Vol. 1 No. 39 Army Air Forces
"NUTS TO THE AXIS!"- CONTEST THEME
Colonel Robert Robinson, (seated),
Finance Officer of the SEAAFTC, visit-
ed Tyndall Field last week to discuss
final plans for the opening of a Dis-
bursing Office here. Shown with the
Colonel areas Lt. Emory Shofner, Post
Finance Officer, (right); and Lt. Na-
than Howard, Assistant Post Finance
It is believed that the new finance
unit will be opened early in November,
at which time Tyndall Field will be-
S come the fourth Post in the SEAAFTC to
have a Disbursing Office.
TYNDALL FIELD HIRE FIRST WOMAN DRIVE
Combating the manpower shortage with
hatrvr' mczns avvilbl"6, Tyndall Field
hired its first woman vehicle driver
and announced that they will accept
many more applications from women for
Hired after passing the physical and
driving examinations required for qual-
ifying, was Mrs. Volma Savage Forehand,
a 28 year-old mother of an 11 year-old
Hitting the Axis where it hurts----
that's the aim of the "Nuts to the Ax-
is" contest now being sponsored by
"YANI", the official Army Newspaper.
The contest, which is open to ser-
vicemen only, calls for short, hard-
hitting messages to Hitler, Mussolini
or Tojo. Winning messages will be
broadcast to all parts of the world
through the cooperation of the Office
of War Information.
To enter their "Nuts to the Axis"
messages, soldiers must use a coupon
printed in "YANK", and they must write
on one of six subjects as follows,
1. "I'll Be Seein' Your"
2. "Here's What I'm Fighting For"
3. "My Father Did It In 1918"
4. "Doolittle Was Only The Beginning"
5. "If I Had You in My Squad"
6. "I've Got a Better Idea Here It
Is" (The soldier's own subject)
Messages may be any length up to 200
words, and with the exception of ous-
sing or obscene language, no holds bar-
red. This is the average yardbird's
chance to tell the Axis big shots what
he thinks of them
Not only will the most original
blasts at Hitler, Mussolini and Tojo
be broadcast, but winners will receive
free, a six-month subscription to the
"YANK". Names of all winners and some
of the winning messages will be print-
ed in the Army Newspaper.
All entries must be postmarked on or
before midnight, December 10, 1942,
and winning messages will be broadcast
as soon after that date as possible.
Soldiers, sailors and marines all
over the world are urged to use this
opportunity to tell the Axis what Unc-
le Sam's men are thinking these days.
WERE YOU ROBBED?
In this generation of skepticism and cynicism it became a fashion to debunk
the great personalities of history. Many men imagined themselves to be of
superior intelligence if they,dragged someone down off the pedestal where previous
generations had placed them. They, in their childish way, considered themselves
better informed than the contemporaries---the men and women who witnessed the
greatness of venerated persons. And so books come out debunking George Washington,
Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin and many other men of outstanding achievements.
If this trend continues, you can be certain that some day General MacArthur's
greatness will also be debunked.
The personality of Christ was not left untouched by these arrogant minds.
They could not deny the nobility of His Teachings, because they are recorded; so
they denied His Divinity, and thereby denied Him authority to command.
They denied Christ the Divine authority to define the meaning of, and
authority to command all men to keep justice, honesty, decency, regard for the
rights of others, etc. in all human relationships. The result of this is a
horrible cGunlniQn in human relations. And now the Nazis, the Japs and their like
assumed the authority to define those vital human relationships as it suits them
best, and command others by force to accept them. Yes, these debunkers have
ROBBED THE WORLD of an inexpensive, unbloody and tearless way to attain and keep
peace in the world.
They attacked Christianity in the name of progress and freedom. But instead
of progress, we are retrogresing to old fashioned paganism; instead of freedom,
the world is becoming more and more dictatorial minded.
They robbed some men of their belief in eternal life. And what did they
give them in its place? ONLY DREADFUL UNCERTAINTY.
They robbed some men of the only intelligent goal of human existence--- 0
HEAVEN. And what did Lhey give them in its place? ONLY UNINTELLIGENT AIMLESSNESS.
IERE XQU RQBBED TQQ?
PV T. CARLTON H. DAVIS
OCTOBER 19, 1942
Classification is classifying, Statis-
tics are Statisticing, Captain Burkhart
is back at his desk, and all is well with
Personnel....From Dallas, Texas, we hear
that Mrs. McClelland, wife of our former
Chaplain, gave birth to a bouncing ba"
boy and named him Thomas (after 'I: or
Howell), Warren (after you know VWHO) Mc-
Clelland....Dot Stutts recently returned
from a 3-day trip to Tallahassee- when
asked "Why?", she replied, ". visit th
girls at the college" (?)...Mise Miller
of Captain Thorpe's Office reported for
work last week with slightly muted vocal
chords. Claims she went wading and cau-
ght cold. '"adi: '" for whom? ....(Drama-
tist) Walter F. Silva gavn a 5-star per-
formance in the Sgt.-Major's office the
other day. He portrayed the part of a
"Joisey" policeman- with SUCH gustol....
The M.P.s onthe West Gate are -r recently
wearing rose-colored glasses this season.
They stopped Lt. ("Air Corps") Miller's
car recently, and asked him if there
were any officers in the car. And the
entire transaction was transacted with
out a salute....Tyndall's "Legal.
has flown the coup and is now *i .;'
his way about New York City. Just anoth-
er bird gone home to roost....Our ..,-
ters on the line say that Lt. atetter
"has a case" onall the beautiful blondes
on the post- and half of the brunettes
His only regret is that it's not mutual.
...Lt. Semanek says that his next cross-
country will be :Oftr.....MAjor Medof, one
of the first medical officers to arri-Pe
at Tyndall has left us this we-k for a
new post, as has Lts. Markowitz and So-
lod, also of the Medics..,.. L Ralph Ed-
wards, formerly a S/Sgt. here, writes
that he is applying for flight training.
He sends his best to all.....r caw Lt.
Robert BRe'o, over atS-4 -"I-2. for some
new eq' t for hi in -.+r .tors-" we
don't ee o r, M jor F refuse
him after :i -. eloq'u :ion.
Lt. Fta., arppe in '
of Finance th. other ....
could be done about stopping rh: i' ~ 2.
checks that Lt. Fargro i
receiving o-auhly. ("A.l r '
peacefully 1) ..... Janet Mann w .uld nev
think of telling us, but we hear that
the Tyndallettes will hold forth in the
Armory next month. It pronise.. t
gala affair. (We defy anybo y M. ake
something out of this)
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Sgt. Samiof, on tour with one of the
recruiting units, writes us that our re-
cent story concerning the whirlwind ro-
mance of Jo Bennett and S/Sgt. Fry pales
into ,.n: .canoe at this incident at
: .''., Ala. He swears that this
S is trues "Private H. Rose of Camp
.., Ala., met Miss Kate Folmar of
Andalusia on the night of October 10th
at 11 P.M., and were married on October
lth at 5 P.M. on a street corner of the
oO were walking down the street
when o, Folmar saw a preacher whom she
knew. 1h-. stopped him and the ceremony
took place right on the spot." There is
no moral to this story, but draw your
own concluslons-.... In the 69th these
days, the topic of conversation is usu-
ally about the '--.'inj bit of carpentry
that has been turned out by Pfc. Angelo
r,- :'t'- -- a craftsman if there ever was
one.... :-71. Tony Statile, "Blackbird's"
.- p.-r., says that 1st Sgt. Taylor and
his -rew of n ..--pers are out to give
the squadron area a face-lifting, with a
barbecue pi included in the extensive
...... i. ot Singleton and Cpl.
DeBiois, gunnery student, collaborated
in the ai: the other day to bring down
intact an AT-6 whose landing gear mech-
anis- had suddenly ceased to function.
A near accident was avoided by close co-
operation between Ass't. Opns. Officer
Lt. Richards on the ground, and the crew
in :ihe sky..Miss Atkinson of the Message
Center is back after a tonsilectomy, as
is Fvt, Runyon after a brief sojourn to
the :"' i' however, Sgt. Thurston
still awaits Pvt. Willer, also on the
sici list. And "Irish" Q'Conner tells
us that he too is on the verge of a ner-
vous breakdown. My gosh, we never knew
that Bill Thurston was such ataskmasterl
...We hear that Miss Strobel of the Sig-
nal Office has found our Netherland boys
quite fascinate" : ...Prom the USO comes
e announo:i: :t "E dae will be
,u i.').' ni".-s'.alloween....The
x.u : l. ro ihe Department of Train-
ing is Lhat one of their members will go
S ; i iLk ifet next week as part
I A Id '"Atl-s" course. "Strength
-hrugh .i :'" we always say...P.R.O.'s
Cpl. P.rat~i .nd Stai stic's Cpl. Gardner
leaves us for OCS this week. We'll miss
'em both.....We understand that "Chuck"
Lindsley has been proposed to.
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Published every Saturday by the Special Service Section, AAFGS, Tyndall Field, Fla.
SPECIAL SERVICE OFFICER
Captain W. H. Wiseman
ASST'S TO S. S. OFFICER
Corp. Sam D. Melson
Corp. Willia B. Pratt
Pvt. Neil M. Pooser
M/Sgt. Wooiraw W. Busby
Corp. Fraxt s Churchill
Sgt. John We,' ser
Corp. Roger Keough
Pfc. Price Terry
Pvt. Everett Tackett
Col. W. A. Maxwell
i8g. Oral Ledbetter
Pvt, Marshall Goodman
Sgt. Arnold Milgaten
Sgt. Saul Samiof
Corp. James Freeman
Lt. Joseph A. Dickerman
S/Sgt. William Castle
Corp. Silas G. Upchurch
foday we take up the case of the Med-
ical Detachment. We suppose that, what
is true of our Medical Detach;st is
true of all Medical DetachmentsA but at
the moment we are only interested in
the pill-rollers who are nearest our
hearts. Our association with the Tyn-
dall Field Medicoes has been b thing
but formal, so you can imagine c-- sur-
prise whonwe learned last week .. ., i
was not contsntment over at :r. rtion
It all bsga when we decide, akke
a trip down to the hospital ar~ to de-
termine the cause of the Medicoejs re-
porter's failure to turn in bi. '*es"
for the "zTA T". First we e',-, -..red
the report-r, Sgt. Bill Volk, -. -ry
discretely let it be known th,;: .h did
not appreci t" the honor of hY- Tosi-
tion- us the first h :. -"'at
things w~r ,' as they shouL He
didn't exactly passb he Duck, but he
felt th'1 -' wasn't quite ca.'ie of
fulfill-:i r ~ 'ponsibilitya :?. -. ther-
ed soraebody else took over.
Hoping to zet at the bottom of things
as sore as ;?ssible, we sought out Lt.
Bailey, e ~ament C.O. Lt. Eit.y did
not mince : cdsa and told us w6 i. -not
done right" by the outfit. I. seams
that on aSt,.al recent oce~;. the
"xAKUaiu" nas unavolaao.y omittea ene
bulk of the Medicoes' news. This sort
of treatment, the boys suspected, was
just another example of how the Medi-
cal Department in general, .s being
treated by the rest of the Army. (Lt.
Bailey then went on to explain how the
Medical Detachments were always the
last oner to receive any recognition,
The crowning blow, hc~"Tsr, came last
week when the "TARGET", again acciden-
tally, headed their nxws column as
"MEDICOWSE- instead of "MEDICWOES".
Sgt. Laubly, who had volunteered to
take over the reporting job, had us on
the phone early Tuesday morning and
chewed our ears off good and proper.
His final words were, "I know we've
been "beefing" quite a bit lately, but
don't you think that's going too far?"
Yes, we have to admit, accidentally
or not, this was too dich, and wo wish
to publicly apologize for our careless-
ness. AL-s we want the boys at the
hospital and dispensary to know that,
despite those horrible "shots", blood
typing jabs, vaccinations, lengthy
ward "visits" and such, and despite
whatever treatment other Medical De-
tachments at other Fields are receiv-
ing, WE LOVE YOU, FELLAS!!
gt. Cafmeyer has discovered a new way
to waken the boys in the morning. First
he turns on the lights in each room, waits
about ten minutes until everyone is utter-
ly confused, and then blows the 1st whis-
tle. By this time everybody is so wide-
awake, it's a simple matter to get them
all out for roll call.
We welcome the boys who have just join-
ed the squadron. You fellows have become
a part of a darn good outfit, and it
will be up to you to carry on the swell
record the boys before you have made.
A few of the squadrons on the field are
forming pool, ping-pong, chess and basket-
ball teams. It would be a swell idea if
we followed suit. If we could work up
some sort of a league this winter, for
these various sports, it would be a lot
of fun. There are many fellows inter-
ested in participating in these games
and if they will hand in their names to
me, I will try and get these various teams
organized. Either hand them in to the
orderly room on paper, naming the sport
you are interested in, or give them to me
in person. As soon as all the names are
in, we will conduct a tournament amongst
ourselves to find out the best men in each
sport. These men will make up the back-
bone of the teams whichwill represent the
"Brownies" in outside competition. If
there are too many for one sport, we will
probably form "A" and "B" teams. We want
* as many men in the squadron on these teams
We received a letter from Pfc. Joe Gl -
ickman, now at Ft. Myers. He's a member
of the 716th there. He says all of the
old gang want to be remembered to "Youse
Guys". Joe's on the staff of the "Flexi-
gun", their weekly paper, which, by the
way, is a darn good sheet. Salutations
right back at you, Joel -Cpl. J. Freeman
Vrs. K.G. Stitt, wife of our former lst
sErgcanL, bnu an rde .roacer oZ i.3
"TARGET", pens us from Des Moines, Iowa,
that, since her husband left the Field to
attend OCS at Miami Beach, she misses re-
ceiving the news of the Field. We will
remedy the situation by mailing a copy of
the "TARGET" to her every week. We still
enjoy receiving the books that Mrs. Stitt
kindly sends for our boys to read. While
on the subject, word comes from the Ser-
geant himself, saying that his waist line
is decreasing rapidly.
Orchids to Pvt. Cavallero for the way
in which he handles our mail. He cer-
tainly gets those tongue-twisting names
out in great fashion. The wear and tear
doesn't seem to have any effect on the Ca-
Supply Sergeant Carl P. Juneau has been
visiting Tyndall's famed "Wishing Bridge"
AND wished that the day will come when
just one of the boys will take what he
hands them without saying it's too big or
Due credit must be given the boys work-
ing on our squadron's "line". The hours
and the work they put in is only for one
purpose-- TO KEEP 'EM FLYING* -and they
can do itt -Pfc. Vincent Del Ponte
C "THE SIGNALIERS"
corporal Brozanski and Corporal Morse
are leaving for Cable splicer's School at
Camp Crowder, Missouri, in the very near
future. Brozanski, who comes from New
Jersey, is bemoaning the fact that he is
not going to Fort Monmouth. I can see his
point. The poor boy would only have been
a half-hour from his home. The USO dances
will be less colorful without him, but I
understand he has appointed S/Sgt. Blasak
of Finance to take over in his absence.
"K.P." has proved to be as popular as a
burp at a banquet with the men who have
had to put in a full week. Hugh Simns
came through a week of the stuff absolutely
unscarred, but not looking for any morel
The place where K.P. is taking its toll,
is with the C.Q. This business of rous-
ing someone at four A.M. is a most dis-
agreeable task for all parties concerned.
It has been fun watching the boys in
the outfit squirm in their O.D. uniforms.
S/Sgt. Foster, who was unlucky enough to
draw two pairs of the undesirable "Blank-
et Trousers", has been obviously uncom -
fortable for the past week. "Dick" Parell
suffers the saom fate, Pe d they weep to-
gether. Don't fret boyst Six more months
and you will be back in your very comfor-
table sun tans. -Cpl. William Hines
we've gotten 17 new men in the company.
They are still in quarantine and we have-
n't seen them as yet, but we are glad to
know that they are around.
If anybody wants to bet on a football
game, see a certain secretary. You're
sure to lose, and this is a warning.
JOTTINGSs Pvt. Pappas playing pool;
T/5 Mah6nohak rushing around Saturday p.m.
looking for a shirt- Did you miss that
date, "Russian"? "Shorty" Woods, the fence
painter, is known as Blue Boy" since that
can of paint fell on his head. The tune
from Appalachicola now-a-days is, "Praise
the Lord, and pass the ammunition" The
boys in the old day room insist that the
fellows will come in there to play pool.
Oh, well, at this time of the month ri-
ding back from town on the bus we can all
enjoy the full moon hanging low over the
paper mill. -S/Sgt. Kenneth L. Witham
he A. & R. tournaments are finally get-
ting under way, and all the outfits will
be in there fighting for the trophy. Lt.
Mills has accepted our challenge to match
his "Rugged 69ers" against our "Mustangs".
Our famous "Damon and Pythias" duo, Ser-
geants Milton and Mankin, who were born
and raised across the street from one
another and who have lived most of their
lives together, enlisted on the same day
fourteen months ago. They went thru sch-
ool together, were always in the same or-
ganizations and have the same dates on th-
eir warrants. They share everything, ex-
cept girl friends.
Sgt. Alper is a veteran of 21 months
service in the Spanish Revolution, and a
darn good soldier. Speaking of veterans
what man in our outfit could pass for a
high-school boy, yet has served six years
in the navy? Clean living does itt
Congratulations to S/Sgt. Culver, who
brought a bride back with him from his re-
cent furlough trip to Alabama.
Sgt. Grant is Finance OCS bound. Good
luck to him and to Sgt. Carter, who leaves
for Ordnance OCS shortly.
Why do so many of the boys call at
"Pop" Bender's office so often. Is it al-
lotments, or L.J.C.?
Our pool table is fixed up with a new
cloth, thanks to Sgt. Ackerman.
Thanks to the student detachment for the
ten new men- good soldiers alli
Pvt. Flanagan is the busiest nan in the
outfit, pinch-hitting for our Supply Ser-
geant, who is away on furlough.
How 'bout that deluxe omnibus service?
Right to our front door, thanks to Major
Carnahan and others. -Sgt. Win. L. Cramer
ere's a hearty "Welcome" to the newest
arrivals to the squadron. They're from
the Recruit Detachment and we want themto
feel at home.
It is with regret that we bid fond fare-
well to the fellows who have left us for
"I was robbed", shouted our Sgt. Joseph
Maggioncalda. It seems he lost his SEAA-
FTC pin and is having his room searched
for fingerprints. The last we heard was
that he was getting in touch with the F.
(Editor's note) We want to welcome back
our rugged "Ex-Recruit Terror", Albert J.
Snead, to the squadron. It seems during
his short stay with the recruits, they cut
down his sleeping hours from eleven (11)
o'clock to five, (5) o'clock in the morn-
ing. He also came back minus a voice.
-Cpl. A.J. Snead
hose of us who are left as Yardbirds
find ourselves overwhelmed these daysD
since warrants came through last week
which raised the prestige and rank of
erstwhile Pvts. Przygocki, Swope, Weigh-
ly, Farr, Duncan, Durkee, Dumas, and Get-
tinger to Corporal. This up in grade was
in recognition of the training that th-
ese gpn have undergone either at Chanute
FieLmaather Observers' School or in the
Station here at Tyndall.
Even with the unusual hours which our
work forces us to keep, we "Rainnakers"
wake with a start when our neighborly and
ever alert bandsmen begin with a banging
march at 5i30 A.M...We haven't yet been
able to figure out whether they camp out-
side all night or not.-Pvt. Morris Lasker
S "THE OLD TIMERS"
ergeant Childers and crew are becom-
ing convinced that the new large plane we
have is the easiest ship on the line to
"Greasy" Fair is debating whether or
not to see the Chaplain, or to write to
Private Stewart says there are a few
men in the outfit he'd like to see get
ahead, they need one.
Sergeant Woody Mueller is expecting a
bundle from Wisconsin down soon, he says
it's a cute little package.
Where are all those touch-football teams
A fV t \ A
C~O6~h ^<^Yar Ab'\~~^^'w ^^nv rv'1^
that were supposed to be organized??? We
will have to play our games under the
flood lights...That's all for now, except
to remind Sgt. Desjardins that a short
circuit isn't a three-day pass.
-Pvt. Ed Strong
R "THE GUARDIANS"
reports from some of our ex-Guardsmen
indicate that Pvts. Karl Boehmer and Fred
Wald are doing all right at Gunnery School.
Best of luck to them.
Pfc. Fred Young and Pvt. A. Lamparella
(the actor), have marched up the Matri-
They say that Pvt. Duvernoy thinks the
"wishing bridge" is where you go to wish
for a furlough.
Special Society Notes At Guard Mount
the boys are thinking of serving tea and
crumpets. The young men will be dressed
in a delightful shade of Olive Drab. The
Guards of course, will come at their con-
venience, after the gold plated whistle is
blown. They will stand at attention, --
that is, if they feel like it-- and above
all, they should not be ashamed to come
with their shoes unpolished. After Guard
Mount, a meeting will be held in the day
room with ice cream being served to all.
Then, to your postst Of course, if you o
desire, someone will relieve you if you
are indisposed. Last, but not least, you
will wake up and fall out of bed.
-Cpl. Sam Marotta
W e wonder if Sgts. G-ring and Timko ,
Cpl. Makowski and Pvt. Mazur found time
to see that Alabama-Tennessee game. Pvt.
Senkinc says that those Alabama games of-
fer more than football. Sgt. Bill Volk,
(The sun rises and sets at his discretion)
was far from any stadium in the town of
Cincinnati when he week-ended there to see
Sgt. Mash and "Scooter" Terrell are be-
ginning to wonder if that pair of roller
skates really has been ordered. Mej. Mil-
let and "Scooter' are our contribution to
the movies we hope that they are photo-
The local salvage board has been cast-
ing a mean eye at Cpl. Walker's foot lock-
er. Is that paper the result of your fa-
natic search for that ninety pound, -five
foot, sixteen year old dream girl, Grover
Speaking about salvage reminds this mos-
quito chaser that his Post has a mine of
iron that could be collected and used for
Scenes on the tennis courts: Maj. Miller
shadow boxing Sgt. Volk in preparation for
the officers' tournament.
Our nurse, Miss Duffy, helped present a
united front to the War effort by joining
forces with Lt. J. Thomas of this Field.
Joke of the week: "Say fellow! --Why
don't you part your hair?"
The hospital staff has welcomed the ad-
dition of Nurses Schumpert, Jones, Cald-
well, Miller and lEson, and Medical Offi-
cers Lts. Weaver and Maxwell.-Sgt. Laubly
allows, the day room is your home, and
as long as you are here, it should be made
to appear like it. A committee has been
organized to remodel our day room. This
project merits the cooperation of the en-
tire squadron. Let's get behind this com-
mittee and demonstrate our appreciation
of their efforts.
The writer apologizes to Sgt. Steve B1-
ankenship for disclosing his love interest
in last week's column. In the future, we
will refrain from mentioning the D. of T's
Miss Garrett in connection with Steve.
-Sgt. Tony Statile
Although only twenty-three years of age,
M/SGT. LUTHER R. UNDZRWOOD has almost six
years of Army service to his credit. He
hails from Dublin, Ga., and is a graduate
of a West Point Prep School and the Army
Finance School. "Dick" is the ranking en-
listed man of the Post Finance Staff and
is greatly respected for his knack with
figures and curves, referring, of course,
to his ability with numerals, the gentler
sex, and the mineralite bowling sphere,
GENERAL: (5 points each)
1. Who was Vice-President under Cal-
2. Who is the Secretary of Agricul-
3. Name the magazine that has the
largest net paid circulation?
4. How are Governors and Mayors ad-
dressed in a letter?
GEOGRAPHYs (5 points each)
1. What is the name of the largest
lake in Florida?
2. In what state is Mount Re.i.:er
3. In what country would you
the Po river?
4. Where are the Madeira Islands and
to what country do they belong?
1 0 YARDBIRD'S 0 30
BUCK PRIVATE'S 30 60
NON-COM'S 60 90
OFFICER'S 90 99
SPORTSt (5 points each)
1. In what sport is the term "eagle"
2. How many chuckers are there in a
3. In boxing are welterweights heav-
ier then lightweights?
4. Is a "bird" used in Lacrosse,
Ice Hookey, or Badminton?
ARMYs (5 points each)
1. What high ranking A.A.F. official
recently made a record hop from Aus-
tralia to the U.S.?
2. Who is the Director of Academic
Training of the Gunnery School at
3. Does a Major in the Army out-rank
a Captain in the Navy?
1. Cabeca is a
4. Calan is a
(4 points each)
2. Cabochon is a
a. card game
b. precious stone
5. Caldron is a
1. Without which there
would be no Air Force
8. When you're needed
for K.P. this is what
happens to you
9. A knot always is
10. Most "liquidaters"
have this in the plural
11. You can't focus without
12. The difference between
an S.M. and an Officer
13. Reply (Abbr.)
14. Girl's name
15. Personality as personi-
fied by Clara Bow
16. In a little whUe
17. Soup and the main dish
are usually separated
L9. What we like to think
3. Cachet is a
6. Chints is a
a. Chinese city
3. Soon they will
4. F.D.R. (Abbr.)
5. S/Sgt. Ledbetter's
6. Paid advertisement
7. The newspapers used
to put one out before
radio took over.
10. The whole that #17
across are parts of
11. All "wolves" have
12. A musical note usu-
ally heard after dark
14. Against (prefix)
16. AND (No tricks)
17. New York's source of
18. Hitler's henchmen (Abbr)
The Yarc ZI
The ole yardbird is feeling rite pert now. Mostly on account uv aftur 53 daze I
is bin allowed ter git off'n the post an ease inter town. Uv coarse all ma Gud
Buddies whut has bin heer nose the chambur uv commurse aint ecksactly onthe beem.
But aftur nine weeks uv reestickshun a man aint apt ter start arguing rite off
aboot the town he is permitted to paint red. An whin I left ter cum home, you
kin sho bet that Mundy main drink, that it wuz in a mity scarlit condishun.
Wun uv ma Gud Buddies axed me in his letter iff'u I wuz flyin yet. The clostest
I is bin to a airplain is whin I went ter see the Eegle Skwadron at the post
We is studying a subjeck called Aercraft Recugnishun. I allus figgered that
their wuz jest 2 kinds uv areplanes---big uns an littel uns--but today I lernt
that a Pt is got a rhydul ingin, medyum propellur, is dubble pleased, got positive
wing dyheedrul with jist a wee bit uv negative staggur, a slim fuseeloge, an a
mity convenchenul tale.--- Amazin, aint it? Tomorrow we studies bummers an I is
dun maid up ma mind ter git on sick call.
We're gonna start lernin aboot physics next week. But I aint worried. There
caint be much ter learn aboot caster oil & pills. Well, I reckin I better be
agoin. ----- The Yardbird (No. 1)
BUY BONDS BUT NOW /
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.THESE TEAMS SHOULD WIN!1
By Cpl. J.J.Freeman
Notre Dame's Fighting Irish, after
staging one of the season's most as-
tounding victories- a 28 to 0 conquest
of the Iowa Pre-Flighters-collide with
unbeaten and untied Illinois in the
top clash of today's college football
The only tussle of the day which
brings together two unbeaten teams, is
the Detroit-Georgetown battle. Detroit
has a perfect record but Georgetown
has tied with Auburn.
Many teams will be meeting tradition-
al foes today. Dartmouth takes on
its, old rival, Yale, in the Yale bowl.
Army tackles an old foe in a tricky
Harvard team. In the South, Alabama
will find a stubbon, well coached team
in Kentucky, and in the far west the
Stanford-Southern California game will
pit together two of the oldest teams
in the western conference.
The following are the Target's pred-
ictions for the games this week-ends
Notre Dame over Illinois
Detroit over Georgetown
Army over Harvard
Princeton over Brown
Georgia Tech. over Navy
Alabama over Kentucky
Ohio State over Northwestern
Penn over Columbia
Dartmouth over Yale
Michigan over Minnesota
Stanford over Southern California
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK'S "X" WORD PUZZLE
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SPORT SLANTS FROM OTHER CAMPS
(Camp r.:-v- I- -. Service)
Frank X. Shields, once one -: Uncle
Sam's top ranking tennis is
now a lieutenant in the Army Air Corps
and is stationed at Kaumer Field, ...
Old Hankus Pankus Gowdy, the first
major leaguer to enlist in World far i
has gone and done it again Earnue,
who has been like a : e horre since
Pearl, Harbor, took his physical exam-
ination at Ft. Hayes, Ohio, recently.
He had been with the Cincinnati Reds.
Johnny Blood, Green Bay Packer back-
field ace for seven seasons, is ncwi in
training at h* ,-m...te Field, I1l. Wood,
whose real name is Ji s 'de
the record for ou :wa d in
the National dur-
ing a single season-.-b.
The wee!.i-. b..:.' aows at Keesler
Field, Miss., reached an all-time high
recently when 5,000 soldier-fi en-
thusiasts turned out to see an all-
star Post card. Featured on he card,
was Sanmy P.:' "., world's li weightt
champion, who came to Keeslor "o ref-
eree the Post -' t .I-- fi'..
Cpl. Erskine (Red) Ald erso, .i-l.
king, successfully I ended his crowr
in a bout with Pfc. Parrinellc, forer
champion. Angott thought that both
boys put up a great battle, nd re
dicts a bright :.-*.:..- for both of the.-
GENERAL; Charles C
Wickarrd; '- Ro e -. ;
GEOGRAPHYs Okeech cb
Italy; Off North *rn Afrca-
SPORTSs Golf* Seve ': ; *
ARMYt Lt. Gen. enr
Robert T. Bean;
YOUR VOCABLARY : -
Seal; KitchJen; ettle -
Charitable Lady- Here,mypoor fellow
is a quarter for you. It must be
terrible to be lame, but I think it
must be worse to be blind.
Panhandler- You're right ma'am. When
I was blind, people was always hand-
in' me counterfeit money.
Customer (after clerk had taken down
all but one of the bottles on the
shelves)- "I don't really want to
* buy any medicine today. I was only
looking for a friend."
Clerk- "Well, madam, if you think
your friend is hiding in the other
one, I'll gladly take it down."
Wall Street announces
Brothers took another
The burlesque queen woke up the morning
after the raid to find herself fully
Expecting the worst, she screamed, "My
GodI I've been drapedI"
The way to a man's heart is through a
Mary is a classy girl,
She wears expensive clothes,
But how she pays the tailor's bills,
The devil only knows.
0 Lord, please help me to keep my big
mouth shut, until I know what I am talk-
ing about. Amen
When a bachelor walks the floor with a
baby, he's just trying to sober her up.
"The zipper broke and I couldn't get my
dress off....I was never so embarrassed
in all my life" said the strip-tease
gal, after the show was over.
Co-eds "Where can I get some silk
co0orrlng fe: fy settee?"
Floor Walkers "Next aisle and to
your left to the lingerie department.
......In the olden days girls worked
"YAN AT ETON", STARRING MICKEY ROONEY
SCHEDULED FOR MT'. ',~T AT POST THEATRE
"Sin Town", with 7 talented stars,
Constance Bennett, Bred Crawford, Pat-
rick Knowles, Anne Gwynne, Leo Carr-
illo, Andy Devine, and Ward Bond, is
big, brawney entertainment....filled
with the same rich adventure that
stampeded a half million Americans in
a greed-mad rush for the earth's black
gold.-.....with the guarantee of great
action. This picture produced by the
same men who gave you "The Spoilers",
is presented for one day only-Saturday
Oct. 24th....On Wednesday and Thursday
Oct.28-29, watch Mickey Rooney, that
all-American bundle of dynamite, roar
through the halls ofthat famed English
school, in a laugh bound picture, "A
Yank AT Eaton"...Revival of "The Bugle
Sounds", with Wallace Berry. Majorie
Main, and Lewis Stone, appears Tuesday
only Oct. 27th...Berry's greatest role
in a thrilling American picture
SATURDAY, October 24
Connie Bennett Brod Crawford
SUNDAY, MONDAY, October 25-26
Errol Flynn Alan Hale
NEW AVIATION CADET RATING SET-UP TO BE
RELEASED BY WAR DEPARTMENT SHORTLY
If you are planning to be an aviation
cadet, it will be well for you to be-
come familiar with some recently dis-
closed facts about the new rating set-
up planned for future cadets.
Forty per cent of the men who enter
cadet training school do not make sat-
tisfactory grades, and are sent to
technical schools for which they seem
best suited. Of the remaining men,
more than half are qualified as pilots
and the others are trained as naviga-
tors and bombadiers.
Practically all future aviation cadet
graduates will be given the grade of
"Flight Officer". The pay and allow-
ances will be the same as that of a
warrant officer (j.g.), with uniforms
similar to that of a 2nd lieutenant
except for the bars. However, the out-
standing men in each class may be award-
ed 2nd lieutenant commissions.
TUESDAY, October 27
"The Bugle Sounds"
Marjorie Main Wallace Berry
WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, Oct. 28-29
"A Yank At Eton"
Mickey Rooney Juanita Quigley
FRIDAY, October 30
"The War Against Mrs. Hadley"
Fay Bainter Edward Arnold
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SUNDAY, MONDAY, October 25-26
Ann Sothern Red Skelton
TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, Oct. 27-28
Marjorie Main Lee Bowman
THURSDAY, FRIDAY, October 29-30
Adolph Menjou Jackie Cooper
LATE SHOW, HALLOWEEN, FRIDAY
"Strange Case Of Doctor X"
SATURDAY, October 31
"Overland To Deadwood"
Charles Starrett R. Hayden
LATE SHOW SATURDAY NIGHT
Brian Donlevy Robert Preston
SUNDAY, MONDAY, Oct. 25-26
"In Old California"
Binnie Barnes John Wayne
TUESDAY, October 27
Leo Carrillo Andy Devine
WEDNESDAY, October 28
Jane Frazee Robert Paige
THURSD' October 29
"Postman Didn't Ring"
Brenda Joyce Richard Travis
3IDAY, SATURDAY, Oct. 30-31
"Billy The Kid's Law & Order"
Buster Crabbe Al St. John