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VOLUME 107 ISSUE 109 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 Today We Inform. You Decide.Not officially associated with the University of Florida Published by Campus Communications, Inc. of Gainesville, Florida 71 /43 FORECAST 2 OPINIONS 6 the AVENUE 7 CLASSIFIEDS 11 CROSSWORD 13 SPORTS 15Swamp Head brewer featured in national beer magazines 30 under 30Hes in the March 2013 issue, pg 5. UF programs collaborate to keep rural children healthyHealthy Kids will launch in May, pg 5. Daft Punk to release new album in late springRead more at alligator.org/blogs. KELCEE GRIFFISAlligator WriterKarla Flagg grinned as she stepped into the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts on Wednesday night, admiring the ticket she clutched in her hands. Flagg, a 21-year-old Palatka resident, came to listen to someone she admires. Im excited to be here seeing Maya Angelou, she said. The acclaimed poet and author visited UF and spoke to about 1,600 people inside the auditorium at the Accent Speakers Bureau-sponsored event. About 650 more people gathered around a large screen that broadcasted the speech outside. Angelou talked for an hour, telling stories about her life. Sometimes she broke into song or into different accents. She quoted her own poems and the works of others such as William Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe. Angelou said she experienced the strengthening was raped at age 7 by her mothers boyfriend, she said, she told adults what had happened. Soon after, she heard a mob had kicked him to death. She didnt speak for six years because she thought her words could kill people. Reading poetry during that time helped her experience the healing power of words, she said. Angelou urged the audience to memorize poetry for a strong foundation. what you hoped theyd be when your beloved has found another beloved you need something to call upon, she said. Paris Wheeler, a 20-year-old UF psychology and criminology junior, said Angelous presentation conveyed emotion that made the words she read come alive. I used to love poetry, she said. And she really reinstated that for me tonight. BRADLEY OSBURNAlligator Contributing WriterResearch paid for by taxpayers will soon be open to the public, according to a memorandum released by the White House Friday. The memo told federal agencies that give more than $100 million in research funds a year to submit plans to openly release the research within a year of its peer-reviewed journal release. The government already requires research funded by the National Institutes of Health to be published on PubMed. gov, said David Norton, UFs vice president for research. The new directive mirrors this process for all taxpayer-funded research. Norton said the initiative will affect UF research, which received $423 million in government funds in 2012, but nobody knows what the new plans will require. UF Scholarly Communications Librarian Christine Fruin said open access legislation has been an issue for years, but bills usually dont get far. Fruin said the fear now is that unless such a bill passes, the next administration could reverse the presidents directive. Traditionally, papers are submitted to journals for peer review and then released to the public for a subscription fee or on open access sites. Its just counterintuitive to lock up research paid for by taxpayers behind journal paywalls, she said. UF pays for access to multiple journals a year, Fruin said. Once ated with the university, their free access is cut off. Director of the Florida Program for Shark Research George Burgess said he has no problem opening research to the public and other scientists after its been through the traditional peer-review publication process. However, he fears open research could be misinterpreted or used for data theft, or it could cause issues with All research to be publishedRyan Jones / Alligator StaffAuthor and poet Maya Angelou speaks to a crowd at the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts on Wednesday night. Maya Angelou tells UF why the caged bird sings UFS DORMS WONT BE AFFECTED, BUT MANY APARTMENTS WILL. ALEX HARRISAlligator Contributing WriterFile sharers beware: A new program launched Monday is set to offer some visible consequences for illegally downloading muFive Internet service provider titans, Verizon, AT&T, Comcast, Cablevision and Time Warner have collaborated with the Center for Copyright Information to create the Copyright Alert System. UFs wireless Internet doesnt come from these providers, so the new alert system wont apply to students using Internet on campus. However, students living off-campus whose Internet is provided by Comcast can be directly affected. Christine Fruin, an attorney who leads copyright workshops for graduate students in Library West, said the system was devised in response to the recent failure of government legislation to reduce online piracy. Because it didnt look like any kind of governmental control was going to be a reality, Fruin said, some copyright holders basically entered into negotiations with several internet service providers to create this program. A CCI spokeswoman said the system was originally scheduled to debut in late November but had to be pushed back because of techHeres how the program works: CCI contracted Markmonitor, an anti-piracy company, to search through torrenting websites for movies, TV shows and albums being shared. As of Wednesday evening, no ISP had released an individual plan for how they will deal with copyright infringers. However, the CCI has released a basic overview of the alert system.Popular Internet providers use new program to punish piratesSEE COPYRIGHT, PAGE 4 Because it didnt look like any kind of governmental control was going to be a reality...Christine FruinattorneyNorton I used to love poetry, and she really reinstated that for me tonight.Paris WheelerUF psychology and criminology junior

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News Today Subscription Rate: Full Year (All Semesters) $100The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator VOLUME 107 ISSUE 109 ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 TODAYFORECASTMONDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY FRIDAY SUNNY 63/35 PARTLY CLOUDY 59/30 PARTLY CLOUDY 60/35 PARTLY CLOUDY 63/39 SUNNY 71/43 WHATS HAPPENING?Caf Cultural: The Many Faces of Poverty Join the Institute of HispanicLatino Cultures and the Institute of Black Culture at 6 p.m. at the Institute of Hispanic-Latino Cultures for the monthly Caf Cultural event. This months focus will be The Many Faces of Poverty. Learning about prominent issues surrounding poverty is the first step toward eradicating this cycle. Gators for Haven Hospice Gators for Haven Hospice is an organization that provides networking opportunities for hospice volunteers at UF while it promotes the goals of Haven Hospice. Go to the meeting at 7 p.m. in CSE, Room E222, to find out more. Japanese drumming troupe performance Japanese drumming troupe Kodo will perform at 7:30 p.m. at the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts. Student tickets cost $10 and are available at the Phillips Center Box Office, at the University Box Office or by calling 352-392-2787. Visit www.performingarts.ufl.edu for more information. Symphony Orchestra concert The UF Symphony Orchestra will host its final concert of the Spring semester today. Performances will include Morton Goulds LatinAmerican Symphonette in celebration of the composers 100th birthday, Richard Wagners Tristan and Isolde: Prelude and Love-Death with soprano Elizabeth Graham in celebration of the composers 200th birthday and Igor Stravinskys The Rite of Spring in celebration of the 100th anniversary of its Paris premiere. The show will be at 7:30 p.m. at the University Auditorium. The event is free and open to the public. For more information, check out www.arts.ufl.edu. Champions for Change Awards Nominations for the 2013 Champions for Change Awards are open and will close Friday. Champions for Change is a combination of the Office of Sustainabilitys Sustainable Solutions Awards and the Healthy Gators awards and recognizes faculty, staff and students within the UF community who have made significant achievements in sustainability and health. Please consider nominating someone. A full list of nomination categories and the nomination form are available at www. sustainable.ufl.edu/awards. Hike in the Balu Forest On Saturday, the Florida Trail Association and the Alachua County Forever land preservation program will host a special birding and botanizing opportunity in the Balu Forest, Patrollers are raising money for a trip to Washington, D.C. For more info, call Lisa Posteraro at 352-528-6030 or 352-339-1201. Check www.wes.levyschools. org/r/safety-patrol. Multicultural and Diversity Affairs MCDA is hiring. Applications for student ambassadors are now available online at www. tiny.cc/MCDAApp and due at noon March 14. It is looking for volunteers and Federal WorkStudy positions for the Summer and Fall semesters. GASA Gala The UF Greek American Student Association will host the third annual GASA Gala: A Night in the Islands from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. March 15 in the Reitz Union Grand Ballroom. The gala will feature Greek food, live Greek music and a dance performance from the GASA Dance Troupe. The semi-formal event is free and open to the public. Mini medical school experience Come view brain slides, learn how to suture from physicians and get a tour of the Shands cadaver lab. This event will be in MDL-1 from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. March 16. Advance registration costs $10. Registration costs $15 that morning. A portion of the proceeds will sponsor medical service trips to a rural area in Peru. Find the event on the International Medical Outreach at UF Facebook page for more information. Career 180 Career 180 will be from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. March 16 at the Center for Innovation and Economic Development, 530 W. University Ave. Free food will also be provided to all participants. Got something going on? Want to see it in this space? Send an email with Whats Happening in the subject line to jglum@alligator.org. To ensure publication in the next days newspaper, please submit the event before 5 p.m. Please model your submissions after above events. Improperly formatted Whats Happening submissions may not appear in the paper. Press releases will not appear in the paper. a property not yet open to the public. The hike will ramble through flatwoods in restoration stages and hardwood swamps for three to four miles. The number of participants will be limited to 15. To reserve a space, contact iluvfla@bellsouth.net or call 352-316-3453 for more information. Gainesville Crohns and Colitis support group Have inflammatory bowel disease? Find support with others. The group is very welcoming, and everybody understands. The next meeting will be 7 p.m. Tuesday at at the American Cancer Society Hope Lodge, 2121 SW 16th St. For more information, contact Dennis@UCVlog.com or call 701-541-3608. An Evening of One Acts The Buchholz Players at Buchholz High School will present An Evening of One Acts at 7 p.m. Wednesday, March 7 and March 8 at Buchholz High School. Box office tickets cost $5. For groups of 10 or more, tickets cost $4 each. Birding rescheduled The Family Birding event previously scheduled for Saturday has been rescheduled for March 9. Family Birding: Attracting Birds to your Backyard will be from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. The price is $4 an individual and $6 for each vehicle for park admission. Call 352-466-4100 to register. Become a Peer Advocate for the UFPD Office of Victim Services The UFPD Office of Victim Services is looking for peer advocates to serve for the 2013-2014 school year. Peer advocates are trained by OVS staff to create and deliver innovative presentations regarding issues such as sexual violence and intimate partner violence. All peer advocates must complete a formal application and undergo a criminal background check. Please directly contact the office, at 352-392-5648, with any questions. Cruize for Kids Motorcycle Ride The fundraising event will be from 8:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. March 9 at Williston Elementary School. There will be T-shirts for sale. It is free to ride, and refreshments will be available. Donations will be accepted. The Safety

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4ALLIGATOR Kelly Logan / Alligator StaffGotta Hand It To HerUF sociology and womens studies sophomore Hanna James, 19, makes a red handprint Wednesday afternoon on the Plaza of the Americas. The handprints were an awareness effort by Amnesty International to shed light on the issue of child soldiers in 30 countries. NATIONAL ALEXA VOLLANDAlligator WriterContact Alexa Volland at avolland@alligator.org.White House gives UF high scores CoOPYRiIGHtT, from page 1ISPs could slow download speeds University of Florida : Cost: $11,579/yr Graduation Rate: 83.7 percent Loan default rate: 3 percent Florida State University: Cost: $12,464/yr Graduation Rate: 73.8 percent Loan default rate: 5.2 percent University of South Florida: Cost: $12,503/yr Graduation Rate: 51.7 percent Loan Default Rate: 9.8 percent University of CCentral Florida: Cost: $12,358/yr Graduation Rate: 62.7 percent Loan Default Rate: 7.5 percent University of North Florida: Cost: $10,413/yr Graduation Rate: 49.5 percent Loan Default Rate: 8.5 percent

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MARJORIE NUNEZAlligator Contributing WriterRecipes can change with additional ingredients or improvised measurements. But for Luke Kemper, owner and brewer at Swamp Head Brewery, making beer is a delicate process with little room for errors. Kempers work as a local brewer, however, has landed him a spot in the March 2013 issue of All About Beer Magazine, a national beer publication. The magazine featured about 30 brewers younger than 30 years old from around the country. in 2008. After about two years experimenting with batch of beer. Since the issue hit stands earlier this month, Kemper said he has received a lot of feedback from friends, co-workers and family. The craft community, its growing, he said, and its a very supportive community. Brandon Nappy, marketing manager at Swamp Head, said he was excited to see Kemper and his work featured in the magazine. You dont see a lot of younger people, especially under the age of 30, jumping into a business of this caliber and doing well at it, Nappy said. Of the 30 people featured, Kemper was the only brewer who was also an owner, Nappy said. The industry is taking off, Kemper said. People are excited about it. I was just excited to be a part of it. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 5 Moises Reyes / AlligatorLuke Kemper, 30, enjoys a cold beer while he explains the brewing process Friday afternoon at Swamp Head Brewery, 3140 SW 42nd Way. SHE WAS RELEASED MONDAY. KATHRYN VARNAlligator WriterA New Jersey woman, who traveled about 1,000 miles several times to have sex with a 16-year-old boy in Gainesville, was arrested last week in her hometown. Police Department arrested Lisa Silva, 33, on unlawful sexual activity with a minor and traveling to meet a minor for unlawful sexual conduct charges, said GPD Spokesman The relationship started in July 2011 when Silva and the boy met on a Facebook game called YoVille, Tobias said. Silva and the boy continued to talk to each other via phone calls, text messages, emails, letters and three in-person meetings. Silva traveled to Gainesville twice to have sex with the boy, once in December 2011 and again in February 2012, Tobias said. Gainesville Police started its investigation along with the boys family members tipped off the department about the relationship, Tobias said. Investigators issued a sworn Dec. 12, Tobias said. On Feb. 7, the SAO issued a capias war rant for Silvas arrest. At about 11 p.m. Feb. 18, 19 on a $100,000 bond. Silva was released Monday after she met bail. Contact Kathryn Varn at kvarn@alligator.org.NJ woman arrested after having sex with Gainesville boy ERIKA OAKVIKAlligator Contributing Writer the opportunity to take part in a new program called Healthy Kids. Healthy Kids, which educates and examines healthy lifestyle changes, is run by UF, Shands at UF, UFs Institute of Food and Agricultural Science and local UF/IFAS county The free four-month program is supported by a grant from the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases. The 12-session program consists of a team of doctors and psychologists who will meet with Healthy Kids. Starting in May, the program will be offered in Flagler, Putnam and Suwannee counties. Lim said one problem rural areas face is a lack of access to medical care, including predren ages 3 to 7 in these areas. Recent research has come out that shows adults and children from rural areas are at an increased risk of being overweight and obese as well as having negative health conditions, Lim said. The goal of Healthy Kids is to take information learned through UF research and provide it to rural communities through the UF/IFAS She also said parents are the primary tar gets of change. Parents have more control of the environment that kids are exposed to, Lim said. Virginia Horan, a 19-year-old UF biology sophomore and a Shands volunteer, said she would love to work with a program like Healthy Kids. Helping kids when theyre younger to try them try and do it in the future, she said. UF programs collaborate to keep rural children healthyLOCALSwamp Head brewer featured in beer magazines 30 under 30Healthy Kids will launch in May Parents have more control of the environment that kids are exposed to.Crystal S. Limco-director of Healthy Kids

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Reader responseVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator Column EditorialTHURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to opinions@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458.Sarah Kinonen EDITOR Julia Glum MANAGING EDITOR Sami Main OPINIONS EDITORTodays question: Have you ever pirated music or movies? Wednesdays question: Have you ever taken molly?18% YES 82% NO70 TOTAL VOTESMorrissey defends vegetarian stereotypeOn Tuesday night, the bearded, bandana-wearing, camo-clad cast of A&Es runaway hit show Duck Dynasty walked onto the set of Jimmy Kimmel Live! and sat across from the host. After some calculated back-andforth about the Robertson familys newfound fame, Kimmel asked the question audiences were waiting to hear. Days earlier, Morrissey, who was slated to appear on Tuesday nights show, threatened to cancel unless the Duck Dynasty casts interview was changed to another night. Kimmel producers refused, and a different band replaced Morrissey. As far as my reputation is concerned, Morrissey said in a statement, I cant take the risk of being on a show alongside people who, in effect, amount to animal serial killers. Kimmel asked the Robertson family patriarchs what they thought of the sudden public cancellation. When somebody told me about this, said the famously loopy Uncle Si, I was like, Oh, you mean the lead singer of The Doors? They said, No, you idiot! We dont hold it against him at all, Phil said. The other men agreed and, in so many words, said they The Robertson men, whose cartoonish and backwoods lifestyle is A&Es bread and butter, were perfectly gracious about Morrisseys diva antics. Morrisseys behavior isnt surprising his back-and-forth with the Staples Center regarding his request for the venue to be meat-free has served as a free publicity platform for his 2013 tour. I hate to speak on behalf of vegetarians, but does anyone actually consider Morrissey an animal rights icon? No? Me neither. Although Morrisseys attitude was one of a child throwing a tantrum, the Robertsons reaction was surprisingly poised. Furthermore, Morrisseys holier-than-thou response seems to be less of an animal-rights battle and more of an attention-seeking low blow. To call Morrisseys statement animal rights activism would be grossly exaggerating what it actually was: a press move and a petty pride issue. Duck Dynasty, while admittedly hilarious and honest, is also hokey in a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo way. Although Duck Dynasty may not be quite as polarizing as Honey Boo Boo, its image is one of self-professed rednecks living off the land in backwoods Louisiana. The patriarch of the group and founder of the duck-callmaking company, Phil, makes fun of his sons for converting to yuppism. Although the family is quite wealthy Willie Robertsons net worth is upward of $10 million, according to www.therichest.org it maintains an unwashed, uncouth, uncultured look for the sake of entertainment. Is Morrissey really losing sleep at night because one family in Louisiana produces duck calls and hunts wild turkey? Is he really eager to provide his concertgoers with a meatfree venue? Probably not. After all, the intentions of anyone with such an active involvement with PETA, a total farce of an organization, are questionable. In 2012, PETA euthanized about 94 percent of cats and about 82 percent of dogs taken into its headquarters in Virstrategies as www.GoDaddy.com and Carls Jr., placing female celebrities in submissive positions, like the controversial photo of Pamela Anderson posing in a bikini with parts of her body labeled breasts, rump and round. Morrissey is not taking a stand against animal abuse. Hes not doing anything to prevent hunting or meat consumption. Rather, he handed publicity to the Robertsons and is only causing the Staples Center to be meat-free for one night. He is nothing but a PETA pawn. Chloe Finch is a journalism sophomore at UF. Her column usually runs on Thursdays.FAU Who?: A great joke for a terrible partnershipThe only time we feel jealous is when someone comes up with a hilarious pun before we get the chance to. It happened to us this week, though, at Florida Atlantic University. The public university announced last week that it had struck a deal to name its football stadium after GEO Group Inc., one of donor to the Florida Republican Party, according to the Huffington Post. In exchange, FAU will receive $6 million from the company over 12 years. The $6 million donation over 12 years would grant naming rights of the stadium to the GEO Group, who have had charges sexual misconduct in their youth detention facilities and illegal drug smuggling, according to University Press, FAUs campus newspaper. At the Walnut Grove Youth Correctional Facility, a GEO Group property in Mississippi, a report issued by the Civil Rights Division of the U.S. Department of Justice found that the institution was deliberately indifferent to staff sexual misconduct and inappropriate behavior with youth. The sexual misconduct we found was among the worst that we have seen in any facility I dont know all the answers, I dont know everything about this company. I do know that there are some things that have been discussed that may not be true, President Mary Jane Saunders said in a statement that prompted one student to ask if she was being serious, according to SB Nation. week to protest the schools decision. Saunders ultimately granted the protesters demand for a high noon in the football stadiums recruiting room, ironically, according to a Broward Palm Beach New Times blog post. Look at them, getting things done the democratic way. Is there any way a group of students can go against such a large price tag during tough economic times? The board of trustees should have done due diligence on GEO before they signed that agreement, Gonzalo Vizcardo, the leader of the student protest group called Stop Owlcatraz, told The Palm Beach Post. Thats right. The Stop Owlcatraz Coalition. How perfect is that pun? Were jealous. ny is about to own major property on another college campus. Were not jealous that a company that has tolerated, to any degree, the mistreatment of youth within some of their detention centers has such a high amount of expendable cash to throw $6 million at a public university. We dont care what charities the GEO Group donates to. We gious institution. Do you think FAU will just give back the $6 million grant? Probably not. What a great pun. Chloe Finchopinions@alligator.org

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theAvenue Whats inside: Spring Break style guide, page 8 Mediocre Advice, page 10 Open up this pit: Moshing as a science, page 10Online exclusives: Doubtful news alert: TV watching linked to criminal activity Suit up for swim seasonRead the stories at www.alligator.org/the_avenueFollow the Avenue on Twitter: @AlligatorAvenue Like our Facebook page: www.facebook.com/ AlligatorAvenue THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/THE_AVENUE ALYSSA HOLCOMBAvenue WriterYour guide to summer music festivals Vans Warped TourLocation: Across country (tour)Dates: June 15-August 4Headliners: Reel Big Fish, Motion City Soundtrack, Allstar WeekendCost: $42.50 (Early Bird online special on sale now)What To Expect: The annual rock n roll fest is making its long, winding way through the country with the likes of The Used and 3OH!3 making stints throughout the trek. With multiple stages, fans will have no shortage of sets to catch on the daylong stops. BonnarooLocation: Manchester, Tenn.Dates: June 13-16Headliners: Paul McCartney, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Mumford and SonsCost: $269.50 (while supplies last)What To Expect: This years lineup has proved Bonnaroo is one of the countrys biggest and most varied music festivals. From Bjork to a Beatle, the sheer star power is sure to attract crowds of all ages. Every spring and summer, music festivals across the nation bring together some of the worlds biggest acts stretching from sea to shining sea. This years legion of lineups is no exception theres even a Beatle cities, theres a festival for everyone. Plan ahead using this guide and dont miss out. LollapaloozaLocation: Chicago, Ill.Dates: August 2-4Headliners: (rumored) The Cure, Jay-Z, The Flaming LipsCost: TBAWhat To Expect: One of the largest festivals, the annual weekend is always chock-full of the biggest nouncement has been made, a Twitter leak has listed the above artists as well as others including Mumford and Sons, and Kendrick Lamar. Regardless of the spoilers, the lineup is sure to have major star power. Wanee Music FestivalLocation: Live Oak, Fla.Dates: April 18-20Headliners: The Allman Brothers Band, The Yeti TrioCost: $205+ (varying pass pack ages available)What To Expect: The bluesy, folksy lineup is perfect for laid-back music fans. Located at the Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, patrons can camp out and jam out simultaneously. CoachellaLocation: Indio, Calif.Dates: April 12-14, April 19-21Headliners: Phoenix, Red Hot Chili PeppersCost: Sold Out (check online for scalped tickets)What To Expect: This festival hosts a variety of artists, from Blur to Baauer. Concert-goers can even camp out in the area for the weekend. Last year, Coachella blew minds with a holo graphic Tupac performance. This year will hopefully be just as epic. SXSWLocation: Austin, TexasDates: March 12-17Performers: Tegan and Sara, Green Day, Andrew W.K.Cost: $179 for an all-access wristband to the performancesWhat To Expect: The music por tion of the annual entertainment festival is part panels and part performances. By day, people from all aspects of the music industry meet and discuss the business. By night, more than 100 bands perform at a number of venues. This year, Dave Grohl is the keynote speaker. Ultra Music FestivalLocation: Miami, Fla.Dates: March 15-17, March 22-24Headliners: Deadmau5, Calvin Har ris, BassnectarCost: $299+ (varying pass packages available)What To Expect: The annual electronic music festival is two weekends worth of dance and trance. Audiences interested in DJs and dance beats are sure to enjoy either weekend. Pitchfork Music FestivalLocation: Chicago, Ill.Dates: July 19-21Headliners: R. Kelly, Belle and Sebastian, BjorkCost: $50 for a single-day pass (varying pass packages also available)What To Expect: This lineup focuses mainly on alternative rock and rap artists. The event, which kicked off its yearly stint in 2005, will announce the other artists in the coming weeks. Governors Ball Music FestivalLocation: New York, N.Y. Dates: June 7 9Headliners: Kanye West, Kings of Leon, Guns N RosesCost: $220+ (varying pass pack ages available)What To Expect: Summertime in the city is always a variety of things hot, humid and full of entertainment! This festival, which also includes a mass of bands like Young the Giant and The Lumineers, brings the best of the genres to the Big Apple. Electric Daisy CarnivalLocation: Las Vegas, Nev.Dates: June 21-23Headliners: To Be AnnouncedCost: $289+ (varying pass packages available)What To Expect: Described as nightclub and dayclub events, among other things, the Carnival includes more than 100 musical acts and more than 500 theatrical performers. The lights will surely shine more on club and dance music for this festival.

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10, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 JENNIFER HERNANDEZAvenue Contributing WriterSpring Break is here, which means beach, booze and babes. Youre probably ready to live it up and forget the troubles of the semester. But do you have anywhere to go? Its hard to come up with great getaway ideas at the last minute, especially when most places in the region feature similar activities. Instead of looking for new things to do, look for new places to see. Amazing memories can come from spontaneous trips to the unknown. 1. Road trip Gather a group of friends who live along the same route, and take a road trip stopping at each of their hometowns. Its a fun way to see how crazy friends alter their behaviors under parental supervision. Also, you get free housing and food for a couple of days and pay each other back as you go along. The only expense is gas. (A well-mannered guest also leaves a little something for hosts.) 2. Day trip to the Bahamas A 24-hour excursion can be simpler and more economically sensible than a weeks vacation. Balearia Bahamas Express takes its guests round-trip from South Florida to Grand Bahama Island for $145. The travel time is 2 1/2 hours, but once you arrive, you can go horseback riding on the beach, shop, try local foods and drinks, and soak up the Caribbean sun. 3. Rent a house in Seaside, Fla. This town is full of unique Hamptons-style rental homes starting at $150 a night. Its and chow down on some cuisine in one of the many beachside restaurants during the close friends. 4. Blow some money in Miami Hit the beach, lounge poolside and socialize with drinks as the sun sets. Catch a performance by Travie McCoy March 1 and Naughty by Nature March 6 at LIV. Erick Morillo will be at Story March 8, and Sidney Samson will be at Mansion March 9th. All clubs charge between $30 and $60 for cover. 5. Stay close in St. Augustine Get a sense of history by visiting antique sites like the oldest school, the oldest house, can be done on foot, and most landmarks charge less than $10 admission. If history isnt your thing, lie out by the residential beach, where its almost always deserted. ALYSSA HOLCOMBAvenue WriterThe Academy Awards. The Oscars. The biggest, longest, most glamorous night in motion pictures. This was a varied year in cinema, and the industrys most celebrated evening had no shortage of stars and surprises. Host Seth MacFarlane was not as raunchy as many predicted, instead opting for American history jokes (On Lincolns death: Its been 150 years, and its still too soon?) and honing in on his musical ability. His show-stopping opening number channeled previous host and 2013 nominee Hugh Jackmans 2009 introduction but did not reach the same epic level. There were some great cameos, from a dancing duet of Channing Tatum and Charlize Theron to a tap-dancing number with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Daniel Radcliffe. The performance was good, but not Hugh Jackman good. Then again, theres not much that can be Hugh Jackman good. Continuing with the shows per formance-heavy focus, the night also included a special movie musical tribute with performances from Chicago, Dreamgirls and Les Miserables. In tweets and Tumblr posts, many wrote the Oscars were turning into the Tony Awards but no complaints here. Beloved divas Adele and Barbra Streisand performing Skyfall and The Way We Were, respectively, added to the nights The night was orchestrated by classic movie themes, from Harry Potters Hedwigs Theme to transition to and from commer cial breaks, to the title track from Jaws used as a hilarious cut-off for long acceptance speeches. Golden statues for Best Supporting Actress and Actor went to Anne Hathaway for Les Miserables and Christoph Waltz in Django Unchained, respectively. In light Lee took the Best Director trophy for Life Of Pi. Best Actress and Best Actor went to Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook and Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln, respectively. Argo took home the nights top honor of Best Picture, courtesy Michelle Obama and in-person Jack Nicholson. Endless jokes about the shows nearly four-hour time slot aside, this years ceremony was just what the Oscars should be: a combination of artistic (sometimes over hyped) cinematic excellence, the stars who made them shine both on and off the screen, and the occasional slip up the stairs. (Its OK, Jennifer Lawrence. Youre an Oscar winner now.) BROCK SENGAvenue WriterChristopher Gonzalez has seen people get thrown to the ground, slammed into and punched in the face. and a party, Gonzalez, a 19-year-old UF English sophomore, said. A frantic, chaotic and a few good open-handed shoves. Hes not describing a riot. Hes describing a mosh pit, and some have it down to a science. Jesse Silverberg, a doctoral student at Cornell University, conducted a study on the topic. isnt random acts of violence but, instead, a universal pattern. Participants in mosh pits behave like gas particles bouncing around in the air in unpredictable ways. Jason Cain, a lecturer for UFs Rock n Roll and American Society class, said the study is believable. There is a precedent for things that we think are chaotic to sometimes have a pattern that we see over and over again, he said. Cain described moshing as controlled violence and a feeling of being out of control without actually being out of control. Rob Paradise, a 23-year-old guitarist for the Gainesville punk band Heart Prevails, said it has a lot to do with escapism. Going to shows is a way for people to break up their daily routines and forget about their problems for awhile, he said. Moshing really helps immerse you in the experience. Moshing is about connecting with people, Paradise said, and not just pushing them around. While there is certainly an aggressive element to moshing, it isnt supposed to be just unrestrained violence, he said. Imani Harris, a 21-year-old UF family, youth and community sciences junior, said she has suffered from a concussion and a bloody nose from being knocked and kicked around inside a pit. And yet, a pit etiquette does exist. Paradise, Gonzalez and Cain agree mosh pits usually have some order to help up the fallen and keep the rules of the pit. In the study, Silverberg said, mosh pits could help professionals research what emer gency situations are like by studying the actions inside of the pits themselves. Cain said that during the massive pit at Rage Against the Machine at Lollapalooza in 1996, there were two people who helped keep the pit in order, similar to an emergency situation. or are a glimpse into emergency situations remains uncertain. It is certain, however, that they allow people to escape. When people are in the pit, theyre just in a different world where nothing else matters, Harris said. They can just let loose and really connect with the music. When people are in the pit, theyre just in a different world where nothing else matters. They can just let loose and really connect with the music.Imani HarrisUF family, youth and community sciences junior awards show Lawrence odd news This column is provided by Ariel Barnes, a 21-year-old majoring in international studies. Would you like to get some Mediocre Advice? Visit http://mediocreadvicegators.tumblr.com/ask Ariel Barnes Dear Friend, Its the best thing to ever happen to avid nudie-pic senders. The end. Dear Mediocre Advice, Whats the deal with Snapchat? I just dont get it. Dear Friend, I believe you are talking about scooping because none of that sounds remotely satisfying. Scooping is when you randomly scoop someones boob while saying scoop. This is only OK for girls to do to each other, unless there is a guy out there who desperately wants to get kicked in the nuts. When dealing with a womans breasts, try to be sensual, passionate and pleasurable. Although Im pretty sure you were raised in a cave, please avoid anything you might deem terrifyingly spontaneous. Dear Mediocre Advice, Ive been described as being too ferocious when I grab my partners breasts. How can I make sure my grabbing is satisfying for my partner but remains terrifyingly spontaneous? Dear Friend, Dear Mediocre Advice, What should I do? Dear Mediocre Advice, My friends think Im boring because Id rather sit in my apartment than be miserable in public at a bar. How do you avoid having a crappy time when you go out? Dear Friend, Lower your expectations, plan in advance and have a back-up plan. If all of that fails, look on the bright side: You can go home and do what you really show House of Cards and drink beer. This column is provided by Ariel Barnes, a 21-year-old majoring in international studies. Would you like to get some Mediocre Advice? Visit http://mediocreadvicegators.tumblr.com/ask Ariel Barnes Dear Friend, Its the best thing to ever happen to avid nudie-pic senders. The end. Dear Mediocre Advice, Whats the deal with Snapchat? I just dont get it. Dear Friend, I believe you are talking about scooping because none of that sounds remotely satisfying. Scooping is when you randomly scoop someones boob while saying scoop. This is only OK for girls to do to each other, unless there is a guy out there who desperately wants to get kicked in the nuts. When dealing with a womans breasts, try to be sensual, passionate and pleasurable. Although Im pretty sure you were raised in a cave, please avoid anything you might deem terrifyingly spontaneous. Dear Mediocre Advice, Ive been described as being too ferocious when I grab my partners breasts. How can I make sure my grabbing is satisfying for my partner but remains terrifyingly spontaneous? Dear Friend, Dear Mediocre Advice, What should I do? Dear Mediocre Advice, My friends think Im boring because Id rather sit in my apartment than be miserable in public at a bar. How do you avoid having a crappy time when you go out? Dear Friend, Lower your expectations, plan in advance and have a back-up plan. If all of that fails, look on the bright side: You can go home and do what you really show House of Cards and drink beer.

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BUY IT. SELL IT. FIND IT. 373-FIND THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/CLASSIFIEDS Classifieds Get that rent money rolling in. Place an ad in the Alligator Classifieds to get your place rented out. Call 373-FIND. 2 BLOCKS FROM UF!Starting @ $375/BR All inclusive! Furnished Cable Internet Utilities www.campuswalk.co 352-337-9098 4-24-72-1 PLAY THERE...LIVE HERETHE POLOSNOW offering ROOMMATE MATCHING on 3/3s$464/personCall Today! 352-335-7656 4-24-72-1 Beautiful, safe, furnished 4 BD/4 BA condo at Countryside. Individual leases. Available August. $425/mn/room includes utilities, cable TV, and GRU Hi-Speed internet. Call/text Karen, 904-662-5203. 2-28-13-5-1 Countryside 4 Bd/4 Bth furnished condo on bus route. Bball, vball, pool, spa and fitness room. $440/room, includes $50 utility allowance per/room. Ellie (561)3619600 or ebelliveau@sgczklaw.com 3-15-13-7-1 Empty Space? Find your next tenants in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND to place your ad today! QUIET, CLEAN. LOTS OF GREEN1br $375. 2br $425 372-1201, 213-3901 4-24-13-72-2 Deluxe, Large 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7BR apt/ house, 60 second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House charm. Central AC, washer/dryer included. Wood floors. With Parking. By Private Owner. 352-538-2181 lv message 4-24-13-72-2 ELLIES HOUSES Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or 352-215-4990 12-11-13-167-2 Double your pleasure in our spacious 2 bedroom 2 bath apartments. Individual leasing available! Mention this ad for $0 move in fees!! Call for Details! 352-335-7656 4-24-72-2 Now leasing 1 & 2 BR AptsJust off SW 20th Ave & 34th Street. $425 to $545. Call 335-7066, visit us on Facebook or Twitter or at madisonon20th.com. 4-2413-72-2 Spacious 1, 2, & 3br starting at $475. Many floor plans, some w/ enclosed patios or balconies. Italian tile, BRs carpeted. DW, W/D hk-ups, verticals, CH/AC. Near bus rte, some walk to UF. Sec 8 accepted 352-332-7700 4-24-13-72-2 Centerpoint 1220 NW 12 ST $450 1BR/1BA 530 SQ.FT. Bike to UF through-tree lined streets or ride the bus located one block away! A true 1/1 close but far enough away from the ruckus of the student ghetto. No application fee, most pets ok. E.F.N. Properties, 352-371-3636 or www.efnproperties.com rentals@efnproperties.com 4-24-13-72-2 LAKEWOOD VILLASLarge 1,2 & 3BR floorplans starting at $665. Free Hi-Speed internet, washer/dryer, fitness center, computer lab, swimming pool etc. M-F 9-6, Sat. 10-3 700 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-371-8009 www.lakewoodvillas.com 4-24-13-72-2 PETS PARADISE$390 $650. No app or pet fee. 1 & 2BR, privacy fenced. SW. 352-331-2099 2-28-13-38-2 2BR/1BA, Cent A/C, mobile home on shady lot on busline. Laundry room. No pets. From $355-$420/mo. Incl water. 1st 1/2 month free rent. Vacant lots also available 4546 NW 13th St. 376-5887 4-24-83-2 CAMPUS EDGE CONDO 2/2 Walk to UF, Shands, VA & Pharm School. Tile floor, W/D in unit. Avail fall. Reasonable rates. 239-300-1294 3-29-13-46-2 QUIET AFFORDABLE LIVING Immediate 1/1, 2/1s Call for Newly Reduced Rates! 1/2 mi to UF, 3 bus routes Midtown parking, bike trail to UF www.FrederickGardens.com 4-24-13-61-2 One Bedrooms from $350, Two bedrooms from $450, close Sante Fe, I75, Oaks Mall, RTS 75 Call Today 352-332-5070 3-11-13-30-2 2,3,4 & 5BR HOUSES, BLOCKS TO UF. Rent directly from owner, no intermediary. Pets OK, dalyproperties.com or 352359-3341/359-5584 2-28-11-27-2 UPPER WESTSIDESpacious 1 & 2 bdrm luxury apts. Walking distance to UF & stadium. Now leasing for fall 2013. Free Hi-Speed internet. Parking avail. 328 NW 14th Street 352-872-4644 www.upperwestsideuf.com 4-24-13-55-2 SPYGLASSIndividual Leases. Furniture pkgs. incl Washer/Dryer & FREE Hi-Speed internet. Rates start at $399. Every unit an end unit. Mon-Fri 9-6 Sat. 10-5 701 SW 62nd Blvd. 352-373-6330 www.spyglassapts.com 4-24-13-55-2 One block to UF! 2bed/2.5 bath townhouse. Washer/Dryer/DW/woodfloors, large kitchen, guaranteed parking included. Call Todd at 352-514-4915 www.forrentgainesville.com 3-12-13-20-2LARGE 2BR/2BA HOUSEw/ WD hook-up. Close to UF. 1103 NW 4th St. $775/mo + $300 sec. Pets ok. Call 352332-8481 or 352-359-1644 3-12-13-20-2 1/1's w/ ROOM TO BREATH. Clean & quiet near UF. Centrally located. Call 352372-5400 for more into. 2/1 BIG FRONT YARD. $40 moves you in. Available now. Call 352-275-4889 3-1313-20-2 3BR/3BA newer house with Garage, fenced yard. Close to UF/Shands, shopping, bus route. Open floor plan/cathedral ceilings, W/D, lawn maintenace, pest control, quiet neighborhood. Avail April, $1575/month. Contact 352-246-5958, tonyc@kinetixpt.com 2-28-13-15-2 -----------Near UF -----------gainesvillestudentrentals.com 352-317-4408 2/1 Apt 204 NW 18 St. $1200 4/2 house 610 NW 34 Ter $1400 4/2 929 NW 22nd St. $1500 3-15-13-17-2 COUNTRYSIDE 4BR/4BA, furnished common area. Individual leases available. Main bus route. Unit next to pool. $375/room/mo incl all utils & internet. Available mid-May. 561-718-7637 or 561-582-1031 3-21-1320-2 WALK TO UF START SUMMER OR FALL Studios $450-$400 1BR/1BA $550 $525 2BR $650-$850 1 yr lease. SD, NS, NP. Call/Text 352-870-7256 gvll32601@gmail.com 6-20-13-55-2 CLEAN, QUIET 2 BD/2 BA IN SW GNV Units available NOW OR Reserve for FALL All units include washer/dryer/dishwasher RENT = $610 to $725 with deposit www.rentmagnoliamanor.com 352-375-2436 2-28-13-6-2 Walk to UF, VA, or Vet School. 2/1 available now at Summit House Condos. Nice, renovated with new appliances & flooring. $600/ mo. Yr. lease. 352-843-0862 to see. 3-2614-2 Dont get stuck with an extra rent payment. Advertise your subleases in the Alligator Classifieds and save yourself some cash. Call 373-FIND. IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC! Is your roommate driving you crazy? Find a replacement in the Alligator Classifieds! Beautifully renovated, furnished condo,1 mile from UF, $369/MO includes cable, internet, utilities, pool + fitness room and on bus route, Female roommate needed, 352 262-2871 3-29-13-55-4 Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile home and much more in the ALLIGATOR CLASSIFIEDS! Reach thousands of possible buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over the phone, by fax, email or CHECK OUT PLACING YOUR AD THRU OUR ONLINE AT www.alligator.org. or please call 373Find (373-3463)NEW CONDOS-WALK TO UFFor Info on ALL Condos for Sale, Visit www.UFCONDOS.COM or Matt Price, University Realty, 352-281-3551 4-24-72-5 Got a new couch?. Sell your old one in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND (3463) to place your ad today. BED QUEEN $120 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still in plastic. Call 352-372-7490 will deliver. 4-24-13-72-6 BED FULL SIZE $100 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic w/warranty. Can deliver. Call 352377-9846 4-24-13-72-6 MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT $400 Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must sell. Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-3727490 4-24-13-72-6 BED KING $200 PILLOWTOP mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never been used, in plastic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can deliver. 4-24-72-6 BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can deliver. Retail $4500, must sell, sacrifice $850 (352) 372-7490 4-24-72-6 SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 4-24-72-6 FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/ mattress. New, in box. $160 332-9899 ___________________________________. DINETTE SET 5pc $120 Brand new in box. Never used. 352-377-9846 4-24-72-6 **BEDS ALL BRAND NEW** **Full $100 Queen $125 King $200** Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name matching sets not used or refurbished. Still in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516. 4-24-72-6 BEDQUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mattress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver. $130 352-377-9846. 4-24-72-6 BEDROOM SET$300 BRAND NEW Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 4-24-13-72-6 Selling computers, parts, or repair services or just looking for that new rig? Look in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND for more information. Sell your old stereo, cell phone, and more in the Electronics Section of the Alligator Classifieds. 373-FIND In the market for a new set of wheels or just looking to add a second to that collection? Want personalized handlebars or a fitted seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds UF Surplus Equipment Auctionsare underway...bikes, computers, printers, vehicles & more. All individuals interested in bidding go to: surplus.ufl.edu 392-0370 4-24-13-72-10 GOATS FOR SALECharlie 352-514-9858 4-24-72-10 Guitars and Musical Instruments New, Used and Factory Refurbished Check Us Out Before You Buy!! Leonardo's Music, Micanopy, FL 352-450-0928 Leonardos302.com 4-24-13-72-10 Alligator Classifieds is the way to get your 2 wheels on the road. Show off your bikes, scooters, and repair services. Call 373-FIND to get your classified in. MOTORCYCLE TIRE SALE SPORT, STREET, CRUISER, OFF-ROAD. OVER 400 TIRES IN STOCK. MENTION THIS AD FOR $10.OO OFF. RPM MOTORCYCLES 352-377-697 4-2472-11 4-24-13-72-11 NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS Great Scooters, Service & Prices! 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 Vespa, Genuine, GMW, & More! NS4L.com facebook.com/newscooters4less 4-24-13-72-11 SCOOTER REPAIRNew Scooters 4 Less has LOW repair rates! Will repair any make/model. Close to UF! Pick-ups avail. Cheap oil changes!! 336-1271 4-24-13-72-11 Road Rat Motors Largest Scooter Store in Town! Run by Gator Grads! New scooters starting at $899. 1yr Parts AND labor warranties included. 3766275 RoadRatMotors.com 4-24-13-72-11 Road Rat Motors offers FREE pickup service for any paid scooter repair. Daily pickups. LOWEST labor rate, quickest turnaround in Gville! Will repair ANY brand scooter. Free estimates. 376-6275. RoadRatMotors.com 4-24-13-72-11SCOOTER RENTALSRent for a day, week, month or semester. Now renting Buddy scooters too! 352-336-1271 www.gainesvillescooterrentals.com 4-24-13-72-11

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12, ALLIGATOR Campus Scooters Mobile Sales and Scooter Service. We offer free estimates on all repairs and we come to you. We also have new scooters starting at $799.00 Call us today at 352-263-0425 4-24-72-11 SWAMP CYCLES Closest to campus. MMI Certified Mechanics for Motorcycles and experienced scooter mechanics. Lowest prices. Friendly service. 633 NW 13th Street, 373-8823, www.swampcycles.com 4-2458-11 WANTED:DEAD & ABANDONED SCOOTERS352-327-0080 3-12-5-112009 SUZUKI M50 BOULEVARD Low mileage, garage-kept. $4995850-826-1825 3-15-13-7-11 CARS CARS BuySellTrade Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars 3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150 4-24-72-12 We Buy Junk Cars Trucks, Vans Titled only Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3191 4-24-72-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO CREDIT CHECK!!!! VEHICLES $1000 AND UP! 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 BRING YOUR W2 AND DRIVE TODAY!!!! NO MONEY DOWN!!!! VEHICLES $1000 & UP!! 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 94 Ford Ex;lorer $1000 94 Mazda Protege $1500 96 Cadillac Deville $1500 98 Cadillac Catera $1999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 95Honda Civic $3999 96 Honda Accord $3999 00 Hyundai Elantra $4999 95 Lexus GS300 $4999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 03 Chevy Impala $5999 99 Honda Accord $4999 04 Saturn Ion $6999 02 Buick Lesabre $6999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES NO CREDIT CHECKS!!! CARS, TRUCKS, SUV'S & VANS! 30 DAY WARRANTY!!! 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 BRING YOUR W2 AND DRIVE TODAY!!!! NO MONEY DOWN!!!! WILL FINANCE ANYONE!! 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 04 Nissan Sentra $6999 02 Toyota Corolla $6999 06 Mits Galant $7999 04 Toyota Corolla $8999 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 04 Volvo S40 $8999 04 Ford F150 $8999 03 Nissan Frontier $9999 06 Chevy Silverado $9999 352-375-9090 4-24-54-12CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED. Call Brandy 352-771-6191 4-24-13-72-12 This newspaper assumes no responsibility for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money. St. Francis House is a homeless shelter and soup kitchen located in downtown Gainesville, and we are looking for help from volunteers like you. St. Francis House depends on monetary support from individual donors and community businesses in order to help feed the homeless and the hungry.If you are interested in volunteering,please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or sfhcoor@stfrancis.cfcoxmail.comTo make a donation by mail,please send checks payable to St. Francis House P.O. Box 12491 Gainesville, FL 32604 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5062 if interested. LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS: Gold Diamonds Gems Class Rings ETC Top Cash $$$ or Trade OZZIES FINE JEWELRY 352-318-4009. 4-24-72-13UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 4-24-72-13 VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 2-28-13-72-13 CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED CALL 352-771-6191 4-24-13-72-13 This newspaper assumes no responsibility for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money. Administrative Asst. 10-15 hours a week. Flexible schedule, great for UF student. Must have reliable transportation, be honest, organized, computer savvy, & professional. Office experience a plus. $7.67/hr Send resume to info@fratmgmt.com 3-1-13-14-14 Part-time salesperson. $10/hr. Evening shifts. Students preferred. Apply in person 4-6pm. 3501 SW 2nd Ave Suite 2100 (2nd floor above Gator Textbooks) 3-1-13-10-14 Administrative Assistant: Part-time 20 hours a week, afternoons preferred, for a local non profit agency. Contact Renae at renae@girlsplace.net or call 352-373-4475. 2-28-13-7-14 NOW HIRING University of Florida Survey Research Center 720 SW 2nd Ave. suite 156 Mon-Fri 9am-9pm 392 2908 ext. 105 $9.00/$9.50/hr + Incentive + Paid Training Telephone Interviewing NO SALES SPANISH Speakers Needed 3-1-13-7-14 Daytime Advertising ProductionThe Independent Florida Alligator Advertising Production Department is accepting student applications. Duties include graphic design and organizational layout. Will train, but experience with Adobe InDesign, Photoshop and Illustrator is preferred. Friendly work environment, flexible schedule, with hours between 9 am 5 pm M-F. Must be available to work Summer C and be currently enrolled in classes. A one-year commitment is expected. Fill out an application at the front desk of The Alligator, 1105 W University Ave, M-F 9 am 5 pm. No phone calls, please. Include available work schedule and references. Previous applicants are welcome to reapply with current schedule. EOE DOMINOS HIRINGdelivery drivers & assistant managers. Drivers earn between $14-$17 per hour. Apply at gatordominos.com 3-29-13-49-14 Summer Jobs $2400 Room and Board included Get Paid to Play! The Florida Elks Youth Camp (FEYC) needs college students for summer camp counselors ages 18 and up. FEYC is an over-night camp located in Umatilla, FL. The camp runs June 10 August 3. Please contact Krys Ragland at 1-800-523-1673 Ext. 251 or 352 455-4267 www.feyc.org 4-24-13-70-14 BARTENDING$300 A DAY POTENTIALNo experience necessary, training provided. 800-965-6520 ext 138 4-24-13-72-14 Students in Accounting, Aviation, Business/ Sales and computer science needed for various positions. Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/employment 4-24-1372-14 ATTENTION SMOKERS! Smokers are needed to participate in a brief research study. Participants will be asked to meet with researchers on the University of Florida campus for about 30 minutes. You may be compensated for your participation. If interested, call the UF Smoking Lab and Clinic at 352-273-2151 or email us at ufsmokelabclinic@gmail.com 2-28-20-14 Oak Hall School is seeking energetic, creative, and enthusiastic individuals with a love for children to staff its summer day camp program. Positions in the camp are available in our Pre-Kindergarten, Kindergarten, and our elementary school age day camp offered at Oak Hall. A total of 6 FT and 1 FT Head Counselor positions are available for the summer. Individuals for the day camp should be available to work daily from June 3-July 26. Interested applicants should submit a resume to Maggie Martin via e-mail at mmartin@oakhall.org by March 15th. Interview information regarding group interview on March 16th will be sent out upon receipt. 3-15-13-10-14 House and Child Care Helper--We homeschool and run three businesses out of a busy household, and need flexible help with kids, house, and business tasks. PT, 3-4 days/week, good transportation, professional,positive energy, references. 352-213-2221. 2-28-13-2-14 Food Science and Human Nutrition at the University of Florida is conducting a research study for women 20-40 yo on birth control pills. Compensation given. For details call Bonnie Coats at 273-9014 4-24-35-14

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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG Madu earns honorFormer Gator forward Ndidi Madu was named the Player of the Week in LF2, a Spanish professional league. Madu leads her team with 15.3 points and 9.3 rebounds per game this season.Gators in the NBA David LeeFormer Gator David Lee served a one-game suspension State Warriors and the Indiana Pacers on Tuesday night.Lauren Haeger and the UF softball team defeated USF on Wednesday night in Tampa. Read the story online at alligatorSports.org. LANDON WATNICKAlligator WriterWhen Tennessee guard Trae Golden dished the ball to Jarnell Stokes on the low block forwards Erik Murphy and DeVon Walker double-teamed the 6-foot-8, 270-pound center. layup but pulled down the rebound after Walker mistimed his jump. The Volunteers forwards short, but he snatched the ball out of the 6-foot-6, 191-pound Walkers hands for another offensive rebound. As Walker backed off and Murphy watched, Stokes made the bucket on his third try. The play was indicative of how dominant UT was on the glass Tuesday night. Tennessee outrebounded No. 8 Florida 41-31 and tallied 13 offensive boards, handing the Gators a 64-58 loss in Knoxville, Tenn. Stokes led the Volunteers with 14 rebounds, including six offensive boards. The sophomore big man also chipped in eight points in 24 minutes. We had a couple times where we had guys around him, but obviously, hes a big, strong guy, Florida coach Billy Donovan said. When you have that kind of body, when the ball gets in his hands, he grabs it. Thats his greatest strength. Tennessee coach Cuonzo Martin added: [Stokes has] made that commitment to get big rebounds. He takes pride in rebounding, and thats why you see the results. Floridas frontcourt struggled to rebound without two Forward Will Yeguete missed his sixth game since undergoing arthroscopic sur gery on Feb. 8 to remove bone chips in his right knee. Michael Frazier II, the Gators best rebounding guard, sat out Tuesday nights contest with a concussion. Murphy grabbed six rebounds, center Patric Young Casey Prather notched only two. Point guard Scottie Wilbekin led UF with eight rebounds. UT guard Jordan McRae, who scored a game-high 27 points, pulled down seven boards. The Volunteers outrebounded the Gators 24-14 in the second half. Stokes most important offensive board came in the With Tennessee (17-10, 9-6 SEC) ahead by four points, Stokes snatched the ball after McRae missed a runner. Stokes made a layup, drew a foul on Murphy, and made his free throw to complete the three-point play and increase the Volunteers lead to 61-54 with 54.5 seconds left. I feel like that pretty much sealed the deal, Stokes said. Injury update: Yeguete (right knee), Frazier (concussion) and Prather (facial laceration) have all been cleared by UFs medical staff to practice today, UF announced on Wednesday. Yeguete and Frazier could return for Floridas home matchup against Alabama on Saturday. Florida previously thought Prather might have suffered his third concussion of the season during Tuesday nights game. He exited the contest with 2:48 remaining. Prather started bleeding after taking a blow to the face from guard Mike Rosario on a rebound attempt.Aundre Larrow / Alligator StaffFreshman DeVon Walker runs down the court during Floridas 83-52 win against Missouri on Jan. 19 in the OConnell Center. Florida struggles on the boards in loss to TennesseeWOMENS BASKETBALL PHILLIP HEILMANAlligator Staff WriterJaterra Bonds remembers the sequence like it was yesterday. With 5 seconds remaining in Floridas game at Ar kansas on Jan. 29, 2012, she had the opportunity to make amends for the Gators terrible second half. Florida took a 60-49 lead with 4:25 remaining on a layup by Jennifer George. But the Gators squandered the 11-point advantage and trailed 62-61 when Bonds was fouled by Razorbacks forward Ashley Daniels. I pump faked on the sideline thinking it was their center, I shot the ball, and she fouled me, Bonds said. There called timeout to try and freeze me, and I made the second one. Bonds forced overtime by making the second free throw, but the Gators eventually lost 73-72 in double over time. Close losses have haunted Florida this season. The junior guard continues to be haunted by the missed free throw that could have potentially won the game. I could have ended the game right there with 5 seconds left, but they came up, and they beat us in overtime, Bonds said. I think about that all the time. In my mind, when I shoot free throws, I think about that exact situation: 5 seconds left, and I have two free throws to win the game, and I miss one of them. to earn revenge when the Gators face the Razorbacks tonight at 7 in the OConnell Center. With only two games remaining in the regular season and the two teams tied for eighth in the Southeastern Conference, the matchup is also an opportunity for Florida to boost its seeding in the SEC Tournament, which begins on Wednesday. Arkansas and us are right there together, coach Amanda Butler said. When youre bunched up with someone, and there is still a pretty good clump of us, youve got to have those wins and put those teams behind you. At the same time, it is about generating momentum. Momentum has been hard to come by for the Gators, who have won just three of their past 11 games. Butler hopes last years heartbreak will fuel Bonds and her teammates. She seemed to be recalling [last years game] in great detail, so that gives you a really good indication of how hard it is to get over, Butler said. Im not surprised at all that Jaterra hasnt forgotten how she felt, and I know she will be prepared, and her her if she has that opportunity again. Contact Phillip Heilman at pheilman@alligator.org.Junior point guard driven by past failure in clutch moment UF Bask etball Bonds

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16, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 THE ADAM BOMB Floridas dugout erupted when Taylor Gushue executed a sacthe ninth inning of Tuesday nights 7-6 loss to North Florida. A play so routine has been anything but for the Gators. hitting has been atrocious. Balls are going under gloves. Pitchers cant throw strikes. Runners are getting picked off. Florida baseball has been ugly and frustrating. fun. Forget the base-running blunthe strikeouts at the plate with runners on base. Forget the tight play the Gators have shown. inning against UNF or Johnny Magetting a strikeout to end an inning against UCF. Florida has proved through nine cited a lack of passion when asked Christian Dicks, didnt have an answer. When faced with situational hitting or pitching, the Gators havent this season with runners in scorduring last weekends sweep at the hands of Florida Gulf Coast. Take away a 16-run outburst in a win against Duke on Feb. 17, and that Opposing left-handed batters are batting .310 against Floridas lefthanded relievers. The Eagles went Parker Danciu and Daniel Gibson. reach the sixth inning doesnt do the bullpen any favors, either. After allowing three earned runs in 16.2 innings against Duke, Florida relievers gave up 17 earned runs in 16 innings against Florida Gulf Coast. A left-hander like a Steven Rodriguez, who got righties and leftpitcher like a Hudson Randall, who rarely gave up two-strike hits, hasnt stepped up. A hitter like Mike Zunirun is nowhere to be found. Florida lost special players after its three-year run to the College evident with each rally killed at the plate and every leadoff walk surrendered by a Florida pitcher. Losing redshirt senior center son and No. 2 starter Karsten Whitson before the season didnt help, either. reasons. Whitson, the second half of what was supposed to be a powerful 1-2 punch with Jonathon Crawford at the front of the Gators rotation, underwent a season-ending shoulder procedure on Feb. 14. But UF can take solace in the fact Arizona, last years College ference play. South Carolina, repeat national began 2010 a disappointing 6-4. LSU lost four of eight to close out the regular season before winning it all in 2009. coaching experience will get this going again. loss, the cracking sound of hard ting cages on Wednesday afternoon. skeepers patched up a wet spot beto break through the clouds behind The Gators get to play baseball for another day. Contact Adam Pincus at apincus@ alligator.org. Slumping Florida baseball team needs to relax, have fun Adam Pincustwitter: @AdamDPincus



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VOLUME 107 ISSUE 109 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 Today We Inform. You Decide.Not officially associated with the University of Florida Published by Campus Communications, Inc. of Gainesville, Florida 71 /43 FORECAST 2 OPINIONS 6 the AVENUE 7 CLASSIFIEDS 11 CROSSWORD 13 SPORTS 15Swamp Head brewer featured in national beer magazines 30 under 30Hes in the March 2013 issue, pg 5. UF programs collaborate to keep rural children healthyHealthy Kids will launch in May, pg 5. Daft Punk to release new album in late springRead more at alligator.org/blogs. KELCEE GRIFFISAlligator WriterKarla Flagg grinned as she stepped into the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts on Wednesday night, admiring the ticket she clutched in her hands. Flagg, a 21-year-old Palatka resident, came to listen to someone she admires. Im excited to be here seeing Maya Angelou, she said. The acclaimed poet and author visited UF and spoke to about 1,600 people inside the auditorium at the Accent Speakers Bureau-sponsored event. About 650 more people gathered around a large screen that broadcasted the speech outside. Angelou talked for an hour, telling stories about her life. Sometimes she broke into song or into different accents. She quoted her own poems and the works of others such as William Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe. Angelou said she experienced the strengthening was raped at age 7 by her mothers boyfriend, she said, she told adults what had happened. Soon after, she heard a mob had kicked him to death. She didnt speak for six years because she thought her words could kill people. Reading poetry during that time helped her experience the healing power of words, she said. Angelou urged the audience to memorize poetry for a strong foundation. what you hoped theyd be when your beloved has found another beloved you need something to call upon, she said. Paris Wheeler, a 20-year-old UF psychology and criminology junior, said Angelous presentation conveyed emotion that made the words she read come alive. I used to love poetry, she said. And she really reinstated that for me tonight. BRADLEY OSBURNAlligator Contributing WriterResearch paid for by taxpayers will soon be open to the public, according to a memorandum released by the White House Friday. The memo told federal agencies that give more than $100 million in research funds a year to submit plans to openly release the research within a year of its peer-reviewed journal release. The government already requires research funded by the National Institutes of Health to be published on PubMed. gov, said David Norton, UFs vice president for research. The new directive mirrors this process for all taxpayer-funded research. Norton said the initiative will affect UF research, which received $423 million in government funds in 2012, but nobody knows what the new plans will require. UF Scholarly Communications Librarian Christine Fruin said open access legislation has been an issue for years, but bills usually dont get far. Fruin said the fear now is that unless such a bill passes, the next administration could reverse the presidents directive. Traditionally, papers are submitted to journals for peer review and then released to the public for a subscription fee or on open access sites. Its just counterintuitive to lock up research paid for by taxpayers behind journal paywalls, she said. UF pays for access to multiple journals a year, Fruin said. Once ated with the university, their free access is cut off. Director of the Florida Program for Shark Research George Burgess said he has no problem opening research to the public and other scientists after its been through the traditional peer-review publication process. However, he fears open research could be misinterpreted or used for data theft, or it could cause issues with All research to be publishedRyan Jones / Alligator StaffAuthor and poet Maya Angelou speaks to a crowd at the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts on Wednesday night. Maya Angelou tells UF why the caged bird sings UFS DORMS WONT BE AFFECTED, BUT MANY APARTMENTS WILL. ALEX HARRISAlligator Contributing WriterFile sharers beware: A new program launched Monday is set to offer some visible consequences for illegally downloading muFive Internet service provider titans, Verizon, AT&T, Comcast, Cablevision and Time Warner have collaborated with the Center for Copyright Information to create the Copyright Alert System. UFs wireless Internet doesnt come from these providers, so the new alert system wont apply to students using Internet on campus. However, students living off-campus whose Internet is provided by Comcast can be directly affected. Christine Fruin, an attorney who leads copyright workshops for graduate students in Library West, said the system was devised in response to the recent failure of government legislation to reduce online piracy. Because it didnt look like any kind of governmental control was going to be a reality, Fruin said, some copyright holders basically entered into negotiations with several internet service providers to create this program. A CCI spokeswoman said the system was originally scheduled to debut in late November but had to be pushed back because of techHeres how the program works: CCI contracted Markmonitor, an anti-piracy company, to search through torrenting websites for movies, TV shows and albums being shared. As of Wednesday evening, no ISP had released an individual plan for how they will deal with copyright infringers. However, the CCI has released a basic overview of the alert system.Popular Internet providers use new program to punish piratesSEE COPYRIGHT, PAGE 4 Because it didnt look like any kind of governmental control was going to be a reality...Christine FruinattorneyNorton I used to love poetry, and she really reinstated that for me tonight.Paris WheelerUF psychology and criminology junior

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News Today Subscription Rate: Full Year (All Semesters) $100The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator VOLUME 107 ISSUE 109 ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 TODAYFORECASTMONDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY FRIDAY SUNNY 63/35 PARTLY CLOUDY 59/30 PARTLY CLOUDY 60/35 PARTLY CLOUDY 63/39 SUNNY 71/43 WHATS HAPPENING?Caf Cultural: The Many Faces of Poverty Join the Institute of HispanicLatino Cultures and the Institute of Black Culture at 6 p.m. at the Institute of Hispanic-Latino Cultures for the monthly Caf Cultural event. This months focus will be The Many Faces of Poverty. Learning about prominent issues surrounding poverty is the first step toward eradicating this cycle. Gators for Haven Hospice Gators for Haven Hospice is an organization that provides networking opportunities for hospice volunteers at UF while it promotes the goals of Haven Hospice. Go to the meeting at 7 p.m. in CSE, Room E222, to find out more. Japanese drumming troupe performance Japanese drumming troupe Kodo will perform at 7:30 p.m. at the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts. Student tickets cost $10 and are available at the Phillips Center Box Office, at the University Box Office or by calling 352-392-2787. Visit www.performingarts.ufl.edu for more information. Symphony Orchestra concert The UF Symphony Orchestra will host its final concert of the Spring semester today. Performances will include Morton Goulds LatinAmerican Symphonette in celebration of the composers 100th birthday, Richard Wagners Tristan and Isolde: Prelude and Love-Death with soprano Elizabeth Graham in celebration of the composers 200th birthday and Igor Stravinskys The Rite of Spring in celebration of the 100th anniversary of its Paris premiere. The show will be at 7:30 p.m. at the University Auditorium. The event is free and open to the public. For more information, check out www.arts.ufl.edu. Champions for Change Awards Nominations for the 2013 Champions for Change Awards are open and will close Friday. Champions for Change is a combination of the Office of Sustainabilitys Sustainable Solutions Awards and the Healthy Gators awards and recognizes faculty, staff and students within the UF community who have made significant achievements in sustainability and health. Please consider nominating someone. A full list of nomination categories and the nomination form are available at www. sustainable.ufl.edu/awards. Hike in the Balu Forest On Saturday, the Florida Trail Association and the Alachua County Forever land preservation program will host a special birding and botanizing opportunity in the Balu Forest, Patrollers are raising money for a trip to Washington, D.C. For more info, call Lisa Posteraro at 352-528-6030 or 352-339-1201. Check www.wes.levyschools. org/r/safety-patrol. Multicultural and Diversity Affairs MCDA is hiring. Applications for student ambassadors are now available online at www. tiny.cc/MCDAApp and due at noon March 14. It is looking for volunteers and Federal WorkStudy positions for the Summer and Fall semesters. GASA Gala The UF Greek American Student Association will host the third annual GASA Gala: A Night in the Islands from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. March 15 in the Reitz Union Grand Ballroom. The gala will feature Greek food, live Greek music and a dance performance from the GASA Dance Troupe. The semi-formal event is free and open to the public. Mini medical school experience Come view brain slides, learn how to suture from physicians and get a tour of the Shands cadaver lab. This event will be in MDL-1 from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. March 16. Advance registration costs $10. Registration costs $15 that morning. A portion of the proceeds will sponsor medical service trips to a rural area in Peru. Find the event on the International Medical Outreach at UF Facebook page for more information. Career 180 Career 180 will be from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. March 16 at the Center for Innovation and Economic Development, 530 W. University Ave. Free food will also be provided to all participants. Got something going on? Want to see it in this space? Send an email with Whats Happening in the subject line to jglum@alligator.org. To ensure publication in the next days newspaper, please submit the event before 5 p.m. Please model your submissions after above events. Improperly formatted Whats Happening submissions may not appear in the paper. Press releases will not appear in the paper. a property not yet open to the public. The hike will ramble through flatwoods in restoration stages and hardwood swamps for three to four miles. The number of participants will be limited to 15. To reserve a space, contact iluvfla@bellsouth.net or call 352-316-3453 for more information. Gainesville Crohns and Colitis support group Have inflammatory bowel disease? Find support with others. The group is very welcoming, and everybody understands. The next meeting will be 7 p.m. Tuesday at at the American Cancer Society Hope Lodge, 2121 SW 16th St. For more information, contact Dennis@UCVlog.com or call 701-541-3608. An Evening of One Acts The Buchholz Players at Buchholz High School will present An Evening of One Acts at 7 p.m. Wednesday, March 7 and March 8 at Buchholz High School. Box office tickets cost $5. For groups of 10 or more, tickets cost $4 each. Birding rescheduled The Family Birding event previously scheduled for Saturday has been rescheduled for March 9. Family Birding: Attracting Birds to your Backyard will be from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. The price is $4 an individual and $6 for each vehicle for park admission. Call 352-466-4100 to register. Become a Peer Advocate for the UFPD Office of Victim Services The UFPD Office of Victim Services is looking for peer advocates to serve for the 2013-2014 school year. Peer advocates are trained by OVS staff to create and deliver innovative presentations regarding issues such as sexual violence and intimate partner violence. All peer advocates must complete a formal application and undergo a criminal background check. Please directly contact the office, at 352-392-5648, with any questions. Cruize for Kids Motorcycle Ride The fundraising event will be from 8:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. March 9 at Williston Elementary School. There will be T-shirts for sale. It is free to ride, and refreshments will be available. Donations will be accepted. The Safety

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4ALLIGATOR Kelly Logan / Alligator StaffGotta Hand It To HerUF sociology and womens studies sophomore Hanna James, 19, makes a red handprint Wednesday afternoon on the Plaza of the Americas. The handprints were an awareness effort by Amnesty International to shed light on the issue of child soldiers in 30 countries. NATIONAL ALEXA VOLLANDAlligator WriterContact Alexa Volland at avolland@alligator.org.White House gives UF high scores COPYRIGHT, from page 1ISPs could slow download speeds University of Florida : Cost: $11,579/yr Graduation Rate: 83.7 percent Loan default rate: 3 percent Florida State University: Cost: $12,464/yr Graduation Rate: 73.8 percent Loan default rate: 5.2 percent University of South Florida: Cost: $12,503/yr Graduation Rate: 51.7 percent Loan Default Rate: 9.8 percent University of Central Florida: Cost: $12,358/yr Graduation Rate: 62.7 percent Loan Default Rate: 7.5 percent University of North Florida: Cost: $10,413/yr Graduation Rate: 49.5 percent Loan Default Rate: 8.5 percent

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MARJORIE NUNEZAlligator Contributing WriterRecipes can change with additional ingredients or improvised measurements. But for Luke Kemper, owner and brewer at Swamp Head Brewery, making beer is a delicate process with little room for errors. Kempers work as a local brewer, however, has landed him a spot in the March 2013 issue of All About Beer Magazine, a national beer publication. The magazine featured about 30 brewers younger than 30 years old from around the country. in 2008. After about two years experimenting with batch of beer. Since the issue hit stands earlier this month, Kemper said he has received a lot of feedback from friends, co-workers and family. The craft community, its growing, he said, and its a very supportive community. Brandon Nappy, marketing manager at Swamp Head, said he was excited to see Kemper and his work featured in the magazine. You dont see a lot of younger people, especially under the age of 30, jumping into a business of this caliber and doing well at it, Nappy said. Of the 30 people featured, Kemper was the only brewer who was also an owner, Nappy said. The industry is taking off, Kemper said. People are excited about it. I was just excited to be a part of it. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 ALLIGATOR, 5 Moises Reyes / AlligatorLuke Kemper, 30, enjoys a cold beer while he explains the brewing process Friday afternoon at Swamp Head Brewery, 3140 SW 42nd Way. SHE WAS RELEASED MONDAY. KATHRYN VARNAlligator WriterA New Jersey woman, who traveled about 1,000 miles several times to have sex with a 16-year-old boy in Gainesville, was arrested last week in her hometown. Police Department arrested Lisa Silva, 33, on unlawful sexual activity with a minor and traveling to meet a minor for unlawful sexual conduct charges, said GPD Spokesman The relationship started in July 2011 when Silva and the boy met on a Facebook game called YoVille, Tobias said. Silva and the boy continued to talk to each other via phone calls, text messages, emails, letters and three in-person meetings. Silva traveled to Gainesville twice to have sex with the boy, once in December 2011 and again in February 2012, Tobias said. Gainesville Police started its investigation along with the boys family members tipped off the department about the relationship, Tobias said. Investigators issued a sworn Dec. 12, Tobias said. On Feb. 7, the SAO issued a capias war rant for Silvas arrest. At about 11 p.m. Feb. 18, 19 on a $100,000 bond. Silva was released Monday after she met bail. Contact Kathryn Varn at kvarn@alligator.org.NJ woman arrested after having sex with Gainesville boy ERIKA OAKVIKAlligator Contributing Writer the opportunity to take part in a new program called Healthy Kids. Healthy Kids, which educates and examines healthy lifestyle changes, is run by UF, Shands at UF, UFs Institute of Food and Agricultural Science and local UF/IFAS county The free four-month program is supported by a grant from the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases. The 12-session program consists of a team of doctors and psychologists who will meet with Healthy Kids. Starting in May, the program will be offered in Flagler, Putnam and Suwannee counties. Lim said one problem rural areas face is a lack of access to medical care, including predren ages 3 to 7 in these areas. Recent research has come out that shows adults and children from rural areas are at an increased risk of being overweight and obese as well as having negative health conditions, Lim said. The goal of Healthy Kids is to take information learned through UF research and provide it to rural communities through the UF/IFAS She also said parents are the primary tar gets of change. Parents have more control of the environment that kids are exposed to, Lim said. Virginia Horan, a 19-year-old UF biology sophomore and a Shands volunteer, said she would love to work with a program like Healthy Kids. Helping kids when theyre younger to try them try and do it in the future, she said. UF programs collaborate to keep rural children healthyLOCALSwamp Head brewer featured in beer magazines 30 under 30Healthy Kids will launch in May Parents have more control of the environment that kids are exposed to.Crystal S. Limco-director of Healthy Kids

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Reader responseVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator Column EditorialTHURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to opinions@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458.Sarah Kinonen EDITOR Julia Glum MANAGING EDITOR Sami Main OPINIONS EDITORTodays question: Have you ever pirated music or movies? Wednesdays question: Have you ever taken molly?18% YES 82% NO70 TOTAL VOTESMorrissey defends vegetarian stereotypeOn Tuesday night, the bearded, bandana-wearing, camo-clad cast of A&Es runaway hit show Duck Dynasty walked onto the set of Jimmy Kimmel Live! and sat across from the host. After some calculated back-andforth about the Robertson familys newfound fame, Kimmel asked the question audiences were waiting to hear. Days earlier, Morrissey, who was slated to appear on Tuesday nights show, threatened to cancel unless the Duck Dynasty casts interview was changed to another night. Kimmel producers refused, and a different band replaced Morrissey. As far as my reputation is concerned, Morrissey said in a statement, I cant take the risk of being on a show alongside people who, in effect, amount to animal serial killers. Kimmel asked the Robertson family patriarchs what they thought of the sudden public cancellation. When somebody told me about this, said the famously loopy Uncle Si, I was like, Oh, you mean the lead singer of The Doors? They said, No, you idiot! We dont hold it against him at all, Phil said. The other men agreed and, in so many words, said they The Robertson men, whose cartoonish and backwoods lifestyle is A&Es bread and butter, were perfectly gracious about Morrisseys diva antics. Morrisseys behavior isnt surprising his back-and-forth with the Staples Center regarding his request for the venue to be meat-free has served as a free publicity platform for his 2013 tour. I hate to speak on behalf of vegetarians, but does anyone actually consider Morrissey an animal rights icon? No? Me neither. Although Morrisseys attitude was one of a child throwing a tantrum, the Robertsons reaction was surprisingly poised. Furthermore, Morrisseys holier-than-thou response seems to be less of an animal-rights battle and more of an attention-seeking low blow. To call Morrisseys statement animal rights activism would be grossly exaggerating what it actually was: a press move and a petty pride issue. Duck Dynasty, while admittedly hilarious and honest, is also hokey in a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo way. Although Duck Dynasty may not be quite as polarizing as Honey Boo Boo, its image is one of self-professed rednecks living off the land in backwoods Louisiana. The patriarch of the group and founder of the duck-callmaking company, Phil, makes fun of his sons for converting to yuppism. Although the family is quite wealthy Willie Robertsons net worth is upward of $10 million, according to www.therichest.org it maintains an unwashed, uncouth, uncultured look for the sake of entertainment. Is Morrissey really losing sleep at night because one family in Louisiana produces duck calls and hunts wild turkey? Is he really eager to provide his concertgoers with a meatfree venue? Probably not. After all, the intentions of anyone with such an active involvement with PETA, a total farce of an organization, are questionable. In 2012, PETA euthanized about 94 percent of cats and about 82 percent of dogs taken into its headquarters in Virstrategies as www.GoDaddy.com and Carls Jr., placing female celebrities in submissive positions, like the controversial photo of Pamela Anderson posing in a bikini with parts of her body labeled breasts, rump and round. Morrissey is not taking a stand against animal abuse. Hes not doing anything to prevent hunting or meat consumption. Rather, he handed publicity to the Robertsons and is only causing the Staples Center to be meat-free for one night. He is nothing but a PETA pawn. Chloe Finch is a journalism sophomore at UF. Her column usually runs on Thursdays.FAU Who?: A great joke for a terrible partnershipThe only time we feel jealous is when someone comes up with a hilarious pun before we get the chance to. It happened to us this week, though, at Florida Atlantic University. The public university announced last week that it had struck a deal to name its football stadium after GEO Group Inc., one of donor to the Florida Republican Party, according to the Huffington Post. In exchange, FAU will receive $6 million from the company over 12 years. The $6 million donation over 12 years would grant naming rights of the stadium to the GEO Group, who have had charges sexual misconduct in their youth detention facilities and illegal drug smuggling, according to University Press, FAUs campus newspaper. At the Walnut Grove Youth Correctional Facility, a GEO Group property in Mississippi, a report issued by the Civil Rights Division of the U.S. Department of Justice found that the institution was deliberately indifferent to staff sexual misconduct and inappropriate behavior with youth. The sexual misconduct we found was among the worst that we have seen in any facility I dont know all the answers, I dont know everything about this company. I do know that there are some things that have been discussed that may not be true, President Mary Jane Saunders said in a statement that prompted one student to ask if she was being serious, according to SB Nation. week to protest the schools decision. Saunders ultimately granted the protesters demand for a high noon in the football stadiums recruiting room, ironically, according to a Broward Palm Beach New Times blog post. Look at them, getting things done the democratic way. Is there any way a group of students can go against such a large price tag during tough economic times? The board of trustees should have done due diligence on GEO before they signed that agreement, Gonzalo Vizcardo, the leader of the student protest group called Stop Owlcatraz, told The Palm Beach Post. Thats right. The Stop Owlcatraz Coalition. How perfect is that pun? Were jealous. ny is about to own major property on another college campus. Were not jealous that a company that has tolerated, to any degree, the mistreatment of youth within some of their detention centers has such a high amount of expendable cash to throw $6 million at a public university. We dont care what charities the GEO Group donates to. We gious institution. Do you think FAU will just give back the $6 million grant? Probably not. What a great pun. Chloe Finchopinions@alligator.org

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theA v enue Whats inside: Spring Break style guide, page 8 Mediocre Advice, page 10 Open up this pit: Moshing as a science, page 10Online exclusives: Doubtful news alert: TV watching linked to criminal activity Suit up for swim seasonRead the stories at www.alligator.org/the_avenueFollow the Avenue on Twitter: @AlligatorAvenue Like our Facebook page: www.facebook.com/ AlligatorAvenue THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/THE_AVENUE ALYSSA HOLCOMBAvenue WriterYour guide to summer music festivals Vans Warped TourLocation: Across country (tour)Dates: June 15-August 4Headliners: Reel Big Fish, Motion City Soundtrack, Allstar WeekendCost: $42.50 (Early Bird online special on sale now)What To Expect: The annual rock n roll fest is making its long, winding way through the country with the likes of The Used and 3OH!3 making stints throughout the trek. With multiple stages, fans will have no shortage of sets to catch on the daylong stops. BonnarooLocation: Manchester, Tenn.Dates: June 13-16Headliners: Paul McCartney, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Mumford and SonsCost: $269.50 (while supplies last)What To Expect: This years lineup has proved Bonnaroo is one of the countrys biggest and most varied music festivals. From Bjork to a Beatle, the sheer star power is sure to attract crowds of all ages. Every spring and summer, music festivals across the nation bring together some of the worlds biggest acts stretching from sea to shining sea. This years legion of lineups is no exception theres even a Beatle cities, theres a festival for everyone. Plan ahead using this guide and dont miss out. LollapaloozaLocation: Chicago, Ill.Dates: August 2-4Headliners: (rumored) The Cure, Jay-Z, The Flaming LipsCost: TBAWhat To Expect: One of the largest festivals, the annual weekend is always chock-full of the biggest nouncement has been made, a Twitter leak has listed the above artists as well as others including Mumford and Sons, and Kendrick Lamar. Regardless of the spoilers, the lineup is sure to have major star power. Wanee Music FestivalLocation: Live Oak, Fla.Dates: April 18-20Headliners: The Allman Brothers Band, The Yeti TrioCost: $205+ (varying pass pack ages available)What To Expect: The bluesy, folksy lineup is perfect for laid-back music fans. Located at the Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, patrons can camp out and jam out simultaneously. CoachellaLocation: Indio, Calif.Dates: April 12-14, April 19-21Headliners: Phoenix, Red Hot Chili PeppersCost: Sold Out (check online for scalped tickets)What To Expect: This festival hosts a variety of artists, from Blur to Baauer. Concert-goers can even camp out in the area for the weekend. Last year, Coachella blew minds with a holo graphic Tupac performance. This year will hopefully be just as epic. SXSWLocation: Austin, TexasDates: March 12-17Performers: Tegan and Sara, Green Day, Andrew W.K.Cost: $179 for an all-access wristband to the performancesWhat To Expect: The music por tion of the annual entertainment festival is part panels and part performances. By day, people from all aspects of the music industry meet and discuss the business. By night, more than 100 bands perform at a number of venues. This year, Dave Grohl is the keynote speaker. Ultra Music FestivalLocation: Miami, Fla.Dates: March 15-17, March 22-24Headliners: Deadmau5, Calvin Har ris, BassnectarCost: $299+ (varying pass packages available)What To Expect: The annual electronic music festival is two weekends worth of dance and trance. Audiences interested in DJs and dance beats are sure to enjoy either weekend. Pitchfork Music FestivalLocation: Chicago, Ill.Dates: July 19-21Headliners: R. Kelly, Belle and Sebastian, BjorkCost: $50 for a single-day pass (varying pass packages also available)What To Expect: This lineup focuses mainly on alternative rock and rap artists. The event, which kicked off its yearly stint in 2005, will announce the other artists in the coming weeks. Governors Ball Music FestivalLocation: New York, N.Y. Dates: June 7 9Headliners: Kanye West, Kings of Leon, Guns N RosesCost: $220+ (varying pass pack ages available)What To Expect: Summertime in the city is always a variety of things hot, humid and full of entertainment! This festival, which also includes a mass of bands like Young the Giant and The Lumineers, brings the best of the genres to the Big Apple. Electric Daisy CarnivalLocation: Las Vegas, Nev.Dates: June 21-23Headliners: To Be AnnouncedCost: $289+ (varying pass pack ages available)What To Expect: Described as nightclub and dayclub events, among other things, the Carnival includes more than 100 musical acts and more than 500 theatrical performers. The lights will surely shine more on club and dance music for this festival.

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10, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 JENNIFER HERNANDEZAvenue Contributing WriterSpring Break is here, which means beach, booze and babes. Youre probably ready to live it up and forget the troubles of the semester. But do you have anywhere to go? Its hard to come up with great getaway ideas at the last minute, especially when most places in the region feature similar activities. Instead of looking for new things to do, look for new places to see. Amazing memories can come from spontaneous trips to the unknown. 1. Road trip Gather a group of friends who live along the same route, and take a road trip stopping at each of their hometowns. Its a fun way to see how crazy friends alter their behaviors under parental supervision. Also, you get free housing and food for a couple of days and pay each other back as you go along. The only expense is gas. (A well-mannered guest also leaves a little something for hosts.) 2. Day trip to the Bahamas A 24-hour excursion can be simpler and more economically sensible than a weeks vacation. Balearia Bahamas Express takes its guests round-trip from South Florida to Grand Bahama Island for $145. The travel time is 2 1/2 hours, but once you arrive, you can go horseback riding on the beach, shop, try local foods and drinks, and soak up the Caribbean sun. 3. Rent a house in Seaside, Fla. This town is full of unique Hamptons-style rental homes starting at $150 a night. Its and chow down on some cuisine in one of the many beachside restaurants during the close friends. 4. Blow some money in Miami Hit the beach, lounge poolside and socialize with drinks as the sun sets. Catch a performance by Travie McCoy March 1 and Naughty by Nature March 6 at LIV. Erick Morillo will be at Story March 8, and Sidney Samson will be at Mansion March 9th. All clubs charge between $30 and $60 for cover. 5. Stay close in St. Augustine Get a sense of history by visiting antique sites like the oldest school, the oldest house, can be done on foot, and most landmarks charge less than $10 admission. If history isnt your thing, lie out by the residential beach, where its almost always deserted. ALYSSA HOLCOMBAvenue WriterThe Academy Awards. The Oscars. The biggest, longest, most glamorous night in motion pictures. This was a varied year in cinema, and the industrys most celebrated evening had no shortage of stars and surprises. Host Seth MacFarlane was not as raunchy as many predicted, instead opting for American history jokes (On Lincolns death: Its been 150 years, and its still too soon?) and honing in on his musical ability. His show-stopping opening number channeled previous host and 2013 nominee Hugh Jackmans 2009 introduction but did not reach the same epic level. There were some great cameos, from a dancing duet of Channing Tatum and Charlize Theron to a tap-dancing number with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Daniel Radcliffe. The performance was good, but not Hugh Jackman good. Then again, theres not much that can be Hugh Jackman good. Continuing with the shows per formance-heavy focus, the night also included a special movie musical tribute with performances from Chicago, Dreamgirls and Les Miserables. In tweets and Tumblr posts, many wrote the Oscars were turning into the Tony Awards but no complaints here. Beloved divas Adele and Barbra Streisand performing Skyfall and The Way We Were, respectively, added to the nights The night was orchestrated by classic movie themes, from Harry Potters Hedwigs Theme to transition to and from commer cial breaks, to the title track from Jaws used as a hilarious cut-off for long acceptance speeches. Golden statues for Best Supporting Actress and Actor went to Anne Hathaway for Les Miserables and Christoph Waltz in Django Unchained, respectively. In light Lee took the Best Director trophy for Life Of Pi. Best Actress and Best Actor went to Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook and Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln, respectively. Argo took home the nights top honor of Best Picture, courtesy Michelle Obama and in-person Jack Nicholson. Endless jokes about the shows nearly four-hour time slot aside, this years ceremony was just what the Oscars should be: a combination of artistic (sometimes over hyped) cinematic excellence, the stars who made them shine both on and off the screen, and the occasional slip up the stairs. (Its OK, Jennifer Lawrence. Youre an Oscar winner now.) BROCK SENGAvenue WriterChristopher Gonzalez has seen people get thrown to the ground, slammed into and punched in the face. and a party, Gonzalez, a 19-year-old UF English sophomore, said. A frantic, chaotic and a few good open-handed shoves. Hes not describing a riot. Hes describing a mosh pit, and some have it down to a science. Jesse Silverberg, a doctoral student at Cornell University, conducted a study on the topic. isnt random acts of violence but, instead, a universal pattern. Participants in mosh pits behave like gas particles bouncing around in the air in unpredictable ways. Jason Cain, a lecturer for UFs Rock n Roll and American Society class, said the study is believable. There is a precedent for things that we think are chaotic to sometimes have a pattern that we see over and over again, he said. Cain described moshing as controlled violence and a feeling of being out of control without actually being out of control. Rob Paradise, a 23-year-old guitarist for the Gainesville punk band Heart Prevails, said it has a lot to do with escapism. Going to shows is a way for people to break up their daily routines and forget about their problems for awhile, he said. Moshing really helps immerse you in the experience. Moshing is about connecting with people, Paradise said, and not just pushing them around. While there is certainly an aggressive element to moshing, it isnt supposed to be just unrestrained violence, he said. Imani Harris, a 21-year-old UF family, youth and community sciences junior, said she has suffered from a concussion and a bloody nose from being knocked and kicked around inside a pit. And yet, a pit etiquette does exist. Paradise, Gonzalez and Cain agree mosh pits usually have some order to help up the fallen and keep the rules of the pit. In the study, Silverberg said, mosh pits could help professionals research what emer gency situations are like by studying the actions inside of the pits themselves. Cain said that during the massive pit at Rage Against the Machine at Lollapalooza in 1996, there were two people who helped keep the pit in order, similar to an emergency situation. or are a glimpse into emergency situations remains uncertain. It is certain, however, that they allow people to escape. When people are in the pit, theyre just in a different world where nothing else matters, Harris said. They can just let loose and really connect with the music. When people are in the pit, theyre just in a different world where nothing else matters. They can just let loose and really connect with the music.Imani HarrisUF family, youth and community sciences junior awards show Lawrence odd news This column is provided by Ariel Barnes, a 21-year-old majoring in international studies. Would you like to get some Mediocre Advice? Visit http://mediocreadvicegators.tumblr.com/ask Ariel Barnes Dear Friend, Its the best thing to ever happen to avid nudie-pic senders. The end. Dear Mediocre Advice, Whats the deal with Snapchat? I just dont get it. Dear Friend, I believe you are talking about scooping because none of that sounds remotely satisfying. Scooping is when you randomly scoop someones boob while saying scoop. This is only OK for girls to do to each other, unless there is a guy out there who desperately wants to get kicked in the nuts. When dealing with a womans breasts, try to be sensual, passionate and pleasurable. Although Im pretty sure you were raised in a cave, please avoid anything you might deem terrifyingly spontaneous. Dear Mediocre Advice, Ive been described as being too ferocious when I grab my partners breasts. How can I make sure my grabbing is satisfying for my partner but remains terrifyingly spontaneous? Dear Friend, Dear Mediocre Advice, What should I do? Dear Mediocre Advice, My friends think Im boring be cause Id rather sit in my apartment than be miserable in public at a bar. How do you avoid having a crappy time when you go out? Dear Friend, Lower your expectations, plan in advance and have a back-up plan. If all of that fails, look on the bright side: You can go home and do what you really show House of Cards and drink beer. This column is provided by Ariel Barnes, a 21-year-old majoring in international studies. Would you like to get some Mediocre Advice? Visit http://mediocreadvicegators.tumblr.com/ask Ariel Barnes Dear Friend, Its the best thing to ever happen to avid nudie-pic senders. The end. Dear Mediocre Advice, Whats the deal with Snapchat? I just dont get it. Dear Friend, I believe you are talking about scooping because none of that sounds remotely satisfying. Scooping is when you randomly scoop someones boob while saying scoop. This is only OK for girls to do to each other, unless there is a guy out there who desperately wants to get kicked in the nuts. When dealing with a womans breasts, try to be sensual, passionate and pleasurable. Although Im pretty sure you were raised in a cave, please avoid anything you might deem terrifyingly spontaneous. Dear Mediocre Advice, Ive been described as being too ferocious when I grab my partners breasts. How can I make sure my grabbing is satisfying for my partner but remains terrifyingly spontaneous? Dear Friend, Dear Mediocre Advice, What should I do? Dear Mediocre Advice, My friends think Im boring be cause Id rather sit in my apartment than be miserable in public at a bar. How do you avoid having a crappy time when you go out? Dear Friend, Lower your expectations, plan in advance and have a back-up plan. If all of that fails, look on the bright side: You can go home and do what you really show House of Cards and drink beer.

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12, ALLIGATOR Campus Scooters Mobile Sales and Scooter Service. We offer free estimates on all repairs and we come to you. We also have new scooters starting at $799.00 Call us today at 352-263-0425 4-24-72-11 SWAMP CYCLES Closest to campus. MMI Certified Mechanics for Motorcycles and experienced scooter mechanics. Lowest prices. Friendly service. 633 NW 13th Street, 373-8823, www.swampcycles.com 4-2458-11 WANTED:DEAD & ABANDONED SCOOTERS352-327-0080 3-12-5-112009 SUZUKI M50 BOULEVARD Low mileage, garage-kept. $4995850-826-1825 3-15-13-7-11 CARS CARS BuySellTrade Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars 3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150 4-24-72-12 We Buy Junk Cars Trucks, Vans Titled only Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3191 4-24-72-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO CREDIT CHECK!!!! VEHICLES $1000 AND UP! 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 BRING YOUR W2 AND DRIVE TODAY!!!! NO MONEY DOWN!!!! VEHICLES $1000 & UP!! 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 94 Ford Ex;lorer $1000 94 Mazda Protege $1500 96 Cadillac Deville $1500 98 Cadillac Catera $1999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 95Honda Civic $3999 96 Honda Accord $3999 00 Hyundai Elantra $4999 95 Lexus GS300 $4999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 03 Chevy Impala $5999 99 Honda Accord $4999 04 Saturn Ion $6999 02 Buick Lesabre $6999 352-338-1999 4-24-72-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES NO CREDIT CHECKS!!! CARS, TRUCKS, SUV'S & VANS! 30 DAY WARRANTY!!! 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 BRING YOUR W2 AND DRIVE TODAY!!!! NO MONEY DOWN!!!! WILL FINANCE ANYONE!! 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 04 Nissan Sentra $6999 02 Toyota Corolla $6999 06 Mits Galant $7999 04 Toyota Corolla $8999 352-375-9090 4-24-72-12 04 Volvo S40 $8999 04 Ford F150 $8999 03 Nissan Frontier $9999 06 Chevy Silverado $9999 352-375-9090 4-24-54-12CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED. Call Brandy 352-771-6191 4-24-13-72-12 This newspaper assumes no responsibil ity for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money. St. Francis House is a homeless shelter and soup kitchen located in downtown Gainesville, and we are looking for help from volunteers like you. St. Francis House depends on monetary support from individual donors and community businesses in order to help feed the homeless and the hungry.If you are interested in volunteering,please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or sfhcoor@stfrancis.cfcoxmail.comTo make a donation by mail,please send checks payable to St. Francis House P.O. Box 12491 Gainesville, FL 32604 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5062 if interested. LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS: Gold Diamonds Gems Class Rings ETC Top Cash $$$ or Trade OZZIES FINE JEWELRY 352-318-4009. 4-24-72-13UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 4-24-72-13 VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 2-28-13-72-13 CASH PAID $300 AND UP!!!ANY CONDITION-RUNNING OR NOT!!! FREE TOWING & SAME DAY PICK-UP NO TITLE NEEDED CALL 352-771-6191 4-24-13-72-13 This newspaper assumes no responsibil ity for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money. Administrative Asst. 10-15 hours a week. Flexible schedule, great for UF student. Must have reliable transportation, be honest, organized, computer savvy, & professional. Office experience a plus. $7.67/hr Send resume to info@fratmgmt.com 3-1-13-14-14 Part-time salesperson. $10/hr. Evening shifts. Students preferred. Apply in person 4-6pm. 3501 SW 2nd Ave Suite 2100 (2nd floor above Gator Textbooks) 3-1-13-10-14 Administrative Assistant: Part-time 20 hours a week, afternoons preferred, for a local non profit agency. Contact Renae at renae@girlsplace.net or call 352-373-4475. 2-28-13-7-14 NOW HIRING University of Florida Survey Research Center 720 SW 2nd Ave. suite 156 Mon-Fri 9am-9pm 392 2908 ext. 105 $9.00/$9.50/hr + Incentive + Paid Training Telephone Interviewing NO SALES SPANISH Speakers Needed 3-1-13-7-14 Daytime Advertising ProductionThe Independent Florida Alligator Advertising Production Department is accepting student applications. Duties include graphic design and organizational layout. Will train, but experience with Adobe InDesign, Photoshop and Illustrator is preferred. Friendly work environment, flexible schedule, with hours between 9 am 5 pm M-F. Must be available to work Summer C and be currently enrolled in classes. A one-year commitment is expected. Fill out an application at the front desk of The Alligator, 1105 W University Ave, M-F 9 am 5 pm. No phone calls, please. Include available work schedule and references. Previous applicants are welcome to reapply with current schedule. EOE DOMINOS HIRINGdelivery drivers & assistant managers. Drivers earn between $14-$17 per hour. Apply at gatordominos.com 3-29-13-49-14 Summer Jobs $2400 Room and Board included Get Paid to Play! The Florida Elks Youth Camp (FEYC) needs college students for summer camp counselors ages 18 and up. FEYC is an over-night camp located in Umatilla, FL. The camp runs June 10 August 3. Please contact Krys Ragland at 1-800-523-1673 Ext. 251 or 352 455-4267 www.feyc.org 4-24-13-70-14 BARTENDING$300 A DAY POTENTIALNo experience necessary, training provided. 800-965-6520 ext 138 4-24-13-72-14 Students in Accounting, Aviation, Business/ Sales and computer science needed for various positions. Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/employment 4-24-1372-14 ATTENTION SMOKERS! Smokers are needed to participate in a brief research study. Participants will be asked to meet with researchers on the University of Florida campus for about 30 minutes. You may be compensated for your participation. If interested, call the UF Smoking Lab and Clinic at 352-273-2151 or email us at ufsmokelabclinic@gmail.com 2-28-20-14 Oak Hall School is seeking energetic, creative, and enthusiastic individuals with a love for children to staff its summer day camp program. Positions in the camp are available in our Pre-Kindergarten, Kindergarten, and our elementary school age day camp offered at Oak Hall. A total of 6 FT and 1 FT Head Counselor positions are available for the summer. Individuals for the day camp should be available to work daily from June 3-July 26. Interested applicants should submit a resume to Maggie Martin via e-mail at mmartin@oakhall.org by March 15th. Interview information regarding group interview on March 16th will be sent out upon receipt. 3-15-13-10-14 House and Child Care Helper--We homeschool and run three businesses out of a busy household, and need flexible help with kids, house, and business tasks. PT, 3-4 days/week, good transportation, professional,positive energy, references. 352-213-2221. 2-28-13-2-14 Food Science and Human Nutrition at the University of Florida is conducting a research study for women 20-40 yo on birth control pills. Compensation given. For details call Bonnie Coats at 273-9014 4-24-35-14

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ALLIGATORReUser Building Products is looking to fill a sales/warehouse position. We are looking for an associate that will be responsible for providing quick, friendly customer service by answering questions, providing purchasing assistance and keeping inventory organized, as well as other duties. Tues-Sat 20 hr/per week $8-10/hr reply to info@reuser.us 3-113-2-14 Do you have a business that provides a service? Place your ad in the Services Section of the Alligator Classifieds for as little as $2.50 per day. Call us at 373-FIND. IMPORT AUTO REPAIR. BMW, Mercedes, Porsche, Volvo, VW, Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Mazda. Quality craftsmanship, reasonable prices, near UF, AAA approved 378-7830 www.carrsmith.com 4-24-72-15 Want to be a CNA, phlebotomist or pharm tech? Express Training offers courses, days, eve, weekend. All classes live, no videos. Call 352-338-1193 or expresstrainingservices.com 4-24-13-72-15 PERSONAL TRAINING 300 Personal and Group Training Flexible Scheduling Exclusive Facility Call for a free workout 339-2199 4-24-72-15NEED A LAWYER?SiddiquiOnline.com Private Experienced Affordable 4-24-72 15 FOREIGN STUDENTSEditor will edit your thesis or long paper to correct English grammar and spelling. $25 per hour. 561-299-0232 (after 2 pm) 4-24-54-15 Immigration Lawyer Plea agreements with least effect on immigration for noncitizens with criminal charge www.flalitigators.com 352-376-8600 3-120-15 We can't take finals for you but we can keep your personal items safe and secure until you return to Gator Country! Call Now! ACCESS SELF STORAGE 352-337-0602 4-24-13-47-15 HIV ANTIBODY TESTINGAlachua County Health Dept. Call 334-7960 for appt (optional $20 fee) THE TRUE YOU! Lose 8-15 pounds in 4 weeks Only $119! Gain muscle while you lose fat Groups forming now. 339-2199 4-24-72-16 PREGNANT/CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Young couple will cherish your newborn in secure happy home. Living and medical expenses paid. Call attorney Amy Eichman(FBN830011) Rachel and Jason. 1-800-280-6155 3-15-1330-16 CPR ACLS BLS PALS--We provide AHA classes with flexible scheduling!! February/ March Special-ACLS $99 and BLS $35. Teaching GATORS for over 15yrs!! Call today (352)494-4217 or (800)319-5708. 3-2913-23-16 PREGNANT? Consider Adoption. Loving couples waiting to adopt. Assistance possible. L. Lynn Lawrence, Esq. FBN: 978353 352-558-4036 Adopt4u@aol.com 4-2413-37-16 HIV ANTIBODY TESTINGAlachua County Health Dept. Call 334-7960 for appt (optional $20 fee)Family Chiropractic Since 1977. Two blocks from U.F. 373-7070 4-24-71-18 Want to make a connection?Place your ad here to look for someone to share a common interest with or for your true love IS YOUR BUSINESS, CLUB OR ORGANIZATION HAVING AN EVENT? DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT? PLACE YOUR AD HERE AND GET IT NOTICED! NEW to Gainesville**Self Defense for College Students, Non-Lethal Self Defense Courses, Self Defense for Healthcare provider,Concealed Weapons Courses-Call Today(352)494-4217 or (800)319-5708 3-29-13-23-20 Get the party started! Place your Entertainment classified today to get people up and about. Call 373-FIND.Rocky Creek PaintballIn Gainesville Better Prices Better Fields Better Call 371-2092 4-24-13-72-21 Trying to get to and from somewhere? Want to cut back on that gas bill? Place an ad or show off your bus and shuttle service. 373-FIND Furry, feathery, scaly...no, not your roommate...pets. Find or advertise your pets or pet products here in the Pets section of the Alligator.

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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG Madu earns honorFormer Gator forward Ndidi Madu was named the Player of the Week in LF2, a Spanish professional league. Madu leads her team with 15.3 points and 9.3 rebounds per game this season.Gators in the NBA David LeeFormer Gator David Lee served a one-game suspension State Warriors and the Indiana Pacers on Tuesday night.Lauren Haeger and the UF softball team defeated USF on Wednesday night in Tampa. Read the story online at alligatorSports.org. LANDON WATNICKAlligator WriterWhen Tennessee guard Trae Golden dished the ball to Jarnell Stokes on the low block forwards Erik Murphy and DeVon Walker double-teamed the 6-foot-8, 270-pound center. layup but pulled down the rebound after Walker mistimed his jump. The Volunteers forwards short, but he snatched the ball out of the 6-foot-6, 191-pound Walkers hands for another offensive rebound. As Walker backed off and Murphy watched, Stokes made the bucket on his third try. The play was indicative of how dominant UT was on the glass Tuesday night. Tennessee outrebounded No. 8 Florida 41-31 and tallied 13 offensive boards, handing the Gators a 64-58 loss in Knoxville, Tenn. Stokes led the Volunteers with 14 rebounds, including six offensive boards. The sophomore big man also chipped in eight points in 24 minutes. We had a couple times where we had guys around him, but obviously, hes a big, strong guy, Florida coach Billy Donovan said. When you have that kind of body, when the ball gets in his hands, he grabs it. Thats his greatest strength. Tennessee coach Cuonzo Martin added: [Stokes has] made that commitment to get big rebounds. He takes pride in rebounding, and thats why you see the results. Floridas frontcourt struggled to rebound without two Forward Will Yeguete missed his sixth game since undergoing arthroscopic sur gery on Feb. 8 to remove bone chips in his right knee. Michael Frazier II, the Gators best rebounding guard, sat out Tuesday nights contest with a concussion. Murphy grabbed six rebounds, center Patric Young Casey Prather notched only two. Point guard Scottie Wilbekin led UF with eight rebounds. UT guard Jordan McRae, who scored a game-high 27 points, pulled down seven boards. The Volunteers outrebounded the Gators 24-14 in the second half. Stokes most important offensive board came in the With Tennessee (17-10, 9-6 SEC) ahead by four points, Stokes snatched the ball after McRae missed a runner. Stokes made a layup, drew a foul on Murphy, and made his free throw to complete the three-point play and increase the Volunteers lead to 61-54 with 54.5 seconds left. I feel like that pretty much sealed the deal, Stokes said. Injury update: Yeguete (right knee), Frazier (concussion) and Prather (facial laceration) have all been cleared by UFs medical staff to practice today, UF announced on Wednesday. Yeguete and Frazier could return for Floridas home matchup against Alabama on Saturday. Florida previously thought Prather might have suffered his third concussion of the season during Tuesday nights game. He exited the contest with 2:48 remaining. Prather started bleeding after taking a blow to the face from guard Mike Rosario on a rebound attempt.Aundre Larrow / Alligator StaffFreshman DeVon Walker runs down the court during Floridas 83-52 win against Missouri on Jan. 19 in the OConnell Center. Florida struggles on the boards in loss to TennesseeWOMENS BASKETBALL PHILLIP HEILMANAlligator Staff WriterJaterra Bonds remembers the sequence like it was yesterday. With 5 seconds remaining in Floridas game at Ar kansas on Jan. 29, 2012, she had the opportunity to make amends for the Gators terrible second half. Florida took a 60-49 lead with 4:25 remaining on a layup by Jennifer George. But the Gators squandered the 11-point advantage and trailed 62-61 when Bonds was fouled by Razorbacks forward Ashley Daniels. I pump faked on the sideline thinking it was their center, I shot the ball, and she fouled me, Bonds said. There called timeout to try and freeze me, and I made the second one. Bonds forced overtime by making the second free throw, but the Gators eventually lost 73-72 in double over time. Close losses have haunted Florida this season. The junior guard continues to be haunted by the missed free throw that could have potentially won the game. I could have ended the game right there with 5 seconds left, but they came up, and they beat us in overtime, Bonds said. I think about that all the time. In my mind, when I shoot free throws, I think about that exact situation: 5 seconds left, and I have two free throws to win the game, and I miss one of them. to earn revenge when the Gators face the Razorbacks tonight at 7 in the OConnell Center. With only two games remaining in the regular season and the two teams tied for eighth in the Southeastern Conference, the matchup is also an opportunity for Florida to boost its seeding in the SEC Tournament, which begins on Wednesday. Arkansas and us are right there together, coach Amanda Butler said. When youre bunched up with someone, and there is still a pretty good clump of us, youve got to have those wins and put those teams behind you. At the same time, it is about generating momentum. Momentum has been hard to come by for the Gators, who have won just three of their past 11 games. Butler hopes last years heartbreak will fuel Bonds and her teammates. She seemed to be recalling [last years game] in great detail, so that gives you a really good indication of how hard it is to get over, Butler said. Im not surprised at all that Jaterra hasnt forgotten how she felt, and I know she will be prepared, and her her if she has that opportunity again. Contact Phillip Heilman at pheilman@alligator.org.Junior point guard driven by past failure in clutch moment UF Bask etball Bonds

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16, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2013 THE ADAM BOMB Floridas dugout erupted when Taylor Gushue executed a sacthe ninth inning of Tuesday nights 7-6 loss to North Florida. A play so routine has been anything but for the Gators. hitting has been atrocious. Balls are going under gloves. Pitchers cant throw strikes. Runners are getting picked off. Florida baseball has been ugly and frustrating. fun. Forget the base-running blunthe strikeouts at the plate with runners on base. Forget the tight play the Gators have shown. inning against UNF or Johnny Magetting a strikeout to end an inning against UCF. Florida has proved through nine cited a lack of passion when asked Christian Dicks, didnt have an answer. When faced with situational hitting or pitching, the Gators havent this season with runners in scorduring last weekends sweep at the hands of Florida Gulf Coast. Take away a 16-run outburst in a win against Duke on Feb. 17, and that Opposing left-handed batters are batting .310 against Floridas lefthanded relievers. The Eagles went Parker Danciu and Daniel Gibson. reach the sixth inning doesnt do the bullpen any favors, either. After allowing three earned runs in 16.2 innings against Duke, Florida relievers gave up 17 earned runs in 16 innings against Florida Gulf Coast. A left-hander like a Steven Rodriguez, who got righties and leftpitcher like a Hudson Randall, who rarely gave up two-strike hits, hasnt stepped up. A hitter like Mike Zunirun is nowhere to be found. Florida lost special players after its three-year run to the College evident with each rally killed at the plate and every leadoff walk surrendered by a Florida pitcher. Losing redshirt senior center son and No. 2 starter Karsten Whitson before the season didnt help, either. reasons. Whitson, the second half of what was supposed to be a powerful 1-2 punch with Jonathon Crawford at the front of the Gators rotation, underwent a season-ending shoulder procedure on Feb. 14. But UF can take solace in the fact Arizona, last years College ference play. South Carolina, repeat national began 2010 a disappointing 6-4. LSU lost four of eight to close out the regular season before winning it all in 2009. coaching experience will get this going again. loss, the cracking sound of hard ting cages on Wednesday afternoon. skeepers patched up a wet spot beto break through the clouds behind The Gators get to play baseball for another day. Contact Adam Pincus at apincus@ alligator.org. Slumping Florida baseball team needs to relax, have fun Adam Pincustwitter: @AdamDPincus