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VOLUME 107 ISSUE 139 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 Today We Inform. You Decide.Not officially associated with the University of Florida Published by Campus Communications, Inc. of Gainesville, Florida FORECAST 2 OPINIONS 6 the AVENUE 7 CLASSIFIEDS 11 CROSSWORD 13 SPORTS 1588 /65The Buried Life stars speak to crowd of about 350 peopleThey were paid $15,000 for the RUB event, pg 3. State ban on race-, gender-selective abortions reviewedIf passed, it will be enacted Oct. 1, pg 5. Jeff Choate was hired as Floridas special teams coordinator and outside linebackers coach on Wednesday, pg 15. JACQUELINE BONDAlligator Contributing WriterE-Learning users will click a lot less after UF Information Technology launches a new version of Sakai this summer. The e-Learning system will be upgraded from Sakai 2.8 to Sakai 2.9 in early May, the morning after Spring course grades are submitted. Douglas Johnson, assistant director for learning services, said his team is excited about the 2.9 upgrade because the improvements are more extensive than those in the past. The 2.9 version is much easier for faculty and students to customize and make it their own, he said. Sakai 2.9 will have a new look and feel: The most-used tools will be instantly accessible, faculty will be able to randomly assign students to groups and the old features will be easier to use, according to the UF e-Learning website. In 2012, 11,322 course sections were taught in e-Learning. Also,1,909 instructors and 42,465 students used the program, according to usage numbers provided by UFIT. Tracy Gale, Communications Transformers: The Ride-3D opens this summer at Universal Orlando. Read the story on page 8.Kelly Logan / Alligator StaffBuild It Brick By BrickJesse Rutherford, 5, plays with Legos on Wednesday afternoon at the Alachua County Library downtown. Lego Club meets from 3 p.m. to 3:45 p.m. Wednesdays. ALEXA VOLLANDAlligator WriterThe 6 percent Florida sales tax cannot be charged on food products, but UFs Provisions on Demand customers were paying a higher bill than necessary. development student, visited the Hubs POD Market about two months ago and was taxed for his protein bar. He purchased a water bottle from the same POD Market about three weeks ago and noticed the tax again. Thats when I questioned the cashier who told me that they didnt know why they charged tax, but that it was that way in all of the stores on campus, Mott wrote in an email. He said a little change can add up, so he emailed Gator Dining Services. On April 4, Bill Zemba, resident district manager of Gator Dining, responded. We are checking with our tax folks to get a determination, the email read. On April 11, Marketing Program Manager Jill Rodriguez said the issue came from a coding problem and has been resolved. UF spokeswoman Janine Sikes said she didnt know how long the added tax was in place, but Aramark should comply with all state tax laws. Mott said he was stunned no one recognized the illegality of the added charges. While theres really no way to reimburse patrons for the overcharge, theyve at least recognized the problem and put a stop to it, he said. Contact Alexa Volland at avolland@alligator. org.UF POD markets revoke illegal tax on all food products While theres really no way to reimburse patrons for the overcharge, theyve at least recognized the problem and put a stop to it.Chris Mott development studentIt was a 6 percent sales tax IT WAS 16 DAYS LONG. ROSANNA DEL CIOPPOAlligator Contributing WriterDuring the March Click It or ramped up their efforts to ticket drivers who failed to use their seat belts. Eighty-two seat belt citations were issued during the course of the campaign, according to vid Watson. Prior to the 16-day event, the safety belt usage rate survey reported 93 percent. The post-campaign survey rate was 97 percent, he wrote. Seat belt citations are more prevalent during the campaign, UPD Lt. Greg Streukens said. The goal is to have no violations. It would be wonderful if there were no violators, he said. Unfortunately, with the busy lifestyle people have nowadays, it slips their mind. The Click It or Ticket programs visibility and enforcement is credited with helping increase national seat belt usage. In 2011, usage was reported at 84 percent, and by 2012, it reached 86 percent, according to the National Occupant Protection Use Survey. People who wore seat belts in the Southern states increased from 80 percent in 2011 to 85 percent in 2012. The campaign is a collective attempt among the Florida Department of Transportation, Safety Administration and law enforcement agencies across the state. Nina Barker, interim director for the Florida Transportation Technology Transfer Center, said the campaign makes drivers realize the law. I can only hope that it will increase the compliance in Gainesville, and ultimately, that will save lives, Barker said. In Florida, not wearing a driver or passenger in the front seat for the sole act of not wearing a seatbelt. cidents occur a few miles from the starting point, Streukens said. On campus, because of slow speeds, most of our accidents occur in parking lots less than 5 mph, he said.Click It or Ticket campaign increases safety belt usage by 4 percentage pointsSEE SAKAI, PAGE 4 SEE TICKET, PAGE 4CAMPUSE-Learning website gets faceliftJohnson

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News Today Subscription Rate: Full Year (All Semesters) $100The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator VOLUME 107 ISSUE 139 ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 TODAYFORECASTTHUNDER STORMS 81/60 RAIN 79/61 RAIN 71/57 PARTLY CLOUDY 89/62 PARTLY CLOUDY 88/65 MONDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY FRIDAY WHATS HAPPENING?Nickys Family at the Hippodrome The documentary Nickys Family will be at the Hipp Cinema for one more day. The film is about Sir Nicholas Winton, who smuggled 669 Jewish Czech and Slovak children just before the outbreak of WWII. It will show at 6:30 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. For tickets and more information, visit www.thehipp.org or call 352375-HIPP. One-Man Star Wars Performances of One-Man Star Wars Trilogy will be at Squitieri Studio Theatre through Saturday. Writer/ performer Charles Ross spent too much of his childhood in a galaxy far, far away, and his adulthood has been no different. In this high-energy, 75-minute solo piece, Ross plays all the characters, recreates the effects, sings the songs, flies the ships and fights both sides of the battles from the original Star Wars trilogy. UF student tickets are $10 and available at the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, at the University Box Office or in the Reitz Union. Tickets are also available by calling 352-3922787. For more information, visit www.performingarts.ufl. edu. DeStress for Success Looking to unwind after a long morning and afternoon? The Institute of HispanicLatino Cultures, RecSports, GatorWell and Theta Nu Xi Multicultural Sorority provides culturally linked, relaxing activities to reduce stress in time for finals. There will be free massages provided by RecSports, snacks, and arts and crafts. The event will be from noon to 2 p.m. at the Institute of Hispanic-Latino Cultures (La Casita), which is across from Library West. 50 Shades of Orange and Blue: A Carnival of Color The Freshman Leadership Council invites freshmen to Yulee Pit from 5 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. for an end-of-the-year celebration to commend the Class of 2016 for a successful first year. This is a relaxed, social gathering to unify the freshman class as the year comes to a close. There will be free food, an ice cream bar, sumo wrestling, a dunk tank and more. For more information, visit www.facebook.com/ FreshmanLeadershipCouncil. The season finale of Turkish movie nights See the last film in the series sponsored by the Center for European Studies Turkish Studies Program, My Father for everyone. This event is free to UF and Santa Fe students. Donations are welcome. Dancin Gators Spring showcase The Dancin Gators Night at the Museum showcase is Friday at the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts. Doors open at 7:30 p.m., and the show starts at 8 p.m. Performances will range from ballet to hula, Bollywood, hip-hop and more. For more information, visit dancingators.weebly.com, or email eneisyr29@ufl.edu with questions. Mountain biking skills clinic Join the Gainesville Velo Vixens in an Introduction to Mountain Biking Skills clinic from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday at San Felasco Hammock Preserve State Park. There is a $20 fee for all participants. A discussion of backcountry preparedness, shared-use etiquette and simple maintenance tips precedes several skills stations. These include proper seated rider position, controlled braking and slowspeed technical maneuvering, etc. For more information, visit www.facebook.com/ events/355311147912427/. Paynes Prairie Earth Day Celebrate Earth Day from 9 a.m. to noon Saturday by taking part in an exotic plant removal. The free event will start at Paynes Prairie Preserve State Park, Gate 31. Provide better habitats for wildlife, and prevent the displacement of native species on Paynes Prairie. Contact Lauren at 804384-8883 to sign up and learn more. Got something going on? Want to see it in this space? Send an email with Whats Happening in the subject line to jglum@alligator.org. To ensure publication in the next days newspaper, please submit the event before 5 p.m. Please model your submissions after above events. Improperly formatted Whats Happening submissions may not appear in the paper. Press releases will not appear in the paper. and My Son. This will be at 5:10 p.m. in Griffin-Floyd Hall, Room 100. Journalist Sadik decides his son Deniz should live with his grandparents in a village. Deniz loves his grandfather and adjusts to rustic life very well. Hopes of peace and joy shatter after they receive some shocking news. Probably the best example of contemporary Turkish drama, My Father and My Son reveals to what extent national events affect everyday life and how people invent ways to cope with drama, political or personal. For more information, contact Emrah Sahin at emrahsahin@ufl.edu. Finding X: Being LGBTQA in STEM Join the UF chapter of Out in Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics at 5:15 p.m. in the Reitz Union, Rooms 346 and 347, for a panel discussion on the state of being an LGBTQA identified person in a STEM field. The event will host panelists from academia and industry who can offer varying perspectives on the topic. For more information, visit www.facebook.com/ events/241111062693423/. FLC Presents Swamp Romp The Freshman Leadership Council invites people to partake in its first green event. At 1 p.m. Friday, go to Lake Alice field for a 2K run with an integrated obstacle course that includes tire flipping, push-ups, medicine ball throws and more as participants stand for the fight against childhood obesity through the Youth Combine of Gainesville. The event is free to attend, but participants are encouraged to register for the activities. Registration is also available the day of the event. For more info, visit www.facebook.com/ events/146799068835860/. Shabbat 1800 Shabbat 1800 will be the largest university Shabbat to hit a U.S. campus. The event will take place at 5:30 p.m. Friday on Flavet Field. The goal is to unite all sectors of Jewish life on campus by bringing together several Jewish organizations and rabbis to offer unique perspectives on Judaism. There will be enough matzo balls

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THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 3 Elise Giordano / Alligator StaffMTVs The Buried Life stars Jonnie Penn and Dave Lingwood, presented by RUB Entertainment and Hello Perfect, speak to students at the Reitz Union Rion Ballroom on Wednesday night. NICOLE GERMANYAlligator Contributing WriterJonnie Penn and Dave Lingwood shared their experiences and advice to motivate students Wednesday night. The two stars from the MTV series The Buried Life spoke to about 350 students at the Rion Ballroom in the Reitz Union. Reitz Union Board Entertainment, which sponsored the event with Hello Perfect, paid Penn and Lingwood $15,000 to speak. We want to help other people do what weve done, Penn said before the event. He said one of the hardest goals they want to achieve is No. 100 on their bucket list: go to outer space. The two other stars of the show, Ben Nemtin and Duncan Penn, were not at the event. Together, the four have crossed off their bucket list goals such as breaking into the Playboy Mansion and opening the 6 oclock news. Its all about enjoying the ride and getting the goals done, obviously as quickly as possible, Lingwood said before the event. Angela Ribbler, a 21-year-old UF public relations senior and Hello Perfect vice president, said she hopes students will be inspired to re-evaluate what is important to them. Hannah Atkinson, a 19-yearold UF environmental science sophomore, said she watched the show when she was younger. Having watched them in high school, [students] might have been inspired to do something on their bucket list because of what these kids have done and shown is possible, she said. The Buried Life stars speak to crowd of about 350 peopleLIFESTYLE CHAD FURSTAlligator Contributing WriterJust two drinks a day can put you at risk for developing alcohol-related cancer, and UF students are brewing over the issue. A new study led by the National Cancer Institute found that people who consume 1.5 drinks a day or fewer account for between 26 percent to 35 percent of alcohol-related cancer deaths each year. Between about 18,200 and 21,300 people in the United States die of alcohol-related cancer each year, according to a study published in the American Journal of Public Health. It accounts for between 3.2 percent to 3.7 percent of all cancer deaths in the U.S., according to the study. David E. Nelson, director of the National Cancer Institutes Cancer Prevention Fellowship Program and an author of the study, said although alcohol use can lead to cancer, its difPeople seem to be unaware that alcohol is a known human cancer-causing substance, he said. There are a bunch of different hypotheses on exactly how it works, but no one hypothesis is going to work for all cancers. Russell Crowe, a 19-yearold UF electrical engineering sophomore, said he knows the risks alcohol poses and chooses to not drink it. He said he was surprised how the low number of drinks could lead to cancer. I know a lot of people who drink that much at least, he said. However, not all UF students are willing to sober up. Brittany Pendley, a 20-year-old UF family, youth and community sciences junior, said she drinks alcohol every weekend when she goes out. Ive never seen any negative health effects, she said, adding that she was also surprised by the results of the study. One to two drinks thats not even enough for a buzz.Having a few ups cancer chances THE BEST TIME TO SEE THEM IS IN JUNE. ANDREW KAYSAlligator Contributing Writer appearing around Gainesville. of UFs Branham Lab, which studies about 15 species in the North Central Florida area alone. Branham said the best time to see However, Floridas climate means they can be found in varying numbers throughout the year. A few species, including nonluminescent species, are more active in the winter but, due to multiple freezes, their numbers stayed down, Branham said. As a state, we have the highest country, followed closely by Georgia, he said. Branham said increasing pesticide and mosquito-fog use, light pollution and lowering aquifers are possible contributors to the declining numbers. Abby Noonan, a 21-year-old UF hisglow. grandparents house, she said They looked magical like little stars in the Nelson Having watched them in high school, [students] might have been inspired to do something on their bucket list because of what these kids have done and shown is possible.Hannah AtkinsonUF environmental science sophomore

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4, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 STUDENTS FIND WAYS TO BALANCE SCHOOL AND WORK. JACLYN ROSENAlligator Contributing WriterMichelle Colomer said some days, of sleep into her busy schedule. The 22-year-old UF history senior is taking 17 credits while balancing about 20 hours a week as a Papa Johns employee in the Reitz Union. Its pretty hectic to say the least, she said. No one wants to sleep four American workers said theyre stressed out by some aspect of their work. The study cited increasing workloads as one of the top concerns reported by workers nationwide. Sara Martin, a health promotion specialist for GatorWell, said the end of the semester is a stressful time for stuespecially for those who work. way to balance school with work. Finding stress management strategies that work for you and that you can use consistently creates habits and routines that you can use for the rest of your life, she said. Chelsea Bess, a 21-year-old accounting senior, is enrolled at UF while working at 101 Downtown. Bess has been working since she was 15 years old, and through her experiences shes learned how to manage her time. afford not to work, she said.Study finds Americans are stressed from work53 percent killed not wearing belt are during holiday weekends and football seaFrom 2007 to 2011, 53 percent of the 121,507 ing a seatbelt, according to a 2013 Click it or Ticket Fact Sheet from the National Highway Seat belts dont cause injuries, said Alexfor the UF Department of Health Outcomes & Policy. caused by car crashes, he said. TICKET, from page 1It was designed with users in mindManager for UFIT, said UFIT looked at the analytics for which parts of Sakai were used the most, and those numbers helped determine the changes. The user-friendly aspects are being done based on student usage, so if we can make less clicks, then that is what we are going to do, Gale said. Sakai is only going to expand. She said the trend in higher education is online, and the demand from students and legisIn fact, last week the Florida Legislature appointed UF to grams, Gale said. Michelle Pruitt, a 22-yearold UF international business said she is excited the new eLearning will be streamlined. Sakai just to get to the syllabus or submit an assignment, Pruitt said. eral people testing Sakai 2.9 to smoothly. We think its a huge step in the right direction, he said. SAKAI, from page 1 They lessen the severity of the injuries caused by car crashes.Alexander Wagenaarinjury prevention expert for the UF Department of Health Outcomes & Policy

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THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 5 ADMISSION COSTS $5. JUSTINE GIANCOLAAlligator Contributing Writer UF students and Gainesville residents can celebrate Earth Day at the 35th Annual Farm and Forest Festival Saturday. The festival, hosted by the City of Gainesville Parks, Recreation and Cultural Affairs, will be from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Morningside Nature Center, 3540 E. University Ave. Sally Wazny, program coordinator for Gainesville Parks, Recreation and Cultural Affairs, said unlike past festivals, this years event will focus more on the forest. The festival will feature blacksmithing, woodworking, cooking demonstrations and live animals, Wazny said. She said the festival will also celebrate the traditions and cultures of the Native Americans who lived in the surrounding forests with feather painting and bow and arrow crafting. Admission is $5 for adults, $3 for children and free for children 3 years old and younger. Hollie Greer, recreation leader at Morningside Nature Center, said the festival will include environmental information to educate children. Were trying to make it more of an Earth Day celebration and a celebration of the farms that relied on the forests, she said.Festival to celebrate Earth Day NICOLE ZAKRZEWSKI Alligator Contributing Writer If passed by the Senate, a Florida ban on raceand gender-selective abortions will be enacted Oct. 1. House Bill 845, also known as The Prenatal Nondiscrimination Act, requires abortion providers to sign an ing the abortion based on an unborn childs gender or race. Knowledge that an abortion is due to a childs gender or race, or actively participating in that kind of an abortion, will leave the provider liable of a third-degree felony and up to a A Florida House of Representatives committee voted in favor of the ban, reaching a 10-7 decision this month. House representatives presented the bill for a third reading Wednesday. Its a bill that would further limit peoples ability to get abortions in Florida, said Kylie Lacusky, a 19-year-old UF telecommunication for Voices for Planned Parenthood. In a 2006 Johns Hopkins University study, 42 percent of clinics that offered gender-distinguishing tests performed abortions for sex-selection and nonmedical reasons. About half of the clinics, the study showed, performed the abortions based on family balancing, or choosing how many sons and daughters a family will have. Abortion has been selective since the beginning of time, said Tania Studstilll, executive director of the Womens Resource and Medical Clinic of Gainesville. Son preference is one of the most prevalent forms of sex or gender discrimination, which fuels the elimination of a females right, according to the bill. Race-selective abortion, an elimination of an unborn child because the child or a parent of the child is of an undesired race, is seen as racial discrimination, according to the bill. Kimberly Glass, a 19-year-old UF political science freshman, said she supports the ban and that there is a greater focus on abortions based on gender rather than race. We cant allow discriminatory behavior to perpetuate throughout society, she said.Ban on race-, genderselective abortions reviewed Were trying to make it more of an Earth Day celebration and a celebration of the farms that relied on the forests.Hollie Greerrecreation leader at Morningside Nature CenterCAMPUS SARAH FRICKAlligator Contributing WriterThe UF Genetics Institute has discovered a way for some types of corn to grow in acidic soil. UF School of Forest Resources & Conservation associate professor Matias Kirst and his team studied a genetic variation in corn and found some strains of corn have three copies of a gene that can help the plant tolerate aluminum. Aluminum, an element abundant in acidic soil, is detrimental to root growth, which to absorb nutrients and water. The studied gene stops the plant from absorbing the aluminum. Kirst said this discovery worldwide hunger. Farmers who are unable to grow corn in areas with acidic soil would now be able to, he said. With a growing population, there is not enough food to feed the world, said Don McCarty, associate director of the Genetics Institute. The solution for this problem is to increase the productivity of agriculture. Corn is sort of a super crop, McCarty said. Thomas Burley, a 22-yearold UF agricultural and biological engineering senior, said he thinks its great genetic research is revolutionizing agriculture. This discovery will open up new possibilities for growth that will feed humans directly, Burley said. Its a bill that would further limit peoples ability to get abortions in Florida.Kylie LacuskyUF telecommunication and history sophomore

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Reader responseVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator Column EditorialTHURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to opinions@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458.Sarah Kinonen EDITOR Julia Glum MANAGING EDITOR Sami Main OPINIONS EDITORTodays question: Have you ever been ticketed for not wearing a safety belt? Wednesdays question: with the results of the runoff election?57 TOTAL VOTES58% YES 42% NO Granta list cause for celebration, skepticismThis week, the prestigious literary magazine Granta announced the authors chosen to appear in its Best of Young British Novelists issue. The great news is more women writers and non-British writers are on the list. The bad news is the contemporary literary world is still overwhelmingly male. The list of Best Young British Novelists, which consists of 20 writers 40 years old and younger, has been compiled every 10 years since 1983. This year, the majority of the novelists on the list were either born outside of Britain or are children of immigrants, and 12 of them are women compared to the six women on 1983s and 1993s lists and eight on 2003s list. University and reborn in 1979, has published the early work of many writers who went on to great success: Ted Hughes, The list has come to be regarded as a bellwether in the literary world, since so many of the writers singled out at that early stage of their careers ... have gone on to great critical and commercial success, according to an article in The New York Times. So basically, being picked to appear in Granta is a huge freakin deal. According to the same article in The New York Times, James Freeman, Granta editor, maintained that the magazine that the big storytellers of this generation are people with a very complicated sense of home, Freeman said. In an NPR article, Ellah Alfrey, Grantas deputy editor, scape. Although it sounds nice, Alfreys statement is categorically untrue. ary magazines and reviews and their ratio of male-to-female inclusion. The ratios run across varying platforms: male to female book reviewers, bylines, authors reviewed and an overall average. Grantas overall ratio was 41-to-30 in favor of men. Harpers overall ratio was 158-to-31. The Atlantic clocked in at 236-to-83, and the New York Review of Books at 652-to-165. Alfreys happy reality of the literary landscape is nonexistent, even with the presence of hugely successful contemporary female I could name drop all day, and I still wouldnt communicate how many phenomenal women writers contribute to the industry. So, why are they so underrepresented in reviews? To claim, as Granta does, that the best voices naturally rise to the top seems to trivialize how many real barriers there are in the literary world for women and minorities, NPR reporter Annalisa Quinn wrote in an article. Granta tributors a disservice by implying that it isnt much, much harder to achieve literary fame as a recent immigrant or as a woman. for women in literature. When I initially heard the good news that the fourth edition of the Young British Novelists issue contained twice as seem like a big deal. The New Yorkers Top 20 Under 40 is evenly split between men and women, and the current New ers. In terms of commercial success, women are big-time banking. Its easy, then, to forget that the writers enjoying critical success are mostly male. Is Grantas Best Young British Novelists list a breakthe literary world, much like the tech world and the political sphere, has a lot of catching up to do. Chloe Finch is a journalism sophomore at UF. Her column runs on Thursdays.Worked Up: Can this week pump the brakes?When a lot of bad news happens in one week, it can be really easy to feel like like the world is out to get you. It makes us hyperaware of more bad things. Theres never a pattern until the human brain just makes one up. Except this week is turning out to be a little scarier than most. that will surely continue to shape conversations in American politics and the press. pened. that authorities had made an arrest in connection with the Associated Press were cited on Twitter with that news. Then, the FBI hosted a news conference one that about 1,000 reporters and bystanders attended at Bostons federal courthouse, where it was suspected the person in custody was being held. But, as the FBI pointed out, they had arrested no one in connection with the case. No one has been arrested in connection with the Bossaid Wednesday after a spate of media reports indicated that someone was in custody and headed to court, according to the Los Angeles Times. That sounds like the big-time 24-hour-news-cycle media outlets; somehow they get caught up in the fact that there might be a break in the story instead of waiting for actual results. Jump-the-gun methods aside, the really weird part started soon after that announcement. We are evacuating the building, members of the Boston Police Department told the crowd outside the courthouse at about 3 p.m., according to the article. During the evacuation, vehicles from U.S. Department of Homeland Security pulled long guns stood nearby. Basically, a bomb scare happened in the courthouse where the announcement was made regarding the Boston bombings potential suspect. Two: Poison-laced letters were sent to a U.S. senator and to The letters included the phrase, To see a wrong and not expose it, is to become a silent partner to its continuance, and ing to a Reuters article. Both of these events wouldnt normally create such a big scandal, but when theyre placed in the context of the other national events this week, its a little cause for concern. Not that we need to constantly fear or worry, but we wish that everyone would just calm down. We, as a country, deserve a break. Give us a chance to heal and calm down before you start the next crazy scandal. Its too much work to be so scared. Chloe Finchopinions@alligator.org

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theA v enue THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/THE_AVENUE Whats inside: Best burgers in Gainesville, page 8 Mediocre Advice, page 10 3-D printing is the future, page 10Online exclusives: The New York Times creates haikus from headlines Organic labels make food taste healthier, study saysRead the stories at Alligator.org/the_AvenueAttention Internet lovers: for season two. For more information visit www. Courtesy to the Alligator Transformers: The Ride-3DOptimus Prime and Bumblebee are the newest movie stars to snag their own ride at Universal Studios Or lando. Transformers: The Ride-3D will open this summer. Read the story on page 8. IF PASSED, THE BILL COULD TAKE EFFECT OCT. 1. IAN ROWEAvenue WriterBefore I start this article, I want to tell you something: Going around and asking people if theyre familiar with revenge porn does not make you popular. No, it does not make you popular, at all. There is a repellent effect equal to going around and asking people if theyd like to be in a porn with you, which for them is just your way of asking indirectly, Like porn? Lets make one. But I digress. When I approached different men and women on campus about revenge porn, their reactions were more or less what I expected. for an escape route before she turned back to me and answered, Um . are you serious? Kati Zagurski, a junior, asked me, What is revenge porn? Is that, like, porn where people take revenge on people? Then, sophomore Lauren Holsinger just shouted, Revenge porn?! She otherwise had no opinion about the matter. The mens reactions were markedly different from the womens but identical to each others. and said, Revenge porn, yea! The second succinctly said, Revenge porn? Yea, dude. When I asked if he thought revenge porn was OK, he told me, Go for it, so long as you cant see anybodys face. When I asked if I could include their names in the article, they both told me no for the same reason: I dont think my girlfriend would like that. For those of you who dont know, revenge porn is basically the result of a bad breakup. The jilted ex digs up an old naked picture or a sex tape and then posts it online. (If youre in a relationship and things have become stale, dont make a sex tape. Instead, take a trip. Or, better yet, just break up.) In the past, thanks to certain Internet protection laws like the Communications Decency Act of 1996 and the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, there was little anybody could do. Basically, they stated the content provider isnt responsible for the images because theyre not the people who put them there. But Florida Yes, our noble, phallic-shaped state is trying to pass a bill Although the bill does not state explicitly that it will, or can, do anything about content providers, it is taking steps to hold responsible the individuals who post revenge porn. So, to sum up, its like getting revenge for their having gotten revenge. Get it? Any violator of, lets call it, the AntiRevenge Porn Act, would be sentenced This, of course, brings up the question of what counts as pornographic images and whether a buttcrack is equal in offense to a 30-minute video of that one time we got bored in a cabin. In any case, my advice to any wouldbe violators of this could-be bill is simple: If youre angry at your ex, and you feel like uploading something on the Internet, make it an eHarmony account. Punishing the punishers: Revenge porn BOBBY DESMONDAvenue WriterGator alum Ryan Lochte has spent the past year winning Olympic gold medals, hitting up the Midreality miniseries. The promo for his new show on E! reveals how Americas most eligible bachelor splits his time between Gainesville and Hollywood. Lochte enjoys playing golf, setting fashion trends and mispronouncing common words. Plus, hes prone to repeat the word Jeah! without reason. The reality star says he wants to settle down life with. So, we decided to give him a little dating advice by reviewing his past mishaps to tell him where he went wrong. Rule No. 1: You can either be a reality star or date one, but you cant do both. Last August, Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta star K. Michelle admitted she and Lochte had a lot in common, but she couldnt elaborate beyond their mutual physical attraction. Rule No. 2: If shes dating you for your fame, shes not dating you for you. November gave us rumors of romance between the swimmer and aspiring model Rachel Garrison. red carpet arm in arm at the 2012 Golden Goggle awards. Rule No. 3: You cant date a girl who has better abs than you. Earlier this year, friendship blossomed between the Olympian and Miss Universe Olivia Culpo a fair match considering its hard to tell who has the better bikini body. Rule No. 4: Keep it private: First dates shouldnt be posted on social media. The latest headlines to hit the tabloids claimed Lochte and Carmen Electra were getting close and comfy in a Hollywood nightclub. We like them as a couple, but we dont like that they posted the pictures on Instagram and Twitter. If Ryan Lochte can follow these four simple Tune in to E! for the premiere of What Would how his search for love turns out.What should Ryan Lochte do? Lochte

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8, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 THE RIDE IS FOUR MINUTES. LISA RUDERMANAvenue Contributing WriterUniversal Orlando believes it has transformed the ride experience with Transformers: The Ride-3D. The next-generation attraction, which is set to open at Universal Orlando Resort this summer, will be nothing short of groundbreaking as ride-goers enter an action-packed adventure alongside Optimus Prime and the autobots in order to save mankind from the evil Decepticons. Upon entering the top-secret headas recruits for N.E.S.T. Non-biological Extraterrestrial Species Treaty. After receiving an unexpected message from Optimus Prime, recruits are placed in the autobot EVAC and thrown into the middle of a battle. Guests should be prepared to enter tween the virtual and physical world. The ride, which is four minutes long, is said to feel like hours on an epic journey. The guests are placed right in the middle and face the characters at their full height close enough to feel their breath, said Thierry Coup, senior vice president of Universal Creative. Faithful Transformers fans will not be disappointed with the ride experience: Universals creative team worked closely with Michael Bay in order to create an authentic experience. From the sets to the characters, Universal has made sure to stay true to what people would expect We broke the mold and have taken this ride to a new technological level in terms of blending seamless 3-D, said Michael Bay, dia press release. Not only will the experience be entertaining, it is also said to be record breaking. Coup said Transformers: The Ridethat creates the seamless experience. It will also have one of the fastest build times in the history of Universal, with less than one year to reach full completion. For more information, check out www.prepareforbattle.com.Prepare for battle: Transformers the ride BAKR SALIQAvenue WriterThe only way burgers could be more American is if the buns were made of apple pie and the cheese were made of freedom. As a college town, Gainesville has a responsibility to provide people with ample burger eateries. Im not talking about McDonalds and Burger King, with their limp, tasteless, ketchup-soaked meat cakes. Gainesville residents want delicious, mouth-watering burgers with premium beef and ingredients. Best Burger Variety Recently, a Red Robin restaurant opened in the Oaks Mall, adding some competition to the Gainesville burger scene. With an extremely varied selection of burgers that feature toppings like bleu cheese, jalapenos, fried onions and a ton of other customizable options, the raw original burger joint fares well for meat lovers. around a single patty with a side of steak fries. For a large chain, its one of the best basic-burger options in Gainesville. Best Student-centric Burger Relish offers a wide, sometimes outlandish, variety of burger toppings, and its two locations are close to where university students tend to dwell Midtown and downtown. Unfortunately, the burgers there are bland for my taste. Best Classic Patty If you dont really care for frills on your burger, you should opt for the greasy, delicious burgers of Five Guys Burgers and Fries at its two locations: 4222 NW 16th Blvd. and 3310-B SW 35th Blvd. These burgers arent made with fancy cheeses or sauerkraut. Two patties, free toppings and a bag full of fries are what make a Five Guys burger worthwhile. However, keep in mind, its not the best place to go if you want to lose weight a regular side of fries is about 1,000 calories. But then again, if youre eating a burger for health, youve got your priorities out of order. Best Veg-head Burger What about the the vegetarian options? in town? Just kidding, no one really cares because veggie burgers are practically a salad, and salad is rabbit food, and I am not a rabbit. Your Gainesville burger guide Prime

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10, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 CHARITY HITTAvenue Contributing WriterThree words can sum up the growing trend of digital fabrication: This changes everything. three-dimensional printing, or additive manufacturing, is the method of making a solid 3-D obUsing an additive process known as stereolithography, plastic or rubber is laid down layer by layer and held together by a support material, which is later removed. rapidly adopted throughout multiple industries including at UF. A2 Fab Lab, is a collaboration between the School of Architecture and the School of Art and Art History, and houses technologies including laser cutters, 3-D printers and scanners. Three-D modeling is being adopted by artists in every discipline, from sculpting to painting and is a trend that Jack Stenner, a School of Art and Art History associate faculty member in the A2 Fab Lab, says is here to stay. some of the things that can be done with digital fabrication have been done manually for centuries, Stenner said. Now that we have the capability to digitize just about anything, it just makes more sense to do it using the computer. A2 Fab Lab Coordinator Mathew Chandler said the possibilities are endless. ing entire cars from the engine to the actual wheels to everything. 3-D printing everything, he said. But why use this technology instead of manufacturing methods that have been in place for decades? They are now able to create things that are lighter and stronger than they ever could before. 3-D printing provides a manufacturing process that is different in extrusion and mold making than other everything. UF students outside the colleges opportunity to embrace this emerging technology through a School of Art and Art Technology course. The digital fabrication class started out only open to College of Fine Arts students and Design, Construction and Planning students, Stenner said. In the last where we can open it up to the whole campus. For students who are interested in learning more about digital fabrication but are unable to take the course for credit, joining the new Fab Lab Club is an option. Started last month by Chandler, the club is open to all UF students with an interest in digital fabrication. The club makes art to displayaround campus and functional items such as multipurpose eating utensils for the homeless. technology to do cool, simple, easy things that are cheap but help other people, Chandler said. Fab Lab, digital fabrication class or the Fab Lab Club, visit www.arts. A new dimension of digital printing: Exploring the 3-D trend at UF This column is provided by Ariel Barnes, a 22-year-old majoring in international studies. Would you like to get some Mediocre Advice? Visit http://mediocreadvicegators.tumblr.com/ask Ariel Barnes Dear Friend, Welcome to summer in Florida: similar to the weather in hell. In case of emergency, rip off your sleeves or the lower half of your shirt. Only three things will save us all in the months ahead: crop tops, sleeveless shirts and short shorts. If youre not wearing one of those items or less, call for help because youre about to suffer from a heat stroke. I cant even wear pants in the same room as my overheating computer anymore. Lets also remember that sunscreen isnt a joke. Not even great genetics will stop the sun from shriveling skin like a little raisin. Apply sunscreen, hydrate and wear appropriate summer clothing items half the size of anything youd normally wear. Were in survival mode now. Dear Friend, Im sure he just thinks your dangly human parts are weird. I dont think cats understand what fat is in our culture. No cat paws away food and says, No thank you, human. Thats enough carbs for today. If it ever rejects food from you, its because it wants to hurt your feelings for no reason. Cats always look adorable when breaking your heart into little pieces. Dear Mediocre Advice, My cat laughs at me when I get changed. Do you think he thinks Im fat? Dear Friend, Your boyfriend has poor sexual etiquette, or, as I like to call it, bediquette. Communica tion can solve the majority of these problems. Let him know hes not the only one who wants to climax. The great thing is that sex is not the only way he can give you what you want. Im sure he owes you more than one orgasm, so you should get to decide how he is going to make up for them. Consider all of your foreplay options, and choose wisely. Dear Mediocre Advice, My boyfriend only lasts about 30 seconds in bed. He doesnt even seem to try to last longer or care about my climax. What should I do? Dear Mediocre Advice, Would it be appropriate to wear a mankini while I drive my car when its 100 degrees outside? technology

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BUY IT. SELL IT. FIND IT. 373-FIND THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/CLASSIFIEDS Classifieds Get that rent money rolling in. Place an ad in the Alligator Classifieds to get your place rented out. Call 373-FIND. 2 BLOCKS FROM UF!Starting @ $375/BR All inclusive! Furnished Cable Internet Utilities www.campuswalk.co 352-337-9098 8-14-25-1 PLAY THERE...LIVE HERETHE POLOSNOW offering ROOMMATE MATCHING on 3/3s$474/personCall Today! 352-335-7656 4-24-72-1 Countryside 4 Bd/4 Bth furnished condo on bus route. Bball, vball, pool, spa and fitness room. $425/room, includes $50 utility allowance per/room. Ellie (561)3619600 or ebelliveau@sgczklaw.com 4-24-13-25-1 2BRs avail in a great 4BR/4BA newly renovated. newly furn student apt @ Countryside. $350/rm/mo. Starting 8/1/13. Cable, internet incl. Bus rts 9, 35 & 36. Bball, vball, pool, spa and fitness room. Indiv leases for students. 813-731-7747 or jigishanyc@yahoo.com 4-19-13-15-1 2BR/2BA condo, can be unfurnished, pets neg, w&d included, sec system, pool, gym + bus-line, close to UF, SHANDS, VA $950/ mo EXIT Realty, call/text Debra Oberlin REALTOR 352-514-6715 4-24-10-1 3 & 4 Bedroom Apartments starting at $315! Convenient bus routes to UF and walking distance from SFC. Call today and ask about One Month FREE: 352.379.9300 4-24-139-1 Empty Space? Find your next tenants in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND to place your ad today! QUIET, CLEAN. LOTS OF GREEN1br $375. 2br $425 372-1201, 213-3901 4-24-13-72-2 Deluxe, Large 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7BR apt/ house, 60 second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House charm. Central AC, washer/dry er included. Wood floors. With Parking. By Private Owner. 352-538-2181 lv message 4-24-13-72-2 ELLIES HOUSES Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or 352-215-4990 12-11-13-167-2 Check out our New 3 bedroom 3 bath upgrades with updated appliances and much more! Mention this ad for $0 move in fees!! Call for details! 352-35-7656 4-24-72-2 Now leasing 1 & 2 BR AptsJust off SW 20th Ave & 34th Street. 1BR/$450, 2BR/$570. Call 335-7066, visit us on Facebook or Twitter or at madisonon20th.com. 4-24-1372-2 Spacious 1, 2, & 3br starting at $475. Many floor plans, some w/ enclosed patios or balconies. Italian tile, BRs carpeted. DW, W/D hk-ups, verticals, CH/AC. Near bus rte, some walk to UF. Sec 8 accepted 352-332-7700 4-24-13-72-2 Centerpoint 1220 NW 12 ST $450 1BR/1BA 530 SQ.FT. Bike to UF through-tree lined streets or ride the bus located one block away! A true 1/1 close but far enough away from the ruckus of the student ghetto. No application fee, most pets ok. E.F.N. Properties, 352-371-3636 or www.efnproperties.com rentals@efnproperties.com 8-14-13-25-2 Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. LAKEWOOD VILLASLarge 1,2 & 3BR floorplans starting at $665. Free Hi-Speed internet, washer/dryer, fitness center, computer lab, swimming pool etc. M-F 9-6, Sat. 10-3 700 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-371-8009 www.lakewoodvillas.com 4-24-13-72-2 2BR/1BA, Cent A/C, mobile home on shady lot on busline. Laundry room. No pets. From $355-$420/mo. Incl water. 1st 1/2 month free rent. Vacant lots also available 4546 NW 13th St. 376-5887 4-24-83-2 QUIET AFFORDABLE LIVING Immediate 1/1, 2/1s Call for Newly Reduced Rates! 1/2 mi to UF, 3 bus routes Midtown parking, bike trail to UF www.FrederickGardens.com 4-24-13-61-2 UPPER WESTSIDESpacious 1 & 2 bdrm luxury apts. Walking distance to UF & stadium. Now leasing for fall 2013. Free Hi-Speed internet. Parking avail. 328 NW 14th Street 352-872-4644 www.upperwestsideuf.com 4-24-13-55-2 SPYGLASSIndividual Leases. Furniture pkgs. incl Washer/Dryer & FREE Hi-Speed internet. Rates start at $399. Every unit an end unit. Mon-Fri 9-6 Sat. 10-5 701 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-373-6330 www.spyglassapts.com 4-24-13-55-2 WALK TO UF START SUMMER OR FALL Studios $450-$400 1BR/1BA $550 $525 2BR $650-$850 1 yr lease. SD, NS, NP. Call/Text 352-870-7256 gvll32601@gmail.com 6-20-13-55-2 PETS PARADISE$390 $650. No app or pet fee. 1 & 2BR, privacy fenced. SW. 352-331-2099 4-24-13-33-2 2,3,4 & 5BR HOUSES, BLOCKS TO UF. Rent directly from owner, no intermediary. Pets OK, Available Aug 1st. dalyproperties. com or 352-359-3341/359-5584 4-24-1334-2 2/2.5 bath townhouse one block to uf. Wood floors, w/d, dishwasher, guaranteed parking. Avail 8/1 Call Todd 514-4915 $1150 per month www.forrentgainesville.com 4-2313-30-2 2x1 HOUSE 2 blocks to UF. Sorority Row area. Cent AC/HT, W/D, wood floors, DW, deck, fence, parking. Available Aug 16 1 year. Pet +$50 665-8166 $890/month. 5-23-13-32-2 Beautiful 2-story home. 2 1/2 mi from UF. 5BR/2.5BA. 2400 sq ft. Lg treed lot 100'x176'. Very quiet area. Newly remodeled. Hdwd flrs, tiles, W/D, ref, stove, DW, fans. Availl 8/1. $1600/mo + SD. 727-686-1404 4-19-13-15-2 Several cute & clean houses & apartments available for August, located in quiet NW areas near UF/Downtown. Rates from $455 per month. Call/Text Anita: 352-575-4395; Anita@cozygator.com; www.cozygator.com 5-14-13-26-2 COLLEGE ROOMS STARTING AT $400.00 MONTH, 1/1, 2/2, 3/2's UTILITIES INCLUDED NO MOVE IN COST. WE DO SEMISTER LEASING Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 2-7-13-150-2 $875 RENT,AVAIL NOW, 2/2.5 BATH TOWNHOUSE 3035 SW ARCHER RD, LAUNDRY, GRANITE KITCHEN, PARKING, ONE MONTH DEPOSIT, CALL 732-9392909 EMAIL SHUKLA.R@ATT.NET 2-253-2 Available August 1st. 3BR very nice house. Wood floors, private fenced backyard, W/D included. 9 blocks to campus. See at gainesvillequalityrentalhouses.com 924 NW 9th Ave. $1100/Mo. 352-339-2342 4-1913-20-2 AVAILABLE Summer & Fall WALK TO UF Studios $410 1BRs $405-$510 2BRs $485 Gore Rabell Real Estate 378-1387 www.Gore-Rabell.com 4-24-13-18-2 ** LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION ** 1,2,3 and 4 bedroom houses & apartments available for August. All near UF. Most pets accepted. Call 870-2760 5-16-13-20-2 2br/2ba, 1000sq' house for rent in quiet n'hood; June; close to campus, downtown, I75; built-in bkcases, desk, storage; w/d; galley kitch w/ eat-in counter, stools; encl porch 3625 sw 19 street. call: 352-870-1195 6-413-25-2 COUNTRYSIDE 4BR/4BA, furnished common area. Individual leases available. Main bus route. Unit next to pool. $375/room/mo incl all utils & internet. Available mid-May. 561-718-7637 or 561-582-1031 5-23-1120-2 Beautiful, Recently Reduced Apt at Campus Edge 3/2 ($1195/month) and 2/2 ($949/ month). Walk to SW Rec and Shands. Perfect for Grad Students. W/D and appliances included. Call 954-325-6375 for details 4-22-13-14-2 Walk 1 block to Shands, VA, Vet, dental, nursing, pharmacy Schools; UF Campus. $550 mo. Spacious, Pool, Laundry, One BR $550, 2 BR 650. New carpet, tile, paint, cabinets. 352 284 3873;postj@bellsouth.net 5-23-13-20-2 LOTS OF GREEN SPACE 1BR Cottage w/ screeen porch. $550/mo. 2BR House $700/mo Call 352-372-1201 or 352-213-3901 4-2413-16-2 1100 sq ft 3BR/1BA HOUSE. Wood floor in living room, screened-in large back porch, all kitchen appliances including W/D are 1 yr old. Fenced-in backyard. $1100/mo Avail Aug 1st. Call 352-258-9116 to see. 5-1413-15-2 1700 sq ft 3BR/2BA HOUSE. Wood floors, screened-in large back porch, W/D, corner lot. $1400/mo. Avail Starting August 1st. Call 352-258-9116 to see. 5-14-13-15-2 1 For Rent: Furnished 2 For Rent: Unfurnished 3 Sublease 4 Roommates 5 Real Estate 6 Furnishings 7 Computers 8 Electronics 9 Bicycles 10 For Sale 11 Motorcycles, Mopeds 12 Autos 13 Wanted 14 Help Wanted 15 Services 16 Health Services 17 Typing Services 18 Personals 19 Connections 20 Event Notices 21 Entertainment 22 Tickets 23 Rides 24 Pets 25 Lost & FoundAll real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination because of color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make limitation, or discrimination. We will newspaper uses great care in accepting or rejecting advertising according to its suitability, we cannot verify that all advertising claims or offers are completely valid in every case and, therefore, cannot assume any responsibility for any injury or loss arising from offers and acceptance of offers of goods and/or services through any advertising contained herein.In Person:Cash, Check, MC, or Visa 1105 W. University Ave. M-F, 8am 4pmBy E-mail :By Fax: (352) 376-3015 By Mail:Call 352-373-FIND for information. Sorry, no cash by mail. MasterCard, Visa or checks only.By Phone: (352) 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pmWhen Will Your Ad Run?Ads placed by 4 pm will appear two publica tion days later. Ads may run for any length of time and be cancelled at any time. Sorry, but there can be no refunds or credits for cancelled ads. Corrections and Cancellations: Cancellations: Call 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pm. No refunds or credits can be given. Alligator errors: corrections before noon. 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12, ALLIGATOR Traffic a hassle? Move into your own downtown apt! www.ArlingtonSquare.org Studios to 3bdrms from $625 Check Specials Today! 338-0002 4-24-1310-2 Dont get stuck with an extra rent payment. Advertise your subleases in the Alligator Classifieds and save yourself some cash. Call 373-FIND. 1 Bedroom/Bath of a 4/4 Furnished Boy's Apt. at 2nd Ave Centre. Rent is $425/mo. First floor apartment with wood floors throughout. Contact me at 904-607-5656 or email at chrisgomz@ufl.edu 4-18-5-3 1 Room in a 4/2 at Royal Village For Summer A&B or C. Just a Few Block from Campus with Bus Routes. Utilities Included. $399 tinyurl.com/gvilleapt 321-439-4239 johnbreske@ufl.edu 4-19-5-3 Reletting a 1/1 in a 4BR/4BA @ UCLUB APT: $395/MO. Fully furnished. EARLY MAY-JULY 31. Includes utilities,cable, Wifi, washer & dryer. Bus rts. 9,35,36. Pool/gym/ Computerlab. Contact: 727-288-8408/ss chwerer@ufl.edu 4-23-13-7-3 Subleasing 1 or 2 bedrooms in 3bd/2ba townhouse behind sorority row, 5 min walk from campus. Private parking and W/D included. $460/mo; May-August. Price nego tiable. LHenry91@ufl.edu or 941-780-0476 4-24-13-5-3 IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC! Is your roommate driving you crazy? Find a replacement in the Alligator Classifieds! Beautifully renovated, furnished condo,1 mile from UF, $369/MO includes cable, internet, utilities, pool + fitness room and on bus route, Female roommate needed, 352 262-3291 6-20-13-23-4 Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile home and much more in the ALLIGATOR CLASSIFIEDS! Reach thousands of possible buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over the phone, by fax, email or CHECK OUT PLACING YOUR AD THRU OUR ONLINE AT www.alligator.org. or please call 373Find (373-3463)NEW CONDOS-WALK TO UFFor Info on ALL Condos for Sale, Visit www.UFCONDOS.COM or Matt Price, University Realty, 352-281-3551 4-24-72-5 Got a new couch?. Sell your old one in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND (3463) to place your ad today. BED QUEEN $120 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still in plastic. Call 352-372-7490 will deliver. 4-24-13-72-6 BED FULL SIZE $100 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic w/warranty. Can deliver. Call 352377-9846 4-24-13-72-6 MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT $400 Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must sell. Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-3727490 4-24-13-72-6 BED KING $200 PILLOWTOP mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never been used, in plastic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can deliver. 4-24-72-6 BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can deliver. Retail $4500, must sell, sacrifice $850 (352) 372-7490 4-24-72-6 SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 4-24-72-6 FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/ mattress. New, in box. $160 332-9899 ___________________________________. DINETTE SET 5pc $120 Brand new in box. Never used. 352-377-9846 4-24-72-6 **BEDS ALL BRAND NEW** **Full $100 Queen $125 King $200** Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name matching sets not used or refurbished. Still in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516. 4-24-72-6 BEDQUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mattress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver. $130 352-377-9846. 4-24-72-6 BEDROOM SET$300 BRAND NEW Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 4-24-13-72-6 Selling computers, parts, or repair services or just looking for that new rig? Look in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND for more information. COMPUTER & LAPTOP REPAIRS Network specialists We buy computers and laptops Working and Non-working 378-4009, 607 NW 13th Street 4-24-13-12-7 Sell your old stereo, cell phone, and more in the Electronics Section of the Alligator Classifieds. 373-FIND In the market for a new set of wheels or just looking to add a second to that collection? Want personalized handlebars or a fitted seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds UF Surplus On-Line Auctionsare underwaybikes, computers, furniture, vehicles & more. All individuals interested in bidding go to: SURPLUS.UFL.EDU 392-0370 8-14-13-25-10 GOATS FOR SALECharlie 352-514-9858 4-24-72-10 Guitars and Musical Instruments New, Used and Factory Refurbished Check Us Out Before You Buy!! Leonardo's Music, Micanopy, FL 352-450-0928 Leonardos302.com 4-24-13-72-10 $700 Sunfish 14 ft.Sailboatlike new; with trailer. all original hardware, mahogany dagger board and rudder, rainbow sail, 352 376 0080; postj@bellsouth. 4-24-13-16-10 BOOKS: Alors! Wolfclaw zee cocker spaniel ees missing! Why? Learn zee terrible truth in Clumsy Hearts, a slightly misguided romance, by Hysteria Molt. Available via Amazon.com. 4-24-13-6-10 A/C UNIT 10,000 BTU FRIGIDAIRE Brand new in unopened bos. Lowes cost $270 Sell for $200 352-336-5808 4-19-2-10 Alligator Classifieds is the way to get your 2 wheels on the road. Show off your bikes, scooters, and repair services. Call 373-FIND to get your classified in. MOTORCYCLE TIRE SALE SPORT, STREET, CRUISER, OFF-ROAD. OVER 400 TIRES IN STOCK. MENTION THIS AD FOR $10.OO OFF. RPM MOTORCYCLES 352-377-6974 4-24-72-11 4-24-13-72-11 NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS Great Scooters, Service & Prices! 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 Vespa, Genuine, GMW, & More! NS4L.com facebook.com/newscooters4less 4-24-13-72-11 SCOOTER REPAIRNew Scooters 4 Less has LOW repair rates! Will repair any make/model. Close to UF! Pick-ups avail. Cheap oil changes!! 336-1271 4-24-13-72-11 Road Rat Motors Largest Scooter Store in Town! Run by Gator Grads! New scooters starting at $999. 1-2yr warranties with roadside assistance includ ed. 376-6275 RoadRatMotors.com 8-1413-25-11 Road Rat Motors offers FREE pickup service for any paid scooter repair. LOWEST labor rate, quickest turnaround in town! Will repair ANY brand scooter. Free estimates. 3766275. RoadRatMotors.com 8-14-13-25-11 SCOOTER RENTALSRent for a day, week, month or semester. Now renting Buddy scooters too! 352-336-1271 www.gainesvillescooterrentals.com 4-24-13-72-11 Campus Scooters Mobile Sales and Scooter Service. We offer free estimates on all repairs and we come to you. We also have new scooters starting at $799.00 Call us today at 352-263-0425 4-24-72-11 SWAMP CYCLES Closest to campus. MMI Certified Mechanics for Motorcycles and experienced scooter mechanics. Lowest prices. Friendly service. 633 NW 13th Street, 373-8823, www.swampcycles.com 4-2458-11 STORAGE for your scooter, bike, or motorcycle is available at Road Rat Motors for only $100 for the full summer or $50 for half! Indoor, secure storage to keep your investment safe! Limited spaced available. (352) 376-6275 4-24-13-6-11 Unload your lot. 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ALLIGATOR We Buy Junk Cars Trucks, Vans Titled only Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3191 8-14-25-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO CREDIT CHECK!!!! VEHICLES $1000 AND UP! 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 BRING YOUR W2 AND DRIVE TODAY!!!! NO MONEY DOWN!!!! VEHICLES $1000 & UP!! 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 94 Ford Ex;lorer $1000 94 Mazda Protege $1500 96 Cadillac Deville $1500 98 Cadillac Catera $1999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 95Honda Civic $3999 96 Honda Accord $3999 00 Hyundai Elantra $4999 95 Lexus GS300 $4999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 03 Chevy Impala $5999 99 Honda Accord $4999 04 Saturn Ion $6999 02 Buick Lesabre $6999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES NO CREDIT CHECKS!!! CARS, TRUCKS, SUV'S & VANS! 30 DAY WARRANTY!!! 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 BRING YOUR W2 AND DRIVE TODAY!!!! NO MONEY DOWN!!!! 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St. Francis House depends on monetary support from individual donors and community businesses in order to help feed the homeless and the hungry.If you are interested in volunteering,please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or sfhcoor@stfrancis.cfcoxmail.comTo make a donation by mail,please send checks payable to St. Francis House P.O. Box 12491 Gainesville, FL 32604 LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS: Gold Diamonds Gems Class Rings ETC Top Cash $$$ or Trade OZZIES FINE JEWELRY 352-318-4009. 4-24-72-13UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 8-14-25-13 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5062 if interested. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 4-24-13-72-13 CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED CALL 352-771-6191 4-24-13-72-13 This newspaper assumes no responsibil ity for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money. Advertising Office Manager/ National Account ExecutiveThe Independent Florida Alligator, the largest student run newspaper in the country, is seeking to hire someone with the following qualifications. Full Time position Enthusiastic Detail oriented Excellent organizational skills Office Administrative skills, clerical skills Ability to multitask and meet deadlines Excellent customer service skills Head national sales with the newspaper Ability to train new employees Experienced with Microsoft Office Great communication skills, personable Quick learner Help manage team of constantly changing student sales staff Nonprofit organization Modest Salary Great working environment Generous holiday and vacation benefits Send cover letter and resume to tcarey@alligator.org to be considered for an interview. No phone calls please. EOE WEB PRODUCTIONSeeking staff members for the web produc tion team at alligator.org. Interested candi dates should possess the following: Familiarity with media production tools such as Adobe InDesign, Photoshop, Premiere, etc. Familiarity with a web-based CMS and/or web coding basics will receive extra consideration. An ability to learn and work with new programs quickly and efficiently Deep interest in the growth and develop ment of new media Skill in producing not only the written, but audio and visual components of media segments and graphics. The desire to make a lasting impact on a UF tradition in a shifting media landscape. Send all inquiries with resume direct to Evan Walker, Managing Editor/Online at ewalker@alligator.org Daytime Advertising ProductionThe Independent Florida Alligator Advertising Production Department is accepting student applications. Duties include graphic design and organizational layout. Will train, but experience with Adobe InDesign, Photoshop and Illustrator is preferred. Friendly work environment, flexible schedule, with hours between 9 am 5 pm M-F. Must be available to work Summer C and be currently enrolled in classes. A one-year commitment is expected. Fill out an application at the front desk of The Alligator, 1105 W University Ave, M-F 9 am 5 pm. No phone calls, please. Include available work schedule and references. Previous applicants are welcome to reapply with current schedule. EOE What's black and white and read all over?? The Independent Florida Alligator Be part of the sales team of the largest college newspaper in the country by applying to be aPAID SALES REPIf you are enrolled as a UF or SFC student available to work 15-20 hours a week this summer, and are eager to gain valuable sales experience,Don't have that much time?Apply to be aINTERNIf you are enrolled as a UF or SFC student available to work 10-12 hours a week this summer, and are eager to gain valuable sales experience, Stop by the Alligator, 1105 W. University Avenue, to fill out an application and class schedule or email resume to advertising@alligator.org. We will contact you for an interview opportunity to get your career jump started! EEO/AA Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. BARTENDING$300 A DAY POTENTIALNo experience necessary, training provided. 800-965-6520 ext 138 4-24-13-72-14 Students in Accounting, Aviation, Business/ Sales and computer science needed for various positions. Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/employment 8-14-1325-14 Summer Jobs $2400 Room and Board included Get Paid to Play! The Florida Elks Youth Camp (FEYC) needs college students for summer camp counselors ages 18 and up. FEYC is an over-night camp located in Umatilla, FL. The camp runs June 10 August 3. Please contact Krys Ragland at 1-800-523-1673 Ext. 251 or 352 455-4267 www.feyc.org 4-24-13-70-14

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14, ALLIGATOR Food Science and Human Nutrition at the University of Florida is conducting a research study for women 20-40 yo on birth control pills. Compensation given. For details call Bonnie Coats at 273-9014 4-24-35-14 CUTTING-EDGE UF RESEARCH STUDY Smokers wanted (1 pack a day for 5 years) Periodontal (gum line) sampling only 5 visits over 2 years; up to 1.5 hr each visit FREE oral exam, up to $160 compensation Call: 352-392-2945 5-30-13-36-14 Carwash looking for highly motivated, honest, dependable, clean cut employees. Great earning potential, flexible schedule, apply at parkplacecarwash.com click the "join us" ball 4-24-13-18-14 STAY IN GAINESVILLE A Gainesville based company is looking for the following: SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS LINUX ADMINISTRATORS ACCOUNTING ASSISTANTS ACCOUNTING EDITORS BUSINESS MANAGER PERSONAL COUNSELORS ADMIN ASSISTANTS SALES CONSULTANTS CAMERA OPERATOR FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR Please complete an online application at www.gleim.com/employment. 4-24-13-1614 ATTENTION SMOKERS! Smokers are needed to participate in a brief research study. Participants will be asked to meet with researchers on the University of Florida campus for about 30 minutes. You may be compensated for your participation. If interested, call the UF Smoking Lab and Clinic at 352-273-2151 or email us at ufsmokelabclinic@gmail.com 4-24-16-14 Be an independent Damsel Pro Are you passionate about safety & empowering women? We have products & fact-based education that can and does save lives. Join us @ www.MyDamselPro.net/Jan 4-19-13-8-14 Systems Project Analyst 42001472 Career position to develop and implement mobile data management applications. 40 to 50K to start plus excellent benefits. Requires a Bachelors degree in technology or computer science with strong program ming skills. Interested and qualified appli cants must apply online through People First at https://peoplefirst.myflorida.com/logon. htm Announcement closes Thursday, April 18, 2013 Click link to Apply for 42001472. For questions contact Debra Martinez (352) 395-4659 or by email Debra.Martinez@ freshfromflorida.com. Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, Division of Plant Industry. EOE/AA/VP 4-18-13-714 University of Florida Survey Research Center 720 SW 2nd Ave. suite 156 Mon-Fri 9am-8pm 392 2908 ext. 105 $9.00/$9.50/hr + Incentive + Paid Training Telephone Interviewing NO SALES Bilingual SPANISH Speakers Needed http://www.bebr.ufl.edu/survey/hiring 4-24-13-11-14 Babysitter Needed 8 & 10 yr old. Mon/Tues 7a-8:30a (pd for 2 hrs) & then 1:30p-6/7pm. $10/hr MUST have reliable transportation & CPR. 1-2 year commitment desired. Provide resume, CPR card, 3 references & photo to NPmama@hushmail.com 4-19-7-14PROPERTY MANAGER FTFriendly, energetic person. Requires 5 yrs. Individual Leasing apartment management experience, good communication skills & computer knowledge. Must be avail. weekends. Send resume to: humanresources@cmcapt.com DFWP 4-24-13-9-14 Bench Scientist: Self-motivated individual with strong problem-solving skills to work in antibody production and assay development. Knowledge of ELISA methodology and basic immunology is desirable. Basic laboratory skills, attention to detail, and ability to manage multiple projects required. B.S. in scientific field preferred; laboratory experience may be substituted. To apply, send resume to: jobs@elisa-tek.com 4-23-13-4-14 Receptionist/Bookkeeperneeded for law firm. 28-35 hrs/wk. Spanish a plus. Resume to: robjac@myimmigrationlaw. com. 4-24-13-5-14OCCASIONAL YARD WORK Millhopper area. $8/hr.Call 352-373-0489 4-18-1-14 Do you have a business that provides a service? Place your ad in the Services Section of the Alligator Classifieds for as little as $2.50 per day. Call us at 373-FIND. IMPORT AUTO REPAIR. BMW, Mercedes, Porsche, Volvo, VW, Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Mazda. Quality craftsmanship, reasonable prices, near UF, AAA approved 378-7830 www.carrsmith.com 4-24-72-15 Want to be a CNA, phlebotomist or pharm tech? Express Training offers courses, days, eve, weekend. All classes live, no videos. 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Hurry To: http://tinyurl. com/cgewoyc 4-22-13-4-20 NOTICE OF PUBLIC MEETING The Metropolitan Transportation Planning Organization (MTPO) for the Gainesville Urbanized Area announces a public meeting to which all interested persons are invited. DATE & TIME: April 22, 2013 at 7:00 p.m. PLACE: Newberry City Hall located at 25440 Newberry Road, Newberry, Florida PURPOSE: Transportation Needs Listening Tour Public participation is solicited without regard to race, color, national origin, sex, age, disability, familial status, religious status, marital status, sexual orientation, or gender identity. Persons who require special accommoda tions under the Americans with Disabilities Act or persons who require translation services (free of charge) should contact Marlie Sanderson at 352.955.2200, extension 103. 4-18-1-20 Get the party started! Place your Entertainment classified today to get people up and about. 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Apply in person Spyglass Apts. 701 SW 62nd Blvd. DFWP 4-24-13-9-14 LEASING AGENT PTFriendly, energetic person. Experience preferred. Hourly & bonus. Great benefit pkg. Must be available weekends. Apply in person Spyglass Apts. 701 SW 62nd Blvd. DFWP 4-24-13-9-14 HOUSE MANAGER Single, mature adult for a co-ed co-op near UF. Ideal for PhD student or veteran with several years of graduate study ahead. Room, utils, parking, meals, & small monthly stipend for performing housing duties. Cover letter and resume to clo1931@gmail.com. Background check and Bondable. No Pets. 4-24-13-10-14 Southeast Car Agency has an open position for a car cleaner/lot porter. Must have dependable transportation and valid driver license. Apply in person only at 310 NE 39th Ave, Gainesville NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE. 4-19-13-6-14 Extended Day Enrichment Program Now Hiring for Jobs Starting in AugustEnergetic, knowledgeable people wanted to work with elementary school children doing arts & crafts, sports, Girl Scouts, dance and much more in an after school program at various schools. Hours are M,T,Th,F 1:45-5:30 & Wed 12:30-5:30 PM. Various locations close at 6:00pm Activity Leaders earn $10 per hour. Drug Testing Required, Background Investigation Conducted Affirmative Action/Equal Opportunity Employer Apply online at www.sbac.edu School Board of Alachua County 620 E. University Ave Gainesville, FL 32601 Fore more information call EDEP office @ 955-7766 4-19-5-14 NEED NANNY PT: min 2 wks/mon 40hrs/wk, M-F @ $12/hr; starts May 1; 4+yrs & 2yrs; exp; good refs; bkkg ch; Noah's Ark Nanny e-mail resume, pix, & schedule to info@noahsarknanny.com 5-14-11-8-14 Camp facilitator @ community center. June 10th-Aug 9th (off 4th of July week). $10/hr 8:30-1:30. more info: http://yoppinc.com/gckamp.html mandatory meeting Mon May 13. RSVP yoppinc@yahoo.com 4-19-13-3-14 GET PAID TO TYPE!! Fast, accurate typists needed for audio transcription. Create your own schedule M-F, 7am to midnight. Pay based on speed and accuracy, $7.79 to over $12. Walking distance to campus. Ideal for PT and Students! Requires 70+ wpm typing speed and a minimum of 16 hours per week. Apply online: www.sbsgrp.com 5-23-1310-14 Computer assistant wanted to help faculty with online course development. Applicants for this position must be familiar with Windows and Microsoft Office applications, Photoshop, and Dreamweaver. Knowledge of HTML/CSS is a plus. A friendly and cheerful attitude is essential for this customer service position. Schedule is flexible. Pay starts at $10.00/hour. Contact Kat Betz katbetz@ufl.edu. 4-24-13-6-14 Go to www.IncomeAtCollege.com now to see how you can work for yourself on your own time. 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THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG Coach Rhonda Faehn is pleased with Floridas gymnastics adaptability this year. Read the story online at alligatorSports.org. JOE MORGANAlligator Staff WriterWhen Dan Quinn left Florida to join the Seattle Seahawks staff on Jan. 17, coach Will Muschamp wasted no time in naming a new defensive coordinator. Muschamp replaced Quinn the same day with special teams coordinator D.J. Durkin. Muschamp took more time to name Durkins replacement, announcing the hiring of UTEP defensive coordinator Jeff Choate as special teams coordinator and outside linebackers coach on Wednesday. Choate is Muschamps second new hire since the 2012 season ended. former defensive line coach Bryant Young, who resigned from Muschamps staff on April 10. We are excited to have Jeff Choate join our staff, Muschamp said in a release. He is a highenergy coach, an outstanding recruiter and evaluator, and has a reputation as one of the top special teams coaches in the nation. Choate joins offensive coordinator Brent Pease as one of two former Boise State assistant coaches on Muschamps staff. Choate spent six seasons on Broncos coach Chris Petersens staff from 2006-2011, coaching special teams, running backs, linebackers and nickelbacks. After spending the 2012 season as Washington States linebackers coach, Choate joined coach Sean Kuglers staff at UTEP as defensive coordinator. Coach Choate is the epitome of an energizer bunny. His motor runs full 24/7, Kugler said at Choates introductory press conference on Jan. 8. He was probably the top special teams coach in the country when he was at Boise State. Muschamp added in Wednesdays release: We are very much on the same page philosophically. Choate takes over a special tionally with six blocked kicks and punts last season. He will have the opportunity to work with Ray as well as kick returner Andre Debose and one of the nations top gunners in Loucheiz Purifoy. Im excited about the opportunity to join the Gator staff and have the chance to compete at the highest level, Choate said in a release. Ive gotten to know coach Muschamp over the past couple of years and have a tremendous amount of respect for him as a coach and a person. Im looking forward to continuing the great special teams tradition that has been established here and cant wait to get to work. Contact Joe Morgan at joemorgan@alligator.org.Courtesy to the Alligator / Washington State University Athletic Association UTEP defensive coordinator Jeff Choate was hired as Floridas special teams coordinator and outside linebackers coach on Wednesday. Choate was Washington States linebackers coach last season. Choate named special teams coordinator ADAM LICHTENSTEINAlligator Staff WriterWhen Florida and Florida State met up at Katie Seashole Pressly Stadium on March 27, the two teams played eight innings before a winner prevailed. UF and FSU needed only The No. 3 Gators (42-5, 14-4 Southeastern Conference) offense came out in full force in an 8-0 run-rule victory against the Seminoles (34-15, 13-2 Atlantic Coast Conference) on Wednes day night at JoAnne Graf Stadium in Tallahassee. Last time, we had runners on base, we just werent able to get quality hits and score with runners in scoring position, coach Tim Walton said. Its really nice to get production out of a lot of people. Florida State right-hander Monica Perry got the start for the Seminoles. Perry took the loss in the previous matchup, giving up the game-winning grand slam to Florida outdid not fare much better on Wednesday. After Perry struck out man Taylor Schwarz put the Gators on the board in the second. Following a single by junior Stephanie Tofft, Schwarz launched a home I fouled a couple off that I think were balls, and then she threw me that inside Florida blows out Florida StateW OMENS BASKETBALL PHIL HEILMANAlligator Staff Writer Forgetting that Carlie Needles was a redshirt freshman last season can be easy. With four freshmen and three transfers joining the Gators in 2012-13, she was often But after suffering tears to the ACL and meniscus in her left knee while playing defense in a scrimmage prior to the 2011-12 season an injury that cost her the entire year Needles Impressive enough that coach Amanda Butler admitted she demanded too much at times. Sometimes I expect more out of her as if shes got more years under her belt, and she doesnt, Butler said. She just presents herself that way. Needles expected to be a key reserve last season. But multiple injuries to the Gators backcourt forced her into an expanded role. She started 15 of Floridas 37 games and logged 26.1 minutes per contest fourth highest on the team among regulars. She was also asked to contribute more offensively than originally planned. Freshman Chandler Cooper was expected to develop into Floridas main three-point threat. But Cooper was limited to three games as she battled a foot injury. 63 of her 185 attempts from behind the arc a 34.1-percent clip that was second on the team aging 6.6 points per game. I matured a lot, Needles said. I was pleased with how last year went, and you can only build on that and get better. Despite setting the program record for three-pointers in a game with nine during a 74-44 victory against North Florida on Nov. 19, Needles became better known for her onball defense. Butler was aggressive with her young team, employing a full-court press that forced 17.5 turnovers per game. Needles was often the catalyst causing opponent miscues.Guard looks to build on strong first season We are very much on the same page philosophically.Will MuschampUF coach UF Sof tball Needles SEE SOFTBALL, P A GE 16 SEE NEEDLES, P A GE 16#alligatorSportsTweetableMy shoulders are def bigger than Dwights. Patric Young, UF center Twitter: @BigPatYoung4 Poll ResultsAfter sweeping South Caroline, will the Florida baseball team advance to the NCAA Tournament?79% YES 21% NO19 total votes

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16, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 pitch, Schwarz said. That was my favorite pitch. Florida tacked on three more runs in the third inning to break the game open. led off the inning with her fourth a single. After Hortons hit, Tofft singled to keep the inning going. Tofft and Horton each advanced a base on a wild pitch. Then, Schwarz delivered her third and fourth RBI of the game with a single up the middle that scored both runners. Schwarz is 5 for 5 with two home runs, a triple and seven RBI in Floridas past two games. I was just feeling really conseeing the ball well, Schwarz said. Horton drove in two more runs on a double in the fourth, chopped a single through the activate the run rule. While Floridas offense was scoring off Florida State pitchAlyssa Bache in the circle. With staff ace Hannah Rogers struggling lately, Florida needed Bache to turn in a strong start. The right-hander picked up her eighth victory of the season, surrendering only two hits in The sophomore relied on groundouts throughout the batter she faced, and then regroundouts. I just wanted to get outs, games, I was getting a lot of groundouts and my movement was really working. I was just trying to work on hitting my spots. Baches win gave Florida 11 straight victories against Florida State and a sweep in the season series against the Seminoles. to FSU and been able to have an outing like that against them, Bache said. It really felt good. Contact Adam Lichtenstein at alichtenstein@alligator.org. Javier Edwards / Alligator Schwarz has seven RBI in past two contests I love watching Carlie, junior guard Jaterra Bonds said. Full-court pressure, I cant do that. Thats what she brings that is special to our team. Needles projects to spearhead a deeper unit that will add Cooper and transfer CassBeing a point guard, you kind of have to have leader characteristics, Needles said. I pride myself on having leadership characteristics. I hope it carries over from this year, and I hope my team sees me as a leader as well. Contact Phil Heilman at pheilman@alligator.org. Needles led UFs full-court press NEEDLES, from page 15 SOFTBALL, from page 15 UF Sof tball



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VOLUME 107 ISSUE 139 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 Today We Inform. You Decide.Not officially associated with the University of Florida Published by Campus Communications, Inc. of Gainesville, Florida FORECAST 2 OPINIONS 6 the AVENUE 7 CLASSIFIEDS 11 CROSSWORD 13 SPORTS 1588 /65The Buried Life stars speak to crowd of about 350 peopleThey were paid $15,000 for the RUB event, pg 3. State ban on race-, gender-selective abortions reviewedIf passed, it will be enacted Oct. 1, pg 5. Jeff Choate was hired as Floridas special teams coordinator and outside linebackers coach on Wednesday, pg 15. JACQUELINE BONDAlligator Contributing WriterE-Learning users will click a lot less after UF Information Technology launches a new version of Sakai this summer. The e-Learning system will be upgraded from Sakai 2.8 to Sakai 2.9 in early May, the morning after Spring course grades are submitted. Douglas Johnson, assistant director for learning services, said his team is excited about the 2.9 upgrade because the improvements are more extensive than those in the past. The 2.9 version is much easier for faculty and students to customize and make it their own, he said. Sakai 2.9 will have a new look and feel: The most-used tools will be instantly accessible, faculty will be able to randomly assign students to groups and the old features will be easier to use, according to the UF e-Learning website. In 2012, 11,322 course sections were taught in e-Learning. Also,1,909 instructors and 42,465 students used the program, according to usage numbers provided by UFIT. Tracy Gale, Communications Transformers: The Ride-3D opens this summer at Universal Orlando. Read the story on page 8.Kelly Logan / Alligator StaffBuild It Brick By BrickJesse Rutherford, 5, plays with Legos on Wednesday afternoon at the Alachua County Library downtown. Lego Club meets from 3 p.m. to 3:45 p.m. Wednesdays. ALEXA VOLLANDAlligator WriterThe 6 percent Florida sales tax cannot be charged on food products, but UFs Provisions on Demand customers were paying a higher bill than necessary. development student, visited the Hubs POD Market about two months ago and was taxed for his protein bar. He purchased a water bottle from the same POD Market about three weeks ago and noticed the tax again. Thats when I questioned the cashier who told me that they didnt know why they charged tax, but that it was that way in all of the stores on campus, Mott wrote in an email. He said a little change can add up, so he emailed Gator Dining Services. On April 4, Bill Zemba, resident district manager of Gator Dining, responded. We are checking with our tax folks to get a determination, the email read. On April 11, Marketing Program Manager Jill Rodriguez said the issue came from a coding problem and has been resolved. UF spokeswoman Janine Sikes said she didnt know how long the added tax was in place, but Aramark should comply with all state tax laws. Mott said he was stunned no one recognized the illegality of the added charges. While theres really no way to reimburse patrons for the overcharge, theyve at least recognized the problem and put a stop to it, he said. Contact Alexa Volland at avolland@alligator. org.UF POD markets revoke illegal tax on all food products While theres really no way to reimburse patrons for the overcharge, theyve at least recognized the problem and put a stop to it.Chris Mott development studentIt was a 6 percent sales tax IT WAS 16 DAYS LONG. ROSANNA DEL CIOPPOAlligator Contributing WriterDuring the March Click It or ramped up their efforts to ticket drivers who failed to use their seat belts. Eighty-two seat belt citations were issued during the course of the campaign, according to vid Watson. Prior to the 16-day event, the safety belt usage rate survey reported 93 percent. The post-campaign survey rate was 97 percent, he wrote. Seat belt citations are more prevalent during the campaign, UPD Lt. Greg Streukens said. The goal is to have no violations. It would be wonderful if there were no violators, he said. Unfortunately, with the busy lifestyle people have nowadays, it slips their mind. The Click It or Ticket programs visibility and enforcement is credited with helping increase national seat belt usage. In 2011, usage was reported at 84 percent, and by 2012, it reached 86 percent, according to the National Occupant Protection Use Survey. People who wore seat belts in the Southern states increased from 80 percent in 2011 to 85 percent in 2012. The campaign is a collective attempt among the Florida Department of Transportation, Safety Administration and law enforcement agencies across the state. Nina Barker, interim director for the Florida Transportation Technology Transfer Center, said the campaign makes drivers realize the law. I can only hope that it will increase the compliance in Gainesville, and ultimately, that will save lives, Barker said. In Florida, not wearing a driver or passenger in the front seat for the sole act of not wearing a seatbelt. cidents occur a few miles from the starting point, Streukens said. On campus, because of slow speeds, most of our accidents occur in parking lots less than 5 mph, he said.Click It or Ticket campaign increases safety belt usage by 4 percentage pointsSEE SAKAI, PAGE 4 SEE TICKET, PAGE 4CAMPUSE-Learning website gets faceliftJohnson

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News Today Subscription Rate: Full Year (All Semesters) $100The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator VOLUME 107 ISSUE 139 ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 TODAYFORECASTTHUNDER STORMS 81/60 RAIN 79/61 RAIN 71/57 PARTLY CLOUDY 89/62 PARTLY CLOUDY 88/65 MONDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY FRIDAY WHATS HAPPENING?Nickys Family at the Hippodrome The documentary Nickys Family will be at the Hipp Cinema for one more day. The film is about Sir Nicholas Winton, who smuggled 669 Jewish Czech and Slovak children just before the outbreak of WWII. It will show at 6:30 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. For tickets and more information, visit www.thehipp.org or call 352375-HIPP. One-Man Star Wars Performances of One-Man Star Wars Trilogy will be at Squitieri Studio Theatre through Saturday. Writer/ performer Charles Ross spent too much of his childhood in a galaxy far, far away, and his adulthood has been no different. In this high-energy, 75-minute solo piece, Ross plays all the characters, recreates the effects, sings the songs, flies the ships and fights both sides of the battles from the original Star Wars trilogy. UF student tickets are $10 and available at the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, at the University Box Office or in the Reitz Union. Tickets are also available by calling 352-3922787. For more information, visit www.performingarts.ufl. edu. DeStress for Success Looking to unwind after a long morning and afternoon? The Institute of HispanicLatino Cultures, RecSports, GatorWell and Theta Nu Xi Multicultural Sorority provides culturally linked, relaxing activities to reduce stress in time for finals. There will be free massages provided by RecSports, snacks, and arts and crafts. The event will be from noon to 2 p.m. at the Institute of Hispanic-Latino Cultures (La Casita), which is across from Library West. 50 Shades of Orange and Blue: A Carnival of Color The Freshman Leadership Council invites freshmen to Yulee Pit from 5 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. for an end-of-the-year celebration to commend the Class of 2016 for a successful first year. This is a relaxed, social gathering to unify the freshman class as the year comes to a close. There will be free food, an ice cream bar, sumo wrestling, a dunk tank and more. For more information, visit www.facebook.com/ FreshmanLeadershipCouncil. The season finale of Turkish movie nights See the last film in the series sponsored by the Center for European Studies Turkish Studies Program, My Father for everyone. This event is free to UF and Santa Fe students. Donations are welcome. Dancin Gators Spring showcase The Dancin Gators Night at the Museum showcase is Friday at the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts. Doors open at 7:30 p.m., and the show starts at 8 p.m. Performances will range from ballet to hula, Bollywood, hip-hop and more. For more information, visit dancingators.weebly.com, or email eneisyr29@ufl.edu with questions. Mountain biking skills clinic Join the Gainesville Velo Vixens in an Introduction to Mountain Biking Skills clinic from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday at San Felasco Hammock Preserve State Park. There is a $20 fee for all participants. A discussion of backcountry preparedness, shared-use etiquette and simple maintenance tips precedes several skills stations. These include proper seated rider position, controlled braking and slowspeed technical maneuvering, etc. For more information, visit www.facebook.com/ events/355311147912427/. Paynes Prairie Earth Day Celebrate Earth Day from 9 a.m. to noon Saturday by taking part in an exotic plant removal. The free event will start at Paynes Prairie Preserve State Park, Gate 31. Provide better habitats for wildlife, and prevent the displacement of native species on Paynes Prairie. Contact Lauren at 804384-8883 to sign up and learn more. Got something going on? Want to see it in this space? Send an email with Whats Happening in the subject line to jglum@alligator.org. To ensure publication in the next days newspaper, please submit the event before 5 p.m. Please model your submissions after above events. Improperly formatted Whats Happening submissions may not appear in the paper. Press releases will not appear in the paper. and My Son. This will be at 5:10 p.m. in Griffin-Floyd Hall, Room 100. Journalist Sadik decides his son Deniz should live with his grandparents in a village. Deniz loves his grandfather and adjusts to rustic life very well. Hopes of peace and joy shatter after they receive some shocking news. Probably the best example of contemporary Turkish drama, My Father and My Son reveals to what extent national events affect everyday life and how people invent ways to cope with drama, political or personal. For more information, contact Emrah Sahin at emrahsahin@ufl.edu. Finding X: Being LGBTQA in STEM Join the UF chapter of Out in Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics at 5:15 p.m. in the Reitz Union, Rooms 346 and 347, for a panel discussion on the state of being an LGBTQA identified person in a STEM field. The event will host panelists from academia and industry who can offer varying perspectives on the topic. For more information, visit www.facebook.com/ events/241111062693423/. FLC Presents Swamp Romp The Freshman Leadership Council invites people to partake in its first green event. At 1 p.m. Friday, go to Lake Alice field for a 2K run with an integrated obstacle course that includes tire flipping, push-ups, medicine ball throws and more as participants stand for the fight against childhood obesity through the Youth Combine of Gainesville. The event is free to attend, but participants are encouraged to register for the activities. Registration is also available the day of the event. For more info, visit www.facebook.com/ events/146799068835860/. Shabbat 1800 Shabbat 1800 will be the largest university Shabbat to hit a U.S. campus. The event will take place at 5:30 p.m. Friday on Flavet Field. The goal is to unite all sectors of Jewish life on campus by bringing together several Jewish organizations and rabbis to offer unique perspectives on Judaism. There will be enough matzo balls

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THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 3 Elise Giordano / Alligator StaffMTVs The Buried Life stars Jonnie Penn and Dave Lingwood, presented by RUB Entertainment and Hello Perfect, speak to students at the Reitz Union Rion Ballroom on Wednesday night. NICOLE GERMANYAlligator Contributing WriterJonnie Penn and Dave Lingwood shared their experiences and advice to motivate students Wednesday night. The two stars from the MTV series The Buried Life spoke to about 350 students at the Rion Ballroom in the Reitz Union. Reitz Union Board Entertainment, which sponsored the event with Hello Perfect, paid Penn and Lingwood $15,000 to speak. We want to help other people do what weve done, Penn said before the event. He said one of the hardest goals they want to achieve is No. 100 on their bucket list: go to outer space. The two other stars of the show, Ben Nemtin and Duncan Penn, were not at the event. Together, the four have crossed off their bucket list goals such as breaking into the Playboy Mansion and opening the 6 oclock news. Its all about enjoying the ride and getting the goals done, obviously as quickly as possible, Lingwood said before the event. Angela Ribbler, a 21-year-old UF public relations senior and Hello Perfect vice president, said she hopes students will be inspired to re-evaluate what is important to them. Hannah Atkinson, a 19-yearold UF environmental science sophomore, said she watched the show when she was younger. Having watched them in high school, [students] might have been inspired to do something on their bucket list because of what these kids have done and shown is possible, she said. The Buried Life stars speak to crowd of about 350 peopleLIFESTYLE CHAD FURSTAlligator Contributing WriterJust two drinks a day can put you at risk for developing alcohol-related cancer, and UF students are brewing over the issue. A new study led by the National Cancer Institute found that people who consume 1.5 drinks a day or fewer account for between 26 percent to 35 percent of alcohol-related cancer deaths each year. Between about 18,200 and 21,300 people in the United States die of alcohol-related cancer each year, according to a study published in the American Journal of Public Health. It accounts for between 3.2 percent to 3.7 percent of all cancer deaths in the U.S., according to the study. David E. Nelson, director of the National Cancer Institutes Cancer Prevention Fellowship Program and an author of the study, said although alcohol use can lead to cancer, its difPeople seem to be unaware that alcohol is a known human cancer-causing substance, he said. There are a bunch of different hypotheses on exactly how it works, but no one hypothesis is going to work for all cancers. Russell Crowe, a 19-yearold UF electrical engineering sophomore, said he knows the risks alcohol poses and chooses to not drink it. He said he was surprised how the low number of drinks could lead to cancer. I know a lot of people who drink that much at least, he said. However, not all UF students are willing to sober up. Brittany Pendley, a 20-year-old UF family, youth and community sciences junior, said she drinks alcohol every weekend when she goes out. Ive never seen any negative health effects, she said, adding that she was also surprised by the results of the study. One to two drinks thats not even enough for a buzz.Having a few ups cancer chances THE BEST TIME TO SEE THEM IS IN JUNE. ANDREW KAYSAlligator Contributing Writer appearing around Gainesville. of UFs Branham Lab, which studies about 15 species in the North Central Florida area alone. Branham said the best time to see However, Floridas climate means they can be found in varying numbers throughout the year. A few species, including nonluminescent species, are more active in the winter but, due to multiple freezes, their numbers stayed down, Branham said. As a state, we have the highest country, followed closely by Georgia, he said. Branham said increasing pesticide and mosquito-fog use, light pollution and lowering aquifers are possible contributors to the declining numbers. Abby Noonan, a 21-year-old UF hisglow. grandparents house, she said They looked magical like little stars in the Nelson Having watched them in high school, [students] might have been inspired to do something on their bucket list because of what these kids have done and shown is possible.Hannah AtkinsonUF environmental science sophomore

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4, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 STUDENTS FIND WAYS TO BALANCE SCHOOL AND WORK. JACLYN ROSENAlligator Contributing WriterMichelle Colomer said some days, of sleep into her busy schedule. The 22-year-old UF history senior is taking 17 credits while balancing about 20 hours a week as a Papa Johns employee in the Reitz Union. Its pretty hectic to say the least, she said. No one wants to sleep four American workers said theyre stressed out by some aspect of their work. The study cited increasing workloads as one of the top concerns reported by workers nationwide. Sara Martin, a health promotion specialist for GatorWell, said the end of the semester is a stressful time for stuespecially for those who work. way to balance school with work. Finding stress management strategies that work for you and that you can use consistently creates habits and routines that you can use for the rest of your life, she said. Chelsea Bess, a 21-year-old accounting senior, is enrolled at UF while working at 101 Downtown. Bess has been working since she was 15 years old, and through her experiences shes learned how to manage her time. afford not to work, she said.Study finds Americans are stressed from work53 percent killed not wearing belt are during holiday weekends and football seaFrom 2007 to 2011, 53 percent of the 121,507 ing a seatbelt, according to a 2013 Click it or Ticket Fact Sheet from the National Highway Seat belts dont cause injuries, said Alexfor the UF Department of Health Outcomes & Policy. caused by car crashes, he said. TICKET, from page 1It was designed with users in mindManager for UFIT, said UFIT looked at the analytics for which parts of Sakai were used the most, and those numbers helped determine the changes. The user-friendly aspects are being done based on student usage, so if we can make less clicks, then that is what we are going to do, Gale said. Sakai is only going to expand. She said the trend in higher education is online, and the demand from students and legisIn fact, last week the Florida Legislature appointed UF to grams, Gale said. Michelle Pruitt, a 22-yearold UF international business said she is excited the new eLearning will be streamlined. Sakai just to get to the syllabus or submit an assignment, Pruitt said. eral people testing Sakai 2.9 to smoothly. We think its a huge step in the right direction, he said. SAKAI, from page 1 They lessen the severity of the injuries caused by car crashes.Alexander Wagenaarinjury prevention expert for the UF Department of Health Outcomes & Policy

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THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 5 ADMISSION COSTS $5. JUSTINE GIANCOLAAlligator Contributing Writer UF students and Gainesville residents can celebrate Earth Day at the 35th Annual Farm and Forest Festival Saturday. The festival, hosted by the City of Gainesville Parks, Recreation and Cultural Affairs, will be from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Morningside Nature Center, 3540 E. University Ave. Sally Wazny, program coordinator for Gainesville Parks, Recreation and Cultural Affairs, said unlike past festivals, this years event will focus more on the forest. The festival will feature blacksmithing, woodworking, cooking demonstrations and live animals, Wazny said. She said the festival will also celebrate the traditions and cultures of the Native Americans who lived in the surrounding forests with feather painting and bow and arrow crafting. Admission is $5 for adults, $3 for children and free for children 3 years old and younger. Hollie Greer, recreation leader at Morningside Nature Center, said the festival will include environmental information to educate children. Were trying to make it more of an Earth Day celebration and a celebration of the farms that relied on the forests, she said.Festival to celebrate Earth Day NICOLE ZAKRZEWSKI Alligator Contributing Writer If passed by the Senate, a Florida ban on raceand gender-selective abortions will be enacted Oct. 1. House Bill 845, also known as The Prenatal Nondiscrimination Act, requires abortion providers to sign an ing the abortion based on an unborn childs gender or race. Knowledge that an abortion is due to a childs gender or race, or actively participating in that kind of an abortion, will leave the provider liable of a third-degree felony and up to a A Florida House of Representatives committee voted in favor of the ban, reaching a 10-7 decision this month. House representatives presented the bill for a third reading Wednesday. Its a bill that would further limit peoples ability to get abortions in Florida, said Kylie Lacusky, a 19-year-old UF telecommunication for Voices for Planned Parenthood. In a 2006 Johns Hopkins University study, 42 percent of clinics that offered gender-distinguishing tests performed abortions for sex-selection and nonmedical reasons. About half of the clinics, the study showed, performed the abortions based on family balancing, or choosing how many sons and daughters a family will have. Abortion has been selective since the beginning of time, said Tania Studstilll, executive director of the Womens Resource and Medical Clinic of Gainesville. Son preference is one of the most prevalent forms of sex or gender discrimination, which fuels the elimination of a females right, according to the bill. Race-selective abortion, an elimination of an unborn child because the child or a parent of the child is of an undesired race, is seen as racial discrimination, according to the bill. Kimberly Glass, a 19-year-old UF political science freshman, said she supports the ban and that there is a greater focus on abortions based on gender rather than race. We cant allow discriminatory behavior to perpetuate throughout society, she said.Ban on race-, genderselective abortions reviewed Were trying to make it more of an Earth Day celebration and a celebration of the farms that relied on the forests.Hollie Greerrecreation leader at Morningside Nature CenterCAMPUS SARAH FRICKAlligator Contributing WriterThe UF Genetics Institute has discovered a way for some types of corn to grow in acidic soil. UF School of Forest Resources & Conservation associate professor Matias Kirst and his team studied a genetic variation in corn and found some strains of corn have three copies of a gene that can help the plant tolerate aluminum. Aluminum, an element abundant in acidic soil, is detrimental to root growth, which to absorb nutrients and water. The studied gene stops the plant from absorbing the aluminum. Kirst said this discovery worldwide hunger. Farmers who are unable to grow corn in areas with acidic soil would now be able to, he said. With a growing population, there is not enough food to feed the world, said Don McCarty, associate director of the Genetics Institute. The solution for this problem is to increase the productivity of agriculture. Corn is sort of a super crop, McCarty said. Thomas Burley, a 22-yearold UF agricultural and biological engineering senior, said he thinks its great genetic research is revolutionizing agriculture. This discovery will open up new possibilities for growth that will feed humans directly, Burley said. Its a bill that would further limit peoples ability to get abortions in Florida.Kylie LacuskyUF telecommunication and history sophomore

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Reader responseVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator Column EditorialTHURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to opinions@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458.Sarah Kinonen EDITOR Julia Glum MANAGING EDITOR Sami Main OPINIONS EDITORTodays question: Have you ever been ticketed for not wearing a safety belt? Wednesdays question: with the results of the runoff election?57 TOTAL VOTES58% YES 42% NO Granta list cause for celebration, skepticismThis week, the prestigious literary magazine Granta announced the authors chosen to appear in its Best of Young British Novelists issue. The great news is more women writers and non-British writers are on the list. The bad news is the contemporary literary world is still overwhelmingly male. The list of Best Young British Novelists, which consists of 20 writers 40 years old and younger, has been compiled every 10 years since 1983. This year, the majority of the novelists on the list were either born outside of Britain or are children of immigrants, and 12 of them are women compared to the six women on 1983s and 1993s lists and eight on 2003s list. University and reborn in 1979, has published the early work of many writers who went on to great success: Ted Hughes, The list has come to be regarded as a bellwether in the literary world, since so many of the writers singled out at that early stage of their careers ... have gone on to great critical and commercial success, according to an article in The New York Times. So basically, being picked to appear in Granta is a huge freakin deal. According to the same article in The New York Times, James Freeman, Granta editor, maintained that the magazine that the big storytellers of this generation are people with a very complicated sense of home, Freeman said. In an NPR article, Ellah Alfrey, Grantas deputy editor, scape. Although it sounds nice, Alfreys statement is categorically untrue. ary magazines and reviews and their ratio of male-to-female inclusion. The ratios run across varying platforms: male to female book reviewers, bylines, authors reviewed and an overall average. Grantas overall ratio was 41-to-30 in favor of men. Harpers overall ratio was 158-to-31. The Atlantic clocked in at 236-to-83, and the New York Review of Books at 652-to-165. Alfreys happy reality of the literary landscape is nonexistent, even with the presence of hugely successful contemporary female I could name drop all day, and I still wouldnt communicate how many phenomenal women writers contribute to the industry. So, why are they so underrepresented in reviews? To claim, as Granta does, that the best voices naturally rise to the top seems to trivialize how many real barriers there are in the literary world for women and minorities, NPR reporter Annalisa Quinn wrote in an article. Granta tributors a disservice by implying that it isnt much, much harder to achieve literary fame as a recent immigrant or as a woman. for women in literature. When I initially heard the good news that the fourth edition of the Young British Novelists issue contained twice as seem like a big deal. The New Yorkers Top 20 Under 40 is evenly split between men and women, and the current New ers. In terms of commercial success, women are big-time banking. Its easy, then, to forget that the writers enjoying critical success are mostly male. Is Grantas Best Young British Novelists list a breakthe literary world, much like the tech world and the political sphere, has a lot of catching up to do. Chloe Finch is a journalism sophomore at UF. Her column runs on Thursdays.Worked Up: Can this week pump the brakes?When a lot of bad news happens in one week, it can be really easy to feel like like the world is out to get you. It makes us hyperaware of more bad things. Theres never a pattern until the human brain just makes one up. Except this week is turning out to be a little scarier than most. that will surely continue to shape conversations in American politics and the press. pened. that authorities had made an arrest in connection with the Associated Press were cited on Twitter with that news. Then, the FBI hosted a news conference one that about 1,000 reporters and bystanders attended at Bostons federal courthouse, where it was suspected the person in custody was being held. But, as the FBI pointed out, they had arrested no one in connection with the case. No one has been arrested in connection with the Bossaid Wednesday after a spate of media reports indicated that someone was in custody and headed to court, according to the Los Angeles Times. That sounds like the big-time 24-hour-news-cycle media outlets; somehow they get caught up in the fact that there might be a break in the story instead of waiting for actual results. Jump-the-gun methods aside, the really weird part started soon after that announcement. We are evacuating the building, members of the Boston Police Department told the crowd outside the courthouse at about 3 p.m., according to the article. During the evacuation, vehicles from U.S. Department of Homeland Security pulled long guns stood nearby. Basically, a bomb scare happened in the courthouse where the announcement was made regarding the Boston bombings potential suspect. Two: Poison-laced letters were sent to a U.S. senator and to The letters included the phrase, To see a wrong and not expose it, is to become a silent partner to its continuance, and ing to a Reuters article. Both of these events wouldnt normally create such a big scandal, but when theyre placed in the context of the other national events this week, its a little cause for concern. Not that we need to constantly fear or worry, but we wish that everyone would just calm down. We, as a country, deserve a break. Give us a chance to heal and calm down before you start the next crazy scandal. Its too much work to be so scared. Chloe Finchopinions@alligator.org

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theAvenue THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/THE_AVENUE Whats inside: Best burgers in Gainesville, page 8 Mediocre Advice, page 10 3-D printing is the future, page 10Online exclusives: The New York Times creates haikus from headlines Organic labels make food taste healthier, study saysRead the stories at Alligator.org/the_AvenueAttention Internet lovers: for season two. For more information visit www. Courtesy to the Alligator Transformers: The Ride-3DOptimus Prime and Bumblebee are the newest movie stars to snag their own ride at Universal Studios Or lando. Transformers: The Ride-3D will open this summer. Read the story on page 8. IF PASSED, THE BILL COULD TAKE EFFECT OCT. 1. IAN ROWEAvenue WriterBefore I start this article, I want to tell you something: Going around and asking people if theyre familiar with revenge porn does not make you popular. No, it does not make you popular, at all. There is a repellent effect equal to going around and asking people if theyd like to be in a porn with you, which for them is just your way of asking indirectly, Like porn? Lets make one. But I digress. When I approached different men and women on campus about revenge porn, their reactions were more or less what I expected. for an escape route before she turned back to me and answered, Um . are you serious? Kati Zagurski, a junior, asked me, What is revenge porn? Is that, like, porn where people take revenge on people? Then, sophomore Lauren Holsinger just shouted, Revenge porn?! She otherwise had no opinion about the matter. The mens reactions were markedly different from the womens but identical to each others. and said, Revenge porn, yea! The second succinctly said, Revenge porn? Yea, dude. When I asked if he thought revenge porn was OK, he told me, Go for it, so long as you cant see anybodys face. When I asked if I could include their names in the article, they both told me no for the same reason: I dont think my girlfriend would like that. For those of you who dont know, revenge porn is basically the result of a bad breakup. The jilted ex digs up an old naked picture or a sex tape and then posts it online. (If youre in a relationship and things have become stale, dont make a sex tape. Instead, take a trip. Or, better yet, just break up.) In the past, thanks to certain Internet protection laws like the Communications Decency Act of 1996 and the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, there was little anybody could do. Basically, they stated the content provider isnt responsible for the images because theyre not the people who put them there. But Florida Yes, our noble, phallic-shaped state is trying to pass a bill Although the bill does not state explicitly that it will, or can, do anything about content providers, it is taking steps to hold responsible the individuals who post revenge porn. So, to sum up, its like getting revenge for their having gotten revenge. Get it? Any violator of, lets call it, the AntiRevenge Porn Act, would be sentenced This, of course, brings up the question of what counts as pornographic images and whether a buttcrack is equal in offense to a 30-minute video of that one time we got bored in a cabin. In any case, my advice to any wouldbe violators of this could-be bill is simple: If youre angry at your ex, and you feel like uploading something on the Internet, make it an eHarmony account. Punishing the punishers: Revenge porn BOBBY DESMONDAvenue WriterGator alum Ryan Lochte has spent the past year winning Olympic gold medals, hitting up the Midreality miniseries. The promo for his new show on E! reveals how Americas most eligible bachelor splits his time between Gainesville and Hollywood. Lochte enjoys playing golf, setting fashion trends and mispronouncing common words. Plus, hes prone to repeat the word Jeah! without reason. The reality star says he wants to settle down life with. So, we decided to give him a little dating advice by reviewing his past mishaps to tell him where he went wrong. Rule No. 1: You can either be a reality star or date one, but you cant do both. Last August, Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta star K. Michelle admitted she and Lochte had a lot in common, but she couldnt elaborate beyond their mutual physical attraction. Rule No. 2: If shes dating you for your fame, shes not dating you for you. November gave us rumors of romance between the swimmer and aspiring model Rachel Garrison. red carpet arm in arm at the 2012 Golden Goggle awards. Rule No. 3: You cant date a girl who has better abs than you. Earlier this year, friendship blossomed between the Olympian and Miss Universe Olivia Culpo a fair match considering its hard to tell who has the better bikini body. Rule No. 4: Keep it private: First dates shouldnt be posted on social media. The latest headlines to hit the tabloids claimed Lochte and Carmen Electra were getting close and comfy in a Hollywood nightclub. We like them as a couple, but we dont like that they posted the pictures on Instagram and Twitter. If Ryan Lochte can follow these four simple Tune in to E! for the premiere of What Would how his search for love turns out.What should Ryan Lochte do? Lochte

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8, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 THE RIDE IS FOUR MINUTES. LISA RUDERMANAvenue Contributing WriterUniversal Orlando believes it has transformed the ride experience with Transformers: The Ride-3D. The next-generation attraction, which is set to open at Universal Orlando Resort this summer, will be nothing short of groundbreaking as ride-goers enter an action-packed adventure alongside Optimus Prime and the autobots in order to save mankind from the evil Decepticons. Upon entering the top-secret headas recruits for N.E.S.T. Non-biological Extraterrestrial Species Treaty. After receiving an unexpected message from Optimus Prime, recruits are placed in the autobot EVAC and thrown into the middle of a battle. Guests should be prepared to enter tween the virtual and physical world. The ride, which is four minutes long, is said to feel like hours on an epic journey. The guests are placed right in the middle and face the characters at their full height close enough to feel their breath, said Thierry Coup, senior vice president of Universal Creative. Faithful Transformers fans will not be disappointed with the ride experience: Universals creative team worked closely with Michael Bay in order to create an authentic experience. From the sets to the characters, Universal has made sure to stay true to what people would expect We broke the mold and have taken this ride to a new technological level in terms of blending seamless 3-D, said Michael Bay, dia press release. Not only will the experience be entertaining, it is also said to be record breaking. Coup said Transformers: The Ridethat creates the seamless experience. It will also have one of the fastest build times in the history of Universal, with less than one year to reach full completion. For more information, check out www.prepareforbattle.com.Prepare for battle: Transformers the ride BAKR SALIQAvenue WriterThe only way burgers could be more American is if the buns were made of apple pie and the cheese were made of freedom. As a college town, Gainesville has a responsibility to provide people with ample burger eateries. Im not talking about McDonalds and Burger King, with their limp, tasteless, ketchup-soaked meat cakes. Gainesville residents want delicious, mouth-watering burgers with premium beef and ingredients. Best Burger Variety Recently, a Red Robin restaurant opened in the Oaks Mall, adding some competition to the Gainesville burger scene. With an extremely varied selection of burgers that feature toppings like bleu cheese, jalapenos, fried onions and a ton of other customizable options, the raw original burger joint fares well for meat lovers. around a single patty with a side of steak fries. For a large chain, its one of the best basic-burger options in Gainesville. Best Student-centric Burger Relish offers a wide, sometimes outlandish, variety of burger toppings, and its two locations are close to where university students tend to dwell Midtown and downtown. Unfortunately, the burgers there are bland for my taste. Best Classic Patty If you dont really care for frills on your burger, you should opt for the greasy, delicious burgers of Five Guys Burgers and Fries at its two locations: 4222 NW 16th Blvd. and 3310-B SW 35th Blvd. These burgers arent made with fancy cheeses or sauerkraut. Two patties, free toppings and a bag full of fries are what make a Five Guys burger worthwhile. However, keep in mind, its not the best place to go if you want to lose weight a regular side of fries is about 1,000 calories. But then again, if youre eating a burger for health, youve got your priorities out of order. Best Veg-head Burger What about the the vegetarian options? in town? Just kidding, no one really cares because veggie burgers are practically a salad, and salad is rabbit food, and I am not a rabbit. Your Gainesville burger guide Prime

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10, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 CHARITY HITTAvenue Contributing WriterThree words can sum up the growing trend of digital fabrication: This changes everything. three-dimensional printing, or additive manufacturing, is the method of making a solid 3-D obUsing an additive process known as stereolithography, plastic or rubber is laid down layer by layer and held together by a support material, which is later removed. rapidly adopted throughout multiple industries including at UF. A2 Fab Lab, is a collaboration between the School of Architecture and the School of Art and Art History, and houses technologies including laser cutters, 3-D printers and scanners. Three-D modeling is being adopted by artists in every discipline, from sculpting to painting and is a trend that Jack Stenner, a School of Art and Art History associate faculty member in the A2 Fab Lab, says is here to stay. some of the things that can be done with digital fabrication have been done manually for centuries, Stenner said. Now that we have the capability to digitize just about anything, it just makes more sense to do it using the computer. A2 Fab Lab Coordinator Mathew Chandler said the possibilities are endless. ing entire cars from the engine to the actual wheels to everything. 3-D printing everything, he said. But why use this technology instead of manufacturing methods that have been in place for decades? They are now able to create things that are lighter and stronger than they ever could before. 3-D printing provides a manufacturing process that is different in extrusion and mold making than other everything. UF students outside the colleges opportunity to embrace this emerging technology through a School of Art and Art Technology course. The digital fabrication class started out only open to College of Fine Arts students and Design, Construction and Planning students, Stenner said. In the last where we can open it up to the whole campus. For students who are interested in learning more about digital fabrication but are unable to take the course for credit, joining the new Fab Lab Club is an option. Started last month by Chandler, the club is open to all UF students with an interest in digital fabrication. The club makes art to displayaround campus and functional items such as multipurpose eating utensils for the homeless. technology to do cool, simple, easy things that are cheap but help other people, Chandler said. Fab Lab, digital fabrication class or the Fab Lab Club, visit www.arts. A new dimension of digital printing: Exploring the 3-D trend at UF This column is provided by Ariel Barnes, a 22-year-old majoring in international studies. Would you like to get some Mediocre Advice? Visit http://mediocreadvicegators.tumblr.com/ask Ariel Barnes Dear Friend, Welcome to summer in Florida: similar to the weather in hell. In case of emergency, rip off your sleeves or the lower half of your shirt. Only three things will save us all in the months ahead: crop tops, sleeveless shirts and short shorts. If youre not wearing one of those items or less, call for help because youre about to suffer from a heat stroke. I cant even wear pants in the same room as my overheating computer anymore. Lets also remember that sunscreen isnt a joke. Not even great genetics will stop the sun from shriveling skin like a little raisin. Apply sunscreen, hydrate and wear appropriate summer clothing items half the size of anything youd normally wear. Were in survival mode now. Dear Friend, Im sure he just thinks your dangly human parts are weird. I dont think cats understand what fat is in our culture. No cat paws away food and says, No thank you, human. Thats enough carbs for today. If it ever rejects food from you, its because it wants to hurt your feelings for no reason. Cats always look adorable when breaking your heart into little pieces. Dear Mediocre Advice, My cat laughs at me when I get changed. Do you think he thinks Im fat? Dear Friend, Your boyfriend has poor sexual etiquette, or, as I like to call it, bediquette. Communication can solve the majority of these problems. Let him know hes not the only one who wants to climax. The great thing is that sex is not the only way he can give you what you want. Im sure he owes you more than one orgasm, so you should get to decide how he is going to make up for them. Consider all of your foreplay options, and choose wisely. Dear Mediocre Advice, My boyfriend only lasts about 30 seconds in bed. He doesnt even seem to try to last longer or care about my climax. What should I do? Dear Mediocre Advice, Would it be appropriate to wear a mankini while I drive my car when its 100 degrees outside? technology

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BUY IT. SELL IT. FIND IT. 373-FIND THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/CLASSIFIEDS Classifieds Get that rent money rolling in. Place an ad in the Alligator Classifieds to get your place rented out. Call 373-FIND. 2 BLOCKS FROM UF!Starting @ $375/BR All inclusive! Furnished Cable Internet Utilities www.campuswalk.co 352-337-9098 8-14-25-1 PLAY THERE...LIVE HERETHE POLOSNOW offering ROOMMATE MATCHING on 3/3s$474/personCall Today! 352-335-7656 4-24-72-1 Countryside 4 Bd/4 Bth furnished condo on bus route. Bball, vball, pool, spa and fitness room. $425/room, includes $50 utility allowance per/room. Ellie (561)3619600 or ebelliveau@sgczklaw.com  4-24-13-25-1 2BRs avail in a great 4BR/4BA newly renovated. newly furn student apt @ Countryside. $350/rm/mo. Starting 8/1/13. Cable, internet incl. Bus rts 9, 35 & 36. Bball, vball, pool, spa and fitness room. Indiv leases for students. 813-731-7747 or jigishanyc@yahoo.com 4-19-13-15-1 2BR/2BA condo, can be unfurnished, pets neg, w&d included, sec system, pool, gym + bus-line, close to UF, SHANDS, VA $950/ mo EXIT Realty, call/text Debra Oberlin REALTOR 352-514-6715 4-24-10-1 3 & 4 Bedroom Apartments starting at $315! Convenient bus routes to UF and walking distance from SFC. Call today and ask about One Month FREE: 352.379.9300 4-24-139-1 Empty Space? Find your next tenants in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND to place your ad today! QUIET, CLEAN. LOTS OF GREEN1br $375. 2br $425 372-1201, 213-3901 4-24-13-72-2 Deluxe, Large 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7BR apt/ house, 60 second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House charm. Central AC, washer/dryer included. Wood floors. With Parking. By Private Owner. 352-538-2181 lv message 4-24-13-72-2 ELLIES HOUSES Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or 352-215-4990 12-11-13-167-2 Check out our New 3 bedroom 3 bath upgrades with updated appliances and much more! Mention this ad for $0 move in fees!! Call for details! 352-35-7656 4-24-72-2 Now leasing 1 & 2 BR AptsJust off SW 20th Ave & 34th Street. 1BR/$450, 2BR/$570. Call 335-7066, visit us on Facebook or Twitter or at madisonon20th.com. 4-24-1372-2 Spacious 1, 2, & 3br starting at $475. Many floor plans, some w/ enclosed patios or balconies. Italian tile, BRs carpeted. DW, W/D hk-ups, verticals, CH/AC. Near bus rte, some walk to UF. Sec 8 accepted 352-332-7700 4-24-13-72-2 Centerpoint 1220 NW 12 ST $450 1BR/1BA 530 SQ.FT. Bike to UF through-tree lined streets or ride the bus located one block away! A true 1/1 close but far enough away from the ruckus of the student ghetto. No application fee, most pets ok. E.F.N. Properties, 352-371-3636 or www.efnproperties.com rentals@efnproperties.com 8-14-13-25-2 Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. LAKEWOOD VILLASLarge 1,2 & 3BR floorplans starting at $665. Free Hi-Speed internet, washer/dryer, fitness center, computer lab, swimming pool etc. M-F 9-6, Sat. 10-3 700 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-371-8009 www.lakewoodvillas.com 4-24-13-72-2 2BR/1BA, Cent A/C, mobile home on shady lot on busline. Laundry room. No pets. From $355-$420/mo. Incl water. 1st 1/2 month free rent. Vacant lots also available 4546 NW 13th St. 376-5887 4-24-83-2 QUIET AFFORDABLE LIVING Immediate 1/1, 2/1s Call for Newly Reduced Rates! 1/2 mi to UF, 3 bus routes Midtown parking, bike trail to UF www.FrederickGardens.com 4-24-13-61-2 UPPER WESTSIDESpacious 1 & 2 bdrm luxury apts. Walking distance to UF & stadium. Now leasing for fall 2013. Free Hi-Speed internet. Parking avail. 328 NW 14th Street 352-872-4644 www.upperwestsideuf.com 4-24-13-55-2 SPYGLASSIndividual Leases. Furniture pkgs. incl Washer/Dryer & FREE Hi-Speed internet. Rates start at $399. Every unit an end unit. Mon-Fri 9-6 Sat. 10-5 701 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-373-6330 www.spyglassapts.com 4-24-13-55-2 WALK TO UF START SUMMER OR FALL Studios $450-$400 1BR/1BA $550 $525 2BR $650-$850 1 yr lease. SD, NS, NP. Call/Text 352-870-7256 gvll32601@gmail.com 6-20-13-55-2 PETS PARADISE$390 $650. No app or pet fee. 1 & 2BR, privacy fenced. SW. 352-331-2099 4-24-13-33-2 2,3,4 & 5BR HOUSES, BLOCKS TO UF. Rent directly from owner, no intermediary. Pets OK, Available Aug 1st. dalyproperties. com or 352-359-3341/359-5584 4-24-1334-2 2/2.5 bath townhouse one block to uf. Wood floors, w/d, dishwasher, guaranteed parking. Avail 8/1 Call Todd 514-4915 $1150 per month www.forrentgainesville.com 4-2313-30-2 2x1 HOUSE 2 blocks to UF. Sorority Row area. Cent AC/HT, W/D, wood floors, DW, deck, fence, parking. Available Aug 16 1 year. Pet +$50 665-8166 $890/month. 5-23-13-32-2 Beautiful 2-story home. 2 1/2 mi from UF. 5BR/2.5BA. 2400 sq ft. Lg treed lot 100'x176'. Very quiet area. Newly remodeled. Hdwd flrs, tiles, W/D, ref, stove, DW, fans. Availl 8/1. $1600/mo + SD. 727-686-1404 4-19-13-15-2 Several cute & clean houses & apartments available for August, located in quiet NW areas near UF/Downtown. Rates from $455 per month. Call/Text Anita: 352-575-4395; Anita@cozygator.com; www.cozygator.com 5-14-13-26-2 COLLEGE ROOMS STARTING AT $400.00 MONTH, 1/1, 2/2, 3/2's UTILITIES INCLUDED NO MOVE IN COST. WE DO SEMISTER LEASING Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 2-7-13-150-2 $875 RENT,AVAIL NOW, 2/2.5 BATH TOWNHOUSE 3035 SW ARCHER RD, LAUNDRY, GRANITE KITCHEN, PARKING, ONE MONTH DEPOSIT, CALL 732-9392909 EMAIL SHUKLA.R@ATT.NET 2-253-2 Available August 1st. 3BR very nice house. Wood floors, private fenced backyard, W/D included. 9 blocks to campus. See at gainesvillequalityrentalhouses.com 924 NW 9th Ave. $1100/Mo. 352-339-2342 4-1913-20-2 AVAILABLE Summer & Fall WALK TO UF Studios $410 1BRs $405-$510 2BRs $485 Gore Rabell Real Estate 378-1387 www.Gore-Rabell.com 4-24-13-18-2 ** LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION ** 1,2,3 and 4 bedroom houses & apartments available for August. All near UF. Most pets accepted. Call 870-2760 5-16-13-20-2 2br/2ba, 1000sq' house for rent in quiet n'hood; June; close to campus, downtown, I75; built-in bkcases, desk, storage; w/d; galley kitch w/ eat-in counter, stools; encl porch 3625 sw 19 street. call: 352-870-1195 6-413-25-2 COUNTRYSIDE 4BR/4BA, furnished common area. Individual leases available. Main bus route. Unit next to pool. $375/room/mo incl all utils & internet. Available mid-May. 561-718-7637 or 561-582-1031 5-23-1120-2 Beautiful, Recently Reduced Apt at Campus Edge 3/2 ($1195/month) and 2/2 ($949/ month). Walk to SW Rec and Shands. Perfect for Grad Students. W/D and appliances included. Call 954-325-6375 for details 4-22-13-14-2 Walk 1 block to Shands, VA, Vet, dental, nursing, pharmacy Schools; UF Campus. $550 mo. Spacious, Pool, Laundry, One BR $550, 2 BR 650. New carpet, tile, paint, cabinets. 352 284 3873;postj@bellsouth.net 5-23-13-20-2 LOTS OF GREEN SPACE 1BR Cottage w/ screeen porch. $550/mo. 2BR House $700/mo Call 352-372-1201 or 352-213-3901 4-2413-16-2 1100 sq ft 3BR/1BA HOUSE. Wood floor in living room, screened-in large back porch, all kitchen appliances including W/D are 1 yr old. Fenced-in backyard. $1100/mo Avail Aug 1st. Call 352-258-9116 to see. 5-1413-15-2 1700 sq ft 3BR/2BA HOUSE. Wood floors, screened-in large back porch, W/D, corner lot. $1400/mo. Avail Starting August 1st. Call 352-258-9116 to see. 5-14-13-15-2 1 For Rent: Furnished 2 For Rent: Unfurnished 3 Sublease 4 Roommates 5 Real Estate 6 Furnishings 7 Computers 8 Electronics 9 Bicycles 10 For Sale 11 Motorcycles, Mopeds 12 Autos 13 Wanted 14 Help Wanted 15 Services 16 Health Services 17 Typing Services 18 Personals 19 Connections 20 Event Notices 21 Entertainment 22 Tickets 23 Rides 24 Pets 25 Lost & FoundAll real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination because of color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make limitation, or discrimination. We will newspaper uses great care in accepting or rejecting advertising according to its suitability, we cannot verify that all advertising claims or offers are completely valid in every case and, therefore, cannot assume any responsibility for any injury or loss arising from offers and acceptance of offers of goods and/or services through any advertising contained herein.In Person:Cash, Check, MC, or Visa 1105 W. University Ave. M-F, 8am 4pmBy E-mail :By Fax: (352) 376-3015 By Mail:Call 352-373-FIND for information. Sorry, no cash by mail. MasterCard, Visa or checks only.By Phone: (352) 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pmWhen Will Your Ad Run?Ads placed by 4 pm will appear two publication days later. Ads may run for any length of time and be cancelled at any time. Sorry, but there can be no refunds or credits for cancelled ads. Corrections and Cancellations: Cancellations: Call 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pm. No refunds or credits can be given. Alligator errors: corrections before noon. 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12, ALLIGATOR Traffic a hassle? Move into your own downtown apt! www.ArlingtonSquare.org Studios to 3bdrms from $625 Check Specials Today! 338-0002 4-24-1310-2 Dont get stuck with an extra rent payment. Advertise your subleases in the Alligator Classifieds and save yourself some cash. Call 373-FIND. 1 Bedroom/Bath of a 4/4 Furnished Boy's Apt. at 2nd Ave Centre. Rent is $425/mo. First floor apartment with wood floors throughout. Contact me at 904-607-5656 or email at chrisgomz@ufl.edu 4-18-5-3 1 Room in a 4/2 at Royal Village For Summer A&B or C. Just a Few Block from Campus with Bus Routes. Utilities Included. $399 tinyurl.com/gvilleapt 321-439-4239 johnbreske@ufl.edu 4-19-5-3 Reletting a 1/1 in a 4BR/4BA @ UCLUB APT: $395/MO. Fully furnished. EARLY MAY-JULY 31. Includes utilities,cable, Wifi, washer & dryer. Bus rts. 9,35,36. Pool/gym/ Computerlab. Contact: 727-288-8408/sschwerer@ufl.edu 4-23-13-7-3 Subleasing 1 or 2 bedrooms in 3bd/2ba townhouse behind sorority row, 5 min walk from campus. Private parking and W/D included. $460/mo; May-August. Price negotiable. LHenry91@ufl.edu or 941-780-0476 4-24-13-5-3 IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC! Is your roommate driving you crazy? Find a replacement in the Alligator Classifieds! Beautifully renovated, furnished condo,1 mile from UF, $369/MO includes cable, internet, utilities, pool + fitness room and on bus route, Female roommate needed, 352 262-3291 6-20-13-23-4 Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile home and much more in the ALLIGATOR CLASSIFIEDS! Reach thousands of possible buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over the phone, by fax, email or CHECK OUT PLACING YOUR AD THRU OUR ONLINE AT www.alligator.org. or please call 373Find (373-3463)NEW CONDOS-WALK TO UFFor Info on ALL Condos for Sale, Visit www.UFCONDOS.COM or Matt Price, University Realty, 352-281-3551 4-24-72-5 Got a new couch?. Sell your old one in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND (3463) to place your ad today. BED QUEEN $120 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still in plastic. Call 352-372-7490 will deliver. 4-24-13-72-6 BED FULL SIZE $100 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic w/warranty. Can deliver. Call 352377-9846 4-24-13-72-6 MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT $400 Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must sell. Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-3727490 4-24-13-72-6 BED KING $200 PILLOWTOP mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never been used, in plastic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can deliver. 4-24-72-6 BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can deliver. Retail $4500, must sell, sacrifice $850 (352) 372-7490 4-24-72-6 SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 4-24-72-6 FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/ mattress. New, in box. $160 332-9899 ___________________________________. DINETTE SET 5pc $120 Brand new in box. Never used. 352-377-9846 4-24-72-6 **BEDS ALL BRAND NEW** **Full $100 Queen $125 King $200** Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name matching sets not used or refurbished. Still in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516. 4-24-72-6 BEDQUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mattress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver. $130 352-377-9846. 4-24-72-6 BEDROOM SET$300 BRAND NEW Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 4-24-13-72-6 Selling computers, parts, or repair services or just looking for that new rig? Look in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND for more information. COMPUTER & LAPTOP REPAIRS Network specialists We buy computers and laptops Working and Non-working 378-4009, 607 NW 13th Street 4-24-13-12-7 Sell your old stereo, cell phone, and more in the Electronics Section of the Alligator Classifieds. 373-FIND In the market for a new set of wheels or just looking to add a second to that collection? Want personalized handlebars or a fitted seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds UF Surplus On-Line Auctionsare underwaybikes, computers, furniture, vehicles & more. All individuals interested in bidding go to: SURPLUS.UFL.EDU 392-0370 8-14-13-25-10 GOATS FOR SALECharlie 352-514-9858 4-24-72-10 Guitars and Musical Instruments New, Used and Factory Refurbished Check Us Out Before You Buy!! Leonardo's Music, Micanopy, FL 352-450-0928 Leonardos302.com 4-24-13-72-10 $700 Sunfish 14 ft.Sailboatlike new; with trailer. all original hardware, mahogany dagger board and rudder, rainbow sail, 352 376 0080; postj@bellsouth. 4-24-13-16-10 BOOKS: Alors! Wolfclaw zee cocker spaniel ees missing! Why? Learn zee terrible truth in Clumsy Hearts, a slightly misguided romance, by Hysteria Molt. Available via Amazon.com. 4-24-13-6-10 A/C UNIT 10,000 BTU FRIGIDAIRE Brand new in unopened bos. Lowes cost $270 Sell for $200 352-336-5808 4-19-2-10 Alligator Classifieds is the way to get your 2 wheels on the road. Show off your bikes, scooters, and repair services. Call 373-FIND to get your classified in. MOTORCYCLE TIRE SALE SPORT, STREET, CRUISER, OFF-ROAD. OVER 400 TIRES IN STOCK. MENTION THIS AD FOR $10.OO OFF. RPM MOTORCYCLES 352-377-6974 4-24-72-11 4-24-13-72-11 NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS Great Scooters, Service & Prices! 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 Vespa, Genuine, GMW, & More! NS4L.com facebook.com/newscooters4less 4-24-13-72-11 SCOOTER REPAIRNew Scooters 4 Less has LOW repair rates! Will repair any make/model. Close to UF! Pick-ups avail. Cheap oil changes!! 336-1271 4-24-13-72-11 Road Rat Motors Largest Scooter Store in Town! Run by Gator Grads! New scooters starting at $999. 1-2yr warranties with roadside assistance included. 376-6275 RoadRatMotors.com 8-1413-25-11 Road Rat Motors offers FREE pickup service for any paid scooter repair. LOWEST labor rate, quickest turnaround in town! Will repair ANY brand scooter. Free estimates. 3766275. RoadRatMotors.com 8-14-13-25-11 SCOOTER RENTALSRent for a day, week, month or semester. Now renting Buddy scooters too! 352-336-1271 www.gainesvillescooterrentals.com 4-24-13-72-11 Campus Scooters Mobile Sales and Scooter Service. We offer free estimates on all repairs and we come to you. We also have new scooters starting at $799.00 Call us today at 352-263-0425 4-24-72-11 SWAMP CYCLES Closest to campus. MMI Certified Mechanics for Motorcycles and experienced scooter mechanics. Lowest prices. Friendly service. 633 NW 13th Street, 373-8823, www.swampcycles.com 4-2458-11 STORAGE for your scooter, bike, or motorcycle is available at Road Rat Motors for only $100 for the full summer or $50 for half! Indoor, secure storage to keep your investment safe! Limited spaced available. (352) 376-6275 4-24-13-6-11 Unload your lot. Sell your cars through Alligator Advertising for cheap. 373-FIND or place your ad online at www.alligator.org/ classifieds CARS CARS BuySellTrade Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars 3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150 4-24-72-12

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ALLIGATOR We Buy Junk Cars Trucks, Vans Titled only Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3191 8-14-25-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO CREDIT CHECK!!!! VEHICLES $1000 AND UP! 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 BRING YOUR W2 AND DRIVE TODAY!!!! NO MONEY DOWN!!!! VEHICLES $1000 & UP!! 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 94 Ford Ex;lorer $1000 94 Mazda Protege $1500 96 Cadillac Deville $1500 98 Cadillac Catera $1999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 95Honda Civic $3999 96 Honda Accord $3999 00 Hyundai Elantra $4999 95 Lexus GS300 $4999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 03 Chevy Impala $5999 99 Honda Accord $4999 04 Saturn Ion $6999 02 Buick Lesabre $6999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES NO CREDIT CHECKS!!! CARS, TRUCKS, SUV'S & VANS! 30 DAY WARRANTY!!! 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 BRING YOUR W2 AND DRIVE TODAY!!!! NO MONEY DOWN!!!! WILL FINANCE ANYONE!! 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 04 Nissan Sentra $6999 02 Toyota Corolla $6999 06 Mits Galant $7999 04 Toyota Corolla $8999 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 04 Volvo S40 $8999 04 Ford F150 $8999 03 Nissan Frontier $9999 06 Chevy Silverado $9999 352-375-9090 4-24-54-12CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED. Call Brandy 352-771-6191 4-24-13-72-12 This newspaper assumes no responsibility for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money. St. Francis House is a homeless shelter and soup kitchen located in downtown Gainesville, and we are looking for help from volunteers like you. St. Francis House depends on monetary support from individual donors and community businesses in order to help feed the homeless and the hungry.If you are interested in volunteering,please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or sfhcoor@stfrancis.cfcoxmail.comTo make a donation by mail,please send checks payable to St. Francis House P.O. Box 12491 Gainesville, FL 32604 LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS: Gold Diamonds Gems Class Rings ETC Top Cash $$$ or Trade OZZIES FINE JEWELRY 352-318-4009. 4-24-72-13UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 8-14-25-13 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5062 if interested. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 4-24-13-72-13 CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED CALL 352-771-6191 4-24-13-72-13 This newspaper assumes no responsibility for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money. Advertising Office Manager/ National Account ExecutiveThe Independent Florida Alligator, the largest student run newspaper in the country, is seeking to hire someone with the following qualifications. Full Time position Enthusiastic Detail oriented Excellent organizational skills Office Administrative skills, clerical skills Ability to multitask and meet deadlines Excellent customer service skills Head national sales with the newspaper Ability to train new employees Experienced with Microsoft Office Great communication skills, personable Quick learner Help manage team of constantly changing student sales staff Nonprofit organization Modest Salary Great working environment Generous holiday and vacation benefits Send cover letter and resume to tcarey@alligator.org to be considered for an interview. No phone calls please. EOE WEB PRODUCTIONSeeking staff members for the web production team at alligator.org. Interested candidates should possess the following: Familiarity with media production tools such as Adobe InDesign, Photoshop, Premiere, etc. Familiarity with a web-based CMS and/or web coding basics will receive extra consideration. An ability to learn and work with new programs quickly and efficiently Deep interest in the growth and development of new media Skill in producing not only the written, but audio and visual components of media segments and graphics. The desire to make a lasting impact on a UF tradition in a shifting media landscape. Send all inquiries with resume direct to Evan Walker, Managing Editor/Online at ewalker@alligator.org Daytime Advertising ProductionThe Independent Florida Alligator Advertising Production Department is accepting student applications. Duties include graphic design and organizational layout. Will train, but experience with Adobe InDesign, Photoshop and Illustrator is preferred. Friendly work environment, flexible schedule, with hours between 9 am 5 pm M-F. Must be available to work Summer C and be currently enrolled in classes. A one-year commitment is expected. Fill out an application at the front desk of The Alligator, 1105 W University Ave, M-F 9 am 5 pm. No phone calls, please. Include available work schedule and references. Previous applicants are welcome to reapply with current schedule. EOE What's black and white and read all over?? The Independent Florida Alligator Be part of the sales team of the largest college newspaper in the country by applying to be aPAID SALES REPIf you are enrolled as a UF or SFC student available to work 15-20 hours a week this summer, and are eager to gain valuable sales experience,Don't have that much time?Apply to be aINTERNIf you are enrolled as a UF or SFC student available to work 10-12 hours a week this summer, and are eager to gain valuable sales experience, Stop by the Alligator, 1105 W. University Avenue, to fill out an application and class schedule or email resume to advertising@alligator.org. We will contact you for an interview opportunity to get your career jump started! EEO/AA Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. BARTENDING$300 A DAY POTENTIALNo experience necessary, training provided. 800-965-6520 ext 138 4-24-13-72-14 Students in Accounting, Aviation, Business/ Sales and computer science needed for various positions. Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/employment 8-14-1325-14 Summer Jobs $2400 Room and Board included Get Paid to Play! The Florida Elks Youth Camp (FEYC) needs college students for summer camp counselors ages 18 and up. FEYC is an over-night camp located in Umatilla, FL. The camp runs June 10 August 3. Please contact Krys Ragland at 1-800-523-1673 Ext. 251 or 352 455-4267 www.feyc.org 4-24-13-70-14

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14, ALLIGATOR Food Science and Human Nutrition at the University of Florida is conducting a research study for women 20-40 yo on birth control pills. Compensation given. For details call Bonnie Coats at 273-9014 4-24-35-14 CUTTING-EDGE UF RESEARCH STUDY Smokers wanted (1 pack a day for 5 years) Periodontal (gum line) sampling only 5 visits over 2 years; up to 1.5 hr each visit FREE oral exam, up to $160 compensation Call: 352-392-2945 5-30-13-36-14 Carwash looking for highly motivated, honest, dependable, clean cut employees. Great earning potential, flexible schedule, apply at parkplacecarwash.com click the "join us" ball 4-24-13-18-14 STAY IN GAINESVILLE A Gainesville based company is looking for the following: SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS LINUX ADMINISTRATORS ACCOUNTING ASSISTANTS ACCOUNTING EDITORS BUSINESS MANAGER PERSONAL COUNSELORS ADMIN ASSISTANTS SALES CONSULTANTS CAMERA OPERATOR FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR Please complete an online application at www.gleim.com/employment. 4-24-13-1614 ATTENTION SMOKERS! Smokers are needed to participate in a brief research study. Participants will be asked to meet with researchers on the University of Florida campus for about 30 minutes. You may be compensated for your participation. If interested, call the UF Smoking Lab and Clinic at 352-273-2151 or email us at ufsmokelabclinic@gmail.com 4-24-16-14 Be an independent Damsel Pro Are you passionate about safety & empowering women? We have products & fact-based education that can and does save lives. Join us @ www.MyDamselPro.net/Jan 4-19-13-8-14 Systems Project Analyst 42001472 Career position to develop and implement mobile data management applications. 40 to 50K to start plus excellent benefits. Requires a Bachelors degree in technology or computer science with strong programming skills. Interested and qualified applicants must apply online through People First at https://peoplefirst.myflorida.com/logon. htm Announcement closes Thursday, April 18, 2013 Click link to Apply for 42001472. For questions contact Debra Martinez (352) 395-4659 or by email Debra.Martinez@ freshfromflorida.com. Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, Division of Plant Industry. EOE/AA/VP 4-18-13-714 University of Florida Survey Research Center 720 SW 2nd Ave. suite 156 Mon-Fri 9am-8pm 392 2908 ext. 105 $9.00/$9.50/hr + Incentive + Paid Training Telephone Interviewing NO SALES Bilingual SPANISH Speakers Needed http://www.bebr.ufl.edu/survey/hiring 4-24-13-11-14 Babysitter Needed 8 & 10 yr old. Mon/Tues 7a-8:30a (pd for 2 hrs) & then 1:30p-6/7pm. $10/hr MUST have reliable transportation & CPR. 1-2 year commitment desired. Provide resume, CPR card, 3 references & photo to NPmama@hushmail.com 4-19-7-14PROPERTY MANAGER FTFriendly, energetic person. Requires 5 yrs. Individual Leasing apartment management experience, good communication skills & computer knowledge. Must be avail. weekends. Send resume to: humanresources@cmcapt.com DFWP 4-24-13-9-14 Bench Scientist: Self-motivated individual with strong problem-solving skills to work in antibody production and assay development. Knowledge of ELISA methodology and basic immunology is desirable. 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Apply in person Spyglass Apts. 701 SW 62nd Blvd. DFWP 4-24-13-9-14 LEASING AGENT PTFriendly, energetic person. Experience preferred. Hourly & bonus. Great benefit pkg. Must be available weekends. Apply in person Spyglass Apts. 701 SW 62nd Blvd. DFWP 4-24-13-9-14 HOUSE MANAGER Single, mature adult for a co-ed co-op near UF. Ideal for PhD student or veteran with several years of graduate study ahead. Room, utils, parking, meals, & small monthly stipend for performing housing duties. Cover letter and resume to clo1931@gmail.com. Background check and Bondable. No Pets. 4-24-13-10-14 Southeast Car Agency has an open position for a car cleaner/lot porter. Must have dependable transportation and valid driver license. Apply in person only at 310 NE 39th Ave, Gainesville NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE. 4-19-13-6-14 Extended Day Enrichment Program Now Hiring for Jobs Starting in AugustEnergetic, knowledgeable people wanted to work with elementary school children doing arts & crafts, sports, Girl Scouts, dance and much more in an after school program at various schools. Hours are M,T,Th,F 1:45-5:30 & Wed 12:30-5:30 PM. Various locations close at 6:00pm Activity Leaders earn $10 per hour. Drug Testing Required, Background Investigation Conducted Affirmative Action/Equal Opportunity Employer Apply online at www.sbac.edu School Board of Alachua County 620 E. University Ave Gainesville, FL 32601 Fore more information call EDEP office @ 955-7766 4-19-5-14 NEED NANNY PT: min 2 wks/mon 40hrs/wk, M-F @ $12/hr; starts May 1; 4+yrs & 2yrs; exp; good refs; bkkg ch; Noah's Ark Nanny e-mail resume, pix, & schedule to info@noahsarknanny.com 5-14-11-8-14 Camp facilitator @ community center. 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THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG Coach Rhonda Faehn is pleased with Floridas gymnastics adaptability this year. Read the story online at alligatorSports.org. JOE MORGANAlligator Staff WriterWhen Dan Quinn left Florida to join the Seattle Seahawks staff on Jan. 17, coach Will Muschamp wasted no time in naming a new defensive coordinator. Muschamp replaced Quinn the same day with special teams coordinator D.J. Durkin. Muschamp took more time to name Durkins replacement, announcing the hiring of UTEP defensive coordinator Jeff Choate as special teams coordinator and outside linebackers coach on Wednesday. Choate is Muschamps second new hire since the 2012 season ended. former defensive line coach Bryant Young, who resigned from Muschamps staff on April 10. We are excited to have Jeff Choate join our staff, Muschamp said in a release. He is a highenergy coach, an outstanding recruiter and evaluator, and has a reputation as one of the top special teams coaches in the nation. Choate joins offensive coordinator Brent Pease as one of two former Boise State assistant coaches on Muschamps staff. Choate spent six seasons on Broncos coach Chris Petersens staff from 2006-2011, coaching special teams, running backs, linebackers and nickelbacks. After spending the 2012 season as Washington States linebackers coach, Choate joined coach Sean Kuglers staff at UTEP as defensive coordinator. Coach Choate is the epitome of an energizer bunny. His motor runs full 24/7, Kugler said at Choates introductory press conference on Jan. 8. He was probably the top special teams coach in the country when he was at Boise State. Muschamp added in Wednesdays release: We are very much on the same page philosophically. Choate takes over a special tionally with six blocked kicks and punts last season. He will have the opportunity to work with Ray as well as kick returner Andre Debose and one of the nations top gunners in Loucheiz Purifoy. Im excited about the opportunity to join the Gator staff and have the chance to compete at the highest level, Choate said in a release. Ive gotten to know coach Muschamp over the past couple of years and have a tremendous amount of respect for him as a coach and a person. Im looking forward to continuing the great special teams tradition that has been established here and cant wait to get to work. Contact Joe Morgan at joemorgan@alligator.org.Courtesy to the Alligator / Washington State University Athletic Association UTEP defensive coordinator Jeff Choate was hired as Floridas special teams coordinator and outside linebackers coach on Wednesday. Choate was Washington States linebackers coach last season. Choate named special teams coordinator ADAM LICHTENSTEINAlligator Staff WriterWhen Florida and Florida State met up at Katie Seashole Pressly Stadium on March 27, the two teams played eight innings before a winner prevailed. UF and FSU needed only The No. 3 Gators (42-5, 14-4 Southeastern Conference) offense came out in full force in an 8-0 run-rule victory against the Seminoles (34-15, 13-2 Atlantic Coast Conference) on Wednes day night at JoAnne Graf Stadium in Tallahassee. Last time, we had runners on base, we just werent able to get quality hits and score with runners in scoring position, coach Tim Walton said. Its really nice to get production out of a lot of people. Florida State right-hander Monica Perry got the start for the Seminoles. Perry took the loss in the previous matchup, giving up the game-winning grand slam to Florida outdid not fare much better on Wednesday. After Perry struck out man Taylor Schwarz put the Gators on the board in the second. Following a single by junior Stephanie Tofft, Schwarz launched a home I fouled a couple off that I think were balls, and then she threw me that inside Florida blows out Florida StatewW OMENsS BasASKETBaALL PHIL HEILMANAlligator Staff Writer Forgetting that Carlie Needles was a redshirt freshman last season can be easy. With four freshmen and three transfers joining the Gators in 2012-13, she was often But after suffering tears to the ACL and meniscus in her left knee while playing defense in a scrimmage prior to the 2011-12 season an injury that cost her the entire year Needles Impressive enough that coach Amanda Butler admitted she demanded too much at times. Sometimes I expect more out of her as if shes got more years under her belt, and she doesnt, Butler said. She just presents herself that way. Needles expected to be a key reserve last season. But multiple injuries to the Gators backcourt forced her into an expanded role. She started 15 of Floridas 37 games and logged 26.1 minutes per contest fourth highest on the team among regulars. She was also asked to contribute more offensively than originally planned. Freshman Chandler Cooper was expected to develop into Floridas main three-point threat. But Cooper was limited to three games as she battled a foot injury. 63 of her 185 attempts from behind the arc a 34.1-percent clip that was second on the team aging 6.6 points per game. I matured a lot, Needles said. I was pleased with how last year went, and you can only build on that and get better. Despite setting the program record for three-pointers in a game with nine during a 74-44 victory against North Florida on Nov. 19, Needles became better known for her onball defense. Butler was aggressive with her young team, employing a full-court press that forced 17.5 turnovers per game. Needles was often the catalyst causing opponent miscues.Guard looks to build on strong first season We are very much on the same page philosophically.Will MuschampUF coach UF Softball NNeedles sSEE sSOFTBaALL, Pa A GE 16s SEE NEEDLEsS, Pa A GE 16#alligatorSportsTweetableMy shoulders are def bigger than Dwights. Patric Young, UF center Twitter: @BigPatYoung4 Poll ResultsAfter sweeping South Caroline, will the Florida baseball team advance to the NCAA Tournament?79% YEES 21% NONO19 total votes

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16, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2013 pitch, Schwarz said. That was my favorite pitch. Florida tacked on three more runs in the third inning to break the game open. led off the inning with her fourth a single. After Hortons hit, Tofft singled to keep the inning going. Tofft and Horton each advanced a base on a wild pitch. Then, Schwarz delivered her third and fourth RBI of the game with a single up the middle that scored both runners. Schwarz is 5 for 5 with two home runs, a triple and seven RBI in Floridas past two games. I was just feeling really conseeing the ball well, Schwarz said. Horton drove in two more runs on a double in the fourth, chopped a single through the activate the run rule. While Floridas offense was scoring off Florida State pitchAlyssa Bache in the circle. With staff ace Hannah Rogers struggling lately, Florida needed Bache to turn in a strong start. The right-hander picked up her eighth victory of the season, surrendering only two hits in The sophomore relied on groundouts throughout the batter she faced, and then regroundouts. I just wanted to get outs, games, I was getting a lot of groundouts and my movement was really working. I was just trying to work on hitting my spots. Baches win gave Florida 11 straight victories against Florida State and a sweep in the season series against the Seminoles. to FSU and been able to have an outing like that against them, Bache said. It really felt good. Contact Adam Lichtenstein at alichtenstein@alligator.org. Javier Edwards / Alligator Schwarz has seven RBI in past two contests I love watching Carlie, junior guard Jaterra Bonds said. Full-court pressure, I cant do that. Thats what she brings that is special to our team. Needles projects to spearhead a deeper unit that will add Cooper and transfer CassBeing a point guard, you kind of have to have leader characteristics, Needles said. I pride myself on having leadership characteristics. I hope it carries over from this year, and I hope my team sees me as a leader as well. Contact Phil Heilman at pheilman@alligator.org. Needles led UFs full-court press NeeEEDLeES, from page 15 SOFTBaALL, from page 15 UF Softball