Title: Tyndall target
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Permanent Link: http://ufdc.ufl.edu/UF00076230/00041
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Title: Tyndall target
Physical Description: v. : ill. ; 27-36 cm.
Language: English
Creator: Tyndall Air Force Base (Fla.)
Publisher: Public Relations Office, Air Corps Gunnery School
Place of Publication: Tyndall Field Fla
Publication Date: 1942-
Frequency: weekly
Subject: Newspapers -- Tyndall Air Force Base (Fla.)   ( lcsh )
Armed Forces -- Newspapers -- United States   ( lcsh )
Genre: newspaper   ( marcgt )
Spatial Coverage: United States -- Florida -- Bay -- Panama City -- Tyndall Air Force Base
Coordinates: 30.078611 x -85.576389 ( Place of Publication )
Dates or Sequential Designation: Vol. 1, no. 1 (Jan. 16, 1942)-
Issuing Body: Issues for May 9, 1942- published by Office of Public Relations, Army Air Forces Gunnery School.
General Note: Title from caption.
Funding: Funded in part by the University of Florida, the Library Services and Technology Assistance granting program of Florida, the State Library and Archives of Florida, and other institutions and individuals.
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Vol. 1 No. 41 Army Air Forces Gunnery School, Tyndall FiMr, Fla., Nov. 7, 1942


A generation has slipped away since
Fort Pierce, Florida, bade good-bye to
Frank B. Tyndall, whose marksmanship
in the skies over St. Mihiel won him
a commission in 1918, and for whom
this Field was named.
Now, twenty-four years later, Fort
Pierce is again sending her native
S sons into world conflict- this time to
win a lasting peace. Fittingly, many
of the sturdy Florida town's younger
sons have come to Tyndall Field to en-
list in the service of their country.
Above are pictured three of the most
recent to volunteers (L. to R.) Billy
Richardson, 19; Pvt. Richard Black, of
the Recruiting Office; J. W. Hucks,
Jr., 18; and Joseph Turner, 18.

The Post Communications Office was
turned into a school room last week as
Lt. Russo and his staff began to trein
twenty Tyndall men in the science of
radio operation and maintenance. These
men are being put through a stiff six-
week course, after which they will re-
lieve the short-handed staff now need-
ed to operate our larger planes.

"Batten down the hatches and take
offt" This was the phrase that echoed
up and down Tyndall's flying line yes-
terday as Colonel Maxwell ordered all
ships in flying commission to leave
the Field for points north. The order
was the result of reports that bad
weather might be heading this way.
The Colonel issued the order at ap-
proximately 3s30 P.M. and within seven-
ty minutes, all but three of the planes
commissioned for flying were on their
way. All pilots were previously re-
quested to be on the alert and when
the call came, were ready for immediate
take-off. Details and assignments were
smoothly handled by Majors Bades and
Wilson and Lt. Richards.
Meanwhile, the ground crews were
stripping the "line" of all movable
equipment, and at 500 P.M., Tyndall's
flight line was ready for "action".
It was shortly after 9s00 P.M. that
Colonel Maxwell relaxed his vigilance
at Post Operations. The last unreport-
ed ship radioed its safe arrival, and
the Field's first mass plane evacuation
was completed successfully.


A priest once met an old Spanish mother who asked him to pray for her bull-
fighter son. And when the priest met the bullfighter himself, leaning against a
tree, dressed in silver and black, smoking his cigarette, the priest wondered and
asked himif he were not excited, were he not afraid about the morrow and the bull.
"Why, no," said the bullfighter, "why should I be afraid?"
"But the bull might gore you. That should scare you enough."
"Oh,nol" said the bullfighter. He stamped out his cigarette and grinned,
"Amigo. Padre, my friend. That bull, he has no mother to pray for him, yes?"


A horse can't pull while kicking.
This fact I merely mention.
And he can't kick while pulling,
Which is my chief contention.

Let's imitate the good old horse
And lead a life that's fitting;
Just pull an honest load, and then
There'll be no time for kicking.

"Most of our failures can be traced to the superstition that other people
are not so smart as we are."

"A self-made man is usually a horrible example of unskilled labor."

"I refuse to be an atheist. There's no future in it." -St. Thomas Moore

Qhapld Services


11:15 A. M.

--Mass...Chaplain Finnerty
--Protestant Sunday School
--Morning Worship....
Chaplain Wester
--Mass...Chaplain Finnerty

8:00 P. M. --Evening Worship...
Chaplain Wester

7:00 P.M.............Fellowship Club
6:30 P.M...........Instruction Class
6:30 P.M..........October Devotions
7:30 P.M............Bible Study Hour
6:30 P.M...........Instruction Class

6:30 P.M.............Jewish Services

It was a far.
than one. r*
County; tel I
brought out rant
and their .
son er' "'.- "
directed 4..- -:
a barometer
barrister : .
from the .3.1ii
at the "li .
still the *'.;
Major Wils-. ,
ids thurl1, *4 1

: ii anore ways
po rterf .t the Bay
ta" Thrsday nite
- T Idi~`.nIs officers
,. i. l"owell and
h ~~li, n "all the
.-- ~l r-11 giving
S 'id.a ...And as
u.rl;., our leading
., -. .I',hed foto
Oiy i. i y"...Down
.-2 party was
oos-.- 3t on. With
S a- t and Lt. Chi-
>e art:Yb, Post Oper-

nations ou ..ze .it own band...
* They wS-re ""a. wc sring away the
spooks la .,, i 2i..,Perhaps we
could ~ '. ". to play trum-
pet we hw .: as nicsnaaed "Harry
James" ar. .. in primary -he
blew the b,'c' Lt, MFrpha)ll has taken
over the leisure time of S-2's Miss
Gammon. Looks like a mutual exchange.
...Alabama's defs t lat week sent many
a staunch rooter reeling. Miss (Nurse)
Skinner, Ward -3 at the hospital,
was among the most disappointed stal-
warts, but took hr 1 ss with a smile.
***A long distance hicue call from
Hartford, Conn., sent a heart flying
last week. The cardiac "solo" was ta-
ken by Miss (Nurse) ffilson the dis-
* patcher was Lt.????...The "line folks"
were sorry to see Lts. Rocks, Morrison
and Phil't:;. leave for Ft. Myers', who
seemed so ty about the whole thing.
...Captain Wiseman reports that last
week's s1or'in.; of "I- rerate Journey"
at the ."; Picture -. ., broke all
previous attendance records...Congrat-
ulations of the week go to former Cap-
tain Wilkins, Provost Marshall, who
now sports the gold leaf...The "TARGET"
Staff and Post Personnel extend their
sympathy to P.R.O. Captain Ammon Mc-
Clellan, who will be confined to a
hospital bed for a month or so due to
injuries sustained in a landing accid-
ent last week at Marianna...All pilots
got checked out in a new type of plane
last week the little ones that swing
around on long chains at the County

T"h .tory of th- e week: We had
S here .. :... and one of
t :. .'s drove up
to e d e-tdrs in 7ad haste to
-ct'. a -f the guest. When
S< t tfe ypr on he ea seeking had
t f, the Ci.- .3. dashed out, and
i.z fxceite.ent, i into and
? a ,. S -taff Car,
'r hie c-n k d in front of
'"- s *. a r .l half-hour before
S ". ~om could locate the chauffeur
and turnun matters to status quo...
....-. i .. th~s ore welcome sights is
that f see' .... -' r- .!- of the "Old
Timeroe ", ith :.,*,- ..' .. on his
sleev ts It wae r: -- it, but few
have deV prved the/ uore.. ."Sgt. Ralph
?:y-" kI ~know bet ,,.: time. He
plaed all his "., one basket".
And the bottom dropped out when Sink-
wich of Georgia torpedoed Alabama...
The most important event of the social
season at Fall River, Mass., will take
T.L: oe weeks hence, when Tyndall's
n vy Barrette, (Major Howell's
: :. -the-hole") enters into the holy
state matrimony with Mias Marion A.
Maanhes+,ar, of that city....Photo's
Cpl. Si ['pcia,;ch has left for furlough.
Plans to spend all his time fixing up
his scrap-book judging from what
we've seen, it will be an album to end
all albums...The boys in the message
center hope that sweaters are here to
stay...Nell Smith, of Captain McCol-
lough's office, took all of her prizes
in dishes during her trips to the fair.
Is this an omen? ..." Joe E. Minton,
of the 80th *v ,ice Group, writes us
that they are now "vacationing" it up
at Columbia, Se, He says that mess
kits are the order of the day, and that
Tyndallwas never like this ...At Staff
Sergeant McKaig's chicken party, we
hear that "Ring Around the Rosie" was
the featured game...The tragedy of the
week is the story of the refreshments
for the dance last night at the "Rec"
Hall which remained at the mess hall.
However, the Special Service Officer
has announced that the un-refreshed
soldiers and their partners will be
doubly refreshed if'they attend next
week. 7le 74 z-



Published every Saturday by the Special Service Section, AAFGS, Tyndall Field, Fla.

Captain W. H. Wiseman

Corp. Sam D. Melson
Corp. William B. Pratt
Pvt. Neil M. Pooser

M/Sgt. Woodrow W. Busby
Corp. Francis Churchill
Sgt. John Webster
Corp. Roger Keough
Pfr. Price Terry
Pvt. Everett Taokett

Col. W. A. Maxwell

The Yardbird
The Taler

S/Sgt. Oral Ledbetter
Pvt. Marshall Goodman

Sgt. Arnold Milgaten

Sgt. Saul Samiof

Corp. James Freeman

Lt. Joseph A. Dickerman

S/Sgt. William Castle
Corp. Silas G. Upohuroh


It seems to us that the folks of Pana-
ma City greatly underestimate the appre-
ciation of beauty possessed by the men
of Tyndall Field. To back up this state-
ment we present the following incident:
Miss Mildred Penton, a member of the
senior class at the Bay County High
School, was a candidate for the title of
"Senior Queen"- and following a natural
course for the procurement of votes, had
a portrait photograph of herself placed
in various Panama City eateries. One
such photograph was placed on the count-
er of the Splendid Cafe on Harrison-
Avenue, near Fifth Street.
It would follow, in the natural course
of events, that a photograph of such a
comely subject would not remain station-
ary unless nailed down or bolted. And,
just such a thing happened. The framed
portrait of Miss Penton disappeared from
the Splendid Cafe one day last week.
Employees of the cafe are prone to be-
lieve that the "lifting" was done by a
member of this Field- percentages lead
us to the same conclusion.
So, in all probability, a Tyndall man
now has a picture of the "Senior Queen",
for Miss Penton won the honor in the
final voting. BUT, the photograph that
is missing belongs to her mother- it was
an especially good portrait -and her

mother has asked us to aid her in obtain-
ing its return.
As far as we know, there hasn't been
any reward offered, and we don't think
that there ought to be- however, if the
photograph is turned in to this office,-
we might be able to arrange for an intro-
duction to Miss Penton -what more could
one ask?

Of late, there has been much comment
on the Field concerning the improvement
of the food at Mess Hall #1. Credit for
the "New Deal" has gone mostly to Lt. C.
Broome, who, no doubt, is greatly res-
We are inclined to believe, however,-
that Lt. Broome, if given the opportunity
to publicly say so, would give ample
credit to his staff of mess sergeants,
cooks and K.P.s for their part in the
"mess hall metamorphisis".

Pvt. Ben Johnson was recently inducted
into the service and was stationed at Ft.
Bliss, Texas. He had applied for a com-
mission in the Signal Corps, and was
"sweating it out". He was on K.P. duty
when notified of its approval.
Was there ever a neater example of the
proverbial jump from the "frying pan in-
to the fire"?



The entire squadron extends a belated
welcome to Lt. Lyman, our ntsw Adjutant.
Not mentioning any naeaa, but a cer-
tain supply "sergeant" ': certain
squadron, nicknamed the ?':-ownies" had
the whole bunch of us -a 6dgs until the
slt "':aant finally dl- ,i-'n and gave
him his furlough papers----- here's hop-
ing he has a good time -- he sure did
sweat it out!
The happy look on both I-:.. Koontz's
and 7- Kiel -s acs s result of
both of their w;ire arriving in town.
Whenever you See Cpl. G'ru-7 r, your sure
to find Cpl. Haismett aed Cpl. Hartely
* not too far behind--Like~i. T:;t. Larkin
and Sgt. Cafmyer.
Sgt. Walker swears a brid,- came right
up and deliberately tripe hilm last Sat-
urder night???
S/Sgt. Hash has been a -ointed A & R
representative for the squadron. Any
questions or requests yu: fellows may
have regarding sports, equipment, or the
like, he will be only too glad to handle.
-Cpl J.J. Freeman

'"S'AT i CHAEkS C'
We :- :ret the loss of L-,. Loyzim, our
assistant Communications Officer, to the
Appalachicola S"-'-ase. CGn i-Ck Lieu-
Der-- -t U. -' o :, r. rian
Kirby, iwha is on an emere.acy 5 d'w, leave
because of the serious illness of Mrs.
Pfc. Daughtry is "sweating out" (be-
sides other thin-:a) a .f.r.cjgh.
s/Sgt. Cozza, vwho has beas in the Air
r'orce 4 -ears, t^cl hi- -^:nd hop today.
't all h. we ;,ea about para-
Sgt. '.ley has been admitted to the
Station Hospital to have his tonsils re-
moved. Hurry and get well, -;t.
Pfc. Cannizzaro plans to get a folding
cot for all trips in the future to Jack-
son, Mia issippi.
What private is learning how to "tune
up" headsets? -Pfc. James M. MacLaren

'" _.R IRDS"
This week the "weir- greeting is
bestowed dpon -h nen tha t came up to
join us from the Recruit T-tbachment. We
want you to feel at homes

The best of luck to the men ho left
forAir Corps Technical Schools last
day. They are a swell bunch and -we all
know they are going to do a bang-up ..
and come back as very learned scholars,
It is with the greatest of plrasr .
that we say our sc:u-..-n _lads the field
in the highest maintenance record cn the
line.... Our donation to the Community
Chest is also at the 100l mark.
The party we had last Kr' was swell
and a good time wa.s ha.d
cooks did a gdd job or t.:,he chick r
Latest news from the "r s- -.: sec tor is
that local boy, Pvt. Armstrong, has just
married his childhood sweetheart. Both
are from Panama City.
Our 1st Sgt., V.D. Rahm, is :'..
a blessed event in a few weeks.
-Cpl. h .0 Cnee.d

You have heard of enlisted men sw7eat-
ing things" out. For the past two weeks
Captain Vernocy has been waiting for
a certain telegram. We have heard that
it is a boy. Congratulations, Captain!
..Sgt. Rawls' local draft board is wond-
ering why he doesn't send in his quest-
ionnaire. We wonderif Nick will like the
Army.... Nurse Miss '.... -- is wondering
if her team, Alabama, win football ,
game again..Scenes in r aIrracks 619 Cpl
Sciullo and Nabelek che,'.i: over th'
latest photos from r .:, Ill...,.Lt.
Bailey was the happi-est man at the hs--
pital last week when Lt. Holland repor'1..
ed for duty. He's help... with adtin-
trative duties in the Detachment ... I:
Medics beer -.: in mut havc been quit. 4
success. It seems that a few -'
fellows played a 3ittie football after-
ward and someone must have made a goal-
line stand in Sgt. Matonak's, Kulas' an..
Volks' room...The "good will to *:,ent'
contest this past week was won by none
other than Pfc. Calvin Grseen...The hos-
pital staff welcomes the return of C ..
Jackson from Maxwell Field, and the add-
ition of Lts. Sprafka and Woodworth ,,..
Treatment at physiotA.-i ..'y has picked op
recently since so many of our felc..s
have been sitting in the section al;t :
them at the Post Th.str...You r-l;.-'
get a good stiff neck by trying to loo0-;:
around the corner- T... st- -) o see
the screen. -Sgt, 'na.rle S. J,,bl;

Our squadron had the honor of having
a "WHITE FLASH" on display at the County
Fair. T/Sgt. Stewart was detailed to
take good care of the plane, which is
undoubtedly a rare privilege for any
One of our most eligible bachelors is
being led from the fold this week-end,
we aren't allowed to tell his name, but
his initials are "Prof" Dunaway.
All the "Sunday Morning" quarterbacks
are letting the parleys at the pool hall
take all their money. -By Monday morning
they are really moaning and groaning.
They absolutely still cannot see yet how
Georgia beat Alabama.-S/Sgt. M.E. Gibson

The chief claim to distinction of Han-
nibal, Mo., is the fact that Pvt. Edmund
O'Hearn was born there. Mark Twain hail-
ed from that city, too.
When PFC. Frank Totten was returning
from furlough, the bus he was riding on,
broke down. Most of the passengers were
mechanics, en route to'an airfield. They
tinkered around, but no soap. Out step-
ped Financier Totten, took off his white
gloves, lifted the hood, gave a deft
flip of the wrist, and the bus continued
on its merry way.
The Financiers won their first tour-
nament game, defeating the 932nd Guard
Squadron 9 to 2.
Pvt. Tom Small, who held at different
times, every office in the Colorado State
Organization of the National Association
of Letter Carriers, is the new Finance
mail orderly. Tom says he misses the old
pack mule he used to ride around on, to
deliver the mail in the Colorado hills.
"My watch stopped, Ididn't know lights
were supposed to be out."-Cpl. Felix Leon

We take this opportunity to welcome
to the squadron our new Adjutant, Lt.
Haskins, and say so long to our old Adju-
tant, Lt. Eadie. Good luck to you both,
on your new jobs.....And last, but not
least, welcome to those 4 flying Ser-
geants, who have been members of the
"69th" for the past week...That was Cpl.
Foley who came back from a "hop" to Tam-
pa, a wee bit green under the gills (Smne-
thing he ate no doubt). Well, the Eagle

smiled Saturday again and as one soldier
remarked, "The taking pile was bigger
than the giving one." Pvt. Nick Gos-
poderc has conceded the fact that he will
henceforth be known as "Gaspipe". Pfc.
Lark Morgan who has been humming the
"Wedding March" is on a 3 day pass and
the odds are even that he becomes a
breadwinner. The squadron had a real
shindig Wednesday eve and you would
think this was the Wolf Squadron the way
the chicken was devoured...Pvt. Wilbur
Chaulker is the only one we know who has
had K.P. agree with him (5 lbs. gained)
With Pfc. Mabel handing out cigars for
honorable mention in the "TARGET", what
can we expect on his next promotion?????
Who is that young lady Sgt. Pflotner re-
fuses to talk about but blushes so nice-
ly upon the mention of her?????
ADD NOTES: Sergeant Robert Hearn just
got back from lurlougb- says he couldn't
resist the call of the typewriter keys..
..Speaking of furloughs, the #1 Supply
Sergeant of the Field, Cpl. John Coller-
an, is casting a nostalgic eye in the
direction of "Joisey" City. -Pvt. Gould

Congratulations to Sgts. Richardson
Christina and Limbaugh for their Tech. 3rd
Grade promotions, and to the others who
"made" various promotions.
The Ordnance collection of nearly all
types of small arms and ammunition used
in training at this post was an impressive
array at the Bay County Fair. Sgt. Cin-
dric, T/5 Mahonchak and Pfc. Jesse had
charge of the J '-J., .
Sorry to have Lt. ': -..iinson leave for
unknown points. Lt. Drain joined us last
week and will join the Appalachicola De-
tachment soon.
that's a nice rehearsal for a mustache...
T/5 Moore is bringing his wife back with
him, and will live with Pvt. and Mrs.
Close...Questiont When is S/Sgt. Lamura-
glia going to ask for separate rations?
Answer: Next week...Did T/5 Ratley leave
late on his furlough because of a blonde
who lives in Panama City?...A most im-
pressive sight is the spirit with which
the company falls out at roll callt...Any
mention made in last week's column about
the Alabama football team is hereby re-
scinded. -S/Sgt. Kenneth L. Witham

We welcome S/Sgt. Owens and Corporals
Poursine and Tweedy, who have just come
back from furlough. They look a little
worse for wear and tear, so we know that
they must have had a good time. Cpl.
Poursine has a certain glitter in his
eyes, and Cpl. Tweedy came back singing,
"Somebody Else is Taking My Place"- we
wonder why?
Good luck to the boys who left us for
a brief sojourn at the various technical
schools. We were glad to have you with
us, and we're looking forward to the
time when you'll be with us again.
We hear that the "inspector" isn't do-
ing too much driving these days- seems
there is a rubber shortage- that's tough
on S/Sgt. Bruner.....We trust that Sgt.
Dieterioh is enjoying those chicken din-
ners we have been buying for him. Also,
we wonder why he shaved his "tooth brush"
The yells and cheers you have been
hearing the past week have been due to
the appearance of a gate near the water
tower- changing the distance from the
squadron to the "line" from a "hike" to
a "stroll". Thanks to the Commanding
Junior's doing a fine job during the
absence of Ist/Sgt. Twitohell, but it's
cutting down on nite life....Sgt. Ander-
son seems to have enjoyed himself list
Saturday night....And Sgt. Bradbury has
at last found "Our Nell", but we're not
telling where....We hope Pfc. MoIntyre
makes up his mind about the "Little
Lady"...If the cry for more mail doesn't
abate somewhat, Pfo. Lee will find him-
self writing letters to lonely soldiers.
-Sgt. D.T. Rountree

GENERALs You gain a day; Charles G.
Dawes, John N. Garner (former) and Henry
C. Wallace (present); Longer than a mile;
ARMYs A skeleton crew of men able to
perform the duties of any unit; "Mr.";
Between 10 andl5 minutes, no longer than
GEOGRAPHYs Jefferson City; A volcano in
Mexico; Separates Tasmania from the S.E.
tip of Australia; Tuloma River.
SPORTSs Skiing; Johnny Van De Meer;
Chess; Berlin, Germany, in 1936.
YOUR VOCABULARYs Small tool; Light food;
Two wheeled cart; Raw recruit; Covering
for the leg; Dance.

' I
as- !-

member of Tyndall's Guard Squadron to
have his picture in the "TARGET". We
can't figure out how come these original
"69ers" have been keeping out of the
range of our cameras, because they have
a host of good men in their ranks, and
Sergeant Mullins is one of them.
Harry hails from Crossett, Arkansas,
and has been in the service since Jan-
uary 24, 1941. He came to Tyndall on
December 24, 1941, and his present as-
signment bears the impressive title of
"Sergeant of the Sentry Boxes".
Miss Elma Weller came down to Panama
City from Ohio this summer, for a short
visit. She didn't know she would meet
Harry Mullins, but she did, on her second
day here- and she hasn't returned to
Ohio yet, for she's been Mrs. Harry Mul-
lins since October 10th.


A I 0 T

M R c A F




GENERAL: (5 points each)
1. In travelling from San Francisco
to Australia, do you gain a day or lose
a day?
2. Name three Vice-Presidents of the
United States who are still living?
3. A nautical mile is; longer than,
shorter than; or the same as a statu-
ate mile?
4. In what country is a Yuan a mone-
tary unit of exchange?

ARMY: (5 points each)
1. What is a cadre?
2. When a man is attending OCS, how
is he addressed by his superiors?
3. How long should a tourniquet be
kept on any part of the body?

GEOGRAPHYs (5 points each)
1. The Capital of Missouri is Kansas
City, St Louis, or Jefferson City?
2. What is Popocatepetle and in what
country may it be found?
3. Where is the Bass Strait located?
4. Is Murmansk on the Volga River,
Arctic Ocean, or Tuloma River?

SPORTSs (5 points each)
1. With what sport would you associ-
ate the "herringbone" step?
2. Name the pitcher who pitched two
no-hit-no-run games within five days?
3. With which of these sports do you
associate Samuel Reshevesky; Bowling
Chess, Bridge, Tennis, Basketball?
4. When and where were the last
Olympic Games played?

1. Gimlet is a
a. car
b. beetle
c. small tool

4. Galoot is a
a. bird
b. overshoe
c. raw recruit

(4 points each)
2. Gruel is a
a. flower
b. light food
c. tree

5. Gaiter is a

a. leather
b. covering
c. gem

for the leg

3. Gig is a
a. desk
b. dog
c. two-wheeled cart

6. Gavot is a
a. dance
b. glass
c. tie clasp


T. A minstrel show
was presented for
its benefit- it's
the Army man's friend
in time of need
4. The green light
signal means --1
6. ----- and kicking
8. The direction in
which "something
always comes --"
9. What girls are
usually handed
10. No time (abbr.)
11. Metric system measure
of liquid
12. Native Infantry
13. That which usually
bounces back from a
15. Governor (abbr.)

ACROSS -cont.
17. Occasionally, a
man will be ridden
out on a ----
18. Civil Engiheer
19. Snow vehicle
20. A person with
asinine qualities

T. An not (bad English)
2. For---- and ----
3. Those held back for
an emergency
4. Our purpose is to
train 'em
5. A type of illusion
7. Long Island Institute
14. To hasten away
16. Where many of our best
Smen have gone (abbr.)

0 30
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The ole yardbird is jest aboot cum ter the pint whur nothing don't happin much.
Ecksusin small missillanyous itims sech as this hear contrary weather rainin
ever time I puts on a clean uniform, walking hour ever nite. .: slite missdemenurs,
havin nite classes, drilling in a awful mileetery : ; ..: at every oppurtoonity,
,Annin 3 miles a day fur kalistheniks, at dress peerade twicet a week, havin ma
:.edikul records all messed up an takin shots ever wensdy mawin.(The pill roller
looks powful sympathetic but he still jabs jest as hard), ketchin guard dooty the
nite aftur sending ma ovurcoat ter the cleaners, snowin a terribul purity gurl at
the USO Club an havin hur spring a husband on me by surprise My phissicul direk-
tor, buyin me a cupple uv gabberdine kaki uneeforms with flaps an straps an holes
fur insignya an havin the order ter cum ot ter start warin 0 D's, havin ter git a
S hair cut evur Fridy, regardless uv whether or not is ..ianied on ennything
speshul, on havin ter shine ma shoes before evur fawmashun which is aboot 15 times
a day, I aint got nothing much ter ri-lpe aboot.
Good Buddies, all the news I get from Tyndall is usually a week old. I don't
feel like writing at present because I just learned that one of my best friends
has answered his last call. What foolish, weak words and thoughts I can think
of now could never express my feelings at this time. ;.' man will ever compose a
fitting epitaph for my dear friend, Will Barrios. -.------- The Yardbird (No. 1)
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We read in Wednesday's Daily Bulletin
that there would be a meeting of all A.
& R. Representatives on Thursday night
at 6s30 P.M. at the "Rec" Hall. We made
a mental note at the time that we would
take time off and attend the meeting....
We almost forgot about it, and got
down there twenty minutes late...We ex-
pected to find at least fifteen or twenty
men present, andwere rather disappointed
upon discovering that only five organi-
zations were represented... We were disap-
pointed for several reasons. First of
all, we're one of those guys whose work
involves a lot of "desk fatigue" and
we're looking forward to "throwing" a
few elbows on thebasketball court; also,
we're one of the few who know how much
Lt. Lawson has put into his A. & R. pro-
gram and how desperately anxious he is
to make it successful; and lastly, but
not leastly, we know that the fellows on
the Field who might have the free time
to participate won't get a chance to
because no one in their outfit had enough
interest to see to it that an A. & R.
non-com was sent to the meeting.
At the meeting we saw the "Red Birds'"
Pfc. Madden and Cpl. Clark; the Finance's

Cpl. Leon; "Brownies" Cpl. Belk; Medic's
Cpl. Tarr; the "Old Timers'" Pvt. Lam-
bert; and, we were told, the "White Fla-
shes'" Cpl. Olsen had phoned to let them
know he couldn't make it.
Each of these men impressed us as be-
ing capable and eager to get things star-
ted in their squLdrons- but nothing could
be done because all the representatives
weren't there to arrange for the best
time that the teams could meet...
We left the meeting thinking that in
each of the outfits not represented,
someone was not "on the ball"...and every
man on the Field was the loser for it...

The A. & R. Office announces that fif-
teen sets of bows (45 lbs.) and arrows
are available for use to the men on the
Field. Instruction will be provided upon
request. Call at the "Rec" Hall.

Mr. Bob Ford, Golf Pro at the Panama
Country Club, announces that a one day
golf tourney will be held on Sun., Nov-
ember 8th. Match play, flights of eight.
Drawing at 10s30 A.M., entrance fee of
$2.00, dinner included.


8. 344TH F.G.T.S. I

9. 349TH F.G.T.S.
10. 447TH F.G.T.S.


13. 907TH Q. M.
14. 69TH BASE HDQ.

15. 343RD F.G.T.S.
16. A.A.F. BAND I


When a fellow breaks a date with a
girl he usually has to. When a girl
wreaks a date, she usually has two.

Sgt. Boutwell sayss- Some of the girls
are wearing shoes with small bell at-
tached. The short skirt must be los-
ing its power.

A. golfer's daughter
was Mary Anna Pounds
That's why she liked
to play around.

St. Peters "How did you get here?"
Highlanders "Well sir, I was told to
toss grenades, so I took one out and
pulled the pin, but I couldn't get my-
self to throw away $24.49 worth of
gur'ment property."

It isn't necessary for a girl to put
on a skimpy bathing suit to plunge in-
to the Sea of Matrimony, but it will
enable her to put more men on her wad-
ing list.

Yardbirds "She was arrested because
her balloon dance was too daring."
Sgt.s "You mean she went beyond her-
Y.B.s "No, just beyond her balloons"

The Army Specialist Corps, which had
inducted approximately 1,300 men was
abolished, the War Department announced,
and all future commissions directly
from civilian life will be given in the
Specialist Reserve until the men com-
missioned have completed a course of
military training. The change was made,
the War Department said, because it was
found inadvisable in the interest of
efficiency, uniformity of operations,
discipline and the avoidance of dupli-
cation of effort to have two uniformed
War Secretary Stimson reported the
Alcan Highway is now open to trucks car-
rying munitions and materials to troops
in Alaska for its entire length of 1,671
miles. Formal opening will probably
take place November 15, he said.

SATIRDAY, November 7
"The Falcon's Brother"
George Sanders Tom Conway
SUNDAY, MONDAY, November 8-9
"My Sister Eileen"
Rosalind Russell Brian Aherne

Selecting draftees for the branch of
3ervioe for which they are best fitted
was most difficult in the case of the
hillbilly who was so dumb, he could
only count to ten.
"Where did you place him?"
"We sent him around to different camps
to referee boxing bouts."
* *
"Your eyes look bad. I see signs of
liver trouble or anemia, and I fear
chronic nervous affliction.
"Look at my other eye, Doc. This one
is glass."
* *
CAPTAINs "Why didn't you salute me
PRIVATEs "I didn't see you, sir."
CAPTAINs "Good, I was afraid you were
mad at me."

(Courtesy of "ROBIN'S CALL")


TUESDAY, November 10
"Girl Trouble"
Don Ameche Joan Bennett
"Flying Tigers"
John Wayne John Carroll

FRIDAY, November 13
"You Can't Escape Forever"
George Brent Brenda Marshall

SUNDAY, MONDAY, November 8-9
"A Yank at Eton"
Mickey Rooney Edmund Gwenn
TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, November 10-11
"Big Street"
Henry Fonda Lucille Ball
THURSDAY, FRIDAY, November 12-13
"Here We Go Again"
Edgar Bergen Charlie McCarthy
SATURDAY, November 14
"Pirates of the Prairie"
Tim Holt
"Spirit of Stanford"
Frankie Albert

SUNDAY, MONDAY, November 8-9
"Pardon My Sarong"
Abbott and Costello
TUESDAY, November 10
"Suicide Squadron"
Anton Walbrook Sally Gray
WEDNESDAY, November 11
"Dr. Broadway"
MacDonald Carey Jean Phillips
THURSDAY, November 12
"The Feminine Touch"
Rosalind Russell Melvyn Douglas
FRIDAY, SATURDAY, November 13-14
"Phantom Plainsman"
Three Mesquiteers


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