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BRIEFS Scam costs victim $105,000 in Summerfield areaAn 86-year-old Summerfield resident recently lost $105,000 as a victim of a popular scam. The victim, who was not identified, got the following pitch: Youve won $1.8 million and all you need to do is pay the taxes in order to collect the money. The Marion County Sheriffs Office warns that this is a scam. According to the Sheriffs Office, remember, if something looks too good to be true, then it is most likely some form of a scam. If you get an Email, letter or phone call from someone saying youve won something but you have to send money, in order to collect delete and block the Email address, toss the letter in the trash and/or hang up the phone. In reference to the e-mail, don't open any attachments from scammers. By the time the Marion County Sheriffs Office got the call from Summerfield, the victim had wired more than $105,000 to Canada. Marion County Sheriffs Office detectives from the Bureau of Special Investigations are working this case. If you know a scammer has made contact with you, log onto www.ic3.gov thats the Internet Crime Complaint Center. If youve been a victim of a scam, call your local law enforcement agency. INDEX Bookmark................................6 Cherrywood.........................12 Classifieds.............................22 Judis Journal..........................3 Marion Landing..................18 Oak Run....................................7 OTOW.....................................20 Out to Pastor..........................9 Pun Alley...............................21 Puzzles...................................16CitizenS UTH MARION Serving S.R. 200 Communities & BusinessesFRIDAY, AUGUST 2, 2013 VOLUME 17 NUMBER 10 www.smcitizen.com BY JIM CLARK EditorAttendees at the League of Women Voters forum last week got to here some stories about the inner workings of county government, courtesy of Dr. Lee Niblock, county administrator. Speaking before a small crowd at Master the Possibilities in On Top of the World, Niblock echoed some of the statistics that were presented the previous month by the property appraiser. Some sectors are still in great recession, he told the audience, mixing in some down-home humor with the facts about the county. Commissioners recently voted to advertise a tax increase, but also promised that they would drop that number back come September. Under the law, once an amount is advertised, it can be lowered, but cannot be raised. Youre going to hit the ceiling and go through the roof, he told the crowd, predicting how they would react when they get their TRIM (truth in millage) notice later this month, but emphasized again that commissioners said the increases wouldnt stand. He said that the county operates at a high level. When were at the Florida Association of Counties, were approached by other counties asking How do you do it? He said that some folks have not learned to live within their means. Niblock noted that the county has consolidated a lot of functions. He said that some people want the county to be run like a business, but said that the county isnt there to make a profit, but is there to spend your money wisely. The county needs the taxes to operate, he added, because you cant give everything away somebody has to pay for it. He said the county and other agencies are very much unified in our economic development. He gave a couple of quotes that were worth remembering for the audience: A great idea at a wrong time is not a great idea. Holding the line for another year is not a bad thing. He was assisted by Jeannie Rickman, who runs the Citizens Academy, a class where people can learn the workings of county government. Registration opens in early January for the Academy, which runs from March to May. Also handed out was information on Growth Services, Economic Development, Fiscal Facts, a booklet which serves as a guide to the government, and the countys publication, County Connection. Administrator talks government at gathering Dr. Lee Niblock24~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com PHOTO BY JOHN EVERLOVEEntertaining at CherrywoodBass player Mike Ambrossio sings "Mack the Knife" while Joe Tarra plays the sax in the background, at Cherrywoods Accordion Club gathering. The club plays a lot more than one instrument, as evidenced here. For the full story, turn to Page 12. While street corner and underpass solicitors are no longer as evident, they always unfairly constituted the public face for many of the thousands of homeless and near homeless living among us right here in Marion County. The fields and the forest shelter numberless destitute sleeping in tents, vehicles or with the fire ants when extra couches, cheap motels and limited community resources are no longer available and hope is extinguished by the feeling of helplessness. The Friday Forum will examine both the public and hidden faces of the homeless and the sources of aid available when the speaker/ luncheon group next meets at 11:30 a.m. Aug. 9 at Buffet City, State Road 200 at MLK Jr. Blvd. in Ocala. The all inclusive $10 charge is payable directly to the restaurant. Currently scheduled speakers include Karla Grimsley, executive director of Interfaith Emergency Services, and Suzanne McGuire homeless children liaison for Marion County Public Schools. In addition to statistical and economic examinations of the impact the homeless have upon our community, current clients and a graduate of local services who soon will be studying for the ministry will show the human faces of need as they tell their stories. Please email FridayForumofMarionCounty@gmail.com or telephone Delphine Herbert (352-873-9970) or Jan Lentz (352425-6219) for more information. RSVPs would be appreciated. Homeless to be topic of Forum on Aug. 9 Marion-Alachua Dog Training Association (MADTA) is offering a variety of dog training classes. We are a non-profit organization, open to the public. Our training building is located at the Southeastern Livestock Pavilion. Club activities include training classes ranging from Puppy Kindergarten through Advanced levels of obedience, Rally classes and Agility. We also offer conformation classes. Our intent is to help owners teach their dogs simple commands and good manners. We are pleased to offer two new classes for the Summer Session. Laps of Love First time offered by MADTA. Basic manners for small dogs. Dogs must be 18 months or older and up to 25 lbs. Classes offered weekly, beginning 9:30 a.m. Tuesday, July 30, 4 lessons $50. Proof of vaccinations required. MADTA Training facility, SE Livestock Pavilion. Advanced registration, limited Space. For info please call 352369-5551. Laps of Love for small dogs being taught PLEASESEEDOGS, PAGE3 Chess Club to meetThe chess club that formed at the Freedom Public Library meets the first Saturday of the month, from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Grab your board and chess pieces and come on down. Interested persons are invited to attend for a rousing game of chess. Its your move! For more information, call Ron at 352-873-2276. 1918 SW 17th St. Ocala 352-401-0808 *SEE SALES PERSON FOR DETAILS. PICTURES FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY. ALL PRICES AND PAYMENTS ARE WITH 10% CASH OR TRADE EQUITY PLUS TAX, TAG, AND $495 ADMINISTRATION FEE. PAYMENTS ARE FOR 75 MONTHS @3.25% WITH APPROVED CREDIT. 000FNF5 11 ACURA MDX, ADVANCE PKG . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1844 . . . . $29,995 . $449 10 ACURA TSX, TECH PKG . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1961 . . . . $17,485 . $265 11BUICK ENCLAVE, CXL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1879 . . . . $25,500 . $385 13 BUICK LACROSSE, CXL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1772 . . . . $22,880 . $345 11 BUICK REGAL, CXL-TURBO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1939 . . . . $17,880 . $269 13 CADILLAC ATS, LUXURY, ALL NEW MODEL . . . . . . . . M1864 . . . . $26,880 . $399 10 CADILLAC SRX, ONLY 18K MILES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1944 . . . . $21,880 . $329 12 CHEVROLET CAMARO, 45 ANNIVERSARY . . . . . . . . M1969 . . . . $23,880 . $359 13 CHEVROLET CRUZE, LT, TURBO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1951 . . . . $14,480 . $219 13 CHEVROLET IMPALA, LT, APPEARANCE PKG . . . . . . M1907 . . . . $13,880 . $209 12 CHEVROLET MALIBU, LT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1749 . . . . $12,880 . $195 13 CHEVROLET CAPTIVA SPORT, LTZ, LEATHER . . . . . M1866 . . . . $17,880 . $269 13 CHEVROLET QUINOX, LT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1685 . . . . $19,880 . $299 13 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 1, CREW CAB, LT, V8 . . . . M1640 . . . . $22,880 . $345 12 CHEVROLET SUBURBAN, LT, LOADED . . . . . . . . . . . M1943 . . . . $29,880 . $449 13 CHEVROLET TAHOE, DVD, MOONROOF . . . . . . . . . . M1941 . . . . $31,880 . $479 12 CHEVROLET TRAVERSE, LT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1589A . . . . $19,880 . $299 12 CHRYSLER 300, LIMITED . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1806 . . . . $18,980 . $285 13 DODGE AVENGER, 18 WHEELS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1978 . . . . $12,480 . $185 13 DODGE CHARGER, ALL NEW BODY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1923 . . . . $17,880 . $269 13 DODGE DURANGO, CREW, SHARP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1880 . . . . $24,880 . $375 13 DODGE GRAND CARAVAN, SXT, POWER DOORS . . . M1956 . . . . $16,880 . $255 13 DODGE JOURNEY, SXT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1860 . . . . $16,880 . $255 12 FORD FIESTA, SEL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1687 . . . . $11,480 . $175 13 FORD FOCUS, SEL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1859 . . . . $14,480 . $219 13 FORD MUSTANG, PREMIUM, LEATHER . . . . . . . . . . . M1878 . . . . $17,880 . $269 13 FORD TAURUS, LIMITED . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1975 . . . . $18,880 . $285 13 FORD TEDGE, SEL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1697 . . . . $19,880 . $299 13 FORD EXPEDITION, XLT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1830 . . . . $24,880 . $375 13 FORD F-150, XLT, CREW, V8 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1776 . . . . $22,880 . $345 12 GM CACADIA, SLE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1821 . . . . $22,880 . $345 13 GMC YUKON, SLT, HEATED SEATS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1979 . . . . $31,880 . $479 11 HONDA ACCORD, SDNEX, LOW LOW MILES . . . . . . . M1960 . . . . $14,880 . $225 12 HONDACIVIC SDNEX, MOONROOF . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1974 . . . . $13,880 . $209 11 HONDA PILOT, LX . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1741 . . . . $19,880 . $299 13 HYUNDAI ACCENT, GLS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1659 . . . . $12,880 . $195 13 HYUNDAI ELANTRA, GLS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1763 . . . . $13,480 . $199 13 HYUNDAI GENESIS, LUXURY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1885 . . . . $22,880 . $345 12 HYUNDAI SANTA FE, GLS, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1766 . . . . $15,880 . $239 13 HYUNDAI SANTA FE SP, SPORT, LOW MILES . . . . . . M1732 . . . . $19,880 . $299 13 HYUNDAI SONATA, GLS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1525 . . . . $15,480 . $235 12 HYUNDAI VELOSTER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1745 . . . . $15,880 . $239 13 INFINITI G37 SEDAN, PREMIUM PKG . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1983 . . . . $25,880 . $389 12 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1917 . . . . $19,880 . $299 12 JEEP LIBERTY, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1832 . . . . $13,880 . $209 13 JEEP PATRIOT, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1869 . . . . $14,480 . $219 12 JEEP WRANGLER UNLIMITED, AUTO, SHARP . . . . M1945A . . . . $23,880 . $359 13 KIA OPTIMA, LX . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1825 . . . . $14,880 . $225 12 KIA SEDONA, LX . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1615 . . . . $14,880 . $225 13 KIA SORENTO, V6, 3RD ROW . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1693 . . . . $18,880 . $285 13 KIA SOUL, PLUS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1908 . . . . $13,880 . $209 12 KIA SPORTAGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1977 . . . . $16,880 . $255 13 MAZDA CX-5, PREMIUM,LEATHER, NAVI . . . . . . . . . . . M1746 . . . . $21,880 . $329 12 MAZDA MAZDA2, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1925 . . . . $10,880 . $165 12 MAZDA MAZDA3, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1681 . . . . $12,880 . $195 12 MAZDA MAZDA6, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1947 . . . . $12,880 . $195 13 NISSAN ALTIMA, S, ALL NEW BODY STYLE . . . . . . . . . M1887 . . . . $15,480 . $235 12 NISSAN ARMADA, SV, AWD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1966 . . . . $24,880 . $375 13 NISSAN MAXIMA, MOONROOF . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1981 . . . . $18,980 . $285 12 NISSAN MURANO, S, AWD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1489 . . . . $18,480 . $275 13 NISSAN PATHFINDER, ALL NEW BODY . . . . . . . . . . . M1794 . . . . $23,880 . $359 13 NISSAN ROGUE, SV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1897 . . . . $14,880 . $225 12 NISSAN SENTRA, SV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1744 . . . . $13,880 . $209 12 NISSAN VERSA, S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1753 . . . . $10,880 . $165 13 RAM 1500, SLT, V8 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1847 . . . . $21,880 . $329 12 TOYOTA CAMRY, LE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1888 . . . . $13,880 . $209 13 TOYOTA COROLLA, LE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1904 . . . . $12,880 . $195 12 TOYOTA YARIS, LE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1649 . . . . $11,880 . $179 12 TOYOTA RAV4, AWD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1942 . . . . $17,480 . $265 13 TOYOTA TUNDRA 4WD, 4DR, V8 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1899 . . . . $24,880 . $375 13 VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE, NEW BODY STYLE . . . . . . . M1930 . . . . $14,880 . $225 12 VOLKSWAGEN JETTA SEDAN, LEATHER . . . . . . . . . M1807 . . . . $12,880 . $195 12 VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT, LEATHER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1605 . . . . $13,880 . $209 13 VOLKSWAGEN TIGUAN, TURBO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1750 . . . . $16,880 . $255 AutoMax has almost every make, every model! AutoMax has almost every make, every model! These are only a few of our vehicles. V isit AutoMaxOcala.com to see the rest of our specials! ADVANCE PKG. 2011 Acura MDX 2013 Cadillac ATS 45 ANNIVERSARY 2012 Chevrolet Camaro DVD, MOONROOF 2013 Chevrolet Tahoe $31, 880 $ 479/ mo. CREW, SHARP 2013 Dodge Durango $24, 880 $ 375/ mo. PREMIUM, LEATHER 2013 Ford Mustang XLT, CREW, V8 2013 Ford F-150 EX, MOONROOF 2012 Honda Civic SDN SPORT, LOW MILES 2013 Hyundai Santa Fe $19, 880 $ 299/ mo. 2012 Jeep Wrangler PREMIUM, LEATHER, NAVI 2013 Mazda CX-5 $21, 880 $ 329/ mo. S, ALL NEW BODY STYLE 2013 Nissan Altima $15,480 $ 235/ mo. SLT, V8 2013 Ram 1500 4WD, 4 DR, V8 2013 Toyota Tundra LEATHER 2012 Volkswagen Passat M1844 $29, 995 $ 449/ mo. LUXURY, ALL NEW MODEL M1864 $26, 880 $ 399/ mo. $23, 880 $ 359/ mo. M1941 M1880 M1878 $17, 880 $ 269/ mo. M1776 $22, 880 $ 345/ mo. $22, 880 $22, 880 $ 345/ mo. $ 345/ mo. TOURING, DVD, LEATHER 2013 Chrysler Town & Country $19, 880 $ 299/ mo. M1924 M1974 $13, 880 $ 209/ mo. M1732 M1945A UNLIMITED, AUTO, SHARP $23, 880 $ 359/ mo. M1746 M1887 M1847 $21, 880 $ 329/ mo. M1899 $24, 880 $ 375/ mo. M1605 $13, 880 $ 209/ mo. $13, 880 $13, 880 $ 209/ mo. $ 209/ mo. M1969 Marion Countys Preowned Dealer! Quality Cars At Outlet Prices

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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 23 www.smcitizen.com TO ADVERTISECall854-3986 ADVERTISING 2~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com for more information. Mark your calendar for our next meeting, Monday, Aug. 12, at 7 p.m. in Palm Grove. See you there!Do You Remember? Name That TuneTune in channel 12 for Len Teitlers presentation of the April 2013 Name That Tune with the Italian American Club, narrated by Anna Boodee. It will air following FYI at 9 a.m. and 7 p.m. daily from Aug. 2 to 9.Baby Boomers dance, Hard Rock tripThe Baby Boomers celebrate the coming of cool fall weather with music provided by Charles Cook. Mark your calendars for Friday, Aug. 23, from 6:30 to 10 p.m. at Palm Grove. Bring your favorite snacks and beverage. Dance, let your hair down, have some fun. Tickets will be available from 9 to 11 a.m. on Saturdays, Aug. 10 and 17 in the Orchid Club lobby. Cost will be $5 for members and $7 for guests. Make checks payable to ORBB please. For more information call hostess Peggy Simpson at 352-208-6554. Lets remember those less fortunate with our canned good donations. Please check expiration dates! It will soon be Hard Rock time again! Boomers and their guests are invited to join us Tuesday, Oct. 22, for a fun trip to the Tampa Hard Rock Casino. We leave from the Palm Grove lot promptly at 11:30 a.m. and depart from Hard Rock at 6:30 p.m. Cost is $21, which covers bus transportation including the driver gratuity. There will only be one bus. Ticket sale date is Saturday, Aug. 10, in the Orchid Club lobby from 9 to 11 a.m. Call Adele at 352-854-4963.Oak Run TravelJust a reminder that we have wait lists available for our trips and there is always a chance you can get in on one of the following. Dont hesitate to call the host to find out. Our second 2-day Midweek Getaway is on Nov. 6 and 7. The trip includes the Seminole Casino, Immokalee. We will overnight at Holiday Inn, there will be a cheese and wine reception and dinner. The show will be Cats at the Broadway Palm. The second day there will be a hot breakfast buffet before leaving for gaming at the Hard Rock Casino, Tampa. Connie Smith is our host. Dont forget our Thanksgiving cruise to the Eastern Caribbean aboard Royal Caribbeans Independence of the Seas. The ship leaves on Nov. 23 and returns Dec. 1. As usual, John Casabianca has put together a very nice 8-night cruise to the ports of Phillipsburg, Basseterre, San Juan, and Labadee along with three full cruising days for relaxation. December will be here before you know it so here are our last two trips for the year. On Friday, Dec. 13, trip 19 leaves at 8 a.m. for the Stetson Museum in Deland. You will enjoy this special place with a guided tour of the first and second floors while holiday music is played on the grand player piano. The mansion will be decorated for Christmas and youll be told the history of the home while you stroll through the many bedrooms and bathrooms. After the tour we will have lunch on our own and then have a guided bus tour of the city of Deland including the 1920s theatre, Stetson University and more. Ameila and Ron Fiore are the hosts on this trip. Christmas Day, the bus leaves at 10 a.m. on our trip 20 for the Show Palace Dinner Theatre where a scrumptious buffet awaits us at noon. The show starts at 1 p.m. and featuresShow Palace Christmas with old favorite tunes and new gems. It is a delight from start to finish filled with humor and high energy entertainment. Rita Stotz is our host. OAK RUNCONTINUED FROM PAGE 7 Please use our e-mail editor@smcitizen.com FREE Test Dates are available from August 2-9, 2013 000FKPO Dont be fooled! Our prices are better than most insurance discount plans. If you want to pay more for better hearing... THATS YOUR BUSINESS! If you want to pay LESS... 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 3 www.smcitizen.com 22~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com Todays New Ads CRYSTALRIVERBUSINESS. LOC. FOR RENTHwy 19 Downtown exec. location,1000 sf Very Clean remodeled 352-634-2528 Hernando, FL 2bd/2ba doublewide needing some work, on 5 park like acres, owner financing avail. 59k (941) 778-7980 WE BUY all autos with or without titles, any condition.We pay up to $20,000 & offer Free Towing. Cindy (813) 505-6939 Autistic Female seeks Live in Personal Assistant. Need to be environmental and health conscious (252) 670-6677 DRIVERS:Guaranteed Home EVERY Weekend! Company: All Miles PAID (Loaded or Empty)! Lease: To Own NO Money Down, NO Credit Check!CALL 888-880-5916 DUDLEYS AUCTION Thursday 8/1/2013 Preview: 12 noon Auction: 3pm Furniture Extravaganza!! Nice quality home furniture & other great estate items. Hall is packed!Call or web for info Dudleys Auction 352-637-9588 www.dudleys auction.com 10%BPAu2267 New quality mens suit. Size 38/40 regular. $25 ea. 352-873-3653 Hernando, FL 2bd/2ba doublewide needing some work, on 5 park like acres, owner financing avail. 55k (941) 778-7980 CRYSTALRIVERBUSINESS. LOC. FOR RENTHwy 19 Downtown exec. location,1000 sf Very Clean remodeled 352-634-2528 Just call and see how easy it is to make money with the classifieds. ANYITEMPRICEDUNDER $100MAXIMUM 10 WORDS RUNSFOR 2 WEEKSFREE TOLL FREE1-877-676-1403 PUBLISHERS NOTICE:All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to Fair Housing Act which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention, to make such preference, limitation or discrimination. Familial status includes children under the age of 18 living with parents or legal custodians, pregnant women and people securing custody of children under 18. This newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. To complain of discrimination call HUD toll-free at 1-800-669-9777. The toll-free telephone number for the hearing impaired is 1-800-927-9275. On Top of The World, Single Family Home Immediate Occupancy. Fully furnished $65,000. or Unfurnished $62,000 Call (352)873-8247 For Information 117 S Lunar Terrace Inverness 2 bedroom. 2 bath. CB home, big yard, Move in ready. Clean as a whistle. Big Garage, plus Carport. GREAT BUY! $79,500. Owner 352-344-9290 Marion Landing Hibiscus model.1840 sq. ft, three bedroom, two bath, two-car garage, block construction, newer A/C, windows. Vaulted ceilings, lots of tile. Information sheet at robtlocala@ embarqmail.com $134,000. 352-237-5646 WE BUYRVS, TRAVELTRAILERS, 5TH WHEELS, MOTOR HOMES Call US 352-201-6945 BUYING JUNK CARS Running or Not CASH PAID-$300 & UP (352) 771-6191 Taurus MetalRecycling Best Prices for your cars or trucks also biggest U-Pull-It with thousands of vehicles offering lowest price for parts 352-637-2100 WE BUY all autos with or without titles, any condition.We pay up to $20,000 & offer Free Towing. Cindy (813) 505-6939 BeautyS e MOBILE HAIR CARE**FULL SER VICE ** IN YOUR HOME LIC. BEAUTICIAN/CNA SERVICE THE HOME BOUND/ ELDERLY. (352) 237-3347 KEEPIT CLEAN Reasonable, reliable clean with referrances, weekly, biweekly, monthly and move outs, contact Kim at 352-598-4251 Electrical, Plumbing Carpentry Sinks, Toilets Leaky Faucets Ceiling Fans Security Lighting Safety Railings Grab Bars, Ramps Drywall Repair Interior Painting Screens & Screen Doors Lanai Carpet/Tile Flooring Furniture, Cabinet Refinishing/Repairs Not Sure? -Call Me GUITAR LESSONS Pedal/Steel Fiddle Mandolin Beginner Banjo BELLEVIEW 352-307-7765 Dan The Mica Man Kitchen & Bath Cabinet Refacing and Remodeling (352) 427-1755 Somebody else wants it!Sell it in the Classifieds. It may be just the perfect item to fill somebody elses need.TOLL FREE1-877-676-1403Got something special you no longer use? More borschMy doctor told me that jogging could add twenty years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. My wife drowned in the pool because she was wearing so much jewelry. There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night. I finally had to let her out. I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. A car hit an elderly man. The paramedic said, Are you comfortable? The man said, I make a good living. My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didnt work out. She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. I made a killing in the stock market. I shot my broker. The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why some women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that they read Won Ton backwards. My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better. The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen and said, Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. Mrs. Cohen answered, So did my arthritis! PUNCONTINUED FROM PAGE 21 Sara Frances Parker, 92Sara Frances Parker (Tuten) passed away July 28, 2013. Born Aug. 8, 1920, in Waycross, Ga., she was a wife, mother, seamstress, a dedicated member of Meals on Wheels for 10 years, a retiree from Southern Railway in Atlanta, Ga. She played tennis well into her sixties and in her eighties was always a winner at bocce ball. She played cards with her friends at OTOW. She played piano for her own enjoyment, and crochet and knitting were also her hobbies. In all of her endeavors she celebrated life. She was a daily Bible reader and believed mightily in her Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Sara was born in Waycross, Ga., Pierce County. After her mothers death she and her family moved to Florida around 1927 and her dad lived and worked in and around Groveland. Her father weeded around orange trees and did odd jobs for a living. Three cents a tree was his pay. Sara was a member of the Groveland, 1938-39 basketball state champions. She worked in Groveland for Edges Hardware in her teens. She learned to sew and made all of her own dresses. Sara married Lyman S. Parker in 1942 as he prepared to go overseas to WWII. They would be married for 51 years. Sara was preceded in death by her father and mother, Thomas R. Tuten and Fannie Belle Tuten (Dean). Her husband Lyman S. Parker passed away in 1993. Sara is survived by her children, Lynda Goodman (Jerry) of Ocala, and Bill Parker (Debbie) of Goddard, Kan.; seven grandchildren, Terry L. Viness (Rhonda) of Marietta, Ga., D. Scott Viness (Joy) of Acworth, Ga., Carl L. Parker (Wendy) of Palm Coast, W. Mark Parker (Audra) of Cumming, Ga., Jason S. Goodman (Jennifer) of Dallas, Ga., Sarah High (Daniel) of Wichita, Kan., and Susan Mayfield (Don) Shawnee, Kan.; sixteen great-grandchildren, Morgan Jordan (Alex), Jacob Viness, Z.P Bo Viness, Brock Viness, Andrew Goodman, Emily Goodman, Jessica Parker, Jakob Parker, Londen Parker, Jade Parker, Cody Parker, Bethany Mayfield, Quincy Mayfield, Noah High, Billy High, and Baby High.; sister, Mary T. Matthews of Conyers, Ga.; and numerous nieces and nephews. She is also survived by many, many beloved friends both in Georgia and in On Top of the World, Ocala. She will be missed. Memorial contributions may be made to Hospice of Marion County, PO Box 4680, Ocala, FL, 34478. Condolences may be expressed at www.HiersBaxley.com. OBITUARY Read the classifieds Prep class for CGC test (Canine Good Citizen Award). Good manners at home and in the community will be taught for this 10-step test. Sharpen your skills to pass this certified AKC Program. Classes offered weekly, beginning 9 a.m. Tuesday, Aug. 13 or 6 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 1. Four lessons $50 Last class is test and certification. Proof of vaccinations required. MADTA Training Facility, SE Livestock Pavilion. Limited Space. For info please call 352-369-5551. Check out our website www.madta.org for more information and calendar of events and classes. DOGSCONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 Long before Medicare, Medicaid, Medicare Advantage and Blue Cross, Jews have been caring for their sick in compassionate hospital settings. As was the case before public hospitals came into existence, most hospital care was under the auspices of religious groups. For Jews, this posed the problem of the obtaining of kosher food as well as the discrimination practices against Jewish doctors. To this effect, Jewish hospitals were set up in major cities to alleviate these problems. One of the first hospitals to be set up for Jewish patients was the Jews Hospital of New York, now known as Mt. Sinai Hospital, which was founded in 1852. It was to serve the indigent Jews as well as new immigrants to New York. A major philanthropic contributor to this institution was American born Sampson Simson who donated the land on which the hospital was built, (West 28th St. between 7th & 8th Avenues) and served as the first president of the Board of Directors. Funding was provided by private donation and government subsidy since non-Jews were also treated there. The 45 bed Jews Hospital of New York accepted its first patient on June 5, 1855. People of all faiths were welcome especially to the emergency department but the majority of the patients were Jews. With the outbreak of the Civil War, the demands for the hospitals services became greater and in 1866, the hospital abandoned its sectarian charter and was renamed the Mount Sinai Hospital. Today, the hospital is one of the most prestigious in the country and is a 1,171 bed tertiary teaching hospital. As part of the many commandments (mitzvot) that Jews are required to fulfill, visiting the sick, bikur cholim, is one of the most important. Helping a sick person physically or spiritually is a mitzvah that brings so much comfort to one that is ill. Calling, sending cards or visiting are wonderful ways to connect with a person that is ill. Jews have always had social service organizations to care for their poor, widows, children or indigent citizens. For this reason, Jewish settlers were allowed to settle in areas as long as they could provide social welfare for them. Giving this concept some thought, it is no surprise to me that some many Jews are social workers or doctors. These are professions that are chosen for the common good, the Jewish idea of health care. Today, in so-called Jewish hospitals, there are professionals of every race and creed and all who are in need may receive care. This is very evident in the State of Israel at the famous Hadassah Hospital in Jerusalem where Arab and Jew and treated side by side. Should you need medical care and elect to use a Jewish hospital, you will be in good hands. However, have your insurance card handy. Medical care, Jewish style Judis Journal Judi Siegal PLEASESEEJUDI, PAGE22 JUDICONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 Saturday Breakfast is served from 8 to 10. Donation is $4. For the months of July and August the Mens Auxiliary shrimp and wing baskets with coleslaw and fries will be served on the third Friday. The next dinner is Friday, Aug. 16, from 4 to 6. The regular schedule of the first and third Friday will resume in September. Donation is $7. All you can eat fish fry is served on the second and fourth Friday from 4 to 6. Ladies Auxiliary pasta dinner will be held on Saturday, Aug. 17, from 4:30 to 6. The dinner includes: all you can eat pasta and meat sauce, along with mixed salad and choice of dressing, bread and butter, and homemade dessert. Donation is $6. Tickets are available in the Canteen and will, also, be sold at the door. A taco buffet sponsored by the Mens Auxiliary is scheduled for Friday, Aug. 30, from 4 to 6. The buffet includes beef or chicken tacos with all the fixings. Donation is $7 per person. Tickets are available in the Canteen and tickets can be purchased at the door. Bingo is open to the public each Monday and Thursday with early bird specials beginning at 11:30 am. Lunch is available. Computer classes will not take place in July or August, but will resume Tuesday, Sept. 10 and Tuesday, Sept. 24, starting at 6 p.m. Members and guests (non-members must be signed in by a VFW Post 4781 member) Monday Night Bar Bingo is played in the Canteen from 6 to 8. Enjoy karaoke on Friday, Aug. 2 with Mr. October and on Saturday, Aug. 3 with Rick and Ben. Canteen Lunches are served on Wednesday and Friday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. VFW Post 4781 is at 9401 S.W. 110th St. Phone is 352873-4781. Upcoming events at VFW Post 4781 West Marion Moose ActivitiesFriday, Aug. 2: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m., dinner served 5 to 7 p.m., fish or shrimp dinner $7, Solid Gold 6 to 10 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 3: Lunch special served noon to 2 p.m., taco buffet $6 5 to 7 p.m., Randy Stanley karaoke 6 to 10 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 4: Celebration of Life luncheon for Gil Pelletier at 1 p.m. Monday, Aug. 5: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m. with $1 Coney Dogs, happy hour 3 to 5 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 6: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m., bowling league 6 to 8 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 7: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 8: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m., dart league 5:45 to 9 p.m. and shuffleboard 6:30 p.m. Friday, Aug. 9: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., dinner served 5 to 7 p.m., fish or shrimp dinner $7, Walt and Kays karaoke 6 to 10 .m. 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 21 www.smcitizen.com 4~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com SOUTH MARION Citizen The South Marion Citizen is a free community newspaper covering news of communities in southwest Marion County including Oak Run, Pine Run, Palm Cay, On Top of the World, Kingsland Country Estates, Countryside Farms, Marion Landing, Majestic Oaks, Hidden Lake, Woods and Meadows Estates, Paddock Farms, Saddle Oak Club, Deer Creek, Cherrywood Estates, Hardwood Trails, Candler Hills, Country Oaks, and Harvest Meadows, among others. Postmaster: Entered as Third Class Matter at the post office in Ocala, Fla., 34477. Problems getting the Citizen: If your community is listed above and the Citizen is not delivered to your home and you are having trouble getting the paper from boxes around the S.R. 200 Corridor, call 854-3986CONTACT INFORMATION(352) 854-3986 Fax (352) 854-9277 8810 S.W. State Road 200, Suite 103, Ocala, FL 34481 EditorJim Clark Circulation Barbara Jaggers Inside Sales/Office Coordinator -Michel Northsea Advertising Sales Tom Rapplean and Kristy Kaigan General Manager John Provost Deadline for news : Friday 1 p.m. the week before publication. Deadline for classified ads :Deadline for display advertising : Tuesday 4 p.m. before publicationMonday 5 p.m. before publication READER SERVICES I want to get news in the Citizen.Call editor Jim Clark at 352-854-3986 or send by e-mail to editor@smcitizen.comCommunity news and photos must be received by Friday the week before publication. Mail and photos may be left at the Citizenoffice in Kingsland Plaza. All contributions are subject to editing for clarity, taste, and style.Member of the Community Papers of Florida Those familiar with the northeast know that New York City can be unbearably hot in August. From the turn of the century to the 1950s, Jews primarily of Eastern European descent, from working to upper-middle class, flocked to the the cooler Catskill Mountains to an area that became know as the Borscht Belt. They were offered luxurious accommodations, generous menus, extensive grounds, sports facilities, and in-house entertainment. Many well-known comedians got their start in the Borscht Belt, including Henny Youngman, Milton Berle, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Danny Kaye, Buddy Hackett, Lenny Bruce, and Sid Ceasar. Todays Pun Alley takes us down the path to the Catskills for some of their old-time humor.Rodney Dangerfields bestMy doctor said I was in terrible shape. I told him, I want a second opinion. He said, All right, youre ugly too! What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. That kid didnt help me at all. I told my doctor, This morning when I got up and saw myself in the mirror, I looked awful! Whats wrong with me? He replied, I dont know, but your eyesight is perfect! My wife aint too bright. One day our car got stolen. I said to her, Did you get a look at the guy? She said, No, but I got the license number. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.Henny Youngmans barbsTake my wife please! Comedians from the Borscht Belt Pun Alley Dick Frank If you have your life to live over again, dont do it. He was born on April 2. A day late. Id like to say were glad youre here. Id like to say it. He gives his wife something to look forward to a divorce. Why dont you go to a window and lean out too far? Im paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free? Someday youll go too far, and I hope youll stay there. I once wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays. Ive been in love with the same woman for twenty years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took two people to carry 10 dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five year old can do it. I dreamed that God sneezed and I didnt know what to say to him. Milton Berle shortsI have a doctor who gives shots for everything. You know him immediately because if you go by his office you see the patients backing in! When I was in the army I saved a hundred men. I killed the cook. I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you cant get killed by a blank? Nowadays, when you order a twenty-dollar meal, you really get a mouthful. Hes a plant manager. All day long he waters them. PLEASESEEPUN, PAGE22 Community calendar Saturday, Aug. 3 Sholom Park YogaFeel the peace with a beautiful morning yoga class at 9 a.m. Arrive early to prepare. For more information call Ingrid Crane at 352-8547950.Monday, Aug. 5 Civic Chorale begins rehearsalsMarion Civic Chorale will begin rehearsals for its 27th season on Monday, Aug. 5, at 6:45 p.m. at St. George Anglican Church, 5646 S.E. 5th St., Ocala, and new members are always welcome. Call 352-537-8833 or visit hhtp://MarionCivicChorale.tripod.com for more information.Thursday, Aug. 8 Palm Cay GOP to meetThe Palm Cay Republican Club will be hosting Justin Grabell at the Aug. 8 meeting. Grabell is the Chief of Staff for Congressman Richard Nugent. The meeting will be held at the Oasis at 7 p.m. Everyone is urged to attend. After the meeting there will be refreshments and time for questions and conversation with our speaker. For further information please contact James E. Pettus, Sr., at 352-4389662.Saturday, Aug. 10 Ocala Youth Symphony auditionsAuditions for the 15th season of the Ocala Youth Symphony will be held Saturday, Aug. 10 and Saturday, Aug. 17 at First Christian Church, 1908 S.E. Fort King St. by appointment only. Call 352-854-7989 to schedule an audition. We play all styles of music, classical, contemporary, pop and jazz.Sunday, Aug. 11 German American Club anniversaryThe German American Club of Marion County will hold its 16th anniversary dinner/dance on Sunday, Aug. 11, from noon to 6 p.m., at the Marion Oaks Community Center. Dinner will be served at 1 p.m. and includes pork schnitzel, mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans. Music will be provided by Joan and Jess! Bring your own beverage. Semi-formal attire is required. Tickets are $16 per member and $20 per nonmember. For tickets, call Barb Hartmann at 352-751-4207.Friendship fellowship luncheonBring a friend and a side dish and, immediately following the Worship Service, join in as we share an Italian Feast in Christian Fellowship. Remember, first time visitors go to the head of the line to enjoy this tasty potluck meal. Worship Service begins at 10:30 a.m. Christs Church of Marion County, 6768 S.W. 80th St. (off State Road 200), Ocala, 352-861-6182 or http://www.ccomc.org/. 000FN4T 352-598-4481 RIDE SOLO Book Tee Times Onlinewww.pineoaksocala.com 7 DAYS A WEEK FOURSOME SPECIALValid After 9AM All inclusive: 18 holes of golf, golf carts & hotdog lunch special.$8000+tax EXPIRES 8/31/13 WMMSMC000FFPNNot valid with any other offer.Must have 4 players. 000FK4S HEALTHCARE GROUP *Rate may increase based on the Level of Care needed Move-in fee applies Respite and Day Services Available The Harbor House At Ocala AL License #8142 12080 S.W. Highway 484 Dunnellon, FL 34432 (352) 489-9698 Semi-Private: $1495 Regularly $1995. (Level 1 Care)* Private: $2495 Regularly $2995. (Level 1 Care)* The Harmony House At Ocala AL License #5828 5762 S.W. 60th Avenue Ocala, FL 34474 (352) 237-4544 Semi-Private: $1895 Regularly $2395. (Level 1 Care)* Private: $2895 Regularly $3395. 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 5 www.smcitizen.com 20~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com TO ADVERTISECall854-3986 ADVERTISING BY ELOISE HOLLYFIELD ejh2025@gmail.comTravel opportunities constitute this weeks OTOW Happenings.Travel ToppersSeats are available for the following trips: Engelbert Humperdinck at the Mahaffee Theater in St. Petersburg on Wednesday, Sept. 11. The cost is $76 for the show, coach, and driver tip. Food is on your own at the West Shore Mall in Tampa. Contact information: Jo Swing at 352-237-4564. The Radio City Music Hall Rockettes is on Saturday, Dec. 14, at the Straz Center in Tampa. This all new Christmas Spectacular features new technological enhancements, glamorous new costumes, and new scenes. The cost is $106 for the show, coach, and driver tip. Lunch is on your own at the Tampa International Mall. Contact information: Linda Hein 352861-9880. Irving Berlins White Christmas will be performed on Christmas Day at the everpopular Show Palace Dinner Theater. Enjoy a fabulous buffet, show, coach, driver, and tips for $75. Contact information: Pat Hood 352-237-8533. Enjoy a wonderful Oktoberfest in Cape Coral on Saturday, Oct. 19. This fantastic entertainment by the German American Club features nonstop live bands direct from Germany, three stages, and two dance floors, plus a huge tent and outside Biergarten. An extensive menu of delicious homemade-style specialties will take care of your hunger. The cost is $40 for admission, coach, and driver tip. Food is on your own. Contact information: Inge Gaitch 352237-7428. The Hello Dolly performance at the Show Palace Dinner Theater is on Saturday, Oct. 26. Enjoy this hilarious musical comedy, buffet, coach, and tips for the meal and driver for $73. Reservations began a few days ago, so call Audrey Mangan at 352-854-7074 for any remaining openings. Call right away if interested in the seven-day cruise on the new Royal Princess, scheduled for Jan. 26 to Feb. 2, 2014. Ports of call include Princess Cay, St. Thomas, and St. Maartens. The ship is being completed, with many special features sure to please everyone. A passport is required and insurance is highly recommended. For full details, call Inge Gaitch at 352-237-7428 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. OTOW wants you to take a trip Read the classifieds Tuesday, Aug. 13 Mac user group to meetOcala Macintosh User Group will meet Tuesday, Aug. 13 from 7 to 9 p.m. N.C. Sizemore reviews local repair facilities for the Mac at this months meeting. Tech tips will follow his presentation. Meetings are held in the St. George Anglican Cathedral Parish Hall, 5646 S.E. 28th St., Ocala. Visitors are always welcome. Check our website at http://ocalamug.org for additional information.Thursday, Aug. 15 Air Force group to meetThe August meeting of the Red Tail Memorial Chapter 136 of the Air Force Association (AFA) will be on Thursday, Aug. 15 at 7 p.m. at the Ocala International Airport Administration Building, 750 S.W. 60th Ave., Ocala. This will be our fall planning meeting. For information, call Mike Emig at 352-854-8328.Master the Possibilities catalogMaster the Possibilities Center for Lifelong Learning caps off its eighth year of operation with the fall 2013 catalog. The fall semester offers more than 400 programs, lectures, presentations, discussion groups and films from September through December. Topics include current events, health and wellness, history, film series, legal issues, literature, computer training, fine arts and much more. These classes are all open to the public. The fall catalog will be available at the Master the Possibilities Center, Freedom Public Library and the Dunnellon Library on Thursday, Aug. 15. The catalog will also be available online at www.masterthepossibilites.com. Students may register online, by phone (352-854-3699) or at the Center, located at 8415 S.W. 80th St. in Circle Square Commons, Ocala. Master the Possibilities is on the cutting edge of lifelong learning and presents new classes and presentations each season, serving over 20,000 students annually. Highly credentialed and experienced faculty present this comprehensive curricula. For more information, visit the website or call 352-854-9751.Thursday, Sept. 5 CERT training announcedA new Community Emergency Response Team (CERT) training will begin Thursday, Sept. 5, at the Marion County Sheriffs Office, 692 N.W. 30th Ave., Ocala. This is an eight-session training, which is available either as an afternoon class, from 1 to 3:30 p.m. or as an evening class, from 6:30 to 9 p.m. The afternoon and evening classes run concurrently and attendance can be mixed, depending upon availability. Only one class can be missed in the 8-session series and the CPR and last class is mandatory. The CERT program is made up of volunteers under the direction of the Division of Emergency Management of the Sheriffs Office. The purpose of CERT is to train and certify volunteers to be first responders in their communities in the event of a disaster such as a hurricane or tornado. The CERT training includes basic skills in disaster preparedness, fire safety, assessment and treatment of life-threatening conditions, light search of structural and non-structural damage, psychology of the injured and terrorism. Studies of behavior following a disaster have shown that volunteers perform more effectively if they have had prior training and planning in how to function as a team. Consider this opportunity to learn how to form or join a CERT group in your community by signing up for this no-cost training program. For more information and for an application, contact Bob Conn, Trainer, at 352-812-0853. All applications must be in by Aug. 17.Saturday, Oct. 5 Knights planning golf tournamentThe Knights of Columbus, Council 9649, is having its Annual Queen of Peace Charity Scramble Golf Outing at Stone Creek Golf Club on Saturday, Oct. 5 (rain delay date is Saturday, Oct. 12). Registration begins at 7:30 a.m. followed by a shotgun start at 8 a.m. Registration fee is $65 per person and includes a packet of free items, complimentary morning coffee, golfers buffet lunch, and golf with cart. Door prizes and a chance to win Hole-in-One prizes including $10,000 or iPAD or 2 airline tickets to any city in the continental U.S. Proceeds will permit the Knights to continue their support of Marion County charities. Contact Fred Roberts prior to Sept. 21 at 352-5023093 for details and registration form. 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 19 www.smcitizen.com 6~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com Read the classifieds trips listed below, details are available on the flyers posted on the Travel Board in the Lifestyle Center, or you may call 237-7152 for more information. Trips are open to the general public if space allows. Take a three-hour lunch cruise out of Sanford along the St. Johns River on Saturday, Oct. 5, aboard the ship, the Barbara-Lee. This is an authentic stern paddle-wheeler with modern amenities which travels across Lake Monroe and up the beautiful St. Johns River. Enjoy a lunch menu with entrees such as vegetable lasagna, prime rib, chicken cordon bleu and salmon filet, all the trimmings and their famous house-made sticky buns. Beverages are included, excluding liquor, and there will be full table service and live entertainment. All meals are prepared fresh in the LANDINGCONTINUED FROM PAGE 18 galley. The cost of $67 includes bus transportation leaving the Lifestyle Center at 9 a.m., tips, tax and your choice for lunch. Please see the flyer posted on the travel board for more information and to sign up for this luncheon cruise. Tour the Gypsy Gold Farm, the #1 horse farm in Ocala on Wednesday, Oct. 9. Gypsy Vanner Horses are absolutely gorgeous horses, and this two-hour tour will give you a better understanding of how this beautiful creature came to the U.S. and how the Gypsy Gold Farm began. Meet at the clubhouse at 9:15 a.m. to car pool to the farm, located near SR 484 and I75. The cost is $17 per person. Enjoy three nights and four days in the Fort Myers area from Oct. 15 to 18. Visit the Edison and Ford Winter Estates, tour Ringling Museum, enjoy a sightseeing cruise, take in a murder mystery dinner train, go to a dinner theater, and visit The Shell Factory and Sun Harvest Citrus Center. The cost is just $799 per person and includes three nights hotel accommodations, breakfast daily, one lunch and three dinners and all taxes and gratuities. A $50 deposit will hold you spot for this fun and educational trip. Travel insurance is available for $79 per person. Join your friends on Oct. 22 and 23 for Pats fall Western-themed casino trip to Ft. Lauderdale. For $130 per person, double occupancy, or $170 per person, single occupancy, this two day, one night trip features round trip motor coach from Marion Landing, three casino visits and one night at La Quinta Inn with continental breakfast. Get ready for games, refreshments, prizes and surprises on the bus, but reserve your seat early because Pats trips always sell out fast. Mark your calendar for Jan. 19 to 26, 2014, for a western Caribbean cruise on Freedom of the Seas. You will visit ports in Labadee (Haiti), Jamaica, Grand Cayman and Cozumel. Inside cabins start at $762.11 per person/double occupancy and include the cruise, port charges and government taxes, and a $50 bonus per cabin ship board credit. More information is listed on the Travel Board. Our Travel Club has made plans for a terrific European riverboat cruise on the Elbe River in March 2014. Relax and enjoy time in Berlin, Dresden, Wittenberg and Prague. The trip includes airfare, two nights in Prague, seven nights aboard the M/S River Allegro in an outside cabin, two nights in Berlin, 28 meals and 10 exclusive included tours. Call Liz for more information.Diane Bress is Marion Landings Activities Director and an employee of Leland Management, Inc. THE ASTRONAUTS WIVES CLUB By Lily Koppel Read this book to see how far weve come since 1959. Six months before Life Magazine brought out the seven original astronauts wives America was lagging in the space race and to catch up the first team of astronauts was announced: Ladies and gentlemen today we are introducing to you and the world these seven men who have been selected to begin training for orbital spaceflightMalcolm S. Carpenter, Leroy G. Cooper, John H. Glenn Jr,, Virgil I. Grissom, Walter M. Shirra Jr., Alan B. Shepard Jr., and Donald K. Slayton. Then it was time to trot out the Mercury wives, a mostly unglamorous crew of ordinary women who had endured years of waking up alone, raising children like single moms, and eking out their husbands measly pay for another month. Leaving nothing to chance NASA took over their lives, ordering them to wear pastel shirtwaist dresses and pink lipstick. Only Rene Carpenter showed up in a sheath with red cabbage roses. For some reason Life editors changed the pink lipstick theyd insisted on to red: The wives were completely shocked, worrying about how American would judge them. They would never wear such a bold colored lipstick. They were mothers, not vixens. NASA envisioned the stereotypical astronauts wife it wanted America to see as a devoted mother, wife, and cookie baker. No matter that some of the wives couldnt cook, were chain smokers and more than moderate drinkers and were harboring secrets from the press. Marge Slayton was a divorcee and Gus Coopers wife had left him earlier for infidelity. If NASA regimented their lives they more than made up for it in their unstinting support of each other. When astronaut Donn Eiseles 6-year-old son lay dying of leukemia the wives packed the Eisele freezer with food, careful not to identify donors so that Harriet would not have to write thank-you notes. The women comforted each other as they coped with constant worry about their husbands dangerous missionstest pilots died at an alarming rate. Meanwhile NASA urged the wives to let the astronauts blow off steam. This meant they must worry about Floridas Space Cookies who threw room keys and other items after their husbands. Some like squeaky clean John Glenn resisted but Alan Shepard became such a notorious adulterer that the wives suspected an agreement between husband and wife. And indeed the marriage of Louise and Alan ShepA worthy look at part of our history Bookmark Pat Wellington ard did last until their deaths. The few highs the wives experienced in White House tours and tea with Jackie Kennedy did not balance the down side. When Pat White learned that her husband Ed in the Apollo1 fire had screamed Were burning up she couldnt shake the nightmare. Shortly before the planned reunion of the wives in the 90s she committed suicide. 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 7 www.smcitizen.com 18~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com Monday Friday Chicken Parmigiana with pasta or 14 PIZZA one topping Lunch 10:30 am 3:00 pm 8810 SW Hwy. 200, Ocala FL 34481 854-1000 www.carminesocala.com 000FNSJ Carmines $ 6 95 Theres only one more week left to get your tickets for Homer Noodlemans return performance to Marion Landing on Aug. 11. Those who saw Homers show last year are looking forward to his return engagement; if you havent seen him yet, this is a show you wont want to miss. This unique one-man comedy-variety show will be from 2:30 to 4 p.m. on Sunday, Aug. 11. Variety is the key word as Homer incorporates comedy ranging from zany and visual to stand-up patter and audience participation. He is also a highly trained vocalist, accomplished musician, ventriloquist, comedy magician and impressionist, and has performed in leading theaters and clubs throughout England. He has played many venues in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York, Georgia, Florida and Canada, and has worked with stars such as Tony Orlando, Johnny Mathis, Gladys Knight and Tom Jones. He has also been the star attraction on many cruise lines. Tickets for the show are $3 and are available at Tuesday Socials, in the Activities Office and at the door. Marion County jail tourThe sign-up sheet has been posted for the free guided tour of our Marion County jail on Aug. 15. Residents will drive/carpool to the jail and will then be escorted through the complex where they can see first-hand the inner workings of the jail. This is sure to be a very interesting afternoon.Monthly speakerJan Hathaway, United Way literacy coordinator, will be at Marion Landing on Tuesday, Aug. 20, after the Social, to explain to us about ReadingPals, an early learning initiative brought about by the United Ways Womens Leadership Council, Women of Worth (WoW). ReadingPals place volunteers in schools who bring positive reinforcement to a child while enhancing their skills for success, and reading volunteers are needed for the 2013-2014 school year at the Kindergarten level. After completing the short training session, the volunteer meets with a student in the school media center for one hour per week (two 30 min sessions) on designated weeks (for a total of 25 hours over the course of the entire school year), reading to the student, doing a prescribed activity related to the book and, upon completion, the child will take the book home to build their own personal library. Find out more about this rewarding volunteer opportunity after the Social on Tuesday, Aug. 20Labor Day partyCelebrate Labor Day at a community party by the pool on Sunday, Sept. 1, from 6 to 9 p.m. Listen and dance to some great music by Cool Breeze and spend an evening socializing with your friends and neighbors. Bring your own beverages and snacks. Tickets are $4 each and will be available beginning August 6 at the Tuesday Social and in the Activities Office during regular ticket sale hours. Crafters wantedResident crafters can now reserve their table(s) for the Marion Landing Craft Fair. Tables are available for $5 (large table) and $3 (card table), so if youre interested in participating, please sign up on the sheet hanging on the Activity Wall. The craft fair is being held on Saturday, Oct. 19, and your reservation and fee must be in by Oct. 1. You will then be contacted by the event chairperson, Merry Anne Krell, with the dates and times of the craft fair meetings and any other pertinent information you will need. Tables are available to Marion Landing residents only, but admission to the Craft Fair is free and open to the public.Travel newsIf you are interested in any of the Homer Noodleman comedy/variety show Aug. 11 Marion Landing Diane Bress PLEASESEELANDING, PAGE19 Featuring music by Trey Dees and Bon Tempos Band, the dance is scheduled for Saturday, Aug. 17, at the Palm Grove Club, 6:30 to 100 p.m. Ticket sales will be Monday, Aug. 5, 8 to 10 a.m. in the card room of the Orchid Club. Cost is $6 per person. All other ticket requests, please call Carol Forgette, 352-873-3074. Make your check payable to ORHA; please no cash.ORHA General MeetingOak Run Homeowners Association (ORHA) and the neighborhood representatives will meet jointly at the general meeting on Wednesday, Aug. 14, at 9 a.m. in the Orchid Club. Join your neighbors, have a cup of coffee; your attendance shows support for your board. The directors will have their workshop immediately following in the card room. Be sure to put the September meeting (the second Wednesday of the month) on your calendar as the board will have a special presentation that will be of interest to all residents. Look for you on Wednesday, Aug 14. Laura Smith, Vice President, ORHAPerforming Arts CompanyRehearsals for The Wizard of Oz start Saturday, Aug. 3. Time will pass very quickly, and soon it will be show week, Oct. 11, 12 and 13. So, get your tickets early. The first public ticket sale date is Aug. 10 at the Orchid Club during Donut Drop-In. Look for our flyer about the show and ticket sale dates in your August newsletter. For those who are not able to get to the public sale venues, you can order your tickets by calling Linda at 3528739908. In addition to new members being in the cast, we have newbies in key behind the scenes roles. Janice Agerter joined our group in April, and she is our director. Maggie Naypaver, our stage manager for this show, is not new to PACOR, but is new to this key job. 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Some features include: 2/2/2, eat-in kitchen, formal dining room, living room, glass enclosed lanai, lg. roof over open patio overlooking private backyard. Newer roof, A/C range and dishwasher, newer carpeting and tile flooring. Newer high rise toilets, faucets and so much more. MLS#393767/BH/BEN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $73,500 6370 SW 111TH STREET DIRECTIONS: SW Hwy. 200 to Spruce Creek ent., T/L SW 111th St., to home on Rt. FANTASTIC MOVE-IN READY VILLA! 2/2/1, new carpet, tile and freshly painted. Living/dining rm. combo, eat-in kitchen plus new countertops, range and refrigerator. Both baths with updated toilets, vanities and countertops. Screened lanai, open patio and covered front porch. Also listed for lease! MLS#387309/LBK/INF . . . . . . . . . . $43,900 PLEASE PRESENT THIS AD TO GUARD AT GATE OPEN HOUSE 8680-G SW 94TH STREET For more information, go to www.bigsunrealty.com, click on Open Houses WELL-MAINTAINED EXP. 2/2/1 with tile everywhere exc bedrooms, large Fl rm., newer air, roof, appliances & windows MLS#393120/SR/SCH . . $34,900 8680-G SW 94TH STREET DIRECTIONS: From OTOW main gate, make first rt. onto 85th Terr., then left at 94th St. (stop sign), to house on left. EXPANDED COURTYARD HOME, extra room off living room, nicely updated, queen Murphy bed in guest room, newer appliances. MLS#389471/SR/EMR . . $104,900 EXPANDED 2/2/2 VILLA. Large kitchen with numerous cabinets, overlooking the family rm. Plus a Florida rm. under heat/AC. Enjoy sitting on your rocking chair front porch. Living/dining rm. combo, master & guest bath has tile. Plantation blinds, solar collector hot water heater. This home offers plenty of living space for entertaining. MLS#388419/LBK/REE . . . . . . . . $58,900 COME TAKE A LOOK. Very nice updated 2/1/1 home in a 55+ community. N ewer roof, H/A, water heater, carpet, appliances and paint. Inside laundry, eat-in kitchen w/TV looking over the backyard. Screened room and BBQ area in back. Priced right for todays market. MLS#388227/JH/REM . . . . . . $42,900 FABULOUS 2/2/1.5 CAR GARAGE, tile flooring in kitchen & both baths, Pergo flooring in living room, dining area, hallway & both bedrooms. Vinyl enclosed lanai, 2008 new hot water tank & AC, newer windows throughout. All furniture available for purchase. MLS#390724/BH/ALE . . . . $46,900 LARGE NICE END-UNIT! 2/2/2 with den/library Tile in both baths, kitchen, family room and lanai. Covered back patio. Great retirement living with plenty of space and storage. MLS#383529/BA/GRA . . . . $69,900 MOVE-IN READY. C ome take a look T his 2BR/2BA/1.5 CG has newer H/A & roof T he home features ceiling fans in all rooms for those hot days there is an eat-in kitchen w/pass thru window to the family room O ff the fam. rm. is a screened in porch for having B BQ s or just relaxing out back T he 1.5cg has plenty of rm. for your car & golf cart, plus lots of cabinet and shelves for your personal items N ice home for the money MLS#393514/JH/COR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $42,500 LOWEST PRICED STETSON IN STONE CREEK!! Elegant 2+den/2/2 home with several upgrades including tile backsplash in kitchen, all stainless steel appliances, acrylic windows on the lanai. This home is waiting for you!! 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 17 www.smcitizen.com TO ADVERTISECall854-3986 ADVERTISING 8~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com BY SHELDON RICHMAN Special to the CitizenPresident Obama is again turning his attention to the elusive economic recovery. His pivot will be for naught, however, as long as he continues to ignore two important points: first, government is a major squanderer of scarce resources, and second, its regulations are impediments to saving and investment. We live in a world of scarcity. At any given time our ends outnumber the means to achieve them. Hence we economize so that we can achieve as many of our ends as possible. Resources, labor, and time devoted to one purpose cant also be used for other purposes, and the alternative forgone is the true cost of any action. We individually choose among competing ends after assessing the trade-offs, because we dont want inadvertently to give up something we prefer in exchange for something we dont value as much. The marketplace, when its free of government privilege and regulation, lets us accomplish this to a remarkable degree. In doing so, it raises our living standards and creates an orderly environment, thanks to the price system, which coordinates and facilitates our plans. Government throws this process out of whack. When politicians forcibly extract resources from us (through taxation) and borrow, they leave us less with which we can improve our lives through entrepreneurship, business formation, and the like. But, you may ask, arent the politicians projects worthwhile? Actually, many government projects are of zero value or worse. The costly global empire is beyond useless: it endangers us. Other projects might be useful, but and this is key we cant be sure, because they are not subject to the market test. If a private entrepreneur acquires resources in a quest for profit, she must create value for consumers or she will fail. The markets profit-and-loss test will see to that. That test is administered by countless millions of consumers who are free to take or leave what the entrepreneur offers. This test is relayed back to the investors who lend money to entrepreneurs for productive ventures. They know that if the entrepreneur fails, they will also suffer losses. So they must scrutinize projects in terms of their potential, ultimately, to please free consumers. The upshot is that consumers uncoerced actions signal (through prices and profit/loss) what pleases them and what does not. Suppliers must pay heed or face bankruptcy. This explains why markets, when not burdened by government privileges and arbitrary rules, work so well to raise living standards. Note how government projects differ essentially from market projects. Politicians and bureaucrats obtain their money through force, not consensual mutual exchange. (What happens if you tell the IRS you dont want to purchase its services?) Even the money obtained through voluntary loans is expected to be repaid with the taxpayers money. Its taxation all the way down. Moreover, government services are not offered in a competitive market where consumers are free to take them or leave them. Since were forced to pay a monopoly provider regardless of whether we want the services, at the point of delivery they appear to be free. You cant opt out of paying for free public schools even if you dont want to use them. Everyone pays into Social Security, a (meager) pension plan, under threat of force. In other words, government services are not true services in the market sense because they face no market test from consumers free to withhold their money without penalty. The market test assures that Those of you who read my ramblings regularly (Im hoping there are at least a few of you) know that I have one basic philosophy about travel. If I dont drive, I dont go. Flying is completely out of the question. Over the past couple of weeks the national news has been filled with accidents on the roads involving some sort of mass transportation, making a person wonder if its safe to travel anywhere except by your own car. The biggest was the train wreck in Spain. The video, which you have undoubtedly seen as many times as I have, shows the train making a left-hand curve at a high rate of speed, leaving the tracks and roaring along on its side. There were many fatalities in the crash. The driver is under investigation. Funny thing, Ive only been on a train once in my adult life. It was a ride from Palatka to Lakeland to pick up a car to drive back. Actually, I kind of liked it, and wondered if somewhere, sometime, I could take an overnight train ride somewhere. Now Im not so sure. I do remember, as a child, spending a day with my dad in the summer while he worked. At that time he was a pharmaceutical company rep, you know, those guys who come into a doctors office and go back to see the doctor despite a waiting room full of patients. We lived in New Jersey and his territory was New York City, so we took the train to Hoboken and then the 42nd Street ferry over to Manhattan. In those days, I didnt mind a train or boat ride. Back to todays problems: There was a bus crash in Indiana, where a youth church group was returning from a camp. As the bus left the Interstate and was on the exit ramp just a few blocks from the church, it bounced around and overturned, killing three people, including a youth pastor and his pregnant wife. It made for a tough Sunday at that church. The driver says the brakes failed. Then there were the boaters on the Hudson River in New York, near the Tappan Zee Bridge. A boat load of people smashed into a barge, killing two, including a woman who was to be married in two weeks and the scheduled best man at the wedding. Her fianc and others on the boat survived. The boat driver has already been charged with vehicular manslaughter, as officials say he was possibly drunk. And theres more. In Italy on Monday, a tour bus went off the side of a road and into a ravine, killing 38 people (the count at this writing). In Arizona over the weekend, a tour bus with 33 people aboard was swept away by flood waters and knocked on its side, but all 33 people were able to climb out of windows and get to shore. The driver reportedly tried to drive through the area even though flood warnings had been posted. The group was coming back from the Grand Canyon. Lets not forget a couple of airplane accidents. In San Francisco, a plane from Asia came up short and crashed at the end of the runway. Three people were killed, including one on the ground who was struck by an emergency vehicle (if that sounds familiar, someone was injured at the Blue Rhino explosion in Lake County this week when they were struck while running from the blast). Also, there was the Southwest Airlines jet that landed nose first at LaGuardia Airport in New York. No one was serious injured in that one. This has not been a great few weeks for mass transportation. So the next time we go somewhere and I tell you I want to drive, youll know why. Whenever I go somewhere in a vehicle, my advertising slogan is going to be Leave the driving to me.Jim Clark is editor of the South Marion Citizen. PUBLISHER: GERRY MULLIGANREGIONALMANAGER: JOHN PROVOSTEDITOR: JIM CLARK Citizen The opinions expressed in South Marion Citizen editorials are the opinions of the editorial board of the newspaper.Viewpoints depicted in political cartoons, columns or letters do not necessarily represent the opinion of the editorial board.Groups or individuals are invited to express their opinions in letters to the editor and guest columns.Persons wishing to contact the editor should call 8543986.All letters must be signed and include a phone number and community name, including letters sent via e-mail. Names and communities will be printed; phone numbers will not be published or given out.We reserve the right to edit letters for length, libel, fairness and good taste. Not all contributions are printed.Letters longer than 550 words may be regarded as columns and printed on a space-available basis, and writers will be limited to one contribution per month. The deadline is one week prior to each Fridays issue.Send letters to: The South Marion Citizen Editor, 8810 S.W. State Road 200, suite 103, Ocala, FL 34481; or e-mail editor@smcitizen.com. The voters of Florida made it a little harder, several years ago, to amend the states Constitution. To be sure, there are still amendments constantly being proposed and being put on the ballot, but now it takes a 60 percent approval vote to get them passed. This all came about after an amendment was passed to protect pregnant pigs. Whats that, you ask? Yes, pregnant pigs. If you werent here then, were not going to even attempt to explain it to you. That means that even if the majority of Florida voters want to change something, they still have to muster a super majority to get it enacted. Even with that in mind, we have a few that we would like to see on the ballot. Save our Summers (SOS). That was the title of an amendment passed some years ago that said school could not start until two weeks before Labor Day, or later. But there were loopholes, and some counties have found excuses to get around the will of the people (including some neighboring counties). So we propose a new law: Public school classes may not start until the day after Labor Day. Period. No exceptions. That way we can save our summers and spare drivers by giving them two fewer weeks of school zones and buses. No budget, no laws. The only thing state legislators are mandated to do is pass a budget. So how about this. No legislation may be discussed or voted upon by either the House or the Senate until a budget is adopted. That way we wont get a budget rammed down our throats at the end of the session. Lights on all the time. There are all sorts of laws as to when you have to have your headlights on in your car, such as up to one-half hour after sunrise, one-half hour before sunset, when its raining, etc. How about this? Headlights must be on at all times when a vehicle is moving. That takes the guesswork out of when you flip that switch. Get in trouble, no scholarship. Anyone on scholarship to a public college or university (athletic or academic) will have that scholarship suspended upon their arrest. If charges are dropped or the person is found not guilty, it will be restored retroactively. Any other outcome, pleading guilty or no contest, etc., will result in the scholarship being revoked. Appoint all school superintendents. What would happen if we elected the president of the U.S., but also elected the Secretary of State, Attorney General, etc. Each would be running his own show without fear of being removed, except by the voters every four years. Here is Marion were lucky, we havent had a major problem. But neighboring counties have, especially Levy a few years ago when the super fired a popular football coach and the School Board was powerless to reverse him. Put safeguards in so that current elected superintendents couldnt be forced from office before the end of their terms, so there would be no vindictiveness in the vote. But an appointed superintendent works better. Thats just a few of the changes we have in mind. Think we have a chance? We dont either. S UTH MARION In a free society a community newspaper must be a forum for community opinion. Opinion OUR VIEW COMMENTARY Lets propose some amendments Transportation wrecks cause concern The economics lesson Obama needs to learn READER OPINIONS INVITED Jim Clark Editor Please use our e-mail editor@smcitizen.com PLEASESEERICHMAN, PAGE10 Maranatha Baptist Awana news: After the summer break, the AWANA (Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed) program is scheduled to start up the Sunday after school starts which will be Aug. 25. It is held each Sunday evening from 6 to 7:30 p.m. for children ages 4 to 18. The program is under the direction of Commander Chris Bailey and Vanessa Bailey. They want to share the love of Christ. AWANA is an exciting program of Christian learning and games of competition with awards. AWANA is an ongoing program and registration is always open. For further information, please call 352-347-5683. Awana back-to-school celebration: Maranatha Baptist Church is inviting all AWANA children and their friends who do not have a church home to a Back to School Celebration at the Church on Saturday, Aug. 24 from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. There will be a barbecue and games outside and in the fellowship hall. Please call the Church at 352-347-5683 for further information. Continuing programs for young people: We have a place for every child here at Maranatha Baptist! For our kids from kindergarten to grade 5, we have our Kidz Connect ministry. We meet once a month on the second Friday at 6 p.m. at the church. For students from grade 6 to grade 12, we have our teen mininistry Tranzformers, which meets on the third Friday each month at 6 p.m. at the church. Each ministry combines fun, connecting with others and ultimately connecting with the God who created them. Come check us out! Be sure to call the church at 352-347-5683 with any questions. Pastor Mike Swingle will be starting up the Youth Bible Study (L.I.G.H.T.) each Wednesday evening at 6:45 beginning the first Wednesday night after school starts (Aug. 21). This is held at the church for grades 5 through 12. Also, on Wednesday beginning at 6:45 p.m. at the church there will be a program for the small children, ages 4 to grade 5 beginning the first Wednesday night after school starts (Aug. 21). Pastor Mike Swingle, the youth pastor, has planned many activities for young people. Maranatha Baptist Church is at 525 Marion Oaks Trail in Marion Oaks. Please call 352-3475683 for further information and directions to the church. RELIGIONCONTINUED FROM PAGE 11 Read the classifieds TravelOn Thursday morning, July 25, Laura Kane led a large group from Cherrywood on a fun Mystery Trip. The bus pulled up and more than 30 people boarded the coach with no idea where they were going. Only Laura held the secret and she was not telling. Once the bus arrived in Orlando, the guests knew they were going to be given a special treat at the Sleuth mystery theater. Luncheon and the show followed and then it was back to Cherrywood on the comfortable climate controlled professionally driven coach. Everyone reportedly had a good time and enjoyed the excursion. Nancy Archer and Laura do several trips each month ranging from cruises to coach tours. You can check out the schedules and costs on the bulleting board at the clubhouse office. Dont miss out on these marvelous fun trips.Veterans ClubOn Thursday, Sept. 5 at 2 p.m., your Veterans Club will again be starting its monthly meetings. The entire community is invited to attend these meetings and learn what your Veterans Club is doing for our residents; our city and our county. Septembers guest speaker will be from the office of Seniors vs Crime. Because of the long summer lay off between meetings, many things will be discussed including the Veterans Day observance; our new raffle and other points of interest. As always free refreshments will be furnished on the patio immediately following the meeting.From your reporterOn July 27, only a very few people remembered that 60 years ago to the day, the Korean War ended with the signing of an Armistice. This was not surprising because even as it raged on the Korean War received little press coverage in the United States. Indeed it would become known as the Forgotten War. While many people would forget, those who served and fought in that brutal conflict would not. More than 40,000 U.S. service personnel lost their lives and over 100,000 were wounded from June 25, 1950 to July 27, 1953. This bloody war was fought in the worst of conditions, in one of the worst places on earth. Deemed a Police Action by politicians, to those who served and fought, it was a war. Every terrible, horrifying event that takes place in combat, took place during those three terrible years. As we observed the 60 years that have passed since that conflict ended, I feel honored to thank our veterans who served. They contained communism during their generation and heroically defended freedom when it was threatened. Each should be proud of their service and sacrifice. I would note one other thing at this time. Korea may have been the forgotten war; but it was not forgotten by everyone. It was not forgotten by families who lost loved ones; it was not forgotten by those who served in other wars at other times; and most of all, it was not forgotten by the communists. For the past 60 years, the North Koreans have stayed on their side of the 38 parallel and not ventured to try and force their system on South Korea. Those who served should be very proud of that fact. 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 9 www.smcitizen.com 16~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com ARIES (March 21 to April 19) A longtime situation starts to move into a new phase. The question for the uncertain Lamb right now is whether to move with it. Facts emerge by midmonth to help you decide. TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) A talent for organizing your priorities allows the Divine Bovine to enjoy a busy social life and not miss a beat in meeting all workplace and/or family commitments. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) What began as a dubious undertaking has now become one of your favorite projects. Your enthusiasm for it rallies support from other doubters-turnedbelievers. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Accept the help of friends to get you through an unexpectedly difficult situation. Therell be time enough later to investigate how all this could have happened so fast. LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22) Change is a major factor for the Big Cat through midmonth. Be prepared to deal with it on a number of levels, including travel plans and workplace situations. VIRGO (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) You might not like all the changes that have begun to take place around you. But try to find something positive in at least some of them that you can put to good use. LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) A family members unsettling experience could create more problems if its not handled with care and love. And whos the best one to offer all that? You, of course. SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) It might not be the right time for you to start a new venture. But its a good time to start gathering facts and figures so youll be set when the GO! sign lights up. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) The sagacious Sagittarius should have no trouble deciding between those who can and those who cannot be trusted to carry out a workplace commitment. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) Surprise, surprise. It looks as if that one person you once thought you could never hope to win over to your side suddenly just might choose to join you. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) You might have to set aside your pride for now and accept a change that isnt to your advantage. Cheer up. Therell be time later to turn this around in your favor. PISCES (Feb. 19 to March 20) Your creative self emerges as dominant through midmonth. This should help you restart that writing or arts project youve left on the shelf for far too long. BORN THIS WEEK: You have a way of encouraging others by example to come out from the shadows and enjoy life to According to my calculations, summer is half over. I am not quite sure how this came about but the calendar has never lied to me before. It has confused me and taunted me but it has never lied to me. Looking at my calendar I can see no lazy days of summer noted anywhere in the foreseeable future. I am not sure if this is an oversight on my part and that I should have at least penciled in one lazy day of summer or if those lazy days of summer are a thing of the past. I sure hope it is not the latter. I can hardly imagine a world without any lazy days of summer. It just would not be summer in my opinion. This probably is the price people pay for getting old. When I was young most of my summer was filled with lazy days where I practiced the fine art of doing nothing. Oh how I yearn for the return of those good old days of yesteryear. Someone once told me, Sonny, dont ever grow old. At the time, I did not know what he meant. I assumed he was referring to his loss of hair or arthritis in his joints or forgetting things. I thought that was what it meant to grow old. He meant nothing of the sort. Now that I am old, I understand exactly what he was warning. There is no doubt in my mind; he was bemoaning the fact that his lazy days were gone. Perhaps, he was envious of the fact that at the time I had loads and loads of lazy days on my hands. I did not know just how rich I was. Now I do, but it is too late. Where have all those lazy days gone? I was whining about this to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage hoping to get some empathy at least. Instead of sympathizing with me, all she did was look at me and say in that tone of voice that I know so well, You just want an excuse to do nothing. To which I replied most sharply, I dont need an excuse to do nothing, all I need is an opportunity. Thinking about what I said I discovered there was more wisdom in that one sentence than anything else I have ever said. I had to sit in the corner for a few moments recovering from the shock of saying something with wisdom in it. I probably say many things with wisdom in it without even thinking. In fact, I am good at saying many things without thinking. Although I may not be good at a wide variety of things, I have mastered the art of doing nothing. I can do nothing better than I can do anything. Of course, I do not have too many opportunities to do anything; I have more opportunities to do nothing. If I had my choice, I would rather do nothing than anything. My philosophy is simply this, why be good at nothing and not put it to good use? I have invested a lot of time and energy into doing nothing and I am concerned that not having an opportunity to do nothing I might forget the finesse associated with that art. I do not get a chance very often to do nothing so I am anxious to practice the skills associated with nothing. In this regard, my calendar has not been very cooperative. Where are those lazy days of summer where I can do nothing? Not only has my calendar not been cooperative but also my wife has been the epitome of obstruction in this pursuit of mine. Just when I think a lazy day is looming on the horizon, she comes up with something for me to do. Even though all I wanted to do was nothing, she insists that I do her something. Either I do her something or else. I do not want to do her or else for nothing. Those lazy days of summer were the perfect opportunity to perfect the fine art of doing nothing. Regretfully I have to honestly face the fact that those times are far behind me. No more lazy days of summer for me. At least not as many as there used to be. The old preacher in Ecclesiastes was right when he said, To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: (Ecclesiastes 3:1 KJV). I can look back with a sense of satisfaction and know that when I did have those lazy days of summer I put them to good use and developed skill in doing nothing. I know before me are some days when I will not have the strength or energy to do anything, then my ability to do nothing will come in good use. I think it is quite important to live in the time at hand. The apostle Paul understood this when he wrote, And that, knowing the time, that now it is high time to awake out of sleep: for now is our salvation nearer than when we believed. (Romans 13:11 KJV). Now that I am older, (and whos to say how much older I will get) I can say with a good deal of expertise, never grow old. By that I mean, never forget those lazy days of summer. Whatever happened to those lazy days of summer? Out to Pastor Rev. James Snyder 000EL19 The Truesdell Professional Building 200 N.W. 52nd Avenue Ocala, Fl 34482 KELLEAN K. TRUESDELL, J.D., LLM Attorney & Counselor at Law (352) 873-4141 or KelleanTruesdell.com My Florida Estate Planning Workshop is available any day at any hour. Wills, Living Trusts, Financial and Medical Powers of Attorney, Probate, Medicaid, Long-Term Care, Asset Protection, Federal Death Tax Minimization, Trust Administration, Elder Law and Personal LifeCare Services. John M. 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 15 www.smcitizen.com 10~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com bad trade-offs are avoided, or at least quickly corrected if they are made. If steel is being used to make one product when consumers are demanding something else, the competitive entrepreneurial process sees to it that steel will be redirected. No corresponding process exists in the political realm. It contains no incentives to look out for the consumers welfare. Instead, we have political theater and value destruction. This would be bad enough, but its actually worse. What government does with the stolen resources typically makes it harder for us to use the remaining resources productively. Uncertainty about future taxation and regulation, for example, increases the risk of investment and hence reduces it. An indispensable prerequisite of economic well-being is humility on the part of politicians. How about it, President Obama?Sheldon Richman is vice president and editor at The Future of Freedom Foundation in Fairfax, Va. (www.fff.org). RICHMANCONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 Christs Church of Marion CountySunday, Aug. 4: Sunday School, 9:30 a.m. Worship Service, 10:30 a.m. Pack the pantry Sunday. Tuesday, Aug. 6: Womens Crafts, 9 a.m. Wednesday, Aug. 7: Bible Study, 7 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 8: Prayer and Praise Group Ministry Meeting, 9 a.m. Christs Church of Marion County, 6768 S.W. 80th St. (off State Road 200), Ocala, 352-861-6182, http://www.ccomc.org.Friendship Baptist ChurchSunday services at Friendship Baptist Church Aug. 4 begin with Sunday School at 9:30 a.m. Studying Gods Sovereignty Mans Leadership 1 Samuel; 2 Samuel 1-4; 1 Chronicles 1-10, the Adult classes are taught by Bill Wallett in the auditorium and the Ladies Class, in the Fellowship Hall, taught by Linda Brown. At the 10:45 a.m. Morning Worship Service the FBC choir will be singing song, Just Wait Till He Stands Up. Pastor Randall Brown will be bringing the morning message; a message of hope and encouragement during these troubling times. The Sunday Evening Worship and Bible Study begins at 6 p.m. FBC also meets on Wednesday night at 7 p.m. for Bible Study and Prayer. All are welcome to attend. Friendship Baptist Church is at 9510 S.W. 105th St., off of Highway 200. The church phone is 352237-2640 or you can find us on the web: www.friendshipbaptistocala.org. Religion PLEASESEERELIGION, PAGE11 bers. Bridge is an exciting card game that has been played for centuries and challenges the players strategy and skills. Of course as in all card games, what is dealt has a great deal to do with the individuals success also. Beginners will find this game interesting and fun to learn. There will be many patient and helpful individuals to teach and help players improve their game. If this group as half as much fun as the Cribbage Club, it will be a joy to all its members.Attention VendorsOn Oct. 12, the Cherrywood Craft Show is coming to our clubhouse. This event is open to the entire Marion County community and is always a great success. If you are a vendor you will want to contact Geri in the office to reserve your space on the floor of this spectacular event. Our Quilting Club is making a special donation this year along with their display of the artistic and beautifully intricate work that they do. Other items include but arent limited to custom made stationary; wind chimes; floral arrangements; jewelry; painted eggs; and numerous other hand crafted items. Refreshments will be served by our Activities Committee headed by Eve Houghtaling so you know this is going to be a fun happening. If you would like to have a display at this well trafficked show, call Geri at 352-237-1675 today. If you are not a vendor and just want a unique shopping experience, mark your calendar for Oct. 12 from 9 a.m. until 2 p.m. Youll be happy you did. NewcomersIf you are new to the Cherrywood community you will not want to miss the coffee hour sponsored by the Cherrywood Welcoming Committee on Aug. 24 at 9 a.m. Many of the leaders of our community and representatives of various clubs and organizations come out to personally welcome our new residents and introduce themselves. Dont worry; this is not a high pressure situation where you will be asked to do anything. Contrary to that atmosphere, this low keyed informal gathering merely lets the new residents get to know some of the people; learn about the activities and receive helpful information about Cherrywood; Ocala and Marion County. In addition to free coffee and pastries, the new comers are given maps; helpful tips; places to see and services that are available. Youll learn about the location of hospitals; libraries; community services; utilities and the like. If you are new to Cherrywood, please contact Geri and let her know that you will be attending this friendly meet and greet session. You can reach Geri at 352237-1675 during business hours. You wont want to miss out on this informative and fun experience.AARP driving classesOn Sept. 9 and 12, the AARP will sponsor a Safe Driving for Seniors class here at Cherrywood. Professional instructors will provide tips and ideas; methods and practices that will enhance the driving skills of seniors as they face the challenges of aging. This worthwhile class will run from 9 until noon each of the two days. Upon completion the student will receive a certificate that might very result in a reduction of car insurance rates. Contact your insurance agent to see just how much you might save by taking this class. Even if you dont get a great rate break from your insurance, you will fell more confident and more ready for the challenges of driving in Ocala; or any place else for that matter. You may learn something that will save your life or the life of someone else. Rates for the class are just $12 for AARP members and $14 for non-members. Seating is limited so be sure to reserve your place right away. Call Geri at 352-237-1675 today to make sure you have a place in this excellent class.Flu shotsOn Friday, Sept. 6, be at the clubhouse to get your flu shots. VaxCare will be on site from 1 until 3 p.m. to administer the shots that are highly recommend for most seniors. You dont want to miss out on any of the fun activities here at Cherrywood by being down with the flu so think about making an appointment or just stopping in and take advantage of this service. In most cases, your doctor will recommend that you get a flu shot but it is always best to check with your physician before doing anything of this nature. If you are on certain meds or getting treatments for some other condition, the flu shot may not be for you so check it out. For most of us however Flu shots are the most effective way to stop this serious and sometimes fatal disease from hitting us. Dont forget to call Geri to get your name on the list. CHERRYWOODCONTINUED FROM PAGE 14 PLEASESEESTORY, PAGE17 7768 SW Hwy. 200, Ocala (352) 237-4633 www.countrysideocala.org Welcome to Countryside Presbyterian Church (USA) Sunday Worship 10:30 am Nursery provided Pastor Gary O. Marshall Inspiring Traditional Worship 000FB8V 000FBFM College Road Baptist Church 5010 SW College Road, Ocala, FL (352) 237-5741 Rev. Alan Cotney, Pastor Rev. Jeff Rountree, Minister of Worship Rev. Rob Loy, Jr., Student Minister Jason Kaminski, Childrens Minister Trina Loy, Preschool Director Holding Forth the Word of Life...JESUS Sunday Worship Services 8:00, 9:30 & 11:00 am 9:30 & 11:00 Sunday School Wednesday 6:30 PM Children/Student Ministries 6:30 PM Mid-Week Bible Study www.collegeroad.org 000EAHZ 8070 SW 60th Ave. Ocala, FL 34476 352-291-2080 SERVICES HOURS Sunday 9am, 11am, 6pm 1:30 Spanish Service Tuesday 7pm Spanish Service Wednesday Night 7pm Youth 7pm Friday 7pm Spanish Service Nursery available Catch our events & sermons at www.crossroadscog.net WE WELCOME ALL! Bishop Paul Woosley 000FC0D 9330 SW 105th St., Ocala, FL 34481 854-9550 www.ocalawestumc.com 100th Ave. SW 105th St SW 110th St 484 Marion Oaks Library SW 103rd St Pine Run OTOW 80th Ave. 60th Ave. 49th Ave. Oak Run 200 484 A Place for You... Rev. Alan Jefferson No matter what your age is, no matter where You come from, no matter who you are, There is a place for you at Ocala West UMC Children & Youth Ministries Traditional Worship 8:00 & 11:00 A.M. Casual & Contemporary 9:30 A.M. 000EX01 Sunday Bible Study 9:30 a.m. Worship Service 10:30 a.m. Wednesday Bible Study 7:00 p.m. Pastor: Matt Hunt Assoc. Pastor Kevin Hunt (Independent) 6158 SW Hwy. 200 Jasmine Plaza Ocala, FL 34476 873-4705 000EF7P 4800 SW 20th St Ocala, FL 34474 352-237-5611 www.bereanbaptist.net Berean Baptist Church Independent Fundamental Dr. Mike Patton Pastor Sunday Bible Study 9:45am Sunday Worship 10:45am & 6:00pm Wednesday Bible Study 7:00pm Assistive Listening System Nursery provided for all services 000EWMZ 489-2685 Holy Faith Episcopal Church 19924 W. Blue Cove Dr. Dunnellon T HE R EV J. J AMES G ERHART Summer Service 9:00 AM Healing Service 1st Sunday Every Month Following 9:00 AM Service CR 484 SR 200 Holy Faith Rainbow River Blue Cove holyfaithepiscopal@att.net 000FB83 A Progressive Community of Faith in the Heart of Central Florida Sunday Worship 10:30 am Adult Bible Discussion 12:00 Noon God is still speaking, Jesus didnt reject people. Neither do we. First Congregational United Church of Christ 7171 SW SR 200, Ocala, FL 352-237-3035 uccocala.org Dr. H.W. McSwain, Jr., Pastor Maranatha Baptist Church 347-5683 www.maranathabaptistc.org Sunday School . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9:30 A.M. Sunday Services . . . . . . . . . . 10:45 A.M. & 6:00 P.M. Sunday AWANA (Aug.-May) . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6:00 P.M. Wednesday Bible Study/Prayer Meeting . . . . 6:45 P.M. Pastor Bill Fortune 000FG63 PREACHING THE TRUTH IN LOVE 525 Marion Oaks Trail, Ocala 484 484 Exit 341 SW 49TH AVE. MARION OAKS PASS MARION OAKS TRAIL 200 484 MARION OAKS COURSE I-75 9524 S.W. 105th St., Ocala 237-2640 Sunday Sunday School . . . . . 9:30 a.m. Morning Worship . . 10:45 a.m. Evening Worship . . . . . . 6 p.m. Wednesday Bible Study . . . . . . . . . . 7 p.m. Youth Alive . . . . . . . . . . 7 p.m. Friendship Baptist Church A Place of New Spiritual Beginnings 000EX0Y Pastor Randy & Linda Brown Located a mile west of SR 200 at 10260 SW 110th Street (turn west across from the entrance to Oak Run) Expository Bible Teaching Traditional Services Sunday Worship at 10:00 AM Wednesday Bible Study 6:30 PM 000EF7D Community Church TIMBER RIDGE Wil Clawson Pastor Teacher 000ET88 Southwest Christian Church We are a traditional worshiping church 9045 SW 60th Ave. Ocala, FL 34476 352-861-9080 Sunday Services Sunday School 9:30 am Worship Service 10:30 am & 6:00 pm Wednesday Services Bible Studies 7:00 pm Peter Bunch Minister Music Director Evangelical Lutheran Church joyocala@embarqmail.com Edward Holloway, Pastor 7045 SW 83rd Pl., Ocala (352) 854-4509 Nursery Provided 000EB3M Sunday Worship 10:00 am Wednesday Evening Worship 6:45 pm German Language Worship 1st. Sunday of each month 3:00 pm 000F000 352-861-6182 www.ccomc.org S UNDAY S ERVICES Sunday School . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9:30 am Worship Service . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10:30 am W EEKLY A CTIVITIES Wednesday Bible Study . . . . . . . . . 7:00 pm S ENIOR P ASTOR D AVID B ELLOWS 6768 SW 80th Street Ocala, Fl 34476 Our Redeemer Lutheran Church LC-MS 5200 S.W. State Road 200 1 3 / 4 Miles West of I-75 Worship Service 8:00 & 11:00 AM Bible Class & Sunday School 9:30 AM Pastor Joe Adams 237-2233 Sharing the Joy of Jesus Christ! 000EOLQ Wesleyan-Holiness Tradition OCALA WEST CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE Teaching the Bible as Gods Word to produce Christ-followers! S undays: Sunday School . . . . . . 9:15 A.M. Morning Worship . . . . 10:30 A.M. Worship . . . . . . . . . . . . 6:00 P.M. Childrens Bible Quizzing 6:00 P.M. Wednesday Evenings Adult Bible Study . . . . . 6:00 P.M. Pastor Curt Dowling 5884 SW 60th Ave. (Airport Rd.) 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 11 www.smcitizen.com 14~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com St. Jude Catholic CommunityThe Bereavement Group for those grieving the loss of a loved one will meet on Tuesdays, Aug. 13 and 27. Meetings are open to anyone in the community with a need to share their feelings of grief. If you plan to attend, please call the church office at 352-347-0154 prior to the meetings. Creole Masses for the Haitians in our community are usually celebrated every second and fourth Sunday of the month at 5 p.m. However, in August there will be only one Mass on Aug. 25. Classes for Spanish as a second language are now in recess for the summer months and will resume in September. LifeLong Religious Education classes begin in August. Parents wishing to register their children for the 2013-2014 term should do so as soon as possible. Sunday classes begin Aug. 25 and Wednesday Sacramental classes start at 5:30 p.m. on Aug. 28. The Feast of the Assumption of Mary, a holy day of obligation, is being celebrated on Thursday, Aug. 15. Masses will be at 8 a.m. and 7 p.m.Congregation Beth Israel of OcalaCongregation Beth Israel of Ocala announces its schedule of services for the High Holidays 2013 / 5774. All services will be led by rabbinical intern, Hannah Spiro, a student from the Reconstructionist Rabbinical College. Erev Rosh Hashanah services will begin at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 4 followed by light refreshments. First day Rosh Hashanah services on Sept. 5, will begin at 10 a.m. and will be held at Stone Creek Grille in Ocala followed by a light lunch. Reservations are required. Please contact Sonia 352-307-3662) or Estelle (353861-2542). Taschlich will follow after the lunch at Sholom Park in Ocala. Kol Nidre services on Sept. 13 will begin at 7:30 p.m. and Yom Kippur morning services on Sept. 14 will begin at 10 a.m. There will be an afternoon study session starting at 4 p.m. with Yiskor memorial prayers at 4:30 p.m. Closing prayers will begin at 5 p.m. with break the fast to follow. All services are held at the Collins Center, 9401 State Road 200 in Ocala, except for Rosh Hashanah day which will be held at the Stone Creek Grille. All are welcome and families are encouraged to attend. The Yiskor service is open to non-members. Membership in the congregation is required to attend services and a limited one-month option is available for $100 per person. For further information contact Judi Siegal, copresident at 352-237-8277 or bethisraelocala@embarqmail.com or visit our website bethisraelocala.org. Congregation Beth Israel is a liberal, progressive, inclusive community affiliated with the Jewish Recontructionist Movement.Joy Evangelical Lutheran ChurchJoy Evangelical Lutheran Church is opening its doors in September to bring to the community a comprehensive Sunday school with a classroom that will captivate pre-kindergarten (age 34) up to grade 6 with key stories from the Old and New Testament as they journey through the Bible exploring a curriculum that has three flexible models: classroom, lectionary and workshop activities. Parents wanting to register their children for this program should contact the church office prior to Aug. 15 between the hours of 8:30 a.m. and 4 p.m. and leave their name and address. An informational meeting for parents regarding this Sunday School program will be held on Thursday, Aug. 15 at 7 p.m. in the church sanctuary. Joy Lutheran Church is at 7045 S.W. 83rd Place at State Road 200, Ocala. Phone is 352-854-4509 ext. 221.Temple Bnai Darom Temple Bnai Darom, 49 Banyan Course, Ocala, is offering complimentary tickets to High Holiday services conducted by Rabbi Harold Jaye, beginning with Erev Rosh Hashanah services at 7:30 p.m., Wednesday, Sept. 4. To receive your complimentary tickets, please call Dorothy Howard at 352687-1799 or e-mail tbdvp1@centurylink.net including your name, address, e-mail address, phone number and the number of tickets needed. Additional services begin Rosh Hashanah morning, Sept. 5 at 10 a.m. Yom Kippur Eve (Kol Nidre) services begin 7:30 p.m., Friday, Sept. 13. Yom Kippur morning services start 10 a.m., Saturday, Sept. 14. Concluding services including Yiskor begin at 4 p.m. on Saturday afternoon.Crossroads Church of GodBack To School Bash This event will take place on Aug. 3 from 6:30 to 9 p.m. The bash is designed to assist parents and children to prepare for the return to school by providing various supplies needed by the students. Just show up at CCOG parking lot early. There will be some recreation and refreshments will also be available. For more details contact Carmen Colon at 352-291-2080. Crossroads Church of Gods 6th anniversary, Aug. 4, marks the sixth year that Bishop Paul and Melissa Woosley have served as spiritual leaders of the CCOG congregation. Bishop Paul Woosley presents the message, but first Melissa leads the congregation in praise and worship. The celebration will be at all services on Sunday, Aug. 4, at the 9 a.m. and 11 a.m. services as well as the 6 p.m. service. All are encouraged to come and bring a friend. The church is at 8070 S.W. 60th Ave. RELIGIONCONTINUED FROM PAGE 10 PLEASESEERELIGION, PAGE17 These events are always well received and a great time for all who attend the free dinner dance. This events menu includes an open face turkey sandwich with all the fixings and if past experience is any indication, you know it will be delicious. Following the meal, Richard Becotte will crank up the tunes on his stereo system for the listening and dancing pleasure of all. Jay OHern and the Social Committee will be serving the food and dispensing the drinks. Theres no doubt that they will be trying to set a new record for speed and efficiency in service trying to top last months event. Naturally there will be door prizes and 50/50 drawings adding to the excitement and fun. Bring you own drinks or enjoy the lemonade and iced tea provided. This event, as all the 100 Days of Summer programs, is sponsored by Chris and Mario Zacco of Cherrywood Property Management so its free to our residents. All you have to do is get your tickets from Geri in the office and then plan to share an evening of fun with your friends and neighbors. Good food; good music; good times and all for free. See you at Summer Fest, August 19 at 5 p.m.CERT TrainingThere is still time to sign up for the Community Emergency Response Team training provided by the Marion County Sheriffs Office. Classes begin on Sept. 5 at 692 N.W. 30th Ave. in Ocala. Classes consist of 8 sessions; one per week for eight weeks. Afternoon classes run from 1 until 3:30 and evening classes from 6:30 until 9. Classes run concurrently and can be mixed to suit the individual volunteers schedule. Caution, only one class can be missed entirely and some classes are mandatory. These classes are free but students must be registered in order to participate. In addition, only 20 seats are available for each class so signing up quickly would be a good idea. The deadline for registration is Aug. 17 so contact our own Dave Siegel at 352-390-3325 or Bob Conn at 352-8120853. We have several Cherrywood residents already signed up to take part so you will know someone in the class and will be able to share the experience with friends. Classes include communication; first aid; CPR; damage assessment and triage. Many other areas of study are included and so this training will not only help you and your family but will allow you to be a part of a life saving team. Should natural disasters strike we will need all the help we can get. CERT provides this vital emergency service in the event of a tornado; hurricane; fire or other catastrophic event. Bridge ClubDo you play Bridge? Join others who share the same interest by joining our newly formed Bridge Club. You can contact Ozzie at 352-390-3115 to sign up. 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LICENSE #AL9315 Royal Oaks Golf Club 2013 Summer Membership Food & Beverage Minimum: $172.50 Includes Unlimited Golf No Cart Fees Dining Membership 6-Day Advanced Tee Times Members Children 17 and Under Play Free After 12:00 pm** Golf dues and food & beverage minimum may be paid by: check, cash or MC / Visa (+5% admin fee) **Member must accompany children 000FKZ7 NOW thru October 30th Summer Membership Dues*: $449 plus tax Summer dues may be applied to a full Golf Membership if you commit by October 1st LW. PUB 7/19/13. EXP. 10/30/2013 11220 Southwest 69th Circle, Ocala (352) 861-1818 ext. 3 Located off Hwy 41 across from Rainbow Springs State Park entrance. 20650 SW 80th Place Rd., Dunnellon JUNIOR THURSDAYS $5.00 / Junior Includes golf fee, hot dog with drink. Please call 489-4566 to sign up. 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On Wednesday, 24 members of the Marion County German American club visited our clubhouse to share an evening of great entertainment hosted by Dick Richards; Bob Mace and the musicians of our Accordion Club. Everyone had a wonderful time listening to the many accordion players as they played solos; duets and more. The musicians range from beginners to professionally accomplished players and each brings an enthusiasm and joy to their instruments that transcend their musical talents. They are a joy to watch. Many of the students who take part in the club have just recently begun their lessons. The saying about old dogs and tricks certainly doesnt apply to these seniors who have taken up a new instrument bringing to it not only their talent and perseverance but a gusto that is truly refreshing. GA Club member Mel Rustom is one such beginner. He played several duet numbers with Dick Richards and captivated the audience. Another student, Krist Hausken played some solo numbers that were equally well received by everyone. Throughout the evening, the band comes to the front stage and jams bringing top quality music that delights the audience. On this particular night the band played a wide variety of songs ranging in styles from Mack the Knife to a sing along of When the Saints Go Marching In. Band members included drummer Dennis Forgila; Joe Tarra on the Sax; Mike Amrossio on the bass guitar; Ricky Sturtevant on trumpet with Dick Richards and Bob Mace providing the accordion accompaniment. It might be noted that both Mike Ambrossio; Dennis Forgila along with Bob and Dick are also vocalists Of course there are people dancing throughout the performances including semi-pro ball room dancers Barbara and Doug Mire. Their smooth and graceful movements across the floor seem to compliment the music while perfectly blending in with it. This gives the audience not only a listening but also a visual focus that enhances the whole atmosphere. Bob Mace with his professional style and wit closes out the last half hour or so of the night by sharing his comedy along with his accordion and vocal excellence. The crowd loves Bob and vice versa. The last event of this gala concert is the drawing for the door prize. The lucky winner was none other than Wanda Huff need I say, yet again. It seems lucky Wanda wins where ever she goes and we congratulate her on her good luck. If you havent been to the accordion club before or havent been for a few months, you are missing a really enjoyable evening of free entertainment. Make it a point to visit next month on Aug. 28 from 5:30 until 9 when the Accordion Club will again fill the clubhouse with musical excellence.Cherrywood TennisDo you play tennis? Would you like to learn? If you answered yes to either of those questions we have a great opportunity for you. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 9 a.m., our tennis players face off at the courts beside the clubhouse. Its friendly competition at a self paced speed. Beginners are welcome and patiently shown how the game is played; how to keep score and how to laugh at mistakes. You can either show up at the courts on the days specified or call Inge and Rudy Heilman at 352-873-8220 for more de-Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 13 www.smcitizen.com 12~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com Accordion Club hosts German American guests Cherrywood John Everlove PLEASESEECHERRYWOOD, PAGE13 tails. Tennis is a great sport for keeping in shape and for developing hand; foot and eye coordination. There are many net benefits to the game so come on down and have fun.Only 1 week leftThere is only one week left to donate items for the Marion Oaks Back to School Bash. A box is located in our clubhouse to accept donations of loose leaf paper; notebooks; back packs; colored pencils; crayons; scissors; paste and pencils for the needy kids of our community. Most of these items can be purchase at the local Dollar Stores for just a dollar or two and we would really like to fill up the box to be taken over by Mary Johnson for this special event. School is the place where most of us learned our knowledge of not only the world around us, but also social skills; self esteem and respect for others. For many of us who had the necessities and tools, school was difficult enough. The children we will be helping by our donations must already deal with many disadvantages. If we can make the road to learning a little easier for them; shouldnt we? We can fill that donation box and let everyone in our community know that Cherrywood cares. Your help is greatly appreciated.In the Heat of the Night theme In the Heat of the Night is the theme for the third in our 110 Days of Summer series here at Cherrywood. CHERRYWOODCONTINUED FROM PAGE 12 Above, Laura Kane checks in travelers for Mystery Ride. PLEASESEECHERRYWOOD, PAGE14 000FLJQ Household Dispersals Tag Garage Sales E-bay Sellers Gary Wilson & Mary OBrien gwilsonsb@hotmail.com 352-861-6991 Everything Under The Sun We do the work for you. R AMUNNO L AW F IRM P A Lorenzo Ramunno, Esq. Member of Florida Bar and New York Bar 352-854-5570 www.ramunnolawfirm.com 000FLC4 Ramunno Law Firm MAIN OFFICE OFF HWY. 200 Jasmine Professional Park 7500 SW 61st Ave., #100 Ocala, FL 34476 We offer free consultations for Estate Planning Serving clients in Florida for 24 years. Call to schedule an appointment Wills and Estate Planning Probate Law Pre-Marital Agreements Trusts and Trust Administration Real Estate Contracts Powers of Attorney OCALA LOCATION 352-861-7433 8820 SW HWY. 200#A (1 Mile West of On Top Of The World) WILDWOOD LOCATION 352-748-0222 (Across from Brownwood Square & Behind OSheas Sports Pub PALM RIDGE LOCATION 352-259-8566 Off 466 Behind CVS (Golf Cart Accessible) A TEXTRON COMPANY Authorized E-Z-GO Dealer Since 1991 E-Z-GO Dealer of the Year NEW 2013 NEW 2013 E-Z-GO RXV FREEDOM 48v: A/C Drive Motor or 13 HP Gas Kawasaki Engine, Both Models Come Standard: 2 Passenger with Independent Front Suspension, Head Lights, Tail Lights, Brake Lights, Horn, Standard Canopy Top, 3Year Limited Warranty Base Price on New 2013 Gas or Electric Cars 000FJ80 www.AdvantageGolfCars.com Sales Leasing Rentals Service Parts We Service All Major Makes and Models $ 7280 OCALA LOCATION ONLY Looks Like New RECONDITIONED E-Z-GO RXVs $ 5500 +tax Reconditioned E-Z-GO, 48v: A/C Drive Motor, 2 Passenger with Independent Front Suspension, Head Lights, Brake Lights, Turn Signals, Horn, Center Mirror, Standard Canopy Top, Full Rain Enclosure, Custom Colors. PLUS choice of ONE of the following accessories FREE: Sand Bottle Cooler Side Mirrors Hair & Nails Hair & Nails FAMILY OWNED & OPERATED LOCATED IN CANOPY OAK PLAZA C ALL 237-7020 FOR APPT W ALK INS WELCOME We Would Like to Welcome Anna Our Newest Nail Tech Acrylic & Gel Colors. 2 Week Manicure Pedicure & Nail Art Where every service is an experience Where every service is an experience STUDIO 200 STUDIO 200 STUDIO 200 FULL SERVICE SALON FULL SERVICE SALON Cannot be combined with other offers. Must present coupon. Coupon Expires 8/10/13 000FMPV Acrylic Fill $ 18 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE! 000FMQY 000FMB5EW COPY Tours Tours Tours Tours Call to make a reservation for a lunch/tour. We would love to share with you what The Bridge Community is all about! We look forward to hearing from you soon. Space is limited, so make your reservations today!!! HOT TOPICS AT THE BRIDGE Tuesday, August 13th @ 2:30 p.m. THE MEDICARE MAZE Learn how to better understand Medicare eligibility and enrollment requirements, discover available resources, how to process claims, and learn about supplemental insurance. Presented by Jim Samuelson, Samuelson Personal Care, LLC. Monday, August 26th @ 2 p.m. ICE CREAM SOCIAL Join us for our monthly Ice Cream Social. Mingle with our residents and learn about all the fun things The Bridge has to offer. Dr. Fazal is pleased to be offering his pain management expertise to new clients in our area. He specializes in Anesthesiology & Pain Management and Cardiac Anesthesiology. He is board certified in anesthesiology and a member of the American Academy of Pain Management, American Society of Anesthesiologist, and Florida Society of Anesthesiologist. Dr. Fazal completed his residency at Nassau County Medical Center in East Meadow, NY and has over twelve years experience treating all chronic/sub-acute pain. Do you have chronic pain that prevents you from enjoying your favorite activities? Are you tire of suffering in silence? Do you wish your pain would disappear so you could be more active with your family and friends? If so, you have come to the right place! Depending on your level of pain and symptoms, we offer innovative and up-to-date technologies and treatment approaches. 000FLTQ Zulfiqar A. Fazal, MD (352) 732-9844 For Appointment, please call: 3 Convenient Locations: Serving Ocala: 3256 S. Pine Ave. Ocala Serving West Marion County: (TimberRidge Professional Center) 9401 SW Hwy 200, Ste 501, Ocala Serving The Villages, Lake & Sumter Counties: 848 S. Main Street, Wildwood PAIN MANAGEMENT Auto Accidents Spasticity from Disease or Injury Back Pain Causalgia Neck Pain Cervical Radiculopathy Headache Sympathetic Dystrophy Shingles Complex Regional Pain Syndrome Failed Back Syndrome Sciatica Spinal Stenosis Bone/Joint Pain Cancer Pain Ligament Pain Facial Pain Arthritis Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Fibromyalgia Phantom Limb Pain Disc problems on the Back and Neck Limb Pain from Vascular Insufficiency Chronic Pain Syndromes 000FIIH

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On Wednesday, 24 members of the Marion County German American club visited our clubhouse to share an evening of great entertainment hosted by Dick Richards; Bob Mace and the musicians of our Accordion Club. Everyone had a wonderful time listening to the many accordion players as they played solos; duets and more. The musicians range from beginners to professionally accomplished players and each brings an enthusiasm and joy to their instruments that transcend their musical talents. They are a joy to watch. Many of the students who take part in the club have just recently begun their lessons. The saying about old dogs and tricks certainly doesnt apply to these seniors who have taken up a new instrument bringing to it not only their talent and perseverance but a gusto that is truly refreshing. GA Club member Mel Rustom is one such beginner. He played several duet numbers with Dick Richards and captivated the audience. Another student, Krist Hausken played some solo numbers that were equally well received by everyone. Throughout the evening, the band comes to the front stage and jams bringing top quality music that delights the audience. On this particular night the band played a wide variety of songs ranging in styles from Mack the Knife to a sing along of When the Saints Go Marching In. Band members included drummer Dennis Forgila; Joe Tarra on the Sax; Mike Amrossio on the bass guitar; Ricky Sturtevant on trumpet with Dick Richards and Bob Mace providing the accordion accompaniment. It might be noted that both Mike Ambrossio; Dennis Forgila along with Bob and Dick are also vocalists Of course there are people dancing throughout the performances including semi-pro ball room dancers Barbara and Doug Mire. Their smooth and graceful movements across the floor seem to compliment the music while perfectly blending in with it. This gives the audience not only a listening but also a visual focus that enhances the whole atmosphere. Bob Mace with his professional style and wit closes out the last half hour or so of the night by sharing his comedy along with his accordion and vocal excellence. The crowd loves Bob and vice versa. The last event of this gala concert is the drawing for the door prize. The lucky winner was none other than Wanda Huff need I say, yet again. It seems lucky Wanda wins where ever she goes and we congratulate her on her good luck. If you havent been to the accordion club before or havent been for a few months, you are missing a really enjoyable evening of free entertainment. Make it a point to visit next month on Aug. 28 from 5:30 until 9 when the Accordion Club will again fill the clubhouse with musical excellence.Cherrywood TennisDo you play tennis? Would you like to learn? If you answered yes to either of those questions we have a great opportunity for you. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 9 a.m., our tennis players face off at the courts beside the clubhouse. Its friendly competition at a self paced speed. Beginners are welcome and patiently shown how the game is played; how to keep score and how to laugh at mistakes. You can either show up at the courts on the days specified or call Inge and Rudy Heilman at 352-873-8220 for more de-Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 13 www.smcitizen.com 12~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com Accordion Club hosts German American guests Cherrywood John Everlove PLEASESEECHERRYWOOD, PAGE13 tails. Tennis is a great sport for keeping in shape and for developing hand; foot and eye coordination. There are many net benefits to the game so come on down and have fun.Only 1 week leftThere is only one week left to donate items for the Marion Oaks Back to School Bash. A box is located in our clubhouse to accept donations of loose leaf paper; notebooks; back packs; colored pencils; crayons; scissors; paste and pencils for the needy kids of our community. Most of these items can be purchase at the local Dollar Stores for just a dollar or two and we would really like to fill up the box to be taken over by Mary Johnson for this special event. School is the place where most of us learned our knowledge of not only the world around us, but also social skills; self esteem and respect for others. For many of us who had the necessities and tools, school was difficult enough. The children we will be helping by our donations must already deal with many disadvantages. If we can make the road to learning a little easier for them; shouldnt we? We can fill that donation box and let everyone in our community know that Cherrywood cares. Your help is greatly appreciated.In the Heat of the Night theme In the Heat of the Night is the theme for the third in our 110 Days of Summer series here at Cherrywood. CHERRYWOODCONTINUED FROM PAGE 12 Above, Laura Kane checks in travelers for Mystery Ride. PLEASESEECHERRYWOOD, PAGE14 000FLJQ Household Dispersals Tag Garage Sales E-bay Sellers Gary Wilson & Mary OBrien gwilsonsb@hotmail.com 352-861-6991 Everything Under The Sun We do the work for you. R AMUNNO L AW F IRM P A Lorenzo Ramunno, Esq. Member of Florida Bar and New York Bar 352-854-5570 www.ramunnolawfirm.com 000FLC4 Ramunno Law Firm MAIN OFFICE OFF HWY. 200 Jasmine Professional Park 7500 SW 61st Ave., #100 Ocala, FL 34476 We offer free consultations for Estate Planning Serving clients in Florida for 24 years. Call to schedule an appointment Wills and Estate Planning Probate Law Pre-Marital Agreements Trusts and Trust Administration Real Estate Contracts Powers of Attorney OCALA LOCATION 352-861-7433 8820 SW HWY. 200#A (1 Mile West of On Top Of The World) WILDWOOD LOCATION 352-748-0222 (Across from Brownwood Square & Behind OSheas Sports Pub PALM RIDGE LOCATION 352-259-8566 Off 466 Behind CVS (Golf Cart Accessible) A TEXTRON COMPANY Authorized E-Z-GO Dealer Since 1991 E-Z-GO Dealer of the Year NEW 2013 NEW 2013 E-Z-GO RXV FREEDOM 48v: A/C Drive Motor or 13 HP Gas Kawasaki Engine, Both Models Come Standard: 2 Passenger with Independent Front Suspension, Head Lights, Tail Lights, Brake Lights, Horn, Standard Canopy Top, 3Year Limited Warranty Base Price on New 2013 Gas or Electric Cars 000FJ80 www.AdvantageGolfCars.com Sales Leasing Rentals Service Parts We Service All Major Makes and Models $ 7280 OCALA LOCATION ONLY Looks Like New RECONDITIONED E-Z-GO RXVs $ 5500 +tax Reconditioned E-Z-GO, 48v: A/C Drive Motor, 2 Passenger with Independent Front Suspension, Head Lights, Brake Lights, Turn Signals, Horn, Center Mirror, Standard Canopy Top, Full Rain Enclosure, Custom Colors. PLUS choice of ONE of the following accessories FREE: Sand Bottle Cooler Side Mirrors Hair & Nails Hair & Nails FAMILY OWNED & OPERATED LOCATED IN CANOPY OAK PLAZA C ALL 237-7020 FOR APPT W ALK INS WELCOME We Would Like to Welcome Anna Our Newest Nail Tech Acrylic & Gel Colors. 2 Week Manicure Pedicure & Nail Art Where every service is an experience Where every service is an experience STUDIO 200 STUDIO 200 STUDIO 200 FULL SERVICE SALON FULL SERVICE SALON Cannot be combined with other offers. Must present coupon. Coupon Expires 8/10/13 000FMPV Acrylic Fill $ 18 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE! 000FMQY 000FMB5EW COPY Tours Tours Tours Tours Call to make a reservation for a lunch/tour. We would love to share with you what The Bridge Community is all about! We look forward to hearing from you soon. Space is limited, so make your reservations today!!! HOT TOPICS AT THE BRIDGE Tuesday, August 13th @ 2:30 p.m. THE MEDICARE MAZE Learn how to better understand Medicare eligibility and enrollment requirements, discover available resources, how to process claims, and learn about supplemental insurance. Presented by Jim Samuelson, Samuelson Personal Care, LLC. Monday, August 26th @ 2 p.m. ICE CREAM SOCIAL Join us for our monthly Ice Cream Social. Mingle with our residents and learn about all the fun things The Bridge has to offer. Dr. Fazal is pleased to be offering his pain management expertise to new clients in our area. He specializes in Anesthesiology & Pain Management and Cardiac Anesthesiology. He is board certified in anesthesiology and a member of the American Academy of Pain Management, American Society of Anesthesiologist, and Florida Society of Anesthesiologist. Dr. Fazal completed his residency at Nassau County Medical Center in East Meadow, NY and has over twelve years experience treating all chronic/sub-acute pain. Do you have chronic pain that prevents you from enjoying your favorite activities? Are you tire of suffering in silence? Do you wish your pain would disappear so you could be more active with your family and friends? If so, you have come to the right place! Depending on your level of pain and symptoms, we offer innovative and up-to-date technologies and treatment approaches. 000FLTQ Zulfiqar A. Fazal, MD (352) 732-9844 For Appointment, please call: 3 Convenient Locations: Serving Ocala: 3256 S. Pine Ave. Ocala Serving West Marion County: (TimberRidge Professional Center) 9401 SW Hwy 200, Ste 501, Ocala Serving The Villages, Lake & Sumter Counties: 848 S. Main Street, Wildwood PAIN MANAGEMENT Auto Accidents Spasticity from Disease or Injury Back Pain Causalgia Neck Pain Cervical Radiculopathy Headache Sympathetic Dystrophy Shingles Complex Regional Pain Syndrome Failed Back Syndrome Sciatica Spinal Stenosis Bone/Joint Pain Cancer Pain Ligament Pain Facial Pain Arthritis Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Fibromyalgia Phantom Limb Pain Disc problems on the Back and Neck Limb Pain from Vascular Insufficiency Chronic Pain Syndromes 000FIIH

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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 11 www.smcitizen.com 14~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com St. Jude Catholic CommunityThe Bereavement Group for those grieving the loss of a loved one will meet on Tuesdays, Aug. 13 and 27. Meetings are open to anyone in the community with a need to share their feelings of grief. If you plan to attend, please call the church office at 352-347-0154 prior to the meetings. Creole Masses for the Haitians in our community are usually celebrated every second and fourth Sunday of the month at 5 p.m. However, in August there will be only one Mass on Aug. 25. Classes for Spanish as a second language are now in recess for the summer months and will resume in September. LifeLong Religious Education classes begin in August. Parents wishing to register their children for the 2013-2014 term should do so as soon as possible. Sunday classes begin Aug. 25 and Wednesday Sacramental classes start at 5:30 p.m. on Aug. 28. The Feast of the Assumption of Mary, a holy day of obligation, is being celebrated on Thursday, Aug. 15. Masses will be at 8 a.m. and 7 p.m.Congregation Beth Israel of OcalaCongregation Beth Israel of Ocala announces its schedule of services for the High Holidays 2013 / 5774. All services will be led by rabbinical intern, Hannah Spiro, a student from the Reconstructionist Rabbinical College. Erev Rosh Hashanah services will begin at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 4 followed by light refreshments. First day Rosh Hashanah services on Sept. 5, will begin at 10 a.m. and will be held at Stone Creek Grille in Ocala followed by a light lunch. Reservations are required. Please contact Sonia 352-307-3662) or Estelle (353861-2542). Taschlich will follow after the lunch at Sholom Park in Ocala. Kol Nidre services on Sept. 13 will begin at 7:30 p.m. and Yom Kippur morning services on Sept. 14 will begin at 10 a.m. There will be an afternoon study session starting at 4 p.m. with Yiskor memorial prayers at 4:30 p.m. Closing prayers will begin at 5 p.m. with break the fast to follow. All services are held at the Collins Center, 9401 State Road 200 in Ocala, except for Rosh Hashanah day which will be held at the Stone Creek Grille. All are welcome and families are encouraged to attend. The Yiskor service is open to non-members. Membership in the congregation is required to attend services and a limited one-month option is available for $100 per person. For further information contact Judi Siegal, copresident at 352-237-8277 or bethisraelocala@embarqmail.com or visit our website bethisraelocala.org. Congregation Beth Israel is a liberal, progressive, inclusive community affiliated with the Jewish Recontructionist Movement.Joy Evangelical Lutheran ChurchJoy Evangelical Lutheran Church is opening its doors in September to bring to the community a comprehensive Sunday school with a classroom that will captivate pre-kindergarten (age 34) up to grade 6 with key stories from the Old and New Testament as they journey through the Bible exploring a curriculum that has three flexible models: classroom, lectionary and workshop activities. Parents wanting to register their children for this program should contact the church office prior to Aug. 15 between the hours of 8:30 a.m. and 4 p.m. and leave their name and address. An informational meeting for parents regarding this Sunday School program will be held on Thursday, Aug. 15 at 7 p.m. in the church sanctuary. Joy Lutheran Church is at 7045 S.W. 83rd Place at State Road 200, Ocala. Phone is 352-854-4509 ext. 221.Temple Bnai Darom Temple Bnai Darom, 49 Banyan Course, Ocala, is offering complimentary tickets to High Holiday services conducted by Rabbi Harold Jaye, beginning with Erev Rosh Hashanah services at 7:30 p.m., Wednesday, Sept. 4. To receive your complimentary tickets, please call Dorothy Howard at 352687-1799 or e-mail tbdvp1@centurylink.net including your name, address, e-mail address, phone number and the number of tickets needed. Additional services begin Rosh Hashanah morning, Sept. 5 at 10 a.m. Yom Kippur Eve (Kol Nidre) services begin 7:30 p.m., Friday, Sept. 13. Yom Kippur morning services start 10 a.m., Saturday, Sept. 14. Concluding services including Yiskor begin at 4 p.m. on Saturday afternoon.Crossroads Church of GodBack To School Bash This event will take place on Aug. 3 from 6:30 to 9 p.m. The bash is designed to assist parents and children to prepare for the return to school by providing various supplies needed by the students. Just show up at CCOG parking lot early. There will be some recreation and refreshments will also be available. For more details contact Carmen Colon at 352-291-2080. Crossroads Church of Gods 6th anniversary, Aug. 4, marks the sixth year that Bishop Paul and Melissa Woosley have served as spiritual leaders of the CCOG congregation. Bishop Paul Woosley presents the message, but first Melissa leads the congregation in praise and worship. The celebration will be at all services on Sunday, Aug. 4, at the 9 a.m. and 11 a.m. services as well as the 6 p.m. service. All are encouraged to come and bring a friend. The church is at 8070 S.W. 60th Ave. RELIGIONCONTINUED FROM PAGE 10 PLEASESEERELIGION, PAGE17 These events are always well received and a great time for all who attend the free dinner dance. This events menu includes an open face turkey sandwich with all the fixings and if past experience is any indication, you know it will be delicious. Following the meal, Richard Becotte will crank up the tunes on his stereo system for the listening and dancing pleasure of all. Jay OHern and the Social Committee will be serving the food and dispensing the drinks. Theres no doubt that they will be trying to set a new record for speed and efficiency in service trying to top last months event. Naturally there will be door prizes and 50/50 drawings adding to the excitement and fun. Bring you own drinks or enjoy the lemonade and iced tea provided. This event, as all the 100 Days of Summer programs, is sponsored by Chris and Mario Zacco of Cherrywood Property Management so its free to our residents. All you have to do is get your tickets from Geri in the office and then plan to share an evening of fun with your friends and neighbors. Good food; good music; good times and all for free. See you at Summer Fest, August 19 at 5 p.m.CERT TrainingThere is still time to sign up for the Community Emergency Response Team training provided by the Marion County Sheriffs Office. Classes begin on Sept. 5 at 692 N.W. 30th Ave. in Ocala. Classes consist of 8 sessions; one per week for eight weeks. Afternoon classes run from 1 until 3:30 and evening classes from 6:30 until 9. Classes run concurrently and can be mixed to suit the individual volunteers schedule. Caution, only one class can be missed entirely and some classes are mandatory. These classes are free but students must be registered in order to participate. In addition, only 20 seats are available for each class so signing up quickly would be a good idea. The deadline for registration is Aug. 17 so contact our own Dave Siegel at 352-390-3325 or Bob Conn at 352-8120853. We have several Cherrywood residents already signed up to take part so you will know someone in the class and will be able to share the experience with friends. Classes include communication; first aid; CPR; damage assessment and triage. Many other areas of study are included and so this training will not only help you and your family but will allow you to be a part of a life saving team. Should natural disasters strike we will need all the help we can get. CERT provides this vital emergency service in the event of a tornado; hurricane; fire or other catastrophic event. Bridge ClubDo you play Bridge? Join others who share the same interest by joining our newly formed Bridge Club. You can contact Ozzie at 352-390-3115 to sign up. 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 15 www.smcitizen.com 10~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com bad trade-offs are avoided, or at least quickly corrected if they are made. If steel is being used to make one product when consumers are demanding something else, the competitive entrepreneurial process sees to it that steel will be redirected. No corresponding process exists in the political realm. It contains no incentives to look out for the consumers welfare. Instead, we have political theater and value destruction. This would be bad enough, but its actually worse. What government does with the stolen resources typically makes it harder for us to use the remaining resources productively. Uncertainty about future taxation and regulation, for example, increases the risk of investment and hence reduces it. An indispensable prerequisite of economic well-being is humility on the part of politicians. How about it, President Obama?Sheldon Richman is vice president and editor at The Future of Freedom Foundation in Fairfax, Va. (www.fff.org). RICHMANCONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 Christs Church of Marion CountySunday, Aug. 4: Sunday School, 9:30 a.m. Worship Service, 10:30 a.m. Pack the pantry Sunday. Tuesday, Aug. 6: Womens Crafts, 9 a.m. Wednesday, Aug. 7: Bible Study, 7 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 8: Prayer and Praise Group Ministry Meeting, 9 a.m. Christs Church of Marion County, 6768 S.W. 80th St. (off State Road 200), Ocala, 352-861-6182, http://www.ccomc.org.Friendship Baptist ChurchSunday services at Friendship Baptist Church Aug. 4 begin with Sunday School at 9:30 a.m. Studying Gods Sovereignty Mans Leadership 1 Samuel; 2 Samuel 1-4; 1 Chronicles 1-10, the Adult classes are taught by Bill Wallett in the auditorium and the Ladies Class, in the Fellowship Hall, taught by Linda Brown. At the 10:45 a.m. Morning Worship Service the FBC choir will be singing song, Just Wait Till He Stands Up. Pastor Randall Brown will be bringing the morning message; a message of hope and encouragement during these troubling times. The Sunday Evening Worship and Bible Study begins at 6 p.m. FBC also meets on Wednesday night at 7 p.m. for Bible Study and Prayer. All are welcome to attend. Friendship Baptist Church is at 9510 S.W. 105th St., off of Highway 200. The church phone is 352237-2640 or you can find us on the web: www.friendshipbaptistocala.org. Religion PLEASESEERELIGION, PAGE11 bers. Bridge is an exciting card game that has been played for centuries and challenges the players strategy and skills. Of course as in all card games, what is dealt has a great deal to do with the individuals success also. Beginners will find this game interesting and fun to learn. There will be many patient and helpful individuals to teach and help players improve their game. If this group as half as much fun as the Cribbage Club, it will be a joy to all its members.Attention VendorsOn Oct. 12, the Cherrywood Craft Show is coming to our clubhouse. This event is open to the entire Marion County community and is always a great success. If you are a vendor you will want to contact Geri in the office to reserve your space on the floor of this spectacular event. Our Quilting Club is making a special donation this year along with their display of the artistic and beautifully intricate work that they do. Other items include but arent limited to custom made stationary; wind chimes; floral arrangements; jewelry; painted eggs; and numerous other hand crafted items. Refreshments will be served by our Activities Committee headed by Eve Houghtaling so you know this is going to be a fun happening. If you would like to have a display at this well trafficked show, call Geri at 352-237-1675 today. If you are not a vendor and just want a unique shopping experience, mark your calendar for Oct. 12 from 9 a.m. until 2 p.m. Youll be happy you did. NewcomersIf you are new to the Cherrywood community you will not want to miss the coffee hour sponsored by the Cherrywood Welcoming Committee on Aug. 24 at 9 a.m. Many of the leaders of our community and representatives of various clubs and organizations come out to personally welcome our new residents and introduce themselves. Dont worry; this is not a high pressure situation where you will be asked to do anything. Contrary to that atmosphere, this low keyed informal gathering merely lets the new residents get to know some of the people; learn about the activities and receive helpful information about Cherrywood; Ocala and Marion County. In addition to free coffee and pastries, the new comers are given maps; helpful tips; places to see and services that are available. Youll learn about the location of hospitals; libraries; community services; utilities and the like. If you are new to Cherrywood, please contact Geri and let her know that you will be attending this friendly meet and greet session. You can reach Geri at 352237-1675 during business hours. You wont want to miss out on this informative and fun experience.AARP driving classesOn Sept. 9 and 12, the AARP will sponsor a Safe Driving for Seniors class here at Cherrywood. Professional instructors will provide tips and ideas; methods and practices that will enhance the driving skills of seniors as they face the challenges of aging. This worthwhile class will run from 9 until noon each of the two days. Upon completion the student will receive a certificate that might very result in a reduction of car insurance rates. Contact your insurance agent to see just how much you might save by taking this class. Even if you dont get a great rate break from your insurance, you will fell more confident and more ready for the challenges of driving in Ocala; or any place else for that matter. You may learn something that will save your life or the life of someone else. Rates for the class are just $12 for AARP members and $14 for non-members. Seating is limited so be sure to reserve your place right away. Call Geri at 352-237-1675 today to make sure you have a place in this excellent class.Flu shotsOn Friday, Sept. 6, be at the clubhouse to get your flu shots. VaxCare will be on site from 1 until 3 p.m. to administer the shots that are highly recommend for most seniors. You dont want to miss out on any of the fun activities here at Cherrywood by being down with the flu so think about making an appointment or just stopping in and take advantage of this service. In most cases, your doctor will recommend that you get a flu shot but it is always best to check with your physician before doing anything of this nature. If you are on certain meds or getting treatments for some other condition, the flu shot may not be for you so check it out. For most of us however Flu shots are the most effective way to stop this serious and sometimes fatal disease from hitting us. Dont forget to call Geri to get your name on the list. CHERRYWOODCONTINUED FROM PAGE 14 PLEASESEESTORY, PAGE17 7768 SW Hwy. 200, Ocala (352) 237-4633 www.countrysideocala.org Welcome to Countryside Presbyterian Church (USA) Sunday Worship 10:30 am Nursery provided Pastor Gary O. Marshall Inspiring Traditional Worship 000FB8V 000FBFM College Road Baptist Church 5010 SW College Road, Ocala, FL (352) 237-5741 Rev. Alan Cotney, Pastor Rev. Jeff Rountree, Minister of Worship Rev. Rob Loy, Jr., Student Minister Jason Kaminski, Childrens Minister Trina Loy, Preschool Director Holding Forth the Word of Life...JESUS Sunday Worship Services 8:00, 9:30 & 11:00 am 9:30 & 11:00 Sunday School Wednesday 6:30 PM Children/Student Ministries 6:30 PM Mid-Week Bible Study www.collegeroad.org 000EAHZ 8070 SW 60th Ave. Ocala, FL 34476 352-291-2080 SERVICES HOURS Sunday 9am, 11am, 6pm 1:30 Spanish Service Tuesday 7pm Spanish Service Wednesday Night 7pm Youth 7pm Friday 7pm Spanish Service Nursery available Catch our events & sermons at www.crossroadscog.net WE WELCOME ALL! Bishop Paul Woosley 000FC0D 9330 SW 105th St., Ocala, FL 34481 854-9550 www.ocalawestumc.com 100th Ave. SW 105th St SW 110th St 484 Marion Oaks Library SW 103rd St Pine Run OTOW 80th Ave. 60th Ave. 49th Ave. Oak Run 200 484 A Place for You... Rev. Alan Jefferson No matter what your age is, no matter where You come from, no matter who you are, There is a place for you at Ocala West UMC Children & Youth Ministries Traditional Worship 8:00 & 11:00 A.M. Casual & Contemporary 9:30 A.M. 000EX01 Sunday Bible Study 9:30 a.m. Worship Service 10:30 a.m. Wednesday Bible Study 7:00 p.m. Pastor: Matt Hunt Assoc. Pastor Kevin Hunt (Independent) 6158 SW Hwy. 200 Jasmine Plaza Ocala, FL 34476 873-4705 000EF7P 4800 SW 20th St Ocala, FL 34474 352-237-5611 www.bereanbaptist.net Berean Baptist Church Independent Fundamental Dr. Mike Patton Pastor Sunday Bible Study 9:45am Sunday Worship 10:45am & 6:00pm Wednesday Bible Study 7:00pm Assistive Listening System Nursery provided for all services 000EWMZ 489-2685 Holy Faith Episcopal Church 19924 W. Blue Cove Dr. Dunnellon T HE R EV J. J AMES G ERHART Summer Service 9:00 AM Healing Service 1st Sunday Every Month Following 9:00 AM Service CR 484 SR 200 Holy Faith Rainbow River Blue Cove holyfaithepiscopal@att.net 000FB83 A Progressive Community of Faith in the Heart of Central Florida Sunday Worship 10:30 am Adult Bible Discussion 12:00 Noon God is still speaking, Jesus didnt reject people. Neither do we. First Congregational United Church of Christ 7171 SW SR 200, Ocala, FL 352-237-3035 uccocala.org Dr. H.W. McSwain, Jr., Pastor Maranatha Baptist Church 347-5683 www.maranathabaptistc.org Sunday School . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9:30 A.M. Sunday Services . . . . . . . . . . 10:45 A.M. & 6:00 P.M. Sunday AWANA (Aug.-May) . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6:00 P.M. Wednesday Bible Study/Prayer Meeting . . . . 6:45 P.M. Pastor Bill Fortune 000FG63 PREACHING THE TRUTH IN LOVE 525 Marion Oaks Trail, Ocala 484 484 Exit 341 SW 49TH AVE. MARION OAKS PASS MARION OAKS TRAIL 200 484 MARION OAKS COURSE I-75 9524 S.W. 105th St., Ocala 237-2640 Sunday Sunday School . . . . . 9:30 a.m. Morning Worship . . 10:45 a.m. Evening Worship . . . . . . 6 p.m. Wednesday Bible Study . . . . . . . . . . 7 p.m. Youth Alive . . . . . . . . . . 7 p.m. Friendship Baptist Church A Place of New Spiritual Beginnings 000EX0Y Pastor Randy & Linda Brown Located a mile west of SR 200 at 10260 SW 110th Street (turn west across from the entrance to Oak Run) Expository Bible Teaching Traditional Services Sunday Worship at 10:00 AM Wednesday Bible Study 6:30 PM 000EF7D Community Church TIMBER RIDGE Wil Clawson Pastor Teacher 000ET88 Southwest Christian Church We are a traditional worshiping church 9045 SW 60th Ave. Ocala, FL 34476 352-861-9080 Sunday Services Sunday School 9:30 am Worship Service 10:30 am & 6:00 pm Wednesday Services Bible Studies 7:00 pm Peter Bunch Minister Music Director Evangelical Lutheran Church joyocala@embarqmail.com Edward Holloway, Pastor 7045 SW 83rd Pl., Ocala (352) 854-4509 Nursery Provided 000EB3M Sunday Worship 10:00 am Wednesday Evening Worship 6:45 pm German Language Worship 1st. Sunday of each month 3:00 pm 000F000 352-861-6182 www.ccomc.org S UNDAY S ERVICES Sunday School . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9:30 am Worship Service . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10:30 am W EEKLY A CTIVITIES Wednesday Bible Study . . . . . . . . . 7:00 pm S ENIOR P ASTOR D AVID B ELLOWS 6768 SW 80th Street Ocala, Fl 34476 Our Redeemer Lutheran Church LC-MS 5200 S.W. State Road 200 1 3 / 4 Miles West of I-75 Worship Service 8:00 & 11:00 AM Bible Class & Sunday School 9:30 AM Pastor Joe Adams 237-2233 Sharing the Joy of Jesus Christ! 000EOLQ Wesleyan-Holiness Tradition OCALA WEST CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE Teaching the Bible as Gods Word to produce Christ-followers! S undays: Sunday School . . . . . . 9:15 A.M. Morning Worship . . . . 10:30 A.M. Worship . . . . . . . . . . . . 6:00 P.M. Childrens Bible Quizzing 6:00 P.M. Wednesday Evenings Adult Bible Study . . . . . 6:00 P.M. Pastor Curt Dowling 5884 SW 60th Ave. (Airport Rd.) 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 9 www.smcitizen.com 16~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com ARIES (March 21 to April 19) A longtime situation starts to move into a new phase. The question for the uncertain Lamb right now is whether to move with it. Facts emerge by midmonth to help you decide. TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) A talent for organizing your priorities allows the Divine Bovine to enjoy a busy social life and not miss a beat in meeting all workplace and/or family commitments. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) What began as a dubious undertaking has now become one of your favorite projects. Your enthusiasm for it rallies support from other doubters-turnedbelievers. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Accept the help of friends to get you through an unexpectedly difficult situation. Therell be time enough later to investigate how all this could have happened so fast. LEO (July 23 to Aug. 22) Change is a major factor for the Big Cat through midmonth. Be prepared to deal with it on a number of levels, including travel plans and workplace situations. VIRGO (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22) You might not like all the changes that have begun to take place around you. But try to find something positive in at least some of them that you can put to good use. LIBRA (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) A family members unsettling experience could create more problems if its not handled with care and love. And whos the best one to offer all that? You, of course. SCORPIO (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21) It might not be the right time for you to start a new venture. But its a good time to start gathering facts and figures so youll be set when the GO! sign lights up. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) The sagacious Sagittarius should have no trouble deciding between those who can and those who cannot be trusted to carry out a workplace commitment. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19) Surprise, surprise. It looks as if that one person you once thought you could never hope to win over to your side suddenly just might choose to join you. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18) You might have to set aside your pride for now and accept a change that isnt to your advantage. Cheer up. Therell be time later to turn this around in your favor. PISCES (Feb. 19 to March 20) Your creative self emerges as dominant through midmonth. This should help you restart that writing or arts project youve left on the shelf for far too long. BORN THIS WEEK: You have a way of encouraging others by example to come out from the shadows and enjoy life to According to my calculations, summer is half over. I am not quite sure how this came about but the calendar has never lied to me before. It has confused me and taunted me but it has never lied to me. Looking at my calendar I can see no lazy days of summer noted anywhere in the foreseeable future. I am not sure if this is an oversight on my part and that I should have at least penciled in one lazy day of summer or if those lazy days of summer are a thing of the past. I sure hope it is not the latter. I can hardly imagine a world without any lazy days of summer. It just would not be summer in my opinion. This probably is the price people pay for getting old. When I was young most of my summer was filled with lazy days where I practiced the fine art of doing nothing. Oh how I yearn for the return of those good old days of yesteryear. Someone once told me, Sonny, dont ever grow old. At the time, I did not know what he meant. I assumed he was referring to his loss of hair or arthritis in his joints or forgetting things. I thought that was what it meant to grow old. He meant nothing of the sort. Now that I am old, I understand exactly what he was warning. There is no doubt in my mind; he was bemoaning the fact that his lazy days were gone. Perhaps, he was envious of the fact that at the time I had loads and loads of lazy days on my hands. I did not know just how rich I was. Now I do, but it is too late. Where have all those lazy days gone? I was whining about this to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage hoping to get some empathy at least. Instead of sympathizing with me, all she did was look at me and say in that tone of voice that I know so well, You just want an excuse to do nothing. To which I replied most sharply, I dont need an excuse to do nothing, all I need is an opportunity. Thinking about what I said I discovered there was more wisdom in that one sentence than anything else I have ever said. I had to sit in the corner for a few moments recovering from the shock of saying something with wisdom in it. I probably say many things with wisdom in it without even thinking. In fact, I am good at saying many things without thinking. Although I may not be good at a wide variety of things, I have mastered the art of doing nothing. I can do nothing better than I can do anything. Of course, I do not have too many opportunities to do anything; I have more opportunities to do nothing. If I had my choice, I would rather do nothing than anything. My philosophy is simply this, why be good at nothing and not put it to good use? I have invested a lot of time and energy into doing nothing and I am concerned that not having an opportunity to do nothing I might forget the finesse associated with that art. I do not get a chance very often to do nothing so I am anxious to practice the skills associated with nothing. In this regard, my calendar has not been very cooperative. Where are those lazy days of summer where I can do nothing? Not only has my calendar not been cooperative but also my wife has been the epitome of obstruction in this pursuit of mine. Just when I think a lazy day is looming on the horizon, she comes up with something for me to do. Even though all I wanted to do was nothing, she insists that I do her something. Either I do her something or else. I do not want to do her or else for nothing. Those lazy days of summer were the perfect opportunity to perfect the fine art of doing nothing. Regretfully I have to honestly face the fact that those times are far behind me. No more lazy days of summer for me. At least not as many as there used to be. The old preacher in Ecclesiastes was right when he said, To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: (Ecclesiastes 3:1 KJV). I can look back with a sense of satisfaction and know that when I did have those lazy days of summer I put them to good use and developed skill in doing nothing. I know before me are some days when I will not have the strength or energy to do anything, then my ability to do nothing will come in good use. I think it is quite important to live in the time at hand. The apostle Paul understood this when he wrote, And that, knowing the time, that now it is high time to awake out of sleep: for now is our salvation nearer than when we believed. (Romans 13:11 KJV). Now that I am older, (and whos to say how much older I will get) I can say with a good deal of expertise, never grow old. By that I mean, never forget those lazy days of summer. Whatever happened to those lazy days of summer? Out to Pastor Rev. James Snyder 000EL19 The Truesdell Professional Building 200 N.W. 52nd Avenue Ocala, Fl 34482 KELLEAN K. TRUESDELL, J.D., LLM Attorney & Counselor at Law (352) 873-4141 or KelleanTruesdell.com My Florida Estate Planning Workshop is available any day at any hour. Wills, Living Trusts, Financial and Medical Powers of Attorney, Probate, Medicaid, Long-Term Care, Asset Protection, Federal Death Tax Minimization, Trust Administration, Elder Law and Personal LifeCare Services. John M. 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 17 www.smcitizen.com TO ADVERTISECall854-3986 ADVERTISING 8~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com BY SHELDON RICHMAN Special to the CitizenPresident Obama is again turning his attention to the elusive economic recovery. His pivot will be for naught, however, as long as he continues to ignore two important points: first, government is a major squanderer of scarce resources, and second, its regulations are impediments to saving and investment. We live in a world of scarcity. At any given time our ends outnumber the means to achieve them. Hence we economize so that we can achieve as many of our ends as possible. Resources, labor, and time devoted to one purpose cant also be used for other purposes, and the alternative forgone is the true cost of any action. We individually choose among competing ends after assessing the trade-offs, because we dont want inadvertently to give up something we prefer in exchange for something we dont value as much. The marketplace, when its free of government privilege and regulation, lets us accomplish this to a remarkable degree. In doing so, it raises our living standards and creates an orderly environment, thanks to the price system, which coordinates and facilitates our plans. Government throws this process out of whack. When politicians forcibly extract resources from us (through taxation) and borrow, they leave us less with which we can improve our lives through entrepreneurship, business formation, and the like. But, you may ask, arent the politicians projects worthwhile? Actually, many government projects are of zero value or worse. The costly global empire is beyond useless: it endangers us. Other projects might be useful, but and this is key we cant be sure, because they are not subject to the market test. If a private entrepreneur acquires resources in a quest for profit, she must create value for consumers or she will fail. The markets profit-and-loss test will see to that. That test is administered by countless millions of consumers who are free to take or leave what the entrepreneur offers. This test is relayed back to the investors who lend money to entrepreneurs for productive ventures. They know that if the entrepreneur fails, they will also suffer losses. So they must scrutinize projects in terms of their potential, ultimately, to please free consumers. The upshot is that consumers uncoerced actions signal (through prices and profit/loss) what pleases them and what does not. Suppliers must pay heed or face bankruptcy. This explains why markets, when not burdened by government privileges and arbitrary rules, work so well to raise living standards. Note how government projects differ essentially from market projects. Politicians and bureaucrats obtain their money through force, not consensual mutual exchange. (What happens if you tell the IRS you dont want to purchase its services?) Even the money obtained through voluntary loans is expected to be repaid with the taxpayers money. Its taxation all the way down. Moreover, government services are not offered in a competitive market where consumers are free to take them or leave them. Since were forced to pay a monopoly provider regardless of whether we want the services, at the point of delivery they appear to be free. You cant opt out of paying for free public schools even if you dont want to use them. Everyone pays into Social Security, a (meager) pension plan, under threat of force. In other words, government services are not true services in the market sense because they face no market test from consumers free to withhold their money without penalty. The market test assures that Those of you who read my ramblings regularly (Im hoping there are at least a few of you) know that I have one basic philosophy about travel. If I dont drive, I dont go. Flying is completely out of the question. Over the past couple of weeks the national news has been filled with accidents on the roads involving some sort of mass transportation, making a person wonder if its safe to travel anywhere except by your own car. The biggest was the train wreck in Spain. The video, which you have undoubtedly seen as many times as I have, shows the train making a left-hand curve at a high rate of speed, leaving the tracks and roaring along on its side. There were many fatalities in the crash. The driver is under investigation. Funny thing, Ive only been on a train once in my adult life. It was a ride from Palatka to Lakeland to pick up a car to drive back. Actually, I kind of liked it, and wondered if somewhere, sometime, I could take an overnight train ride somewhere. Now Im not so sure. I do remember, as a child, spending a day with my dad in the summer while he worked. At that time he was a pharmaceutical company rep, you know, those guys who come into a doctors office and go back to see the doctor despite a waiting room full of patients. We lived in New Jersey and his territory was New York City, so we took the train to Hoboken and then the 42nd Street ferry over to Manhattan. In those days, I didnt mind a train or boat ride. Back to todays problems: There was a bus crash in Indiana, where a youth church group was returning from a camp. As the bus left the Interstate and was on the exit ramp just a few blocks from the church, it bounced around and overturned, killing three people, including a youth pastor and his pregnant wife. It made for a tough Sunday at that church. The driver says the brakes failed. Then there were the boaters on the Hudson River in New York, near the Tappan Zee Bridge. A boat load of people smashed into a barge, killing two, including a woman who was to be married in two weeks and the scheduled best man at the wedding. Her fianc and others on the boat survived. The boat driver has already been charged with vehicular manslaughter, as officials say he was possibly drunk. And theres more. In Italy on Monday, a tour bus went off the side of a road and into a ravine, killing 38 people (the count at this writing). In Arizona over the weekend, a tour bus with 33 people aboard was swept away by flood waters and knocked on its side, but all 33 people were able to climb out of windows and get to shore. The driver reportedly tried to drive through the area even though flood warnings had been posted. The group was coming back from the Grand Canyon. Lets not forget a couple of airplane accidents. In San Francisco, a plane from Asia came up short and crashed at the end of the runway. Three people were killed, including one on the ground who was struck by an emergency vehicle (if that sounds familiar, someone was injured at the Blue Rhino explosion in Lake County this week when they were struck while running from the blast). Also, there was the Southwest Airlines jet that landed nose first at LaGuardia Airport in New York. No one was serious injured in that one. This has not been a great few weeks for mass transportation. So the next time we go somewhere and I tell you I want to drive, youll know why. Whenever I go somewhere in a vehicle, my advertising slogan is going to be Leave the driving to me.Jim Clark is editor of the South Marion Citizen. PUBLISHER: GERRY MULLIGANREGIONALMANAGER: JOHN PROVOSTEDITOR: JIM CLARK Citizen The opinions expressed in South Marion Citizen editorials are the opinions of the editorial board of the newspaper.Viewpoints depicted in political cartoons, columns or letters do not necessarily represent the opinion of the editorial board.Groups or individuals are invited to express their opinions in letters to the editor and guest columns.Persons wishing to contact the editor should call 8543986.All letters must be signed and include a phone number and community name, including letters sent via e-mail. Names and communities will be printed; phone numbers will not be published or given out.We reserve the right to edit letters for length, libel, fairness and good taste. Not all contributions are printed.Letters longer than 550 words may be regarded as columns and printed on a space-available basis, and writers will be limited to one contribution per month. The deadline is one week prior to each Fridays issue.Send letters to: The South Marion Citizen Editor, 8810 S.W. State Road 200, suite 103, Ocala, FL 34481; or e-mail editor@smcitizen.com. The voters of Florida made it a little harder, several years ago, to amend the states Constitution. To be sure, there are still amendments constantly being proposed and being put on the ballot, but now it takes a 60 percent approval vote to get them passed. This all came about after an amendment was passed to protect pregnant pigs. Whats that, you ask? Yes, pregnant pigs. If you werent here then, were not going to even attempt to explain it to you. That means that even if the majority of Florida voters want to change something, they still have to muster a super majority to get it enacted. Even with that in mind, we have a few that we would like to see on the ballot. Save our Summers (SOS). That was the title of an amendment passed some years ago that said school could not start until two weeks before Labor Day, or later. But there were loopholes, and some counties have found excuses to get around the will of the people (including some neighboring counties). So we propose a new law: Public school classes may not start until the day after Labor Day. Period. No exceptions. That way we can save our summers and spare drivers by giving them two fewer weeks of school zones and buses. No budget, no laws. The only thing state legislators are mandated to do is pass a budget. So how about this. No legislation may be discussed or voted upon by either the House or the Senate until a budget is adopted. That way we wont get a budget rammed down our throats at the end of the session. Lights on all the time. There are all sorts of laws as to when you have to have your headlights on in your car, such as up to one-half hour after sunrise, one-half hour before sunset, when its raining, etc. How about this? Headlights must be on at all times when a vehicle is moving. That takes the guesswork out of when you flip that switch. Get in trouble, no scholarship. Anyone on scholarship to a public college or university (athletic or academic) will have that scholarship suspended upon their arrest. If charges are dropped or the person is found not guilty, it will be restored retroactively. Any other outcome, pleading guilty or no contest, etc., will result in the scholarship being revoked. Appoint all school superintendents. What would happen if we elected the president of the U.S., but also elected the Secretary of State, Attorney General, etc. Each would be running his own show without fear of being removed, except by the voters every four years. Here is Marion were lucky, we havent had a major problem. But neighboring counties have, especially Levy a few years ago when the super fired a popular football coach and the School Board was powerless to reverse him. Put safeguards in so that current elected superintendents couldnt be forced from office before the end of their terms, so there would be no vindictiveness in the vote. But an appointed superintendent works better. Thats just a few of the changes we have in mind. Think we have a chance? We dont either. S UTH MARION In a free society a community newspaper must be a forum for community opinion. Opinion OUR VIEW COMMENTARY Lets propose some amendments Transportation wrecks cause concern The economics lesson Obama needs to learn READER OPINIONS INVITED Jim Clark Editor Please use our e-mail editor@smcitizen.com PLEASESEERICHMAN, PAGE10 Maranatha Baptist Awana news: After the summer break, the AWANA (Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed) program is scheduled to start up the Sunday after school starts which will be Aug. 25. It is held each Sunday evening from 6 to 7:30 p.m. for children ages 4 to 18. The program is under the direction of Commander Chris Bailey and Vanessa Bailey. They want to share the love of Christ. AWANA is an exciting program of Christian learning and games of competition with awards. AWANA is an ongoing program and registration is always open. For further information, please call 352-347-5683. Awana back-to-school celebration: Maranatha Baptist Church is inviting all AWANA children and their friends who do not have a church home to a Back to School Celebration at the Church on Saturday, Aug. 24 from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. There will be a barbecue and games outside and in the fellowship hall. Please call the Church at 352-347-5683 for further information. Continuing programs for young people: We have a place for every child here at Maranatha Baptist! For our kids from kindergarten to grade 5, we have our Kidz Connect ministry. We meet once a month on the second Friday at 6 p.m. at the church. For students from grade 6 to grade 12, we have our teen mininistry Tranzformers, which meets on the third Friday each month at 6 p.m. at the church. Each ministry combines fun, connecting with others and ultimately connecting with the God who created them. Come check us out! Be sure to call the church at 352-347-5683 with any questions. Pastor Mike Swingle will be starting up the Youth Bible Study (L.I.G.H.T.) each Wednesday evening at 6:45 beginning the first Wednesday night after school starts (Aug. 21). This is held at the church for grades 5 through 12. Also, on Wednesday beginning at 6:45 p.m. at the church there will be a program for the small children, ages 4 to grade 5 beginning the first Wednesday night after school starts (Aug. 21). Pastor Mike Swingle, the youth pastor, has planned many activities for young people. Maranatha Baptist Church is at 525 Marion Oaks Trail in Marion Oaks. Please call 352-3475683 for further information and directions to the church. RELIGIONCONTINUED FROM PAGE 11 Read the classifieds TravelOn Thursday morning, July 25, Laura Kane led a large group from Cherrywood on a fun Mystery Trip. The bus pulled up and more than 30 people boarded the coach with no idea where they were going. Only Laura held the secret and she was not telling. Once the bus arrived in Orlando, the guests knew they were going to be given a special treat at the Sleuth mystery theater. Luncheon and the show followed and then it was back to Cherrywood on the comfortable climate controlled professionally driven coach. Everyone reportedly had a good time and enjoyed the excursion. Nancy Archer and Laura do several trips each month ranging from cruises to coach tours. You can check out the schedules and costs on the bulleting board at the clubhouse office. Dont miss out on these marvelous fun trips.Veterans ClubOn Thursday, Sept. 5 at 2 p.m., your Veterans Club will again be starting its monthly meetings. The entire community is invited to attend these meetings and learn what your Veterans Club is doing for our residents; our city and our county. Septembers guest speaker will be from the office of Seniors vs Crime. Because of the long summer lay off between meetings, many things will be discussed including the Veterans Day observance; our new raffle and other points of interest. As always free refreshments will be furnished on the patio immediately following the meeting.From your reporterOn July 27, only a very few people remembered that 60 years ago to the day, the Korean War ended with the signing of an Armistice. This was not surprising because even as it raged on the Korean War received little press coverage in the United States. Indeed it would become known as the Forgotten War. While many people would forget, those who served and fought in that brutal conflict would not. More than 40,000 U.S. service personnel lost their lives and over 100,000 were wounded from June 25, 1950 to July 27, 1953. This bloody war was fought in the worst of conditions, in one of the worst places on earth. Deemed a Police Action by politicians, to those who served and fought, it was a war. Every terrible, horrifying event that takes place in combat, took place during those three terrible years. As we observed the 60 years that have passed since that conflict ended, I feel honored to thank our veterans who served. They contained communism during their generation and heroically defended freedom when it was threatened. Each should be proud of their service and sacrifice. I would note one other thing at this time. Korea may have been the forgotten war; but it was not forgotten by everyone. It was not forgotten by families who lost loved ones; it was not forgotten by those who served in other wars at other times; and most of all, it was not forgotten by the communists. For the past 60 years, the North Koreans have stayed on their side of the 38 parallel and not ventured to try and force their system on South Korea. Those who served should be very proud of that fact. 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He has played many venues in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York, Georgia, Florida and Canada, and has worked with stars such as Tony Orlando, Johnny Mathis, Gladys Knight and Tom Jones. He has also been the star attraction on many cruise lines. Tickets for the show are $3 and are available at Tuesday Socials, in the Activities Office and at the door. Marion County jail tourThe sign-up sheet has been posted for the free guided tour of our Marion County jail on Aug. 15. Residents will drive/carpool to the jail and will then be escorted through the complex where they can see first-hand the inner workings of the jail. This is sure to be a very interesting afternoon.Monthly speakerJan Hathaway, United Way literacy coordinator, will be at Marion Landing on Tuesday, Aug. 20, after the Social, to explain to us about ReadingPals, an early learning initiative brought about by the United Ways Womens Leadership Council, Women of Worth (WoW). ReadingPals place volunteers in schools who bring positive reinforcement to a child while enhancing their skills for success, and reading volunteers are needed for the 2013-2014 school year at the Kindergarten level. After completing the short training session, the volunteer meets with a student in the school media center for one hour per week (two 30 min sessions) on designated weeks (for a total of 25 hours over the course of the entire school year), reading to the student, doing a prescribed activity related to the book and, upon completion, the child will take the book home to build their own personal library. Find out more about this rewarding volunteer opportunity after the Social on Tuesday, Aug. 20Labor Day partyCelebrate Labor Day at a community party by the pool on Sunday, Sept. 1, from 6 to 9 p.m. Listen and dance to some great music by Cool Breeze and spend an evening socializing with your friends and neighbors. Bring your own beverages and snacks. Tickets are $4 each and will be available beginning August 6 at the Tuesday Social and in the Activities Office during regular ticket sale hours. Crafters wantedResident crafters can now reserve their table(s) for the Marion Landing Craft Fair. Tables are available for $5 (large table) and $3 (card table), so if youre interested in participating, please sign up on the sheet hanging on the Activity Wall. The craft fair is being held on Saturday, Oct. 19, and your reservation and fee must be in by Oct. 1. You will then be contacted by the event chairperson, Merry Anne Krell, with the dates and times of the craft fair meetings and any other pertinent information you will need. Tables are available to Marion Landing residents only, but admission to the Craft Fair is free and open to the public.Travel newsIf you are interested in any of the Homer Noodleman comedy/variety show Aug. 11 Marion Landing Diane Bress PLEASESEELANDING, PAGE19 Featuring music by Trey Dees and Bon Tempos Band, the dance is scheduled for Saturday, Aug. 17, at the Palm Grove Club, 6:30 to 100 p.m. Ticket sales will be Monday, Aug. 5, 8 to 10 a.m. in the card room of the Orchid Club. Cost is $6 per person. All other ticket requests, please call Carol Forgette, 352-873-3074. Make your check payable to ORHA; please no cash.ORHA General MeetingOak Run Homeowners Association (ORHA) and the neighborhood representatives will meet jointly at the general meeting on Wednesday, Aug. 14, at 9 a.m. in the Orchid Club. Join your neighbors, have a cup of coffee; your attendance shows support for your board. The directors will have their workshop immediately following in the card room. Be sure to put the September meeting (the second Wednesday of the month) on your calendar as the board will have a special presentation that will be of interest to all residents. Look for you on Wednesday, Aug 14. Laura Smith, Vice President, ORHAPerforming Arts CompanyRehearsals for The Wizard of Oz start Saturday, Aug. 3. Time will pass very quickly, and soon it will be show week, Oct. 11, 12 and 13. So, get your tickets early. The first public ticket sale date is Aug. 10 at the Orchid Club during Donut Drop-In. Look for our flyer about the show and ticket sale dates in your August newsletter. For those who are not able to get to the public sale venues, you can order your tickets by calling Linda at 3528739908. In addition to new members being in the cast, we have newbies in key behind the scenes roles. Janice Agerter joined our group in April, and she is our director. Maggie Naypaver, our stage manager for this show, is not new to PACOR, but is new to this key job. 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Must see theres simply too much to mention. MLS#382937/LBK/RAN . . . . . $81,500 GOLF-COURSE HOME (2/2/2+den) with wooded backyard, FL room AND screened patio, tile & hardwood floors (carpeted bedrooms), rocking-chair front porch, TONS of rec. facilities in gated 55+ community. MLS#361678/DP/RUD . . $136,500 BEAUTIFUL 3/2/2 IN THE FOUNTAINS neighborhood of Oak Run. Features plantation shutters, stainless appliances, extra shelving in closets, plus much more! Come and see for yourself. MLS#389952/BH/RUS . . . . $145,900 2/2/2, SOLAR TUBES, double pane e-glass windows, tiled bath & kitchen, newer A/C & roof. MLS#387589/SR/DAN . . . $59,900 EXCEPTIONALLY NICE VILLA Split bedroom plan, look at the open space from your kitchen window, includes all appliances, vaulted ceiling in living/dining room. Florida room under heat & air, screen on the 1.5 car garage. There is simply too much to mention about this villa. MLS#392627/LBK/DAR . . . . . $46,500 HANDYMAN SPECIAL WITH LOTS OF POTENTIAL in established neighborhood 3/2 on .25 acre. Convenient location. See it today! MLS#375254/DP/MUL . . . . . $47,900 GREAT 2 BEDROOM, 2 BATH VILLA with 1.5 car garage. Tile in kitchen & both baths, lanai with sliding acrylic windows, A/C 2010, roof 2009. Beautiful tree lined street in peaceful retirement community. MLS#385026/BA/LAC . . . . $39,000 LOVELY 2 BEDROOMS, 2 BATH VILLA with 1.5 car garage, Florida room in rear. Located near swimming pool, gym and activity hall. Home in good condition great retirement community and home. MLS#386297/BA/FOR . . . . . . . $39,900 MOVE RIGHT IN!!! Newer carpets and tiled flooring in kitchen & both baths, upgraded appliances, freshly painted interior, vinyl enclosed lanai. Come take a look. MLS#391821/BH/TERR . . . . . $52,900 THIS 2/2/2 FLOOR PLAN gives you all you need for comfortable living without wasting space. Home with an indoor laundry, eat-in kitchen, maple cabinets and beveled counters. Split plan bedrooms & baths. Screened porch & more. This is a FEE-SIMPLE, 55+ community with its own amenities. Dont miss this Gem of a Home. MLS#386292/LBK/DAT . . . . . . . . $89,900 BRING YOUR PONIES & LET THE PARTY BEGIN! Close to H.I.T.S. This 5/4/4 split plan has two master suites as well as butcher block in kitchen. Pool with diving board for those hot summer days. All in a setting of almost 6 acres! Bring your horses and let the fun begin! See YouTube video of the home at www.bigsunrealty.com MLS#391968/LK/LEW . . . . . . . . . . . . $474,900 NOW HIRING SALE ASSOCIATES FOR BUSY OFFICE. Please contact John Haynes at 352-237-4343 or e-mail him at bigsunrealty@cfl.rr.com PLEASE PRESENT THIS AD TO GUARD AT GATE OPEN HOUSE 6370 SW 111TH STREET For more information, go to www.bigsunrealty.com, click on Open Houses COME TAKE A LOOK. Pride of ownership truly shows in this move-in ready home. Some features include: 2/2/2, eat-in kitchen, formal dining room, living room, glass enclosed lanai, lg. roof over open patio overlooking private backyard. Newer roof, A/C range and dishwasher, newer carpeting and tile flooring. Newer high rise toilets, faucets and so much more. MLS#393767/BH/BEN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $73,500 6370 SW 111TH STREET DIRECTIONS: SW Hwy. 200 to Spruce Creek ent., T/L SW 111th St., to home on Rt. FANTASTIC MOVE-IN READY VILLA! 2/2/1, new carpet, tile and freshly painted. Living/dining rm. combo, eat-in kitchen plus new countertops, range and refrigerator. Both baths with updated toilets, vanities and countertops. Screened lanai, open patio and covered front porch. Also listed for lease! MLS#387309/LBK/INF . . . . . . . . . . $43,900 PLEASE PRESENT THIS AD TO GUARD AT GATE OPEN HOUSE 8680-G SW 94TH STREET For more information, go to www.bigsunrealty.com, click on Open Houses WELL-MAINTAINED EXP. 2/2/1 with tile everywhere exc bedrooms, large Fl rm., newer air, roof, appliances & windows MLS#393120/SR/SCH . . $34,900 8680-G SW 94TH STREET DIRECTIONS: From OTOW main gate, make first rt. onto 85th Terr., then left at 94th St. (stop sign), to house on left. EXPANDED COURTYARD HOME, extra room off living room, nicely updated, queen Murphy bed in guest room, newer appliances. MLS#389471/SR/EMR . . $104,900 EXPANDED 2/2/2 VILLA. Large kitchen with numerous cabinets, overlooking the family rm. Plus a Florida rm. under heat/AC. Enjoy sitting on your rocking chair front porch. Living/dining rm. combo, master & guest bath has tile. Plantation blinds, solar collector hot water heater. This home offers plenty of living space for entertaining. MLS#388419/LBK/REE . . . . . . . . $58,900 COME TAKE A LOOK. Very nice updated 2/1/1 home in a 55+ community. N ewer roof, H/A, water heater, carpet, appliances and paint. Inside laundry, eat-in kitchen w/TV looking over the backyard. Screened room and BBQ area in back. Priced right for todays market. MLS#388227/JH/REM . . . . . . $42,900 FABULOUS 2/2/1.5 CAR GARAGE, tile flooring in kitchen & both baths, Pergo flooring in living room, dining area, hallway & both bedrooms. Vinyl enclosed lanai, 2008 new hot water tank & AC, newer windows throughout. All furniture available for purchase. MLS#390724/BH/ALE . . . . $46,900 LARGE NICE END-UNIT! 2/2/2 with den/library Tile in both baths, kitchen, family room and lanai. Covered back patio. Great retirement living with plenty of space and storage. MLS#383529/BA/GRA . . . . $69,900 MOVE-IN READY. C ome take a look T his 2BR/2BA/1.5 CG has newer H/A & roof T he home features ceiling fans in all rooms for those hot days there is an eat-in kitchen w/pass thru window to the family room O ff the fam. rm. is a screened in porch for having B BQ s or just relaxing out back T he 1.5cg has plenty of rm. for your car & golf cart, plus lots of cabinet and shelves for your personal items N ice home for the money MLS#393514/JH/COR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $42,500 LOWEST PRICED STETSON IN STONE CREEK!! Elegant 2+den/2/2 home with several upgrades including tile backsplash in kitchen, all stainless steel appliances, acrylic windows on the lanai. This home is waiting for you!! MLS#393532/LK/CON . . . . . $164,900 OPEN SUNDAY 1:00-3:00 PM ON TOP OF THE WORLD SPRUCE CREEK OPEN SUNDAY 1:00-1:30 PM ON TOP OF THE WORLD NEW LISTING STONE CREEK NEW LISTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD OAK RUN ON TOP OF THE WORLD OAK RUN ON TOP OF THE WORLD MORRISTON ON TOP OF THE WORLD TRADEWINDS ON TOP OF THE WORLD OAK RUN ON TOP OF THE WORLD INDIGO EAST ON TOP OF THE WORLD PINE RUN ESTATE ON TOP OF THE WORLD PALM CAY ON TOP OF THE WORLD SALE PENDING DIRECTIONS LUXURY TRAVEL, LLC Cruise Specialist @ 352-732-7849 FL Seller of Travel Ref. No. ST36781 000FMPC

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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 19 www.smcitizen.com 6~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com Read the classifieds trips listed below, details are available on the flyers posted on the Travel Board in the Lifestyle Center, or you may call 237-7152 for more information. Trips are open to the general public if space allows. Take a three-hour lunch cruise out of Sanford along the St. Johns River on Saturday, Oct. 5, aboard the ship, the Barbara-Lee. This is an authentic stern paddle-wheeler with modern amenities which travels across Lake Monroe and up the beautiful St. Johns River. Enjoy a lunch menu with entrees such as vegetable lasagna, prime rib, chicken cordon bleu and salmon filet, all the trimmings and their famous house-made sticky buns. Beverages are included, excluding liquor, and there will be full table service and live entertainment. All meals are prepared fresh in the LANDINGCONTINUED FROM PAGE 18 galley. The cost of $67 includes bus transportation leaving the Lifestyle Center at 9 a.m., tips, tax and your choice for lunch. Please see the flyer posted on the travel board for more information and to sign up for this luncheon cruise. Tour the Gypsy Gold Farm, the #1 horse farm in Ocala on Wednesday, Oct. 9. Gypsy Vanner Horses are absolutely gorgeous horses, and this two-hour tour will give you a better understanding of how this beautiful creature came to the U.S. and how the Gypsy Gold Farm began. Meet at the clubhouse at 9:15 a.m. to car pool to the farm, located near SR 484 and I75. The cost is $17 per person. Enjoy three nights and four days in the Fort Myers area from Oct. 15 to 18. Visit the Edison and Ford Winter Estates, tour Ringling Museum, enjoy a sightseeing cruise, take in a murder mystery dinner train, go to a dinner theater, and visit The Shell Factory and Sun Harvest Citrus Center. The cost is just $799 per person and includes three nights hotel accommodations, breakfast daily, one lunch and three dinners and all taxes and gratuities. A $50 deposit will hold you spot for this fun and educational trip. Travel insurance is available for $79 per person. Join your friends on Oct. 22 and 23 for Pats fall Western-themed casino trip to Ft. Lauderdale. For $130 per person, double occupancy, or $170 per person, single occupancy, this two day, one night trip features round trip motor coach from Marion Landing, three casino visits and one night at La Quinta Inn with continental breakfast. Get ready for games, refreshments, prizes and surprises on the bus, but reserve your seat early because Pats trips always sell out fast. Mark your calendar for Jan. 19 to 26, 2014, for a western Caribbean cruise on Freedom of the Seas. You will visit ports in Labadee (Haiti), Jamaica, Grand Cayman and Cozumel. Inside cabins start at $762.11 per person/double occupancy and include the cruise, port charges and government taxes, and a $50 bonus per cabin ship board credit. More information is listed on the Travel Board. Our Travel Club has made plans for a terrific European riverboat cruise on the Elbe River in March 2014. Relax and enjoy time in Berlin, Dresden, Wittenberg and Prague. The trip includes airfare, two nights in Prague, seven nights aboard the M/S River Allegro in an outside cabin, two nights in Berlin, 28 meals and 10 exclusive included tours. Call Liz for more information.Diane Bress is Marion Landings Activities Director and an employee of Leland Management, Inc. THE ASTRONAUTS WIVES CLUB By Lily Koppel Read this book to see how far weve come since 1959. Six months before Life Magazine brought out the seven original astronauts wives America was lagging in the space race and to catch up the first team of astronauts was announced: Ladies and gentlemen today we are introducing to you and the world these seven men who have been selected to begin training for orbital spaceflightMalcolm S. Carpenter, Leroy G. Cooper, John H. Glenn Jr,, Virgil I. Grissom, Walter M. Shirra Jr., Alan B. Shepard Jr., and Donald K. Slayton. Then it was time to trot out the Mercury wives, a mostly unglamorous crew of ordinary women who had endured years of waking up alone, raising children like single moms, and eking out their husbands measly pay for another month. Leaving nothing to chance NASA took over their lives, ordering them to wear pastel shirtwaist dresses and pink lipstick. Only Rene Carpenter showed up in a sheath with red cabbage roses. For some reason Life editors changed the pink lipstick theyd insisted on to red: The wives were completely shocked, worrying about how American would judge them. They would never wear such a bold colored lipstick. They were mothers, not vixens. NASA envisioned the stereotypical astronauts wife it wanted America to see as a devoted mother, wife, and cookie baker. No matter that some of the wives couldnt cook, were chain smokers and more than moderate drinkers and were harboring secrets from the press. Marge Slayton was a divorcee and Gus Coopers wife had left him earlier for infidelity. If NASA regimented their lives they more than made up for it in their unstinting support of each other. When astronaut Donn Eiseles 6-year-old son lay dying of leukemia the wives packed the Eisele freezer with food, careful not to identify donors so that Harriet would not have to write thank-you notes. The women comforted each other as they coped with constant worry about their husbands dangerous missionstest pilots died at an alarming rate. Meanwhile NASA urged the wives to let the astronauts blow off steam. This meant they must worry about Floridas Space Cookies who threw room keys and other items after their husbands. Some like squeaky clean John Glenn resisted but Alan Shepard became such a notorious adulterer that the wives suspected an agreement between husband and wife. And indeed the marriage of Louise and Alan ShepA worthy look at part of our history Bookmark Pat Wellington ard did last until their deaths. The few highs the wives experienced in White House tours and tea with Jackie Kennedy did not balance the down side. When Pat White learned that her husband Ed in the Apollo1 fire had screamed Were burning up she couldnt shake the nightmare. Shortly before the planned reunion of the wives in the 90s she committed suicide. 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 5 www.smcitizen.com 20~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com TO ADVERTISECall854-3986 ADVERTISING BY ELOISE HOLLYFIELD ejh2025@gmail.comTravel opportunities constitute this weeks OTOW Happenings.Travel ToppersSeats are available for the following trips: Engelbert Humperdinck at the Mahaffee Theater in St. Petersburg on Wednesday, Sept. 11. The cost is $76 for the show, coach, and driver tip. Food is on your own at the West Shore Mall in Tampa. Contact information: Jo Swing at 352-237-4564. The Radio City Music Hall Rockettes is on Saturday, Dec. 14, at the Straz Center in Tampa. This all new Christmas Spectacular features new technological enhancements, glamorous new costumes, and new scenes. The cost is $106 for the show, coach, and driver tip. Lunch is on your own at the Tampa International Mall. Contact information: Linda Hein 352861-9880. Irving Berlins White Christmas will be performed on Christmas Day at the everpopular Show Palace Dinner Theater. Enjoy a fabulous buffet, show, coach, driver, and tips for $75. Contact information: Pat Hood 352-237-8533. Enjoy a wonderful Oktoberfest in Cape Coral on Saturday, Oct. 19. This fantastic entertainment by the German American Club features nonstop live bands direct from Germany, three stages, and two dance floors, plus a huge tent and outside Biergarten. An extensive menu of delicious homemade-style specialties will take care of your hunger. The cost is $40 for admission, coach, and driver tip. Food is on your own. Contact information: Inge Gaitch 352237-7428. The Hello Dolly performance at the Show Palace Dinner Theater is on Saturday, Oct. 26. Enjoy this hilarious musical comedy, buffet, coach, and tips for the meal and driver for $73. Reservations began a few days ago, so call Audrey Mangan at 352-854-7074 for any remaining openings. Call right away if interested in the seven-day cruise on the new Royal Princess, scheduled for Jan. 26 to Feb. 2, 2014. Ports of call include Princess Cay, St. Thomas, and St. Maartens. The ship is being completed, with many special features sure to please everyone. A passport is required and insurance is highly recommended. For full details, call Inge Gaitch at 352-237-7428 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. OTOW wants you to take a trip Read the classifieds Tuesday, Aug. 13 Mac user group to meetOcala Macintosh User Group will meet Tuesday, Aug. 13 from 7 to 9 p.m. N.C. Sizemore reviews local repair facilities for the Mac at this months meeting. Tech tips will follow his presentation. Meetings are held in the St. George Anglican Cathedral Parish Hall, 5646 S.E. 28th St., Ocala. Visitors are always welcome. Check our website at http://ocalamug.org for additional information.Thursday, Aug. 15 Air Force group to meetThe August meeting of the Red Tail Memorial Chapter 136 of the Air Force Association (AFA) will be on Thursday, Aug. 15 at 7 p.m. at the Ocala International Airport Administration Building, 750 S.W. 60th Ave., Ocala. This will be our fall planning meeting. For information, call Mike Emig at 352-854-8328.Master the Possibilities catalogMaster the Possibilities Center for Lifelong Learning caps off its eighth year of operation with the fall 2013 catalog. The fall semester offers more than 400 programs, lectures, presentations, discussion groups and films from September through December. Topics include current events, health and wellness, history, film series, legal issues, literature, computer training, fine arts and much more. These classes are all open to the public. The fall catalog will be available at the Master the Possibilities Center, Freedom Public Library and the Dunnellon Library on Thursday, Aug. 15. The catalog will also be available online at www.masterthepossibilites.com. Students may register online, by phone (352-854-3699) or at the Center, located at 8415 S.W. 80th St. in Circle Square Commons, Ocala. Master the Possibilities is on the cutting edge of lifelong learning and presents new classes and presentations each season, serving over 20,000 students annually. Highly credentialed and experienced faculty present this comprehensive curricula. For more information, visit the website or call 352-854-9751.Thursday, Sept. 5 CERT training announcedA new Community Emergency Response Team (CERT) training will begin Thursday, Sept. 5, at the Marion County Sheriffs Office, 692 N.W. 30th Ave., Ocala. This is an eight-session training, which is available either as an afternoon class, from 1 to 3:30 p.m. or as an evening class, from 6:30 to 9 p.m. The afternoon and evening classes run concurrently and attendance can be mixed, depending upon availability. Only one class can be missed in the 8-session series and the CPR and last class is mandatory. The CERT program is made up of volunteers under the direction of the Division of Emergency Management of the Sheriffs Office. The purpose of CERT is to train and certify volunteers to be first responders in their communities in the event of a disaster such as a hurricane or tornado. The CERT training includes basic skills in disaster preparedness, fire safety, assessment and treatment of life-threatening conditions, light search of structural and non-structural damage, psychology of the injured and terrorism. Studies of behavior following a disaster have shown that volunteers perform more effectively if they have had prior training and planning in how to function as a team. Consider this opportunity to learn how to form or join a CERT group in your community by signing up for this no-cost training program. For more information and for an application, contact Bob Conn, Trainer, at 352-812-0853. All applications must be in by Aug. 17.Saturday, Oct. 5 Knights planning golf tournamentThe Knights of Columbus, Council 9649, is having its Annual Queen of Peace Charity Scramble Golf Outing at Stone Creek Golf Club on Saturday, Oct. 5 (rain delay date is Saturday, Oct. 12). Registration begins at 7:30 a.m. followed by a shotgun start at 8 a.m. Registration fee is $65 per person and includes a packet of free items, complimentary morning coffee, golfers buffet lunch, and golf with cart. Door prizes and a chance to win Hole-in-One prizes including $10,000 or iPAD or 2 airline tickets to any city in the continental U.S. Proceeds will permit the Knights to continue their support of Marion County charities. Contact Fred Roberts prior to Sept. 21 at 352-5023093 for details and registration form. 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Contact Wayne Green at 352-875-6106 Commercial & Residential Customized Service to Fit Your Needs S ENIOR D ISCOUNTS F REE E STIMATES Licensed Bonded Insured 352-861-0665 G LADYS C LEANING S ERVICE HOUSE/OFFICE CLEANING 000FMH4 WWW GLADYSCLEANING COM 2008 2013 000FNQ6 Call to Reserve Airport Taxi (352) 546-2854 (352) 201-9571 Service to all Florida Airports Service to All Cruise Ports Other Long Distance Travel Out of Town Travel Out of Town Travel 000F1Q3 PLUMBING EPA Lead Certification #NAT-113266-1 OSHA 10 #1216933 Fla. Lic. #CFC1427666 804-9165 Associated Plumbing and Pipe From Bathroom Remodeling to Fixing Leaky Faucets, and installing Bliss Walk-in Tubs Residential and Commercial CERAMIC TILE Lawson Tile Floors Walls Tub & Shower Remodel Back Splash Reasonable Rates 34 years Experience (352) 229-5548 Licensed & Insured 000FNQS 000EE5F IRRIGATION LLC. SPRINKLERS IRRIGATION 3398 S.W. 74th Ave., Bay 101, Ocala Comp #7085 Call for details 352-237-5731 Serving Marion County Since 1982 Seasonal Special Licensed Fully Insured Certified Irrigation Auditor We will beat any written estimate on irrigation repairs or installation. Member of Florida Irrigation Society WINNER 2013 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008 Reset Controller Adjust Sprays & Rotors to Correct Spray Pattern Complete System Inspection $ 39 99 Call for details Expires 7/31/2013 000FL3M PRESSURE CLEANING DOUGS PRESSURE-CLEANING We clean inch by inch Driveways Sidewalks Mobile Homes Patios Pool Decks Family Owned 10 Yrs. Experience Call for Free Esitmates (352) 873-9349 000FIEX 352-282-2700 Kamil Multan Painting Tile Work Bathroom Renovation Plumbing Carpentry Trim Bushes Cut Lawn Clean Gutters Screen Repair Kitchen Remodeling Window Replacement Power Washes (Houses & Driveways) RELIABLE HANDYMAN Free Estimates HOME REPAIRS Representing Ocala area residents for over 40 years The hiring of a lawyer is an important decision that should not be based solely upon advertisements Before you decide, ask us to send free written information about our qualifications and experience. 237-9225 W.E. BISHO P J R. Attorney At Law Admitted to the Florida Bar in 1965 ESTATE PLANNING WILLS TRUSTS and PROBATE REAL ESTATE CORPORATIONS 7743 S.W. S.R. 200 000FMQL JEWELRY REPAIR Mon-Fri 9-5 Sat by Appt. 237-2240 8441 SW SR 200 Suite 101 Jewelry Repair Watch Batteries & Repairs Custom Design Appraisals Buying Gold Fine Jewelry, Watches & Gift Ware 000FIH5 000FGW1 HOME REPAIRS & IMPROVEMENTS Sliding Glass Door Rollers & Track Repairs Door & Lockset Hardware Repair, Storm Door Fittings Kitchen & Bath Cabinets, Appliance Cutouts, Woodwork, Molding & Trim, Furniture Repair & Assembly, Household Accessories, Handicap Grab Bars & Accessories, Shower & Tub Closure Repairs Many references available. STEVE AT (352) 207-8682 SERVICING MARION CO. FOR 20 YEARS City Cert. Comp. OC00961 Insured Why Replace It When We Can Fix It? QUALITY SERVICES, INC. Household To Do List No Job Too Small 000FGWR Air Conditioning & Appliance Repair 24 Hours Service! 352-274-6141 Save Money Call Me First! 10% OFF ANY REPAIR Not valid with any other offers. Pioneer Repair Services, Inc. Lic. # CAC018927 Doing Business for 35 Years Honest & Dependable FREE Estimates on Central Air Installations 000FNTB PAINTING Interior / Exterior Painting $ 200 OFF 352-216-9011 We do WHAT honey wont Dew. Lews Ocala Home Services Complete Interior Paint Job S HAW I RRIGATION R EPAIR 352-624-2533 Steve Shaw 000FBKY IRRIGATION REPAIR 32 years of experience Licensed and Insured comp #8715 Exclusive Service/Repair Specialist 711188 DIAL-A-PRO For Your Professional Needs ... South Marion Citizen 000FKO2 CLEANMASTER CARPET & UPHOLSTERY CLEANING B EAT T HE H EAT W ITH S IZZLING S UMMER S PECIALS Servicing All Of Citrus & Marion County For 25 Years 489-4844 OWNER DOES THE WORK We Also Have Outdoor Pressure Cleaning Available. Call for pricing. 25 Years Carpet Cleaning Sofa & Love Seat $ 65 Dryer & Vent Cleaning Special $ 50 $ 18 Per Room 3 room minimum 000FLBP 873-6100 Royal Palms Plaza 854-8787 Oak Run REAL ESTATE CORP #1 Team Partners Pat McCullough 299-6688 Charlie Takesian 207-9588 John Kapioski 208-1635 Louise Pace 361-4312 Peggy Simpson 208-6554 Patty Dougherty 502-3096 Jim Petticrew Broker/Manager 216-5852 Tom & Barbara Cernera 812-0626 Shirley Gottfried 216-4655 Stimmel Brooks Team Pat 895-5160 Jerry 274-0930 The Star Realtors o f Marion County The Serago-Lane Team Lou 804-0159 Lois 789-4516 www.DeccaRealEstate.com YOU CAN PICK UP MAPS AND FLYERS T ALL DECCA OPEN HOUSES AT ALL 3 GATES SR 200L, 484, AND SW 62ND A VE. ROAD THE STIMMEL-BROOKS TEAM Featured Homes of the Week Pat Stimmel 895-5160 Jerry Brooks 274-0930 Specializing in retirement communities for the Young At Heart! Check Out Our Website At: www.ocalaflretirementhomes.com TEAM #1 We are your Oak Run Specialists We Live, Work & Play Here! The Perfect Place to Live, the PERFECT Time to Buy! Marketing your Home Nationwide, on the Internet, where over 85% of buyers are looking! www.CharlieandPat.com patamc@embarqmail.com Partners Pat & Charlie 299-6688 207-9588 LIKE NEW INSIDE NEAR MOOSE LODGE 2006, 3 BR/2 bath, modular on concrete stem wall. Spacious 1512 sq. ft. Lite and bright lots of windows. Just off SW 110 St. EZ access to Hwy 200. $69,900 MLS#382426 Jim Petticrew 216-5852 STUNNING MAGNOLIA! 2/2/1.5 with fenced private backyard. Laminate flooring and beautiful tile in kitchen. Formal dining room, Newer stainless steel appliances. New A/C 2013, roof in $99,500 MLS#388578 John Kapioski 208-1635 OAK RUN OPEN HOUSE SUN. 8/4 1-3 PM 10966 SW 86th Terrace 2/2/1 with Den Updated kitchen with stainless steel appliances. Nbd 2 $64,900 MLS#393010 Tom and Barbara Cernera 812-0626 or 6001001 www.wesellocalafl.com NEW TO MARKET! One of a kind home with park-like setting. 3/2/2 with updated kitchen. 1962 sq ft CBS $172,500 MLS#393583 Tom and Barbara Cernera 812-0626 or 600-1001 www.wesellocalafl.com JUST THE RIGHT SIZE! Waverly Model 2/2/2 with screened birdcage, private yard, oversized master bedroom, large guest room and as a bonus-newer golf cart included! Backs up to the greenway! $108,750 MLS#390890 John Kapioski 208-1635 WOW FACTOR! Portofino, stucco, 3/2/2 on the golf course, bonus room in garage with heat and air. $189,500 MLS#387810 Jerry Brooks 274-0930 METICULOUS OWNERS! Savannah Model 2/2/1 Laminate floors in living room, dining room and hallway. Newer roof and A/C, enclosed lanai plus open patio for barbecuing. CLEAN-CLEAN-CLEAN! $75,000 MLS#393513 Pat Stimmel 895-5160 DISTINCTIVELY DIFFERENT! A very special home with 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, and 2 car garage. Living room with fireplace, formal dining room, large master bedroom and on suite bath with double sinks, tub and shower. Kitchen boasts cherry cabinets and Corian countertops. There are closets everywhere for storage too! New A/C in 2215 sq. ft. on corner lot! $179,500 MLS#385626 Serago Lane Team Lou 804-0159 Lois 789-4516 READERS CHOICE AWARD WINNERS! CUSTOM GEORGETOWN CBS in Nbd 12, 1751 sq. ft., 2/2/2 plus a den and a lanai. Private yard. $115,000 MLS#386228 Tom and Barbara Cernera 812-0626 or 600-1001 www.wesellocalafl.com PRISTINE AND STYLISH! Expanded Coventry 2/2/1.5 with a den, formal dining room, granite counters and upgraded cabinetry in kitchen, exceptional landscaping, new fridge and rang e. $111,900 MLS#389650 Peggy Simpson 208-6554 Looking for quality homes for my snowbirds. The phone is ringing and my snowbirds want a place for the winter. Within a 5 mile radus here in SW Ocala, there are 348+ homes for sale in the 55+ communities. So ask yourself this Do I just want to list my home for sale or do I want to LIST my home to SELL? Call Decca Real Estate. We Can Help! ITS HOT OUT THERE! BUT THE SNOWBIRDS WILL BE BACK! JUST THE FACTS! Need Homes NOW! Call Lois Lane 789-4516

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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 21 www.smcitizen.com 4~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com SOUTH MARION Citizen The South Marion Citizen is a free community newspaper covering news of communities in southwest Marion County including Oak Run, Pine Run, Palm Cay, On Top of the World, Kingsland Country Estates, Countryside Farms, Marion Landing, Majestic Oaks, Hidden Lake, Woods and Meadows Estates, Paddock Farms, Saddle Oak Club, Deer Creek, Cherrywood Estates, Hardwood Trails, Candler Hills, Country Oaks, and Harvest Meadows, among others. Postmaster: Entered as Third Class Matter at the post office in Ocala, Fla., 34477. Problems getting the Citizen: If your community is listed above and the Citizen is not delivered to your home and you are having trouble getting the paper from boxes around the S.R. 200 Corridor, call 854-3986CONTACT INFORMATION(352) 854-3986 Fax (352) 854-9277 8810 S.W. State Road 200, Suite 103, Ocala, FL 34481 EditorJim Clark Circulation Barbara Jaggers Inside Sales/Office Coordinator -Michel Northsea Advertising Sales Tom Rapplean and Kristy Kaigan General Manager John Provost Deadline for news : Friday 1 p.m. the week before publication. Deadline for classified ads :Deadline for display advertising : Tuesday 4 p.m. before publicationMonday 5 p.m. before publication READER SERVICES I want to get news in the Citizen.Call editor Jim Clark at 352-854-3986 or send by e-mail to editor@smcitizen.comCommunity news and photos must be received by Friday the week before publication. Mail and photos may be left at the Citizenoffice in Kingsland Plaza. All contributions are subject to editing for clarity, taste, and style.Member of the Community Papers of Florida Those familiar with the northeast know that New York City can be unbearably hot in August. From the turn of the century to the 1950s, Jews primarily of Eastern European descent, from working to upper-middle class, flocked to the the cooler Catskill Mountains to an area that became know as the Borscht Belt. They were offered luxurious accommodations, generous menus, extensive grounds, sports facilities, and in-house entertainment. Many well-known comedians got their start in the Borscht Belt, including Henny Youngman, Milton Berle, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Danny Kaye, Buddy Hackett, Lenny Bruce, and Sid Ceasar. Todays Pun Alley takes us down the path to the Catskills for some of their old-time humor.Rodney Dangerfields bestMy doctor said I was in terrible shape. I told him, I want a second opinion. He said, All right, youre ugly too! What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. That kid didnt help me at all. I told my doctor, This morning when I got up and saw myself in the mirror, I looked awful! Whats wrong with me? He replied, I dont know, but your eyesight is perfect! My wife aint too bright. One day our car got stolen. I said to her, Did you get a look at the guy? She said, No, but I got the license number. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.Henny Youngmans barbsTake my wife please! Comedians from the Borscht Belt Pun Alley Dick Frank If you have your life to live over again, dont do it. He was born on April 2. A day late. Id like to say were glad youre here. Id like to say it. He gives his wife something to look forward to a divorce. Why dont you go to a window and lean out too far? Im paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free? Someday youll go too far, and I hope youll stay there. I once wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays. Ive been in love with the same woman for twenty years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took two people to carry 10 dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five year old can do it. I dreamed that God sneezed and I didnt know what to say to him. Milton Berle shortsI have a doctor who gives shots for everything. You know him immediately because if you go by his office you see the patients backing in! When I was in the army I saved a hundred men. I killed the cook. I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you cant get killed by a blank? Nowadays, when you order a twenty-dollar meal, you really get a mouthful. Hes a plant manager. All day long he waters them. PLEASESEEPUN, PAGE22 Community calendar Saturday, Aug. 3 Sholom Park YogaFeel the peace with a beautiful morning yoga class at 9 a.m. Arrive early to prepare. For more information call Ingrid Crane at 352-8547950.Monday, Aug. 5 Civic Chorale begins rehearsalsMarion Civic Chorale will begin rehearsals for its 27th season on Monday, Aug. 5, at 6:45 p.m. at St. George Anglican Church, 5646 S.E. 5th St., Ocala, and new members are always welcome. Call 352-537-8833 or visit hhtp://MarionCivicChorale.tripod.com for more information.Thursday, Aug. 8 Palm Cay GOP to meetThe Palm Cay Republican Club will be hosting Justin Grabell at the Aug. 8 meeting. Grabell is the Chief of Staff for Congressman Richard Nugent. The meeting will be held at the Oasis at 7 p.m. Everyone is urged to attend. After the meeting there will be refreshments and time for questions and conversation with our speaker. For further information please contact James E. Pettus, Sr., at 352-4389662.Saturday, Aug. 10 Ocala Youth Symphony auditionsAuditions for the 15th season of the Ocala Youth Symphony will be held Saturday, Aug. 10 and Saturday, Aug. 17 at First Christian Church, 1908 S.E. Fort King St. by appointment only. Call 352-854-7989 to schedule an audition. We play all styles of music, classical, contemporary, pop and jazz.Sunday, Aug. 11 German American Club anniversaryThe German American Club of Marion County will hold its 16th anniversary dinner/dance on Sunday, Aug. 11, from noon to 6 p.m., at the Marion Oaks Community Center. Dinner will be served at 1 p.m. and includes pork schnitzel, mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans. Music will be provided by Joan and Jess! Bring your own beverage. Semi-formal attire is required. Tickets are $16 per member and $20 per nonmember. For tickets, call Barb Hartmann at 352-751-4207.Friendship fellowship luncheonBring a friend and a side dish and, immediately following the Worship Service, join in as we share an Italian Feast in Christian Fellowship. Remember, first time visitors go to the head of the line to enjoy this tasty potluck meal. Worship Service begins at 10:30 a.m. Christs Church of Marion County, 6768 S.W. 80th St. (off State Road 200), Ocala, 352-861-6182 or http://www.ccomc.org/. 000FN4T 352-598-4481 RIDE SOLO Book Tee Times Onlinewww.pineoaksocala.com 7 DAYS A WEEK FOURSOME SPECIALValid After 9AM All inclusive: 18 holes of golf, golf carts & hotdog lunch special.$8000+tax EXPIRES 8/31/13 WMMSMC000FFPNNot valid with any other offer.Must have 4 players. 000FK4S HEALTHCARE GROUP *Rate may increase based on the Level of Care needed Move-in fee applies Respite and Day Services Available The Harbor House At Ocala AL License #8142 12080 S.W. Highway 484 Dunnellon, FL 34432 (352) 489-9698 Semi-Private: $1495 Regularly $1995. (Level 1 Care)* Private: $2495 Regularly $2995. (Level 1 Care)* The Harmony House At Ocala AL License #5828 5762 S.W. 60th Avenue Ocala, FL 34474 (352) 237-4544 Semi-Private: $1895 Regularly $2395. (Level 1 Care)* Private: $2895 Regularly $3395. (Level 1 Care)* The Haven House At Ocala AL License #7687 12980 S.W. Highway 484 Dunnellon, FL 34432 (352) 465-0300 Semi-Private: $1495 Regularly $1995. (Level 1 Care)* Private: $2395 Regularly $2895. (Level 1 Care)* THE BEST ASSISTED LIVING COMMUNITIES IN OCALA Saber Healthcare Group new owners now offering Move-In Special through 9/30/13 Dont Miss Out On Your Chance To Save! ($500 off the first months rate) Dont Miss Out On Your Chance To Save! ($500 off the first months rate) LAWN SERVICE 000FIIF CROUCH Lawn Service NO WAIT AT GREAT PRICES Mowing Edging Weeding, Etc. 352-804-5630 No Contract Required. AIR CONDITIONING Lord Appliance Service 680-0206 WE DO SERVICE 7 DAYS A WEEK NO EXTRA CHARGE CFC Certified & Insured All Makes & Models. Gas & Propane too! 1 Year Warranty on All Parts 10% OFF REPAIRS FIRST STOP FOR A/C REPAIRS... Washers Dryers Refrigerators Freezers Dishwashers 000FNIH 000FM63 LANDSCAPING Give us a call we can make your place a tranquil setting at an affordable price. B LUE C REEK N URSERY L ANDSCAPING Ocala, FL 352-286-5902 Complete Landscaping Services Design, Maintenance, Installation One Time or Regular Service Available. Visit our website at: bluecreeknursery.org. A Proud American Business. Gardening Service also available to fit your needs. No Job Too Small Or Too Large. Over 30 yrs exp. Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed! State Certified Insured Senior Discounts. 000FNT2 HOME REPAIRS Lews Ocala Home Services Moulding, trimming Shelving, storage units Tile, hardware floors installed Basic Backsplash Pressure Washing 352-216-9011 We do WHAT honey wont Dew. 000FJ8Y COMPUTER REPAIR COMPUTER PROBLEMS SOLVED Your home or business 7 days a week. Microsoft certified engineer. 30 years experience. PC Repairs/Upgrades Virus Removal Router/Network Setup New PC Installs Se habla espaol Tech Solutions of Ocala 207-4435 david@techsolutionsofocala.com SCREEN REPAIRS BOBS SCREENING SERVICE Complete Rescreening of We Re-vinyl Soft Windows Garage Door Screens Porch Enclosures Patio Doors Window Screens Screen Doors 000FGLG 352-586-8459 Serving Senior Citizens Over 30 Years Free Estimates WINDOW WASHING Let Me Wash Your Windows! when you mention this ad E A R L P E A R S O N E A R L P E A R S O N Pressure Washing Too! $ 5.00 OFF Call Earl (352) 804-4107 000FKWH PAINTING Repaint Specialists Wallpaper Removal Free Estimates Licensed and Insured Call 352-598-3000 References Upon Request Interior and Exterior Thompson Painting 000FN44 000FNFZ POWER WASHING Low Pressure Washing. We use Simple Green Soap. Red Pfluger (352) 873-0674 Korean War Veteran owner 18 Years of Quality Service to the 200 Corridor Area $ 65 All Homes Not a handyman, pressure washing is our specialty 000FHIJ LAWN CARE (352) 598-2646 Edward Tobin TOBIN LAWN CARE Full Service Lawn Care Commercial & Residential Landscaping Services Tree & Shrub Trimming FLOORS & WINDOWS 6715 SW Hwy. 200 (located 5 mi. West of I-75) Ocala, Florida, 34476 (352) 854-3939 Carpet Ceramic Wood Vinyl Blinds Shutters Castle Carpets & Interiors Serving Ocala Since 1991 000FFVX We Sell Tires & Parts Most Repairs & Services Done At Your Home Gas & Electric Carts ALL MAKES Villages (352) 408-7231 Ocala (352) 804-0722 We Rebuild Golf Carts We Sell Golf Carts We Sell Motors G O L F C A R T B A T T E R I E S & REPAIRS Ken Spano 000FG0A PAINTING A-1 H OME R EPAIR I NC A-1 H OME A-1 H OME R EPAIR I NC R EPAIR I NC Mike Semich Serving Ocala Since 1983 House Painting Free Pressure Cleaning with Exterior Paint Job Seniors 10% Discount Licensed and Insured (352) 895-6047 Offering Plantation Shutters SPRINKLERS ACCURATE SPRINKLERS (352) 445-1403 Licensed #10719 & Insured C HECK -U P Complete check-up of entire sprinkler system! $ 30 000FE2P 000FE2P Masters Touch Garage Door Service 352-216-0060 Jeff OCull Owner G ARAGE D OOR S QUEAKING N EED R EPAIRS ? $ 4 9 95 WITH COUPON Tune Up Special S AFETY C HECK A DJUST S PRINGS & C ABLES C HECK S AFETY R EVERSE ON O PENER L UBE & A DJUST D OOR GARAGE DOOR REPAIRS 000F2DR GARAGE SCREEN DOORS 465-4629 Call us today for a free estimate! $ 795 $ 795 $ 795 CRC058138 Starting at OPTIONAL SCREEN CHOICES. RAY RAY RAY C C C C C C ONSTRUCTION ONSTRUCTION ONSTRUCTION Crayconst.com Crayconst.com Crayconst.com Garage Screen Door Tune Up $ 79 95 Call for details. 16 x 7 SLIDING GARAGE SCREEN DOOR 16 x 7 SLIDING 16 x 7 SLIDING GARAGE GARAGE SCREEN SCREEN DOOR DOOR 000FMOW PAINTING 25 yrs. Experience Insured 352-547-9588 10% Off all Sales with this advertisement Dannys Painting With any room painted Pressure Wash House FREE with this ad Commercial Residential Free Estimates Exc. References Danny Cast 000FH59 Balentines Landscaping, Inc. (352) 873-4888 Bruce Balentine Licensed & Insured Professional Landscape Design & Installation Landscape Maintenance Sodding FREE ESTIMATES 000F2Q9 LANDSCAPING 711189 DIAL-A-PRO For Your Professional Needs ... South Marion Citizen 000FMQG REALTY One Week Real Estate School Foxfire Realty Has Expanded Now Hiring! Full Training! Call Today! Now Hiring Naomi Furbush 352-479-0123

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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 3 www.smcitizen.com 22~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com Todays New Ads CRYSTALRIVERBUSINESS. LOC. FOR RENTHwy 19 Downtown exec. location,1000 sf Very Clean remodeled 352-634-2528 Hernando, FL 2bd/2ba doublewide needing some work, on 5 park like acres, owner financing avail. 59k (941) 778-7980 WE BUY all autos with or without titles, any condition.We pay up to $20,000 & offer Free Towing. Cindy (813) 505-6939 Autistic Female seeks Live in Personal Assistant. Need to be environmental and health conscious (252) 670-6677 DRIVERS:Guaranteed Home EVERY Weekend! Company: All Miles PAID (Loaded or Empty)! Lease: To Own NO Money Down, NO Credit Check!CALL 888-880-5916 DUDLEYS AUCTION Thursday 8/1/2013 Preview: 12 noon Auction: 3pm Furniture Extravaganza!! Nice quality home furniture & other great estate items. Hall is packed!Call or web for info Dudleys Auction 352-637-9588 www.dudleys auction.com 10%BPAu2267 New quality mens suit. Size 38/40 regular. $25 ea. 352-873-3653 Hernando, FL 2bd/2ba doublewide needing some work, on 5 park like acres, owner financing avail. 55k (941) 778-7980 CRYSTALRIVERBUSINESS. LOC. FOR RENTHwy 19 Downtown exec. location,1000 sf Very Clean remodeled 352-634-2528 Just call and see how easy it is to make money with the classifieds. ANYITEMPRICEDUNDER $100MAXIMUM 10 WORDS RUNSFOR 2 WEEKSFREE TOLL FREE1-877-676-1403 PUBLISHERS NOTICE:All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to Fair Housing Act which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention, to make such preference, limitation or discrimination. Familial status includes children under the age of 18 living with parents or legal custodians, pregnant women and people securing custody of children under 18. This newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. To complain of discrimination call HUD toll-free at 1-800-669-9777. The toll-free telephone number for the hearing impaired is 1-800-927-9275. On Top of The World, Single Family Home Immediate Occupancy. Fully furnished $65,000. or Unfurnished $62,000 Call (352)873-8247 For Information 117 S Lunar Terrace Inverness 2 bedroom. 2 bath. CB home, big yard, Move in ready. Clean as a whistle. Big Garage, plus Carport. GREAT BUY! $79,500. Owner 352-344-9290 Marion Landing Hibiscus model.1840 sq. ft, three bedroom, two bath, two-car garage, block construction, newer A/C, windows. Vaulted ceilings, lots of tile. Information sheet at robtlocala@ embarqmail.com $134,000. 352-237-5646 WE BUYRVS, TRAVELTRAILERS, 5TH WHEELS, MOTOR HOMES Call US 352-201-6945 BUYING JUNK CARS Running or Not CASH PAID-$300 & UP (352) 771-6191 Taurus MetalRecycling Best Prices for your cars or trucks also biggest U-Pull-It with thousands of vehicles offering lowest price for parts 352-637-2100 WE BUY all autos with or without titles, any condition.We pay up to $20,000 & offer Free Towing. Cindy (813) 505-6939 BeautyS e MOBILE HAIR CARE**FULL SER VICE ** IN YOUR HOME LIC. BEAUTICIAN/CNA SERVICE THE HOME BOUND/ ELDERLY. (352) 237-3347 KEEPIT CLEAN Reasonable, reliable clean with referrances, weekly, biweekly, monthly and move outs, contact Kim at 352-598-4251 Electrical, Plumbing Carpentry Sinks, Toilets Leaky Faucets Ceiling Fans Security Lighting Safety Railings Grab Bars, Ramps Drywall Repair Interior Painting Screens & Screen Doors Lanai Carpet/Tile Flooring Furniture, Cabinet Refinishing/Repairs Not Sure? -Call Me GUITAR LESSONS Pedal/Steel Fiddle Mandolin Beginner Banjo BELLEVIEW 352-307-7765 Dan The Mica Man Kitchen & Bath Cabinet Refacing and Remodeling (352) 427-1755 Somebody else wants it!Sell it in the Classifieds. It may be just the perfect item to fill somebody elses need.TOLL FREE1-877-676-1403Got something special you no longer use? More borschMy doctor told me that jogging could add twenty years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. My wife drowned in the pool because she was wearing so much jewelry. There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night. I finally had to let her out. I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. A car hit an elderly man. The paramedic said, Are you comfortable? The man said, I make a good living. My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didnt work out. She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. I made a killing in the stock market. I shot my broker. The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why some women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that they read Won Ton backwards. My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better. The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen and said, Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. Mrs. Cohen answered, So did my arthritis! PUNCONTINUED FROM PAGE 21 Sara Frances Parker, 92Sara Frances Parker (Tuten) passed away July 28, 2013. Born Aug. 8, 1920, in Waycross, Ga., she was a wife, mother, seamstress, a dedicated member of Meals on Wheels for 10 years, a retiree from Southern Railway in Atlanta, Ga. She played tennis well into her sixties and in her eighties was always a winner at bocce ball. She played cards with her friends at OTOW. She played piano for her own enjoyment, and crochet and knitting were also her hobbies. In all of her endeavors she celebrated life. She was a daily Bible reader and believed mightily in her Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Sara was born in Waycross, Ga., Pierce County. After her mothers death she and her family moved to Florida around 1927 and her dad lived and worked in and around Groveland. Her father weeded around orange trees and did odd jobs for a living. Three cents a tree was his pay. Sara was a member of the Groveland, 1938-39 basketball state champions. She worked in Groveland for Edges Hardware in her teens. She learned to sew and made all of her own dresses. Sara married Lyman S. Parker in 1942 as he prepared to go overseas to WWII. They would be married for 51 years. Sara was preceded in death by her father and mother, Thomas R. Tuten and Fannie Belle Tuten (Dean). Her husband Lyman S. Parker passed away in 1993. Sara is survived by her children, Lynda Goodman (Jerry) of Ocala, and Bill Parker (Debbie) of Goddard, Kan.; seven grandchildren, Terry L. Viness (Rhonda) of Marietta, Ga., D. Scott Viness (Joy) of Acworth, Ga., Carl L. Parker (Wendy) of Palm Coast, W. Mark Parker (Audra) of Cumming, Ga., Jason S. Goodman (Jennifer) of Dallas, Ga., Sarah High (Daniel) of Wichita, Kan., and Susan Mayfield (Don) Shawnee, Kan.; sixteen great-grandchildren, Morgan Jordan (Alex), Jacob Viness, Z.P Bo Viness, Brock Viness, Andrew Goodman, Emily Goodman, Jessica Parker, Jakob Parker, Londen Parker, Jade Parker, Cody Parker, Bethany Mayfield, Quincy Mayfield, Noah High, Billy High, and Baby High.; sister, Mary T. Matthews of Conyers, Ga.; and numerous nieces and nephews. She is also survived by many, many beloved friends both in Georgia and in On Top of the World, Ocala. She will be missed. Memorial contributions may be made to Hospice of Marion County, PO Box 4680, Ocala, FL, 34478. Condolences may be expressed at www.HiersBaxley.com. OBITUARY Read the classifieds Prep class for CGC test (Canine Good Citizen Award). Good manners at home and in the community will be taught for this 10-step test. Sharpen your skills to pass this certified AKC Program. Classes offered weekly, beginning 9 a.m. Tuesday, Aug. 13 or 6 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 1. Four lessons $50 Last class is test and certification. Proof of vaccinations required. MADTA Training Facility, SE Livestock Pavilion. Limited Space. For info please call 352-369-5551. Check out our website www.madta.org for more information and calendar of events and classes. DOGSCONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 Long before Medicare, Medicaid, Medicare Advantage and Blue Cross, Jews have been caring for their sick in compassionate hospital settings. As was the case before public hospitals came into existence, most hospital care was under the auspices of religious groups. For Jews, this posed the problem of the obtaining of kosher food as well as the discrimination practices against Jewish doctors. To this effect, Jewish hospitals were set up in major cities to alleviate these problems. One of the first hospitals to be set up for Jewish patients was the Jews Hospital of New York, now known as Mt. Sinai Hospital, which was founded in 1852. It was to serve the indigent Jews as well as new immigrants to New York. A major philanthropic contributor to this institution was American born Sampson Simson who donated the land on which the hospital was built, (West 28th St. between 7th & 8th Avenues) and served as the first president of the Board of Directors. Funding was provided by private donation and government subsidy since non-Jews were also treated there. The 45 bed Jews Hospital of New York accepted its first patient on June 5, 1855. People of all faiths were welcome especially to the emergency department but the majority of the patients were Jews. With the outbreak of the Civil War, the demands for the hospitals services became greater and in 1866, the hospital abandoned its sectarian charter and was renamed the Mount Sinai Hospital. Today, the hospital is one of the most prestigious in the country and is a 1,171 bed tertiary teaching hospital. As part of the many commandments (mitzvot) that Jews are required to fulfill, visiting the sick, bikur cholim, is one of the most important. Helping a sick person physically or spiritually is a mitzvah that brings so much comfort to one that is ill. Calling, sending cards or visiting are wonderful ways to connect with a person that is ill. Jews have always had social service organizations to care for their poor, widows, children or indigent citizens. For this reason, Jewish settlers were allowed to settle in areas as long as they could provide social welfare for them. Giving this concept some thought, it is no surprise to me that some many Jews are social workers or doctors. These are professions that are chosen for the common good, the Jewish idea of health care. Today, in so-called Jewish hospitals, there are professionals of every race and creed and all who are in need may receive care. This is very evident in the State of Israel at the famous Hadassah Hospital in Jerusalem where Arab and Jew and treated side by side. Should you need medical care and elect to use a Jewish hospital, you will be in good hands. However, have your insurance card handy. Medical care, Jewish style Judis Journal Judi Siegal PLEASESEEJUDI, PAGE22 JUDICONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 Saturday Breakfast is served from 8 to 10. Donation is $4. For the months of July and August the Mens Auxiliary shrimp and wing baskets with coleslaw and fries will be served on the third Friday. The next dinner is Friday, Aug. 16, from 4 to 6. The regular schedule of the first and third Friday will resume in September. Donation is $7. All you can eat fish fry is served on the second and fourth Friday from 4 to 6. Ladies Auxiliary pasta dinner will be held on Saturday, Aug. 17, from 4:30 to 6. The dinner includes: all you can eat pasta and meat sauce, along with mixed salad and choice of dressing, bread and butter, and homemade dessert. Donation is $6. Tickets are available in the Canteen and will, also, be sold at the door. A taco buffet sponsored by the Mens Auxiliary is scheduled for Friday, Aug. 30, from 4 to 6. The buffet includes beef or chicken tacos with all the fixings. Donation is $7 per person. Tickets are available in the Canteen and tickets can be purchased at the door. Bingo is open to the public each Monday and Thursday with early bird specials beginning at 11:30 am. Lunch is available. Computer classes will not take place in July or August, but will resume Tuesday, Sept. 10 and Tuesday, Sept. 24, starting at 6 p.m. Members and guests (non-members must be signed in by a VFW Post 4781 member) Monday Night Bar Bingo is played in the Canteen from 6 to 8. Enjoy karaoke on Friday, Aug. 2 with Mr. October and on Saturday, Aug. 3 with Rick and Ben. Canteen Lunches are served on Wednesday and Friday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. VFW Post 4781 is at 9401 S.W. 110th St. Phone is 352873-4781. Upcoming events at VFW Post 4781 West Marion Moose ActivitiesFriday, Aug. 2: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m., dinner served 5 to 7 p.m., fish or shrimp dinner $7, Solid Gold 6 to 10 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 3: Lunch special served noon to 2 p.m., taco buffet $6 5 to 7 p.m., Randy Stanley karaoke 6 to 10 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 4: Celebration of Life luncheon for Gil Pelletier at 1 p.m. Monday, Aug. 5: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m. with $1 Coney Dogs, happy hour 3 to 5 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 6: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m., bowling league 6 to 8 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 7: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 8: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., happy hour 3 to 5 p.m., dart league 5:45 to 9 p.m. and shuffleboard 6:30 p.m. Friday, Aug. 9: Lunch specials served noon to 2 p.m., dinner served 5 to 7 p.m., fish or shrimp dinner $7, Walt and Kays karaoke 6 to 10 .m. 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Friday, August 2, 2013 ~ 23 www.smcitizen.com TO ADVERTISECall854-3986 ADVERTISING 2~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com for more information. Mark your calendar for our next meeting, Monday, Aug. 12, at 7 p.m. in Palm Grove. See you there!Do You Remember? Name That TuneTune in channel 12 for Len Teitlers presentation of the April 2013 Name That Tune with the Italian American Club, narrated by Anna Boodee. It will air following FYI at 9 a.m. and 7 p.m. daily from Aug. 2 to 9.Baby Boomers dance, Hard Rock tripThe Baby Boomers celebrate the coming of cool fall weather with music provided by Charles Cook. Mark your calendars for Friday, Aug. 23, from 6:30 to 10 p.m. at Palm Grove. Bring your favorite snacks and beverage. Dance, let your hair down, have some fun. Tickets will be available from 9 to 11 a.m. on Saturdays, Aug. 10 and 17 in the Orchid Club lobby. Cost will be $5 for members and $7 for guests. Make checks payable to ORBB please. For more information call hostess Peggy Simpson at 352-208-6554. Lets remember those less fortunate with our canned good donations. Please check expiration dates! It will soon be Hard Rock time again! Boomers and their guests are invited to join us Tuesday, Oct. 22, for a fun trip to the Tampa Hard Rock Casino. We leave from the Palm Grove lot promptly at 11:30 a.m. and depart from Hard Rock at 6:30 p.m. Cost is $21, which covers bus transportation including the driver gratuity. There will only be one bus. Ticket sale date is Saturday, Aug. 10, in the Orchid Club lobby from 9 to 11 a.m. Call Adele at 352-854-4963.Oak Run TravelJust a reminder that we have wait lists available for our trips and there is always a chance you can get in on one of the following. Dont hesitate to call the host to find out. Our second 2-day Midweek Getaway is on Nov. 6 and 7. The trip includes the Seminole Casino, Immokalee. We will overnight at Holiday Inn, there will be a cheese and wine reception and dinner. The show will be Cats at the Broadway Palm. The second day there will be a hot breakfast buffet before leaving for gaming at the Hard Rock Casino, Tampa. Connie Smith is our host. Dont forget our Thanksgiving cruise to the Eastern Caribbean aboard Royal Caribbeans Independence of the Seas. The ship leaves on Nov. 23 and returns Dec. 1. As usual, John Casabianca has put together a very nice 8-night cruise to the ports of Phillipsburg, Basseterre, San Juan, and Labadee along with three full cruising days for relaxation. December will be here before you know it so here are our last two trips for the year. On Friday, Dec. 13, trip 19 leaves at 8 a.m. for the Stetson Museum in Deland. You will enjoy this special place with a guided tour of the first and second floors while holiday music is played on the grand player piano. The mansion will be decorated for Christmas and youll be told the history of the home while you stroll through the many bedrooms and bathrooms. After the tour we will have lunch on our own and then have a guided bus tour of the city of Deland including the 1920s theatre, Stetson University and more. Ameila and Ron Fiore are the hosts on this trip. Christmas Day, the bus leaves at 10 a.m. on our trip 20 for the Show Palace Dinner Theatre where a scrumptious buffet awaits us at noon. The show starts at 1 p.m. and featuresShow Palace Christmas with old favorite tunes and new gems. It is a delight from start to finish filled with humor and high energy entertainment. Rita Stotz is our host. OAK RUNCONTINUED FROM PAGE 7 Please use our e-mail editor@smcitizen.com FREE Test Dates are available from August 2-9, 2013 000FKPO Dont be fooled! Our prices are better than most insurance discount plans. If you want to pay more for better hearing... THATS YOUR BUSINESS! If you want to pay LESS... 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BRIEFS Scam costs victim $105,000 in Summerfield areaAn 86-year-old Summerfield resident recently lost $105,000 as a victim of a popular scam. The victim, who was not identified, got the following pitch: Youve won $1.8 million and all you need to do is pay the taxes in order to collect the money. The Marion County Sheriffs Office warns that this is a scam. According to the Sheriffs Office, remember, if something looks too good to be true, then it is most likely some form of a scam. If you get an Email, letter or phone call from someone saying youve won something but you have to send money, in order to collect delete and block the Email address, toss the letter in the trash and/or hang up the phone. In reference to the e-mail, don't open any attachments from scammers. By the time the Marion County Sheriffs Office got the call from Summerfield, the victim had wired more than $105,000 to Canada. Marion County Sheriffs Office detectives from the Bureau of Special Investigations are working this case. If you know a scammer has made contact with you, log onto www.ic3.gov thats the Internet Crime Complaint Center. If youve been a victim of a scam, call your local law enforcement agency. INDEX Bookmark................................6 Cherrywood.........................12 Classifieds.............................22 Judis Journal..........................3 Marion Landing..................18 Oak Run....................................7 OTOW.....................................20 Out to Pastor..........................9 Pun Alley...............................21 Puzzles...................................16CitizenS UTH MARION Serving S.R. 200 Communities & BusinessesFRIDAY, AUGUST 2, 2013 VOLUME 17 NUMBER 10 www.smcitizen.com BY JIM CLARK EditorAttendees at the League of Women Voters forum last week got to here some stories about the inner workings of county government, courtesy of Dr. Lee Niblock, county administrator. Speaking before a small crowd at Master the Possibilities in On Top of the World, Niblock echoed some of the statistics that were presented the previous month by the property appraiser. Some sectors are still in great recession, he told the audience, mixing in some down-home humor with the facts about the county. Commissioners recently voted to advertise a tax increase, but also promised that they would drop that number back come September. Under the law, once an amount is advertised, it can be lowered, but cannot be raised. Youre going to hit the ceiling and go through the roof, he told the crowd, predicting how they would react when they get their TRIM (truth in millage) notice later this month, but emphasized again that commissioners said the increases wouldnt stand. He said that the county operates at a high level. When were at the Florida Association of Counties, were approached by other counties asking How do you do it? He said that some folks have not learned to live within their means. Niblock noted that the county has consolidated a lot of functions. He said that some people want the county to be run like a business, but said that the county isnt there to make a profit, but is there to spend your money wisely. The county needs the taxes to operate, he added, because you cant give everything away somebody has to pay for it. He said the county and other agencies are very much unified in our economic development. He gave a couple of quotes that were worth remembering for the audience: A great idea at a wrong time is not a great idea. Holding the line for another year is not a bad thing. He was assisted by Jeannie Rickman, who runs the Citizens Academy, a class where people can learn the workings of county government. Registration opens in early January for the Academy, which runs from March to May. Also handed out was information on Growth Services, Economic Development, Fiscal Facts, a booklet which serves as a guide to the government, and the countys publication, County Connection. Administrator talks government at gathering Dr. Lee Niblock24~ Friday, August 2, 2013 www.smcitizen.com PHOTO BY JOHN EVERLOVEEntertaining at CherrywoodBass player Mike Ambrossio sings "Mack the Knife" while Joe Tarra plays the sax in the background, at Cherrywoods Accordion Club gathering. The club plays a lot more than one instrument, as evidenced here. For the full story, turn to Page 12. While street corner and underpass solicitors are no longer as evident, they always unfairly constituted the public face for many of the thousands of homeless and near homeless living among us right here in Marion County. The fields and the forest shelter numberless destitute sleeping in tents, vehicles or with the fire ants when extra couches, cheap motels and limited community resources are no longer available and hope is extinguished by the feeling of helplessness. The Friday Forum will examine both the public and hidden faces of the homeless and the sources of aid available when the speaker/ luncheon group next meets at 11:30 a.m. Aug. 9 at Buffet City, State Road 200 at MLK Jr. Blvd. in Ocala. The all inclusive $10 charge is payable directly to the restaurant. Currently scheduled speakers include Karla Grimsley, executive director of Interfaith Emergency Services, and Suzanne McGuire homeless children liaison for Marion County Public Schools. In addition to statistical and economic examinations of the impact the homeless have upon our community, current clients and a graduate of local services who soon will be studying for the ministry will show the human faces of need as they tell their stories. Please email FridayForumofMarionCounty@gmail.com or telephone Delphine Herbert (352-873-9970) or Jan Lentz (352425-6219) for more information. RSVPs would be appreciated. Homeless to be topic of Forum on Aug. 9 Marion-Alachua Dog Training Association (MADTA) is offering a variety of dog training classes. We are a non-profit organization, open to the public. Our training building is located at the Southeastern Livestock Pavilion. Club activities include training classes ranging from Puppy Kindergarten through Advanced levels of obedience, Rally classes and Agility. We also offer conformation classes. Our intent is to help owners teach their dogs simple commands and good manners. We are pleased to offer two new classes for the Summer Session. Laps of Love First time offered by MADTA. Basic manners for small dogs. Dogs must be 18 months or older and up to 25 lbs. Classes offered weekly, beginning 9:30 a.m. Tuesday, July 30, 4 lessons $50. Proof of vaccinations required. MADTA Training facility, SE Livestock Pavilion. Advanced registration, limited Space. For info please call 352369-5551. Laps of Love for small dogs being taught PLEASESEEDOGS, PAGE3 Chess Club to meetThe chess club that formed at the Freedom Public Library meets the first Saturday of the month, from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Grab your board and chess pieces and come on down. Interested persons are invited to attend for a rousing game of chess. Its your move! For more information, call Ron at 352-873-2276. 1918 SW 17th St. Ocala 352-401-0808 *SEE SALES PERSON FOR DETAILS. PICTURES FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY. ALL PRICES AND PAYMENTS ARE WITH 10% CASH OR TRADE EQUITY PLUS TAX, TAG, AND $495 ADMINISTRATION FEE. PAYMENTS ARE FOR 75 MONTHS @3.25% WITH APPROVED CREDIT. 000FNF5 11 ACURA MDX, ADVANCE PKG . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1844 . . . . $29,995 . $449 10 ACURA TSX, TECH PKG . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1961 . . . . $17,485 . $265 11BUICK ENCLAVE, CXL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 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M1741 . . . . $19,880 . $299 13 HYUNDAI ACCENT, GLS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1659 . . . . $12,880 . $195 13 HYUNDAI ELANTRA, GLS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1763 . . . . $13,480 . $199 13 HYUNDAI GENESIS, LUXURY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1885 . . . . $22,880 . $345 12 HYUNDAI SANTA FE, GLS, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1766 . . . . $15,880 . $239 13 HYUNDAI SANTA FE SP, SPORT, LOW MILES . . . . . . M1732 . . . . $19,880 . $299 13 HYUNDAI SONATA, GLS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1525 . . . . $15,480 . $235 12 HYUNDAI VELOSTER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1745 . . . . $15,880 . $239 13 INFINITI G37 SEDAN, PREMIUM PKG . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1983 . . . . $25,880 . $389 12 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1917 . . . . $19,880 . $299 12 JEEP LIBERTY, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1832 . . . . $13,880 . $209 13 JEEP PATRIOT, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1869 . . . . $14,480 . $219 12 JEEP WRANGLER UNLIMITED, AUTO, SHARP . . . . M1945A . . . . $23,880 . $359 13 KIA OPTIMA, LX . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1825 . . . . $14,880 . $225 12 KIA SEDONA, LX . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1615 . . . . $14,880 . $225 13 KIA SORENTO, V6, 3RD ROW . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1693 . . . . $18,880 . $285 13 KIA SOUL, PLUS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1908 . . . . $13,880 . $209 12 KIA SPORTAGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1977 . . . . $16,880 . $255 13 MAZDA CX-5, PREMIUM,LEATHER, NAVI . . . . . . . . . . . M1746 . . . . $21,880 . $329 12 MAZDA MAZDA2, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1925 . . . . $10,880 . $165 12 MAZDA MAZDA3, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1681 . . . . $12,880 . $195 12 MAZDA MAZDA6, SPORT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1947 . . . . $12,880 . $195 13 NISSAN ALTIMA, S, ALL NEW BODY STYLE . . . . . . . . . M1887 . . . . $15,480 . $235 12 NISSAN ARMADA, SV, AWD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1966 . . . . $24,880 . $375 13 NISSAN MAXIMA, MOONROOF . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1981 . . . . $18,980 . $285 12 NISSAN MURANO, S, AWD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1489 . . . . $18,480 . $275 13 NISSAN PATHFINDER, ALL NEW BODY . . . . . . . . . . . M1794 . . . . $23,880 . $359 13 NISSAN ROGUE, SV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1897 . . . . $14,880 . $225 12 NISSAN SENTRA, SV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1744 . . . . $13,880 . $209 12 NISSAN VERSA, S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1753 . . . . $10,880 . $165 13 RAM 1500, SLT, V8 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1847 . . . . $21,880 . $329 12 TOYOTA CAMRY, LE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1888 . . . . $13,880 . $209 13 TOYOTA COROLLA, LE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1904 . . . . $12,880 . $195 12 TOYOTA YARIS, LE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1649 . . . . $11,880 . $179 12 TOYOTA RAV4, AWD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1942 . . . . $17,480 . $265 13 TOYOTA TUNDRA 4WD, 4DR, V8 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1899 . . . . $24,880 . $375 13 VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE, NEW BODY STYLE . . . . . . . M1930 . . . . $14,880 . $225 12 VOLKSWAGEN JETTA SEDAN, LEATHER . . . . . . . . . M1807 . . . . $12,880 . $195 12 VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT, LEATHER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1605 . . . . $13,880 . $209 13 VOLKSWAGEN TIGUAN, TURBO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . M1750 . . . . $16,880 . $255 AutoMax has almost every make, every model! AutoMax has almost every make, every model! These are only a few of our vehicles. 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