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VOL, XX. ST. ANDREWS, FLA. AUGUST 18, 1910. NO.
S. Senator-ist District, W. H. Milton, Mari-
anna; Ad District, J. P. Taliaferro, Jacksonville.
i jpreentatives-ist District, S. M. Sparkman
Tampa, ,d District, Frank Clark, Lake City;
3d DistLrict. Danitte H. Mays, Monticello.
Land Office-Registrar, Shields Warren; Rdeeiv-
er, H. S. Chubb, Ganesville.
Stare -Governor. Albert W. Glchrist; Secretary,
H. C. Crawford; Treasurer, W. V. Knott, Attor-
ney-General. Park M Trammel; Comptroller,,
SA. J. Crom Superintendent of Public Instruc-
r n Mo Holloway, Commissioner of Agri-
culture, B E. MeLin; Chemist, R. E. Rose;
kGeologist, E. H. Sellards; Auditor, Ernest Amos
SAdjulan-(Genral. J Clifford R. foster; Rail-
roa.j Comissloners-R. C. Dunn R. Hudson
Burr. N. A. BHtch and S. E. Cobb, clerk.
State Senator-Buell Cook. Chipley
ashbin gtn County-Rt-presentati c. R. L. Mc-
Kenzi'. Panama City: C'uiity Judg. I A.
enutchiieon Ca k of Court. County Clerk,Re-
curdcrr of ilDeeds. W C. LockLey Sheriti. C. G.
Allen. Vernon: Deputy 'C anir .. Tax
ollect"or, 'A. B. Ganer. Treasurer, H.B. Tiller,
Cernu Tai Assessor. .J J. Wlhams, Chipley;
unty Superinlwnrden. B F. Gainer. Vau-su
Vrveyor. Those Collins. Vernon. County Comrn-
- a ssion..r-, Duruct Thomas BocL: ec-
Uoad District. S Buzh: Ir. isrict i M.
SmraDns Fourth Di trict. B. F. Evans; Fifth
District J. Porter Dum d;
Si. Andrew, Town Or PH. Drummondsaser
Clerk. Jno. R. Thompson, Marshal, Chas. L.
Armstrong; Aldermen, M. BWare George
Surber, Jr., L. E. Vickery, J. T. Gwaltney, P.
Bullock; justice f the Peace, John Sturrock
Notan-iesW. A. Emmons, AH Brake, .Bul-
I lock; School Directors, G. W. Surber, Sr., T. B.
SD. Gainer M. Post, Brake; Pstmaster,
r' Mrs. M. Rose.
Panama CityPostmaste Mrs. Bele Boothe
Deputy Sheriff, Ai Hogeboom.
Millville--Postmaster- -. ... '.. Justice of
the Peace, G. M, 1B. Harries; Constable, J. H.
Parker-Postmaster, M. Boutell; Notary
Public, W. H. Parker.
Calloway-Postmaster, M. N. Carlisle.
Allanton-ePostmaster, Andrew Allan.,
West Bay-Postmaster ........... ....
Southpory t-ostmaster, R. Barnett.
Gay-Postmistress, Mrs. R. Gay.
Bayhead--costmistress, Kinie Newman.
tcoea-Postmaster, J. Fowler.
Wotappo--Postmistress, Mrs. Dyer.
Maurfee-Postmater, James M. Murfee.
Calhoun County, CromantonPostmaster, Nora
Yarmdale-Postmaster W. F. Woodford.
Baptist--Church Wyoming ave, and Pearl st,
Rev, Herman S.Howard, postor;prea ching ev-
ery second Sunday, morning and evening; Suu-
da School every Sunday at i a, i.; Prayer
service every Thursday evening at r oclcok,
Methodist Episcopal-Chnrch Washington Ave
and Chestnut St. Sunday School 9:30 a. m.,
every Sunday. Rev. F. Wineman, pastor.
esbyterian--Church corner Loraine Ave. and
PrDrake St. Sunday School at 9:30 a m. every
Sunday. John Sturrock, Supt. J.H. Round-
Ca tholic-Church corner Wyoming Ave. an
Parker Lodge No. 142
N i Regular Commu-
t i nications on the first
S' oe and third Saturdays
McE. 1i, GEtISON W. .
Ita E rb'ALilt i, Secret ary
F- .I IN- ....'UR _. _
ud A., o i Lr,. has jurisdiction
... .,given t cSoneyances
,-I i larrt,,e cc .r ..l.~l.'' p rrnit for lawfully
otay Public fr State ,,. It ne Buoy Office,
n.ot ,\ rair a u ,,n nia.i weJ
ANTON J. H. JANSENIUS.
Doctor of Medicine. Graduate of the University
of Bonn, Geiarmany. Chronic Diseases and dis-
eas-s of Women and Children my Specialty.
Notary Public for State at Large. Solicits official
bu ines- in this jurisdiction.
uliecc at Bank of St. Andrews.
corner of Loraine avenue and Cincinnati Street.
F, dence in West End, St. Andrews; but carries
his seal with him at his business and is prepared
J to apply his jurat to instruments, wherever
found. Attends to official business in his juris-
W. H. PARKER.
Notary Public for th e t of orida at Large.
ment of taxes for non-residents, specialties.
We offer for sale a strip from the
south side of the north half of the
northvwst quarter of section 10, town-
ship 4 south, range 14 west, running
from the school house to Watson bayou,
adjoining Millville on the south. Will be
sold in acre, quarter, or half-acre lots.
The price asked will be according to
location. W A. EMMONS "'C
Active at 87.
This would not be unusual news it
men and women would keep themselves
free from rheumatism and all aches
and pains as well as keeping their mus-
les and joints limber with Ballard's
Snow Liniment. Sold by Gainer Mer-
The Alert M.an.
"Calmness is a fine tralt." said Mr.
Blilflly, -but does it always get there?
You take the case of two men stand-
langup in a car holding on to straps,
but?, the same age. but one of them
qul." and the other quick, and now let
the man they are standuig in front of
get t;p ito iwave the car at a station,
and supp.f(-e ?hese two men are both
at exactly the same distance from the
seat. each with the same chance as the
other for seizing it, which would get'
that seat? Would it be the calm, cool
man who moved deliberately and al-
ways with')otsme thought for others, or
would it be the ever alert man, quick
to move and always on the lookout,
not curing a cutinental for what any-
body thinks and always ready to jump
in any seat he can nab? Why, while
the calm man is thinking it over about
what he shall do and beginning to turn
that way the alert man is In the seat.
1 certainly do admire the calm, tran-
q(ul m1an and his good manners, but it
is the man ever on the alert that gets
the scat in the car-and other things."
--iew York Sun,
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FOR THIRD ANNUAL CONVEN-
MJSSISCIPPI TO ATLANTIC INLAND
Headquarters: Apalachicola, Fla..
July 25, 1910.;
To the Members of the Mississippi
to Atlantic] Inland Waterway
Gentlemen-In compliance with
resolutions !adopted at the Jack-
sonville convention of the Missis
sippi to Atlantie Inland Waterway
Association is called to meet in the
city of Pensacola, Fiorida, Novem-
ber 14, 15 and 16, 1910.
Invitations to attend this con-
vention have been accepted by no-
table speakers from several states-
The Chamber of Commerce or
Pensacola has organized a program
of entertainment for the distin-
lri-igiedl guests ni1l delegates, which
v.-ill itn..lllu r.ei'fr'.al, llitltS visits to
points of i;h tce-'t an ;a trip on the
bay, occupying the last day oi the
The first two days will be devot-
ed to business sessions, and papers
will be presented by some of the
most eminent engineers and states-
men of the country. Headquarters
will be at.'the San Carlos Hotol.
The Third Annual Convention
will be held at a critical period in
in the history of the association.
Within the year the United States
engineers will, in all probability,
report to congress their recommend-
ations respecting an inland water-
way along the gull coast, and this
report will furnish the basis for fu-
ture action of the association.
Every member should attend the
ST. ANDREWS CATCH.
Cn the 22d day of July, last, Messrs. Perley E. Wilson and Ghasi E.
Brackin were fishing for three-quarters of an hour from Trousdale's wharf,
West End, St. Andrews and the illustration-photogragh by Maskeir-
shows the result of the brief session, with Mr. Brackin to the left, Mr. Wi!
son to the right. Who could ask for better fishing than St. Andrews fur-
COLLEGE FOR WOMEN
At Tallahassee, on September 28
the regular opening day, the Flori
da State College for Women wil
open in the beautiful new adminit
tration building that is now. beinL
completed. The two large towers
which rise high above the roof, giv,
the building a dignified and impos
The prospects for a prosperou;
year are very flattering, Morit
rooms have already been reserved.
by students than was received in
any previous year at this time, and
requests for reservations are com-
ing in regularly.
Every preparation is made te
meet the needs of the increased en-
rollment. In the first place the
faculty has been increased to meet
L;ie 'rowtinlg demands. In the sec.
ond place, not only has the labora-
tory, the class-room, and the audi-
torium space been increased fou
to five fold by the new administer
tion building, but an extensive ad
edition is being built to the already ,
large dining-room. Moreover, the
model school room is being enlarged
so that ample space can be giver
for the handiwork. Every effort is
made to secure the very best facili'-
ties for the instruction of teachers
in the Normal School.
F REE SCHOLARSHIPS,
The Philadelphia School
Nurses, 2219 Chestnut street,
Third Annual Convention and do auctipi"a, ""a ""ceuo i ,,-
everything inhis power to strength- ment for the Fall classes will short-
en the association, preparatory to ly begin. This institution is recoa-
the final struggle for congressional nized asd endorsed by leading phy-
endorsement of the project. We sicians everywhere. Free scholar-
have succeeded in getting an early ships in the Two year-course are
survey for the entire route from available and provide room, board,
the Mississippi river to the Atlan- laundering, incidental expenses and
Railroad fare home on completion
tic and two appropriations for con- railroad fare home on completion
of the course. A home-study
struction of parts of the project
have been made. We must follow course and a resident short course
have been made. We must follow
are also provided. The school pro-
up this advantage by prompt ac- s
vides full instructions under saf0
tion in securing congressional ap-tions
and wholesome conditions anr
proval of the entire project and ap-
opens the way to almost immediate
propriations to bezin the work un-
S ,o n t financial betterment for those who
der continuing contracts.
SI' ;eek to increase their earning
Additional information respect- power.
ing convention arrangements w 1l
ing convention arrangementsA special short course class ope:i-
be furnished. October 5th, This class isformred
The main thing is now for every at the rrquest of lo:vaing phyI,-i.,.'
member to make up his mind thtt ,,,hq r. ann;,, thot -,mp nr,,;s-
hlJ.S ar AtLk~ anxou UthaO*t some ro vis-
he will, if possible, attend, and
send word to that effect to the
secretary, for registration. Firms
are entitled to send two delegates;
trade bodies, etc., may send as
many delegates as they please,
their voting power being limited to
one vote for each two dollars paid
as dues; governors of states, may-
ors of cities and county commis-
sioners are requested te appoint
We want a big convention at
Pensacola-a convention represent-
ative of the business interests of
the South-and we want you to do
vour share towards making it en-
tirely successful from every point of
view. DUNcAN U. FLETTHIE I
For information and particulars
address LELANP' J. HENDERSON,
Secretary, Apalachicola. Fla.
ion be made to meet the increas-
ing demand for nurses in all sec-
'tions. 'his is an opening which
will be appreciated by -those who
need to quickly prepare them-
selves for sell-support and nursinii
duty. An illustratrd number of
the School Bulletin, which is sent
free to all interested persons, gives
It is stated that a well known riddle'
was written by a costermonger. The
riddle in question is a charade and
runs as follows:
My first's a little bird as 'ops;
My second's needful In 'ay crops;
My 'ole is good with mutton chops.
The answer, of course, is "sparrow-
grasm which the learned Dr. Parr al-
ways insisted on using in preference to
the politer "asparagus."-London Notes
I do not know of any waso Oure
of maklting others happy ~as l
onue"t.-Bir Arthur ] g -
h5Ae Hero of
of July Celebration.
By CLARISSA MACKIE.
Copyright, 1910, by American Press
hin1, Jaredr" called First Selectman
Foster. "Found the grave yet?"
"Reckon I have." replDed the sexton.
"Ann Bassett says it's the grave of
After a century of somnolence the
town of Pond Point awoke to the re-
alization that its name was not writ-
ten large on the page of the nation's
history. Indeed, it did not appear at
"tll Other talns ind th 'l t:lir' In t he
state boasted of bullet scarred edifices,
historical taverns and many dwellings
wherein had slumbered the Immortal
Washington or the t loved Lafayette.
It had remained for Dr. Liscom to
unearth or at least to disclose the
identity of a real hero of the Revolu-
tionary war. In his genealogical re-
seat~hes the good doctor had come
across the mention of one Theron Bas-
and afterward died fighting on the
27th of August, 1776, in the battle of
Notwithstanding the fact that The-
ron Bassett had appeared to be the
only patriotic soul among the hundreds
that had populated Pond Point in those
early days, with commendable ardor
Pond Point decided upon a celebration
upon the following Fourth of July.
This celebration was to come as a
thunderclap upon the neighboring
towns, which had openly jeered at
Pond Point in days gone by.
There was to be a grand parade and
speechmak-ing on the green where the
churches formed a triangle. There
was to "e n : oration at the grave de-
livered by the first selectman himself,
followed by the sounding of "taps"
over the resting place of the neglectted
hero. Then there was to be a piclic
in the grove, with free ice cream ,rnd
gorgeous fireworks in the evening.
Other towns and villages would come
and see and envy.
At last the honor of Pond Point was
to be vindhiated. Dr. Liscom had a
cousin who knew a man who was a
reporter on a New York paper. This
reporter was enjoying his arinupalt a-
cation. but he hud reluctantly con-
sented to appear. Had he known what
was in store for him he might have
accepted the assignment with more
The eventful morning dawned warm
and muggy. with the promise of in-
tense heat later on.
"This is a proud day for Pond Point."
remarked Dr. Liscom as he prepared
to enter the carriage drawn up at the
"The greatest day ever." responded
the first selectman, puffing nervously
at his huge cigar. "We've been wait-
ing a long time. doctor, but today
we'll show some of those other fellows
what, Pond Point can do! They say
there's a big crowd from Leetown and
Scatterbrook up at the green now."
He panted into a seat beside the doc-
tor and fumbled at the roll of manu-
script in his pocket.
In the carriages were three clergy-
men of varying doctrines: the Euright
brothers, lawyers and men of stand-
ing in the community: a superanuated
senator who was a relative of the En.
rights and the orator of the day: the
committee on celebration, and. lastly.
the reporter from New York. who sat
dejectedly beside Hiram James of the
Pond Point Clarion. rather bored at
the whole proceeding.
Up the long street, around the cor-
ner by the postoffice and up the incline
to the village green, where the school-
house and three churches stood in
neighborly proximity. Here they paus-
ed and formed a semicircle about the
platform which had been erected.
Dr. Liscom arose and said:
"Ladies and (centlemen-This Is a
ond day frr Pnoqd Point! For
r' tm i tn her history Hhe is able
,.ster towus and to enthusiastic
oi'.imm-raorate the Declaration of c
Inh4,pendence and to honor trh me
'ry of onp who fought :and,died
dlimt liberty and who. through a strman
,irr;i; l.hl. has been too long lprmitt
io r(cstinn an unkfiwn grave," etc.
Jared .Wilson whrcl-d a small c*i
*i(cn ii:r po1.,0ii.an. aind the lminis
"tiftid hist long. white h-ind ;aiid hbu
hl hlioed. and there was silence wh
First Selectman Jefferson IForsl
came forward., wlheii the prayer w
ended. Hi m round red face weav rrdd
t'llll u.;-l, jirii wliotn h lie rernmo '-d t
stiff 1ila Il),w'(ds of irr'iir.ilthii 2 stood o)
on his forreh.ld. He took the roll
mtnnuscript from his pocket and su
eyed the company with a waverii
Sye. When his glance met the sli'iht
,ontemptuous smile, of the report
from New York he started violent
and unrolled hils papers nervously.
The first fslectlunn was sufferit
painfully from stage fright. Bte loo
ed at thle openinu.e !liies of his careful
S prepared s'pelch 11iid then ctncentrai
pd ti.s : ',o- r ;porn a solitary vebic
wending its nA' slowly ip the dus
"Friords andl fellow country men
he.:an the selectman in a husky grow
"this is a great occasion--a great occ
.-ton." he repeated. confidently evad'n
a synical gleam in the reporter's ey
"for which we are indebted to ot
esteemed townman. Dr. Liscom." Je
person Foeter's e-e wandered agali
and encountered the grinning report
er's face. "A hero Is sleeping in oil
midst. Today we are to Donor the
bravery and di irng ot our esteemje
citizen Tberou Bassett, killed on thb
feld of duty. A year hence we hope
to erect a suitable monument to iib
There was a rustle of excitement o0
the outskirts of the crowd where the
vehicle that had crawled up the dusty
road had balted. A woman's voice
rising high above the tumult, angrj
and expostulating, interrupted the se
lectman's speech. "I tell you I'm go
Ing up front! This thing has got to
A rmrmur of indignation followed
the speaker as she pushed her way
through the crowd and finally emerg
ed into the open space about the grave.
She was a tall, rawboned woman
with strongly marked features and
iron gray hair drawn tightly back
from her forehead.
"What do you mean by this disturb
ance, madam?" asked Dr. Liscom se-
"My name's Bassett," she replied,
with a little clicking movement of her
The reporter took a notebook from
his pocket and reflectively sharpened
"Bassett!" repeated the doctor af-
fably. "Then I am sure you are a
relative of the hero whose dust lies
under this mound. We would have
Included you rmong our honored
guests bad we known there was a liv-
ing descendant of Therou Bassett.
"Fiddlesticks!" interrupted the wo-
The reporter scribbled bun i'v in hiL
notebook. The first selectman's amount
"WVhbt do ? on mean. madamr?" asko"d
Dr. IAs(,no piti rntly.
"I mea;ii that 1 jiut heard this 1mor:,
ing that young Pond l'oiit foll;s wer.
going to Ihold a celebraiiorn o-vor thi-
grave, aiid I ciae over there from l nnll
home in Letown to stop th-ce s:i('ri.
legions prrc'ediii,:r"'" Si, loc,ok l tri
unm hli mttly ii-ixiot tie r,. wfiie tle Peolmi-
gasped. L."etowu V; m s II a uiiim' if lii'.
toric wvc lth: \\'aV ilimigton's lt ila'll
ters, noted ta:verns w hl'rit b!ie hul sloepi
birthplace of atit hultil,(l Il'ei;",- l.ec-
town hadl ninre h:ili its slihre cit hnorim
"Whlat do ou miiit in by 'sac.rtlh
gio'ns'" '.Th 're \vans utter silence mm
I)r. Liscom asked this qitestion.
"1'll tell .yon, sir: 'lrhern Basset;
was imy anc-estoir--he wasn't anything
but a drulinlwri boy, anyway, and hbe
deserted trowu thie army before the
battle of Long Islamndm: HJIe lived to b-'
ninety years old. and he died from sun
stroke. He's buried ov(r to Leetown.
and they're holding sonie kind of a
'powwow over his grave this very min-
ute. 1 do believe!" S! snorted con-
temptuously as she faced the dismayed
"We were misinformed, then," cried
the first selectman, glaring an:rily at
Dr. Liscom. who in mmIrn tixed an
accusing eye upon the discolllited En-
The reporter chuckled gleefully as he
scribbled, and for a few minutes there
was no sound save the sharp breath-
ing of the committee and the rustle of
turning pages. Jefferson Foster won-
dered helplessly what the scribe might
be jotting down against his future
peace and dignity.
"Yes, you are misinformed," returned
the woman sarcastlcally. "This grave,"
indicating the de,'orated mound with a
sweep of her ruittened hand, "does not
contain the dust of any of my ances-
tors, though it is the grave of a
HERO! This first grave with the
weeping willow on the stone is Grent-
grandmother Bassett's. the next 6I
great-grandfather's, and this one under
the wall, which you have made so ga.
and this gentleman has been declaim
ing over-this is the grave of HERO.
great-grandfather's favorite dog. The
old man thought a sight of him, and.
when the dog died he buried him here
under the wall, and nobody knew any-
thing about it. He always said Hero
was as good a Christian as lots of folks
She went amid a dea. silence, and. it
S was not until the dust ftoin her car. 1 The Light ofthe Sa. "
th inage wheels had settled again that a IVarlou endeavors have been madf
to faint chuckle from the visitors broke to estimate the light of the utals. In
lly the constraint. Dr. Liscom covered the the northern hemisphere Argelnnder
ur situation with a few words spoken ha registered 324,000 stars dowt to
m with a twinkling eye. the nine and a half mjyFirude, and
fur "Pond Point seems fated to play a with the aRd of the best Lbotometria
Passive part in the history of her coun- data Agnes Mi. Clerk's "System of the
fed try. So be It! Let us be content to be Stars" gives the sum of. the light of
good citizens, heroes In our humble these northern stars as equivalent to.
an- way, and perhaps we may so conduct 1-440 of full moonlight, while the total<.
ter ourselves in time o national distress light of all stars similarly enumerated
..d our descendants may honor our mem- in both hemispheres, to the number of
fle ories even as we would honor.the mem- about 900,000, is roughly placed at
ory of some great man: In the mean- 1-180 of the lunar brightness. The
S time I move 'hat we adjourn to the Scattered light of still fainter celestial
ras picnic grove!" bodies is difficult to compute. By a
er Amid loud applause the gathertig photographic method Sir William Ab-
S made its way t the grove.. hte t b b rated the total starlight of both
ut 'reprntr'" rib t- oebook --i' teadProfes 'r eob'fr mooIliWu
of pocket and thanked the doctor for the and Professor Newcomb trom visual
r. privilege of attending such an interset- observations of all stars at just 729
ng lug occasion, and the good doctor and tmes that of Capella. or 1.89 of the
ly other members of the committee swal- light of the full moon.
er lowed hard when they saw the alert It is not certain, however, that the
ly young man sprinting up the road to sky would be totally dark if all stars
catch the noon train, for they knew were blotted out. Certain processes
make the upper atmosphere strongly
ng that the honor of Pond Point was at make the upper atmosphere strongly
k- the mercy of his pncli. amnoa at tme and we cannot be
ly In the churchvarti Jen d Wilson sur- sure that this light would be totally
ly in the churchyard Jared Wilson sur- abeent.--larper's Weekly.
,t- veyed the decorated mound tn silence. bsnt-arper's Weekly.
le Once he put forth his hand to tear the
ty flags and flowers from their place, but A Dutch Fishing Fleet
he drew back. If the traveler wants to get a reel
"If he was a good dog the flags won't glimpse of picturesque Bolland. a
,. hurt him any," he muttered as he fol- glimpe which shall long be a buppy
a- lowed the committee to the picnle memory, let him journey to the old
g grove, fishing village of SXchetervlugeu. not
e, That fall when Jefferson Foster fail- far from The Hague. Its best s fleet
Ir ed to secure tbe nomination for repr- an imposing one and Is best seen at
t senta:tive from his district he i;id ihe night, when the boats are drawn up on
entire blame upon the hero of Pond the beach. Each has a number, and
a Pint. these are painted on the sides In such
t. l' t.large figures that they can be read
r at a considerable distance. At night
e The sack of a Glove- when the fishermen begin to (ome to
L The meaning of the three marks on land the women of the village walki
e the back of a glove and the clocks on down to the beach with their iultting
e a stocking were two of the little mys- in their hands to meet them. They
teries of dress explained at a lecture wear their wooden shoes some o
on clothes in London. The lecturer which are made to look e.ppcially
n said that the three marks on the back clean by an application of whiting, and
e of a glove correspond to the fourehette they make a merry clatter as they go.
7 pieces between the fingers, and in old- Industry is characteristic of the wom-
en days these pieces were continued en of Holland in all walks of life.
along the back of the hand, braid be They must always be at work of some
ng used to conceal the seams. A kind, and it would seem as- if more
somewhat similarr origin was assign- knitting needles must be used in Hl-
ed to the ornamental clock on te land than i any other country In the
stocking. In the days when stockings world.-E. J. Farrington in Interior.
were made of cloth the seams came
where She clocks do now, the orna Th Old Time Engsh School
ones imb In b to ah iey th The Old Time English School.
Smentation then being nsed to hide the Until comparatively recent times
seams. The useless little bow in the public school boys in England had
Jerthr haad litenig ae mnas hat s a many hardships to endure. As late as
survival of th time when a heatr was 1884 a writer who spoke from experi-
uade by taking a pe'e uf leather. bor. e said that "the inmates of a work-
ing two ho:es through It and drawn a th Then w
it u vitb npiF4e o 'sir .I-- ,- ....-- .... .
lodged than the scholars of Eton."
fashions In Born Boys whose parents could not pay for
Fashion.t In Borneo. a private room underwent privations
According to the rules of Borneoan that might have broken down a cabin
fashion it is deemed necessary to mold boy and would be thought Inhuman if
one's limbs into a more sapely form indicted on a galley save.
than that bestowed by nature. This Is "Thay rose at 5. winter and sum-
done really effectively by winding teer, and breakfasted four hours later,
strong brass wire round the ankles, the e interval being devoted to study,
wrists, under the knees and above the after they had swept their rooms and
elbows of children. Growth at these made their beds. The only washing
points is, in consequence, greatly ham- accommodation was a pump. The diet
pered, with the result that the limbs consisted of an endless round of mut-
come to be deformed or, according to ton, potatoes and beer, none of them
Dyak ideas, brought into proper shape. too plentiful or too good.
The headdress consists of a curious "To lie starved," says this writer,
headwork cap. and around his neck a frozenn and flogged-such was the dal-
bridegroom to be wears bangles of ly life of the scions of Eugland's no-
plaited fiber and strings of cowrie blest families."
shells. These shells, by the way, as in
other parts of the world, are used as A Losing Game.
currency. A yard of fiber or twenty "By having a record kept at th
to thirty cowrie shells represent the cashier's desk of pay check which
value of a penny. The white armlets patrons fail to turn in I sometimes
are made of another species of shells. make up my losses," said the proprie-
-Wide World Magazine. tor of a large restaurant. "Today a
man got a check for 65 cents. To the
What a Toad Enjoys. cashier he presented one for 25 cents.
There are few things more amusing The latter, glancing at his missing
than to watch a toad submitting to the check card, discovered that It was one
operations of a back scratching. He of the listed ones. Detaining the man,
will at first look somewhat suspicious- he notified me. After being confront-
ly at the twig which you are advanc- ed with the waiter the beat wanted to
Ing toward him. but after two or three pay both checks. I ordered a police-
passes down his back his manner un- man summoned. The man's pleading
dergoes a marked change, his eyes led me to show him the list of missing
close with an expression of infinite checks, which amounted to something
rapture, he.plnnts his feet wider apart, like $80, saying that I didn't know but
and his body swells out to nearly dou- that he was the cause of them all. He
ble Its ordinary size, as If to obtain offered to pay the lot if the matter
by these means more room for eujoy- would be~dropped, and this proposition
ment. Thus be will remain until you I accepted."-New York Bun,
make some sudden movement which ......-
startles him or until he has had as Couldn't Forget It.
muctl petting as he wants, when, with "Saturday night some miscreant lug-
a puff of regretful delight, he will re- ged off a whole cord of my wood, and
duce m.lrnelT to his usual dimensions somehow I can't forget about It," de-
mnd hop away, bent once more on the dlared Silas.
measures of the chase. "Have you tried to forget it?" in-
quired his friend.
A Custom of the Eplkans. "Yes. Sunday morning I went to
Fie or she who enters a house for the church, hoping 1 could get It off my
i:trt ueti is supPose,-d In the Balkan mind, and before I had been there five
countries to tni!.;; it goL id or bad luck minutes the choir started in singing
or the whole twelvenmonth. This be- 'The Lost Chord,' so I got out."-
ief gives rise to a curious observance. Judge.
l'he visitor before crossing the thresb-
)Id picks up a stone (token of strength) For Quick Reliel' r.m Hay Fever
or a green twig (emblem of health and Asthma and summer bronchitis, take
fruitfulness) and lays it on the hearth Foley's Honey and Tar. It quickly re-
He also brings with him some grains lieves the discomfort and suffering and
of salt, which he casts into the flamea the annoying symptoms disappear. It
and then, squatting by the fireside soothes and heals the inflamed air pas-
wishes his hosts "a prosperous year, a sages of the head, throat and bronchial
plentiful crop and many blessings." se e ad throat and bronchial
Then as the grains of salt burst and tubes. It contains no opiates and no
crackle in the fire he utters the follow- harmful drugs. Refuse Substitutes.
ing quaint formula: "As 1 am sitting. Sold by Jno. RB Thompson & Co.
even so may sit the hen and warm the ---
eggs. As this salt splits, even so may Stupid Husband of a Noted 8nger.
split the eggs of the clucking hen and Catalani's husband, a handsome
the chickens come forth." FWenchman, was even more unintel-
lectual than his wife-be was stupid.
Reptiles' Eggs. Once, having found the pitch of the
Reptiles' eggs are not very attrac piano too high, she said after the re-
tive objects. In the case,of crocodiles hearsal to her husband: "The piano is
and many kinds of tortoises they are too high. Will you see that It Is made
pale colored or white and resemble lower before the concert?" When the
those of birds In shape. But the egg evening came Catalani was annoyed
of the gopher tortoise Is remarkable to fnd that the piano bad not been
for Its complete roundness. It might altered. Her husband sent for the ear-
well be mistaken for a golf ball. Many Peoter, who declared that be had saw-
snakes' eggs are soft skinned, brown ed of two inches from each leg. as
as to color and look for all the world he had been ordered to do. "Surely it
like a number of new potatoes.-Sclen- can't be too high now, my dear," said
tific American. the stupid husband soothingly.
~.Aan nm ck thn P rt r n 4 h y Tll
SA R IT I M E.
The Tarpon came from Carabelle
rid o. Apalahicola, Friday, and
arrived from Mobile and Peneacola
at 19:30 o'clock a. m., yesterday.
The Manteo arrived from New
Orleanp via. Mobile and Pensacola
at 2:30 p. m. Tuesday.
A WE EK'S WEATHER.
The following table rcoordi the max
limam, ltatmum ahd mean tempera-
aure the rainfall and direction of the
rl a fo the twenty-fonr hours ending
at t o'clock p. m., as indicated by U. S.
aj i Rain. I Wind
94 84 89 .00 sw
91 80 86 00 **
90 76 8. .16 no
88 78 84 e
87 78 82 .00 e
91 81 86 .00 se
93 73 83 81 Ise
91 !19 T 851 .99 1
_L=__A t__ _P__ONOMPORO -,P L
... In Hearing.
i TIy Motd unpn tbPe creet of the
, mrsmwttu and gfsed of through the
"Ifrtlng." he whispered. bending
ekwer. fivee me a kiss just one!"
S 'No, Clarence." sbh answered tim-
Sdly: "'someif (,Ue will bear us. There
Sma; loe otbir ears around "
S"titer ears! Wh'by should you think
"Ob. because I have so often heard
of utounitainueers I thought perhaps
th-ere migtit tbe some around. aud"-
Hut J1ti theu there was a mighty
S "-asbh A tniuntain goat had heard
the awrul ;t;n anid jumped over* the
." n*tot*n Tatler.
Through the Cracks.
I bru the celelorattl divine Edward
r' ling was mo a preaching toor in
Cobtklrta two )imfrhlc men of dectd-
ed ~op tl.aVl iaut to hear himo. When
.hbpvr h-ft the ball otne a01 to the other:
r*Wotl. 'tl1lie. what do yoPl. thbintk.
O*." tald t#he (otbe c Umiptmrnutsy.
ttuse Ian's 4 k'kWA r
SThe firnat wMakr set a qAiet ha64d
"a hs st~ier.
sal. aidd bhe. 'YroW'll 6fteUt*, 4
Slight prmplnff tbMrU a era.ck?
Saved From Awful Peril
"I never felt so near my grave,"
writes Lewis Cbamblin, of Manchester,
Ohio. R. R. No 3, "as when a fright
ful counh and lung trouble pulled me
down to 115 pounds in spite of many
remedies and the best doctors. And
.'-. '-t-'lll $ is due solelal
Dr. King's New Discovery, which com-
pletely cured me. Now I weigh 160
pounds and can work hard. It also cur-
ed my four children of oroup." Infalli-
ble for ooughs and colds, its the most
certain remedy for lagriope. asthma,
desperate lung trouble and all bron-
chial affections, 5%. and $1.00. A trial
bottle free. Guaranteed by ell drug-
Making Money Two Ways.
Our tive cetit places. of course, ar
merely tokeus, dt.rlring their purehas
lug power from the li t of the treaIs
uryt T'he metal blanks for them cost
Ouly atisU 141 cents a lit idred. Wbeu
the exlst'-M1e of tulitlpiig tlihe (i'igU.
upl)~t tli'u i# tIddt Iley co(mi to,
#oiUethi.gi t. 11t( $.JiU n ;iJllilon that is
tot fa., ,for tlis a unninutt the govern ment
l'pI itu a A.'f.i K.,' worth of nickel
iI il;ln ;r ;a ear Iroitr of *-!;.0.) on( tbh'
'tansactiuu. Saturdaytl Evt.alni I'ost
Nit Surprised. .
frtal Eqtate iA nt I tell yqu. sir.
the de-fth rat hi this siburb ts lower
than ltt-atuv othlT parl ot fle I county.
Neir Virttlii I th'ifeve y.ou. I wouldn't
be fouud dead here myself.-Chbicag(,
the-Well. I htwi yosr are igoiert to
write a letter to ibe tian who Insulted
you lie tnn actor What. nmake him
a present of my autograph) Not much.
Whatrvr dsigrnve we thave merited.
it to tmost alwayy In our power to rn-
tstall-itJ our nlrutatiot.-La Hoeh*
foucauk.. *f *
From Sickness to Excellent Health.
So says Mrs, Chas Lyon, Peoria, Ill.
"I foun4 in vour Foley's Kidney Pills
a prompt and speedy cure for backache
and kidney trouble which bothered me
for many months: I am now enjoying
excellent health which Iowe to Foley'
Kidney Pills. Sold by Jno. R. Thomp
son & Co.
sGA LD 1IjE ,Is
-5 or 8 doses of "-M" will cure any
:ae of chills and fever. Price 25c.
-Mr. Chae L Armstrong has em- c
barked in the merchant fish business,
with headquarters in the Vickery Bro'. e
others fish house in West End. L
-Package of Four Hanasome High i,
Art Post Cards-No Two Alike-Ouly
Ten Cents. At Buoy Office. It order- s
ed by mail, add Ic. for postage.
-The Tarpon arrived at half-pat 10 d
o'clock, yesterday, and the usual crowd s
gathered to see wr.o came and to watch
the unloading of the heavy freightage. r
-Rev. R. W. Burdeshaw will hold
services in the M. E. church on the
hrst and third Sunday in each month
at the usual hours, morning and even- (
--Blank Warranty Deeds, new re
vised, improved short term printed on
good linen Daper, 25c per dozen: also
blank receipts-200 receipts in a block.
25c each. at the Buov office
-Handsome letter heads with St.
Andrews Bay date line ana views of
either St. Andrews Bluff, or Buena
VistaPoint, at 8c per dozen; aloo, map
of the St. Andrews Bay country on
back of a letter sheet at 169 per dozen,
at the B-Iov office
-Mr. and Mrs. N. M. Worley who
reside something more than a mile
north of Parker celebrated the eight-
oenth anniversary of their weded part-
nership by entertaining a few of their
St. Andrews friends at their cosy
country home last Sunday.
-Mr. C, P. Moates has his fine rew
house in West End nearly finish ed and
expects to occupy it with his family,
thia week. This l one of the finest
houses yet built in St. Andrews, which
is saying a good deal and is a deuidm-d
addition to the West End,
-The lightning preceding the rain of
shortly after noon last Tuesday struck
a tree at the Sheppard residence and
following a wire clothes line to which a
valuable dog belonging to Mr. Karl
Gideon was tied killed it and crippled,
seriously a pup near by i ts motr.er.
-9eo the n ew display ad. of Watson
Bayou Water Front Property For Salc.
The Buoy can vouch for every word of
recommendation to this property stat-
ed in te owners ad. If yon are inter-
ested, the Buoy will take pleasure in
bringing seller and boyer together.
-Mr. Kennedy, who recently pur-
chased the S. A. Grier lot on Drake
street, north of A. T. Brook's holdings.
has the frameup for a large new house,
which is to be completed as soon as the
contractor can complete the job. Drake
street is getting to be a lop.lar resi-
dence portion of St. Andrews.
-Parker lodge No; 1*2 F. & A. M. wil
meet in regular communication next
Saturday at 2.)0 o'clock p. m. Visiting
Masons in good standing are invited
-- An order of. the Grand
"IMse'oFlrida demands that visitors
must be provided with a certificate of
membership from their home lodge and
a full paid up receipt for dues
-One of the crying needs of the south
is not only more and better live ftock of
every kind, but a knowledge of what
good live stock is. Thee is no better
place to get an education along these
lines than where the best of all the dif-
ferent varieties are brought together
that they may be studied by compari-
son. A splendid opportunity to do so
will be at the Pensacola Inter- State
Fair, November 7 to 12
-Calls are posted asking for bids for
crrying the East -Bay mail on a new
schedule to be effective September 15
The proposed orange is for the carrier
to start from Wetappo in the early
morning, meet the northern mail at
Fanama City and return to Wetappo
the same. evening. This will be a
great and appreciated improvement for
all the offices east of Parker and for St.
Andrews as it will take the mail to
these polate, both ways the same day
it is mailed and correct the provoking
delays that have been labored under
while the present schedule has been
-Mrs. Blanchard, whoso home is on
Bayview street, narlyopposite the new
school house narrowly missed having
her home consumed by fre last Mon-
day. Mr. Pierce, a roomer In the
building had lighted ,a gasoline stove
to prooare his Mondayy meal and step-
ped out of hie room for a short while,
duJiag which the stove tank eXipded
and te burning fluid spread about the
room, It was fortunate that the acci-
dent happened at the noon hour when
%ll the household were present and
with a vigorous application of water
succeeded in quenching the flame; but
not until the large glass in a tront win-
dow had melted and run down like lava,
hhc window casing was badly burned
and the walls and ceiling were black
ened by the dense smoke.
- BA. NK O AND S.
BANK OF ST. ANDREWS.
:'J, H. iDilUOND, President
F. BULLOCK. ashierer.
J. H. DRUMMOND.
Judge L. J. REEVES..
T. A. JENNINGS.
C. p3. DUNN.
W. H. MILTON
L. M. WARES
F. BU LLOCK.
Your Patronage is Respectfully Solicited.
-Capt. W. Oliver is now rnnning tte
lunch Sharpshooter for itL owner, Mr.
. W. Masker
-Mrs. Dr, Sncad's mother, Mrs. Wal-
Ice, is,quite il at the family.residende
corner Loraine av inue and Pearl st.
-Capt- Thos. Masker is having an
nine installed in his new launch,
,ulu, and will soon have it ready ior
-Miss Stella Munson, the able as-
istant of the St. Andrews postmistress
w.11 soon be able to assume the entire
lutles of the office in Mrs. Rose's ab-
-Mr. P. Green has recently sold his
new house on Lake street to his broth-
ir, Charles, who resides there. Mr. P,
E, expects to return in about three
months and build upon another portion
of the grounds,
-As the Buoy goes to press it learns
that thel oldest son of Mr. and Mrs.
Thos. Croom of Bennett, near the Sul-
phur Springs had died quite recently,
from the effects of a spinal meningitis
with which he had recently been af-
flicted. No further particulars learned.
-There are at least one I hundred peo-
ple in St.Andrews and vicinity who
could and ought to subscribe and pay
ior the Buoy who do not do so; but it is
safe to say that at least one-third of
that number borrow- and read their
neighbor's copy every week, If they
did but know it, with that many more
subscribers the publisher could print a
considerably better uaper than is pos-
sible under present conditions. .One
would think that local pride would
prompt the people to give the Buoy a
liberal support and contribute in that
way towards making it an up-to-date
paper, rather than chew and find fault
because, perhaps, it fails to come up to
what they think it should,
DEATH OF ANNIE BROWN.
Editor Buoy: A year ago you
chronicled our little Annie Brown's
marriage. Two months after she
was married, her husband was
drowned, and now, the 22d of July,
Annia died and was Cremated Au-
gust 1st at Newark, N. J. She was
taken sick July 6th, with typhoid
fever symptoms. We "feel very
great sympathy for the bereaved
parents in their old age, to be de-
prived of their only daughter, al-
ways such a staff of comfort to
them. Mr. Brown says, "Heaven
always opens to sueh pure sauls."'
L. B. 8.
Annie's early childhood was spent
here in St. Andrews, where she
grew almost to womanhood beloved
by everyone before she returned
with her parents to their far North-
ern home. And the Buoy sincere-
ly unites with its communicant in
sympathizing with the well-known
Pmxzzca tno .,..er.-
-Th'. tir.t organiilzit work of won'.
'a a relief corps wos it'i by l'rl'cli.,'e
'IlilIllt ..ir InI tIl e t'riiitean .;ir a
5 S. Si tuacri ut'rum'ed cxrer pe'p'le I.
hat se'-r.v e at the inir' that it ca.ller
lit so(,i, curi, iis cu' ilnn'.il. 'W il li
S"Citnse'" iton. lr. Htler 'll
n Iti hoot:. "'Ten i( ;r:e a,( (',dtii
.ion." how tlu b)ys iil ('i mli'l e mni
it' (;lil upo'i t ti'i! fo'r tis tnrls skoi'(;'.
iuI d.,y a Icitlar cmt' m ieudeumI'y friu:
\ r;o' uoice tcllin tu us thlit an m ari'a
-loth! s for the !u\'van!;d r at ,'utari
,v.'ad be prized by MIiss F)'jreut:c.
Ni';ht.!':i:gale. At 'n, e in' every chlleg''
'i .com'nittee wa-:s (extemlfoncrtdl of leid-l-
,ne undirglrailutes, clhargd to collect
ire,'rcnis of tinnruol j:ickets. trousers.
"l.;-i7,'rs." rugs, great
In a few hours box after box was
filled witlh these treasures, and all the
boxes were kindly and gratuitously
kickede d for us by the leading upholster-
er of the town. his foreman simply re-
markingi to mue in a tone which General
Gordon would have enjoyed:
"A nice consignment for a lady, sir."
-5 or 6 doses of "686" will cure any
case of chills and fever, Price 25c,
With a Grain of Salt.
The earliest record of the saying
"with a grain of salt" dates back to the
year 13 B. C.. when the great Pompey
entered the palace of Mithridates and
discovered among his private papers
the description of an antidote against
poisons of all sorts, which was com-
posed of pounded herbs. These, ac-
cording to the recipe, were to be taken
with a grain of salt. Whether this
was meant seriously or as a warning
sarcasm is not known, but thenceforth
it became the custom to say that
doubtful prepnrations should be taken
with a grain of salt. From this the
meaning got transferred to sayings of
dc(lhtful truth. "Attic salt" was a
Greek synonym for wit or penetration,
and the Latiu word "sal" had some-
what of the same meaning. It is thus
easy to see how the saying "cum
grano sa:ls" could bhae come to mean
the nec.esslty of accepting doubtful or
suspicious statements "with a grain of
Mc',okai az'd the Lepers.
Tihe ;...u, ir, idl ,of the leper settle-
ment on the Is!ntnd of Molokal Is
wrn>g, says a writer in Harpers
\Ve kly. In:stold of the entire island
being us.(d for (Ihe leper colonyy the set-
ilcenient con:mprisos only eight square
miles oult of a total area of 261 square
.:ilts. Tt o'upiic's a tongue of land on
the nor;hrn side of Moiokai. The
;!orlh,. cnst and \vest shore of this
'Iny s;it are i wash'ld by the I'acitlc,
while on the south side rise precipitous
cliffs of from 1.()00 to I4.00OU f't. which
make the ko ilsntn smcm rvven more
hopeless tlhan tlit b'"utiiful d&rp blue
waters of the sea ever could. The
most difflrult and danng,'rous trail, con-
stantly minnued by governtnmnt guard.s.
folls escape. if it wer:- ever contem-
plated, by the land 'f( 'd-
The St. Andrews Provision Co.
Fresh FruitS and Vegetables in Season.
Bay Front, Near Wyoming Avenue.
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Party's Fate on One Vote.
Instances are common enough in
elections when a single vote turns the
scale, but for that vote to decide not
only the fate of a candidate, but of a
party as well, is rare. Yet a majori-
ty of une in parliament. which may
logically depend on a majority of one
in the country. has worked some of the
oiost momentous results possible. The
classical example Is the act of union
of 1790, certainly among the largest.
most Important and most remarkable
changes ever accomplished by a legis-
lative body. One hundred and six
voted ftr it and 10" against. Then a
majority of one carried the great re-
formi htil in 1832.
Majorities only a little bigger have
ag;ain aud iagin been responsible for
farrenching consequences. A majori-
ty of five threw out the Melbourne
zoverninent tI 1S39. By the same fig-
tre Lord .!ohn Russell's government
was def(iated in 186. Gladstone went
*,ut of office if 1873 because he lacked
three votws. and the public education
;at, one of the most Important ever
passed, wvas placed on the statute
book by a majority of two.-London
Wild Dogs of Asia.
The whole tribe of wild dogs, which
In closely n lled forms are to be found
in the wildctst jungles and woods of
Asia. from the Himalayas to Ceylon
ind from ('lCiio to the Taurus-unless
ihe "golden wolves" of the Eoman em-
pire are now extinct in the forests of
Asia Minor--show an individual and
-orporate coiirage which entitles them
to a high place among the most dar-
ing of wild creatures. The "red dogs,"
to give them their most characteristic
name, are neither large in size nor do.
rhay assemble In large packs. Those
which have been from time to time
menisuncd rind described seem to aver-
age some three feet In length from the
nose to the root of the tail. The pack
seldom numbers more than nine or
ten, yet there is sufficient evidence that
they are willing and able to destroy
any creature that inhabits the jungle,
except the adult elephant and perhaps
the rhinoceros, creatures whose great
size and leathery hide make them al-
most invulnerable to such enemies as
N )tice is hereby gsven that hereaf-
ter the undersigned will prosecute all
parties who unlawfully cut or remove
any wood or timber from their lands,
and furthermore will replevin all such
wood or timber thus trken, in whomso-
ever's possession it mry berfound.
A. J. GAY,
E. R. HOULTON,
WM. A. EMMONS
Won't Need a Crutch.
When Editor J. P. Sossman, of Cor
neilus. N C., bruised his leg badly, it
started anm ugly sore. Many Salves
and ointments proved worthies. Then
Bucklenn's Arnica Salve healed it thor-
ougly. Nothing is so prompt and sure
for ulcers, boils, burns, bruises, cuts,
corns, sores, pimules, eczema or liles.
250. at all druggists.
London's .ig Ben.
Why is the Inrge bell in thle tower
of the house of parliament iu ILondou
called Big Beri? The average London-
er himself seems to have no idea how
It got its name. When the building
was designed Sir Bejamilu Hall had a
great deal to do with carr-yiug out the
plans of the architects, being high
colmmlssiouer of public works, and his
coworkers appreciated the fact that to
him the city of London was largely in-
debted. So when the question came
up in parliament as to the name of the
enormous bell that was to be hung in
the tower a member shouted, "Why
not call it Big Ben?" This suggestion
was received with much applause as
well as with roars of laughter, for Sir
Benjamin was an enormous man, both
in height and girth, and had often been
called Big Ben. From that day on
'the bell whose peal every Londoner
knows has been known only as Big
stopa the cotuh snd heal. luag
TO MY FRIENDS. PATRONS
AND THE PUBLIC GENERALLY
Having made due preparation to
remove with my wood-working fac-
tory to Panama City, I desire, by
this means to inform all my friends,
customers and the general public
that, on or about the 1st of Sep-
tember next, I shall have all ar-
rrangements completed, with new
and up-to-date machinery and
equipment, and in addition to
wood-working, shall install an iron,
metal-working, boat-buiiding and
repairing and a motor engine repair-
ing and equiping departments and
shall be pleased to serve all my old
St. Andrews patrons and friends
and all others requiring services in
either department of my establish-
ment, promising them that in the
future as in the past, T shal em-
ploy every effort to give them all
the best possible service and guar-
C. H. CASEY.
Wm as Well as on a lade iseraMbl
by Kidney and ladder Trouble.
Kidney trouble preys upon the mind,
discourages and lessensambition; beauty,
#Ii vigor and cheerful-
Pfr0 ness soon disappear
when the kidneys are
out of order or dis-
SKidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that it is not uncom-
mon for a child to be
born afflicted with
.....-' weak kidneys. Ifthe
child urinates too often, if the urine scalds
the flesh, or if, when the child reaches an
age when it should be able to control the
passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wet-
ting, depend upon it, the cause of thediffi-
culty is kidney trouble, and theefirst
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to a diseased condition of
the kidneys and bladder and not to a
habit as 'most people suppose.
Women as well as men are made miser-
able with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same'great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect of
Swamp-Root is soon realized. It issold
by druggists, in fifty-
cent and one-dollar
size bottles. You may
have a sample bottle .tt.
by mail free, also a
pamphlet telling all
about Swamp-Root, Home otSwamp-Roo.
including many of the thousands of testi-
monial letters received from sufferers
who found Swamp-Root to be just the
remedy needed. In writing Dr. Kilmer
& Co., Binghamton, N. V., be sure and
mention this paper. Don't make any
mistake, but remember the name, Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the address,
Binghamton, N. Y., on every bottle.
The Mind During Sloep.
"During sleep." says an authority on
mental subjects, "the workings of the
mind are under no control, nnd yet it
seems to h;ve a 'wonderful facnity of
building up and arranglong scenes amtl
Incidents. I remember once having a
vivid dremu of going Into a house the.
furniture and liniuates of which te-
longed to the middle ages. So clear
was the dremin that I had no dlttbi
culty in rec(allhi It, and then as I
went over earl' detail of dress, armor.
Jewelry. ornaumnits and other ,oblects
seen In my vision I realized i tht every-
thing 1 had beheld was htiVs;'l. al:ly
accurate--that Is to say that prci!r ly
in a fraction of : met',ud my uilnd :ind
conjured up a scene to coljitnrct
which, with the same faithfnu!nes to
detail, while awake would have taken
me several hours."
is the only way to describe the poor
child that is afflicted with worms. No
matter how much or how often it eats,
the worms get all the nourishment
from the food. the child gets practical-
iv none. White's Cream Vermifuge
gets rid at the worms quickly, easily
an3 with no bad after effects. Price 25
cts. a bottle Sold by Gainner Mercan-
Ouree Ooldal Prevents Pneumonia
You can't sow thistles and
reap figs. If you plant
Ferry's Seeds you
grow exactly what
you expect and in
make them re-
liable. For sale
1910 Seed Annual
tree on request
D. M. FlUMY a coM
Pensacola St. Andrew & Gulf
Tuesday, 8:30 p m.
Wednesday, 4:00 p. m.
Wednesday, 4:00 p. m.
Wednesday, 2:30 p. m.
Thursday, 9:00 a. m.
Monday, 6:00 p. m.
Thursday, 3:00 p. m.
Friday, 11:30 a. m.
Friday, 11:00 a. m.
Friday, 10:00 a. m.
"t w. 0,
Panama'C i ty,
Wednesday, 8:00 a. m
Wednesday, 0:00 a. m
Wednesday, 10:00 a. M
Thursday, 6:00 a. m.
Thurad 'y, 12:00 noon.
Monday, 6:00 a. m.
Friday, 2:OC a w.
Friday, 1:30 p. m.
Fiida., 11,30 p. m,
:P ASSESS MEI:R, RATES.
Pensacola to St. Andrew anddMillville. $5.00.
Pensacola to Apalachicola and Carrabelle, $7.50.
St. Andrew and Millville to Apalachicola, $5.00.
Pensaeola to Mobile, $2.50.
the abovo rates include meals and berths. 1. 1. o150 Et,
V. W. WALTERS, Gen'l Freight and Pass Agt. President.
JOHN R. THOMPSON & CO..
LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS.
SHOES, HARDWARE, ROPE, PAINTS, OILS. GROCERIES!
A Full Line of Furniture!
Freight Paid on All Goods Except Meal, Flour and Feed to A.ny
Postoffice on the Bay.
J. H. DRUMMOND.
MARTIN G. POST, MANAGER.
The Old PIONEER STORE Business,
Founded in 1878, and built UD by tLe late L. M. Wae,
now Thoroughly Reorganized under New Aanagerent
Solicits the Patronage of Old Patrons
of the House, of the Trading Post, and of new ones as
well, and guarantees uniform fair and courteous treatment
We Pay the Freight ,i,
Feed to any 2.it ,office on tlMi Bay: -
Wheat Does Not Grow Wild.
The existence, of nani m lo!: wvh!i:t 1;
the most muaDentl Iri~in;t s o('iI|irt
the evidence it ifs g.retal thmiti :I iii '
of its cultivatio, in the mn Ore teimpl
ate parts of l'Euroipe, Asio a 'rd Atr'--:
From the evidence addui'eal by t,:tt
nists of hig h st.indliring it s~ s liirlt l
improbable that \\ll(tt has ever be('-
found grcwin, p ers l-ieu iy in a w'i'!
state, although It has often ht'ri ai
served by p(:ets. trnv lers Iland hist-
rians. In the "Ods.vsex tor exaniplp,
we are told thatr vwhn t fornme'ry gre-
in Sicily without lth ,nid ,>f mni. Di,
dorus repeats the tradition that Osrin
found wheat and tlarle) growing pro
miscuously In Palestine. but neither
this nor other reputed discoveries o0
wheat growing wild seem at all cred-
Ible, seeing that it does not appear to
be endowed with the power of per
sistency except under continued cul-
all Goils except Flour, Meal and
Succeed when everything else fails.
In nervous prostration and female
weaknesses they are the supreme
remedy, as thousands have testified.
FOR KIDNEY, LIVER AND
it is the best medicine ever sold
over a druggist's counter.
"My brethren." said Dean Swift in
a sermon, "there are three sorts of
pride-of riches, of birth and of tal-
ents. I shall not now speak -of the
latter, none of you being liable to that
L. E. WARE,
-~ - --- --- I I
Thursday, August 19, 1910
rreparrig For the Worst.
Both boys had been rude t their
mother. She put then to bed earlier
than usual and then complained to
their father about them. So he start-
ed up the stairway, and they heard
"Here comes papa," said Maurice.
j"l am going to make believe I am
"I'm not," said Harry. "I'm going
to get up and put something on."-La-
dies' Home Journal.
Lincoln, sick wtth variloold once,
turned a grim face to his doctor one
day and let a rueful smile appear.
"Do you know. doctor." he remarked,
"It's an I1l wind blows no one good?
I've got something at last that the
efflo cqi-oknT. don't w~np* "
WETA PPO PERSONAL.
Et th APPO Mrs. McConnel of DeFuniak,
Snecear Report to the Buoy
S ruee y r e who has been visiting Mr. and Mrs.
Mr. J. Dyer made a trip down
Booth, in the West End, lett for
the Bay, Sunday to St. Andrews home aturday.
and other points. Mr. J. S. Corey a progressive
Mrs. J. P. Kelley returned Sun- merchant at bouthport, Florida,
day from a week's trip up North was in St. Andrews, yesterday and
Bay, placed his order with the Buoy for
The launch, Water Boy from business stationery.
Pensaoola, with a picnic party from Mr. Joe. J. Trousdale has gone
Farmdale was up the Bay on a to Tampa, on business.
fishing expedition, Sunday. Mr. John Schlegel of Bourneville
Mr. J. L. Kirvin spent Sunday Ohio,.arrived Saturday to have a
at home. visit with his daughter, Mrs. A. H.
Messrs. W. J. and J. R. Kirvin Brake and family for a while.
were up moving the former's l.g- Last Thursday Mr. Robert Scar-
ging ontfit across Snndy Creek, lett of Orange-Hill called at the
Saturday. Buoy office.
Mr. A. B. Sheffield was down! Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Drummond
irom Wetappo Creek, Sunday. left ror Mobile, Friday, and may
Mr. S. F. Morris was on our stay for a month or more. Master
Mr. D. W. Raffield
Mr. M. B. Davis
was here and
was up from
Bay Mercantile COPany,
Washington Avenue Near Bay Front.
H aaquarters For Low Prices!
New Store, New Goods,
Big Bargains in All Lines of
(,atarrhl.Uanniot he Cured.
r With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
can not reach the seat of tle disease
Catarrh is a blood or constitutional
disease, and in order to cure it you
must take internal remedies. Hall's
Catarrh Cure in taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Hall's Catarrh 'ure is not a
quack medicine. It was prescribed by
oae of the best physicians in this coun-
try tor years, and is a regular prescrip-
tion. It is composed of the best tonics
known, combined with the best blood
purifiers, acting directly on the mu-
cous membranes. The perfect combi-
nation of the two ingredients is what
produces such wonderful results in cur-
.ng Catarrh. Send for testimonials
J. F. CHENEY & Go., Props.. Toledo
O. Sold by druggists, price 75c
Take Hall's Familv i'illi, for c.oustipa
H ai Saire ('hr ice.
A p;tithan \itlh ;i iaiili-:.;nt disease
of thIe" thIr' tl
(ialist. Thei surgeoii recomunin idr.ed the
re mvaln oft the lar.I nx '[The patient
exKpreastvd mmn fer that the operation
"Oh. no!" said the surgeon. "You
are sure to recover "
"But." said tlit piateknt. "1 under-
stood that the operation v as serious
"We!I." said the surgeon, "my rea-
scn for sayitig that 'yo'1 ire sure to re-
comer is this: The luor;ality Is nine-
teen otit of twenty. antd I've had nine-
teen deaths aireatly."
ft Nothing Common.
William had became erigaged to a
"very respectable" girl of "very re-
spectable family" indeed, and he care-
fully kept from her the fact that one
of his brothers had once been a board-
er at his majesty's expense In the
county jail. But, alas. a little bird
carried" the item one day to the young
lady's horrllied ears, and when next
she met Wlliamu his heart sank to his
feet. for be instinctively knew that she
"'I have heard." said the lady stiffly,
"that your brother has been in prison!"
*'Yes. yes. I am sorry to say he has.
Mary. But he wasn't in for anything
common. not like getting drunk of
fighting a policeman or sneaking
things.. No. John forged a check, he
,i d!"--London Tit-BitB.
Shows No Impro\ement.
"I don't see bhnt her college educa-
tion has improved her much."
"No. She helps her mother with the
h;:n.r-"wortk j.st as if she hadn't been
,duucated."-Detroit Free Press.
An Apt Simile.
Some men have a career like a golf
ball. They are helped out of one hole
"ily to get into another.-Lippincott'a
kTooAll Eis Money.
Often all a man earns goes to doe tor
or for medicines. To cure a stomach
liver or kidney trouble, take Dr.
King's New Life Pills would quickly
cure at slight chest, Best for dyspep
ia, indigestion biliousness constipa-
tion, jaundice, malaria and debility
25c, at all druggists.
Tell Usthe Character of YourLand
hd Kind of Crop You Want to Grow
and we will fill the order of any grower
in Florida with the fertilizer he really needs
to meet the crop-producing requirements
of his particular soil.
The growers of no other state are favored
with such an opportunity. Most growers
buy from guesswork they just buy a
FertMlizer that's all. No need of any Florida
grower taking chances. We want to know
Sthe character of sll, the kind of crop to be
grown. We have built our reputation on
being unmistakably able to mix a lertUiler
Thirty years of experience in Florida
gives the grower a chance to get a ser-
vice that can be rendered by no other
FREE TRUCK fertilizer manufacturer.
with 1-Ton Order
for Fertilizer. You ought to have that kind of service.
Send your name and address and tell us the number of acres and crops cultivated.
We -want YOU to have a free copy of the Iglo edition of our Florida Almanac.
E. 0. PAINTER FERTII .IT7'R CO.
Herbert Drummond is staying with
his aunt, Mrs. Lydia E. Ware dur-
ing his parents' absence, and Mr.
King is taking charge of their
Messr. Alfred Kirvin and Johu
Davis of Allanton came to St. An-
drews, Isst Thursday, on business
and called at the Buoy office and
saw the Buov Drinted
Mrs. Melton and family who have
been occupying the Rockstead cot-
tage on Magnolia street, left yes-
terday morning for their home in
Miss Ebba Hasselborg started to
go to Pittsburg on East Bay, yes
terday, to visit a while with her
mother and other relatives.
Startled Their Host.
A New Yorker decided to give a din-
ner In recognition of hospitality show-
ered upon him by his friends recent-
ly. lie asked two women he knew to
go to a jeweler's and pick out some
little souvenirs for the women guests,
says the New York Sun. The host did
not know it. but a detective accompa-
nied the gifts to the house. Each wo
man found at her place at the table
a handsome box. When these were
opened there were cries of admiration.
Oue woman drew out a diamond ring,
another an emerald brooch, another a
diamond cre'ent, a fourth a necklace
of pearlt another a diamond tiara.
and so on, until the output of the
boxes represented about $0(.)00. The
host had forced a smile when the first
box was opened. As each trinket re-
vealed seemed more costly than the
last his Jaw fell. Perspiration began
to trickle down his face. whibh got so
red that the women bc\amte alarmed.
Then they explnlind that the jewels
were a joke and were borrowed for
The Picture In the Watch.
The following anecdote Is related ,)f
Jerome Bonaparte: He had been play-
Ing cards until he lost ail h i ready
money, then pledged his rings and
finally laid his watch on the table. It
was a snall, gold one, the back of
which opened with a spring. A lady
overlooking the game amlired the
watch and took It up to examine It.
On her attempting to open the back
Jerome immediately clasped It and
said that must not he done. His wife.
who stoodi by, insisted upon knowing
what was i' It. grew angry, reproach
ed him with having soiuze :keepsake of
a favorite there and tinally, bursting
into tears, quit the room. JCr:)me them
opened the watch b ail showed to at'
present that it conta;iife1 ii t'',e ntifi;
minl;ature of his tirst it'e. l,-.sa, y P', l
terson, wilh theiT i:rlk. Ilu Hse,
hope, thal I coii'ml i% t 'vl p!*rt,'riht
let her see i it i .":is : t : *:s I
he remallned! (1doi''ly art:'-'' r Ii
first wife long after tin, : ,e; .im4;!im n
e t Luc- a'c: r '..'?-'
Superstit iln (ti< i ni ar Ir!'.a 1n ri'e-
north of En;iand Oir: luese.tl t !ts
reckolned h::-L;v un:u ki :r tJhr -)r
mention the word "pig.' andd evi con
sequences can onm:. be averted by
touching told Iron. If that ama:erial is
not at hand its Ianme mu: t be uttered
aloud as the next best thing.
It is no uncommon thing to see a
group of sailors or workmen suddenly
scatter to lay hold of iron railings,
lampposts. e;c., when by chance "pig"
has slipped htl o their conversation.
A stranger to the district was not
long a:.o liizz.led to see four little shoe-
Ilacks, tluat;it tl at a game of cards
on their thlt:v-l;in box. sudd('eiily scramt
ble to their feet. arun to somle irron posts
several :;rdls :awv:y, touch t'hen11 a nd
then return ai'da resui.:!e their uarue
quite umt oicer'ncudly. WVhen he obtained
an es:.pl:nalirion his atnus mac et equaled
his astoiishmuent. ThIe rigin of the
stuip'rsiiti: i seei.js to be uuiluownr.-
Loild .Z w ( riapls.
T;l-e Seven vWi n .:en or Greece.
'I-e se.aN' i V o immeli of mr'eece were
inh l' | of mileins. I'eriia(ler of Cor-
:il.ih. l 'i:i ullm s of I,yndus. C('hilon of
[il.cdi;,. 'r i.n. l S.!on of At lins, i~.i s of
P'rie oe' atdl I'lt:ansia of MItylene.
,Soaile l;e:l 'ir;lli e of Miietus sold a draft
if isl,'.s to a bystander. When the
nets \v:ms (ii:m',vwi in it a.anincd a ,golden
tril)p(. annd the purchaser claimed it
wa.s his, while the fishermen contend-
id !b:it ttlc.y sold only the fish that
'ilmht lIte in the net. The dispute was
r-efe-rr-d to the oracle of Delphi. who
vwavrded the trilpd to the wisest man
in (;ree.rce. Therenul(.i it was taken to
'hailes, wiho declined it and suggested
that it be given to Bias. HIe in turn
refused to accept it. and thus it was
s:nr('cessively dtclilnd by all the seven,
tl y thy wre t hereafter known as the
seven wise men of Greece.
Baby Morphine Fiends
are mnde by all soothing sSrups and
babv medicines that contain opium and
narcotics. McGee's Baby Elixer con-
tains no injurious or narcotic drngs of
an) kind. A sure and safe cure for die-
ordeecd stomachs, bowels and fretful-
ness-splendid for teething infants.
Sold by Galner Mercantile Co.
The Town Coercil of the Town of St.
AndLews met at their office, the Bank
of St, Andrews, for the purpose of
, q aliziii the assessment of r: al state
and personal prouerty of the town iaw:
to hear such persons as feel aggrieved.
No *persons appearing to make com-
pla nts, a motion was made, seconded
and duly carried, that the Council meet
september 2d, 1910, at 3 o'clock p. m.
to equalize the real estate and personal
property of said town. and to hear iauch
persons as f.el aggrieved, and the
Town-Clerk be instructed to cause no-
tlce to be :published in -the next issue
of the St. Andrews Buoy.
Attest: J, R THOMPSON,
Keeping the Piedge.
"Your honor." pleaded a woman ;i
a police court. "1 HmI the nothei of six
children. Last week this uian came
home. and he did not give nilt a cent
of his week's pay. Ever since that
time he has been dotug nothing ut
drink, and he won't work, so 1 w.tnt
you to give him a good long sentence."
"Your honor." said the iniu. "if
you'll let me go this time l'l sign the
peldge for live years anda-
"Don't you let himu do It judge." hot-
ly broke In the woman. '1 I 1a. ea:sy
with him last time. ant he took the
pledge, but didn't keep it'"
"Sure. your honor, 1 did keep it."
said the man.
"Yes. your honor, he kept It all
right," broke In the woman again.
"He swore that he wouldn't drink any
more whisky, but the next night he
came borne drunk on beer."-l'hlladel.
Own Your Own Mind.
Have you ever considered the poest-
bility of doing this' itetneinber that
living in a rta;ted mind, furnished with
opinions bought on the installment
plan, never offers any fi.duceienut with
It for the future. ot only this. but
you are not saving up anything.
The advantages of owning your own
mind will be apparent at a moment's
In the tirst place. you coom. to take a
personal interest, which you do not
feel when it is owned by some ou*
else. Then again the natural Increase
In value redounds to your own prtlt.
You have no one to dictate to you as
to the inside furnishings and decora-
tions. Besides, it makes you more par-
ticular with regard to what you put
into It.' If you live tn a .rented mind
you don't care lmuoh. You will drive
nalUs lo the walls and get generally
careless about it. But when you own
your own mind you are constantly go.
ing about picking It p, Touo take real
pride In It.
Be It ever so bramble, there is no
place like a mind that.you own your-
Wanted No Trimmings.
Little Otlle was much frightened at
a thunder shower, and her father told
her she shouldn't be. as the rain was
good for the grass and her flowers.
Looking up through her tears. Ollie
said. "V-well. why c-cant we have
J-just plain r-rain '--EEchange.
The Intricacies of It.
"Way don't you study the time tsf
ble. and then you wouldn't have iulss-
ed your train"a
"That was the trouble. While I was
trying to translate thebtime table the
train pulled out."-New York Herald.
President Helps Orphans.
Hundreds of orphans have been holn-
ed by the President of the Industrial
and Orphan's Home at Macon, Ga.. who
writes: "We used Electric Bitters in
this Institution for nine years. It has
proved a most excellent medicine for
stomach, liver and kidney troubles.
We regard it as one of the best family
medicines on earth." It invig-orates all
vital .organs, purifies the blood, aids
digestion, creates n appetite To
strengthen and build up pale, thin,
weak children or rundown people it has
no equal Best for female complaints.
Only 50c. at all druggists,
use and beautifies the hart.
notes a luxafriant growth.
er Fails to Restore Gray
.ir to its Youthful Color.
* calp disuee & hair fcallu&.
o10c,and $1.00 st I)UWri@U
Ayer's Hair Vilor, s sow
made from our new Improved
formula, dpes not stain or color
the halr even to the liglhtest
degree. Gray hair, white hair,
blonde hair is not made a
shade darker. But it certainly
does stop falling hair No
question about that.
DoMes nt i can the color of th Tshr.
ormale with s ooh bottle
S 8how it to your
I PO ai olor
Indeed, we believe it will stop every case
of falling hair unless there is some very
unusual complication, something greatly
affecting the general health. Then you
should consultyour physician. Alsoask
him about the new Ayer'A Hair Vigor.
iil4eo by the J. 0. Ayer Op., Lowell, MAs.-
All Named Alike.
A certain Lord Westmoreland fell in
love with the daughter of Child, the
rich banker, who. however, would not
hean of the match. The lovers in spite
of this met secretly and kept their love
alive, while Child complacently con-
gratulated himself that his daughter
had forgotten her whilom lover. One
day, meeting Child In a club. Lord
Westmoreland said, "What would you
do If, like my friend. you were in love
with a lady and her father refused his
consent to allow tbem to marry?"
"Why. rue awv.y with her. of
course;" replied the uri:uspectlng Child.
Lord We'stelorelllad promptly follow-
ed the advice of the banker, who be-
came so irate that he refused to for-
give the young couple and, dying, be-
queathed all of his vast wealth to their
child, Sarah. In -rder to secure the
wealth Lord and Lady Westmoreland
named all of their six children Sarah,
boys included.-Cincinnati Commercial
Crushing a Lawyer.
De Wolfe Hopper was once a wit-
ness in a suit for slander, and the
opposing counsel in the court room
"You are an actor, I believe?"
"Yes," replied Hopper.
"Is not that a low calling?"
"I don't know. but It's so much bet-
ter than my father's that I am rather
proud of It"
"What wvs your father'e calling
may I iakr'
."Be W ,awys,." Mid HoMRr.
To keep your health sound, to avoid
the ills of advancing years, to conserve
your physical force for a ripe and
healthful old age. guard your kidneys
by taking Foley's Kidney Remedy
Sold by Jno. R. Thompson & Co-
A Very Queer CustomW
A curious custom takes place In vl-
lages of the Luxembourg district, Bel
gium, in May. After Sunday sertvid
numbers of lads cluster round the
church entrance and as the girls come
out seize them one by one, one lad
grasping a girl by the shoulders and
the other by the heels, the two lifting
her well up, while a third bumpkin
passes under the human bridge them
formed. This is done in the presence
of the parents, who themselves have
passed through the same ordeal.
His Solo Resting Place.
A precise Boston teacher spent a
quarter of an hour in impressing upon
her class the right pronunciation of
the word vase.
Next day, hoping to reap the fruits
of her labor, she asked, "Now, Johnnie,
tell me-what do you see on the man-
telpiece at home?"
And Johnnie piped forth. "Father's
feet, ma'am."-Harper's Bazar.
Gentleman (hiring a valet)-Then 1
understand you have some knowledge
of barbering. You've cut hair off and
on? Applicant-Off, sir, but never on.
Hewitt-You should make hay while
the sun shines. Jewett-I can't if I
stick to my business of making um-
brellas.-New York Prpos
The Leading Drug Store
THE OAKS HOTEL.
St. Andrews, Fla, On Seacoast.
OPEN ALL THE YEAR.
NEW MANAGEMENT--BEAUTIFUL LOCATION.
G. V. ANDERSON, Manager.
A C u I
Acute or Chronic-Which.?
No matter if your kidney trouble is
cute or chronic Folcy's Kidney Reeme
dy will reach your case. Mr. Claude
Brown, Reynoldsville Ill,,, writes us
that he suffered many months with kid-
ney complaint which baffled all treat-
ment. At last he tried Foley's Kdnev
Remedy and a few large bottles effect-
ed a complete cure. He says, ''it has
been nf inestimable value to me. "Sold
by J no. R. Thompson & Co.
SNear Harvard square, in Cambridge.
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he as a party of students rescued him
and took him home.-National Monthly.
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The village of Enderley was looking
forward to an era of prosperity. When
a stripling in the postoffce called it
a boom Deacon Carder launched forth
Into a tirade against such a proposi-
"Butterworth'E giving' good wages,"
he said, "but you wait till he gits in
a passel of foreign hands.''4
"Easy, Carder, ?asyt They do say
he's buying land all along the river
road and going to put up these new-
fangled model tenements," pacified
Passing down the street, the deacon
saw young Jack Butterworth rapping
at the door of the Dyer girls and ex-
"Either on 'em old enoughh to be
his grandmother, an' Analine bed-
ridden at that Humphi Prob'ly he's
up to his pa's tricks an' wanton' to
buy there an' start a hlfalutin sul-
phite mill. Stuff an' nonsense, I sayr"
Meantime the young man was vigor-
ously using the ancient knocker on the
door of the small white house, but, re-
ceiving no response, was about to turn
away when the sudden shrill blast of
a horn from within assured him that
the dwelling was not tenantless.
"I'm coming," called a high pitched
voice, and a wiry little old lady in
gingham gown and capping sunbonnet
appeared from the garden at the rear.
"Deary me! I was out getting butter
beans, and when I heard sister's horn
I was all of a fluster. But come right
In now, dot
"Sister, this Is Mr. Butterworth." In-
troduced Miss Caroline deprecatingly.
But the sister, an invalid, waved her
hand with impatience. "Don't mind
me. I ain't to home. Been in Japan
the whole afternoon. Just going to
ride out in one o' them Jinny gocarts
this minute. Bay," she continued Ir-
relevantly, with a birdlike change of
demeanor, "did you hear my horn?"
She proudly tapped an old cornet as
"Hear It, Miss Anallne! My ears are
ringing yet. Do you play often?" he
asked, with lingering amusement.
"86,ter doesn't really play," Miss
Carolis hastened to explain.
"No, but she cnn blow like old Bo-
rax," the Invalid rejnlned, with a
shrewd twinkle in her eyes.
"Ber sI. Borens. yor' mean, sister."
corrected the other gently.
"Well, I call him Borax." There was
the insistence of a spoiled child In the
-.MLcck woman's tone. "One toot means
--*'Bome one at the door.' Two toots
mean 'I want you myself.'"
Then she gravely observed, "The Jin-
ny gocart's waiting," and withdrew
her interest from the conversation.
"I'm afraid it's hopeless," he admit-
ted ruefully to his father afterward.
NI the Dyer place didn't happen to be
located exactly as It is-fairly adjoin-
ing the 'river road' property-of course
we'd never give It another thought.
And what would ever Induce thLt
quaint old pair to give up their home?
Those poor souls! By the way, father,
have you ever seen Miss Analine, the
bedridden one, who has a mania for
traveling and so pretends she's con-
stantly on the road?"
Mr. Butterworth drummed abstract-
edly on his office desk before answer-
'ing. "No, but I should think the
change would suit the old lady to a T
Trom all accounts.
"By Jove, father, do you know I be-
lih'e I have a scheme I'm deter-
mined to win yet, but I'll keep my
plan to myself for the present."
"Well, succeM to you, Jack," was
the hearty wish as the paternal gaze
rested admiringly on the animated
ftce. "I Judge the Dyer 'girls' are
likely to have a persistent caller."
Subsequent events proved the truth
of the prophecy, for the following aft-
ernoon saw the runabout again before
the old haKm. The front door was
sJar, and MJ Analtne called with un-
wonted gra':Cosaes: "Come Inl Come
In If you want tot Caroline's over to
Ms' BkiUla, but rm just getting back
from Venice *ael~. Pll be home Itn
a jifty. My," she exulted, "but it's
floe gono0llrg on the Grand canal!"
bSe breathed a sigh of rapture as she
"Enderley, too, is an uncommonly
pretty place to any one who has an
eye for natural beauty," he finally
Miss Anallne's face clouded. "May-
be," she assented reluctantly.
"The town is improving fast," pur-
sued the undaunted youth, launching
lato a glowing account of recent
changes ,and bettered conditions.
"Down In the village, now, on Main
street, there's so much passing it'
onietines absohltety lively."
The black eyes In the withered coun-
tenance shone with speculative appre-
clation, and the speaker resumed: "I
should think you and Mus Caroline 1
would-aheml-take a notion one of
the.e days to move down in the midst
of things, where you'd have more
reIghbors. Haven't you ever thought
1-f selling the farm agd taking a small-
#'r phiee there"
Mr. Butterworth. Sr., would have de-
rp'tled germs of diplomatic talent in
the apparent Innocence with which the
suestlon was proffered, but the old
Lidy was wholly unsuspicious and re-
wlrted with a sniff of scorn: "What
Vankt'e wouil ever lack gumption bad
enough to buyr this fann. do you sup-
poset'; Car'line can't raise a thing on
it but hay 'n' potatoes 'n' puPley, with
a m&ao of butter beaus now 'n' then.
i.eai.les, though I'm away from home
i i ood deal myself. I do seem to need
for oLldreal sfe, aMre Neo oepLes
tls played for a kind of depot."
AAt expression of sly humor lighted
the invtWM' ciatenance, but her Us
taner's manner was merely one of
Prre attention. see," be remarked
quietly. But, Miss Anallne, some peo
pie travl In their own private can
How would It strike you and your sis-
toe if you could get a good price foi
the tErm and still keep the house here
or a sort of ear perhaps? Travel in
it to your new home, say?'
'l a man, be you crazy?" Red
pot burned in the faded cheeks, and
there was stern Interrogation in the
"Lstean, Mis Anallne," was the ear-
Best entreaty, and in reassuring tones
the plan was little by little unfolded
by which the Butterworth company
might gain possession of the coveted
land and yet the two old ladies be at
the same time enriched, while, best of
all, the belated traveler could at last
take a trip in very truth.
Therefore when Miss Caroline made
her tardy appearance she found her
sister sitting upright in excitement, so
engrossed in conversation with Jack
Butterworth that she was utterly ob-
livious to the fact that Snooks, the
gray kitten, was playing with the map
of Africa in a way which threatened
the immediate destruction of the dark
"Caroline," summoned an imperious
voice, "It's high time you got here
We're going to sell this farm, you 'n
I, and take a trip abroad. My, but
won't the Enderley folks stare"'
"Remember," admonished the auto-
crat, "not a word of this is to be listed
till we're ready to start on our triple
Won't it give Enderley a turn, thougb:h
She chuckled as she packed her books
and maps in a neat pile on the stand
at the side of the bed. "Tomorrow.
sister," she proclaimed, "we'll begin
to make over my brown alpaca for a
travelingdress. I wonder if ruffles or
bias folds would look best for any one
But there was no reply, for the mind
of the other was busy with both pros-
pect and retrospect. "How can I give
up the dear old place?" she finally
asked, with a groan. "But such an
offer as he made! 'Twould seem like
flying in the face of Providence to
refuse. Land sakes, though, how up-
set I am!" she wailed.
"That's just it," retoyted the invalid
with asperity. "It's 'land sakes' and
nothing else. Haven't we still got the
house, and aren't we going to live in
a good lot down next to the Baptist
minister's when we get home from
our travels? Caroline Dyer, if you'd
been around the world as much as
some folks you'd likely have more
sense than you've ever got yet. I
should think you'd go now and get
supper with a glad heart llkA a Chris-
tian. I feel to eat a hefty meal my-
self." ht'us admonished, the mourn-
ful one was forced to bestir herself.
Succeeding morrows rolled into the
present and then the past until one
morning a smiling youth arrived with
the gay announcement: "The private
car is ready and horses are in sight
for tbe--baggnge, shall I say? 'All
aboard,' Miss Anallne?"
"Watt till my bounet and shawl's
on," commanded the bedridden trav-
eler. Then, noting an involuntary
smile, she grimly added, "When you're
making a real start for the first time
in a good many years, young man, I
think you'n want to go seemly and
Miss Anallne "received" at different
stages of her triumphal progress, and
the unusual excitement served as a
bracing tonic. "We stop down by the
Carder farm tonight," she announced
on the second day with the manner of
one about to behold untold glories.
but it was the following noon that a
discovery was made which thrilled
Miss Caroline with the awakening of
a hope long deferred.
She was getting dinner at what they
termed a "way station" when she re-
marked with a perturbed expression,
"I declare, Analine, I'm coming to be
as forgetful as old Grandma Skillins.
Why, I should have vowed I had a
big piece of berry pie in the butt'ry
for your dinner, but there ain't so
much as a bite."
She looked at the scanty repast with
regret, but great was her amazement
to hear her sister acknowledge with a
mixture of pride and contrition, "Come
to think of it, that must have been the
identical pie I ate last night."
Miss Caroline dropped into a chair.
"Analine Dyer," she gasped, "tell me
the truth! How'd you happen to get
that when 'twas in the buttry?"
There was no attempt at conceal-
nmet, but a characteristic explanation
was in readiness. "Don't get flustered,
Caroline. You act as floppy as if you
was car alek. You see, 'twas this way:
I got to sort of dwelling on the sub-
ject of China in the night, and from
thinking how pesky the famine was
t~ere I happened to feel a hankering
rbr something to nibble on myself, and
I found I could and did get to the
butt'ry. So there, that's all. Now,
there's no call to tace on," she finish-
ed, for Miss Caroline had thrown her
apron over her head and was rocking
back and forth, shedding tears of joy.
The room seemed suddenly filled
with contentment. A vista of peace-
ful days in which to continue their
brief journey together toward the set-
ting sun opened before the pair, and
two old hands were tightly clasped in
each other as a cheety voice outside
called "All aboard'
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DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR,
U.S. Land Office at Gainesville, Fla.[
Jaly 30th, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that William H.
Lucas, of Southport, Florida, who, on
July 30th, 1905, made Homestead Entry,
No. 36025, (Serial No. 03450), for nw4
of section 17. township 2 south, range
14 west, Tallahassee Meridian, has filed
notice of intention to make final five-ve 'r
proof to establish claim to the land above
described before the clerk of the circuit
court, at Vernon, Florida, on the 8th day
of September' 1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: R. B.
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and C. H. Willlams all of Southport, Flor-
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Notice of Executor's Sale.
Notice is hereby given to all persons
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Honorable County Judge of Washington
County, Florida. at his office in Veruon,
Florida, on the 29th day of August, A. D.
1910, at 11 o'clock a, m., fer an order
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(6) of Block] number thirty-four (34) and
all riDarian rights belonging to tke
frontage *of said Lot number six (6), of
Bay View Addition, according to tho
recorded plat thereof, in the south half of
section thirty five (35) in Township
three (3) south of Range fifteen (15) west
except the 'following described piece or
parcel of said Lot number six (6) to-wit:
Reginningata point which is two hunred
and fifty-eight (258) feet south of the
northwest corner of said Lot numbersix
(6) (and twenty(20) feet north of the nor:
end of the store building ; thence east
sixty-nine (t9) feet; thence south It,
street; thence west sixty-nine (69) feet:
thence north to point of beginning, with
all riparian rights belonging to frontage
of lot. CIARLES E. BRACKIN,
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June 4th, 1910.
Notice js hereby given that John D.
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Novenler 30th, 1908, made Homestead
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and e of sw, section 9, township 1 south
range 14 west, Tallahassee Meridian, has
filed notice of intention -to make final
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to the land above described, bef-re the
clerk of the circuit court, at Vernon.
Florida, on the 1st day of September
ClI imant names as witnesses: Jos.
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mony. Edward Hammertolhias tak-
en to himself a wife. I will read arti-
cle 7 from our constitution, applying
to his case:
"When any- member shall become en-
gaged or has been married he shall pay
a fine, and his membership in the club
shall cease. He shall state the arts by
which he was snared. If there are palli-
ating circumstances In his case he shall
not pay the whole fine, but such portion
of it as the club may consider a just
amount in his case.
"Mr. Hammerton will dow make his
"I assure you, gentlemen," said the
retiring member, "that no intention
whatever to desert you ever entered
my head until a diabolical combina-
tion of young women in the town
where I live forced matrimony upon
me. These persons organized a club
based on a custom prevailing in a for-
eign land. Between the mountains of
India and Persia, I have since under-
stood, is a powerful tribe, among
whom the ladies can choose their own
husbands. All a single woman has to
do when she wishes to change her
state is to send a servant to pin a
handkerchief to the hat of the man on
whom her fancy lights, and he is
obliged to marry her unless he can
show that he is too poor to purchase
her at the price her father requires.
"Inspired by this suggestion from a
land where secret venomous methods
underlie all social conditions, every
unmarried woman in the town where
I live formed a club-rather entered
upon a conspiracy-to force the bach-
elors into matrimony. One morning,
being about to leave my home, on tak-
ing my hat from the hall closet some-
thing soft and scented fluttered against
my hand.* I shuddered. I had touch-
ed the Indian poison flower and was
reminded of its waxen petals and its
seductive odor. Taking the hat to the
light, I saw pinned to it a blue silk
handkerchief in one corner of which
Swas embroidered my monogram in
white silk thread. Observe, gentle-
men, the insinuating method of this
designing creature. She not only knew
how dear to every man is his alma
Smarter, but she was aware that blue
SIs the color of my college.
"Mind you, gentlemen, I did not at
Sthe time know of this society or of its
malevolent purpose, for the members
kept both secret so long as possible. I
asked my butler how the handkerchief
came to be pinned to my hat. He
said that the servant of Miss Eugenia
Tomlinson, living at the other end of
the street, had called before I was
out of bed, asked for my hat and at-
tached the handkerchief. Why he had
done so he did not state.
"Going to my club after I had break-
fasted, I sat down to a cigar and a
paper. In the paper I read a full ac-
count of the organization and prac-
tices of this pestilent Indian plant that
had been imported to our soil. I also
read a list of the bachelor heads that
had already fallen and was aghast to
see the names of two of my most inti-
"'Great heavens,' I cried, the per-
spiration stating out on me, 'aud I
have already received a deadly Black
"The lady who had thus marked me
for matrimonial misery, both from her
beauty and general attractiveness, was
all powerful. Any man on whom she
pinned the skull and crossbones must
walk the plank. There was no hope
for him. Nevertheless, though seeing
the signal 'to heave to, I made up my
mind to pay no attention to it. I
simply sailed on minding my own
"Why didn't you take to an aero-
plane?" a member interrupted.
"Rats!" "Buncombe!" "Brave boyl"
and the like greeted the speaker.
"One week after the receipt of the
signal." he continued, "the period
given blacklisted bachelors by this
club, I met one of my most respected
woman friends on the street. She
cut me lead. The same day I met
several others and received the cut
direct from all. Here was, indeed,
a boycott You must remember,
gentlemen, that, although we do not
wish to surrender our Independence
to these creatures, to beostracized by
them is a serious matter. In time I
was cut by every unmarried woman in
town. Besides, the most attractive
married women were honorary mem-
bers of the club and joined the boy-
"And then, gentlemen, appeared the
most alluring feature of this malig-
nant scheme. Last of all my femi-
nine acquaintances I met the girl into
whose toils it was intended that I
should fall. A oaductive blush over-
spread her features, a bewildering
smile parted her vermilion lips and
showed two rows of pearls beneath;
then a modest dropping of the eyes.
These women who had united to as-
sist in snaring me were all denying
me the benefit of their society for the
purpose of driving me like an inno-
cent bird into the opening of the net
intended for me."
At this point in the speech there
were groans and cries of "Poor boy!'
"Innocent bird!" "Where's his moth-
err' "He's going to cry!" and the like.
"Here, fel-I was going to say fel-
low bachelors; alas, I can call you
such no longer!--I took that first step
which leads to the final inevitable fall.
I turned and joined her. Like the ine-
briate who sips the first glass of wine
that he knows will drag him down to
his ruin, I submitted myself to a pres-
ence which I knew would steal away
my brains. I umi.ht as well have
swallowed lat;, *\:.uI?."
Disagreeable at Home;
Lots of men and women who are
agreeable with others, get "cranky" at
home. Its not disposition, its the liver.
If you find in yourself that you feel
cross around the house, little things
worry you, just buy a bottle of Ballard's
Herbine and put your liver in shape.
You and everybody around you will
feel better for it. Price 50e. per bot-
tle, Sold by Gainer Mercantile Co.
"Run for a stomacn pumpr-
"Pour water down his throat!"
These and other such calls came
from the unsympathetic members of
the club. The benedict continued his
"My intention, gentlemen. in joining
her-so I persuaded myself; 'whom
the gods wish to destroy they first
make mad'-was to say something to
her to cause her to desist in her in-
tention to enslave me. I began in this
wise: 'If my circumstances were such
as to enable me to marry I should es-
teem myself honored beyond measure
in being invited by a lady in every
way so calculated to inspire my es-
teem. But my income, only $10.000 a
year, is barely enough for my own"-
Cries of "Dead give away!" "Selfish
brute!" "I'll bet she's going to cry!"
"Who said cry?" asked the confes-
"I did," replied the homeliest mem-
"That's exactly what she did."
"I knew it," said the homeliest
member. "A member of the club told
me in confidence that certain instruc-
tions are laid down for the irls. the
principal of which is to cry."
The confessor groaned and went on:
"We were walking toward the girl's
home and at this point reached her
door. She bnrst into a passion of
tears and ran into the house, shutting
the door behind her.
"I stood looking vaguely about me.
not knowing just what to do. I wish
ed a policeman would come along and
run me in. I had an undefined sense
of having committed a crime. It
seemed to me that I had pl!nI.''d a
dagger into the heart of the girl who
had left me. I went to rmy club. light-
ed a cigar, smoked it two minutes and
threw it away. I went Into the bil-
liard room, knocked the balls about
for two minutes more, threw dow ii
my cue and. shoving my bands In nmv
pockets, walked up iand du\on tu Ihe
hallway. Several of my friends came
in, but somehow I wanted to get rid
of them. They all wanted to know
what was the matter with me Oiwn
of them pestered me, telling me about
some liver pills he had used with
"I dined at the club with another
I surprised hin by ordering my des
sert immediately after the soup and
undertook to carve a bird 'n cross sec-
tons. You see, the poison tia deutered
my blood and -was crawling through
the veins to the ho:rt Wihen the din-
ner was over 1 told my friend I was
sick and was going home to bed. I
Lied. I had nei er before told a delib
rate lie. You see the efetct of this
Indian flower with its noxious but
ecstatic perfume. Facile decensus aver-
ni, which, being interpreted, meaus.
'When a man makes a false step the
descent into iniquity is easy.'
"When one has committee a crime
he feels an irresistible desire to visit
the spot where it was enacted. The
spot where my crime had been perpe-
trated was a few steps from the home
of the girl who had inoculated me. 1
went there. I was possessed with a
desire to apologize for a sin I hadn't
committed. I rang the bell, weit into
the house and sent up my card."
"Gone up!" cried a voice.
"He'll never go there any more,"
"Gentlemen," continued the confes-
sor. "I sat with wildly beating heart in
the drawing room till I beard a rustle
of skirts and the t:ip of a tiny heel
on the srt:lr. -uae A i .'.oa la er itli'e
in the (<' rw;!,v s'o,,.j! \x Lti s-lo I call
it'--a vision el :of -.,.,s &i d.':;iin
"Gtntei meni. I niiti e ti;, i n-l ."
"Go ou." "D. ).:;'t I t.v ~:', had one
li e that' !" "!it:P '-S :; |i ire-irln ;ire
nothing Io it'" )tj ,\t( r ,uti e b !dt li
cate, or. ;it least. ii;ervw'-.t. crie-s filled
the room. The pr.o-ei,,e!-I rat!(, t- for
"Fellow bachelors." he said. "we
have all listened to the -rontession of
our unfortunate ex- liemitl.er. ind I
know there is not onie ,,f us who has
not listened with exul.raut sympathy
Expressions of opinion aa to the
amount of the fine he shall pay are
now in order. You are. aware that the
amount lies hetwe(en $1:0) and $50~."
"I move." cried a voice. "that on ac-
count of the united pressure brought
to bear and ihe boycott (unusual cir-
culustanuces) tbe tine be remitted en-
"And I move," said another, "that
the fine be doulbled It's my opinion i
that our ex-brother was a willing vic-
"And I n;ove." sald the homeliest
man. "that the ladles of this city be f
invited to coigr:iniz< one of these Indian i
':izen s,,ocii-i.- rk.;llt here along us." I
At t;is thitre were groaun and cries a
-f "Put hlih ut .i!" "Rtnegade!" "He's r
wern infe-cted!" under which the home-
iest in:l if tr; W to flid f
" e prl,'.l i s!" id. 'ne it is
,Ge.,lt -ii- h- s, id. "since it is u
left with 'me to name tU'e fine, I will
say that I agree with our fellow mem-
ber who says that the circumstances
in this case are unusual, and I will
remit the fine altogether."
The confessor arose for a last word.
"Gentlemen," he said, "1 insist on
paying a double fine. My descent nuto
Avernus is worth a hundred times the
His Treasurer Knew.
Ile who goes into puliti,_s Aust re-
member what he is recorded to have
said, for it is the habit of the sharp
nosed pubile to search out past uttar-
ances and hold the candidate responsi-
ble for them. John Burns, says Mr.
Grubb in his life of that labor leader,
once made the slip of remuarkiug that
no man was worth more thai 500 a
year. Accordingly, when he became r
cabinet member with a salary of 2,-
000, he was obviously open to attack.
When he first met his constituents
at Battersea after he was made Ipresi-
dent of the local government board a
candid friend recalled the statement
about a man's worth by calling out iii
the middle of his speech:
"Wot abahlt that 'ere salary of 2,-
Mr. Burns was equal to the occa-
"That is the recognized trade union
rate for the job," was his ;pt reply.
"If I took less I would be a black-
"Wot yer goin' ter do with the 1.500
over?" pursued the inquisitive ques-
"For details," answered Mr. Burns,
"apply to my treasurer, Mrs. Burns."
One of Dr. Hale's Jokes.
When he was q'tite a young man the
late Dr. Edward Everett Hale played a
practical joke on some girls who were
members of a party with whom he was
'summering on the Massachusetts coast.
All there girls were reading the sarn)
exciting novel, and one day at dinner
it was a leading topic. Knowing rl't
none of them had( f.nil-l-d it. IIHle. un-
k:mown to them. carrl-'d it aw:\ry witi
him the next :;i..riin when h,- ;it
to the city. On the train he wrote an
absurd (oiclusion to Il.t- .' .*'. l:r.ii',:
the final :-, ene at the. ns _ : b --
C.'rr' in, this bol us .,,i?''ii liu to u
publisher, a friend of is. Iir had It
put in type. and then, carefully remov-
ing the bone tide conclusion. Ihe i-t. J
in his own. On his return he 1b,.0l I
the book on the piazza and waited.
The look which spread ovrr a girl's
face as she read that last ch.:t. tr was.
Dr. Hale declared, worth goi ;g far to
see.-Woman's Home Conmpaiil'on.
The Flying Dutchman.
The Flying Dutchman was a ship
which was sometimes visible from va-
rious points of land, but more part'--
ularly from the Cape of Good Hope
in very stormy weather. The story
runs that her captain once swore so
fearful an oath that as a punishment
for his blasphemy he was condemned
to beat about the oceans until the day
of judgment. The Flyina Dutchman
was never known to get into port and
was generally seen sailing under full
canvas before a strong wvi:d. 'The
myth is generally understood to have
had its origin in the wafers-qut, vilch
in the distance resembles a sailing
One evening just after dinner a
young husband of Indianapolis was,
in accordance with his custom, giving
his better half the gist of the news
when suddenly he laid down the paper
with this exclamation:
"By George! Here's an account tell-
ing how during the recent storm off
the New England coast a ship loaded
with passengers weut ashore. 'Why,
that vesselIbelonged to my uncle Tom
"How fortunate!" returned the young
wife. "And just think how glad those
passengers were to got to d:'" land!"-
Cincinnati Commercial TIibuuie.
The Poor Milkman.
A family living il an e:rstern cfty
found a good de~a of cream on t b'Lt-
tIe of milk whli'cb led te,:Po stal di'g
overnight, and wlien the driver alliedd
in the morning the pleased servant
held it up to the light and said. "Look
here, I have never seen anything like
this before on your milk."
The man looked at it for a imomc-t,
scratched his head and replied, "Well,
I don't know what's the nmtter, but
you can throw it out, and I'll give you
a fresh bottle in its place."
Marble polishing is simp!e and
quickly done. The cakes are carried
from the sawing room and piliccd on
a flat revolving Iron table. T'le iriu
brushes off the rough particles on the
surface, and the operation takes about
fve minutes. Then the slab is at-
tacked by a man with an emery whool.
Three grades of emery are n ~, and
It's only about a minute to each gra.e.
Next come three doses ,of felt, eah
time the felt gr'nwh!g finer in g.ide.
The felt is attached in a layer to a
fat wheel, spun by el-ctricilt y, a;d as
It hums you can ci s the muarh'c .-
gnu to sparkle. The ti.i.s;ii-g : -t-es
ire put on with the Use of a fi:e f-it
rub. oxalic acid ald oxide cf :::.,
The operator simply smears thie :trs-
face with the mixture, gives a couple
of minutes' vigorous turn tf the \whiel,
und the slab then gcea to the packer,
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He Told-How He
Forced Into Mat
By F. A. MIT
Copyright, 1910, by Am