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VOLUME 107 ISSUE 147 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 Today We Inform. You Decide.Not officially associated with the University of Florida Published by Campus Communications, Inc. of Gainesville, Florida FORECAST 2 OPINIONS 6 the AVENUE 11 CLASSIFIEDS 17 CROSSWORD 20 SPORTS 21Jehovahs Witnesses convention to tie up parking:7,500 expected to attend during the weekend, pg 8. Man has close shave with GPD at Walmart:He hid $1,800 of shaving supplies in dog food, pg 8. New library branch to expand in Gainesvilles east side:It used to be a bookmobile, pg 5. Health-related poster not UF-sponsored. Read the story on page 9. 91 /68 Alex Catalano / Alligator StaffChris James, 26, studies a bottle of Grimbergen Dubbel beer in preparation for a monthly meet up among him, his friend Jordan Williams, 22, and a few others, who discuss computer and IT security together. STATE ROSANNA DEL CIOPPOAlligator Contributing WriterIn preparation for Memorial Day weekend, the Click It or Ticket campaign that started Monday at UF will crack down on motorists who fail to use their seat belts. This statewide campaign will run until June 2 and aims to prevent death and minimize injury, according to University Police. The Click It or Ticket campaigns are set around times when fatalities ininstance, on Thanksgiving Day, Spring Break and Memorial Day. In Florida, drivers and passengers in the front seat must wear a seat belt, law doesnt require backseat passengers to buckle up. Everyone on or around campus can get a $104 seat belt citation, Castronover said. Nobody wants to receive a citation if they dont have to. During the last campaign in March, 82 seat belt citations were issued on campus, according to an email from OfUF increased by 4 percent, he wrote. Safety belt compliance usually increases every time police hold a Click It or Ticket campaign, Sasser said. It starts out in the low 90s then ends up in the mid to high 90s, he said. belts around here. Visibility and enforcement for the Click It or Ticket campaign is credited with helping raise national seat belt use. Compliance in 2011 was at 84 percent, and by 2012, it reached 86 percent, according to a survey by the National tion. Seat belt usage in Southern states increased from 80 percent in 2011 to 85 Click It or Ticket campaign effective at raising seat belt use REBEKAH MCMURRAINAlligator Contributing WriterStudents receiving Bright Futures scholarships have it a little easier this upcoming year. Those who receive this merit-based scholarship will no longer be required Student Aid form, or FAFSA, in order to obtain it. Scott has changed the previous law from out a FAFSA form. The law takes effect July 1 and will apply beginning the 20132014 school year. Several thousands of students will be Affairs. dents who are only interested in the Bright Futures scholarship to avoid an cial aid. A number of studentswill not have requirement to receive something based said. David Pritchard, a 21-year-old UF environmental science senior, said its less FAFSA form in order to receive something that has already been promised. Brittany Novak agrees. It will be great not having to worry line, the 19-year-old UF food science and human nutrition sophomore said. Its one less thing to worry about, she said, especially because my dad has FAFSA no longer required for Bright Futures scholarship ALANNA MASSEY AND CALLI RATHSAMAlligator Contributing WritersHipsters are well known for their vintage appearance and progressive thinking, but their latest trend causing beer prices to increase might not be so well received. A study conducted by Restaurant Sciences found that a rise in price of Pabst Blue Ribbon is causing a rise in price of inexpensive beers like Budweiser and Miller Lite. PBR is a good beer for the price, said Perry Fowlkes, a 23-year-old UF computer engineering senior. If I had the choice between that and other The image people associate with PBR has added to its appeal. A lot of times when I drink it, I get labeled as a hipster, Fowlkes said. Sarah Hamersma, a business assistant professor, said inexpensive brands of beer could be raising their prices in hope of improving their status. Its possible that if theres really this big fall in demand for these other big sub-premium beers that they cant produce it in bulk anymore, so theyre raising the price to make up for that, she said. Kamaron Scholl, a 22-year-old UF telecommunication senior, said he hasnt noticed a change in the price of beer and likes to vary the types of beers he buys. He said he doesnt usually buy cheap beer because cheap beer tastes like cheap beer. He also said if a bar doesnt have a wide selection, hell order PBR or Yuengling. Alan Hodges, an extension scientist in the UF Food and Resource Economics Department, doubts the price increase is an attempt to make sub-premium beers seem more prestigious. He said the beer market is very competitive and driven by the cost of the primary beer ingredients like barley, wheat and hops, which have seen a recent price increase. Those have a well-established market niche with millions of loyal consumers, he said. I dont think they need to make up a more upscale brand out of it. There are so many other upscale brands of beer.Beer seem more expensive? Thank the hipsters SEE TICKET, PAGE 4

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News Today Subscription Rate: Full Year (All Semesters) $100The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 SATURDAY FRIDAY THURSDAY WEDNESDAY TODAYFORECAST Melissa Kahan, Kelsey Meany, the customer experience to another level, said Tom Garrity of the Garrity Group, a public relaThe challenge becomes someone doesnt think your food or product is as great as you think it is? In Amy and Samy Bouzaglos pounded by their horrible realsaid during a recent episode of needed professional guidance after years of battling terrible pizzeria in an upscale Scottsdale neighborhood about six years ter one bite, he quickly deemed ing increasingly irate over his his many critiques: The storeYou need thick skin in this business, Ramsay said before counts had been hacked, but hundreds of commenters exa member of the Bouzaglo family had been insulting customers The story bounced across the Internet, generating thousands of comments on Facebook, Yelp nearly 36,000 people to sign a the Department of Labor to look into the Bouzaglos practice of While many corporations hire communications experts to reespecially challenging for small For one thing, there is so all adults get information about local businesses from search ensites, according to a 2011 study by Customer service is a speca social media marketing consulmaking that customer happy on hundreds of thousands of people that make social media so imporepisode, Amy and Samy Bouzaglo are seen yelling and cursing at customers inquiring about underWe stand up to them, Amy Bouzaglo tells the camera at one attack us and say horrible things shouldnt respond, the digital exIf your policy is to berate the customer online, that doesnt create good public relations, Garrity Baer said he tells clients to create a response matrix representing different potential complaints comment chart before the bad publicity hits helps ensure businesses arent responding to angry A 2011 Harvard study found portionately affect small businesssystem resulted in a revenue jump of up to 9 percent for some restauYou have to respond 100 perneed to assign someone to stay on In Arizona, Amy and Samy Bouzaglo had planned a grand conference for Tuesday, but the late Monday after legal threats blocked the door and turned reWHATS HAPPENINGToastmasters Pizza Potluck Tuesday Talking Gators Toastmasters hosts a Pizza Party Potluck on food or drink to share or just come tion about the club, go to http:// Restaurant learns online reviews can make or break tomer service disaster heard An Arizona restaurateur, fed up after years of negative online pearance on a reality television gry, uppercase letters that quickly an appearance earlier this month celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay gave up on trying to save the resthing that can happen, said Sujan Grain, a digital marketing agency impressions of anonymous rements, both good and bad, and the reactions they trigger from managers can make all the differHotels, restaurants and other businesses that depend on good to respond to online feedback on Yelp, Facebook and Instagram, more vitriolic than in-person reoffer discounts to lure unhappy customers back, digital marketing In the past, people just sent getting on social media and telling all their friends and friends of to get soup in the future, so it takes PARTLY CLOUDY 87/63 SUNNY 87/65 PARTLY CLOUDY 86/59 SUNNY 93/63 THUNDER STORMS 91/68VOLUME 107 ISSUE 147

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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 3 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 percent in 2012. The Florida Department of Transportation, the National istration and law enforcement agencies across the state take part in the campaign, according to a UPD media release. According to the National fails to continuously wear a seat In 2011, about 21,000 occupants died in car crashes nationally because they didnt use their seat belts, according to an announcement by the Centers for This represents 66 percent of all The announcement also said wearing them, said Sgt. Tracy for Florida Highway Patrol. Seat belts save livesALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 AP Photo / Kim Johnson FlodinThis aerial photo from Tuesday shows, from bottom to top, the path Mondays tornado took through Moore, Okla. RAMIT PLUSHNICK-MASTI AND SEAN MURPHYAssociated PressMOORE, Okla. The tornado that struck an Oklahoma City suburb this week may in damage as it tore through as many as 13,000 homes, multiple schools and a hospital, ofAt the same time, authorities released the identities of ing 10 children, who perished. was palpable as residents began picking up their shattered neighborhoods, many remained stunned that the twister didnt take a higher human minutes on the ground. The physical destruction was staggering. The tornado that were talking about is the 1 or 2 Department of Emergency Management Director Albert Ashwood said of the twister, which measured a top-of-thescale EF5 with winds of at least 200 mph. This is the anomaly As response teams transitioned into cleanup and reMick Cornett, who sent police assist the effort, said an early assessment estimated damage The Oklahoma Insurance Department, meanwhile, said the cost could be greater than nado that struck Joplin, Mo., as many people. Though there was less than 10 minutes warning that a tornado was on the ground Monday and headed for Moore, many in the area are accuscommunity of 56,000 people has been hit by four tornados already on alert after weekend storms and days of warnings. Because the tornado hit in the afternoon, many others were away from the neighborhoods and out of harms way at work. Harold Brooks, research meteorologist at the National Norman, Okla., said long-range week before a storm strikes. Associated Press writers Tim Talley in Moore, Ken A. Miller in Oklahoma City and Justin Juozapavicius in Tulsa contributed to this report.Okla. tornado damage nearing $2 billionNATIONAL TICKET, from page 1

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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 5 Ryan Jones / Alligator StaffConstruction has begun on the Fred Cone Park Library Branch, 2841 E. University Ave., near the Eastside Recreation Center and in front of the Fred Cone Park. JEANNA ARROYOAlligator Contributing WriterWith construction underway for the newest Alachua County library branch, organizers plan to bring expanded resources for residents to Gainesvilles east side. The facility will be located at 2841 E. University Ave., near the Eastside Recreation Center and in front of the Fred Cone Park track, which was completed in March. The library currently operates out of a modular unit that is about 1,000 square feet. Before, a bookmobile serviced the area. The biggest difference will be the space and what you can put in that space, said Nickie Kortus, marketing and public relations manager for the Alachua County Library District. Organizers have analyzed trends for the community to determine the types of resources that best meet residents needs, Kortus said. The new building will include a dedicated eGovernment comout forms and applications, a childrens area that will offer parenting resources and a teen game station. The difference at this particular branch is that it is a library located at a city park and recreation center, Kortus said. So we collaborate with the city of Gainesville to improve recreational and educational opportunities in that community. The branch also teamed with Partnership for Strong Families, which provides child welfare, social and community services to the area. The group will have space to operate out of the new library. All of these pieces come together to navigate resources that you need to be successful in todays world, Kortus said. If you dont have access (to technology), that is where the library can be that cohesive piece that brings it all together. Construction of the building projected to be 10,000 square feet is expected to end in December, Kortus said. New library branch to expand in Gainesvilles east sideLOC AL KELCEE GRIFFISAlligator Staff WriterA Gainesville woman was arrested Tuesday after she allegedly hit her estranged husband, took his cellphone and backed her vehicle into his truck in the parking lot of West Coast Seafood. According to a Gainesville Police Department arrest report, Lashun Fayson, 42, met Ray Fayson at the grocery stores parking lot, 510 NE Waldo Road, so she could return his Nissan Titan truck. The Faysons who are in the process of getting divorced had switched vehicles so Lashun Fayson could use the truck to move, said Katrina Alston, Ray Faysons girlfriend who saw the incident. During the exchange, Lashun Fayson became irate at her husband because she was jealous, Alston said. Just the fact that hes with me thats it. Thats the only thing she could be upset about, Alston said. Lashun Fayson handed him gas money but then snatched it back, Alston said. She slapped him in the face, according to the report, and shoved his chest where his pacemaker was located. Lashun Fayson had already given a set of truck keys back to her husband, Alston said, but she refused to return the spare keys. According to the report, she unlocked the truck and took her husbands cellphone, valued at $200, from the cab of the truck and refused to give it back. She also tried to set back of the truck, Alston said. Then, Lashun Fayson climbed into her Grand Marquis and backed it toward Ray Fayson, Alston said. Instead, she hit his truck, and caused possible damage to the wheel, according to the report. If he wouldnt have moved, she would have ran him right over, Alston said. Im standing there, looking like, Are you serious? Lashun Fayson then drove out of the parking lot, Alston said. About two hours later, police found Lashun Fayson the 400 block of Northwest Eighth Avenue and arrested her, according to the report. She was booked into the Alachua County Jail on charges of criminal mischief and domestic battery. As of press time, she had been released. Woman arrested after brawl with husband at West Coast SeafoodPolice, witness said she punched his pacemakerFayson

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Reader responseVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator Column EditorialTHURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to opinions@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458.Matt Riva EDITOR Julia Glum MANAGING EDITOR Brandon Lee Gagne OPINIONS EDITORTodays question: to lose out on Bright Futures?71 TOTAL VOTES51% YES 49% NOFridays question: Has your bike ever been stolen?I lay handcuffed to a bench in the basement, listening to the womans high heels click toward me. She paused to adjust her corset and raised a whip above my spine. At this point I wondered if I had made a mistake. UF students have about three chances to forge lasting summer memories. Aware of this, many of us feel pressured to seek out unusual maybe even crazy experiences, whether they pertain to partying, traveling or hunting for internships. This is a true story about how the most unforgettable of summer memories can stem from events we least suspect. A few summers ago I was in an Olive Garden in my hometown, Boston, with my friend, Jake. Halfway through our meal Jake got a phone call. I cant believe it, he said, returning to the table. explored the psychology of the dominatrix profession. One of his actors, who was supposed to star in a dramatic reenactment, had gotten cold feet. Jake had a reputation for taking re-enactments seriously. In fact, his mom once nearly screamed and dropped a basket of laundry because she found bazookas in the basement replicas for a drama involving an African warlord. For his latest movie, my friend had taken realism to new heights: He found an actual dominatrix. Intrigued, I asked Jake about the womans clients. He said they were powerful men who secretly craved an excuse to forfeit control. In one instance, according to the dominatrix, a federal agent stripped and asked her to call her friends. The agent wanted women to insult him as he crawled naked. Wait, Jake said, his eyes lighting up. Didnt you say earlier you wanted to do something crazy this summer? left the restaurant and boarded the Red Line. Strangers on the subway stared at us. Presumably, they werent used to hearing a man chat about being slapped, whipped and verbally belittled. I woke at 5:40 a.m. Sunday, hours before the shoot, because I was too anxious to sleep. As the sun rose, a Honda Civic sputtered up to my doorstep. Jake, a cameraman and I rode to a brick apartment complex in Watertown. Although it was sunny, I imagined thunder crackling and the foghorn-heavy soundtrack from Inception. The 20-something woman who climbed into the back seat was and a lace corset protruding from her jacket. We traveled in awkward silence to Jakes parents basespotlights. Meanwhile, I changed into a suit to look more like a masochistic Wall Street tycoon. take would set a precedent for the shoot. Suddenly, a horse whip stung my shoulder, and I blurted out four-letter words that arent appropriate for a newspaper column, even one about dominatrices. Just as I was about to inhale, the whip cracked against my spine and lower back. She yanked my hair, pulled me toward her and kicked over the bench for the coup de grace. For the next 180 minutes I endured swats and slaps. When a camera man complimented my acting abilities, I told him I was talentless. The yelling was real. Although I didnt speak to the dominatrix during the shoot, I thought I should say I met you a few hours ago, I said, shaking her hand. But I feel like Ive known you for a really long time. Once my bruises faded, I realized that woman in a corset seniors: There will be times when life binds, gags and whips you, but at least youll get a story out of it. Cody Romano is a UF public relations senior. His columns appear Thursdays.My visit with a dominatrixIf you arent feeling the pain of Summer A tests yet, youll feel it soon. If the tests dont get to you, then maybe the stray bear in Gainesville will. If youre still standing after that, then look out because were tossing our...Darts & LaurelsIt especially hurts to get snagged by the darts. Well start off this weeks salvo with some excellent news from the science front. Researchers at Cambridge ers disease. This discovery may be a critical stepping stone in the formulation of an effective treatment. In other science news, NASA granted Systems and Materials Research Corporation $125,000 to develop a 3-D food the predecessor to the food replicating machine from Star Trek! We give a LAUREL to the scientists of the world for working to solve mankinds problems, including the lack of 3-D-printed pizza. Last week Minnesota legalized gay marriage making it the 12th state in the Union to legalize gay marriage. Our favorite Minnesotan, Michele Bachmann, said in a press statement that the move denies religious liberty to people who believe in traditional marriage and who do not want to be forced to violate their conscience and sincerely held religious beliefs. For still embracing bogus, bigoted arguments, we toss Bachmann a rainbow-colored, bedazzled DART. The Obama administration announced this week that it would be supporting a shield law for journalists who the wake of a bad week between Obama and the media after the Department of Justice seized phone records from the Associated Press. We give a dont-think-weve-let-ourguard-down FLART to the president in hopes that hell do more than support us in word when the time comes. Do you remember Yahoo? The once-Internet-giant seems to have fallen a few paces behind the rest in recent years. This week, Yahoo purchased the widely popular blogging site Tumblr. The site was sold for a whopping sum of $1.1 billion. Who knew that pictures of food, cats and hot people were worth that much? Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer made an encouraging post on her own Tumblr blog earlier this week: We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. We give a thats-the-spirit LAUREL to Yahoo for promising to keep Tumblr just the way it is. Finally, we would like to hand a LAUREL to each and every person who lost a loved one in the recent tornado in Oklahoma. The scale-topping tornado struck suburban Oklahoma and left empty lots where buildings once stood. Despite our technology and advancements, our Tumblr blogs and printed pizza, nature is still a force to be reckoned with. But so is human compassion. Remember that and spread the summer love, Gators! Cody Romanoopinions@alligator.org

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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 7 Chinese philosopher Confucius said, Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. Well I believe if you choose a major you love, you will never have to study a day in your life. If youre anything like me, schoolwork has kept you up all night more times than partying has. Twenty-four-hour Library West and overcaffeinated beverages are, at times, your two best friends. Your eyes are bloodshot from watching lectures, not from late-night drinking. And all you want to do is sleep but you dont. You do what you need to do to get the work done. Gradually, the unmet requirements section on your degree audit will disappear, and your sight-for-sore-eyes green check marks that walk across the stage a UF graduate.The hours and hours of studying, sleepless nights, and thousands of dollars of your parents money gree. But will it truly be worth it if the degree you dont enjoy? As an impressionable 18 year old, I convinced myself I was going to be a doctor, so I decided to become a biology major. I wanted the $150,000or moreyearly salary. I wanted the word doctor in front of my name. I envisioned my nonexistent children proudly telling classmates their dad was a doctor. But hating every minute of it, I began to consider a change. I decided to think about what I enjoyed doing the most. I love to read, and I love to write, so why not become an English major? I chose my new major based on what I enjoy doing, and here I am four years later doing what I love and couldnt be happier. Most college students believe they are chasing happiness by choosing a major that would allow them to attain high-paying careers. But I would argue that the main reason most people are so determined to attain monetary wealth is because they believe it will result in happiness. Success in the United States has become practically synonymous with the word rich. If someone says that a person is successful, the next question is likely an inquiry into his or her profession. But are the most successful people truly the people who have climbed the ladder the highstability is surely a key component to success, happiness should be peoples main objective in life. piness, and rightfully so. Individual contentment varies from person to person. However, I personally subscribe to Aristotles universal ed, Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. Notice that there is no mention of If every career paid the same amount, which career would you choose? Are you pursuing the societal notion of success or are you pursuing your own individual happiness? Patrick Ryan is a UF English senior. His columns appear Thursdays.Take a cue from AristotleColumnPatrick Ryanopinions@alligator.org Letters to the EditorPolitical ideologies are not the answer According to an opinion column written by T. Emmett Ryan, it is time feminists embrace laissez-faire capitalism, or, as it is known to others, rampant capitalare completely free from state intervention. Did you hear that, ladies? We ought to stop nagging legislators to promote gender equality in the workplace. Instead, we should just shrug our shoulders and accept the fact that women are a commodity of lesser value. In the utopia envisioned by Ryan, an employer can hire anyone he or she wants for any reason and at any wage. In our economy, men just happen to be at a higher value than women, so it only makes sense for them to earn more in wages. If a woman wants to be competitive in this market, her best option would be to accept a lower wage. Doesnt that sound empowering? Ryans logic for this is completely sound according to the fundamental laws that govern markets. In order for a state to enforce an equal-pay act, the state would have to assume the cost of labor in a given market and redistribute wealth from the in which women are a lower-valued comequal to that of men would likewise reduce than it ought to be, a sexist employer will simply not hire her. Following this argument, the only way a woman can compete in such a market would be to accept a lower wage and the lower standard of living that comes along with that wage. From a purely economic viewpoint in else, this makes complete sense. However, Ryan is failing to understand that if we lived in a laissez-faire economy for example if he were to work at a burger joint he would probably earn less than a dollar by the hour since the minimum wage places the wage way above economic equilibrium. He is also failing to understand that sexism, as well as all forms of discrimination, operates systematically. This means sexism is not simply one or a few individuals committing acts of discrimination. It means sexism is a learned behavior reinforced daily by education, all forms of media and in some cases, laws. Women are not earning 76 cents to each dollar earned by a man because her employer is sexist it is instead because we live in a society that places men at a higher value than women. In fact, Ryan said it himself. According to his article, a womans competitive wage is lower, implying that a mans labor is worth more. The only way to truly empower women is not to embrace a political ideology, whether right-winged or leftwinged. Instead, we need to stop thinking about human beings as units of economic value. We need to start thinking of women and men not as opposites which are intrinsically different from each other, but as human beings who are valuable because all humans are valuable. Sara Nettle is a UF economics sophomore.

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8, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 Alex Catalano / Alligator StaffJuan and Annie Jones, of Lake City, eat an early dinner with their children at the Wingstop on Southwest 20th Avenue. The opening of two additional branches in the Gainesville area is currently in the works. LOCAL GEBRIA BOOKERAlligator Contributing WriterHomestyle chain restaurant Wingstop isnt chicken about expanding in Gainesville. The national chicken wing chain recently signed a development agreement with local businessman Stan Given that will bring two new locations to the Gainesville area. Given, who owns the Wingstop at 4310 SW 20th Ave., as well as the local Heavenly Ham and Flying Biscuit Cafe franchises, said he anticipates a strong showing at the opening. Theres no other concept like Wingstop in Gainesville, Given said. Our restaurant has a great foland sports fans will continue lining up as we open new locations. Given said the details for the opening of the two new restaurants are still being negotiated. Sydney Spofford, a 17-year-old UF freshman from Jensen Beach, Fla., said Wingstops expansion will give students another opportunity to go somewhere new to eat. Although shes visited Wingstop before, Spofford said she want to try vors that coat the cooked-to-order chicken and homestyle side dishes. I would like to try the different thing new that I have never tried, she said. Journa Cobite, a 20-year-old UF sociology junior, said the new locations can give incoming freshmen more options, as well as boost the customer base. With the expansion of their new locations, Wingstop will be able to gain new customers, she said.Wingstop expands with two more locations KELCEE GRIFFISAlligator Staff WriterA Miami Beach man was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly bought three bags of dog food stuffed with about $1,800 of stolen shaving supplies. Heriberto Enriquez, 39, tried to leave the Super Walmart near Waldo Road with the shaving supplies concealed inside the bags, according to a Gainesville Police Department arrest report. Surveillance video shows Enriquez stashing the products into the bags of dog food, according to the report. Enriquez paid for the dog food, according to the report, and began to walk out of the store. As Enriquez passed the registers, WalMart employee Brent Chewning told Enriquez to stop, according to the report, and Enriquez complied. He was arrested at about 3 p.m. and booked into the Alachua County Jail on charges of grand theft. During questioning, Enriquez said he was released from prison the previous week, according to the report. This is the way I make money, Enriquez said, according to the report. As of press time, he remained in jail with a bond of $10,000. Man has close shave with GPD at Walmart PARKING AT THE OCONNELL CENTER WILL BE MOST AFFECTED. ROSANNA DEL CIOPPOAlligator Contributing WriterStudents and faculty may need to use alternative parking locations from Friday to Sunday. The Jehovahs Witnesses convention is coming to the Stephen C. OConnell Center. Half of the OConnell Center west lot will be reserved for the convention Friday, according to a news release. However, students, faculty and attendOConnell Center main parking lot, Garage 7, the commuter lot on Gale Lemerand Drive, the UF Law east and west commuter lots and Fraternity Row. On Saturday and Sunday, in addition to the parking spaces offered Friday, spaces served basis in the OConnell Center north lot and garage, the engineering complex lot and the UF Bookstore and Welcome Center garage. The event will draw about 7,500 people throughout the three days, according to the release. I believe a lot of students may go home, which will alleviate some of the problem. So perhaps it will balance out, said 21-year-old UF food and resource economics senior Jacob Bogue.Jehovahs Witnesses convention to tie up parking I believe a lot of students may go home, which will alleviate some of the problem. So perhaps it will balance out.Jacob BogueUF food and resource economics seniorCRIME

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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 9 CAMPUS ALEXA VOLLANDAlligator Staff WriterNew shower shoes wont be necessary. A fake poster with the UF Housing & Residence Education logo has been circulating the Web, showcasing a very happy Albert. The image, which illustrates a horny reptile with his hands down his pants, urges students to Try the Abstaining Alligator Challange. The poster asks if students can restrain themselves from masturbating in the shower for at least one week. However, Sharon Blansett, assistant to the Associate Vice President for Student Affairs, said the image Given the Internet source of the image (www.imgur.com), this is obviously a spoof message, she wrote in an email. with a fake masturbation notice. Other schools that had similar memes include Pennsylvania State University, North Carolina State University and Florida State University. Dylan Sutton, a resident assistant at East Hall, said he has never seen the poster before. Sutton said masturbating has not been an issue in his dorm showers, and he didnt think it was a problem in other dorms on campus. I think its hysterical, said the 20-year-old UF environmental engineering junior. I dont think housing made it, but its really funny. Sutton said it never crossed his mind how he would handle this situation if it happened in his dorm. I pray I dont have to deal with it, he said. Contact Alexa Volland at avolland@alligator.org.Health-related poster not UF-sponsoredCourtesy of imgur.comPhotographs of this poster have been circulating on social media channels from the image-sharing website, www.imgur.com. EMILY BUCHANANAlligator Contributing WriterWhen one of Gainesvilles public pools opens for the season on Friday, a new feature will make a splash: a climbing wall. The city added a 16-foot Kersplash climbing wall to the Andrew R. Mickle Sr., Pool. Gainesville Recreation Manager Shannon Keleher said the wall is one of two in the state. The real story behind Mickle Pool, and behind the wall in general, is that were trying to generate more interfor the pool, she said. Keleher said the city decided to add the wall to Mickle Pool because admission prices were the lowest of the city pools, and it would be the easiest place to generate revenue. Its a new attraction something that people havent seen before, which draws interest in the community to come to the pool, said Eden McGuire, an 18-year-old Santa Fe College health sciences sophomore. McGuire, who has worked as a lifeguard for two years, said the climbing wall should attract more swimmers this summer. Although the addition of the wall also means more pool rules for children, Keleher said it shouldnt restrict the good times. Having the rules will let the kids still have fun, but ensure their safety, she said. The Mickle Pool is located at T.B. McPherson Recreation Center on 1717 SE 15th St. Admission is $2.45 for adults and $1.35 for youth. McPherson recreation adds climbing wall IT RECOMMENDS STATES LOWER BAC LEVEL FROM 0.08 TO 0.05. KELCEE GRIFFISAlligator Staff WriterA national recommendation to tighten standards that constitute drunken driving The National Transportation Safety Board recently recommended that states lower the legal limit of blood alcohol content that indicates drunken driving currently 0.08 nationwide to 0.05. More than 100 countries on six continents have BAC level limits set at 0.05 or lower, according to a board press release. The research clearly shows that drivers with a [BAC] above 0.05 are impaired and volved in a crash where someone is killed or injured, said NTSB chairwoman Deborah Hersman, according to the press release. However, Gainesville Police Department the limit would not necessarily affect DUI enforcement in Florida. Tobias said Floridas DUI law involves two conditions to be considered drunk at the wheel: The driver must either score a BAC level of 0.08 on a breath test or display signs of impairment. For us, honestly, a BAC is an icing on the cake, Tobias said. The actual number showing that they are impaired. State Rep. Keith Perry said talk of changing the limit surfaced during session in TalHowever, he said managing the DUI limit could present an effective way to encourage safe driving. We certainly need to look at every possibility of using that without being overly restrictive, he said. org.National board suggests tightening DUI requirements The real story behind Mickle Pool, and behind the wall in general, is that were trying to generate more interest and more walkShannon KeleherGainesville Recreation managerPerry

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10, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 Be a part of something BIG GIVE B LOOD.Over 1,000 people gathered to form one of needs just as many donors per week to meet call 888.795.2707 Photo by Photography 35 Alex Catalano / Alligator StaffSkaters and participants in the Morning Milers wait to skate on the sidelines during the award ceremony of the Third Annual Morning Mile Skate Party at the Skate Station Funworks off Newberry Road. IT BRINGS A GRAPHICAL APPROACH. ELLEN VILLAFUERTEAlligator Contributing WriterFiguring out statistical data just became a lot easier, thanks to Statista. The George A. Smathers Libraries recently became a subscriber to www.statista.com, a portal that allows students and faculty to access data from some 60,000 different topics. This is an index that has thousands of data displayed in a user-friendly form, allowing you to utilize it in different ways, said UF business librarian Peter McKay. Any graphical data found on the website can be downloaded as a JPEG to PowerPoint or Excel. It can also be printed and viewed in different formats, like bar and line graphs. It is a very powerful tool, McKay said. I think allowing students access to this program will help them understand statistics and the numbers behind it all, said Alexandra Webel, a 20-year-old UF mathematics and statistics junior. understand, but when they are presented with a topic they are interested in, they begin to understand what the numbers and results signify, Webel said. The website can be accessed whether on or off campus. Students entering the website on campus have instant access. If accessing it while at home, students can enter Statista through the Smathers Libraries website using their GatorLink login information.New stats portal available

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theA v enue THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/THE_AVENUE Couldnt attend the Alligator open house Monday?: If you are a photographer, writer or interested in getting involved at the Alligator, send an email to the department you wish to get involved in. If interested in the Avenue, contact mkahan@alligator.org.Whats inside: What to Watch this week, pg 12 Mediocre Advice, pg 14 YouTube charges for channels, pg 16 Follow the Avenue on Twitter: @AlligatorAvenue Like our Facebook page: www.facebook.com/ alligatoravenue KATHLEEN BOYLEAvenue WriterAttention reality TV junkies: Think youve heard all there is to know about the casts of MTVs most notorious reality shows 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom? Have you watched every episode more than once, perused the tabloids and blog headlines, followed the tweets, and perhaps even Googled paparazzi photos more times than youd like to admit? Never fear, youre not alone. And to amp up your addiction a little more, reality TV blogger Ashley Majeski has joined forces with Sean Daly, New York Post journalist and former TMZ producer, to bring you the book, Teen and Scandals from MTVs Most Controversial Show. A no-nonsense, tell-all book brimming with behindthe-scenes gossip that cameras didnt capture, Teen insights about moms Amber Portwood, Jenelle Evans, Kailyn Lowry, Maci Bookout, Farrah Abraham, Catelynn Lowell, Chelsea Houska and Leah Messer that will shock even the most die-hard fans. From the sonograms to the weddings and breakups, Majeski and Daly have put together a collection of tidbits that give a frank representation of life for teen moms, both on and off the screen. The 17 chapters of this book also include rather disheartening statistics about the young moms featured throughout the show. For example, 25 percent of the mothers have been arrested and 56 percent of their marriages have ended in divorce. But perhaps the most striking information unveiled in shared between the cast and television show producers. For example, Kaitlyn Lowry said, The scene where I tell [my boyfriend] Jordan about cheating on him was re-enacted. Thats why I was so coldhearted. There was a point that I wanted to quit and rip up my contract because of the way they treated me. In circumstances like these, readers are invited to take a critical look at the construction of shows marketed as observations of reality. creases ratings but at what expense? Teen Mom Conadolescent parents, yet in this dramatic equation it seems as though the catalyst for the shows premise is overlooked the child. held about reality television while divulging brutal lengths taken in order to sattainment.New book reveals shows secretsCourtesy to the Alligator of the Meme Week IF YOU CANT AFFORD A CAB RIDE HOME Actual Advice Mallard YOU CANT AFFORD TO GO OUT DRINKING IF YOU GET MUGGED SO OFTEN THAT YOU CARRY A DECOY WALLET MOVE ITS GOING TERRIBLY UNTIL THEY TELL YOU THEY GOT A NEW JOB DONT ASK SOMEONE HOW THEIR JOB SEARCH IS GOING DONT TRY TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN WOMEN UNDERSTAND WOMEN AND THEY HATE EACH OTHERthis week:

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12, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 MEGHAN PRYCEAvenue Writer The end is near. The epic story of the Wolf Pack ends this summer, and thats why this weeks What to Watch movie is The Hangover Part III. The trilogy, which is now in theater, has a new plot that will be a breath of fresh air for its audience. Some fans complained that the plots of the time, the storyline in part three doesnt revolve around a bachelor party or a wedding. midlife crisis after his father dies. The Wolf Pack sets out on a road trip to drop Alan off at a treatment facility. As always, mayhem and trouble follow these friends everywhere. Im not a fan of sequels because they can become boring and tedious. The Hangover is an exception because it keeps me laughing for days. For months my friends and I would imitate our favorite quotes of the movie. You probably get this a lot. This isnt the real ie. These #Alanisms, which are trending on Twitter, are sure to be the highlight of the trilogy. The movie also features stars new to The Hangover team, such as Melissa McCarthy from Identity Theft and John Goodman from the television series Roseanne. New and old stars return for an enjoyable ending to a hilarious comedy.What to Watch This Week: The Hangover Part III Associated Press / FoxThis undated Fox publicity image shows employees of Velocity Merchant Services in Downers Grove, Ill., in a scene from reality series Does Someone Have to Go? In the show, employees of small businesses are compelled to rat out underperforming colleagues and put their jobs at risk. The series premiers at 8 p.m. EST on Fox. HANGOVER KNOW ABOUT THE1. Although he considered it, director Todd Phillips didnt hire Lindsay Lohan as the stripper Heather Graham played because Phillips felt Lohan was too young. She was 22 years old at the time of casting. 2. Ed Helms missing tooth in the second movie? That was real. A dentist removed a tooth implant Helms got when he was 15 years old. 6. Bradley Cooper volunteered to have Ken Jeong jump on him naked in the scene where Jeong leaps out of the trunk. 5. Multiple big-name stars passed up the role of Alan. Jonah Hill, Jake Gyllenhaal and Thomas Haden Church were in line for the role, as well as Jack Black and Paul though, right? 4. The Hangover originated as a script in 2007 called 3. Mike Tyson was involved with drugs at the time of casting The Hangover and didnt quite realize how big of a motion picture he agreed to be in was. 7. Spoiler alert: No one blacks out in The Hangover Part III. Now theres a change... 8. In The Hangover, the band playing at Dougs wedding also appeared in Old School and Starsky and Hutch.

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14, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 This column is provided by Ariel Barnes, a 22-year-old majoring in international studies. Would you like to get some Mediocre Advice? Visit http://mediocreadvicegators.tumblr.com/ask Ariel Barnes Dear Mediocre Advice, Is it unreasonable to want your girlfriend to limit pet names to you, people of her same sex and relatives? Obviously, theres some leeway here, but using the same pet name on me and on an other male of the same general age feels pretty shitty. Dear Friend, Her use of pet names is generalizing you with some guy who isnt her boyfriend. This may cause jealousy and insecurities. If shes going to call you a pet name, it shouldnt be used as a nickname for ev ery guy she knows. Whether its Doo-doo Face or Sugar D**k, you should get your own pet name or none at all. Pet names are an excuse for her to call you something other than your proper name and replace it with something she thinks sounds cute. Think about whatever pet name she calls you and ask yourself if you really want to be ad dressed as that. If its got anything to do with sweets or animals, Id opt out. You are not a pet, you are her boyfriend, and she should treat you differently from other men. Dear Mediocre Advice, How do I not smell like a turd after being outside for 5 minutes in this hell weather? Dear Friend, You will smell like a ba bys used diaper at least once during the sweet sum mer of Florida. You can put on all the deodorant or per fume you want, but your natural body odor will eventu ally leak and people will be offended. There is a way to avoid this undesirable situation. The moment you think your body odor is getting out of control and someone is there to smell it, just run away. This trick is called Forrest Gumping running away from an unwanted situation. Forrest Gumping is not limited to running away when you dont want people to smell your awful cat-poop body odor. This tactic can be used when you see an ex coming toward you or when someone is getting a little too clingy at a bar. Its a shame come back to haunt you, but I guarantee no one will be able to smell you if you run away from them. Dear Mediocre Advice, I really want a dog, but I am still a full-time student and gone long hours most days. Should I hold off until I have a more stable living situation? Is a rescue dog really better off at a shelter than with a loving owner who just happens to not have the most ideal schedule for a pet? Dear Mediocre Advice, What is the proper etiquette for getting the beer shits when youre out at a club or bar? Hold it and hope you dont ex plode, leave and run to a public restroom somewhere else, or just try to poop quickly in the crowded bathroom and pray no one ties the smell to you? Dear Friend, There are two things in nitely make me cry: the the bond between a hu man and a dog. Its a kind of companionship so great you wonder how you ever lived without it. A dog in a loving home is better than in a cage accompanied by likely death. You wouldnt a dog while swamped with school work. Even if you cant dedicate that much time to a dog or you have a small apartment, its still better than a dog being stuck in a cage all day with limited play time. At some shelters, dogs are lucky if there are volunteers to take them out once a day. Try fostering a dog and if you think you can handle it adopt! Dear Friend, Here are a few advantages that a club or bar provides when youre in such a sticky situation: loud music, the smell of liquor and smoke, and the fact that everyone is drunk. The loud music will cover up whatever unfortunate sounds that may resonate from your stall. The natural smell of a dirty club will cover up your dirty smell. Thanks to liquor the one thing that keeps these clubs and bars in busi ness maybe only one per son will tie the smell you left in the bathroom to you. Keep in mind that the people in line are not poop detectives trying dump. Nobody wants to know or cares who the cul prit is. Bathrooms are where we dispose human waste. If someone calls you out, tell them that it cant always smell like roses in there. Beer shits only come out one way. COURSE REQUIRED REGARDLESS OF MAJOR. ELIZABETH BROWNAvenue WriterFreshmen will need to make sure their schedules include What is the Good Life in upcoming semesters. The interdisciplinary humanities class will be required for the second year in a row. Andrew Wolpert, humanities common course director, Its been a huge success developing this core curriculum, Wolpert said. He said about 6,800 freshmen are expected to enroll in What is the Good Life in the next academic year. The 2012 Summer B term marked course for incoming freshmen. The class poses philosophical questions to students and zooms in on the arts, religion and sustainability. Wolpert said that the student response was mixed, and most negative comments stemmed from the fact that the class is required. John Maze, UF architecture professor and an instructor of What is the Good Life, said the course pushes students out of their comfort zones. We try to expose you to as many viewpoints as possible, he said. Jillian Briceno, a 19-year-old UF biology sophomore, said the class differed from her usual scienceheavy schedule. It is a way to broaden perspectives, so I see why they have it, Briceno said. Lisa Paper, a 20-year-old UF journalism sophomore, said she enjoyed the class, but the workload was heavy. There was too much reading each week, Paper said. I think it just overwhelmed people, so they didnt want to read it. The course was made mandatory by the University Curriculum Committee. About 6,300 students were enrolled in the class in Fall and Spring of the 2012-2013 school year. Wolpert said he is looking to enhance the course by getting students more engaged and shrinking lecture class sizes. The goals of the requirement were to unite freshmen and educate students about the humanities. Its been an enormous learning experience, Wolpert said. Were very pleased with how things went.What is the Good Life still required for incoming freshmen

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SIGAL CARMENATEAlligator BloggerMoney. It burns a hole in your pocket. It is the root of all evil. And for some strange reason, you put it where your mouth is. You feel its rasp as you slide it thumb. You watch as the plastic skids perfectly through the card reader. As college students, money is pivotal to us. Without it, we cant attend school. No housing, no food, no going out to Karma Cream at 1 a.m to eat a mediumsized Mexican chocolate ice cream at $4.60 a pop and staring at subliminal artwork while questioning your choice of major. The truth is many students, including myself, have a hard time managing and budgeting our money so that we can purchase all the necessities we actually need. Looking at your bank account at the end of the semester or even in the middle of it can make you want to punch yourself. Dont punch yourself: Get the Mint budgeting app. Instead of keeping receipts in a shoe box or going online to check your transactions every day, you can download Mint on your smartphone and have your bank account viewable in an instant while simultaneously viewing where the money went (toward what merchant, as the app labels it). With the app, you can see how much money you wasted in the past month, coupled with an illustration of a type of cash meter that continually grows every time money is spent until it reaches full capacity, at which point you receive a phone alert. Think of it as ammo gauge in Call of Duty, which you spent 50 bucks on last week. By seeing the meter, you think twice about spending your money. With the app, you can program the maximum amount you want to spend in a month for transit, food, shopping -or any other category you wish to add -and you receive advice and alerts if youve gone over your monthly budget. Handling your money in a lot harder than it sounds. Were constantly being encouraged to spend our money without giving a second thought to existing coupons or daily deals. Mint can even help you with that. By getting a sense of what merchant your money primarily goes to, Mint can provide coupons and handy tips to help you save a little bit. Why go through the long process of checking receipts when youre an app away from becoming a thrifty connoisseur?Budgeting for the typical college student: think then spend best of the blogs THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 15

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Vonecia Carswell / AvenueDemetrick Williams, 6, sits in a military vehicle during the fourth annual Sweet Dreams Touch-AVONECIA CARSWELLAvenue WriterHundreds of dreams were brought to life Saturday at the fourth annual Sweet Dreams Touch-ATruck. Horns honked as families walked through the maze of service vehicles on Citizens Field. The event provided children with a hands-on educational experience, allowing them to climb into and onto any vehicle of their choice. This is fabulous, TJ Mong, 8, said as he hopped on the laurel green Fish and Wildlife Conservation airboat. How does this work? Andrew Dube, 3, asked He loves trucks, Andrews father, Matt Dube, said. Its a good way for him to see the real thing and see how this equipment is used. And I want to give him a broader perspective on life. toward the white picnic tables where Gainesville which they collected donations. Burn Camp of North Florida, which aims to build a network of support for children who have physical and emotional scars. This is a good chance for another few thousand people to know about us, Rusty Roberts, Camp said. Cassie Null, a 22-year-old burn survivor and and distributing complimentary black and yellow tote bags to share her camp story. You know when you see someone who has the same shirt you have, you go, Oh my gosh! I have that same shirt. Well, were like, Oh my gosh! I have that same burn, Null said. Yeah, its weird, but thats how much we bond. Amigo, and now she serves as a mentor. I got to get both sides, she said. Im not here for me anymore, you know. KATHLEEN BOYLEAvenue WriterNick Ott, a 17-year-old high school student and employee of Orlandos Kona Dog food truck, worked at a fast pace Saturday night in order to meet the needs of his hungry customers. He made the trip north to Gainesville with his co-workers and boss, owner and operator Doug Trovillion. Ott was diligent and upbeat as he described the delectable medley of toppings that characterize the menus quintessential Hula Dog an authentic Hawaiian-style hot dog. The spicy jalapeno hula sauce, coconut sauce and pineapple mustard are really good together, Ott as he bathed the jumbo dog in a bevy of unconventional condiments. Undeterred by the consistently long yet patient line that waited in front of this eatery on wheels, Ott was one of a number of employees who populated the parking lot of High Dive on Saturday for Gainesvilles third Original Food Truck Rally. Hosted by Glory Days Presents!, High Dive and Pelican Brothers food trucks, this well-attended, all-ages event brought together a potpourri of cuisine representative of the varicreations. In addition to Kona Dog, vendors included such carts as Humble Pie, Monsta Lobsta, the Grilled Cheese Wagon, Charlies Snow Shack, Off the Griddle, Go Go Stuff Yourself, Sizzle Wagon, and Pelican Brothers, a year-round presence of High Dives driveway that offers a platter that could satisfy even the pickiest of eaters. A live music and Grow Radio DJ selection enhanced the vibe, making the evenings sounds, sights and smells a pleasurable assortment of sensory overload. Robbie Regenhardt, a 27-yearold UF medical student, had not attended one of the previous two rallies held at High Dive but was inspired by the entrepreneurial spirit that permeated throughout the affair. Ive always enjoyed supporting local businesses, he said between bites of the Hula Dog he was eating. All of the trucks are different, and the food is great. Its almost hard to believe that these chefs can create this kind of food in a kitchen that was once a UPS truck. 16, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013Kathleen Boyle / AvenueKona Dog employee Nick Ott steadily dishes out orders of specialty hot dogs at the third Original Food Truck Rally on Saturday. Along with local vendors Humble Pie and Pelican Brothers, Kona Dog arrived from Orlando ready to feed the masses of people that waited in line throughout the night. Hawaiian hot dogs debut at third Original Food Truck Rally Touch-A-Truck raises awareness for burn victims and survivors BROOKE PERRYAvenue WriterCatering to a population that spends just as much time watching television as they do working, sleeping and going to school, it is no surprise that online video sites have begun to charge users to stream their favorite shows and movies. Recently, YouTube began launching 54 pay channels ranging from childrens shows and stations dedicated to pet lovers, to LGBT enterThese channels are supplied by YouTube partners and are priced between 99 cents and $7.99 per month. The average channel cost is $2.99. Users may purchase a subscription per channel using Google Wallet and enjoy a 14-day free-trial period. These channels are not all ad-free but at least 40 are. I think the prices are reasonable, 19-year-old UF public relations sophomore Calli Rudman, who uses YouTube most often to watch music videos and Netwould like better to be able to hand pick a movie because what I want. However, paying for the monthly subscription gets the viewer access to various depending on what the channel delivers. In an interview with the Roger Corman talked about his rejection of Hulu and how he sees promise in YouTube. Cormans channel will begin in June, showing a rotating selection of 30 of his past movies, as well as interviews about his new ones. I believed for many years that the future of motion picture distribution, particularly for the independents, is on the Internet, he said. I think the time is now.YouTube charges for use of 54 channels I believed for many years that the future of motion picture distribution, particularly for the independents, is on the Internet, he said. I think the time is now.Roger Corman only in gainesville

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WE DO SEMISTER LEASING Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 2-7-13-150-1 4BR/4Bth Suites All-inclusive CountrySide at UF All the amenities, util pkg, cable, $375@ call Cindy 352-339-3763. 5-28-13-5-1 Empty Space? Find your next tenants in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND to place your ad today! LOW COST MOVE IN Some utilities furnished. 1BR $350 $380. Call 352-372-1201 or 352-213-3901 8-1412-25-2 Deluxe, Large 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7BR apt/ house, 60 second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House charm. Central AC, washer/dryer included. Wood floors. With Parking. By Private Owner. 352-538-2181 lv message 8-14-13-25-2 ELLIES HOUSES Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or 352-215-4990 12-11-13-167-2 Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. Now leasing 1 & 2 BR AptsJust off SW 20th Ave & 34th Street. 1BR/$450, 2BR/$570. Call 335-7066, visit us on Facebook or Twitter or at madisonon20th.com. 8-14-1325-2 Spacious 1, 2, & 3br starting at $475. Many floor plans, some w/ enclosed patios or balconies. Italian tile, BRs carpeted. DW, W/D hk-ups, verticals, CH/AC. Near bus rte, some walk to UF. Sec 8 accepted 352-332-7700 8-14-13-25-2 Centerpoint 1220 NW 12 ST $450 1BR/1BA 530 SQ.FT. Bike to UF through-tree lined streets or ride the bus located one block away! A true 1/1 close but far enough away from the ruckus of the student ghetto. No application fee, most pets ok. E.F.N. Properties, 352-371-3636 or www.efnproperties.com rentals@efnproperties.com 8-14-13-25-2 LAKEWOOD VILLASLarge 1,2 & 3BR floorplans starting at $665. Free Hi-Speed internet, washer/dryer, fitness center, computer lab, swimming pool etc. M-F 9-6, Sat. 10-3 700 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-371-8009 www.lakewoodvillas.com 8-14-13-25-2 UPPER WESTSIDESpacious 1 & 2 bdrm luxury apts. Walking distance to UF & stadium. Now leasing for fall 2013. Free Hi-Speed internet. Parking avail. 328 NW 14th Street 352-872-4644 www.upperwestsideuf.com 8-14-13-25-2 SPYGLASSIndividual Leases. Furniture pkgs. incl Washer/Dryer & FREE Hi-Speed internet. Rates start at $399. Every unit an end unit. Mon-Fri 9-6 Sat. 10-5 701 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-373-6330 www.spyglassapts.com 8-14-13-25-2 WALK TO UF START SUMMER OR FALL Studios $450-$400 1BR/1BA $550 $525 2BR $650-$850 1 yr lease. SD, NS, NP. Call/Text 352-870-7256 gvll32601@gmail.com 6-20-13-55-2 PETS PARADISE$390 $650. No app or pet fee. 1 & 2BR, privacy fenced. SW. 352-331-2099 6-6-13-41-2 2,3,4 & 5BR HOUSES, BLOCKS TO UF. Rent directly from owner, no intermediary. Pets OK, Available Aug 1st. dalyproperties. com or 352-359-3341/359-5584 5-30-1340-2 2x1 HOUSE 2 blocks to UF. Sorority Row area. Cent AC/HT, W/D, wood floors, DW, deck, fence, parking. Available Aug 16 1 year. Pet +$50 665-8166 $890/month. 5-23-13-32-2 AVAILABLE Summer & Fall WALK TO UF Studios $410 1BRs $405-$510 2BRs $485 Gore Rabell Real Estate 378-1387 www.Gore-Rabell.com 8-14-13-25-2 ** LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION ** 1,2,3 and 4 bedroom houses & apartments available for August. All near UF. Most pets accepted. Call 870-2760 8-14-13-42-2 2br/2ba, 1000sq' house for rent in quiet n'hood; June; close to campus, downtown, I75; built-in bkcases, desk, storage; w/d; galley kitch w/ eat-in counter, stools; encl porch 3625 sw 19 street. call: 352-870-1195 6-413-25-2 COUNTRYSIDE 4BR/4BA, furnished common area. Individual leases available. Main bus route. Unit next to pool. $375/room/mo incl all utils & internet. Available mid-May. 561-718-7637 or 561-582-1031 5-23-1120-2 Walk 1 block to Shands, VA, Vet, dental, nursing, pharmacy Schools; UF Campus. $550 mo. Spacious, Pool, Laundry, One BR $550, 2 BR 650. New carpet, tile, paint, cabinets. 352 284 3873;postj@bellsouth.net 7-30-13-36-2 1BR cottage w/ screened porch.Low cost move in some utils furnished. $475/ mo. Call 352-372-1201 or 352-213-3901 8-14-13-25-2 1/1 Condo/Apt at Campus Edge ($750/ month). Clean, bright, modern, quiet. Walk to campus, Shands, VA, Vet school, SW Rec & more. Appliances incl full size W/D. Pool. Gym. Call/Text 904-568-0221 for details. 5-30-13-10-2 **LARGE APARTMENT NEAR UF **3 or 4 bedrooms & 2 baths. Wood floors, Central heat & air. 116 NW 7th Terrace. $1175/mth. Call 870-2760 or 371-3260 7-213-14-2 Great Location! 3BR home in quiet SW area for August. Wood floors, CH/Air, carport, washer/dryer, huge yard-most pets OK. $990/ mo. Email 3912@cozygator.com; call/text (352)575-4395. Visit www.CozyGator.com 5-30-13-7-2 August: Cute vintage 3BR/2BA house on quiet street in NW; bike to UF/Downtown, wood floors,CH/AC,laundry,D/W. $1200/mo. Email Anita: 1119@cozygator.com, Call/text (352) 575-4395, visit www.cozygator.com 5-30-13-7-2 1BR/1.5BA LOFT APT Fully remodeled. Sparrow condo. Mininmum 1 year lease. Adult or grad student. No pets. $575/mo + 1 mo sec dep in advnce. Available immediately 352-339-4600 6-20-13-12-2 AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY PERFECT FOR GRAD STUDENT. 2 ROOMS, PRIVATE BATHS. 5 min to UF, laundry facilities available. $500/mo, share utilities. Call 352-284-0979 6-20-13-12-2 WALK TO CAMPUS! CLOSE TO SHANDS! 2-3-4 bedroom houses and condos avail able! Call today to set up an appointment to see your new home. Campus Realty 352692-3800 rentals.campusrealtygroup.com 7-30-13-20-2 $350 Newly Remodeled! ALL INCLUSIVE: Utils, Std CableTV, SecureWiFi, Pvt BR/BA, W/D. Full/Kitchen Furnished Common Area, 43"LCD TV/Stereo. On UF Bus Rte. OPEN MINDED. 954-854-9445, UTGcondos.comy 5-30-13-6-2 COUNTRY VILLAGE APTSGRAD STUDENTS OR UNDERGRADS 1/1, $615/mo incl water & gas. Walk-in or call 352-373-2700 8-14-13-25-2 Apt for rent 2BR/2BA, close to UF. $1100/ mo begins August 2013. Well-maintained by landlord. 2 parking spaces, W/D, no pets. Call Carolyn 352-538-3556 6-13-13-10-2 Live Across from UF! Walk to Midtown! Studios, 1 & 2 Bedrooms Apartments W/D Available* Call Today 371-7777 6-6-13-8-2 2 BEDROOM HOUSES & APARTMENTS* Close to UF & Downtown. Starting at $660/mth. Call 870-2760 8-14-11-24-2 2 bed/2 bath condo at Treehouse Village. New tile floors thru out, washer/dryer, close to UF on bus route, pool, fitness center. See www.treehousevillage.com for layout and info. Email cindy.choate@comcast.net, 813340-8982. $675/mo, $500 deposit. Most pets ok. 6-18-13-10-2 2BR/2BA w Study, Screened porch, end unit (Rockwood Villas) $750/m, close to UF, I-75, shopping and bus; partially furnished, W/D, 904.874.5774 8-29-13-30-2 1BR $500. ADORABLE, SPACIOUS, SPOTLESS, GREEN SPACE, PRIVATE PATIO; ONE STORY; NEAR DOWNTOWN & CAMPUS. QUIET; PREFER GRAD OR MATURE PERSON; NO DOGS; 1807 NW 10TH ST. AVAILABLE NOW; 352 284 3873; POSTJ@BELLSOUTH.NET 7-30-13-19-2 August: Cute & Funky upstairs loft behind Leonardo's 706, six blocks to UF/downtown, rent is $525/mo. Contact Anita: voice/text (352) 575-4395; Email: loft@cozygator.com, Visit www.cozygator.com for more info 5-3013-4-2 Several cute & clean houses & apartments available for August, located in quiet NW areas near UF/Downtown. Rates from $455 per month. Call/Text Anita: 352-575-4395; Anita@cozygator.com; www.cozygator.com 5-30-13-4-2 RIGHT PLACE RIGHT PRICE! 1br from $350 2br from $475 Close to I75,Oaks Mall, Santa Fe, RTS 75, CALL TODAY 352-332-5070 9-3-13-20-2 A CLEAN ROOM$475/mo. Close to schools, shopping, banks. Nice shade tree. Serious NS student 377-5555 5-30-13-3-2 8 BLOCKS TO UFLarge 2BR apt. W/D, Island kitchen. Lots of parking. $750/mo Call 339-4862 8-14-1321-2 Buy 1-3bd Homes From $1000/mo! PreForeclosured and Rent2OWN Homes! Bad Credit OK! Only 500 Credit Score Min! To learn more and access local listings call 1-866-955-0621 5-23-1-2 Dont get stuck with an extra rent payment. Advertise your subleases in the Alligator Classifieds and save yourself some cash. Call 373-FIND. DOWNTOWN APT. 2 Bedroom 2 Bath Fireplace, Balcony Full Size washer and dryer, New Refrigerator, Microwave, Quiet. Pets Allowed. 352*215*6432 5-30-11-7-3 Summer Sublease Walking Distance to UF. Located 7 streets behind Midtown perfect for walking to class and fun on the town. Lease May 5-August 5 $500 a month, home to black lab puppy. Call Allison 904-327-0519 5-23-5-3 IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC! Is your roommate driving you crazy? Find a replacement in the Alligator Classifieds! Beautifully renovated, furnished condo,1 mile from UF, $369/MO includes cable, internet, utilities, pool + fitness room and on bus route, Female roommate needed, 352 262-3291 6-20-13-23-4 1BR in a 2BR/1.5BATH for $300 Monthly Grad Student or Mature Upperclassman Tanglewood Apartments 5 Minutes to UF Private Entrance, Bus Route, Laundry, Kitchen, Basketball & Tennis Courts, Utilities, Internet included 443-939-6198 6-4-13-7-4 Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile home and much more in the ALLIGATOR CLASSIFIEDS! Reach thousands of possible buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over the phone, by fax, email or CHECK OUT PLACING YOUR AD THRU OUR ONLINE AT www.alligator.org. or please call 373Find (373-3463) NEW CONDOS-WALK TO UFFor Info on ALL Condos for Sale, Visit www.UFCONDOS.COM or Matt Price, University Realty, 352-281-3551 8-14-25-5 Condo in gated community fee $126 1b/1b w screen porch w storage room. club house, sports facilities, pool, sauna, Jacuzzi, fitness 24/7, new AC in 2010, Minutes from shopping, restaurants and UF. call Bomsa Florida Homes Realty&Mortgage 352 6658687 6-6-13-7-5 By Owner Chiefland. 5 Fenced Acres, Nice little one bedroom House, CH&A, screen porch, Big Pole Barn w/electric & water, Grandaddy Oaks, park like setting, Very Private. $78,500 Firm. Call 813-285-0182. 5-30-13-3-5 Concrete blk home, 2 lge bedrms,remodeled & updated. Fncd,covered patio,2nd small house for workshop,in-laws? Move in ready. Worth a look! $59,900. Irene Larsson RE Services, 352-373-2605 6-6-13-5-5 Got a new couch?. Sell your old one in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND (3463) to place your ad today. BED QUEEN $120 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still in plastic. Call 352-372-7490 will deliver. 8-14-13-25-6 BED FULL SIZE $100 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic w/warranty. Can deliver. Call 352377-9846 8-14-13-25-6 MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT $400 Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must sell. Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-3727490 8-14-13-25-6 BED KING $200 PILLOWTOP mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never been used, in plastic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can deliver. 8-14-25-6

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18, ALLIGATOR BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can deliver. Retail $4500, must sell, sacrifice $850 (352) 372-7490 8-14-25-6 SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 8-14-25-6 FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/mattress. New, in box. $160 332-9899 ___________________________________. DINETTE SET 5pc $120 Brand new in box. Never used. 352-377-9846 8-14-25-6 **BEDS ALL BRAND NEW** **Full $100 Queen $125 King $200** Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name matching sets not used or refurbished. Still in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516. 8-14-25-6 BEDQUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mattress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver. $130 352-377-9846. 8-14-25-6 BEDROOM SET$300 BRAND NEW Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 8-14-13-25-6 COMPUTER & LAPTOP REPAIRS Network specialists We buy computers and laptops Working and Non-working 378-4009, 607 NW 13th Street 8-14-13-22-7 Sell your old stereo, cell phone, and more in the Electronics Section of the Alligator Classifieds. 373-FIND In the market for a new set of wheels or just looking to add a second to that collection? Want personalized handlebars or a fitted seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds UF Surplus On-Line Auctionsare underwaybikes, computers, furniture, vehicles & more. All individuals interested in bidding go to: SURPLUS.UFL.EDU 392-0370 8-14-13-25-10 GOATS FOR SALECharlie 352-514-9858 8-14-25-10 Guitars and Musical Instruments New, Used and Factory Refurbished Check Us Out Before You Buy!! Leonardo's Music, Micanopy, FL 352-450-0928 Leonardos302.com 8-14-13-25-10 Dubs/Eagles Bar supplies and equip for sale. 6 keg cooler, 2 fridges, microwaves, desk chairs, file cabinets, pool tables, whiskey barrel chairs, and lots more. If interested call 352-372-9767 5-28-13-5-10 A/C WINDOW UNIT 10,000 BTU.Frigidaire from Lowes. Brand new in unopened box. Cost $279 + tax. Sell for $170. 352-336-5808 5-28-2-10 Office and Home Clearance Sale Computer equipment. Electroics, Supplies, Mini frig, furniture, and much more! Good condition and quality items! CASH only ESI 4001 W Newberry Rd. Suite D1, Gainesville, Fri 5-2413 10am 4pm and Sat 5-25-13 9am 1pm 5-23-13-1-10 Alligator Classifieds is the way to get your 2 wheels on the road. Show off your bikes, scooters, and repair services. Call 373-FIND to get your classified in. 8-14-13-25-11 NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS Great Scooters, Service & Prices! 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 Vespa, Genuine, GMW, & More! NS4L.com facebook.com/newscooters4less 8-14-13-25-11 SCOOTER REPAIRNew Scooters 4 Less has LOW repair rates! Will repair any make/model. Close to UF! Pick-ups avail. Cheap oil changes!! 336-1271 8-14-13-25-11 Road Rat Motors Largest Scooter Store in Town! Run by Gator Grads! New scooters starting at $999. 1-2yr warranties with roadside assistance includ ed. 376-6275 RoadRatMotors.com 8-1413-25-11 Road Rat Motors offers FREE pickup service for any paid scooter repair. LOWEST labor rate, quickest turnaround in town! Will repair ANY brand scooter. Free estimates. 3766275. RoadRatMotors.com 8-14-13-25-11 SCOOTER RENTALSRent for a day, week, month or semester. Now renting Buddy scooters too! 352-336-1271 www.gainesvillescooterrentals.com 8-14-13-25-11 Campus Scooters Mobile Sales and Scooter Service. We offer free estimates on all repairs and we come to you. We also have new scooters starting at $799.00 Call us today at 352-263-0425 8-14-13-25-11 SWAMP CYCLES Experienced, Friendly, Affordable Sales/Service Scooters, Motorcycles, ATVs MMI Certfied Staff, Warranty on Repairs swampcycles.com 373-8823 633 NW 13th St 8-14-25-11 Unload your lot. Sell your cars through Alligator Advertising for cheap. 373-FIND or place your ad online at www.alligator.org/ classifieds We Buy Junk Cars Trucks, Vans Titled only Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3191 8-14-25-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO CREDIT CHECK!!!! VEHICLES $800 AND UP! 352-338-1999 8-14-25-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN OVER 150 VEHICLES IN STOCK! CARS, TRUCKS, SUVS, & VANS! 352-338-1999 8-14-25-12 BUY FOR BLOWOUT PRICES & SAVE BIG!!!! VEHICLES STARTING $800!! PRICES NEGOTIABLE!!! 352-338-1999 8-14-25-12 88 LINCOLN TOWNCAR $1999 98 CHEVY ASTRO VAN $2999 00 DODGE INTREPID $2999 00 CHEVY CAVALIER $3999 352-338-1999 8-14-25-12 03 CHEVY MALIBU $3999 04 DODGE INTREPID $4999 04 FORD TAURUS $5999 02 FORD EXPOLORER $6999 352-338-1999 8-14-25-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES NO CREDIT CHECKS!!! CARS, TRUCKS, SUV'S & VANS! 30 DAY WARRANTY!!! 352-375-9090 8-14-25-12 04 NISSAN SENTRA $6999 06 PONTIAC MONTANA $7999 04 GMC ENVOY $8999 04 HONDA ACCORD $8999 352-375-9090 8-14-25-12 03 NISSAN ALTIMA $8999 04 VOLVO S40 $8999 04 FORD F150 $8999 99 MERCEDES ML430 $9999 352-375-9090 8-14-25-12CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED. Call Brandy 352-771-6191 8-14-13-25-12 GOLD GEMS ETCFree Appraisals Top Cash or Trade 40 years in Business OZZIE 352-318-4007 8-14-25-13 UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 8-14-25-13 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5062 if interested.

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ALLIGATOR St. Francis House is a homeless shelter and soup kitchen located in downtown Gainesville, and we are looking for help from volunteers like you. St. Francis House depends on monetary support from individual donors and community businesses in order to help feed the homeless and the hungry.If you are interested in volunteering,please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or sfhcoor@stfrancis.cfcoxmail.comTo make a donation by mail,please send checks payable to St. Francis House P.O. Box 12491 Gainesville, FL 32604 CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED CALL 352-771-6191 8-14-13-25-13 Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 6-13-13-25-13 Advertising Office Manager/ National Account ExecutiveThe Independent Florida Alligator, the largest student run newspaper in the country, is seeking to hire someone with the following qualifications. Full Time position Enthusiastic Detail oriented Excellent organizational skills Office Administrative skills, clerical skills Ability to multitask and meet deadlines Excellent customer service skills Head national sales with the newspaper Ability to train new employees Experienced with Microsoft Office Great communication skills, personable Quick learner Help manage team of constantly changing student sales staff Nonprofit organization Modest Salary Great working environment Generous holiday and vacation benefits Send cover letter and resume to tcarey@alligator.org to be considered for an interview. No phone calls please. EOE part time yard, farm, errands. non-smoker. must have reliable transportation 20-30 hours/week. reply to Tripintoblue@Aol.com 5-23-13-5-14 ASSISTANT/TUTOR Looking an energetic student (math or education major) to tutor girls ages 7, 10, 12 in math/algebra part time as well as providing clerical assistance at a 35 year old publishing company. The position can be part or full time over the summer. Tutoring will be sporadic based on the girls activities over the summer and the down time will be spent doing office support. Please apply online at www.gleim. com/employment. 8-14-13-25-14 WEB PRODUCTIONSeeking staff members for the web produc tion team at alligator.org. Interested candi dates should possess the following: Familiarity with media production tools such as Adobe InDesign, Photoshop, Premiere, etc. Familiarity with a web-based CMS and/or web coding basics will receive extra consideration. An ability to learn and work with new programs quickly and efficiently Deep interest in the growth and develop ment of new media Skill in producing not only the written, but audio and visual components of media segments and graphics. The desire to make a lasting impact on a UF tradition in a shifting media landscape. Send all inquiries with resume direct to Evan Walker, Managing Editor/Online at ewalker@alligator.org Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. University of Florida Survey Research Center 720 SW 2nd Ave. Suite 156 Mon-Fri 9am-8pm 392-2908 ext. 105 $9.00/$9.50/hr + Intentive + Paid Training Telephone Interviewing NO SALES Bilinguial SPANISH Speakers Needed http://www.bebr.ufl.edu/survey/hiring 6-6-13-6-14 Daytime Advertising ProductionThe Independent Florida Alligator Advertising Production Department is accepting student applications. Duties include graphic design and organizational layout. Will train, but experience with Adobe InDesign, Photoshop and Illustrator is preferred. Friendly work environment, flexible schedule, with hours between 9 am 5 pm M-F. Must be available to work Summer C and be currently enrolled in classes. A one-year commitment is expected. Fill out an application at the front desk of The Alligator, 1105 W University Ave, M-F 9 am 5 pm. No phone calls, please. Include available work schedule and references. Previous applicants are welcome to reapply with current schedule. EOE Finders Keepers? If you find something, you can place a FREE FOUND AD in our lost & found section. Be kind to someone whos lost what youve found. Call 373-FIND. STAY IN GAINESVILLE A 35 year old publishing company in Gainesville is looking for the following candidates: Admin Asst Software Developer Linux Administrator Customer Service/Sales Reps Marketing/Sales Accounting Editor Accounting Assistant Flight Instructor/Marketing SAT/ACT coordinator Full or part time. Please apply online at www.gleim.com/employment. 8-14-13-2514 What's black and white and read all over?? The Independent Florida Alligator Be part of the sales team of the largest college newspaper in the country by applying to be aPAID SALES REPIf you are enrolled as a UF or SFC student available to work 15-20 hours a week this summer, and are eager to gain valuable sales experience,Don't have that much time?Apply to be aINTERNIf you are enrolled as a UF or SFC student available to work 10-12 hours a week this summer, and are eager to gain valuable sales experience, Stop by the Alligator, 1105 W. University Avenue, to fill out an application and class schedule or email resume to advertising@alligator.org. We will contact you for an interview opportunity to get your career jump started! EEO/AA BARTENDING$300 A DAY POTENTIALNo experience necessary, training provided. 800-965-6520 ext 138 8-14-13-25-14 Students in Accounting, Aviation, Business/ Sales and computer science needed for various positions. Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/employment 8-14-1325-14 Food Science and Human Nutrition at the University of Florida is conducting a research study for women 20-40 yo on birth control pills. Compensation given. For details call Bonnie Coats at 273-9014 8-14-13-25-14 CUTTING-EDGE UF RESEARCH STUDY Smokers wanted (1 pack a day for 5 years) Periodontal (gum line) sampling only 5 visits over 2 years; up to 1.5 hr each visit FREE oral exam, up to $160 compensation Call: 352-392-2945 7-30-13-50-14 JANITORIALFT position for apartment complex. Experience required. Great benefit pkg. Apply in person Spyglass Apts. 701 SW 62nd Blvd. DFWP 8-14-13-25-14 LEASING AGENT PTFriendly, energetic person. Experience preferred. Hourly & bonus. Great benefit pkg. Must be available weekends. Apply in person Spyglass Apts. 701 SW 62nd Blvd. DFWP 8-14-13-25-14 NEED NANNY PT: min 2 wks/mon 40hrs/wk, M-F @ $12/hr; starts June 1; 4+yrs & 2yrs; exp; good refs; bkkg ch; other jobs available e-mail resume, pix, & schedule to info@noahsarknanny.com 5-28-11-12-14 GET PAID TO TYPE!! Fast, accurate typists needed for audio transcription. Create your own schedule M-F, 7am to midnight. Pay based on speed and accuracy, $7.79 to over $12. Walking distance to campus. Ideal for PT and Students! Requires 70+ wpm typing speed and a minimum of 16 hours per week. Apply online: www.sbsgrp.com 5-23-1310-14 Go to www.IncomeAtCollege.com now to see how you can work for yourself on your own time. Don't let this opportunity pass you by! 6-11-13-15-14

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20, ALLIGATOR ATTENTION SEDENTARY SMOKERS! UF Smoking Lab & Clinic needs you to participate in study on use of advanced devices to monitor smoking and exercise behavior. If interested, call 336-406-3706 or email fitbit10000@gmail.com 6-20-15-14 SUMMER WORK GREAT PAY$14.50 base/appt -FT/PT openings Customer sales/service all ages 17+ CALL NOW 352-505-9105 8-14-13-26-14 RGIS, LLC PT Hourly Work Flexible schedules$8/hr to start, apply online at RGIS.com 6-14-13-7-14 UNIQUE BUSINESS make money with your own business-unique products-no start-up fee-set your own hours-free website-free lead page-free training-www.funtoberich. com/garya 6-13-13-10-14 F/T Legal Assistant/Receptionist in growing law firm. Computer, writing, and communi cation skills a must. Please call Carrillo and Carrillo at 352-371-4000. 5-30-13-6-14 7 TEAM LEADERS WANTED! Work from anywhere Biz expanding to N. Fla! Pot'l earning $600+/wk! Very Simple! Must complete screening survey! www.RichGetRicherTour. com (352)427-8892 Mike 5-28-13-5-14 Late Night Computer Operator position available. Visit the About Us section of www.mygtn.tv for more details. GTN is an EEO Compliant/DFWP 5-2313-4-14 Lifeguard, $12.00 hour.Requires current Red Cross Certification. Works weekends in institutional setting. Contact Grady Carthon at (352) 264-8248. 6-20-13-12-14 MEDICAL ASSISTANTPT for a doctor's office. Experience preferred. Email resume to: snpohani@gmail.com 5-28-13-5-14 Computer assistant wanted to help faculty with online course development. Applicants for this position must be familiar with Windows and Microsoft Office applications, Photoshop, and Dreamweaver. Knowledge of HTML/CSS is a plus. A friendly and cheerful attitude is essential for this customer service position. Schedule is flexible. Pay starts at $10.00/hour. 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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG LANDON WATNICK Alligator Staff Writer Forward Will Yeguete underwent arthroscopic debridement on his right knee Wednesday morning at Shands, UF conHis recovery should take about four months, and he could return for the start of preseason Surgery went well!Thank you for your thoughts&prayers I really appreciate it! Another challenge has begun for me! #ComeBack #GoGators, Yeguete posted on his Twitter account (@Will15Yeguete) Wednesday at 3:25 After the season, coach Billy Donovan called tests, the 6-foot-7, 240-pound forward averaged Yeguete is the second UF player to have derwent surgery on his right ankle April 12 to Frazier accepts USA invite: Shooting guard Michael Frazier II will join USA Basketballs Frazier is one of 24 players who will comUSAs training camp will take Training Center in Im really looking forward to competing with some of the best players in the country and trying to earn a place on the team, Frazier percent from three-point range and earned SEC USA Basketball is always looking for good Contact Landon Watnick at lwatnick@alligator. org. Alex Cercone lost her match in the NCAA Singles Championships. Read the story online at alligatorSports.org.Piro loses in NCAA Singles Competition of the NCAA Singles Championships against Washingtons No. 17 Kyle Gators in the MLB Its time for Gators fans to face the for the baseball program since 2007 everyone can acknowledge that this team did not have what it took to win The hitting wasnt there, espeSluggers like Mike Zunino and But the MLB Draft took its toll on the Gators and sapped all of their powCatcher Taylor Gushue was supposed to lead the Gators offense and replace some of the lost power, but have tied for Second baseman Casey Turgeon had a similar season to his 2012 campaign mier player in the Gators offense, The pitching wasnt where it needJonathon Crawford was supposed more season in 2012 that was highconsistency all season, and his ERA Yeguete undergoes surgery ADAM LICHTENSTEIN Alligator Staff Writer With a chance for the Southeastern Conment bid on the line, Florida needed someone We didnt compete at the end, assistant Down by two runs late in the game, the starter Daniel Mengden, who sealed the Aggies (32-25, 15-16 SEC) 6-3 win over the I thought we pitched well enough but we just werent able to do enough offensiveBefore the Gators offense shut down, it an error by Aggies second baseman Blake Albaseman Vickash Ramjit drove him in on a Florida got back-to-back hits from desBader was thrown out at home trying to score The Gators tacked on a third run after the Florida third baseman Josh Tobias singled to start the inning and advanced to third on After second baseman Casey Turgeon bias single was the last ball a Gator hit out After giving up early runs, Mengden The sophomore right-hander struck out a career-best 11 batters and retired the last 13 While Mengden was sitting down Florida batters, the Gators did not get a similar perI thought I made one bad pitch, MaAfter being eliminated from the SEC Tournament, Florida rests its postseason hopes on Weve had our ups and downs, but weve the end of the day, its the committees deciA radio broadcast contributed to this report. Contact Adam Lichtenstein at alichtenstein@ alligator.org. Ryan Jones/Alligator StaffSophomore Johnny Magliozzi pitches against Florida Gulf Coast on Feb. 24. Magliozzi surAS STEIN ON TV UF Bask etball Results not there for UF Adam Lichtensteintwitter: @alichtenstein24 SEE ADAM, PAGE 23

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22, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 PHILIBUSTER Lauren Embrees list of collegiate accomplishments is nothing short of astounding. She is more than simply one of the most successful womens tennis players in program history; Embree deserves mentioning in conversations discussing Floridas best athletes, in any sport, of all time. Im talking the greats: Tebow, Wambach, Noah, Spurrier, and the rest. Thats why Embrees performance this week is nothing short of shocking. With the Gators in contention for their third consecutive national championship Embree hand-delivered the previous two championships with match-clinching victories against Stanford in 2011 and UCLA in 2012 the expectation was the nations No. 1 player would sunset with another piece of hardware. But reality often scoffs at fairy-tale endings. Florida fell into a 3-0 hole against Stanford fore Alex Cercone lost in a three-set war of a match to end UFs season. But the writing was on the wall when Embree walked off the court Read that again: Embree walked off the loss in an NCAA dual match. Before falling 6-0, 6-1 to No. 13 Nicole Gibbs on Monday, Embree had won all 15 of her matches in NCAA dual competition. No surprise, but that stands as a program record. During Embrees four seasons a career capped with the ITA naming her National Senior Player of the Year on Tuesday UF Literally, with a few more breaks or better bounces the Gators could have won four straight titles and become nothing short of a dynasty. Instead, they will have to settle for two championships still enough to be considered the most successful program at UF as of late. Floridas four-year run with Embree was matter how many blue-chip prospects coach Roland Thornqvist can convince to come try to recreate Embrees magic. Contact Phil Heilman at pheilman@alligatorg. org.Embree deserves to be in conversation of all-time UF greats Phil Heilmantwitter: @phillip_heilman Alligator File PhotoLauren Embree reaches for a backhand against Georgia at the USTA/ITA Southeast

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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 23Ryan Jones/Alligator Staff MLB Draft hurt lineupcurrently sits at 4.03 .90 higher The staff behind Crawford didnt pick up the slack. Nine other pitchers made starts this season, some occasionally showing promise before suffering an injury or going back to the bullpen. Florida struggled to get starters past the middle innings, and many a box score had half a dozen names listed as Florida pitchers. The Gators lack of depth is not necessarily coach Kevin OSullivans fault. He lost the most talented group of upperclassmen Florida baseball has ever seen. Gone were nearly the entire offense, his two top starters and three best bullpen arms. And the major leagues were not done pillaging his team. The Gators lost several top recruits in the draft, as well. Gatorade Player of the Year Lance McCullers Jr. was supposed to take the mound at McKethan Stadium this year, but the Houston Astros took him 41st overall. season. to play at Florida, but went to the Cincinnati Reds 49th overall. He has batted .326 in the Reds system the last two years. The remnants of a good reida freshmen Richie Martin and Harrison Bader were the only starters to hit .300 but the special, once-in-a-class player wasnt there. said after the game Tuesday that the Gators would be dangerous in an NCAA regional. Jockeying for a bid is all well and good, but saying that this team is dangerous to any decent college team is not true. The Gators arent dangerous, theyre just plain mediocre. Contact Adam Lichtenstein at alichtenstein@alligator.org. AD AM, from page 21TRA CK AND FIELD GORDON STREISANDAlligator Writer isnt a sprint its a marathon. Spanning roughly three months with meets scattered throughout, the key ish strong. Its a theme thats evident in events like the mens 10,000-meter. Thanks to freshman Jimmy Clark, Florida has excelled in the mens 10k this outdoor season. Clark was named the Southeastern Conferences Mens Freshman Runner of the Year and a member of the All-Conference First Team. It was nice winning, Clark said. It was a great surprise. Its a great achievement, but theres still a lot of work to do. Clarks production has shot up sigcompeting in two indoor seasons and one season running cross country, Clark never placed better than fourth in any individual event. I wasnt eating the best, Clark said. gler and [nutritionist Kelsee Gomes], I was able to get on a good diet and I lost some weight. Its really helped my running so far. Once outdoor season came around, so did Clark. He earned all of his personal bests this season, and he has won more than half of the events in which he has competed. His most recent victory came ships in Columbia, Mo. Coach Spanglers done a great job with us this year, Clark said. He had cially in the 10k. Clark and the Gators now focus on the seasons penultimate meet the North Carolina A&T State University in Greensboro, N.C. event at the preliminaries advance to the gene, Ore. Gators are currently the top seed in the mens and womens 4x400m relay squads, sophomore Ciarra Brewer in the womens triple jump, senior and NCAAleader Omar Craddock in the mens triple jump, junior Cory McGee in the womens 1,500 meters, freshman Marija Vucenovic in the womens javelin throw and senior Ugonna Ndu in the womens 400-meter hurdles. Ndu, who is also running in the womletes competing in multiple individual events in Greensboro this weekend. The others are junior Darshay Davis in the womens 100 and 200 meters, sophomore Marquis Dendy in the mens long jump and triple jump, junior Lorraine Graham in the womens 100-meter hurdles and long jump and junior Agata Strausa in the womens 1,500and 5,000-meter. Floridas men hope to repeat after Champions the only time the school has garnered the title. Clark said. As a team, we have much bigger goals than just getting to nationwe can score some big points at nationals.Freshman long-distance runner garners conference honorPhoto Courtesy of UF Communications

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24, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 LANDON WATNICKAlligator Staff WriterWhen Taylore Fuller arrived at Florida, the expectations were high. Fuller joined UF as the No. 38 overall player and No. 6 catcher in the Class of 2012, er posted a .778 batting average and recorded 14 home runs, nine doubles, six triples and 33 RBI during her senior year. The Trenton native was named the 2012 Florida Dairy Farmers Class 1A Player of the Year, among other accolades. Fuller did not meet the sky-high expectations as a hitter. As of May 11, Fuller was batting doubles, and two home runs for 14 RBI. gional, Fuller erupted. The freshman doubled her home-run total for the year, knocking both of her solo tion against Hampton and USF. Fuller went 3 of 6 with three RBI and two walks for the weekend, I really had nothing to lose, Fuller said. ing Floridas advantage to 6-1 and putting the contest out of reach for the Pirates. Against USF ace Sara Nevins on Saturday, Fuller led off the second with a solo homer to center. It was only Nevins sixth allowed this year. runs in the inning for an 8-1 lead. third, Fuller began the inning with a double Ive been seeing the ball really well, gether for me. But just being able to produce get really excited for me. Fuller was also hit by a Nevins pitch with the bases loaded on Sunday, scoring a run to give UF a 2-0 lead. With a Super Regional matchup looming against Alabama-Birmingham (40-17) on Saturday at 1 at Katie Seashole Pressly Stadium, Fuller hopes to continue her recent hitting success. She is one of 13 players for No. 2 seed a Super Regional. Were playing her for those moments, coach Tim Walton said. We want more home runs and doubles from her ... She can put a little bit of sock at the end of the lineup. Contact Landon Watnick at lwatnick@alligator.org.WOMENS GOLF RICHARD JOHNSONAlligator WriterIt was a new day on the golf course, but much of the same on the scorecard for Florida in the second round of competition at the NCAA Championships. the leaderboard Wednesday after only improving by one shot from Wednesday. place USC midway through competition. Freshman Ursa Orehek was a round got off to a rough start. and double-bogeyed her third. She recovered with four birdies against the best performance for Florida by two strokes. Im happy with the way Ursa played, coach Emily Bastel said in a release. She hung pretty tough after a slow start. Overall, we had it going for a few stretches. We just havent quite been able to put it together for an entire day, and thats what well be trying to do for the next couple of days and keep moving up. Senior Mia Piccio and sophomore Camilla Hedberg again matched each others scores, but the results were two shots worse than rounds on the day. 2. The senior had three bogeys on the front nine and a double bogey was bookending birdies on holes 10 and 18 of the back nine. Hedbergs day ended poorly afpar or one over. She bogeyed two Junior Elcin Ulu, who was the most consistent ond round, shot ter three straight bogeys on holes No. 2, 3 and 4, Ulu navigated the rest of the course without error, parring the remaining 14 holes. Sophomore Anna Young had a double bogey as well. Her three came on an inconsistent stretch that round. Weve gotten some momentum going, but then something will happen that kills it, Bastel said. This golf course will do that to you. It requires a lot of patience, but there are some unforced errors, too. Its not so much we need them to hit perfect shots every time, but your misses have to be smart. Thats the sign of a good player.Gators fall down the leaderboard at NCAA ChampionshipsRyan Jones/Alligator S taff UF Sof tball Ulu



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VOLUME 107 ISSUE 147 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 Today We Inform. You Decide.Not officially associated with the University of Florida Published by Campus Communications, Inc. of Gainesville, Florida FORECAST 2 OPINIONS 6 the AVENUE 11 CLASSIFIEDS 17 CROSSWORD 20 SPORTS 21Jehovahs Witnesses convention to tie up parking:7,500 expected to attend during the weekend, pg 8. Man has close shave with GPD at Walmart:He hid $1,800 of shaving supplies in dog food, pg 8. New library branch to expand in Gainesvilles east side:It used to be a bookmobile, pg 5. Health-related poster not UF-sponsored. Read the story on page 9. 91 /68 Alex Catalano / Alligator StaffChris James, 26, studies a bottle of Grimbergen Dubbel beer in preparation for a monthly meet up among him, his friend Jordan Williams, 22, and a few others, who discuss computer and IT security together. STATE ROSANNA DEL CIOPPOAlligator Contributing WriterIn preparation for Memorial Day weekend, the Click It or Ticket campaign that started Monday at UF will crack down on motorists who fail to use their seat belts. This statewide campaign will run until June 2 and aims to prevent death and minimize injury, according to University Police. The Click It or Ticket campaigns are set around times when fatalities ininstance, on Thanksgiving Day, Spring Break and Memorial Day. In Florida, drivers and passengers in the front seat must wear a seat belt, law doesnt require backseat passengers to buckle up. Everyone on or around campus can get a $104 seat belt citation, Castronover said. Nobody wants to receive a citation if they dont have to. During the last campaign in March, 82 seat belt citations were issued on campus, according to an email from OfUF increased by 4 percent, he wrote. Safety belt compliance usually increases every time police hold a Click It or Ticket campaign, Sasser said. It starts out in the low 90s then ends up in the mid to high 90s, he said. belts around here. Visibility and enforcement for the Click It or Ticket campaign is credited with helping raise national seat belt use. Compliance in 2011 was at 84 percent, and by 2012, it reached 86 percent, according to a survey by the National tion. Seat belt usage in Southern states increased from 80 percent in 2011 to 85 Click It or Ticket campaign effective at raising seat belt use REBEKAH MCMURRAINAlligator Contributing WriterStudents receiving Bright Futures scholarships have it a little easier this upcoming year. Those who receive this merit-based scholarship will no longer be required Student Aid form, or FAFSA, in order to obtain it. Scott has changed the previous law from out a FAFSA form. The law takes effect July 1 and will apply beginning the 20132014 school year. Several thousands of students will be Affairs. dents who are only interested in the Bright Futures scholarship to avoid an cial aid. A number of studentswill not have requirement to receive something based said. David Pritchard, a 21-year-old UF environmental science senior, said its less FAFSA form in order to receive something that has already been promised. Brittany Novak agrees. It will be great not having to worry line, the 19-year-old UF food science and human nutrition sophomore said. Its one less thing to worry about, she said, especially because my dad has FAFSA no longer required for Bright Futures scholarship ALANNA MASSEY AND CALLI RATHSAMAlligator Contributing WritersHipsters are well known for their vintage appearance and progressive thinking, but their latest trend causing beer prices to increase might not be so well received. A study conducted by Restaurant Sciences found that a rise in price of Pabst Blue Ribbon is causing a rise in price of inexpensive beers like Budweiser and Miller Lite. PBR is a good beer for the price, said Perry Fowlkes, a 23-year-old UF computer engineering senior. If I had the choice between that and other The image people associate with PBR has added to its appeal. A lot of times when I drink it, I get labeled as a hipster, Fowlkes said. Sarah Hamersma, a business assistant professor, said inexpensive brands of beer could be raising their prices in hope of improving their status. Its possible that if theres really this big fall in demand for these other big sub-premium beers that they cant produce it in bulk anymore, so theyre raising the price to make up for that, she said. Kamaron Scholl, a 22-year-old UF telecommunication senior, said he hasnt noticed a change in the price of beer and likes to vary the types of beers he buys. He said he doesnt usually buy cheap beer because cheap beer tastes like cheap beer. He also said if a bar doesnt have a wide selection, hell order PBR or Yuengling. Alan Hodges, an extension scientist in the UF Food and Resource Economics Department, doubts the price increase is an attempt to make sub-premium beers seem more prestigious. He said the beer market is very competitive and driven by the cost of the primary beer ingredients like barley, wheat and hops, which have seen a recent price increase. Those have a well-established market niche with millions of loyal consumers, he said. I dont think they need to make up a more upscale brand out of it. There are so many other upscale brands of beer.Beer seem more expensive? Thank the hipsters SEE TICKET, PAGE 4

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News Today Subscription Rate: Full Year (All Semesters) $100The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 SATURDAY FRIDAY THURSDAY WEDNESDAY TODAYFORECAST Melissa Kahan, Kelsey Meany, the customer experience to another level, said Tom Garrity of the Garrity Group, a public relaThe challenge becomes someone doesnt think your food or product is as great as you think it is? In Amy and Samy Bouzaglos pounded by their horrible realsaid during a recent episode of needed professional guidance after years of battling terrible pizzeria in an upscale Scottsdale neighborhood about six years ter one bite, he quickly deemed ing increasingly irate over his his many critiques: The storeYou need thick skin in this business, Ramsay said before counts had been hacked, but hundreds of commenters exa member of the Bouzaglo family had been insulting customers The story bounced across the Internet, generating thousands of comments on Facebook, Yelp nearly 36,000 people to sign a the Department of Labor to look into the Bouzaglos practice of While many corporations hire communications experts to reespecially challenging for small For one thing, there is so all adults get information about local businesses from search ensites, according to a 2011 study by Customer service is a speca social media marketing consulmaking that customer happy on hundreds of thousands of people that make social media so imporepisode, Amy and Samy Bouzaglo are seen yelling and cursing at customers inquiring about underWe stand up to them, Amy Bouzaglo tells the camera at one attack us and say horrible things shouldnt respond, the digital exIf your policy is to berate the customer online, that doesnt create good public relations, Garrity Baer said he tells clients to create a response matrix representing different potential complaints comment chart before the bad publicity hits helps ensure businesses arent responding to angry A 2011 Harvard study found portionately affect small businesssystem resulted in a revenue jump of up to 9 percent for some restauYou have to respond 100 perneed to assign someone to stay on In Arizona, Amy and Samy Bouzaglo had planned a grand conference for Tuesday, but the late Monday after legal threats blocked the door and turned reWHATS HAPPENINGToastmasters Pizza Potluck Tuesday Talking Gators Toastmasters hosts a Pizza Party Potluck on food or drink to share or just come tion about the club, go to http:// Restaurant learns online reviews can make or break tomer service disaster heard An Arizona restaurateur, fed up after years of negative online pearance on a reality television gry, uppercase letters that quickly an appearance earlier this month celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay gave up on trying to save the resthing that can happen, said Sujan Grain, a digital marketing agency impressions of anonymous rements, both good and bad, and the reactions they trigger from managers can make all the differHotels, restaurants and other businesses that depend on good to respond to online feedback on Yelp, Facebook and Instagram, more vitriolic than in-person reoffer discounts to lure unhappy customers back, digital marketing In the past, people just sent getting on social media and telling all their friends and friends of to get soup in the future, so it takes PARTLY CLOUDY 87/63 SUNNY 87/65 PARTLY CLOUDY 86/59 SUNNY 93/63 THUNDER STORMS 91/68VOLUME 107 ISSUE 147

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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 3 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 percent in 2012. The Florida Department of Transportation, the National istration and law enforcement agencies across the state take part in the campaign, according to a UPD media release. According to the National fails to continuously wear a seat In 2011, about 21,000 occupants died in car crashes nationally because they didnt use their seat belts, according to an announcement by the Centers for This represents 66 percent of all The announcement also said wearing them, said Sgt. Tracy for Florida Highway Patrol. Seat belts save livesALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 AP Photo / Kim Johnson FlodinThis aerial photo from Tuesday shows, from bottom to top, the path Mondays tornado took through Moore, Okla. RAMIT PLUSHNICK-MASTI AND SEAN MURPHYAssociated PressMOORE, Okla. The tornado that struck an Oklahoma City suburb this week may in damage as it tore through as many as 13,000 homes, multiple schools and a hospital, ofAt the same time, authorities released the identities of ing 10 children, who perished. was palpable as residents began picking up their shattered neighborhoods, many remained stunned that the twister didnt take a higher human minutes on the ground. The physical destruction was staggering. The tornado that were talking about is the 1 or 2 Department of Emergency Management Director Albert Ashwood said of the twister, which measured a top-of-thescale EF5 with winds of at least 200 mph. This is the anomaly As response teams transitioned into cleanup and reMick Cornett, who sent police assist the effort, said an early assessment estimated damage The Oklahoma Insurance Department, meanwhile, said the cost could be greater than nado that struck Joplin, Mo., as many people. Though there was less than 10 minutes warning that a tornado was on the ground Monday and headed for Moore, many in the area are accuscommunity of 56,000 people has been hit by four tornados already on alert after weekend storms and days of warnings. Because the tornado hit in the afternoon, many others were away from the neighborhoods and out of harms way at work. Harold Brooks, research meteorologist at the National Norman, Okla., said long-range week before a storm strikes. Associated Press writers Tim Talley in Moore, Ken A. Miller in Oklahoma City and Justin Juozapavicius in Tulsa contributed to this report.Okla. tornado damage nearing $2 billionNATIONAL tiTICkKEtT, from page 1

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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 5 Ryan Jones / Alligator StaffConstruction has begun on the Fred Cone Park Library Branch, 2841 E. University Ave., near the Eastside Recreation Center and in front of the Fred Cone Park. JEANNA ARROYOAlligator Contributing WriterWith construction underway for the newest Alachua County library branch, organizers plan to bring expanded resources for residents to Gainesvilles east side. The facility will be located at 2841 E. University Ave., near the Eastside Recreation Center and in front of the Fred Cone Park track, which was completed in March. The library currently operates out of a modular unit that is about 1,000 square feet. Before, a bookmobile serviced the area. The biggest difference will be the space and what you can put in that space, said Nickie Kortus, marketing and public relations manager for the Alachua County Library District. Organizers have analyzed trends for the community to determine the types of resources that best meet residents needs, Kortus said. The new building will include a dedicated eGovernment comout forms and applications, a childrens area that will offer parenting resources and a teen game station. The difference at this particular branch is that it is a library located at a city park and recreation center, Kortus said. So we collaborate with the city of Gainesville to improve recreational and educational opportunities in that community. The branch also teamed with Partnership for Strong Families, which provides child welfare, social and community services to the area. The group will have space to operate out of the new library. All of these pieces come together to navigate resources that you need to be successful in todays world, Kortus said. If you dont have access (to technology), that is where the library can be that cohesive piece that brings it all together. Construction of the building projected to be 10,000 square feet is expected to end in December, Kortus said. New library branch to expand in Gainesvilles east sideLOCa AL KELCEE GRIFFISAlligator Staff WriterA Gainesville woman was arrested Tuesday after she allegedly hit her estranged husband, took his cellphone and backed her vehicle into his truck in the parking lot of West Coast Seafood. According to a Gainesville Police Department arrest report, Lashun Fayson, 42, met Ray Fayson at the grocery stores parking lot, 510 NE Waldo Road, so she could return his Nissan Titan truck. The Faysons who are in the process of getting divorced had switched vehicles so Lashun Fayson could use the truck to move, said Katrina Alston, Ray Faysons girlfriend who saw the incident. During the exchange, Lashun Fayson became irate at her husband because she was jealous, Alston said. Just the fact that hes with me thats it. Thats the only thing she could be upset about, Alston said. Lashun Fayson handed him gas money but then snatched it back, Alston said. She slapped him in the face, according to the report, and shoved his chest where his pacemaker was located. Lashun Fayson had already given a set of truck keys back to her husband, Alston said, but she refused to return the spare keys. According to the report, she unlocked the truck and took her husbands cellphone, valued at $200, from the cab of the truck and refused to give it back. She also tried to set back of the truck, Alston said. Then, Lashun Fayson climbed into her Grand Marquis and backed it toward Ray Fayson, Alston said. Instead, she hit his truck, and caused possible damage to the wheel, according to the report. If he wouldnt have moved, she would have ran him right over, Alston said. Im standing there, looking like, Are you serious? Lashun Fayson then drove out of the parking lot, Alston said. About two hours later, police found Lashun Fayson the 400 block of Northwest Eighth Avenue and arrested her, according to the report. She was booked into the Alachua County Jail on charges of criminal mischief and domestic battery. As of press time, she had been released. Woman arrested after brawl with husband at West Coast SeafoodPolice, witness said she punched his pacemakerFayson

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Reader responseVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator Column EditorialTHURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to opinions@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458.Matt Riva EDITOR Julia Glum MANAGING EDITOR Brandon Lee Gagne OPINIONS EDITORTodays question: to lose out on Bright Futures?71 TOTAL VOTES51% YES 49% NOFridays question: Has your bike ever been stolen?I lay handcuffed to a bench in the basement, listening to the womans high heels click toward me. She paused to adjust her corset and raised a whip above my spine. At this point I wondered if I had made a mistake. UF students have about three chances to forge lasting summer memories. Aware of this, many of us feel pressured to seek out unusual maybe even crazy experiences, whether they pertain to partying, traveling or hunting for internships. This is a true story about how the most unforgettable of summer memories can stem from events we least suspect. A few summers ago I was in an Olive Garden in my hometown, Boston, with my friend, Jake. Halfway through our meal Jake got a phone call. I cant believe it, he said, returning to the table. explored the psychology of the dominatrix profession. One of his actors, who was supposed to star in a dramatic reenactment, had gotten cold feet. Jake had a reputation for taking re-enactments seriously. In fact, his mom once nearly screamed and dropped a basket of laundry because she found bazookas in the basement replicas for a drama involving an African warlord. For his latest movie, my friend had taken realism to new heights: He found an actual dominatrix. Intrigued, I asked Jake about the womans clients. He said they were powerful men who secretly craved an excuse to forfeit control. In one instance, according to the dominatrix, a federal agent stripped and asked her to call her friends. The agent wanted women to insult him as he crawled naked. Wait, Jake said, his eyes lighting up. Didnt you say earlier you wanted to do something crazy this summer? left the restaurant and boarded the Red Line. Strangers on the subway stared at us. Presumably, they werent used to hearing a man chat about being slapped, whipped and verbally belittled. I woke at 5:40 a.m. Sunday, hours before the shoot, because I was too anxious to sleep. As the sun rose, a Honda Civic sputtered up to my doorstep. Jake, a cameraman and I rode to a brick apartment complex in Watertown. Although it was sunny, I imagined thunder crackling and the foghorn-heavy soundtrack from Inception. The 20-something woman who climbed into the back seat was and a lace corset protruding from her jacket. We traveled in awkward silence to Jakes parents basespotlights. Meanwhile, I changed into a suit to look more like a masochistic Wall Street tycoon. take would set a precedent for the shoot. Suddenly, a horse whip stung my shoulder, and I blurted out four-letter words that arent appropriate for a newspaper column, even one about dominatrices. Just as I was about to inhale, the whip cracked against my spine and lower back. She yanked my hair, pulled me toward her and kicked over the bench for the coup de grace. For the next 180 minutes I endured swats and slaps. When a camera man complimented my acting abilities, I told him I was talentless. The yelling was real. Although I didnt speak to the dominatrix during the shoot, I thought I should say I met you a few hours ago, I said, shaking her hand. But I feel like Ive known you for a really long time. Once my bruises faded, I realized that woman in a corset seniors: There will be times when life binds, gags and whips you, but at least youll get a story out of it. Cody Romano is a UF public relations senior. His columns appear Thursdays.My visit with a dominatrixIf you arent feeling the pain of Summer A tests yet, youll feel it soon. If the tests dont get to you, then maybe the stray bear in Gainesville will. If youre still standing after that, then look out because were tossing our...Darts & LaurelsIt especially hurts to get snagged by the darts. Well start off this weeks salvo with some excellent news from the science front. Researchers at Cambridge ers disease. This discovery may be a critical stepping stone in the formulation of an effective treatment. In other science news, NASA granted Systems and Materials Research Corporation $125,000 to develop a 3-D food the predecessor to the food replicating machine from Star Trek! We give a LAUREL to the scientists of the world for working to solve mankinds problems, including the lack of 3-D-printed pizza. Last week Minnesota legalized gay marriage making it the 12th state in the Union to legalize gay marriage. Our favorite Minnesotan, Michele Bachmann, said in a press statement that the move denies religious liberty to people who believe in traditional marriage and who do not want to be forced to violate their conscience and sincerely held religious beliefs. For still embracing bogus, bigoted arguments, we toss Bachmann a rainbow-colored, bedazzled DART. The Obama administration announced this week that it would be supporting a shield law for journalists who the wake of a bad week between Obama and the media after the Department of Justice seized phone records from the Associated Press. We give a dont-think-weve-let-ourguard-down FLART to the president in hopes that hell do more than support us in word when the time comes. Do you remember Yahoo? The once-Internet-giant seems to have fallen a few paces behind the rest in recent years. This week, Yahoo purchased the widely popular blogging site Tumblr. The site was sold for a whopping sum of $1.1 billion. Who knew that pictures of food, cats and hot people were worth that much? Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer made an encouraging post on her own Tumblr blog earlier this week: We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. We give a thats-the-spirit LAUREL to Yahoo for promising to keep Tumblr just the way it is. Finally, we would like to hand a LAUREL to each and every person who lost a loved one in the recent tornado in Oklahoma. The scale-topping tornado struck suburban Oklahoma and left empty lots where buildings once stood. Despite our technology and advancements, our Tumblr blogs and printed pizza, nature is still a force to be reckoned with. But so is human compassion. Remember that and spread the summer love, Gators! Cody Romanoopinions@alligator.org

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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 7 Chinese philosopher Confucius said, Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. Well I believe if you choose a major you love, you will never have to study a day in your life. If youre anything like me, schoolwork has kept you up all night more times than partying has. Twenty-four-hour Library West and overcaffeinated beverages are, at times, your two best friends. Your eyes are bloodshot from watching lectures, not from late-night drinking. And all you want to do is sleep but you dont. You do what you need to do to get the work done. Gradually, the unmet requirements section on your degree audit will disappear, and your sight-for-sore-eyes green check marks that walk across the stage a UF graduate.The hours and hours of studying, sleepless nights, and thousands of dollars of your parents money gree. But will it truly be worth it if the degree you dont enjoy? As an impressionable 18 year old, I convinced myself I was going to be a doctor, so I decided to become a biology major. I wanted the $150,000or moreyearly salary. I wanted the word doctor in front of my name. I envisioned my nonexistent children proudly telling classmates their dad was a doctor. But hating every minute of it, I began to consider a change. I decided to think about what I enjoyed doing the most. I love to read, and I love to write, so why not become an English major? I chose my new major based on what I enjoy doing, and here I am four years later doing what I love and couldnt be happier. Most college students believe they are chasing happiness by choosing a major that would allow them to attain high-paying careers. But I would argue that the main reason most people are so determined to attain monetary wealth is because they believe it will result in happiness. Success in the United States has become practically synonymous with the word rich. If someone says that a person is successful, the next question is likely an inquiry into his or her profession. But are the most successful people truly the people who have climbed the ladder the highstability is surely a key component to success, happiness should be peoples main objective in life. piness, and rightfully so. Individual contentment varies from person to person. However, I personally subscribe to Aristotles universal ed, Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. Notice that there is no mention of If every career paid the same amount, which career would you choose? Are you pursuing the societal notion of success or are you pursuing your own individual happiness? Patrick Ryan is a UF English senior. His columns appear Thursdays.Take a cue from AristotleColumnPatrick Ryanopinions@alligator.org Letters to the EditorPolitical ideologies are not the answer According to an opinion column written by T. Emmett Ryan, it is time feminists embrace laissez-faire capitalism, or, as it is known to others, rampant capitalare completely free from state intervention. Did you hear that, ladies? We ought to stop nagging legislators to promote gender equality in the workplace. Instead, we should just shrug our shoulders and accept the fact that women are a commodity of lesser value. In the utopia envisioned by Ryan, an employer can hire anyone he or she wants for any reason and at any wage. In our economy, men just happen to be at a higher value than women, so it only makes sense for them to earn more in wages. If a woman wants to be competitive in this market, her best option would be to accept a lower wage. Doesnt that sound empowering? Ryans logic for this is completely sound according to the fundamental laws that govern markets. In order for a state to enforce an equal-pay act, the state would have to assume the cost of labor in a given market and redistribute wealth from the in which women are a lower-valued comequal to that of men would likewise reduce than it ought to be, a sexist employer will simply not hire her. Following this argument, the only way a woman can compete in such a market would be to accept a lower wage and the lower standard of living that comes along with that wage. From a purely economic viewpoint in else, this makes complete sense. However, Ryan is failing to understand that if we lived in a laissez-faire economy for example if he were to work at a burger joint he would probably earn less than a dollar by the hour since the minimum wage places the wage way above economic equilibrium. He is also failing to understand that sexism, as well as all forms of discrimination, operates systematically. This means sexism is not simply one or a few individuals committing acts of discrimination. It means sexism is a learned behavior reinforced daily by education, all forms of media and in some cases, laws. Women are not earning 76 cents to each dollar earned by a man because her employer is sexist it is instead because we live in a society that places men at a higher value than women. In fact, Ryan said it himself. According to his article, a womans competitive wage is lower, implying that a mans labor is worth more. The only way to truly empower women is not to embrace a political ideology, whether right-winged or leftwinged. Instead, we need to stop thinking about human beings as units of economic value. We need to start thinking of women and men not as opposites which are intrinsically different from each other, but as human beings who are valuable because all humans are valuable. Sara Nettle is a UF economics sophomore.

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8, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 Alex Catalano / Alligator StaffJuan and Annie Jones, of Lake City, eat an early dinner with their children at the Wingstop on Southwest 20th Avenue. The opening of two additional branches in the Gainesville area is currently in the works. LOCAL GEBRIA BOOKERAlligator Contributing WriterHomestyle chain restaurant Wingstop isnt chicken about expanding in Gainesville. The national chicken wing chain recently signed a development agreement with local businessman Stan Given that will bring two new locations to the Gainesville area. Given, who owns the Wingstop at 4310 SW 20th Ave., as well as the local Heavenly Ham and Flying Biscuit Cafe franchises, said he anticipates a strong showing at the opening. Theres no other concept like Wingstop in Gainesville, Given said. Our restaurant has a great foland sports fans will continue lining up as we open new locations. Given said the details for the opening of the two new restaurants are still being negotiated. Sydney Spofford, a 17-year-old UF freshman from Jensen Beach, Fla., said Wingstops expansion will give students another opportunity to go somewhere new to eat. Although shes visited Wingstop before, Spofford said she want to try vors that coat the cooked-to-order chicken and homestyle side dishes. I would like to try the different thing new that I have never tried, she said. Journa Cobite, a 20-year-old UF sociology junior, said the new locations can give incoming freshmen more options, as well as boost the customer base. With the expansion of their new locations, Wingstop will be able to gain new customers, she said.Wingstop expands with two more locations KELCEE GRIFFISAlligator Staff WriterA Miami Beach man was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly bought three bags of dog food stuffed with about $1,800 of stolen shaving supplies. Heriberto Enriquez, 39, tried to leave the Super Walmart near Waldo Road with the shaving supplies concealed inside the bags, according to a Gainesville Police Department arrest report. Surveillance video shows Enriquez stashing the products into the bags of dog food, according to the report. Enriquez paid for the dog food, according to the report, and began to walk out of the store. As Enriquez passed the registers, WalMart employee Brent Chewning told Enriquez to stop, according to the report, and Enriquez complied. He was arrested at about 3 p.m. and booked into the Alachua County Jail on charges of grand theft. During questioning, Enriquez said he was released from prison the previous week, according to the report. This is the way I make money, Enriquez said, according to the report. As of press time, he remained in jail with a bond of $10,000. Man has close shave with GPD at Walmart PARKING AT THE OCONNELL CENTER WILL BE MOST AFFECTED. ROSANNA DEL CIOPPOAlligator Contributing WriterStudents and faculty may need to use alternative parking locations from Friday to Sunday. The Jehovahs Witnesses convention is coming to the Stephen C. OConnell Center. Half of the OConnell Center west lot will be reserved for the convention Friday, according to a news release. However, students, faculty and attendOConnell Center main parking lot, Garage 7, the commuter lot on Gale Lemerand Drive, the UF Law east and west commuter lots and Fraternity Row. On Saturday and Sunday, in addition to the parking spaces offered Friday, spaces served basis in the OConnell Center north lot and garage, the engineering complex lot and the UF Bookstore and Welcome Center garage. The event will draw about 7,500 people throughout the three days, according to the release. I believe a lot of students may go home, which will alleviate some of the problem. So perhaps it will balance out, said 21-year-old UF food and resource economics senior Jacob Bogue.Jehovahs Witnesses convention to tie up parking I believe a lot of students may go home, which will alleviate some of the problem. So perhaps it will balance out.Jacob BogueUF food and resource economics seniorCRIME

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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 9 CAMPUS ALEXA VOLLANDAlligator Staff WriterNew shower shoes wont be necessary. A fake poster with the UF Housing & Residence Education logo has been circulating the Web, showcasing a very happy Albert. The image, which illustrates a horny reptile with his hands down his pants, urges students to Try the Abstaining Alligator Challange. The poster asks if students can restrain themselves from masturbating in the shower for at least one week. However, Sharon Blansett, assistant to the Associate Vice President for Student Affairs, said the image Given the Internet source of the image (www.imgur.com), this is obviously a spoof message, she wrote in an email. with a fake masturbation notice. Other schools that had similar memes include Pennsylvania State University, North Carolina State University and Florida State University. Dylan Sutton, a resident assistant at East Hall, said he has never seen the poster before. Sutton said masturbating has not been an issue in his dorm showers, and he didnt think it was a problem in other dorms on campus. I think its hysterical, said the 20-year-old UF environmental engineering junior. I dont think housing made it, but its really funny. Sutton said it never crossed his mind how he would handle this situation if it happened in his dorm. I pray I dont have to deal with it, he said. Contact Alexa Volland at avolland@alligator.org.Health-related poster not UF-sponsoredCourtesy of imgur.comPhotographs of this poster have been circulating on social media channels from the image-sharing website, www.imgur.com. EMILY BUCHANANAlligator Contributing WriterWhen one of Gainesvilles public pools opens for the season on Friday, a new feature will make a splash: a climbing wall. The city added a 16-foot Kersplash climbing wall to the Andrew R. Mickle Sr., Pool. Gainesville Recreation Manager Shannon Keleher said the wall is one of two in the state. The real story behind Mickle Pool, and behind the wall in general, is that were trying to generate more interfor the pool, she said. Keleher said the city decided to add the wall to Mickle Pool because admission prices were the lowest of the city pools, and it would be the easiest place to generate revenue. Its a new attraction something that people havent seen before, which draws interest in the community to come to the pool, said Eden McGuire, an 18-year-old Santa Fe College health sciences sophomore. McGuire, who has worked as a lifeguard for two years, said the climbing wall should attract more swimmers this summer. Although the addition of the wall also means more pool rules for children, Keleher said it shouldnt restrict the good times. Having the rules will let the kids still have fun, but ensure their safety, she said. The Mickle Pool is located at T.B. McPherson Recreation Center on 1717 SE 15th St. Admission is $2.45 for adults and $1.35 for youth. McPherson recreation adds climbing wall IT RECOMMENDS STATES LOWER BAC LEVEL FROM 0.08 TO 0.05. KELCEE GRIFFISAlligator Staff WriterA national recommendation to tighten standards that constitute drunken driving The National Transportation Safety Board recently recommended that states lower the legal limit of blood alcohol content that indicates drunken driving currently 0.08 nationwide to 0.05. More than 100 countries on six continents have BAC level limits set at 0.05 or lower, according to a board press release. The research clearly shows that drivers with a [BAC] above 0.05 are impaired and volved in a crash where someone is killed or injured, said NTSB chairwoman Deborah Hersman, according to the press release. However, Gainesville Police Department the limit would not necessarily affect DUI enforcement in Florida. Tobias said Floridas DUI law involves two conditions to be considered drunk at the wheel: The driver must either score a BAC level of 0.08 on a breath test or display signs of impairment. For us, honestly, a BAC is an icing on the cake, Tobias said. The actual number showing that they are impaired. State Rep. Keith Perry said talk of changing the limit surfaced during session in TalHowever, he said managing the DUI limit could present an effective way to encourage safe driving. We certainly need to look at every possibility of using that without being overly restrictive, he said. org.National board suggests tightening DUI requirements The real story behind Mickle Pool, and behind the wall in general, is that were trying to generate more interest and more walkShannon KeleherGainesville Recreation managerPerry

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10, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 Be a part of something BIG GIVE B LOOD.Over 1,000 people gathered to form one of needs just as many donors per week to meet call 888.795.2707 Photo by Photography 35 Alex Catalano / Alligator StaffSkaters and participants in the Morning Milers wait to skate on the sidelines during the award ceremony of the Third Annual Morning Mile Skate Party at the Skate Station Funworks off Newberry Road. IT BRINGS A GRAPHICAL APPROACH. ELLEN VILLAFUERTEAlligator Contributing WriterFiguring out statistical data just became a lot easier, thanks to Statista. The George A. Smathers Libraries recently became a subscriber to www.statista.com, a portal that allows students and faculty to access data from some 60,000 different topics. This is an index that has thousands of data displayed in a user-friendly form, allowing you to utilize it in different ways, said UF business librarian Peter McKay. Any graphical data found on the website can be downloaded as a JPEG to PowerPoint or Excel. It can also be printed and viewed in different formats, like bar and line graphs. It is a very powerful tool, McKay said. I think allowing students access to this program will help them understand statistics and the numbers behind it all, said Alexandra Webel, a 20-year-old UF mathematics and statistics junior. understand, but when they are presented with a topic they are interested in, they begin to understand what the numbers and results signify, Webel said. The website can be accessed whether on or off campus. Students entering the website on campus have instant access. If accessing it while at home, students can enter Statista through the Smathers Libraries website using their GatorLink login information.New stats portal available

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theAvenue THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/THE_AVENUE Couldnt attend the Alligator open house Monday?: If you are a photographer, writer or interested in getting involved at the Alligator, send an email to the department you wish to get involved in. If interested in the Avenue, contact mkahan@alligator.org.Whats inside: What to Watch this week, pg 12 Mediocre Advice, pg 14 YouTube charges for channels, pg 16 Follow the Avenue on Twitter: @AlligatorAvenue Like our Facebook page: www.facebook.com/ alligatoravenue KATHLEEN BOYLEAvenue WriterAttention reality TV junkies: Think youve heard all there is to know about the casts of MTVs most notorious reality shows 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom? Have you watched every episode more than once, perused the tabloids and blog headlines, followed the tweets, and perhaps even Googled paparazzi photos more times than youd like to admit? Never fear, youre not alone. And to amp up your addiction a little more, reality TV blogger Ashley Majeski has joined forces with Sean Daly, New York Post journalist and former TMZ producer, to bring you the book, Teen and Scandals from MTVs Most Controversial Show. A no-nonsense, tell-all book brimming with behindthe-scenes gossip that cameras didnt capture, Teen insights about moms Amber Portwood, Jenelle Evans, Kailyn Lowry, Maci Bookout, Farrah Abraham, Catelynn Lowell, Chelsea Houska and Leah Messer that will shock even the most die-hard fans. From the sonograms to the weddings and breakups, Majeski and Daly have put together a collection of tidbits that give a frank representation of life for teen moms, both on and off the screen. The 17 chapters of this book also include rather disheartening statistics about the young moms featured throughout the show. For example, 25 percent of the mothers have been arrested and 56 percent of their marriages have ended in divorce. But perhaps the most striking information unveiled in shared between the cast and television show producers. For example, Kaitlyn Lowry said, The scene where I tell [my boyfriend] Jordan about cheating on him was re-enacted. Thats why I was so coldhearted. There was a point that I wanted to quit and rip up my contract because of the way they treated me. In circumstances like these, readers are invited to take a critical look at the construction of shows marketed as observations of reality. creases ratings but at what expense? Teen Mom Conadolescent parents, yet in this dramatic equation it seems as though the catalyst for the shows premise is overlooked the child. held about reality television while divulging brutal lengths taken in order to sattainment.New book reveals shows secretsCourtesy to the Alligator of the Meme Week IF YOU CANT AFFORD A CAB RIDE HOME Actual Advice Mallard YOU CANT AFFORD TO GO OUT DRINKING IF YOU GET MUGGED SO OFTEN THAT YOU CARRY A DECOY WALLET MOVE ITS GOING TERRIBLY UNTIL THEY TELL YOU THEY GOT A NEW JOB DONT ASK SOMEONE HOW THEIR JOB SEARCH IS GOING DONT TRY TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN WOMEN UNDERSTAND WOMEN AND THEY HATE EACH OTHERthis week:

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12, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 MEGHAN PRYCEAvenue Writer The end is near. The epic story of the Wolf Pack ends this summer, and thats why this weeks What to Watch movie is The Hangover Part III. The trilogy, which is now in theater, has a new plot that will be a breath of fresh air for its audience. Some fans complained that the plots of the time, the storyline in part three doesnt revolve around a bachelor party or a wedding. midlife crisis after his father dies. The Wolf Pack sets out on a road trip to drop Alan off at a treatment facility. As always, mayhem and trouble follow these friends everywhere. Im not a fan of sequels because they can become boring and tedious. The Hangover is an exception because it keeps me laughing for days. For months my friends and I would imitate our favorite quotes of the movie. You probably get this a lot. This isnt the real ie. These #Alanisms, which are trending on Twitter, are sure to be the highlight of the trilogy. The movie also features stars new to The Hangover team, such as Melissa McCarthy from Identity Theft and John Goodman from the television series Roseanne. New and old stars return for an enjoyable ending to a hilarious comedy.What to Watch This Week: The Hangover Part III Associated Press / FoxThis undated Fox publicity image shows employees of Velocity Merchant Services in Downers Grove, Ill., in a scene from reality series Does Someone Have to Go? In the show, employees of small businesses are compelled to rat out underperforming colleagues and put their jobs at risk. The series premiers at 8 p.m. EST on Fox. HANGOVER KNOW ABOUT THE1. Although he considered it, director Todd Phillips didnt hire Lindsay Lohan as the stripper Heather Graham played because Phillips felt Lohan was too young. She was 22 years old at the time of casting. 2. Ed Helms missing tooth in the second movie? That was real. A dentist removed a tooth implant Helms got when he was 15 years old. 6. Bradley Cooper volunteered to have Ken Jeong jump on him naked in the scene where Jeong leaps out of the trunk. 5. Multiple big-name stars passed up the role of Alan. Jonah Hill, Jake Gyllenhaal and Thomas Haden Church were in line for the role, as well as Jack Black and Paul though, right? 4. The Hangover originated as a script in 2007 called 3. Mike Tyson was involved with drugs at the time of casting The Hangover and didnt quite realize how big of a motion picture he agreed to be in was. 7. Spoiler alert: No one blacks out in The Hangover Part III. Now theres a change... 8. In The Hangover, the band playing at Dougs wedding also appeared in Old School and Starsky and Hutch.

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14, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 This column is provided by Ariel Barnes, a 22-year-old majoring in international studies. Would you like to get some Mediocre Advice? Visit http://mediocreadvicegators.tumblr.com/ask Ariel Barnes Dear Mediocre Advice, Is it unreasonable to want your girlfriend to limit pet names to you, people of her same sex and relatives? Obviously, theres some leeway here, but using the same pet name on me and on an other male of the same general age feels pretty shitty. Dear Friend, Her use of pet names is generalizing you with some guy who isnt her boyfriend. This may cause jealousy and insecurities. If shes going to call you a pet name, it shouldnt be used as a nickname for every guy she knows. Whether its Doo-doo Face or Sugar D**k, you should get your own pet name or none at all. Pet names are an excuse for her to call you something other than your proper name and replace it with something she thinks sounds cute. Think about whatever pet name she calls you and ask yourself if you really want to be ad dressed as that. If its got anything to do with sweets or animals, Id opt out. You are not a pet, you are her boyfriend, and she should treat you differently from other men. Dear Mediocre Advice, How do I not smell like a turd after being outside for 5 minutes in this hell weather? Dear Friend, You will smell like a ba bys used diaper at least once during the sweet sum mer of Florida. You can put on all the deodorant or per fume you want, but your natural body odor will eventu ally leak and people will be offended. There is a way to avoid this undesirable situation. The moment you think your body odor is getting out of control and someone is there to smell it, just run away. This trick is called Forrest Gumping running away from an unwanted situation. Forrest Gumping is not limited to running away when you dont want people to smell your awful cat-poop body odor. This tactic can be used when you see an ex coming toward you or when someone is getting a little too clingy at a bar. Its a shame come back to haunt you, but I guarantee no one will be able to smell you if you run away from them. Dear Mediocre Advice, I really want a dog, but I am still a full-time student and gone long hours most days. Should I hold off until I have a more stable living situation? Is a rescue dog really better off at a shelter than with a loving owner who just happens to not have the most ideal schedule for a pet? Dear Mediocre Advice, What is the proper etiquette for getting the beer shits when youre out at a club or bar? Hold it and hope you dont ex plode, leave and run to a public restroom somewhere else, or just try to poop quickly in the crowded bathroom and pray no one ties the smell to you? Dear Friend, There are two things in nitely make me cry: the the bond between a hu man and a dog. Its a kind of companionship so great you wonder how you ever lived without it. A dog in a loving home is better than in a cage accompanied by likely death. You wouldnt a dog while swamped with school work. Even if you cant dedicate that much time to a dog or you have a small apartment, its still better than a dog being stuck in a cage all day with limited play time. At some shelters, dogs are lucky if there are volunteers to take them out once a day. Try fostering a dog and if you think you can handle it adopt! Dear Friend, Here are a few advantages that a club or bar provides when youre in such a sticky situation: loud music, the smell of liquor and smoke, and the fact that everyone is drunk. The loud music will cover up whatever unfortunate sounds that may resonate from your stall. The natural smell of a dirty club will cover up your dirty smell. Thanks to liquor the one thing that keeps these clubs and bars in busi ness maybe only one per son will tie the smell you left in the bathroom to you. Keep in mind that the people in line are not poop detectives trying dump. Nobody wants to know or cares who the cul prit is. Bathrooms are where we dispose human waste. If someone calls you out, tell them that it cant always smell like roses in there. Beer shits only come out one way. COURSE REQUIRED REGARDLESS OF MAJOR. ELIZABeETH BBROWNAvenue WriterFreshmen will need to make sure their schedules include What is the Good Life in upcoming semesters. The interdisciplinary humanities class will be required for the second year in a row. Andrew Wolpert, humanities common course director, Its been a huge success developing this core curriculum, Wolpert said. He said about 6,800 freshmen are expected to enroll in What is the Good Life in the next academic year. The 2012 Summer B term marked course for incoming freshmen. The class poses philosophical questions to students and zooms in on the arts, religion and sustainability. Wolpert said that the student response was mixed, and most negative comments stemmed from the fact that the class is required. John Maze, UF architecture professor and an instructor of What is the Good Life, said the course pushes students out of their comfort zones. We try to expose you to as many viewpoints as possible, he said. Jillian Briceno, a 19-year-old UF biology sophomore, said the class differed from her usual scienceheavy schedule. It is a way to broaden perspectives, so I see why they have it, Briceno said. Lisa Paper, a 20-year-old UF journalism sophomore, said she enjoyed the class, but the workload was heavy. There was too much reading each week, Paper said. I think it just overwhelmed people, so they didnt want to read it. The course was made mandatory by the University Curriculum Committee. About 6,300 students were enrolled in the class in Fall and Spring of the 2012-2013 school year. Wolpert said he is looking to enhance the course by getting students more engaged and shrinking lecture class sizes. The goals of the requirement were to unite freshmen and educate students about the humanities. Its been an enormous learning experience, Wolpert said. Were very pleased with how things went.What is the Good Life still required for incoming freshmen

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SIGAL CARMENATEAlligator BloggerMoney. It burns a hole in your pocket. It is the root of all evil. And for some strange reason, you put it where your mouth is. You feel its rasp as you slide it thumb. You watch as the plastic skids perfectly through the card reader. As college students, money is pivotal to us. Without it, we cant attend school. No housing, no food, no going out to Karma Cream at 1 a.m to eat a mediumsized Mexican chocolate ice cream at $4.60 a pop and staring at subliminal artwork while questioning your choice of major. The truth is many students, including myself, have a hard time managing and budgeting our money so that we can purchase all the necessities we actually need. Looking at your bank account at the end of the semester or even in the middle of it can make you want to punch yourself. Dont punch yourself: Get the Mint budgeting app. Instead of keeping receipts in a shoe box or going online to check your transactions every day, you can download Mint on your smartphone and have your bank account viewable in an instant while simultaneously viewing where the money went (toward what merchant, as the app labels it). With the app, you can see how much money you wasted in the past month, coupled with an illustration of a type of cash meter that continually grows every time money is spent until it reaches full capacity, at which point you receive a phone alert. Think of it as ammo gauge in Call of Duty, which you spent 50 bucks on last week. By seeing the meter, you think twice about spending your money. With the app, you can program the maximum amount you want to spend in a month for transit, food, shopping -or any other category you wish to add -and you receive advice and alerts if youve gone over your monthly budget. Handling your money in a lot harder than it sounds. Were constantly being encouraged to spend our money without giving a second thought to existing coupons or daily deals. Mint can even help you with that. By getting a sense of what merchant your money primarily goes to, Mint can provide coupons and handy tips to help you save a little bit. Why go through the long process of checking receipts when youre an app away from becoming a thrifty connoisseur?Budgeting for the typical college student: think then spend best of the blogs THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 15

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Vonecia Carswell / AvenueDemetrick Williams, 6, sits in a military vehicle during the fourth annual Sweet Dreams Touch-AVONECIA CARSWELLAvenue WriterHundreds of dreams were brought to life Saturday at the fourth annual Sweet Dreams Touch-ATruck. Horns honked as families walked through the maze of service vehicles on Citizens Field. The event provided children with a hands-on educational experience, allowing them to climb into and onto any vehicle of their choice. This is fabulous, TJ Mong, 8, said as he hopped on the laurel green Fish and Wildlife Conservation airboat. How does this work? Andrew Dube, 3, asked He loves trucks, Andrews father, Matt Dube, said. Its a good way for him to see the real thing and see how this equipment is used. And I want to give him a broader perspective on life. toward the white picnic tables where Gainesville which they collected donations. Burn Camp of North Florida, which aims to build a network of support for children who have physical and emotional scars. This is a good chance for another few thousand people to know about us, Rusty Roberts, Camp said. Cassie Null, a 22-year-old burn survivor and and distributing complimentary black and yellow tote bags to share her camp story. You know when you see someone who has the same shirt you have, you go, Oh my gosh! I have that same shirt. Well, were like, Oh my gosh! I have that same burn, Null said. Yeah, its weird, but thats how much we bond. Amigo, and now she serves as a mentor. I got to get both sides, she said. Im not here for me anymore, you know. KATHLEEN BOYLEAvenue WriterNick Ott, a 17-year-old high school student and employee of Orlandos Kona Dog food truck, worked at a fast pace Saturday night in order to meet the needs of his hungry customers. He made the trip north to Gainesville with his co-workers and boss, owner and operator Doug Trovillion. Ott was diligent and upbeat as he described the delectable medley of toppings that characterize the menus quintessential Hula Dog an authentic Hawaiian-style hot dog. The spicy jalapeno hula sauce, coconut sauce and pineapple mustard are really good together, Ott as he bathed the jumbo dog in a bevy of unconventional condiments. Undeterred by the consistently long yet patient line that waited in front of this eatery on wheels, Ott was one of a number of employees who populated the parking lot of High Dive on Saturday for Gainesvilles third Original Food Truck Rally. Hosted by Glory Days Presents!, High Dive and Pelican Brothers food trucks, this well-attended, all-ages event brought together a potpourri of cuisine representative of the varicreations. In addition to Kona Dog, vendors included such carts as Humble Pie, Monsta Lobsta, the Grilled Cheese Wagon, Charlies Snow Shack, Off the Griddle, Go Go Stuff Yourself, Sizzle Wagon, and Pelican Brothers, a year-round presence of High Dives driveway that offers a platter that could satisfy even the pickiest of eaters. A live music and Grow Radio DJ selection enhanced the vibe, making the evenings sounds, sights and smells a pleasurable assortment of sensory overload. Robbie Regenhardt, a 27-yearold UF medical student, had not attended one of the previous two rallies held at High Dive but was inspired by the entrepreneurial spirit that permeated throughout the affair. Ive always enjoyed supporting local businesses, he said between bites of the Hula Dog he was eating. All of the trucks are different, and the food is great. Its almost hard to believe that these chefs can create this kind of food in a kitchen that was once a UPS truck. 16, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013Kathleen Boyle / AvenueKona Dog employee Nick Ott steadily dishes out orders of specialty hot dogs at the third Original Food Truck Rally on Saturday. Along with local vendors Humble Pie and Pelican Brothers, Kona Dog arrived from Orlando ready to feed the masses of people that waited in line throughout the night. Hawaiian hot dogs debut at third Original Food Truck Rally Touch-A-Truck raises awareness for burn victims and survivors BrookeROOKE PerryERRYAvenue WriterCatering to a population that spends just as much time watching television as they do working, sleeping and going to school, it is no surprise that online video sites have begun to charge users to stream their favorite shows and movies. Recently, YouTube began launching 54 pay channels ranging from childrens shows and stations dedicated to pet lovers, to LGBT enterThese channels are supplied by YouTube partners and are priced between 99 cents and $7.99 per month. The average channel cost is $2.99. Users may purchase a subscription per channel using Google Wallet and enjoy a 14-day free-trial period. These channels are not all ad-free but at least 40 are. I think the prices are reasonable, 19-year-old UF public relations sophomore Calli Rudman, who uses YouTube most often to watch music videos and Netwould like better to be able to hand pick a movie because what I want. However, paying for the monthly subscription gets the viewer access to various depending on what the channel delivers. In an interview with the Roger Corman talked about his rejection of Hulu and how he sees promise in YouTube. Cormans channel will begin in June, showing a rotating selection of 30 of his past movies, as well as interviews about his new ones. I believed for many years that the future of motion picture distribution, particularly for the independents, is on the Internet, he said. I think the time is now.YouTube charges for use of 54 channels I believed for many years that the future of motion picture distribution, particularly for the independents, is on the Internet, he said. I think the time is now.Roger Corman only in gainesville

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BUY IT. SELL IT. FIND IT. 373-FIND ClassifiedsTHURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/CLASSIFIEDS Get that rent money rolling in. Place an ad in the Alligator Classifieds to get your place rented out. Call 373-FIND. 2 BLOCKS FROM UF!Starting @ $375/BR All inclusive! Furnished Cable Internet Utilities www.campuswalk.co 352-337-9098 8-14-25-1 Countryside 4 Bd/4 Bth furnished condo on bus route. Bball, vball, pool, spa and fitness room. $425/room, includes $50 utility allowance per/room. Ellie (561)3619600 or ebelliveau@sgczklaw.com  6-6-13-33-1 1BR avail in a great 4BR/4BA newly renovated. newly furn student apt @ Countryside. $350/rm/mo. Starting 8/1/13. Cable, internet incl. Bus rts 9, 35 & 36. Bball, vball, pool, spa and fitness room. Indiv leases for students. 813-731-7747 or jigishanyc@yahoo.com 5-23-13-2-1 COLLEGE ROOMS STARTING AT $400.00 MONTH, 1/1, 2/2, 3/2's UTILITIES INCLUDED NO MOVE IN COST. WE DO SEMISTER LEASING Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 2-7-13-150-1 4BR/4Bth Suites All-inclusive CountrySide at UF All the amenities, util pkg, cable, $375@ call Cindy 352-339-3763. 5-28-13-5-1 Empty Space? Find your next tenants in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND to place your ad today! LOW COST MOVE IN Some utilities furnished. 1BR $350 $380. Call 352-372-1201 or 352-213-3901 8-1412-25-2 Deluxe, Large 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7BR apt/ house, 60 second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House charm. Central AC, washer/dryer included. Wood floors. With Parking. By Private Owner. 352-538-2181 lv message 8-14-13-25-2 ELLIES HOUSES Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or 352-215-4990 12-11-13-167-2 Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. Now leasing 1 & 2 BR AptsJust off SW 20th Ave & 34th Street. 1BR/$450, 2BR/$570. Call 335-7066, visit us on Facebook or Twitter or at madisonon20th.com. 8-14-1325-2 Spacious 1, 2, & 3br starting at $475. Many floor plans, some w/ enclosed patios or balconies. Italian tile, BRs carpeted. DW, W/D hk-ups, verticals, CH/AC. Near bus rte, some walk to UF. Sec 8 accepted 352-332-7700 8-14-13-25-2 Centerpoint 1220 NW 12 ST $450 1BR/1BA 530 SQ.FT. Bike to UF through-tree lined streets or ride the bus located one block away! A true 1/1 close but far enough away from the ruckus of the student ghetto. No application fee, most pets ok. E.F.N. Properties, 352-371-3636 or www.efnproperties.com rentals@efnproperties.com 8-14-13-25-2 LAKEWOOD VILLASLarge 1,2 & 3BR floorplans starting at $665. Free Hi-Speed internet, washer/dryer, fitness center, computer lab, swimming pool etc. M-F 9-6, Sat. 10-3 700 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-371-8009 www.lakewoodvillas.com 8-14-13-25-2 UPPER WESTSIDESpacious 1 & 2 bdrm luxury apts. Walking distance to UF & stadium. Now leasing for fall 2013. Free Hi-Speed internet. Parking avail. 328 NW 14th Street 352-872-4644 www.upperwestsideuf.com 8-14-13-25-2 SPYGLASSIndividual Leases. Furniture pkgs. incl Washer/Dryer & FREE Hi-Speed internet. Rates start at $399. Every unit an end unit. Mon-Fri 9-6 Sat. 10-5 701 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-373-6330 www.spyglassapts.com 8-14-13-25-2 WALK TO UF START SUMMER OR FALL Studios $450-$400 1BR/1BA $550 $525 2BR $650-$850 1 yr lease. SD, NS, NP. Call/Text 352-870-7256 gvll32601@gmail.com 6-20-13-55-2 PETS PARADISE$390 $650. No app or pet fee. 1 & 2BR, privacy fenced. SW. 352-331-2099 6-6-13-41-2 2,3,4 & 5BR HOUSES, BLOCKS TO UF. Rent directly from owner, no intermediary. Pets OK, Available Aug 1st. dalyproperties. com or 352-359-3341/359-5584 5-30-1340-2 2x1 HOUSE 2 blocks to UF. Sorority Row area. Cent AC/HT, W/D, wood floors, DW, deck, fence, parking. Available Aug 16 1 year. Pet +$50 665-8166 $890/month. 5-23-13-32-2 AVAILABLE Summer & Fall WALK TO UF Studios $410 1BRs $405-$510 2BRs $485 Gore Rabell Real Estate 378-1387 www.Gore-Rabell.com 8-14-13-25-2 ** LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION ** 1,2,3 and 4 bedroom houses & apartments available for August. All near UF. Most pets accepted. Call 870-2760 8-14-13-42-2 2br/2ba, 1000sq' house for rent in quiet n'hood; June; close to campus, downtown, I75; built-in bkcases, desk, storage; w/d; galley kitch w/ eat-in counter, stools; encl porch 3625 sw 19 street. call: 352-870-1195 6-413-25-2 COUNTRYSIDE 4BR/4BA, furnished common area. Individual leases available. Main bus route. Unit next to pool. $375/room/mo incl all utils & internet. Available mid-May. 561-718-7637 or 561-582-1031 5-23-1120-2 Walk 1 block to Shands, VA, Vet, dental, nursing, pharmacy Schools; UF Campus. $550 mo. Spacious, Pool, Laundry, One BR $550, 2 BR 650. New carpet, tile, paint, cabinets. 352 284 3873;postj@bellsouth.net 7-30-13-36-2 1BR cottage w/ screened porch.Low cost move in some utils furnished. $475/ mo. Call 352-372-1201 or 352-213-3901 8-14-13-25-2 1/1 Condo/Apt at Campus Edge ($750/ month). Clean, bright, modern, quiet. Walk to campus, Shands, VA, Vet school, SW Rec & more. Appliances incl full size W/D. Pool. Gym. Call/Text 904-568-0221 for details. 5-30-13-10-2 **LARGE APARTMENT NEAR UF **3 or 4 bedrooms & 2 baths. Wood floors, Central heat & air. 116 NW 7th Terrace. $1175/mth. Call 870-2760 or 371-3260 7-213-14-2 Great Location! 3BR home in quiet SW area for August. Wood floors, CH/Air, carport, washer/dryer, huge yard-most pets OK. $990/ mo. Email 3912@cozygator.com; call/text (352)575-4395. Visit www.CozyGator.com 5-30-13-7-2 August: Cute vintage 3BR/2BA house on quiet street in NW; bike to UF/Downtown, wood floors,CH/AC,laundry,D/W. $1200/mo. Email Anita: 1119@cozygator.com, Call/text (352) 575-4395, visit www.cozygator.com 5-30-13-7-2 1BR/1.5BA LOFT APT Fully remodeled. Sparrow condo. Mininmum 1 year lease. Adult or grad student. No pets. $575/mo + 1 mo sec dep in advnce. Available immediately 352-339-4600 6-20-13-12-2 AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY PERFECT FOR GRAD STUDENT. 2 ROOMS, PRIVATE BATHS. 5 min to UF, laundry facilities available. $500/mo, share utilities. Call 352-284-0979 6-20-13-12-2 WALK TO CAMPUS! CLOSE TO SHANDS! 2-3-4 bedroom houses and condos available! Call today to set up an appointment to see your new home. Campus Realty 352692-3800 rentals.campusrealtygroup.com 7-30-13-20-2 $350 Newly Remodeled! ALL INCLUSIVE: Utils, Std CableTV, SecureWiFi, Pvt BR/BA, W/D. Full/Kitchen Furnished Common Area, 43"LCD TV/Stereo. On UF Bus Rte. OPEN MINDED. 954-854-9445, UTGcondos.comy 5-30-13-6-2 COUNTRY VILLAGE APTSGRAD STUDENTS OR UNDERGRADS 1/1, $615/mo incl water & gas. Walk-in or call 352-373-2700 8-14-13-25-2 Apt for rent 2BR/2BA, close to UF. $1100/ mo begins August 2013. Well-maintained by landlord. 2 parking spaces, W/D, no pets. Call Carolyn 352-538-3556 6-13-13-10-2 Live Across from UF! Walk to Midtown! Studios, 1 & 2 Bedrooms Apartments W/D Available* Call Today 371-7777 6-6-13-8-2 2 BEDROOM HOUSES & APARTMENTS* Close to UF & Downtown. Starting at $660/mth. Call 870-2760 8-14-11-24-2 2 bed/2 bath condo at Treehouse Village. New tile floors thru out, washer/dryer, close to UF on bus route, pool, fitness center. See www.treehousevillage.com for layout and info. Email cindy.choate@comcast.net, 813340-8982. $675/mo, $500 deposit. Most pets ok. 6-18-13-10-2 2BR/2BA w Study, Screened porch, end unit (Rockwood Villas) $750/m, close to UF, I-75, shopping and bus; partially furnished, W/D, 904.874.5774 8-29-13-30-2 1BR $500. ADORABLE, SPACIOUS, SPOTLESS, GREEN SPACE, PRIVATE PATIO; ONE STORY; NEAR DOWNTOWN & CAMPUS. QUIET; PREFER GRAD OR MATURE PERSON; NO DOGS; 1807 NW 10TH ST. AVAILABLE NOW; 352 284 3873; POSTJ@BELLSOUTH.NET 7-30-13-19-2 August: Cute & Funky upstairs loft behind Leonardo's 706, six blocks to UF/downtown, rent is $525/mo. Contact Anita: voice/text (352) 575-4395; Email: loft@cozygator.com, Visit www.cozygator.com for more info 5-3013-4-2 Several cute & clean houses & apartments available for August, located in quiet NW areas near UF/Downtown. Rates from $455 per month. Call/Text Anita: 352-575-4395; Anita@cozygator.com; www.cozygator.com 5-30-13-4-2 RIGHT PLACE RIGHT PRICE! 1br from $350 2br from $475 Close to I75,Oaks Mall, Santa Fe, RTS 75, CALL TODAY 352-332-5070 9-3-13-20-2 A CLEAN ROOM$475/mo. Close to schools, shopping, banks. Nice shade tree. Serious NS student 377-5555 5-30-13-3-2 8 BLOCKS TO UFLarge 2BR apt. W/D, Island kitchen. Lots of parking. $750/mo Call 339-4862 8-14-1321-2 Buy 1-3bd Homes From $1000/mo! PreForeclosured and Rent2OWN Homes! Bad Credit OK! Only 500 Credit Score Min! To learn more and access local listings call 1-866-955-0621 5-23-1-2 Dont get stuck with an extra rent payment. Advertise your subleases in the Alligator Classifieds and save yourself some cash. Call 373-FIND. DOWNTOWN APT. 2 Bedroom 2 Bath Fireplace, Balcony Full Size washer and dryer, New Refrigerator, Microwave, Quiet. Pets Allowed. 352*215*6432 5-30-11-7-3 Summer Sublease Walking Distance to UF. Located 7 streets behind Midtown perfect for walking to class and fun on the town. Lease May 5-August 5 $500 a month, home to black lab puppy. Call Allison 904-327-0519 5-23-5-3 IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC! Is your roommate driving you crazy? Find a replacement in the Alligator Classifieds! Beautifully renovated, furnished condo,1 mile from UF, $369/MO includes cable, internet, utilities, pool + fitness room and on bus route, Female roommate needed, 352 262-3291 6-20-13-23-4 1BR in a 2BR/1.5BATH for $300 Monthly Grad Student or Mature Upperclassman Tanglewood Apartments 5 Minutes to UF Private Entrance, Bus Route, Laundry, Kitchen, Basketball & Tennis Courts, Utilities, Internet included 443-939-6198 6-4-13-7-4 Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile home and much more in the ALLIGATOR CLASSIFIEDS! Reach thousands of possible buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over the phone, by fax, email or CHECK OUT PLACING YOUR AD THRU OUR ONLINE AT www.alligator.org. or please call 373Find (373-3463) NEW CONDOS-WALK TO UFFor Info on ALL Condos for Sale, Visit www.UFCONDOS.COM or Matt Price, University Realty, 352-281-3551 8-14-25-5 Condo in gated community fee $126 1b/1b w screen porch w storage room. club house, sports facilities, pool, sauna, Jacuzzi, fitness 24/7, new AC in 2010, Minutes from shopping, restaurants and UF. call Bomsa Florida Homes Realty&Mortgage 352 6658687 6-6-13-7-5 By Owner Chiefland. 5 Fenced Acres, Nice little one bedroom House, CH&A, screen porch, Big Pole Barn w/electric & water, Grandaddy Oaks, park like setting, Very Private. $78,500 Firm. Call 813-285-0182. 5-30-13-3-5 Concrete blk home, 2 lge bedrms,remodeled & updated. Fncd,covered patio,2nd small house for workshop,in-laws? Move in ready. Worth a look! $59,900. Irene Larsson RE Services, 352-373-2605 6-6-13-5-5 Got a new couch?. Sell your old one in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND (3463) to place your ad today. BED QUEEN $120 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still in plastic. Call 352-372-7490 will deliver. 8-14-13-25-6 BED FULL SIZE $100 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic w/warranty. Can deliver. Call 352377-9846 8-14-13-25-6 MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT $400 Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must sell. Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-3727490 8-14-13-25-6 BED KING $200 PILLOWTOP mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never been used, in plastic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can deliver. 8-14-25-6

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18, ALLIGATOR BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can deliver. Retail $4500, must sell, sacrifice $850 (352) 372-7490 8-14-25-6 SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 8-14-25-6 FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/mattress. New, in box. $160 332-9899 ___________________________________. DINETTE SET 5pc $120 Brand new in box. Never used. 352-377-9846 8-14-25-6 **BEDS ALL BRAND NEW** **Full $100 Queen $125 King $200** Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name matching sets not used or refurbished. Still in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516. 8-14-25-6 BEDQUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mattress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver. $130 352-377-9846. 8-14-25-6 BEDROOM SET$300 BRAND NEW Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 8-14-13-25-6 COMPUTER & LAPTOP REPAIRS Network specialists We buy computers and laptops Working and Non-working 378-4009, 607 NW 13th Street 8-14-13-22-7 Sell your old stereo, cell phone, and more in the Electronics Section of the Alligator Classifieds. 373-FIND In the market for a new set of wheels or just looking to add a second to that collection? Want personalized handlebars or a fitted seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds UF Surplus On-Line Auctionsare underwaybikes, computers, furniture, vehicles & more. All individuals interested in bidding go to: SURPLUS.UFL.EDU 392-0370 8-14-13-25-10 GOATS FOR SALECharlie 352-514-9858 8-14-25-10 Guitars and Musical Instruments New, Used and Factory Refurbished Check Us Out Before You Buy!! Leonardo's Music, Micanopy, FL 352-450-0928 Leonardos302.com 8-14-13-25-10 Dubs/Eagles Bar supplies and equip for sale. 6 keg cooler, 2 fridges, microwaves, desk chairs, file cabinets, pool tables, whiskey barrel chairs, and lots more. If interested call 352-372-9767 5-28-13-5-10 A/C WINDOW UNIT 10,000 BTU.Frigidaire from Lowes. Brand new in unopened box. Cost $279 + tax. Sell for $170. 352-336-5808 5-28-2-10 Office and Home Clearance Sale Computer equipment. Electroics, Supplies, Mini frig, furniture, and much more! Good condition and quality items! CASH only ESI 4001 W Newberry Rd. Suite D1, Gainesville, Fri 5-2413 10am 4pm and Sat 5-25-13 9am 1pm 5-23-13-1-10 Alligator Classifieds is the way to get your 2 wheels on the road. Show off your bikes, scooters, and repair services. Call 373-FIND to get your classified in. 8-14-13-25-11 NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS Great Scooters, Service & Prices! 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 Vespa, Genuine, GMW, & More! NS4L.com facebook.com/newscooters4less 8-14-13-25-11 SCOOTER REPAIRNew Scooters 4 Less has LOW repair rates! Will repair any make/model. Close to UF! Pick-ups avail. Cheap oil changes!! 336-1271 8-14-13-25-11 Road Rat Motors Largest Scooter Store in Town! Run by Gator Grads! New scooters starting at $999. 1-2yr warranties with roadside assistance included. 376-6275 RoadRatMotors.com 8-1413-25-11 Road Rat Motors offers FREE pickup service for any paid scooter repair. LOWEST labor rate, quickest turnaround in town! Will repair ANY brand scooter. Free estimates. 3766275. RoadRatMotors.com 8-14-13-25-11 SCOOTER RENTALSRent for a day, week, month or semester. Now renting Buddy scooters too! 352-336-1271 www.gainesvillescooterrentals.com 8-14-13-25-11 Campus Scooters Mobile Sales and Scooter Service. We offer free estimates on all repairs and we come to you. We also have new scooters starting at $799.00 Call us today at 352-263-0425 8-14-13-25-11 SWAMP CYCLES Experienced, Friendly, Affordable Sales/Service Scooters, Motorcycles, ATVs MMI Certfied Staff, Warranty on Repairs swampcycles.com 373-8823 633 NW 13th St 8-14-25-11 Unload your lot. Sell your cars through Alligator Advertising for cheap. 373-FIND or place your ad online at www.alligator.org/ classifieds We Buy Junk Cars Trucks, Vans Titled only Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3191 8-14-25-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO CREDIT CHECK!!!! VEHICLES $800 AND UP! 352-338-1999 8-14-25-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN OVER 150 VEHICLES IN STOCK! CARS, TRUCKS, SUVS, & VANS! 352-338-1999 8-14-25-12 BUY FOR BLOWOUT PRICES & SAVE BIG!!!! VEHICLES STARTING $800!! PRICES NEGOTIABLE!!! 352-338-1999 8-14-25-12 88 LINCOLN TOWNCAR $1999 98 CHEVY ASTRO VAN $2999 00 DODGE INTREPID $2999 00 CHEVY CAVALIER $3999 352-338-1999 8-14-25-12 03 CHEVY MALIBU $3999 04 DODGE INTREPID $4999 04 FORD TAURUS $5999 02 FORD EXPOLORER $6999 352-338-1999 8-14-25-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES NO CREDIT CHECKS!!! CARS, TRUCKS, SUV'S & VANS! 30 DAY WARRANTY!!! 352-375-9090 8-14-25-12 04 NISSAN SENTRA $6999 06 PONTIAC MONTANA $7999 04 GMC ENVOY $8999 04 HONDA ACCORD $8999 352-375-9090 8-14-25-12 03 NISSAN ALTIMA $8999 04 VOLVO S40 $8999 04 FORD F150 $8999 99 MERCEDES ML430 $9999 352-375-9090 8-14-25-12CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED. Call Brandy 352-771-6191 8-14-13-25-12 GOLD GEMS ETCFree Appraisals Top Cash or Trade 40 years in Business OZZIE 352-318-4007 8-14-25-13 UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 8-14-25-13 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5062 if interested.

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ALLIGATOR St. Francis House is a homeless shelter and soup kitchen located in downtown Gainesville, and we are looking for help from volunteers like you. St. Francis House depends on monetary support from individual donors and community businesses in order to help feed the homeless and the hungry.If you are interested in volunteering,please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or sfhcoor@stfrancis.cfcoxmail.comTo make a donation by mail,please send checks payable to St. Francis House P.O. Box 12491 Gainesville, FL 32604 CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED CALL 352-771-6191 8-14-13-25-13 Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 6-13-13-25-13 Advertising Office Manager/ National Account ExecutiveThe Independent Florida Alligator, the largest student run newspaper in the country, is seeking to hire someone with the following qualifications. Full Time position Enthusiastic Detail oriented Excellent organizational skills Office Administrative skills, clerical skills Ability to multitask and meet deadlines Excellent customer service skills Head national sales with the newspaper Ability to train new employees Experienced with Microsoft Office Great communication skills, personable Quick learner Help manage team of constantly changing student sales staff Nonprofit organization Modest Salary Great working environment Generous holiday and vacation benefits Send cover letter and resume to tcarey@alligator.org to be considered for an interview. No phone calls please. EOE part time yard, farm, errands. non-smoker. must have reliable transportation 20-30 hours/week. reply to Tripintoblue@Aol.com 5-23-13-5-14 ASSISTANT/TUTOR Looking an energetic student (math or education major) to tutor girls ages 7, 10, 12 in math/algebra part time as well as providing clerical assistance at a 35 year old publishing company. The position can be part or full time over the summer. Tutoring will be sporadic based on the girls activities over the summer and the down time will be spent doing office support. Please apply online at www.gleim. com/employment. 8-14-13-25-14 WEB PRODUCTIONSeeking staff members for the web production team at alligator.org. Interested candidates should possess the following: Familiarity with media production tools such as Adobe InDesign, Photoshop, Premiere, etc. Familiarity with a web-based CMS and/or web coding basics will receive extra consideration. An ability to learn and work with new programs quickly and efficiently Deep interest in the growth and development of new media Skill in producing not only the written, but audio and visual components of media segments and graphics. The desire to make a lasting impact on a UF tradition in a shifting media landscape. Send all inquiries with resume direct to Evan Walker, Managing Editor/Online at ewalker@alligator.org Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. University of Florida Survey Research Center 720 SW 2nd Ave. Suite 156 Mon-Fri 9am-8pm 392-2908 ext. 105 $9.00/$9.50/hr + Intentive + Paid Training Telephone Interviewing NO SALES Bilinguial SPANISH Speakers Needed http://www.bebr.ufl.edu/survey/hiring 6-6-13-6-14 Daytime Advertising ProductionThe Independent Florida Alligator Advertising Production Department is accepting student applications. Duties include graphic design and organizational layout. Will train, but experience with Adobe InDesign, Photoshop and Illustrator is preferred. Friendly work environment, flexible schedule, with hours between 9 am 5 pm M-F. Must be available to work Summer C and be currently enrolled in classes. A one-year commitment is expected. Fill out an application at the front desk of The Alligator, 1105 W University Ave, M-F 9 am 5 pm. No phone calls, please. Include available work schedule and references. Previous applicants are welcome to reapply with current schedule. EOE Finders Keepers? If you find something, you can place a FREE FOUND AD in our lost & found section. Be kind to someone whos lost what youve found. Call 373-FIND. STAY IN GAINESVILLE A 35 year old publishing company in Gainesville is looking for the following candidates: Admin Asst Software Developer Linux Administrator Customer Service/Sales Reps Marketing/Sales Accounting Editor Accounting Assistant Flight Instructor/Marketing SAT/ACT coordinator Full or part time. Please apply online at www.gleim.com/employment. 8-14-13-2514 What's black and white and read all over?? The Independent Florida Alligator Be part of the sales team of the largest college newspaper in the country by applying to be aPAID SALES REPIf you are enrolled as a UF or SFC student available to work 15-20 hours a week this summer, and are eager to gain valuable sales experience,Don't have that much time?Apply to be aINTERNIf you are enrolled as a UF or SFC student available to work 10-12 hours a week this summer, and are eager to gain valuable sales experience, Stop by the Alligator, 1105 W. University Avenue, to fill out an application and class schedule or email resume to advertising@alligator.org. We will contact you for an interview opportunity to get your career jump started! EEO/AA BARTENDING$300 A DAY POTENTIALNo experience necessary, training provided. 800-965-6520 ext 138 8-14-13-25-14 Students in Accounting, Aviation, Business/ Sales and computer science needed for various positions. Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/employment 8-14-1325-14 Food Science and Human Nutrition at the University of Florida is conducting a research study for women 20-40 yo on birth control pills. Compensation given. For details call Bonnie Coats at 273-9014 8-14-13-25-14 CUTTING-EDGE UF RESEARCH STUDY Smokers wanted (1 pack a day for 5 years) Periodontal (gum line) sampling only 5 visits over 2 years; up to 1.5 hr each visit FREE oral exam, up to $160 compensation Call: 352-392-2945 7-30-13-50-14 JANITORIALFT position for apartment complex. Experience required. Great benefit pkg. Apply in person Spyglass Apts. 701 SW 62nd Blvd. DFWP 8-14-13-25-14 LEASING AGENT PTFriendly, energetic person. Experience preferred. Hourly & bonus. Great benefit pkg. Must be available weekends. Apply in person Spyglass Apts. 701 SW 62nd Blvd. DFWP 8-14-13-25-14 NEED NANNY PT: min 2 wks/mon 40hrs/wk, M-F @ $12/hr; starts June 1; 4+yrs & 2yrs; exp; good refs; bkkg ch; other jobs available e-mail resume, pix, & schedule to info@noahsarknanny.com 5-28-11-12-14 GET PAID TO TYPE!! Fast, accurate typists needed for audio transcription. Create your own schedule M-F, 7am to midnight. Pay based on speed and accuracy, $7.79 to over $12. Walking distance to campus. Ideal for PT and Students! Requires 70+ wpm typing speed and a minimum of 16 hours per week. Apply online: www.sbsgrp.com 5-23-1310-14 Go to www.IncomeAtCollege.com now to see how you can work for yourself on your own time. Don't let this opportunity pass you by! 6-11-13-15-14

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20, ALLIGATOR ATTENTION SEDENTARY SMOKERS! UF Smoking Lab & Clinic needs you to participate in study on use of advanced devices to monitor smoking and exercise behavior. If interested, call 336-406-3706 or email fitbit10000@gmail.com 6-20-15-14 SUMMER WORK GREAT PAY$14.50 base/appt -FT/PT openings Customer sales/service all ages 17+ CALL NOW 352-505-9105 8-14-13-26-14 RGIS, LLC PT Hourly Work Flexible schedules$8/hr to start, apply online at RGIS.com 6-14-13-7-14 UNIQUE BUSINESS make money with your own business-unique products-no start-up fee-set your own hours-free website-free lead page-free training-www.funtoberich. com/garya 6-13-13-10-14 F/T Legal Assistant/Receptionist in growing law firm. Computer, writing, and communication skills a must. Please call Carrillo and Carrillo at 352-371-4000. 5-30-13-6-14 7 TEAM LEADERS WANTED! Work from anywhere Biz expanding to N. Fla! Pot'l earning $600+/wk! Very Simple! Must complete screening survey! www.RichGetRicherTour. com (352)427-8892 Mike 5-28-13-5-14 Late Night Computer Operator position available. Visit the About Us section of www.mygtn.tv for more details. GTN is an EEO Compliant/DFWP 5-2313-4-14 Lifeguard, $12.00 hour.Requires current Red Cross Certification. Works weekends in institutional setting. Contact Grady Carthon at (352) 264-8248. 6-20-13-12-14 MEDICAL ASSISTANTPT for a doctor's office. Experience preferred. Email resume to: snpohani@gmail.com 5-28-13-5-14 Computer assistant wanted to help faculty with online course development. Applicants for this position must be familiar with Windows and Microsoft Office applications, Photoshop, and Dreamweaver. Knowledge of HTML/CSS is a plus. A friendly and cheerful attitude is essential for this customer service position. Schedule is flexible. Pay starts at $10.00/hour. Contact Kat Betz katbetz@ ufl.edu. 5-30-13-5-14 VIDEO ASSISTANT / EDITOR wanted at the University of Florida's Center for Instructional Technology and Training. The Video Assistant position requires experience with recording video, lighting, and editing with Premiere. Minimum 20 hours per week, $12.50/hr., between 8am and 6pm, M-F. Please send resume to Joe Nicholson joebn@ufl.edu. 6-14-13-5-14 JVC Broadcasting of Ocala/Gainesville is looking for motivated individuals for positions in Sales,Promotions,and On-air. Please contact Jobs@jvcbroadcasting.com. EEO 5-3013-4-14OCCASIONAL YARD WORKNo lawn. $10/hr. Call 352-373-0489 5-231-14 MEDICAL CAREERS BEGIN HERE TRAIN ONLINE FOR ALLIED HEALTH AND MEDICAL MANAGEMENT. JOB PLACEMENT ASSISTANCE. COMPUTER AND FINANCIAL AID IF QUALIFIED. SCHEV AUTHORIZED. CALL 888-203-3179 WWW.CENTURAONLINE.COM 5-23-1-15 Attend College Online 100%. *Medical, *Business, *Criminal Justice, *Hospitality, *Web. Job placement assistance. Computer and Financial Aid for qualified students. SCHEV authorized. Call 888-203-3179 www.CenturaOnline.com 5-23-1-15 AIRLINES ARE HIRING Train for hands on Aviation Maintenance Career. FAA approved program. Financial aid if qualified Housing available CALL Aviation Institute of Maintenance 866-314-3769 5-23-1-15 AIRLINE CAREERS Train for hands on Aviation Maintenance Career. FAA approved program. Financial aid if qualified Housing available CALL Aviation Institute of Maintenance 866-314-3769 5-23-1-15 HIV ANTIBODY TESTINGAlachua County Health Dept. Call 334-7960 for appt (optional $20 fee) THE TRUE YOU! Lose 8-15 pounds in 4 weeks Only $119! Gain muscle while you lose fat Groups forming now. 339-2199 8-14-25-16 HIV ANTIBODY TESTINGAlachua County Health Dept. Call 334-7960 for appt (optional $20 fee)Family Chiropractic Since 1977. Two blocks from U.F. 373-7070 8-14-25-18 Want to make a connection?Place your ad here to look for someone to share a common interest with or for your true love SHARE RIDENeed someone to share ride with from Belleview, FL to Gainesville, FL. My hours are M-F 8:00 4:30. Call Duane at 352-392-2556. 5-23-13-1-10 Trying to get to and from somewhere? Want to cut back on that gas bill? Place an ad or show off your bus and shuttle service. 373-FIND Furry, feathery, scaly...no, not your roommate...pets. Find or advertise your pets or pet products here in the Pets section of the Alligator. Finders Keepers? If you find something, you can place a FREE FOUND AD in our lost & found section. Be kind to someone whos lost what youve found. Call 373-FIND. Another Saturday night without a date? Read The Alligator. IS YOUR BUSINESS, CLUB OR ORGANIZATION HAVING AN EVENT? DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT? PLACE YOUR AD HERE AND GET IT NOTICED! NOTICE OF PUBLIC MEETING The Metropolitan Transportation Planning Organization (MTPO) for the Gainesville Urbanized Area announces a public meeting to which all interested persons are invited. DATE & TIME: June 3, 2013 at 5:00 p.m. PLACE: Jack Durrance Auditorium, County Administration Building, Gainesville Florida PURPOSE: Regular Business Metting of the MTPO Public participation is solicited without regard to race, color, national origin, sex, age, disability, familial status, religious status, marital status, sexual orientation, or gender identity. Persons who require special accommodations under the Americans with Disabilities Act or persons who require translation services (free of charge) should contact Marlie Sanderson at 352.955.2200, extension 103, at least seven (7) days before the public meeting. 5-23-1-20 Get the party started! Place your Entertainment classified today to get people up and about. Call 373-FIND. Loan originators needed. $10-$12/hr. Students preferred. Evening shifts. Flexible schedule. Apply online at AdvantageHomeLoansCorp. com/jobs or call 352-505-1310 5-30-133-14 Earn $15 cash for completing a 90-minute study. To get study details and find out if you qualify, e-mail Stefani at smpila@ufl.edu. After June 12, e-mail Sabra at spelham@ufl. edu. 6-20-13-9-14 DATA ENTRY/CLERICAL POSITION Full or part time Please apply in person Institute of Veterinary Spec 3603 NW 98th St. Suite A 6-6-5-14 Driver Two raises in first year. Qualify for any portion of $.03/mile quarterly bonus: $.01 Safety, $.01 Production, $.01 MPG. 3 months OTR experience. 800-414-9569 www.driveknight.com 5-23-1-14 DRIVER TRAINEES NEEDED NOW! Learn to drive for US Xpress! Earn $700 per week! No experience needed! Local CDL Traning. Job ready in 15 days! (888)368-1964 5-231-14 Experienced OTR Flatbed Drivers earn 50 up to 55 cpm loaded. $1000 sign on to Qualified drivers. Home most weekends. Call: (843)266-3731 / www.bulldoghiway. com. EOE 5-23-1-14 Want to be a CNA, phlebotomist or pharm tech? Express Training offers courses, days, eve, weekend. All classes live, no videos. Call 352-338-1193 or expresstrainingservices.com 8-14-13-25-15 PERSONAL TRAINING 300 Personal and Group Training Flexible Scheduling Exclusive Facility Call for a free workout 339-2199 8-14-25-15 NEED A LAWYER?SiddiquiLegal.com Private Experienced Affordable 8-14-2515 Horse boarding, $375 mo. From GV/UF 10 minutes. Dressage, stadium, x-country, daytime stall, nighttime turnout. Rider housing available. Barn Family Program to mitigate board and rent. For further information, contact Dibbie at Gator Slide Farm, 352-466-3538 or gtrslfrm@aol.com. Visitors always wwelcome. 5-30-13-6-15 Cleaning Services If you don't have time to clean, Call the Eletronic Machine. 352-871-3806 5-30-5-15 MEDICAL BILLING TRAINEES NEEDED! Train to become a Medical Office Assistant. NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED! Online training gets you Job ready ASAP. 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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG LANDON WATNICK Alligator Staff Writer Forward Will Yeguete underwent arthroscopic debridement on his right knee Wednesday morning at Shands, UF conHis recovery should take about four months, and he could return for the start of preseason Surgery went well!Thank you for your thoughts&prayers I really appreciate it! Another challenge has begun for me! #ComeBack #GoGators, Yeguete posted on his Twitter account (@Will15Yeguete) Wednesday at 3:25 After the season, coach Billy Donovan called tests, the 6-foot-7, 240-pound forward averaged Yeguete is the second UF player to have derwent surgery on his right ankle April 12 to Frazier accepts USA invite: Shooting guard Michael Frazier II will join USA Basketballs Frazier is one of 24 players who will comUSAs training camp will take Training Center in Im really looking forward to competing with some of the best players in the country and trying to earn a place on the team, Frazier percent from three-point range and earned SEC USA Basketball is always looking for good Contact Landon Watnick at lwatnick@alligator. org. Alex Cercone lost her match in the NCAA Singles Championships. Read the story online at alligatorSports.org.Piro loses in NCAA Singles Competition of the NCAA Singles Championships against Washingtons No. 17 Kyle Gators in the MLB Its time for Gators fans to face the for the baseball program since 2007 everyone can acknowledge that this team did not have what it took to win The hitting wasnt there, espeSluggers like Mike Zunino and But the MLB Draft took its toll on the Gators and sapped all of their powCatcher Taylor Gushue was supposed to lead the Gators offense and replace some of the lost power, but have tied for Second baseman Casey Turgeon had a similar season to his 2012 campaign mier player in the Gators offense, The pitching wasnt where it needJonathon Crawford was supposed more season in 2012 that was highconsistency all season, and his ERA Yeguete undergoes surgery ADAM LICHTENSTEIN Alligator Staff Writer With a chance for the Southeastern Conment bid on the line, Florida needed someone We didnt compete at the end, assistant Down by two runs late in the game, the starter Daniel Mengden, who sealed the Aggies (32-25, 15-16 SEC) 6-3 win over the I thought we pitched well enough but we just werent able to do enough offensiveBefore the Gators offense shut down, it an error by Aggies second baseman Blake Albaseman Vickash Ramjit drove him in on a Florida got back-to-back hits from desBader was thrown out at home trying to score The Gators tacked on a third run after the Florida third baseman Josh Tobias singled to start the inning and advanced to third on After second baseman Casey Turgeon bias single was the last ball a Gator hit out After giving up early runs, Mengden The sophomore right-hander struck out a career-best 11 batters and retired the last 13 While Mengden was sitting down Florida batters, the Gators did not get a similar perI thought I made one bad pitch, MaAfter being eliminated from the SEC Tournament, Florida rests its postseason hopes on Weve had our ups and downs, but weve the end of the day, its the committees deciA radio broadcast contributed to this report. Contact Adam Lichtenstein at alichtenstein@ alligator.org. Ryan Jones/Alligator StaffSophomore Johnny Magliozzi pitches against Florida Gulf Coast on Feb. 24. Magliozzi surAS STEIN ON TV UF Bask etball Results not there for UF Adam Lichtensteintwitter: @alichtenstein24 SEE ADAM, PAGE 23

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22, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 PHILIBUSTER Lauren Embrees list of collegiate accomplishments is nothing short of astounding. She is more than simply one of the most successful womens tennis players in program history; Embree deserves mentioning in conversations discussing Floridas best athletes, in any sport, of all time. Im talking the greats: Tebow, Wambach, Noah, Spurrier, and the rest. Thats why Embrees performance this week is nothing short of shocking. With the Gators in contention for their third consecutive national championship Embree hand-delivered the previous two championships with match-clinching victories against Stanford in 2011 and UCLA in 2012 the expectation was the nations No. 1 player would sunset with another piece of hardware. But reality often scoffs at fairy-tale endings. Florida fell into a 3-0 hole against Stanford fore Alex Cercone lost in a three-set war of a match to end UFs season. But the writing was on the wall when Embree walked off the court Read that again: Embree walked off the loss in an NCAA dual match. Before falling 6-0, 6-1 to No. 13 Nicole Gibbs on Monday, Embree had won all 15 of her matches in NCAA dual competition. No surprise, but that stands as a program record. During Embrees four seasons a career capped with the ITA naming her National Senior Player of the Year on Tuesday UF Literally, with a few more breaks or better bounces the Gators could have won four straight titles and become nothing short of a dynasty. Instead, they will have to settle for two championships still enough to be considered the most successful program at UF as of late. Floridas four-year run with Embree was matter how many blue-chip prospects coach Roland Thornqvist can convince to come try to recreate Embrees magic. Contact Phil Heilman at pheilman@alligatorg. org.Embree deserves to be in conversation of all-time UF greats Phil Heilmantwitter: @phillip_heilman Alligator File PhotoLauren Embree reaches for a backhand against Georgia at the USTA/ITA Southeast

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THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 23Ryan Jones/Alligator Staff MLB Draft hurt lineupcurrently sits at 4.03 .90 higher The staff behind Crawford didnt pick up the slack. Nine other pitchers made starts this season, some occasionally showing promise before suffering an injury or going back to the bullpen. Florida struggled to get starters past the middle innings, and many a box score had half a dozen names listed as Florida pitchers. The Gators lack of depth is not necessarily coach Kevin OSullivans fault. He lost the most talented group of upperclassmen Florida baseball has ever seen. Gone were nearly the entire offense, his two top starters and three best bullpen arms. And the major leagues were not done pillaging his team. The Gators lost several top recruits in the draft, as well. Gatorade Player of the Year Lance McCullers Jr. was supposed to take the mound at McKethan Stadium this year, but the Houston Astros took him 41st overall. season. to play at Florida, but went to the Cincinnati Reds 49th overall. He has batted .326 in the Reds system the last two years. The remnants of a good reida freshmen Richie Martin and Harrison Bader were the only starters to hit .300 but the special, once-in-a-class player wasnt there. said after the game Tuesday that the Gators would be dangerous in an NCAA regional. Jockeying for a bid is all well and good, but saying that this team is dangerous to any decent college team is not true. The Gators arent dangerous, theyre just plain mediocre. Contact Adam Lichtenstein at alichtenstein@alligator.org. aADa AM, from page 21TraRA CK aAND FIELD GORDON STREISANDAlligator Writer isnt a sprint its a marathon. Spanning roughly three months with meets scattered throughout, the key ish strong. Its a theme thats evident in events like the mens 10,000-meter. Thanks to freshman Jimmy Clark, Florida has excelled in the mens 10k this outdoor season. Clark was named the Southeastern Conferences Mens Freshman Runner of the Year and a member of the All-Conference First Team. It was nice winning, Clark said. It was a great surprise. Its a great achievement, but theres still a lot of work to do. Clarks production has shot up sigcompeting in two indoor seasons and one season running cross country, Clark never placed better than fourth in any individual event. I wasnt eating the best, Clark said. gler and [nutritionist Kelsee Gomes], I was able to get on a good diet and I lost some weight. Its really helped my running so far. Once outdoor season came around, so did Clark. He earned all of his personal bests this season, and he has won more than half of the events in which he has competed. His most recent victory came ships in Columbia, Mo. Coach Spanglers done a great job with us this year, Clark said. He had cially in the 10k. Clark and the Gators now focus on the seasons penultimate meet the North Carolina A&T State University in Greensboro, N.C. event at the preliminaries advance to the gene, Ore. Gators are currently the top seed in the mens and womens 4x400m relay squads, sophomore Ciarra Brewer in the womens triple jump, senior and NCAAleader Omar Craddock in the mens triple jump, junior Cory McGee in the womens 1,500 meters, freshman Marija Vucenovic in the womens javelin throw and senior Ugonna Ndu in the womens 400-meter hurdles. Ndu, who is also running in the womletes competing in multiple individual events in Greensboro this weekend. The others are junior Darshay Davis in the womens 100 and 200 meters, sophomore Marquis Dendy in the mens long jump and triple jump, junior Lorraine Graham in the womens 100-meter hurdles and long jump and junior Agata Strausa in the womens 1,500and 5,000-meter. Floridas men hope to repeat after Champions the only time the school has garnered the title. Clark said. As a team, we have much bigger goals than just getting to nationwe can score some big points at nationals.Freshman long-distance runner garners conference honorPhoto CCourtesy of UFF CCommunications

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24, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2013 LANDON WATNICKAlligator Staff WriterWhen Taylore Fuller arrived at Florida, the expectations were high. Fuller joined UF as the No. 38 overall player and No. 6 catcher in the Class of 2012, er posted a .778 batting average and recorded 14 home runs, nine doubles, six triples and 33 RBI during her senior year. The Trenton native was named the 2012 Florida Dairy Farmers Class 1A Player of the Year, among other accolades. Fuller did not meet the sky-high expectations as a hitter. As of May 11, Fuller was batting doubles, and two home runs for 14 RBI. gional, Fuller erupted. The freshman doubled her home-run total for the year, knocking both of her solo tion against Hampton and USF. Fuller went 3 of 6 with three RBI and two walks for the weekend, I really had nothing to lose, Fuller said. ing Floridas advantage to 6-1 and putting the contest out of reach for the Pirates. Against USF ace Sara Nevins on Saturday, Fuller led off the second with a solo homer to center. It was only Nevins sixth allowed this year. runs in the inning for an 8-1 lead. third, Fuller began the inning with a double Ive been seeing the ball really well, gether for me. But just being able to produce get really excited for me. Fuller was also hit by a Nevins pitch with the bases loaded on Sunday, scoring a run to give UF a 2-0 lead. With a Super Regional matchup looming against Alabama-Birmingham (40-17) on Saturday at 1 at Katie Seashole Pressly Stadium, Fuller hopes to continue her recent hitting success. She is one of 13 players for No. 2 seed a Super Regional. Were playing her for those moments, coach Tim Walton said. We want more home runs and doubles from her ... She can put a little bit of sock at the end of the lineup. Contact Landon Watnick at lwatnick@alligator.org.WOMENS GOLF RICHARD JOHNSONAlligator WriterIt was a new day on the golf course, but much of the same on the scorecard for Florida in the second round of competition at the NCAA Championships. the leaderboard Wednesday after only improving by one shot from Wednesday. place USC midway through competition. Freshman Ursa Orehek was a round got off to a rough start. and double-bogeyed her third. She recovered with four birdies against the best performance for Florida by two strokes. Im happy with the way Ursa played, coach Emily Bastel said in a release. She hung pretty tough after a slow start. Overall, we had it going for a few stretches. We just havent quite been able to put it together for an entire day, and thats what well be trying to do for the next couple of days and keep moving up. Senior Mia Piccio and sophomore Camilla Hedberg again matched each others scores, but the results were two shots worse than rounds on the day. 2. The senior had three bogeys on the front nine and a double bogey was bookending birdies on holes 10 and 18 of the back nine. Hedbergs day ended poorly afpar or one over. She bogeyed two Junior Elcin Ulu, who was the most consistent ond round, shot ter three straight bogeys on holes No. 2, 3 and 4, Ulu navigated the rest of the course without error, parring the remaining 14 holes. Sophomore Anna Young had a double bogey as well. Her three came on an inconsistent stretch that round. Weve gotten some momentum going, but then something will happen that kills it, Bastel said. This golf course will do that to you. It requires a lot of patience, but there are some unforced errors, too. Its not so much we need them to hit perfect shots every time, but your misses have to be smart. Thats the sign of a good player.Gators fall down the leaderboard at NCAA ChampionshipsRyan Jones/Alligator SS taff UF Softball Ulu