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VOLUME 106 ISSUE 13 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 Today We Inform. You Decide.Not officially associated with the University of Florida Published by Campus Communications, Inc. of Gainesville, Florida Zipcar program getting new Ford car modelsEditorial: Stupid Florida laws should be done away withBestiality and cohabitation should not be on the books, pg 6. Volleyball player receives awardTaylor Unroe one of several underclassmen contributing for the Gators won the SECs Freshman of the Week award, pg. 16. 88 /66 FORECAST 2 OPINIONS 6 the AVENUE 7 CLASSIFIEDS 11 CROSSWORD 13 SPORTS 15 THE SOCIAL IS HELD FOR BRIGHT FUTURES STUDENTS. AUDREYANNA LOGUERRE Alligator Contributing Writer The stroll through the Plaza of the Americas today will be much cooler thanks to UF and the Florida Lottery. From 11 a.m. to noon, the two groups will host a free ice cream social for new and returning Bright Futures recipients. Florida Lottery has held an ice cream social at UF, said Cynthia OConnell, secretary of the Florida Lottery and former UF Trustee. OConnell said she originally Affairs with the idea, and she hopes students know how much the Florida Lottery is proud of the work they are doing at UF. Students who attend can learn more about the connection between Bright Futures and the Florida Lottery, she said. The Florida Lottery funds 90 percent of Bright Futures scholarships, and that donation aids about 500,000 students throughout Florida, OConnell said. Winn-Dixie will donate about 600 servings of ice cream. In addition to receiving free ice cream, students can enter to win prizes such as T-shirts and movie passes. recipients to check in and say Scholarship recipients receive free ice creamSEE ICE CREAM, PAGE 5 Aundre Larrow / Alligator Staff exhibit will be open to the public until Sept. 13. Read the full story on Page 4. PHILANTHROPY EMILY MORROW Alligator Writer Gerald Kish was a movie He had a crazy tie collection, and the perfect story for every occasion. He touched the lives of friends, coworkers, students and community members alike during his life. Last Friday, while scuba diving in Cozumel, Mexico, Kish suffered a heart attack underwater and drowned, according to a Mexican medical examiners report. He was 54. In Gainesville, Kish worked as an adjunct professor for UF, teaching courses in public speaking, argumentation, comedy and pop culture. He was one of the few teachers Ive had in college who actually cared about each individual student, said Greg Taylor, a public relations junior who took a business communications course with Kish. He was a great guy. Kish also worked at the North Florida Evaluation and Treatment Center a facility for people who are judged incompetent to proceed to trial or who have been found not guilty by reason of insanity. Here, he was the director of continuity of care, orchestrating patients admissions and discharges from the center. He made living and care arrangements for the patients who were released back into the community. Kish had phenomenal speaking and people skills, making him very good at dealing with patients, said Bill Baxter, the centers administrator. mor he could tell a joke better than anyone else, Baxter said. He could speak on any subject at the drop of a hat. Even if he made it all up, it would still be convincing. Kish worked hard to better the lives of mentally ill people involved in the criminal justice system by teaching attorneys, judges, mental health providaround the state about the forensic mental health system. In Alachua County, he helped establish the Crisis Intervention Team training that hundreds of Professor dies while scuba diving Kish SAMANTHA SHAVELL Alligator Contributing Writer Beat FSU! is the idea behind Operation Cover-Up Gainesville, a new UF Student Alumni Association community-service project. A different kind of match-up, the clothing drive was launched Sept. 1 as a competition between UF and Florida State University to see which university could collect the most donations before the UF-FSU football game. We thought that competing against FSU would bring a friendly competitive spirit while providing valuable the Alumni Associations director of membership and marketing. Bragging rights are also involved, she said. The winning university will be recognized Nov. 26 during the UF-FSU football game. Clothes can be dropped off until Nov. 22 at Emerson Hall, 1938 W. University Ave., Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Donations also are accepted during any SAA BEAT T-shirt giveaway or at any Gainesville Dominos Pizza location. The clothes will be donated to local charities, including the Salvation Army and St. Francis House. Childrens clothes will be sent to students at underprivileged elemenUF, FSU race to collect clothing He taught public speakingSEE COVER-UP, PAGE 5 SEE OBITUARY, PAGE 3 Relient K will headline one of Floridas biggest music festivals. See story, Page 7.

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News Today Subscription Rates: One Semester (Fall or Spring) $18 Summer Semester $10 Two Semesters (Fall or Spring) $35 Full Year (All Semesters) $40The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator VOLUME 106 ISSUE 13 ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 TODAYFORECAST WHATS HHAPPENINGRegistration for Intramural Cornhole Tournament Today through Sept. 23 Register online Dont miss the opportunity to compete in the Intramural Cornhole Tournament at Southwest Recreation Center. Registration ends Sept. 23 at 5 p.m. The tournament will take place Sept. 30. There is no fee to participate. Only a valid Gator 1 Card is needed. Registration for the event is available online, and for more information, please visit recsports.ufl.edu/intramuralsports/events-tournaments/ cornhole-tournament. First Meeting of Be Real Today, 7 p.m. Reitz Union 357 fore. Please model your submissions after above events. Improperly formatted Whats Happening submissions may not appear in the paper. Press releases will not appear in the paper. Be Real is a new student organization on campus focused on combating eating disorders. The first meeting will feature a guest speaker, Dr. Dizney, who will speak about eating disorders and have an open discussion. Got something going on? Want to see it in this space? Send an email with Whats Happening in the subject line to jflechas@alligator. org by 5 p.m. the day be-PARTLY CLOUDY 88/66 THUNDER STORMS 88/68 THUNDER STORMS 90/70 THUNDER STORMS 91/72 THUNDER STORMS 89/71 MONDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY FRIDAY

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 ALLIGATOR, 3 Courtesy to the AlligatorGerald Kish, an adjunct professor at UF, died last Friday while scuba diving in Mexico. This photo was taken at a public-speaking forum on March 26, 2009.through to be better prepared to handle a situation involving adults or children with mental illnesses. Baxter said Alachua County Sheriff Sadie Dar nell called him Tuesday to let him know how important Kishs work was to the community and how much he will be missed. He was so doggone cool, said Kellie Roberts, the interim director for UFs Dial Center for Written and Oral Communication and Kishs longtime friend. He was one of the smartest guys Ive ever known. She described him as one of those people who could relate to anybody. If you met him on a bus, before you got off youd be his buddy, she said. He had so many friends. She wasnt exaggerating. Earlier this week, a man emailed Roberts to express his shock and condolences he had eaten dinner with Kish only one time. He was an absolutely marvelous human being in every sense of the word, said the woman who answered the phone at the North Florida Evaluation and Treatment Center. He was my walking Google. Everyone has a short list of people they know they can count on no matter what, Roberts said. And with the passing of her friend of 30 years I have one less person on that list. Kish is survived by his mother and his two sisters. Roberts said she expects the memorial service to take place sometime in October.Professor remembered as walking Google OBITUARY, from page 1 If you met him on a bus, before you got off youd be his buddy.Kellie RobertsInterim Director for UFs Dial Center for Written and Oral Communication

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THE NATURE-THEMED EXHIBIT IS IN THE GALLERY IN THE REITZ UNION. KATHERINE GREENEAlligator Contributing WriterWaves of sweet basil, the feeling of grains beneath ones feet and soil buried deep into the cracks and crevices of the skin are all forms of art, according to two With their art installation, Opposing Growth, Rachael Kerley, 29, a student in the department of art and technology, and Giang Lien Pham, 25, a sculpture student, hope to change the average The exhibit, which is held in of the Reitz Union, begins at 7 Guests are welcome to smell and taste herbs, walk barefoot across exhibits and take home sprouts growing hydroponically Youre not a detached viewer inviting action, and in that we are pieces all intertwined by themes the pieces, an herb garden, represents the trend of urban gardening and a return to knowing food One of the main inspirations behind the exhibit was the lack of human interaction with the enviIts alive, and our connection That is a big part of the thread that runs through each piece: trying to connect to this living entity After collaborating on previous projects, Kerley and Pham realized they had similar goals and views regarding contemporary and instillation art and wanted to showcase this viewpoint to the The artists feel so strongly about the human interaction involved with their work that they walked across one of the exhibits, I really like works that are interactive and works that the audience can touch and feel, Pham that art should be portioned off, or roped off and viewed from a distance, but I like the intimate The exhibit will remain open to the public, free of charge, until I want to make this exhibition Its not just another opening where you go and view it, and the and there is something happenKATHERINE KOPOTIC Alligator Contributing Writer have reached an agreement to and Ford will introduce college students to the new Ford Focus and Ford Escape models and alThe Ford-model cars are not as well, which is another factor believed to draw college students According to a press release sent Wednesday by Matt Camer on, member services associate for pany will feature Ford models on to rent the new Ford-model cars on an hourly or daily basis without the added cost of gas and car insurance because these features will be included in the rental Students, faculty and staff can Gainesville residents not afMore information can be 4, ALLIGATOR Zipcar to add new Ford models to inventoryInteractive art exhibit opens today We always have this idea that art should be portioned off, or roped off and viewed from a distance, but I like the intimate experience. Giang Lien Pham sculpture student

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Bright Futures Scholarships are funded by the Florida Lottery will receive free T-shirts. OConnell, Student Senate President Micah Lewis and Interim Vice President for Student Affairs Dave Kratzer are all scheduled to speak. Mariel Manuel, a freshman biology major and a Bright Futures recipient, cant attend but said shes never been to an event that has celebrated Bright Future students. I think its a good idea because students worked hard to get Bright Futures, and its getting harder each year, so its good the lottery is supporting them, Manuel said. Myra Morgan, the director of external relations for the UF Division of Student Affairs, said she encourages all students in the area to stop by. Its a way for students to understand how the Bright Futures is funded, meet Secretary OConnell and get free ice cream, she said. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 ALLIGATOR, 5 ICE CREAM, from page 1Campus leaders slated to speakMonetary donations, gift cards also acceptedStudents who dont want to donate clothes can give money or gift cards that will go toward purchasing new clothes. In previous years, the Student Alumni Association has done a food drive during the fall semester. This will be Operation We brought back a variety of community-service project ideas from a recent conference for student alumni associations, and the concept of Operation Cover-Up Gainesville came from that, Johnson said. One student is already getting excited about the prospect of beating FSU. Telecommunications sophomore Kelsey Branz said she has a lot of clothes she will be donating to the drive. I went through my old clothes this summer and was going to donate them to Goodwill, but this is a cause of equal stature, she said. Besides, were obviously going to beat FSU in football, so we might as well beat them in the clothing drive, too. CCOVER-UP, from page 1 THE COURSE HAS NOT BEEN OFFERED SINCE MAY 2009. KATE FELDMANAlligator Contributing Writer The Openwater Scuba Diving class at UF has resurfaced this fall. The class was canceled in May 2009 because it no longer of Heath and Human Performance, said Cheryl Thacker, the courses former director. The program itself was well-attended and highly desired, Thacker said. It has been restored in a new light and new direction. The class was reopened as part of the School of Forest Resources and Conservation by professor Douglas Marcinek, who said he saw the opportunity to propose a new series of courses that focused on the search divers. The diving class works in collaboration with the UF Gator Scuba Club, which educates students on diver safety. UF also offers Advanced Scuba Diving, Scuba Diving Leadership 1 and Scuba Diving Leadership 2. Each course introduces divers to new methods and dive locations and prepares students for DiOur focus is on offering our students the highest level of training available anywhere, Marcinek said, and, in turn, demanding from them the effort required so that we are producing the safest and most competent divers of any program on the planet.UF scuba diving class returns this fallJohnson It has been restored in a new light and new direction.Cheryl Thackercourses former director

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Reader responseVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator .The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to letters@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458. Column EditorialTHURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS Elizabeth Behrman EDITOR Joey Flechas MANAGING EDITOR Justin Hayes OPINIONS EDITOR Todays question: Are you going to the ice cream social for Bright Futures recipients? Wednesdays question: Have you ever plagiarized or cheated on an assignment?69 TOTAL VOTES48% YES 52% NOLawfully ludicrousFlorida should get rid of silly lawsI S Alex Guilmartin is a psychology and pre-law senior. His column appears on Thursdays.We shouldnt wear a mask on the Web Alex Guilmartinletters@alligator.org

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theAvenue THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/THE_AVENUE Flip over to page 9 to get a glimpse of a book that can help you live a cheaper live style (chaching!) Twit Pick @ConanOBrien: Younger people can never understand how much hard work it took to laugh at strangers before @YouTube. Click This Be sure to check out our blogs online, updated daily Monday through Friday, at alligator.org/blogs. BRITTANY AND ERICA TALTOS GIVE THEIR SIDE OF THE STORY. AMANDA COHENAvenue Contributing WriterThe world watched as The Gator Nation I walked into a bar with a friend, and With MTV now selling twinning TNo, twinning is not Twinning is dressing the ALYSSA HOLCOMBAvenue Writer Matt Thiessen, lead singer of alternative band Relient K, want to headline the events and who we want to showcase Photo courtesy of Universal Orlando ResortRelient K will be a headliner on Saturday at this years Rock the Universe at Universal Orlando Resort. Other headliners for the two-day event include Switchfoot, Anberlin, Casting Crowns, Third Day and David Crowder Band. Rock the Universe gains crossover appeal with mainstream acts Twinning UF students on Jersey Shore speak out SEE JErRSEY SSHorORE, pP AGE 8 music The SSituation we played Rock the Universe.Matt Thiessenlead singer of Relient K

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8, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011Amanda Cohen / Alligator Twinning UF seniors Erica Taltos, left, and Brittany Taltos pose for a picThe Taltos twins talk haters, have a reality show in the worksapologize for it. I own it, she said. Im waiting for the person I love. As far as Brittanys sexual escapades go, she denied having sex with Mike The Situation Sorrenwith being his second choice. If you tell me Im the whole package, Id be offended, she said. Who wants to be The Situations whole package? Not me. professor telling her to revoke her contract with MTV. I called my lawyer, she said. Professor Norman Lewis, who accompanied the 90 students in Florence, refused to comment on the situation at hand. The bigger picture here is that the month-long study abroad trip that Dr. Mike Weigold designed and led was one of the most amazing educational experiences Ive ever had and an academic highlight for dozens of students, he said. Lawyer-ing up proved a point for Brittany, as UF revoked its decision to punish anyone who decided to participate in the MTV show. Following her sisters lead, Erica signed the contract the next day. It was the best time of my entire life; I dont regret it one bit, Brittany said. Besides having a reality show in the works, Twins B&E, as their Facebook fan page is called, the two put school on the back burner for a few Now were making something of it, Erica said. Were not going to end as the whores who starred on Jersey Shore. And in response to the haters? Theyre too worried about what other people are doing, Erica said. It was our Spring Break in Italy. We made it to class every day. We made As in our classes. We didnt do anything illegal, and we shouldnt be chastised for it. Your comments go over my head, Brittany said. You clearly have a bad mindset, and youre never going to get through life. JERSEY SHORE, from page 7 Were not going to end as the whores who starred on Jersey Shore.Erica TaltosUF student Amanda Cohen / Alligator Erica Taltos said she and her twin, Brittany,

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 ALLIGATOR, 9Photo coutesy of Seven Footer PressYoung, Broke and Beautiful: Broke-Ass Stuarts Guide to Living Cheaply is a gold mine for money-saving tips. AMY STUART Avenue WriterBroke-Ass Stuart Schuffman is not afraid to call you out. He uses every curse word in the book. He offends you for your bad spending habits and bluntly calls you a dumbass for your idiotic purchases. But, while you might feel insecure about your latest buy or offended by his ridicule, his book, Young, Broke and Beautiful: Broke-Ass Stuarts Guide to Living Cheaply, is the Holy Grail for college students. Targeting all the ways people spend money, Schuffman unravels his knowledge from years of travel and experience in a neatly organized, 222page guidebook. From drinking and eating to dating and traveling, Schuffman posts all his secrets on how to save every goddamn dime youre worth. You might know Schuffman from his earlier guidebooks based on saving money in New York and San Francisco, or you may have seen him on the Independent Film Channel this summer in his new critically acclaimed TV show, Young, Broke and Beautiful. With aspirations to be a travel writer, Schuffman started out in San Francisco carrying around a backpack full of zines and a small do-it-yourself magazine and hit the streets to spread of frugal living on the streets of California. Getting out on the streets was my man said,just me running around with my backpack full of zines. Traveling for 10 years, Schuffman has compiled hundreds of tips on how to save money in almost every situation. For Gainesville students, some of the top tips may be on drinking, eating and dating. After 20 hours of work and 15 hours of class, it makes sense that you want to go out on the weekend to do some stupid, regretful things. But your soon-to-bepaid rent is on your desk, and youre living in 85-degree heat just to keep your electricity bill down, so fun opportunities seem to pass. Schuffman disagrees and tells you exactly how to get around paying more than you should for a few beers and a burrito. Tips include saving money on places to eat around your town, saving on entertainment and even ways to host a cheap date. There are health and beauty tips, advice on where to shop, websites for cheap textbooks and even dozens of suggestions if youre searching for a job. The conclusion of the book includes cial coach Betsy Crouch on how to employers owe you money, learn how to spend on a budget and determine Betsy is great when it comes to managing your money, Schuffman said. Im no good with money or investing. She really sums up the impor ever wants to confront. Along with tips for saving cash, this hysterical and truthful guide shows you how to live an A+ lifestyle. While the world seems to revolve around money, Schuffman proves there are ways to have an awesome time even if you are a broke-ass student. No matter what you do, Schuffman said, work your ass off and be nice to everybody because that stuff comes back around to you in the end. Schuffman is hoping to continue his TV show on IFC and has future plans to write short stories. He will be hosting an East Coast tour sadly, not in Florida where half the session will be Q-and-A and the other half a dance party. You can check out his website at brokeassstuart.com to see upcoming events, read money-saving columns or watch videos from his TV show. Come out and see me! Follow me on Twitter and Facebook. Tell your friends about me, Schuffman said. I dont care if its good or bad. Book is Holy Grail to living cheaply

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the sound of the Krayt Dragon cry that Obi-Wan Kenobi uses to scare away some Tusken Raiders from Luke Skywalker. Darth Vader now shouts the same infamous Nooooo from Revenge of the Sith as he tosses the Emperor down the shaft. Ewoks now have digital blinking eyes, puppet Yoda from The Phantom Menace has been replaced with a CGI one and may not mean much for the average Star Wars fan, but for the die-hards, its something to get riled up about. Cheyne Delaney, a senior marketing student and Star Wars enthusiast, isnt fond of the changes Lucas is making. I just dont see the reasoning behind it, Delaney said. I should be changing things we already love. I can understand some of the changes. Adding the blinking eyes to the Ewoks will make them more believable and less like walking teddy bears. Replacing the puppet Yoda with a CGI one in The Phantom Menace will irk some purists, but puppet Yoda was a bit out of place to begin with. Why the rest? In an open letter to Lucas, International Business Times copy chief Shawn Moynihan wrote, These arent effects shots tell the story. Theyre just tweaks, done for the sake of tweaking. Moynihan hit the nail on the head. Lucas isnt changing his because he can and because he knows Star Wars fans will still line up to buy them. If youre upset with the changes, vote with your wallet. Dont buy the Blu-ray release (available Sept. 16). Dont give Lucas a reason to continue to update his movies. 10, ALLIGATOR He Says She Says Remember when you were kid and playing with toys was pretty much the best thing ever? that temporarily blew your mind as they transported you into another fantasy world a million times better than reality. Then you grew up. reached an age where the realm of pleasurably naughty playthings enters our lives. Sex toys are convivial indulgences that encourage us to reach our erotic salno need to be embarrassed. onestly, Ive never used any toys while messing around and have never felt the need to. But for some, the addition of playful paraphernalia into the bedroom may spark some needed excitement into an other wise dull sex life. My advice would be to consult your partner before you even begin to get frisky. The last thing you want to do is surprise him or her with an unexpected visitor once the clothes start the risk of being an instant mood-killer. For couples, it is important to make sure your sweetheart is comfortable with adding toys to the mix. Make sure they dont say yes just to make you happy. Any uncomfortshow come game time. Remember that introducing toys might make them feel inadequate, as if the toy was there to make up for their poor performance. So be patient, and respect any qualms they may have. After asking around, a common concern among students was that a toy might turn into another entity during sex, almost like a third person. As silly as this sounds, partners have to realize that a sex toy is a helper, not a substitute. Pleasure should come from the toy. So before you try to spice things up, remember that toys should be used rarely and with limits. JACOB ROMOSERHe Said, She Said: Toying around in the bedroom ow would you feel if someone re-painted the Mona Lisa to have a big smile? Or added pants to Michelangelos David? Youd be pissed because, hey, those are works of art and should be left alone. Shouldnt we have the same impulsive desire to preserve movement through Congress asserting the need to federally Star Wars series, spoke directly to Congress saying, People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for Its funny how things work. Fans are up in arms against Lucas for doing exactly what he terpiece with a slew of improvements to the series. For the second time since its theatrical release, hes changed Changes in Star Wars Blu-ray upsetting to fans Andy MaroonColumnist n the Reel n the Reel W your gullets at the tailgates this weekend, my boyfriend and I out what kinds of sex toys are readily available in Gator City. Now, I freely admit that I am probably will also come forward to say that I have visited a fair share of sex shops across the globe. That being said, dominion of smut. Perhaps the immediate confrontation with taboo, observations of other couples (oh, coyness. Basically, the last thing I want to do when Im in a sex shop is have sex. Sensing my bashfulness, my boyfriend modestly began to make light of the atmosphere as we walked the stores perimeter. We contrasted the pros and cons of various dildos, questioned the inclinations shoppers may have toward one butt plug ver sus another and applauded the cleverness of some toy designs (The Fleshlight for men is pretty remarkable). But feeling like parents porn stash, he and I left the store amused yet empty-handed. I mention this story because it is important to realize that shopping for sex toys isnt easy; however, I do believe evtheir sexual attention if the timing is right. Determined to overcome my reluctance, I returned to the store the next day alone. It was then that I spoke to Chrisy, the assured mendations, appropriate for people of any sexual orientation. speed vibrator with remote control. When it comes to this discreet toy, size doesnt matter. made the Rabbit famous for a reason. Anatomically correct vibrators coated in a pliable material and equipped with ears for extra stimulation. Seamless design. A motor that practically purrs. Sleek, tasteful construction. KAY BEA

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Cardio Pools Tanning Tennis 376-2507 BivensCove.com 12-7-1174-2 3bedroom/3bath DELUXE FULLY UPGRADED Only $1,099 ($367/person) Includes High Speed Internet352-335-7656 www.thepolosuf.com 12-7-11-74-2 1/1 s Starting at $489 Water and Sewer Incl. 352-376-1248 12-7-11-74-2 Immediate Availability! 12-7-74-2 No Move-In Fees 1/1's from $689 3/2's from $829 FREE Tanning*Pool*Gym www.aspenridgeuf.com 352.367.9910 12-7-11-74-2 Relaxing Upscale Apartments 2/2 Townhomes & 3/3 Flats Individual Leases, Steps to Campus Internet, Cable & H2O Included Furnished Units Available 379.9255 www.MuseumWalk.com 12-7-11-74-2 College Manor Studios from $505 Unlimited Utilities! Call 372-7111 12-7-11-74-2 Gainesville Place Apartments Student friendly 4/4s Only $409 per person! www.GainesvillePlace.com 12-7-74-2 Action Real Estate Services Houses to Condos 1-4 BR, Starting at $450 www.action-realtors.com 352-331-1133 ext 114 12-7-11-74-2 Studios starting at $509 Across from UF Call 352-371-7777 12-7-11-74-2 Clean, Quiet 1 & 2 BR apts.Off SW 20th Ave. $425 to $545. Sorry, no pets, or Section 8. Call 335-7066 for info. 12-7-11-74-2 AVAILABLE NOW & FALL Studio $410 1BRs $425-495 2BR/1.5BA, W/D $580 Gore Rabell Real Estate 378-1387 www.Gore-Rabell.com 12-7-11-74-2 !! LIVE LIFE ON THE BOARDWALK !! 1/1 Flats & Cool Lofts! 2/2s and 3/2s Pets Loved! Pools Cardio Tanning Tennis Washer/Dryers HUGE Floor Plans! 377-7401 BoardwalkApt.com 12-7-11-74-2 3/2 House Available Immediately Near Law School, Shopping, Restaurants Free UF Parking! 352.371.7777 12-7-11-74-2 1 For Rent: Furnished 2 For Rent: Unfurnished 3 Sublease 4 Roommates 5 Real Estate 6 Furnishings 7 Computers 8 Electronics 9 Bicycles 10 For Sale 11 Motorcycles, Mopeds 12 Autos 13 Wanted 14 Help Wanted 15 Services 16 Health Services 17 Typing Services 18 Personals 19 Connections 20 Event Notices 21 Entertainment 22 Tickets 23 Rides 24 Pets 25 Lost & FoundAll real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination because of color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make limitation, or discrimination. We will newspaper uses great care in accepting or rejecting advertising according to its suitability, we cannot verify that all advertising claims or offers are completely valid in every case and, therefore, cannot assume any responsibility for any injury or loss arising from offers and acceptance of offers of goods and/or services through any advertising contained herein.In Person:Cash, Check, MC, or Visa 1105 W. University Ave. M-F, 8am 4pmBy E-mail :By Fax: (352) 376-3015 By Mail:Call 352-373-FIND for information. Sorry, no cash by mail. MasterCard, Visa or checks only.By Phone: (352) 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pmWhen Will Your Ad Run?Ads placed by 4 pm will appear two publication days later. Ads may run for any length of time and be cancelled at any time. Sorry, but there can be no refunds or credits for cancelled ads. Corrections and Cancellations: Cancellations: Call 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pm. No refunds or credits can be given. Alligator errors: corrections before noon. 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12, ALLIGATOR Greenwich Green 2/2 for $869 Patio and Storage Closet Call 352-372-8100 12-7-11-74-2 Spacious 1, 2, & 3br starting at $475. Many floor plans, some with enclosed patios or balconies. Italian tile, bedrooms carpeted. DW, W/D hook-ups, verticals, CH/AC. Near bus route, some walk to UF. Call 352-332-7700 12-7-11-74-2 SECTION 8 HOUSING ACCEPTED Newly remodeled 2 & 3 BDs Quiet neighborhood. Lots of upgrades. Free 32" HD Plasma TV for new Sec 8 lease. Must see! Call 332-7700 12-7-11-74-2 SPACIOUS 2BR/2BA APT.Convenient location to Shands, UF & Butler Plaza. Asking $700/mo. Please call Ketty 305-332-6566. yttek@hotmail.com 9-1411-67-2 AVAILABLE NOW ONLY A FEW LEFT!! We have REAL 1/1s 3 blocks to UF GATORNEST 575 sq ft, $550 300 NW 18th Street No application fee, most pets ok. For info call E.F.N. Properites, 352-371-3636 or visit our website at www.efnproperties.com 9-30-11-29-2 3bedroom $509/person All inclusive townhome with everything included! Utilities, cable, internet, furniture & washer/dryer. The Laurels Apts. Call now: 352-335-4455 12-7-11-74-2 STILL SEARCHING? Call 352-375-7104 today! trend4rent.com12-7-74-2 Post Apartments1br apts in a quiet n'hood near campus/downtown; some utils incl. 1825 NW 10th St. Pvt. patio w/ lock gate, green space, big trees. $499 1700 SW 16th Ct. 1 block from Shands. $549-$599. postj@bellsouth.net 376-0080, 284-3873. 12-7-11-74-2 HOUSES FOR AUGUST BIKE TO UF 3BR/2BA, fenced yard, $1000 4/2 in NW $1300. Gore Rabell Real Estate 378-1387 www.Gore-Rabell.com 12-7-11-74-2 3BR, 2Bath, Washer/Dryer, Fenced backyard, Carport,No pets. $1450./Mo 303-877-4915 9-19-11-30-2 PETS PARADISE$390 $650. No app or pet fee. 1 & 2BR, privacy fenced. SW. 352-331-2099 9-9-1119-2 Roommates a Hassle? Move into your own downtown apt! www.ArlingtonSquare.org Studios and 1Bdrms starting at $599! Check availability now! 338-0002 12-7-11-74-2 HISTORIC APTS Downtown Pleasant St Historic District. 1-3BRs avail now & fall. Ceiling fans, porches, wd flrs, some w/ W/D. ALSO we have 2 & 3BR homes. Cats ok, no dogs.1st, last, sec. aprleve@aol.com 538-1550 9-16-11-20-2 3BR, 2BA, Condo Unit, Ground Floor, Kitchen & living area; Swimming pool & tennis courts; The Sparrow; $700.00 per month. Call Cristen at 352-514-6222 9-19-11-20-2 Near UF Campus The Baxter House Historic spacious 2 story brick, 4BR/2BA. Custom built with many beautiful, unique features; all the amenities NPets, NS, $2000/ month obo + util. Call 275 1259 9-19-1120-2 2BD/2BA townhouse, full W/D, huge closets, tile and laminate flooring, fenced backyard, pet friendly, near UF, very clean, section 8 accepted. $725/mo 2911 SW 38th place (954) 439-2076 2BR/1BA Cent heat mobile home. Shady lot, laundry room. From $290 to $400/mo. Includes water. No pets. 1st month half price! Vacant lots also available. 4546 NW 13th St. 376-5887 9-20-20-2 Spectacular 3BR, Lakefront Condo 1 mile south of UF and Shands recently renovated, $1400 month pool, clubhouse, 2500 s.f. + garage available immediately (352) 262-2871 9-2111-20-2 Historic House walk to UF.2703 NW 2nd Ave.Central h/a,screened porch,private parking,laundry with w/d.perfect for grad student or professional.No pets.1st,last sec.$40 app fee. $795 mo. 352-332-5836 9-15-1116-2 3 blocks to UF Gatornest $550 Only 3 left Bike to UF Centerpoint $450Only1 left 4BR/2BA House directly across from Law School W/D, DW, cent AC/heat 2392 NW 2nd Avenue Call for details No application fee, most pets ok. E.F.N. Properties, 352-371-3636 or www.efnproperties.com 9-8-11-10-2 The PolosONE MONTH FREE Move In By September 15th Call For Details! 352-335-7656 www.thepolosuf.com 12-7-11-68-2 $750/mo so close to campus! 2 bed/2.5 bath. New flooring. Private baths & closets. Pool community on bus line. Inside laundry. No pets, NS, 1st & sec. Call Tasya Williamson today! Focus Real Estate Group 246-8591 9-12-11-3-2 Spacious 3br/2ba/2cg home in Blues Creek, huge Mbr/ba w/walk-in closet,cent ac/heat w/sec sys,internet hookup, all appls, W/D, $1200/mo, 7953 NW 48 way, call 954-8057827, 561-912-6223, billyo110708@att.net 9-20-11-10-2 Roommate Matching HERE Oxford Manor 377-2777 The Landings 336-3838 The Laurels 335-4455 Greenwich Green 372-8100 Hidden Lake 374-3866 12-7-74-4 COLLEGE ROOMS STARTING AT $385.00 MONTH, UTILITIES INCLUDED, NO MOVE IN COST. WE DO SEMESTER LEASING, Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 9-26-11-78-4 Big house near midtown/law school, all amenities/yard. Rooms from $300/mo. Call John at scipub: 373-5630. 9-13-11-5-4 NEW CONDOS-WALK TO UFFor Info on ALL Condo for Sale, Visit www.UFCONDOS.COM or Matt Price, University Realty, 352-281-3551 12-7-74-5 BED QUEEN $120 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still in plastic. Call 352-372-7490 will deliver. 12-7-11-74-6 BED FULL SIZE $100 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic w/warranty. Can deliver. Call 352377-9846 12-7-11-74-6 MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT $400 Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must sell. Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-3727490 12-7-11-74-6 BED KING $200 PILLOWTOP mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never been used, in plastic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can deliver. 12-7-74-6 BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can deliver. Retail $4500, must sell, sacrifice $850 (352) 372-7490 12-7-74-6 SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 12-7-74-6 FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/ mattress. New, in box. $160 332-9899 ___________________________________. DINETTE SET 5pc $120 Brand new in box. Never used. 352-377-9846 12-7-74-6 **BEDS ALL BRAND NEW** **Full $100 Queen $125 King $200** Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name matching sets not used or refurbished. Still in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516. 12-7-74-6 BEDQUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mattress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver. $130 352-377-9846. 12-7-74-6 BEDROOM SET$300 BRAND NEW Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 12-7-11-74-6 BED SET TWIN $49 FULL $69 QUEEN $89 KING $99 352-376-0953 4390 SW 20TH AVE 10-611-30-6 COMPUTER & LAPTOP REPAIRS Network specialists We buy computers and laptops Working and Non-working 378-4009, 607 NW 13th Street 12-7-70-7 CASH FOR ELECTRONICS WORKING OR NOT! IPODS, SMARTPHONES, TABLETS, GAMING SYSTEMS, LAPTOPS & MORE. WE ALSO DO REPAIRS! TECHMODO 6450 SW ARCHER RD 352 872 5881 9-9-7-8 PARKINGPrivate, Secure, Guaranteed. 60 sec to UF. Reserve now! Reasonable rates. 352-5382181. Can leave mssg. 12-7-11-74-10 UF SURPLUS EQUIPMENT AUCTIONS are underway... bikes, computers, printers, vehicles & more. All individuals interested in bidding go to: surplus.ufl.edu 392-0370 12-7-10-74-10GOATS FOR SALECharlie 352-278-1925 12-7-74-10

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ALLIGATOR3 FAMILY YARD SALE Furniture, dishes, microwave, m&f bicycles, many items & antiques. Sat., Sept 10, 8am5pm Rolling Oaks Estates between Trenton & Newberry 6170 SE 70th St. 472-3890 9-9-2-10 WWW.RPMMOTORCYCLES.COM FULL SERVICE MOTORCYCLE SCOOTER REPAIR. 12TH YEAR IN GVILLE. OEM & AFTERMARKET PARTS. BEST TIRE PRICES IN TOWN. 352-377-6974 12-774-11 12-7-11-74-11 NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS Now carrying Vespa Scooters! Great Scooters, Service & Prices! 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 www.NS4L.com 12-7-11-74-11 SCOOTER REPAIRNew Scooters 4 Less has LOW repair rates! Will repair any make/model. Close to UF! Pick-ups avail. Cheap oil changes!! 336-1271 12-7-11-74-11 Road Rat Motors Largest Scooter Store in Town! Run by Gator Grads! New scooters starting at $899. 1yr Parts AND labor warranties included. 3766275 RoadRatMotors.com 12-7-11-74-11 Road Rat Motors is Gvilles #1 service facility. We repair ALL brands of scooters. Pickups available. Lowest labor rates around. Quickest turnaround time. Run by Gator Grads so we know how to treat our customers! 376-6275 12-7-11-74-11 Road Rat Motors is giving away TWO scooters to our Facebook friends, one at end of Summer B, another in Fall. "Like" our FB page for more details about the giveaway. facebook.com/RoadRatMotors 9-12-1124-11SCOOTER RENTALSRent for a day, week, month or semester. Students can rent to own! 352-336-1271 www.gainesvillescooterrentals.com 12-7-11-74-11 CARS CARS BuySellTrade Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars 3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150 12-7-74-12 WE BUY JUNK CARSTitles Only. Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3151 12-7-1174-12 I BUY CARS & TRUCKSCall Anytime 352-339-51589-30-11-21-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES BACK TO SCHOOL SALE! PRICES SLASHED!!!! NO CREDIT CHECKS!!!! 352-338-1999 12-7-74-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO CREDIT CHECKS CASH VEHICLES $999 & UP! 352-338-1999 12-7-74-12 92 EAGLE TALON $999 89 FORD BRONCO $999 94 FORD TAURUS $999 96 HONDA ACCORD $1499 352-338-1999 12-7-74-12 96 CADILLAC DEVILLE $1999 95 NISSAN 200SX $1999 98 FORD F250 $2500 02 CHEVY BLAZER $4999 352-338-1999 12-7-74-12 96 TOYOTA CAMRY $1999 98 PONTIAC GRAND AM $1999 01 DODGE NEON $1999 00 OLDS ALERO $2500 352-338-1999 12-7-74-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES CERTIFIED USED VEHICLES NO CREDIT CHECK MOVE VEHICLES $500 & UP! 352-375-9090 12-7-74-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES BACK TO SCHOOL SALE! PRICES SLASHED!!!! NO CREDIT CHECK! 352-375-9090 12-7-74-12 03 HONDA CIVIC $8900 04 HONDA ACCORD $8999 03 MITS ECLIPSE $7999 05 TOYOTA CAMRY $10999 352-375-9090 12-7-74-12 02 NISSAN XTERRA $8999 07 SUZUKI VITARA $12999 04 HONDA ODYSSEY $9999 05 SUZUKI XLT $9999 352-375-9090 12-7-74-122008 Dodge Dakota6 cylinder 4 door SXT. 50,000 miles is a steal at $14,500. Call: 352-575-4103 9-13-116-12 LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS: Gold Diamonds Gems Class Rings ETC Top Cash $$$ or Trade OZZIES FINE JEWELRY 352-318-4009. 12-7-74-13 UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 12-7-74-13 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5053 if interested. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 9-8-11-74-13 St. Francis House is a homeless shelter and soup kitchen located in downtown Gainesville and we are looking for help from volunteers like you. St. Francis House is in need of donations such as personal hygiene items and household cleaners such as bleach and liquid Lysol. If you are interested in helping, please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or by e-mail at sfhcoor@stfranchis.cfcoxmail.com $$ CASH PAID, $500 OR MORE $$ FOR JUNK CARS & TRUCKS RUNNING OR NOT, ANY CONDITION SAME DAY PICK UP. FREE TOWING NO TITLE NEEDED. CALL 352-771-6191 10-11-11-30-13 This newspaper assumes no responsibility for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money.

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14, ALLIGATOR ACCOUNTING CLERKThe Business Office at The Alligator has an open position for an Accounting Clerk. Applicant must be a currently enrolled student, majoring in Accounting or Business Administration. Duties include operating Quickbooks accounting system to work with accounts receivables and accounts payables. Other duties consist of manipulating Excel spreadsheets, answering phones, and general office duties. Organization and a great attitude is a necessity. Candidate should be able to work 10-15 hrs per week and commit to a 1 year term. Please submit resume, along with a cover letter to: Mail: Business Office, The Independent Florida Alligator PO Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Email: mbell@alligator.org What's black and white and read all over?? The Independent Florida Alligator Be part of the sales team of the largest college newspaper in the country by applying to be aPAID SALES REPIf you are a UF or SFC student available to work 15-20 hours a week this fall, and are eager to gain valuable sales experience, stop by the Alligator, 1105 W. University Avenue, to fill out an application and class schedule or email resume to soconnor@alligator.org. We will contact you for an interview opportunity to get your career jump started! EEO/AA. The Independent Florida AlligatorIT DepartmentIs now accepting applications for aSTUDENT INTERNIf you are a student able to work 4-10 hours per week this fall and are eager to gain valuable hands-on experience in desktop support and network infrastructure, then stop by the Alligator, 1105 W University Ave, M-F, 9am-4pm to fill out an application. Please include available work schedule, references, and resume. EEO/AA. BARTENDING$300 A DAY POTENTIALNo experience necessary, training provided. 800-965-6520 ext 138 12-7-11-74-14 Students in Accounting, Aviation, Business/ Sales and computer science needed for various positions. Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/employment 12-7-1174-14 $STUDENTS GET CASH ON THE SPOT$ For gently used clothing/accessories & furniture. No appt.necessary! Sandys Savvy Chic Resale Boutique 2906 NW 13th St. 3721226 sandysresale.com 12-7-11-74-14 DOMINOS PIZZA NOW HIRINGClosing Drivers. $100/night Guaranteed. Apply at gatordominos.com 9-30-11-34-14 WEB COURSE ASSISTANTS wanted to help faculty with course websites. Applicants must be familiar with Dreamweaver, CSS and Photoshop. Be prepared to present samples of your work. Fulland part-time positions are available. Pay starts at $10.00 per hour. basharat@ufl.edu, online application at http://citt.ufl.edu/contact.php. 9-9-11-17-14 TUTORS NEEDED 1-on-1 tutoring at-risk K-12th grade students. $10/hr. 1-4 afternoons/wk. 15-20 min drive from campus. UF Fed Wk Study Permit req for emp. Volunteers welcome. Contact Sally at st23@cox.net 9-12-11-15-14 Flashbacks buys, trades, and consigns clothing, jewelry, shoes and purses. We pay $. We buy name brands, mall brands, indie, punk, goth, urban, prep, hippie, retro, and costume. 509 NW 10th Ave. 352-375-3752 12-7-74-14 UF Survey Research Center Now hiring for fall semester! Telephone Interviewers: NO SALES $8.50-$9.00/hr + Bonus Great Resume Builder (352) 392-2908 Ext: 105 720 SW 2nd Ave Suite 156 9-9-11-15-14 STUDENTPAYOUTS.COMPaid survey takers needed. Gainesville. 100% FREE to join. Click on Surveys 127-11-73-14 MEDICAL OFFICEPre-med student. Shifts avail for 1-9:30pm, M-F. Wkend hrs vary. 15-20 hrs/wk Fax resume & availability to 373-2230 9-13-1115-14 Centerplate Part-Time Jobs! Event Supervisors Warehouse Runners Cashiers Apply in person at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium Monday-Friday 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM www.centerplate.eventbrite.com (352) 692-6244 9-23-11-17-14 Busy Dermatology Office seeking assistant to learn all aspects of billing, collections, accounts payable and receivable, appointment scheduling and front office management. Ideal for seniors obtaining a business BA or similar degree. Part-time position leading to possible full-time with management potential. Email resume to ofmgrbeers@aol.com. 9-9-10-14 SANDYS SAVVY CHIC RESALE BOUTIQUE NOW HIRING. Great working environment. PT/FT positions available. $7.50/hr + incentives. 352-372-1226 2906 NW 13th St 9-9-11-10-14g Maintenance Supervisor FT AC cert. w/4 yrs. apt. maint. exp. Must have own tools & truck. Salary commensurate with exp. DFWP Apply in person 2770 NW 43rd St., Ste. B 12-7-11-69-14 Leasing Agent FT/PT Friendly, energetic person. Exp. preferred. 20-40 hrs./wk. hourly & bonus. Great benefit pkg. Must be avail. weekend. Apply in person Spyglass Apts 701 SW 62nd Blvd. DFWP 12-7-11-69-14 Property Manager PT Organized, motivated, outgoing person for PT position at small apt. community. Must be avail. M-F 1-6, Sat. 10-2. Apply in person 2770 NW 43rd St, Ste B DFWP 12-7-11-69-14 Earn $1000-$3200 per month to drive our cars with ads. www.FreeCarJobs.com 11-18-11-57-14 Florida Football Drink Seller! Tremendous Cash in a Short Time! Yes it is a work out! Apply in person at Concessions Office Gate 18 BHG Stadium 9-23-11-17-14 LIFEGUARD.$12.00 PER HOUR. REQUIRES CERTIFICATION.20 HRS/WK ON 3 DAY WKNDS. ADD'L HRS MAY BE AVAIL. ADULT-MALE PATIENTS IN MAX SECURITY MENTAL HLTH FAC DURING POOL REC THERAPY.CONTACT GRADY CARTHON(352)375-8484 9-14-10-14 PHONE REPS NEEDED ASAPFlexible Shifts, Must be Articulate and Reliable 371-5888 X111 or 6020 NW 4th Pl, Ste G 9-30-21-14 Personal assistant: 5 hours/Monday. Must have car, GPS, driver's license, fluent English. Computer & website skills. Cleaning and organizing skills. Email info@gviolins.com. 9-13-11-8-14 MEDICAL ASSISTANTPT or FT for a doctor's office. Experience preferred. Email resume to: snpohani@gmail.com 9-8-11-5-14 Wanted: Head Lacrosse Coach for boys varsity at Gainesville High School. Playing exp. a must. Fax resume to C.J. Boulware: 352955-7283. Info: 352-955-6707x289 / boulwarecj@gm.sbac.edu 9-30-11-20-14 Micanopy Animal Hospital is looking for an experienced head veterinary technician with supervisory skills. Duties include: Ordering, inventory management, scheduling, training, and personnel management. Apply online at www.MicanopyAnimalHospital.com. 9-911-5-14 MARTIAL ARTS INSTRUCTOR WANTED! For growing tkd school in Gainesville. Friendly, energetic person. Experience preferred. Leave message at (352)375-0700. 9-2311-14-14 PT position at doggie daycare. Must have basic dog handling and behavior knowledge,exceptional customer service skills, and can't be afraid of getting dirty. Previous experience working with animals preferred. Apply in person at 3749 SW 42nd ave. Call for more info 376-9544 9-8-113-14 Doorstep Delivery seeks delivery drivers! Flexible schedule, perfect job for students looking for extra $. Very busy during game weekends! Must be 21+ with a clean driving record. Please call 352.224.3090 for more details. 9-21-11-10-14 Participants wanted for Perception Study. Ages 18-35, Native English Speakers with normal hearing. $10 compensation for participation. Contact Krista at spl.ufl@gmail.com. Study begins September 15th. 9-21-10-14 IMPORT AUTO REPAIR. 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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG QuotableWe tell him every day he cant catch.Jon Bostic UF linebacker (on Jelani Jenkins dropped interception)Tickets AvailableSingle-game tickets for the UAB game this Saturday remain on sale. Tickets will be sold on a Hall of Fame be inducted into the UF Athletic Hall of Fame. This years inductees TYLER JETTGators defensive coordinator Dan Quinn was pleased with his units overall performance in the season opener last weekend, when Florida held FAU to 137 total yards. But Quinn added that the defensive line needs to create more havoc on pass plays. He doesnt measure the teams pass rush exclusively on sacks (Florida had two Saturday); instead he looks at pressures, hits on the quar terback and passes tipped at the line. We had a couple of missed opportunities for some big plays on the QB, Quinn said. He also pointed out that the Gators allowed the opposing quarterback to escape the pocket and scramble a couple of times last Saturday, implying the pass rush was uneven. Thats part of pass rush, too, he said. One rusher got too high and another one was too low and it created an escape lane. Affecting the quarterback will be more important this week than it was in the season opener, as UABs Bryan Ellis threw for 2,940 yards in nine starts last season. FAU signal caller Graham Wilbert had thrown five career passes prior to Saturdays loss. Expansion talk: With the Southeastern Conference presidents voting unanimously to accept Texas A&M as a new member of the SEC on Tuesday night, plenty of coaches were asked their opinions on the potential move during the football teleconference Wednesday morning. Whatever (UF President Ber nie) Machen and our administration decide, Ill support, coach Will Muschamp said. A&Ms got a great tradition and its an outstanding program. I really think were headed to the 16team leagues eventually. I think there will be four of them at some point. Big 12 commissioner Dan Beebe sent a letter to SEC commissioner Mike Slive on Friday stating the Big 12s board of directors would not pursue litigation if the SEC accepted Texas A&M. After voting to accept A&M, the SEC presidents were informed that one university (presumably Baylor) was protesting the move, Machen said in a statement. Late Wednesday, ESPN.com reported that in fact presidents from every Big 12 school except for Oklahoma would refuse to waive their rights to litigation, meaning Texas A&Ms path to the SEC could be less smooth than originally anticipated. Taylor impressing: While he didnt make an impact until the second half Saturday, middle linebacker Michael Taylor drew rave reviews from starter Jon Bostic. Taylor contributed one assist and two solo tackles against the Owls, including one of the hardest hits of the evening. On a 1st-and-10 in the fourth quarter, Taylor exploded past the line and brought down running back Damian Fortner two yards deep in the backfield. He attacks real well, Bostic said. When he sees it, hes just going to go; hes going to pull the trigger. Injuries: Tight end A.C. Leonard (rehabbing from torn meniscus in knee) is the only Gator out for Saturdays game, Muschamp said Wednesday. The coach said earlier in the week that wide receiver Omarius Hines (hamstring) is probable while cornerback Jeremy Brown (knee) and receiver Robert Clark (hamstring) are questionable. Receiver Deonte Thompson, who exited Saturdays game after taking a hit to the back of the head, has practiced this week, receiver Frankie Hammond said Wednesday. Contact Tyler Jett at tjett@alligator.orgBrett Le Blanc / Alligator StaffGators defensive coordinator Dan Quinn said the defensive line missed some opportunites for sacks against FAU. Quinn highlighted the pass rush as an area that needs to improve this Saturday. END OF GREGULATIONAm I crazy to think UAB might actually have a shot Saturday? Even when Florida opened last season with a historically anemic perfor mance against a patsy from the Mid-Amer ican Conference, it still beat Miami (Ohio) by 22. Coincidentally, thats the margin by which Florida is favored against UAB, a Conference USA team that went 4-8 last year. But here are the 10 biggest reasons I think Florida should be on upset alert: 1. UAB is a lot better than it seems. This team lost four games by one score or less in 2010 and is returning 16 starters. 2. Blazers head coach Neil Callaway. needs to win now, or hes likely gone. 3. UAB is unveiling a new defensive scheme with Tommy West calling the shots. Since Saturday marks UABs opener, a lot of what hes going to do is a mystery. Charlie Weis said hes using both for UF to digest. 4. UAB will test Floridas weakness. The Blazers will air it out in a pass-happy fective with returning starter Bryan Ellis at quarterback. Without question, Floridas most shaky, or at least most unproven, position group is the secondary. With Jeremy Brown still probable-to-questionable, the Gators could be forced to lean heavily on four players who never started before this season and one Moses Jenkins. Not a great scenario. 5. No heat off the edge. One area Muschamp tagged as a weakness from Saturday was the outside pass rush. UF can expect UABs offensive line to set up with wide splits, making that task even 6. Florida could suffer a letdown. The Gators have been running the two-scrubsthen-Tennessee open to the season for a while now, and history shows theyve been equally dominant against both softies. But this is a new, young group that was under enormous pressure to look good in Week 1 following last years struggles. Now that this hurdle has been cleared, it wouldnt be a stretch if they had their sights set on Tennessee rather than UAB. 7. UFs defensive tackles could never match Saturdays effort. Floridas big men in the middle looked like world-beaters last weekend. Dominique Easley, Jaye Howard and the rest of the gang lived in the backabout it. UAB isnt that bad. The Blazers and a Rimington Trophy watch list center in Darion Smith. If they can convert just Ten reasons why UAB can pull off the upset in The SwampFlorida seeking better pass rush on Saturday Greg Lucatwitter: @gregluca When [Taylor] sees it, hes just going to go; hes going to pull the trigger.Jon BosticUF linebackerseeSEE GREG, Page AGE 16

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JOE MORGANAlligator WriterUnroe receives honor: UF to play in California: ALLIGATOR Brett Le Blanc / Alligator StaffFlorida defensive specialist Taylor Unroe (55) was named Southeastern Conference Freshman of the Week on Tuesday after recording nine assists in 44 digs in four Gators wins last week. 8. No Floyd, big problem. 9. The Swamp wont have its familiar sting. 10. UAB has a new kicker. Contact Greg Luca at gluca@alligator.org. GREG, from page 15Underclassmen playing large role for Gators UF Volleyball



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VOLUME 106 ISSUE 13 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 Today We Inform. You Decide.Not officially associated with the University of Florida Published by Campus Communications, Inc. of Gainesville, Florida Zipcar program getting new Ford car modelsEditorial: Stupid Florida laws should be done away withBestiality and cohabitation should not be on the books, pg 6. Volleyball player receives awardTaylor Unroe one of several underclassmen contributing for the Gators won the SECs Freshman of the Week award, pg. 16. 88 /66 FORECAST 2 OPINIONS 6 the AVENUE 7 CLASSIFIEDS 11 CROSSWORD 13 SPORTS 15 THE SOCIAL IS HELD FOR BRIGHT FUTURES STUDENTS. AUDREYANNA LOGUERRE Alligator Contributing Writer The stroll through the Plaza of the Americas today will be much cooler thanks to UF and the Florida Lottery. From 11 a.m. to noon, the two groups will host a free ice cream social for new and returning Bright Futures recipients. Florida Lottery has held an ice cream social at UF, said Cynthia OConnell, secretary of the Florida Lottery and former UF Trustee. OConnell said she originally Affairs with the idea, and she hopes students know how much the Florida Lottery is proud of the work they are doing at UF. Students who attend can learn more about the connection between Bright Futures and the Florida Lottery, she said. The Florida Lottery funds 90 percent of Bright Futures scholarships, and that donation aids about 500,000 students throughout Florida, OConnell said. Winn-Dixie will donate about 600 servings of ice cream. In addition to receiving free ice cream, students can enter to win prizes such as T-shirts and movie passes. recipients to check in and say Scholarship recipients receive free ice creamSEE ICE CREAM, PAGE 5 Aundre Larrow / Alligator Staff exhibit will be open to the public until Sept. 13. Read the full story on Page 4. PHILANTHROPY EMILY MORROW Alligator Writer Gerald Kish was a movie He had a crazy tie collection, and the perfect story for every occasion. He touched the lives of friends, coworkers, students and community members alike during his life. Last Friday, while scuba diving in Cozumel, Mexico, Kish suffered a heart attack underwater and drowned, according to a Mexican medical examiners report. He was 54. In Gainesville, Kish worked as an adjunct professor for UF, teaching courses in public speaking, argumentation, comedy and pop culture. He was one of the few teachers Ive had in college who actually cared about each individual student, said Greg Taylor, a public relations junior who took a business communications course with Kish. He was a great guy. Kish also worked at the North Florida Evaluation and Treatment Center a facility for people who are judged incompetent to proceed to trial or who have been found not guilty by reason of insanity. Here, he was the director of continuity of care, orchestrating patients admissions and discharges from the center. He made living and care arrangements for the patients who were released back into the community. Kish had phenomenal speaking and people skills, making him very good at dealing with patients, said Bill Baxter, the centers administrator. mor he could tell a joke better than anyone else, Baxter said. He could speak on any subject at the drop of a hat. Even if he made it all up, it would still be convincing. Kish worked hard to better the lives of mentally ill people involved in the criminal justice system by teaching attorneys, judges, mental health providaround the state about the forensic mental health system. In Alachua County, he helped establish the Crisis Intervention Team training that hundreds of Professor dies while scuba diving Kish SAMANTHA SHAVELL Alligator Contributing Writer Beat FSU! is the idea behind Operation Cover-Up Gainesville, a new UF Student Alumni Association community-service project. A different kind of match-up, the clothing drive was launched Sept. 1 as a competition between UF and Florida State University to see which university could collect the most donations before the UF-FSU football game. We thought that competing against FSU would bring a friendly competitive spirit while providing valuable the Alumni Associations director of membership and marketing. Bragging rights are also involved, she said. The winning university will be recognized Nov. 26 during the UF-FSU football game. Clothes can be dropped off until Nov. 22 at Emerson Hall, 1938 W. University Ave., Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Donations also are accepted during any SAA BEAT T-shirt giveaway or at any Gainesville Dominos Pizza location. The clothes will be donated to local charities, including the Salvation Army and St. Francis House. Childrens clothes will be sent to students at underprivileged elemenUF, FSU race to collect clothing He taught public speakingSEE COVER-UP, PAGE 5 SEE OBITUARY, PAGE 3 Relient K will headline one of Floridas biggest music festivals. See story, Page 7.

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News Today Subscription Rates: One Semester (Fall or Spring) $18 Summer Semester $10 Two Semesters (Fall or Spring) $35 Full Year (All Semesters) $40The Independent Florida Alligator is a student newspaper serving the University of Florida, pubThe Alligator The Alligator is The Alligator VOLUME 106 ISSUE 13 ISSN 0889-2423 The Alligator The Alligator 2, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 TODAYFORECAST WHATS HAPPENINGRegistration for Intramural Cornhole Tournament Today through Sept. 23 Register online Dont miss the opportunity to compete in the Intramural Cornhole Tournament at Southwest Recreation Center. Registration ends Sept. 23 at 5 p.m. The tournament will take place Sept. 30. There is no fee to participate. Only a valid Gator 1 Card is needed. Registration for the event is available online, and for more information, please visit recsports.ufl.edu/intramuralsports/events-tournaments/ cornhole-tournament. First Meeting of Be Real Today, 7 p.m. Reitz Union 357 fore. Please model your submissions after above events. Improperly formatted Whats Happening submissions may not appear in the paper. Press releases will not appear in the paper. Be Real is a new student organization on campus focused on combating eating disorders. The first meeting will feature a guest speaker, Dr. Dizney, who will speak about eating disorders and have an open discussion. Got something going on? Want to see it in this space? Send an email with Whats Happening in the subject line to jflechas@alligator. org by 5 p.m. the day be-PARTLY CLOUDY 88/66 THUNDER STORMS 88/68 THUNDER STORMS 90/70 THUNDER STORMS 91/72 THUNDER STORMS 89/71 MONDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY FRIDAY

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 ALLIGATOR, 3 Courtesy to the AlligatorGerald Kish, an adjunct professor at UF, died last Friday while scuba diving in Mexico. This photo was taken at a public-speaking forum on March 26, 2009.through to be better prepared to handle a situation involving adults or children with mental illnesses. Baxter said Alachua County Sheriff Sadie Dar nell called him Tuesday to let him know how important Kishs work was to the community and how much he will be missed. He was so doggone cool, said Kellie Roberts, the interim director for UFs Dial Center for Written and Oral Communication and Kishs longtime friend. He was one of the smartest guys Ive ever known. She described him as one of those people who could relate to anybody. If you met him on a bus, before you got off youd be his buddy, she said. He had so many friends. She wasnt exaggerating. Earlier this week, a man emailed Roberts to express his shock and condolences he had eaten dinner with Kish only one time. He was an absolutely marvelous human being in every sense of the word, said the woman who answered the phone at the North Florida Evaluation and Treatment Center. He was my walking Google. Everyone has a short list of people they know they can count on no matter what, Roberts said. And with the passing of her friend of 30 years I have one less person on that list. Kish is survived by his mother and his two sisters. Roberts said she expects the memorial service to take place sometime in October.Professor remembered as walking Google OBITUARY, from page 1 If you met him on a bus, before you got off youd be his buddy.Kellie RobertsInterim Director for UFs Dial Center for Written and Oral Communication

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THE NATURE-THEMED EXHIBIT IS IN THE GALLERY IN THE REITZ UNION. KATHERINE GREENEAlligator Contributing WriterWaves of sweet basil, the feeling of grains beneath ones feet and soil buried deep into the cracks and crevices of the skin are all forms of art, according to two With their art installation, Opposing Growth, Rachael Kerley, 29, a student in the department of art and technology, and Giang Lien Pham, 25, a sculpture student, hope to change the average The exhibit, which is held in of the Reitz Union, begins at 7 Guests are welcome to smell and taste herbs, walk barefoot across exhibits and take home sprouts growing hydroponically Youre not a detached viewer inviting action, and in that we are pieces all intertwined by themes the pieces, an herb garden, represents the trend of urban gardening and a return to knowing food One of the main inspirations behind the exhibit was the lack of human interaction with the enviIts alive, and our connection That is a big part of the thread that runs through each piece: trying to connect to this living entity After collaborating on previous projects, Kerley and Pham realized they had similar goals and views regarding contemporary and instillation art and wanted to showcase this viewpoint to the The artists feel so strongly about the human interaction involved with their work that they walked across one of the exhibits, I really like works that are interactive and works that the audience can touch and feel, Pham that art should be portioned off, or roped off and viewed from a distance, but I like the intimate The exhibit will remain open to the public, free of charge, until I want to make this exhibition Its not just another opening where you go and view it, and the and there is something happenKATHERINE KOPOTIC Alligator Contributing Writer have reached an agreement to and Ford will introduce college students to the new Ford Focus and Ford Escape models and alThe Ford-model cars are not as well, which is another factor believed to draw college students According to a press release sent Wednesday by Matt Camer on, member services associate for pany will feature Ford models on to rent the new Ford-model cars on an hourly or daily basis without the added cost of gas and car insurance because these features will be included in the rental Students, faculty and staff can Gainesville residents not afMore information can be 4, ALLIGATOR Zipcar to add new Ford models to inventoryInteractive art exhibit opens today We always have this idea that art should be portioned off, or roped off and viewed from a distance, but I like the intimate experience. Giang Lien Pham sculpture student

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Bright Futures Scholarships are funded by the Florida Lottery will receive free T-shirts. OConnell, Student Senate President Micah Lewis and Interim Vice President for Student Affairs Dave Kratzer are all scheduled to speak. Mariel Manuel, a freshman biology major and a Bright Futures recipient, cant attend but said shes never been to an event that has celebrated Bright Future students. I think its a good idea because students worked hard to get Bright Futures, and its getting harder each year, so its good the lottery is supporting them, Manuel said. Myra Morgan, the director of external relations for the UF Division of Student Affairs, said she encourages all students in the area to stop by. Its a way for students to understand how the Bright Futures is funded, meet Secretary OConnell and get free ice cream, she said. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 ALLIGATOR, 5 ICE CREAM, from page 1Campus leaders slated to speakMonetary donations, gift cards also acceptedStudents who dont want to donate clothes can give money or gift cards that will go toward purchasing new clothes. In previous years, the Student Alumni Association has done a food drive during the fall semester. This will be Operation We brought back a variety of community-service project ideas from a recent conference for student alumni associations, and the concept of Operation Cover-Up Gainesville came from that, Johnson said. One student is already getting excited about the prospect of beating FSU. Telecommunications sophomore Kelsey Branz said she has a lot of clothes she will be donating to the drive. I went through my old clothes this summer and was going to donate them to Goodwill, but this is a cause of equal stature, she said. Besides, were obviously going to beat FSU in football, so we might as well beat them in the clothing drive, too. COVER-UP, from page 1 THE COURSE HAS NOT BEEN OFFERED SINCE MAY 2009. KATE FELDMANAlligator Contributing Writer The Openwater Scuba Diving class at UF has resurfaced this fall. The class was canceled in May 2009 because it no longer of Heath and Human Perfor mance, said Cheryl Thacker, the courses former director. The program itself was well-attended and highly desired, Thacker said. It has been restored in a new light and new direction. The class was reopened as part of the School of Forest Resources and Conservation by professor Douglas Marcinek, who said he saw the oppor tunity to propose a new series of courses that focused on the search divers. The diving class works in collaboration with the UF Gator Scuba Club, which educates students on diver safety. UF also offers Advanced Scuba Diving, Scuba Diving Leadership 1 and Scuba Diving Leadership 2. Each course introduces divers to new methods and dive locations and prepares students for DiOur focus is on offering our students the highest level of training available anywhere, Marcinek said, and, in turn, demanding from them the effort required so that we are producing the safest and most competent divers of any program on the planet.UF scuba diving class returns this fallJohnson It has been restored in a new light and new direction.Cheryl Thackercourses former director

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Reader responseVote or post a message at www.alligator.orgThe views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator .The Alligator will be withheld if the writer shows just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to letters@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Columns of about 450 words about original topics and editorial cartoons are also welcome. Questions? Call 352-376-4458. Column EditorialTHURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS Elizabeth Behrman EDITOR Joey Flechas MANAGING EDITOR Justin Hayes OPINIONS EDITOR Todays question: Are you going to the ice cream social for Bright Futures recipients? Wednesdays question: Have you ever plagiarized or cheated on an assignment?69 TOTAL VOTES48% YES 52% NOLawfully ludicrousFlorida should get rid of silly lawsI S Alex Guilmartin is a psychology and pre-law senior. His column appears on Thursdays.We shouldnt wear a mask on the Web Alex Guilmartinletters@alligator.org

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theA v enue THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/THE_AVENUE Flip over to page 9 to get a glimpse of a book that can help you live a cheaper live style (chaching!) Twit Pick @ConanOBrien: Younger people can never understand how much hard work it took to laugh at strangers before @YouTube. Click This Be sure to check out our blogs online, updated daily Monday through Friday, at alligator.org/blogs. BRITTANY AND ERICA TALTOS GIVE THEIR SIDE OF THE STORY. AMANDA COHENAvenue Contributing WriterThe world watched as The Gator Nation I walked into a bar with a friend, and With MTV now selling twinning TNo, twinning is not Twinning is dressing the ALYSSA HOLCOMBAvenue Writer Matt Thiessen, lead singer of alternative band Relient K, want to headline the events and who we want to showcase Photo courtesy of Universal Orlando ResortRelient K will be a headliner on Saturday at this years Rock the Universe at Universal Orlando Resort. Other headlin ers for the two-day event include Switchfoot, Anberlin, Casting Crowns, Third Day and David Crowder Band. Rock the Universe gains crossover appeal with mainstream acts Twinning UF students on Jersey Shore speak out SEE JERSEY SHORE, P AGE 8 music The Situation we played Rock the Universe.Matt Thiessenlead singer of Relient K

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8, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011Amanda Cohen / Alligator Twinning UF seniors Erica Taltos, left, and Brittany Taltos pose for a pic The Taltos twins talk haters, have a reality show in the worksapologize for it. I own it, she said. Im waiting for the person I love. As far as Brittanys sexual escapades go, she denied having sex with Mike The Situation Sorrenwith being his second choice. If you tell me Im the whole package, Id be offended, she said. Who wants to be The Situations whole package? Not me. professor telling her to revoke her contract with MTV. I called my lawyer, she said. Professor Norman Lewis, who accompanied the 90 students in Florence, refused to comment on the situation at hand. The bigger picture here is that the month-long study abroad trip that Dr. Mike Weigold designed and led was one of the most amazing educational experiences Ive ever had and an academic highlight for dozens of students, he said. Lawyer-ing up proved a point for Brittany, as UF revoked its decision to punish anyone who decided to participate in the MTV show. Following her sisters lead, Erica signed the contract the next day. It was the best time of my entire life; I dont regret it one bit, Brittany said. Besides having a reality show in the works, Twins B&E, as their Facebook fan page is called, the two put school on the back burner for a few Now were making something of it, Erica said. Were not going to end as the whores who starred on Jersey Shore. And in response to the haters? Theyre too worried about what other people are doing, Erica said. It was our Spring Break in Italy. We made it to class every day. We made As in our classes. We didnt do anything illegal, and we shouldnt be chastised for it. Your comments go over my head, Brittany said. You clearly have a bad mindset, and youre never going to get through life. JERSEY SHORE, from page 7 Were not going to end as the whores who starred on Jersey Shore.Erica TaltosUF student Amanda Cohen / Alligator Erica Taltos said she and her twin, Brittany,

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 ALLIGATOR, 9Photo coutesy of Seven Footer PressYoung, Broke and Beautiful: Broke-Ass Stuarts Guide to Liv ing Cheaply is a gold mine for money-saving tips. AMY STUART Avenue WriterBroke-Ass Stuart Schuffman is not afraid to call you out. He uses every curse word in the book. He offends you for your bad spending habits and bluntly calls you a dumbass for your idiotic purchases. But, while you might feel insecure about your latest buy or offended by his ridicule, his book, Young, Broke and Beautiful: Broke-Ass Stuarts Guide to Living Cheaply, is the Holy Grail for college students. Targeting all the ways people spend money, Schuffman unravels his knowledge from years of travel and experience in a neatly organized, 222page guidebook. From drinking and eating to dating and traveling, Schuffman posts all his secrets on how to save every goddamn dime youre worth. You might know Schuffman from his earlier guidebooks based on saving money in New York and San Francisco, or you may have seen him on the Independent Film Channel this summer in his new critically acclaimed TV show, Young, Broke and Beautiful. With aspirations to be a travel writer, Schuffman started out in San Francisco carrying around a backpack full of zines and a small do-it-yourself magazine and hit the streets to spread of frugal living on the streets of California. Getting out on the streets was my man said,just me running around with my backpack full of zines. Traveling for 10 years, Schuffman has compiled hundreds of tips on how to save money in almost every situation. For Gainesville students, some of the top tips may be on drinking, eating and dating. After 20 hours of work and 15 hours of class, it makes sense that you want to go out on the weekend to do some stupid, regretful things. But your soon-to-bepaid rent is on your desk, and youre living in 85-degree heat just to keep your electricity bill down, so fun opportunities seem to pass. Schuffman disagrees and tells you exactly how to get around paying more than you should for a few beers and a burrito. Tips include saving money on places to eat around your town, saving on entertainment and even ways to host a cheap date. There are health and beauty tips, advice on where to shop, websites for cheap textbooks and even dozens of suggestions if youre searching for a job. The conclusion of the book includes cial coach Betsy Crouch on how to employers owe you money, learn how to spend on a budget and determine Betsy is great when it comes to managing your money, Schuffman said. Im no good with money or investing. She really sums up the impor ever wants to confront. Along with tips for saving cash, this hysterical and truthful guide shows you how to live an A+ lifestyle. While the world seems to revolve around money, Schuffman proves there are ways to have an awesome time even if you are a broke-ass student. No matter what you do, Schuffman said, work your ass off and be nice to everybody because that stuff comes back around to you in the end. Schuffman is hoping to continue his TV show on IFC and has future plans to write short stories. He will be hosting an East Coast tour sadly, not in Florida where half the session will be Q-and-A and the other half a dance party. You can check out his website at brokeassstuart.com to see upcoming events, read money-saving columns or watch videos from his TV show. Come out and see me! Follow me on Twitter and Facebook. Tell your friends about me, Schuffman said. I dont care if its good or bad. Book is Holy Grail to living cheaply

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the sound of the Krayt Dragon cry that Obi-Wan Kenobi uses to scare away some Tusken Raiders from Luke Skywalker. Darth Vader now shouts the same infamous Nooooo from Revenge of the Sith as he tosses the Emperor down the shaft. Ewoks now have digital blinking eyes, puppet Yoda from The Phantom Menace has been replaced with a CGI one and may not mean much for the average Star Wars fan, but for the die-hards, its something to get riled up about. Cheyne Delaney, a senior marketing student and Star Wars enthusiast, isnt fond of the changes Lucas is making. I just dont see the reasoning behind it, Delaney said. I should be changing things we already love. I can understand some of the changes. Adding the blinking eyes to the Ewoks will make them more believable and less like walking teddy bears. Replacing the puppet Yoda with a CGI one in The Phantom Menace will irk some purists, but puppet Yoda was a bit out of place to begin with. Why the rest? In an open letter to Lucas, International Business Times copy chief Shawn Moynihan wrote, These arent effects shots tell the story. Theyre just tweaks, done for the sake of tweaking. Moynihan hit the nail on the head. Lucas isnt changing his because he can and because he knows Star Wars fans will still line up to buy them. If youre upset with the changes, vote with your wallet. Dont buy the Blu-ray release (available Sept. 16). Dont give Lucas a reason to continue to update his movies. 10, ALLIGATOR He Says She Says Remember when you were kid and playing with toys was pretty much the best thing ever? that temporarily blew your mind as they transported you into another fantasy world a million times better than reality. Then you grew up. reached an age where the realm of pleasurably naughty playthings enters our lives. Sex toys are convivial indulgences that encourage us to reach our erotic salno need to be embarrassed. onestly, Ive never used any toys while messing around and have never felt the need to. But for some, the addition of playful paraphernalia into the bedroom may spark some needed excitement into an other wise dull sex life. My advice would be to consult your partner before you even begin to get frisky. The last thing you want to do is surprise him or her with an unexpected visitor once the clothes start the risk of being an instant mood-killer. For couples, it is important to make sure your sweetheart is comfortable with adding toys to the mix. Make sure they dont say yes just to make you happy. Any uncomfortshow come game time. Remember that introducing toys might make them feel inadequate, as if the toy was there to make up for their poor performance. So be patient, and respect any qualms they may have. After asking around, a common concern among students was that a toy might turn into another entity during sex, almost like a third person. As silly as this sounds, partners have to realize that a sex toy is a helper, not a substitute. Pleasure should come from the toy. So before you try to spice things up, remember that toys should be used rarely and with limits. JACOB ROMOSERHe Said, She Said: Toying around in the bedroom ow would you feel if someone re-painted the Mona Lisa to have a big smile? Or added pants to Michelangelos David? Youd be pissed because, hey, those are works of art and should be left alone. Shouldnt we have the same impulsive desire to preserve movement through Congress asserting the need to federally Star Wars series, spoke directly to Congress saying, People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for Its funny how things work. Fans are up in arms against Lucas for doing exactly what he terpiece with a slew of improvements to the series. For the second time since its theatrical release, hes changed Changes in Star Wars Blu-ray upsetting to fans Andy MaroonColumnist n the Reel n the Reel W your gullets at the tailgates this weekend, my boyfriend and I out what kinds of sex toys are readily available in Gator City. Now, I freely admit that I am probably will also come forward to say that I have visited a fair share of sex shops across the globe. That being said, dominion of smut. Perhaps the immediate confrontation with taboo, observations of other couples (oh, coyness. Basically, the last thing I want to do when Im in a sex shop is have sex. Sensing my bashfulness, my boyfriend modestly began to make light of the atmosphere as we walked the stores perimeter. We contrasted the pros and cons of various dildos, questioned the inclinations shoppers may have toward one butt plug ver sus another and applauded the cleverness of some toy designs (The Fleshlight for men is pretty remarkable). But feeling like parents porn stash, he and I left the store amused yet empty-handed. I mention this story because it is important to realize that shopping for sex toys isnt easy; however, I do believe evtheir sexual attention if the timing is right. Determined to overcome my reluctance, I returned to the store the next day alone. It was then that I spoke to Chrisy, the assured mendations, appropriate for people of any sexual orientation. speed vibrator with remote control. When it comes to this discreet toy, size doesnt matter. made the Rabbit famous for a reason. Anatomically correct vibrators coated in a pliable material and equipped with ears for extra stimulation. Seamless design. A motor that practically purrs. Sleek, tasteful construction. KAY BEA

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BUY IT. SELL IT. FIND IT. 373-FIND THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/CLASSIFIEDS Classifieds $445 per bedroom-All inclusive! 3/3 TH!! Roommate match avail <1 mi from UF! Huge 24hr gym! free tanning, free HBO/showtime Call 352.377.2777 12-7-11-74-1 THIS WEEK ONLY $379 3/3 All-Inclusive $349 4/4 All-Inclusive $250 VISA Gift Cards! 352-336-3838 www.TheLandingsUF.com 12-7-74-1 1, 2, 3, 4BR Apts.www.ApartmentsInGainesville.com12-7-74-1 Student friendly 2/2s and 4/4s 42 TV in EVERY apt Text GP to 47464 for more info! 12-7-74-1 All-inclusive private suites ***4/4s @ $399*** Sign & Receive a $100 Gift Card!!! Free 42 Flat-Screen TV!!! 2 pools, 2 bus routes, tons of amenities LexingtonCrossingUF.com Call today! 373.9009 12-7-11-74-1 **ALL INCLUSIVE LUXURY** Almost Full for Fall! 2BR/2BA w/Roommate Matching Available Direct Bus Route to Campus! www.EnclaveUf.com 376.0696 12-7-11-74-1 Gainesville Place Apts 4 BUS ROUTES TO UF! 4/4 Furnished & All-Inclusive ONLY $449 per person! (352) 271-3131 -GainesvillePlace.com 12-7-74-1 2/2s & 3/3s RMM Match HUGE Walk In Closet Prem Cable & Hi Speed Intrnt Incld 12-7-11-74-1 2 BLOCKS FROM UF!Starting @ $375/BR All inclusive! Furnished Cable Internet Utilities www.campuswalkapt.com 352-337-9098 12-7-74-1 COLLEGE ROOMS STARTING AT $385.00 MONTH, UTILITIES INCLUDED, NO MOVE IN COST. WE DO SEMISTER LEASING, Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 9-26-11-78-1 All Inclusive & Steps from SFC!4/4s @ $329Upgraded 4/4s ONLY $359 $100 Visa Card for fall Going Fast! 352.379.9300 12-7-11-74-1STUDIO FURNISHEDPrivate, quiet, secluded. $525/mo incl utils, cable TV, internet. Located @ Tower & Archer Roads. 378-4626 9-12-11-5-1 QUIET, CLEAN. LOTS OF GREEN1br $375. 2br $425 372-6881, 213-3901 12-7-11-74-2 1/2 2nd MONTHS RENT!! SPACIOUS 1285 Sqft 3BDR ONLY $256/BED www.arborpark.com CALL TODAY!! 352-335-7275 12-7-11-74-2 1/1 East at $495 ALL Pets Welcome 1 MONTH FREE Frederick Gardens Call (352) 372-7555 12-7-11-74-2 Deluxe, Large 3, 4, 5, 6, 7BR apt/house, 60 second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House charm. Central AC, washer/dryer included. Wood floors. With Parking. By Private Owner. 538-2181 lv message 12-7-11-74-2 PinetreeGardens.com 2 bed/1.5 bath Townhomes with washer/dryer! ***$629 this month only*** Call today! 376.4002 12-7-11-74-2 Deluxe, large one or two bedroom, 60 second walk to UF. Wood flrs, washer dryer included, fireplace, patio deck. Can furnish. Short term available. Private Owner. $595up. 352-538-2181. Lv msg 12-7-11-74-2 No deposit!!! Huge 1/1s 2/2s 3/3s <1 mi from UF! Giant 24hr gym FREE tanning/FREE cable *Oxford Manor* (352) 377-2777 Live the 180 Lifestyle! 12-7-11-74-2 ELLIES HOUSES Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or 352-215-4990 12-7-09-167-2 3 Bedroom Houses Starting at $1235 Move In today. Park Near UF Free! Call 352-371-7777 12-7-11-74-2 *ESCAPE THE ORDINARY* 1/1 & 2/2 flats, 3/3 Townhomes!! FREE Cable w/HBO and Showtime All Amenities plus FREE Tanning Gated*Pet Friendly*Fitness Classes www.thelaruelsuf.com 352-335-4455 12-7-11-74-2 Spanish Trace 2/11000 sq ft$679 Great Location Butler Plaza Call 352-373-1111 12-7-11-74-2 1,2,3,BRs Welcome Home! HUGE floorplans! H20/Sewer Incl! W/D Avail! Pets Loved! Cardio Pools Tanning Tennis 376-2507 BivensCove.com 12-7-1174-2 3bedroom/3bath DELUXE FULLY UPGRADED Only $1,099 ($367/person) Includes High Speed Internet352-335-7656 www.thepolosuf.com 12-7-11-74-2 1/1 s Starting at $489 Water and Sewer Incl. 352-376-1248 12-7-11-74-2 Immediate Availability! 12-7-74-2 No Move-In Fees 1/1's from $689 3/2's from $829 FREE Tanning*Pool*Gym www.aspenridgeuf.com 352.367.9910 12-7-11-74-2 Relaxing Upscale Apartments 2/2 Townhomes & 3/3 Flats Individual Leases, Steps to Campus Internet, Cable & H2O Included Furnished Units Available 379.9255 www.MuseumWalk.com 12-7-11-74-2 College Manor Studios from $505 Unlimited Utilities! Call 372-7111 12-7-11-74-2 Gainesville Place Apartments Student friendly 4/4s Only $409 per person! www.GainesvillePlace.com 12-7-74-2 Action Real Estate Services Houses to Condos 1-4 BR, Starting at $450 www.action-realtors.com 352-331-1133 ext 114 12-7-11-74-2 Studios starting at $509 Across from UF Call 352-371-7777 12-7-11-74-2 Clean, Quiet 1 & 2 BR apts.Off SW 20th Ave. $425 to $545. Sorry, no pets, or Section 8. Call 335-7066 for info. 12-7-11-74-2 AVAILABLE NOW & FALL Studio $410 1BRs $425-495 2BR/1.5BA, W/D $580 Gore Rabell Real Estate 378-1387 www.Gore-Rabell.com 12-7-11-74-2 !! LIVE LIFE ON THE BOARDWALK !! 1/1 Flats & Cool Lofts! 2/2s and 3/2s Pets Loved! Pools Cardio Tanning Tennis Washer/Dryers HUGE Floor Plans! 377-7401 BoardwalkApt.com 12-7-11-74-2 3/2 House Available Immediately Near Law School, Shopping, Restaurants Free UF Parking! 352.371.7777 12-7-11-74-2 1 For Rent: Furnished 2 For Rent: Unfurnished 3 Sublease 4 Roommates 5 Real Estate 6 Furnishings 7 Computers 8 Electronics 9 Bicycles 10 For Sale 11 Motorcycles, Mopeds 12 Autos 13 Wanted 14 Help Wanted 15 Services 16 Health Services 17 Typing Services 18 Personals 19 Connections 20 Event Notices 21 Entertainment 22 Tickets 23 Rides 24 Pets 25 Lost & FoundAll real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation, or discrimination because of color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make limitation, or discrimination. We will newspaper uses great care in accepting or rejecting advertising according to its suitability, we cannot verify that all advertising claims or offers are completely valid in every case and, therefore, cannot assume any responsibility for any injury or loss arising from offers and acceptance of offers of goods and/or services through any advertising contained herein.In Person:Cash, Check, MC, or Visa 1105 W. University Ave. M-F, 8am 4pmBy E-mail :By Fax: (352) 376-3015 By Mail:Call 352-373-FIND for information. Sorry, no cash by mail. MasterCard, Visa or checks only.By Phone: (352) 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pmWhen Will Your Ad Run?Ads placed by 4 pm will appear two publica tion days later. Ads may run for any length of time and be cancelled at any time. Sorry, but there can be no refunds or credits for cancelled ads. Corrections and Cancellations: Cancellations: Call 373-FIND M-F, 8am 4pm. No refunds or credits can be given. Alligator errors: corrections before noon. 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12, ALLIGATOR Greenwich Green 2/2 for $869 Patio and Storage Closet Call 352-372-8100 12-7-11-74-2 Spacious 1, 2, & 3br starting at $475. Many floor plans, some with enclosed patios or balconies. Italian tile, bedrooms carpeted. DW, W/D hook-ups, verticals, CH/AC. Near bus route, some walk to UF. Call 352-332-7700 12-7-11-74-2 SECTION 8 HOUSING ACCEPTED Newly remodeled 2 & 3 BDs Quiet neighborhood. Lots of upgrades. Free 32" HD Plasma TV for new Sec 8 lease. Must see! Call 332-7700 12-7-11-74-2 SPACIOUS 2BR/2BA APT.Convenient location to Shands, UF & Butler Plaza. Asking $700/mo. Please call Ketty 305-332-6566. yttek@hotmail.com 9-1411-67-2 AVAILABLE NOW ONLY A FEW LEFT!! We have REAL 1/1s 3 blocks to UF GATORNEST 575 sq ft, $550 300 NW 18th Street No application fee, most pets ok. For info call E.F.N. Properites, 352-371-3636 or visit our website at www.efnproperties.com 9-30-11-29-2 3bedroom $509/person All inclusive townhome with everything included! Utilities, cable, internet, furniture & washer/dryer. The Laurels Apts. Call now: 352-335-4455 12-7-11-74-2 STILL SEARCHING? Call 352-375-7104 today! trend4rent.com12-7-74-2 Post Apartments1br apts in a quiet n'hood near campus/downtown; some utils incl. 1825 NW 10th St. Pvt. patio w/ lock gate, green space, big trees. $499 1700 SW 16th Ct. 1 block from Shands. $549-$599. postj@bellsouth.net 376-0080, 284-3873. 12-7-11-74-2 HOUSES FOR AUGUST BIKE TO UF 3BR/2BA, fenced yard, $1000 4/2 in NW $1300. Gore Rabell Real Estate 378-1387 www.Gore-Rabell.com 12-7-11-74-2 3BR, 2Bath, Washer/Dryer, Fenced backyard, Carport,No pets. $1450./Mo 303-877-4915 9-19-11-30-2 PETS PARADISE$390 $650. No app or pet fee. 1 & 2BR, privacy fenced. SW. 352-331-2099 9-9-1119-2 Roommates a Hassle? Move into your own downtown apt! www.ArlingtonSquare.org Studios and 1Bdrms starting at $599! Check availability now! 338-0002 12-7-11-74-2 HISTORIC APTS Downtown Pleasant St Historic District. 1-3BRs avail now & fall. Ceiling fans, porches, wd flrs, some w/ W/D. ALSO we have 2 & 3BR homes. Cats ok, no dogs.1st, last, sec. aprleve@aol.com 538-1550 9-16-11-20-2 3BR, 2BA, Condo Unit, Ground Floor, Kitchen & living area; Swimming pool & tennis courts; The Sparrow; $700.00 per month. Call Cristen at 352-514-6222 9-19-11-20-2 Near UF Campus The Baxter House Historic spacious 2 story brick, 4BR/2BA. Custom built with many beautiful, unique features; all the amenities NPets, NS, $2000/ month obo + util. Call 275 1259 9-19-1120-2 2BD/2BA townhouse, full W/D, huge closets, tile and laminate flooring, fenced backyard, pet friendly, near UF, very clean, section 8 accepted. $725/mo 2911 SW 38th place (954) 439-2076 2BR/1BA Cent heat mobile home. Shady lot, laundry room. From $290 to $400/mo. Includes water. No pets. 1st month half price! Vacant lots also available. 4546 NW 13th St. 376-5887 9-20-20-2 Spectacular 3BR, Lakefront Condo 1 mile south of UF and Shands recently renovated, $1400 month pool, clubhouse, 2500 s.f. + garage available immediately (352) 262-2871 9-2111-20-2 Historic House walk to UF.2703 NW 2nd Ave.Central h/a,screened porch,private parking,laundry with w/d.perfect for grad student or professional.No pets.1st,last sec.$40 app fee. $795 mo. 352-332-5836 9-15-1116-2 3 blocks to UF Gatornest $550 Only 3 left Bike to UF Centerpoint $450Only1 left 4BR/2BA House directly across from Law School W/D, DW, cent AC/heat 2392 NW 2nd Avenue Call for details No application fee, most pets ok. E.F.N. Properties, 352-371-3636 or www.efnproperties.com 9-8-11-10-2 The PolosONE MONTH FREE Move In By September 15th Call For Details! 352-335-7656 www.thepolosuf.com 12-7-11-68-2 $750/mo so close to campus! 2 bed/2.5 bath. New flooring. Private baths & closets. Pool community on bus line. Inside laundry. No pets, NS, 1st & sec. Call Tasya Williamson today! Focus Real Estate Group 246-8591 9-12-11-3-2 Spacious 3br/2ba/2cg home in Blues Creek, huge Mbr/ba w/walk-in closet,cent ac/heat w/sec sys,internet hookup, all appls, W/D, $1200/mo, 7953 NW 48 way, call 954-8057827, 561-912-6223, billyo110708@att.net 9-20-11-10-2 Roommate Matching HERE Oxford Manor 377-2777 The Landings 336-3838 The Laurels 335-4455 Greenwich Green 372-8100 Hidden Lake 374-3866 12-7-74-4 COLLEGE ROOMS STARTING AT $385.00 MONTH, UTILITIES INCLUDED, NO MOVE IN COST. WE DO SEMESTER LEASING, Frances 352-375-8787 Rent Florida Realty 9-26-11-78-4 Big house near midtown/law school, all amenities/yard. Rooms from $300/mo. Call John at scipub: 373-5630. 9-13-11-5-4 NEW CONDOS-WALK TO UFFor Info on ALL Condo for Sale, Visit www.UFCONDOS.COM or Matt Price, University Realty, 352-281-3551 12-7-74-5 BED QUEEN $120 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still in plastic. Call 352-372-7490 will deliver. 12-7-11-74-6 BED FULL SIZE $100 ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic w/warranty. Can deliver. Call 352377-9846 12-7-11-74-6 MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT $400 Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must sell. Can deliver. Retail $1600. 352-3727490 12-7-11-74-6 BED KING $200 PILLOWTOP mattress & box springs. Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never been used, in plastic with warranty. Call 352-372-8588. Can deliver. 12-7-74-6 BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can deliver. Retail $4500, must sell, sacrifice $850 (352) 372-7490 12-7-74-6 SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather. Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail $1800. Sacrifice $700. Call 352-377-9846 12-7-74-6 FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/ mattress. New, in box. $160 332-9899 ___________________________________. DINETTE SET 5pc $120 Brand new in box. Never used. 352-377-9846 12-7-74-6 **BEDS ALL BRAND NEW** **Full $100 Queen $125 King $200** Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name matching sets not used or refurbished. Still in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516. 12-7-74-6 BEDQUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mattress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver. $130 352-377-9846. 12-7-74-6 BEDROOM SET$300 BRAND NEW Still in boxes! 5 pieces include: Headboard, Nightstand, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 12-7-11-74-6 BED SET TWIN $49 FULL $69 QUEEN $89 KING $99 352-376-0953 4390 SW 20TH AVE 10-611-30-6 COMPUTER & LAPTOP REPAIRS Network specialists We buy computers and laptops Working and Non-working 378-4009, 607 NW 13th Street 12-7-70-7 CASH FOR ELECTRONICS WORKING OR NOT! IPODS, SMARTPHONES, TABLETS, GAMING SYSTEMS, LAPTOPS & MORE. WE ALSO DO REPAIRS! TECHMODO 6450 SW ARCHER RD 352 872 5881 9-9-7-8 PARKINGPrivate, Secure, Guaranteed. 60 sec to UF. Reserve now! Reasonable rates. 352-5382181. Can leave mssg. 12-7-11-74-10 UF SURPLUS EQUIPMENT AUCTIONS are underway... bikes, computers, printers, vehicles & more. All individuals interested in bidding go to: surplus.ufl.edu 392-0370 12-7-10-74-10GOATS FOR SALECharlie 352-278-1925 12-7-74-10

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ALLIGATOR3 FAMILY YARD SALE Furniture, dishes, microwave, m&f bicycles, many items & antiques. Sat., Sept 10, 8am5pm Rolling Oaks Estates between Trenton & Newberry 6170 SE 70th St. 472-3890 9-9-2-10 WWW.RPMMOTORCYCLES.COM FULL SERVICE MOTORCYCLE SCOOTER REPAIR. 12TH YEAR IN GVILLE. OEM & AFTERMARKET PARTS. BEST TIRE PRICES IN TOWN. 352-377-6974 12-774-11 12-7-11-74-11 NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS Now carrying Vespa Scooters! Great Scooters, Service & Prices! 118 NW 14th Ave, Ste D, 336-1271 www.NS4L.com 12-7-11-74-11 SCOOTER REPAIRNew Scooters 4 Less has LOW repair rates! Will repair any make/model. Close to UF! Pick-ups avail. Cheap oil changes!! 336-1271 12-7-11-74-11 Road Rat Motors Largest Scooter Store in Town! Run by Gator Grads! New scooters starting at $899. 1yr Parts AND labor warranties included. 3766275 RoadRatMotors.com 12-7-11-74-11 Road Rat Motors is Gvilles #1 service facility. We repair ALL brands of scooters. Pickups available. Lowest labor rates around. Quickest turnaround time. Run by Gator Grads so we know how to treat our customers! 376-6275 12-7-11-74-11 Road Rat Motors is giving away TWO scooters to our Facebook friends, one at end of Summer B, another in Fall. "Like" our FB page for more details about the giveaway. facebook.com/RoadRatMotors 9-12-1124-11SCOOTER RENTALSRent for a day, week, month or semester. Students can rent to own! 352-336-1271 www.gainesvillescooterrentals.com 12-7-11-74-11 CARS CARS BuySellTrade Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars 3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150 12-7-74-12 WE BUY JUNK CARSTitles Only. Call KT 352-281-9980 or 352-215-3151 12-7-1174-12 I BUY CARS & TRUCKSCall Anytime 352-339-51589-30-11-21-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES BACK TO SCHOOL SALE! PRICES SLASHED!!!! NO CREDIT CHECKS!!!! 352-338-1999 12-7-74-12 SUN CITY AUTO SALES ALL VEHICLES $0 DOWN! NO CREDIT CHECKS CASH VEHICLES $999 & UP! 352-338-1999 12-7-74-12 92 EAGLE TALON $999 89 FORD BRONCO $999 94 FORD TAURUS $999 96 HONDA ACCORD $1499 352-338-1999 12-7-74-12 96 CADILLAC DEVILLE $1999 95 NISSAN 200SX $1999 98 FORD F250 $2500 02 CHEVY BLAZER $4999 352-338-1999 12-7-74-12 96 TOYOTA CAMRY $1999 98 PONTIAC GRAND AM $1999 01 DODGE NEON $1999 00 OLDS ALERO $2500 352-338-1999 12-7-74-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES CERTIFIED USED VEHICLES NO CREDIT CHECK MOVE VEHICLES $500 & UP! 352-375-9090 12-7-74-12 SUNRISE AUTO SALES BACK TO SCHOOL SALE! PRICES SLASHED!!!! NO CREDIT CHECK! 352-375-9090 12-7-74-12 03 HONDA CIVIC $8900 04 HONDA ACCORD $8999 03 MITS ECLIPSE $7999 05 TOYOTA CAMRY $10999 352-375-9090 12-7-74-12 02 NISSAN XTERRA $8999 07 SUZUKI VITARA $12999 04 HONDA ODYSSEY $9999 05 SUZUKI XLT $9999 352-375-9090 12-7-74-122008 Dodge Dakota6 cylinder 4 door SXT. 50,000 miles is a steal at $14,500. Call: 352-575-4103 9-13-116-12 LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS: Gold Diamonds Gems Class Rings ETC Top Cash $$$ or Trade OZZIES FINE JEWELRY 352-318-4009. 12-7-74-13 UF GRAD PAYS MOREfor gold jewelry, scrap gold, Rolex, diamonds, guitars, etc. Top $$$. Get my offer before you sell! Call Jim 376-8090 or 222-8090 12-7-74-13 The American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Volunteers Needed!VOLUNTEER DRIVERS NEEDEDto transport cancer patients to treatment. Flexible schedule. Training and liability insurance provided. Please call 352-240-5053 if interested. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED I AM BLIND & WOULD LIKE HELP WITH: Rides to church: Mass at Queen of Peace. Learning to rake knit hats to send to Haiti & other places. Call 352-219-6948 9-8-11-74-13 St. Francis House is a homeless shelter and soup kitchen located in downtown Gainesville and we are looking for help from volunteers like you. St. Francis House is in need of donations such as personal hygiene items and household cleaners such as bleach and liquid Lysol. If you are interested in helping, please contact Stephanie Breval at (352) 378-9079 or by e-mail at sfhcoor@stfranchis.cfcoxmail.com $$ CASH PAID, $500 OR MORE $$ FOR JUNK CARS & TRUCKS RUNNING OR NOT, ANY CONDITION SAME DAY PICK UP. FREE TOWING NO TITLE NEEDED. CALL 352-771-6191 10-11-11-30-13 This newspaper assumes no responsibility for injury or loss arising from contacts made through advertising. We suggest that any reader who responds to advertising use caution and investigate the sincerity of the advertiser before giving out personal information or arranging meetings or investing money.

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14, ALLIGATOR ACCOUNTING CLERKThe Business Office at The Alligator has an open position for an Accounting Clerk. Applicant must be a currently enrolled student, majoring in Accounting or Business Administration. Duties include operating Quickbooks accounting system to work with accounts receivables and accounts payables. Other duties consist of manipulating Excel spreadsheets, answering phones, and general office duties. Organization and a great attitude is a necessity. Candidate should be able to work 10-15 hrs per week and commit to a 1 year term. Please submit resume, along with a cover letter to: Mail: Business Office, The Independent Florida Alligator PO Box 14257, Gainesville, FL 32604-2257. Email: mbell@alligator.org What's black and white and read all over?? 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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG QuotableWe tell him every day he cant catch.Jon Bostic UF linebacker (on Jelani Jenkins dropped interception)Tickets AvailableSingle-game tickets for the UAB game this Saturday remain on sale. Tickets will be sold on a Hall of Fame be inducted into the UF Athletic Hall of Fame. This years inductees TYLER JETTGators defensive coordinator Dan Quinn was pleased with his units overall performance in the season opener last weekend, when Florida held FAU to 137 total yards. But Quinn added that the defensive line needs to create more havoc on pass plays. He doesnt measure the teams pass rush exclusively on sacks (Florida had two Saturday); instead he looks at pressures, hits on the quar terback and passes tipped at the line. We had a couple of missed opportunities for some big plays on the QB, Quinn said. He also pointed out that the Gators allowed the opposing quarterback to escape the pocket and scramble a couple of times last Saturday, implying the pass rush was uneven. Thats part of pass rush, too, he said. One rusher got too high and another one was too low and it created an escape lane. Affecting the quarterback will be more important this week than it was in the season opener, as UABs Bryan Ellis threw for 2,940 yards in nine starts last season. FAU signal caller Graham Wilbert had thrown five career passes prior to Saturdays loss. Expansion talk: With the Southeastern Conference presidents voting unanimously to accept Texas A&M as a new member of the SEC on Tuesday night, plenty of coaches were asked their opinions on the potential move during the football teleconference Wednesday morning. Whatever (UF President Ber nie) Machen and our administration decide, Ill support, coach Will Muschamp said. A&Ms got a great tradition and its an outstanding program. I really think were headed to the 16team leagues eventually. I think there will be four of them at some point. Big 12 commissioner Dan Beebe sent a letter to SEC commissioner Mike Slive on Friday stating the Big 12s board of directors would not pursue litigation if the SEC accepted Texas A&M. After voting to accept A&M, the SEC presidents were informed that one university (presumably Baylor) was protesting the move, Machen said in a statement. Late Wednesday, ESPN.com reported that in fact presidents from every Big 12 school except for Oklahoma would refuse to waive their rights to litigation, meaning Texas A&Ms path to the SEC could be less smooth than originally anticipated. Taylor impressing: While he didnt make an impact until the second half Saturday, middle linebacker Michael Taylor drew rave reviews from starter Jon Bostic. Taylor contributed one assist and two solo tackles against the Owls, including one of the hardest hits of the evening. On a 1st-and-10 in the fourth quarter, Taylor exploded past the line and brought down running back Damian Fortner two yards deep in the backfield. He attacks real well, Bostic said. When he sees it, hes just going to go; hes going to pull the trigger. Injuries: Tight end A.C. Leonard (rehabbing from torn meniscus in knee) is the only Gator out for Saturdays game, Muschamp said Wednesday. The coach said earlier in the week that wide receiver Omarius Hines (hamstring) is probable while cornerback Jeremy Brown (knee) and receiver Robert Clark (hamstring) are questionable. Receiver Deonte Thompson, who exited Saturdays game after taking a hit to the back of the head, has practiced this week, receiver Frankie Hammond said Wednesday. Contact Tyler Jett at tjett@alliga tor.orgBrett Le Blanc / Alligator StaffGators defensive coordinator Dan Quinn said the defensive line missed some opportunites for sacks against FAU. Quinn highlighted the pass rush as an area that needs to improve this Saturday. END OF GREGULATIONAm I crazy to think UAB might actually have a shot Saturday? Even when Florida opened last season with a historically anemic perfor mance against a patsy from the Mid-Amer ican Conference, it still beat Miami (Ohio) by 22. Coincidentally, thats the margin by which Florida is favored against UAB, a Conference USA team that went 4-8 last year. But here are the 10 biggest reasons I think Florida should be on upset alert: 1. UAB is a lot better than it seems. This team lost four games by one score or less in 2010 and is returning 16 starters. 2. Blazers head coach Neil Callaway. needs to win now, or hes likely gone. 3. UAB is unveiling a new defensive scheme with Tommy West calling the shots. Since Saturday marks UABs opener, a lot of what hes going to do is a mystery. Charlie Weis said hes using both for UF to digest. 4. UAB will test Floridas weakness. The Blazers will air it out in a pass-happy fective with returning starter Bryan Ellis at quarterback. Without question, Floridas most shaky, or at least most unproven, position group is the secondary. With Jeremy Brown still probable-to-questionable, the Gators could be forced to lean heavily on four players who never started before this season and one Moses Jenkins. Not a great scenario. 5. No heat off the edge. One area Muschamp tagged as a weakness from Saturday was the outside pass rush. UF can expect UABs offensive line to set up with wide splits, making that task even 6. Florida could suffer a letdown. The Gators have been running the two-scrubsthen-Tennessee open to the season for a while now, and history shows theyve been equally dominant against both softies. But this is a new, young group that was under enormous pressure to look good in Week 1 following last years struggles. Now that this hurdle has been cleared, it wouldnt be a stretch if they had their sights set on Tennessee rather than UAB. 7. UFs defensive tackles could never match Saturdays effort. Floridas big men in the middle looked like world-beaters last weekend. Dominique Easley, Jaye Howard and the rest of the gang lived in the backabout it. UAB isnt that bad. The Blazers and a Rimington Trophy watch list center in Darion Smith. If they can convert just Ten reasons why UAB can pull off the upset in The SwampFlorida seeking better pass rush on Saturday Greg Lucatwitter: @gregluca When [Taylor] sees it, hes just going to go; hes going to pull the trigger.Jon BosticUF linebackerSEE GREG, P AGE 16

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JOE MORGANAlligator WriterUnroe receives honor: UF to play in California: ALLIGATOR Brett Le Blanc / Alligator StaffFlorida defensive specialist Taylor Unroe (55) was named Southeastern Conference Freshman of the Week on Tuesday after recording nine assists in 44 digs in four Gators wins last week. 8. No Floyd, big problem. 9. The Swamp wont have its familiar sting. 10. UAB has a new kicker. Contact Greg Luca at gluca@alligator.org. GREG, from page 15Underclassmen playing large role for Gators UF V olle yball