Title: St. Andrews buoy
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Title: St. Andrews buoy
Uniform Title: St. Andrews buoy
Alternate Title: Saint Andrews buoy
Physical Description: Newspaper
Language: English
Publisher: Emmons & Lynch
Place of Publication: St. Andrews Fla
Publication Date: September 15, 1910
Frequency: weekly
Subject: Newspapers -- Saint Andrews (Fla.)   ( lcsh )
Newspapers -- Washington County (Fla.)   ( lcsh )
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Spatial Coverage: United States -- Florida -- Washington -- Saint Andrews
General Note: Description based on: Vol. 3, no. 27 (Sept. 28, 1893).
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Volume ID: VID00287
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ST. ANDREWS, FLA., SEPT. 15, 1910.

NSi). 3:1;.

S ,atw-tc District. W. H. Milton, Mat
ana; 2d District; 1. P. Taliaferro. Jacksonvill
pre nt.Stives-ist District, S. Sparkma
Tampa; ad District, Frank Clark. Lake Cit:
ad DistLrict, Danitte H. Mays, Monticello.
Land Ofie-Registrar, Shields Warren; RceeiH
or, H. S. Chubb, Gainesville.
Sta i-Goyrno, Albert W. Gilchrist; Secretar
H. C. Crawford; Treasurer. W. V. KnottAtto
nHy-General. Park M. Trammel; Comptrolle
A. J Cro. Superintendent of Public nstru
on. W' I. Holowa.y Commissioner of Agr
culture, B. McLin; Chemist, R. E. Ro

road comissionersR. C. Dunn.R. Hudso
Burr N. A. Blitch and S. E. Cobb, clerk.
shingn Count Reresentative. R. L. M
Kenzie, anama City; County udge. I.
Hutcnson; Clek of Court, County Cerk, R
corder of iDeeds, W C. Lockey; Sheriff, C. (
Allen. Vernon- Deputy 'C. Danford; Ta
lleceor W. BGainer; Treasurer. H.B. Tille
Cernon; Tax Assessor, J. J. Williams, Chipley
unty Superintendent, B. p. Gainer, Wausau
Vrveyor. Those. Collins, Vernon; County Con
missioners, First District. Thomas Brock; Se
oud District. S. W. Bush; Third District. I. M
Simmons. Fourth District, B. F. Evans; Fift
District. J. i. Porter.
Dl. Andrews, TownMayor. J H. Drummona
Clerk Jno. Thompson shall Chas.
Armstrong; Aldermen. L. M. Ware, George W
Surber. Jr., L. EB. ickery, J. T. Gwaltney, F
Bullock; Justice of the Peace, John Sturrock
Notaries, W. A. Emmons A. H. lrake, F. Bu
lock; School Directors. W urber, Sr., T. B
D. Gainer. M.. Post. A. I. Brake; Postmaste
Mrs t.RosPe.tstmster. Mrs. Belle Boothe
Deputy Sheriff, Ai Hogeboom.
i Pomater ........... justice o
the Peace. M. B. Harries; Constable, J. H
Parker--Postmaster, P. M. Boutelle Notar

Allanton-Postmaster, Andrew Alan.
West BayPostmaster .... n..........
SouthportPostmaster. R. Barnett.
Gay-Postmistress. Mrs. R. Gay.
Bayhead--~Postmistress. Kinie Newman.
Wotappo--Postmistress, Mrs. Dyer.
Murfe---Postmaster. James M. MUrfme.
Calhoun County, Cromanton-Postmaster, Nor
J1 Hoskins.
arindale--Postmaster W. F. Woodford.

.aptist--Churcl Wyoming ave, and Pearl st
Rev. erman S.Howard, pstor;rea ching ev
ery second Sunday, morning and evening; rjuu
dar SChool evrv Sunday at 9 a, m.; Praye
service every Thursday evening at 8 o'clock
Methodist Episcopal--Chnrch Washington Av
and Chestnut St. Sunday School 9:30 a. m.
every Sunday. Rev. F. Wineman, pastor.
sbyterian--Churh corner Loraine Ave.
p Drake St. Sunday School at 9:30 a. m. every
PSunday. John Sturrock, Supt. J. H. Roun
tree. pastor.
Caolic-p church corner Wyoming Ave. and
Foster St.
-- --------

Parker Lodge No. 142
-P. & A. zL.
Regular Comnmu-
nications on the first
and third Saturdays
in each month.
bVastintg urothersd
I. E PALMER, Secretary

A. W E. A.N 4I.T)NS.
Iotary Public for Slat. at Large. has iurishlctionr
to adimnister oaths, take ~i')"'. leghze
aekrnoWledgcr i.. entc., anywhere in Fl. .ridt
bptcal attention gileln to land conveyances
and narue cerie P dfo ed -or lavLfully
ant ntio
St A.rws.

Dotter of Medicine Graduate of the University
of SBonn Germany. Cti rniC Diseases and dis-
*asa ol Women and Children my Specialtr.

business in this jurisdiction.
Office at Bank of St. Andrews.

Notary Public for State at Large. Office at Store
cornerof Loraine avenue and Cincinnati Street.
All Notrial work solicited and given prompt

SUtce of the Peace, Dist. No. 5- Office at resi-
Saence in West End, St. Andrews; but carries
his seal with him at his business and is prepared
A to apply his jurat to instruments, wherever
found. Attends to official business in his juris-

tO ice at Parker, Fla. Conveyancing and pay-

Eyor Sale!a
We offer for wale a strip from the
south side of the north half of the
sorthrqst quarter of section 10, town-
ship 4 south, range 14 west, running
freo the school house to Watson bayou,
adjoining Millvlille on the south. Will be
sold in acre, quarter, or half-acre lots.
The price asked will be according to
toeatton. W A. EMMONP "

Easy Divorce in Old Times.
4,. 4qdJ- ,,t li,~ L liiha Inutlitrabl of
.Asv'rin. w .,'+e tltwe ;is aiproxlilfltely
2210 It. C. wl,'h hm lwen dLsQcilpherred
from a pilhlr d.tit'sovervr d at tusa, deals

t'h.witttvely with the subject of dl-
ereo. iMw of ,th nui tl mt Interesting
rtla( N tIl folh'w rloWng: "If the wife
ofa n m:ti who dwells In the house of
that msia ha~ set her face to go forth
and has acted the fool and wasted his
hbow and lmnpovrtAiMed his house,
they ltuill call her to account. If the
hust.and Iha ll say, '1 put her away.' he
shell put 1hr away. She shall go her
way. Por bhr divorce he shall give her

y* T.o Careful.
An oh1 mania was brought up before
mcoutry judge.
-Jethro." said the judge, "you are
acc td of stealing General Johnson'a
ehtckena. nave you any witnessesr
"Xto, st.ab" old Jethro answered
b e httly. "I hbb not, shb. I don't
tiesl chikens befo' witnesses, sah."--
MiaeNmolls Journal.

Consider the Tree.
The trees are lovely In summer so
are the women. But how different are
the women and the trees as to their
elotthe To be sure, both are delight-
fully clothed, yet. with the abundant
raiment with which the trees are sup-
plied, they require but one trunk to
hold it alL-Rinart Ret.

Y. $1.00 a Year in Advanoe, The following letter from Mr. J.
v- ----- H. Drummond and appearing in the
y. Entered Sept. 3, 1902, at St. Andrews, Mobile Register September 4. should
)r- Fla., as second class matter, under
Lc Act of Congrress of Earch d, 1879. have been reproduced in the Buoy
;r; of last week, and would have been
; WILLIAM A EMM ONS only that the mechanical force ,in
Pn PROPRIETOR. the office was not equal to the
- emergency tin the short time after
A. Display adv. rates, 50c. per inch its receipt before the hour of pub-
G. per month. Position and extra- location; but a week's age hah not
r" ordinary condition rates subject
S ordinary condition rates subject deprived it of its interest. It reads:
Y; to special agreement.
- "Local Drift," 5c per line, first in- To the Eaitor of The Register:
q. sertion; 2c per line each subse- I have read with much interest
th quent. Display locals doiule your Twenty-seven Foot Channel
di above rates. Edition, and particularly the very
. -.-.- interesting and valuable article for
If this paragraph is checked with a the information it contains, written
Sbluepencil it isa reminder that your. G W ,
r, subscription has expired and that two
e; orthree extra numbers will be tent ing how great obstacles have and
of you that no bresir may occur should will be met and overcome, and of
i. you choose to renew. the bright future of Mobile as a
y deep water port, and think that the
A W. WEEKS ANSWERED edition above mentioned would be
Mr. "A. W. W." in the Vernon a credit to any city on theGulf of
News: Vernon, Florida: Mexico
Dear Sir-My attention has been In the paper mentioned much
a called to an article in the Vernon space is given numerous important
News, addressed to "Dear Judge," enterprises established and efforts
appropos the tax levy during the on the part of te hbusiness men f
administration of the Populist Mobile to secure others, but I see
Board, and at the present time. I no mention of a roect which will
presume the request forin connection with the 27-foot pro-
Stion was intended for me, and I ject be of great benefit to Mobile.
d herewith give some statistics from I refer to the project of an inland
y the records. waterway from the Mississippi river
S I believe you admit, without ar- to the Apalachieola river and across
gument that the levy necessary to Florida to the Atlantic Ocean, and
run thecourts (the fine and forfeit- especially to thoae parts of the In-
ure is now only one-fourth as much tra Costal Canal mentioned which
as it was during the first year of will connect Mobile with the Missis-
the Populist board and only one- sippi river on the west and with
third as much as in the second. So Pensacola, St. Andrews and Apa-
we might as well give the County lachicola to the eastward; and al-
Court some credit for this reduc- low river boats to carry freight on
tion, or else give it all to the dem- through to Columbus, Ga.. and as
ocratic commissioners. you know there is reason to believe t
Let us take the county levy that this waterway will extend on
made by the populist board in 1903 across the peninsula of Florida to {
Compare, it with the present the Atlantic Ocean, Jacksonville
lJe -. T l.\y bcy yt1e i">p- and oter important Atlantic nortY
u t board, as shown on page 188, may get their coal supply from the
nutes of the .County Conmis- coal fields of Alabama by water P
Ilers, Number 4, is as follows: transportation from the mines in
Fine and Forfoitnre..... .. 2 mills, unbroken cargoes, which must pass
Bridge and building....... 2" by the city of Mobile. and naturally t
General revenue ............ 3 "
Schools................. 5 a laige share of the traffic should 9
..- be controlled by citizens of this city t
Total ..... ............12 mills. o i
Now compare the above with the and of other points in Alabama in
present levy for county purposes, that event.
found on page 224 Minutes of As you doubtless know, the g
County Commissioner, Number friends of this project, secured ac- b
viz: otion by Congress, about a year and t
Fine and Forfeiture........ I mill. a half ago, making provision for a f
Roads and brides.......... 3 survey for an inland waterway by o
General revenue ...... ..... 11 "t
Schools..... .................. 7 the most feasible route, from the t
Total............... Mississippi river along the gulf coast
From the above comparisons and across the peninsula of Florida b

you will see that the levies for to the Atlantic Ocean. Work on i
county pnrpnses are exactly the these surveys, or perhaps I should C
same in amounts when considering say, examinations for surveys, wss
the total amounts levied; but there commenced last summer and has t
is a great difference in the amounts been completed between the Missia- t'
levied for different purposes. For siopi river and Apalachicola rver; s,
example, under the present admin- and five different routes examined
istration, the levy made for run- across the state of Florida, any one
ning the courts is only one-fourth of which is practical; feasible and ,
as much-for the general expense, justified, if there is anything like a
only three-fourths as much as when the commerce going through it a
the populists made the levy above claimed by the friends of the i
given. We are collecting and ex- project. e
pending for school purposes and for The report on that part of the
building and maintaining bridges route which connects the Apalaclhi-
and roads, which make for pro- cola river with St. Andrews Bay Al
gress, three mills on every dollar, was favorable by the United States
which your board threw away on army engineers, its importance re- p
enceral expense and on rutniuiing, cognized and the demand for it fo
the courts, and yet the levy is the great that provision was made by a.

same. Two mills have been added congress at the last session of con- '
to the school fund and in conme- gress to begin the work for dredg-
quence we have better schools and ing for this part of the canal. M
longer terms. On account of its commercial im- t
I do not care- to argue the pro- portance and the great saving to ol
asition, for no argument is needed. the people all along the Gulf coast, "p
All interested may draw their own by reduction of freight on heavy b
conclusions intelligently when in feed stuff, coal and other commod-
possession or the facts. I am wil- cities in proportion to the cost of the
ling that every man be allowed to undertaking, it seems almost cer-
think for himself, sand tht he be tain that the United States army
told the truth about matters from engineer will make a most favora- in
the records, on which he may base ble report on that part of the in- in
his unbiased approval or honest land waterway connecting the Mis en
criticism. A. HUTcrisoN.
cr sm I. A. Hr o siseippi river with Mobile and Mo- no

The Dilettante Society. bile with Pensacola, and that the a
An Itereatig old organization which benefits to the people on or near st
formerly exists i u London-tbe Dlet-t
tante society -originated with certain the gulf coast will be enormous, ec
gentlemen who, having traveled in It- and this means of transportation ey
y tried to encourage at home whatdo more than any other one thing
they had enjoyed abroad. This society
of lovers of the lue arts lasted 180 to build up business and encourage p&
y-i.rs. Walpole does not seem to have manufacturing enterprises along dt
hlnked upon it with a very favorable Th w
eye. for e says "The nominal quall- thegu coas. The cos o this t
nation was to have been to Italy; the part of the project (from the Mis- an
real one was being druln." sissippi river to Pensacola) will not la

exceed, and probably will be con-
siderably less than $2,000,000.
Unfortunately for the gulf coast,
the cities along the coast are com-

mercial towns and not manufactui
ing towns, and if all of the mant
facturing enterprises in the citif
from Galveston to Key West wer
put in one town it would on!y mak
a fair-sized manufacturing town a
compared to many cities of thi
One reason why this is so is eas
ily explained by saying that w
have the finest i lfiate in th
world, which, heo e' e tends to pu
us to sleep to a certain extent, bu
this is not our fault, and we don'
want it changed.
There is also a lack of means ant
lack of skilled; workmen, which
however, can be remedied by mak
ing conditions more favorable fo
the investment of capital and em
ployment of labor.
To do this there must be cheai
power, and on the gulf coast thal
means cheap coal for fuel, which
can be best obtained by watel
transportation; also the best trans-
Dortation facilities, which can b(
obtained by securing water rates.
It is true that Mobile has already
had provision made which guaran-
tees cheaper coal for this city thal
any other gulf port can obtain de-
pending on water transportation
but of course its real and lasting
prosperity does not depend upon
the establishment of manufacturing
plants for the manufacture of arti-
cles for home use only; but upon
he development of the' country
and surrounding towns and trade
relations with those towns, which
will result from these advantages,
and the best transportation facili-
ties obtainable, giving the best pos-
lible market for its manufactured
ind other products.
Although I do not live in Mobile
and my home. isat St. Andrews1
Fla., which will tbe a competing
)ort, for which I expect to work as
lard as any man ever worked for
Mobile, I wish to say that I do not
think that any city on the gulf is
going to become important by get-
ing commerce away from other
orts, and if one town was to se-
uae all of the 'commerce of the
;ulf ports now, it would probably
be less than the commerce of one
hose ports will be in a few years
rom now, it the country is devel-
ped as it should be, and as condi-
ions will warrant.
It is my opinion that it would
ae better for the people where I
ive if Mobile, Pensacola and New
)rleans each had a population of
nore than 1,000.000 people, for we
vould have a much better market
o buy in, and a better market to
ell in, with more and better oppor-
About three years ago a meeting
ras held in this city and the Ap-
lachicola Inland Waterway Associ-
tion organized, which met later
i Columbus. G., snd through the
efforts of Hon. Duncan U. Fletcher
united States senator from Florida,
he name was changed to "Missis-
.ppi to Atlantic Inland Waterway
association, and be became the
resident of the association, and
as held that position ever since,
nd 1 will say as a member and one
f the officers of the association
iat we want the support of every
ian that has the best interest of
ie country at heart in the work
Sseouring this much needed im-
rovement, which I feel sure will

e undertaken and completed.
Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 1910.

A Mystsrious Rac
Ever since Pizarro's conquest of the
ndlane there bad been rumors In the
terror of South America of the exist-
nce of a strange tribe, said Major P.
. Pawcett, R. A. The evidence was
acessary weak, yet he had met half
dozen men who wore to a glimpe.
'white Indlans with red hair. Other
atemeuts bad been made as to the
:istence of such a race with blue
'es. Plenty of people had heard of
hem, and they had even a name-
Morphegoo," or bata, meaning the
people who bunted by night and hid
ring the day. Even in Paraguay, he
as told, there was a tribe so shy as
be quite beyond communlcatloo and
other where the men talked to one
nguage and the women in another-
ondon Mal

A Strange Ptke Stor, q
to the meQnUw at Klunaton, Jama-
ca there am sowe tattered abAlp pae
pera. brws with le and salt water,
and a small tin cau ter. These arti-
cles attest the truth of the strangest
pirate story ever told. In 1199 the
crew of the Nancy brig were apparent-
ly honest traders, but did some piracy
now and tbhe on the side. One day
they found It oect-tsary to gou Ito
Kingston for ispplles. Before doing
so they naturally removed all traces
of their bucoaneering trade. Among
other things they threw overboard this
tin canister stuffed with papers taken
from ships they had sunk. with corm-
meots written on the margin by the
pirate captain. Later in the day a
British frigate was becalmed near the
,spot, and the sailors spent their lclsure
catching sharks. Presently they haut-
ed up a big fellow, cut him open and
found the tin case with Ihe papers Iu-
side. These were taken to the captain.
who, as soon as a breeze sprung uip.
Failed into Kiugston harbor, found the
Nancy brig there adl had the crew
tried, convicted and hanged in chains
at Port RoyaL

Diplomacy d

SHow a Maid Proposed Mar-
risae For Her Mistress. I


a Copyright. 1Mo, by Amerlcn Press
e* *4***Sg**ooe*eAaaaa

SA gentleman, handsomely dressed,
a llghted from a railway train at a sub>
Urban station and, going out to where
carriages stood waiting, looked about
for one be expected to meet him.
Passing a landau In which sat a young
woman in the costume of a maid, she
Stalled to him:
"Beg pardon, sir. Are you Mr. Jur-
"1 am."*
"I've been sent by Miss Whitebead
to meet you."
"Yes ar Mis Whitehead was in-
tending to come herself. but she was
called away suflhlonly this mur-ninrl."
Since It was a four hour journey
each way Mr. Jnrnc-an decided to
stay., But whatewas be., to do ty amuse
himself till tomorrow? He abd Miss
Whitehead were both Intprested In an
estate that was tiiltigatton. Mr. Jur-
negan's father and Miss Whitehead's
uncle had been partners In business
and had left their affairs in A tangle.
Mr. Juroegan seemed to have the best
of the legal situation, and Miss Wbith
head' attorney advised ber to meet
Mr. Juregon. whom she had never
seen. and endeavor to effect a compro-
mise. He strongly recommended her
to marry him if she could. She had
invited him to her home for a confer-
ence. As he rolled along he concluded
to pump the maid.
"Does Miss Whitehead live alone?"
he asked.
"Yes, sir, with a housekeeper for
"Good mistress?"
"Very good-in some ways, sir."
"in what way?"
"Well. sir, there's nothing mean
about her. She pays good wages and
gives us days out quite often, besides
lots of fine castoff clothing. But she's
very independent, does things her own
way, and the neighbors call her
There was nothing in this to help
Mr. Jurnegan to an opinion as to
whether he would be able to make a
compromise favorable to his own in-
terests or not, though the fact that
Miss Whitehead was not mean looked
well. On reaching her residence be
alighted and was shown to his room
by a manservant. There he made his
toilet and went down to luncheon.
After that he had a whole afternoon
before him with nothing to do. Going
on to.the piazza, he lit a cigar. The
maid came out with periodicals, which
she placed on a table near him.
"Miss Whitehead told me I was to
do my best to make your waiting as
easy as possible, sir."
"I don't know how you can do that
better than by telling me about Miss
Whitehead." he responded. "Sitdown
und tell me what she is like."
The girl demurred at seating herself
near a gentleman, but agreed that if
he would permit her to get her needle.
work she would answer any questions
he might ask. He gladly consented
and on her return began his inquiries.
"How old is Miss WhiteheadT'
"I don't know, sir. She might be
"Thirty! I heard she was not more
than twenty-two."
"She looks it anyway."
"Good looking?"
"Oh. no, sirl Miss Whitehead is not'
good looking."
"Then she's very stupid to have so
pretty a maid. The contrast is detri-
mental to her own appearance."
Naturally the maid was pleased at
this compUliment. She bent her head
over her work and said nothing.
"I fancy." pursued Jurnegan, that
your mistress must rely on you for
more than the duties of a maid or she
would not have Intrusted you with
lieeplog me here till her return?"
"I sometimes act as secretary for
"Yes. sir, and she likes to talk over
her business affairs with me. You see,
she has no one else to talk with about

"She wouldn't talk with yot very
long about them it she didn't get val-
uable hints from you."
At this moment a telegraph messea-
ger boy came In at the gate and deliv-
ered a dispatch. The maid opened
and read it
"It's from Miss Whltebeadt she
said. "She is certain about her re
turn and would like you to make her a
proposition through me."
"I told you so. She has recognized
In you a bead for business."
Mr. Jurnegan was a clear beaded
man and one who acted on broad and
liberal principles. He laid down the
business situation between himself and
Miss Whiteheaj showing that their In.
terests were identical, that they must
mnnnae baihaifnflusTy'rthe pteperty in
which they were jointly interested.
Re was proceeding when the maid tn-
terrupted him.
"It seems to me, sir," she said, "that
by far the best arrangement to be
made is for you and Miss Whitehead
to marry. I hope you'll never tell her
I proposed such a thing. If you do
I'll lose my place."
"I had often thought of that myself,"
said Jurnegan, naturally surprised.
"But I am opposed to marrying a wo-
man older than myself. You say that
Miss Whitehead is thirty and home-
"I am not a judge of beauty. You
might think her fairly good looking."
"Ii tIlkest two to make a bargain.
What do1 you think Ilss Whitehead
would say to your plan?"
"She favors I.
"P'avors ttIl
-Ve. sir She has told me several
tle tat t's t the only way of making
a sattlnfictory permanent settlement."
"Oh. I seo. 'Mlsa Whiteheabd, having
such an opinion, prefers to let it be
known through another. I'm Inclined
to think she went away on jiurpose to
enable me to gett through yon."
"You're right, sr. The story about
her aunt Was made up."
"Welt. upon my word I You're very
frank about IL But, while Miss White-
bead. you say, favors a settlement by
marriage. It doesn't mean that she
would settle It nt that way without
seeing me. and if she seesr me she
might decide that no such settlement
Is poiAttlk" '
*I think that part of tt would be all
right, sir." -
"Why so?"

"*Well, Miss Whitelead IS a ry
sensible and a very practical woman.
She sa also peculiar and has some
r~tra:.ie-.i iiir. SheW tUlnks tliat love

often blinds us to our best Interests.
1he went away re4Alved that If this
settlement by marriage be agreed to
by you ber conse.t would depend ea-
tirely1 o my report of yoU."
''The dickens sb dil! That beats
anythlr of the kind I evtr heard of
as coming from e woman,"
"Mie Whitehead. as I told you, i
ver1y ~Iecatea."
"I should think she s .leaving the
question of her acceptance of a life
partner to her maid."
"But. under the circumstance, don't
yon think, sir, that it shows a certain
depth of wisdom?"
"I don't know but It does"'
"Well, sir, since my mistress has left
her part In the matter to me it In set-
tied. Now, what shall I say to her as
to your part ?"
"You can say that I am so astonish-
ed at this remarkable method of bring-
ing about a settlement that I don't
know what to say. It's my opinion
that you have furnished the brains to
concoct such a plan. If you were
making the proposition on your own
behalf I would say. 'It's a go.' As it
Is I must see Miss Whitehead before
giving an answer."
"Very well. sir; I win telegraph her
to come at once."
"How long will she be coming?"
"She will be here for dinner."
With that the maid arose, remarked
that the periodicals on the table were
of the latest issue and left him. In-
stead of reading them he got up and
walked about the grounds. He saw
nothing., however, his mind being en-
tirely taken up with this remarkable
turn in his affairs. The maid had
doubtless been Instructed to say that
Miss Whitehead was older than she
was and plain looking. It would not
do for hbr as her mistress' spokesman
to say that she was young and beauti-
ful. He was iery impatient to see
this iprnctraul and peculiar lady and
sincerely hoped that he would find her
preljotsseAssing aslai.e much depended
upon whether h1 could bring hiumelt
to marry her. But he could not divest
himself of admiration at the way her
mald had acquitted herself of so deli-
cate a mission. Indeed, he was re-
markably pleased at both the plan and
the manner In which it had been car-
ried out. But the as yet unseen Miss
Whitehead-would her appearance cor-
respond with her talent for diplomacy
or her maid's diplomacy?
Every ten or fifteen minutes he took
out his watch to note the time, which
dragged heavily. Between 5 and 6
o'clock he went to the house and asked
a servant what time dinner would be
served. He was Informed that Mrs.
Whitehead usually dined at 7. Then
he Inquired If Miss Whltehead had re-
turned. There was no need for him to
ask this question, for be had been
watching all the afternoon to see her
drive up. When he received a negative
reply ho sent for the maid-secretary
and asked her if she were sure her
mistress would return in time for din-
"She will surely be here, sir," was
the reply. "I think it. is time for you
to dress for dinner, sir. Mss White-
hend alwTV.f enckvruta heA mnAa *,

we 'vrt .' "v u iatit :" ;i;r ;,s:,t "
With tha Mr. tJnu, :rnu w t rp ypto
his room. It wa Itin the rear *sf ofI.
bonln. nso that bt Whitchead's arrival. be :it:-e tw r
maid had so d(tellfltely I* ni.r d blut
that she would come ti thle for a, *', r
he dftmissed the mnltter front hi'-- !i,,i.
At half past 0 he bmard c'at'i.t"; Ia, 'l.-
grtnding on gravel. His heart throbh
bed. She had comt.
A few mlnt ttt tlfrit 7 Mr. Jurtrw.
gan went downsntrnti. At 7 pnuctally
the butler unnounl *rd dinnr.
"But where is MlSn Whitehead'*'
asked the guat.
"Yoo will iud her in tlhe, dlnig
Thtaking the lady bad naturally luit
off their meeting till th l.:;-- nitrnmort
from motives of dille.', y. Mr Jurn-
gan went Into the diilug room. t
young lady In evPeting dr*o*' s(lid ne (
to meet him. te stopped and looked
upon her, surprlttil. He saw fh" Tnridl-
secretary In the costume of her I1s-
"Your mistress has not arrived after
all, I suppose, and you are to take hor
"Are yoN disap 1iotrtnted T
"nDrilppolDtol' I'mt l'.llf phtf'l1'"
"I will not decorle you t ly iuagter. I
am Miss WhiteheadH."
Jurnegan stared ?:t hrr in mute an-
tonlshment for a few moments, then
when he found his tongue said:
"Your proposition Is atcepttd,"
Health Any WOIMIA WtiLn u'ibugeA Ouctor so
obt bhas her oWt row t'u.t. tor umk-
tig the cbafng. The wouuma t thlw
case was thraute.4 wilt olvA-er ilhs
first queseton wan. "**Aall I Mce am
"Most likely," said thv door.
The next day h< found a ruda with
a pair of shears satudiug att the bed-
"Doctor," said the man, "I wish you
would wrI I out a clrtit.rnteo tsa this
hair to healthy. I'the. UtI Wamants to
sell It She Maya U she's IbouuG to bo
It anyhow In tbi kl-.li of sli-akunte ahe
to In for she might as well get rid of It
now while It will bring a guod prki.
It she waits tlU It falls out Mnutdy
will buy t. Women with nkv hair
oad not muhb money are smart enough
Nowadays to sell ttr hr air as soon as
Itq fU Ill. Mant tdealem take tt &"
0o qestloos atked. but I'm Itoo
ttentioua. I want a doctors cestl.
4ate every time Ia case Hike thia Ii
hope you'll be oblillgila.
The doctor was nor obliging. and rbhe
tert day a new doctor was called I.-
Philadelphia Ledger.

Wood Pulp Paper.
Wood pulp paper in madle ftrom woo
-poplar. sprce or pine utaUyray
whleb has been mdu ed to a tine plp
dther by grt idUl whUle wet or
lhruugb tbemleia4- iuaui. The p~tlp It
kept ditlter with t'For whitk. fd I.it
to the bed of lh i ": t hltit.:e, itf
bed bliaR a cvutlimtuxne bamo4 ir e hi
bell of Oely wovie, woro. t bI auiM-
ported by rullerm *-1t '44t t(lirtwivr
and in rapid motion. hite in4l;r to wet
be fibers of the I'aIer. Ib" he sIm-
'ormas alast at OIM're, a*j siM, us bim
vater drainsl through the aire' -iMnt
though It IS that usLt l aiti i w,.
uccresive rollers nid wvaItumn) Xi
press and dry out imture tuinaiure wil
rolers beated by st.an ItiftuAny renlt-r
t perfectly dry, anmtd lihu tr is rFun tI*-
:wen tfinshiung rleri,r a ry'llig w-
cording to the exatil kiil of paper to
be made.-London Ntaiid.ird.

The Norwegian Costumn.
It is at church in .\u rwyu thait u
national costume iL b.-ia sers. l) the
rorth the women wear short dark
;owns, with frhinl tl:rnldkntirbhlft
led becomingly over thwir curly fair
tair, black ones for the matrons amid
white ones for mnaltdua. Io the sotnmh
he old Norwegian idr-e is often worn.
t consists of a short dark petik-uit.
rith a stripe of bright colors, a ftll
rhite blouse and a red bodice warvily
mbroldered, while on Sutndays a quan-
Ity of silver pins and chains nre n add-
d. The headdress varies ac ordlul to
be occasiooi and the w.-nrr' r sr-n~l
ondltUon. The glrls waur Junnty red
spe, the married women u cult Inade
f many folds of starched white ilnen,
halted over a wooden traie, arnd a
ride wears a high metal eruwn curt-
usaly chased and set with Je wells.

Your kidney trouble may be oflong
standing, it may be acute or chronic.
at whatever it is, Foley's Kidney

remedy will aid you to eel rid of it
uiokly and restore your natural health
nd vigor. "One ;bottle of Fole3 'a
:idney Remedy maJe me well, said
. Sibbull of Grand View, Wis. Corn
nence taking it now. Sold by Jno. R.
'hompson & Co.
The Era o ctet;:,s
At dllfferVent wh*s iu,,rsii',.; th tlhe
known an us the ss two,as.ri) |.ri) ilt *lm.
'ce of the earthb **-.**'-tt l(t In:te lrwe
) I)relointiautly .i*..t5A ivIIi l -i -iii'
fe that It hans bD.-et :i,-ii.t '?* .' ,.itil
f reptlesa." Tb. l, t i,:i1:tt,<>i, ii
talked or leaped al,,stin is ihr witti*us
t Sussex and HauO-**tore. ( mlel-it*
guanodous nm arveltru- ri~ .'ploalr lk',e.
tons are to be stln ai tltutlsit-ti lit-at
udes of llfe In t h lto.ial luii. Au.llu'a di
trossels--a sight lu itself mlf ifnlca*i io
iduce a visit to that ej4tual,. ( thr'
mailer reptiles browmrd on ici. Iiw trwl
t the then existing plaits aud werr
ormed and preyed unpou by fell rep-
llan monsters of rartous Iklud. Irte
e also swarmed with reptiles ltiai-
tyoeuart) as aqualih as the wbfhnis
nd dolphins of our own day. Amnd alo
sly were the earth and seuas Ihus eUso-
led, but thee were ,fying reptilks of
Iferent kinds and stee. know as

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m m aw r


SA R i T I ME.

The Tarpon came from Carabelle
and Apalachicola. Friday, and
arrived from Mobile and Pensacolas
at 10:90 o'eiock a. m., yesterday.
The Manteo arrived from New
Ottsears via. Mobile and Pensacola
at 6:00 p. m. Tuesday,

The following table rccord4 the max
Imouat minimum ahd mean tempera-
Stnres the rainfall and direutton of the
wtid for the twenty-fonr hours ending
st?' i7' olook p. m., as indicated by U. S.

S*** | 1 |Rain. Wind
ftSept.. ,T- 81 86 .00
S I8 96 85 90 .00 e
9. 89 79 84 1.19 aw
"** 1 89 -8 84 .00 e
S- 11 90 80 85 76
S12 90 78 84 .12 no
131 89 76 $4 00 o
1 88 801 84 2.07

Her Earache.
Wbeit's the matter with you this
anurning, )Deltat" sated Mrs. Wise.
"'Ob. ni''am." replied the ervuut
pl. "' ti the terribhie earache a have
J this tmruith,.'*.
S"Ah. you should be careful. Delia.
n ibh* kieyholt' In this house are very
s aafty.'--Mtlbanoge.

19;!fBirwtt-"Ca you believe what be
siyt Jr"wrt-tf he and Anttnas had
S tIee cottemporarte Anantas would
SSte fit thatIt was neeesary for him
Wr a and get a reputatlon.-New York

Ei their Way.
S ,' Ow is your wife, John'
Jkhio ttbe water) Well. I don't
kinow. tula. When the sun don't shine
Satto inlerable. and when it does she
Smys It fades the carpet.-tzcbange.a

S "We'bt a bahachor gets a betterhalf,"
a' ys the phfki oher of folly, "be gets
bette' qaerterit. anyhow."-Cleveland
'., Leader.
The Imam who pauffe hi hbi onaty
*nom tthle ot being a vlllaln--Mar-

How Good News Spreads.
"I am 70 ears old and travell most
Sf the time," writes B. F. Tolson of
Elizabethtown, Ky. "Everywhere I ao
I reoommend Electric BltterasLbecaae
I owe my excellent health and vitality
oi thet. .Tey effect a cure every
jfime." They never fall to tone the
jtoma&h, regulate the kidneys and
owisis stimulate the .liver; invigorate
.-e serves aad purify the blood. They
-.wrk oudes for weak. vwa-dowu men
avkwoRAne reatofing strength, vigor
abd health that's a daily joy. Try them.
Only 50O. Satilaaution polltively guar-
mateed by all druggiese.

The Vampire Ba
; Ttr V~mplr Bat.
S" bi tlruoe ampiro bat Is a quite oi-
0 flcaat creature, not unlike our
S ietPtu bat In general appearance and
slim but with a small -noe lepr' and
0 web between ,the bind lega. The
ialy remarkable thing about It is
oIR p.efect adaptation for uccret and
ftir p blMoodletting. Most bats have
e t, h ery like those of the carnirora.
Swish long t eantnes and small Incisors.
S. t I the true bloodsucking vampire
bat the laclwso are -very large and
sa.d and exceedingly sharp edged,
Ss betan ahle to Inflict a shaving
Cfwl ci'a'leb capee no paln, but
4 "~re deal of bleeding. Indeed. not
'"it dore the sleeper very rarely wake
Widr the winged bloodletter'u atten-
.lt btrt a bfte may be infictted tua-
Mti e6 a person who is awake at the
SUCl--.mdon Graphic.

Oemp lmegproamletag integrity voiced
Slleh tIony was a mark cbhnracterila
te oa the Duke of Wel ugron. When
be was n IIndia after the British vte-
MPv at Arawie the enoy of the niamN
.ared IO.1UOO for some litor',t iono
-a to fe ditrt*ct$ to be assigned to his
Water. General .Wetleley, as the duke
, ,ba waM. listened to the proposal with

giit gravity aud when the Indian had
- e d to speak sld to him, "Can you
bese a cretr*
.: Saay. bsahbf." .*aid the envoy
The general made a low bow. "And
I t eaw .he sla dryly.

-5 or 6 doses of "-68" will cure any
case of chills and lover, P'rice 25c.
-Rev. t. W. Burdeshaw will hold t
services in the M. E. church on the u
hrat and third Sunday in each month
at the usual hours, morning and even- s
ing. i
-Blank Warranty Deeds, new re (
vised, Improved short form printed on
good linen naper, 25c per dozen: also i
blank receipts-200 recent% in a block. 1
25eoaeh. at bte Buoy office
-The Tarpon rrivaed in port at
10:45 yesterday forenoon with a good
passenger list and its customary heavy
freightage consigned ro St. Andrews
business houses and transients.
-Handsome letter heads with St.
Andrews Bay date line ana views of
either St. Andrews Bluff, or Buena
Vieta Point, at 8 per dozen; also, map
of the St. Andrews Bay country on
back of a letter sheet at 15c per dozen,
at the Bmov office
.he Pensacola Journal, more than
abreast of this# progressive era has just
installed a $17,000 three decker press,
capable of printing a 24-page Journal
at one impression, and at the rate of
12,500 an heur. The Journal must have
dasaed be.yond the promotion stage to
indulge in such advanced and expen-
sive equipment.
-By reference to Prof. Anderson's
ad. in another column, it will be seen
that he has postponed the opening of
the Fall Term of the Gulf City Busi-
ness College from Seutember 20, to
September 26, inst. Int3nding stu-
dents should make a note of this and
enroll for membership in time to be-
gin with the opening session.
-The Registration book for St.:An-
drews Puecinct, No. q, is now open at
the Buoy office and. will continue to be,
during office ours until Saturday, Oc-
tober 8, next, when ;t will be closed.
If you intend to vote at the coming
election and are not already registered,
you will not be perm itted to vote unless
you attend t0 it before Oct. 8.
-Parker lodge No; 1*2 F. & A. M. wil
meet in regular communication next
Saturday at 2:00 o'clock p. m. Visiting
Masons in good standing are invited
to pai ticipate. An order of the Grand
Lodge of Florida demands that visitors
must be provided with a certificate of
membership from their honre lodge and
a fully paid up receiDt for dues.
-Capt. Baer of the private yacht,
Urea, of Braidentown, Fla., en route
home from Pefasacola, acme in Mon-
day morning and proceeded to J
T. Gwaltney & Co.'s machine shop for
the purpose of getting some repairs to
his boat. The Ursa is an elegant craft.
forty eet long and equipped with an
18-horse power engine, and can travel
-A fire at Sout'oort last Monday
dertrgyed the planing.mill gnd planer
of the Lumber Company at that plano
Fortunately; the company had a new
planer and equipment in reserve and
the works will be rebuilt at once. This
wi doubtless set the planing depart-
ment of the mill back for one month, at
least. the Buoy is not advised of the
amount of the money loss.
-Mr. C.. Casey, who moved tias
factory from St. Andrews to Panama
City Is about ready to set the wheels in
motion and commence to serve the pub-
lie in his new location. While the
Buoy earnestly hopes that Mr. Gasey
will prosper in his new field, it still be-
lieves, as it said when :t heard of the
contemplated change, and as the pub-
lishcr haE frequently expressed himself
to Mr. Casey, that he was making a
mistake by leaving St, Andrews. He
appeared to be always busy here, and
he can no more hope. to compete with
the great establishments than he could
here in St. Andrews; but the Buoy
wishes him well
-The over-zealous advocates of the
iron-clad prohibitory amendment to
the State Constitution. which is to be
asbmitted to the people for their ap-

proval at the coming general election
may gain much valuable information
by a careful perusal of a circular that
has been published containing a recital
of facts bearing upon the proposition,
by Hon, James Ellis Blanton of Lee,
Madison county. Florida, a member of
the Florida -legislature for five differ-
ent terms, an opposer of the sbmission
of the amendment to a vote of the pco-
pie, himself a clergyman of the old
school Baptist faith and a person of ir-
reproaohablc moral character It is
not to be supposed that any array of
incontrovertible facts would have any
effect upon the miudi of the fanatical
prohibitionists; but in the language of
the great Southorn editor, Henry Wat-
terson, "Wise men sometimes change
Their minds-tools never do."



J, RUMMORO President


F. BULLOCK. c(athior.

Judge L. J. REEVES.-

rPatronage is Respectfully Solicited.

--CaAt. Perley Wilson has his sail-
boat out, giving it a coat of paint. Un-
le Charley Porter is helping, him
-The Buoy is iudebted to Capt. W.
itopbhns for bringing down M'r. Peel's
ruly prolific corn, now on exhibition
it the Buoy office.
-Prof Anderson of The Oaks has his
son, Robert with him for a visit and he
s incidentally assisting his parent in8
caring for the guests at the hotel.
-The increasing business of the Bay
Mercantile Company has necessitated
an enlargement of their store and a
roomy addition has just been attached
to the n,:rth end of the original lbuild-
-The new East Bay mail schedule is
now in vogue, with young Mr. Allan of
Allanton as contractor, and the im-
provement, already apparent here in
St. Andrews, must also be at the upper
East Bay points.
-Mrs J. H. Drummond has received
the sad news of the death in Minnesta
on,Sept. 10 of her cousin,young Mr Jaa.
Smith. who on the 22d of this month
would have been 21 years of age. He,
with his parents lived on St. Androws
Bay for some time, a few years ago and
was known as most worthy young gen-
-The many St. Andrews friends of
our former oitizeas, Mr. and Mrs. Hin-
ton Folsom, now o6 Marianna, are send-
ing to them their congratulatory greet-
ings upon the birth to them on the 10th
inst. of a son, and all entertain the
hope that this one may be spared to
them, they having 'suffered the loss of
their first son.
-The Frirbope Courier, an advocate
of the Single Tax movement, publish-
ed at Failrhope, Ala., a Single Tax col-
ony near Mobile, come, to the Buoy's
ex-hange table in enlarged and much
improved form, evidence that it is ap-
ureciatd by the advocates of the cause
it represents, and they are not a few,
scattered over the earth.
-If there be any doubters as to the
productiveness of the St. Andrews Bay
country as a corn-growing section, they
aba all others are invited to call at the
Buoy office and view two stalks of that
staple, grown on Laird's Mill Bayou,
East Bay, by Mr. B. F. Peel These
two stalks have, respectively, five and
seven or a total of twelve perfect ears.
Though not phenomenally large they
are all well filled to the very tips with
awhito.dent variety. Mr. Peel says he
is not certain that there are any other
stalks wit as many ears; but the whole
field has produced0la remarkable yield.
He came upon thes two stalks by mere
chance while walking along the edgo
ef the field.
-When Mr Casey decided to move
his factory from St. Andrews to Pan~-
maCity, the Buoy in common with
many others felt sure that it would
soon he replaced with-something just as
good or even more extensive than the
departing enterprise. The result has
verified these convictions, for Messra.
J T, Gwaltney .& V,. have reilstalita
equipment of a mnch more capable
and exten sie t pe thau that which w..s
moved away and they are already prw.-
pared to do, and are doing,- not only
any class of work formerly ucdertaken
at the factory, but a;much wider range
of service not possible with the former
.equipment. Mr. E. S. Day, a skilled
millwright, has associated himself
with the firm and will superintend the
wood-working department, while the
machine shop adjoining will still be
under Gwaitney supervhiion, as here-
tofere. There isn't a shadow of doubt
but that the new institution will be a
success from the start

When Merit Wins.
When the medicine you take cures
your disease, tones up your system and
make you teeol better, stronger and
more rigorous than before. That is
what Foley's Kidney Pills do for you,
in all cases of backache, headache ner-
vousness. loss of appetite, sleeplessness
and general weakness thnt is caused
by any disorder of the kidneys or blad-
der. Sold by J ro. R. Thompson & Co.

-5 or 6 doses of "666" will cure any

case of chills and fever, Price 25c,
Hard on Him.
"Hello. Ned, old boy: Writing home
for sontey?"
'What are you making so mucib fuss
over? You've been fuming over that
letter for two hours."
"I'm trying to write hcme without
asking for toney."
Her Hard Task.
"That's a beautiful girl you have in
your store." said the man acquaint-
ance. "I've seen her iu the window
several (dys its I passed." -
"Sh- in't an emplloyee." the milliner
am:wered wearily. "She's a woman
trylnui to decide on a new hat"-Buf-
falo Express.

A Duty.
We should tell ourselves once for all
that It is lhI first duty of the soul to
becomeit u n:i)ppyv. comnplette., ndepmed-
eijt anIil creat lts liets in Its power.-
M1uurice Mi lterlitnik.

Her Two Languages.
It Didl ,iiu t'ever h1,,ir that Jagsor's
wif l' i',-ks w<) lainTguages' Si'he-- Yes.
IIe \What ,irce they? She- 'Th one for
c',ompny and l the other for Jagson.

Every time a man loses his temper
he losei lil. he-ld. ,ind whtani he loses
lit bhend Ub loses several chances.

A Pocket Piece.
Witllle-Sn.y. pn. what Is a pocket
piece? i Fater -A pocket piece. imy
son, ls a coln you rtn't pass off on any
one.-Chicago News.
Sympathy Is a key that fits the lock
of any hart.

stope the coCgh and heaes lungs

The St. Andrews Provision Co.

Fresh and



Staple and



Fresh FruitS and Vegetables in Season.
Bay Front, Near Wyoming Avenue.

A Superior !tnt Inexpensive Institution College of Arts and Sciences. Normal
For Florida Young Men. School, School of Music, Sehool of Art,
Four colleges., agricalturai experi- Schoolof Expression, ;School of Home
tront station;v Universitv extension, 46 Economics.
professors and assistants. 60 per cent. First class equipment throughout.
increase in attendance last year. At- Tuition free. Other expenses very low,
tractivl truildings and campus. Fer cat- Free information address
along address A. A. MURPPHREE, Pros. EDWARD CONRADI, President.

Gulf City

Business College,
St. Andrews, Fla.
Fall Term Begins 26th Sept.
Students Boarded at Cost.
Send in your Application as
Soon as Possible.
Address, G. V. ANDERSON, Pres.
Oaks Hotel, St. Andrews, Fla.

AZINE requires the services of a repre-
sentatiye in Washington County to look
after subscription renewals and to ex-
tend circulation by special methods
which have proved unusually success,
ful. Salary and commission. Previ-
ous experience desirable but not es-
sential. Whole time or spare time. Ad-
dress with references. H, C. Campbellr
Cosmopolitan Magazive, 1789 Broad-
way, New York City,

On Account of Sickness, I Offer
All My Thoroughbred

S. C. Buff Orpingtons,
of about ioo, all of which are

You1[ Pulets, and Cocdrels,
From 4 to 6 months old.
Many of the Oockrels are worth
From $5. up to $10, as Breeders,
If taken between now and
the last of next week, they
are yours tor $75.00.
Cromanton, Fla.

Pa~scal's farly Ooervat on,

''urr,'>-.-- lis 'lt till: e \ Oi us1 %"
When b' nui :.iilI t,'i y,-alr i i s t ant thi nllinerr t hine (, dayt srUtt
lug his i-pli'. with hIbt fl kne uan thb.'.
llstieningt to th, sound,
"Wh Ult lre yi dotit f with I hitlt plate
Bhtlw,?" askud his ast ter.
'Hwe.4" Ih replktJ. :"\Wen I strrllR
the piltet wtth my kuife it rlngs.
Again he called forth the sound.
"W'Vhen I graip itt with my thind so.",
be intilnued. "the sound ceases. I
wonder why It is."

To Avoid Telling Secrets.
A New York theatrical manager was
advising a friend to te cautious In an
undtlrtakilng he had in view.
"You can't take too many precau-
tions." he asserted. "'An ounce of
prevention.' as -the copybook used to
say, 'Is better than seven pounds of
allopathkl. homeopathic or hydropathic
cure.' One of ,the most contented men
I ever knew was the most cautious.
le was deta and dumb, and be never
weut to bed without putting on boxing
"Ptoxing gloves? What for?"
"'So that he wouldn't talk in his
Gold Filled,
What does "gold filled" mean? Prob-
ably most people who buy gold filled
watches fancy that they are mysteri-
ously uipreguated with gold. The
term is misleading. Gold filling con-
sists in taklug two sheets of gold, be-
tween which Is placed a section of
solder coated base metal. This metal-
lic sandwich is heated and pressed, so
that the three parts are welded togeth-
er. with the gold outside.-Chicago
News. -
N )tice is hereby gsven that hereaf-
ter the undersigned will prosecute all
parties who unlawfully out or remove
any wood or timber from their lands,
and furthermore will replevin all such
wood or timber thus trkon, in whomso-
ever's possession it mry be'found.
A. J. GAY,

A Very Old Rule.
The oldest mathematics book in the
world Is believed to be the "Papyrus

Ithind" in the British museum, pro-
fessed to have been written by Ahmes,
a scribe of King Ra-a-us, about the
period between 2000 and 1700 B. C.
This "Papyrus Rhind" was translated
by Eiseulohr of Leipzig, and it was
found to contain a rule for making a
square equal In area to a given circle.
It was not put forth iu an original dis-
covery, but as the transcript of a
treatise 500 years older still, which
sends us back to approximately 2500
B. C., when Egyptian mathematicians
solved, or thought they had solved,
the problem of squaring the circle.

Beautiful Wate.-Front
Residence Site!
Of Two-and-a-half Acres
A Gilt Edpe Proposition-
]rInquire at Buoy Office.

Having made due preparation to
remove with my wood-working fac-
tory to Panama City. 1 desire, by
this means to inform all my friends,
customers and the general public
that, on or about the 1st of Sep-
tember next, I shall have all ar-
rrangements completed, with new
and up-to-date machinery and
equipment, and in addition to
wood-working, shall install an iron
metal-working, boat-buiidlng and
repairing and a motor engine repair-
ing and equiping departments and
shall be pleased to serve all my old
St. Andrews patrons and friends
and all others requiring services in
either department of my establish-
ment,, promising :them that in the
future as in the past. T shal, en-
loy ti'k:.ry efTi'ot to give them all
the best possible service and guar-
antee satisfaction.
Very respectfully.
C. H. CAB Y.

Do You Get Up
With a Lame Back?
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.
Almost everyone knows of Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and
Bladder remedy, be-
Scause of its remark-
SiI able health restoring
properties. Swamp-
L Root fulfills almost
S every wish in over-
\_l coming rheumatism,
pain in the back, kid-
\ neys, liver, bladder
and every part of the
-'u-. urinary passage. It
'*"- ." corrects inability to
holl water and scalding pain in passing it,
or bad effect following use of liquor, wiue
ar beer, and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity of being compelled to go often
through the day, and to get up many
times darinV the night.
Swamp-Root is not recommended for
everything but if you have kidney, liver
or bladder trouble, it will be found just
the remedy you nced. It has been thor-
oughly tested i; private practice, and has
proved so successful that a special ar-
rangement has been made, by which all
readers of this paper, who have not al-
"eady tried it, may have a sample bottle
,ent free by mail, also a book telling
more about Swvamp-Root, and how to
findout if you have kid-
ney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention Riaui. ,MSI
leading this generous I
offer in this paper and ..
send your address to
Dr. Kilmer & Co., Home i,:ainp-w..
Binghamton, N. Y. The regular fifty-cent
and one-dollar size bottles are sold by
all druggists. Don't make any mistake
but remember the name, Swamp-Root,
Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the ad-
dress, Binghamton, N. Y., on every bottle.

Stubborn as Mules.
are liver aud bowels sometimes; seem
to balk without cause. Then there's
trouble-loss of appetite-indigestion,
nervousness, despondency, headache.
But such troubles fly before Dr. King's
New Life Pills, the world's best stom-
ach and liver remedy. 25c, at all
dru gists.

Cures Golds; Prevents Pneumonia

ah~vays do
exaely wilat You
expect of them. For coh-
everY-Whe7c. FMR R'S11W) SEED
AWNN ', Fr~c~ on reqjcst.
o. rI. a :-.t:'i c3 ~., 3eot-Q;c ?LJ'j cr

Pensacola St. Andrew & Gulf


W ,. C,
Tuesday. 8:30 p. m. Pensaoola.
Wednesday, 4:00 p. m. St. Andrew,
Wednesday, 4:00 p. m. PanamajGity,
Wednesday, 2:30 p. m. Millville,,
Thursday, 9:00 a. m. Apalachicola,
Monday, 6:00 p. m. Mobile.
Thursday, 3:00 p. m, Carrabelle.
Friday, 11:30 a. m. St. Andrew,
Friday, 11:00 a. m. Panama City,
Friday, 10:00 a. m. Millville.



BARROW, Master,

Wednesday, 8:00 a. m
Wednesday, 0:00r a.
Wednesday, 10."0 6. m
Thursday, 6:00 a. m.
Thursd 4y, 12:00 oon
Monday, 6:00 a m. .

Friday, 2:OC a m,
Friday, 12 m.
Friday, 11:30 p. m,
Friday. 11,30 p. m,

Pensacola to St. Andrew andiMillville, $5 00.
Pensacola to Apalachicola and CarrubclI ', $70..
St. Andrew and Millville to Apalaehicola, $5.00.
Pensasola to Mobile, $2.50.
rhe aboyo rates include meals and berths. H. II. I
V. W. WALTERS, Genl' Freihlt and Pass Agt.



Geuerl Moerchlandise!

I3r-y CSood s,



A Full Line of Furniture!

Freight Paid on All Goods Except Meal, Flour and
Postoffice on the Bav.




Feed to Any


Mercantile Co.,
8 +




Dryr Goois,

rGrcberies, ,

The Old PINE I f-STO BaR mrs,

Founded in 1878, and built up by tLee ate L. M. Waje,
now Thoroughly Reorganized under New Aanagement

Solicits the Patronage of Old Patrons
of the House, of the Trading Post, and of new ones as
well, and guarantees uniform fair and courteous treatment
to all.

We Pay the Freight <,n all Goods, except Flour, Meal aod
Feed to any P.) t office on the Bay.

A Way Out.
"Rhe insists that her patprnetafl s-
tor came ovir on tie JMayflower."
"illt 1 thought Ihey proved to her
that there wa no s nao s m n ime on the
Mlnyflower registerY'
"They did. And now she says he
was a stowaway."-clevelaud Plain
The 8tory Needed Ccnfirmation.
"(Geor-ie. lih yuil; Kuln that I was
going to imntrry yur sister?"
"\Vell. I bernm-r i y so. hut she's
had thlt Idea almut so aiitny other fe
lows that I (lidt't t.~-l s're about it
till you told iie."- Brooklyn Life.

Poor Product.
"I'm a self made man. I am."
"Well. there Is one thing you needn't
worry about."
"What Is that?"
"T'fkinxg out a patent."


Succeed when everything else fails.
In nervous prostration and female
weaknesses they are the supreme
remedy, as thousands have testified.
it is the best medicine ever sold
over a druggist's counter.

The Heaviest Meal.
"W1lun t(o ypu na tile heaviest met
of the dayl'?" askdt a bachelor of *
tnarrl'ld tnn.
"'Whnb my wife cooks It" cam t tbh


--- i - I __ I Ir- ~l--FI Il~b~Y I ~I ----I~-----~.. C-- -1 I I

J-im -e

. .- -1

What Was Miscing.
Dr. Watson (lan Mailauren used to
tell a toivr about his trip to the Holy
tind. to w'll't hte hadi been looking
forward for a nuiulor of years with
pk toauratile a nticipatioin.
As he was nearing the center of his-
tori, I'aiestine he maet an Anierican
Who wits tiaklig Iil haste to get away.
After su-ch greetigs as two English
ejinakilit el *nell irictinfg In a foreign
Country uliitht exc ha gti the Auiter-.
cin aHsktd l.r. Wat ::; where ih was
- i "T > <(rn. 'idCt vn w rp,. i
S"J'ert~isl ,i .' vsri.: Iitd tho A iiri-
etn in t onto's .,f im reti'i d] <;i st
"You t d 'on't t t.i go tirc. 'c just
cfM ftu=w $1 an'i slow town. Why.
tht'r isff'lsitngle daily newspaper in
the w*Uol&e priav!"
Itow's T'rlis
he offer One Hultnilarea Dellars Reward
or any cane of Catarrh that cannot he
ered hy Hall'a Catarrh Cure.
I. J.CHIENEY & CO., Props., Toledo,O.
We the undersigned, have known F. J
Cheney for the last 15 years, and Iheliev
ain perfectly honorable M11 all ,iusineIFS
transactionsanl fiin(ciallv able to carrv
out anv obligations made by their firm.
Wtet & Traux, Wholesale D ui) igists,
Tole'do, 0
Waldin., Kinnaii & Makrvin,
Wholesale Drugoiits, Toledo, O.
(fall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upoa the blood atnd mu-
couas urfa'ces of the avstcin. Price, 75c,
per bottle. Sold vb all druggists.
Take Hall's Fami il Pill, for constipa-
Motor Anaesthesia.
Novice-It must be a dreadful sensa-
tion to run over a mnu! Chauffeur-
Not nearly so dreadful as to run over
a cow. and it doesn't Injure the ma-
chine so much.-Judge.
"Nellie." anid the teacher. "you may
tell me how to make a Maltese cross."
"Step on her tall." promptly answer-
ed Nellie.-Everybody's Magazine.

"Sir!" said the Voiung woman, with
what seemed to be ludiguation.
The young nmln looked emilbrrassqed.
"Yes. I did kiss you he aduiltted.
"but I wis nmpullslvtely Itns;!i."
"TIhat tmeansi that a ilan would be a
iun:itle to kiss i'mer"
"Well, iany mi ofit discrtrtion wouhli
be just crazy' to kiss you "
Thi4 seefitsl to m loil ithe strain, and
no jury being W presentt to onidle at
I sirs a atisfactory verdict was,
so.u htal
u 8spicious Routine.
od Mitan -Ah. my poor fellow. I
eel sorry for yuu: Why don t you
work? Wthen 1 wai young. for ten
years I was never in bed after i--an
hour's work before breakfast. then five
bours' work, then dinner, then tour
ours' more work. then supper, then
bed. then up ugain at 6 the next morn
Loafer-1- say. gu'nor. where did ye
serve yer time. Sl-an Queutlu or F ol
som'i-Sann Francisco Star.
Not Mere Talk.
"I cnnnot lith but a week longer wI7
out vou."
foolishs h talk. duke. now can youi
fix on ii l,4cif llc iongth of time?'
., l:inilohrd fix ont it. rnis,. not 1."-
LoA".'.v ille 'ouri'r-Jotiio'nal.

In Doubt.
"T'ld you .eve-r have ; ,ppondl(ttis?'
m:zid th tr'-rnnnle mann
"W'eil." ,r ivpre"d the slptlc. "
was( oi ( I itte.l (.n. ,Butr I never f'e t sur.
\V'b(tlMIr I waV.i 'I. c'.fe 'of 1;)cf1 i It!t
or iIn e.ie f t rof'es>sio):nl curlos!ty."-
Wnshingtou Star.

An Awful Bruption
or a volcano excites brief interest, and
your interest in skin eruptions will be
as short if you use Bucklenn's Arnica
Salve, their quickest cure. Even the
worst boils, ulcers or fever sores are
soon healed by it. Best for burns, cuts,
bruises, sore lips, chapped hands, chil-
blains aud iles,. It gives tnstant re-
ef. 250. at all druggists.

II I LV --- r '" "

$345 in Cash Prizes

for Florida Fruits

S and Vegetables

Fruit and Truck Growers should get ready to make the exhibit at
the meeting of the American Pomological Society in Tampa, next Janu-
ary, a notable one. In order to encourage competition, the following
cash prizes are offered by the E. O. Painter Fertilizer Company.

For Best Box Prlie
Oranges $50.
Grape Fruit 50.
Pine Apples 25.
Cabbage 15.
Beans 15.
Cauliflower 15.


for Best Box
Egg Plants

Ito 2ad
Prime Priz
$15. $5.
15. 5.
15. 5.
15. 5.
15. 5.

Prize winning fruits can be grown only on properly fertilized land.
Growers are wise who go into this competition with the aid of Painter
fertilizers, the fertilizers that are adapted to the needs of the land and
crop, and are Time Tried and Crop Tested.
Write for particulars and a copy of our 1910 Florida Almanac.

Jacksonville, Florida


Thursday, Sept. 15, 1910.

B earbtsr--flr getting tbhn, sfr. Ever
Lried our hair prepnratlon, sfr? Cus-
*ome--No. I can't blame It on that.-
ioton Transcript.
Every duty which we omit obscures
*ome truth which we should have

Persian Jest.
An exceedingly ugly iann. FRyse the
Persian Joe bMiller. wan once In the
mosqtei. t.sklri;: ; i',tlonr of Ailal) for
his r'llls I l!! ;l !': ; ;. be di- r,.;
'roll thm lire'., ii t. ti One who ,'vl,
,.'ard his prayers suid to him: "Wlt'hre*
lore, O friend. wouldat thou cheat hell
)f such a countenance? Art thou re-
luctant to burn up a face like that?"
Another story the Persian jester tells
It that a certain person with a hideous
nose was once on a time wooing a wo.
man. Descrtbing himself to L:'er and
lr)-tg to mnite an t(trertl"e pk'ture.
be stil, "'t an a man devoid of lIght-
unef nud frivtity, anu4 I am patient In
beating affllctlonsr"
"Aye." said the woman. "Wert thou
not patient In bearing afflictions thou
badst never endured thy nose these
forty year"
All of which ti more witty than kind.

Bay Mercantile Comany

Washington Avenue Near Bay Front,

Headquarters For Low Prices!

New Store, New Goods,

Everything New!

Dry Goods,




Big Bargains in All Lines of


Ipec'ker r''enls ;h t ih;mrvest his wiisdet:o
has prov llad ;i at i il ;.'i- to,'i. ;'.
rt'ouH id It l n 'v: .' itli -4*. . t.

--Cloe elated ;.e:;,u',r.
Armed For Pacce,
Wife- nWil .u d:issr':nment 1meet
ing finish Inte? nus.brnd-Yes. about
midnight. I expect. But don't be nerve
ou. I shall hare my revolver.-Bon

The Gratitude of Elderly People
goes te whatever helps to give then
ewse, comfort and strength. Foley's
ICidney Pills. cure kidnay and bladder
diseases prJmptly, and give comfort
and relief to elderly people, Sold by
Jno. R. Thoripson& Co.

-i ari uV, v iruay.
S Mrs. Maggie Miller with her three
young children and Mrs. Mary John-

,Siecial Report to the Buoy Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Drummond
Mr. S P. Davis was up from who have been at Mobile for a short
Farnidale several days of last week time, returned Saturda and
in the interest of the turtpentine'brought with them what may prove
lirm. to be the future president, vt this
Messrs. J. Dyer and J. L. Kirvin great country, Master Charles Day
captured a seven-foot aligator a Drummond, born at Mobile, Ala.,
few days since. Mr. 1 shot it and the 19th of August, and was named
Mr. K. was on hand with his row after Mrs D's brother, Charles Day,
boat to bring his 'gatorship ashore. a man of'exemplary character, who
Mr. J. Kinard was on our died some years ago, honored and
streets, Friday. respected by all.
Messrs. Dyer & Kronmiller made Miss Ethel Baker a favorite with
brick several days lart week. M E B a f r with;
our younger set of society, went to
Mr. A. B. Sheffield was down on Marianna, Saturday, for a couple
his usual weekly trip, Sunday. weeks visit with her relatives and
Mr. D. W. Raffield and son were and many friends of that place.
here on business, Friday.rs. A. H. Lewis's daughterMrs.
Mr. W. W. Raffield made a hur- rs.. H. Lewiss daughter, rs.
ried call one day recently. Davis and family returned to their

d cl oe dy home near Mobile, on the steamer
The scuppernong season is over , ... t,,

for this year.
The Messrs. Barrow of Southport
were business callers, Monday.
Uoctors Are More Thorough Now.
A physician at a djimer itn Deuvetl
sneered at certain Biblical nmirancli.
"LuxaI rus," he said. "wane raisd frmi,
the dead. and yet I don't see any deato
folks being raised la our time."
"No," said a clergyman, an emnfien:
Biblical scholar, with a smile. ".Mod-
ern medical science bits progressed too
far for that, eh?"-Washingtwu Star.
Head Walter idignitied and pompous
-Have you ordered. sir? Despa'rang
Patron-Yes. I ordered a porterhouse
steak half an hour ago. and I wish
to apologize for my rudeness. With
your permission I will withdraw It as
an order and renew it as a suggestion.
-Chicago Tribune.
Small Tommy-My pa's awful smart.
Little Elsie-What does be do? Small
Tommy-He's a mechanic and makes
locomotives. Little Elsie-lThal's noth-
Ing. My pa's a commuter and makes
two trains every day.-Chicago News
Good and Evil.
NothIngr is truly good to a man which
does not make him just, temperate,
courageous and free, and nothing can
be evil to a man which does not give
him the contrary disposltlon.-Marcus
Significant Signals.
"Do you not see the handwriting on
the wall?" asked the foreboding friend.
"No." replied Senator Sorghum; "the
beadlines in the newspapers are
enough for me."-Washington Star.
Saved a Soldier's Life.
Facing death from shot and shell in
the civil war was more agreeable to J.
A. Stone, of Kemp, Texas, than faoing
it from what doctors said was consump-
tion. "I contracted a stubborn cold," he
writes, "that develovcd into a cough,
that stuck to me in spite of all remedies
for years. My 'weight ran down to 130
pounds. Then I began to use Dr King's
New Discovery, whiol completely cur-
ed me. I new weigh 178 pounds." For
coughs, colds, la grippe, asthma, hem-
orrhaees, hoarseness, croup, whooping
coug and lung trouble, its supreme. 500
and$1.00. kTrialbottle free. Guaran-
teed by all druggiFts.
A Versatile Garden.
The dwellers In a seaport town of
Massachusetts are justly proud of their
gardens. It remained for a visitor
from a tiny village "way round the
Cape" to say the tirst slightly dis-
paraging word of these gardens.
"Isn't this beautiful?" his hostess ask-
ed as she paused under a rose arbot
and looked back over the stately rank-i
of larkspur. Inunk's hood. hollyhocks
and niny other favorites.
"It's a handsome gardln-of its
kind," said the visitor d(lipl.sionately,
"but it ain't quite up tv the mark
when you consldtr our ganr(l-ds.
'Indeetd" and the lady looked at
him, too amazed to be augr.v. "Whai
sort of gardtns have you. please'?"
"WeI!." s: id her ('ape visitor calm
ly. "what we call a good rardln is one
where you cali start out with two bhi!
baskets and a bHe. stjp throulrh th,
flower igardin part. passt the verctnables.
down to the water; dig your ctlatu-
fust, pick your sweet tcorn). laiy your
posies oil tup o' that and hand th,
whole lot over i;t ; lie Litrhen do,,r
"'lt'Tre's i,)ir sit:V 'T dinner uiSi mr;iri-
nuin's a ll fri't; one gariitu."'- out.':
The WVise Wsodpecker.
In ll a ( I';i!i ,'n li. i in' \ t, i.<.. < 'i',r Stor'e,
*ic('('rns il\V.;y, lrt i ih lie Iever entt.,
h heti. lie bores steverall hIie, ditfer
Ing slil tl lu sizf, at .he tll of l!h
e 'r In ;'. ) in ]I;i p iie !i'ce. Tliei
he (]!!.d.s' a1ilto,'i .rl. w !i'.h he :tidjns-s tr'
oIde of t the h(l''s tiic:' dt;' f;Io its re-
'ep)tionl. il! t!o *oes nt eat thw
: :lilni'.. LIis ',je' I n i steno) a wa.y hlie
a,'Oiil' M t. .ihil.s fr.-'i litz r ;t:id iit kil \','i-
edge of res'lii tS inre al:in to reason
than to lia:';i:,'t. '"The .-w .o',.li:i' ,ii;-
ter the i) !-!'i:; reri.:' i ii flil,'ld Ilit, he
co0iniu s:lliurif te ;i1e p.'edispi s'.]d t'
decany, hli: t i :. a ir' i a et'di ,'.
inta ,gets. v tile s,"';' i to d l"h 't in il-
speci:i! f, d. It is tteiti t;hit the \vo' .

companies me remains of01 rs.
Wallace, mother of Mrs Snead, who
expired last Thursday morning at
5, o'clock in the presence of her
husband, daughter and son-in-law,
after a lingering illness, the angel o
death was already hovering over
her, when they brought her down
to St. Andrews, in an effort to pro-
lone her life if possible.
Miss Jessie Shippy, niece of Mrs.
M. J. Post, who has been visiting
in Parker returned yesterday to her
aunt, in St. Andrews

Cleanest and lbeauafies thio hair.
Promotes a luxdriaut growth.
Never Fails to Restore Gray
Hair to its Youthful Color.
Cues scalp diseaeg & hair falling.
50o, and $I.00 at Druvgists
__ I

Ladies! Save Money and Keei in
SStyle by Reading McCal's
Magazine and Using McCall Patterns
McCall's Magazinewill
MRCAL'S MHAAZIME help you dress styl-
ishly at a moderate
expense by keeping
you posted on the
latest fashions In
clothes and hats. 50
New Fashion Designs
in each lssue. Also
S valuable information
on all home and per-
sonal matters. Only
S 60c a year, including
c a freeoo pattern. Sub-
mi. 0 ." wmaft. scribe today or scud
_ for freeoo sample copy.
McCall Pattern will onablo you to make In your
own home, withyourown hands, clothing for
yourself and children which will be perfect
in style and fit. Price-none higher than 15
cents. Send for free Pattern Catalogue. ,
We Will Give You Fine Preenats f)r getting sub-
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The. Leading Drug Store

Knowing drug values, is of course, the most important
feature of our business but it has not taken all of our time to know
drug values. We know the value on TOILET PECIALIES. We
know how to select and buy the very finest that are made.
Test the Fragrance of Our B


Examine Our Toilet Waters

jThey are unsurpassed in permanency
anD delicacy of odor. We keep a comn-
plete assortment of the most delicate i
domestic and imported perfumes and *
Toilet Waters throughout our entire ~. -
Toilet Goods Department
Tihe most fastidious taste is pleased
We aye a consignment of Toilet Soaps, Toilet Sponges and Sponges for tht
*Bath that come nearer to perfection than any we eversaw. Toilet Soaps free
* from impurities ore not to be found everywhere. We have them. If you want
anything in this line, here is the place to get it.
S TOILET POWDERS-The attention of all ladies who cmro to hayeand re
tain a beautiful complexion, a soft and healthy white skin, is called to our line
of delicate powders and complexion beautifiers. Project the open pores of the
skin from dirt, wind and dust by the use sf these aids to charm. No woman's
toilet is complete without a dust of faintly scented po\n dor over the neck and
face. Tooth Powders, Pastes, Washes, Cosmetics and Rogues of every descrip-
tion. Tooth Brushes, Hair Brushes, Combs, Manicure -eta. and all the little
toilet requisites so essential to comfort. health end beauty are to be found here
in endless variety. Itellable RUBBER GOODS. In thisde-
partment our stock is complete. Our goods
Our goods are the best makes and will not disappoint you.
We Sell all PA'-ju~r '' MZEDICINO ES in demanp
A. J. H JANSENIUS. St. Andrews, Fla.

he Cough of

Your doctor will tell you that
fresh air and good food are
the real cures for consumption.
But often the cough is very
hard. Hence, we suggest that
you ask your doctor about
your taking Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral. It controls the tick-
ling, quiets the cough.
AWe pubUah our formula
SWe banish alcohol
n from our medtoines
I urge you to
S onult your
One of Ayer's Pills at bedtime will cause
an increased flow of bile, and produce a
gentle laxative effect the day following.
Formula on each box. Show it to your
doctor. He will understand at a glance.
Dose, one pill at bedtime.
-.- Kd by tho J. 0. Ayer o, Lowell, Mu'--
t __

NW Sxouo&
"Ie that horse you bought a kickerF
"A kicker" answered Mr. Series
Barker. "I am the fellow who paid
twice his value and who la buying the
feed. What has the horse got to kick
about?"--Washington Star.
His Misfortune.
The Poet-Poets are born. not made
The Gtrl-- know. I wasn't blaming
you.-rlogton Transcript.
There are certain flowers the per-
fume of which, It Is sfid. Is producect
by mtnol)es.
Mrs. Jacob Wilmart, Lincoln, Ill.,
found her way back to perfect health.
She writes, "Iilsuffered with kidney
trouble and backache and my appetite
was very poor at times. A few weeks
ago I got Foley's Kidney Pills and gave
them a fair trial. They gave me great
relief, so continued until Low I am in
perfect health. Sold by Jno.R. Thomp-
son & Co.

Not Aotlng.
Actor-Anl the newspapers say mj
tmpersonation of Caesar last night was
absolutely real. Rival- Perhapa that's
1o. Ev'rr'Kdy V ve met says It eel,
'Rinl. wa '" "
I'he ult .i; ^ plerres the eagle's
breast is often made of his own feath-

Aore and Bible Letters.
It bhas ometi mS been MtAted rth
there are more acres in Yorkstfre ttau
there are letters in the BlHle A yer-
son hearing the statement for the BfrC
time is inclined to doubt it, but It to
true, all the same. Authorities diffoe
as to the exact acreage of the county,
one giving it as 8.882.848 and another
as 8.771.848. But the number of let-
ters nl the Bible s seald to be .BJf,-
480. so the acres beat the letters, witll
something to pare. LoDnan Note
and Queries.



What They Will Do for Yoe
They will cure your backache,
strengthen your kidneys, cor.
rect urinary irregularities, build
up the worn out tissues, and
eliminate the excess urio acid
that causes rheumatism. Preo
vent Bright's Disease and Dia.
bates, and restore health and
strength. Refuse substitutes.

W. H. Milton, John Dillon, John Milton. III.
President Vice President. Socy-Treas

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son with her little daughter are oc- Foreign Geography.
cupying the Miller cottage, opposite Children of iuro)pean birth who were
St M c old enough to receive some instruction
the Oaks Hotel. in geography before coiuing to this
Dr. Treadwell and family are co1utry hold opinions in regard to the
political divisions of the earth which
occupying their own cottage now all the American geographer and the
on the corner of Loraine ave. and teachers thereof combined cannot up-
Lake street., and are having a fine root. A New. York" teacher f und that
out wheu she tried to lutpress upon a
time bathing and fishing. ynoun Austriatu mls that CoiumIbus is
Mr. L. E. Danford is out on the the caplt:tl of 011ti.
''I" It Clndctl )inti. or: the Ohio ,"' re-
streets again, after a lingering torted the A.\trian maiieu politely,
sickness. but tllnrly.
Mrs. Russell and sister Miss Ma1ps and p"i-?:Il ?eit were produced
to prove h ii Irr'.r. 1 lIe pupil was In
Haight nave moved into the Mrs., nowise (conviedl.
Sanders' cottage. "It wasn't that wlAy itu our geogra-
phy at horne." said she. And the next
Mr. George Malloch has moved day, to uphold her contention, she
back on his own beautiful place on brought the geography on which she
on Pretty Bayou. tbase hr assertion. That booxk was
P ot a perfect product of the geog.ralphy
Mr. and Mrs. Roach left tor their maker's art. for it certainly (lli state
home in Vbrnon, at noon Monday, that ('Inelinatl. on the Ot'hi Aver, was
Sthe cnp!tal of Ohio.
Mr. Roach made but a short stay **ut that is a tMistake." satd the
in St. Andrews, for he came prin- teacher. Then day after day. whet.
cipally to escort his wife back home, the g:rl was called ulion to recite, the
teacher put the q('uetion of discord,
she having been here for more than "vh.at is the cplital of Ohio'?" lnd day
a month visiting with her mother, after day. at the risk of bad marks.
Mrs. Surber and hosts of friends. came the positive reply, "'CitclMnati.
on the Ohlo."-Neow York Press.
Mrs. J. A. Matchett left Sunday
for a few weeks visit in Ohio. Her Peary as a student.
daughter, Miss Hazel Clapper who When Robert Edwin Peary was a
viite St. Andrews lat student at Bowdoin college, as a mern-
viited St. Andrew last wiuer, br of the class of 1877, the professor
met her in Columbus, where they of civil engineering. George L. Vose.
will visit and also at Cleveland. directed him to a difficult problem. A
Large, complicated covered wooden
Miss Clapper has just returned from bridge had been constructed across the
a trip to Europe. Saco river without due respect for
Mrs J W Brown ft for Pn scientific principles. When the bridge
Mrs. J. W. Brown left for Pensa- threatened to fall, the designer tele-
cola last Friday, on the Tarpon, to scoped another bridge into it in such a
visit for a month or more with re- '"rious way that the fail of the whole
ltivs in tt cit, structure was even more imminent.
latives in that city, meantime Mr. Peary was sent to make a drawing
"Jack" will be fIund at his post showing just what beams and pins
with the Ware Mectantile Co. pre' would give way first and just how the
strain would feel its course from weak-
pared to give his" most courteous ess to weakness. It was an extreme-
attention to the wants of the pa- ly complicated problem, involving test
trons of that establishment, after test and persistent calculations.
Yet, shortly after Peary made his full
Dr. and Mrs. Snead left Friday report, the bridge collaped precisely as
for Dothan, Ala., where they ac- he bad predicted.-Professor W. T.
.- ,. foster in New York Post.




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COsigMrit, U2K by Amerseaf Prs f
A ooattoIn.

Mothg 'was known about Ralph
RAgden, a young man who bought a
iant ranch in New Mexico, except
that he was an Englishman. He was
tall and well formed, with light hair
and complexion and blue eyes. This,
with a winning smile that uncovered
white, regular teeth, made him in ap-
peuraie very attractive. He had
roghbt 2000 with him from England,
w i which he purchased and stocked
t runch.
Be bed no sooner got settled than
the neIghboring ranchers called on
ha i nd invited him to their homes,
Wht he accepted none of their invita-
ao. This excited a good deal of talk
smong the women at, the different
alearh houses, all of whom were cu-
ka~ir to know why the handsome Brit-
..her w-ld have nothing to do with
thi Th general verdict was that
IM eoonidered himself too good for
them. Nevertheless Hayden was hail
tallow well met with all the men and
opam became popular alike with ranch-
Oleatd cowboys.
One day Hayden set out to go to a
neighboring ranch. He was walking
aere a field when a bull espied him
dad bore down on him from the rear.
a1l0e unconscious of his danger,
eeotined on leisurely. Suddenly he
saw a horsewoman leap a fence and
wl upoo him, swinging a lasso as she
Srod." Net understanding the move-
a et, be stood still, regarding her with
woqderlng eyes. Coming near him,
she threw her lasso, but not at him.
Terming. e saw that she bad thrown
the loop around the horns of a bull.
Drawing his revolver, he quickly kill-
de th beast.
Te met thing he die was to raist
his hat In a courtly manner to the wo-
mas- who had saved his life and offer
Sli thanks. 'She was a girl about
Twenty years old. A coll of hair was
falling under her sombrero, having
been Ioesened by the Jump she had
made over the fence. Her costume
was a jacket cut Mexican fashion and
divided Skirts of the same material.
"Had it not been for you," said Hay.
S4e "I would probably now be either
dead or dying. The bull would have
taske ai nl the back and broken it.
I shall esteem It a fvor if you will
amm a the way in which I may best
"bow omy gratitude."
-Tu are Mr. Haydea, I believer
1 am."
"Do you know what a woman loves
"I do not."
"To gIt ahead of other women."
"Well '
"Comie and see me."
S"You have a charming frankness. I
sall certainly call upon you. You
must be that Miss MacDonald of whom
I have heard so much."
1" am Kate MacDonald. I bid you
pg morning."
Kast MacDonald was-a feminine free
les. She could ride. shoot, hurl a
l Mo as well as any man in the neigh-
borhood and had a way of looking out
ft a palt of honest eyes that invited
eCnIdeaDc. Sie Was tender hearted in
the extreme. Se ca-led a spade a
spade .It had a sovereign contempt
fr people who said one thing and
meant another.
Balph Hayden called upon her at her
father's ranch the same evening.
When he arose to go she said to him:
"Tomorrow afternoon I shall expect
you to ride with me. We will go past
the principal ranches hereabout in or-
4twr that the women may see us to-
prther. After that I shall resign all
cilne upon your attention."
"And I shall not be allowed to visit
Po again?"
"As often as you like, but not from
say obllgatloa to do so."
A month later one evening Ralph
' Bayden, after pacing the floor for an
heor. swayed by conflicting emotions.
went to Kate MacDonald's home, told

her that be loved her so deeply that
he eold ruin himself for her'and beg-
ed her to marry him.
"Wh t do you mean by ruining your-
a lt or me"' she asked.
"I amS pledged to marry a girl in
Kate started. This was indeed a
N ow. Her sense of honor revolted at
Iis deserting another for her.
"Does she love you very much?" she
asked .
"I don't know. I suppose she loves
me. though the marriage Is to be under
eertala contingencles."
"W et We they? No. don't tell me.
Ib wayw I need time to think this
,,s eteyad the order. For several
days there was no communication be-
ween them. Then be wrote her, re-
ellint aD he had said, closing with
the worer.- '1 was demented.. There
bi but one path for me to follow, and
aafn a fbol and a knave would fellow
any other."
No answer came to this. One even-
ing about a week later Kate MacDon-
atd. attended by half a dozen cowboy
friends and a parsou. rode up to Ralph
Ialyden's ranch house. All dismount-
ed and entereif. One of the cowboys
wct*4 as spokesman:
A, "A tMhftg Kate MacDonald wants
gt'e. hr h's made up her hind to mar-
a .ot. If ye darn m% yen run a
gpRtlet a* other such torture as In-
ditan am. Bere's a mon to do the
jb." He pe oin to the parson.
"f'm not afraid of yewr torture," said
HIydeu. "but I'm eedly to go through
*~he cerenmonuy.
Not a word was spokeo by the con-
tracting coulpie except to make the re-
p i'. required by the marriage service.
Ithee it was over Kate MacDonald

&aWa eMtItresN e@aft, ur. ao opiate

tea tue way out, ano all mounted their
horses and rode away.
The next day Hayden disappeared.
From this time forward Kate Mac-
Donald, or Kate Hayden, was a chang-
ed woman. She no longer galloped
over the country taking fences and
ditches by the way. She never attend-
ed any of the social gatherings held
among the neighboring ranchers. The
,only feature eminent before her mar-
riage she retained was her tender solic-
itude for those who were In trouble.
The Ilaydon ranch remained in care of
a keeper, who offered it for sale. Noth-
ing was beard of its owner. A year
passed. By that time Kate Hayden had
come to see her act in its true light and
wrote a letter to her husband, telling
him that if he wished to be free from
her she could easily obtain a divorce
on the ground of desertion. Not know-
ing where to send her letter, she asked
the keeper of the Hayden ranch for
her husband's address. lie told her
that lie had been instructed to give it
to no one, but he offered to forward
the missive, and she accepted the offer.
Sufficient time elapsed for a letter to
come from almost any part of the
glole. but none was received. Months
passed, and still no word. The young
wife. wife in name only, became a
broken down woman. It was not the
equivocal position in which she stood
before the world, but the fact that she
loved the man she had treated In a
Scanner which every day seemed to
her more unmaidenly and barbarous.
This, added to that dreadful silence,
was killing her. She was not sure
even that he lived. Her parents, her
neighbors, endeavored in every way
to draw her from her despondency.
Her friends the cowboys gathered in
groups to discuss the man whom they
considered to blame for her condition
and even debated the question of send-
ing one of their number to find him
wherever he might be and give him
the chance of returning to his wife or
swallowing a dose of lead.
But no such method of restoring her
haplpiunes.s of course, ever reached the
young wife's ears. She gradually sank
till tllhoe bout her began to shake
their heads and predict that she would
at last fall a victim to her unfortunate
affair. The Huyden ranch was finally
sold. The intelligence was kept from
her as long as possible, fearing that
this breaking the last link that bound
her to her husband would have an in-
creased effect upon her. But when the
new owner took possession of the prop-
erty it was impossible that she should
be kept In ignorance any longer. As
was feared, it destroyed her nast hope.
One morning when the dully stage
arrived at the relay house Ralph Hay-
den hurriedly alighted, ordered a horse
and. mounting, galloped away. Half
an hour later he was seen to ride into
the MacDonald ranch house. The
news spread over the neighborhood.
The ranchers and the ranchers' fami-
lies discussed the arrival and wondered
what the next move would be. The
cowboys convened in special meeting.
and it was solemnly agreed that if the
Britisher went away without his de-
parture being satisfactory to his wife
they would waylay him and force him
to fight each one of them successively
till all were killed or he bit the dust.
Some of them lingered their revolvers
uervously In antkicpation.
It was not long, however, before very
startling news was given out at the
ranch- house. Hayden had returned
fpr the bride he bad been forced to
marry; he was not only Ralph Hayden,
but Sir Ralph Hayden and heir to one
of the fairest estates In England.
Then all the women exclaimed at once:
"Goodness gracious! Kate Mac is
Lady Hayden!"
The afternoon this news was cir-
culated the cowboys agreed that they
would go in a body to the MacDonald

said McQuade, pulling him back and
stepping into his place. He fell dead,
pierced with both bullets.

Taking Chance on Him.
"What was you askln' for the wid-
der's bonnet, mum?"
"Well-er-I thought ninepence."
"'E's very !1. mum. I think 'll
risk it."-London Tatler.

Improving Arrarioans.
'.Nothlugs fixstid l1tii tsr certainty
of chnluge' ." sakl otlhet. ud we Know
that the filurttue Auitrfnflt wll rteprV
sern a hani.Pe fl may be taller or
shorter or thinnler o Jfutter than the
Ai ieri-n of Itodaly,. but there is noth-
Ing it r!ie 'xief!ig Il tat of oclety-
i lld w*ue 1.-' society In its broad seuae-
tO I:dl(.i'l ttiht he wUI rnot te better
inll iv w;vays. L'ionldenre in this is
la;is( litar-ily i' n tlhei .ri ntl t determi-
11:11;.ii ~f the Ailiirlitfan of today to
;Acv oe ,uir !iintl,.'t|ns nlid our Ideals
l0t .?r tl lin ie found thlmn. Bvory
A;mnca-: ; native or foreign born,
wanis his, children to have a better ed-
ucithnr than It was possible for him
to secuni.. lie w:nts to have his chil-
dren live In a >timnutulty of higher
standards and tdetals than he has; he
wants lbeternient in locaL state and
national conditions, and the result of
the want will be Improvement and a
demand by his children for still great-
er improvement.-St. Paul Pioneer-

Thbir dieclas.
"'iby did you never nmrry, Tom?"
Inquirted the young benedict of the old
"WXell, you see," replied the single
one, "when I was quite young I re-
solved that I wouldn't marry until I
found an ideal woman. I was difficult
to please, but after many years I
found her."
"Lucky beggar! And then"-
"She was looking for an ideal man,"
replied the bachelor sadly.
Moroccan Red Tape.
Official correspondence in Morocco is
couched in a very tfowery and flam-
boyant style. It is interspersed with
a variety of meaningless adulatory
phrases that tend to confound the real
meaning of the epistle. For example.
an order to the minister of finance
to contract a loan begins thus:
"In our present letter (God increase
his power and make the glorious sun
and his moon glitter In the firmament
of his felicity) we have authorized our
incorruptible servant (here follows
name) to contract in the name and on
the behoof of the treasury (heaven fill
it) a loan of -," etc.
Considering that the "incorruptible
servant" Is filching as much as he pos-
sible can from the treasury it is cer-
tainly necessary to pray that "heaven
fill It"-Londop Graphc.

A Reliable Medicine-Not a Nar-
Mrs. F. Marti. St. Joe, Mich., says,
Folev's Honey and Tar saved her little
boy's life. She writes: "Ous little boy
contracted 6 severe bronchial trouble
and as the doctor's medicine did not
cure oim, I gave him Foley's Honey
anA~Tar' in which I havegreat faith-
It cared the cough as well as the chok"
ing and gagging spells and he got we'l.
in a short time. Foley's Honey and Ta
has many times snved us miush trouble
and we are never without it in the
hou e." Sold by Jno. R. Thompson &

30x50- inches, correctly platted and
hnor n l oil A. n

ranch house, learn of its truth, and it ob...i I IIImo IO AU lllli
it were so give three cheers for Sir b"ilding-is of great value to any
Ralph and Lady Hayden. Learning one contemplating purchasihlg prol.
of their intention, many of the neigh- ':'1i in towii. It covers abont foul
bors repaired there to see the fun. liles of coast line, extending east
Lining up before the house, the boys .yard from Dyer's Point to and em
began to call for their favorite. Pros- niacing Old St. Andrews, with cr..
ently she appeared, leaning on the arm responding territory inland. Pric<
of her husband, pale and thin. but with One Dllar at the BUOY Office.
that same old smile on her lips which
had made them her slaves. A yen Also
arose and cries of "Tell us about It!" FIFTY CENTS FOR
She pointed to her husband, who said: A SECTIONAL MAP OF TH1E 8'1
"Boys, it was all a mistake. I made ANDREWS BAY COUNrRY,
.several, and our Kate made one. I let
complications in England interfere Showing all the lauds disposed of by
with me and my wife's happiness; but, the (inciinnati Company, also locates
thank God. they are past, and we are Ha II son, Parker, Cromanton and
all happy." adjacent country. The plat of tlh
This brief speech was received by lots is not shown, but by the aid of
three cheers from the cowboys, as this il, tihe alp)roxiimate location of
listed by the neighbors present. Then is easily tdtermnied. Price
the assembly were invited into the Ffty lCets at the Buon Office
house, and the bottle was passed. lv et at te Bo Oice
After a few weeks' sojourn the con- Either"nap will be sent by mail to
pie left for England, leaving the fol- ny addr'I'H on receipt of the price.
lowing explanation:
An English girl with a large estate 50 YEARS'
had agreed to marry Inlph tHayden. EXPERIENCE
a younger son-of Sir George Hayden.
if within a given time he should.
through the death of au invalid broth-
er. inherit the title. After his Amer-
ican ntrriage Ralph Hayden had re-
turned to England and found the girl TRADMARS
he had been engaged to marry condi- DelsiNS
:ionally had fallen In love with anoth- CoPYRIGHT$ A.
er man. whom she was about to wedl. jWren fa SWela t iti adescriptbic tp
*pi>^ ....*....., ij itu c iy ascertain our opinion free wbetr at
The returned ranchman smarted a ventton is probably patentable. Commit a.
long while under the marriage into lons trlctlyconfldential. Handbook on Pat 4
t ant free. Oldest agency for securing patent.
which he had been forced. Meanwhile Pitente taken through Munn & Co. rooot
his brother lingered in bad health and fecinotice, without chargO, lnthe
finally died. Then the new Incumbent cinii Hm rican.
sailed for Americnu to bring back his A handsomely illnntrated wNeklv. ,Lrgest cit
ie. clation of liny soienttif jonrm l. Terms, $3 a
wife. your: fwi'rr months, $L Yuld byatll inwsdoi;!ers.
Died In Place of a Younger Man. MUNN & CO.361Broadway, Ne York
A charge was made at a wall lined Branch Offlco. (a5 St.. Washaiuron. 0. C-
with French infantry. Sergeant Mc-
Quade of an English regiment saw two
Frenchmen level their muskets on I Aoureguranteetifyoun
rests against a gap In a baInk awaiting I hL ES 0E Or
the appearance of all enemy. Sir D. Matt. Thompson, Sup't
George Brown, then a lad of Pfxteen, Graded schools, Statesvile, N. C., writes: "I can
GoreBx thy do all you claim for them." Dr. S. M. Devore
started to ascend at the fatal point t. to voUk, w. v.writ cs; They glveuniversal atl
Ioction." Dr. H D.D. McGill, Clarksburg, w' -rites :
"You are too olinag. sir. to be ll ed I] l." "I a practice of s3 year, I haveround no remedy t"
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Makes Kldnavs and Bladder Right CALL FOR FREE SAMPLE

Hard to Kill.
The Hawaiian Islands have always
been famed for their freedom from
snakes. People and animals could
wander with impunity through val-
leys and over hills and mountains. An
importation arrived on the steamship
Alameda from California that might
have put an end to such delightful
serenity. This was the arrival of three
flimsy boxes containing fourteen large
living snakes, five of them rattlers.
Under a rule such animals arriving in
the territory of Hawali are ordered to
be immediately destroyed or deported.
"In the destruction of these snakes."
says the narrator, "we bad a surpris-
ing experience. I placed the boxes in
one of our fumigating chambers and
applied a charge of double density of
hydrocyanic acid gas. The snakes
were still alive at the end of fifteen
minutes, whereas if they had been
warm blooded animals they would
have succumbed in a less number of
seconds. They were again shut up,
and a quadruple charge of the same
deadly gas was admirdstered. At the
end of one hour and a half the furmi-
gator was opened, and several of the
snakes still showed signs of life. We
then Immersed them in 95 per cent al-
cohol. That soon put an end to their
venomous existence." Youth's Com-

Well Placed Generosity.
In 1885 Liszt went on a tour In the
French provinces. He arrived at the
little town of L. to give a concert, as
announced. But the inhabitants ap-
peared to take but little interest in
musical matters, for when the musi-
cian appeared on the platform he
found himself face to face with an au-
dience numbering exactly seven per-
sons. Liszt stepped very calmly to the
front, and, bowing respectfully to the
array of empty benches, he delivered
himself as follows:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I feel ex-
tremely flattered by your presence
here this evening, but this room is not
at all suitable; the air is literally sti-
fling. Will you be good enough to ac-
company me to my hotel, where I will
have the piano conveyed? We shall be
quite comfortable there, and I will go
through the whole of my program."
The offer was unanimously accepted,
and Liszt treated his guests not only
to a splendid concert, but an excellent
supper into the bargain. Next day
when the illustrious virtuoso appeared
to give his second concert the hall was
not large enough to contain the crowd
which claimed admittance.

The Diagnosis.
The disastrous results of interfer-
ence by relatives in the course of
courtships was well exeemplitled in the
case of a young Baltiuore couple not
long ago. They had been engaged fol
sowi time when It tlcaine general.
known that the affair was at aut end.
"Whit was the trouble. .lckl?" a1i
Intimato friend asleed tOle yoiuth, who.
by rhe wiay. IH a recent medial gridl
"\ell, as it was rtnot!;:ing re natil ti
Nan pfcraciuilly... don't know why l
shouldn't tell you." ho repll1d, with Z
"' suppose it' was sotie outside in
flueuic-- y' ui t. !i'.- to fairly dote 01
her." the frlii.nd. 'iuinielnted.
"1 did." the ihejeted lover replied
"She is the sweetest little girl In tell
world, but terribly fond of her relAi
tivee. Her old maid alnt from Kan
nsas came along the other day linil an-
nounced that she wus going to live
with us after we were married, and-
wefl she proved an antidote."--etroit
Free 'resa

Burglar's Besetting Sin.
The burglar's besetting sin Is h 'le
lessness. The chances lire th:lt IT Wr:l
heedlessness that first drove himl ou
of honest employment and miade a bur
glar of him. The burglar rnsaicks a
house, and carries away a sipojn hold-
er, a card tray or some other Inexpenl
sive souvenir of the occausion. and he
overlooks the thousand dollar bill on
the dining room tal)le and the rope 01o
pearls on the towel rack. This heeod
lessness seems to be commoion to tbt
whole fraternity. We do not knoin
what the experience of other cities is.
but in Newark the burglar leaves ai
astonishing amount of portable wealth
behind him luvarlably. When he reads
on the day after the robbery that be
took Mrs. De Stile's chafing dish and
Ignored her $500 ruby bracelet beside
It. or that he upset the Pompleys'
dresser drawer to get the revolver and
failed to see the government bonds
that lay in plain sight on the wash-

stand, how be much gnash his teeth
and hate himself for neglecting to de-
velop his powers of attention and ob-
servation in his youthl--Newark News.

m __W

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for $1.00 per boR. Will send them on trial,to be paid for
when relieved. Sample Free. If your druggist does not
have them send your orders to the r

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Our Clubbing List.
The BUOh has made very lera] cluli
ting arrangements with a few of the very
oest publications in the country and for
the present can send for a whole year
'he BUOY and
Detroit Free Press (twice-a-week
and Year Book)........ ..... 1 70i
The Fia T. U. & Citizei, daily for $5 85
do Semi weeklvy,for-l 55
Scientific American' . 3 50(
Farino an.llFruit (Groweol 'r .. 9 55
F'llo idli AgriculturiA.t 1 5.
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A Collector's Bargain.
Lord Spencer of Althorp, one of the
greatest of book collectors. was at
home only in his own tield. One day
in browsing about Bond street, Lon-
don, he went into the shop of a dealer
in bric-a-brac. The dealer, who knew
him by sight, said persuasively:
"Here is a fine bit of pottery which
your lordship really ought to have.
and you shall have It very chep--only
2 guineas."
So Lord Spencer bought it and took
it home and set It in a high place.
One day a connoisseur of china paid
him a visit, and Lord Spencer showed
his bargain.
"What did you give for it?'- asked
the connoisseur.
"Two guineas." answered Spencer
rather proudly.
"'H'm!" said the connoisseur. "At
that price the marmalade should have
been included."
"What do you mean?'
"Why, that precious piece of yours
Is nothing more or less than a shil-
ling marmalade pot with a green this-
tle painted on It"'

Silencing the Questioners.
A French gentleman who had been
with M. de Talleyrand for twenty
years accompanied him to the congress
at Vienna after Napoleon's exile to
Elba. People naturally concluded that
this long intimacy had made him fa
mlllar with a number of partlc-ulinrs of
the minister's life and hearing alno
upon the events with which he had
been mixed up. Worried with nqes-
tions, the friend invariably replied that
he knew nothing, but the questioners
would not be satisfied and returned to
the charge.
"Very well." finally said Talleyrand's
confidant; "I'll tell you a peculiar and
altogether unknown fact In connection
with M. de Talleyrand. Since Louis
XV. he's the only man who can open a
soft boiled egg with one backward
stroke of his knife without spilling a
drop of the contents of the shell. That
is the only peculiarity I know in con-
nection with him."
Discretion had scored a decisive vic-
tory. From that moment the ques-
tions ceased.

The Sting of Ingratitude.
A young physician in the east side,
New York city, spends much time in
charitable practice, says the Newark
Stat. In fact, he sometimes gives to
a poor patient enough money to pay
for prescriptions. "I'm not getting
rich," he explains, "but I simply can't
see them suffer for medicines that
may put them on their feet again."
Not many days ago the doctor had
occasion to visit a woman who occu-
pied one small tenement room with
her three children. After making out
a prescription he gave her $2, telling
her to buy the medicine and to use
the change for needed food. On the
following day as he was about to en-
ter the tenement for a second call he
met the ten-year-old daughter of the
"How is your mother?" he inquired
of the child.
"Oh, she's all well!" was the an-
swer. "She took the $2 and got a real

When to Stop Advertlsing.
An English journal requested a hum-
ber of the largest advertisers to give
their opinions concerning the best time
to stop advertising, and the following
replies were received:
When the population ceases to multi-
ply and the generation that crowded
on after you and never heard of youd
stops coming on.
When you have convinced every-
body whose life will touch yours that
you have better goods and lower prices
than they can get anywhere else.
When you stop making fortunes sole-
ly through the direct use of this
mighty agent.
When younger and fresher houses In
your line cease starting up.
When you would rather have your
own way and fail than take advice
and win.- Nashville American.
Right or Wrongl
Professed politicians who have re-
duced otllceholding to an exact science
find the independent voter a sad stum-
bling block, a fact which is amusing-
ly disclosed by a story found in the
life of the late George Monro Grant.
the eminent Canadian educator and
Toward the end of Sir John Macdon-
ald's life he and Principal Grant, then
the head of Queen's college, met at
dinner at the house of the premier's

brother-in-law, Professor Willlamson.
"How 1 wish," the premier said to
the principal, "that you would be a
steady friend of mine."
"My dear Sir John," the principal
replied, "I have always supported you
when you were right."
The premier's eyes twinkled, and he
laid his hand upon the shoulder of the
"My dear man." said he, "I have no
use for that species of friendship."

Spoiled the Trick.
A New York ollicial who had gone
through a political campaign, speaking
of trickiness, said: "The tricky nmn
usually winds up by being too tricky.
like Brown.
"Brown, who lives in Fifth avenue.
suspected his English butler of drink
ing his wine. So one night he drugged
a couple of bottles of four or five dol-
lar Chateau Yquem and left them in
the dining room.
"Unfortunately that night Brown's
wife returned late from the opera.
She saw the rare wine and had it put
down in the wine cellar along with the
twelve dozen other bottles of Chateau
Yquem that Brown had laid in.
"Brown is wondering -to this day
which txo bottles are the drugged
ones. He has stopped drinking Cha-
teau Yquem. In fact, I understand his
whole stock of it is for sale at a rea-
sonable price."--Exchange.

"I wish I had a fortune, I'd never
paint another picture!" declared an
artist to' a brother of the brush.
"Vell. there are lots of people who
would give you one on that condition!"

The Sin'il'-itv.
Why ,are( sm. n' :n w,,- il;: !i' .e rain
bow-? ];e-:;' t' "- -iit, ;ir aifier th,
stoeirn ':a ,r\ '-

Another Kind of Walk.
Ethel did not rush into his arms
and cry "Oh, Cuthbertl" as usual.
When he was ushered into the draw-
ing room she gave him the frigid eye,
and the gas was kept on at full pres-
"I've been studying pedomancy.
Cuthbcrt," she announced.
"Pedomancy, pet ?"
"Divination by the feet," she ex-
plained. "Feet that Incline to flatness
are a sign of meanness, Cuthbert."
Cuthbort looked down at his No. 10
tans and sighed.
"A hurried yet silent walk." she coo-
tinud, "'Is lndicath-e of criminal ai
stincts. Tour walk Is so htirried, so
noiseless. Cuthbert."
"You are speaking of only one of my
styles of walking. l;thel." he answer-
ed brightly. "I have another. I used
It this afternoon to walk into a jew-
eler's shop land lly a $15() eunagemiien
ring thi:it I had holpied'"-
"Oh, Cuthtb-rt!" she cried, and the
next minute the pt Idowany expert and
a splay footed youth were crowded
into one saddlebag chair, and the gas
was turned down into a little blue buh
ble.-SaRn Francisco Chronicle.

Dumas' Wealth and Poverty.
Alexandre Dunmas' rise to wealth
and luxury was linltost as marvelous
as that of his lost celeibruttd hero
He built a nmagnilicent chatenu. which
he named Monte Chrlsto. There he en-
tertained all comers, friend and stran-
ger alike, with more than oriental
magnificence and sometimes with oil.
mental mystery. His purse was open to
all who sought it. and the day came
when he experienced Timon's fate
without acquiring Timon's disposition.
He could not become a misanthrope,
though his fortune disappeared almost
as suddenly as it came, and then he
learned the ingratitude of men. His
last days were passed not in poverty,
but In narrow circumstances. He left
Paris in the fall of 1870 just as the
German army was closing in to be-
siege It and when France was feeling
its deepest woe. To the last he pre-
served his gayety and youthful spirit.
"I had but one napoleon In my pocket
when I first came here," he said. "1
go away with two, and yet they call
me a spendthrift."

Very Devout.
A new parson was presented to a
living in a remote agricultural dis-
trict and was anxious to make him-
self at home with his flock as soon as
possible. He therefore began his pas-
toral calls at once. Among the first
recipients of these attentions was
Farmer Jones, whose family the new
parson had noticed to be very regular
and apparently very devout attend-
ants at church. Farmer Jones was
out, but his wife received the parson,
when the following dialogue took
place: "I am your new rector. Mrs.
Jones. I have tloticed with great pleas-
ure your regular attendance at church
and have lost as little time as possi-
ble, you see. In calling and Improving
our acquaintance." "Yes. sir," replied
Mrs. Jones: "we're 'bilged to be regular
at church, for if we didn't go Farmer
Smith claims that pew. and we'redmot
goln' to give it up for tbe Iikses o' m.
So my son Peter stirnd'l1 at th' o.'r
half an hour Ix-ore s rvil.e ,tf'hli to
keep 'im out."-Liverpool, Mercur

Big Hate In Colonial Days.
The question of hifh hats at pbnhle'
places was of some in'tinttl, even it
Colonial days. In 17t1) the churchb at
Andover. Mass.. put It to vote wheth-
Ser 'the perish disnliprove of the fe-
mate sex sitting with tbtr bats on in
the meeting- house In time of divine
setvfiv as beluK indle enut" In the town
of Ablin?'t.,u it 1775 It was voted th:ai
It was "an Indecent way wtli the
femiulne sex to sil wl'h tli,-r hats and
bonnets on li worshliltug God." Still
another town voted that it was tthe
"town's mind" th::t the v'nllll'll should
take thlilr bonnets lc lf In IueeiLnH anLt
hang the onii e tihe r ,'- P

A Defeated Conacienoe,
The secretary ot rite Kiilnsas fltnte
Historical society tells ai story about
an eitrly lday i uns::s justlice of the
peace who will be nameless here;:
"This J. P.," said the secretary,
"would marry a couple one, day as
Justice of the peace and divorce them
the next as notary public."
One time, as the story ran, a man
surrendered himself to this J. P.
"An' phwat's the matter '" asked the
"I killed a man out here on the prai-

rle in a tight." was the reply. "I want
to give myself up."
"You did kill him, sor?" asked the
J. P.
"Yes, sir," was the reply.
"Who saw you?" asked the J. P.
"Au' nobody saw you kill 'ira?"
"No, sir. Just we two were there."
"An' you're sure nobody saw you?"
relteratldl the J. i'.
"Of course I'm slro." was the reply
T' v u' 're dLi-. b: rg: '." said the
*I. I'., b:'ihL u;.i1. bis tis i table. "You're dl.'ch:iargl1. Yt'u can't
'(-iminat yo r-tlf lF 'ti y d41 ll s.
pi'aset'.'-KIuisi, City. Jo'irinal.

Trouble For Hubby.
At a re'-ent tea par.. wire otlie fire
provided conid niot by an:i; min:Us be
'erted pattlait;>l) a h'.-.s;ir ; i ie A W u i'
instlituted. andl !ire l:i d w!:,- w(on it
vwa as kc-kd to sl;;I.v \\-' at .sil;e w i( inrv
1s pi t;:'. a pl gtr- young h1,ste-;,: rt1l;it.1 st iiu : ; :4! i, o 0
Ihe cake wvithl whi'< l stoiie otf theii;
had desperately strin: rl d il at tea time.
"\h11y did yon ask for that stuff'?" u
disappointed anil still hlinTgry youth
askod Lier. "-'oou kuo\". vry well i
isn't fit to eat." (
"I have a delinite puirp>ose in view,"
answered the young l':dy, carefully
plat'zig the piece of cn(-ke where tllhnr
would be no possibility of her forget
ting it. "I -mean to tInakte uity huma-Uiid
eat it-if nc.esary,. to force it down li- ]
throat crumb- by crulnih-and thus con- i
vince him that somewhere in the wide. (
wide world there is an even worst
cook than he imagines his inexperI'
enced young wife to bo."-Pearsoan'-
\ weekly.
He Knew.
Wife-I wonder why there are no
marriages in heaven? Husband-Be-
cause it is heaven, of course.-Illus- (
treated Bits.

Settled a Great Question.
When Thomas II. Benton was in the
house he was of the opinion that the
Sd day of March and consequently the
congressional term ended at midnight
of that day instead of at noon on the
4th, as unbroken usage had fixed it.
So on the last morning he sat with his
hat on, talked loudly, loafed about the
floor and finally refused to vote ol
answer to his name when the roll
was called. At last the speaker, the
lion. James L. Orr of South Carolina,
picked him up and put an end to these
legislative larks.
"No, sir; no, str: no, airr" hoote
the venerable Mseeourla. "I will not
vote. I have no right to vote. This is
no house, and I am not a member of
"Then, sir," said Speaker Orr like a
flash, with his sweetest manner, It
the gentleman is not a member of this
house the sergeant at arms will please
put him out."
And so this vast constitutional ques-
tion settled Itself.-Argonaut.

Handy With an Ax.
One important feature In connection
with the conducting of mining opera-
tions in Siberia is the aptitude of the
Russian workman for the ix. 'Wood Is
so plentiful in the country that mun-
Ing timbers may ie figured on at a
low rate. The current anecdote that a
Russian workman will for a twenty
kopeck piece lay his left hand. with
fingers spread, on a board and with
full strength make an ax cut between
each finger cannot be vouched for. but
it .s certainly true that in ptk timber-
Ing in bud ground, in erecting build-
ings. log c'atlins and all manner of
wood joining the equal of the Russian
peasant cannot be found. London

Truth and Fiction.
At the Lambs club one night wer a
number of literary men as dinner
guests, when some one gave utterance
to the brounidiom:
"After all. gentlemen, truth Is
stranger than fiction."
"Perhaps It is." said Wilton Lack-
aye, with a isly glance at in lundiana
novelist, "but t not i successfull. One
never hears of its going into the teuth
edition in six mnonlth.S."-Oew York

A High Priced Fricassee.
Lord Alvuaniy, a noted wit and lbhh
liver in England a hundred yeurs or so
ego, Insisted on having an apple tart on
his dinner table every day throughout
tllte ..ar. On one occasion he paid a
caterer $1.000 for a lunbhieon put up it
a basket lhaini lolie'd a small boatllRt
purely goitug uip 111th Thaltae*. Heiilnt
oue of a dozen Imen dinuin together at
I Londou club wtiWre euach waS' rv-
tqilred to produce his ownl dish. .Atvio-
hty's. as the tuost exll'nslve, won thilll
the advantage oif bi)ng entta-itilnll
free of cost. T'rtis Ittnetit- waIs allnel.
ut an expense ol $rt40t. that lwin'Il tit
pri-ce of a simple ifrit as se its enilrel\ of ite "inoitx" or 'utall tlie'-e
Sat h sidjte it tile t k., rtak'e fromi
thirteeu kIndro oft tbircd, rrErin rt h''r~
be'lngr ItW) nuipe. 40 w plht'i-iluts in ll ill aboiul ".49i 1 ltiti

Our E:centric Phr.ses.
rWhyv d., we ailway-- In'llk rIf plltlit--Ii .as
on a 'iu11, i ti 'r-lit \\ 'l %Vh |Illt.s ou a '
co t tieforu a ,,t. Wr aml,, -Ilv1 pult-
ting on shbow iand -tl%,iiktli: \\'
puts on shoes before [rililhling7lq
We also p)u up sigAl te.flT frifuple .t
wipe their roel wlihen we Il.lli Ih.ir h
boots or shuoe. AWd a fathebi ellsa
boy be wil warm his ijaiket when ho
wtInti to wiirni Itt.* linnstioln s Te
are a little ewmvetri l in put phrof at

An Odd Epitaph.
The following epitaph is to be found
in a cemetery within seven miles of
New York's city hall:
Reader, pass on; don't waste your time
O'er bad biography and bitter rhyme,
For what I am this crumbling cla' to-
And what I was la no afalr of yours.
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Tough Turkey.
Mark Twain wheen lie worked h> Ne-
vada on tile Vhigtlai City Eilerprlse
Inserted in the news a gtood Iainy
boarding hose jokles.

In revenge the hunnorist's sensitive
fellow boarlers In Virginia City r-
ctded to put up a game on himn. 'i1ey
enlisted the landlady's help, mand at the
Thanksgiving dinner 'at the boarding
house Mark Twain by a de.xterouls w pie-e
of sleight of band was served apirltr-
ently dlmret froin the fw\il twih a.tur-
key leg ,of painted wood.
The hurl rist :r l ;.i ,tjd -j:i.lw y setlii'in:ly
at the wom-Een"' lie tfor wpoln tillCue. 'lti-n
he Suidl tio thel Irltiitllad with ;llI ~hla :t:
"You've tchiangedi .our pionltrry dteaer,
haven't you. ;iau'ai!?"
"Why. no. Mr. C'ietuens.' khe replied.
"What makes you think Hs?"
"This turkey." he tandwered. giving
the wooden druiustlk' a little wht<-e
witb his knife. "It's about thie tender-
est morsel I've struck in this hoNuse for
some i hth."

A Modest Judge.
A certain prominent -Engltshb urlft
was transferred from the ;hancl'ery
:ourt to the admiralty court rather un-
expectedly. While couversaot-t with
english law to a surprising dbgrei
this gentleman had spent little time
In marine taw and was rather dubi-
ous as to his ability to cope with the
duties of his new office. His colleagues.
In recognition of the occasion, gave
him a dinner, after which he was called
upon for an address. He made a long
and serious speech, which efhbraced
about everything from free trade to
England's foreign policy. Their. Ipaus-
ing a moment, he glanced round theb
crowded room and said:
"Gentlemlen, in closing I can think
of no better words than the Iliis tf
"And may there he no moi iing io the bar
When I put out to sea."

Don't blow yourself out because vu'
are only a candle. Your poor. wenk
candlelight may be the light of an-
other's life.-Zion's HJerald

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