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Title: St. Andrews buoy
Uniform Title: St. Andrews buoy
Alternate Title: Saint Andrews buoy
Physical Description: Newspaper
Language: English
Publisher: Emmons & Lynch
Place of Publication: St. Andrews Fla
Publication Date: December 30, 1909
Frequency: weekly
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Subject: Newspapers -- Saint Andrews (Fla.)   ( lcsh )
Newspapers -- Washington County (Fla.)   ( lcsh )
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Spatial Coverage: United States -- Florida -- Washington -- Saint Andrews
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General Note: Description based on: Vol. 3, no. 27 (Sept. 28, 1893).
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VOL, XIXk


ST. ANDREW,8 FLA,, DEC. 30. 1909.


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Ss OP.iiCIAL DIi TORY. n ..
SS. Senator-i-c- District, W.OH. Milton, Mari
Sanan ad District, T. P. TAliaferro. atcksonvlile:
.Rvegwentatives-i st District, S. M. Sparkman
aritpa; d District, rank Clark. Lake City;
3d District, Danitte H. Mays, Manticel o.
lwnd Ofi0.-Registrar, Shields Warren; RtCeiv-
r H. S. Chubb, Gaiesville
tii Governor, Albert W. Gilchrit; Setiretlary,
H. C. Crawtord Treastrer, W. V. Kit tt; Attor
ney-Ge-eral, Park M. Tramnmel o i tr.e..,
A. j. Croom; Supe ntendent of P.bli. In.tr.c-
tion. W. M. Holtow y; Commissioner of Aghi-
culture. B. U. XE in;i Chetust, R. E. Rose;
Geolog'st.&B, H. Sell ftsti Auditor. &nesf Amog
Adjutan -General. Clifford R. Foster; Rail-
road Comissiones'---R C. Ddnn; I. Hkudson
Burt N. A. Blitth and S. E. Cobb. clerk.
ktate Snatob--.Buell Cook, Chip et.
Washington County--Representative. R, L. Mc-
Kensie, Panama City; CountY Judge, I. A.
Hutchison Clek of Cobri, Count- Cle ,.Rk -
rde of iDed, W C. Locky; Sheriff, C. G.
n Verntn DeputyC Danford Tax
VoU S_, W. B:. O -iner; Treasurer. H-.. Tiller,
Verno tor.I Assesso J. J Williams. Chipley;
VeunYrat B. F. P Gainer. Wausau;
S.lins Vernvon'. Cot Com:-
mission.ers, First District, Tom .ro Se
ond District, S. W. Bush;Third District. I M.
Simmons; Fourth District. B. F. Evanse Ftith
.District. J H. Porter.
t. AadICW,, Tow-aYOr. h U o
Clerki jc. R. T ompon. Mati.ial ;
ArmstroI;O AldermeR n L. M. Waire Georte W.
ubtr j ..L Vier J. Tu tt ey;
N-. flC; ,A. Emn O_.. s. H. BH ie, P. Ba-
lacr; School Directors W. Si rbt Ser. T'. .
D. Gainer, G. Pqst, A. H. Brake; ostmiter
IyM. m. os_ master. 'Mrs. Belle Bootiid
Deputy Sheriff. Ai Hogeboom- justice of
Millvillel-Postmaskr........ Justice of
the Peace, G. d. B. Harries; sble, J H.
Daffin.
Parker-Postmaster. F. M. Bouelle; Nithry
Public, W. H. Parker. ,. i.
Callowy-rPOsmstis ter. M N. Carlisle,.
Alan ton-Postmaster,. Andtrew Allan.
West Bay-Postulastet. . ... ........
SouthportPBostmas F B*Sln.tt
LPay-Postmistress. Mrs. it. CI]t.
Bayhead-Postmaster. Mashburn.
ook--Postm aser, J. J. Fowler.
e tappo-p--Postnrisires, Mrs. Dear.
ufee---Postmaster, Ja.iies M.murtee.
houn County, Cromantir ipostmaSter, No
Hoskins. o f
ailrmdah_--Postmaster W. F. Woodford.
RELIGIOUs.
#jt fl1i-bhurch Wyomlin ave, and Pearl st,
ei. Herman S.Howard, postor;pred hing ev-
6'7 seSdnd Sunday morning and evening; Si-
day School ever Sunday at a. i.; Prayer
service every Thrsday evening at .8 accok,
methodist Bij OniftsO--Chnrch Washington Ave
and C-es nUt t. Sda, ySchool 9:30 a. i..
esbyterian--CHdtih edre r sirtilns A.e. and

tree, pastor. ..
.41ttholic-C-hureh 6 M 14tl Wydrlni Ate; rnd
Poster St.

t~dge No& 142

SP gulat CSmlflr i-
Spci~l aications on the first
"A~ed-pa and re third Saturdays
ifi each month.
VuaVl isitlg Bruothier
PIF&'tERULYt IN EITID.





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NTON ERSH.OJAN WUS


a EW ansd Schlre ary ciy.
w. 314oc0 at sN3
rotary Public for State at Large; has jourisdictln
aeknowledgements, etc., anywhere In Flditta.
Spbcill attention given to land conve ances
and marriage ceremony performed for lawfully
S qualified parties. Ofie at the Buoy Offtm,
ot. Andrcewa
ANTON J. H. JANSK NiUS
Ibtctr of Medicine. Graduate of the University
of Bonn. Germany. Chronic Diseases and dis-
ases of Women and Children my Specialty.
F. BULLOCK,.
rotary Public for State at Large. Solicits official



corner of Loraine avenue and Cincinnati Street.
All Notarial work solicited and given prompt
attention.
JOHN STIRROCK.
lice of the Peace. pist. No. Office at resi-
. dtne in West End. St. Andrews;, btt carries
his seal with him at his business anor is f,'re ille
to apply his jurat to instruments; wherever
found. Attends to official business in his juris-
dittion, Collections a specialty.
V. H.A PARKER,
Rotary Public for the State of Florida at Large.
Office at Parker, Fla. Conveyancing and pay-
ment of taxes for non-residents; specialties.


For 8ale i
We ofer for sale a strip front the
south side of the north halt of the
fiorthrwit gqirtet t if tton 10, town-
ship 4 south, range 14 west, ruaping
froih the school house t6 Wated ttlyott,
Adjoining Millville o thie south., 'i1l be
sold in iere, ctifAttel, r bhalftacre ,lots.
the price asked will be tccodtagii to
tocattod. A A. .lk+tot -

Hexamfthyle'letetramide.
'he aboue is the name of a German
h'bemitcal, which is one of the many
valuable ingredients af Foley's karitey
remedyy. fieariiethtletietetfamine is
recognized by medical text books and
authorities as a uric acid solvent and
iztiseptio for the urine. Take Foley's
kidiey Remedy as soon ia you notice
tny irregularities arid avaid a serious
- :ydv( Sold bfy all dritegeistl
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;'.-,Ib in Mean Attir.
'i. ilir. aot etiquette require nobled t@
ali'parc before their sovereign meanly
lad ? This itngular custom cetlrictet-'
jzed ioutirt crt'enmolral int aneent MUexie
itrfdat* the Aztec dominion. When the
runtilr It'ird and grandees bad occasion
to Kt1t thib presence of Montesuma
l byt etIi- f lfte the obligation, as Td.
rihio r Henllvente, who tfeeofbftanied
te (:;-: ,iltTad;lor Cortes, testifies, of
*s:.i,:- i d v. iitilnous mantle of poor
0 4,;i :i;i **.(ditinta grosera y pobre),
v :. ii ,,1,, 'y covered and concealed
,. br.:" i lb t ien of suab.
; rr l t uuritililatloa. thOe *04
:r-d out of tie' I hTo ef the
'* + ;., tilEh comidt el caste,
l rweqited ti* strict ob6f5v.
tl ," of this custom by a4tt~ ie *ft
-a uuit into the empesors prft Cie; witil
fhe exception of person of tfhe'foyb
6lood. Any one seeking a udieCi of
f he emperor bad to don these coiheior
lotbes on his arrival at the palace.
Barefooted andr wretchdly clad, h"
was led before the bsOvreln and with
downcast eyes made his request, with
every outiard sign of abject subsrv-
lence.


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PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY
AT ST. ANDREWS, FLORIDA.
$1.00 a lear in Advance.

Entered Sebt. 3, 1030 at St Andrews,
Fla., as second class .itattr, under
Act of Congrress of Eai-tbh d, 1879.


WILLIAM A. EMMONS
PROPRIETOR.

Display adv; fates, 50c. per inch
per month; Positibii and extra-
ordinary condition rates subject
to special agreement.
"Local Drift," 5c per liifitfist in-
sertion; 21c per line each subse-
theit. Display lo als double
above rates.

It this paragraph is checked with a
blue pencil it isa reminder that your
stibebriptitO has expired and that two
or thbre extra numbers will be tent
you that no break may occur should
ybu choose to renew.

AbVit#TtSIN G ST. ANDREWS.
Contril uted.
Just as an ithlstratioti of what
one live business man who is not
afraid to devote some money, time
and good solid business sense to
advertising can do, it is worth
while to note the following: Mif: H.
N; Welles came to St. Androws six
months ago. Ht had been a ptbm-
inent Hotel and Club-House maini-
ager in Texas and several of the
tlirtherh states. As has happened
to miaty another he became eham-
dred of our beatitiful bay dotiittty
aid decided to stay and see if ihe
outld work up a busihesi. His
plan has been th first draw the at-
tention of the best r6ptesentative
people of the'horth afd the south
and awaken their interest in thp
land of his 'dbption-knowing full
well that if they once saw this
beautiful "Arm of the Sea," they
wotld become as enthtisiastie over
it at hnlsel f,,-tihd thaehe could "do
business" with them. He went
about this by means of personal
letters, descriptive circulars, and
reading notices in the Buoy and
and other papers. He has made it
a point to state only exact truths
He says, "I had rather that people'
coming here would find more than
less than I tell them of. In that
event they will stick; while if I
should overdraw, those who come
looking for things which we have
not, would not appreciate what
we have and would go away with
exaggerated tales of bad faith be-
sides that. T have siicceeded fairly
well through life by telling things
as they are and letting them hit as
they may, and am too old to
change now." As evidefic that
he has hit the right system, he add
his agents are receiving letters frohf
All ovet the north and from three
of the southern states asking for
further particulars regarding gedt
eral conditions, land values, rentals
and accommodations. Such men
a9 John Watiaminaketl the iiier*
dhant pfinee of New York and
fanik Mwifseiy, the magazine pub-
lishe'r, write him asking if they aind
their friends can be cared for if
;hey come down this winter. Mt
Welles is not making public his
plates; but that he will take care of
ill who wish to come and will bet-
ter serve their wants than has
been customary at iewv places of
'esort, those who know him ate
,Ohfident,


I ONLY A GOVERNOR.
Hittrorous Page National (Democratic:
Monthly.
Governor Gilchrist of Florida
who Was one of the many govern-
ors accompanying President Tafi
on his recent trip down the Missis-
sippi, has discovered a new defini-
tion, which he will endeavor to have
placed in all the standard dictiona-
ries. Here it is:
Govertiof- A small potato.
"At dape Girardeau I got off the
St. Paul expecting to etcomptSyi
President Taft to the State Normal
School,""e saad: '
"A loig line of automobiles wa~
drawii Up on the main stret and I
expected to ride ifi one of them;
'GuSss you cant;' said my es-
cort' a member of the lbbal recep-
tiion comnihttee,
'Whye I adked:
"'Weii' he replied, 'you;'e oiily
a [governor. Those machines are
for the president, the diplomats
and the newspaper men.'
"We walked.'%

CLAY COULD PLAY 8EVEN-Uti;
Looking at a picture Col. Heiify
Watterson was reminded of an old
print which hangs in the Henry
Clay Ihomestead at Ashland, .near
Lexington, Kentucky.
*"At the famous Congress of
Ghetit; which assembled in 1814,'
said Ctl Watterson, "and'of which
Talleyrand and Wetterwich were
leading figtues; And where the sign-
ing of the Treaty of Peace between
England and the Uitited States was
witness, Clay, Adams and Gallatin
were three of our country's com-
missioners;
"Gallatin attended a church fair
at Ghent and won a picture at a
raffle. Clay liked the picture and
fold Gallatin so, and it was agreed
that they should play a game of
seven-up for its possession. I have
heard the incident related' from ohe
who heard it forn Clay's own lips.
'Gallatin thought he could beat me
at seven-up,' said Clay, 'and we
played--,and there's the pictures' !

AFTERR IN KENTUCKY.
Congfessman Ollie James wts
driving though a hilly section of
kentucky on a pleasure jaunt .rid
happening to notice a well beside a
farmhouse. pulled up arid asked the
farmer if he could give him a drink.
"No, sah, as much as I woaild
like to 'comodate you, sah, I can't
do a thing for you. But if you'll
pull in at Joneses', 'bout foh miles
ahead, you can get something, "
said the farmer.
"But I thought I noticed a fine
well here on your place?' said the
big congressman.
"Why, I didn't know you want-
ed water. I thought you wanted
a drink," said the farmer, who
thereupon invited Marse James in
to help himself from the iron bound
buckets

T-o or a itna.
Mrs. Boggs--I bite to hade a man
always complaining about some little
thing. Now. my husband is continually
harplng on the lace curtains. Mrs.
Woggs- Yea. uand fny husbfhtla has been
kicking on ojr- front door teveiy morn-
ing iti 8 6'clockt for the.past twenty
years.- Ptirck.

Kept Him Bukby
"ioln haven't had time to m iitf ith.v.
friends? Then you have lived in v'hn."'
"Not on your life. I've managed to
make some bully enemies."-


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Henry Took Ann at Hr
S Word, but Little Jim-
n my Rebelled.
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By LOUISE OLNEY.

Copyright, 1909, by Associated IAt-
I erafy Press.

Ann Mark's e.e flsbfheI. r4rl s
her name, she refuspi to rtuin iSry-
Jasper. HE stood before er a rIltul
.awkwafrdly. but yet a man that most
women would have considered kindly.
He was not forty, well off for the sim-
ple community. highly respected, and
his wife, Caroline, had been dead three
years. Ibfing a mere man. bow could
he knidt tiat fAti bis ld S~hoolmate,
had suffered agonies wlherd as a young
man be had courted ani married her
cousin?
No one knew *hi Ann had not mnar-
ried. She never wore hef tieart on her
sleeve. Now, in spite of herself, her
heart softened to him, noting how his
hand ruffled his hair as it always did
when he was puzzled and unhappy.
"I never d1 (think I could be second
best in diiy man's life." she went on
rather trheil.. "And I don't see how
at my age, thirty-five, arid I dia' care
who knows it-I don't ae hbiv I can
begin playing m6thde {d aiothlei" wo-
man's child. The boy will bate me. as
all children do a stepmother. No; ask
some other woman." The man flushed
angrily,
"Don't insiiif ie. Ann. You know T
don't want any other woman. I've al-
ways-you know I can't tell you what
I always thought of you. It wouldn't
seem fair to Caroline, who did her beet
by me.'*
The world kheW sli bhad been a
weak. fretful, untidy woman. jealous,
thrlftless, her baby Iwnnty gone In a
few years. And It knew or his loyalty.
Hie ceinld not tlll this woman how in
lie ypnrrs he had dlien about his house
helping Caroline his heart ad gone
unt to Ann' rheery strlPdth. her
wholesome. hciI hy k kindness. i He tried
rip word more.
"Anin. If yon livnw low I needed yon
'n every wyiv ai WOirvtll r'olne. To yon
'ti'lk T :iirt fr o tilftle ho to love?"
"'rill ie '....k Vin'l nri.. T-i.e tuinned
t. rh nw\lv. elliioIed into his bnggy
*'rl dlrvio to lls own r.rrmn. Ann sat
:hIklfrirg. fn"o sfl remneniherd many
'hlub-. hi. fnallHy rose and went into
'ier si ler's honi4C whore qhe w;s visit-
Ii'. 11ilv I,,ik'fld nt hPr curlonsly as
!ie entl redI. wallin' to he toild some-
ltiu~. frrr ,t'li had gIre'pr.d Henry'sn
-rrrud. P.Brt ht wnas forced to respect
Ann's ,i!enc.: '
In the (crfi oiflljiher mprning Ann
.tartedp out fwr n wnlk. She went over
*be hill where she uiio to blay with
Molly and with Hfti-ry and Caroline.
Flow stran-e!y thiinii hRd worked out:
she thoti.ht oir bet busy life as f're-
wonnim i ii i:.r shop. her practical.
busy. u seful. Iomely life. How soon
her visit to the old place would be
over! oPrehinf the top of the hill, she
sat down n i he fnPing loesirs, pushing
the h'-iv di' hlair lirki' from her
face. IT',r 1I ci re s-t and kind
and d:- k!; li: i nlh anrlal'sI eyes. Sh,
w.s (b:il l i : vi.,0 ronf s.
Pow-1 in !(, vH!ley she conl see
tHenry .?-.r',n's house antd barnyard.
lie w'.) t hr. the ba.ry to the bug-
ay. anli ( i'i'~"i.t!v lie drove away. A
idlflteru tci'iiatit'n ssanlhed her, She
lhd halnrl Molly say lifi tnnoif itcent
'inv:pekeeper haid left. Should she go
and have a look at things? She did non
see the boy about. Probably Jimmy
was at his r:undnrohllr'' f" rose
and walked Ifr'oss (hs Ittitlbhl.
The door was loitked. hilt she found
the key under the tmat and entered
She could have groaneid at sibght of the
kitchen-dishes unwashed, floor dittui.
disorder rampant. The sitting room.
the bedroom, everything was a sorry
sight to her housewifely eye. for she
was first and dluays a' bhouekeepcr.
Things had been bad Luoulgh in Caro-
line's time, but now tejy *ere impos-
sible.
She had no compunction about en-
tering. She had always been in and
out before she went to tle city. He
would not care. Site looked at thp
clock and calculated that be could not


REPORT
OF BOARD FP UJLLIC INSTRUCTION OF
,COUNTY; FLORIDA,
Annual Statement for the Yehr Eniding June
Iate. To whom Paid.
JulV lat 1908. By cash oh hand, brit down............
For school lots..... .....................
dlew buildings,........................
repairs ....... .............. ....
furniture........... ......... .....
insurance........:;,...........;;.....
ir nt..................... ..... .
incidental expenses of schools.........
sub tax school salary.............
salaries of teachers... ..;; ....;.,.
salary of superintendent, .....; ;...
traveling of iuperintendent;........
per diem and mileage of school board.
commissibd paid treasurer............
Sincidental expenses of Board and '~upt.
printing financial statements ...... .
expense of examtlnutibns...... .;,; ..
school charts.... .;...- ..;..;....-,
this year's warrahis umpalti July 1. 1.9I
old sarranus paid during tYe.......
REfClclTS.
July 1, 1908; Rtecived from Cbunt sabhol levy i ; .r ..:;
Sit rea emptiou..........
i polltax ...... .i:....,........
speolal distribi talxe.......
Sdo d previous year..
apportionment Ilt; st ate fund.
do state (1 mill tax)
tuiti n non-resident pupils....
examination fees ............
all other sources...........
July 1, 1909 Total warrants issued during year. ., ;:. : ;

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get back from town under *oj hours,
'Then she rolled itli hetr sl e~s and
skirt and went to work-dishes first,
then the floor, then sweeping. lusting
and making hbes. Before sh1 Iknew
It three hours hati gone and it was
noon. She found a bite to pat ridal de-
cided to go on even if hb caught her
at it. She did not cnre.
Knowing it wodld take weeks to get
everything as it saiojiid be. she chose
those points to ptit to iHgtts that would
make for sheer comfort. She made
some pes iand ginger cooiids and
doughnuts and boiled some corned beef
from the barrel, trying not to Sef the
condition the cellar was ii. The dfter-
noon wore on,.and still Henry did not
return. She mended some of iimmy's
cfe y poor .:llff "- .
She had decided that she would keep
at work as long as possible and then
slide odt the back way when she saw
him coming, but it was not to be.
About 4 she suddenly i*ii aware of a
walling in the yard and from the door
beheld Jimmy, fish pole in hand, limp-
ing along and crying at every step.
He was d boy of 6te;. Ik l flia fati er as
one pea. to ahotl:h. he rian to meet
him and da fih:it his foot was cut and
bleeding. iA6 picked him up and car-
ried him in, washed his foot. dressed
it and put himr on the sofa, where she
fed him. As she cane to take away
the plate he suddenly, in the most un-
boylike fashion, snatched her about
the neck and kissed her. Then he fell
asleebi:
By this time she iad. fi thought of
going back till the child's father came.
She moved about the kitchen and din-
ing room in+ her orderly, effective way
-a way businesslike, eminently wom-
anly and good. The waste aitparent
everywhere annbyi~ hie thirifty soul.
She saw fMtRf ways to better and save.
She set the table with a fresh cloth
and put a 'good supper to cook on the
stove she had blackened at the cost of
her pretty, plump hands, hier Oil : bian-
ty save her eyje; it was netiedfg 6
o'clock.
Afte a Nttt jhiimniy si*o$6 mid
without warning began tot.ry, refus-
Ing to tell what troubled him, but de-
nying that it was his foot. Finally
Ann got a low rocker, took the child In
her arins ani bediat o i'ock him.
Oreat b taet ie wis. he snuggled to
her. his unloved little heart accepting
the eomfoft. iastIng this soft voiced.
smiling, mother armed woman who
called herself Aunt Ann.
As.she sat thus. her attention quite
absorbed. Henry Jasper came wearily
to the kitchen door. his arms loaded
witk, groceries. his face hopeless. He
had' ben wonorng Whr to loO1 Tor
Jimmy, itlo bad been allowed that
morning io go to a neighbor's.
Then with unbelieving joy he saw
the clean room. the spread table, the
new air of comfort, and, best of all, In
Ann Mark's kind arms h be saw his
Sleeping motherless child-a child near-
ly as unmotbered before his own moth-
er's death as aftet It She looked up at
him and smiled.
"He cut his foot and cenie home cry-
ing. I came over, and when I saw so
much to do went to work. I knew
you wouldn't mind. Henry."
Mindi The hard thing was that she
should come just to gd again; that she
should give him a taste of this calm
comfort, let him see her like this and
deny him a continuance of it. He was
very miserable it his gratitude.
"Puit iii pdrkftes on the sink,'1
she commanded. "and when I haiV laid
Jimmy down I will put them away.
Will you open the oven door and look
at the biscuit?" He obeyed her. then
stood looking while she deftly put
everything wi its pldee. The milk pall
shiningli waited for bim' to' take it
and go out to milk, but he lingered.
And Jimmy awoke and wanted to tell
his father about the enormous fish that
nibbled at his htobk %ifd got Aliimfst
caught and ho+ ne hbad cut his foot on
th# brok#id Dtiotie and found Aunt Ann
to bind i ut~.
"Supper is ready, ftfld yonb i had ietter
eat before you do t c irest 6f tItl
chores, Henry," she said, helping fhi
boy to limp to his place.
They ate joyfully, talking, laughing,
the man wondering how many min-
utes would pass before she rose to go.
The future yawned emptily. She was
asking him about his housekeepers,
what he paid them, advising him what
he should do. Finally when she rose
he rose too. They stood tiacing each
other, aitid her clear eyed smiled.
"You are- Oh. Ann. you have been
good!" he said awkwardly. "Shall I
hitch up and drive you home, or will
you walk?" So he had taken her at


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A Disappolntirg Witnesi.
Deacdn tepb'iW i Potter. ou f ftlh:
pioneers of UticH. N. i'.. war m it,)d
of great eccentricity. I>if' P bi^ n,,,i;l
character. "Thp d'&4lR w(ill speank i i
truth and ilatfi th' devill" as fired
"aid of fit.
.On one occasiou n afrlond FN ,n-
gaged In a Ilasuit in rp,'irLC*? t.o
land a few mile a rufdi ~If. thp Iif
the land at a h1ffiti ir ldirtnt i*i
trial b Mmridlti bP ncn li'ot artV an lt
nes td 6fbie h ow i6albiig the luu,
Wab. The deacon wa it ~*tu atri
asked If he knew the I6dl.
"Yes," he egplled. i'ltf o *biery foot
ot It"
"What.o yoUi think it tiHb. i F.
Potter?" was the xI)t ilquellTn.
The old man paused .a moment 'i ant
then said slowly. "If I h:arT as ttnty
dollars-as my yoke of nxPe--i i-ald
draw-o- a sled--n s'e-- jIc- I vow -
I would Inot gihe- dollar an cret frf
Itl--Yout .f Clfemsn~uS4d.


Flag. opor-toons,
In the United Stanr- Intu the w;44tti
of a Btrllp is Inverthlii. bull Ithe cingL
in Inched (f itle flag' I,,ur-d-.f muinfiiri-
ment. For example, n ra dia led pt 1
long the strities stf',i [HIW t'ive uIi','.r
wide. Actordii.t ',i- :iag fufolid hare'
a width of f e feet fr ii d h1ip. o0 tllr-
teeu ti bs fffri tr !Er1 'Tl fiu 9oJ
should fIYr of imiTtp ;'f,.- butifllh, tnuld-
unlng servon stripes Uthi'j ii il .xfitIlllf
two-fifths acroit tih' Iptukttf b'f the fa;g.
There asotdid be fofiy-tff tdrai on.thl
field. arrahged hi six tows. i.bfiglnlinW
with elgh't, tle two minldle rows bhav
Ing eight and the lnst row eight and
the other rows seveu. T''h fi7pl of the
star at Its widest nieanuireIP t ashimki
be such that one-balt of Its own widttl
will separate tt fn'ri the nelt stir.
Flags may be mand. Ib' t- l ftzI R, bun
the above piopoltions slioifid be pre-
served.-Phlladelphla 'ress.


The but pill is DeWitt's Litle Eaf
ly Riaers-the safe, easy, pleasant and
sure Uttle liver pills. DeWitt's Car-
bolized:Witch lazel Salve is the orig"
final. Good for cuts, burnseor bruisefi
and especially for piles. Sold by ali
dt'uggisat

Probably.
Myer-I wonder whi Rrownup added
the "e" to his name after luheriting t
fortune? GyeI--Be probably figuref
out to his own satisfaction that ricti
people a entitled to more e.ie thad
xor peoblE.-Loudon oAobX%.

The Water .J(;
The idea of drivlig pile *itb a
water jet was borrowed bty engineers
from the clam, a -small IhptOlQh wblcti
burro4S t*ei+ l i fh-itteeri Inches tntf
hard sand or' tfini flif iiS ocess.

He whp lives fn the split neveo
lrows old., The oulward man per-
shes, but the tanward inm a dW
betual youth.--Pblllipq rooks.


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her word. It was evident that be had
no thought 6f anything perimahenet Itf
llt tiis. I at the woman had. She
saw here her place, her opporttiity;:
The old hurt and anger hid passed.
and she was again at tleaft the simple
kir who had loielo In secret this mad
w*id *as ait last ber.s: 4*e pditied a
filoment, still looking at him. There
iis io bo ihouiht of being secondd
beet." She would make herself all tO
them.
"I'll wash the aishee up ,irt, atid
tfien aiftt yodi Hlive o06 tl^ oebie
dot6 ial walk back with me." Jimmy
Oet up a sudden wall from his chaik,
*hdre be still sat at the table.
"I .don't want you to-go away," i
cried, "and I won't stay alone while
papa goes with you!" Ann went be-
hind his chair and put her arms around
him. She did not look at the 'child's
father.
"Listen, Jimmy. Auntie must go to.
night, but If you will be good till pal


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comes bacK i wui coW 1 i au.
'*bnhen tll! yont? li M long itf yo
tai#?' fib demanded, with thedefinite.
ness of childhood. No uncertainty for
Jimmy! She did not hesitate.
"I will come back--n the mormaig-
and will stay always--lf apm int
that I may!"
Jimmy, forgetting is foot, jumped
at her neck like a little boa constrict-
or. But his father set him dowin,
wanting her himself Just then,
"Are you going to let her staff;
papa?" Then Henry Jasper laughed,
and the burden of unhappy years roll-
td Mionl his shoulders. Atif was' pres-
ently forced to hand him the-milk pail
as a hint to let her get at the dishes.

Limited Reponsibtilty4
Little Septimus had been very good
and had recited "The Boy Stood on
the Burning Deck" with admirasb
feeling for the benefit O his Uncle
Robert.
"He's a wonderful boyl" exclaimed
that gentleman enthusiastically. "And
he deserves to be rewarded."
So saying, he plunged his hand Into
his butligj oe kti and with much dit-
afculty-to hei wa rather portly-ex-
traced jeiif fy, h;ich a offered with
great importMnce to hii W lto" itt l
nephew. "Remember, mY 1y W
said, "tbat'i you take care of the pea-
nies the shillings will take care of
thembslvea."
Poor little Seo tld looked rather
dbotMW, "1 do take oeC4 of the pen-
nite, tnieW f4o brt" be answered sad-
ly, "but as so6iL a they get to be
shillings my pap takes care of them
fo- me."-Washbngton Herald.

Helped Them Along.
"Have you given proper attention to
Votif ctildteW's teeth?" asked ttle
health department circular.
"I've always provided plenty of good
food for 'en to chew on," the fond
l renft finciibed On the bottom of the
paper and mailed It baclt.--PIadel-
phia Ledger.


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MARIT IME.


--
The Tarpon arrived from the
south at 9-00 o'clock a. m. Friday
and .am Mobile and Pensacola at
1030 m.,' yesterday.
The Manteo arrived from New
Oteanw via. Mobile and Pensacola
t 3:00 p. m. Tuesday. Owing
The fishing launch, Reeba came
In Friday, with about 1.000 lbs. of
snappers.
The Schr. Hempstead arrived the
ast of the week, with 1,000 lbs. of
mixed fish.
The motor achr., Bonita, arrived
on Friday, last week, with a good
iup1y oft-nappers; all were sold to
the Bay Fs4 rie Co
The Geo. Pheiffer, owned by the
Bay Flaheriew Co., is hauled out at
Cromanton, where she is being
lengthened and put in good repair
generally. Later she will have an
engine installed and will then be an
up to date fishing boat.

A WV.'s VEATHuM..
The following table rooord' the max
lUam, minimum ahd mean tempera-
tare the rainfall and direction of the
win for the twenty-fonr hours ending
at 7 o'clock p. m., as indicated by U. S.
asrumesnat

Dat.... I 15 a |1 Rain. Wind
LDm..22 51 33 42 .00 n
24 50 32 45 .00 sa
S26 64 68 61 .5 nw
2 51 35 48 .00 nw
2* 2 80 26 53 .00 w
28 61 40 51 .63 nw
I 571 6 471 1.18 I
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Alone In Sawmill at Midnight
unmidful of dampness, draft, storms
or sold, W. J. Atkins worked as nigh
watchman at Banner Springs, Tenn
tach exposure gave him a severe cold
that settled on his lungs, At last he had
to give up work, He tried many rem-
dies but all failed till be usad Dr.
King's New Discovery. "After using
one battle," he writes, "T went back to
work as well as qve." Severe colds,
stubborn coughs, tnlamed tirouts and
sore lungs, hemorrhages, croup and
*.*n*nin ar a oulkh lAetaiunckra.ll andL


e6r1omot cure from this glorious- meal-
eine. 5Sc. and $1.00. Trial bottle free.
guaranteed by A. H. Brake and Gainer
Mercatile Co.

Cat ILE.mngs3 I' Paris.
PaRia has a rat exlbtinge. s a "', i'rs
*ax cbtal." TMh smitt lshinent I4 situ
sted In i" Milg hilanmwi stt( rhe rear of v
whteOhtp. ile'r' are IWgiovit mentt of
Ual slaz and colnr,. which ar; to bi'
seen Jumilog and beard "lsulaulmt.
It is said that the customers are by nn,
means tender hearted old ladles. bu:
for the moat part furrierb glovemak
oms and cooks. A good silek "mato'"
realles trar 2.j cents to 20 cents. T'ht
akla has a number of usages. and the
flesh. according to the story., ind Its
way info the etewpasB of rertai res-
taurnots pomeuetng more enterprise
than seruple.--CMeage Journal.

This Is Worth Remembering.
Whenever you have-a cough or cold,
fast remember that Foley's Honey and
Tar will care it. Remember the name.
foley's and Tar, and refuse substi-
utes. Sold by all Drogglrts
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4Pantomime Performanoe,
Most pantomine characters were orig-
Inally borrowed frm the Italians. The
First reel English pantomime was pro-
duced at a theater In incoln's Inn
Fields in 1720. It was caUed "Harle-
quln Executed," and its subtitle was
"A New Italian Comic Scene Between
a Scaramouche. a Harlequin. a Coun-
try Farmer. His Wife and Others."
The performance was very successful.
About the middle of the eighteenth
century the character of pantomime
performances -wa completely altered,
chiely because of the genius of the
fameos Grimaldl. who made the clown
the first figure no the pantomime. .rl-
maaldl rst appeared at Sadler' 'plls
beater. where he played the part o'f a
monkey. He was actively engaged on
the stage for erty-nine years, and at
the cloew of hia career he took a bene-
ft at Drury Lane theater which real
id narty 800. He also received 100
from the Drury Lane fund. This was
ta June. 182. He died In 1837 and was
S bred In the churchyard of St. James'
chaqL Pentonville Hill.


--The Buoy wisnes all its patrons
and frieads a Happy New Year
-Mrs. J. C. Brainard of West End Is
quite ill. Dr. Mitchell is attending
her.
-The St. Andpews kids are all en-
vying hr. A. D. Weller's little boy,
who received a handsome hand-mobile
for a Christmas gift.
-On Friday night, recently, Mr. and
Mrs. F. H. Gwaitney gave a candy
party to their many' young friends all
of whom report a very pleasant time
-Blank Warranty Deeds, new re-
vised, improved short torm printed on
good linen naper, 25c per dozen: also
blank receipts--100 recepts in a block.
10c each, at the Buov office
-Mr. J. A, Matchett, a re,.ent arrlv.
al here with his family from Cleveland,
Ohio, has rented Mr. Godard's build-
ing, just south ot the Racket store and
will put in a meat market and grocery
store.
-Dr. Kester reported Friday morn-
ing for service at the home of Mr. and
Mrs C. L. Merritt, where he had the
pleasure of introducing a nine-and-a-
half pound baby boy, and the parents
are correspondingly happy,
-Handsome setser neads with St.
Andrews Bay date line anan iews of
either St. Andrews Bluff, or Buena
Vista Point, at 8c per dozen; also, map
of the St. Andrews Bay country on
back of a letter sheet at 15c per dozen,
at the B'aov office.
-Christmas Trees at both the Bap-
tist and IPresbyterian churches on
Christmas Eve drew crowded houses.
Interesting programs were rendered
by the children in both places. There
were very few little ones in either
place but what were made happy by
presents more or less valuable. And
many were the tokens o! remembrance
and good will bestowed upon grown-up
children by thoughtful friends.
-Making an early start on his gift-
distributing mission last Thursday
morning at 8 o'clock St. Nicholas ar-
rived at the Buena Vista Hotel and de-
cided to tarry there awhile and exam-
the treasures in his pack. Now what
do you think was the first that met his
eye? Why, it was a charming little
boy, and, thought be, it will never do
to expose this frail little creature to
the elements during the rest of his
journey. He at onee presented it to Mr.
and Mrs Neunez, the delighted mother
being the daughter of the landlady,
Mrs. T. D. Smith. Dr. Mitchell who
wa present, suggested that the hand-
some thing for the- young people to do
was to accept and care for the little
stranger
-The Buoy understands the Board
of County Commissioners have under
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W-atson Bayon bladge and thus divert-
ng the travel to the new bridge on the
section line between sections 4 and 9,
Whether this is done or not the new
bridge should be remodeled; put square
across the bayou and made wide
enough for teams te pass. As at pres.
ent constructed it Is simply a nuisance.
The writer has had the experlenee of
meeting a team at night while crossing
with a leaded wagon and the other
party *being with a buggy had to un-
hitch and back his buggy two-thirds of
the length of the bridge, because a load
cannot be backed up the hill at the east
end. The idea of building a bridge
forty or fifty rods long of scant width
for a single .teem Is simply ridiculous.
But in this instance as in many anoth-
er public improvement the policy of
"penny wise and pound foolish" was
adopted and sooner or later the bridge
must "be rebuilt and the sooner the
better.
-Tne brilliant social event of the
.Christmas time in St. Andrews was the
ball on Christmas Eve at The Oaks.
The large dining hall, -tastefully dec-
orated was ,converted into a charming
terpeichorean retreat where youth and
beauty *'chased the glowing hours with
flying feet Seventy-five or eighty
guests were in attendance and about
twenty-five couples participated in the
dancing. The party being compliment-
ary, numbers were not issued, hence
the number that danced was not defin-
itely known. Prof. L. C. Gay of Gay
and W. R. Willcox and E. Hand of St.
Andrews prompted the motions of the
revelers with harmonious violins and
autoharp. About midnight an elabo-
rate complimentary repast was served
by the committee, who with the man-
agement of The Oaks vied with each
other in making everyone present feel
that It was really and truly a "Merry
Cbriatmas," and the event in its entire-
ty will long remain a bright page is
the memory of the youth of St. An-
drews and the many attendants from
neighboring communities who were so
fortunate as to share the enjovment.


BANK OF ST. ANDREWS.



CAPITAL STOCK, 1- -I $15,000.
.


J, is, DRUMI NMI President. I


Fe.BULLOCK. (: asier.


DIRECTORSR,
J. a. 3~DUMMOND.
SJibge L J. REEVES.
T. A. JENNINGS.
C. B. DUNN.
W. H. MILTON
fL. M. WAREt
f F. BULLOCK.



Your Patronage is Respectfully Solicited.'


-A party of young people surprised
Mr. and Mrs. J. T. Gwaltney Monday
night by invading cheir home and in-
dulging in an old-fashioned candy pull.
-Mr. W. A. Blount has withdrawn
from the race for United States Senat-
or, greatly :to0 'te regret of the hosts
of supporters that were his from start
to finish.
-Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Forester re-
mombered their children, Miss Mattle
and Mr. Grady with a Christmas box
of cboie fruit from their new home in
South Florida.
-Yow ib the -time for good resolu-
lutions add if you are not already a
subscriber to the Buoy you should re-
solvo to become such at once. If you
are in arrears for subscription, resolve
to make the publisher hap,y by cou-
tributing the wherewith to keep the
wolf from ihedoor.
-Parker lodge No 142 F. & A.. will
meet in regular communication next
Saturday at 2:00 o'clock p. m. Visiting
Masons in good standing are invited
to pal ticipate. An order of. the Grand
Lodge of Florida demands that visitors
must be provided with a certificate of
membership from their home lodge and
a fully paid up recoipt for dues.

THE TOWN ELECTION.
At the St. Andrews Town elec-
tion held last Tuesday, 63 ballots
were voted with the following re-
sult:
For Mayor.-J. H. Drummond'
50; J. M. Wills, 7.
For Aldermen.-G. W. Surber,
jr., 50! J. T. Gwaltney, 54! S. J.
Gainer, 47; G, W. Surber, sr., 3;
W. M. Conely, 3; Bert Fuller, 3;
L. M. Ware, 1.
For Town Clerk, J. R. Thomp-
son, 55; J. W. Purcell, 1.
For Marshal.-Chas. L. Arm-
strong, 55; T. J. Krebs, 4.
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A Revolutionary Puzzle.
These odd rhymes were written in
the early part of the Revoluiouary
war-about 1T6. If read as written
they are a tribute to the king and his
army, but If read downward on either
side of the comma they Indicate an
unmistakable spirit of rebellion to both
king and parliament The author is
unknown:
Hark, hark the trumpet sounds, the din
of war's alarms
O'er seas and solid grounds, doth call us
all to arms,
Wh for King George doth stand, their
honors soon shall shine.
Their ruin is at hand, who with the con-
gress Join.
rhe acta of parliament, In them I muoh
delight.
I hate their cursed Intent, who for the
congress fight.
rhe Tories of the day, they are my daily
toast.
rhey soon will sneak away, who Inde-
pendence boast
Who nonresistant hold, they have my
hand and heart. *
K2y bi fpb _thSt o aat The
WhtgglsU part.
On Mansfield, North and Bute. tay daily
blessings pour.
Confusion and dispute, on congress ever-
more,
to North and British lord, may honors
still be done.
I wish a block and cord, to General
Washington.
-National Magazine.

The Daztling 6oarahlight.
On a dark night no warship would
be safe from torpedo attack but for
the searchlight. The full moon lights
up a torpedo boat so that it can be
hired at when nearly a mile away. To
produce the same Illumination with
the mo.t powerful artificial light an
electric arc of 160,000 candle power
tlriced tiaree-quirters of a mile high
would be needed If the aid of mirrors
'ere umt uvaillable. But with this
ight and an iugenloun ,'rangement
,f mirrors s t is l ible surpass
the moton. Searchlights are ow made
'whl'h throw light a distanr'e of sixty-
tIhret miles, but obecrts can eli seen
,wly a few miles from the source of
the light. The effect (ln the enemy Is
most deinorallzing. When the bright
beanm is suddenly thrown on the eye
the pupil contracts violently: wheni the
team is removed the eye can see norb
Ing. If this be repeated a few times
it takes all the nerve out of a man. so
that only the best trained and most
courageous can continue the attuck.-
London Answers.
His Examination Concluded.


Lu the evidence before a iarllameu-
tary committee coucerning the opposl-
liuu to a railway Hodge scored a puint
which accentuates a certain legal fic-
tion with reference to skilled wit-
niessees.
A Scotch farmer was giving his tea-
timony in favor of the bill.
"Is it true." said the wily K. C. in
his most searching style. "that you,
sir. said to Mr. Guild that you were
willug to give your evidence on the
other side if they would pay you bet-
ter ?"
"Aye," said the pnwky farmer, "and"
(after a pause) "let me jist pit the
same question to ye--f ye had been
offered a bigger fee. wad ye no bae
been on th'lther side yersel'?"
It is needless to say that the K. C.
did not cross question the witness fur-
ther.-Pearson's Weekly.

Pipes Frozen by Warm Spell.
It is a curious fact that water pipes
under ground will often fritze during
the warm spell that follows a cold
snap. The explanation made for this
Interesting phenomenon is that after a
cold wave a large quantity of beat Is
taken from the ground in the work of
changing the frozen moisture into wa-
ter. and thus. on the principle of the
ice cream freezer, the pipe is chilled,
enough heat being taken from it to
freeze it.
The symptoms of kidney trouble are
uniary disorders, weak back and back-
ache, rheumatism and rheumatic pains
and twinges, pains in the groin. etc.
There |is nothing as good for kidney
and bladder trouble as DeWitt's Kid-
iey and -Bladder Pills, You [may de-
Dend upon thom to give entire saiis-
faction. They are antiseptic act 1
'romptlv and soothe pain. Sold by all


HERE'S TO ST. ANDREWS BAY I
To Know Her Is To Love Her I HEALTH, STRENGTH and
BEAUTY I A Renewal of Life, a Freedom From Pain, Care and
Wrinkles, are Perquisites to Her Devotees. She makes ARTISTS
OF COAL HEAVERS; IDEALISM'S OF ARTIST! Hunting, Fishing,
Yachting. Rest for the Wearyl Enjoyment for ALLI Summer and
Winter Regarding Board, Cottages and Everything, 4 Write H. N.
Welles, Select Club Man,


Truth In Jeost
According to historical tradition, the
conquest of Finland was foretold in
Jest that i rn became earnest by its
conqueror, Tetet the Great, to his jest-
er, Balaklreff,
Balakiretf had vexed the czar by too
impudent a joke and had been summa-
rily banished with the menacing in-
Junction never to appear on Russian
soil again. He'disappeared discreetly,
but one day not long after Peter, glanc-
ing out of a window, saw his unmis-
takable figure and quizzical counte-
nance Jogging comfortably by, perch-
ed in a country cart, Impulsively he
ran down to him and demanded to
know why he had disobeyed.
"I haven't disobeyed you," was the
answer. i not on Russian soil
now." .
rNot onRntsian sotl '
"No. This cart load of earth that
I'm sitting on iS Swedish soil. 1 dug it
in Finland only the other day."
Peter laughed, but he said, "If Fin-
land be Swedish soil now, It shall be
Russian soil before long" And he
made good his words.
A Hearty Appetite
is what most babies have, but it is of no
benefit to them if they have worms. Be
sure your baby is not troubled with
them. Sure symptoms--always hungry,
rings [under the eyes, not gaining in
weight and yellow oomploxion. A few
doses of Whitens Cream Vermifuge
w ill expel all worms, It is a positive
cure and reliable, Price 25oe per bot-
tie. Sold by Gainer Mercantile Co,
Seven Rules of Lifet
Lire upstaist If you wish to be in
good health! "Up how many flights?"
Only one flight of seven steps. I will
describe them.
First Step.-Eat wheat, oats, corn,
fruits, beefi mutton, plainly cooked, In
moderate quantity aind but two meals
a day.
Second Step,--Breathe good air day
and night..,
Third Step.-Exerclse freely in the
open air.
Fourth Step.-Retire early and rise
early.
Fiftl Step.-Wear- flnnel hext your
skin every day of the year and so dis-
pose your dress that your limbs tsay
be kept warn. Bathe frequently.
Sixth Step.-Live in the sunshine.
Let your bedroom be one which re-
ceires a fipd of light and spend your
days either out In the sunlight or in a
room which is well lighted.
Seventh Step.-Cultivate a cheerful
temper. Seek the society of jolly peo-
ple. Absolutely refuse to worry and,
above all, 4on't Pe afraid to laugh.
Live abovt. Skkeiess cannot crawl up
there. Disease prowls about In the
basement. Rarely does It get upstairs.
-Dr. F. G. Butler in Chicago Journal.
i.
The Shade He Wanted.
Delacrols the painter, was walking
out one da' in Paris with a friend of
his when he fell Into a brown study.
"What ia up with you now?" said
the friend.
"I can't gt a certain shade of yel-
low,' replied the artist,
"WN'hat sort of yellow?"
Just then a cab drove past.
"The very things" the painter gasped
out. "Stop,stop!"
"I am engaged." the cabby replied
without stopping.
Delacroix started in pursuit and at a
steep place in the Rue des Martyrs
overtook the cab. Opening the door.
he said iu toes of entreaty to the pas-
aeuger lsi : ,
"Do please tell yol r driver to stop.
I wuin y0,1ur complexion for a painting
on whih I ain at work. There is a
color merchant close at hand. I shall
not deta n you above five minutes. and
in aciknowldlgmtent of the service you
render me 1 will present yout with a:
Sketch of my picture."
The bargain was struck. Delacroix
got his yeillonw, and a few moooths later
the "'fare" i're,:efved a sketch of his
"Assa.Isiul:i(,n ,ot the Archbishop of
Liege.'

Wanted-r-An Interpreter.
It was a case of assault, and the lit-
erally downtraddea wife was laying
her grievances before the magistrate.
"He started by giving me a biff on
the nut," explained the augry com-
plulunnt.
"My good woman," rebttked the mag-
istrate, "y'u wustn't talk like that
here. '1 s51,ltu' y'.u,. oeani he gave
you P hlnw upli the hbad."
"Yuls, ycr w;at bup, Al then 'e tries
ter d,, me in by chucklu' 'is baccyy bo:


at mr.."
"By which I presume you mean," in
terposed the justice of the peace se
merely. "that he tried to injure you
by precipitating his box of tobacco at
you. Pray proceed and avoid slang
and Inform the court what other In-
juries he inflicted upon you."
"Well. then, he-er--he"-
"Come. come!" snapped the magis-
trate, really beginning to lose his tem-
per. "Don't waste the time of the
court."
The ill used wife looked about her
helplessly.
"Excuse rae, yer washup," she ex-
claimed at length. "but I was wonder-
In' what w( "e pet name in this 'ere
court for Q 1 on the jib!"-London
Answers.
The Real Victim.
After a man has been sick a week
his wife looks worse than he does
from taking care of him.-Atcblson
Globe.
Advantage Is a better soldier than
rashness.-Shakespeare.
After exposure, and when you feel a
cold comlnr -on, take Foley's Honey
and Tar, ,the great throat and lung
remedy. It stops the cough and re-
ieves the congestion, and expels the
cold from your system. Is mildly lax-
Q--ij U.,- aill r -. 'k


Woman-and Her Master.
The philosopher and his friend sat
far into the night discoursing on things
in general and smoking strong shag.
"Woman," said the former oracu-
larly, "was meant to fill a subordinate
position in the scheme of creation.
Man is naturally her master. She
cattnot rationally oppose his will. He
is instinctively and by the law of nat-
ural selection the dominant animal.
Woman may learn to revolt, but she
can never learn to rule, She has one
mission in life--that of obedience.
Man is born to lead, woman to follow.
Man is born to command, woman to
comply. She is secure only in her
weakness. It is at once her duty and
delight to obey her superior and"--
Then the door opened, and there ap-
peared the head of a female threat.
"Theophilus," said a stern voice,
"how often have I told you niot to
smoke your horrid tobacco int the li-
brary? It's half past 2, sir, Come to
bed instantly."
And the philosopher sighed, shook
his friend silently by the hand and
went.-London Sketch.

The Cause of Many
Sudden Deaths.
There ti a disease prevailing in this
country most dangerous because so decep-
deaths are caused
by it-heart dis-
ease, pneumonia,
heart failure or
Sapoplexy are often
^ .. the result of kid-
ney disease. If
kidney trouble is
t : allowedtoadvance
't6*' thekidney-poison-
i- ed blood will at.
tack t tal organt, casitlg cattarh of
the bladder, brick-dust or sediment in
the urine, head ache, back ache, lame
badk, dizziness, sleeplessness, hearOus-
ness, or the kidneys themselves break
down and waste away cell byll.
Bladder troubles almost always rat lt
from a derangement of the kidneys and
better health in that organ is obtained
quickest by a proper treatment tf the kid-
neys. Swamp-3oot corrects inability to
hold urine and scalding pain in passing it,
and overcomes that unpleasant necessity
of being compelled to gooften through
the day, and to get up many times during
the ntght. The nfid sand immediate effect
of Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy
is soon realized. It stands the highest be-
cause Of its remarkable health restoring
properties A trial will convince anyone.
Swamp-Root Is pleasant to take and is
sold by all druggists ill fifty-Cent and
one-dollar size bottles. You may have a
sample bottle and a book that tells all
about it, both sent free by mail. Address,
Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y.
When writing mentiqn readisngthis gen-
erobs offer in this paper. Don't make
any mistake, but remember the name,
Swamp-Roct, and don't let a dealer sell
you something in place of Swamp-Root-
if you do you will be disappointed.
A "Imej1 t in a Tifet.
What war vwa -CL".' **iy clay ten:
pot?
For an aust-cr to this (flt'tiou we
pil t g'i. as iti :tt 1>' b fill',o-hl1. Io (bfit
land of p.i:grtl5 and il por-'clihln. The2
story goes that a Chinese euperor in
olden days gave as a mark of special
favor a' nagniflient -clay teapot of rare
design to Lo Hung Chang. his favorite
mandarin. This was laid up as a price-
less possession among the treasures of
Lo Hung of borne at his side by two
attendants at all high public festivals
and functions, A rival mandarin saw
these signs of distinction with the
green eyes of jealousy and hired a
man to break the obnoxious pot. The
clumsy fellow was caught in the act
and betrayed his master. War follow-
ed between the two mandarins and
their respective followers, which re-
sulted in the overthrow and death of
Lo Hung Chang and the reception of
his rival into royal favor in ins place.

Soot on Hi. Suit.
They were having a spelling lesson
at a certain district school the other
day, and the little scholars were all
arranged in front of the teacher, spell-
hig away for dear life. trying to see
how near they could 'ret to the head.
The word "chaitfey'' nua given out
to a little blnck c~edi ?frl who had been
spelling words correctly throughout
the morning,. but she missed this one
by inadvertently leaving (ut the "h."
Quick as a; wiLk the little boy next
her pounced on the word and spelled
it correctly.
'"You may go up one, Johnuie," said
the teacher.
"I don't want to," wnitied Johnnie,
getting ready to cry. "'My mother
would whip me if I did, because I'd


get all over soot,"-London FIrn.

Looking One'c Best.
It's a woman's delight to look her
best, but pimples, skin eruptions, sores
and boils rob life of joy. Listen! Buck-
en's Arnica Salve cures them; mares
the skin soft and velvety. It glorifies
the face, Curas ptnples, sore eyes,
cold sorest cracked lips, chapped hands.
Try it. Infallible for piles. 25o at
Gainer Mtrcantile Co/s and A. H.
Brake's. . ....


OIZEYSHONIY^TAR
OurW Q0Olde Praevents PnetfItfada


LEAVE,
Tuesday, 8:30 p. m,
Wednesday, 4i00 p. mi
Wednesday, 4:00 p. m.
Wednesday, 2:30 p. m.
Thursday, 9:00 a. m,
Monday, 6:00 p. m.
LEAVE.
Thursday, 3:00 p. mn
Friday, 11:30 a. nm,
Friday, 11:00 a. m,
Friday, 10;00 a. m.


SCHEDULE,
GOING SOUTH.
Pensacola.
St. Andrew,
Panama City,
Miliville,,
A palah icola,
Carrabelle,
Mobile.
O1ltNG kORTII.
Carrabelle.
St. Andrer.
Panama City,
Mitiliville,
Pensacola.


ARRIVE.
Wednesday, 8:00a. A
Wednesday, 0:00 as. i
Wednesday, 10:00 a ta
"Thursday, 6*00 a. m.
Thursd .y, 12;00 noon.
Monday, 6:0o a. m.
AHRJVE. -
i'riday O 2:00 a i
Friday, 12 m.
Friday, 11:30 p. it,
Friday. 11,30 p, Iw,


Pensacola to St. Andrew and.Millville, $5.00.
Pensacola to Apalachicola and Carrabellf, $7,fi0,
St. Andrew and Millville to Apalachicola, $5.00.'
Pensadola to Mobile, $2.60.
hbe aboyo rates include meals and berths. H. A
V. W. WALTERS, Gen'l Freight and Pass Aet.


JNO. R. THTOMPSON.


Psident.
President.


Q. L. JONER.


JOHN R. THOMPSON & CO.,



en era 1 Ma ro d i au di




LAMIES' FINE DRESS GOODS.

SHOES, HARDWARE, ROPE, PAINT, OILS, GBROCERIES!

A Full Line of Furniture!

Freight Paid on All Goods Except Meal, 1Flur and Feed to Any
Po0toffice on the Bay.


L. WARE.




Ware


OTWAY WARE,


J. H. DRUMMOND.


Mercantile Co.,


THOROUGHLY REORGANIZED.

MARTIN G. POST, MANAGER.


HEADQUARTERS


FOR


tENBRAJJ MERICHANDISL

3Dry oods,

rC-xooeries,





The Old PIONEER STORE Business,

Founded in 1878 and built pD by tLe late L. M. Wale,
now Thoroughly Reorganized under New management

Solicits the Patronage of Old Patrons
of the House, of the Trading Post, and of new ones as
well, and guarantees uniform fair and courteous treatment
to all.

We Pay the Frelgjht (on all Goods except Plontr. ,eal atnd
Feed to any P: t office on 118 Day.


When Rabbers Become -iecessary
And .our sh('es pzich, Allen's Foont-
Ease, a powder to oe shaken into the
shoes. is just the thine to use. Try it
for breaking in new shoes Sold every -
wh-e, 25c. Don't accept any substi
tu e.

Might Have Been Put Differently.
We cut the announcement below
ffrm a New Zealand paper: "Notice.-,
The Maoris who are breeding pigs hi
'Iakabue, such as Mrs. Peter and Mr.
Sam Yates, are supposed to look after
their pigs and keep them away from
footing my paddocks, or else if they
do not I shall shoot every pig I come
across. secretary L. Howell."
This is decidedly o1 e of the things
that might have been pit differently.-
Westminster Gazette,


Cream Vermifuge

THfE IUARMTEED





RfEM EOY
THE CHILDREN'S FAVORITE TONIC.
s wank OFr MITATIOeN.
Trm 1Cnu IN REPARMD ONLY *T
Ballard-Snow Liniment Co.
**I, rmen mo.
Sold by Gaitner ercantile Co.


Avoid Danigerr

Wen you are sick, or suff1eriig from any of the
troubles peculiar to women, don't delay-take Car-
du, that well-known and successful remedy for wo-
men. Thousands of women have used Cardui and
been benefited. Why not youth Don't take any
chances. Get Cardui, the old, reliable, oft-trie
reme dy, or women of all ages.


. 0 ,. Jo


II Wmi ueelp YOU
It. Cuania Morgan, Sneedville n %n, wa. Writes: 3'b ten
year I suefted with the turn of life, and tried many remedies
withbot relief. I had pains all over my body sad at times I could
not sit up. At last I took Cardui and now I can do my housework.
I have told many ladies about Cardui and recommend it to all sick
Womsla.* ftry it.

AT ALL DRUG STORES


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SThursday, DeC. 30. 1909.

ST. ANDREWS
PFtIClES CURRENT.
S GROCBRIB; .
tar. per tb Tetk. er
raaultatcd ..6 x-4 'He No ... ..,, .
Ooflee. Gunpowder .... 40
Green ... 2 a t 'I U t'd Ja 4o-60
Arbuckle.. lb 20 C.ld ntilk per can
Chur Snaps ...t. o Unweetn'. .... Ib
S-43 1 14weteindl,... .
tobaemo, plug ..o tso Baking Powdae
Raisdns. Royal .. .... o
London layers.. 5S Campbelldd;.. :6
vle. Vnd.... ... Canned fruit
.... ...,6% to 9 PeaChes...... t*sO
Tomatloes .. o-i
riea Peaces s Pea .t.o Pa. tS
ongr '. I& t a Plums .... te
CJsl .. Aptift .....
S. .... 4i**pple ... o-
Vsuar .- .... 30 Cfitne meats
.. .. ~o-40 rned Beef .... ti
I rom erne .. Chipped Beet ... t
t..so ta43 Lobster .... ,o& it
au' ut pi ,.. .. Canned vegetable,
DY. ss.p oS akld Bean ...to t
5 2i fs S i c e n . . ..4t a 1
pr do .'i Pe.as .......t i
Ptlmokin ,, .. io
S PROVISIONS.
flutr Poark
SStaro S'ilk D, i. rl ....
Obelisk ... 3,4 BaconSides .... 1i
CoraMeal prbu .I.o. Ftesh ...... Saio
ar Mel prt.. Bftkstf't Bac'n I6-a-
pi bu .....,* Hain cnvs'd z6
o .M Shoolders ..... it
Irish..... ....40 'Beed
eal R5Ce d.. i. 9 Corned ...
Sweet ....Sta -0o Fresh ...... 2ot S
Table .........- i pr q ..
HARDWARIB.
als prtb .... '4aS Ax4 with handle ..t.oo
Gal wire do .,. it Hodes, each s.. 3o
Manila rope ... ttiS 6Mopef paint, n.. 6o
moves, cook .aSii bIdeeed oil, al., 55a6o
Pipe pr joint .. S
DRY GOODS;
1Pnts pr yd 6., GC hes ... .. 6tv a
ma" t. ... s9 Flannel ....... tsa4o
,, -J I Shoes, ladies.....
a: Thread prspool.. as
+Men's ..1.4o0 a4.eo
MIacSBtANSOUS.,
S Hay pr cwt... ,s Oatspr.rbq .. 7S
Loran ......... 1.70 Brick pi ... tj:o,
X opeissal.... .. g Lime prbbl.... %.so
'FRUIiT a*d NUTS.
erae perdo... aS Pecans pr t ..... Is
X. ........ 2.... Walnuts ........ ao
L seon ...:...... Almonds ........ S
OYSTBRS.
tnkell pr i.oo... 2. ao Opened prqt ..... o2
LIVE STOCK,
Horses ..... Ssoa$io Cow ...... SS to So
ules ....... 50 i175 oS S .g . ... Wlo 6
ZOen pr yoke .... SOS Shi .I.'....." $
POULTRY.
lckensr each ..4a OGeese each .... ~as5s
r ys .. gea. Dtteks ... a, uns5*
FISH.
ftlh lsl l
Mullet pr dos ..,l ulle pr. bb 6.s6
Tr t ...... .. as t t ........ 6. so
PomPao pr no,. t 1op I ., 0. so
to Lackerel .., 8.oo
Flooring Ceiling
Har p 14m... *14 He per ?Mo... 44.00
1a e .... r a w . .- 0
p ..... to.o Sp ... o10.0
Dreaai Cla pb3rds
, laRcsprt*ills bo 14x61n p m.... $sF.ee
.. o. Flnishing lum-
Spr lum.bef { at n'
S sB- hiuql 2. so' Wi ,D-rd ..... so


f aewt oA mtntnntlttS for 'Cu a
ttrrh that C ntalll Mercurty
hs meacury will surely detroy the sense
of smell an i completely derange the whole
syster.wien entering it through the mntt
eoum surfaces. Sich articles should
blever he used except npon prqBeriptions
from re tsble physidaes, as the damage
theykdqo ten fold t. the good you cau
possibly 'dCiive from them. Hall's Ca-
tarrli urq, inufaetuted iy F. J, Uheney
& Oo., Toledo, O, gonltains no mercury
and is takes internally, acting directly
Ut n the hlood and mucous surface of
the system. Ji' buying ~Hll's Catarrh
Care lbe sure yrqt get the go nuite, Itfi
Taken internally and ulade in 1'oledo.
,F. J. Cieney.& Co. 'e-, rttoni-
.' tre,
S- old by Drugglistq, Price 75c. per bottle.
S Take dall's fmily Pills, for annatipa
S!ob. __--- -
LUtdyfoat rhd Hls SIulf.
he shop o a ublin tobacconlut
MItamed Iundyfoot, was dfetroyed by
fre. While he was garzing dolefully
iato the smolde *pg rnllns he notleed,
that his poorer .ilghbors pere gath*
iteg the snfrf trnt the canister. He
tweted the 'snuff fQ? himself and dls-
oveored that the fire had largely Im-
-roted tts punrneu aund atoms. Thin
*ra a bint worth ftobting by. He se-
btred anotbhet bop.' built a lot of
eoS, subjected "te entitff to a heat-
lag proess, gat"W the bitwnd a name
t .lJn a few :yers became rlcb
through an acrldent Which he at flrrt
thought had rUlul'd htm. It was Lun
yfot to whom the great orator and
trtt, Jpb Phi!p eebrated mnotta tll h'rttf, t .f armw
enbtlssnaw by. the uOc.*ertul tobac
eonlst upon the panerhi of bi *arirlage
a motto whl..j bad Its mreatalg Irn


a and F2nCla0h aindte' Atmwiflesn
Sioth. fL$4e" '(wholaughs'
&QiMd." it b. irte1atkurd. was
tbe thie. OiVing toi m .Wui)et- te ol"
in thehr stWct of trwdo.
moor,


WETA PPO.
Special Re ot to 's Buoy.
Christmas is over and gone, onc
More. It passed off very quietly
Sin this little burg.
A few friends from Farmdale and
Allanton, came to Mr. and Mrs
Dyer's, Christmas night, where a
short time was pleasantly spen
with music and dancing;
Mr. J. Dyer made a trip to Pan
ama City, Friday.
Mr. A. B. Sheffield was dowi
front Wetayyo Creek, Friday.
Mrs. L. W. Ensor and daughter
Nellie, Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Danle:
and little son, and Mr. Waters wer
pleasant callers at Mr. S. Dyer's
Sunday afternoon.
Mr. J. Dyer made a business trip
to Allanton, Saturday.
Mt. G. Lowe is going to puta
new suit of sails on his boat,
Quite a number of people, are
suffering from severe colds.

i ARMDALE.
Sp lial Iteptor to the Bu~yr
The Thermometer registered 32,
here-the coldest day this winter
yet,
The bay is full of ducks and it 'i
no trouble to get a mess before
breakfast, any morning,
Mr. Nowlin, wife and two son-
are located at the Farmdale hotel.
They have a contract for moving
and building a lot of houses,
Our school for this year has Just
closed.
Mr, Hardy a new homesteader,
killed a bear near here a short tiie
ago.
Christmas passed off qyletly with
. only a shooting match at which W.
F. Woodford was pronounced the
Now, Mr. Editor, if you want to
get East Bay subscribers to youth
ptper, you must hnve the mail
schedule changed, for it takes from
two to five days to get mail from
St. Andrews to this end of the bay,
a distance of about twenty,miles.
This is Monday; your paper was
printed last Thursday,and we have
seen nothing of it yet.
[The editor ouuld only be too
well pleased tb see these conditions
improved; but Uncle Sam, seem-
itigly has too many big. guns to at-
tend'te listen to ihe.leadings of
his lost humrbltsei~w t..E~- ].'

Ti CorreCf inie
to stop a cosgh or cold tsa'ust as soon as
it starts-then there will be no danger
of pneumQnta&or colUunotplotI. Jast a
few doses of Ballard's Horehound Syr-
Up taken at the start will stop the
cough. If ii has been rutqnin on for
some time the treatrtiett will long.
er, but the cure is sltre :,pld'4y Gainl
or Meroantile Co,
A Falmau, Poe.
J> C, Pranels, the pub aier of Lon
don Notes and QuerleL, bL brought
out a volume of renljwt~ince. One
of his quotations recegas the editorial
rejection of Campbet'i "Hohenllnden"
by the Greenoek A4Vfrtjlper. It runs
thus:
T. C.-The lines coiaunesela "1On L n,
dea when the sun was tow" are not up tc>
our standard. Poetry Ip pvldeutly hot f
C.'s torte.
A HateO !bdy.
"So your hhtmzPd ilwfys stays In
the house nights?" said one Woman.
"Yea." answerIed tie other. "Once
t Iram gets settled jlown it front of
his fireside you ca~'t get him out of
doors even to br i at a armfttl of
Wood" -
A Hus3iehold Matter.
iootusemald Petase. sir, will you
cogme at once? Tlhe dtorln' room's on
rite. Master--Well. go atd tell your
mlistress. YTo know I never Interfern


-i hotim-hoid Watintemrs-Ptich.
the aew PhItbsopher.
's1ome [poplC eIVe trouble a h1ug."16
"Othard.S c'rt7 the dtltatlon too Mgf
pad ItW t=.i"dY-WaahiIbgton IeRo-
aid,
1'rtiF'm eKtw *my be distltigtllsbed
from fi..e by tlh ftct that it beat'rse-
flectloft. e can thitfk of It WIth
pleastifte tbxt dy aWAd helCt week.



s.ii th eog al dW h~ra hrrang


S, ANDREWS

ICE &POWER COMPANY.

SManufacturers of and Dealers in

P VtRE CRYSTAL IC E!

WHOLESALE AND RETAILI

A COLD STORAGE EQUIPMENT

Snatebs l'e to mriU OrAder At Oant

No Order Too Large, None Too Small!

SSatisfaction Guaranteed.
T. J. MC SWEN, Manager,


__


Panama City, Friday night, Jan, 21 ,..._..
nnd Saturday until noont, Jan. 22. -
Gr6eethead, from l11 a. mn to 3 p. m, T
Monday, Jan. 24.
Wautsau, Tuesday and Wednesday, 1J U
'Jan. 25 and 26.
Davis Mill, Thursday and Friday, The Lead gr
Jan. 27 and 28. -
Alma, Saturday, Jan. 29.
Dunoan, Monday, Jan. 31, A" MDrN D I
Caryville. Tuesday and Wednesday, Knowing drug values, is of
Feb. 1 and 2, feature of our btsinest but it has n
Chl-iley, Thur'sday and Friday, Feb, drug values. We kno*w the value (
3 and 4. know how to select and buy the very
South Bo lfays Saturday, fom 10 COcME mit Alih
Vea. =. Monday, Feb. 7. Test the Fragrance of Our
Millers Ferry, 'uesday, F ,eb, 8,
Hinso iX-Roads, Wednesday, Feb. 9. LATEST PERF UM'
Mattox Springs, Thursday, from 10
a. m. to 2 p. m. Feb. 10. T lt
Poplarhead, Friday, from 10 a, m. to Examine Our Toilet Water
.2 p, tn. Jani 11,
Please note the above dates and They are unsurpassed ih pernanen
meet us. W. B. GAINER. anD deltcacy of odor. We keep a co
Tax Collector, plete assortment of the most delica
3 J, WILLIAMS domestic and imported perfumes a
Tax Assessor. Toilet Waters throughout our entire
DO Itee Toilet Go od1 epartmen
Very WlAitn Will Be Intereste& The most fastidioMt aste is pleas
There has recently been discovered We have a consignment of Toilet Soap
an aromatic pleaLanl herb cnre for Wo- Bath that come nearer to perfection than
man's ills, called Mother Grav's AUS- from impurities ore hot to be found ever
TRALIAN-LEAF. It is the only cer- anything in this line, here is the pace t
tain regulator. Cures female weak- TOILET POWDERS-The attention
nesses and backache, kidney bladder tatn a beautiful complexion, a soft and h(
und uifiaPy troubles. At all Drug- of deliSate powders and complexion beau
gists or by mail 50 cts. Sample FREE, skin from dirt, wind and dust by the us.
Address, The Mother Gray Co. 1LeRoy, oilet is cortplete without dust of faiit
N. Y. face. Tooth Powders, Pastes, Washes,


PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
a and beautifies the har.
oel uxiriant growth.
Never Pails to Restore Gray
Mair to it TYouthfu l Color.
Curme salp dimsms & hir fsUing.
Ond$iOat Drggai ds


tiou. Tooth Brushes, lTair lJrushesyor 0
toilet requisites so essential to comfort. b
in endless variety ftellable DR
partmentour stock is complete. lUI
Our goods are the best makes and wi
We Sell all PAT.TT T T
A. J H. JAN


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CROMANTON. PERSONAL.
Speial Report tt the Buov. Mrs. Pirrong, whose husband is
e Every thing is lovely around; hre purser on the str. Manteo, stayed
y -and the goose hangs high-Xmas! over night, with her old time friend
is past now; Cromanton celebrated Mrs. M. G. Post, Monday, and on
d on Saturday night in the hote Tuesday Mrs. Pirrong and little girl
i. parlor, with Xmas tree, everything boarded the Manteo to join Mr. P.
a passed off lovely; one of our bay Mr. E. S. Day left on Monday,
t oyster pullers was deputy Santa for a point in Louisianna,thirty
Claus, and he filled the bill so near miles west of New Ooleans, where
- perfect, that some of the children he takes the position of millwriwht,
won't believe anything else, but in the construction of a large saw-
n that he was the Simos pure mate- mill, Mrs. Day expects to jin him
ria. It was an enjoyableoccasion, there when the hotel thattis being
Mr Carden is improving over hi g built is ready for guests.
y mishap wrestling with a log cart. Miss. Ebba Hasseborg.is taking a
e Mr. C. W. Farley has been on the vacation, with her mother in Pitts-
, sick list the past week, but at this burg, on East Bay.
writing is some better. Mrs. J. T. Gwaltney and Mrs. M.
p Messrs. R. S. and John Stude, Rynearson were out calling, on
baker Sundayed with friends here. friends, in Waretown, Tuesnay.
a Mr. G. Denton a log man. expect Mrs. Lena Dobb is visiting, with
to move to Millville, this week, her cousin, Mr. P. E. Wilson and
e Quite a large number of orange wife, in West End.
trees are being planted, on this side Capt. Thos. Masker to"k lutito a
of the bay, this winter, number of people out fishing, on the
Mr. E. Mosher has been some- launch Sharpshooter, Mo*iday. -.
what under the weather the past Mr. J. M. Wills and family speift
o few days, but seems to be improv- a day, with their friends, Mr. iand
Sing a little. It is sincerely hoped Mrs P. E. Wilson,
that the new year will bring him Mr. Dell Johnson of Southport
Snew health and pleasures, made a short vigit at his ho~e in
S School is expected to commence St. Andrews, Sunday.
in Cromanton, early in January. Frank Haight and family ate
Mr. C. W. Forbes was a caller at hristmas djnier with hir other,
Mr. E. Mosher's, Sunday afternoon Mrs. O.H. Kester.
The Wetappo and Farmdale post Miss Grace West was a caller in
offices appear somewhat stirred up Mrs. C Clapper and brother Mr.
because the mail route isn't ar- Mrs. C.Clapper and brother Mr.
ranged for the convenience, and best Ra, ae Chtms turey with Mr
interests, of the East Bay people.
A gappy new year, Mr. Editor. Mt. Elias Ayars of Pearl: Bayou,
---- .--- was over here, on Mondays
Antl Are Six bared. Mr. Geo. Rottieh is spendmtig the
lathie matter of some of tprlt sense'
ban the amlts f re tLooteo than- ord. holidays with his kin,a9nd friends
narily endowed. Stratlg. as It may in St. Andrews.
I Sem. each- ait has st hstlent sit ears. The Misses Young andt Payne,
Asida fPrtm thiss multiplicity if ears. the polar teachers h ve arrived
they lte intcttied in tlst aborit the queer arrived
est Plct IiiidgIltiigblCe--no the legs. p'lie). ready to assume their duties in the
keem dear to all sounds mnde by th, the elegant new school house. They
vibtatiot of thel tr. tbu deteri thI are at present rooming with Mrs. J.
4iightedt itoss b iible VIathaions of sollr
tnItePrl.i. T1l- in suppoaed to be to 'T. Gwaltiey, oil Ltke str.;4
rheir andnn:age in that such things a'e Messrs. E. Swearlngen and Captl-
,1)prOACnbltlK ootstpps tell more of t erseft fr Apalachicoa, ys-
Otiasibillty of danger than such auund- Peters, left rpalachic0ma, yes-
*I1 are trannaitted lhrottgh thl air. s terday, were they may.remain for
'enaltlre re their feet that they deter a few Mtonths. --
the Ilmpact of I small bird shot dropid M er n ad
on the table from a height or about sii master Rynearson madea.i first
Inches aUd about fourteen feet distant trip to Waretown Tuesda
from an artflclal rest plas-ed at the M wea
other end of the table.-St. Nicholas. I. B weargen W
caller at the Buoy office .t n rmn-
The noxt time the cnildren catch ing, and stated that he had iel,.
cold, give it something that will freely g and stated that he ha te
-i0d pgminply but gently ovae the bowi moved with' his sbn, frtimi Cook
elrs. In that way the cold will at once on EAst Hiay to ISt..inret. Thty
,. Tin,, o
be driven out of the system. Kennedy's are occupying the. house *fated .by
Laxative Gough Syrup moves the bow. the Peel family in Weptj~ ~d,
els l.romptly and ireely yat gently and n W. G e
at the same time Heals irrltti apd Mr. John W. Ganer tthty
s the cough. It is especially goc supervisor of registratiarl i;.f Econ-
for Children. Sold by all druggists. fina. is visiting in St. And s .for a
S -day or two,and was a Aost wel-
N 0 TI C E come visitor at the Buoy office,"
We will be at 'he following plac- ,-
es on the days and dates below for The Cook's DecensiQn.
the purpoa O&f collecting the state The cook picked up ah 1gg. fhe
looked at It doubtfully.
and county taxes for the year 1909, "It's bad," she said.
and assessing the taxes for the She dropped it. -
"It's woreef' she hastily adea.-E- *,
year 1910.:
e 3 change. t
Vernon, Monday, Jan.53,. ,,ae
Ebro, Tuesday; from 9 a, me tol p.m.
Jan. 4., S.. S AND
Point Washington Wednesday, Jan.5. "'ST 'A I
Westbay, Thursday evening and AT T T
nilht, Jan 6.
Southport, Friday night, Jan. 7; Sat- Bayviaw St uOne
urday, until noon, Jan. 8.
confine, Monday, Jan. 10. U-t
Bayhead,2Tuesday, Jan. 11. NeW UD-tO
Nixon, Wednesday. Jan. 12, make a o
Fountain, Thursday, Jan. 13, 1 make a Specialty Bre
Parker, Monday, Jan. 11.1 ,f all K
Millyille, Tuesday and Wednesday,
Jan. 18 and 19, AL O~dLde Cive
St. Andrewis Thursday and Friday, ___ .
Jan. 20 and 21, + .. '


PHARMACY,
ig Store
,r ST. AlTOEiawp.
RUG STORE.
course, the most important,
ot taken all of our time to kno*
on TOILET ~lPEUIALIES. We
finest that are made.






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s, Toilet Sponges and Sponges for tht
iany we ever'saw. Toilet Soaps free
where. We have them. If you want
to get it.
Sof all ladies whd c re to haveand re
healthy white skin, is called to otr line
itifiers. Project the open pores of the
e sf these aids to charm. No woman's
,ly scented potdeot over' the neck and
cosmetics and Rlogues of every descrip-
rmbs, Manicure sets. and all the little
ioalth tnd beauty are to be found here
ln R In this de-
BBER GOODS. Our goods
11 not disappoint you.
EZDIOIZNZ in demanp
SENIUS. St. Andrews. P1.


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Exception to the Rule.
"I have a boy in my school of whom
1 am very fond," said a New York
teacher smilingly. "but i fear to think
'rhi t his fultur., n.lmv he."
"'lnd"drl? T ePs he p0i1'r,- er- crm.
Itull ieudeucies"' sonmP gl'd\e person
who had missed the smile iqflit'id.
"Well. I am afraid he mda. become a,
Writtc for funny p;:pers." the teacher
suggested tentatively. "Yoil see. 1
was having a history revieW o0e day.
abd rT isked this boy Who Was Peter
the Great. He answered. 'A czar of
Russia.'"
"And was there more than one Peter
the Great?" I asked.
"Hle appeared to ponder fot a mo-
ment and then replied. 'No. Miss Mary
that was n case in Which history didn't
re-Pete Itself.' "-Juldge.
"The Picnic tretch."
Thotuh n billinrt tOrhVPrsdIiohillll.
George Meredith had. of course. his
silent moods, and he happened to be
In otib tf them at a certain plenic.
Next to bim sat a lady. herself a good
talker, who had beecn looking forward
to this meeting for days and, It may
he guessed, preparing for It-ih rain.
The obly sentence that passed his lips
Was when he reached slightly across
ter for the galt-"Ekcuse the piculc
stretch."-Manchester Guardian.
Very Affectionate.
Mr. Headsalll-'That horse yoUl
brought yesterday seems a vicious
looking animal. Is he affectionate?
Mr. Cropper-Affectionate? I should
think so. Why, When he'came ott of
the stable he stood upon his hind legs
.and tried to embrace me.
The Aurora Borealis.
Whatever may be the cause of the
aurora borealls, its height does not ap
pear to be limited lby the atmosphere.
The rays soumetiiens touch the earth in
Scandinavia. coming between the ob-
server and elevated placed. butt Flogel
years ago obtained data showing that
a large adrora seen in northern Ger-
many must have had a height of sixty
miles and that the rays often rise to
450 miles, their points glowing with

Rich Men's Gifts Ate Poor
beside this: "I want to go on record as
saying that I tegarc Electtic Bitters
as one of the greatest gifrt that God has
given to womaa," writes Mrs, 0. Rneh-
vault of Vestal Center, N. Y, "I can
never forget what it has done fhr me.'
This glorious medicine gives a woman
buoyant spiritsla iigor of body and jubi-
lant health, It quickly Ourte ne;.'ous-
ness, sleeplessness, melaneholyi head*
ache, tainti g and dizzy spells; aoon
builds tip the weai, ailing and sickly.
Try them, 50c, at Gainer Meruai..
tile Co. and A. H. Brake's.,
~;--i-ri -mid- .--
A Costly Client.
Miss Bayley told me that. Mr.
Phipps the octllt, told a gentleman,
who told her, the following anecdote
of the late Duchess of Devonshire:
Mr. Phlpps was sent for to Cr.ts-
worth to operate uplu the duchess'
eye. He stayed there some -time and
at patting,. rewlLed. (fj-omri h. dQke a.
fee of 1,000. lJust before be stepped
luto his carriage a message from the
eluches, brought him to her chamber.
She hoped the duke aud done what'
W las iliiuoine by Mt. Phipps. The
gellttliutnc ph)oested:
"YuLr. al.t d itrO Ihan hnndootrlm"
"'It ism lu.awfu l i hng." continued her
. r;!ce. "tr aa.k. but renlly'l am at this
:ol illu. :ird ir y.u could. Mr. Phipps."
\\'l r tll1til Ihk, O.utisl do? He pro.
mlu etl his t'l.ln., tollk bld leave and
;,vear le:irrd o hilas rhoney from that
i;;i. to this. l'r' tii '"'H 'elle,.-tl:,ns of a
;oulg Life." Ly Lord Brougllttou (John
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Medicine
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral is a
regular cough medicine, a
strong medicine, a doctor's
medicine. Good for easy
coughs, hard coughs, desper-
ate coughs. If your doctor
endorses it for your case, take
It. If not, don't take it. Never
go contrary to his advice.



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The dose of Ayet's Pills is small, only
one t bedtime. As a rule, laxative doses
are better than cathartic doses. For con-
stipation, biliousness, dyspepsia, sick-
headaches, they cannot be excelled.
Ask your doctor about this.
lMIb%*r e. . Aer go.i Le"].i, a. m-.

the Diamond Rcma;ns a Mystery.
Ad a substances thln dfn'uond Is oue
of the myr.t.rirs.of Inatllre, IIe of the
despairs of stcence. Nob.lly knows
whenuc Ii came or huw. wtLrher it Is
a spark from a comet's t;ll or U (IryR-
tnllized drop squeezed ill SOiit4 lI:ul'i-
blo Inrt"nilty of flurry cont-iiTlou from
the white hoit IrisUrgl-dlt hI'rt of th
earth. Nobody knows tlsi h li ut ii
at all. except that It' r0* -' I, ielon;
to this world. Some k,; monds liternl!y were fromii the slles.
They came Imbedded In nieteorlitp
cast upon Arizona andl ciilhe Iy nn
anldentified star. One d,~c' nit pron-
pert for f lilpq of *s'nr:. A- w-ll .Aarelh
for the end of the roiubuw. Neliber
Is It practical to hnuammer all sorls uf
eruprive roc- nnd rongl.-mernt- where
ever 'o ceP nl '(l r 1rtl':!ii 'I rr voi
enrilt up' nit-~iIll diIstrl'-tq aro i'r jt "'o
srirlly ib,' uimst promlslg. for ,irtei.
diatn oals th:it seemu to li.i(, haid vol
eCR!,. origin ore.ur thlii-nd o' r inilr'
from tte prob:iltle ph;.'e of xtrulslon
can'rled thpn,-.. It Is asisutmd. by
glcl;al drift inr some fur back geolog-
klal tine.-l-rnukllt Clarkin to Every
body's Magazlue.
Mrs, 9. Joyce, Clardmont, N. H.,
writes: "About a ear ago I bought two
bottles of Foley's Cidey Remedy It
cured me of a severe case of kidney
trouble of several years standing. It
certainly is a rfeand, ,good medicine,
and I heartily recommend it, Sold by
all druggai4ts
A Dinnrr For litf6e,
In hls aurti.llogrltlphy. "A FraigLdpat."
PrtensPmr nn Muln. ler llhls thU' follow-
rng Hinlmr-ntpe of thIe pJuk# of We'lllgO-
toi: "*Uis srvunt bad bLrt sent be -
forre to ordcr dinner for him ut an out f
of the wvay hofl. iindil in order to im-
press the landlord wlh the dignity of.
blhs emlUing gueWt be reclltd a.ounther
of tie duke's tIUeu., lWrlb wer vrry
uOinmerV.l Tae jOnudlr4,, tjn k4gl
thllt Ii t pDke qt 'tttfina. thbe r'li
of Wulterlon. Ibe Mhinqnln of Torrpt
'edrds atid nil f (p rest werre fflnds
Irrluvtd to line tU Ibte IflIbbe.of
We lliigtuu. ordert-d a'repnrlialy d tr try
anUliiUlia bLnflnlupt. to the gKret dlt
tlinv of thI r,:il ~ ib ,."


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"Ah. what a differetace there O iW
marked the cynic wearily. "betweO
courtship and & rriagel Courtship M
made up of soft wptbizga-0 urIsag
of hard ifcts."
And be broke th i-*m~di't~J
a sigh.-New forkTtjion
M61e Than He Dkrgsea*e-FjWC
Mrs. Beluban-T am rettlig gtnloof
alt the tidte. Benbanl-T*'4z *iu'5t-
got marrITd I lIttle ftalised thatI I*ad
getting a wife on the b-sZaflspiat
plVa
it to often *omun sho fntftdto ad
with the great thiings that sheMr1t1 pmo
tent Us from tnacco illshfik.-Alexat
dre Dumas.

Stung For Fifteen Yrsrm
by IndigestIon c5 nunk:--in ti'ti:g r-8i11
d ictor. a d 000M0 wetl, u Ifmr 1 med o0
i vain. P. F A';rue' h l Itplt,-cie, 1
C., at last used br akingi' ?4ew Lifo
Pills, and wrlte- they wholly onr- 4
him. They cnre cornstilmiauh. bill, tie
ness, ick hAadaehu'. stomacb, h Hr x,
kidney a'ad bowel slaubies. '11. i-1 A
a L*
Antmai. YV I'N O%. 0,1,1.
)ld6 t Mr e' 'Prt IfIti wbatl curifta
thing It i thaII SidHa' tflhtrrnlsj h av -
poketS. -gr-umt.-q tu,- &jiy, jV...jjq. r, if
powkett.. lu 101jer t Ot ,n cti to.'rr ita
o 11I1Pthe% eallt itf, II0 Ii fifitay e
linii an:lm nsite irt), A tftatrc113ail
Inanlohat ve ?he'4p *'it~'i 401 (0 *
itud sio Ui.tsth. 'e msIIf,4 A il t I:11milltte.4
lfllinjillIin our -,i'tihe'ti, AIalf". fjtm
kiingarnip Is the o fl rn.t of thic slad. --
Full grewn katicar-po" uts sixztnel 'f-.9.,
at a junilp. and so. r lien g.'IbIg tin .1%
long journey or ntenilnt from htintefl.
think what a enuteurs It i nrmas 1W Id
Mother Kangirin tii kiaknw thnt lrr
bablee are nu nsid moare in Ire's' Iti j.
t! -Ikxcbiugd.
Scei't Ink.
A Pimple 4-li elle'tu vohen ism- v -.1 Ae:
tti c(ohtjil'h imle se c It. 1.111 .0. le4 -t
keep the i 1 I i:.l i -rtt'', r,' n 9041
ter Instlead of Ink.m ii ii. -wpi
wvhen dr~'. but wt nra.. Iao" .iwh.'i. g #%F%-
in applied to ith II is It o ,111.-.1 -1m
make perfectly ? iii, ot h cittIh'- el.iru. ..
of the cotetf l Ix he' le'ph" e'P aetI?. f It
bld beefn read rh i filttri.e rm;srt vII'o'r
colflplighed by t'Ii % t n Ith 'it
tlots of lodfde if -a:sPt1 it s YuoJ-r .1
few days Intfr thit *F.i sti ll.4 ihrol.
disappeared.
so Rel y.
Jones' bdl, 7wff t ft1I1W '
through tla f t'le tiru-tr .itqi-At. '-i 4
short wtf baits ff 4iteF'e$. ,.
Wsy-That if.:19 jlk 0, :.1. ik,.h u r "'.41,
GO -"ti wh iiri'.t- t l-I-
trelgh~t.-?i4tik'* flttt "'irurusat' '

At e Yls" -iv- I: ,W'dp. -i-
goqd. eahtv'*tl. Pt.'.d,.',t b;-' -fit
er-a very tsulmlceU'r ''- r -
elt wfns ?"-.Llsrpr~. r~ s~*.l' .rs~
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ORROS, !Proprietor.

oor North of Galtney's Slhop.

*Date Equipment!
ad. Cakes, Rolls and Pies
minds.
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Surpriinsg,


What Kodol Will Do

'r rot whl ned it But the longer you, no
Slet oIndition the me will *sdffr Wfore Klo
Sui grtoM G ood Digigago.


Ali of course, ilditgitoa it neg-
he:tei long e ough, brings on soern
ds diseadlses in *Whidh Kodol casagt
Sneoflt yotL SoUe Of these there
' -to no help for at All
There are, Ii fact, very few al*-
I a-t *hkld 'iMnot be tr Ied dl
Ieftly to Iapuft blood And Itdl-
sure blood is always dus to a dis-
ordered stomach.
Use Kodol and prevent Nervous
Dyrpepala. ;
Kodol will effectually assist Na-'
ture to secure a complete restore.
ion of good digestito. It does
Sby at once 41gesting all food
t ite. stomach and keepltl It dl-
e-ted, ntil the stomach i resided
and ean reesse Its own wrof, t 9
dol removes tie ausee--ad thk
e e J t quickly removesee Itel.
When t is recalled that Ape-
-ety, Heart Diseease Cancer-and
w. e oes 'cou"mnpiuon--ore due to
S oof dieetim anad potlons thus
: tl ttt the blood, and
mh t he systea-th ',por
Speoe d af iat"aelag geod saw
Hes el r4.MweeC .


We kneW wbht lodoi would 4
blore ever the first bottle was
sold. It w did .not know Just what
It will do, we wouldd not guarantee
it the way we lio.
It is eas" for you to prove Kodol
-the next (or the first) time you
have an attack of indigestion. And
you will certainly be surprised at
the results. It is perfectly harn-
less.
There can be no harm In trying
something that may do you a great
deal of good-when it costs you
nothing if it doesn't.

Our Guarantee
bo toyro druggist today and get dol-
lar bottle. Then after you have used the
entir ontento of the bottle if you can
honestly yit it has not done you n
good, return te bottle to the druggist and
he will refund yotfr money without ques-
Moo or delay. We will then pay the drug-
it jt for the bottle. Don't hesitate, anil
drueglta know tkat our guarantee s good.
Thia offer apples to the large bottle only
and to but oneaO a family. The large bov'
tie ontaeli *a titueMea muoh as the filty
tu bot"l '
Kodol s prepared at the labor&a
torlesof B. C. DWitt A Co.,Chlca


LOLD BY ALL DRUG3;ST8.

V ----i-, It all planned out fof a week past, and
I believe that if yod will help me I
Acan Witl out as easy as grease. 1 take
It that Abe and me stand about equal
S I IT CHANCE, In the Widder Grimes' affections. It's
like balancing a stick on the top rail
S I n IU of a fence. Abe can drive oxen and
-t not swear, and In case the preacher
ain't there he can take the lead at a
S I y AflABILLA JASON. funeral or prayer meeting. I can drive
7 vilsghtat Io I.bY AsaocAted Literar' a hog out of the garden without yell-
PE.J oing to be heard a mile away, and I
Aunt Mary Spooner, widow of Dea- have made two speeches on the Fourth
cl Spooner, sat on the veranda of of July. It's about an even thing be-
ir hose l the village of Parkville tween us. The widder is balancing.
WIV *rme wliag on her lap, when She may balance for a year if some-
,tis was a rattle of wheels In the thing hain't done. Something is going
d a "Wholar m om a m an driving to be done. I'm going to appeal to her
e hm e wagwo. and she looked up jealousy. Im going to make her think
3o camefbw be at ad exclaim: she's lost me forever."
: 'ut Just how?'
"New. then. It that ain't Sam Bott- "'rbt's where you come In, Mary.
dtr whom I haven't 5en fobr t lhe 0 t you'll set a ay, and I'll drtVe ovei
4at $m0 then It must be his twin here and get you. I'l drive you past
Ietther, though I know he never had the farm and back. She'll surely see
bI. a.:; us. She'll see -us sorter cuddled up to
It was Lam. He hitched Is borne each other and talking confidentially.
4ad. e6aed the gate1 and tiey werb Right in front of her .house she'll seeW
s making bnds and aing aboutmy arm stealing around your wait,
S*bakig hands and asking bt and we'll both be looking as happy as
h oetoter's health. A chair was all oUtloors. The demon of Jealousy.
InEMOtut t for him and after some as they call It. will bubble up,no her'
PraI talk the widow said: heart at once, and she'll feel that she
'0au yeu are looking worried and loves me only and must have me 'r
touls. and I'm sorry to ee It. Is die. When I.pass for the third time
thae anything on your mind that you after leaving you home she'll be down
tst to conmilt me about,' to the gate to stop me ands ay, 'Sam
"Thee Lt, Mary," he replied. "That's Bottford, you hump yourself and bring
eon why re come over to e a preacher here and marry ,meor I'II
I.aftw hall thIsUwe.es, I'ver Re show you what desperate woman
t t l tbla godN, f I've back a tan do.' She'll say that, Mary. and
- ak W lfd'lh g didp"pefl back and tvltblu. two hours she'll be mine.
S daft anybody to go to for a 0vc. l, w, u tI e .
R at once the other night I happened -'u"n: now, wouilt U u .t l
35 thaL of yea. and'I says to myself, fhat,under tp 'aino m'irculii.-nianu4..'
,ays I, 'Why not go over and see "1--. hardly think so." reOiiled the
Mart Spooner about It? and that's "wou;tln.rt a moment's thoul t. e
why I am here." '"tut o.u hmti hired Ihearld.-you see.
"1 hope ye are not going to los and that makes a heap of tdlTreuve.
Mr farm on a mortgage" .e1ebb, you couldfl:t be made Jealous.
"No; nothing of the kind. Mlary. Ive bhut red handed w.men uad jt'i-1ousy go
got to be 'Ofty-five years old. and I've tugetr ir. .ird, but when she atW-s ny,
peep living alone all these years. I'ln arm steaiing around your iwul.t Bhe'll
lb'oldtat old bachelor in the.county grow a foot taller in a mlnlt!"'
SY'I yer ago it kinder seemed for ."But I couldn't allow that. Sam."
*W io e a0 If you and me was goi;ig "Oh. yes. P ou 'could. Mary. You'll al,
to thA9 a match Jof It. but It reli low it for old time's sake. Your con--
thrQugh. The.deacon came along, a81l science has always troubled you tot
'yun preferred him to me. I ain't kick- thle way you throwed' me down, and
Iir 'Mbout it. lie was a good m:an t I' telling you ftat this is the last
tfRhWe@dgo was. cand I was sorry when chance for me. If 1 lose the Widder
h earw that you was left a widder Grimes rm a gone coon. The turtle'
ah'a been deadl two years or more. doves will never coo for me aga'n."
int don't think I've rome a-courting There was more talk. and the Widow
Ptre gnt old and@ hacklety and bald- Spooner finally gave a doubtful and
headed. nDd I knew it wbtid be no reluctant consent. She warned Sam,
f 'e to hpl l faltftlg atbolt turtle- however, that he was taking chances
lt'rnes to yuet" and must put up with consequences.
"No. Pam, It wouldn't" was the A day and hour were named for him
quiet reply as the widow breathed a to drive over again, and he went home
WAlb of relief. with a smile on his face for the first
"It 1rtI, Mary, I'm sorter bOund to time In weeks. When -the day came
toot*er womnti-trotfher wkider-and for him to head for Partville again he
I'm not the man to be ctoorting around drove at a slow pace past the Plum
after rWo wilder women at once. She's Tree farm.
S- w*oma namns d rfmsne ytn:g about The Widow Grimes was out ambng
t~lP*' difts thfif s~r ot my faL 8h the cabbages killing slugs. She saw
owns what they call the Plum i T htibm d waved her hand, but he look-
tarm' I ed straight ahead and never stopped.
*"Xe; I know her by sght. So Th i was to make her wonder what
Ya'Ve failS to love with herrT r
"0YoU'e faile a ris love with hei r was up. The other widow was ready,
"Y-e6s; my heart's been a-tbrobbing and in an hogr or so the old white
Sfur her for thelaso six months. She h ne od da morrt wagsoon came trot-
a't no greet shake as far as looksstood
go, and I wish her hair wasn't so red, t he open doorack.. Thehey saw Grimeat she
-but she's got a nice iirm there, Mary- in the oand doorc They aw thackbe
did. and Sam chockled and eackled
a mighty nice farm-and she can cook and whispered to his companion:
the -best boiled dinner a hungry man
ever sat down to. We agree on the 't's a world beater. Mary. Lean on
Bible, on.the ieet. way to smoke hams; me as ff you lo.vd me half to death!"
oan bavhlgnWs racnT9 to the Wtndeor Mary letaned. and two mitfiutes later.
hn summr-feryt- oethin, bt oneand as thy' were square in frotit ot the
that Is what ts'bothering me and why house; he said:
Pre come orer to see yo."* "Now my arm goes around your
"And what's that Sam?" asked the w'lst. The Wdder Grilms sres It.
widow. I1er hbels are llfttlg up. I datsn't look
"i popped the question tio months at her. but I know that her face is ha
ago. but there's another teller did the. red as a beet. The demon has sudden-
same thing. He's Abe Johnson, a wid- Iy appehkred. atnd she's saying to ber-
'vep. lie's about my age and no bet- self tMht she'll kill any woman that
.-r lIokilng. and the widder Id' hanging takes me away from her. Lord, Mary,
Irt at to whether It Ia best for her to but I shnll be grateful to you aill the
marry sra old bach or an old widower, re't of my days!"
Sea* w.. Blk'st got to take time to They drove up the road two miles
hlalj f oh sr" and then turund about to repeat the
"Andt yeor 'waut to hurry her up?" performance. Thl.s time the Widow
"That's Just iF. Mary. You are.un- Grimes wis hl Ifway down to the gate.
.i ersCatailng- the altua on Aright off.
tea. I enht to hurry her up, and I
want the twr tkinwto be in my favor. D RSFREiCH FEMALE
ou are a ifoman, t a widder. You I
esirht to know wflkrl wfhM woman Sm. C. fo Su., ,,, ,m|,
aud wiM'ter weooVit dfr iudAe certainD I, NT int 1 af
,ra x. cma n-e them on traln o be. pald or
"l'erhaFp." walr('te dortart reply. hve them .end .yor rder to t drle
"Whnt are fti certFal Ctrermsta'a es?" UNvto MoPICAL Co.n, *e Ts. Lu*rsT.a. Pa.
"Jealousy. Mary-.jea)ousy' I've had
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hbe preteptddt to be pulling some
ite-,t'dcl ct (if tbh tdf of plnk ,. but It
I W'aus only ,ret,'ilse. thl\ saw the Widow
-pooner lean: she saw an arm go
around her waist; sie almost beard
vwhspors of love as the old wagon
creaked along.
"Mary Spoohti~,' said Sam Bottford
as he healed her oit of the wagon at
her own gate. "I'm owing you a debt
I can never, never pay. You've helped
me through like the good woman you
are. As 1 drive along back the Wid-
der Grimes will bd at the gate to
blow me up, and after the blowing It
will be the preacher and a marriage.
Nobody ever had such a plan before.
It has worked without skipping a cog.
Don't you buy no taters this fall. I'll
see to It that you have ten bushels to
start the winter on-yes, ten bushels
of taters and a crock of butter."
"And when shall I know how yot
came out?" she asked.
"Oh, you'll hear it talked of in two
or three days, and you'll hear that we
are off on our wedding tour. Lord.
Mary, hasn't it worked beautifully-
beau-tl-ful-ly!"
Two hours later, as the Widow
Spooner was eating her supper, she
heard the rattle of that democrat wag-
on again and another "Whoal" and
went to the door just as Sam Bottford
reached the veranda and sat down on
the steps.
"For mercy's sake, but what has
happened?" she exclaimed.
"There won't be any wedding' re-
plied a hollow Voice.
"Nol"
"Nor any bridal tour!"
"No!"
"Nor any nothing!"
"But why, Sam, Why?"
"Because the Widd'er Grimes and
Abe Johnson were married three days
ago! She was down to the gate to tell
me as I drove back-and to hope that
my health was the same as usual."
The Widow Spooner turned her
head to hide a smile.
"1 knew it all along, Sam," said she,
"but I thought you wouldn't ever be
satisfied until you bad tried every way
you knew."
Samuel looked at her. Slowly a
smile crept over his face.
"To tell you the truth." said he. "I


LEGAL NOTICES,

i`OtICB FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior.
U. S. LAND OFFrlr AT GAINEIVII.E, FLA.
October 23, 1909. .
Notice is herebylgiven that -James A
Adams whose postoffice address is West
Iba, Florida, did on on the 23d doy o
August, 1909, file in thi' offlee Swor.
Statement and Application, No. 05597
to pulchasa the ua of ne~4 aud sw~ 01
net/ of section 4, township 2, south
range' 16 west, Tallahassee M-ridian
and the timber thereon,under the pro-
visions of the act of June 3, 1878
and aets amendatory, known as tht
Timber and Stone Law, at such value
as might be fixed by appraisement., and
that. pursuant to such application, th<
land and timber thoreon have been ap-
piaised, the timfier estimated 160,001'
board ftet at$2-0 per M. and the lafa
$80.00; or cinhbined value of the land
nnd timber at $4100.0"; that -said appli
cant wil offer final proof in support of
his application and sworn stateinemt oi
-the 5th day of Jannary 1910. before thi
clerk of circuit court at Vernon, Florida.
Any person is at liberty to protest thi
purchase before entry, or initiate a con-
teitt at any time before \patent iAsues bh
filing a corroborated affidavit in this of-
flee, alleging facts wl.ich would dofeat tIh
entry, i HBlam S. CH'BB, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR.
"-U. S. Land Offic at Gainesvil!e, Fir ida.
November 26, 1909.
INotice is hereby given that John L,
Sconiers, whose postoffiee address is Ba- -
head, Florida, did on -the 23rd day of
August, 1909 file in this office sworn
statement and Application, No. 05732
to purchase the ui of se* and ne* of swi
Section 1, Township 2 south, Rvnga 14
west, Tallenasese Meridian, and the tim-
ber thereon under the provisions of the
act of June 3, 187. and acts amendatory,
known as the "Timber and Stene ILaw,"
at such value as 'might be fixed by ap-
praissment, *and that pursuant to such
application, the land and timber thereon
have been appraised at Five Hundred
and Forty Dollars, the timber estimated
at 320.000 board feet at $1.50 per M. and
the land $60.00; that said applicant will
offer fin .1 proof in support of his applica-
tion and'sworn statement on the 2nd day
of February, 1910, before the clerk ,of
the circuit coutt at Vernon, Florida,


Any person is at liberty to protest this
purchase before 'entry, or initiate a con-
test at any time before the patent issues,
by filing a corroborated affidavit in this
office, alleging facts which would defeat
the entry. HznRY S. CHUBB, Register.

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR,
U. ISLAND OFriI 'AT GAINESVILLE, FLA.,
November 20, 1910.
Notice is hereby given that William
D. Turner, whose postoffice address is
W.usau, Florida, did on the 19th
day of August, 1909, file in this office
sworn statement :and Application, No.
05731 to purchase the sel of swi, and
sa of set of section 1, township 2 south,
range 14 west, Taliahassee Meridian and
the timber thereon, under the provisions
of the oet of Jane 3, 1878, and acts
amendatory, known as the Timber and
Stone Law,"at such value as might be
fiixd by appraiiement, and that pursu-
ant to Isuch application, the land and
timber ,thereon have been appraised at
Six Hundred Dollars. the timber esti-
mated at 360,000 b6ard feet at $1.50 per
M, and ihe land $60.00 that said appli-
cant will offer fiscal proof in support of
his oplication andj sworn statement ott
the 2nd day of February, 1910f before
the cerk o( the circuit court 1t Vernon,
Florida.
Any person is at liberty to prote.it this
pi rehase before entry, or initiate a con-
test- at any titue before the patent issues,
by filing a corrobarated affidavit in thiP
office, alleging facts which wou d defeat
the entrv. HiaRy S. CHUBB, Register.


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nearly hollered for joy. Mary;'' hid
said sharply. "Mary, do you want md
to remain an old bachelor?'
And after a little while the Widow
3pooner whispered "No."
The Joke on the Jockey.
A few years ago a famous jockey
was engaged to ride the favorite in an
important race. On the way to the
post he found himself cantering along-
side "a rank outsider, the mount of a
stable boy who had only just com-
menced riding.
"You'll have to be careful with that
brute, B.," he remarked. "I've ridden
him before, and you'll never be able to
hold hhiu.*
B. thanked the crack for the hint
and said that he would "do his best"
Halfway through the race the out-
sider and another were in front, with
the favorite close behind. Fancying
that the others were in difficulties, the
rider of the favorite shouted:
"Pull out, B., and let me through!
I've got the race in hand."
The crack was mistaken, however.
Looking back, the stable boy replied,
with a grin:
"I would, but I can't hold him!"
With which the novice let his horse
have his head and shot away, the easi-
est of winners, to the chagrin of the
crack, who finished second.


LEGAL NOTICES.

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.-
Departmeni of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office af Gainesville, Pla.
December 11, 1909.
Notice ts hereby given that Julian O.
Baggett of MrIlee, Florida, who, on Feb-
ruary 25.1903. made 'Homestead entry,
No. 32185, (Serial Number., 02013) for
Lots 2, 3 4 and 5, section 17, township
2 south, range 15west, Tallahassee Me-
ridian, has filed notice of intention to
make final 'five-year: proof, to establish
claim to the land above described, before
the clerk of the cicruit court at Vernon,
Florida on the 19th day of January.
1910.
Claimant names as witnesses: Eugene
Murfee, of Murfee, Florida, Lindaav Bu-
chanan, of We-tbay; Florida and John
L. Morrell and Willie Morreit of Ebro,
elorida, HENRY S. CHUBB, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION,
i^BB DEfARTMrNT OOF THS INTERIOR.
U. S Land Office at Gastnsville, F
November 20, 1909.
Notice is hereby giten that LeRoy H.
Buchanan, whose postoffice address is
Chiplev, Florida, did on the 10th day of
Jaly, '1909, file in this office Sworn State-
ment and Application. No. 05645,'to pur-
chase the net of sec. 1, township. 2 south.
range 16 west, Tillahassee Meridian,
uad the Itjmber thereon, under the pro-
visions otlhe act of June 3, 1878,- and
acts amendatory, known *s the "Timber
and Stone Law," at such valuation as
iniCht be fixed by appraisement, and th.tl,
pursuant to such application the land and
limber thereon have been appraised, at
Five Hundred aiid Sixty Dollars, the tim-
ber estinmted at 320,000 hoard feet at
$1.50 per 1 and the Jand $80.00; that
sain auplicalnt will offer final proof in supp-
porf of hi. application and sworn state-
ment on th'e 2nd day or Feb'ruary. 1910.
mprore | he clerk of the circuitt couut at
Vernon, Florida,
Any p.oreon .js at liberty to contest this
pIurhase'-l before entry,. or ii.i'i Ite a con-
tsle at any time before patent issues, by
filing a corr borat.d affidait in this of-
fice, allegng facts which would defeat
the enlry. He.vRV S. L Huss, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Deptrlment of the ii terior.
U. S. Lald Office at Gainesville, Fla.,
November "JO 1909. f
Notice fp hereby given that Isalell
VinaoI, foimorlv Isaiell Smith, widow of
Eason~3. Sinih, deceased, of Westhay,
F.orida, who, on November 12bt, 1403,
made Hromstead Eutry, No. 33132, be-
rial, No 02185, for the nVj, section 3,
township 2 south, range 16 west, Talla-
hassee Meridian, has filed notice of in-
tention to pake final five-year proof to
esthllish claim to the land above describ-
ed, before., the clerk of the circuit court,
at Vernon,, Florida, on the 4th day of
January, 1910.
Claimrnt names as witnesses: D. J.
Vinson, W.' W. Vinson, James Adams
and Aeberry Foxworth, all of Westbav,
Florida. HENkY S. CHBBs.Register.

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By ESTELLE CLAIRMONT.
(Cop-ighted. 1909, by Associted Literary
Pr.ss)
Well. they wrie triarried and had
,Pone to holsekeepnhg in a cozy little
lat. Arthur Lee and Edith Session. It
was a love matcllh dith knew that
Arthur had a thousatid dollars and no
more to go into the gents' furnishing
business in a modest little store, and
she knew that she would have every-
thing to learn about housekeeping. as
it would be a long time before they
could afford to keep a dervant.
Everything had gone along splendid-
ly for a few weeks, both at the store
and at the flat, when that old maid
Miss Headly came poking her nose in
one day. She was an dequaintance
of both husband and wife and had to
be greeted. Of course she promenad-
ed through the five rooms and praised
nothing, but neither did -iie condemn
antil the bride pointed to a vacant
space in the parlor and observed that
it was reserved for the piano when
they could afford one.
Then the spinster sat doWi its stiff
as a poker with her hands in het lap
and replied:
"Well. I expected it."
"Expected what?"
"That you would bankrupt yotlP hus-
band Inside of a year by your ex-
travagance. You'll coax him into get-
ting a piano, and then will come a fur
coat and opera tickets and tides in a
hired auto, and if you tease hard
enough he may even buy an auto on
the installment plan. I saw the other
day that the business failures in the
country last month were 478, or 78
tnore than for the same month last
year. The men are not to blame for it,
but have been driven into bankruptcy
by their wives."
"But we may not get a piano for two
years," protested the wife, "and I walk
to sase street car fate."
"But what are you doing to assist
your husband?"
"Why, I'm keeping house."
"Yes, and having nothing to do half
the time but reid novels. If I was a
wife, situated as you are, I'd be earn-
ing and saving against the crash."
"Is thefe a r0dsU cotninig?"
"Certainly, and it's going to be in the
gents' furnishing goods too. I meant
to bring along the article I saw in
the paipe yesterday, but I left home in
a great hurry. Edith, do you imagine
that men are always going to wear
shirts and collars ahd cuffs? Has it
nevet' dcetrred- to you that the time
will come when they will make one
suspender do In place of tWo or wear
none at all? Are they going to keep
on choking themselves with neckties'.
Are they going to continue to wear
socks when all writert oi tfvtghlee de-
clare that weaitlng pone -i all Is the
way to void colds, catarrh and con-
suimption? I tell you that a great
change id coining, ahd.y'tr abould pre
pure for it Any ,day yedt husband
may ome In and tell you that be Is a
bankrupt."
"Why, how can men get along with-
Soit shirts and things?" a skcd Edith as
she turned pale.
S"By returning to the simple life.
Adarr had no tisf for those things.
u nmtiay yet see millionaires walking
the street, by advice of their doctors,
with only a bedquilt wrapped around
them."
"And if my husband goes to smash
in his business, then-then"--
"Then suppose you had the money in
the house to start him in a delicates-
sen.store? There is a business that is
not in danger. There are no fashions
to menace it. There are no doctors
holding out warnings. You simply go
in and get potato salad and sausage
and come out again. If you are the
owner of the store you make 50 per
cent profit. Arthur can slice the roast
beef and such. While you make the sal-
ads. If I were in your place I would
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Ing to get something to do to save ijl
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wouldn't say a wotd to Arthur to d-ia
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sooner."
Havifi said her ltty and twih as
meatIl about it as she could, the old
maid deDarted and left the young wife
in tears. EFofnething fo do? Why. ye.
She bad always been asked why she
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She would begin a little picture that
very day. Site woUld paifit one ever
day until she bhad six oh hand and
then send thali to different art stores.
Each one would probably be accepted
and paid for on sight. She might
start her savings account with $200.
The young wife dried her tears,
brushed her hair and ivithin an hour
had begun picture No 1. Nothing was
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envehopes. t :: hi-. i.t liberal pay
That h na r ju.:dtbnl' > 'IIig, y the time
tbhe hitil ildlr,-.4"-i hrtr 'ir forty ml-
;l'ns lIhat ,l{llica:r'. e.ti ~li're would te
:1 sure thing In c.use of the failure of
'he other
Slie applied at a certain street and
nutnhebd. rtf dlid madftt a hundred girls.
rifty old womrn, amid ;i Iminbter of
boys. The murnin ri te tm.-.e PcI!Ld
her "mny d(-Uar" and ;gae her a thou-
sand (t:Ii'pd;E ho takf .onet that be
ml;i-t see whiff iI.rt of a Ihand she
wr",te He na7 o 1fWfi'-ted a deposit of-
50 cents fVr their return. He also
took her for. yi unr widow and re-
marked on his gladness to see her
striving to make an h.in.t livii in-
stead of attending clitampagine u-ippers
at sporty kstndrfit -
It took the anibItfonMi VIfSnrn wife th-
best part of two days to adtdross the
thoUsa nd envelopes, aind whenn h.
carried them bnak thie man smfld a'
her In a brotbherly w.t;. and hnlrde'
over 20 cents :and ::idl:
"My dear. y n. li .ar', oory ro kr o "-
and y' But the rtri- i'! v1:t' Pl~ir't 1:o'p ci
She wi:s o dits .:ii.;-''-c d d': ir t! l r '
that she left th:, U -i' nr ac't (-
niandlng bvr dcpofit ', -n'o;'ii.g cl
must be fiurnd, FheP s:\t -i. si T:pli
llfe gallolpin), dt'wn tn hn'r : nol sOr!
less., collarles anid o-klr-' .n,. t pa.:
ing gents' furnrisltg storu-s v-ith loo;!
of contempt.
That somrnefhh)rl r s wa-s n inl A
brihlit ryning vwotnn 'oonil irak1e fron,
$3 id ii a (drV ti- i."''tA L nt such ,
street ntd nutfl'. Nobttdy wou1,
dare ad-ertl'.re ssch a thing lI=nIoa I
were ttrci, nnd young Mrs. Ie ,:nall '
Landy caPrissers were'wanted ti 's:
a newtlyv invented ccfj It was
corset that wotfld d-''ffe ahy Fw'man I'
thie world a wifinwy fornl It wInt *
;Idd to her height, strihtrIet) the sto- ::
In her'i-r'nl ris. r'-i, tw' ?'O'("r -'*<>ni t-
f-n i t fti ,f'i :Ai si.e wtlked N'
crnvriVess r h:lal ri~.d' l];.o th-:ln -
day, nrid sone were ashamcd of them
r-lres fr mnktin' ,nly $t
The c taf'l'kd into the crulvaRuzfiy buineos;
aihd took the resf of fh'ff dtiy to study
fip on points and then made a plunge
"Not at home" met her at the door of
fhe first four houses she called at and
"hot at home" and "she wouldn't see
yoff If she wfe" tt the next four.
'At the ninth house shA was ndmnit


ted, and the 1a4y offrted 'her a ',l
parlor maid. At the tenth the ;id
of the house was- in bed with hf' .t
ache, but her husband wasn't. Ti
asked the canvasser to sit dow' .'
heart to heart talk rid give hiin
confidence. and wh"fi she rPei-r-1 i
said that It she had to live on fd.iiP:i
and sleep it barrels all the r:. ,
her days ift was hef own fault "' ---
ended the corset business -"
Wbefi fN#t sample was.t,. '
man in the office threw t down iind
mutteredf sOtiething that sounded likde
a sweat wot~i-tWt or three~ sweat
words confectefd by dashes.
There Was one more tftal fof tld
strivifitg fjftg Wife. She advertised
to gitv0 Ofiffl 4isontff at the homa of
pupils. She feceei#d postal cards ts
call bhe ff(id theft. and she called. t i
be snubbitd by strvaints, winked at bY
young men.an d tbeW told by the ladj
of the house that her ftris wIwdfe
least one-half too fish. '
In two t*ise'd Sie was offered (ftstof
dresses in excuatike fo Itistriieflonu
and called "a stuck iti" thlli d itbedt
she refused. Mrs. Lee wfift hoint wittl
tears in her eyes to pnd her husband
there, two hours abdad *o/ hlis usu'!
time. The simple fif' Hfiad come! The
shlrtless. sockless era' had ddaited at
last. and the furnishing store h-,,
smashed and there 'was 'ho mooney' t
opien the deiikttesitf
The poir ff )ite aftied dgiHilstni '.;i
hugbt".ni siftoiflder and sobbed.
"TP'fi e. t*fte! What is it, pet?" he
cooed. .
"0t1fc Afthit;, -i was trying so hait d
tti geit tlohtifj to meet tttis c'IJamitr,
and-and I bdLfef't got it centf
"Calamity? l What calamity do 0 ,'.-
mean?"
"'Why, tbh aLfsishi! Miss Heaffly .','.
it would cotttP dit that we lnust ei.'',
I dCllcnted.ptff ifbti and sell afhin'r"..
and salads!"
"Snusace:. rii iTnilnds be h'ni-..'1! :
hboutid. "old maidw b bnnr'ed: GUrtl:
to smash be hanged! Why. sweeb-
henrt. business Is so good that I
bought i fdirtf today and hare eolv
hotin Ittr et* If dftftred. HMre

"And men are golu tfr Lkeep rigNht ,
Wanrlna saWls n anii fthinl?"
".Lord. c !. The dollar shirt' at'48
enta ts a a firmrly' fixe as the rk -
GibrlItar"
"lCut Miss ,Feadly-v4ty-wby"-- -
."Why did she talk tha way? Of
3tht becaenl she bhd ilmken a contract
to staff and sew a thousand dolls fot
market and wanted an excuse If jo
foihd ft out."

Don't Be Hopeless
about yourself when you're crippled
with [rheumatism or stiff joints-of
course you've tried lots 6f thing atnv
they failed. 'tR t allard's Snow Lini-
nrent-it will drive away all achesa
pains and stiffness and leave you as Welt
i#c yovtf eOf" were Sold by Gtainef
-Mercantile Co,

Where There' i Wlfltw;
Iireln's motlwr passed her tie6 alkss
,"tid when the little one went to reach t
Sf--fhas the plate for the largest plec
S'er afiiftitia said. "Alwnys take thO
piece I'ere-t to you, l'e;'.."
";Well, then. turn the ie fite -arooUiat
re.s the answer.- Delineator.

A Weighty Question,
"I tfoib ft i0e just now," said the fSf
prormotft. "Good enough." declared
thie second promoter. "Shall we IssU
nddittlanl stock to coffespond Wft.
off* f fftcv*i d capital or shall we haV~'


t l 0' 1de- e Idetfry.
'mTe fert-f-d "lke .to wlte somi,
rerses for youiif paper. 'that kind of
poetry do you ite6 b6eitt tfhe f iditfr-
Typewritten; ddri'ed siorft and pandr
for at advertising ities Clevehlahd
Leader.
S ore P'anville Proof. -
Jacob Sohrall, 332 South st., thrr r if .
lL., writes: "F'or over i6i .teen m'n4th)
I was a sufferer from;-kidney rtd blad-
dert trouble. During ,the w:hrle tiie
was treated by seve'tal do t ,- .' -
tried several r.diffeitnt kidney atlls
tSeveft Wieeks agO I o900o enc'-d i. A:i.':
Foley's Kidney Pilles, ad I s:i-' fe2-n
better every day and will bi' glad lo tel.
any one interested just wilat Fh1e'1s
Kidney PUlls. did tor r.e. At 6aibey
Mercantile Co's.


LET US HANDLE YOtUR PRORERTY.

OFFICE IN BANK OF ST, ANDREW8 BUILDING.


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