Title: Humor
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Title: Humor
Physical Description: Book
Language: English
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Spatial Coverage: North America -- United States of America -- Florida
 Notes
Abstract: Jake Varn Collection - Humor (JDV Box 43)
General Note: Box 18, Folder 5 ( Pamphlets, Books, Articles, etc - 1960s & 1970s ), Item 16
Funding: Digitized by the Legal Technology Institute in the Levin College of Law at the University of Florida.
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Bibliographic ID: WL00004232
Volume ID: VID00001
Source Institution: Levin College of Law, University of Florida
Holding Location: Levin College of Law, University of Florida
Rights Management: All rights reserved by the source institution and holding location.

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"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, an
economic history, and after examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the preen,
deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only
course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."




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"You have all been reading and watching TV about the serious
flooding in Mississippi, well, this man, we will call him
"Sam" lived in a two story house. The water started rising and
a boat came by to rescue him. However, he waved them on, saying,
"the Lord will take care of me, I'm staying."

Second Day

The water kept rising and Sam had to move to the second floor.
Another boat came by and offered to rescue him. His answer was
the same, "I'm staying, the Lord will take care of me."

Third Day

The water kept rising and Sam had to move to the roof. A helicopter
came over and dropped a rope ladder. He waved the helicopter on
and shouted "the Lord will take care of me"

That night

All HELL broke loose, Sam and the house were washed away. When
Sam woke he was in heaven. He said "LORD, WHAT HAPPENED" you
promised to take care of me. The Lord replied, Sam I sent two
boats and a helicopter, What More Can You Expect??"




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