Companion Book to "Ye Comical Rhymes ot Ancient Times," and
Ye Book of Pictured, Painted by Ancient People."
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A REASONABLE REQUEST
A PRETTY Young Lady of Aden,
A fair little rare little Maiden,
Once asked her Mamma
To ask her Papa"
To buy her a new Doll at Aden.
VINDICTIVE YOUNG LADY OF BADDOW.
TpHERE was a Young Lady of Baddow,
Who was angry one day with her Shadow;
So in both hands she took it,
And to fragments she shook it,
Vindictive Young Lady of Baddow.
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CONTRARY TO ETIQUETTE.
THERE was a Young Lady of Cork,
Who declining to eat with a Fork,
Her Fingers would use,
And the feelings abuse,
Of the delicate people of Cork.
DAINTY OLD MAN OF DUMFRIES.
T HERE was an Old Man of Dumfries,
Who was very peculiar in Cheese,
And when offered fine Wilton,
Said No! give me Stilton,
The dainty Old Man of Dumfries.
THERE was a Young Lady of Ealing,
Whose heart was so full of kind feeling,
That she wept when a Mouse,
Was found dead in the House,
Tender-hearted Young Lady of Baling.
THE UNWELCOME GUEST.
A MISERLY person of Frome,
Who seemed not to know his own home,
Thought it better to eat
Of his neighbours' good Meat,
Than find the way home to his own.
POLITE LITTLE BOY OF GRAVESEND.
A NICE Little Boy of Gravesend,
When he went to have Tea with a Friend,
Said, Shrimps I will take, Ma'am,
I prefer them to Cake, Ma'am,
Polite Little Boy of Gravesend.
A MERRY MISTAKE.
A NOTABLE Sportsman of Harling,
His Gun one day fired at a Starling,
But the Bird flew away,
With his Ramrod they say,
And whistled the joke over Harling.
A GOOD Little Boy of St. Ives,
Who always protected the Lives
Of Puppies and Kittens,
Had a pair of Red Mittens,
From an elderly dame of St. Ives.
A SPRIGHTLY Young Lady from Jersey,
Was boating one day on the Mersey,
When her Hat and her Veil,
Were caught by a Gale,
And borne to her Mother at Jersey.
CHANGE OF CLIMATE.
A TENDER Young Lady of Knighton,
Was desirous of visiting Brighton,
But when she got there,
So keen was the air,
That she shivered and went back to Knighton.
A GENTLEMAN living at Leeds,
Whose Garden was troubled with weeds,
Did nothing but Hoe,
And yet they would Grow,
Till they madden'd the Good Man of Leeds.
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A PITIFUL CASE.
A LADY who once lived at Mould,
For Trifles so often would Scold,
That when she was still
Folks thought she was ill,
And pitied the Lady of Mould.
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A GENEROUS Lady at Needham,
When she found hungry Children would
And when she went out,
With joy they would shout,
" Here comes the Good Lady of Needhamn."
WORTHY OF IMITATION.
TpWO Good Little Brothers of Ongar,
Who wished to grow wiser and stronger,
Each morn left their Bed
Quite early, and read,
Then walked in the fresh air of Ongar.
A CLEVER Mechanic of Poole,
Was idle for want of a Tool,
So they gave him a Fork,
And set him to work,
Eating of Gooseberry Fool.
A LADY who sailed from Quebec,
Was standing one day upon Deck,
When an Epicure Fish,
Said he longed for a Dish
*Of the Lady who sailed from Quebec.
A MAIDEN was walking at Ryde,
With a little Pet Dog by her side,
When meeting a Cow,
It toss'd the bow wow,
Whose wail woke the echoes of Ryde.
VERY AFFLICTIVE, VERY.
T HERE was an Old Lady of Stock,
Whose nerves had a terrible shock,
When they told her her Cat
Had been killed by a Rat,
Unhappy Old Lady of Stock.
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A GENTLEMAN living at Tring,
Was requested so often to Sing,
Till it seemed his employment,
And only enjoyment,
To sing to the people of Tring.
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A SINGULAR person of Uske,
Who always walked out in the Dusk,
Said, at Home she must keep
Till her Bird went to sleep,
Which never occurred until Dusk.
A WEARISOME Man of Versailles,
Was addicted to telling long Tales;
But ne'er found a Friend
Who would list to the end
Of the Stories he told at Versailles.
A LADY residing at Wye,
One morning declared with a sigh,
She had had a strange Dream,
By which it would seem,
She'd be married and carried from Wye.
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A SAILOR, while living at Ximo,
Got dreadfully tired of the time O;
So he said, "If I can,
I'll escape from Japan,"
And one night after dark quitted Ximo.
A TALKATIVE person of York,
Who ne'er had been famous for work,
Was told by a, Friend,
He thought, in the end,
There was more gained by labour than talk.
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