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News Today Subscription Rate: Full Year (All Semesters) $100The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator VOLUME 107 ISSUE 16 ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 TODAYFORECAST WHATS HAPPENINGStudent Health Outreach Team (SHOT) Meet the SHOT officers at the Fall Student Organization Fair on the Reitz Union Colonnade from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. The or ganization is open to students of all majors. It is a great way to get involved by working directly with the Student Health Care Center to address health issues concerning todays college students. UF Shakespeare in the Park Hamlet auditions No acting experience? Not a theater major? Not a problem. Audition for UF Shakespeare in the Parks Hamlet tonight from 7:20 p.m. to 10 p.m. in Matherly Hall room 10. For more information, check out Facebook at UF Shakespeare in the Park. Visiting Lecture on Biopolitics of the Posthumanities Professor Cary Wolfe of Rice University will visit UF tonight at 6 p.m. in the Smathers Library (East). He will discuss how recent biopolitical thought is changing, what it means to be human and how the humanities can respond to this cultural shift. This event is free and open to the public. For more information, email humanities-center@ ufl.edu or visit www.humanities.ufl.edu/calendar.html Student Animal Alliance first general body meeting The Student Animal Alliance will host its first general body meeting in Little Hall room 125 tonight at 7 p.m. Learn about volunteering, campaigning and events this semester, and find out how you can get involved and help animals on a local and national scale. For more infor mation, visit www.facebook. com/groups/SAA.UF/. Institute of Black Culture meeting The Black Graduate Student Organization will host its first general body meeting for all new and returning graduate students tonight at 7 p.m. BGSO will introduce its e-board for the 2012-2013 academic year and discuss the speaker for the MLK celebration. Committee members will also be selected and refreshments will be served. For more information, email LaToya Hunter at ihunter@ufl. edu or visit ufl.collegiatelink. net/organization/bgso. LGBT Affairs hosting networking reception Please join LGBT Affairs for its annual faculty, staff and graduate student reception Sept. 19 from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. for a light meal and a chance to network and socialize with other faculty, staff and graduate students. Composting Workshop at Downtown Farmers Garden The Alachua County Office of Sustainability, Florida Organic Growers and Gainesville Compost are hosting a free composting workshop Sept. 15 from 10 a.m. to noon. The Downtown Farmers Garden is located at 12 SE First St. For more information visit http:// gainesvillecompost.com/ events/compost-workshop/. Refreshments will be provided. Latina Womens League offers free English classes The Latina Womens League is offering free English classes to anyone in the community who would like to practice conversational English in small groups led by a facilitator. The classes are through Nov. 13 from 6 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. at Millhopper Branch Library, 3145 NW 43rd St. Email info@latinawomensleague.org for more information. Got something going on? Want to see it in this space? Send an email with Whats Happening in the subject line to skinonen@alligator.org. To ensure publication in the next days newspaper, please submit the event before 5 p.m. Please model your submissions after above events. Improperly for matted Whats Happening submissions may not appear in the paper. Press releases will not appear in the paper. Join Alpha Epsilon Delta Are you pre-med, pre-PA, pre-pharm, pre-dent, pre-vet, pre-nursing or pre-anything? Then AED is the perfect or ganization for you! Alpha Epsilon Delta is one of UFs most respected organizations and one of the most renowned chapters in the U.S. We are a preprofessional honor society that provides about 300 hours of community service and opportunities for research, shadowing and volunteering every semester. Applications are available at www.ufaed. org and are due tonight at 5 p.m. For more information, visit www.facebook.com/ groups/388410924524064/, and send any questions to Electee_VP@ufaed.org. Final Event of the Coalition of Immokalee workers week of action A Fair Trade/Fair Food fair will be held on Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Mennonite Meeting House at 1236 NW 18th Ave. There will be fair trade vendors of gar dening products, local jam, honey products, coffee, tea and olive oil. Workshops will be on the hour, covering the topics of fair food, farmworkers, starting a community garden, feeding the hungry, domestic fair trade and a live cooking demo. Community garden tours and fall seeds are also available. Call 352377-6577 or 352-275-1547 for more information. Upcoming Gators for Haven Hospice Meeting G4HH is an organization that aims to provide networking for hospice volunteers at UF as well as promote the goals of Haven Hospice. Volunteering at Hospice is a unique experience in which volunteers learn to interact with patients going through end-of-life stages. Join us at our first general body meeting Sept. 17 at 7 p.m. in CSE E119 to find out about all of our opportunities. Visit gators4hh.com or contact us at gators4hh@gmail.com.THUNDER STORMS 85/71 PARTLY CLOUDY 87/70 PARTLY CLOUDY 87/69 THUNDER STORMS 88/70 THUNDER STORMS 88/70 MONDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY FRIDAY

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cording to Alligator archives. According to Tritts resume on the law colleges website, Tritt came to UF in 2005. He started as an associate professor and has held many roles, including his current position as director of the Center for Estate Planning. Students voted Tritt College of Law Professor of the Year for three consecutive school years: 2009, 2010 and 2011. In response to Mondays incident, Bridget Siegel, president of Pride Student Union, said her organization will contact members of OUTLaw, the colleges gaystraight alliance group. Siegel said the incident is not to be taken lightly. There are so many other ways to express yourself, and hatred isnt something that should be necessary, she said. Police do not have a suspect, but Barber person responsible. gate this particular incident, he said. A hate crime is a very serious offense, and we treat it that way. Anyone with information about the incident should contact UPD at 352-3921111. Contact Chris Alcantara at calcantara@ alligator.org. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS BENGHAZI, Libya The U.S. dispatched an elite group of Marines to Tripoli on Wednesday following a mob attack that killed the U.S. ambassador to Libya and three other Amerithe violence initially blamed on an anti-Islamic video was a terrorist attack planned to coincide with the anniversary of 9/11. The one-story villa that serves as the consulate was a burned-out wreck after the crowd armed with machine guns and rocket-propelled grenades rampaged through it. Slogans of God is great and Muhammad is Gods Prophet were scrawled across its scorched walls. Libyan civilians strolled freely in charred rooms with furniture and papers strewn everywhere. President Barack Obama vowed in a Rose Garden address that the U.S. would work with the Libyan government to bring to justice those who killed Ambassador Chris Stevens, information manager Sean Smith and two othother Americans were wounded. in the line of duty in 30 years. We reject all efforts to denigrate the religious beliefs of others, but there is absolutely lence. None, said Obama, who also ordered increased security at U.S. diplomatic posts abroad. The mob attack was initially presumed to have been a spontaneous act triggered by outrage over a movie mocking Islams Prophet Muhammad that was produced in the U.S. and promoted by controversial Gainesville pastor Terry Jones. The video also drew protests in Cairo, where angry ultraconservatives climbed the U.S. Emreplaced it with an Islamic banner. Benghazi violence was too coordinated or proon condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the incident publicly. The FBI was sending evidence teams to LibLibyas new leadership scrambling to preserve ties with Washington after U.S. help to overthrow former dictator Moammar GadInterim President Mohammed el-Megarif apologized to the United States for what he called the cowardly assault, which also killed several Libyan security guards at the consulate in the eastern city. 4, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2012AP PhotoINTERNATIONALUS sends Marines to Libya after deadly attack on consulatePCBs cause cancer, acne, rashesballs from a German bubble tea chain, including polychlorinated biphenyls, or PCBs. Keith Schneider, a UF food science and human nutrition associate professor, said PCBs have been linked to cancer and other ailments. It can cause some more acute symptoms like acne and rashes, Schneider said. And it can damage the liver over long time exposures, disrupt immune responses and cause fatigue. The tapioca balls tested by the hospital were shipped to Germany from Taiwan, which is one of the biggest suppliers of bubble teas tapioca. Some have called into question the legitimacy of the test, since the results dont explain how the test was conducted or how much PCB the hospital staff found. It all depends on the levels that were found, Schneider said. Theres a certain number of PCB thats allowed in your drinking water, granted its measured in parts for billion. The chemical hasnt been actively used in the United States since the 1970s. People who worked on that had more lymphomas and other things, Schneider said. Thats when people started to take notice. Margaret James, a UF medicinal chemistry professor, said traces of the substance remain in the environment because PCB has a very long halflife. Theyre very persistent, James said. Thats why they tend to be found in things with fatty material in them. She said most complaints about PCBs in food come from milk, which is used to make tapioca pudding, cheese and other dairy products. Despite the hoopla, Rigby said shell still quench her thirst with the exotic drink. It wouldnt affect me because it was in Germany, Rigby said. I think youd have to consume a ton of it to get an effect. Contact Shelby Webb at swebb@alligator.org. BOBA, from page 1 It all depends on the levels that were found. Theres a certain number of PCB thats allowed in your drink ing water, granted its measured in parts for billion.UF associate professor15.7 percent still uninsuredparents plan while she attends medical school in Dominica. Rodrigues is appreciative. With the way the economy is, its hard to expect people right out of college to be able to pay for insurance, she said. While the amount of insured 19to 25year-olds showed a 2.2 percent increase, other age groups did not show much improvement. Many Affordable Care Act provisions that would change that have not yet been implemented. Still, 15.7 percent of Americans do not have insurance. UF journalism senior Valeria Delgado, 22, is among the 48.6 million Americans who remain uninsured. She said a lot of her friends are in the same situation. Delgado has had strep throat 14 times. She would have gotten her tonsils removed when she was younger, but with neither parent insured, we just couldnt afford it. Im uninsured because I cant afford it, Delgado said. With the new Health looking into, but I dont know how affordable itll actually be. INSURANCE, from page 1 COLLEEN WRIGHTAlligator Contributing WriterSelf-proclaimed Apple fanatic Javier Tirado-Montero spent Wednesday afternoon listening to a live stream as the company made its long-awaited and much-hyped announcement. But his high expectations fell short. Apple announced the launch of its iPhone 5 at an event in San Francisco, iPhone upgrade. Apple also unveiled a new iPod nano, iPod touch and iOS 6 software. Tirado-Montero, a proud owner of appointed the iPhone 5 had no wow feature. It seemed as though this iPhone 5 is just the standard upgrade that Apple always does every two years, the 19-year-old marketing sophomore said in an email. The updated features in the iPhone 5 redesign include a longer, four-inch screen, different headphones and a smaller connector. The phone is also 18 percent thinner than the iPhone 4S, twice as fast and has an extended battery life capable of up to 10 hours on Wi-Fi, according to the companys website. Marcus Keyes, who works in the UF Bookstores computer section, said the store will carry all the new Apple products but the iPhone 5. Those must be purchased with a phone contract. Still, Keyes said hes sure the new iPhone will sell like crazy. Students are always wanting the newest technology, he said. The iPhone 5 will be sold starting at $199 for 16GB. It will be available for pre-order Friday and will be on sale Sept. 21.Students react to iPhone 5 announcement HATE CRIME, from page 1Police do not have a suspect

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 ALLIGATOR, 5John W. McLaughlin III / AlligatorMurder at the ReitzEighteen-year-old freshmen Ryley Valenti, left, and Nadia Fernandez, dress up and play along with the Murder Mystery at the Reitz, a 1920s themed who-done-it event produced by RUB. BRETT LE BLANCAlligator Staff WriterUniversity Police charged a 60-year-old homeless man with stealing electronics from several cars on Sorority Row. Police arrested Joseph Mur ray on felony charges of petty theft and car burglary early Wednesday morning. Just after midnight Wednesto a call about a man seen near Sorority Row on West Panhellenic Drive, walking from car to car and pulling on door handles, said UPD spokesman Maj. Brad Barber. ray on the 800 block of Southwest 13th Street with a plastic grocery bag. Murray let police found three GPS devices, cash and watches. Barber praised the witness hasty call to police and the description given. This is an excellent example of how important it is to quickly contact law enforcement and report suspicious behavior, Barber said. The infor mation we received was critical in arrest of the suspect. Police booked Murray into Alachua County Jail at 3:21 a.m. Wednesday, where he remained with a $100,000 bond as of Wednesday night. Contact Brett Le Blanc at bleblanc@alligator.org.Man arrested for Sorority Row theft COLLEEN WRIGHTAlligator Contributing WriterGainesville residents will have another choice for grocery shopping this December. Save-A-Lot, a discount grocery store, is set to open mid-December at 2302 SE Hawthorne Road in the building where a Food Lion store closed in February. Save-A-Lot, based in St. Louis, has more than 1,300 stores in 39 states. Save-A-Lot spokeswoman Chon Tomlin said the average shopper can save up to 40 percent on their groceries as compared to a traditional grocery store. Its a real easy way to save money and stretch that student budget, Tomlin said. Tomlin said the store model will be smaller than the former Food Lion store. The average Save-A-Lot store is 15,000 to 16,000 square feet, about a third of the size of a traditional grocery store, she said. Tomlin said the average store employs 20 to 25 people, and the majority work part-time. She said the store is open to hiring students. Tomlin said that while many students look at a job at a grocery store as a temporary paycheck, students should look at Save-A-Lot as a potential career path. The new store will be about four miles away from the Reitz Union, which might be an inconvenience to student shoppers on a budget, said Mark Rush, UF microeconomics professor. Students are interested in saving a lot, Rush said. But students wont go very much because its far away. However, he said the stores cheap goods number of low-income residents who live there. Its appealing to residents in east Gainesville because theyre vastly under served, Rush said. Mugdha Palkar, a 26-year-old UF information systems graduate student, is interested in seeing what kind of food Save-A-Lot has, as long as she can get there. If the bus goes there, then I will go there, Palkar said. Marissa Langford, an 18-year-old UF health science freshman, said she learned through her mother how to coupon, and she wants to see if she can get a good deal on fruits and vegetables at the new Save-A-Lot. I like discounts, but Ive never been there, she said, so itd be good for me to check it out.East Gainesville to welcome new discount grocery store PARTIES WILL BE ON CAMPUS TODAY. SAMANTHA SHAVELLAlligator Staff WriterFliering and campaigning for Student Governments October elections may not have started yet, but the political parties are beginning the process. The Swamp Party was on Turlington Plaza and the Reitz Union on Wednesday seeking students input on which issues they want SG to address this year. Many students suggestions involved safety, security and transportation. Students wrote on the partys whiteboards that they wanted more covered bus stops, better parking locations on campus and more. Psychology sophomore Alexia Per kins wanted more buses for routes 20 and 21 during the mornings and early evenings. The 19-year-old said reaching out to get students ideas is good because it gives them a chance to express their views before campaigning begins. Theyre looking at our opinions and saying they do care about us in a way, Perkins said. Swamp Party spokesman Daniel Landesberg said party leadership will look at every idea and decide which ones to place on their platform. He said they choose the ideas that are most feasible Dave Bradshaw, the Students Party campaign manager, said his party will be outside today, Friday and the beginning of next week gathering ideas from students. We want to make sure we get as many good ideas as possible, he said. Contact Samantha Shavell at sshavell@ alligator.org. Students help parties build campaign platforms ALEX CATALANOAlligator Staff WriterChloe Shill went from living in the busy suburbs of Miami to the walkable streets of Gainesville. international studies junior. People dont stop for red lights in Miami. People stop here. Its like a thing. On Monday, the city of Gainesville was awarded a Bronze-level award by Walk Friendly Communities, an organization that honors pedestrian-friendly U.S. cities. The or ganization is sponsored by the Department of Transportation Federal Highway Administration. The distinction is well below the top platinum ranking, but still leaves the city as one of Chip Skinner, spokesman for Gainesville Public Works, said the award showcases Gainesvilles commitment to public safety. Theres an application process where we list everything weve done this and previous years to make pedestrians safer and improve connectivity within the city, Skinner said. He said partnering with the Gainesville Police Department last year helped improve crosswalk safety by reminding people they need to stop for pedestrians. Debbie Leistner, city public works transpor tation planning manager, said shes happy to have Gainesville rated among the most walkfriendly communities in the state. Were going to continue to look for ways to improve the system for all the citizens and users, she said. Contact Alex Catalano at acatalano@alligator. org.Gainesville ranked among best US cities for pedestriansMurray Its a real easy way to save money and stretch that student budget.Chon TomlinSave-A-Lot spokeswoman Were going to continue to look for ways to improve the system for all the citizens and users.Debbie Leistnercity public works trasnportation planning managerSave-A-Lot opens in DecemberSAFETY

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Reader responseVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator Column EditorialTHURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to opinions@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458.Todays question: Do you have health insurance now as a result of the Affordable Care Act? Wednesdays poll results are unavailable due to a technical error. We are more than Terry JonesWere at a crossroads now. As a nation, weve seen what we can build when we embrace other cultures, and weve seen what we can destroy when we accost them. On Tuesday, 11 years after the U.S. was attacked by people who despised the American way of life, we felt that pain again when four American diplomats were killed after a consulate ofGainesville, if only for an instant. The protesters were reportedly enraged by an anti-Mohamtest took place in Cairo, where thousands of people stormed the U.S. embassy. circulate too far from home. Except it had a backer someone whose growing notoriety has given him an international audience: Gainesville pastor Terry Jones. Hes best known for his Quran-burning stunt two years ago when he planned, and then called off, an event to burn about 200 Islamic holy books. Then, that March, he lit the pages, and the situation exploded. Word got to Afghanistan. People rioted and stormed into a U.N. compound. At least 12 people inside were killed. Its clear that he was a factor even a small one in Tuesdays riots that left four Americans dead. He didnt pull the trigger. He didnt push down the door. He It is unacceptable for another American to incite deliberate religious hatred toward another religion. It is unacceptable to tour the country spreading only hurt, dragging Gainesvilles name in the mud as you go. that. to prove were better and to forget Jones message. the Alligator decided we were done covering Jones. It took 12 deaths for us to publish his name again. Jones may have the First Amendment right to say whatever he pleases, but that right only exists if it is not used to harm people. He doesnt care if the ends justify the means; he only cares But he doesnt matter today. What matters are the people who died in the attacks. They remind us that our world is in turmoil and true peace is a distant dream. shown their disagreement with those responsible for the attacks. We appreciate their apology, and wed like to issue our own. place. Were sorry that Americans abroad and at home might feel targeted, victimized or scared. Peace may be on the far horizon, but were a generation of What Not to Wear: Freshman edition This past July, during Summer B, I went to school for Please dont be shocked by this, it really was not as terrible as many might think. Anyone else who has started their mornings by donning a plaid skirt or oxford blouse may not be completely in agreement, but overall uniforms have been a great part of my childhood. I never had to second guess what I would wear the next day. And I like to think that it saved me money through high school because I didnt need quite as many So now, at 18 years of age and a college freshman, I am facing the problem that many had to answer years ago: What do I wear to school? Its a legitimate problem, as Ive never had to consider it before. But from what I have observed, the attire really depends on the person. Many people are perfectly happy sporting gym clothes at all hours of the day. Whatever is easiest to slip into immediately after the alarm clock buzzes is the days But others are not content with this style. Class to some is a place to be seen, where makeup and a decent but I have spotted many guys sporting collared shirts and khakis the typical prep look. But when I look into my closet every morning, I still dont know what to wear. I have done my observation, This is one of colleges greatest objectives; students must learn to think for themselves. Clothing is not the only decision I have to make daily. There are more obstacles to hurdle and many opportunities to take the easy way out. Many professors dont take attendance, and no one would notice if I slept all day, never venturing beyond my room. add up to equal a personal college experience. In years earlier, I have always relied on some form of guidelines on everything from how to dress, where to be at an exact time and so forth. But now, left to my own choice, the pressure that accompanies the personal freedom is overwhelming. Until the day I left my hometown and moved to Gainesville, the world seemed a lot smaller. And a lot easier. This is true with many other concepts that early education, especially private school, has instilled in me. Growing up, many topics were hushed. Issues such as drug use, gay marriage and teenage pregnancy were not socially acceptable, so teachers steered clear of them. The same goes with curse words or any sexual remarks. The adults I grew up with brushed unclean topics under the carpet and kept them there. College takes that carpet and shakes it out. All the dust once collected underneath comes to life and is discussed in and out of the classroom. In college, some of the hardest tests dont come in an exam format. One of the greatest is what to do with 24 hours in a day. Maximizing time and getting the most that this campus has to offer for four years takes a strong commitment. personal opinions takes the same amount of brain power as studying for a chemistry exam. But for now, I just need to decide what I am going to wear tomorrow. Abby Wolz is a health science freshman at UF. Her column appears on Thursdays. Erin Jester EDITOR Sarah Kinonen MANAGING EDITOR Sami Main OPINIONS EDITOR Abby Wolzopinions@alligator.org

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 ALLIGATOR, 7 Chivalry is dead, but its not gone forever. Usually this phrase comes from the mouth of nagging women. Speaking from the perspective of one such woman, I can attest to the fact that men dont appreciate women enough. I have engaged in countless conversations with my female friends about how pigheaded, disrespectful and downright disgusting some of the men we have encountered can be. But then I got to thinking, where exactly did this standard come from that we are comparing those mens actions to? caused all women to believe the entire male population is corrupt and will never be chivalrous enough for our standards. That devious culprit is Walt Disney himself, and all his animated magical tales he and his studio have produced into movies. It is every girls dream to be a princess. We grow up hearing stories of fairy tales like Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Snow White, where Prince Charming arrives on some kind of glistening animal, all muscular and probably not wearing a shirt, and then proceeds to gracefully hoist the damsel in distress out of danger, without the prince even breaking a sweat, and still has the energy to express every ounce of love he has been building up inside himself for the princess. He then promises her all the riches of his kingdom, including luxurious life in a castle, and all she has to do is just slip on one stupid glass slipper. See the problem yet? From the time girls can walk, we are putting these standards of what men should be in their heads. These fantasies are setting up all men who will enter their lives enced standards and bring them out of the animation world and back to the reality we live in. Now to the men out there, this isnt an excuse for you to give up on chivalry. But its time we all come to a compromise about what women can live without, like a white stallion and a castle full of gold, and what we still deserve from you: respect, honesty and being true to yourself. Listen up, boys: Im going to share some helpful tips that will help you become appreciated once again by the female population. It may sound simple, and I know all guys have heard this a thousand times, but hold doors open for the ladies walking behind you. We eat that stuff up. And when you open that door, look at them, smile and say hello. These may seem like small gestures, but they will stay with that girl all day. Another way to win over the tough man-eater crowd is to act like you care. About everything. Start a conversation. Youve then provoked her to think about the couple of things you had the nerve to say to before class started, and if shes interested, she will have thought of something to say by the time class is over. Pay attention to the details. What is she wearing? If you dont know much about fashion, keep it simple. Say you like her shirt, pants, hair, etc. Its not creepy; it doesnt make you any less manly because you noticed her clothes, and it will take you up at least three rungs on the we hate men ladder. Finally, be yourself. Dont negotiate who you are at about your personality, your hobbies, the things youre passionate about; stay true to those. The bottom line is there are a lot of girls out there, and were all looking for the men who share our same inter ests as well, but we want them to be genuine. Dont try to fake it, and youll be much happier in the long run. Ladies, its time to drop the Disney princess fantasies and come back to reality. Prince Charming cant be all hes cracked up to be anyway; Im sure the horses, muscles and gold would become annoying eventually. Guys, put in a little extra effort; stay true to yourself, and girls will quit complaining that youre all worthless. Mackenzie Nading is a columnist for Iowa State Daily at the Iowa State University.Disney skews our view of chivalryUWireLast month, the national unemployment rate fell to 8.1 percent. Given that the unemployment rate peaked at 10 percent in October 2009, the economy must have imthree years, right? Actually, no. The unemployment rate in isolation can be misleading. During the last four years, many unemployed workers have grown discouraged and simply stopped looking for work. These people are no longer counted as part of the labor force or as unemployed. In January 2008, the Congressiowould be 5 million to 6 million more individuals in the labor force today than is actually the case. If we calculate a true unemployment rate that includes these discouraged job seekers, the unemployment rate would have surpassed 11 percent in fall 2009 and would have remained between 11 and 12 percent ever since. unemployment rate seems to indicate, the job market has not substantially improved during the last three years. Alternatively, consider the percentage of working-age Americans who are working. The employment-to-population ratio fell from 62.7 percent when the recession started in December 2007 to 59.4 percent when the recession ended in June 2009. It is now 58.3 percent. In other words, the economy hasnt been creating enough jobs to keep up with population growth, let alone enough jobs to start reducing unemployment in any meaningful way. But unemployment is not the only harm caused by the economic malaise. The crisis has also reduced Americans incomes. From 1965 to 2007, the United States real gross domestic product grew at an average rate of 3 percent a year. After every recession since the end of World War II, GDP grew faster than the previous trend rates, as GDP converged to its previous trend. However, since the end of the most recent recession, GDP growth has averaged only 2.4 percent per year. Thus, the average Americans income is now about 14.5 percent lower than it would be if GDP had converged with its previous trend throughout the last three years. When confronted with these facts, many people will attempt to excuse this abysmal economic performance in one of two ways: First, the recession was deeper than was initially believed in early 2009. Second, the recession was due to a sis. However, neither of these facts implies that we should expect such a disappointing recovery. Throughout the last two centuries, the American economic record has been quite consistent the deeper the recession, the faster the recovery. Since the GDP dropped during the recession by more than was initially estimated, we should be seeing faster than expected economic growth now not slower. As a result, some economists have hypothesized that sclerotic recover per se, but rather by bad government policies that have been adopted in the If you, like I, do not wish to become a newly unemployed college graduate any time soon, then you will likely have to spend more time and effort looking for a job than would have been So, dont let an OK-looking unemployment rate fool you. Unless something changes soon, the economy will still suck by the time I graduate. Jonathan Pedde is a columnist for The Dartmouth at Dartmouth College.Despite numbers, the economy still sucksUWireJonathan PeddeUWire Teachers from Chicago public schools hit the streets to in 25 years, and union leaders are butting heads with Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel over a number of issues. In fact, theyre crying foul on such a variety of issues that many are saying the general public doesnt fully understand why theyre on strike. Teaching is a profession I respect above all others. Its one of the toughest jobs around, the pay is low and its sometimes thankless. Its remarkable that many teachers dedicate their lives to advancing students into brighter futures. These beliefs lead me to believe that there is merit behind this strike, but I am not exactly sure what that is just yet. To win this battle, CPS teachers must better organize, engage and convince the public that what they are doing is legitimate. They must narrow in on issues most important to them. Finally, they must walk, but never cross, Any movement that displaces 350,000 Chicago children from the classroom must have this merit. John Buysse is a columnist for the Daily Illini at the University of Illinois.Chicago Public Schools teachers cry foulUWireJohn BuysseUWire Mackenzie NadingUWire

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theA v enue THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/THE_AVENUE Looking for some mediocre advice?: Our resident life expert wants to help solve your problems sort of. Send your questions by visiting www.MediocreAdviceGators.tumblr.com/askUpcoming Concerts: Sept. 13: Xylitone/Dancell/Common Intent, 9 p.m. at High Dive, $5 Sept. 14: Matt Hires/Benny Cannon/Vane, 9 p.m. at High Dive, $12 Sept. 19: Far Away Planes/Tallhart, 9 p.m. at High Dive, $6For all things entertainment, follow the Avenue on Twitter: @AlligatorAvenue KATHRYN VARNAvenue WriterXylitone cant stop playing music. Even as each member tells his story during a Friday night rehearsal, the other members strum popular songs on guitar, improvise melodies on piano keys or thumb strings on an electric bass. The band, made up of two UF students and one UF graduate, has a show tonight at High Dive and was contacted by RUB Entertainment to open for of Montreal Sept. 25. Lead vocalist, rhythm guitar ist and songwriter Tepu Khan and bassist Brent Billington met through The Staff, UFs all-male A Cappella group. Khan met keyboardist Bryant Nguyen through a mutual friend, and the trio formed Xylitone in August 2011. The band is primarily alternative rock, Khan said, but the range of musical backgrounds each member brings creates a lot of ambient inKhan, a 20-year-old anthropology student, calls himself the dreamer of the group. He speaks with his hands, gesturing through his life as a musician, which includes singing since the age of 4, starting guitar in sixth grade and being in and out of bands throughout high school. He didnt start songwriting until he got to college, but its his favorite part now, he said. I feel privileged to channel emosaid. I pick up my guitar and it just Slapping the strings of an electric blue bass next to Khan is Billington, a civil engineering alumnus and selfproclaimed realist of the group who brings an entire spectrum of instrument experience to Xylitone. Billington, 24, learned to play piano by ear at a young age and took the skill all the way to high school chair saxophonist. In college, he and his roommates formed a joke band called Jakit, where he picked up bass. Throughout his musical evolution, Billington has sustained a knack for wind instruments. As Billington spoke, Nguyen, a 21-year-old architecture major, quietly played fragments of jazzy songs on a mahogany-colored keyboard, a setting suitable for a candlelit dinner. He is considered by his bandmates the glue of the trio, holding everything together with the technical nature he gained from 12 years of classical piano training. Jazz also insound. Although a record label hasnt signed the group yet, Xylitone has built a Gainesville fan base, playing in local venues during the past year. The show tonight, which begins at 9 p.m., is exciting because two other local bands are opening for Xylitone rather than the other way around. Opening for of Montreal is exciting as well, according to Khan. The event, which has almost 700 attendees on Facebook, will expose a huge audience to Xylitone. That is the biggest opportuKhan said. We would have never thought we would open for a legitiThe band also has an EP called Spotify and iTunes Usually Khan writes a songs skeleton, which consists of the lyr ics and chord progressions. The band is a democracy, Khan said, so if Billington and Nguyen dont like a potential song, they dont go for ward with it. However, if approved, the members write their instrument parts over the basic outline, and the chords become a song. Sometimes, writing doesnt happen in such a controlled manner. dio when the song the band was originally recording wasnt working, Khan said. Regardless, the band members agree the transition from rough outprivilege. When we hear the difference between the rough recording that Tepu would make and give us to listen to The trio has accomplished a lot in a year, but Khan said theyll never become complacent. This band is all about getting fueled by the strong bond that exists between members. These two guys And that connection is apparent. When the band was rehearsing Far Billington played the exact bass line Khan heard in his head. This is how we know when we They continued playing, Billington closing his eyes, Nguyen leaning in and out of the keys and Khan tilting his head toward the ceiling, singing out. Khan said. Live life making music. Courtesy to the Alligator / Destiny JohnsonBryant Nguyen, Tepu Khan and Brent Billington form the band Xylitone. They will be performing tonight at High Dive at 9 p.m. and also Sept. 25 in UFs Rion Ballroom as the opening act for of Montreal. Local band Xylitone to open up for Of Montreal on Sept. 25 BECCA GOLDRINGAvenue WriterWhen President Barack Obama told an Iowa man about his White House-brewed beer stash aboard his tour bus, he piqued the interests of citizens across America 25,000 to be exact. Thats the amount of signatures ted under the Freedom of Information Act by a determined Reddit user. White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, promised that when America hit the magic number, the recipes would become available to the public. However, when the petition had more than 12,000 signatures on Sept. 1, the White House formally released a blog entry titled Ale to House Honey Ale and White House Honey Porter. With public excitement about White House beer fermenting such a buzz, we dewriter of the blog and the White House assistant chef and senior policy adviser for Healthy Food Initiatives. Both beers are brewed with White House honWhite House beehive on the South Lawn. The White House Honey Ale or distilled on White House grounds. Internet home brew supply shop Northern Brewer has launched two kits that include all the necessary ingredients for each White House beer. The Honey Ale retails for $39.75 and the Honey Porter for $31.75. The ingredients and recipe for both brews can be found on www.whitehouse.gov/blog. Drink up, America. Ale to the Chief: White House releases presidents beer recipe recipes Obama

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JESSICA KEGUAvenue WriterThe pre-, midand post-Olympics news coverage may have subsided, but lucky for Gainesville residents, Ryan Lochte can still be a part of our daily lives. Heres a drinking game to celebrate. #LochteNation If youre pregaming on a time crunch, you should probably go straight to his Twitter feed and drink every time you see: #jeah and youd rather see #yolo, a desperate plea for a retweet from a 20-something female, any instance of shameless promotion for a product he might have gotten for free and any instance of shameless promotion for a Ryan Lochte signature product (for example: the highly anticipated Lochte Hardcore workout video now available for pre-order). Enjoy your night out, and Im sorry in advance if you roll over the next morning and see three Doritos Locos Tacos wrapyour real self wouldnt make that decision, so it doesnt count. The Grill Its platinum, bears a slight resemin Ryan Lochtes mouth. If you see something gleaming near his head and its not a medal, its probably his grill, and you need to drink. Whether you see it in a picture, in real life or in your minds eye, grab a drink and grin while you chug. You have to keep grinning as youre chugging. SPOTTED Our boy likes to party, and UF students love to document it with their smartphones. Your Facebook news feed is probably more than familiar with blurry mobile uploads of your friend sweating next to Ryan Lochte. Drink for however many likes the picture gets. Be Your Own Olympian Grab your pal Michael (everybody knows at least one Michael) and start drinking bottles of to reach 11 (Lochtes medal count) wins, and the loser has to turn the winners beer bottle caps into 11 individual necklaces now you can feel like an Olympian too. Real-Life Encounter If youre lucky enough to see him in real life, you have one simple task: drink enough truth serum to walk up and confess to him regardless if youre a dude or a chick that youve been crushing on him since Athens. It may not be your opinion, but its the general consensus of the world. Be a global Gator. #LochteWorld THE STORE IS LOCATED AT 1127 W. UNIVERSITY AVE. MICHELLE PROVENZANOAvenue WriterSifting through clothing racks and sipping on cocktails, Gainesville fashionistas enjoyed a sale at Wolfgang boutique Friday, in honor of Wolfgang, located at 1127 W. University Ave., offered a grab-bag sale to all customers who visited the store, with a chance to receive discounts of up to 50 percent off any one item, in addition to 15 percentoff the entire shop. Cocktails were provided by 2nd Street Speakeasy bar, where Wolfgang owner Matthew Turner bartends during the week. Drinks ranged from beer and wine to vodkaor gin-based drinks. College girls sipped on a water melon punch with mint and vodka a signature drink Turner, 30, said he toyed with at Speakeasy for the event. Also in honor of the event, Turner and his employees created a 22-song fall mix with indie and electro-inspired tracks. The staff burned copies of the mix that shoppers could take with them for free. I love doing customer appreciation nights like these, Turner said. Theres no better way to celebrate ing our customers to something special. Sheer blouses, vibrant jewelry ern boutique and not just on the racks. Wolfgangs trendy style was apparent on the fashion-forward girls who attended the event, like Leanne Yarn, a 23-year-old interior design senior. I was interning in New York City this summer, and a lot of the clothes in this store remind me of what the professional women and young girls wore in the city, Yarn said. The clothing is just very trendy and perfect for college girls here in Gainesville. For Natalia Silva, a 22-year-old interior design senior, Wolfgang provides a unique style that suits her individuality. Not everyone is going to have the same dress or shirt, which you would see a lot when shopping at stores in the mall, Silva said. The clothing is very fresh and up-tobrand name stores. Wolfgang provides a wide variety of brand clothing, ranging from BB Dakota and Dolce Vita to local fashion brands like Off White Apparel, the urban-style clothing line designed by 20-year-old journalism junior Darshay Davis. I design a lot of cut-off shorts and tank tops with an urban appeal, Davis said. Cut-off shorts are really hot right now, so networking with Wolfgang provided the store with some custom, one-of-a-kind shorts that city girls will appreciate. Wolfgangs location within walking distance to UF and sorority row has proved vital to the stores success. In addition to the location, Turners decision to modify the store helped it survive the economic breakdown. The success of the business has come through trial and error. We started out with both men and womens clothing and carrying the higher-end labels such as Marc by Marc Jacobs, Turner said. Then the economy crashed, and people were tightening up their spending, so we had to reinvent ourselves. ness, Turner preordered more clothing, thinking he would do more business in his second year, he said. The economy faltered, and the store brought in less business than expected, leaving Turner with excess inventory, he said. Bills came piling up, and paynancial nightmare, he said. I was wondering whether I was going to have enough money to pay my employees and even myself. Turner thought fast and acted quickly, deciding to get rid of the mens clothing and become a full womens boutique. He stopped selling expensive brand names and found clothing brands with the same unique style but for much less and with much more merit, he said. Almost every single store that was here when I opened is gone now, he said. Things got better, weve really found our niche on er, Im still here. THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 ALLIGATOR, 9 BETH BENGEAvenue Contributing WriterAs the beach-blond family sprawls out and discusses play and politics in its Southern Californian home, one could easily confuse the Wyeths with Hollywood royalty like the Kennedys or Kardashians. And like other of secrets too. Secrets that threaten to expose decades-old traumas and irrevocably change this family forever. Gainesvilles Hippodrome Theatre has produced cutting-edge plays throughout its 40 years. Its latest production, Other Desert Cities, is no exception. Set in sunny, swanky Palm Springs, Calif., Other Desert Cities follows a recent Wyeth family Christmas gathering. What starts as common pleasantries and witty banter between a mother, father and their two children soon transcends into a full-blown war when word gets out about a tell-all memoir. Other Desert Cities, by Jon Robin Baitz, premiered on Broadway in 2011 and won the Tony Award for Best Featured Actress (Judith Light) and the Drama League Award for Best New Play. Laughter soon developed into audible gasps during the past weekends production of Other Desert Cities. Directed to perfection by Tim Altmeyer, each actor created a completely nuanced character overabundant in comical idiosyncrasies and dark skeletons. As depressed writer/daughter Brooke Wyeth, Michelle Bellaver was truly a force to be reckoned with, capturing both the fragility and Morsey and Peter Thomasson depicted dynamic duo Polly and Lyman Wyeth with great conviction and emotional believability. Embodying many of the more light-hearted moments of the show were Matthew Lindsay and Lauren Caldwell. Lindsay, as son Tripp, ated with Californian surfers while displaying emotional growth as tensions between his sister and parents rose. Resident artistic director of the Hippodrome Theatre, Caldwell stood center stage in this show as Silda Grauman, bringing humor and honesty to the alcoholic aunt who wreaks havoc in the Wyeth home. characters constantly oneupping each other to achieve the audiences laughter, while Act 2 exploded with emotional confrontations as secrets came to light. Despite interruptions by audience chatter and cellphone ringing, a tense air enveloped ing heights in each successive scene. Under the direction of stage manager Lara Maerz, Other Desert Cities ran without a hitch. Mihai Ciupes scenic design brought the arid look of California to Gainesville with desHilarious, riveting and utterly entertaining, Other Desert Cities is a contemporary play that cannot be missed. Other Desert Cities will continue its run at the Hippodrome Theatre until Sept. 23. theater Michelle Provenzano / Alligator Lochte

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10, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 The political scientist: The person always posting links to articles they read. Code for: I spend too much time on the Internet. Usually there is a very ambiguous statement before the link is posted so you can never really tell if they know what theyre talking about. The Gators sports fanatic. They will post on just about any sport, from football to Ultimate, any season of the year. They still cant get over the fact that Tebow is long gone and went from suddenly rooting for the Broncos to suddenly rooting for the Jets. The grammar Nazi: The grammar Nazi preys on typos and will stop at nothing to correct every status in their news feed. At least someone is talking to The lonely friendless guy now. Everyone is happy! The inspirational quoter: The person in your feed who provides a may seem to notice that they all start to say the same thing. The poker: Are poke wars still funny? That person who announces every poke war they start. Just hope that you dont get tagged in their status declaring battle! The salesman: We are all glad to see that you are an entrepreneur, but enough already. We arent buying your shoes. Stop tagging me! The girl who isnt over her ex and overcompensates via statuses. The essay writer: That friend who has to tell the Facebook community every last detail about their day. a status that says Continue Reading at the bottom. them in yours next time you sign onto Facebook. Mr. Lonely: That guy who is lonely and expects us all to come to him. If you want us to talk to you, you The 11:11 wisher: The person who watches the clock twice a day for 11:11. She wont stop until her wishes come true at last. Alligator Staff

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THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 ALLIGATOR, 11 This column is provided by Ariel Barnes, a 21-year-old majoring in international studies. Would you like to get some Mediocre Advice? Visit http://mediocreadvicegators.tumblr.com/ask Dear Mediocre Advice, How does a mediocre guy approach/ ask out a girl who is not so mediocre? Mediocre America Dear Mediocre Advice, I have a friend who I like to get naked with every once in a while. Lately, hes been getting really needy asking me to hang out all the time and getting pissy if I cant. How do I make him un derstand that hes just my benchwarmer guy, not my main squeeze? Dear friend, He likes you more than you like him. There is no point to beat around the bush if hes not your main squeeze. Be straight with the poor guy. Tell him you enjoy his company, but you have bigger and better things to mount. Dear Mediocre Advice, Ello Ursula, theres this girl that Ive been seeing. We do the sexy time almost every time we hang. My problem is that she likes to tease (for hours) giving me oral, which is what I like best. Im very hygienic, so its not that. What is her dealio? Dear person, Im assuming youre wondering why she hasnt let you enter her. The dealio is that shes giving you oral for hours, and I dont see what you are bringing to the table. You better be going down to vagina town twice as often, or the sexy time is not going to last much longer. Ariel Barnes Dear Mediocre America, Grow a pair! Just ask her to hang out, or invite her to a bar with your friends. You should get to know her better to avoid For example, she needs to hold your hand while eating or her laughter sounds like a slaughterhouse for farm animals. If she makes the cut, ask her on a real date and see where it goes.

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ASHIRA MORRISAvenue Contributing WriterMatt Hires began his musical career as a teenager in Tampa, playing songs for his family at Christmas and turning a get-together at his brothers house in St. Augustine into an impromptu house show. On Friday, Hires will bring his singer/songwriter act to High Dive. The show starts at 9 p.m. with local opening acts Benny Cannon and Vane. Hires, 27, played on the same Gainesville stage during his national tour in 2010, when the venue was called Common Grounds. Since then, Hires has been off the road working on his unnamed sophomore album, which will be released within the next year. Fridays concert is part of a mini tour around his home state of Florida, which also includes stops in Tallahassee and Orlando. The set list includes songs off of the new record that have never been played live. bum from 2009, Take Us to the Start, Hires wanted more of a pop/rock sound, more of an edge and more honesty in the new CD. He said he feels like he achieved that. In 2008, Hires signed with Atlantic Records and became smaller label under Atlantics larger umbrella. He was discovered when Gregg Nadel, one of Atlantics executives, heard Hires playing Honey, Let Me Sing You a Song on one of his MySpace videos. Since then, the song has been used on multiple soundtracks including the movie When In Rome and ABCs TV show Cougar Town. Hires describes his music as pop/rock with a singer/songwriter heart. He draws inspiration from Tom Petty, Bob Dylan and The Killers. In middle school, he saw his sional and Saves the Day. Dashboard Confessionals honest and angsty lyrics inspired his own songwriting, and led him to more classic artists. His guilty-pleasure listening is Taylor Swifts most recent charttopper We are Never Ever Getting Back Together. In addition to guitar and vocal talent, Hires also plays bass, banjo and harmonica and can noodle around on the piano. His goals for the future are ambitious. He says he is aiming for world domination by music, of course. Tickets for Fridays show can be purchased at www.highdivegville. com for $10 in advance or $12 on the day of show, with a $2 charge at the door for fans under 21. MARISA ROSSAvenue Contributing WriterUF does not have the highest-rated or hottest professors in the country. When www.RateMyProfessors.com released its annual rankings last month, UF did not claim a spot on the Top 25 Professors, Top 10 Hottest Professors or Top 25 Universities lists. Amber Riccinto, a 20-yearold journalism junior, said it was interesting that a school with about 50,000 students failed to make the list. Since we have such a high caliber of teachers, we might be more critical, she said. Although the website allows students to rate their professors on clarity, helpfulness, easiness and rater inter est (hot teachers get a chili pepper next to their names) for an overall rating, the only two criteria considered for highestrated professors were clarity and helpfulness. According to the sites UF page, the average professor received a 3.82 rating on a scale of 5.0. Mark Rush, economics, received the most ratings: 387. Amanda Reynolds, English; Laurie Taylor, English; and Kathy Zambrana, criminology; received the best overall quality with 11 rankings each of 5.0. Todd Palmer, biology, is considered UFs hottest professor, with 46 total rankings and comments such as Dont forget to cause this man is HOT. Last spring, the Princeton Review partnered with Rate My Professors to release its Best 300 Professors list. Three notable UF professors made the list: Steven Noll, history; Sergei Shabanov, mathematics; and Mike Foley, journalism. Foley said he has read each of his own ratings and reviews. some to be appreciates student feedback, but said that ratings vary. Its not science, he said. Its not going out and conpoll with a margin of error of x percent. Riccinto agreed and said the rankings arent the only aspect that should be considered. You have to take all that with a grain of salt, she said. Everyone has their own opinion. 12, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2012Courtesy to the Alligator / Reid RollsMatt Hires, a 27-year-old singer/songwriter from Tampa, Fla., will perform at High Dive on Friday. The show starts at 9 p.m. with two local opening acts, Benny Cannon and Vane. Matt Hires to bring singer/songwriter act to Gainesville music THE YOGA STUDIO IS NOW LOCATED AT 530 N. MAIN ST. MEGHAN PRYCEAlligator Contributing Writerity helps both in practice and in a change of location. Sanctuary Yoga, previously located at the Seagle Building on University Avenue, has moved downtown, now located at 530 N. Main St. The studio has moved locations a total of three times during its 10 years of business. building, which Melissa Montilla, owner of Sanctuary Yoga, said was too big. Later, the business moved to the Seagle Building, which she said was not big enough. I feel like Goldilocks, Montilla said, laughing. At the new location, Montilla found a space that is just right. Im super excited about downtown and the growth that I see, she said. Its very promising. Amanda Culp has attended yoga classes at Sanctuary Yoga for the past eight years and supports the new location. Its good, more convenient for me, Culp said. Its right in the heart of things. Keri Johnson, a yoga teacher at the studio, said she is most looking forward to the continued sense of community for yoga participants and practitioners. Along with the new location, the yoga studio is offering new programs. These classes include yoga for runners and a balancing workshop. Montilla said Sanctuary Yoga will have the same busy schedule as in its previous location but with an increased number of workshops. For more information about workshops, classes or prices visit www.yogagainesville.com.Sanctuary Yoga moves to new locationUF professors rank low television BOBBY DESMONDAvenue Writer this week, now that Matthew Perry has returned to the small screen in Go On. Perry plays Ryan King, a sportscaster who must attend grief counseling after losing his wife. Based on this character description alone, you would assume the show is a tearful drama. However, a closer look at the other therapy patients reveals the shows comedic undertones. Other cast members include Tyler James Williams from Everybody Hates Chris, Julie White from the Transformers series, Peter Gelman from Adult Swims Eagleheart, John Cho from the American Pie and Harold and Kumar franchises and a number of other actors with hilarious roles on their resume. The ensemble casting was a smart move for Perrys return, considering it is a style he thrives in. While the show does have its funny moments, I dont see it thriving. son, I would guarantee that its only because viewers are trickling over from The Voice, which airs just beforehand. You can catch Perry in his new show Go On Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on NBC.Matthew Perry returns to TV in Go On I feel like Goldilocks.Melissa Montillaowner of Sanctuary YogaPerry Foley

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Owner agent 352-262-2871.Lease $699/m. 9-17-12-19-2 $500,private apt, greenspace; ceiling fans; patio with locking gate; near UF; prefer quiet,mature; 1824 NW 9th st; 352 284 3873;352 284 3873; postj@bellsouth.net 10-2-12-30-2 $650, 2 br, apt,pool, laundry, walk to UF,Shands,Vet School; ceiling fans;carpet & tile, some utils; prefer quiet mature; 352 376 080.352 284 3873; postj@bellsouth.net 10-2-12-30-2 HISTORIC APTS Downtown Pleasant St Historic District. 1-3BRs. Ceiling fans, porches, wd flrs, some w/ W/D. ALSO we have 2 & 3BR homes. Cats ok, no dogs. 1st, last, sec. aprleve@aol.com Call/text 352-538-1550 9-19-12-20-2 2BR/1BA APARTMENT 7210 SW 45th Place. $525/moNo pets. Call Geri 352-538-1114 9-21-1220-2 TOWNHOUSE 2BR/1.5BA, W/D hook-up, pvt backyard, carpet, tiles, just painted. Extra clean. $625/mo + $625 sec. 2627 SW 38th Place. Available now. 941-815-8795, 941204-1304. 9-24-12-20-2 Step Out Of Your Front Door and Into the Law School! 2398 SW 2ND Avenue 4BR/2BA, Fenced backyard Close to bus route & Shopping, Carpet/Tile Floors, Fresh Paint $1450/mo. Call 352-240-9001 12-5-12-71-2 ***** WALK TO UF *****3br/2bath with extra room that could be 4th bedroom. Wood floors, central heat & air. $1150/mth. 116 NW 7th Terr. Call 870-2760 9-19-12-15-2 PETS PARADISE$390 $650. No app or pet fee. 1 & 2BR, privacy fenced. SW. 352-331-2099 10-10-12-30-2 2 x 2.5 condo in Alexandria of Grantwood. Spacious 1300 sq. ft. unit with w/d, central a/c, granite countertops, and a back patio. 24/7 gated community with pool and racquetball. Located on bus routes 9 & 35. Call 954-699-3665 or email g8rboy9648@gmail. com Ask for Eddie 9-14-12-12-2 2BR/1BA, Cent A/C, mobile home on shady lot on busline. Laundry room. No pets. From $355-$420/mo. Incl water. 1st 1/2 month free rent. Vacant lots also available 4546 NW 13th St. 376-5887 10-8-24-2 **MOVE IN READY** 3/2 Condo near OAKSMALL New laundry rm w/ W/D. Newly renovated enclosed prch. New cabinets & appl. Pool. Across from N FL Reg Med Ctr. $899./mo, + utils. $500 sec. 352.318.4948 9-13-12-5-2 Share 2/2 condo in Pebble Creek Villas with 20y male SFC student. Close to UF & SFC. $500/mo + utilities. Call 352-372-1313 or 352-339-4498. 9-20-1210-2 Walk to UF, 2br 1bacarpet, new appliances, fenced, no pets. 1st and last deposit $800 call 352-213-4202 9-19-12-9-2 Town house for rent-Haile Plantation Beautiful two bedrooms and two and half bathrooms for rent. next to the village center. walk to Resturants, shops, and a Gym. call 352-538-0145$800.00/month 9-14-12-4-2 1 For Rent: Furnished 2 For Rent: Unfurnished 3 Sublease 4 Roommates 5 Real Estate 6 Furnishings 7 Computers 8 Electronics 9 Bicycles 10 For Sale 11 Motorcycles, Mopeds 12 Autos 13 Wanted 14 Help Wanted 15 Services 16 Health Services 17 Typing Services 18 Personals 19 Connections 20 Event Notices 21 Entertainment 22 Tickets 23 Rides 24 Pets 25 Lost & FoundAll real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination because of color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make limitation, or discrimination. We will newspaper uses great care in accepting or rejecting advertising according to its suitability, we cannot verify that all advertising claims or offers are completely valid in every case and, therefore, cannot assume any responsibility for any injury or loss arising from offers and acceptance of offers of goods and/or services through any advertising contained herein.In Person:Cash, Check, MC, or Visa 1105 W. University Ave. M-F, 8am 4pmBy E-mail :By Fax: (352) 376-3015 By Mail:Call 352-373-FIND for information. Sorry, no cash by mail. MasterCard, Visa or checks only.By Phone: (352) 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pmWhen Will Your Ad Run?Ads placed by 4 pm will appear two publica tion days later. Ads may run for any length of time and be cancelled at any time. Sorry, but there can be no refunds or credits for cancelled ads. Corrections and Cancellations: Cancellations: Call 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pm. No refunds or credits can be given. Alligator errors: corrections before noon. THE ALLIGATOR IS ONLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FIRST DAY THE AD RUNS INCORRECTLY. Corrected ads will be extended one day. No refunds or credits can be given after placing the ad. Corrections called in Customer error or changes: Online:

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14, ALLIGATOR MERRILL MANAGEMENT INC. 825 NW 13th Street 352-339-3329 or 352-494-6692 www.merrillmanagement.com St. Croix Apts $475/Mo 829 SW 5th Avenue 5 Blks to UF Central H & Air, Carpet, 840 sq. ft. Very Spacious and close to downtown Plenty of Private Parking 1BR 1BA Apt 1 BLK to UF, Carpet, Central H & Air, New Carpet Laundry., Inclds Wtr and Swg. $525/Mo Avail now. Grad II 1236 SW 4th Avenue 1 BR 1BA Apt Robert Obrien Apts Carpet, Window A/C, Nat Gas Ht Near Sams Club/Walmart $375/Mo 2901 NW 14th Street 9-25-12-10-2 ONE MONTH FREE RENT 2 br 2 ba in the laurels complex. Lease until late July 2013. Rent is $919 plus utilities. Cable TV included in rent, washer and dryer in unit. End unit. call 325-4846303 or e-mail gomez444@hot mail.com 9-25-12-10-2 2/2 Townhome, quiet, gated, garage, patio, washer/dryer, clubhouse w/ workout, pool, tennis, BB. Near UF/Shands. Cable/HBO/ SHO, phone & security included. 12 month lease, some furniture. $1075 321-698-7579 10-3-12-16-2 Dont get stuck with an extra rent payment. Advertise your subleases in the Alligator Classifieds and save yourself some cash. Call 373-FIND. IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR LOUD MUSIC! Is your roommate driving you crazy? Find a replacement in the Alligator Classifieds! COLLEGE ROOMS STARTING AT $400.00 MONTH, UTILITIES INCLUDED NO MOVE IN COST. WE DO SEMISTER LEASING Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 9-28-12-85-4 Two block from campus!!! Large Room in quite house. All utilities and parking included. $650 per month. Call Kevin 407-529-8909 or kechupp@gmail.com 9-13-12-10-4 Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile home and much more in the ALLIGATOR CLASSIFIEDS! Reach thousands of possible buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over the phone, by fax, email or CHECK OUT PLACING YOUR AD THRU OUR ONLINE AT www.alligator.org. or please call 373Find (373-3463)NEW CONDOS-WALK TO UFFor Info on ALL Condos for Sale, Visit www.UFCONDOS.COM or Matt Price, University Realty, 352-281-3551 12-5-71-5 Got a new couch?. Sell your old one in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND (3463) to place your ad today. BED QUEEN $120 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still in plastic. Call 352-372-7490 will deliver. 12-5-12-71-6 BED FULL SIZE $100 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic w/warranty. Can deliver. Call 352377-9846 12-5-12-71-6 MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT $400 Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must sell. Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-3727490 12-5-12-71-6 BED KING $200 PILLOWTOP mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never been used, in plastic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can deliver. 12-5-7-6 BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can deliver. Retail $4500, must sell, sacrifice $850 (352) 372-7490 12-5-7-6 SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 12-5-7-6 FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/ mattress. New, in box. $160 332-9899 ___________________________________. DINETTE SET 5pc $120 Brand new in box. Never used. 352-377-9846 12-5-7-6 **BEDS ALL BRAND NEW** **Full $100 Queen $125 King $200** Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name matching sets not used or refurbished. Still in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516. 12-5-7-6 BEDQUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mattress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver. $130 352-377-9846. 12-5-7-6 BEDROOM SET$300 BRAND NEW Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 12-5-12-71-6JACUZZI HOT TUB FREE TO A GOOD HOME.Works fine. You must move. 352 494 5618 9-14-3-6Selling computers, parts, or repair services or just looking for that new rig? Look in the Alligator Classifieds. Call 373-FIND for more information. COMPUTER & LAPTOP REPAIRS Network specialists We buy computers and laptops Working and Non-working 378-4009, 607 NW 13th Street 12-5-67-7 Sell your old stereo, cell phone, and more in the Electronics Section of the Alligator Classifieds. 373-FIND In the market for a new set of wheels or just looking to add a second to that collection? Want personalized handlebars or a fitted seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds UF Surplus Equipment Auctionsare underway...bikes, computers, printers, vehicles & more. All individuals interested in bidding go to: surplus.ufl.edu 392-0370 125-12-71-10 GOATS FOR SALECharlie 352-278-1925 12-5-71-10 Guitars and Musical Instruments New, Used and Factory Refurbished Check Us Out Before You Buy!! Leonardo's Music, Micanopy, FL 352-450-0928 Leonardos302.com 12-5-12-71-10 MUSIC STORE Studio PercussionBUY SELL TRADE LESSONS NEW USED Founded by UF Florida Alumni! Go Gators! facebook.com/StudioPercussionSpDrumShop 2512 NE 1st Blvd We are closest to UF! 10-4-30-10 TIRED OF CORPORATE COUNTRY MUSIC?CRJCOUNTRY.COMROOTS COUNTRY WITH A TWIST 9-14-5-10 MCINTOSHWORLD.COM. We want to be your Boutique.Gifts,Cards,LP's,Ladies and Mens Clothes.Plants,Art,Shoes,Rock&Roll.15 miles South on Hwy.441 352-591-7744 open Sat.thru Tues.We want your business. 1023-30-10 Alligator Classifieds is the way to get your 2 wheels on the road. Show off your bikes, scooters, and repair services. Call 373-FIND to get your classified in. WWW.RPMMOTORCYCLES.COM FULL SERVICE MOTORCYCLE SCOOTER REPAIR. 12TH YEAR IN GVILLE. OEM & AFTERMARKET PARTS. BEST TIRE PRICES IN TOWN. 352-377-6974 12-571-11 12-5-12-71-11

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ALLIGATOR NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS Great Scooters, Service & Prices! 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 Vespa, Genuine, GMW, & More! NS4L.com facebook.com/newscooters4less 12-5-12-71-11 SCOOTER REPAIRNew Scooters 4 Less has LOW repair rates! Will repair any make/model. Close to UF! Pick-ups avail. Cheap oil changes!! 336-1271 12-5-12-71-11 Road Rat Motors Largest Scooter Store in Town! Run by Gator Grads! New scooters starting at $899. 1yr Parts AND labor warranties included. 3766275 RoadRatMotors.com 12-5-12-71-11 Road Rat Motors-Gvilles #1 service facility. We repair ALL brands of scooters & will come to YOU! Daily pickups available. Lowest labor rates & quickest turnaround time around. Run by Gator Grads! 352-376-6275 RoadRatMotors.com 125-12-71-11 SCOOTER RENTALSRent for a day, week, month or semester. Now renting Buddy scooters too! 352-336-1271 www.gainesvillescooterrentals.com 12-5-12-71-11 Campus Scooters Mobile Sales and Scooter Service. We offer free estimates on all repairs and we come to you. We also have new scooters starting at $799.00 Call us today at 352-263-0425 125-71-11 Unload your lot. Sell your cars through Alligator Advertising for cheap. 373-FIND or place your ad online at www.alligator.org/ classifieds CARS CARS BuySellTrade Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars 3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150 12-5-71-12 We Buy Junk Cars Trucks, Vans Titled only Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3191 12-5-71-12 I BUY CARS TRUCKS Call Anytime Licensed 352-339-5158 9-28-12-51-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO CREDIT CHECK!!!! VEHICLES $1000 AND UP! 352-338-1999 12-5-71-12 BUY FOR BLOWOUT PRICES & SAVE BIG!!! VEHICLES STARTING AT $1000 PRICES NEGOTIABLE!!! 352-338-1999 12-5-71-12 97 HONDA CIVIC $5999 99 HONDA ACCORD $5999 98 ACURA RL $6999 02 HONDA ACCORD $6999 352-338-1999 12-5-71-12 01 TOYOTA CAMRY $6999 02 TOYOTA COROLLA $6999 00 HONDA ODYSSEY $7999 02 VOLVO STYPE $8999 352-338-1999 12-5-71-12 95 CHEVY CAMERO $2500 98 TOYOTA 4RUNNER $4999 00 ISUZU RODEO $5999 02 NISSAN XTERRA $8999 352-338-1999 12-5-71-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES NO CREDIT CHECK! CARS, TRUCKS, SUV'S & VANS! 30 DAY WARRANTY 352-375-9090 12-5-71-12 99 HONDA ACCORD $6999 02 TOYOTA COROLLA $6999 03 NISSAN SENTRA $6999 02 TOYOTA CAMRY $7999 352-375-9090 12-5-71-12 03 HONDA CIVIC $8999 04 TOYOTA COROLLA $8999 03 NISSAN ALTIMA $8999 04 TOYOTA CAMRY $10,999 352-375-9090 12-5-71-12 Jeep Wrangler Sahara4 doors, black, hard top, new 33" Toyo tires, and manual 6 speed. $18,000, call 352-2340145. 9-14-12-2Rob's Mobile Auto Repair 24HR service in Gainesville. 225-2977. 9-17-5-12 This newspaper assumes no responsibil ity for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money.LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS: Gold Diamonds Gems Class Rings ETC Top Cash $$$ or Trade OZZIES FINE JEWELRY 352-318-4009. 12-5-71-13 UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 12-5-71-13 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5062 if interested. St. Francis House is a homeless shelter and soup kitchen located in downtown Gainesville and we are looking for help from volunteers like you. St. Francis House is in need of donations such as personal hygiene items and household cleaners such as bleach and liquid Lysol. If you are interested in helping, please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or by e-mail at sfhcoor@stfrancis.cfcoxmail.com VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 9-21-12-71-13 RESEARCH STUDY: Have you had a positive skin test for TB tuberculosis) and have NOT received BCG (Bacillus Calmette-Guerin)? This is a study comparing two forms of skin testing preparations in PPD-positive persons, 18-60 years of age. If you think you are eligible to take part in this study, please contact Linda at 352-2739376. 9-21-12-21-13 CUTTING-EDGE UF RESEARCH STUDY BOTH smokers AND never-smokers Periodontal (gum line) sampling only 5 visits over 2 years; up to 1.5 hr each visit FREE oral exam, up to $160 compensation Call: 352-`392-2945 or 352-641-0319 1016-12-30-13 This newspaper assumes no responsibil ity for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money. BARTENDING$300 A DAY POTENTIALNo experience necessary, training provided. 800-965-6520 ext 138 12-5-12-71-14 Students in Accounting, Aviation, Business/ Sales and computer science needed for various positions. Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/employment 12-5-1271-14 PHONE REPS NEEDEDEvening & Weekend Shifts, Must be Articulate and Reliable 371-5888 X111 or 6020 NW 4th Pl, Ste G 9-28-31-14 Work with the Gators! Apply in Person Gate 18 Ben Hill Griffin Concessions Ofc Part-Time Opportunities Great 2nd Job! Seasonal! 9-21-12-26-14 DOMINOS HIRINGdelivery drivers & assistant managers. Drivers earn between $14-$17 per hour. Apply at gatordominos.com 9-28-12-30-14 FEMALE SMOKERS! Do you want to quit smoking? Female smokers needed to participate in a smokingces sation study. You may be compensated.Call UF Smoking Lab & Clinic (352) 870-6509 or email: ufsmokelabclinic@gmail.com 9-1920-14 $STUDENTS GET CASH ON THE SPOT$ For gently used clothing/accessories & furniture. No appt.necessary! Sandys Savvy Chic Resale Boutique 4148 NW 13th St. 3721226 sandysresale.com 12-5-12-71-14 Office Assistant/Checkout Person needed for busy dermatology practice. Knowledge of insurance and medical coding preferred but willing to train motivated individual. Duties include appt. scheduling, answering phones, collecting payments, and posting charges. FT, Mon.-Fri. 8-5pm with generous benefits. Prefer stable, mature individual. 2-year commitment desired. Please e-mail resume to ofmgrbeers@aol.com. 8-11-12-5-14

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16, ALLIGATOR Progressive Company paying $4,800 to distribute brochures.Free report:write DRYTECH Systems,Suite #CL 43698,19871 Nordhoff St,Northridge,CA 91324 9-17-1217-14 STUDENT WORK GREAT PAY$14.50 base/appt -FT/PT openings Customer sales/service all ages 17+ CALL NOW 352-505-9105 12-5-12-70-14 Food Science and Human Nutrition at the University of Florida is conducting a research study for women 20-40 yo on birth control pills. Compensation given. For details call Bonnie Coats at 273-9014 9-28-12-27-14 STUDENTPAYOUTS.COMPaid survey takers needed. Gainesville. 100% FREE to join. Click on Surveys 125-12-69-14 PROPERTY MANAGER FTFriendly, energetic person. Requires 5 yrs. apartment management experience, good communication skills & computer knowledge. Must be avail. weekends. Apply in person, Contemporary Management Concepts, 2770 NW 43rd Street, Ste. B. DFWP 12-5-12-68-14 NOW HIRING GYMNASTICS INSTRUCTOR in Starke. Must have exp in competitive training. Hours are 3pm 8pm, Mon through Fri. Call Ronnie @ 904-368-0006 to set an interview. Must have references. 9-14-12-9-14 SEEKING DEVELOPER w/ HTML-5 & Quartz framework experience. Earnest desire to learn and exp designing Mac widgets. Send resumes to hr@omninox.org 9-14-12-9-14 SEEKING WRITERS (all majors) for innovative startup. Tutoring exp preferred. Project-based pay. Email resumes w/ your favorite courses to hr@omninox.org 9-14-12-9-14 1800GOTJUNK is hiring outgoing/fit gals/ guys for part time Service Team shifts. Student or recent graduate preferred. +21 age req'd for insurance. $9 $15/hr. Email cover letter & resume to clantax@gmail.com 8-31-12-5-14 MARTIAL ARTS INSTR WANTED! For growing TKD school in Gainesville. Friendly, energetic person. Experience preferred. Leave message at (352)375-0700. 9-20-11-10-14 Need COUCH POTATOES (age 50+) to participate in study conducted by UF Get Up and Go Initiative assessing ease of use of advanced pedometer. $$ Provided. Call or email Allison: 336-406-3706 or fitbit10000@gmail.com. 9-14-5-14 Entry Level Communication Tech needed, Looking for a dependable, self motivated, positive individual able to work a flexible schedule and have basic tools. Send resume to career@dsrtechnologies.com 9-14-125-14 Boost your resume with real work experi ence. Growing Tampa company looking for student brand rep. Contact info@rescuebands.com for more details 9-19-12-5-14 Do you have a business that provides a service? Place your ad in the Services Section of the Alligator Classifieds. 373-FIND IMPORT AUTO REPAIR. BMW, Mercedes, Porsche, Volvo, VW, Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Mazda. Quality craftsmanship, reasonable prices, near UF, AAA approved 378-7830 www.carrsmith.com 12-5-71-15 Want to be a CNA, phlebotomist or pharm tech? Express Training offers courses, days, eve, weekend. All classes live, no videos. Call 352-338-1193 or expresstrainingservices.com 12-5-12-71-15 PERSONAL TRAINING 300 Personal and Group Training Flexible Scheduling Exclusive Facility Call for a free workout 339-2199 12-15-71-15 Now you can easily submit your classified adfor print and/or web editionsright thru our website!Just go to www.alligator.org/classifiedsVisa and Mastercard accepted. NEED A LAWYER?SiddiquiOnline.com Private Experienced Affordable 12-5-71 15 BEST PAINTING & POWERWASHING, LLC Powerwashing Package Includes: Home Steps Sidewalks 352-339-3910 Ron Viola Free Estimates Insured 9-28-12-35-15 HIV ANTIBODY TESTINGAlachua County Health Dept. Call 334-7960 for appt (optional $20 fee) THE TRUE YOU! Lose 8-15 pounds in 4 weeks Only $119! Gain muscle while you lose fat Groups forming now. 339-2199 12-15-71-16 Transcendental Meditation Technique: A free Introductory Lecture, Sunday, Sept. 30th, 1pm at the Hampton Inn, Arredondo Room, 101 S.E. 1st Ave, Gainesville, FL 32601. Questions: 352-338-1249 or abyxbe@tm.org, Allan Byxbe. 9-28-12-17-20 Rocky Creek PaintballIn Gainesville Better Prices Better Fields Better Call 371-2092 12-5-12-71-21 Trying to get to and from somewhere? Want to cut back on that gas bill? Place an ad or show off your bus and shuttle service. 373-FIND Furry, feathery, scaly...no, not your roommate...pets. Find or advertise your pets or pet products here in the Pets section of the Alligator. Finders Keepers? If you find something, you can place a FREE FOUND AD in our lost & found section. Be kind to someone whos lost what youve found. Call 373-FIND. Advanced Cardiac Life Support(ACLS)and Basic Life Support(BLS)(CPR)classes now available. Single and group classes.AHA certification issued.Training Gators for over 15years! Call(352)494-4217 or 800-319-5708. 9-14-12-18-16 HIV ANTIBODY TESTINGAlachua County Health Dept. Call 334-7960 for appt (optional $20 fee)Family Chiropractic Since 1977. Two blocks from U.F. 373-7070 12-5-71-18 Want to make a connection?Place your ad here to look for someone to share a common interest with or for your true love IS YOUR BUSINESS, CLUB OR ORGANIZATION HAVING AN EVENT? DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT? PLACE YOUR AD HERE AND GET IT NOTICED! Maintenance Supervisor FT AC cert. w/4 yrs. apt. maint. exp. Must have own tools & truck. Salary commensurate with exp. Apply in person 2770 NW 43rd St., Ste. B DFWP 12-5-12-68-14 CLERICAL/DATA ENTRY POSITIONFull time. Please apply in person. Institute of Veterinary Spec. 3603 NW 98th St. Suite A. 9-17-5-14 Horsesitter/groom, part time, requires some overnight farm sitting, must have basic knowledge of saddleseat and American Saddlebred show horses. Excellent oppor tunity for advancement. Serious inquires, references required. 352-317-1892 9-1311-3-14 WAITPERSON NEEDEDSawamura Japanese Steakhouse. Apply from 2:30 to 4pm at 1624 SW 13th St. No calls please. 9-13-11-3-14 OFFICE ASST. Bookkeeping exp necessary. Quickbooks preferred. Ability & interest to learn accounting software & strong math may be ok. Computer hardware, software skills a plus. 5-20 hrs/wk. $7.75/hr. Send resume, your specific skills, available schedule to oma.office@yahoo.com 9-28-11-14-14 Gis Expertise Needed. Organize project file, train in viewing, modifying and exporting figures. Estimate $200. Contact Pat at 352 2343732 9-14-12-3-14 Earn money on commission sales. Cell phone company is looking for campus sales people. Performance bonuses including free phone service. Will not interfere with existing job or school. 860-222-0331 10-9-20-14 VETERINARY TECHNICIAN POSITION FT Vet Experience Required. Please apply in in person Institute of Veterinary Spec 3606 NW 98th St. Suite A 9-18-5-14 We are looking for a part time team member with exceptional people skills, a quick-learn er, and multi-tasker. This is a patient-centric, busy, eye care practice. 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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG Poll QuestionHow many times will the Florida defense sack Tennessee quarterback Tyler Bray on Saturday? Vote online at alligatorSports.org. Maddy Monserez has been thriving defensively for Florida since moving from middle back to right back on Friday. See story, page 19. JOSH JURNOVOY Alligator Staff Writer Floridas biggest strength in 2011, its defense, had just one glaring weakness: forcing turnovers. Through two games this season, the issue persists, and the Gators are well aware of it. This whole offseason, the beginning of the offseason, all the coaches been talking about was defense creating turnovers, redshirt senior defensive tackle Omar our hands on more balls with intercepneed to create more turnovers. Sophomore cornerback Marcus Robersons interception in UFs opener against the team has forced so far in 2012. tied for last in turnovers in Southeastern forced six fumbles and intercepted eight passes. lor said of what the defense needs to do to create turnovers. If a ball carrier is holding the ball out and not holding it high and tight, thats that has coughed up the ball just three against Texas A&M and Bowling Green, the Florida defense was unable to generate a pass rush as the opposing offense got The Volunteers are expected to throw and the Falcons, allowing the pass rushers Florida defensive coordinator Dan Quinn said he expects Tennessee to use David Carr / Alligator StaffSophomore cornerback Marcus Roberson (5) pursues Bowling Green wide receiver Florida aiming to force more turnovers against Tennessee ADAM PINCUS Alligator Staff Writer Florida cornerbacks have a UF also goes against receivers Justin Hunter and Cordarrelle Patterson. Hunter, who suffered an ACL tear during the VolunGators last season, leads the Southeastern Conference with 17 receptions. Hunter stands 6 feet, 4 inches, while Patterson is 6 feet, 3 inches. up and get the ball, sophomore cornerback Marcus Roberson said. looking forward to it. Its a big challenge for us as a group: Just looking to get the ball out. Sophomore Loucheiz Pucornerback rotation at 6 feet, 1 inch. a redzone fade route to 6-foot5 receiver Mike Evans during we call -50 balls, defensive coordinator Dan Quinn said. Balls that are up in the air get a lot of work at that. Quinn sees a cornerback lenge of defending Patterson Riggs is out with a fractured foot. the ball, Quinn said. as well. Nothing shy about Morrison: Antonio Morrison isnt afraid of contact. With Jelani Jenkins out tured right thumb, the freshman steps into the Will linebacker spot. stuff up in there, Gators coach Will Muschamp said. Tall receivers to test UF secondary FIRE JOE MORGAN When Tennessee quarterFlorida needs to get after him. The too long. In two games this season, Florida has recorded four sacks and four quarterback hurries. UF defensive linemen are responsible for half of that production. However, rushing the quartercult for the Gators this season due to Bowling Green and Texas A&M against Florida in schemes resembling the West Coast offense. As a result, the Falcons and the Aggies avoided consistent pressure. on the other side of the line of scrimmage this weekend, the Volunteers will be working to sevenstep drops. In other words, Floridas defensive line has a better chance to make an impact in the passing game. cause it gives us more space and moves against the offensive linemen, Buck linebacker Lerentee Mcgives us more time to get back there and get pressure to him. Ill believe it when see it. Until Dante Fowler Jr. set up camp and Gators pass rush will disappoint against Vols Joe Morgantwitter: @joe_morgan SEE NOTES, PAGE 18 SEE JOE, PAGE 18 SEE TURNOVERS, PAGE 18 UF Fo otball I tell you, hes a physical player. Hes instinctive. Hes tough.Will MuschampUF head coachPoll ResultsWill Floridas conservative offense work against other Southeastern Conference teams?54% YES 46% NO97 total votes

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18, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 cal player. Hes instinctive. Hes tough. Rivals ranked Morrison the 10th-best inside linebacker com ing out of high school. The former Bolingbrook (Ill.) High standout enrolled at Florida in January and made his presence felt from Day 1. I always tell him that hes soft because hes from Chicago. But no, hes a tough kid, redshirt senior defensive tackle Omar Hunter said. And to come down here, man, hes adapted well to being in Flor ida and learning from guys like Jelani and (Jon) Bostic has really helped him out a lot. Hes doing pretty well right now. Morrison, who squatted 600 pounds in high school, showed his strength throughout the offseason. He asked really good questions, Quinn said. He was really on it in terms of the details of playing linebacker. Not your average Tennessee team: Omar Hunter doesnt lose against Tennessee. During his time in Gainesville, the defensive tackle is 4-0 against the Volunteers. The Gators have seven straight victories in the series, but Hunter sees a team different from the one Florida outscored 213 to 106 dur ing that span. This is the best Tennessee team Contact Adam Pincus at apincus@ alligator.org. David Carr/ Alligator StaffFreshman linebacker Antonio Morrison (12) chases down Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel (2) during UFs 20-17 win at Kyle Field.Freshman Morrison making strides NOTES, from page 17said. And certainly thats part of their ofsome. Theyll also do some things protection wise, at times, to use six or seven to help that way, too. Regardless of how much pressure Flor ida puts on Bray, Roberson said he expects the junior signal-caller to take risks. Hes a daredevil, Roberson said. Just forcing the ball out. We like that. While he might be more of a gunslinger than Texas A&Ms Johnny Manziel, who hurt Florida primarily with his legs, Bray has done a good job taking care of the ball throughout his career with 41 touchdowns and just 16 interceptions. However, two of his six picks in 2011 came against the Gators. He was intercepted by safeties Josh Evans and Matt Elam. Roberson said Bray has improved, if anything, since last years game in the Swamp. Its about the same, Roberson said. Mentally, I think he got better. Even if Bray has improved, Taylor said the Gators are looking for a repeat perfor mance. Were going to be looking to get the ball out, Taylor said. Contact Josh Jurnovoy at jjurnovoy@alligator.org. skeptical about the ability of UFs front four to harass Bray regularly. If Florida has truly decided to pin its pass-rushing turnaround on the UT game, then the Gators are going to have a bad time. The Volunteers offensive line is stacked. With all due respect to Brent Pease, if Tennessee offensive coordinator Jim Chaney told me the offensive line is his teams greatest strength, I would actually believe him. Coach Derek Dooley has offensive line that allowed just 18 sacks last season 13 in Southeastern Conference play. Alabama was the only SEC team that protected its quarter back better. The Volunteers may have had the worst rushing offense in the SEC last year, but they kept their quarterbacks upright. Florida may have more time to rush the passer against Tennessee, but the Gators will not have much leverage. UF does not have the same front seven that racked up three sacks and six quarterback hurries against UT last season. Jaye Howard is gone to the NFL and Ronald Powell is likely sidelined for the remainder of the season. Add in the loss of Jelani Jenkins to injury, and getting any sort of consistent pressure on Bray come Saturday seems all the more unlikely. The onus falls on Easley, Sharrif Floyd, Omar Hunter and McCray. Its time for this group to make an impact in the passing game. true test for Floridas pass rush this season, and there are no gimmicks in place to prevent UF from getting to Bray. out how good the Gators defensive line will be this season. If the Gators can overcome the efforts of the Volunteers stellar offensive line and get to the quarterback, then good for them. But dont count on it. on Saturday night, Florida will have no explanation for its underwhelming pass rush. Contact Joe Morgan at joemorgan@alligator.org. TURNOVERS, from page 17 JOE, from page 17 Were going to be looking to get the ball out.Mike Taylor UF linebacker

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JOE MORGANAlligator Staff WriterThe last time Tennessee beat Florida, Will Muschamp and Derek Dooley were coworkers at LSU. Muschamp served as the defensive coordinator and linebackers coach. Dooley was the special teams coordinator and coached the running backs. It was 2004. The Volunteers would go on to win the Southeastern Conference East Division that year, marking the 11th time in 13 seasons that either UT or UF played in the SEC Championship Game. However, once each man left the SEC to join Nick Sabans staff with the Miami Dolphins in 2005, the Gators-Volunteers rivalry became one-sided. Spearheaded by Urban Meyers arrival at Florida, the Gators won seven straight games by an average margin of more than two touchdowns, while Tennessees program fell by the wayside. From 2005-11, the Volunteers went 4841. During that seven-year span, Tennessee ished under .500 four times. This season will and UT are ranked when playing each other. Weve had a four-year stretch where we havent really performed to Tennessee stanat least getting talked about. But that excitement isnt going to stay if we dont play well, and thats what matters the most. The Volunteers seven straight losses against the Gators mark their longest losing streak in the series, which began in 1916 but did not become an annual affair until 1990. However, Tennessee has perhaps its best since 2004. Led by quarterback Tyler Bray, the Volunteers boast the top-ranked passing offense in the SEC this season. Against UF last season, Bray completed 26 passes in 48 attempts for 288 yards and three touchdowns. He was also intercepted twice. You let him sit back, hell pick you apart, redshirt senior nose tackle Omar Hunter said. If you dont get pressure on this guy, he can really pick a team apart. Aiding Bray in his aerial attack will be wide receiver Justin Hunter, who suffered a season-ending ACL tear in his left knee on Tennessees fourth offensive play in last years 33-23 loss to Florida. The injury appears to have had little lingering effect on Hunter this season. Heading and ranks second with 219 receiving yards. For all their passing prowess, however, the Volunteers rushing effort proved most costly the last time they faced Florida. This season, the Volunteers rank third in Rajion Neal, Tennesees primary back, is tasked with turning around a rushing attack that ranked last in the SEC during the 2011 season with just 90.1 yards per game. Its hard to win a game, especially in this league, when youre minus-9 rushing the ball thats for sure, Dooley said. Weve got to do a good job of mixing it up, but weve got to throw and catch pretty good, too. At the end of the day, weve got to score points. Contact Joe Morgan at joemorgan@alligator. org. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 ALLIGATOR, 19Brett Le Blanc / Alligator StaffTennessee quarterback Tyler Bray attempts a pass as Dominique Easley applies Volunteers striving to snap losing streak against Gators KATIE AGOSTINAlligator Staff WriterFor Maddy Monserez, the Active Ankle Challenge wasnt just another three wins for the Gators. Instead, last weekends matches against Jacksonville, Louisiana-Lafayette and Georgia omore played right back for Florida. I hadnt played it since Ive been here, maybe at practice a little bit, but not in a game, so that was exciting, Monserez said. It was good for me to be exposed to that so I know what I need to work on. The coaches were great helping me out with it and giving me advice and my team members on the bench were great. When I would come off, theyd let me know things that I didnt see when I was doing it, so that was really helpful. Monserez, who typically plays middle back, has now played all three back-row positions in a match. Although the right back and middle back positions have similarities, Monserez said that there is a slight differ ence between the two. On the surface it seems like theyre pretty similar, because it is just playing defense, but because of our system it makes a difference on where Im supposed to go on certain balls, Monserez said. Ill be more responsible for tips at right back, where in middle back its mostly deeper balls. Its mainly moving forward and back where as middle back is more side to side. Communication with blockers is another difference between the two positions. At right back, Monserez is responsible for most tips, so she needs to ensure that shes not trying to dig where the front row is blocking. The Gators are known for their powerhouse hitting, so practicing right back wasnt an easy task. Monserez didnt get to practice digging tips until Friday night against Jacksonville. We like to go hit so I wasnt really used to working short and then going for the deep balls, so that was something that I had to learn really quick during the game, Monserez said. Despite facing a limited style of attacks at practice, the number of digs Monserez recorded serez averaged 4.8 digs per match at middle back this season compared to As the Gators head to Arkansas to ence match on Friday, coach Mary ity to perform well again at right back if called upon. She has that gutsy type of persona that you want in that position, Wise said. Who you see off the court is the exact opposite of who you get on the court. You would never know if you met Maddy just what a bulldog she can be on the court. Contact Katie Agostin at kagostin@ alligator.org.Monserez excels in new roleSOCCER LANDON WATNICKAlligator WriterAnnie Speeses phenomenal freshman season last year did not have a happy ending. In Floridas 3-2 loss to UCF in the second round of the NCAA Tournament, Speese suffered an ACL tear in her right knee in the match when she tried to trap the ball after a throw-in. In one sense, it was awful, because it was two bad things happening in one night, Speese said. I knew I had plenty of time to recover. Speese has bounced back since suffering the injury more than 10 months ago. Despite a slight dip in playing time, she hasnt missed a regular-season contest for the No. 22 Gators, starting all six games at midShes really come along, Burleigh said. She started out a little bit slow at the beginning of the season, but shes gaining momentum as shes gaining that injury. We just expect more and more from her, because shes a good playmaker and a season, tallying eight goals and a team-best nine assists. Her 25 points No. 4 alltime among Gators freshman was second to fellow mid2011. Annie brings a certain creativity to the game that not a lot of people have, Tymrak said. Shes really crafty and a fun player to play with. Following the injury, Speese took a tenacious approach to her rehabilitation. I had the spring to focus on getting stronger, which is what I really needed to focus on, she said. I tried to keep a positive attitude about it. With the assistance of physical therapist Marty Huegel and team athletic trainer Emily Flood, Speese worked countless hours in the gym. Early on, her exercises consisted of strengthening her right quad and hamstring. By Summer A, she eased her way into running. But Speese was frustrated when she didnt see immediate results. Her teammates reminded her that coming back from an ACL tear was a gradual process. Tymrak told Speese: Its going to be hard, but its going to be worth it. The pain now is end. It might suck trying to get back, and you might not feel like yourself, but were going to be with you along the way. You just have to push for it. Said Speese: [My teammates] just kept me working hard. They didnt let me get down on myself. Burleigh has cautiously managed Speese in 2012, playing her 49.2 minutes per game said Tuesday her right knee is at 100 percent. Obviously, sometimes it gets stiff like anything, she said. It doesnt affect me when I play, so its just a matter of icing after the game and taking care of it. goals. But in Floridas 3-2 win against New Mexico on Sunoffensive groove. When her defender overcommitted, she launched a long shot from the left side of the box in the 50th minute to tie the game at 1-1. season. Surprisingly, the left-footed Speese booted the goal with her right foot. The same knee that once bothered Speese gave her the bend and boost she needed to sink the shot. The fact she could score with her right, that was huge, Tymrak said. Im really proud of her. Its fun to see her progress and come back from such an injury.Speese rebounding from ACL tear UF V olle yball Speese Weve had a four-year stretch where we havent really performed to Tennessee standards.Derek DooleyTennessee head coach

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