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VOLUME 107 ISSUE 2 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 Today We Inform. You Decide.Not officially associated with the University of Florida Published by Campus Communications, Inc. of Gainesville, Florida Man arrested for allegedly threatening girlfriend with knifeHe clung to the roof of her car as she drove away, pg 4. Man accused of assaulting wife with beer bottle, phone cordRead the story online at alligator.org. Students seek book bargainsSome took advantage of discount prices at the UF Bookstore and others went off campus, pg. 3. Savor summer with a sweet blueberry-lavender lemonade recipe. See story, page 8. 85 /69 FORECAST 2 OPINIONS 6 AVENUE 8 CLASSIFIEDS 13 CROSSWORD 15 SPORTS 17 Javier Edwards/AlligatorFoam FrenzyJohn S. Jordan, an 18-year-old journalism freshman, left, and Stephanie Hew, an 18-year-old zoology freshSHELBY WEBB and MICHAEL SCOTT DAVIDSONAlligator Staff WritersAdam Sameis eyes darted First day marks beginnings, endingsADMINISTRATION JULIA GLUMAlligator Staff Writer Students and residents invited to discuss presidential search SAMANTHA SHAVELLAlligator Staff Writer UF racks up rankings in annual Princeton Review roundup SEE FRESHMAN, PAGE 5 SEE PRINCETON, PAGE 5 SEE FORUM, PAGE 5Gators placed in nine of 62 categories


News Today Subscription Rate: Full Year (All Semesters) $100The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator VOLUME 107 ISSUE 2 ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 TODAYFORECAST THUNDER STORMS 85/69 PARTLY CLOUDY 89/70 THUNDER STORMS 86/72 PARTLY CLOUDLY 87/74 THUNDER STORMS 84/75 MONDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY FRIDAYfor supporters of his client because of what he says are diminishing returns. Attorney Mark OMara announced the decision Wednesday on a separate website set up to distribute information on George Zimmermans defense for Martins February shooting. That site, GZlegalcase.com, remains active. Zimmerman is charged with second-degree murder in the shooting and has pleaded not guilty. OMara said the Facebook page had served several purposes over the past three months, including giving Zimmerman cial social media presence. But it also allowed for discussions of evidence and Zimmermans guilt or innocence that OMara said was not helpful. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS WHATS HAPPENINGOutdoor Club meeting and Wild Monkey Paddle The Outdoor Adventure Recreation Club will host its first meeting today at 6:30 p.m. in the Yon Hall lobby. Learn about the clubs upcoming trips to locations around Florida, the Southeast and Latin America. A canoe trip to the beautiful Silver River, where wild monkeys are frequently spotted, will immediately follow the meeting. For more information about the club and to sign up for the paddle, visit beta. ufadventure.com. Talking Gators Toastmasters contest Tuesday Talking Gators Toastmasters club meets Tuesdays at 5:45 p.m. in the entomology building in room 1031, 970 Natural Area Drive, east of the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts on UFs campus. The club is open to everyone interested in learning public speaking and leadership skills. At the Tuesday meeting, the club will host an open house, potluck and speech contests. For more information, visit http://talkinggators.toastmastersclubs. org/. Talking Gators is also on Facebook. UF Hillel Shabbat services and dinner Join UF Hillel on Friday at 7:30 p.m. for services and a free kosher dinner at 8:30 p.m. Questions or concerns? Please contact melissa@ufhillel.org. Got something going on? Want to see it in this space? Send an email with Whats Happening in the subject line to skinonen@alligator. org. To ensure publication in the next days newspaper, please submit the event before 5 p.m. Please model your submissions after the above events. Improperly formatted Whats Happening submissions may not appear in the paper. Press releases will not appear in the paper.LOCALAttorney: Shutting down Zimmerman Facebook pageORLANDO, Fla. The attorney for the shooter of Flor ida teenager Trayvon Martin says he is shutting down a Facebook page that had been used as a social media outlet


THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 ALLIGATOR, 3 KATHERINE HAHNAlligator Contributing WriterWhen it comes to books, everyone is looking for a bargain. Students in line wound through the aisles of the UF Bookstore on Wednesday, their arms heavy with textbooks as they took advantage of discounted prices. For some, the reward was worth the wait all new and used textbooks were discounted by 7 percent. This beginning-of-semester scene is not uncommon. Book prices can differ among stores, which means many students shop around, hunting for deals and visiting several places before making a purchase. On Wednesday, 29-year-old business management junior Djino Agenor was one of them. Im seeing which ones are cheaper, better, Agenor said while browsing for marketing books. Psychology sophomore Stacy Robinson, 20, checked the UF Bookogy textbook she needed. When she found none in stock, she headed to the Florida Bookstore. But microbiology junior Jon Foster said he didnt even try the UF Bookstore for his organic chemistry lab book. The 20-year-old thought prices would be higher there. Still, others opted for convenience. Applied physiology and kinesiology junior Barnes Lerebours, 20, said he hadnt heard about the sale. He he should start buying books. My teachers were on me, Lerebours said. Alex Catalano / Alligator Staff bookstore associate David Martinez, 25, Tuesday afternoon.CAMPUSStudents seek book bargains Im seeing which ones are cheaper, better.Djino Agenorbuisness management junior


4, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 HE ALLEGEDLY THREATENED HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH A KNIFE. CHRIS ALCANTARAAlligator WriterGainesville Police arrested a man ear ly Wednesday morning after he chased his girlfriend out of her second-story window and held onto her car roof as she drove away. At about 1:30 a.m., Towshanda Hills boyfriend, Allen Lenard Nelson, arrived at her house, 2542 SW 31st Place, wanting to borrow her car. According to a GPD arrest report, Hill, 28, and Nelson, 32, started arguing about their relationship. The couple fought for about an hour, mainly about ignorant stuff, Hill said Wednesday afternoon. Hill went to the bathroom upstairs. When she came out, she said, she saw Nelson holding a knife behind his back at the bottom of the stairs. According to the report, Nelson pretended he was going to throw the knife, kicked down the door, she jumped from her window and ran to her car. She locked her car doors as Nelson followed her outside. He climbed onto the car roof and started yelling at her. Hill said she backed out of the parking lot and drove east on Southwest 31st Place as Nelson clung to the roof, screaming for help. As she turned onto Southwest 23rd Terrace, Nelson fell off the car roof. Hill called police from a friends house. A witness said she and her husband heard screaming and called police after seeing a man, presumably Nelson, hanging onto a car roof as it sped down the road. The woman, who did not want her name published, said she and her husband saw the man again as he ran down the street across from their house. Police later arrived at Hills house and thought Nelson barricaded himself inside, said GPD spokeswoman Cpl. Angelina Valuri. vestigation Division, SWAT team and Negotiation Response Team responded to the call. who lives at 803 SE 12th Ave., where he was later arrested. Nelson was charged with aggravated assault with a weapon and booked into Alachua County Jail at 10:01 a.m. As of Wednesday night, Nelson remained in jail. A bond had not been set. Contact Chris Alcantara at calcantara@ alligator.org.Police arrest car roof-riderJohn McLaughlin/ AlligatorMake a Joyful NoiseDanielle Liverpool, a 23-year-old translational biotechnology grad student, left, and Jil lian Dinius, a 23-year-old UF alumna, right, lead an impromptu worship service per formed by members of First Assembly of God in Gainesville on Wednesday afternoon.


amine information gained from conversations with alumni, boosters and business leaders. Ultimately, theyre just trying to make sure everybodys issues, Sikes said. All the constituents. tee met Wednesday to talk about the language in the document. The subcommittee discussed including, as desired traits in an applicant, experience in an administrative leadership posiond language. Members of the subcommittee did not want pursuing the job. The subcommittee changed the introduction to the criteria to include that the university will consider candidates both within and outside academia. Monday, the document will be submitted to the overall search committee and tee on Governance for approval at a joint Tuesday meeting. As for Friday, the three main topics will be: ities and notable strengths of UF? nities and impacts in academics, research and service for the future? experience are needed for UFs next leader? Contact Julia Glum at jglum@alligator.org. sion on them, Samei said. He takes academics seriously. Samei graduated from high school with a 4.5 GPA and said he for bids himself from letting his UF GPA slip below a 3.8. Throughout the next four years, Samei hopes to join a fraternity and get more involved with Student Government. After that, he plans to pursue a masters degree and attend law school. Statistics class. At 2 p.m. Wednesday, Alex Solomon welcomed The 22-year-old aerospace engineering senior placed his tray of leftover Sonnys and an uncoffee table. He was wearing the same tank top he slept in. His 11:45 a.m. class hadnt seemed worth walking to when it looked like it might rain. I actually did the math, Solomon said while cracking open a drink. This is more alcohol per dollar than an 18-pack of regular cans. He paused the explanation to chase his morning vitamin regimen with more beer, which he calls ciency. Also, he added, its easier to chug. Solomons roommate appeared not long after Salty Dog Saloon before Solomons 4 p.m. class. The day continued, and Solomon mused about Midtown. Im looking forward to football season, he said. But I couldnt get tickets because Im only taking seven credits. When it was time for class, Solomon found a seat in the back of his lecture in the Florida Gym. There, he used the distance from the professor to his advantage. Solomon played Bubble Shooter on his iPhone, checked his Facebook page and looked up periodically to watch the video the professor was showing. three days of class a week. Four years ago, you couldnt have told me Id be in Salty Dog at 3 p.m. drinking a pitcher, he said. Its ideal that the bars are closer to my house than classes are. Contact Shelby Webb at swebb@alligator.org. Contact Michael Scott Davidson at mdavidson@alligator.org. THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 ALLIGATOR, 5 Shelby Webb / AlligatorFreshman Adam Samei, left, sits in his statistics class Wednesday during share a similar theme. Were aware there are issues that need to be addressed, and we are addressing those, Orlando said. UF came in with several sportsrelated rankings, including No. 2 in Jock Schools, No. 3 in Students Pack the Stadiums and No. 16 in Everyone Plays Intramural Sports. Marty Dempsey, a coordinator for competitive sports at RecSports, said ranking. However, Dempsey said the ranking isnt necessarily a good representation of UFs intramural numbers. Between 12,000 and 15,000 students play intramural sports at UF each school Robert Franek, author of the book, said it is not uncommon for larger campuses like UF to generate thousands of survey responses. collected throughout the past three years. Generally, the survey results remain consistent, Franek said. But For example, UFs career resource services were ranked No. 6 this year. and in 2011 they were ranked No. 4, according to Alligator archives. Although the university may not agree with these rankings, Franek maintained they are accurate. They are based on that expert opinion, he said. And that expert opinion being current college students. Contact Samantha Shavell at sshavell@alligator.org. PRINCETON, from page 1 FORUM, from page 1 FRESHMAN, from page 1Sikes


Reader responseVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator Column EditorialTHURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to opinions@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458.Todays question: Do you have all of your textbooks yet? Wednesdays question: Did you have a good summer? 78% YES 22% NO46 TOTAL VOTESErin Jester EDITOR Sarah Kinonen MANAGING EDITOR Justin Hayes OPINIONS EDITORLegitimate Rape?Todd Akin fails at scienceCan you remember the last time you heard about Misstates until last week. Rep. Todd Akin stuck his Midwestern foot in his Midwestern mouth when he tried to express his opinion about a St. rape. If its a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down, Akin said. Oh! Phew, what a relief. birth control and contraception: They must think that its almost unnecessary. We women are apparently in much more control of our bodies than science originally taught us. Wrong. Akins comments on womens health issues are troubling. Other anti-abortion enthusiasts maintain that women nancy. mythical magic inside wombs? and was probably also taught a quick biology lesson before While Sean Hannity called for Akin to drop out of his Senary on his radio show. Somehow, through all of this, Huckabee became a beacon dude-left-behind/two-wrongs-dont-make-a-right reprethe wrong words in the wrong way. He also said he would win this race by the grace of God. Listen, pal. Lets not bring God into this, because one of us wont be happy with what God has to say on the matter. Akin might still stand a chance in his Senate race despite his gaffe-a-thon on Sunday, and that should be alarming. notorious swing state. elect someone who is so tragically misinformed about basic biology. The things he said were reprehensible and insulting to the American public and to all women. reality, not on a science that is loosely based on nothing. food.IBC directors negative review shows carelessnessFor many students, the Institute of Black Culture was just a landmark on the UF map. IBC director, things changed dramatically for black stua number of exceptional and engaging programs. He organized meetings and retreats for student leaders on ences. like the Black Student Leadership Conference, which did a phenomenal job of promoting professionalism, etiquette and networking skills. His commitment to IBC in the community. pride in being a scholar. Under his leadership, the IBC became a sanctuary for intellectual growth and minorDespite his many triumphs and recommendation letters lauding his wonderful performance sent to his where and resigned from his position as IBC director. No effort was made by the UF administration to supfrom another institution. ger in the hearts of many students, but it also raised and faculty at UF? Did the administration consult students those affected ship? Does the administracommunity? ture were treated like business as usual, and student this be swept under the rug. make a difference. I cannot understand why this talented professional to when making decisions about how best to support So starting today, I think we must hold Multicultural fairs accountable. We must demand that these questions be answered pening again. We will not acquiesce. We will be loud about our position on the matter until there is change. Mirland Terlongeopinions@alligator.org




theA v enue Overheard: Accidently hear something funny on campus or around Gainesville? Tweet @AlligatorAvenue with your overheard to be featured here.Upcoming concerts: Aug. 23: Manchester Orchestra at High Dive, $19 day of show Aug. 28: Steve Aoki at The Vault, $30 for general admission Aug. 31 and Sept. 1: Less Than Jake at High Dive, $15 in advanceFor all things entertianment, follow the Avenue on Twitter: @ AlligatorAvenue THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/THE_AVENUE BECCA GOLDRINGAvenue WriterOn a sweltering summer day in Gainesville, a tall glass of this blueberry-lavender lemonade is simultaneously tart, sweet and instantly refreshing. Normally, lemonade is made with only three humble ingredients: sugar, water and freshly squeezed lemon juice (dont even think about using Country Time). In this version, the water is infused with fresh lavender sprigs, and blueberry puree is added for a fruity kick. Although its the end of August, theres still time to enjoy a summer cocktail. So try adding a shot of gin or vodka to your glass. Theres nothing like an ice-cold glass of lemonade on a hot day!Blueberry-Lavender Lemonade (makes 1 pitcher)Ingredients: 2 cups sugar 7 cups water, divided 1 cup lemon juice, freshly squeezed (about 5 to 6 lemons) 1 pint blueberries 15 sprigs fresh lavender (1 small plant) and a few extra for garnish Directions: 1. In a saucepan, boil 2 cups of sugar and 2 cups of water. Stir until the sugar dissolves. 2. Remove the mixture from the heat, add fresh lavender sprigs, and cover it. Let it seep for 30 minutes, then remove the sprigs from the saucepan and discard them. 3. In a bowl, crush the blueberries until they become a puree. You can also puree them in a blender or a food processor. 4. You can do this next step two ways: (1) Place the blueberry positioned over a pitcher. Pour lavender-infused water through the sieve on top of the blueberry puree and into the pitcher. (2) Place the lavender-infused water and blueberry puree in a French press. Press down to create a very clear blueberry-lavender mixture. 5. Pour the lemon juice into a pitcher, followed by 5 1/2 cups of water. Tip: taste the lemonade between adding cups of water some like it tart! You can also add more sugar or lemon juice at this step. 6. Stir well, and garnish with blueberries, or a lemon slice on the edge of the glass. Enjoy!Courtesy to the Alligator / Zac WolfAfter a long, hot day on campus, try this ice-cold blueberry-lavender lemonade recipe. For the freshest ingredients, check out the Union Street Farmers Market on Wednesdays in downtown Gainesville. Chomp and chew: Cool off with refreshing lemonade recipe recipes KATHRYN VARNAvenue WriterNow that the Merriam-Websters Collegiate Dictionary has been updated, words like brain cramp, man cave and sexting are fair game for academic papers. Here are some highlights from the list, punctuated by two students using the words in a hypothetical conversation: Aha moment n (1939): a moment of sudden realization, inspiration, insight, recognition, or comprehension I had this aha moment in class today. The girl who sits next to me took off her glasses and she was like, hot. Sexy librarian? Aw yeah. Im going to ask her out. Brain cramp n (1982): an instance of temporary mental confusion resulting in an error or lapse of judgment Meet me at the French Fries at one? No one says that. Oh, sorry. Total brain cramp. Craft beer n (1986): a specialty beer produced in limited quantities: microbrew So is she in your next class? Yeah, but I drank a lot of craft beer last night, so I'm too hung over to talk to her. Energy drink n (1904): a usually carbonated beverage that typically contains caffeine intended to increase the drinkers energy Maybe this energy drink will help. F-bomb n (1988): the word f--k used metaphorically as a euphemism Howd it go? I started to ask for her name, but the energy drink and hangover combo turned on me. I dropped an f-bomb and ran to the bathroom. "Ouch." Flexitarian n (1998): one whose normally meatless diet occasionally includes meat or versatile. Game changer n (1993): a newly introduced element or factor that changes an existing situacant way Ive got a total game changer: CiCis. It has something for everyone. Man Cave n (1992): a room or space designed according to the taste of the man of the house to be used as his per sonal area for hobbies and leisure activities So I took that girl out. I brought her to CiCis then took her back to my man cave to chill, but she hasnt talked to me since. I dont know where you went wrong. Obesogenic adj (1986): promoting excessive weight gain: producing obesity Oh, she just texted me. She called me obesogenic for taking her to CiCis. Come on! It has salad. Sexting n (2007): the sending of sexually explicit messages or images by cellphone Bro, what happened last night?" You started sexting sexy librarian girl. For real? Sweet. Tipping point n (1959): the critical point in a situation, process, or system beyond which change takes place So I saw her by the French Fries. Stop trying to make French Fries happen. Whatever man. Anyway, it must have been the tipping point because she slapped me I guess she wasnt feeling meat today. Merriam-Webster includes 'sexting,' 'f-bomb' in dictionary


MICHELLE PROVENZANOAvenue WriterThe sight of bearded men, indie-clad in all their glory, can only mean one thing: a staple appearance by Manchester Orchestra right here in Gainesville. Manchester Orchestra is Gainesville at High Dive (formerly tional $2 charge at the door for fans younger than 21 years old. With three albums under its belt, Manchester Orchestra has gone through many changes members. after Mean Everything to Nothing, said Chris Freeman, keyboard and percussion enthusiast of Manchester Orchestra. That changed our dynamic a little bit, because hes a hard-hitting, very scary behind the drum set. So he sort of revitalizes us and makes us more energetic. Freeman said he and the band have tried to balance out the set list as much as they can to cover a variety of songs on their three-album discography, but usually stick to the songs that they can remember playing and ones that are typically Pensacola is a favorite, beout, Freeman said. What Gainesville fans can exsolo songs by the bands lead singsince last years Simple Math, its looking to be an unlikely sight. ing and hashing some songs out, Freeman said. But Im not quite sure theyre ready to be played live yet. Gainesville fans have nothmaterial, because the bands mantra is to be as loud as possible and Freeman said. Attendees can expect a lot of loud guitars and copious amounts of energy, stemming from the In addition to the front-running opening acts: River City Extension and Chris Staples. Excitement streaming from both ends of the spectrum the fans and the band there is seemingly nothing that can bring this I think people are really appreciative because not a lot of bands go to play colleges, Freeman said. atmosphere because none of us THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 ALLIGATOR, 9 Courtesy to the AlligatorManchester Orchestra will be performing tonight at High Dive, located at 210 SW Second Ave., with opening acts River City Extention and Chris Staples. Manchester Orchestra sets the stage for indie music lovers music




THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 ALLIGATOR, 11 A NEW SYSTEM FOR DROP/ADD COULD DECREASE ISIS FUSTRATION. IAN ROWEAvenue WriterFor the past several hours, Ive been star ing at the drop/add page on my computer screen the way a drunk person watches the rotation of a gas station hot dog: with a mixgoes by before I reclick the pages refresh cursing the heavens and shouting, Buddha, Jesus, Athena! WHY!?, knowing full well that somewhere in Gainesville, at that exact moment, some jerk is laughing because he has the class I want, and he knows it. There are a number of reasons why Im tion of the registration dates is unfair to all students. The second: Theres too many students and not enough classes. The third: I forgot when my registration date was, went backpacking across the United States and didnt register until I got back to Gainesville last week. And while theres a higher likelihood its the third reason, lets not forget that this is an election year, and so I elect to forgo any responsibility for my actions. Instead, I opt to propose ideas beyond any logical persons comprehension. Like this one: We should retract the drop/add scavenger hunt approach, and instead institute drop/add elimination. To keep up with the The Hunger Games and NBCs new show Revolution), instead of students sitting in chairs waiting for their classes to appear, we should assemble the students who have signed up for said classes and set them loose against each other in a gladiator-style death match. With such a spectacle unfolding on campus, I propose we charge admission to the at the same price as a football game. With increased revenue thanks to our new registo the students unskilled in the art of war, what were left with is a win-win situation, which has a more appropriate economics term that I dont know, because Im an English major, not a business major. Should the idea of blood sport prove too much for the university, still in the spirit of quenching public thirst for elimination, I propose a series of dance-offs. (See FOXs So You Think You Can Dance, or the ironically titled Americas Got Talent.) What we have is the opportunity to impart a democratic forum one in which the students vote for who they feel earned his or her seat in a given class, not just the person tion? Why, a panel of experts, of course. To which youre thinking, Obviously, UFs dance department! To which I say, Dont be so silly. When I say experts, I mean irrelevant celebrities. Nick Canon is doing Tar get commercials. Nick Lachey is doing reality television. We all know Nick Jonas and Nicolas Cage arent doing anything, as well as that one Nick from the Backstreet Boys and that other Nick from that other thing. With this many talentless, able bodies, we have an ocean of disposable Nicks to choose from. And if UF is still hesitant about having after the initial judging, we can have our its not like we would ever run out of them! Do not do as I did and wait until the last minute to register for classes at least to the extent that youre driven mad by the perpetual refreshing of a page so you can take that one class you should have taken when you were a freshman. Dont believe me? Please refer to the previous paragraphs and learn from my mistakes.Drop/add week madness: a charming letter of suggestion


12, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 NEW SINGLE, WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER, IS NO. 1 ON BILLBOARDS HOT 100. ALYSSA HOLCOMBAvenue WriterIts no secret that pop-country superstar Taylor Swift is famous for her themed song writing concerning breakups and general lovesickness. For her, its as if the theme is superinto all types of beats and styles alongside the standard painful lyrical prose. With the release of her latest single, the moody yet wordy We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, which knocked Lady Gagas Born This Way out of the spot for largest digital song debut by a female artist with 623,000 downloads, Swift is again asserting her position as this decades resident heartache heroine. Even though her fourth studio album Red wont be released until Oct. 22, happy yet regretful, ultimately girl-powered breakup anthems: 1. Back To December (from 2010s Speak Now) Who its about: Hunky Twilight werewolf Taylor Lautner is (well, reportedly) the inspiration for Swifts apology. Whats the style: A slow, twangy ballad with mournful vocal style, Swift laments her relationship woes in slow, pained lines. How its visualized: Full of cold weather and snow-crunching metaphors of the heart, the music video features Swift wandering broodily throughout her darkened abode. 2. Picture To Burn (from 2008s Taylor Swift) Who its about: Lashing out at a sleazy exboyfriend and all of his less-than-desirable traits, T. Swizzle sings the ultimate send-off. Whats the style: This rollicking track features Swifts earlier, more country-twanged chops. How its visualized: Complete with black leather and pyrotechnics, this breaking-andentering how-to is straight out of the bitter exgirlfriends guide to dream revenge tactics. 3. White Horse (from 2009s Fearless) Who its about: With the picturesque Prince Charming character as her girlhood fantasy, Swift laments her loss of what she thought was her very own version. Whats the style: Slow and drawling with mood of this single. How its visualized: Rainy windowpanes MTV reality show Laguna Beach resident heartbreaker Stephen Colletti) invade Swifts have been. 4. The Story of Us (from 2010s Speak Now) Who its about: Singer/ songwriter (and well-publicized womanizer) John Mayer serves as the muse for both this track and the aptly titled Dear John. Whats the style: Upbeat and peppy, the pessimistic theme is easily disguised as the ultimate girly-girl car jam. How its visualized: Set in a library, Swift and her hipster glasses regale a past boyfriend with more charisma and zeal than many of her other videos. 5. Shouldve Said No (from 2008s Taylor Swift) Who its about: A cheating boyfriend is blasted in this adolescent ode to teenage animosity. Whats the style: Similar to Picture To Swifts lyrics more angry and vengeful than the rest. How its visualized: In a live performance from the 2008 Academy of Country Music Awards, Swift powers through the song, at one point stamping out the lyrics under a waterfall. Even though many music listeners get annoyed with the consistent theme of Swifts songs, its undeniable that girlfriend knows her stuff. Sure, she may repeatedly get her self into situations that call for heartbreak, but who are we to judge? Shes a successful singer/songwriter with legions of fans all over the world who absolutely idolize her for becoming a voice to guide them through their own Swift wants to continue writing the same old no. 1 on the Billboard charts break-up anthem, then let her! Because we are never, ever, ever going to be able to stop listening anyway like, ever.The perpetual breakup of Taylor Swift: 5 heartache anthems This column is provided by Ariel Barnes, a 21-year-old majoring in international studies. Would you like to get some Mediocre Advice? Visit http://mediocreadvicegators.tumblr.com/askMaegan Dennis / Alligator Staff Ariel Barnes Dear Mediocre Advice, My mom keeps hounding me to go to the vagina doctor. I think my vagina is none of her business, and I will go if I feel like it. How do I get her off my back? Dear Mediocre Advice, I have this guy friend, and we lie together and touch each other some times, but never have sex. I want to sleep with him, though. Im afraid he just wants to be friends, and he is only following my lead regarding the tan talizing touch sessions. What do you think? Dear Friend, What?! Go to the vagina doctor! Yea, OK, wah wah wah, my mom cares about my health and the most awesome part of my body. She probably thinks youre boning and wants to get you on birth control (if youre not already on it) or, ya know, legitimately cares about your body. Also, the lack of details in this question leads me to believe you still live under her roof, so you should really go. Dear Friend, Even if this baby looks like it suffered from severe burns, you cant tell her. If you cant get yourself to lie, avoid the question. Ask your sister how happy she is with the new baby and how she is going to dress the baby for Halloween. Dont ruin this for her, even if it looks like a fetus version of Voldemort. Maybe in a decade or two, when the baby grows out of his or her ugly-duckling stage, you can tell her the truth and joke about it. Dear Mediocre Advice, My sister had a baby and, to be honest, its not that cute. Everyone else is telling her how cute her baby is, and I dont know what to say. What do I do? Dear Friend, If you guys touch each other and he hasnt brought up having sex yet, hes probably a virgin or doesnt have a penis. I dont think a guy would go this far to follow your lead and secretly think yea shes gross and Im getting no pleasure out of touching her. He wants to bone. If you feel comfortable enough to take those vague touches to the next naked level, make a move. I am 99.99 percent sure he wont swat away your hand.


THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/CLASSIFIEDS Classifieds BUY IT. SELL IT. FIND IT. 373-FIND Get that rent money rolling in. Place an ad in the Alligator Classifieds to get your place rented out. Call 373-FIND. 2 BLOCKS FROM UF!Starting @ $375/BR All inclusive! Furnished Cable Internet Utilities www.campuswalk.co 352-337-9098 12-5-71-1 COLLEGE ROOMS STARTING AT $400.00 MONTH, UTILITIES INCLUDED NO MOVE IN COST. WE DO SEMISTER LEASING Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 9-28-12-85-1 Play ThereLIVE HERETHE POLOSNOW offering ROOMMATE MATCHING on 3/3s$464/personCall Today! 352-335-7656 12-5-71-1 STEPS TO UF. FULLY FURNISHED. DORMITORY HOUSING W/PVT INDIVIDUAL SUITES. Starting at $479. Now leasing for Fall enrollment. Parking avail. 1231 SW 3rd Ave, #125 M-F 9-6 Sat. 10-4 352-372-3557 thecourtyardsuf.com 8-29-12-31-1 Nicks Place Apt 2BED/2BATH $1000 entire apartment, Washer/dryer, dish washer, high ceilings, Sleep late only 5 blocks to Campus, Great Parking, 1st or 2nd Floor units Mitchell Realty 352-374-8579 8-31-11-25-1 4BR/4Bath at Countryside. Located 1 mile from UF, Shands, Vet School, & V.A. $400/ month per room OR $1200/month for entire unit. Flexible terms with bonus for signing 3 or more students. Call Steve 520-440-6578. 9-6-12-27-1 5 bdrms for rent in 2 story hosue, 3 rms @ 400/mo, 2 rms @ $500, low utilities on 5 acres w/ farm call for details 386-462-2554 8-30-12-14-1 LARGE MASTER SUITE IN NEW HOME; 15 min to VA, Shands & UF. N/S professional only. Util, cable TV, garage, wireless internet incl. Kitchen, laundry & pool access. $525/mo. 352-219-3410 9-7-16-1 Countryside at UF. One bedroom w/ private bathroom in 4BR/4BA students only. Great location on two bus routes one mile from UF. Includes Internet, cable TV, washer/dryer. New paint and laminate flooring. Furnished or unfurnished. $300/mo. $100 security. Call Jessica (352) 239 2422. 8-24-12-6-1 Furnished 3/2 in Tioga. W/D, garage. Walk to dine, shop, gym daycare, b-ball, tennis, pool. $1600/m First-last-securityCredit check. 352-332-8093 8-23-12-5-1 Walk to UF, restaurants, churches, groceries & Bank. $350/room, Semester lease $425/room. 850-345-8510 8-24-12-5-1 PROFESSIONAL/GRAD STUDENTS SW area. All amenities. BR & BA next to kitchen & laundry. Private entrance. Quiet & secure. $390/mo. Leave message 352-3338300 8-24-12-5-1 Close to UF/Shands/VA/Downtown On bus route to UF. 3BR/3BA townhouse, furnished. 1448 SW 25th Place at Bivens Forest Condos. $900/mo. Available now. 352-3272931 or 376-6183 8-24-12-5-1 EFFICIENCY APT Private entrance, A/C, 1BR/1BA, galley kitchen, DirecTV, covered patio. 8x10 steel storage shed. Utils incl. $495/mo. 1st, last + $100 sec. dep. Call 352372-6466 day or night. 8-28-12-5-1 WALK TO CLASS 4BR/1.5BA townhouse just steps from campus. $350/Room. Includes utilities, internet, cable TV, washer/dryer, fully furnished w/ 42" plasma TV. Call Andy at (352)317-7029. 8-24-12-2-1 Empty Space? Find your next tenants in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND to place your ad today! QUIET, CLEAN. LOTS OF GREEN1br $375. 2br $425 372-1201, 213-3901 12-5-12-71-2 Deluxe, Large 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7BR apt/ house, 60 second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House charm. Central AC, washer/dry er included. Wood floors. With Parking. By Private Owner. 538-2181 lv message 1215-12-71-2 ELLIES HOUSES Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or 352-215-4990 12-12-12-171-2 Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. Mention this ad for $0 move in fees!! Ask About our Preferred Employer Discounts and SPECIALS! Call for Details! 352-335-7656 12-5-71-2 Now leasing 1 & 2 BR AptsJust off SW 20th Ave & 34th Street. $425 to $545. Call 335-7066, visit us on Facebook or Twitter or at madisonon20th.com. 12-512-71-2 AVAILABLE NOW WALK TO UF 1BRs $425-$495 2BRs $495--$580 House 4BR/2BA $1250 Gore Rabell Real Estate 378-1387 www.Gore-Rabell.com 12-5-12-71-2 Spacious 1, 2, & 3br starting at $475. Many floor plans, some w/ enclosed patios or balconies. Italian tile, BRs carpeted. DW, W/D hk-ups, verticals, CH/AC. Near bus rte, some walk to UF. Sec 8 accepted 352-332-7700 12-5-12-71-2 Centerpoint 1220 NW 12 ST $450 1BR/1BA 530 SQ.FT. Bike to UF through-tree lined streets or ride the bus located one block away! A true 1/1 close but far enough away from the ruckus of the student ghetto. No application fee, most pets ok. E.F.N. Properties, 352-371-3636 or www.efnproperties.com rentals@efnproperties.com 12-5-12-71-2 1 & 2BR duplexes, blocks to UF.Rent directly from owner, no intermediary. Pets OK, dalyproperties.com or 352-3593341/359-5584 9-7-12-37-2 Trend's Student Rentals of the Month! 3/3 Brand New-3 Bus Routes$1200! 2/1.5 Remodeled Casablanca Twnhse$1150! 4/4 All-Inclusive-10 min to UF$1200! Text "Trend" to 313131 Trend4Rent.com 8-31-12-2 SPACIOUS 2BR/2BA APT.Convenient location to Shands, UF & Butler Plaza. Asking $700. Please call Ketty 305332-6566. yttek@hotmail.com 9-5-12-51-2 LAKEWOOD VILLASLarge 1, 2, & 3 bdrm. floor plans starting @ $635. FREE Hi-Speed Internet, Washer/Dryer, Fitness Center, Tennis Court, Swimming Pool etc. M-F 9-6 Sat 10-5 700 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-371-8009 www.lakewoodvillas.com text (Lakewood) 65586 8-29-12-31-2 SPYGLASSIndividual Leases. Furniture pkgs. incl Washer/Dryer & FREE Hi-Speed internet. Rates start at $399. Every unit an end unit. Mon-Fri 9-6 Stat. 10-5 701 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-373-6330 www.spyglassapts.com text (spyglass) 65586 8-29-12-31-2 UPPER WESTSIDE/ NANTUCKET WALK1 & 2 bdrm Luxury Apts. Granite counters. Parking avail. Walk to campus & stadium, For info. call 352-872-4644 www.upperwestsideuf.com text: upperwestside@65374 8-29-12-31-2 Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. Apt for rent near Shands 3300 SW 23rd St. Apt 2. 1BR/1BA w/ lrg screened-in porch, W/D hook-ups. Monthly rent $525. Sec dep $700. Pets ok. Please call 352-371-3473 leave message 8-31-12-35-2 2 BR, 1 BA. $600-$650. near campus & downtown,quiet, greenspace, trees,great view, near campus & downtown, spacious, spotless, WD Hookups, CHA, Ceiling fans, cats ok. 1824 NW 10th Street.(352)284 3873;(352)376 0080.postj@bellsouth.net 8-24-11-28-2 Apt for rent near Shands. 3300 SW 23rd St. Apt #1. 2BR w/ study, 1BA. Large screenedin porch. W/D hook-ups. $675/mo, $850 sec dep. Pets ok. Please call 352-371-3473 leave message. 8-31-12-35-2 THE POLOSCheck out our UPGRADES!! Ask About our Preferred Employer Discounts and SPECIALS! Call for Details! 352-335-7656 12-5-71-2 1BR/1.5BA LOFT APT Fully remodeled. Sparrow condo. Minimum 1 year lease. Adult or grad student. No pets. $600/mo + 2 mos sec dep in advance. Available immediately 352-339-4600 9-1212-32-2 Nicks Place Apt, 2BED/2BATH $750 for entire Apt WASHER/DRYER, dishwasher, high ceilings, Sleep late only 5 blocks to Campus, Great Parking, 1st or 2nd floor units. Call Mitchell Realty 352-374-8579 8-31-12-25-2 $350 Newly Remodeled: ALL Inclusive, Utils, Std CableTV, SecureWiFi, Pvt BR/BA, W/D. Full/Kitchen, Furnished Common Area, 43"LCD TV/Stereo. On UF Bus Rte. OPEN MINDED. 954-854-9445 UTGcondos.com 8-31-12-20-2 Avail. Aug, 1. 4BR/3BA House 1 mile to UF, bus to Santa Fe. $1600/mo, pool avail: requires x-tra services. 2816 W. Univ. Also Avail NOW, furnished 3/3 Bivens Forest condo $900/mo. 352-327-2931 or 376-6183. 8-24-12-18-2 2BRM/2BTH. 501 SW 69th Street Gainesville FL 32641. New paint/carpet. Central Air/ Heat. WD hookup. Call 352-367-1956 or stevemalu@yahoo.com. Deposit $500 Rent $550/month. 9-10-25-2 5 Bed/2 Bath home $2,000/mo. 1016 SW 6th Ave, Gainesville, FL 32601. 1 block from UF, behind Norman Hall. Parking, high-speed internet, W/D. e-mail or call for serious interest: rungaro@ufl.edu (352)375-5975 8-3112-17-2 2BR/1BA trailer on 25 acres.Horse, dog pens. 27802 SW 120th Lane, Newberry. $475/mo. 352-221-3532 8-2412-10-2 Condo for Rent $724 (2BR/1.5BA) Stainless appliances & spacious bedrooms in quiet, pet-friendly neighborhood behind Museum Walk. Call Tiffany at 561.573.5156 8-24-12-7-2. Spacious 3BR/2BA/2CG home in Blues Creek. Huge MBR/BA w/ walk-in closet, cent H/AC, internet hookup, all appls, W/D, pool, tennis. 4848 NW 79th Rd.$1190/mo. 352222-0211 8-30-12-10-2 FREE AUGUST RENT!! 3/3 in The Laurels available immedetely until 7/30/13. Free cox cable/HBO & washer/dryer in unit. Pet friendly. $1069/ mo w/ $1000 security deposit. Call Christy/John @ 757-777-2996 8-24-12-6-2 Beautiful 2 bd / 1.5 ba, wood floors, recently instlld crpt upstairs, new W/D, screened porch, nice sized bdrms;new water heater; sat/dish ready; public trans, close to Oaks Mall, and 4 mi to UF; a steal at $670/mo.! MUST SEE -by appt. (407)739-0537 8-24-12-5-2 BIKE/BUS TO CLASS,WALK TO SHANDS. Campus Edge Condominium is ON CAMPUS! It fronts Archer Road & backs up to Hull Road!Beautiful newer laminate flooring.Enjoy convenient living with a pool & fitness center right next to UF. This top story, end unit is quiet, comfortable, has its own private washer/dryer, walk-in closet. NON SMOKERS. Owner agent 352-262-2871.Lease $725/m. 8-31-12-9-2 $500,private apt, greenspace; ceiling fans; patio with locking gate; near UF; prefer quiet,mature; 1824 NW 9th st; 352 284 3873;352 284 3873; postj@bellsouth.net 10-2-12-30-2 $650, 2 br, apt,pool, laundry, walk to UF,Shands,Vet School; ceiling fans;carpet & tile, some utils; prefer quiet mature; 352 376 080.352 284 3873; postj@bellsouth.net 10-2-12-30-2 HISTORIC APTS Downtown Pleasant St Historic District. 1-3BRs. Ceiling fans, porches, wd flrs, some w/ W/D. ALSO we have 2 & 3BR homes. Cats ok, no dogs. 1st, last, sec. aprleve@aol.com Call/text 352-538-1550 9-19-12-20-2 LARGE 2-STORY, 2BR/2.5BA APT IN MILLRUN. Community pool, close to campus, on bus route. $750/mo. Available immediately. Call Mark 561-212-1517 8-2412-3-2 $450 per room All inclusive! 4bd/2bath close to UF/Sante Fe. New flooring, all new paint. On 1/2 acre with deck and creek. 2 car garage.Ask about 4 bedroom discount.Call/text Eric 352.682.7424 or email ericmanin@yahoo.com 8-29-12-5-14 Dont get stuck with an extra rent payment. Advertise your subleases in the Alligator Classifieds and save yourself some cash. Call 373-FIND. Sublease At Gainesville's Most Sought After Complex GAINESVILLE PLACE. 1BR/1BA in 4BR/4BA, $469/mo, fully furn, on bus rte, 24 hr fitness, volleyball, 2 pools, Immediate availability. Call today 352-275-7825 8-2412-5-3 1ST 2 MONTHS RENT FREE! Sublease at GAINESVILLE PLACE. 1BR/1BA in 4BR/4BA, $459/mo, fully furn, on bus rte, 24 hr fitness, volleyball, 2 pools, Move In Aug 18. 863-326-8231 Males only please 8-3112-7-3 IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC! Is your roommate driving you crazy? Find a replacement in the Alligator Classifieds!


14, ALLIGATOR Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. COLLEGE ROOMS STARTING AT $400.00 MONTH, UTILITIES INCLUDED NO MOVE IN COST. WE DO SEMISTER LEASING Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 9-28-12-85-4 $350 Newly Remodeled: ALL Inclusive, Utils, Std CableTV, SecureWiFi, Pvt BR/BA, W/D. Full/Kitchen, Furnished Common Area, 43"LCD TV/Stereo. On UF Bus Rte. OPEN MINDED. 954-854-9445 UTGcondos.com 8-31-12-20-4 UNIVERSITY COMMONS-across UF on Archer. Female roomate needed $350 plus 1/4 util. upper unit with vaulted ceiling. Contact Patti 239-370-9130 8-31-12-18-4 Private Bedroom w/Bath in 2/2.5 Condo. Share with existing roommate and cat. $450/ mo plus 1/2 Utilities. Near UF/bus route/incl DSL. Harry 352-284-3961 or Jason 8704439. 8-24-12-5-4 Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile home and much more in the ALLIGATOR CLASSIFIEDS! Reach thousands of possible buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over the phone, by fax, email or CHECK OUT PLACING YOUR AD THRU OUR ONLINE AT www.alligator.org. or please call 373Find (373-3463) NEW CONDOS-WALK TO UFFor Info on ALL Condos for Sale, Visit www.UFCONDOS.COM or Matt Price, University Realty, 352-281-3551 12-5-71-5 HOUSE FOR SALE/ FOR RENT Convenient! Well maintained home in NW area 4/B 2/B. Lots of room for the whole family or room mates close to schools stores and bus service. Many extras Must see to believe. $130,000.00 Call Larry at 1-352493-9220 8-31-12-11-5 Got a new couch?. Sell your old one in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND (3463) to place your ad today. BED QUEEN $120 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still in plastic. Call 352-372-7490 will deliver. 12-5-12-71-6 BED FULL SIZE $100 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic w/warranty. Can deliver. Call 352377-9846 12-5-12-71-6 MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT $400 Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must sell. Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-3727490 12-5-12-71-6 BED KING $200 PILLOWTOP mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never been used, in plastic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can deliver. 12-5-7-6 BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can deliver. Retail $4500, must sell, sacrifice $850 (352) 372-7490 12-5-7-6 SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 12-5-7-6 FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/ mattress. New, in box. $160 332-9899 ___________________________________. DINETTE SET 5pc $120 Brand new in box. Never used. 352-377-9846 12-5-7-6 **BEDS ALL BRAND NEW** **Full $100 Queen $125 King $200** Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name matching sets not used or refurbished. Still in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516. 12-5-7-6 BEDQUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mattress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver. $130 352-377-9846. 12-5-7-6 BEDROOM SET$300 BRAND NEW Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 12-5-12-71-6 FURNITURE SALENEW 6 PIECE BEDROOM SET $599 FUTON $129 5-PIECE DINETTE SET $129, NEW QUEEN PILLOWTOP SET W/ HEADBOARD & FRAME $399, 4390 SW 20TH AVE, 352-376-0953 8-2710-6 BED SET TWIN $49 FULL $69 QUEEN $89 KING $99 COME TO OUR STORE4390 SW 20TH AVE OR CALL US AT 352-376-0953. CALLAMATTRESSINC.COM 8-27-10-6 BED SET CLOSEOUTS IN PLASTIC TWIN $89 FULL $129 QUEEN $149 KING $199 COME TO OUR STORE 4390 SW 20TH AVE, 352-376-0953 CALLAMATTRESSINC.COM 8-27-10-6Blue microfiber sofa, loveseat, ottoman. $400 for set. 372-66588-23-3-6 Selling computers, parts, or repair services or just looking for that new rig? Look in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND for more information. Refurbished Laptops Under $200 Used with Warranty I take laptop trade-ins Joel 352-336-0075 www.pcrecycle.biz 8-23-7-7 Sell your old stereo, cell phone, and more in the Electronics Section of the Alligator Classifieds. 373-FIND In the market for a new set of wheels or just looking to add a second to that collection? Want personalized handlebars or a fitted seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds UF Surplus Equipment Auctionsare underway...bikes, computers, printers, vehicles & more. All individuals interested in bidding go to: surplus.ufl.edu 392-0370 125-12-71-10 GOATS FOR SALECharlie 352-278-1925 12-5-71-10 Guitars and Musical Instruments New, Used and Factory Refurbished Check Us Out Before You Buy!! Leonardo's Music, Micanopy, FL 352-450-0928 Leonardos302.com 12-5-12-71-10MUSIC STORE Studio PercussionBUY SELL TRADE LESSONS NEW USED Founded by UF Florida Alumni! Go Gators! facebook.com/StudioPercussionSpDrumShop 2512 NE 1st Blvd We are closest to UF! 10-4-30-10 Alligator Classifieds is the way to get your 2 wheels on the road. Show off your bikes, scooters, and repair services. Call 373-FIND to get your classified in. WWW.RPMMOTORCYCLES.COM FULL SERVICE MOTORCYCLE SCOOTER REPAIR. 12TH YEAR IN GVILLE. OEM & AFTERMARKET PARTS. BEST TIRE PRICES IN TOWN. 352-377-6974 12-571-11 12-5-12-71-11 NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS Great Scooters, Service & Prices! 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 Vespa, Genuine, GMW, & More! NS4L.com facebook.com/newscooters4less 12-5-12-71-11 SCOOTER REPAIRNew Scooters 4 Less has LOW repair rates! Will repair any make/model. Close to UF! Pick-ups avail. Cheap oil changes!! 336-1271 12-5-12-71-11 Road Rat Motors Largest Scooter Store in Town! Run by Gator Grads! New scooters starting at $899. 1yr Parts AND labor warranties included. 3766275 RoadRatMotors.com 12-5-12-71-11 Road Rat Motors-Gvilles #1 service facility. We repair ALL brands of scooters & will come to YOU! Daily pickups available. Lowest labor rates & quickest turnaround time around. Run by Gator Grads! 352-376-6275 RoadRatMotors.com 125-12-71-11 SCOOTER RENTALSRent for a day, week, month or semester. Now renting Buddy scooters too! 352-336-1271 www.gainesvillescooterrentals.com 12-5-12-71-11 Campus Scooters Mobile Sales and Scooter Service. We offer free estimates on all repairs and we come to you. We also have new scooters starting at $799.00 Call us today at 352-263-0425 125-71-112011 50cc scooter Low Low Mileage $1200.00352-658-1505 9-6-12-10-11 Unload your lot. Sell your cars through Alligator Advertising for cheap. 373-FIND or place your ad online at www.alligator.org/ classifieds CARS CARS BuySellTrade Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars 3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150 12-5-71-12 We Buy Junk Cars Trucks, Vans Titled only Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3191 12-5-71-12I BUY CARS TRUCKS Call Anytime Licensed 352-339-5158 8-31-12-32-12


ALLIGATOR SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO CREDIT CHECK!!!! VEHICLES $1000 AND UP! 352-338-1999 12-5-71-12 BUY FOR BLOWOUT PRICES & SAVE BIG!!! VEHICLES STARTING AT $1000 PRICES NEGOTIABLE!!! 352-338-1999 12-5-71-12 97 HONDA CIVIC $5999 99 HONDA ACCORD $5999 98 ACURA RL $6999 02 HONDA ACCORD $6999 352-338-1999 12-5-71-12 01 TOYOTA CAMRY $6999 02 TOYOTA COROLLA $6999 00 HONDA ODYSSEY $7999 02 VOLVO STYPE $8999 352-338-1999 12-5-71-12 95 CHEVY CAMERO $2500 98 TOYOTA 4RUNNER $4999 00 ISUZU RODEO $5999 02 NISSAN XTERRA $8999 352-338-1999 12-5-71-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES NO CREDIT CHECK! CARS, TRUCKS, SUV'S & VANS! 30 DAY WARRANTY 352-375-9090 12-5-71-12 99 HONDA ACCORD $6999 02 TOYOTA COROLLA $6999 03 NISSAN SENTRA $6999 02 TOYOTA CAMRY $7999 352-375-9090 12-5-71-12 03 HONDA CIVIC $8999 04 TOYOTA COROLLA $8999 03 NISSAN ALTIMA $8999 04 TOYOTA CAMRY $10,999 352-375-9090 12-5-71-12 NICE!1993 VOLVO 240, cold A/C, AT, CD player, white with blue interior. LOOKS GREAT RUNS GREAT! $1995 call or text (352) 870-7501 8-29-5-12 Honda Prelude '96 185k well-maintained but sunburned, nice int'r, many new parts, alloys, 6 tires, sunroof, bra, Clarion cd, cool a/c, 28mpg. $2k firm. Cash sale only but will wnty 30days. 872-9256 sw gvl 8-24-2-12 This newspaper assumes no responsibility for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money. LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS: Gold Diamonds Gems Class Rings ETC Top Cash $$$ or Trade OZZIES FINE JEWELRY 352-318-4009. 12-5-71-13 UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 12-5-71-13 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5062 if interested. St. Francis House is a homeless shelter and soup kitchen located in downtown Gainesville and we are looking for help from volunteers like you. St. Francis House is in need of donations such as personal hygiene items and household cleaners such as bleach and liquid Lysol. If you are interested in helping, please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or by e-mail at sfhcoor@stfrancis.cfcoxmail.com VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 8-24-12-71-13 RESEARCH STUDY: Have you had a positive skin test for TB tuberculosis) and have NOT received BCG (Bacillus Calmette-Guerin)? This is a study comparing two forms of skin testing preparations in PPD-positive persons, 18-60 years of age. If you think you are eligible to take part in this study, please contact Linda at 352-2739376. 9-21-12-21-13 This newspaper assumes no responsibil ity for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money.Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. What's black and white and read all over?? The Independent Florida Alligator Be part of the sales team of the largest college newspaper in the country by applying to be anINTERNIf you are enrolled as a UF or SFC student available to work 10-12 hours a week this summer, and are eager to gain valuable sales experience, stop by The Alligator, 1105 W. 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THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG Demps Hits Major Pay DayAccording to NFL.com, Jeff Demps contract with the New England Patriots guarantees him $211,000, the second most of all undrafted free agents in 2012. Tight end Jordan Reed is back in practice after suffering an scrimmage on Aug. 11. See story, page 19. GREG LUCA Alligator Staff Writer When Brent Pease kicks his offense into high gear, confusing opposing defenses with various formations, motions and shifts, Trey Burton and Omarius Hines are expected to present some of the biggest problems. The question defenses will have to answer isnt simply, Where will they line up? Its, What are they? Thats where you have some issues from a defensive standpoint: How do you count this guy? coach Will Muschamp said of Burton and Hines. Is he a back? Is he a receiver? Is he a fullback? Is he a tight end? Hes going to line up in all the placto look at. The possibilities are exciting for Pease, who admits that in six years at Boise State, we didnt have players like that. Deciphering Peases offense was always going to be a chore for decan be to identify how various shifts change the formation. Knowing that the Gators have players in Burton and Hines who can be effective at multiple spots only adds to the challenge. They do create mismatches, Pease said. We will get them the ball, now they have to make plays. That was much easier said than done last season. Burton caught 19 passes for 149 yards and a touchdown and carried the ball 37 times for 155 yards and three scores. Hines notched seven catches for 106 yards and had one carry for 12 yards, failStill, the optimism surrounding the 6-foot-3, 228-pound Burton and 6-foot-2, 217-pound Hines is understandable. Along with 6-foot-3, 243-pound tight end Jordan Reed, Burton and who are simultaneously too quick for linebackers to contain and too big for corners and safeties to cover. Youve got a guy whose got speed and ability to run vertical and snap routes, youre matched up on linebackers, Pease said. Somebody like Jordan, whos got really wide receiver ability but in a body like his, hes a nightmare for defensive coordinators. The Gators are hoping Hines can join that cast of nightmares not just because of his versatility, but because of his big-play ability. Hines averaged 14.8 yards per touch in his limited action last year, including a long of 39, and ripped off a 61-yard touchdown run in Fridays scrimmage. When the ball is in his hands, he can go the distance, Pease said. He can create the huge, explosive plays. He can go 75-80 yards, because hes got the other gear. Hes got the ability to catch. Hes got the ability to run. Hes got strength. Hes an incredible talent, so you just have to use him the right way. So far, it appears the Gators think every way is the right way to use Hines. While his 61-yard touchdown came as a running back, Hines said hes also lined up at wide receiver, tight end and fullback. Although learning to play every Hines has been putting in extra time with coaches to make sure hes up to speed at every position. whelming, Hines said. Its been a long journey, man. From playing David Carr / Alligator Staff Omarius Hines carries the ball in a drill during Saturdays open Hines, Burton giving Florida versatility Pease excited by options The Gators have Georgia on their mind. After an offseason in which the players worked in the trenches of practice without making headlines off And now the Southeastern Conference Championship game in Atlanta supposedly awaits. Guys have bought into what we are trying to do, Muschamp said. Obviously, their way didnt work. They understand where we are heading with this program. The message this training camp has been SEC title game or bust, but reaching the Georgia Dome will be tough. No. 23 Florida plays four teams ranked in the top 10 in the preseason poll. fewer than 10 victories. Florida doesnt have to be great. Try planned. He arrived at Florida with a depleted roster and the sour stench left behind by Urban Meyer. Muschamp kicked Janoris Jenkins, his best cornerback, off the team in April due to a second marijuana-related arrest in the span of three months. Four other Gators were arrested during the 2011 offseason. schemes. Those Gators were doomed from the start. UF couldnt catch a break once football started. John Brantley, the senior quarterback, and backups Jeff Driskel and Jacoby Brissett were sacked nearly twice as often as they threw It took until the bowl game against Ohio State before the players bought into the new coaching staff. Im not surprised, defensive tackle Sharrif Floyd said. Im not saying I expected it this way. Some people learn in different ways and some people group together in different ways, and it took us a year. So lets give these Gators a blank slate. The words from players and coaches during the preseason suggest these Gators have changed. UF is 15-11 the past two seasons, which ranked eighth in the SEC. Theyre tired of mediocrity. Florida took the right steps this offseason. Muschamp had only two arrests and players ran their own practices. Strength coach Jeff Dillman instituted a new training program, which players and coaches have raved about. The mindset of this team has improved. Football means a lot more to some of the guys, redshirt senior Sam Robey said. A lot of entitlements are gone now. Forget Atlanta: UF must move on from dismal 2011 seasonTHE ADAM BOMBSEE HINES, PAGE 18 Adam Pincustwitter: @pincus_adam When the ball is in his hands, he can go the distance. Brent Pease UF offensive coordinatorSEE ADAM, PAGE 18QuotableWere going to Atlanta. UF offensive lineman Jon Halapio On the teams chances of reaching the SEC Championship Game


receiver to going to tight end, and now, doing pretty much doing everything. I love it. Im enjoying it. Hines agreed with a reporters assertion that he could be Trey Burton 2.0, saying he was stronger and faster than his versatile counterpart. Pease has been careful not to overload Hines mentally, and if UFs jack of all trades can pick up the offense as well as Pease says he has, it could be a long year for opposing defenses. Hes done a good job, Pease said. He is a very things, and he wants more. Hes always, Hey, can I do this play? Can I do that play? Hes a threat. Hes a weapon. Contact Greg Luca at gluca@alligator.org. 18, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 That was one of our big problems last year. Last season was not what this Muschamp-led program is about. You get to the point where hes put his stamp on the program, offensive coordinator Brent Pease said. Youve got a feel of the kids and youve built up your standards and how to interact. They know whats right. They know whats wrong. They know what is going to arent working. These Gators are on the mend and will show a better product While reaching Atlanta may be the goal, just getting rid of 2011 would be an accomplishment by itself. Contact Adam Pincus at apincus@alligator.org. ADAM, from page 17 HINES, from page 17Adaptable players tough on defenses


TIGHT END SUFFERED A KNEE INJURY ON AUG. 11. JOE MORGANAlligator Staff Writer Two days after coach Will Muschamp announced Colin Thompson would miss about eight weeks due to surgery on his right foot, the Gators have good news at tight end: Jordan Reed is healthy. dinator Brent Pease said. Hes Reed sprained his MCL during Floridas scrimmage on Aug. 11. Muschamp initially predicted Reed would miss three to four days, but the junior ended up missing more than a week. Jordan Reed went through the walk-through this morning said Monday. Hopefully, (we will) get him back maybe in nonDespite missing two games last season, Reed was the Gators second-leading receiver with 28 catches for 307 yards and two touchdowns. He is expected to be active for Floridas opener against Bowling Green on Sept. 1. Based on Peases confusion when asked how Reeds health had progressed Wednesday, the New London, Conn., natives well-being shouldnt have even been in question. You guys might be telling me said. Who? Whos that? MCL? Troubles A-Foot: When Muschamp addressed the media on Aug. 15 regarding Jeff Driskels scapula contusion, there was a minor footnote. At the time, it went unnoticed. Mike McNeely, a walk-on whos going to be a big part of our special teams, fractured his foot and hell be out champ said last week. McNeely, a 5-foot-8 walk-on, had surgery on his foot on Monday. However, the sophomore wide receivers name popped up again on Wednesday when offensive coordinator Brent Pease was assessing Floridas wide receivers. It really hurt when Mike McNeely (was injured) because he said. That kid was going to help McNeely dressed for every game last season except for Floridas loss to Alabama on Oct. 1. He appeared in seven contests during the 2011 campaign, including the While McNeelys performance in fall camp remains a mystery to those outside the team, Peases disappointment in losing a walkon to injury does not bode well for the Gators wide receivers group. Andre Debose led returning wideouts with 16 catches last season. As the season opener nears, will be ready to take a step forward in 2012. I think the guys are underLike Ive told them, If you want more, you better show consistency and create it. I think guys are kind of grasping onto that. Im going to tell you this: Were not just sticking anybody out there that looks pretty and can run. They better go out there and No Scrimmage: Florida canceled its Tuesday scrimmage due to rain. With preparation for Bowling Green set to begin this weekend, it will not be rescheduled. It gets too close to the game time and you risk injuries and With the scrimmage out of the picture, Pease stressed the need for additional practice time. Weve still got to get more reps that we lost out on [Tuesday] that well probably get on practice situations here on Thursday and Friday before we really start putContact Joe Morgan at joemorgan@alligator.org. THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2012 ALLIGATOR, 19 David Carr / Alligator Staff McNeely Reed back in practice after MCL sprain