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IMPOSSIBLE ADVENTURES Taking a walk in the country, I A large lion jumping upon me, was killing larks by throwing peas I got prudently behind a hazel tree. with my breath. The beast while drinking by the side of a pond, was seized by a pike which dragged him into the water. I don't know what would have become of me, but fortunately I at length found that the skin of the fox alone remained in my'hands. I was nearly drowned when a strong wind blew me up and threw me into a ditch from which I was not able to get out. I found on my way a barrel ol wine of Malvasia, and tried to open it by knocking on the cork. As the animal continued his way notwithstanding this obstacle, I in- stantly bent the shrub and passed it through his mouth. I had been there two days, wit- hout any hope of relief, when a fox leaping. ovei the ditch, I eagerly seized his tail. The monster being new bridled, 1 got up on him and continued my journey on this newfashioned horse. He ,pulled me out of the ditch, :ti took me over hedges, ravines, and bliushes. All at once, the liquid in fermen- In coming down, I 'ell on the station pushed out.the cork which trunk of an elephant. This large struck me in the chest and I was animal found amusement in playing sent lying through the air. at ball with my body. Tiring with this game, the ele- phant threw me in a pool of mud; Ssank into the mud being unable to extricate myself. A vulture taking my cheese, flew down and c out of the mud. I felt rel Imagerie d'Epinal. PEIuzzlrm, imp.--edit. head for a After a little time, the bird Fortunately I was just over m carried me became fatigued and let me fall house; I fell through the roof mt eased, without giving me warning, the armchair and went to sleep. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing C., Kansas City, Mo." a -. "'^ "" :I --- y to -L "I.' FRANCIS THE FOUNDLING One day Papa Brushwood, an old game keeper, found a child at the corner 'f a wood. He brought him home to his wife These good people hal him bapti- and said : as we have no children, zed under the name of Francis the we will adopt him. Charnpy. which means the Ifoiun- dling. Mamma Brushwood taught him to pray and to honour God. I -- W- I-, .m I When ever he met a poor man, hie He was liked by the clergyman of shared his breakfast with him. the village, who admitted him into the choir. On sunday Papa Brushwood took Unfortunately, Papa Brushwood him into the woods to hunt rabbits. was killed by a poacher, and his wife .lied of grief. After losing his two henel'actors, He found employment with a Joseph left his village to tind work horse dealer's from whom he recei- in Paris. ved more lashes of the whip than pieces of bread. In searching for work elsewhere he found a pocketbook full of bank- notes anil gave it bai k to its owner. The owner offered him a reward which he refused. He informed him- self of the position of the young man and made him study. Latter on he entered the Poly- technic-School (the best in the world), and came out first-class. Very happy, he went to thank his A few years alter, he contributed generous benefactor, by his courage and his talents to the taking of Sebastopol. % r r- 'uwr I He his now Colonel of one of the four engineering regiments, and takes a great interest in the educa- tion of the drummer-boys. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas.City, Mo." 2.. Imagerie d'Epinal. PELLERIN, imp.--dit. Little Joseph having become an orphans was chased from his pater- nal home by unmerciful creditors. As he was sadly going along, he met with an elegant hunter who allowed him to carry his bag. '- ----..- -3 1 ~ II_ I_; LL ,1I I 131 The hunter finding that Joseph was intelligent took him home to his country-house and engaged him as a servalt. One day Joseph found a letter without any address and read it. Joseph gave theletter to his mas- The same night the son of his ter and told him he had read it to master offered him rnoniey to know know to whom it belonged, what the letter contained. Joseph refused to speak. The son ill-treated and chased him out of the house. The lady proposed to take him in her carriage if I-e would reveal the contents of the letter. Joseph continued his way. He met a traveller who was dining on the grass; the child asked him for a piece of bread. 2 ,'III All is fI: you said the traveller, if you will tell me the secret of the letter. Joseph went away without saying anything. Exhausted with fatigue and dying of hunger, the little boy fel on the grass and went to sleep. When he woke he found himself Acomfortabledinner was brought. in a soft bed. A lady was sitting at Joseph recognized the traveller and his bed-side. the lady whom he had met. Imagerie d'Epinal. PELLEFIN, imp.-edit. , The master 0 tli'" house appea- Joseph is now a farmer; he often red, he kissed the child for his dis- relates to his family the origin of creation, and promised to look to his his success, and says : future. CHILDREN BE DISCREET.. expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." THE DISCREET CHILD I - ~ ~ i a- :- I: _i-~-~!CL~ill~-! "i a , THE SELFISH LITTLE BOY Marcelinus was a selfish little boy During a heavy shower of rain, Mar- who would never share anything nice celinus refused to divide the shelter of that he had \ith his companions. his umbrella with a poor old man ~\ho had the greatest difficulty in walkirig. Theother children displeased with the bad behaviour of Marcelinus, left him by himself, at which he laughed and wandered away into the country One day in an omnibus, Marcelinus One Thursday, the schoolmates of would not give up his place to a lady Marcelinus had a pic-tie in the country. w ho found great inconvenience from a Every one brought provisions except the current of air. selfish-boy. In crossing a meadow a peasant took Marcelinus ot a\ay with his ears him by the ear and gave him a good bea- well pulled and much discontented. In ting:. Marcelinus cried for help but his the village he sap a vicious horse n which comradswouldnot come to hisassistance. had run away and was kicking violently. Marcelinus took refuge in the court- yard of a private house. The watch-dog sprang upon him and bit his legs He cried out for help; a good old lady came out to protect him, but hen she saw the bad boy she reentered the house. Seizing a stick Marcelinus freed him- self from his enemy. In closing the gate he recognized the lady of the omnibus. Marcelinus went away limping. The rain had again come on and the selfish- boy saw his comrads returning home in a covered van. He wanted to join them but th riage was full, and no one wouli him a place. Imagerie d'Epinal. PE . i .i- :- . he car- d give Seing a private carriage he begged to be taken in, his request was granted, and Marcelinus, delighted, prepared to enter. But as soon as he was recognized he was roughly repulsed by the old gentle- man to whom he had refused the shelter of his umbrella. He arrived home crushed w ith fatigue. His father, n~ho knew vhat had occu- red, said to him. See, that is what hap- pens to a sellish-hoy. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co. Kansas City. Mo." .1i --- I II .~._,.~.... III ..~ .~~.~ 7 -. ..-. ... .,&E- .---1- ELLEwN, imp.-Mdit. THEODORUS THE SLOVENLY If you meet in the street a little boy spotted with ink, grease and mud, it is Theodorus; no one is so dirty as he. He wears only linen: yet it is to good for Cousin Guerin came to invite Theodorus O him. He often begs his mother to hu\ him and his parents to a pleasure parly. The child in clothes like others wear. did not dare to accept because h' was too red badly dressed. e~ I rl I I Theodorus promised her to take care of his While waiting for the moment to start. clothes; he dressed in his new suit, and ran Theodorus ran down to the garden to play out to show it to the neighbours. with the dog. In less than an hour be wa' covered with mud. I,.- -^' r V AL A4^ 4 Theodorus saw the carriage start when it was out of sight, he sat down by the road side and cried very bitterly. The rarriag. having arrived with the party, Theodorus came along, covered with dirt the father and the mother of Theodorui; and black as a chimney-sweeper. When his called him to join them. father, saw him in that condition he sent him away very severely. A heggar passing by said to him : carry my Theodorus ashamed, replied I am the bag as oras the bridge, and I will give ) u a sou of a gentleman. I thought you were a penny. fellow\ member, said the beggar laughing. The little hoy went into the house and asked the servants to brush his clothes, which they refused to do. The dirty child never through of doing it himself. The next day his parents compelled him to put on his old clothes and they would not admit him to the table. He had to eat out of a wooden plate. The neighbours would always gel out of the way of Theodorus with digust; others coming across him, would put their fingers to: their noses. The dirliness of the little boy, caused him Theodorus repulsed by all, lives now in to be disposed by his schoolmates, and the the garret of the house and never sees anyone. master expelled him from the school. He will remain there until he becomes a little cleaner. Imagerie d'Epinal. PELLERTN, imp.-Mdit. "Printed expressly for Ihe Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." 5 .Y t'iI n the day of the party, Theodorus found is roonm a pretty suit of clothes. He dan- with joy and thanked his mother. F ;- mll I 4 1 .. _- -' i-r.-. iim Are you the officer who wishes to marry my sister? My father said that he would kick you out of the house Does that please you? THE LITTLE BOYS IN OUR DAYS STi \ T- I .I0*1 Papa has said to Mamma : Look My aunt Julia is stupid, she calls out for Magdelen for she steals. Is you a big canary as if you were a it true, Maggy? bird ;she is stupid ! I I i I say, Mr Victor, my papa says Mother says that you are always that you are troubled with debts. Do sponging. Tell me how you doit, they cause you much suffering? Mr Bastien? If your father's name is Thomas and he was a pork-butcher, why do you call yourself Visconute de Bois- Vert? it is not your name. 1 I I ft I " They say that. you kill the flies at Will you give father some ten yards with your breath, how money? For be told mother yester- can you do that, Mr John? day that: we are completely ruined. -b 7g/ I I When Mr Paul slapped you, did My father says that he is tired of you cry Mr Bastien, I always do. carrying you, Mistress Good. I did not know that he was so strong! You know papa, the naughty man who always asks for money is here, lie says that he will send you the constable. Imagerie d'Epinal. PELLERIN, imI Mother slapped me because I said that she put colours upon her checks. Hi... hi... hi... Is it not true. Mother, that you have forbi:lden us to say that our aunt is a servant in Paris'? There, do you see Nini, I was sure of it. r I Papa says that you are as proud as a peacock, Mr Richard; are the peacocks proud? As yiou do nothing hut invent gossips, you must have a great deal of them; give me some please, Mistress Vincent? ., .. , Every iime that you leave here Mamma talks about your nose, and makes Papa laugh. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing CO, Kansas City, Mo." - I THE BLACK MAN l.l. I A foolish servant, related to little Mary terrifying stories and among others the tale of the Black Man. Mary then ran up stairs and got into the chimney corner, where she heard the black man scratching and whistling. During the night, the little girl The next day, as Mary went into dreamed that the black man ran her mother's room, she saw a black after her and took her away in a man in the antechamber. large bag. Overcome with terror she hid in the garret, but she still heard whistling and scratching. She then ran down stairs as fast as she'could but stumbled and fell. to the floor. The little girl ran into the kitchen to find shelter and hid 'herself behind the stove; the black man followed her. !- The poor child was wounded, - but her fright was so great, that she did not feel it, but hid behind a tree in the garden. In looking up, she saw the black man on the top of the house. Mary terrified, escaped into the street. The father, and the mother, of the little girl searched for her everywhere, and despaired of fin- ding her. The servants were sent in all directions to inquire of the neigh- bours' and find what had become ol Mary. At last the little girl with her clothes all torn and covered with mud, was brought back to her family bv a policeman. Mary having related to her parents the cause of her fright; the father laughed and went out of the room. Imagerie d'Epinal. PELLERIN, imp.-6dit. A few moments after the father came in with the black man. Mary hid her head on her mother's breast. Mary saw her error and never after believed in tales; her father however discharged the lying ser- vant. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co. Kansas City, Mo." S.... -. , .. '. % "% II_ W. . * .E . vi IF I WAS A LITTLE BOY -31 1 !i r'j rin If I was a little boy, I would say to my Mamma : Mother don't spoil me anymore, I want to become a man. You give me as many sweets, cakes and jams as you do to our canary and to Zizi our dog. I have seen poor children laying In winter you cover me with wool on beds of straw. They were not and furs. Notwithstanding muffler afraid of catching a cold. and gloves, I shiver as soon as I am out. Look at those poor children how stout and strong they are and they only eat bread and soup. I lay in a bed as soft and downy as a pinnock's nest: feathers on the top and the bottom, I think myself in a warm bath. On my way I meet a good roany When I disobey you, you scold children of my age; they run about me. I cry and then you caress me. in the snow although they do not The result is, I don't obey. even wear stockings. To obtain toys, I flatter you or For fear of spoiling my elegant sulk, you give me some every day toilet, I dare not touch anything and yet they do not amuse me. and stand still there like a mumy. I see children who are playing in a mound of sand; they run and jump about with joy, without any constraint. The little boys often fight together, but I am so great a coward that I hide or run away. Take off my pretty clothes, sup- press the sweets, change my too soft bed and scold me when I am wrong. I want to become as strong as a poor child, that I may be able to serve and defend my country. If I was. a little boy little girl, this is what I to my Mamma. Imagerie d'Epinal. PELLERIN, imp.-edit. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." or even a would say '~' ~'` ' THE ADVENTURES OF A VOYAGE Inspired by the love of adventu- res, Mr Polyearp takes passage upon a big vessel. Not being accustomed to the sea, he rolls from right to left to the great amusement of all the sailors. Mr Polycarp while bathing in the sea is swallowed by a whale. Landing upon a island that seems deserted, M' Polycarp rests and dries his clothes. In passing the line of the equa- tor, AMr Polycarp receives the tradi- tional baptism. A serpent springs upon Mr Poly- carp, with open mouth to swallow him. At the same moment, an enor- mous crocodile seizes the serpent, and cuts it in two. Mr Polycarp was rejoicing, when a terrible lion bounced upon him: The traveller thought he was already devoured, when a savage killed the lion with his arrow. Mr Polycarp thanks his liberator, who smiles and leads him to a large fire. The savage was going to roast The gorilla was upon the point Mr Polycarp, when a gorilla sprang of doing the same thing to Mr Poly- upon the black man and strangled carp, when an Americani hunter lum. killed the beast. Imagerie d'Epinal. PELLERIN, imp.-edit. "Printed ex The hunter brought him to his Mr Polycarp saved, and cured hut and gave him some food, which from the passion for adventures, he surely needed. now plants cabbages in his native country. rpressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co. Kansas City, Mo." CECILIA THE BABBLER 10 W2aijnwax=I Madam Bourgeois, widowof poor officer, was Her eldest daughter, Cecilia, was already old obliged to economise, and to work very hard to enough to aid her molbhr ; she was a pretty little bring up her children, girl, and would have been beloved by all, if she had not possessed the fault of babbling. POW TE I-A That failing was so great with ber., that it was When she went for milk to the shop at the impossible for her not to speak; she spoke for corner of the street, she would stay a long time the sake of speaking, and often sent her mo- making idle remarks, but although a deaf ear was their's work-women to sleep by her chatter. turned to her, that she did not seem to notice. W~iUE gI1 " When at the grocers's, it was the same thing; It must be said however that the female porter Cecilia would talk, but everyone want on wbit his at the door lent her a willing ear, and they would occupation without replying to her. idle away hours together in empty talk. The poor boy, deprived of medical help, was The doctor, and Cecilia, arrived when the grea- likely to die. While awaiting the arrival of the t'.st danger was past. The doctor, not pleasedthat duclor, the apotberaary was sent for, who arrived another had taken hie place, blamed and threa- just in time to save the child. tend the apothecary. ' __M H II BI -E IIM .. .r. /IOIII I/ Q j "i One day her little brother fell ill, and Cecilia was sent by her mother to fetch the doctor. On her way she met with a companion, and stopped to tell her about the illness of her brother. r 6r^ 1 1 mI The apothecary, who was not too amiable, replied angrily and the two men were on the point of cr ,ing to blows, when Madam Bourgeois came b lveen them. ;~:GV 115*'I.': When she arrived al the Doctor's, she was told that he had just gone out; and instead of retur- ning home, she remained to chatter with the ser- vant. Cecilia, without bad intention, because of her desire to speak, went and told all the neighbours of the quarrel which had arisen between the apothecary and the doctor. The news spread that the apothecary was to be prosecuted, and all the old women gossips of the town, assembled in front of his shop, making a great noise. The crowd became so great that the apothecary was obliged to close the shutters of his shop to prevent the windows being broken. Cecilia on taking some work to a lady who had employed her mother related the Pcene with the doctor, and the results which had followed. I --- X \1 Cecilia returned home very miserable and rela- ted what had occurred. Your chattering will reduce us to the greatest misery ", said her weeping mother. The little girl was called as a witness before the doctors; her fear was great when she found herself amongst these grave personages. It was still worse when she was called upon to give her deposition at the Court, the little babbler L is time had lost her tongue. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." .tcuuja urew unersem i iner mUeru a a rms anu promised to correct her fault. She has kept her word; she now works with her mother and always speaks in a sensible manner. THE PRICE OF A LIE Julia, I am going out, promise not to As soon as her touch anything during my absence, went to the cupb said Mistress Daniel to her daughter. of jam and ate it - I promise, replied the child. mother had left, Julia oards. She found a pot all. When Mistress Daniel came home, As Julia had never told a lie, her mo- she said to her little girl : Have ou their did not doubt her word, and touched anything? No, replied Julia gave her a doll whose eyes could move. timidly, casting down her eyes. Mistress Daniel looked at her child who coloured up to the ears ; her mother went to let out the cat and saw the jam-pot empty. ~ftjl -"You have told me a lie ", said her mother. Julia pretended that the cat had entered the cupboard and eaten the jam. Mistress Daniel, in indignation took from the hands of her daughter, the plaything she had given her, and sent her from her presence. 'iA The maid wanting to treat one of her Mistress Daniel accused her girl with friends, took her into the garden; the the pilfer. It was not I ", cried Julia! two greedy women ones ate all the ripe You have told me a lie, I no longer apricots, believe you, replied the mother. Rk 4; Al i'' The little girl, notwithstanding her protestations, was shut up -in a closet in the garret, where she found upon the table the emotv iam-not. The child, weeping, protested her The people of the house and the innocence: You have told me a lie, neighbours came to look at Julia in that replied the mother compelling her to humiliating position; the child hid her kneel down in the garden, face and cried bitterly. Julia was so impressed with the con- sequences of her first lie, that she was ill with sorrow, during eight days. When she had recovered, the little girl vowed before all her family that she would never tell another lie: she has kept her promise. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." a- "'~ ""'~-' ''j .i p MARY THE DISOBEDIENT GIRL Mary in pulling the curtains broke the window, and the glass cut her hand. C- i .g I' ' *' She would not learn her lessons and her mother put her in a corner. She played with the fire and In trying to take some jam, she let. burnt her doll. it fall upon her dress. She went to pluck roses without permission and pricked her fingers. She annoyed her brother who gave her a beating in return. She teased a monkey which gave Her grand mother scolded her her a deep scratch. severely for having put out her tongue to her. As she was naughty, her mother put her into a dark room. As she destroyed the flowers in the garden, she was forbidden to play in it. (7/ \I \ I She listened at the door of her She let her cup fall, and was father's room and he punished her deprived of her breakfast. for her curiosity. I She teased the fowls and the coc w at her face. ck In drawing water against the will of her mother, she spoilt her fine dress. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic She was knocked down by the pigs, when she opened the stable door. Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." She is now playing by the river side, her mother will know it, because her shoes are wet. 12 ", f I ,' *^he i i I LIl~ p L7 ~n~g~Ly LOUISETTE AND THE LAMB ':'~' 'i_-i r :I"l~Ft~' '~4:-'I-~F~ A sheep-dealer had passed by the -ame So it happened that at the turn of the way, and had dropped out of his cart a little road. Louisette found tll poor little lamb lamb. stretched on the ground aid to all appea- rauce dead. There was once a poor old man, who bIoke His daughter Louisele, in going to the stones all the day on the highway, winch village school every morning said : Ob dear,. fatigued him very much. when shall I be able to work and support my father. The little Louiserlt Ihinking tlht the lamb was hungry, gently tried to make it drink the milk which she had brought for her hbreakfast. They put the little land in a clean .table and strewed fresh straw for it. The lamb having drunk some -ikfond itelf better. She gradually rose upon her litl le lgs and cried for his mother by hlea- ling : Bia, Ba, Ba. A few days after, they took it into tll mena- dow to eat the sweet grass. But its mother had been carried far away Her father seing her arrive with the little by the sheep-dealer, so Louiselle led the lamn, was pleased with her and kissed her' little lamb home calling to II in her little ,,s a ecomlpense for her kindness of heart. sweet voice : Ba, Ba, Ba. W\Vh.n Louiselte entereJ t1h, lield from When Iouisette and her father went to school, the gratefhi animal would come ad walk ini th, vevi ning afler their days work, rub itself aaiusl Iier. the: dear lamb would follow them like a faithful dog. When the lamb growing up, it became such They did well not to sell it for in the a fine sheep, that the butcher wanted to buN spring she had two chaimings laml ,, and it. But they replied : Not for anything will Louiselle found that she was rich in poIstssing we sell the animal we love. the three. The next year the sheep, and o of th lambs which had grown up, had each of iuhm two little ones and Louisilte now ihad ,even. I--- They also wove cloth from which the tailor made trousers and coats. At length the produce of the fock brought riches, and Lotusette had the satisfaction of supporting her old father. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." In summer the sheep were shorn of their wool, which made them feel comfortable. The wool was washed and dressed, and woven into many useful articles. 13 A i~"-. '~~I;-~ .: : ..;.;i~.: COURAGE RECOMPENSED 14. It was the village feast: the pea- The girls and boys amused them- >ants and the invited-town's people selves as they wished: some at the . danced upon the green or nanderAd game of king and round-about, the under the cool shadow of the foliage. others at never loose and always win. The elder ones tried their skill on the crossbow, and others measured their strength by striking on the head of a Turkish doll. Several carriages were to be seen; they belonged to the invited guests of the lord of the manor. The feast was very animated. All at once cries for help came from Ihe river. Everyone ran towards it. Whilst a crowd of idle gapers looked at the drowning child, Jacques the shepherd's son, plunged into the river. He arrived just as the little girl had sunk. Jacques dived and was fortunate enough to find her and to bring her ashore. I/ il- I I---"4 They carried the little girl to the The little girl could even sit down castle; they used every means to call to dinner. Before taking place at "the her to life, and very soon she became table, she iaked to see the person who conscious, had saved her. They compelled Jacques to sit in the place of honour at the side of the little grl, and everyone praised the child for his courage. The little boy found himself very uneasy amongst those grand people; he was very happy to see his father and mother enter the room. The parents of the little girl spoke to those of Jacques. To whom they gave a sum of money which put them beyond the reach of want. The next day a splendid carriage occupied by the parents and their little girl, stopped before the house of the shepherd. As soon as he arrived the son of the shepherd was dressed like a gen- tleman, and even given a watch with seals and a golden chain . Jacques loved to work; he learnt all that a young man should know. At the age of twenty, the shepherd's son was an officer in the Hussars. The young officer came to see his parents who still lived in their cottage in the village. All the people in the rounlry paid honour to Jacques. Five )ears afterwards, the shep herd's son was Captain and led to the altar the little girl whom he had sated; such was the recompense of the courageous boy. "Printed expressly fqr the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." Professors, one after the other, gave lessons to Jacques, who before had received little education. fC.\~P~t-,"--- ~- 'B r I I a . Qin-- I.- -,-,i - .-...,jr~Ti -:.' 1. ...-... ,. --: ,','.....-I:E~:~~~.~ip~ '77-000 John Serinet takes advantage of a heavy shower of rain to water his garden. I Eva I John Serinet climbs upon a lad- der to catch the moon. John Serinet asks for strap oil. John Sermnel finds an instru- ment which he thinks is a pipe. John Serinet is frightened on seeing a large hare and thinks it is a wolf. how to mount on horseback. First riding lesson. John Serinet finds a ingenious manner of catching ducks. John Scrinet prepaz:es to enter the National Guard John Serinet searches under- neath the cabbages for a little brother. try-yard. John Serinel tries to catch a bird by putting salt upon its tail. John. Serinet trying to fish ih. a bottle of water, spills it all over the floor. John Serinet while stealing fruit remains suspended to a branch of the tree. John Serinet desiring to learn how to swim, ties his foot to a stake. But a goose having defied him, Wanting to steal some honey, he nearly fell with fright, he is stung by the bees in an exemplary manner. John Serinet plants brooms- sticks, thinking that they will take root. To accustom him to danger, .; his parents bought him wild ' beasts in pasteboard. But he cured himself of the stings, his nose diminished, and his spirits rose. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." 15. TRUE STORY OF JOHN SERINET I _ O i IJ li ;i CHARLES THE DISOBEDIENT BOY Charles having the imprudence to slide, falls and breaks his arlm. While stealing green apples, he falls from the tr'c. He is sent away from his school' for not knowing his lessons. Playing with fire, he puts the chimney in flames. He opens the canary's cage and He wants to taste the wine, but the bird flies away. not being able to replace the cork he lets it flow in the cellar. He mounts upon his father's- He climbs upon a ladder and horse, which is so frightened, that wounds himself in falling. it runs away. His father to punish him puts him in a dark closet with bread and water for his food. He burns his fingers in touching the pans which were before the fire. He entered a small boat, but the He torments the bees and is current carried it away and he ran nearly stung by them. the risk of being drowned. I I I EM I7 7 7 1 aIAni Ii k I I hS t T ,- ,-.. -- I '7, U I He wants to tie an old sauce-pan He wanted to rob a bird's-nest He is lost in the forest, where he to a dog's-tail and the dog bites and is caught by the game-keeper. spends all the night. his leg. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing C, Kansas City, Mo." Some gypsies found him and took him far away from home. 16 THE LITTLE GIRLS IN OUR DAYS Be quick, Louison, you annoy me,- I wont dance with you M' Pail you,, dress my hair more quickly. I detest are too young; I only like men. lazy people. No, M' Thro, I will not learn my piano-lesson to day, I do not feel well, my nerves are over-strung. Were ,ou at the theatre yesterday Mr Sylvan? How do you like the tenor ? In my opinion he has a poor voice. My father is an officer, yours is a shop keeper. You see, Miss, that \we cannot associate. Come here Mary here is Georg.- and his friend, avoid them, because they are not respectable young men. Decidedly not. I will not say goodday to M' Durand for be does not bo% when he meet,- me. -I-Y I do not like flowers on a bonnet, they are so \ulgar; a simple ribbon is more tasteful. I will only marry a rich man who can give me fine dresses, a large man- sion, with horses and carriages. What a ridiculous man that is. Did you see that tailor who dared to He wears laced shoes and turned- sit in my presence' What a clown' down false collars, it quite excites What a booby my pity ! If you wish to go out with me M' tharles, put on your gloves and thro%\ axwas your cigar. A smoker is bad company. L l .i '. i lm l I Il i My grandmotherr is a good woman but she does not dress well. I avoid her as much as possible. - 1! Emily de Saint-Phar, I give up the place to one of your class..... Get away ' No, Oscar I will not marry you till you have changed your college cap for that of a General. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." 17 THE ENCHANTED WHISTLE r/- :2 I The kind hearted boy put it into the water and then found' at his side a whistle. In a moment, he was at home with his grandmother, also with his brothels and sisters, orphans like himself. I I Iln IIRm rFll Little Peter told his story to his grandmother; she blew upon the whistle, but no one appeared. Seing the power of his whistle, The family lived in abundance, little Peter asked for a house, and thanks to the talisman of the little found a splendid palace. boy; in the country everyone spoke only of their riches. The brothers and sisters of little Peter, asked him to take them to the court of the king, hut Peter refused. "Prin --:*.'- *... ,.. Through little boys distance and malice they stole the talisman, went to a I whistled upon-it. Little Peter took the whistle and The little boy did not know wel blew upon it : immediately a dwarf what to say but at last he wishe appeared and said : what do you he was with his grandmother. want of me ? +111 MV/JL The little boy blew the whistle and the dwarf appeared; little Peter asked for a good dinner. A sumptuous feast was served in a moment; and all the family who generally lived only upon bread, partook- of it. The brothers and sisters of little Little Peter far from imitating Peter became great personages, them, assisted all the poor people despising their former friends, of the country which gave gjea offence to his family. In a moment, they were transfor- med into birds of prey, and disap- peared in the air for ever. ted expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo. Little Peter wept for his brother! and his talisman, but as he wa: good and rich he lived happy and beloved. .1 I' II1 II *1~ I 6. I. I? ~e.'i 18. :Ip ....- Il I'" i' .!.'. fi~o I ., i- iqa I; ' , hi I ; I. fm CALINO'S SIMPLICITY S -I]L Calino every morning lights his Calino pays no attention to threa- indle to see if there is sunlight. tened fines for fishing out of season. -(He fishes in a well). ,u h1' 'i., , Calino thinks that spectacles are rade for those who do not know ow to read. Calino wants to know the laws of his country and asks the book- seller for the laws of the future. -I .- 1 Calino throws away the which the servant had home from the market, they are not red. crawfish brought because Calino arrives too late to see the eclipse, and asks the astronomer to recommence. Calino being at the concert, says that the musicians play all together so as to finish sooner. i--Rm7T771 Calino seeing a royal carriage pass, says that if he were king he would have golden horses. Calino planted a long pike in his garden, expecting it to grow into a fish. Calino bargained for six partrid- ges, they would give him his choice at 30 cts each- or S. 4.20 for all. He took four. Calino said to his friends that he would never consent to bathe before he knew how to swim. .- Calino in the boat, presses his oar with all his force against the bow, and is astonished to find it does not advance. Calino seing a lady and her Calino asked his chemist to sell daughter, asked if the mother was him some strap-oil and scamper- older than her girl. powder. Calino at the end of the sermon Calino having a pain in the sto- on backbiting, went to the dentist mach, applies twelve leaches to the and had his teeth pulled. place affected by swallowing them. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing C, Kansas City, Mo." .. .- ... ,: ':i.. : "H.. *:'.-' .... ",'.*... .,- ..... ^. :* ..' .*,: "*': *"* . *,..: .-.* ,, =.: -w :^. ._ ".." .... .. :.:',:;..' ..fa;:, = .,., ":.. ^ C_ I - '7.1 I ` -~--------- I =It THE MAGIC LANTERN This first picture repret.ents Pharamond. bui r in i21, ce-jiied iupoiil the target by his .oldiers and becoming the lirm.l Kini of France : Pull Ihe stllrn,. Here is- k he lebrated Cliriutoiiher Colom- bus iwCnvering America. in I M, arid lauding -on the coait arnungst tht aa.i. ,Wcntiti here h kre i Ppmtn 1h i EBf, king uii Franrce. hbin iIn 75q. the fathri of Charle- mague, \ ho o tiler; thearelna Io I lht ag-.ii a bull 1[u~ll [lie.*IiI, LU'ifl ;I, it mjuk Schwariz. the in% c lulr of gu~it.p-mu 1-rtiniI i 34, thrownr-up itito We are on the place of execullion, and assisting at 1bth punimhment of Ravaillac, the criminal who on the i. th. of May 1610, stabbed Henry the fourth Pull the ilrir.g. Throw a glance upon the good Parmen- tier, born in 1783, importing the potato into France and being laughed at by thN people: Pull the string. Salnue the heroic leanne d'Arc, born at Domremy in i 1 '2, the simple shepherdess, who encouraged ihe soldiers, and sa~v,' France from an invasion : Pull the string. Now, see the king of France. Louis I\, born The taking and the deslruclion of the in 14"23, having Ini first minister shut up in Bastille by the Freinch Nation, winch took a iron cage on the charge of treason : Pull place on the I I th. of Julv 178'I. memorable the string, day Pull the string. My Ilsi and most charming picture repre- sents Punch dealingg Pierrot's slice of head. Good night' - "Printed expressly for the Humor/stic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." 20. ... ` -~--*- -- -~-~~- THE MIS-ADVENTURES OF Mr HEEDLESS Mr Heedless goes a great deal into society. Arrived at his home to fetch his opera hat Invited to the house of the duchess of Wild- Mr Heedless forgets his engagements at the Oats he dresses himself in his best coat. When party and prepares himself for bed. Some one he is in the street one of his friends stops him. Mr knocks at the door. It is a messenger whom Heedless has forgotten to take off his night cap! the duchess has sent to fetch him. Half suffocated by his new friends Mr Heedless escapes with great difficulty, carrying away an umbrella he has found in the anti room. He has again changed his head dress.. You think Mr Heedless cured? Not at all. The spring has come, our fnend shaves off his whiskers. He goes to make his excuses to the duchess. Alas! he has only shaved half of his face. The audience is consternated. The General Thunderbolt offers his card to unfortunate man. It is a duel of death, Mr Heedless who under-stands nothing of finishes by giving his card in exchange. presents the ace of diamonds ? The duchess langhs ; she is propitiated and pardons him. She bids her visitor be seated and he sits down on a sofa, but something stirs; it is the poor puss, the much loved cat of its Mistress that is half suffocated. 21 &elmA He is obliged to dress himself again; but When he arrives at the house of the duches instead of putting on the coal which he had he makes a mistake in going upstairs and find thrown on a chair; he arrays himself in his himself on the wrong floor. He walks into ai uniform of the National Guard and so Mr artist's masquerade ball. Thanks to his mili. Heedless is disguised as a soldier. tary dress; he is well received. I,, "..I I I Recognized by the corporal he is once more on the right way to his house. The rain falls- in torrents, the umbrella does its work. Mr Heedless seeks his couch after having put the umbrella to dry in a corner. Upon this the duchess becomes very angry, Mr Heedless wishes to make the poor cat smell some smelling salts. Feeling in his pocket for the bottle he brings out a pair of snuffers!! But he has reversed the order of things; after he has carefully laid the umbrella under the eider down, he pul himself to dry in the chimney corner. The morning linds him in this lamentable situation. At an evening party, Mr Heedless is absor- bed in a game of trick-track. He is offered something to drink, he swallows the dice and throws the boiling punch on the trick-track board. His adversary rises in fury. :rI old Brought back to the reality, he wishes to Put outside the door by his irritated chara- the leave the house. He is joined in the vestibule pion, Mr Heedless lights his cigar in a melan- du but by the dreadful Thunderbolt. just as he is choly manner. He hastens home and sends cu this, putting on the general's feathered had I the trick-track, the punch and the general to thi He the 500 devils. Arrived at home he throws ha his cigar out of the window and goes tran- on quilly to bed. be "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." But disturbed by the prospect othe future el, he puts the cigar carefully to bed, the stains catch fire and our unfortunate hero rows himself out of the window. Providence s arranged that there is a maltress below which he sleeps the sleep of the just, living thai he is in his lied. * .. . * i 5F 5~ ~1., I~ 4 8' I Ix Ie Ii! I..".i! -1 .'~ . K -.-, : : 7 1" q . .. %I W WW- .0" ~~a---;;;r-~~--U~! c~-----~iLC~LIL THE KING OF THE MOON George has played htuant from school and is so fatigued that be goes to sleep in a corn field. He then sees a strange man approach who has large wings attached to his shoulders. /Mrm=-m /<- This man says to him I am the George wishes for nothing better; lie King of the Moon, and I am going to is installed on the shoulders of the King take you up there with me "of the Moon who then flies anav with him. Arrived in the Moon, the travellers are saluted by a crowd of children who walk on all fours. Who are these asks George. "They are', replies the King," the greedy children of the earth who are here condemned to eat nothing but grass. Further on, they meet other children and George perceives that they open- their mouths without speaking a word, because they have no tongues. "Those, said the King ", are the story-tellers and the children \who talk too much. I have all their tongues in my pocket" and that is how I punish them The King ol the Mooni said to George " these are the bullies who are always fighting their comrades and tormenting the animals " George began to be afraid and tried to run away but the King of the Moon held him by his blouse. They come to an avenue ol trees, and tied to each tree is a little boy or a little girl. Theie is your place sni King, with these idle children who !pla ed truant instead or going to aLd working " . .i " d the n have school George sees a negro administer a volley of blows with a rod to all the children and lastly to hinm. George screams loudly and wakes to find himself in the corn field, where he has been sleeping, happy that it is only a dream ! But he said to himself the king of the Moon is right to punish the idle and I have learnt a lesson. With this reflec- tion he made haste to go to school. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." a...L'.... .. .a;.. .. .. ....... .. .-..-l... .. -.':-.':... 22 W r . Gessler, governor of the Swiss in 1307, Sometimes he took away the locks was a hard and cruel man, who ill trea- of the mountaineers, and at other times ted without reason those whom he ought he seized the shepherds themselves and to have protected. forced them to hard labour. Melchthal the patriarch of the Swiss having dared to murmur against this despot was carried off from his family by the soldiers of Gessler. 23 William Tell, the most skilful in the country, dragged the ol out of the hands of the soldiers him in a solitary hut. WILLIAM TELL The good Melchthal having been discovered in his retreat, was thrown into prison and the lerocious governor had his eyes put out. Brought before the governor, William Tell was condemned to shoot with a cross-bow at an apple to be placed on the head of his son. The indignant people cried ven- geance! William Tell, Walter and the son of Melchthal swore to deliver their country from the yoke of the tyrant. i^^ 7^^^ji~iail The child was tied to a tree. William Tell shot, and pie ced the apple; but in his emotion, he led fall an arroun which he had hidden. Gessler in order to brave the mal- William Tell accompanied by his contents, had his hat placed in the mid- young son while crossing the square, die of the public square, and obliged the refused to pay homage to the hat. He passers-by to bon before it. was immediately seized and loaded with chains. For whom did you destine this arrow.' asked the governor. For thee, barbarous man, if I had killed my child! replied boldly William Tell. Thrown into a boat, in order to be- taken to a fortress by Gessler, William Tell was crossing the lake of Lucerne when a dreadful tempest came on. On the pointof perishing, Gessler had William unbound and promised him his liberty if he would steer the boat. Wil- liam seized the helm. Gessler saved from the storm, tried to re-capture William who had leaped upon a rock in pushing the boat from land. The governor was on the point of seizing William, but the latter with an arrow from his bow piercedthe heart of the tyrant and thus saved his country. Carried in triumph by the mountai- neers, William Tell was proclaimed the Liberator of Sv that time has witzerland, which, since kept its independence. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing CO, Kansas City; Mo." __ I I I I I 1' j archer d man and hid - ;. xbL-;L I .-L I I.. I .. .... -I.. -P. :: .. -.. - . a = '. I-..-~ .h-.. lr-:-~ ~-- ijl.. CL~r;U .L :ilL;.k~~ GENEVIEVE OF BRABANT - .0 .*^ -* r T -- Genevieve of Brabant, sweet and good creature, was the Providence ot the unfortunate, the pride of Lord Sjfl'ron her husband. Immediately after the departure of his master, Golo was insolent to Geuevieve. She threatened to tell her husband. The perfidious Golo, to revenge him- self upon Genevieve, commanded two assassins to go and murder her in the depths of a wood. The assassins touched by the youth and beauty of Genevieve had not the heart to kill her and they abandoned her in the forest. The poor woman wandering alone in the wood follow ed a % hite doe that led her into a cave where she oiind shelter. A short time after heaven sent her a- Without other nourishment than the fine child. The white doe came of her wild fruits. Genevieve and her son lived own accord to nourish it. thus for seven years in company with wild animals. -i rf K j> 7 '/ ,'m a Returned from the war, Siffroy learns In dispair at this news, Lord Siffroy from the mouth of the traitor Golo that vent alone to hunt, so as to forget his Genevieve had run away and taken all grief : and to think how he could the money \ ith her. revenge himself upon the guilty one. Mem p If I ..& 49 & II I A whitee doe came before his eyes. Siffroy galloped after her on his horse without being able to overtake her. was his surprise and his joy Genevieve having proved he- itino- Swife whom he had thought cence. Lord Siffroy returned home with nd a son w hom he did not knew. his wife and child and then had Golo arrested. Eight days afterwards before all the lords of the country, the innocence of Genevieve was proclaimed and Golo condemned to death. In spite of the entreaties of the good Genevieve, the perfidious Golo suffered the punishment which he well merited, and perished with a rope round his neck. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." _ .. ___ ___I__~_~_ ~ ^..- What I.; to rind a "...... .u. .t. P ~:' -. .. .'. ' 24 -09mmimb9m "Tw THE SAILOR-BOY'S DREAM On a vessel, a little sailor-boy In his dream he saw his mother, dreamt of his native country. who was nursing him on her knees. He played on the beach with his little comrades. 25 0s^ On Sunday he went to church with his parents. And in the evening, they ate some good buck wheat cakes. The little sailor-boy saw his father taking his nets out of the boat. The son who was inclined to laziness, did not obey his father. The little sailor-boy then saw his mother entreating him to work. But he was so lazy that he would not listen to her. Two days after, without saying a word to him, his father took him by the hand., And made him enter as an ap- prentice upon a vessel which was about to start. He 'had to go up the rigging Refusing to do his task, he was He received twenty lashes from night and day and in all weathers, tied to the mast. the cat-o-nine-tails and was daubed with tar. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, In was boy! Mo." vain he deplored his fault, it too late! Sail away, poor ;1 ' i; i ' i ; 'I : i t, .?, ... 1 j r.r r .. (4 i:ji .~.. "- ~, i..; N7'--_ _ Can you tell me why they forbid I don'1 know at all plied the us to go into the poultry-yard the wine young girl, but I do know that we shed and'the hot-house? asked Paul ought to obey our parents. So much of his eldest sister. the worse said Paul for I am going into the poultry-yard and he went. /1I A~a^ ^S^ THE COSTLY DISOBEDIENCE 1! 41 Turk, the watch-dog, slipped into Paul tried to drive the dog away, the poultry-yard at the same time as but he could not prevent his killing a the little boy, and sprang upon the dozen of the most beautiful fowls. ducks, the turkeys, and the fowls. 26 Paul's papa hearing the disturbance, went down into the poultry-yard and saw the disaster, caused by his .nn's disobedience. I He look the dead fowls and fastened thenl to Ihe back of his son, with this inscription. For each fowl, the bear:i is to have a boxon-the-earl " Paul was obliged to walk through the streets with thii baggage; the pasiers-hy understood the punishment :irod he was soon surrounded hy a crowd. The disobedient little boy received a dozen boxes-on-the-ears, and he retur- ned home with his face much swollen, and looking very miserable. This was a rough lesson, but the little boy was not cured; a few days after he stealthily crept into the hot- house. His sister, who saw hirh go in, tap- ped against the glass, to call him back; Paul pretended neither to hear nor to see her. S He walked through the green-house and a wonderful exotic attracted his attention; he touched the leaves and : they hurt his hand. A;! He saw about fifteen lub. arranged against the wall; this wa- not very interesting. lie mounted a ladder to S find something heller. He did not pay much attention to the pricks, but soon after, the pain became intolerable and he went crying to his mother. Arrived at the top, he leaked for- ward to look into the vat..the odour made him giddy, and he fell in with a cry ! His mother, sent for a very ener- getic remedy that was. much more painful than the disease. Hii sister, who always followed him because she knew how disobedient he was; called the gardener who pulled the little boy out, half suffocated. The next day Paul's arm was as big as a leg: however, they were not obliged to cut it off as they had at first feared. To restore him to life they were obliged to perform terrible operations : and many pails of his body were burnt with live coal. You think that these lessons cured the child of his disobedience? Not at all! Paul had scarcely recovered, when he took the key of the wine shed. Paul is cured of his malady, and his fault. His disobedience has cost him dear, for his face is blotched and is the colour of wine-dregs. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." t v - ......... 4~c2 --~--cl416 THE DISOBEDIENT LITTLE GIRLS Adele teases the dog and lie bites her. She goes too near the chimney and her dress catches fire. Bertha goes for a walk in the They take her out of the pond wood without her nurse and loses into which she had fallen, while herself. heedlessly playing near. Clara upsets on hei dress a bas- ket of eggs, which shee eldl care- lessly. She amuses herself by the edle of a pond, and the ducks eat the pastry that she had been to fetch. Elise in chasing butterflies, tram- pies or the flower heads, and does -reat mischief in the garden. She sets fire to a wasp's nest and is soon covered with stings. Emma meddles with her father's! tools, and cuts her fingers. She ventures in the midst of a herd of cattle, and they knock her OVer. FaIrny, surprised by the storm, r an scarcely find the road to the I0i)!lUt. She scratches her lace and her arms, in trying to get bird's nests. Louise is sent away from church on account of her giddiness. She mischievously rings the bell, and some one throws a pail ol' water on her head. When Julia goes on any errands. Her thoughtlessness is the cause' she hurts herself at each step, for of her getting a needle into her want of attention, hand. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing C0, Kansas City, Mo. " . ,- .5 .. .*;,,. ...-.._-.1 -.,-" "- ." 27 -m 3.11 ;r T ~--mr\ \; ;; i s -iIi :ci THE DISOBEDIENT LITTLE BOYS Charles goes to bathe without per- mission and he is nearly drowned. Wishing to pull some hair out of Augustus teases some rabbits,. the tail of a horse, he receives a and he is caught by their owner, kick. who administers correction to him. He goes poaching, and rest sus- pended by his garments! Eugene tries to put walnut-shells on the four paws of a cat, and receives a great many scratches. He makes a see-saw with his sled, tumbles off, and gets up with a wound in his head. Louis lets off fireworks, and in so doing sets fire to an old woman's clothes. In throwing stones, he blinds a passer by. Jules hurts his hand through his greediness. In searching lor crabs he gets his lingers pinched. Victor sent with father's break- feast stops on the way, to play with his comrades. Paul mounts a horse, who get: rid of him directly. He puts some lighted tinder in the ears of a donkey laden with pipes, and becomes the victim of his own malice. Ernest wishes to steal ducks'. eggs, and the watch dog seizes him by the calves of his legs. He falls into a fountain, at LhI edge ofwhich, he had set birdtraps "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." 28 LI E .1i _ ~ j72 If THE URCHINS How strange it rains and yet it is fine weather. I say, Sir, your hair is not your own, is it? Jules, would like to be a soldier, but only as a General. Azor! my poor Azor! the little wretches have tied a wooden shoe to his tail. " Gee up, jade! " It you call me jade and keep whipping me, I shall not play. Jack pudding! Jack pudding! SHave I... borrowed money of you to go and... drink ?... " "Will! you arenotparticular must You wont give me any'? oh very say. You have finished your share well. I shall go and tell mother that and now you want to eat mine! you have taken the cherries ^g I a l You call me names again! - I'll let you know! .. " Go on! You great not afraid. " Baby! I amn You cheat because he is the strongest he wants always to win. " SI wont be a Bedouin any longer; it is my turn to be the conqueror. " Will you give me a hair? " of your,; *u I al E r, -I ,' br Master! Master!... Malborough is dead, mironton, mironton, mi- rontaine! " " What time is it, if you please?" Adrien will not let me pull his hair! "--"Stupid boy! -.Whydont you let him do it! " "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." 29 I -- I Mistress! Mistress !.,. goes up to her tower! mironton, mironton, mirontaine !!" I -Qdm rl THE INQUISITIVE LITTLE GIRL Little Amelia was so inquisitive that she hid herself behind thie fur- niture, in order to hear what the grown up people were saying. "A DA h~ilC~IMl When she could not hide herself, she looked through the key hole to spy out what people were saying or doing. One day some one opened the door suddenly, and the little girl was knocked don n and hurt. Still this did not correct her. Amelia convicted of having rum- maged in. the secretary was sent away by her aunt under the suspi- cion of theft. Seeing the accident that she had caused, she went and hid herself in her father's room. On her return to-the house she saw a bottle'on the chimney piece. She look it down, uncorked it, and smelt it and immediately fell down suffocated. r lii 1-1 j5L;Psl~i 5 Her aunt having discovered the innocence of her niece, restored her to her good graces. They, put her to bed and she was ill for a week, while her face was as vellow as a citron. I IIl I Her brother brought his mother two pretty little canaries in a bas- ket. Amelia opened the'basket, and the birds flew away. In the evening, hearing conver- sation in the drawing room, she climbed outside the shutters to listen. In trying to recoer his birds, her brother had a fall and broke his arm. The youn, man suffered so much that he cried bitterly. R-: 0 'i The noise of her fall attracted attention ; they opened the window, and ten personssearched the garden. Amelia regained her room ; while the servants, armed with sticks and with lights in their hands, visited the four corners of the garden. Amelia stayed in her bed. Her The gardener showed to his mis- aunt came to see her and asked her tress Amelia's footprints, and a "What has caused all the scratches piece of her dress which had caught on your face? It is the cat in the thicket of thorns replied the untruthful little girl. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." Instantly the aunt sent for her niece and related her conduct before every body, and after that, she would, have nothing more to do nith her. 30 The next day, Amelia saw with horror that her face was like a balloon! the thorns had scratched it in all directions. A Q. LITTLE TOM THUMB The woodcutter and his wile form plans for getting rid of their children. Little Tom Thumb scatters peb- bles on the road so as to be able to find his way back. Tom Thumb and his brothers arrive at the Ogre's house. The Ogre wishes to cut the The Ogre's wife gives Little Tom throats of Tom Thumb and his Thumb and his brothers some- brothers. thing to eat. .The Ogre pursues I Thumb and his brother 5 Little Toi 's. n Tom Thumb discovers the Ogre ..ittle Tom Thumb goes back to the sleeping under a large tree and Ogre's house and demands of his steals his seven-league-boots. wife the key of her husband's treas u re. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo. LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD One day little Red Riding hood was told to carry a pie and a jar of butter to her sick grandmother. The grandmother shouts : Pull out the pegs and the door will open " In the woods little Red Riding hood Whilst little Red Riding hood is meets sir Wolf and explains to him the playing on the road gathering nuts and object of her errand, flowers, sir Wolf hastens to the house of the grandmother. I %, x -x IMMMRW - The bad fellow does so and jumping Then he dresses himself in the caps on the old woman devours her. and clothes of the :poor woman and takes her place in the bed. 32 Sir Wolf arrives first and knocks the door. Sir Wolf is Nwaiting impatiently the arrival of little Red Riding hood. r. Little Red Riding hood comes aud knocks three times at the door. Thewolf, disguising his voice, shouts: ".Pull out the pegs and the door will open ". Little Red Riding hood enters and presents to her grandmother the ie and ar of butter. *" onrH 0 O grandmamma! how big your ears are! It is to hear you better, my child " Sir Wolf :ays : "Place the jar and the pie on the cupboard and come into bed with me " O grandmamma! how big your eyes are! It is to see you better, my child " Little Red Riding hood undresses herself and goes in bed with her graLid mother. 0 grandmamma! How large yi teeth are It is to devour you A the bad n olf rising in the Ied jumps the little girl and devours her. -o ~our 'a 3U ,nd on "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo.' W--- ; -- -.- .: --- I- -- . ... .. .. -I-.- : .." .. cu.., .7, Little Red Riding hood at the side of the wolf exclaims : 0 grandmamma' How large your arms are! It is to embrace you better, my child " .ju.- -*.,. .. ___ 3 f:i <: sI at for E FLYING TRUNK THE FLYING TRUNK Once upon a time there was a rich When he died the son inherited his merchant who had a son whom he loved immense fortune ; but he spent money very dearly, so foolishly that he was soon comple- tely ruined. He had only a large trunk left which was enchanted and could Ily about like a bird. One day he sat upon it and ascended into the air. He landed in Turkey near a large castle and having bid his trunk in the woods near by he took a little pro- menade. He met a nurse and pointing to it He then again mounted upon his asked her whose palace it was. She trunk and having ascended to the top of told him that it was the residence of the the castle, entered through the window Sultan's daughter of the princess chamber. He told her that he was the God of The merchant's son related so many the Turks. The princess believing him, agreeable stories to the Sultan and his begged him to dine with her parents, wife, that they offered him the hand of which he did. their daughter in marriage. The day before the wedding, the whole city was illuminated and the son of the merchant, having bought some fireworks, ascended %with his trunk. I S1I itm.Ax VIMVI I ,FSI+ For many days t the terrace, awaitir divine bridegroom. Afler taking a promenade through the city, the merchant's son returned to the wood for his trunk. At the same time he %was in the woods and in his despair he pulled out' all his hair At length he sold his beautiful dres- sing gom n to a second hand dealer, and started for home on foot and with a stick in his hand. Alas' A spark of the brilliant fire- works had fallen upon the trunk and burned it, and his fortune was destroyed for ever. Having returned to his native country, every one avoided him, and, as he was always speaking of his wonderful adventures in Turkey, they put him in an insane asylum. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." 33 ~L I Jack Simpleton is a big boy fifteen His mother told him one day to go to years old but so stupid that his parents the house of the nurse and fetch home do not know what to do with him. his baby brother. As you are good for nothing else perhaps you may be able to A- l ," 34 Ja(k started off and on the way met While Jack is idling away his time the nurse who said : Go to the house on the road, a monkey enters the room and you \will lind your brother in the in which the baby is and looks with cradle wonder at the little child. At length Jack arrives and looking with amazement into the cradle shouts : " O! my little brother has whiskers already! " He carries the monkey away swinging him to and fro in his arms to make him sleep; but the monkey, not enjoying this, bites his nose. Jack becomes angry and wishes to whip him :but the monkey runs up into a tree and ascends to the uppermost branch. On his knees Jack begs him to come Jack now takes a stone and thro- s it down but the monkey will not and only with such force at the monkey that he makes wry faces at him. falls lifeless to the ground. Filled with grief and despair at the The physician thinking that he is result of his rash act, he carries the being made a fool of, orders his servant body to the best doctor in the neigh- to put him out. bourhood. I have killed him. He was too bad to His mother faints away while his live ". Jack answered and threw the father seizes a hig hickary stick and monkey to the floor, prepares to chastise his inhuman son. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." At this moment the nurse enters w ith the true baby and the innocence and simplicity of poor Jack are established. JACK SIMPLETON Jack runs off, and arriving at his home is met by his parents who ask: " Where is your brother? " The land of Cocagne is a country which you cannot find on any map. It is the paradise of good children. THE LAND OF COCAGNE L- The boys always ride on rocking horses and bycicles and they never meet a stone on the road. Water does not flow through the rivers, but sweet milk which the boys drink as they glide over in their little boats. 35 The little girls are always playing battle door and shuttle lock and never grow tired. The houses are made of ginger bread Every afternoon there is a Punch and and cakes so that if you are hungry you Judy show n~here the most beautiful can eat the walls without breaking pieces you can imagine are played. your teeth. There are no schools there. Lessons are given in the country and any hour that the children wish. Their books are so amusing and inte- resting that they cannot lay them aside: they are full of beautiful colored pictures. It never rains in Cocagne. The sun is never too warm and they can play all day without growing tired. From morning till night they run around in the shade of large oak trees. The girls also run where they please without tearing their dresses, as there are neither thorns nor brambles. Lunch is always waiting. They can have what they wish. All kinds of sweet meats and delicacyes are there. In the evening they all sing and dance In the central building which is made together. Their feet do not become cold of ice cream there is a large skating for the grass is never damp. ring free for all. At night they go into the parlor to play on the piano and sing the latest songs. After the concert they enter the ball room and dance until midnight when they retire and prepare for the next day. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing C, Kansas City, Mo." __. , ." I -- -- I ' DON QUICHOTTE Don Quichotte reads of ancient chivalry. He sets out on the back of Rossi- nante and encased in a suit of armour in search of adventures. Don Quiclotteaqks an innkeeper He is overcome by a muleteer to confer upon him the title of whom he has attacked. knighthood. The physician having been sent for by the barber of the village burns all the books on chivalry, hoping thus to cure him of his madness. 2L1<. .lij~~g~ ~i Don Quichotte to the great admira- tion of his equerry places on his head a barber's copper basin thinking that it is the golden helmet of Membrin. Don Quichotte makes an assault upon some windmills thinking that they were enchanted giants. He performs cappers before San- cho and tells him to go and describe his sorrowful condition to Dulcinee. He is wounded during the light The faithful Sancho is tossed in a and brought back by Sancho Pansa. blanket. Happiness of Sancho at Gana- Don Quicholte makes an assault che's wedding. upon some puppets, thinking that they ar: soldiers. The waiting maids of the Duchess assist Don Quichotte in arranging his toilet. the air. Don Quichotte relieved of his foolish ideas comes back to his na- tive village. He dies in the midst of his family. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co. Kansas City, Mo." ~>* 36 All ,; x ~. -.. 1 *;. .-- ~ -~i~i -.~-iJ-i--:-l ~~ I-~sll~-~.~L*-l~ 1 ':'' .i. -r ,1 B ;. 9 -I 1 :P : j I ,; .... -,"..I ,-.---- * BLONDA AND FAIRY CAPRICE Once upon a time there was a little girl who had beautiful blond hair which touched the ground. They called her pretty Blonda; but Blonda had more whims and fancies than she had hairs on her head. One day a beautiful lady visited Whenever thou shalt satisfy her and said: 1 am the fairy one of thy fancies, I will take one Caprice. I will lend thee my wand of thy beautiful hairs for I am bald but only on these conditions and obliged to wear a wig " Blonda takes the wand and trans- She wears satin and velvet dresses forms her little cottage to a large and fills her hair with pearls and palace full of servants, diamonds. She eats nothing hut the most delicate morsels. She has so many fancies that At last she grows unhappy and after two years she cannot go out tired of her amusements, and cal- ,without her veil, for she has not ling the fairy Caprice asks for one hair left. happiness. Thou shalt be happy ", says the fairy, when thou shall have won back thy pretty hair ". At this Blonda is greatly puzzled. Whenever she does a good deed or assists the poo' she notices that a hair appears on her head. She then destroys her magnifi- cent palace. And giving to the poor all that she does not need, goes back to live in her little cottage. She takes care of her brothers She then regains her lost beauty and sisters, and assists her mother and one day, when she takes offer in housekeeping, cap. she sees that her hair is as heavy and long as it had been before. Pretty Blonda marries a nice boy and is happier than the wealthiest of brides. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo She teaches her children that contentment and not caprice is wisdom, and that one should never wish for anything that can not be obtained through honesty. ." '' 37 *t -----I~~.. -.....~...u-;uUI;,..~~,..,..,,.. ... Jack having started on a trip around the world found on the way a bag full of gold. No need of going farther ", says he, here is a house for sale, I'll buy it. Scarcely had hetaken possession of it nhen a chimney fell and struck him on the head. Halini i walked again and again Havin-ii exchaned his garden for the through his garden he gro\\s tired and boat, he attempts to sail it : but Jack is- seeing a aeht be determines to have it. a bad manager and the boat is upset. *' What an ugl3 beast!"'exclaims .lack. A farmer hearing his remark offers him a cow for his horse. Jack gives his cow for the goat which he tries to take with him; but the goat starts at him with her horns. -I I Catch my horse and I nill take liitfortunately this co was not in the lour cow says Jack. If there is habit of giving milk, and when Jack nv thing I like, it is good fresh milk attempted to milk her, she kicked him in the stomach. Beasts with horns are dangerous says a shepherd, Give mie your goat and you may have my sheep .lack accepts the offer. What are \ou going to do \with that sucklingi lamb? asks an egg dealer and offers hiiun his hen. continues his journey. Oh! oh ' dangerous thin exchange it for Berin the pc ants to ride I running. away UN-BUSINESS-LIKE JACK "' Cows are worse than I thought! ' sas Jack. Here is a goat which will please me much better" A few minutes later the dog cuts his leash and runs away; and Jack now understands that a person's desires should always be limited by his means. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." ~ The hen escapes from his hands and- flutters about in the field. He catches it. with great difficulty. A hen is not convenient for a tra- veller ", remarks a farmer's wife. " A dog would suit you better. 38 1 S.1 says Jack, houses are gs to play with! I will that beautiful garden issessorof the horse, Jack horse a back. The horse dismounts his rider. p CAPTAIN GOODMAN Captain Goodman engages fifty sailors to accompany him on a trip around the world. They take with them a large stock of provi- %ions. He informs his crew that he always carries This remark causes the sailors to work two large revolvers with him and says hard. They never fail in their duties and the " I am a good man but I have a habit of ship boys climb as nimbly as monkeys. breaking the skulls of those who disobey me ". jvj When they reached the equator they bap- A little later they were troubled by a large lieil Ihose who were passing it the tirst number of Indians who approaching them in line; it was a great lime and the captain small boats from an island darted sharp enjoyed it as much as the sailors. airows upon them. 1 7I r7 7= amak1il We are going to laugh ", says Ihe cap- lain. He then tells the men to get the guns ready and commands them to lire. He lands upon the island. It is a rich and fertile country. The captain is surprised to -,P OILt" women. [luring the night Goodman who is always on the watch, hears the sailors conspiring to kill him and steal :he gold. When the womei see their husbands whiom Goodman has captured they make a tierce assault upon the sailors, trying to kill them. ET~a Ilb71~n When they break into his cabin they lind him sitting upon several kegs of gun powder with a pipe in his mouth. The. revolver- of Goodman are brought into play and produce a good effect. Having seized the women he ties them to trees, and makes a iour of investigation. Captain Goodman says I am a good man but if we do'nt land in eight days, will throw my pipe into the powder and you shall all he blown up " "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co Kansas City, Mo." - .. ~ I THE LION AND THE TWO SAILORS As a vessel is passing near the coast of Africa, two sailors are sent ashore to take a barrel of fresh water. The sun being very hot, our two friends sit down beside the barrel to rest them,- selves. 40 To their dismay they see a hungry lion rushing fiercely upon them. The sailors having no shelter, but the Wishing to take them by strategy, the barrel, commence to run around it, the lion attempts to jump over the barrel. lion following on their footsteps. By his own weight and the exertion of the sailors the barrel is upset and the lion becomes a prisoner. Astonished at the sudden turn of affairs, the lion remains perfectly quiet while our friends establish themselves firmly upon the top of the barrel. L -- .. .- -- Happily they still cling to the tail the lion, running away, pulls barrel sailors after him. and and "Printed expressly for the While they are considering what Ahl should be their next move, they see The lion something protruding from the hole. upset. We must hold to thall Alas! jumps and the barrel is again Overcome with fatigue the lion is com- The lion continues on his way with pulled to stop and the sailors rapidly the barrel and the two companions, with insert a knot in his tail. satisfaction, view his disappearance in the distance. MORAL. Always carry a barrel with you Humoristic Publisbing uo, Kansas City, Mo." when you go amongst lions. I THE LITTLE MAMMA OR THE DOLL'S EDUCATION Don't make a noise rmy little' Now Miss! be good, while I girl, go to sleep ". dress you ". _1 Come, say your lesson m-a- d-a-m, Maidarn. Ahl naughty little story- teller! come directly to be punis- 1,IIIiil~I What. is this I hear Miss? nmy little linger tells me that you have not been at all good. ," My darling is ill, she has the stomach-ache, and must go to bed" Mr Bogey! come quickly and carry away this naughty little girl " Oh! how she loves her little Come Miss, hold yourself mamma straight and do not touch your nose '. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Say your prayers '" Blessmy .My child I am going shopping; dear mamma ". if you are good, I will bring you home some sweets. Pat! pat! pat! There! that will teach you to disobey your mother. Doctor, see how very ill my little girl is ! As you are very good now, you may put on your new hat ". 1,111 How is it Miss that you have not learnt your lesson? Fy! how ugly a lazy little girl is! Publishing Co, Kansas Cily, Mo. "Come, Miss, kiss your mo- ther, and ask her to forgive you ". Here is some nice sweet tea lor you, I will drink it, and you will teel better". -i.^------- ].1, Gran'mamma we are very good, please give us some sweets. "l d. CL .- You are going for a walk with me, in your beautiful new dress ", 44 1 - T A REAL FAIRY What, a pity Ihere are no fairies I know one that still lives re now "! said Paul I would ask then plied a gentleman I will tell you what to give me carriages and castles ". he has done for me ". I -.,. r- 'I Whn I wnas your age. I was an orphan, nilloul home, and vilhthut food. \ verJ pour woman ga'e me shelter, oUl oflchanly. My l' .nefactres had scarcely enoiugl It keep herself. Une night a Fair\ came ime e and -aid. Go to th'- market lu-morrow ". From that day, I earned my on One evening I found a pocket hook living, and supported my foIler-mother. killed with letters and bank-iiolt-. I I went errands, and chopped wood. put this treasure under my pillow. While I slept,. Ih fairy said to nie. " You must nul link. other l-t-olt 's goods, nor keep anytlujng, Ia1 dO,. not justly belong to you" L127__ The next day, I went to return the pocket book to a banker, who had advertised his loss. When I was sixteen, my patron, sent me to the ;ndies to establish a counting, house amongst the savages. I went several voyage-, experienced many storms : the Fairy told me to help the sailors manage the ship. When I was Itenly years of age, A few years later the Fairy made me d my patron died, and forli'ne no longer captain and gave me honour in the smiled upon me. The Fairy told me to wars. enler the Nav). I conquered the rebels, and brought their chief to the Prince. Through the influence of the Fairy I married the daughter of a rich Nabob. Uur nuptials were performed acc.)r- ding to the custom of the country. Ml future bride and I were driven to th. temple, in magnificent palanquins. Twenty elephants, with gold harness, and driven by a hundred slaves, were laden with the marriage-dot, and the jewels and Ireasures, of my wife. To day I have more castles, than the Marquis of Carahas. I have come to lake this news, to my foster-mother. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." Act9 IRAZ I JOHN LAUGHING AND JOHN CRYING SS I I I have cut some onions; they are swimming in butter, John cries... Thanks to the wine, I cannot get home. John cries... But the butter frizzles, the onions will soon he fried, John laughs. But, when the next morning I tind myself in bed, They are waiting dinner for me, Near me, there is another disap- I miss my train, pointed man grumbling, John cries... John laughs. When they asked me the time, they stole my watch ! John laughs. John cries.. But as last, I see the audacious thief hanged, John laughs. When I hear some one declaim in a superior manner, But, when a witty person talks Sbeforee me, I have just received a bill from my tailor. John cries... All at once, I put on my best clothes. John laughs. " Wait a few days! " . No, that would be a trap... " Relenting, my tailor, lives me fresh credit, I obtain The doctor has said that I must die!... 'ollhn rt'e'sA... tonn cries... .Iohn laughs. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." V: L John laughs. 43 John cries... John laughs. I ~t~;~N;**;CW~Yii~~~i~t.II~YY,,:,,~,;,, ~ --C -~*W IUrrUlilYLIWL-L~E~+U--iYYI~lii~i~iV~: ~~k~~21~y-~.I -~PP~I~I~~LI;*-L~p~l~l~i~-rl I THE UNCOMFORTABLE NEIGHBOURS A painter had for his neighbour a musician One day the painter being unable to endure who from morning till night, worked away the noise any longer, tapped at the wall at his violoncello with all his might, and with between them, to induce hin to modify his the force, and the passion, of an enthusiastic musical ardour. artist. The musician was so engrossed in his chromatic scales, that he did not notice the telegraphic message of his neighbour. The more the one knocked, the more the other strummed ! The exasperated painter at last became so violent, that his blows made a hole through the thin partition. The musician observed nothing, but continued his noisy exeercice. Through the opening, the painter was able to'reach the violoncello, an in the absence of his neighbour, he stulfed it with rags. Once more the painter stuffed it with rags, and with fresh outbursts of grief, the mu i- cian re-examined his instrument. The violoncellist overcome with grief, that his instrument produced only dull, lifeless, unmusical, sounds, examined it carefully to find out the cause, but could discover no- thing .This time, he discovered the mystery, also the hole in the wall, putting his head through the gap he saw the painter in his favourite position. He look it away to be repaired, and for a whole week his neighbour was able to enjoy himself without disturbance, in his favourite honrontal position. I- -- _ The musician in his turn, profited by the absence of his neighbour, and with a long broom, disfigured the picture which he found on the painter's easel. But alas! one day his dream was broken, by the strains of the violoncello, that had regained its primitive sonorousness. When he discovered this terrible revenge, the painter grew purple with rage, and sprang through the gap into his neighbour's room. The musician made a banier of his ins ment, the painter in his violent wrath m a dash at him, and half disappeared in violoncello. stru- The violoncellist took refuge in the pain- The porter came to the aid of the artist nade ler's studio, but drew hack with fright at the and extricated them not without great diffi- ha the sight of a black lay figure, and sat down in a culty. The painter had bruised his forehead, liv tub of paint! and the musician had scratched his legs. at "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." Ever since that adventure, the two men ve been the best of friends. It is true one es at the North of the town and the other the South! 44 a?' K T I.' F,' ,gj'wiq, J THE BELLS The bells ring the Angelus. "On your knees rnm children, say your prayer to God The bells ring marriage-chimes, the happy couple, and the invited guests arrive at the church. " -1. -- ---57I=; The bells ring for the hour of The bells ring Ibr the market; work" the workmen went their way mothers of fami ies carrying large to their workshops with their tools baskets, go to make their pur- un-ler their arms. chases. 0 .."""v ^ . i.-tez. i^ A ,^ A The bells ring for service; it is Sunday every one goes to church, dressed in his best. The bells ring for mid-day, it is the hour of repast. The table is spread, they dine:"Good appetite!" The bells ring an alarm of fire! A house is in flames, and the firemen hurry to the spot. The bells ring for Corpus-Christi, The bells ring a joyous peal; it is the children follow the procession the baptism of a new born child. h rowing flowers. The bells ring for the TE DEUNM; the soldiers, Mayor and Corpora- tion, march to church. The bells ring fort the First Com- munion; the boys and girls take part in the sacred rite. The hells announce a Nations Holiday; the people throng to th Public Sports and to see the Greas Pole. Il The bells ring mournfully; the The bells ring to sound a re- The bells ring the Curfew, it is e priest performs the last offices for a treat "; make haste soldiers, or you the hour for sleep. Good night my y dying man, or consigns a body to will go into a police court! children! its last resting place. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing C Kansas City, Mo." 45 . .. .... .. ;: j r 'k; F I !J; i: B ~;-L ~fC~C~~ THE UNTRUTHFUL BOY M, F[ir-tiacaora wa4 an ha I1na .-,hamakrr,I wn"rka d Ertam manmig 1,11 night H .;w; I was a Iaund re;, wwh. owknt aMvl ter early every morning ti. wa-h al Ibra rivir Alf'redt ginrally did htii lies.n \%.r% well iiid,-pd. and Iiis raslir lolfiu iav-l himn gr-al niarkc. But h, was L i unlrulhful. tlll all his schoul- I Iloaa halt ha imn. R --_ -11 MELVarl-jD = Ir hr brak.k a dpsk. or a lamp, in lhe loss riom, lib wa.lt] plstutly dr-lare tHaim b.c had 11-A ddnr It. C l i'f.ITan kn-:awrj ol lbi; i d hbl, relu d tu p[rpar him rnfr ls Fr Ir i DaI nl".n. flo gne i erra-al aaiafldtan I.. liti Prmploer, dud hia- Iriendb warev harv iuil Lbmu( him. wi altq, li war ;. l ra l l- uine i'la- Im' a Ira- IJc lT dfn li in g in a n ,i i h ji- ur itia r L .A w il. Ha rieturr. .11in hFi ,ll-atler* hlausa., and aId.kd, clh Iv ha had lakan iOw nuLileVy al I., I b i Id 1i fish ian l liih'-in.- '[int:hi- g ava- lo, nolaier a raip whet, Ihe lad latariclkd tii rr, so I The next da, Le Itradesman cane Io de- mand hir muoey. Alfred' mda.ltr produced iie receiptl,and shwiiWId the man llie onalure. C -- -w . Imradnedialdy, the-traesmaii u r ued a dui- niuos atgainst Alfred, lfa lairplry. Condelrmnod tLo the adllf'',v.. Alfr.-d would. The King I-ddehed by his yaulh, gianlil h,m Hii conduct was so remarkably -.idj, .V'hilr have b.,'n put to .lealt. hat-i nI -..a.mj- in,-i his hfe, andJ lh- s-rjlon e wa- altered t, he wai Lhere, thai he Wia3 0selt Iltb'rty dlaftl wrtlln to Ithe King, to plal fI'r mer cy irupnaonmenl in lhe Iluujte-lof-e r reclin for two year, coml.llly eured .fi hlis faull tweinl; one year-l "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, MO V i :;:.,. o. ", ITia nenJ day, Ehe pil: arrt ted J Alfred, and t put himli an privin. .- z Alf, ad u 11 8 a a e'ldming v.ouipi, [ai., l iiiu~Inustvu;, and sine' ra-ly liaink', nd tfuihtiil 46 4.: - '' mm-rofp sr~ JULIAN THE COWARD If he saw a spider, he turned pale will A friend of his father, came on a visit one- fright, and dared not move. evening with his little dog, who jumped around Julian, in play, and the boy screamed with terror. IM d- -. 1 1 ~A( On Carnival time he dared not lo o oul, re was afrald of the masks that frighteledrd him sqo. As he grew older, he did not improve. iOn- evening his father too,,k his children to the theatre, Julian found himself by the side of a little humpback. If they left him alone at home, he shut every door, because he was afraid, of the rub- bers. One day be shut himself in a cupboard During the entr'acte Julian amused his mis- ters by mimicking the humpback, and making grimaces behind his back. Bis sisters laughed at his fault, and amu.-ed themselves, by often playing tricks upon him. But the little man turned round suddenly, and grew purple with rage, at Ibie trickle played against him. Be challenged Julian to a duel. His father had tried all means to cure him, but no entreaties, no reasoning, were able to overcome his timidity. In vain he made enzlses, and pleaded Ihat he was only in fun, the humpback would listen to noting. I The next day his sitaers called to Julian to look out of the window, to see the humpback approaching the house with a menacing air. A few minutes after, he entered the house with two swords in his band :he beckoned Julian to go with him. Ijut a this instant, Julian, as if electrified, But what was his surprise, wter, the litlll seiz-d one of the swords, Here Sir! here hunchback, enchanted by hs braver'., l.idaside Sir I he cried, his eyes lasting with cours- the swords and laughed heartily, a. li d his geous anger. father. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic But Julian trembled a' leai, h. Irrie t.:. fly. at this moment his father came in, and endeavoured tL explain away mal rr.: I. th humpback. The humpback was a friend of Juihan ' father and bad arranged the scenee .it the theatre, and what followed, on purpose to try to cure the boy of his cowardice. Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo.' In vain he tried tu pacify the humpback, he refused to listen to reason. Well", said " Julian'. father thrn it ik between you and I, V come we will go ". 'II coward, and now be is one of the bravest of[ileers in the Artillery; he often relates the account of his firsl duel. i" 47 . I4L K 'i It 'eli 'U --- - ~811 MASTER UNFORTUNATE If there was a hole in tlie road, he woNuld ble sure to fall head first into it. Should there he a mad.dlog prow- ling about, Master Unfortunate would not fail t:o meet it. Goiing out in beautiful weather, without an umbrella, a storm came on, an:l wetted himri to the bones. He made up his mind not to ,:i out aniy more, but one day he went to buy some lobsters, as he expected some friends. The shock sent him backwards ilto a vat of pitch, which had just been opened by a rope maker c--lose by. ii*~ b ( Having been told that ink cured burns. Master Unfortunate took a bath in that liquid. His putI hases made, lie mounted ..II oimnnibius; the lobster, crawled A.,out, aid piclihedl the calves of tlhe legs of thle pa-,engers. Pursued by the man with the statuettes, lMaster IUnl frtu.nate took lef.u,,e behind a baker's oven. He c;iarnie from the hath as black as a negro; on anriving at his house, his servants refused him admit- tance. The indliglnant people, drove Mlas- ter Undforturiate, and his indisc-rete -shell-lisli, off the omnibus. The heat of the :oven set his clo- the' which were saturated with tar) on fire; Master Unfortunate shric- ked lamrenta ly. Mastl-r Unfortunate knocked them al.iout, he Ibroke the at ii of his cook, .im l the lei oII his valet. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." --I He ran off so quickly, that in Iis haste, lie knocked against a man, who was selling statuettes of plaster. Tlhey ran to his aid, and rescued him, but not his clothes; they re- mained stuck to the oven ! Persuaded that Fatality followed his footsteps in France, Master Unfortunate has gone to China. Better luck, and a good voyage to him! ! 48 - Idom-- i. I -- -- ^=- ^--,. --.*- - To makp a lawyer. Take a ho\, -lihu him up for a certain time with women, and a parr.ul, he will become a chatterbox. ahich is uon ,I the infallble signs that he has a taste lto tih rprorfees.,n ..abs'-,- --.-VmW rI.... II you go hunting, do ntjl be afraid of tiring yourself with riding. It you do not bring back any game, you will bring back lumbago. I II I ....; ~----~---I~ \When you go to a riding-school. if you see that your horse i going to kick you, seize hold ol the rding-master who s lthe nearest to you, and push him quickly in tront of you. it ;. more than probable I tnt you will thu. escape ith bl.w that war de.inrfd for you. If, when you are swimming you ar. taken with Ihr cramp, .swi vi;ljrul.i-lt lo.wards the nearest point o land.Onces ale. R d Jjwn., iglht your pipe and ait quietly till b ome 'inep rs ti. your aaistance. If in consequence of hot weather you find thai you have grown leas, do not trouble about it, take an apartment at once in Paris, your landlord wil soon increase your rent instead of you. II ,..u ha .'i '.rz.llten our po.:cket handl- kerc'hiri. take care rn..ii i- b rri rw that i liih i. in Ih.- pY-iket .lI u:ur ll-rghbuur, as t light have- disacreable reuIll- 'When you go to a party, observe the rules of polittne.s when yc.u dance. and do nit fail to pay respect to ;:our hodt. E ll rN If :,our chimr,- cairless I.cre, lake care not I.o put it utu y,:urselt. but do n.,l put any more 'io.l 10 on d send fr tr th remen. for remember lii.. proelr.' -. a pr,-fnd moral li : Every one Io hi, trade. and Ith,- cows will be well kept. " If you build a house it is more than pl bable that yv'ur arclhitlct will try to thiow dut in yrur ePr)y In crease his bill. Pretend to believe him and put lum to lth- test, but do iiot forget thai by th- f'oundai:ans one knows the mason. o] a peaifa sh t t If you are fond of fishing, give the preference If you perceive a person drowning, run without S to an open part, if you do not catch fish, you will losing a minute, to look for a newfoundland dogto S atleast catch a sun-stroke. save him. It is a prudent measure which often succeed. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." 11 yo.u ar, atllacked by the goul, you must oblain through your dJoitor. admission I-. the galleries of the .hool iio Medecine. It is ab hundred to one that you will bet disgusted. If they teal the fruil out of your garden, Irave their alone, take ,*are not to etll anyone aboul it, but the next year dig ip everything, leave nothing when tie thiive.F com- back, it is th.-y who will have been robbed. you will tie quits. When you are with a young lady, be always modest and polite, avoid any vulgar bricks, if you wish to pass for a young man of good society. di. i" [;," i..-. a a Gi 1 ADVICE TO EVERYBODY + -C 49 .i! ..' , i~: - -- - THE MUSEUM OF LITTLE CHILDREN God bless you! my good little ou Klnow well le dear Lord lady. who died on the Cross,.and you must pray to him to make you good. In rny beautiful castle go then!... Once upon queen.... a time a king and a Mamma Mr1 Hippolytus is very greedy, he always eats the butter off his bread. Oh! dear! i' the ice 'should break! Oh! Horror!! Look how pretty it is... it will eat out my hand. Have done!! I will not let any one make it run. Another! we shall soon have enough to fry. Let it eat; it is hungry. Ah! here is a thrush; bow pleased mamma will be! I~ C-~r s~ Mamma said that we must only I dare not! I am afraid' Ah Sir! this is how you learn pick the ripe ones. lessons! "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co Kansas City, Mo. E I' li.) U Li Oh! it is an exact likeness. 51 r I I I IIAg I'--.,,.,98 THE MUSEUM OF LITTLE CHILDREN I know my yours' ~3ii lesson; do you know Push a little harder. Here is again that greedy fellow Eugene, who has eaten our fruit. I shall tell mamma about him. See! see! the cat has caught a mouse. Oh! how ugly it is. Oh! the pretty little birds! Miss Pussy, with us? will you breakfast How it loves its mistress, the Hi! Hi! the cat has taken my darling Azor! bread-and-butter. I have a lovely new frock! My nosegay will be the prettiest. I-4. -i7 Is it not beautiful? Papa gave it Augustus you know that papa has Fi! It is very ugly to put your me on my birthday. forbidden you to climb trees. fingers to your nose. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo " Attention! One... two... three. 52 t~T d 1 11105111101111\- I Ij ' ' r. ~, ~i : I r I ' fi r/' ""' THE STORY OF A LITTLE MOUSE Trctlinelte was bte pretliist miou- lbali cuuld be ee.n, Ptclhin co ild excried thr igrae- when h- nribbted a nut, but she was very thorughtllass and giddy The o ljd old molber. Ratltte, wtilth lon Frey m.iuslacrh.s was always reproving ber, and ving her uie hbes advice > prifserve her Irom ithe claws ol the cart rimal'Kin. Look at Grimal'Riuo he would say Ihe saminly creature I with n air so soft, and merk, sl ips with one eye uper and ibs elawi. are always ready undel bie velvel pnas. If a mouse ventures in his path, he pretends to be aslrep, when, with a pounce he is on her, and poor mouse is a mu,:thful I RI. Four in --lr~e in -Iaor i n 1n hiti ticn h,- Ii.> da.-,kn lIour jn'-eamrn arte gat r.. ir.'ii wihem.e hb c.n .tI like a l ig li ii I' pre At '.lther liTmis, hi prrteud&i to be dead and ii sit ilcbed at full length on hbr Lbak, unhappy it hei mouat e v h comes near io rejoice .11 tiri d atli ..f it L e emy Man is notl wicked to us ad lb- cat. He Neirtbei-~, lie puts bacun in ia traps, bats tIL Insraps but e know hi. tIrclks and he and it I rll cood tu tL ii greedy liltle lice, has tuher Itings t d,. besides walaltcing s W 0 i' rlcoser to like iI They put Ibeir all day long. b ads in the trap, it i h up and they are cauhl byey nec-k. -.5.- I. S - Ab 17t5 - d JI StayiI bimt h, ar. rc 4 jli an cimi ,lberi?, r iblp IbIoindu ro 3 flb;-mrjce.. 1,~ i~: e,p.nreu, aI coingouMt Io r it jr.-r i6 ,iriyini Ito t' tl. d ui t tbrin-; back j... re 1 4. -- jraniml'Kin is n t here, lbe i no d:,ub!. i'l -he ronf. The-re ar. ithe twl ir, built I 1 i .not go n,-a theri ':. Shth xlmbedl p lo lcthe ine-.v- It, lI, k oulr iunto the lIreet. 'nld tlih mi-tlho r i p ll y put her h ad oult ,:1f .:r hole, andl Ic,. kid artIaIlly Itril t*, il: righl, and t1bn lt [be Iit, Lo see ITf lher was. .niy Jungr[. _~ _ \ atl is Ihat1 soling in a corner .i mei[ lflIl 'l She appruoacihod with caul.tn. * There i- notbin6g lear it is only a plate .if while e porcelaine Trotlin,-tie -was oirc-, when she had eateni ill hi-ir 6ni.'iio'a, 0h' broin It 'be;i rd, hier cdiih-r hardnot y1, :-biid 4irv trerh-.d ber;rell i rd 'ur id. i I I.to hjie I' h'ir I., s;Iy ;n tlbaii t 'I ieh SAnd in the plate whal preity llll.e PelIc. ball-! how appetising I how gi'd they nmell, tha o.olM has put tlem there and f.:rgollten Iltm I shall be suflfcalted. Come I must breathe Iht iresh air. My mother dll know nothing, ior I ball be back behl':re shf returns TritiL-l roclji -ent out and ran about th, garret Trottireitr walked round the plate lc. exAu- mine Il.andJ finally deciding it vli a land up- por-Iunity, .ise jaoon began to Last it. 1. I = - Trottiuetle, ale with a rood apFpertil, she Her mother returned and found Ibr ball returned home to rest. Bat all of a sudden dead, she wept and lamented. My daucbhter' lh.' was seized wilh dreadful pain. my daigbirrl I shall lose her '. She ha~seaten the poisonr for the rats. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Trotinelle died. All the rats and mice of AULend to the counsels of ;,our mulher, my tle houLe, went to the funeral; lIbev put he children it iis not tHe powder for ratl Ihal you under a plank, the ciimmoDn epulchre ol th,- -will find in the excesses of the table, but ndi- mice. gestion which kills as much as poison does. Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo.'' 53 r, :i "1 I ';-- J.. -:1 P ."i s .1 :i 4. I'I "i. .[' ; *i :.' -i .'", *,}' .,.' :. , i ,i* ..] :d - ,. .: ~ la I MARTHA, THE GOOD NEGRESS Se A I _ A ri:h inhabitann of Martinique, had a Men and women went to the fields every, real many l3laves, and emnployed them in his morning, and rested during the holiest part sugar plantation. of the ay In the cabins, or under the shade of the panms. The planter was a just man who did noir But this good master died -ind his (Inldren wish for slaves hut paid his negroes -is work- being ohliv,'d by their husines4 to leave the people and gave them all that wa. fair. rounrtry, dsniined all the negroesexcept one ild woman called Marthn. Ari I Martha had lived in America simne she was ver. young; there, she had her relations and friends, and she fell very torr to leave the country where she had so good a master. Her grief made hei dangerously ill. They were obliged to make a voyage to France, and Martha, to Il-r great regret, said good hye to her country uand embarked with a heavy heart. The poor negress always sorrowful account of having left her country, was sad when Jack talked to her. Her yourg mistress renmmblriirg what care Marlha hadi taken ol her when she was a child, wished to take carr o her now and would not leave her during hir illueis. After a pleasant voyage, they landed at Haire and from there, they Iravelled to Paris. Martha had brought wili her a beautiful green parrot that amused her all day long with its chatter. She watched by her night and day and Afterwards, according to the cuslom ol often sat by her bed, and southed and chee- negroes aud to prove herlier iy. Mai Iha, mho red her by sweet words and was such an was quite well again, laid down to sleep eery attentive nurse that Martha recovered her night outside the door of her mistress' -rniumn. health. This Jack said many things, in English, She olrered three hundred francs to Martha- and in French, and a rich young lady wanted. for her magnificent parrot, who did not wish. to buy it. to sell her dear Jack and refused the sum of money. -- -- __----- on Her mistress was ruined by a law-suit and Martha brought the money to her young \hen there returned to America Martha less had not enough money to return to Marti- mistress, happy to be able to render her ser spoke of the kindness she had received from unique; Martha decided then to sell Jack to vice. Her nustress was touched by her devo- her y ung mistress, and the negroes cried : the English lady. tion and thanking her, she pressed her to her Lonql hlcr the good Whiles! and her young heart. mistress who was not ungrateful responded Long live the good Blacks " "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." 54 i.. L C;?. ~Za ~C~LTSqP: 1 ; i.. i' m THE INTERESTING ADVENTURES OF Mr SPONGER himself where A bright idea takes him, he dres- ses himself in his very best clothes. lie goes to the house of his friend Stingy, whom he has neglected lately. Arrived at the door of Mr Stingy, he finds that all the family are going to dine in tiwn. Profound disappointment of Mr But MN Stingy tells him that he Sponger! will take him with them, to his friend's house. Intense joy of IMr Sponger! Introduction of Mlr Sponger to. Mr CanmusarJ. But despair! there are thirteen .at table they must cast lots to see who is to go out away. Fatality! the lot fell upon Mr- Sponger Arrived in the street, furious, he meets a friend who offers him tooth- picks! He enters into a eating house at New flight of Mr Sponger... who 16 pennies, and finds himself at the in his haste falls head-first into a same table with a creditor. large bowl of cream. He profits by the accident to, satiate himself, and finishes all the cream. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo. The shop woman tries to make him pay for it but he cannot, for he has not a penny, and they take him off to the police station to rest, after all his exertions. 11 55 Li 4' I I . I .. ..j.. I... i i FATHER FLOG I / / -/ / -wa I Father Flog goes to punish the He does not go into the houses; squalling children, where the good children are. Father Flog corrects the obstinate little boys and girls. If the lazy children will not learn their lessons, he punishes them. Madam Flog hides herself in the' saucepan to catch the greedy ones. Mamma calls father Flog to cor- rect a little story-teller. Father Flog goes to fetch the wicked children. He takes home with him those who are disobedient. 1. x. Fath Children their p He 'who r I ~ i .: ler Flog puts into prison, the in who do not attend to what parents say to them. Father Flog gives a whipping to the idle boys. Madam Flog gives a dunce's cap. Father Flog, takes the untruth-- to a lazy little girl. ful children and cuts their tongues. I: puts into a cage the little girl un about too much. nU ifsiiaf ,' 1 L "_ tfl>11 .i1* I L s Madam Flog makes a journey to Madam Flog gives sweets to the cmch ohboys who play truant children who obey their parents. v "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing C, Kansas City, Mo." Madam Flog sets free a little boy who is penitent. i -: ';91 56 r; ~"P FRII ;irr a ii LWALwrrr- wpusirm., ., 7- ". .- ., -I :. .. . - I -- IA 3- -~Zb~~C THE IMPRUDENT CHILDREN llisula and he.r little brother Leo, were The miller had an asi niamediJ Ijri.Gi Ille children of ;a Miller. EV\er a.' t tihey coull Gris-Gri.\ was very oulslnaie. Ursula and Leo be seen playing and running around the mill. 'ere always leading it and ihe doinkey had tried toj kick them mdiy times., happily without r.-achine them. .rn T IC-- i-- il I o --- it was [lrsula who cried tor help; lie. lillle The railway was close to the mill, tlhe two brother had fallen into thi- tler. I'h.:-e lished imprudent ihlldren, venlui'd on it .and were him out as qtiLkly *s pos.ihle and luckily h. nearly run over by an \express train did not take ano hnarm. 57 The miller had sure bries, and Ihe children There was a pond at a little distance frol l ho were ltraid of notlhig, often had Ihvir thle mill; one day piereing crisis were heam face. swollen l Ilieir slmng., from it. The miller s mn ran in that dire< tion as fa~t as they could. '4: I int 4 All Onr dl tlie n.mn nhli had the care of Ihe eheir, i li.hird, -urlrised them; they tied as faI t Ir, ilIir le I g could carr l them, liun little Leo in hi, halsti dropped on.:. of his shoes. The man picked up Ihe hwe and look it to the miller to whom he madR- Ins complaint. The miller gave a good winpping to iobt Ins children, and forbade thlm to recommence their Iricks. To keep Ursula at home, her mother gave her a beautiful doll. bliss Ursula made a beautiful cosTume for her doll, wth the muslin, lace and ribbons; which her mamma had-given her. But this did not last long; for the next day, The rapid current bore away the doll, the Ursula went out with Leo to the river. Leo imprudent children tried to reach it, and look the doll, and threw it into the water, to walked into the river. see whether it could swim. The doll wa, lost, and as the water was very cold, the little boy and girl, were seized with shivers when they got out of stream, and both caught a severe cold on the chest. "Prihted expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." - .. I THE PEARL NECKLACE Angela was' working on the balcony of her window when a little country girl and boy timidly asked alms of her. At the first glance, Angela, saw that The little girl went to the kitchen they were not accustomed to begging, and having obtained her mother's per- and to her questions, they replied with mission, she brought food to the poor simple candour. little peasants. 1 i XuIII- .tiitth.inI10Itlmlnliiiii \F N JS "IIu 0 WI i ~II(1 Idl .Angela found the poor mother of the little beggars, lying on a rough bed of straw. The little girl conforted the invalid and gave her purse to her. The purse had not much in it, and when Angela returned home she ran- sacked all her drawers to find more money but without success. P~ With her treasure, Angela bought linen, a mattress, and provisions of all kinds; these she sent to the house of the poor woman. The young girl did. not like to ask Angela would have preferred to bave her parents, her nurse having told her received a purse well filled, never- not to, and she was very unhappy theless she examined her necklace about it, when her father made her a with pleasure and wore it all the day. present of a pearl necklace. The jeweller told Angela's father of her transaction, who watched his daughter and followed her to the poor widow's house. I- -- ----- I The children ran in front of Angela and kidsed her hands, the widow sit- ting at the window saluted her with a tender smile. Angela saw in i'Te jewel-box the address of the jeweller, she thought that he would not refuse to buy the necklace of her, and she consulted her nurse on the subject. After the departure of Angela her father, without saying who he was,ques- tioned the poor woman, who described Angela as being sweet, good and cha- ritable and related her kind actions. Angela in company with her nurse went to the jewellers and made her request to him, he was much astonished, but granted her wish and gave her money for the necklace. Angela was going to a ball with her mother; her father said to her. '* You have forgotten your necklace ", and at the same moment he placed it round her neck. ~~~PJ I Angela accused her nurse of having betrayed her secret, who denied having done so; the young girl wondered how her necklace had been replaced. What was Angela's surprise to see. the little beggar children take the donkeys by their bridles, put them into the stables and give them hay! But her astonishment was still grea- ter in recognistng, in the mistress of the inn, the poor widow, who came forward to greet the travellers with eager welcome. I. A: Angela seeing that her secret was discovered, rushed into the arms of her parents ; her mother gave her a purse at the same time saying to her. SBe charitable my daughter; we will aid you and God will bless us ". 58 "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing C, Kansas City, Mo." Her mother and father invited her to go with them into the country, the little party on donkeys, visited the neighbourhood and put up at a pretty inn. . p ril here was once a noLuumani wuuhe iiI wife died, and who was married again to disagreeable bad-tempered proud woman wt had two daughters exactly like her. Cinderella began to cry when she sa them go off, her fairy God-mother appear and promised that she should go to the b as well. I1 With her wand shi. Iouebd Cinderella an her poor ragged dress was instantly change into a lovely ball-costume. .i :i i; i' i E~B~ii; i CINDERELLA rst The husband also had a daughter who was When she had finished her work. Ibis girl a very pretty and amiable; her step-mother used to sit in a corner of the heartll, and for ho haled her, and gave her very hard work to do thai she was called Cinderella. aw Cinderella was sent into the garden to retch The God-mother, looked into the mouse-trap ed the largest pumpkin that she could fid, and and saw six mice; these she cthnged into six all heo the fairy changed it into a beajtilul magniftlent horses ready harnessed. golden carriage. d Having arrived at the ball they sent for the As the Fairy God-mother, had made her ed Prince, who lid her to a place of honour and promise to leave before midnight, she said danced with her all the evening. good bye to the Prince and told him, she would return the next evemnig. at The Prince found on the steps of the Palace The Prince, being very much in love with g a shoe which Cinderella, had dropped in her her, announced thai he would marry the per- flight. son whose foot would fli the shoe. 's Cinderella, who looked on, was then called, Her God-mother then appeared and touched ir her foot slipped into the slipper without diffi- her with her wand; immediately she was atti- i. culty, and she produced the other shoe from red in most beautiful clothes. Her sisters then her pocket. fall at her feet. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo. Ine next day she forgot the huur, and fled, on hearing Ihe clock strike twelve. The Prince followed tier, but could not overtake her. They took her to the young Prince and a lew days after there was a Grand Marriage. On the same day the sisters of Clndorella were also married to high Lords of the Court. Al J1 ... ,. d 59 Her sister having been invited to a ball, given by the inog's son, Cinderella arranged heir hair, and helped them to dress. She also changed a laige ral that Cinderella found in the rat-trap, into a coachman, and six lizard into footmen. . i ':-i :.. foun In he rt-tap, nto cochme, .::jl lirard in" .,4 ~ 8~kb-~i~t4 ~ llr~m' . ~LF~fir~R#YB~af L~1)1YIY~P~\Y ;: )}.`'" IP' ". T.. WISDOM OF THE NATIONS Uf fc "^ /^^ r'" f ~_ - It must only a spark to light a great fire. There is not stupid professions, there is only stupid men. All that glitters is not gold. Where the goat is tied, there it must browse. Sheep bleating is losing a mouthful. One must not put the finger One must break the nut before between tree and bark. he comes at the kernel. Those who sleep in dinner Those who put all his eggs in time, need not to be awake the same basket, venture. to eat. Store is no sore. Li e Dead dogs don't bite. They laugh best who laugh It last. "Printed expressly for the Humoristic Publishing Co, Kansas City, Mo." must nost embark wi sea-bread. CL I.I -J - co without 60 painful. :a .r,~3 !$ :C* a : -p .e : '.I : ? i ii 1.: ~ :i s :~'' r j : : j ~ i i laugh. As we know the saints we venerate them. |
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