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Today We Inform. You Decide.Not officially associated with the University of Florida Published by Campus Communications, Inc. of Gainesville, Florida Student one-word obituaries become art at local bakery The exhibit is on display until Sept. 25, pg 5. Quinton Dunbar will be returning to his hometown when Florida faces Miami on Saturday. Read the story on page 13.UF strengthens sexual harrassment programsMany schools are being audited for their policies, pg 3. Reddit guru announces college tour, will stop at UFHes due in Gainesville on Jan. 17, pg 5. 91 /71 FORECAST 2 OPINIONS 6 CLASSIFIEDS 9 CROSSWORD 12 SPORTS 13VOLUME 108 ISSUE 12 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013Rachel Crosby / Alligator StaffGotta Kick It Up Thursday at sunset. Working out in the stadium just gets me more motivated, she said. LOCAL HANNA MARCUSAlligator Staff Writerhmarcus@alligator.comThe Woodlands of Gainesville, located at 1055 SW 62nd Blvd., remains entrenched in an ongoing legal battle with former tenant Zachary Arnold and his mother, Michelle Arnold. Arnold, who lived in the com2008 until 2010, was initially sued by the Woodlands for about $5,600 because he owed for back rent, late fees and property damage, Patricia Boyes, counsel for the Woodlands, wrote in an email. In response to those claims, Arnold and his mother, the guarantor on the lease, countersued the Woodlands, claiming that the complex had violated numerous Florida laws. Andy Dogali, the attorney acting on behalf of the Arnolds, said the Woodlands had not obtained the correct legal licenses to operate while Arnold lived there and included provisions in the standard lease that didnt comply with Florida law. of existence, the Woodlands had no license, and therefore it was unlawful to collect rent, he said. Dogali said the solution would be for the Woodlands to return all the rent collected from the tenants who lived in the complex during the period of time they did not have a license, which he estimates to be about 2,500 tenants. Its an enormous claim, he said. Were still not far enough down the road that I know precisely how many different tenants have paid rent to them. Boyes wrote in an email that at the time of opening, the Woodlands had obtained its business occupation license from the city and was Woodlands, former resident negotiate lawsuit SEE WOODLANDS, PAGE 4 DAVONA WILLIAMSAlligator Contributing WriterNoise from the area of Gainesvilles new biomass plant has become the cause of complaints among nearby Whitney Mobile Home Park and Turkey Creek community residents. Jane Greene lives in Whitney about one mile away from the recently opened plant. She said she gets woken up every night at 4 a.m. by loud, booming crashes radiating from the area. Here I am in my deep sleep, and next thing I know, Im woken up by the noises, said Greene, 75. She made previous complaints to the city, but she said no one has been able to offer an explanation for the noise. Before they started building it, no one even came here to warn me. They didnt tell us it was going to happen, she said. County Commissioner Robert Hutch Hutchinson said the county is conducting public works projects in the area, which could account for some of the noise. No regulatory approach will alleviate the noise, but Ive lived in areas with loud noises and there are ways that neighbors can negotiate ways to operate the plant at times more suitable, he said. He called the issue a jurisdictional one an issue neighbors must take up with the plants management. I believe if we do enough to point out this issue, the Gainesville Renewable Energy Center will do their best to alleviate the noise, he said. Activist Mark Venzke agreed. Hopefully, the complaints citizens have will continue to register with the managers of the GREC and with local environment authorities, he said.Biomass plant vicinity generates noise complaints THE VIDEO HAS MORE THAN 3,000 VIEWS. DOMINIC UTTERAlligator Contributing WriterTwo student organizations at UF are blurring the lines between a hit summer song and the Gator Nation. Students from the UF Pre-Med American Medical Student Association, AMSA, uploaded a video entitled Blurred Lines (Premed Parody) University of Florida onto YouTube Wednesday evening. Emphasizing the increased academic burden placed on pre-med students and highlighting problems in required courses, the parody of the Robin Thicke song had more than 3,000 views by Thursday night. Zachary Field, a 21-year-old UF biology senior and a director in the Medical College Forum within AMSA, wrote the that went into making the video added We tried to incorporate every aspect of being a pre-med, like the MCAT, organic chem and living at the library, he said. In the video, Ivana Hernandez, a Hey, hey, hey: Students parody Blurred LinesSEE YOUTUBE, PAGE 4 They never had a license to do business.Andy DogaliattorneyField Before they started building it, no one even came here to warn me. They didnt tell us it was going to happen.Jane Greeneresident of Whitney Mobile Home Park

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News Today Subscription Rate: Full Year (All Semesters) $100The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013FORECAST TUESDAY THUNDER STORMS 90/71 PARTLY CLOUDY 91/70 MONDAY THUNDER STORMS 90/69 SUNDAY THUNDER STORMS 91/71 THUNDER STORMS 89/69 SATURDAY TODAY VOLUME 108 ISSUE 12 coctions from a wine glass at the pub next door. Instead, Stubbs the cat is sedated and under veterinary care after he was badly injured in a vicious dog attack in Talkeetna, a quirky community of 900 that elected him in a write-in campaign 15 years ago. Talkeetna has no human mayor, so you could say 16-yearold Stubbs is the reigning leader of the feline sort, anyway. Hes everybodys guy, said Stubbs owner, Lauri Stec, who manages Nagleys General Store, where the orangey-beige cat lives and mingles with locals and tourists alike. Saturdays attack left Stubbs with a punctured lung, bruised hips, a long deep gash on his side and a sternum fractured to the point it might need to be repaired with a plate. Stec, who said she knows the dog that was involved, has reported the attack with borough animal The next few days will be crucial in Stubbs recovery, but the cat has begun to sit up and eat. A tube inserted in his lung has been removed. All in all, Stubbs is holding his own, Stec said. Hes a freaking tough boy, she said. Stubbs has his own Facebook from well-wishers around the world. Before Saturday, Stubbs had already used up a few of his nine lives. In the past, he has been shot by a BB gun, and still has a BB lodged inside. Hes fallen into a cold fryer vat at the West Rib when the staff was changing the oil. He rode on a garbage truck before jumping off. Hes a little pistol, Stec said. THE ASSOCIATED PRESSWHATS HAPPENING?Rosh Hashana Day 2 For those observing a second day of Rosh Hashana, conservative services begin at 10 a.m. today. UF Hillel will provide lunch at 1 p.m. Anyone interested in attending lunch, please RSVP at www.ufhillel.org/ high-holy-days-schedule. The cost is $10 for students and $25 for community members/parents. The holiday will conclude with candle lighting at 7:30 p.m. Shabbat services will begin immediately after. La Casita Bienvenida open house This event, at the Institute of Hispanic-Latino Cultures, is to welcome both new and returning students to the newly remodeled home-away-fromhome. There will be student organizations, departments and community organizations tabling. The open house is today from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Dudley Farm State Park Today and Saturday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., 30 to 40 living historians will be at Dudley Farm State Park, which is between Newberry and Gainesville. Living historians will include sharecroppers, farmers, Union troops, carpetbaggers and temperance ladies. It is $8 per carload to get in. Normal admission is $5 per carload. For more information, visit www.friendsofdudleyfarm.org/events/reconstruction. Week of Fellowship First Steps in Christ is crazy for Jesus Christ. The First Steps meet and greet will be Monday at 5:45 p.m. in the Reitz Union, Room 357. There will be flag football and prayer Tuesday at 5:30 p.m. on Flavet Field, ice cream and Bible study Wednesday at 5:30 p.m. at the Murphree library, movie night Thursday at 8 p.m. at Buckman, and prayer and singing praises Friday at 10 a.m. on Turlington Plaza. HSF scholarship informational and general meeting The Hispanic Scholarship Fund (HSF) Scholar Chapter invites new and returning members to its first meeting of the Fall semester. It will be held Tuesday in Rinker Hall, Room 210 at 7:30 p.m. Come learn about what the chapter has to offer, available leadership positions and how to apply for the HSF scholarship. Food and refreshments will be provided. Yom Kippur at Hillel Join friends for a relaxing meal from 5:30 to 6:45 p.m. Friday before Yom Kippur services begin at 7 p.m. The pre-fast meal is subsidized for UF students and costs $10. For community members and parents, the meal costs $25. Please RSVP by visiting UF Hillels website at www.ufhillel.org/high-holydays-schedule. For more information about Yom Kippur services, visit www.ufhillel. org/current-students/cal. Hidden Coast Paddling Festival Barely a month remains before passionate paddlers join the fun at the Hidden Coast Paddling Festival in Cedar Key. The festival, Oct. 4 through Oct. 6, has not only 10 paddles each day from which to choose, but also entertainment, food and socials planned for those who register at www.hiddencoast.net. Paddle guides feature rangers, fisheries experts, a Florida Master Naturalist Program Instructor and longtime paddling enthusiasts. NERD 5K The UF-HHMI Science for Life program and the UF Honors Program are hosting the first annual NERD 5K (Novel Education Reward Day 5K). The NERD 5K will take place Oct. 12 at 8:30 a.m. It will start on the Commuter Lot. The 5K will raise funds to help grade school students in disadvantaged and underrepresented areas of Florida find the inspiration to seek higher education. Come dressed as a nerd. Bring a book to donate to Kids Count in Alachua County and receive a $3 discount. For more information and to register for the event, visit www.sfl.aa.ufl.edu/ NERD5K. Got something going on? Want to see it in this space? Send an email with Whats Happening in the subject line to sshavell@alligator.org. To ensure publication in the next days newspaper, please submit the event before 5 p.m. Please model your submissions after above events and keep them 150 words or fewer. Improperly formatted Whats Happening submissions may not appear in the paper. Press releases will not appear in the paper.BRIEFSAlaska town roots for feline mayor attacked by dog ANCHORAGE, Alaska The honorary mayor of a tiny Alaska town is noticeably absent this week, when he should be hanging out at the general store or sipping his water-catnip conHave an event planned? Add it to the Alligators online calendar:alligator.org/calendar

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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 3 DEGREE ISNT THE ONLY FACTOR THOUGH. CHERI BAILEYAlligator Contributing Writer tween the American Institutes for Research The ability to earn higher wages by nical associate degrees demonstrates a faster, cheaper route into the labor market, ployer relations at the Career Resource Center, said there are other factors that nicate and to be professional and represent According to the report, students who uation did not earn more than graduates of Science in Nursing (ASN) student at Santa as AA, ASN, then BSN shows progress in man resources of medical facilities like to of hours in the lab and clinical setting throughout her program, which she said sophomore, said he chose UF because an What Im trying to do with the four thought because a bachelors degree is just Some grads earn more soonerCAMPUS BAILEY MULLINSAlligator Contributing Writer its own sexual assault and harassment fornia, Berkeley; Swarthmore College and Occidental College are among the schools currently being audited for their sexual tigations triggered by multiple student mational website that will contain all the information about UFs policies related to ma/Interpersonal Violence Education program, designed to educate students cusing on sexual harassment, said Julia Rae Varnes, a spokeswoman at GatorWell By Fall 2014, GatorWell will launch a teaches students how to respond if they witness a harassment situation, Varnes Students speaking up is one of the ready in place are lending support to the Title IX, a federal law passed in 1972, created equal opportunities for men and women in higher education, and the Clery Act outlines regulation for how lect and classify crimes, said Alison Kiss, In Florida, as in many other states, no Automatic enforcement may cause Theres always more you can do, UF betters harrassment policies Automatic enforcement may cause some victims to be shy.Chris LoschiavoUF program coordinator

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unaware another permit was needed. After realizing a public lodging license was needed, the Woodlands paid the application fee and received the additional permit, Boyes said. She said requiring retroactive rent payback is an unrealistic way to make up for a simple paperwork hang-up. The law will not condone such an extreme punishment, she said. Especially since the lack of this permit never endangered any tenants health or welfare. The class-action lawsuit has been moving slowly for more than two years, but Dogali said thats to be expected company. They tend to react a different way, he said. For that reason, they spent two gating all kinds of stuff like crazy. Dogali said collecting allegations is the next step. Hes sent out letters to Woodlands tenants asking them to submit any evidence that could be used. 4, ALLIGATOR FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013Marisa Ross / AlligatorGirly GiveawayMichelle Tulande, left, reaches for items from a Teen Vogue giveaway event hosted by Her Campus Thursday on Turlington Plaza. The organization offered goodies to those who participated in social media challenges. SARAH LAPPAlligator Contributing WriterSome Gainesville residents doubt the effectiveness of an Alabama-based organizations initiative to give up to $50,000 to Jewish families who agree to move to a Southern state. The campaign is aimed at preserving Judaism in a region thats not predominantly Jewish. It doesnt have a shot, said Ross Elpren, an 18-year-old UF pre-health freshman. Jews might move to southern urban areas like Ata support group but a little place no matter how much money they are offering, wont cut it. Chelsea Stromfeld, an 18-year-old UF pubhand. My parents were hesitant about even letting me apply to colleges in the South, because they knew that the Jewish community was weak down here, she said. Matti Gorodenchik, a staff member at UF Hillel, agreed that Jewish families could be reluctant to leave historically Jewish communities. Jewish families now wouldnt just drop everything and go south, no matter how much money is involved, he said. If your people have a rich history in an area, you will stay where you are comfortable.Shalom, yall: Jewish families offered money to move southResidents doubt itll do much If your people have a rich history in an area, you will stay where you are comfortable.Matti Gorodenchikstaff member at UF Hillel JULIA GLUMAlligator Staff Writerjglum@alligator.orgWhen the renovated Reitz Union opens in 2015, it will be a little greener than before. The new building is aiming for platinum Leadership in Energy and Environmental awarded based on points that measure how sustainable a building is. [It] was really, really challenging, because building a new building obviously could be a lot easier, said Reitz Union Executive Director Eddie Daniels at a forum last week. But thats our goal. UF can earn points based on certain choices during the renovation, Daniels said. One example would be recycling during demolition. More than 75 percent of the construction waste will and more than 30 percent of the material used in the new building will be regional within 500 miles, according to the Make it Reitz website. Workers will also install lighting. has adopted an initiative like this. UFs efforts toward green building started in 1990, according to the universitys facilities, planning and construction website. The university has since adopted LEED criteria for all construction and renovations. Three years later, Rinker Florida, and in 2009, UF was named the No. 1 campus for LEED registrations. As of February, UF had These include Library West, the baseball locker room facility and the Graham Center at Pugh Hall.Reitz Union project aiming for green CAMPUS KATHRYN VARNAlligator Staff Writerkvarn@alligator.orgGainesville Police arrested a man Wednesday night after he reportedly stabbed another man with a box cutter in the downtown area. sponded to Bo Diddley Communi47, with a 1.5-inch-long cut on the left side of his neck near an artery, according to the report. Primus told police that 58-yearold Thomas Fred Moss, whom Primus referred to as Cowboy, confronted him about a previous argument they had, according to the report. Durcutter and sliced Primus neck. After identifying Moss as the cutter, Primus was taken to UF Health Shands Hospital, according to the report. box cutter in Moss pocket. They interviewed two witnessoccurred. One of them told police that Moss said, I wasnt messing with nobody, but I had to stab that motherf*****. Alachua County Jail on a charge of attempted murder. As of press time, he remained there with a $50,000 bond. Gainesville man stabbed by CowboyMoss About 35 students appear in it20-year-old health science junior sings Oh man, what was I thinking? Four-year wager. Cause life is so tough, shouldve been a business major. It wasnt political or meant to be taken seriously, Field said. Were just a bunch of students expressing the miseries of being a premed student. Previously, the video was shot at an AMSA retreat, said Tara Tavakoli, a 19-year-old UF microbiology and nutrition sophomore and AMSA member, but it was done on a low quality camera. He found the Gainesville branch of Tangible that originated in Palm Bay, Fla. Tangible co-founder and branch director John Barton, also a 19-year-old UF computer engineering sophomore, offered to provide his equipment and editing software to help. I enjoyed being able to work collaboratively with another student organization, he said. The collaboration lasted about two weeks, and AMSA worked to include 35 students and campus buildings. Its fun to see parody videos featuring locations you walk by every day, said Kyle Willems, a 19-year-old civil engineering sophomore. The video, which Field said was originally created for entertainment, transformed into a promotional advertisement for AMSA. Its just a fun video that we made about life as a pre-med student, he said. YOUTUBE, from page 1 WOODLANDS, from page 1Lawyer collecting allegations [It] was really, really challenging, because building a new building obviously could be a lot easier.Eddie DanielsReitz Union Executive Director

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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 5 Megan Reeves / AlligatorStudents from the Summer session of What is the Good Life? created a community art installation with associate professor in industrial and systems engineering Elif Akcali on display at Vine Bread & Pasta. C AMPUS LAUREN ADHAVAlligator Contributing WriterAlexis Ohanian, co-founder of the website Reddit, just announced hell be visiting UF on trepreneurship. Ohanian will be discussing his How the 21st Century Will Be Made, Not Managed, which will be available Oct. 1. The Entrepreneurship Club at UF will be hosting the event, which does not have a location as of yet. Reitz Union construction, we want to hold it in the Constans Theatre, said Ian Mitchell, president of the club. If that doesnt pan out, then Mitchell, 20, said he wants to and expects 300 to 500 people to David Nassau, industry outreach director of the club, said he Reddit is like the front page the newest content right when it Nassau said he is excited about Ohanians visit to UF and said inspirational to other students inpanies in this digital age. crobiology junior, said he didnt know Ohanian was visiting UF, but would attend if he had the I think [Ohanian] will open aspects, Baird said. People will Reddit guru announces college tour and UF makes front page PEOPLE IN WHAT IS THE GOOD LIFE? WROTE THEM. MICHAELA BISIENEREAlligator Contributing WriterAt Vine Bread and Pasta, locals stallation alongside associate profesneering Elif Akcali. On display at Vine, located at 627 of one-word obituaries that students project will be displayed until Sept. 25. the project with Jenny Lee, a What is the Good Life? instructor and lecturer with UFs Center for Arts in Medicine in the College of Fine Arts. The one-word obituary project About 110 students participated said. I didnt want this to be forced, enough to write an obituary, let that you dont know. health education and behavior Its really hard because I dont into one word, Dukes said. Dukes chose the word hope. I think its sort of portraying to ing about and aware that we only have one life to live, Dukes said. Akcali said one of her favorite things about the project was the way it highlighted the underlying concali said. There was one other joy, you see another person who used Student one-word obituaries become art at local bakery People will learn that it can be used for more than just half-minded browsing.Trevin Bairdmicrobiology junior

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Reader responseThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator Column EditorialFRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to opinions@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458.Drug, rape culture need to be examinedLast weekend, two attendees of New Yorks Electric Zoo music festival died from an overdose on molly, the pure form of ecstasy. In case youve been living in a cave for some time, demand for the drug has skyrocketed. Popularity of the drug is perpetuating the decadence of our culture. Even worse, it is being endorsed by household names. Despite negative publicity, the electronic dance music commonly known as EDM community isnt entirely culpable for the new drug of choice among young people. Other genres of music have provided an outlet for those who dont listen to EDM but still want to experience dehydration, sweating and heart failure. For instance, Miley Cyrus speaks of dancing with molly in one of her songs. Both Trinidad James and Kanye West have referenced the drug in their music. Rapper Rick Ross has recently lost endorsements for a line he wrote, claiming that he put molly all in her champagne / she aint even know it. Aside from an inability to spell, Ricky Rozays choice of words represents many problems that plague our culture, including the fact that we listen to a man who calls himself Ricky Rozay. The lyric represents the increased popularity of a drug that, according to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, can result in loss of consciousness and seizures. The most troubling implication of Rosss lyrics, however, is an issue that doesnt get enough attention: rape. As if the thought of my peers sweating profusely at a Madonna concert wasnt demoralizing, the thought of a popular musician condoning rape is just sad. The emergence of rape culture must be combated by our generation, or it will be here to stay. Dont believe rape culture exists? Recall the Steubenville case, where two Ohio high school football players were convicted of raping a 16-year-old girl. According to The New York Times, many of the students peers assisted in the humiliation of the victim, by distributing and sharing photos of her naked body as she slept. This sad trend isnt unique to our country. In India, four young men beat and raped a woman on a bus last year in New Delhi. A report published by ABC News stated that the verdict will arrive next week. In addition, harsher punishments have been instituted for rape in response to a massive uproar across India. Can we, then, act as the catalyst for such change here in the U.S. as in India? Of course we can. In a CNN online report, a Montana judge may be retracting his sentence on Stacey Rambold, who was convicted of raping her 14-year-old student. The judge is re-evaluating the legality of the sentencing after he was publicly scrutinized for only giving the self-professed rapist 30 days in jail. We must see that its not O.K. for musicians to glorify date rape or for popular football players to distribute nude photos of a minor. We have to re-examine our culture including the music we listen to and the people we respect. Richard Vieira is a UF political science senior. His column runs on Fridays. 66 TOTAL VOTES51% YES 49% NOVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgThursdays question: Have you ever taken pills that werent prescribed to you? Todays question: Have you taken What is the Good Life?Its September, and you know what that means: Halloween-themed crap is about to hit every store shelf, while the weather continues to remain hotter than Satans armpit. If you havent been paying attention to foreign affairs, you should be! Yesterday, President Barack Obama met with other global leaders at a G-20 summit to discuss the much-debated Syria situation. We expect major decisions to in between commercial breaks during the Miami game tomorrow. Anyway, here it is: your welcome-to-September-nowcan-you-pass-me-a-cold-one edition of . .Darts & LaurelsThursday, as global leaders met to we hope shut down Obamas efforts to resort to military intervention in Syria, Pope Francis spoke up. According to The Associated Press, the ever-cool Twitter Pope wrote a letter to the G-20 host, Russian President Vladimir Putin, urging all leaders to lay aside the futile pursuit of a military solution in Syria. For that, we give Pope Francis a thats-the-way-to-use-yourpapal-powers LAUREL. Outrage followed a Montana judges decision last week to sentence Stacey Rambold, the 54-year-old high school teacher who admitted to raping a 14-year-old student who later committed suicide, to only 30 days in jail. The case has received national attention, especially as Judge G. Todd Baugh, 71, released insane victim-blaming statements he called the girl older than her chronological age and said she was as much in control of the situation as Rambold was. Now, Baugh claims he misread a state law and believes Rambold should serve a minimum of two years in prison. Wow, way to backpedal. As prosecutors now begin the process of contesting the penalty on account of legal error, we give Baugh a time-to-resign-and-disappear-forever DART. On to brighter news: Diana Nyad broke records this Florida without a shark cage. The 64-year-old swimmer covered 110 miles in 53 hours. In an interview with PBS News Hour, Nyad said at one point she basically vomited continuously throughout the swim from ingesting so much seawater whoa. In the interview, she imparted some inspiring thoughts: I wanted to swim this endeavor not to just be the athletic record. I wanted it to be a lesson for my life that says, be fully engaged. Be so awake and alert and alive every minute of every waking day, because thats where I had to be for these . years to get this done. So suck it, Bear Grylls! Nyad proves that nature-defying badasses come in all ages and sexes, and for that, were handing her a LAUREL but only because we cant perHappy Friday, yall! And Canes, prepare to be crushed. Julia Glum EDITOR Matthew Riva Samantha Shavell MANAGING EDITORS Chloe Finch OPINIONS EDITOR Richard Vieiraopinions@alligator.org

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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 7Tough questions for Krishna LunchCriticizing what we love is never cize a warm-hearted group of people who serve healthy and delicious food. Krishna Lunch provides great value for its customers, as evidenced by the high demand for their lunch. Many of us love their nutritious vegetarian meals and appreciate the people who provide it, but we still need to ask some tough questions. Why is Krishna able to provide quality meals at $4 or $5 while others cannot? Why is Krishna allowed to serve food on campus but other private organizations like Burrito Brothers cannot? Is there really such thing as a mandatory donation, or is this an oxymoron? Is the cost to the customer referred to as a donation rather than a price purely for regulatory reasons? Does Krishna avoid paying some taxes, wages or rent? Is it truly volunteering if the volunteers are compensated with tuition, room and board? If prices are raised due to increased food expenses, then why is it the case that those who eat at Krishna every day are protected from the price hikes? Does Krishna hurt local, privately owned restaurants near campus? If a local church would like to serve food on campus, take mandatory donations and spread its message, would UF allow it? Maxim Dolinsky UF finance Ph.D. studentLetter to the EditorIt was a typical Saturday morning, and I was drawing with my when I heard a thump above me. ing. But then a blur suddenly fell outside my window and caught my attention. A bird with a red mohawk and black-and-white Alarmed, I Googled, What to do with injured bird. Luckily, the National Audubon Society, an American organization that focuses on the conservation of birds, has a guide to help unfortunate animals that come in contact with ignorant laymen like windows powered by Windex or egg-stealing pigs, they are often stunned and may die from shock. The guide recommended carefully placing the bird in a cardboard box and putting it in a cool place to rest while it regains its senses. I frantically ran about my room searching for a box, found a TOMS shoe box I thought at least imbued more goodwill than the Nike one, and rushed outside. My next challenge was getting to the bird, as the area outside of my window is fenced off where the air conditioning units stand next to each other in rows like a small Dalek army. a maintenance employee to open the gate for me. He watched as I picked up the dazed woodpecker, put it in a box and took it back to my room. I cranked up the air conditioning and placed the bird aside to chill out. watching Doctor Who, but then I remembered Ditz, my ditzy room, head banging into the interior window. Oh gosh, I thought, I am not having this bird die in my room and it be my fault. But Ditz continued to dart about like a kamikaze pilot, leaving me to feel unsafe in my own place. ing to catch him, when he started making woodpecker noises. I think he was saying something like, Imagine me doing that to your face. However, I kept my calm and sweetly called to him to get back into the box, so I could save him, and get him out of my room. touch, and slid the lid underneath. He protested as I took him outside and set him free on a tree on a gust of polluted air. I looked on as my lungs swelled with I have a friend who will stop mid-sentence to pick up trash that belongs in the red bins in hospitals, or trash that is halfway to becoming a part of nature itself, but she does her part to improve the environment in some small way. And I have seen her inspire others, including myself, to clean up messes they have not personally made. vent windows, but I did help clean up the mess they made. And hopefully, I have inspired you to do a slightly better version of the same. would recover so quickly. If the bird had been anything worse than stunned, I would have called for assistance from Silver Springs Animal Park, Eye of the Eagle Wildlife Sanctuary or Alachua County Animal Seredu. For more information on how you can help when a bird hits birds.audubon.org. Lauren Adamson is a UF journalism junior. What a bird brain: My brush with natureGuest column The 3DS is one of the best-selling consoles of this generation, selling 1.4 million system units and 11.4 million games in the ing the recently released Wii U. Nintendo made a shocking announcement last week that caught the Internet and the video-game-playing world by surprise. A new handheld will be hitting stores later this fall, and not much later at all. The Nintendo 2DS launches on will come at a price point of $129.99, the same the 3DS. While the launch of this hardware revision is exciting, it is unclear who this handheld system might be designed for exOne might ask, with the 3DS still doing exceedingly well in stores, and the Wii U not doing so hot, why release a new handheld rather than push for more home console sales? It is to think that Nintendo is abandoning the Wii U. The console has had little to no third-party way of software. Sales for the Wii U have been noted as dire by IGN and other major gaming news sites. The console sold only 160,000 units in the same quarter as the 3DS and on 390,000 games. Nintendo, I believe, is letting the Wii U die slowly. I think that they are dropping the home console market in favor of competing in the handheld space where they fare much better, and that they are focusing more on their Japanese market, which has always supported them and uses handhelds more often than on American audience due to the higher availability of public transportation. Is this the right decision? Possibly. By focusing on a handheld segment of consoles in the range of $100 to $200, Nintendo opens themselves to a larger market than the typical home console market of $300 to $500. The lower price point will give them better reach, adults. The lower price allows younger kids the chance to save their allowance and purchase the device on their own. Is the 2DS a good decision? I think not. The console is a 3DS without the 3-D capability of its predecessor. It is also far bigger and blockier than any other handhelds of the day. go. The 2DS will have to go inside a purse or backpack for easy carrying. I believe gamers and parents would have been much happier to see a 3DS price drop to something like $100 or $115 rather than see a new console release. Nintendo is still in good shape for the time being, but if the 2DS know it quite yet. Sean Burke is a writer for The Mace & Crown, the student newspaper of Old Dominion University. This column originally appeared on UWire. 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BUY IT. SELL IT. FIND IT. 373-FIND FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/CLASSIFIEDS Classifieds Get that rent money rolling in. Place an ad in the Alligator Classifieds to get your place rented out. Call 373-FIND. 2 BLOCKS FROM UF!Starting @ $375/BR All inclusive! Furnished Cable Internet Utilities www.campuswalk.co 352-337-9098 12-4-71-1 COLLEGE ROOMS STARTING AT $400.00 MONTH, 1/1, 2/2, 3/2's UTILITIES INCLUDED NO MOVE IN COST. WE DO SEMISTER LEASING Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 2-7-13-150-1 Empty Space? Find your next tenants in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND to place your ad today! 1BR APT $395/moSmall pet ok. Call 352-372-1201 or 352-2133901 12-4-13-71-2 Deluxe, Large 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7BR apt/ house, 60 second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House charm. Central AC, washer/dry er included. Wood floors. With Parking. By Private Owner. 352-538-2181 lv message 12-4-13-71-2 ELLIES HOUSES Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or 352-215-4990 12-11-13-167-2 Now leasing 1 & 2 BR AptsJust off SW 20th Ave & 34th Street. 1BR/$450, 2BR/$570. Call 335-7066, visit us on Facebook or Twitter or at madisonon20th.com. 12-4-1371-2 Spacious 1, 2, & 3br starting at $475. Many floor plans, some w/ enclosed patios or balconies. Italian tile, BRs carpeted. DW, W/D hk-ups, verticals, CH/AC. Near bus rte, some walk to UF. Sec 8 accepted 352-332-7700 12-4-13-71-2 Centerpoint 1220 NW 12 ST $450 1BR/1BA 530 SQ.FT. Bike to UF through-tree lined streets or ride the bus located one block away! A true 1/1 close but far enough away from the ruckus of the student ghetto. No application fee, most pets ok. E.F.N. Properties, 352-371-3636 or www.efnproperties.com rentals@efnproperties.com 9-30-13-28-2 LAKEWOOD VILLASLarge 1,2 & 3BR floorplans starting at $700. Free Hi-Speed internet, washer/dryer, fitness center, computer lab, swimming pool etc. M-F 9-6, Sat. 10-3 700 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-371-8009 www.lakewoodvillas.com 12-4-13-71-2 PETS PARADISE$390 $650. No app or pet fee. 1 & 2BR, privacy fenced. SW. 352-331-2099 9-10-13-71-2 AVAILABLE NOW WALK TO UF 1BRs Starting at $450 Parking available. Pets allowed. Gore Rabell Real Estate 378-1387 www.Gore-Rabell.com 12-4-13-71-2 REDUCED! AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY WON'T LAST! 3 large bedrooms in spacious home. Perfect for grad students. 5 mins to UF. wood flrs, Laundry facilities. $475/mo share utilities. Call NOW! 850-420-2122 9-30-13-29-2 705 NW 10th Avenue 3BR + den/1BA + vanity Beautiful, spacious home with front/back porch, Short bike to UF, good neighborhood, A/C, W/D, NS, NPets, $1,200/month+utilities Call (352) 275-1259 10-3-13-30-2 Campus Edge 1 Bedroom Top Floor. Pool Fitness Room, w/d, a/c, d/w, micro,stainless steel appliances, new carpeting. No smoking no pets. Quiet Apt! Available now. $750 904210-5888 9-30-13-27-2 HISTORIC APTS Downtown Pleasant St Historic District. 1-3BRs. Ceiling fans, porches, wd flrs, some w/ W/D. ALSO we have 2 & 3BR homes. Cats ok, no dogs. 1st, last, sec. aprleve@aol.com Call/text 352-538-1550 9-16-13-15-2 2BR1BA cent A/C mobile home on shady lot on busline. Laundry room, No pets. From $375 $450/mo. Incl water. 1st 1/2 month free rent. 4546 NW 13th St. 376-5887 9-3022-2 2BR/1Bath Greenleaf area in SW GNV. Next to Kanapaha Park. Pets considered. $500/dep, first month rent $670. Move in ready, all new kitchen and bath, huge back fenced yard. Walk to elementary/middle schools. Laundry hook-ups. 352-213-4644 9-11-13-5-2 4/4 BATH CONDO ON BUS LINE TO UF avail NOW. University Terrace Condos. Tile throughout. W/D hookups in unit. Total rent is $800 per month. Call 514-4915 9-1813-10-2 2x2.5 Luxurious condo located in Grantwood. Gated community. 5 minutes away from campus. Access to bus routes 5, 9, & 35 the best bus routes to campus. Condo is 1300 sq. ft., central a/c, w/d included, granite countertops. Call 954-699-3665 for more information. 9-30-13-17-2 Dont get stuck with an extra rent payment. Advertise your subleases in the Alligator Classifieds and save yourself some cash. Call 373-FIND.1 room available. furnished 3/1 house spring/summer 2014.$500/mo (772)453-4125 9-6-3-3 IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC! Is your roommate driving you crazy? Find a replacement in the Alligator Classifieds! REDUCED! AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY WON'T LAST! 3 large bedrooms in spacious home. Perfect for grad students. 5 mins to UF. wood flrs, Laundry facilities. $475/mo share utilities. Call NOW! 850-420-2122 9-30-13-29-4 Enhance your educational experience. Studious female needed in 4br 4ba Countryside condo. On the bus line with plenty of parking. $375mo. Call agent for details 352-367-2669 9-913-10-4 Female roommate preferred for one bedroom and bath in 2 bdrm, 2 bath apartment in the SW area of Gainesville. All utilities and internet included in $550 rent, W/D, pool view, quiet neighborhood, furnished except for bedroom, monthly maid service. Extremely close to Shands, on major bus routes, security guard on duty at night. Small pets ok, I have a cat Call Kelly @ 904-377-1711 9-10-5-4 Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile home and much more in the ALLIGATOR CLASSIFIEDS! Reach thousands of possible buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over the phone, by fax, email or CHECK OUT PLACING YOUR AD THRU OUR ONLINE AT www.alligator.org. or please call 373Find (373-3463) NEW CONDOS-WALK TO UFFor Info on ALL Condos for Sale, Visit www.UFCONDOS.COM or Matt Price, University Realty, 352-281-3551 12-4-71-5 ABSOLUTE AUCTION Sept 21 Sewanee, TN 230 Acres in 3 Tracts and 14 Bluff/View Tracts 800-476-3939 www.targetauction. com TNAU #6650 TN #260531 Volunteer Land Consultants, LLC 9-6-1-5 LAND & CABIN PACKAGE ON CUMBERLAND PLATEAU! 30 Acres and 1200 sq. ft. cabin $79,000. Minutes from 4 State Parks & TN River. Call 877-282-4409 9-6-1-5 Mobile Homes with land. Ready to move in. Owner financing with approved credit. 3Br 2Ba. No renters. 850-308-6473. LandHomesExpress.com 9-6-1-5 Got a new couch?. Sell your old one in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND (3463) to place your ad today. BED QUEEN $120 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still in plastic. Call 352-372-7490 will deliver. 12-4-13-71-6 BED FULL SIZE $100 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic w/warranty. Can deliver. Call 352377-9846 12-4-13-71-6 MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT $400 Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must sell. Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-3727490 12-4-13-71-6 BED KING $200 PILLOWTOP mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never been used, in plastic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can deliver. 12-4-71-6 SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 12-4-71-6 BEDROOM SET$300 BRAND NEW Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 12-4-13-71-6 Quality furniture liquidation staging business clearance sale. Low priced lr, dr, br sets etc. Fri & Sat 9-12 at 4445 SW 35th Ter #280 or call 283-1083. 9-10-8-6 Selling computers, parts, or repair services or just looking for that new rig? Look in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND for more information. COMPUTER & LAPTOP REPAIRS Network specialists We buy computers and laptops Working and Non-working 378-4009, 607 NW 13th Street 12-4-13-62-7 1 For Rent: Furnished 2 For Rent: Unfurnished 3 Sublease 4 Roommates 5 Real Estate 6 Furnishings 7 Computers 8 Electronics 9 Bicycles 10 For Sale 11 Motorcycles, Mopeds 12 Autos 13 Wanted 14 Help Wanted 15 Services 16 Health Services 17 Typing Services 18 Personals 19 Connections 20 Event Notices 21 Entertainment 22 Tickets 23 Rides 24 Pets 25 Lost & FoundAll real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination because of color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make limitation, or discrimination. We will newspaper uses great care in accepting or rejecting advertising according to its suitability, we cannot verify that all advertising claims or offers are completely valid in every case and, therefore, cannot assume any responsibility for any injury or loss arising from offers and acceptance of offers of goods and/or services through any advertising contained herein.In Person:Cash, Check, MC, or Visa 1105 W. University Ave. M-F, 8am 4pmBy E-mail :By Fax: (352) 376-3015 By Mail:Call 352-373-FIND for information. Sorry, no cash by mail. MasterCard, Visa or checks only.By Phone: (352) 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pmWhen Will Your Ad Run?Ads placed by 4 pm will appear two publica tion days later. Ads may run for any length of time and be cancelled at any time. Sorry, but there can be no refunds or credits for cancelled ads. Corrections and Cancellations: Cancellations: Call 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pm. No refunds or credits can be given. Alligator errors: corrections before noon. 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10, ALLIGATOR Sell your old stereo, cell phone, and more in the Electronics Section of the Alligator Classifieds. 373-FIND In the market for a new set of wheels or just looking to add a second to that collection? Want personalized handlebars or a fitted seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds UF Surplus On-Line Auctionsare underwaybikes, computers, furniture, vehicles & more. All individuals interested in bidding go to: SURPLUS.UFL.EDU 392-0370 12-4-13-71-10 Guitars and Musical Instruments New, Used and Factory Refurbished Check Us Out Before You Buy or Sell!! Leonardo's Music, Micanopy, FL 352-450-0928 Leonardos302.com 12-4-13-71-10 Sunday, September 15th 12-4pm Tickets at solutionsbridal.com 9-13-13-12-10 ATTENTION STUDENTS! Need more ENERGY? Promote delicious healthy energy drink. Incredible income, set own hours. 206-350-9584; www.freebeforedegree.com 9-6-4-10 TELESCOPE MEADE LS-6 FOR SALE Comes with tripod, Power Tank and Series 4000 accessories. Complete package. Never been used, have all boxes. Best offer. 352-495-1815 9-12-5-10 Office Desks Chairs Various Office Supplies Refrigerator/Freezer Computers Bookcases Ceiling Fans. 352-665-9260 9-13-13-6-10 Alligator Classifieds is the way to get your 2 wheels on the road. Show off your bikes, scooters, and repair services. Call 373-FIND to get your classified in. 12-4-13-71-11 NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS Great Scooters, Service & Prices! 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 Vespa, Genuine, GMW, & More! NS4L.com facebook.com/newscooters4less 12-4-13-71-11 SCOOTER REPAIRNew Scooters 4 Less has LOW repair rates! Will repair any make/model. Close to UF! Pick-ups avail. Cheap oil changes!! 336-1271 12-4-13-71-11 Road Rat Motors Largest Scooter Store in Town! Run by Gator Grads! New scooters starting at $999. 1-2yr warranties with roadside assistance included. 376-6275 RoadRatMotors.com 12-413-71-11 Road Rat Motors offers FREE pickup service for any paid scooter repair. LOWEST labor rate, quickest turnaround in town! Will repair ANY brand scooter. Free estimates. 376-6275. RoadRatMotors.com 12-4-13-71-11 SCOOTER RENTALSRent for a day, week, month or semester. Now renting Buddy scooters too! 352-336-1271 www.gainesvillescooterrentals.com 12-4-13-71-11 Campus Scooters Mobile Sales and Scooter Service. We offer free estimates on all repairs and we come to you. We also have new scooters starting at $799.00 Call us today at 352-263-0425 124-13-71-11 WWW.SWAMPCYCLES.COM Scooters & Motorcycles Sales & Service Quality, Experienced, Certified Technicians. Close to Campus, Lowest Prices. 633 NW 13th St. 352-373-8823 12-4-71-11 12-4-13-71-11 STREITS MOTORSPORTS Honda Yamaha Suzuki Triumph 4820 NW 13th St 376-2637 Factory Trained/Certified Techs www.streits.com 12-4-13-71-11 ccmotorcycletraining.com 2 days $150 weekdays or weekends G-ville/Starke 352-331-0131 train on motorcycles or scooters State certified Co & Trainers 9-11-13-1511 RPMMOTORCYCLES.COM Gville's Japanese cycle specialists since 1998. Guaranteed work, best labor rates ($60/hr) Service-Parts-Accy. We have your tires. MonFri 10-6. 352-377-6974. 518 SE 2nd St. 124-75-11 Unload your lot. Sell your cars through Alligator Advertising for cheap. 373-FIND or place your ad online at www.alligator.org/classifieds CARS CARS BuySellTrade Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars 3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150 12-4-71-12 We Buy Junk Cars Trucks, Vans Titled only Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3191 12-4-71-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO CREDIT CHECK!!!! VEHICLES $800 AND UP! 352-338-1999 12-4-71-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN OVER 150 VEHICLES IN STOCK! CARS, TRUCKS, SUVS, & VANS! 352-338-1999 12-4-71-12 98 CHEVY ASTRO $2999 03 CHEVY MALIBU $3999 00 GMC SIERRA $2999 99 NISSAN SENTRA $4999 352-338-1999 12-4-71-12 01 MITS MIRAGE $3999 00 CHEVY CAVALIER $3999 00 DODGE INTREPID $2999 97 DODGE VAN $2999 352-338-1999 12-4-71-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES NO CREDIT CHECK!! CARS, TRUCKS, SUVS & VANS 30 DAY WARRANTY 352-375-9090 12-4-71-12 08 NISSAN QUEST $10,999 05 CHEVY IMPALA $8999 04 VOLVO S40 $8999 04 SUZUKI SL7 $10,999 352-375-9090 12-4-71-12 04 JEEP CHEROKEE $8999 07 DODGE NITRO $11,999 05 NISSAN ALTIMA $9999 07 NISSAN SENTRA $11,999 352-375-9090 12-4-71-12CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED. Call Brandy 352-771-6191 12-4-13-71-12 St. Francis House is a homeless shelter and soup kitchen located in downtown Gainesville, and we are looking for help from volunteers like you. St. Francis House depends on monetary support from individual donors and community businesses in order to help feed the homeless and the hungry.If you are interested in volunteering,please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or sfhcoor@stfrancis.cfcoxmail.comTo make a donation by mail,please send checks payable to St. Francis House P.O. Box 12491 Gainesville, FL 32604 UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 12-4-71-13 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5062 if interested. OPERATION CATNIPVOLUNTEERS NEEDED caring for cats assisting with surgery days working in the office SUPPLIES NEEDED paper towels postage stamps cat food cat litter rubbing alcohol super glue gel TAX DEDUCTABLE DONATIONS Each cat receives care that costs apporimately $40. Every little bit helps! UPCOMING SPAY DAYS: September 8th October 27th December 8th Call 352-376-6647 or Visit www.nmhp.net, or Email ocgainesville @gmail.com This newspaper assumes no responsibility for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money.CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED CALL 352-771-6191 12-413-71-13

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ALLIGATOR VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 9-2013-71-13 Finders Keepers? If you find something, you can place a FREE FOUND AD in our lost & found sec tion. Be kind to someone whos lost what youve found. Call 373-FIND.GOLD GEMS ETCFree Appraisals Top Cash or Trade 40 years in Business OZZIE 352-318-4009 12-4-71-13 Another Saturday night without a date? Read The Alligator. This newspaper assumes no responsibility for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money. WEB PRODUCTIONSeeking staff members for the web produc tion team at alligator.org. Interested candidates should possess the following: Familiarity with media production tools such as Adobe InDesign, Photoshop, Premiere, etc. Familiarity with a web-based CMS and/or web coding basics will receive extra consideration. An ability to learn and work with new pro grams quickly and efficiently Deep interest in the growth and develop ment of new media Skill in producing not only the written, but audio and visual components of media segments and graphics. The desire to make a lasting impact on a UF tradition in a shifting media landscape. Send all inquiries with resume direct to Kelcee Griffis, Managing Editor/Online at kgriffis@alligator.orgSTUDENTPAYOUTS.COMPaid survey takers needed. in Gainesville. 100% FREE to join. Click on Surveys 12-4-13-75-14 BARTENDING$300 A DAY POTENTIALNo experience necessary, training provided. 800-965-6520 ext 138 12-4-13-71-14 Students in Accounting, Aviation, Business/ Sales and computer science needed for various positions. Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/employment 12-4-1371-14 Food Science and Human Nutrition at the University of Florida is conducting a research study for women 20-40 yo on birth control pills. Compensation given. For details call Candy at 273-9023 12-4-13-71-14 CUTTING-EDGE UF RESEARCH STUDY Smokers wanted (1 pack a day for 5 years) Periodontal (gum line) sampling only 5 visits over 2 years; up to 1.5 hr each visit FREE oral exam, up to $160 compensation Call: 352-392-2945 12-4-13-71-14 VIDEO ASSISTANT / EDITOR wanted at the University of Florida's Center for Instructional Technology and Training. The Video Assistant position requires experience with recording video, lighting, and editing with Premiere. Minimum 20 hours per week, $12.50/hr., be tween 8am and 6pm, M-F. Please send resume to Joe Nicholson joebn@ufl.edu. 6-14-13-5-14 DOMINO'S HIRING Delivery Experts & Assistant Managers & Future Managers. Drivers earn between $14-$17 per hour. GMs earn 40K-50K+. Apply at gatordominos.com 9-6-13-2414 University of Florida Smoking Lab & Clinic needs you to participate in a study assessing effects of different activities on craving, withdrawal, and choices about smoking. If you're interested, call Allison at 336-4063706 or email uflsmokelab@gmail.com 9-26-20-14 Gainesville real estate company seeking a friendly and reliable employee to show rental properties and provide customer service for potential tenants. Clean driving record & criminal background req. Customer service and sales experience a plus! Starting at $12/hr. Send resume to jobs@allisonables.com 9-9-13-14-14 University of Florida Survey Research Center 720 SW 2nd Ave. suite 156 Mon-Fri 9am-8pm 392 2908 ext. 105 $9.00/$9.50/hr + Incentive + Paid Training Telephone Interviewing NO SALES Bilingual SPANISH Speakers Needed http://www.bebr.ufl.edu/survey/hiring 9-20-13-25-14 Hiring Now!!! Progressive Gainesville company seeks 50 fast, accurate typists for audio transcription. Create your own schedule M-F, 7am to midnight. Production based pay, $7.79 to $12+. Walking distance to campus. Ideal for PT and Students! Apply online: www.sbsgrp.com 9-12-13-14-14 MEDICAL OFFICEPre-med student. Shifts avail for 1-9:00pm, M-F. Wkend hrs vary. 10-20 hrs/wk Fax re sume & availability to 373-2230 9-6-1310-14 TUTORS FOR FALL. 1-on-1 tutoring at-risk K-12th grade students. $10/hr. 1-4 after noons/wk. 15-20 min drive from campus. UF Fed Wk Study Permit req for emp. Volunteers welcome. Contact Sally at st23@cox.net 9-20-13-20-14 DATA ENTRY/ CLERICAL POSITION Full or Part Time Please apply in person. Institute of Veterinary Spec. 3603 NW 98th St. Suite A 9-11-5-14 Tire Tech. Full or part time Must have verifiable retail tire store experience. Positive attitude a must.Top pay for right person. Reply to togwilliam@ gmail.com 9-13-13-8-14 STUDENT WORK AVAILABLEFlex Sch/Resume Builder 14.50 base/appt CALL TODAY 352-505-9105 1-22-74-14 Make Money Selling Ads HardisonInk.com Daily News website. Earn $50-$200 per ad 352-493-9950 or email Advertising@HardisonInk.com 9-6-13-414 Looking for individual part-time with experience in html, php, MySQL, css, and Apache. $20/hour. Flexible hours. For more details, email cpledger@homemadeintheusa.us 9-6-13-1-14 Sun Country Sports is seeking enthusiastic afterschool counselors! Must be 21 with clean driving record and own vehicle. Position is 1:30-6:30 pm weekdays (12:106:30 pm on Wednesdays). Apply today at www.suncountrysports.com/jobs.html. 9-12-13-5-14 Work with the Gators! Great Exercise! Part-Time, Flexible! $8.00/ hr Apply in person at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium Gate 18 Concessions Office (352) 692-6244 9-12-13-5-14 Drivers HIRING EXPERIENCED/ INEXPERIENCED TANKER DRIVERS! Earn up to $.51 per Mile! 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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG Gators in the Florida-Georgia Hall of FameFormer Gators Jevon Kearse and Lindy Infante were selected as UFs inductees to the City of Jacksonvilles Florida-Georgia Hall of Fame, the City Captains announced Antonio in three sets Read the story on page 16. PHILLIP HEILMANAlligator Staff Writer @phillip_heilman For Quinton Dunbar, No. 12 Floridas matchup with Miami on Saturday at noon in Sun Life Stadium is a homecoming to a place he could not wait to escape. Dunbar grew up in Overtown, a povertystricken neighborhood of Miami with a population that hovers around 10,000. The mean household income in the city is $13,211.99, according to the latest available census data. Just coming from a community like that, the success rate is low, Dunbar said. Theres a lot of drugs and a lot of guns. Its very hard to get out of it. Dolphin Expressway and Flagler Street are the two main roads that border Overtown. For many, they serve as prison walls. Once But the temptations that limited many of Dunbars friends growing up never affected him. He gives the credit for his success to his mother, Twanette. My mom is a very great parent, he said. She always kept me on point and made sure I didnt do other things that other kids did. helped pave the way to something better. A four-star prospect from Miami Booker T. Washington High, the 6-foot-1, 194-pound receiver originally committed to Miami after catching 39 passes for 703 yards and seven touchdowns as a junior. Upon further consideration, he decided a fresh start elsewhere would suit him well. Despite growing up idolizing Hurricanes players, he chose to attend in-state rival Florida. Dunbar said. It was a situation to see something new, to get out of Miami. Start a new life somewhere else. Gators, Dunbar totaled 50 receptions for 599 yards and six touchdowns. But with UF losing its top three receiving threats other than him from 2012, Dunbar is now expected to be the anchor of a receiving corps full of promising, yet inexperienced, talent. Hes become a leader, just how he works in practice, I cant say enough and feel more proud of that kid in how hes grown up, offensive coordinator Brent Pease said. Its awesome. How hes helped younger players, how he understands his role and what he wants to bring to the offense and really understanding that hes a guy that we expect to make plays for us. After catching two passes for 22 yards during Floridas 24-6 victory against Toledo last weekend, Dunbar is looking to increase his production against the Hurricanes. The matchup will also serve as a measuring stick for the progress Floridas offense has made early this season. Dating back to last season, Miamis defense has not allowed a touchdown at home since Nov. 1 a span of 160 minutes and 39 seconds. since leaving his hometown, Dunbar is hoping to leave his mark on what will likely be these two programs for at least the foreseeable future. fense gave us, Dunbar said. This week, we feel like theyre going to challenge us more. Theyre going to come up and press. So weve got to make the plays.Ryan Jones / Alligator Quinton Dunbar runs past an opposing player during Floridas 24-6 victory against Toledo on The alligatorSports crew em2013 season this weekend, heading down the Florida Turnpike to Miami the general home area of a few of our staff members. While down there, we plan to check out the farm that grows Adam Pincuses. We heard rumors of a radiation leak in the area during early 1992, so well keep you posted. Either way, we expect a pretty exciting trek down to the Magic City. Last years inaugural road destination College Station, Texas, gave us the collegiate debut of Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel as well as a pretty terrifying I-10 standoff with a pissed-off cattle-truck driver. If youre traveling down along with us, stay cool, be safe and hit up your South Florida friends for a Sun Pass. This week, we have Joe Morgan and Phil Heilman debating the GeorgiaSouth Carolina game. Georgia (-3) is glad to be home and will send South Carolina packing because... That offense is just too damn good. The Bulldogs may have fallen in a tough contest against Clemson, times and racked 545 yards of total offense. I love Jadeveon Clowney with a Chance of Meatballs, but I dont see that defense slowing Georgia down enough to win. Joe Morgan South Carolina (+3) will enjoy a nice vacation at Sanford Stadium because... Clowney was Clark Kent against North Carolina last weekend, but he just walked into a phone booth watch out. And although Georgia Picks Column Sun Life Stadium ESPN / 850 AM SEE PICKS, PA GE 15 Junior receiver returning home for in-state game ADAM PINCUSSome players just have it. Zach Thomas had it during his 13-year NFL career. Coach Will Muschamp, previously a defensive assistant for the Miami Dolphins, remembers one practice in particular. Offensive coordinator Scott Linehan installed the counter play without telling Muschamp and head coach Nick Saban. The defense didnt know either, but it didnt have to. Thomas snuffed out a run 3 yards behind the line. Football is Charles Darwins dream sport. Its the survival of Those who thrive let their instincts take over on Saturdays and Sundays. Gators linebacker Antonio Morrison does just that. Morrison will make his season debut for No. 12 Florida (10) against Miami (1-0) at noon on Saturday in Sun Life Stadium. I think hes got innate instincts as far as reading, keying, diagnosing, which is key for linebackers to play off the ball, Muschamp said. He added: Thats something you cant really teach. You ei-Morrison to face Canes following suspensionSEE MORRISON, PA GE 15 Theres a lot of drugs and a lot of guns. Its very hard to get out of it.Quinton DunbarUF receiver UF Fo otball

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14, ALLIGATOR FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 Kan Li / Alligator StaffSavannah Jordan (left) pushes past an opponent during Floridas 3-0 loss against Florida State on Aug. 30 at James G. Pressly Stadium. SOCCER MICHELLE PROVENZANOAlligator Writer @mmprovenzanoFor coach Becky Burleigh and the Gators, 2013 has been Florida faced Oregon State When Savannah Jordan games, she set the record for most goals scored by a player Its kind of nice this year to play a variety of teams, BurI think it just gives fans some more exposure to different styles of soccer that are across the country in big-name the opportunity to face the Big For us, its about preparing them, but also probably more importantly us executing the We still need to do a betWe need to do a better job at Oklahoma may not pose a challenge to Florida other than the inexperience that comes season 7-9-4, going 3-3-2 in game of the Big 12 Championship and have not made the Sundays opponent, OklahoOklahoma State has made consecutive appearances in the Florida has not made the Elite Its going to be a hard3-1; Oklahoma comes in 2-2, cord of 3-0-1 before its matchup Freshman Meggie Doughsaid the team has come togetha lot of heart and physicalover to our upcoming games Florida preparing for weekend matchups with Big 12 foes

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performed well offensively against Clemson, the Tigers have nobody on their defense that even comes close to the talent the Gamecocks can boast. Because of that, Aaron Murray will have a homecoming hangover as the Bulldogs start the season 0-2. Phil Heilman Now onto the picks! Leading the pack after a perfect 8-0 record in Week 1 is alligatorSports Staff Writer Adam Oedipus Complex Pincus, who informed us this week that his mothers stage name is apparently Sapphire. We have no idea what to do with this information. One game behind Pincus in second place at 7-1 is alligatorSports editor Phil We have a kitchen? Heilman, who learned this week how to operate an oven. watching someone else preheat the oven and set the timer. Be an adult, man. In third with a 6-2 record is FightinGators.coms Cody Andrelton Simmons Suhis man love for the Braves shortstop to himself this week instead of plastering his feelings all over Twitter. Oh, who are we kidding. Simba is awesome. Keep tweeting, Cody! Tied with Cody at 6-2 is alligatorSports Staff Writer Joe Final answer Morgan, who took to Twitter to voice his displeasure in the answer given by a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Damn, Joe, put on your big-boy pants and leave the house during the day. Heading the bottom half of the standings with a 5-3 record is 247Sports.coms who demanded his fellow beat writers transcribe player and coach quotes verbatim down to every uh, um and stutter. Relax, buddy. Not everybody keeps a chart of Brent Peases syllables per sentence. Coming in even at .500 with a 4-4 clip is alligatorSports assistant editor Adam Nothing to shake a sock at Lichtenstein, who proved that there is such a thing as too many words out of one persons mouth. If youre going to use a bland clich, at least say it right, damn it! Tied with Lichtenstein at 4-4 is the Orlando Sentinels ragdE nospmohT, who walked into Tuesdays Brent Pease press conference wearing his sweater backward. Hey Edgar, the tag isnt a protective shield for your Adams apple. Look in a mirror before leaving the house next week. And in dead-ass last with a piss-poor record of 3-5 is InsideTheGators.coms Bryan Lawrence Holt, who gets a pass from insult this week because last weeks Picks Column nearly brought him to tears. Hey Holt, take whats left of that thing you call a backbone and use it to steady your upper lip. ther have it or you dont have it, and he has a very high level of that. Hes a physical, tough player. Football is very important to him. Unfortunately for the sophomore, his football future remained in doubt after two suspended Morrison for two games about eight hours after the linebackers second transgression on July 21 only to minimize the suspension to one game 36 days later. The details of what transpired and the merits of the consequences that followed regular-season matchup between the two teams. Morrison, listed as a backup to Michael Taylor on an updated depth chart released Monday, gives the Gators more pop in a linebacker corps that already packs a punch. Florida State remembers Morrison well although former quarterback E.J. Manuel may not remember the linebacker at all. Manuel suffered a concussion on a hit by Morrison in the fourth quarter of Floridas 37-26 victory in front of a stunned Doak Campbell Stadium crowd. Morrison forced a fumble and knocked the senior quarterback out of the game. Joining him on defense for his 2013 debut will be cornerback Loucheiz Purifoy. The two forced a combined four fumbles last season. Defensive coordinator D.J. Durkin said Morrison will play quite a bit on Saturday. He has practiced in full pads, so conditioning should not be a problem with the noon kickoff. Florida could use some playmaking ability after generating just one takeaway against Toledo and missing out on other turnover opportunities. We got the one, yeah, but absolutely, as physical as Antonio plays, hes apt to knock the ball loose and Loucheiz is a long, rangy corner that can also get the ball out, Durkin said. we do well. Morrison begins his sophomore season at a new position after moving inside to the Mike linebacker spot. He will call the plays just like Thomas did with the Dolphins. His return comes on the heels of a solid performance from the linebackers in Week 1 Neiron Ball, Taylor and Ronald Powell who combined for nine tackles, two tackles for a loss and a sack. Adding a linebacker who has it is a plus for an already athletic and versatile unit. We have a lot of depth on defense. As they showed on Saturday, they can play with the two deep. We have a lot of trust with our two deep on defense, quarterback Jeff Driskel said. We went against them all of camp, so we know what theyre capable of and theres good players across the board on our defense. Having him back will be a bo nus. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 15 ET TG BH CJ UF @ MIA (+3) UF UF UF UF WKU (+14) @ TENN WKU WKU WKU WKU ORE @ UVA (+22) ORE ORE ORE ORE SC (+3) @ UGA SC UGA SC UGA WVU (+21) @ OU OU OU OU WVU UAB (+35) @ LSU UAB LSU UAB UAB ARKST (+13) @ AUB AUB AUB AUB AUB ND (+4) @ MICH MICH MICH MICH MICH AL AP PH JM UF @ MIA (+3) UF UF UF UF WKU (+14) @ TENN TENN WKU TENN WKU ORE @ UVA (+22) ORE ORE ORE ORE SC (+3) @ UGA UGA UGA SC UGA WVU (+21) @ OU OU WVU WVU OU UAB (+35) @ LSU UAB UAB LSU LSU ARKST (+13) @ AUB AUB AUB AUB AUB ND (+4) @ MICH MICH ND ND ND PICKS, from page 13Sophomore linebacker Antonio Morrison reaches for Lamarcus Joyner during Floridas 37-26 victory against Florida State on Nov. 24 in Doak Campbell Stadium. After sitting out the Gators season opener on Aug. 31 due to a suspension stemming from two offseason arrests, Morrison is listed as the backup at the Mike linebacker position for Saturdays game against Miami. 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16, ALLIGATOR FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2013 RJ SCHAFFERAlligator Writer@rjschafferThe Gators continued their solid start to the 2013 season Thursday. No. 8 Florida defeated Texas-San Antonio in three straight sets, 2518, 2517, 2520, for its fourth straight win to open 2013. UF got off to a slow start in each set but got going in the latter half of each to close out the Roadrunners for the sweep. Well, I think this win will the season goes on, coach Mary Wise said. I really think this UT-SA team is as well-coached as they are and talented as they are I think theyve got a chance to really have a great year. It could have been easy for the Gators to overlook an unheralded UT-SA with matches against the top two teams in the nation, Penn State and Stanford, looming this weekend. But Florida was not caught napping. Senior setter Taylor Brauneis led the way with 36 assists, 11 digs and a hitting percentage of .667. Taylor Unroe was instrumental in keeping alive the long points that Florida won. The junior libero had a team high 17 digs in the match. Seventeen digs in three sets is getting it done, Wise said. [Unroe] did serve well. She had two service errors, but its a high-risk high-reward. We can live with them. Another standout for the Gators was sophomore outside hitter Gabby Mallette, who tied for second on the team with nine kills. Really happy with the play of Gabby Mallette, Wise said. +She struggled last weekend offensively and has put a lot of work into practices, in terms of using her highcontact point and swinging and making contact up there. Shes really high; she was hitting over people today. Freshman right-side hitter Alex Holston continues the hot start to her college career after setting a new career high with nine kills. Holston set the record for highest hitting percentage for a freshman in an opening weekend for Florida on Aug. 30 and 31. After the game, Wise stressed the need for the setters to begin relying on Holston and take some of the burden off of senior middle blocker Chloe Mann, who attempted 22 attacks Thursday. The match against UT-SA is the Gators last before entering the Nike Big Four Classic, which starts with a match against No. 2 Stanford Saturday at 4 p.m. In what was the Gators last chance to prepare for two of the nations toughest teams, Wise believes UF took full advantage. We learned more about ourselves today then playing at home last weekend, Wise said. So, the Gators got better today.Gators drop anvil on RoadrunnersKan Li / Alligator StaffTaylor Brauneis reaches for the ball during Floridas 3-0 win against Duke on Aug. 31 in the OConnell Center. Brauneis had 36 assists against UT-SA on Thursday. Florida now 4-0 in Seventeen digs in three sets is getting it done. She did serve well. She had two service errors, but its a high-risk high-reward. We can live with them.Mary WiseUF coach