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Today We Inform. You Decide.Not officially associated with the University of Florida Published by Campus Communications, Inc. of Gainesville, Florida 89 /66 FORECAST 2 OPINIONS 6 the AVENUE 7 CLASSIFIEDS 12 CROSSWORD 14 SPORTS 15UFs golf course is 20th best, magazine saysIts made top 20 for the past four years, pg 5. Its from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. on the Plaza of the Americas, pg 5. Learn more at alligator.org/blogs. The Avenue inteviewed Justin Timberlake and Anthony Mackie. Read the Qand-A on page 7. inteviewed Justin Timberlake and Anthony Mackie. Read the Qand-A on page 7. VOLUME 108 ISSUE 26 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2013William A. England / AlligatorUF School of Music second-year graduate student Jiajun Liu, 24, pushes a pin into where hes from on the Bridges International map on the Plaza of the Americas on Wednesday. Bridges International is a ministry of Campus Crusades for Christ that assists students from around the globe in a spiritual and social manner. POLICE TOOK FOUR SWORDS AND SEVERAL KNIVES FROM HIM. Alligator Staff WriterA Gainesville man was arrested Tuesday after threatenwith a samurai sword. Rishiraj Rajan Job, 34, was drinking inside his apartment in the 4200 block of Southwest 22nd Lane while the crew worked in his yard, according to a GPD report released Wednesday. Job walked out the front door yelling and wielding a samurai sword like a baseball bat at shoulder height. When he approached the two workers, Placido Espinosa-Rangel and Arago Leroyj Welch, they dropped their equipment and ran away from the area, according to the report. When police arrived, Job had gone back inside his apartment. He answered the door holding the sword over his shoulder, and, according to the report, he yelled, Come get at him and ordered him to drop the sword. Job was arrested at about 2:30 p.m. and charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. He was booked into the Alachua County Jail, where he remained as of press time with bond set at $50,000. Tobias wrote in an email that it appeared Job had been drinking beer and using synthetic cannabis. Job had four samurai swords and several large knives, Tobias wrote, which were taken as precaution with Jobs consent.Man threatens with samurai swordCAMPUS Alligator Staff WriterThe Turlington Dancer, once known for his messages of peace and love, is wearing the same booty shorts but rocking a new attitude. Dennis Kane was trespassed from UF campus in August 2012. Roughly a year later, he has taken the corner of Buckman Drive and West University Avenue as one of his spots to preach to students about the dangers of being too attached to their cellphones and acting too cool for everybody else. UF students have said they heard Kane shout things like No one will ever love you, Youre worthless, and You know the world is f***ed up when women are in positions of power. According to an email from University Police spokesman Maj. Brad Barber, Kane would be arrested after a warning if he were to step foot back on campus. Thirty-eight-year-old Kane said his focus has become computer programming. His rants on the maladjustments of todays youth are frequently punctuated by calls of programmers needed. His website, www. whyirule.com, explains his creation of an operating system inside a Web browser will change the world as we know it. The reason I can be this crazy is because Ive got the proof to back it up, Kane said. He said he refrains from singling people out on the street when hes in a passionate mood, though he admits he occasionally targets Greek-type people for their attitudes. He said hes been annoyed and angry with people, which is why hes been dancing with his sign adorned with his websites URL.Turlington Dancer steps up with changed messages LOCALS SAY THE NEW LAW COULD HELP. Alligator Staff WriterFor many entrepreneurs, persuading investors to fund startup companies has always been a struggle, but a federal law that took effect Monday and thats expected to impact Gainesville, may make it easier. The law, Title II of the Jumpstart Our Business Startups Act of 2012 (JOBS), amends a law from 1933 that made it illegal for companies to use mass communication to solicit potential investors, said Tanya Prive, a contributor to Forbes. Now, companies can put out print media and TV advertisements, and even post on social media to spread the word that theyre looking for investors. It is true that you can go ahead and tweet that you are fundraising and take an ad out on TV but what comes with the privilege is additional responsibility that startups view. Even though the asking is easier now, the law restricts whom startups can take investments from.Startups can now solicit investments with some restrictions SEE DANCER, PAGE 4 SEE STARTUP, PAGE 4 Dennis Kane

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News Today Subscription Rate: Full Year (All Semesters) $100The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2013 SATURDAY FRIDAY THURSDAY WEDNESDAY TODAYFORECASTPARTLY CLOUDY 86/65 PARTLY CLOUDY 84/64 PARTLY CLOUDY 83/63 SUNNY 85/66 PARTLY CLOUDY 89/66 VOLUME 108 ISSUE 26 CHISPAS Meeting The meeting will be at 6 p.m. on Tuesday in Pugh Hall. The organization will be screening the film Siempre Adelante, sponsored by the Samuel Proctor Oral History Program as part of Hispanic Heritage Month. It will be followed by some hearty discussion. Study Abroad scholarships Thinking about studying abroad? Come learn about various destinations at the HSF Scholar Chapters next meeting. The group will be talking about different study abroad options and scholarships to help pay for it. It is Tuesday at 7 p.m. in Rinker, Room 210. Contact the group at www.facebook.com/ HSFatUF or hsfscholarchapteruf@gmail.com. The Bottom Line on Minimum Flows and Levels The speaker is the renowned Robert Knight, president of Howard T. Odum Florida Springs Institute. He will do a PowerPoint presentation titled The Bottom Line on Minimum Flows and Levels on Tuesday at 7 p.m. at the High Springs Civic Center, 330 Santa Fe Blvd. Got something going on? Want to see it in this space? Send an email with Whats Happening in the subject line to sshavell@alligator.org. To ensure publication in the next days newspaper, please submit the event before 5 p.m. Please model your submissions after above events and keep them 150 words or fewer. Improperly formatted Whats Happening submissions may not appear in the paper. Press releases will not appear in the paper.WHATS HAPPENING?Top off your tank The Office of Sustainability will host a Bike to Breakfast event from 7:30 to 10:30 a.m. today at the Student Government Bike Repair on the ground floor of the Reitz Union. Fuel up for the day with locally sourced food and sign up for One Less Car on Oct. 23. There will be free food and giveaways, and people can talk to other commuters about navigating campus on their bikes. Catholic Student Fellowship CSF meets every Thursday night at 6:30 p.m. in the lounge of St. Augustines Catholic Student Center, 1738 W University Ave., for praise and worship, prayer, faith sharing, fellowship and guest speakers. This week Jazmin Cuesta will be speaking about Pray for Life, followed by Eucharistic Adoration at 7:30 p.m. Come tonight and experience the beauty of the Roman Catholic Church. For more information, visit www.catholicgators.org/ csf/. TNCHZ Join Anna Boldog and Istvn Csiki at the dance house to try all kinds of Eastern European folk and modern dances. The two students are visiting the Center for European Studies from Hungary, and they want to dance with you. Its in Dauer, Room 215, starting at 7 p.m. Its free and open to all. Write Edit Nagy at edit@ufl. edu for details. Shemini Atzeret Come celebrate the Zionist holiday in honor of Shemini Atzeret. Stop by the Plaza of the Americas today from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. to get an Israeli flag in honor of the holiday. It is a custom for Jews to pray for rain the final day of Sukkot. Jews in the diaspora use this day to demonstrate their connection to the land of Israel and care for the Jewish State. First Year Florida peer leader information session Interested in gaining teaching experience and being a role model for first-year students? If so, make sure to come to an information session to learn more about being a First Year Florida peer leader from New Student and Family Programs staff and current students. The information session will be today at 4:05 p.m. at the Reitz Union, Room 355. Visit www. bit.ly/PeerLeaderFYF for more information. The Ottoman Cowboys To read more about all the films in the Aegean Movie Nights series, visit www.ces.ufl.edu/ outreach/special_events/ movie_nights/index.shtml. This weeks movie is a humorous look at the first Turkish encounter with Americans in 1881, with two Ottomans sailing to meet President James Garfield in the U.S. Its today in Pugh Hall, Room 150, at 5:10 p.m. Gay Movie Night On Friday at 7:30 p.m., Gay Movie Night will feature White Frog. See the heartthrobs from Glee, Teen Wolf and Twilight all in one movie. From director Quentin Lee, White Frog is a story of the power of family, friendship and love. Gay Movie Night is a free service of the Pride Community Center of North Central Florida. A $2 donation is requested. Its located at 3131 NW 13th St., Suite 62, in the Liberty Center. For more information, visit www.gainesvillepride.org/ gay-movie-night/. Alachua County Heart Walk Its almost time for the 2013 Alachua County Heart Walk. The event is still in need of volunteers. Its a great opportunity for student groups that need volunteer hours all while supporting the American Heart Associations efforts. If you would like to volunteer at North Florida Regional Medical Center on Friday and/or Saturday, please contact Robin Weller at 800-257-6941 ext. 8024 or alachua@heart.org. Unicycle Festival Gainesvilles Unicycle Unit will be hosting the second annual Gainesville Unicycle Festival on Friday and Saturday. Participants and spectators will meet at 6 p.m. Friday at the Reitz Union and at 11 a.m. Saturday on the west side of Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. Activities will include races, sumo, hockey, jousting and limbo. The event is free and open to the public. Learn Portuguese or Spanish Do you want to learn Portuguese or Spanish? You can learn at the Tower Road branch of Alachua County Library District. Email is alicecalisto@gmail.com. Learn what lives on your feet at falls first Science Cafe Come to the Florida Museum of Natural Historys first Science Cafe of the Fall for engaging conversation in a comfortable setting on the topic The Beauty and Complexity of Insects, Fungi and Microbes Under (and on) Your Feet, on Monday at 6:30 p.m. The event will be held at Sabor, 13005 SW First Road, Suite 129, in the Town of Tioga. RSVP in advance by emailing aerickson@flmnh. ufl.edu or calling Amanda Harvey at 352-273-2062. Have an event planned? Add it to the Alligators online calendar:alligator.org/calendar

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Startups can only accept money from individuals who meet minimum annual-income requirements or have at least $1 million in assets, Prive said. The transactions must be recorded and submitted on federal documents, or a startup can be deemed a bad actor. As a consequence, the entrepreneur would not be allowed to fundraise for a year. For a startup, that actually could mean death, Prive said. Some local entrepreneurs expect the law will have a positive impact on Gainesville. With an increased opportunity to reach out to capital investors, our local startups will have a better chance at securing investment, said Adrian Taylor, the vice president of Innovation Gainesville. Anjali Kundra, a UF alumna and one of four people who represented Gainesville at a global entrepreneur congress in March, cautioned that the JOBS Act isnt the entire solution to the time-consuming task of gathering enough cash to get off the ground. A lot of companies here think that funding is the turnkey of success, but thats not always the case, Kundra said, instead urging entrepreneurs to self-fund projects Julian Miller, a fellow UF alumnus who joined Kundra at the congress, said the law will encourage more people to give entrepreneurship a shot even if the race to Its probably going to blow up and be really ugly for a while, but once it stabilizes, there will be power to create jobs where there were none, he said. Jane Muir, director of the UF Florida Innovation Hub, said she hopes the new law helps startups get through the valley of death faster, but the actual effects are yet to be seen. I think the intention is good, she said. Im going to be interested to see what impact it will really have. Valeria Yulee, a 20-year-old public relations junior, said she sees Kane around Midtown. she said. He stands out with his booty shorts and really deep V-neck. Miguel Matos, a 20-year-old UF sophomore studying Japanese, said Kane isnt causing too much of a problem. Kane, who said he dropped out of UF in 1995, said students were different and friendlier when he attended. Now, the only looks he gets are mocking ones. Im alone here, he said. Im alone in this world, and Ive got nobody on my side. 4, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2013 LIFESTYLE ALEX HARRIS and SEAN STEWART-MUNIZAlligator Staff Writersaharris@alligator.org sstewart-muniz@alligator.orgWhen Chrissy McLarty gets ready for a job interview, she makes her resume and her mom. According to the Wall Street Journal, a new trend has been catching on among millennials where they seek to keep their parents as involved as possible in the job process, even bringing them into their interviews. The 22-year-old UF alumna has been on the job hunt, and her mother is never far behind. Ive been to three of them now where we go to the interviews on Friday, and then well make a little weekend of it in whatever city, she said. McLarty said her mother calls herself McLartys little entourage because she helps her do her hair and makeup in preparation for the interview. It helps with the traveling, she said. I dont have to make the big decisions, so Im oriented and focused on what needs to be done, which is getting the job. But McLarty isnt the only Gator who has parents involved in her career, said Bianka Valbrun, an 18-year-old business administration sophomore and employee at the Career Resource Center. She said shes semester looking for resources for their children. A lot of the time, Ive had parents say that their kids are lazy, so they called for them, Valbrun said. Ellen Aschenbrener, manager of How Do You Roll? sushi, said in her 20 years of interviewing, shes never seen a candidate bring their parents. A grown person has no reason to be bringing in their parents, she said. Megan Buttell, a 23-year-old UF ate student, said shes heard from several employers that one of their greatest turnoffs is when a candidate brings in his or her parents. She said its unprofessional and displays immaturity from the applicant. Its your career, your job. Youre a big kid, Buttell said. Youre supposed to be able to handle this yourself.Parents are newest secret weapon for millennials interviewsRachel Crosby / Alligator StaffDennis Kane, the Turlington Dancer, talks to a student on the southeast corner of West University Avenue and Buckman Drive on Sept. 19. Kane is trespassed from UF campus until 2015. He said students used to be friendlier DANCER, from page 1 STARTUP, from page 1The law could encourage budding entrepreneurs

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 5 Megan Reeves / AlligatorMaintenance staff members Scott Dowling, back, and Mike Brown, front, line up to hit at the driving range of UFs Mark Bostick Golf Course on Wednesday. ITS MADE TOP 20 FOR FOUR YEARS. REGINA SINAlligator Contributing WriterUFs Mark Bostick Golf Course was recently ranked by Golfweek magazine as the 20th best campus golf course among others nationally. The 6,700 yard, par-70 course has placed in the top 20 for the past four years. Scott Hampton, the courses director of golf, said he thinks the success of the course is due to its challenging holes, consistent maintenance and $4 million 2001 face-lift, which included redesigned holes and new putting greens. The renovations contribute to the success, as it helped upgrade the course to the standards it and challenging for the teams, Hampton said. The semiprivate course supports the universitys Division I mens and womens golf teams. It hosts daily practices, collegiate events, yearly fundraisers, cross-country races and high school events. Michael Bobbitt, an assistant golf coach at P.K. courses improvements. Its amazing how the course takes time to host the men and womens Gator golf teams, alumni and students while giving us the space to have our high school matches here as well, Bobbitt said. They are running a great organization here.UFs golf course is 20th best BROOKE AUSTILLAlligator Contributing WriterUF is encouraging students to burn through the pages of banned books. In honor of Banned Book Week, Virtual Readout will celebrate the freedom to read today on the Plaza of the Americas. The weeks festivities showcase books that have been previously banned or challenged in schools and libraries. Smathers Library is hosting the students the chance to choose their favorite previously banned book and read an excerpt aloud. The event will be held from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. and will feature free pizza. The library will videotape the readout, and Michelle LeSure, a library associate at Library West, will compose a three-minute video. The video will then be uploaded to the American Library Associations YouTube channel. Hopefully, people will express why the book is important and how they feel about censorship in literature, she said. Barbara Hood, the director of communications at George A. Smathers Libraries, said banned books are often those that individuals consider their favorite works of literature. LeSure organized the Banned Book Week Virtual Readout. She said that up until recently, the library only presented displays about Banned Book Week. I have always been a champion against censorship, LeSure said. I am trying to raise awareness that this is part of our society. Challenged Books for 2013 The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie Feed by M.T. Anderson The Handmaids Tale by Margaret Atwood Stone Dreams by Akram Aylisli Uncle Bobbys Wedding by Sarah S. Brannen Enders Game by Orson Scott Card Fifty Shades Of Grey by E.L. James The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini

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Reader responseThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator Column EditorialTHURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to opinions@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458. 95 TOTAL VOTES67% JEAH 33% NOVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgWednesdays question: Are you tired of Ryan Lochte? Todays question: Has the Turlington Dancer (aka Dennis Kane) yelled at you?Cruz-in for bruisin: Even Republicans are sick of the senatorM Obama: Stop using violent drone strikesH Justin Jones is a UF journalism senior. His columns run on Thursdays. Julia Glum EDITOR Matthew Riva Samantha Shavell MANAGING EDITORS Chloe Finch OPINIONS EDITOR Justin Jonesopinions@alligator.org

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theAvenue THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/AVENUE Follow the Avenue on Twitter @alligatoravenue. Hear the Seven Day Setlist at alligator.org/ the_avenue.Expand your musical horizons by volunteering to DJ: Internet station Grow Radio is looking volunteers passionate about a variety of music. Read the story on page 10.E! cancels Ryan Lochtes reality show: The network did not say jeah! to a second season. Read the story on page 8. MARJORIE NUNEZAvenue WriterLast week I lived every 90s girls (and some boys) dream when I got to interview Justin Timberlake and Anthony Mackie about upcoming movie Runner Runner. The based-on-true-events movie, which premieres Oct. 4, follows Princeton University college student Richie Furst (Justin Timberlake) through Costa Rica to confront the head of an online gambling site that lost him his tuition money. There he is convinced to join bling business and is tracked down by FBI Agent Shavers (Anthony Mackie), who hopes to bring Block down. Id been waiting all my life for this moment. Just kidding. Although, I did devote the day to the interview because in the excitement of it all, I missed the part of the directions that told me to sign on to Google Hangouts at 11:50 a.m. PST, so I was three hours early. When all eight of the college journalists participating in the interview were online, it took the moderator about an hour to check the sound, explain the directions and give us the two-minute warning. Fifteen minutes after the two-minute warning, the actors stepped on camera, and the expression on everyones face went from annoyed to toothy grin. If the way the group interview played out is any indication of what the audience should expect from Runner Runner, its safe to say the movie will be a sassy crowd pleaser with some lighthearted twists. From the moment Timberlake and Mackie joined the Hangout, the pair started joking with everyone. The bad Internet connection messed up the predetermined order in which the journalists could ask their questions. Between broken sentences, I heard the pair say the girl wearing red lipstick looked like she had something to say. I had just made the realization I was the only girl in red lipstick on the Hangout that afternoon when I heard a Ma-jore-ee come from the speaker. I internalized my natural fangirling and got professional. Marjorie, I said. Hey, how are you guys? They said they were good and asked me where I was. I told them I was in Gainesville, interviewing them for the Avenue. So, youre a Gator, Mackie said and asked if I was going to do the Gator Chomp. Of course, I did the Gator Chomp, and so tion. Q: Justin, growing up in the entertainment business, you didnt have the traditional college experience. How did you prepare to play a college student in Runner Runner? The Internet connection slowed again and they replied by requesting I ask my question again. The pair teased me about my wood-panmust be so bad because clearly, I was interviewing them from the s. After nervously laughing, I asked a less concise version of the same question. Mackie made jokes about beer pong and tion more seriously. JT: For the most part, I didnt know much about online gambling because Im not a big online gamer in any way. I actually have a really good friend who used to be an online poker player and an online gamer, so he kind of showed me the ropes around what that is I guess I can say I drank a lot of beer, a lot of pub crawls. They thanked me for my question and moved onto the others. Q: Justin, you play a character thats in the middle of this whole thing where everyone is against you. Whats it like to get into that character? JT: the characters have in the movie, I think the more fun you have with the actors and the more collaborative the experience is, and in a way the closer you get with the actors, that its easier to play any type of relationship He (Mackie) basically terrorizes me the whole movie. But off-camera, it was an opportunity for us to immediately jump in and start dissecting material. I think the more fun you have together, the more comfortable you feel playing a guy, or guys, that are on opposite ends of the spectrum. Q: Lawyer was a lot about the legal world, with playful entertaining tones. Does Runner Runner follow the same style? AM: I think if you look at Brads other movie, he really has a interesting way of looking at the world. I think it shows in his movies with the way he shoots. With this movie, its so bright and beautiful, you really give your character the opportunity to go as far as they can into the world they live in without becomQ: What about your character attracted you to the roles? JT: I loved the idea of Richie, this character whos a good guy. Hes trying to do the right thing, but hes got himself into a hole. Its kind of the idea of trying to dig yourself out of a hole, but you just keep digging yourself deeper and deeper into that hole. You know, I identify with a lot of things about him. AM: For me, it was more so I enjoyed the ability to really just push Justin around. My character is such a bully in this movie, and Im never given the opportunity to grow out my facial hair and look crazy and sweaty and smack up white dudes. So when Im given that opportunity, I go for that 100 percent. The bad Internet connection made the question-and-answer session run less smoothly than it could have, but between the jokes and insight to Runner Runner, I sure was glad to have participated. You can catch the movie in theaters on Oct. 4, and you can read the rest of the interview questions online at alligator.org/the_avenue.Screenshot / Marjorie NunezJustin Timberlake, right, and Anthony Mackie, left, speak with college students about Justin Timberlake, Anthony Mackie talk Runner Runner ALYSSA HOLCOMBAvenue WriterIs it just me or were the Emmys just OK? Dont get me wrong, I love the bits of comedy thrown in there (I love you, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler), but the big, expected showstopping number from host Neil Patrick Harris didnt even happen until 90 minutes in. Sure, we got some awkwardly awesome walkdancing from Castle star Nathan Fillion, but the pizzazz just didnt seem to be there. Here are some highlights anyway: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for Queens of the Universe. As if we couldnt love them more, the Fey-Poehler dynamic duo stole the evening early on. From heckling the host from their seats (Poehler on seeing NPH twerk: It might be degrading, but we would be de-grateful) to Feys win for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series, the pair should literally just host every award show ever. I mean, all of them. Surprise snubs & Wait, HE won?! Veep cast members Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Tony Hale won Outstanding Lead Actress and Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series, respectively, beating out frontrunners from Modern Family. Jeff Daniels won for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series over Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston, and Nurse Jackie actress Merritt Wever who had the shortest, best acceptance speech ever surprised in the Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy category over Modern one else lose their Emmys prediction pool horribly, or In memoriam, in between Speakers including Rob Reiner, Jane Lynch and Edie Falco paid tribute to Jean Stapleton, Cory Monteith ized memorials spaced out randomly during the telecast. Each of them was touching in their own way and very special a nice (but incredibly depressing) way to pay tribute to some of televisions Guys, Im pretty sure #WeirdEmmys is trending Uh, lots of weird things went down. Carrie Underwood sang the Beatles Yesterday insome sort of tribute to television. That was weird. Michael Douglas asked Matt Damon if he wanted the bottom or the top of his Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries. That was weird. Finish reading Trophy Hunting online at .alligator.org/the_avenue/.Trophy hunting: Primetime Emmys somewhat OK, sad awardsThe Avenue interviewed them

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8, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2013 ANGELA SKANEAvenue WriterHe might win gold medals, but Ryan Lochte cant win viewers. After one season of low ratings, E! Entertainment decided not to sign on to another season of Lochtes reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Lochtes show lacked certain elements that make reality shows succeed, according to Jessica Mahone, an adjunct lecturer in the UF Department of Telecommunication. There has to be an element of drama, Mahone said, and I dont think there was any drama in the Ryan Lochte show. nale had about 300,000 viewers. The show followed the UF alumnus and Olympic gold medalist around in his daily life. Episodes showed Lochte at Midtown hot spots like 101 Cantina and Balls as he used his signature catchphrase jeah. It was more like lets follow Ryan Lochte around and see what dumb things he says, said Mahone. Elisabeth Crane admits to watching a few episodes of the show. The 20-year-old UF criminology and law sophomore tuned into a couple of episodes but found the show pointless. Gold medals can only get you so far, she said. Id be more interested in Michael Phelps. Lochte could not be reached for comment.WWRLD? No one cares Jeah! Lochte This column is provided by Ariel Barnes, a 22-year-old majoring in international studies. Would you like to get some Mediocre Advice? Visit: http://mediocreadvicegators.tumblr.com/ask Ariel Barnes Dear Friend, Make her feel like shes in a long returns line at IKEA. When the number gets closer and closer, the magic starts to unfold. The IKEA lady calls out numbers closer and closer to hers. Shes been waiting for what feels like forever. 134 135 oh, baby 137 yes, yes 137, fking 137, 138 oh, baby, were so close! Come on, 138! Yes! 139! 139! Dear Mediocre Advice, My wife changed her Facebook status from married to widowed. Should I be worried? Dear Mediocre Advice, How can I make my girlfriend orgasm? Dear Friend, Yes, you should be worried. Youre a ghost. Youre Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense, but with Facebook.

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 9 LivFit tip of the week#OnInstagramStraightFlexinAccording to Self Magazine, a study at the University of South Carolina in Columbia showed a positive correlation Liv Langdon/Avenue Writer Liv Langdon is a 22-year-old senior majoring in journalism. You can follow @LivLangdon on Instagram and read her blog at LivLangandProsper.wordpress.com This week:LivFits Student Showcase Sarah Spann, 20 Major: and human nutrition, dietetics Year: Junior Hometown: Fun Fact:

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LAUREN ADAMSONAvenue WriterIf only our food could talk, then there would be no confusion about what was still OK to eat or what should be thrown out. But of course, talking tomatoes would lead to a etarians. But without the direct input from food, we rely on sell by, use by or best before labels to tell us when we can still drink that jug of milk or when it will result in stomach cramps a couple of hours later (and not the ies). consumers often misinterpret these labels and plenty of good, edible food goes in the trash. According to the council, the dates are not meant to indicate the safety of food but rather to suggest when the food is at its peak quality. This misunderstanding results in the unnecessary disposal of billions of pounds of eaten. Thats like throwing away $165 billion dollar bills. out of 10 Americans to trash food that could by the Food Marketing Institute. When many ingly simple thing like the method of labeling food is an important issue. Yet, Keith Schneider, 50, a professor in UFs Department of Food Science and Huneider said companies are trying to maintain instance, he said if a company that sells crackstill be edible by the end date, but the crackConsumers in the U.S. dont like anything that is not perfect, Schneider said. Food manufacturers are aware of this and are ucts. UF anthropology senior Donna Smailes, 20, said it is bummer that so many things are thrown away, but its business. They are all in it to make money, so they want you to like their product when it is the best, she said. Also, companies may be afraid of being sued, Schneider said. A lot of the time milk is still safe to drink way past the sell by date, but corporations dont want to take the risk of someone becoming sick. Milk producers cannot be certain that their customers are going to properly store their milk, so they take our shortcomings into account when labeling their cartons. For inrefrigerators in their dorms with a knob that without thermometers in their fridges, they cant ensure their milk is being stored at the correct temperature and will last the length of its optimum shelf life, so manufacturers are So you may think if the man cannot be trusted, you can at least rely on your senses. But Schneider warns against the sniff test. You are not going to know if there are pathogens in the food by smelling it, he said. You will only be able to tell if its spoiled. Smailes admits she judges food by how it smells. Unless it is milk, I dont pay attention to sell by dates, she said. tion according to when you buy it. He says groceries more frequently. der to better communicate with consumers. The challenge will be to balance the reduction of Americas waste with its responsibility to keep its consumers safe. Dont cry over that gallon of expired milk: Brave a big gulp 10, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2013Kristi Camara / Alligator StaffExpired milk sits in a fridge Wednesday afternoon. A recent study suggested food and drinks with expired labels may not be immediately inedible. EMILY CARDINALIAvenue WriterVolunteer disc jockey Ricky Marrero perched on a bar stool in front of a microphone. Ice-cold air conditioning blasted ning, he said. Im your host, Rikkums. And the drums picked up the The local, Internet-based station is in The broadest criteria that we are looking for is people passionate about music, said Bill Bryson, general manager of the studio. a weekly, two-hour commitment, and a yearlong commitment. Bryson started the radio station, found at growradio.org, in 2009 as an outlet for people who arent interested in the type of music FM radio usually offers. like to focus our musical interests, he said. genre. Programming at Grow Radio follows a formatting thats typically called music could be playing, Bryson said. than a challenge. on the day of his show and follows the music from there, he said. Free-form programming is different from the typical radio programming. Most the freedom to pick any song they like, Bryson said. dictate the different music played. Youre going to get sick of your own music, said Shawn Maschino, host of Grow Radio show Lost Sharks, but its a good place to be. music they want, but they also get to choose the format. Maschino tends to about holding the records. When Bryson started the station, he sonal growth as well as musical growth. If youre a college student spending Independent radio station lets its DJs grow THE SINGER WANTS FANS TO KNOW SHES BEING SUED. VALERIA YULEEAvenue Writertime show in 2012, but he heard about it and didnt think much of it. One month after the Feb. 5, 2012, halftime with Madonna. Almost two years later, M.I.A. decided to ing a secret. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the Federal Communications Commission and pursue M.I.A. for tarnishing its reputation for wholesomeness. science senior. M.I.A.s lawyer was quoted saying the leagues claim of a wholesome reputation is UF professor Lyrissa Lidsky said regardless of matter of contract. cal is before you agree to [signing away certain said. the Marion B. Brechner First Amendment Project at UF, agrees. Whether or not it hurts but the contract probably forbade her from engaging in these gestures, he said. addresses the issue, M.I.A. said shes being used. she said. ture during halftime performances (might) According to the details of the legal proceeding referenced by the Hollywood Reporter, the singer allegedly challenged the arbitration clause in the contract, failed to pay her share of wide-broadcasted actions. sends them on their way, he said. M.I.A.s middle finger to the NFL is back in spotlightConsumers misinterpret labels

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/CLASSIFIEDS Classifieds BUY IT. SELL IT. FIND IT. 373-FIND Get that rent money rolling in. Place an ad in the Alligator Classifieds to get your place rented out. Call 373-FIND. 2 BLOCKS FROM UF!Starting @ $375/BR All inclusive! Furnished Cable Internet Utilities www.campuswalk.co 352-337-9098 12-4-71-1 COLLEGE ROOMS STARTING AT $400.00 MONTH, 1/1, 2/2, 3/2's UTILITIES INCLUDED NO MOVE IN COST. WE DO SEMISTER LEASING Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 2-7-13-150-1 Canopy apt sublease Jan-July, 1br/ba locked out, walk in closet in 4br; $515/mo+dep, utilities; gym, pool, virtual golf incl. 863-4097492 10-1-13-7-1 Empty Space? Find your next tenants in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND to place your ad today! 1BR APT $395/moSmall pet ok. Call 352-372-1201 or 352-2133901 12-4-13-71-2 Deluxe, Large 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7BR apt/ house, 60 second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House charm. Central AC, washer/dryer included. Wood floors. 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Incl water. 1st 1/2 month free rent. 4546 NW 13th St. 376-5887 9-3022-2 2x2.5 Luxurious condo located in Grantwood. Gated community. 5 minutes away from campus. Access to bus routes 5, 9, & 35 the best bus routes to campus. Condo is 1300 sq. ft., central a/c, w/d included, granite countertops. Call 954-699-3665 for more information. 9-30-13-17-2 8 BLOCKS TO UFLarge 2BR apt. W/D, Island kitchen. Lots of parking. $675/mo Call 339-4862 10-31-1337-2 1BR/1BA Quiet neighborhood. 1103 NW 4th St. Apt C upstairs. $500/mo. Pets ok. Close to UF, bike/bus. Call 352-359-1644, 352-332-8581 10-7-13-15-2 Spacious remodeled 3/3 in Biven's Forest near UF and Shand's. 1383sq ft, 2 balconies,w/d hookups, and plenty parking. Water and waste removal included. Call Eric Wild at 352-870-9453 11-6-30-2 Dont get stuck with an extra rent payment. Advertise your subleases in the Alligator Classifieds and save yourself some cash. Call 373-FIND. Bellamy Forge Condos Sublease $900/mth Available 11/01/13 3bdr/2.5ba garage,patio, playground,pool,tennis and BB courts.Dogs & Cats OK with pet fee.Background & credit check required.NW 43rd Terr.352-316-4209 9-27-13-6-3 IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC! Is your roommate driving you crazy? Find a replacement in the Alligator Classifieds! REDUCED! AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY WON'T LAST! 3 large bedrooms in spacious home. Perfect for grad students. 5 mins to UF. wood flrs, Laundry facilities. $475/mo share utilities. Call NOW! 850-420-2122 9-30-13-29-4 Your roommate hasnt done the dishes in How long?! Find a better dishwasher in the Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile home and much more in the ALLIGATOR CLASSIFIEDS! Reach thousands of possible buyers! 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Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-3727490 12-4-13-71-6 BED KING $200 PILLOWTOP mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never been used, in plastic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can deliver. 12-4-71-6 SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 12-4-71-6 BEDROOM SET$300 BRAND NEW Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 12-4-13-71-6 Selling computers, parts, or repair services or just looking for that new rig? Look in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND for more information. COMPUTER & LAPTOP REPAIRS Network specialists We buy computers and laptops Working and Non-working 378-4009, 607 NW 13th Street 12-4-13-62-7 Custom-built PC for sale. Quad-Core, 16 GB RAM. Includes keyboard, monitor, mouse, and studio speakers. Asking $1200. For info and full specs, call 352-474-9394 9-26-135-7 Sell your old stereo, cell phone, and more in the Electronics Section of the Alligator Classifieds. 373-FIND In the market for a new set of wheels or just looking to add a second to that collection? Want personalized handlebars or a fitted seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds UF Surplus On-Line Auctionsare underwaybikes, computers, furniture, vehicles & more. All individuals interested in bidding go to: SURPLUS.UFL.EDU 392-0370 12-4-13-71-10 Guitars and Musical Instruments New, Used and Factory Refurbished Check Us Out Before You Buy or Sell!! Leonardo's Music, Micanopy, FL 352-450-0928 Leonardos302.com 12-4-13-71-10 Alligator Classifieds is the way to get your 2 wheels on the road. Show off your bikes, scooters, and repair services. Call 373-FIND to get your classified in. 12-4-13-71-11 NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS Great Scooters, Service & Prices! 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 Vespa, Genuine, GMW, & More! 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ALLIGATOR 08 NISSAN QUEST $10,999 05 CHEVY IMPALA $8999 04 VOLVO S40 $8999 04 SUZUKI SL7 $10,999 352-375-9090 12-4-71-12 04 JEEP CHEROKEE $8999 07 DODGE NITRO $11,999 05 NISSAN ALTIMA $9999 07 NISSAN SENTRA $11,999 352-375-9090 12-4-71-12 CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED. Call Brandy 352-771-6191 12-4-13-71-12 10 CARS FOR UNDER $1000.00! FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC. COME TO 1508 NW 55TH PLACE GAINESVILLE, FL 32653. CMC RECYCLING / U-PULL N SAVE 352375-0224 9-30-13-14-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES 0 DOWN!!!! 6 MONTHS SAME AS CASH NO CREDIT CHECK!! 352-338-1999 12-4-50-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES DOWN PAYMENT DEFERRED UNTIL TAX SEASON!!!! 6 MONTHS SAME AS CASH!! 352-375-9090 12-4-50-12 This newspaper assumes no responsibility for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money. GOLD GEMS ETCFree Appraisals Top Cash or Trade 40 years in Business OZZIE 352-318-4009 12-4-71-13 UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 12-4-71-13 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5062 if interested. St. Francis House is a homeless shelter and soup kitchen located in downtown Gainesville, and we are looking for help from volunteers like you. St. Francis House depends on monetary support from individual donors and community businesses in order to help feed the homeless and the hungry.If you are interested in volunteering,please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or sfhcoor@stfrancis.cfcoxmail.comTo make a donation by mail,please send checks payable to St. Francis House P.O. Box 12491 Gainesville, FL 32604CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED CALL 352-771-6191 12-413-71-13 VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 10-4-13-71-13 OPERATION CATNIPVOLUNTEERS NEEDED caring for cats assisting with surgery days working in the office SUPPLIES NEEDED paper towels postage stamps cat food cat litter rubbing alcohol super glue gel TAX DEDUCTABLE DONATIONS Each cat receives care that costs apporimately $40. Every little bit helps! 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If you're interested, call Allison at 336-4063706 or email uflsmokelab@gmail.com 9-26-20-14 STUDENTPAYOUTS.COMPaid survey takers needed. in Gainesville. 100% FREE to join. Click on Surveys 124-13-75-14 STUDENT WORK AVAILABLEFlex Sch/Resume Builder 14.50 base/appt CALL TODAY 352-505-9105 1-22-74-14 Gumby's Pizza now Hiring Front Counter and Pizza Makers. 2028 SW 34th Street and also Facebook message Gumby's Pizza University Of Florida. 9-26-13-14-14 Car Wash now accepting applications. Apply online www.parkplacecarwash.com (Click the GREEN JOIN US BALL) NO CALLS 9-30-13-11-14 Extended Day Enrichment Program Now HiringEnergetic, knowledgeable people wanted to work with elementary school children doing arts & crafts, sports, Girl Scouts, Dance and much more in an after school program at various schools. Hours are M,T,Th,F 1:45-5:30 & Wed. 12:30-5:30 PM. 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14, ALLIGATOR Sales Associate for my Kiosk at the Mall which stands right in front of the Coach Store. Pay is $8 per/hour plus Commission For info call 424.666.9359. www.reyhanhakki.com 10-3-13-7-14 ThePremise.com seeks outgoing student to hand out give-aways promoting ThePremise. com. Requires approximately 1 hour on each Friday for 3 weeks beginning approx. October 4. $20 paid per day, plus a bonus a picture of a large group sporting the giveaways. Reply w/ name of your university to Laugh@ThePremise.com. 9-26-13-2-14 Internet Shoe Company In Need Of A Customer Service Superstar: Work steps from campus at the UF Innovation Hub. Flexible hours 30/35 hrs wk Email Cover letter/Resume to Daran@shoestore.net 9-27-13-3-14HIRING MEDICAL ASSISTANTfor busy podiatry office. Email resumes to jas3fl@gmail.com or fax to (352)377-4816. 10-3-13-7-14 Do you have a business that provides a service? Place your ad in the Services Section of the Alligator Classifieds for as little as $2.50 per day. Call us at 373-FIND. IMPORT AUTO REPAIR. BMW, Mercedes, Porsche, Volvo, VW, Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Mazda. Quality craftsmanship, reasonable prices, near UF, AAA approved 378-7830 www.carrsmith.com 12-4-71-15 Want to be a CNA, phlebotomist or pharm tech? Express Training offers courses, days, eve, weekend. All classes live, no videos. Call 352-338-1193 or expresstrainingservices.com 12-4-13-71-15 PERSONAL TRAINING 300 Personal and Group Training Flexible Scheduling Exclusive Facility Call for a free workout 339-2199 12-4-71-15 NEED A LAWYER?SiddiquiLegal.com Private Experienced Affordable 12-4-71-15HORSE BOARDING & GOATS FOR SALECharlie 352-514-9858 12-4-71-15 AUTO TITLE LOAN Need Some Fast Cash??? Keep Your Car! No Key Required! No Credit Check! No Payment for 30 Days! Ask about our Free Loan & Free Gas Specials! 352-692-CA$H (2274) 11-27-13-60-15OCD Cleaning SolutionsHome Apartment Office Insured Let Our Obsessive Cleaning Disorder Work for You! 352-443-0408 10-7-10-15 HIV ANTIBODY TESTINGAlachua County Health Dept. Call 334-7960 for appt (optional $20 fee) THE TRUE YOU! Lose 8-15 pounds in 4 weeks Only $119! Gain muscle while you lose fat Groups forming now. 339-2199 12-4-71-16 ACLS, BLS for Healthcare Provider,PALS Classes to fit your schedule. American Heart Assoc. cards issued. Best rates in town. Teaching Gators for over 15years. Call (800)319-5708 or safetynetflorida.com 10-3-13-30-16 Another Saturday night without a date? Read The Alligator. HIV ANTIBODY TESTINGAlachua County Health Dept. Call 334-7960 for appt (optional $20 fee) Family ChiropracticSince 1977. Two blocks from U.F. 373-7070 12-4-71-18SAY:"I FOUND IT IN THE ALLIGATOR!" Want to make a connection?Place your ad here to look for someone to share a common interest with or for your true love IS YOUR BUSINESS, CLUB OR ORGANIZATION HAVING AN EVENT? DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT? PLACE YOUR AD HERE AND GET IT NOTICED!1000's of LPs, CDs and Postersfor sale at The Wooly, 20 N Main St, Sunday 9/29, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. FREE Admission. 352-371-2121 9-27-13-2-20 Get the party started! Place your Entertainment classified today to get people up and about. Call 373-FIND. Rocky Creek Paintball In Gainesville It's a Blast!Call 371-2092 12-4-13-71-21ALLIGATOR CLASSIFIED ADSGET THE JOB DONE!REACH MORE THAN 50,000 READERS EACH PUBLICATION DAY Trying to get to and from somewhere? Want to cut back on that gas bill? Place an ad in the classieds to nd trip arrangements or show o your bus and shuttle service. 373-FIND Furry, feathery, scaly...no, not your roommate...pets. Find or advertise your pets or pet products here in the Pets section of the Alligator. Finders Keepers? If you find something, you can place a FREE FOUND AD in our lost & found section. Be kind to someone whos lost what youve found. Call 373-FIND. IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC! Is your roommate driving you crazy? Find a

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG Solomon Patton has emerged as a playmaker for the Gators this season. Read the story on page 16.Driskel undergoes surgery PHILLIP HEILMANAlligator Staff Writer@phillip_heilmanNo. 20 Florida will be without another top playmaker for the rest of this season. Senior defensive tackle Dominique Easley injured his right knee during a non-contact drill in practice Tuesday and suffered a season-ending tear to his ACL and medial meniscus, coach Will Muschamp said in a statement released Wednesday night. Watching any of your players go through this is one of the hardest things about being a coach, Muschamp said. Obviously, it is hardest on Dominique. We are disappointed for him, but we will be there for him every step of the way through his surgery and rehab process. Earlier Wednesday, Muschamp said Easley would undergo further tests to determine the severity of his injury. However, it became apparent the senior defensive tackles posted on his private Twitter account (@MR_ChUcKiE_2) at 11:39 a.m. Gatornation [sic] thank you for all of 4 yrs of sticking with me but god has something else planned for and have no worries #believe, Easley posted. The senior can petition for a medical redshirt because he did not play in more than four games this season, past the sixth game of the year and can prove an actual injury. However, after mulling the decision to go pro following his junior season, Easley could opt to enter the 2014 NFL Draft. Sports Illustrated recently ranked the 6-foot-2, 285-pounder as the No. 15 overall prospect. For Florida, losing Easley, who had become the teams vocal leader cant blow to the nations No. 2 unit. Through three games, he had two tackles for a loss and was tied for the team lead with four quarterback hurries. Dominique is a guy that has a great motor great enthusiasm as coordinator D.J. Durkin said. He plays the game the way we want guys to play on defense. The added attention Easley required from opposing offensive lines created opportunities for his teammates. Buck linebacker Dante Fowler Jr. was named the Southeastern Conference Defensive Player of the Week after forcing two fumbles he recovered one while adding a sack to help Florida suffocate the Tennessee offense during a 31-17 victory on Saturday. Fowler later thanked Easley for opening holes for him to make plays against a talented Volunteers offensive line. He busts his stuff up, and Im outside, so when they see everygonna do is bounce outside, and thats all me, Fowler said. Easley previously experienced a knee injury during his UF career. He suffered an ACL tear in his left knee while playing against Florida State on Nov. 26, 2011, but returned for the start of the 2012 season, in which he started in 11 tackles for a loss, four sacks and one fumble recovery. Easley is the sixth UF player to suffer a season-ending injury this year. la), Chaz Green (torn labrum), Andre Debose (torn ACL), Matt Rolin (torn ACL) and Nick Washington (shoulder) are all done for the season. Thats just the game we play, said offensive lineman Jon Halapio. You just have to expect that people are going to get injured.Ryan Jones / AlligatorDominique Easley forces a fumble during Floridas 31-17 victory against Tennessee on Saturday in Ben Hill FOOTBaALL ADAM LICHTENSTEINAlligator Staff Writer@alichtenstein24Nearly a month into the season, full complement of offensive linemen. Since last summer, multiple linemen have suffered injuries that kept them out of games for extended periods of time, but almost all Chaz Green is out for the season after suffering a torn labrum are expected to play against Kentucky on Saturday at 7 p.m. I just want to stay healthy, personally, offensive guard Jon Halapio said, and I want everybody else to stay healthy. Halapio kicked off the injuries on the line this season. He suffered a partially torn pectoral muscle while lifting weights in July. The injury caused Halapio to miss training camp and UFs The redshirt senior returned to Tennessee on Sept. 21 but missed more time due to an unforeseen injury. Halapio said he went to cut block a defender who was trying to avoid him. The defenders hand got caught in the linemans facemask, cutting his eye. The injury took Halapio out of his season debut, but he returned later in the game. nitely thinking, I cant catch a break, he said. If its not my pec, it is something else. Added left tackle D.J. Humphries: It looked like somebody knocked him out. But while Halapio was able to play through his injury, the Gators were still missing someone on the right side of the line. Redshirt sophomore Tyler Moore (ankle) was scratched before the game on Saturday. Instead, Florida slid redshirt senior Kyle Koehne typically a guard out to tackle. I didnt think Id be playing tackle much this year, Koehne said, but numbers go down and my numbers called. Moore suffered his injury against Miami on Sept. 7. On Wednesday, coach Will Muschamp said Moore looked good running [Tuesday]. Other linemen suffered injuries as well. Humphries, junior Max Garcia and redshirt senior Jon Harrison, have suffered minor injuries that have kept them out for varying amounts of time. Humphries (knee) missed the second half against Miami, while Garcia and Harrison missed shorter amounts of time against the Hurricanes. Humphries said the line has not suffered due to the injuries, but the Gators have struggled with what was supposed to be the bread and butter of their offense a punishing interior running game. Florida is averaging 199.7 yards per game on the ground, which ranks 12th out of 14 in the run-based Southeastern Conference. Against the Volunteers, running backs Mack Brown and Matt Jones averaged 3.6 and 4.1 yards per carry, Gators offensive line healthy after numerous injuries to begin 3Easley out for season after suffering tears to ACL, meniscusHalapio SEE O-LINE, Pa A GE 16EEasley Poll Results Jeff Driskel?74% YESES 26% NONO132 total votes

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ADAM PINCUSAlligator Staff Writer@adamDpincus ALLIGATOR Matt Riva / Alligator StaffSolomon Patton scores a touchdown during Floridas 31-17 victory against Tennessee Florida offensive line looking to protect redshirt junior quarterback 0-LINE, from page 15 Ive always been hungry and wanting to play. I just took this offseason to focus on a lot of different things. Its starting to pay off.Solomon PattonUF receiver