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"Florida Alligator/;JAN. 24, 1975 -

67 NO. 67I

I Published by Campus Communication! Inc.. Gainesville Florida Not officially associated! with the University of Florida
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I 11 Finance committee urges SUS relief 1

By TOM SIIRODER THE ESTIMATED $500,000 to $600.000
Alligator Staff Writer UF would receive if the emergency BOR
JACKSONVILLE Board of Regents reallocation is distributed according to the
: (BOR) Finance' Committee will recommendthat committee's recommendation is about r Regents favor partial 1.
UF receive "$500,000 to $600,000" froma $300,000 more than UF administrators ex

State University System (SUS) emergency pected. .
reallocation.The Mautz and SUS Vice CHancellor Kenneth
three-regent finance committee met Boutwell proposed the $1 million raised by lift of admissions limitsBy
:i. here Thursday to make plans for guiding the the SUS should be distributed among state
: nine state universities through the present schools according to need rather than size of
financial crisis and the schools for budget.
i to prepare The on Feb. 3 are expected to
: hard times to come. Victor Yellen, UF assistant to the vice KAREN MEYER the committee's recommendationthat
THE COMMITTEE' will make recommendations president for academic affairs said UF could Alligator Staff Writer approve the freeze be partially lifted. -
on financial policy to a full save an additional $80,000 by cutting a It will not be until a March 3 meeting of the
:r meeting of the BOR March 3. special appropriation to the Florida State JACKSONVILLE Board of Regents regents that the freshmen freeze will be lifted
Recommendations include: Museum and UF operating expenses. finance committee recommended Thursdaythe from UF and a imai utxision 'made on the
.Distributing $1 million of SUS savings ASSUMING UF receives $600,000 from freeze on admission at Florida's nine state status of USF and FTU, according to BOR
the universities in their the reallocation, Yellen' said UF's deficit
: among proportion to universities be partially lifted. corporate secretary Hendrix Chandler.
need. ; would be cut to $720,000. The committee recommended the freeze, All applications for enrollment during the
SUS Chancellor Robert Mautz said, the Only one week ago UF faced a deficit of which went into effect at the BOR's January 1975 spring and summer quarters will be
1)) savings were made by cutting all special $1.71 million. meeting, be lifted with the exception of first- accepted if the regents approve the partial
f programs possible from the current university Administrators agree UF has done time college students applying. for fall quarter lifting of the freeze at their March meeting.
everything possible to reduce the deficit short
'\ system budget. and beyond. THE ADMISSIONS proposals are
,l .Petitioning Florida Lt. Gov. Jim Williams of cutting salary expenditures. HOWEVER, the committee will put designed.to meet the governor's request that
i to allow deferrment of salary deficits into next SALARY COSTS can be reduced by proposals before a March 3 meeting of the the state universities operate on a budget next
; year's budget. layoffs, voluntary service or suspension of regents to lift the freeze completely from all year equivalent to or less than the current
Asking Williams to consider they merit pay increases. state universities, with the possible exceptionof fiscal year's budget.
possibility of suspending merit pay increasesto .SUS Chancellor-designate E.T. York said University of South Florida (USF) and The state universities are feeling the pinchof
all state employes. given the gravity of the situation, major"salary. Florida Technological University (FTU). Florida's$223 million fund shortage with a
'j .Cutting next year's faculty positions,by 2.5 cost reductions "must be considered. All the proposals offered to the regents by state-ordered 59.5 million cut to the BOR
; cent systemwide. "But it must be done statewide, I don't the
per, finance committee assure UF it will be budget.
,Shifting money budgeted for books, think any one agency could do it," he said. allowed to receive incoming freshmen next Harris suggested the committee recom-

: classroom? ,.)laboratory! .and L maintenance! fall quarter mend another tuition hike, but members
II equipment to pay' for rising.utilities costs. (See "SUS" page four) The committee proposed excepting USF decided to place it on the March, agenda,
.. and FTU front the complete lifting of the along with other alternatives, without a.
freeze in order to eliminate undergraduatesfrom recommendation."I .
these schools, transforming them into DONT! believe the university system can
two-year upper division colleges only. any longer take the position that fee increasescan
UNDERGRADUATES at these two be avoided," said Harris.
universities would be gradually eliminated as One alternative for next year includes a
they moved into upper division colleges. No tuition increase of $1 per credit hour for
i :. undergraduate already enrolled would be undergraduates and $2 per credit hour for
forced out of his university.Court graduate ,students.

; ..9 questions Greeks

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in fall cheatinginquiryBy

STUART EMMRICII together to cheat on the exam.
Alligator Staff Writer "I'm always appalled at the fraternity
block" stereotypes Gordon said. "If there
,' Members of a UF fraternity and a sorority was any cheating., and I doubt there was, it
r3 comprised the majority of 30 witnesses called would have had to be on an individual basis."
to testify Thursday night at an Honor Court "I don't think the fraternity should be
investigation into alleged cheating on fall judged on what one or two individuals may
quarter final exams, according to several have done," Gordon added.
sources. MOST OF THE witnesses who testified
J5x tl. b, .. At least nine members of Tau'Epsilon Phi Thursday night were called in connection with
fraternity (TEP), and at least eight membersof possible cheating on an Accounting 201 exam
Delta Phi Episilon sorority (DPhiE), were last quarter Marmish said..
subpoenaed by the Honor Court, the sources Investigations into at least five other classesare
going to be conducted by the Honor
n to Honor Court Atty. Gen. Court Marmish' said.
Y fat Paul Marmish, many people "who we knoware He refused to identify classes, "because we
h ix s innocent" were called to testify in hopes haven't even contacted the teachers in some
they could offer some information. classes."
Marmish refused, however, to discuss the Subpoenaed witnessess who asked to
list of persons subpoenaed.TEP remain anonymous said they were surprisedto
president Neil Gordon said he was get subpoenaed and several said they had
aware that several members of his fraternitywere no idea why'' they were being called.
by. eric strln subpoenaed by the Honor Court, but ONE STUDENT a member of TEP, said
THE LITTLEST GOALIEphoto said he doubted if they were involved in he first guessed the subpoena concerned his
cheating on the final exam in any course. accounting class when he found out friends of
"The ones I have talked to seem to his in the class also got subpoenaed.
doesn'tlet Chuck is scheduled for a transplant In '
The"little hustler" Chuck think it's a matter or process' more or less'a "I had no idea at first why the Honor Court
dialysis treatments twice a week at February. The sixth-grader from Merritt case of someone possibly cheating and theyare would want to talk tome, and 1 still'don't
Shands Teaching Hospital stop him from Island enjoys,challenging strangers and being called in because they were in the really .know. I know nothing about. any
doing the things he loves- air-hockey I claims he is "one of the best air-hockey class/' Gordon said. cheating.
pool chess -,anything challenging. A players In the world." GORDON DENIED there' was any
victim of kidney failure, 10-year-old possibility that TEP's might have worked (See "Court" page four)


Page 2, H pnd.nt Florida Alligator l Friday, January 24*If 75

FEA.. 5 aysenergy

Ford imposesoil planto

import taxWASHINGTON up prices,

WASHINGTON (UPI) .. The Federal
(UPI) Presedent Ford "We have diddled and dawdled long Administration said Thursday its
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grabbed the inititative from the Democratic- enough," he said..I think the American ,' "' "'".' ) studies show that President Ford's energy

controlled Congress Thursday by imposing people want action. We have been on dead .\;4F ; c cI cI program would cost the average American
higher tariffs on imported oil as a first step in center for two years. There's been a lot of talk t tv household an extra $275 to $345 a year.
his economic and energy programs. but no real action." ::\' .;\'' ,.;. 'i.', "''\'"vr"\' .". ''' Almost half the average"increase would
The President signed a proclamation increasing THE PRESIDENT signed the '.''I.tr:, .:..'. '. come in higher prices for plastics.synthetic
import fees by$3 a barrel by April 1. proclamation in an almost somber atmosphere fabrics metal goods. chemicals and other
This will push up gasoline prices by at least with only three aides and White I items made from petroleum by-products or
three cents a gallon, according to White House reporters present. Ford urged t requiring large amounts of energy for their
House Press Secretary Ron Nessen and Congress to accept his strategy rather than production.FEA .

,Energy Administrator Frank Zarb. insist ,on proposals for gasoline rationing. Cheif Frank Zarb and acting FEA
CONGRESSIONAL Democrats moved ahead Ford said his proclamation was "the first Deputy Administrator while predicting

with legislation to delay the tariff increase. step down the long and difficult road toward, public support of Ford's energy plan, stopped
But Ford Challenged the lawmakers to accept regaining,our energy freedom." short of predicting the Congress would fail in
this and other parts of his energy package ..I the tariff
.I its efforts to stop higher import on
come up with a "comprehensive alternative"he Ford's decision would'put a $1 tax on each ,. oil.
could accept. barrel of imported crude oil in Febrauary $2 FEA
Zausner released two new studies
After signing the proclamation and in March and $3 starting in April and would predicting Ford's program would cost the
with of northeastern drive the of almost petroleum
meeting governors states up price every American household an extra $275 to
concerned about higher prices for petroleum product in addition to gasoline. average
$345 and saying a gasoline rationing
Ford held Democrats, however, per year
products an impromptu news Congressional were
would have much the same inflationary
conference outside the White House west already proceeding with moves to hold up the
effect without adding incentives to
wing to explain his action. President's order. '
increase production.
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/ Editorcapsule Win Editor Simon requests higher debt

WASHINGTON (UPI) The administration asked The government announced Wednesday it was planning to
GOP senators Congress Thursday to approve a $109 billion increase in the borrow an additional $28 billion before the end of the fiscal

national debt ceiling:'" a 17 per cent hike by June 30, year.
seek CIA probeWASHINGTON 1976 four days before the country celebrates its 200th bir "I cannot overemphasize the dangers that may be createdby
thday.. such mammoth deficits at the federal level nor can I urge

(UPI) -, Displaying a catalogue of Treasury Secretary William E. Simon asked the House upon you more strongly a plea for maximum fiscal discipline
assassination tools two Republican senators Thursday- Ways and Means Committee to increase the present $495 during the life of the 94th Congress," Simon said.
troduced a measure 'to create a House-Senate Committee to billion ceiling to $531 billion through June 30 of this year and

watch, over the CIA, FBI and other intelligencegatheringagencies. to $604 billion through the end of fiscal 1976. ATT rate hike criticized
THE DEBT ceiling was $362 billion on Jan. 1, 1969, and
Sens. Howard Baker of Tennessee and Lowell Weicker of did not pass the $400 billion mark until 1972.
Connecticut members of the old Senate Watergate Committee Committee members expressed shock at the size of the WASHINGTON (UPI) The administration Thursdaysaid
offered a resolution that would create a 14-member proposed increase, and Chairman AI Ullman D-Ore., told a $700 million rate increase sought by American
panel of House and Senate members.It Simon it was unlikely the committee would extend the limit Telephone and Telegraph Co. was inflationary and should be
presumably would implement recommendations that will beyond the end of the current fiscal year. suspended pending a formal investigation by the Federal
be made by a newly created special Senate Committee which "That's a great Bicentennial present we're giving'the Communications Commission.The .
will investigate the CIA and issue a report by Sept.In people of the United States," said ranking committee recommendation from the Council on Wage and Prace
introducing the measure. Weicker displayed a catalog of Republican, Herman Schneebeli Pa. Stability said the giant telephone 'combine "had not
booby-trapped cigarette cases telephone receivers and While supporting the increased debt ceiling Simon adequately justified a rate increase of the magnitude which it
flashlights offered for sale to the U.S. government for use nonetheless warned that hard times await the housing industry is seeking."
abroad and which could be timed to explode in the user's and financially shaky companies if the government The council was created to monitor inflationary trends in
hands. continues to drain loan money from the capital markets. the economy.

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GARY BALANOFF Within a year, the law volumes usually go out of print, team to UF Wednesday but Taylor said, "We are under no
"r Alligator Staff Writer according to Taylor."PUBLISHERS pressure to meet accreditation requirements." even with the
The UF main, library will cut $42,000 from its budget in an are not producing any surplus copies to library cuts.
effort to meet the administration's austerity requests. -" ''::"s:'speak ->of," she said. "Continuations will take the entire Dr. Joseph Julin. dean of the UF law school will meet with
At the same time, the $65,000 budget cut ordered for the budget we have left." Harrer and UF administration officials next week to deter
UF law library is still being discussed between library and The American Bar Association and Association of mine what can be done to solve the problem of the ordered
administration officials. American Law Schools will send an accreditation inspection cut-backs.
TWO CHIEF methods will be used to make the $42,000
budget cut at the main library. ,
"We're not going to bind periodicals," Dr. Robert Bryan, :
UF vice president for academic affairs, said, following a I :'
Thursday afternoon meeting with Dr. Gustave Harrer, UF .
main library director. "',
UF will also cut back on exchanges with foreign libraries in M
an effort to make the required cuts.
The administration had originally requested a $50,000 cut.
"THERE'S NOTHING else we can do," Bryan said, in-
dicating nothing will be done to get the additional $8,000. ryj1
Subscriptions will continue to be bought, according to ;
Bryan. Michael McKann main library acqusitions director, i
explained each year the library is informed of the budget they

will have to work with by the beginning of fall quarter, after ',( .. b
the money is allocated by the Board of Regents.At II' ,

the beginning of this fiscal year, the acquisitions ,; '." .., .
department was informed they had a book budget of !;
700000. ?' .
"WE NORMALLY try to spend money as soon as we can," .J' ," ,j1 '1
McKann said. By Thursday, $469,000 had been spent and ,. .1"' .. .., '
the remaining money from the $700,000 was tied up in orders. i : ..
"What I've done is to project how much money we can 0 : :: : !
come up with without getting into some kind of contractual .J -: ;; -.
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difficulty, McKann said. "
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He said there might be some problems cancelling orders, . <. ".,10'. ... '
but said because most'of them are small orders, legal trouble ', ., j. .. .... -...... ..
probably wouldn't result against the library. ,. .. '. ..... ..
TIlE MAIN LIBRARY joined the Center for Research J'J.-' 'ft'I ; .. ..\). '

Libraries in an effort to save some money over a period of ''i 0 11'" "" .... "'"'' '' '1 'I.
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years. However, McKann said not joining the Center's .... M..:..... ..... .. ., "
system, which has a $10,000 entrance fee, would help makeup i J..,, ,'.,. .. -"-.'. """.... ...$" .. .' 4hI I"
U' ,.otJIIII. ... -
some of the library deficit. ; .. ... .. t

With the Center's permission, UF could delay entrance into f.111 ..." .J,. .. \_. _." ..- ...., ......; .. 'W. ,.
the system until the money situation improves.The S .I ,_ p' :: ,i ,: ;
a "" .' .
Center for Research Libraries is an association which :Jo, <: .... }
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allows member libraries receive inter-library loans within a photo by georg kochantvc |Ir.
shorter time than loans from other sources. With still months loveappears to infinite dimensions the
spring two away, ; in middle of a gray January 'I
"A library book is' very important, but we feel people
have no season on the UF campus, its afternoon.
important, said Victor Yellen, assistant to the vice president
for. academic affairs."EVERYTHING .
gets cut before people get cut," he said,
adding library budgets were included. Law center provides

Yellen said he had been misunderstood in a previous '
Alligator story about budget cuts.
He said he,estimated if employes under the Education and with in-legal situationsBy
General budget (all schools at UF except the'J. Hillis Miller training
Health Center and the Institute for Food and Agricultural
Sciences) took a vacation day every month, within five LINDA WISNIEWSKI fO'Jnaation's decision to finance the.center was "a natural
months, it would be possible to save $1 million. Alligator Staff Writer evolution emanating from the executive impoundmentstudy.
HE ADDED THIS was "just an idea," and no one had ."
made recommendations whether to 'accept or reject the idea. UF law students from the Center for Governmental The foundation provided the center with approximately
Yellen also responded to the suggestion that all administrators Responsibility attended a conference in Washington D.C. last $100,000 to finance the executive impoundment study "to
earning over $20,000 be cut back to that figure, spring and met Tom Sussman, chief council of the Ad determine the constiutionality of administrative. action" of
saying "that would have been alright if he had started last ministrative Practice and Procedure Subcommittee. executive impoundments, Macintosh said.
July I," Sussman asked Jon Mills, director of the UF center, to THE CENTER received $170,000 from the foundation this
He said the resulting savings would be far less than an prepare a study of the Freedom of Information Act which had year to finance its research and plans next year to receive
ticipated. recently been vetoed by President Gerald Ford. $200,000. The center also gained state funds totaling $45,000to
"WE THINK we've done everything we can,' Yellen said. THE STUDY turned out by the UF students formed the conduct research on energy consumption in Florida, Mills
"We have left no stone unturned. We've trying to find every basis of a successful recommendation by the subcommittee, said.
dollar. headed by Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., that Ford's veto "TH : ,NEWSLETTER explains the topics 'we're doing
"One problem with the Sunshine Law'is that planning is be overridden, according to Jan Alberghini, a committee staff resarch on and when the research will be available," he said.
done in public," he said. A lot of people are thus unnecessarily assistant. One of the center's students, Kent Fulton, 3LW, worked on
worried by the threat of being laid off their jobs. The Center for Governmental Responsiblity, located in the the Freedome of Information ,Act study.
"Hopefully-we're not going? to lay anybody off." Yellen said. Spessard Holland Law Center, was also contacted by the state Fulton said working 'in the center is a good experience
AT THE UF law library Director Grace W. Taylor said if energy committee to do research, Mills said. because "you get exposure to things you don't normally see by
the present situation continues. "We won't be able to meet Mills appeared before the state energy committee last weekin clerking (internship," and added, "it gives you a good
our current commitments." Tallahassee and presented a paper that analyzed the state's background for cases on a federal level."
f "We are going to make every effort to maintain a current "opportunities and alternatives in dealing with the energy DUKE WOODSON, 3LW worked on the paper the center
,collection" she said. crisis." prepared for the state energy committee. -
The law library has been asked by the UF administration to THE RESEARCH conducted by the center is done by UF Woodson said the energy paper sent to Tallahassee was a
.,: cut their 'present budget by 65000. law students under the direction of Mills and the center's "preliminary report which was basically a legal analysis of
"WE HAVE NO private contributions to the library as staff.. federal and state powers in energy matters."
-. such," Taylor said. "We are not pursuing this source." Approximately 25 students each quarter work at the center, '"The energy committee wanted to know about the legal
The library is hesitating to cancel' their subscriptionsbecause with a turnover of about eight students per quarter, Mills aspects of theer tentative proposals. One of the committee's
I it is often impossible to buy copies after cancellation. said.The proposals is to have appliances labeled according to their
students receive three hours of credit the first quarter energy effectiveness," Woodson said.
they work at the center but they are usually retained three or CENTER
Block renamed SGP headSteve THE concluded the state could adopt voluntary
finish the of the
more quarters to topic paper they are working appliance-labeling standards, he said. '
Block was renamed as Student: Government entertainment on, he said.
chairman Thursday by the SG Executive THE LAW STUDENTS are chosen to work at the center Students are encouraged work for credit the first quarter
they work, but for additional quarters they are paid $3 an
Committee. according to their record in law school Mills explained.The .
hour for 15-hour
center first attracted national attention when it did a work week. -
program and production coordinators were not chosen a
because not enougth students applied for the two positions. .Study of the executive impoundment issue in 1972. Most of the students' research is done "in the law- library,"
Block will continue to oversee all SG entertainment and will ONE, YEAR LATER the Josephine-Macintosh Foun Woodson said.
--'- make recommendations for production and program coordinators dation which funded the impoundment study, decided to The students also write to congressional committee to get
at the next executive committee meeting scheduled finance a permanent research group at UF. the results of hearings that were held on the subject they're.
br Feb. 6. Mike Macintosh, president of the foundation., said the researching" he said.

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$ '.. T ,,.t!, .

By STEVE PROCKO horse show Saturday starting at 10 a.m. at the
Alligator Staff Writer football field of Newberry Jr.-Sr. High School.
Admission is 50 cents.
YOGA FOR WOMEN: sponsored by Student ORGANIC GARDENING CO-OP: will meet
Health Services' is for women who want to Saturday at 10:30: a.m. at the garden locatedon
slim down and tone up. The group will do Radio Road between SW 34th St. and
yoga exercises, discuss diet and self attitudes Museum Road. For those interested in joiningfee
which affect appearances. This is a free is $3 for a 10 X 24 foot plot with use of
program. For further information call 392- tools and water hookups. .
1171 or go to room 350 of the Infirmary. MIDDLE EARTH COFFEEHOUSE: will be
METAMORPHOSIS FLEA MARKET is held Saturday at 9 p.m. in UndergroundSledd GAINESVILLE MALL
being held thru Feb. 7, every day from 10 a.m. B of the Murphree Area. Admission is
to 5 p.m. at 202 SE 1st Ave. For further in- 2546 N.W, 13th Street
formation call 3778787. further information call 3927466.
5:15: p.m. followed by dinner at 5:54: p.m. Hillel is holding a brunch Sunday at 11 a.m.,
Price for dinner is $2 for members, $2.25 for Israeli Dancing at 8 p.m. and finally a
non-members. For further information call Chalutz Newspaper meeting at 9 p.m. All at
3723900. the Hillel foundation located at 16 NW 18th
Student Libertarian Movement will be held St.REVOLUTIONARY STUDENT BRIGADE:
tonight at 8 in the J. Wayne Reitz Union, will meet Sunday at 8 p.m. in the J. Wayne
room 150B. For further information call 378- Reitz Union room 35556. For further information STOREI
3434. call 373.5988.ANTIIMPERIALIST. '
FELLOWSHIP: will hold a Focus meeting. hold a presentation, "The Truth about
Fun and Frolics tonight at 7:30: at 1301 NW Vietnam," Sunday at 2 p.m. in the J. Wayne
i 31st Drive. For further information call 378- Reitz Union, 2nd floor Auditorium. For
0759. further information call 3735988. .
.. ,,: ,,.' '... \
LITERATURE AND LUNCH: Christian ARTS AND SCIENCES: Student Council will \ .... '
Science College Organization will hold a meet Monday at 4:30: p.m. in Anderson Hall, "';0' ..;,.t"""..!,,.. :T .... \ \,

literature distribution today from 11:45: a.m. room 103. For further information call 392- .,, tt. '. ...; "
to I p.m, A luncheon will be held 2154. *. ''''', \'" .
..,' .... ...". "1... .
simultaneously in room 150G of the J. Wayne WOMAN'S AWARENESS GROUP: A ':I>-," :'a ... > a, : ..... \ i3
Reitz Union. For further information call growth oriented group involving both formal I... ,0 ; : :
373-1850. program and informal discussions will be held .' l;'; \ 'J .
CAREER SERVICES MEETING: The Monday afternoons from l:30,: to 3:3: ; p.m. on "tr'tp: ,
t. )fj ;:
Career Service Employes Federation will meet the third floor of the Infirmary. For further : ,
Saturday at 7:30: p.m. at the Episcopal information call 3921171. \ ,.,' I'
Student Center. For further information call. FLORIDA PLAYERS: will meet Monday at ,
377.1458 or 378-5229. 4:45:: p.m., in the onstans_ Theatre. For (
WESTERN HORSE SHOW: Newberry further information call 392.1093 or 392- f't .
Future Farmers of America (FFA) will hold a 2037. :
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"I. talked to some people who heard rumors '
about stolen tests or something like that, but "< nS .7Jy ;
they really didn't know anything either," he

added.A t.\ \
MEMBER OF DPhiE said she was also "'>.>i" y
surprised when she received a subpoena, i
because "I 1 never even took that course (accounting .

She said)." several of her friends from the : .. '"

sorority who were in the accounting class also I .
were subpoenaed, but added she didn't know. .jl'
why the Honor Court would call her.
Marmish confirmed that several personswere
subpoenaed who were not in the classes c c.m :1
involved but were friends of the class photo by eric estrin
members. PAUL MARMISH -

"WE WANT to talk to.as many people as Honor Court Attorney General
possible to try and get some information," he
explained. pedition," Marmish said.
Although several sources charged the He added the Honor Court would know
Honor Court investigation as a "fishing more about which ways the investigation was .
expedition designed to find some scapegoats"and .going after talking to the first 30 students
increase the prestige of the court, Thursday night. .
Marmish said these accusations were false. More than 200 witnesses, including some
"We have eyewitness accounts (of cheating graduate students, might be subpoenaed by
occuring). This thing is not a fishing ex- the Honor Court, Marmish said. photo by rick rosen

. susFrom I The Look of SpringPants

Mautz said that Florida Governor Reubin
page one) Askew requested next year's budget not. and tops in pastel colors have the look of
exceed the 1974-75 budget. spring.
MAUTZ SAID he was uncertain whether' This will force UF to cut faculty positionsby Leslie has chosen our new spring green jeans to
dismissals or salary cuts were legal if they 2.5 per cent. go with her patchwork quilt shirt.
violated contracts. YELLEN SAID UF's general education _
Mautz said career service employes with colleges would have to cut 30 faculty Shop Shops today for an Early Bird
less than six month service can be legally laid positions. selection of new tops and bottoms. Several styles
off. Since college deans have predicted 50 in pastel colors available.See .
However, Mautz said, the cost of.unemployment positions ,will be vacant next fall due to you here!
compensation might outweigh normal attrition Yellen said layoffs are not
salary savings. needed. Sh irf -ft.99 Jeans-11.99
Yellen estimated if UF employes agreed to "We'll only till 20 of the 50 vacancies," he
work without pay one day each month for five
months the savings could equal $1 million. said.THE PROPOSED reduction in operating Open Sunday for your shopping Convenienc
THE COMMITTEE recommended the capital would limit book and equipment
Regents give Mautz authorization to write purchases. Yellen said. 1:00 6:00 P.M.T4Th1fl4.P.fldPMIIdOY.JOflUOI9 .
Williams requesting permission to defer "In a recession you have to give up some
salary deficits into next year's budget. consumer goods" he said. rf s easy to be fashionable Just charge it I

Mautz said it is easier to spread the deficit Operating capital savings will go to pay I
over a full year than make mid-year cuts in an UF's rising utility bill. This year UF faces a SI
already committed budget. million utility deficit.


.................I I The Independent.Florida ,January Z/, n5. Pop.5

: RAW HONEY i Farmer's' Parking ticket appeal I

Wyrosdick Honey Bees Marketon cuts fine softens blow I

I 80 By DEBBIE IBERT home to Broward Hall from her Fraternity
Citrus Wild Flower lb. : SW 1st. Alligator Staff Writer Row parking place. She decided to ignore
decal restrictions and risk a ticket. She got
South Florida Wild Flower + and
Parking tines can put a painful dent in any two, one for each day.
+ 50C + SW 2nd student's budget, but appealing the ticket FICHERA, a first time offender, appealedand
ih. in your own container usually lowers the fine even if he's guilty. her fine was cut from $10 for both ticketsto
Fresh fruit and
( Gator halfback James Richards, 3JM $1.
+ Downtown + vegetables, plants racked'up eight tickets totaling $60 for "We consider why a student had to park
parking in wrong decal areas and towawayzones illegally, and we look at the past record,"
: Farmer's Market : and shrubs and on campus."I Singer said. "We lean toward reducing fines,
handicrafts.Wed. DON'T think I I'should have to pay when especially for first offenders."
+ Archer Saturdays only 495-2883$ they sell more decals than they have spaces" Pleading not guilty requires an appearancein
& .Sat. the football player said in his traffic court along with the police officer, to
................. UF's Traffic Court agreed, cut Richards'fine present the case.BECAUSE .
-- -
in half and promised to lower it to $20 if OF severe parking problems on
he shows his receipt for purchasing a decal. campus, Singer said most students are guiltyof
o II I I "Having a reasonable excuse can reduce a the violation. But occasionally, "someonehas
When only the best will fine from 25 to 50 per cent" Chief Justice a special pass the cop didn't see, or the
tYUlb. do... Bruce Singer explained. bill goes to the wrong person."
UNIVERSITY Police Department (UPD) Those who still unhappy with the verdict of
officers wrote 3,658 traffic tickets in the first the traffic court can appeal to the Parkingand
IMPORT two weeks of January. About "95 per cent are Transportation Committee composed of
parking violations mostly for having no nine faculty members and five students.
DIAMOND EVENTWe decal or being in the wrong area," UPD Sgt. Singer warns, however, that the committeeis
I Richard White, said. less lenient than the court and can impose a
THE TRAFFIC court daily receives approximately higher fine than the one appealed.
have just received a 50 appeals from students. Singer
direct import of loose /z estimates that 80 per cent are "acted upon- UF law student
ct. brillant cut diamondsand meaning,they're reduced."
and offer you this op- When UPD slips a ticket on someone's sought for boardThe
portunity, to buy the way windshield, the driver has three days to either
jewelers do. t. pay the fine or appeal to the traffic court. Board of Masters(BOMneeds) a secondor
You select a loose Alternatives are and payingthe third year law student to fill a vacancy on
diamond of the quality full fine,or pleading guilty with an excuse, the board.
and grade that fits or pleading not guilty arid trying to get it The BOM deals with problems that arise
your reduced. concerning the student body constitution and
budget.O. PLEADING guilty with an excuse means are responsible for interpreting the con
turning in a written appeal on'a form from the stitution.
UPD Annex near Jennings Hall. Anyone interested can contact the Honor
One of six associate traffic justices reviews Court, 364 J. Wayne Reitz Union, or call 392-
,.w the circumstances of the ticket, weighs the 1631.
excuse and makes a decision on the fine. The Undergraduate students are also needed to
verdict comes in the mail. help the Honor Court investigate possible
% Ct. Diamonds. Kathi Fichera, 2UC, felt unsafe walking violations in the Honor Code. '


Editor's note Inside Information Is a producing substances are .. house dust,
Grade A-1 for 660.00 weekly feature In the Independent Florida feathers, molds, animal danders, sheep wool,
A-2 for 540.00B1 Alligator, providing readers with pollen (from grasses, weeds, flowers and
for 587.00B2 authoritative information on all aspects of trees), textiles and some foods (especially fish,
for 535.00 personal health and policies of the Student eggs peas and nuts).
B-3 for 485.00 Health Service. Bring your questions to If infections seem to play a role in initiating
Room 305 J.Wayne Reitz Union'or the lobbyof attacks, medical advice should be sought in
AAM the Student. Health Service. For further the early stages of illnesses with cold or flu-
information please contact the Health like symptoms.
.. 2/3 Ct. DiamondsGrade Education Office at the Student Health Emotional factors are often most difficultto
Service .. Room 237. uncover to evaluate, and to control.
Attempts to find creative ways of gratifying
What: happens when you get the flu? dependency needs and engaging in esteem-
A-1 for 865.00 Flu seems to come on suddenly. You producing activities may prove beneficial. An
':" A-2 for 690.00 may,notice chills, fever, headache, backache, attempt to stay calm during an attack can
A-3 for 615.00 muscular pains and lack of appetite. Other sometimes reduce the severity of the symp
common discomfits include a cold, sore toms.
throat, dry cough weakness, pain or burningin Large, highly industrialized urban areas
YOU SAVE 30% .the eyes sensitivity to light, and nausea. tend to be associated with air pollutants
Temperature goes up quickly during the first which can precipitate an attack. If these can
day- usually to 101 or 102. Then it reaches a be avoided, attacks may be less frequent.
PLUS vie vim set the diamond you peak, probably 103. Your temperature then Each asthmatic should keep a diary in
may go down gradually over a few days. Or it which he attempts to describe the en-
choose into a 14K gold solitaire mountingfrom may go down quickly only to rise again on the vironmental, emotional and general health
third day. Fever usually lasts about three factors surrounding each attack. This is often
our wide selection. days. But it may go on for as long as seven the most valuable information in uncoveringthe
I days. As your temperature begins to go down, specific factors most important in his
FREE OF CHARGE you may notice more stuffiness and coughing. particular case.
After that do not be surprised if you feel When is the safest time for any abortion?
..r J overly tired for a week or more. Induced abortion is safest between six and
How do you tell how much sleep you should 12 weeks following the last normal menstrual

get? period. Physicians performing induced
Half No one knows why we need to sleep or what abortions consider seven to 10 weeks as the
Professional Jeweler'for Over aCentury" -
"Your .. .0. .. 'fIN sleep is .. but we do know that it's a natural optimal time from the standpoint of simplicity
: biological rhythm whereby our body processes and ease of the procedure. Most
slow down. Each of us has his or her own complications occur with those abortions
pattern. To determine yours, go to bed and performed after the 13th to 14th week but, in
sleep till you wake up naturally and feel readyto proper hands, these are also rare.
get up this is usually from six to nine What happens to you when you have low
hours. It's important for you'to gauge your blood sugar?
j \ own pattern, for too much sleep i is just as Blood sugar (glucose) is the only fuel which
fatiguing as too little. brain cells and other nerve tissues can use for
What can a person with asthma do to avoidan oxidation into energy. Therefore, with low
asthma attack? levies of blood sugar, one's thinking and
THE GAINESVILLE MAIL If an allergy has been discovered an at orientation becomes clouded. One may
tempt should be made to !avoid the offending develop headaches trembling of the hands,
37A-4431 ftxn* substance., I If this is impossible desensitizingshots excessive perspiring (signs of increased
may be helpful. :Some common allergy) 'nervousness I :: : ). and- eventually r.


Pdge 6,The Independent Florida Alligator, Friday, January 24, 1978EiiR1laa
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Tree powerThe

truth is finally out. blame it on the trees.
Nader lied, the environmentalists misled us with
false predictions of doomsday. But thanks to some
brave souls from Detroit, the truth is finally)) out. "

Trees and plants are almost as responsible for 4I
certain kinds of air pollution)) as are automobiles,
Chrysler officials told the Enviromental Protection

Agency last week. '
A Chrysler vice president testified that even if
Automobiles were completely abolished, some I t
areas of the country would fail to meet clean air

standards. 1 -) (1 y G j
And not just because of heavy industry. 9 _
Hydrocarbons are given off by everything from

pine trees to crab grass. '0W y yi
Who would have thought it? Why didn't the
historians tell)) us the world was in danger of severe
air pollution)) centuries ago when we had all)) those

Nonsense? Maybe so, but the testimony was
given, and the reason was a request by the auto
industry to delay by one year the enactment of the
Clean Air Act scheduled to go into effect in 1977.
The act calls)) for much stricter standardsof

emission control then are now required.The This time we need resultsBrand
hearings have suddenly taken on a much
greater significance because of a proposal by
President Ford defere the new standards for five new Congress, same old problems. The 94th
years in return' for a verbal pledge from Detroit to Congress is here-but like the 93rd, 92nd. .it will soon leaveus
with nothing, except-the same old problems. JOHN SDO ME NEC II
improve average gas mileage by 40 per cent by ,
Faith in our Congress, faith in our President, faith in the
1980.A Economy-ha! How can we? The economy is in its worst
verbal pledge? It took five years of legal recession since post World War II. The President takes two L 'GUEST (COLUMNIST
hassels with the industry to come to an agreementon months to reach any decision, no matter how minor or major.
current controls. And to Congress, I dedicate the rest of this column.
TODAY bickers about how much of tax-break
Congress a
The folks also said it would their
Chrysler cost
to give the American public. This should be an easy decision, a much needed mass-transit system. Not just a hokey bus line,
customers about $6 billion extra if their 1977- as it will surely win votes. But my major area of concern is but a really effective system where each person will only haveto
model cars have to conform to the tough new when a crucial decision arises. What do the big shots do whenan walk a maximum of two blocks either way to catch a ride.
standards.But important bill comes up before the House and Senate? WITH A dash of gumption on the part of Washington, I
they failed to mention a few other facts. Naturally, it will cause some headaches during the next fail to see why this can't be accomplished. This mass-transit
Like the results of a study by the National election or reelection, so the bill is kindly saved for "later." system will drastically reduce car sales and oil consumption. a
The dudes in Washington are now wondering if they should But while the transition from automobile to mass transit is i
Academy of Sciences last year indicating amend a recent bill overpowering Ford's right to charge an taking place, the Big Three can change also, thus keeping our
automobile emissions accounted for about 4,000 import tax on oil. workers employed. (Now a quick thinking person may assert 'j
deaths annually)) and four million worker absence The quest\"n now is, what will be done with the three- that the Big Three can make more coins off of car sales than .)
days a year. dollars gained per barrel of oiL No doubt, it will either go into they would from selling a bus,or the like. Yes, this is true, but:
buying a new jet fighter bomber or to build a superhighway so they have no choice. Our supply of oil is limited. If nothing is >
The study also pointed out that from $500 we can drive our cars around. Sounds crazy; no? done, a few years from now there will be rationing, so again]
million to $3 billion could be saved by preventing The car manufacturers and the economy have recently laid car sales will be down. And, as before, more workers will be,]
adverse health effects from auto emissions. off over 300,000 American workers. Again, what is Congress walking the streets.)
Combined with reductions in damages to doing? A tax-break is their answer.Dammit, we don't want a Again, the supply of resources enters the picture. This ne
tax.break-we want a job! mass transit system will definitely need a source of fuel to ca
materials and plant life the study estimates a
'WITH ABOUT a third of a million people out of work now, its passengers to and fro. This leads precisely into my second!
possible saving of between 2.5 billion and 10 just think how many will be unemployed in 10 or 15 years. solution. The money gained from the tax import can be used j
billion a year with cleaner air. Soon,(believe it or not) our precious supply of oil will become to investigate, find and develop a new source of energy. And I >
Ford's proposal is part of his energy-saving depleted. This documentd fact plus the present trend of don't mean electricity! I cannot guess which resource we will ",
package designed to help make the nation independent increasing automobile prices, will yield about 750,000 more draw upon next. But I can say that our need for a new energy :,
in terms of fuel production. Relaxationof unemployed workers. But yet, everyone in Washington sits; source is common knowledge.
waiting and watching. OH INDEED, it will be a monumental task convincingFord
the standards would improve average gas Okay, enough criticism'for the time being. I will now introduce GM and Chrysler that their days of reaping huge profitsare
mileage by about 40 percent, we are told. some solutions to these problems. An extra three over. They can still make money, but the profits will not
So far Congress has been silent on the subject of dollars for a barrel of oil is a lot of money for the government.The be as high. But with millions of dollars in net income involved,
relaxing air standards. We hope they speak up on question of what to do.with this revenue must have en- I can see no reason for closing up shop and sending American
it soon. Surely there are other means of energy tered someone's mind. Why not take this money and develop people to the welfare rolls.R.A."Tony"Kendzlor .

conservation and new energy sources to be tap
ped.One .
area that President Ford seems to be
overlooking is federal assistance in expandingmass The Independent, .Editor-In-chlef David Smlth! Managing TeniWood Editor
transit throughout the U.S. which would not
only reduce fuel consumption, and emissions but Florida Alligator
bolster the economy as well.))
One final word on that verbal agreement from all 'Qml'l.icaK David Klein Debl Fumiss Brian Jones
Detroit. The National Observer reported last week a 2 N.ws Editor Layout Editor Layout Editor

that new catalytic converters now on most 1975
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cars are really)) working. They seem to be cutting James V.Cook .. ,... .. .... ... ... .. ..... .. ..... ........Assistant General ManagerMrs. by I.
down on carbon-monoxide and hydrocarbon Evelyn Best .:.. ., .... .... ........ ..'..:;....... .......Administrative Assistant Campus Communications Ino.
pollution)) and even seem to be improving Anne Malphun ..?.... .......'......... ..... ...... .....,... ...... ... .'0'Bookkeeper
gas C. Roy Shipp .'.. ,. ..., .. .. ....:..': ..'..... .. .... ...... ..... .... ..Business Manager P.O. Box 13266 University
mileage. -4 *y ... Tom MacNcamaro .,........ ..'., ..... .... ...:. ..... ..... ......... ... ..AccountantRay Station Gainesville. Florida with
Of course there is still one problem% =. the* new McG e Jr. ..Jfof". ......,...t'...:.. ....:..:..'i. ...... ... ..Advertising Manager offices behind the College Inn.
converters also sulfuric acid Donna Lubrano........ ..... .. ........ .. ... .. .... ............Advertising Coordinator 1728 W.st University Avenue.
are producing enough key Harp.r ..,..., ,..... ... .. ............ ............Special Sections Coordinator ,Business Office phone: 3764446.
to begin to bother people with respiratory diseases Lynda Homier..... f.. ... ,,. .., ..... .... .... ... ..... .Advertising Production Manager Editorial Department: 376-4458
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Th. Independent Florida Alligator. Friday,January 24 1975 Pog 7

be better but. I

"A leader is best when he is neither seen nor heard." IN ADDITION to the new decorations in Tallahassee, II Total women I
Lao-tzu, 6th President
Barron has approved a $600,000 budget to installan
Robert Q. Marston; Aug. 1, 1974 ultra-modern communications system with television EDITOR: Far be it. Mrs. familiar?) She had no
monitors at every desk, for his Senate,colleagues. Not that the Killingsworth. for me to sense of worth or value
True to his words, Robert Marston has chosen not to causea system wouldn't be useful. It would produce bill history information set myself up as an experton except that reflected by
stir gr ripple the waters of the State University System's and scraps of data that would normally cost time in marital counseling, (I'll him.I .
(SUS) currently stagnant pond. finding. It would also, be the most sophisticated network of leave that to you), but I SERIOUSLY questionif
NOT THAT I expected a whirlpool, or even moderate communications in'any state legislature or the Congress. could not read Leslie there can be any such
swells from our new president, but faced with the fact that Useful but frivolous. Golay's article on the thing as love without
Gov. Askew and his cabinet have ordered a $63 million cut in And while we are on the subject of excess in the legislature "Total Woman" without respect. One's sense of
spending for all Florida schools some kind of reaction is in perhaps Barron should take lessons from Dr. Marston on how feeling a strong visceral worth and one's happiness
order. response: should never be based on
Alas, it won't be coming from Dr. Marston. At least not I WAS the "Total someone else. Each
loud enough to be heard in Tallahassee, where a task force of I BOB MORRIS Woman", as you 'describeher woman has to have her
UF administrators learned Wednesday that they are faced for 10 years, after own sense of worth inside
with the prospect of more cutbacks and asking personnel to L STAFF WRITINGS which time I got exactly herself and create her own
volunteer for extra workdays without pay. what I deserved, .. he left happiness, or it isn't any
And, for those of you who haven't been paying attention me for a young woman good; (or what happens
lately, Tallahassee is also the place where legislators the like to throw a cheap party. For his inauguration, which was only who tells him when .he when the someone else
of Senate President Dempsey Barron have been calling for the seventh such occasion in the history of UF Marston took should do the dishes, or leaves?)
what amounts to the blood of the SUS. the right step by cutting the festivities to the barest necessities take out trash, or when he Also, the way you
YES, FORGET the fact that you have been sitting in the from an original budget of$19,000 down to about $3,000. mayor may not take a recommend that wives
aisles of overcrowded classrooms or requested books from a That's not much for a two-day celebration that came com nap. Oh yes, he was a treat their husbands
library that can't afford to buy new fines, or, if you happen to plete with a concert and cocktails for student, state and demi-god on a pedestal tome makes them come off
be a graduate assistant, tried to get a contract that says you'll university leaders. Why, only the week before, Banon needed and'I bent myself sounding like immature,
have a job through June. Forget all that, because Barron and $1,000 just for a one-night bash, for no apparent purpose, every which way like a pitifully weak spoiled
certain of his cronies are intent on making the educational that was attended by only legislators and their wives. And, pretzel to please him so he babies who must be
situation even grimmer.It's yes, that $1,000 did come out of the state kitty. would love me more. catered and condescendedto
like Bo Didley said: "Things should be better, but they On, the bright side though, it should be pointed out that There's only one large .. a discription I would
gonna get worse." Barron failed to convince Speaker Don Tucker of the need fora flaw in your reasoning, find outrageously offensive
At his inauguration last Friday, Dr. Marston would have fancy communications system; complete with new desks, in Mrs. Killingsworth, -- that and' insulting were I a
done well to take his cue from Gerry Ford. At least President the House. Maybe Tucker didn't like the idea of teak desks being, that selfless mature, selfrespectingmale.
Winkin', Blinkin' and Nod sees it like it is. Namely "The state for the House while the Senate received customed made ebony worshiping, "TotalWomen" .
of the union (university) is not good." models. After considering the usefulness of the equipment Jan Doormatsare SURELY we've come a
Perhaps Dr. Marston takes for granted that we all realize Tucker said, "It's not a bad idea, but my initial reaction is never respected by longer way than this in the
things are not as they should be and sees no sense in beatingan that the cost doesn't justify the convenience." those for whom they understanding of both
over-inflated horse to death. GOOD FOR Mr. Tucker, but not quite good enough. That sacrifice so much. Ever sexes as human beings.
OR MAYBE, he thinks that as a freshmen member of still leaves almost $4 million that will be used to make the read "The Story Of O"? Isn't about time the old'"roleplaying"
legislature just bit cushier. (you should). It's an games
Florida's educational hierarchy it is a bit presumptious for a more
him tp start shaking things up so early in his presidency. Now, to put all this in perspective we are told that the SUS's exaggeration (to extremes, ended with a hasty demise,
share of the overall cutback will amount to admittedly), of the "TotalWoman" including the archetypical
But let's take a look at what the legislature plans to do witha approximately
bit of the money trimmed off the "fat" of the SUS and see $8.5 million which will mean that UF must chop off about concept. 0" adoring, long'-suffering,
why Marston should be raising hell. 3.3 per cent of it's 1974.75 budget. subjugated her total self.effacing "TotalWoman"
personality to her lover'swishes and the (easily
Last year our friends in Tallahassee appropriated $3 That should buy plenty of carpets and desks. But what the
to please him, so bored) spoiled baby
million to furnish the House and Senate chambers of the new cutback should ideally do is cause Dr. Marston to come down
he would love her, husband?
capital. That's right. $3 million to help buy plush carpetingand hard on, the kind of legislative chicanery exemplified by believing that therein l lay May the crash resoundl"Quicksilver" !
$600 leather chairs. Barron.
her1 true happiness. (Sound
Granted the new capital needs to be furnished somehow, But what did the new president' of the,state's ''"Flagship
but after so much legislative jawboning about "austerity" one University" have to say about it last Friday? II The total black'EDITOR II |
would think they might take heed of their own words and "Quite frankly, here in Florida we have not seen the kind of
look for cheaper seats and a durable low cost carpet. Or, if statewide commitment to excellence that one has seen over : Want to make ficient in the things you
insist the could follow the the for universities in other states."
they on new drapings perhaps they years some whitey happy? Answer his do.
example set here at UF save some bucks by shutting off And quite frankly Dr. Marston, that's just not strong every whim "yes master, Blacks must accept,
heating and air conditioning at noon. enough. no master.-" That is the admire, appreciate and
advice of the instructor of adapt themselves to
( the Total Black Inc., whitey's way of life.
I 'Red is inaccurateEditor 11
tape jungle' course, currently being In answer to a question
taught. The course, concerning black
: In reply to the statutes and regulations.As deal more time trying to Neither my ramblings nor subtitled, "How to Get liberation, say, "I feel
Alligator! staff writings of Bob notes, the size of anticipate student needs than Bob Gordon's will help pay White to Adore You," was blacks are equal but I
January IS, entitled "UF and the University alone causes the students and Alligatorstaff the rent but, hopefully, designed for blacks who believe in letting the whitebe
the Red Tape Jungle", we many problems. What I don't writers spend trying to exchanges such, as ours will want to make whitey the leader. I'll stand
submit that Bob Gordon, in buy is his conclusion that thisis understand the difficulty and promote some degree of happy. The soft spoken beside him no matter
spite of a well documentedcase caused by some sort of mass complexity of managing an universal appreciation for speaker assured the group" what"
may also have "blownit" "bureaucratic in organization of this size. each other's problems. Aside they would "be the Substitute' woman for
as far as his conclusions competence". On this point As far as individual from that, only a true attitudeof happiest blacks in black and husband for
regarding the Administrationare Mr. Gordon is either uninformed students themselves are concerned cooperation will Gainesville" by the time whitey, and you have
concerned or sadly naive.I concerned, a great deal of help ease the pain of the course ends. The basic several excerpts from the
MR. GORDON'S article, CAN personally introduceyou trauma and hassle could be registration for administrators ground rules: Alligator article, Wed
while self-condtradictory, to dozens of administrators avoided if they would only and students Be available to whitey at nesday, January 22, 1975.
does address some real and ( who are as readreally( read) the informational alike. all times even if you are a
valid problems: perhaps the qualified as any in their field; materials whichare Joseph p' Hough working black. Suzanne Stefanac UF
most basic and elusive of the tragedy is that there are available. By far, a solid University Controller Think of yourself as a employe ,
these is how to accommodatethe far too few of them and they majority of questions add Michael R. Harris .super black and be ef Norma Johnson, 2UCThings'should
individual needs of 28,000 are often significantly ressed to Student Accounts Associate Controller
students with limited staffingand overburdened. This isn't to personnel are answered by
dwindling funds. To say that there aren't any materials already in the )WzW --ENJfIy l tLN
paraphrase Abe Lincoln incompetent and its administrators students' possession. In
"you can't do right by all of are not insensitive addition, the "University \\m J Ja MOST \E
the people all of the time". to the needs of the Digest" reports registration, AJEIWCfffEmpBTi<< l I 4\I I
Obviously, as Bob hints, thereis student body. scholarship, and loan information JI!
no single or simple solutionto By and large I would at relevant times- !
the administrative dilemmaof venture to say that the administrators during each quarter. 1)) Rl4.ofE -
registration. The great spend a good ENOUGH OF lectures. r
fallacy, or oversight which he
and many others share, is thatno The Independent
one in the Administrationcares.
Florida AlligatorDoug
The fact is. an incredible
number ,of people are, extremely Dial Ron CunninghamEnt.rtainm.nt .
concerned 'as,,.fo| the, : Editor Associate Editor ,D
impact of 'administrative
policies on students Their George Kochanitc Jr.
decisions don't always suit Photo Editor!
everyone, but then, there is Kwrnon
usually very little leeway givento Greg Form Asst. News Editor
the University for the Sports Editor w
implementation of State

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Produced by the Division of Information & Public
ations Services to communicate official notices 1
important information to students, faculty!, staff QztO
at the University of Florida.

'. ,,'
Here's' r .V

Look about your office,your laboratory,your dormitory, the classroom you occupy to
see if you feel some light bulb or other energy consuming device could be eliminated.Then .
( What You report that idea to your department chairman or immediate supervisor and he or
she, in turn, will report the ideas they have received to the physical plant division,
telephone 392-1143.

CahDo .Make sure every telephone instrument is absolutely needed. Each one costs. And it
costs the department in which it's installed. Notifying the plant division through your
department chairman to remove a telephone is one way of saving some of that

badly-needed Operating Expense money.
To Help
Develop a habit of turning out lights every time they're not in use. Calvin Greene,
director of the physical plant division,said this applies to all types of lighting, including
flourescent.He said it is no longer more economical to leave flourescent lights burning
Save than to continually turn them off and on. In short, Cal Greene says that "thrifty" man in
the commerical knows exactly what he's doing when he switches off his desk light every
time he goes to the Xerox machine.

Utility o Speaking of Xerox machines,Greene says that hundreds; of dollars, could be saved if'
scheduled hours of operation were established for each machine on campus. He admits it
is not only time-consuming, but also costly,to warm up a Xerox machine every time it's
Costs used,but if it's turned on only once during a day for an hour or two,then shut down for the
". rest of the day, considerable savings will result. Intensive use of a machine during its
x scheduled time is much less costly than leaving the machine on for intermittent use.
I" : .
.4 .t S Make sure all power consuming equipment in laboratories, workshops and research
I .S areas is used only when necessary and not left in power consuming conditions when not
in use. -
.Don't occupy rooms that demand lighting unless absolutely necessary. Greene said
; that it is common on campus to see one or two persons occupying a classroom or work
space with all the lights burning while next door the same thing is happening.
CONSOLIDATE. You might even find it cosier.

O Make sure every electric hot plate,every hot water heater, every water cooler, every
l' other type of gadget with a line plugged into the wall is absolutely necessary. And, if it is,
''1.// off when in
. turn it not use.
.; ..1
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\' t'" .Greene said that exterior lighting posed a particular problem because it is essentialfor
safety and security.In fact,adequate exterior lighting was considered so essential by
students two years ago that Student Government gave the University $35,000 to install
more lighting. Greene said that it is impossible to turn off alternate exterior lights
because the circuitry does not permit it.
However,Greene said that it might be possible some exterior lighting is not needed. He
urges students to report places; where they think exterior lighting can be eliminated to
the Office of Student Serivces, telephone 392-1261. That office will then pass along
suggestions to the physical plant division.

O Greene said that athletic field lighting is controlled by time clocks and that he does
not have enough work force to constantly check the fields to extinguish lights when
I II I I they're not in use. He urges students who feel certain athletic field lighting could be
I I I II curtailed by different hours of operation,should notify the Intramurals Office, 392-0581.


Er..Mlss Jones, Do
you ,think we might
find some ways to be a
little more thrifty? A

I Ir .

n Really,M!.Smith,
I A xerox break isMt
( doily much different feint
coffee break..And doi't
forget to tors off that
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The University Florida is an Equal Empll"This '

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fBOR Statement on Collective BargainingThe u.---'I'

( following statement on collective the appropriate
bargaining was adopted by the Board of faculty members bargaining unit for Regents has resolved that all of the facts gaining, is not in the best interestsof
Regents at its meeting in St. Petersburg resolved by utilizing can most equitably be concerning collective bargaining shouldbe faculties and administrative and
January 13.) dures adopted by PERC.hearing proce- presented to eligible faculty membersso professional personnel on the campusesof
The Board of Regents has received Regents has so advised The Board of that, when an election is held within the State University System. The
requests from various groups claiming to requests and has urged that the making the appropriate unit, faculty memberswill traditional collegial system of gover-
represent certain members of the facultyfor of the newly procedures be fully informed and can make a nance and shared authority which has
created Commission
recognition under the new labor law be used to settle free and unfettered choice which in- produced the outstanding universities of
any between
and the Rules and Regulations adoptedby 1 cludes the right to engage in collective this state and nation is inconsistent with
the Public Employees Relations differences which texisti including between.the the bargaining and also the right not to Joinan and indeed the direct opposite of the

Commission (PERC). The requests dif- various employee groups. employee group and not to engage in adversary process inherent in collective
but collective bargaining.After bargaining, particularly. as it be
fer in many respects primarily The policy statement in the may
the of the Statute is due consideration and weighingthe applied to faculty members and other
concern question appropriate clear: "It is the intent of the
legislature who
merits of the arguments of those
unit for professional.employees.
bargaining university faculty that
nothing herein shall
construed to have espoused the cause for and againstthe
members and other professional em- either During the period when the question as
encourage or
ployees. We believe that the question of of public discourage" organization adoption of collective bargaining, we to the composition of the appropriate
The Board of have concluded that collective bar- bargaining unit is being settled and

within the restraints Imposed by law on

employers as well as unions, spokesmenfor
Degree Filing Leading English Literature the Board of Regents will present as

objectively as possible the views of the

Deadline TodayStudents Scholar Speaks Here MondayDr. Regents. During the meantime, we urge
that the faculties which have done so
'much to foster a collegial spirit in the
who wish to receive any typeof Maynard Mack, Sterling Professorof NAR
of institutions
degree at the end of Winter Quarter, English and director of the National .governance system our
consider our view point and the viewpointof
must file an application with the Regis- Institute for the Humanities at Yale
the other
faculty members who
trar's Office, Room 33 Tigert, by 4 pin. University, will lecture on "The Shape of are concerned many about the potential impact "-'
today. the Author in his Works, or the Crazy
of collective
the univer-
Case of Mr. Pooe" at 8:15: DJn. Mondav
in the J. Wayne Reitz Union Auditorium.This sity.To
is the third free lecture in the rJo. that end we urge everyone to
Grad Student DeadlinesToday continue to support and work to improveour
"Mobilization of Mind and Matter forTomorrow's
efforts in from
joint governance-free
World" series presented by
at 4 p.m. is the deadline for the Graduate School with a grant from the confrontation and acrimony which
students expecting a master's degree at the University's Alumni Association. may accompany collective bargaining.

the end of Winter quarter to file an Graduate School Dean Harry H. Sisler

application for candidacy In Room 288, says that the participation in the series of Who Am I GroupIs
Grinter Hall. such distinguished scholars as Dr.Mack,
Today is also the last day to file "probably the outstanding scholar in Being FormedThe
application with the Graduate School to "
English literature in the United States,
take reading knowledge examinations in exemplifies the Graduate School's em- Student Mental Health office plansto

French, German and Spanish on Febru- phasis on "the most advanced and very start an "Identity Group" the first
ary 1. latest in scholarship and research." week in February.To .
Tuesday is the last day for the Dr. Mack said that his lecture investi- DR.MAYNARD MACK answer such questions as "Who amI

Educational Testing Service, Princeton, gates "some interesting relationships Yale Romanticist ? What am I? and Where am I going?"
N.J., 08540, to receive the registrationform between the work and the man, with '0- -'the:'group's meeting times will be set
and payment for the February 22 particular reference to the psychological social or psychological effects, of Many :"according to the schedule of those''
GRE Exam at the current rate. Fees impact of Pope's pigmy stature and stigma-whether physical or racial-I interested in taking the course. The
increase $4 after Jan. 28 and up to the deformity. Since the lecture deals consi- think a lay audience might find some group will meet once a week till the end

closing date, of February 4. derably with what we now know to be the entertainment in it." of winter quarter.Arrangements '
to Join the group shouldbe

Sports Banner Contest PlannedFor made with Steve Heymen or Kathi
-Guitar, Flute Set Renshaw in Room 350, Infirmary, 392-

For This WeekendMusic Basketball Appreciation DayHave 1171.

professor Charles DeLaney you ever had the hankering to dual winners.
from the University of Illinois will make and display a sports banner like The Appreciation Day will begin with a
demonstrate with authentic musical those you see on TV sports broadcasts? hot dog feast at 11:30: a.m. in Florida
instruments from each period of musiche Here's a chance to do so and perhaps to Gym (cost: $1 plus a game ticket),
discusses when he presents "The win a plaque for your effort. pre-game entertainment by Florida
History of the Flute in Performance from It's part of the first annual Gator Players at 1:30.: Tickets for the game will "

the Renaissance to the Present" Satur- Basketball Appreciation Day proclaimedby be on sale Jan. 30-31, Gate 15, the
day at 7:30: p.m. in'Room 101 of the Music President Robert Marston for the Stadium, or at the Gym box office Law 'Center'Sunday
Building. Florida-Vanderbilt game Feb. 1. beginning at 11 a.m. the day of the game.

Admission is $2.50 for adults, $1.50 for The banners, which must be long To enter a banner, call Bill at 3922811or At 12:30
students and $1 for members of the enough that they have to be displayed by 377-7583 before Feb. 1.

Florida Flute Club, which is sponsoring two people, will be paraded at half-time On Channel 20Dr.
his appearance. of the game, which begins at 2 p.m. The
banners must contain what Student Financial Aid Info
Jon Millswho directs the Center
Guitarist Michael Lorimer performs at Basketball Boosters sponsors" call an Governmental Responsibility at the
8:15: p.m. Sunday in the Reitz Union "appropriate spirited slogan. There will Available to All University of Florida College of Law,
for and.indivi-
Ballroom as part of the University be plaques organization tells what his organization is doing to

Performing Arts Series. University stu- Student Financial Affairs is continuingits maintain responsible government on the
dents are admitted free and need not financial aid information sessions for TV program, "UNISCOPE," on Channel

make advance arrangements. Non-stu- DeadlineIs students in dorm areas next week, 10- 20, WCJB, at 12:30: p.m. Sunday.
dents may call 392-1657 to make unpaid Fees acquaint students with forms of financialaid During the show, Rolf Groseth, Coor-
reservations,whicli will be held until 7:45: eligibility requirements and dead- dinator of the University's Office of,
p.m. Their tickets cost $2. Monday lines. Veterans' Affairs, explains the educational -,
Sessions will be held Monday, at 7 p.m. benefits available to veterans
in Beaty Towers lobby and Wednesday at under the new G. I. Bill.

Summer Monday is the last day students 7 p.m. in the recreation room of Weaver Ray Rebello of Hialeah describes how,
Conference may pay fees without being assessed a Hall. he,out of 1300 students receiving degreesat

Space Is AvailableThe $25 late fee. (This includes fees for Fall Commencement, came to be
courses added during the drop-add named Outstanding Male Leader. And

Division of Housing has announced period). filla'SOO the "UNISCOPE" crew visits a student
that air conditioned residence hall space Monday is also the. last day that craft fair to film a remarkable Appala-
will be Available for conferences and students may make arrangements for chian toy which dances to music.

short courses this summer. Winter Quarter fee deferements. TunIversIt IY y yFocus "UNISCOPE" is produced at, the
A full range of services is provided. Questions regarding fee paymentsor University of Florida and is aired by TV
Accommodations are available as l low as deferments should be directed to ,n In Resources on Solution lot Tomorrow stations around the state to let people

$20 per week. For further' Information, Student Accounts, first floor of the University of Florida, Gainesville know what is happening at the Univer., ,
contact Joseph Ball at 392-2172. HUB. sity.

";.;'trtunity/Affirmative Action Employer i-

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LATELJ type II cartridge for sale both never camera 200. yasaica lynx 5000 m must' tell the perfect' dirt' and street
used and still in original packaging camera 100 am-fm |vc stero withsea machine caking $"5. call 372-7334
asking $225. 377.2946 (A5T63.P) control system 200 |vc speakers I 125 |vc preferably after 5'00 pm (o-5t-66-p' )
STEREO COMPONENTS 110 access. you con cassette 'tape deck 75 6 month old finest GUILD ocustic' lun-burst f 150 list
save $$$ by calling u' before you buy spams orbea racing bicycle redone 125 price 750. 6 months old like John TODAY'2O0,4:36,7:1O,940
most' major brands, all fully guaranteed' or best offer,anytime 392 8246 (o-St-64- Denver'asking 395 with hard cOle bob
call' 373.5680 (A5T63.P) Pj) _ 377-0445 (o-3l-66-p) : : f
70 Hondo cb450 PERFECT COND. new Sutter bike, 8 months old perfect cond., V6 66 buick Ikylark. mechanically Red wI /
tires,tune up battery-electric start' ,crash reg $165 now $99 or best' offer, also sound excellent' gas mileage. osklncj .1iit' '
A"Morgana bars MUST SELL THIS WEEK $600 or make Nikon F with F T N meter and So mm f fl.4 $350 or any reasonable offer, I 111 1 1 NW fl- 2
offer Tom 377-8947 (A-5T-63-P) lense must sacrifice, $350 or best' offer, 20 dr, 377-8524 ask for dovl If you I,,, N. W PItS _
call 377-4436 (A-lOT-oS-P> )
phone (o-2t-66-p)
for sale martin', classical guitar' N-10
model plus hardshell case $400 please 68 C harger-Dodge 383 automatic A-C 1 I960 mercury comet' Insp.rebuilt' enginenew THE
come by our house 2715 NW 4 place silver, w-red Interior, clean $900.'washer brakes very reliable will take best
mornings only (A-5T-65-P) & dryer-general electric $300. adding offer ca I evenings at 377-7907 keep
machine $60. gloss table w-chalrs coll- till 1 11 1
Arthur Ashe tennn. racket for sale$66.00new trying (o-51-M-R)
377-2990 377-2187 (A3T65.P)
now on sale for SO.00 or best offer Antique 1955 Ford Truck body, tires,
for information, call Mike, Brener at' 376- Bic-lux stereo amp. bass and treble for engine excellent. Needs Transmission NFERNQ
3602 after 5 p.m. ((0-51-6"p) each channel, 25 rms per channel. Ingreat Call David 373-2224 keep trying. (a.lOt-
shape 180 $95. Derrick 66-p)
new yours
size waterbed
queen complete$50 00 30
gal. nquarlum' I fish food, everything 376-3537 After 5pm. (A-3T-65-P) 1973 Honda 350 Excellent Condition
$50.Ou dresser $30.00 best with helmet Call David 373-2224 keep 4
buy on all for tale registered beagle puppies, $50 MATINEE TODAY It
trying (a-I Ot-66.p)
kinds of scuba 3".7012Rondy (A-5T-63- Kawasaki 500, 8000 miles $700 Phone 3:15,4:15,9:15: : :
P) 373-3947 (A-3T-65-P) classic 70 Honda. CB750: windjammer, SORRY It
konis, dual discs, more. excellent it NOPASSESOR It
condition. $1400 MINIMUM Serious
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\J LJfli3exHaustyIing)' '$... ; 5.7HAPPY Fisher 203 receiver almost'new will'take .. . .. .
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helmets manual & tools Included. Will Comedy Starring
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men'l omf scorcher 10-speeds Liberia
speed 7
n. months old Br. furn
-w-only fWden one, bright orange good condition Asking $100 but close to U of F and westgate 2-br, air-conditioned furnished .
[htwslght best offer Over $65.00 call bargain call Tom 372-3237 (A.2T.67.P will shopping own patio, new carpet, lock, mobile home, adjacent to U.F. campus ABOUT OUR "STUDENT DISCOUNT
"thy 373-4516 after 6 pm (A-2T-67-P) Corport sole: hundreds of guollty books)| peep 148 mo.hole, ac 373.1376 and heat(,b walk- in closet, $140 per month, $25 deposit, no lease MON. FRI. 9:00-6:00: : PM SAT. 10:00-2:00: : PM
5t64p1Poommote 377-0049 B-1T-67-P
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NIQUE, CUSTOM DESIGNED 10 R 50 (biography, literature, monarchs, 1012 S. MAIN 372.4341
bite Home 2 OR, air conditioned, psychology, science, sociology) 60 wanted own room 4 bdrm wanted quiet mature responsible t ST.
sing, storm windows, built-in cent off cover, LP records from 50 cents per, twnbs$80 won + I.. utl call 373-5957 or roommate own bedroom & bathroom V> Ill
rage. Call after 5, Weekends, 378- 8 track topes$2.Sot*Sun, 'lam to ftp4521 Mop by 2930 SW 23rd terr opt 1106 the utll. la Bonne Vie Apt 306 377-7886 or
NW 28th Tern (|A-1T-67.P)| village opt (B-3T-65-P) 376.8424 ((6:00: pm) ask for Nerlda rent *******************************

rehouse full of furniture refrlgator Campus Credit. Union, has 1970 Toyota All Uh'' Paid Clean&specious apt $105.00 (B-5T-67-P) *
9 00 trundle bed$69.00 kitchen tables land Cruiser for sole, 1973 Oatson, 1971 biking distance to campus in NW section opt to sublease,available feb 24 close to STUDENT GOVT. PRODUCTIONS
$1JOO drape $500 Pinto 2 bdr, 172 378-8336 J
BO 00 carpets up & many more used cars. Coll 392- No lease, drapes. Kitchen campus pool mo
b electric stove$45.00 mirror mite. 20 0393 (A-30T67-C) wquippod Ideal for itudentsll after 5 pm. (B 10T-67-P) I
ch bicycle $18.00 cedar chest 3009 NEh Open 9om 8pm 377-6992 Sublet modern 1 bdrm opt by Feb 1 *. PRESENTS *
way behind bowling alley off FOR RENTFemale 3 bdt. home on 11 acres amongst 150.00 mo unfurnished N.W. 26th. ave ?
''aldo rood 377-9835 open 16 week wooded and 378.0787 B-5T-67-P
pines pastures. low rent ( )
yl 9-5 sot. sun. 1.4 (A-3T-67-P) with, hoot fully equipped kitchen
2 bdrm 2 bath Brondwine luxury located minutes east of the City ((11410)) WANTED I A FREE MOVIE j jR
opt $67 \'I. ulil. Jan rent FREE; furn., Open 7 days 377-6992
hid pool, etc. call 378.6031 or come by 3 bd,home 5 blocks from U of Flo. __
roommate wanted for *'
W-189 (b-2t66p) Ideal location -- country living *
for students Spaciouswith 15 min to U of F -own bedroorn .- S65 *
r/o 055 5 055 WANT TO MOVE all appliances air, heat, carpets, + 1-3 util. -- liberal but mature call ,.
15 ADMSnDl If you desire' to move from your present drapes, fenced. ((1149)) charlie qt 378-41SO (days) (C-5T-63-P)
location we con rent,sublet or find you Open 9am to 8pm 377-6992
a roommate Immediately at NO COST. $90 month fustic cosy home in quiet female roommate for 2 br apt 61.75 a F FlTALL'
Call todayll!! location Pets allowed no lease. mo. + '/ utilities' near mall central air, WALKING
United Real Estate Assoc. Inc. Better hurry ((11712)) pool, tennis' sauna urgent (c-
r 113 NE 16th Ave. 377.6992 (b-fr-55-c)) Open 7 days 377-6992 5t64p) !
1 ion- 2 roommates wonted 116.50 or $78 2 bdr Apt.Walk to campus Some util./ 1 male roomate to share bdrm In 2 bdrm Ri
l mo utilities bedroom 2 both furn opt paId. Extra sharpe in Ideal NW location. townhouse Oak Forest 73.33 mo ... 1-3 !
Country I gardens great location call 378- No lease carpets,drapes, fully equipped utilities |Ian rent free call Walter or Tom \
1761 (B-5T-63-P) kitchen ((1206)) 373.9342 (c.5t.64.p) IE
Open 9am to 8pm 377-6992 E
ROOMMATE JAN. RENT PAIDI Stereo $125 home all util paid Nearby lake roommate wonted or own room in 4 br
THICK Shag etc VIZCAYA $90 + 'I.* collage Fully furnished with heat, oak forest apt comfortable bike to UF
utilities 377.11.. or 373.2453 Barry carpet, drapes, fenced Pets OKII $86 mo call chuck or bill 373-1617 (c-5t-
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furnished $150 a month Inquire after 5 shore bedroom furnished opt spring with, these companies, send 1972. Ford (Pinto, excellent cond, auto 1st Ave. pork close to bryont, llgert,
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I WITH THIS I II liberal female roommate. wonted own male roomate wonted fully furnished 1968 mustang; fair condition. 302 engine: COED facial hair removed permanently
bedroom 2 blocks from campus$77.50 a apt at country manor, $67.50 ma.x listeners Wanted: Must be native $700 negotiable.see jlm or vl between 6& 8prn Call Edmund Dwyer
I COUPON I II month, !h utilities, call 373.9396 no pets til. $5000dep. call 377.8066 anytime English, spooking + mutt hove normal any weekday. 1201 N W. 39th Ave (g- electrologisl, over 20 years experience
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L.J 2 female roommates to share room In 2 between 1 1pm. 8 4 p.m Man thru Fri.
Need.two. emoleroommateseasygoing bdrm french qtr apt $50 mox util We will pay $2 per hour (E-10T43-C) '68 chevy van new tires and shocks 307 ONE.YEAR.OlD (mostly) LAB needs
responsible 1512 NW 2nd st 378- each move in feb 1 377.7833 Cindy or, v.83 speed stand excellent condo many home. Very affectionate and intelligent
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good home Poscoe (C.5T.65.P) you an impossible job? (G-5T.63 14th Dr /IJSRS4NC1) .
ROOMMATE for own room in spacious 3 applications are currently being accepted PIPERSONAL --
Female Poommole wanted $60 + '4 BR at Kings Creek FEMALE $88 and 1.3 for fall, 1975 resident, assistant Wedding invitationi" $11).*0 per 100,
STREIT'SSCHWINNCYOERY utilities call Andrea or Sher 378.2077 positions, with the division of housing business cords $9.95, rubber stomps,
utilities' Gatorwood Apts.. Call. .P Debbie (C.3T-67.P) apply before feb. I, 1975 at one of Living with your boyfriend and need o magnetic signs, offset printing Cliff Hall I
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2'women to .experience a farm In C.A. bachelors apartment twice monthly.
1614 N.W.13th ST. free lodging for help with chores. $300 Must hove own transportation Call 392- Attractive ladies for nude modelling.
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Join the available for junior college transfers. PEWAPDI TEST. Nationwide test to prepare for
offered for white
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Seasonof silver watch lost in or around the
the ,
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UNIV aud area frday nite If found
floor or tigert info desk (J-5T.63.C)
The AmericanFilm please coil 3"8.9901 (jl_3T.65 P)__
Theatre.The chewable 125 mg 250 tabs for $2.99 at Found: Small brown S white puppy near Travel discounts, year-round. Student Air
long as supply lasts. Other sale items corner of N.w !12h, St & univ ave. Call Travel Agency, Inc. 5299 Roswell Rd.
Rosehip 500 mg, 1000 mg CB Complex, 3781112 (L5T67P) Atlanta Ga. 30342, 252-3433 (M.14T60P HEALTH FOODS

Multi'vitamin at MOTHER EAPTH 604 Found: Pair of glasses' with victory on ) Hoffman & Welder
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great sentimental value reward please Herbs, Dairy Products
N call 392-8326 keep trying!'"11 (I-2T-67) auto repair, imported and domestics fine '
1508 NW 13th ST. 3727836
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work ot even finer rates, call 377-0307 or I -J Cosmetics
alternative learning community: an Found: Travelers Check found at the come by 216 NE 3rd Ave. Ask for Bill, or
ongoing stale accredited school with, Plaza in front of the' library West Coll Mike, (M.5T-67.P) Blrkonctock Sondols
several openings for children ages 5.8 372-7840 (L5T67P) '7 Wort University Ave. Downtown
KNOCK OUT VDI Fight Vehicle Dirt at
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NOW OPEN, Specializing in English haircutting
Jan.27th and 28th PG
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(April 21,22)) PG for weekend trysts Call Toby master DRY TORTUGAS for spring break diving Government Programs.
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JACQUES BRELIS Pooh.III trade you a big hug and an ear Key West march 21-25 or 25.29 All scuba
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available at most AFT in meeting young women. Write to: And Counseling? A group will be offered .
participating theatre box LDM, 1605 N.w. 21sl Ave. Gainesville, ( on thursday, 12 noon to 1 1:30: P.M.
Fla. 32601 ((1-5.t'-67.P)
offices. $20.00. by the' womens walk in counseling
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Coaches must bounce high wear gold hat

Then wear the gold hat, if that will move somehow,he is going to be in for angry, soul-searching times. GREG FORRER
her Jf you can bounce high, bounce far Times that may leave him or her without a job. Times that
her too, Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, may leave him or her open to ridicule and unjust abuse.

high bouncing lover, I must have you!" .ave you.'*
dance the audience
They must and wear gold hat for the Harlan knows -
t.r THEY DO CRY other things, though.
while always side-stepping rotten fruit. They know that each
D'Invilliers Southeastern Con
Thomas Parke how ,quickly they forget his impressive
season, only one coach in any conference can really give his I
.. (Precede to Fitzgerald's Great Gatsby!) fans what they want. ference'past..
How quickly fans have forgotten that Lotz arrived here just
Such is the love affair of a coach in sports bounce, high Only,one can wear the gold hat. Only one can bounce last year and turned the Basketball team around. Now, half
and, wear the gold hat. The fans will love you. higher than the others way into the second season with Lotz, the fans see no national
But bounce around on your behind at dust level for a while BUT THEY all try. Most of them are real people. Doug They grumble.A .
..the fans will come tumbling down upon you. No longer will Dickey is a man. Bill Harlan' is a man, the same for Dave power.COACH can do only so much. He may have to post
they cry "I must have you." Fuller,John Lotz, Jimmy Carnes. Bill Potter, Gary Schneider, bond to snatch an occasional athlete out of the tank. He
They will cry for your head. etc. They find where it's at in a different place. counsels as if a father at times. At times he is a brother at
SUCH IS THE LIFE ot a coach--it makes one wonder why But they try to find it. times religious counsel.At .
anyone would enter the profession in the first place. Every It would be unfair to say that Dickey did not wear the gold times they are bastards.But .
oerson that does so enters with the knowledge that sometime, hat and bounce high this past fall. Yet nobody cryed "I must they are never magicians.

The Independent f \ ..

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'.;, r s Gators attempt to mow

71 a Kentucky's bluegrasstalented

fi 1kL BY ANDY COVEN team has more artillery to Kentucky five. Larry Brewster started
Alligator Sports Writer throw at the Gators this time "It's a mismatch on the against Mississippi and
:J around as two 6-foot-1 fresh. boards so we'll have to do an totaled 11 points on' the
During the first half of the man, Rick Robey and Mike extraordinary job boxing out evening.
season, John Lotz's Gators Phillips, hold down the the Wildcats," Lotz saad. "In THE GAME will mark a
have come very close to middle for the improved, addition we'll have to keep homecoming of sorts for three
winning the big ones but in Kentucky team. moving on offense and not Gator players as Don Bostic
x each instance the Orange and "AND THEIR other four make the foolish mistakes and Bob Lindsay are.both
s Blue have fallen a few meager players are all talented that have hampered us so far from Louisville and guard
; Sr points shy of victory. enough to play in the pros," this season. Mike Ledermen is from
"It teally hurts," Lotz Lotz said. "They are a "IT WILL have to' be a nearby Leo, Indiana.
admitted late last week. "Our tremendously physical team total effort if we expect to win "We have eight people who
team is made up of fightersand that really plays a tough man but our kids are young and are capable of starting so the
? sR1DA1' when they come so closeto to man defense." they've battled hard all yearso people who begin the game
beating teams like Indiana, The four players Lotz was I expect a good effort." aren't the only importantones
) c: Penn and Tennessee. it's referring to are senior forward Lotz did admit, that ," said Lotz when asked
t bound to hurt Jimmy Dann Conner, senior, Florida's five-point victoryover about his starting lineup
TilE GATORS will get guard Mike Flynn, senior Mississippi ,probablygave against the Wildcats.The .
'-' .. another chance to win what forward Kevin Grevey and the team a great deal of G a tors are currently 3-
t' :. ", Lotz calls, "a big one," senior forward Bob Guyette.In confidence though he pointedout 3 in the Southeastern Con-
'" ,. .,..,1.t. .""'" <"< IN Saturday in Lexington as they addition Coach Joe on that same night, ference and 7-9 overall
-.", ',.'' ... ,..".:;.;..'' ''..,,:- .."" !" ,.n,,,.' challenge the nationally Hall's team has a talented Kentucky was ,gaining some Lotz said to win a big one
>Ii :; ''.. : ranked Kentucky Wildcats. bench as they have already confidence of its own as they would mean the world to his
f _;... What makes things even upset such powers as North upset Alabama.A basketball team as it would
... photo by andy newman worse for the 'Gators is that Carolina and Notre Dame decision by Lotz is expected give them a huge lift for the
., t. Kentucky well remembers the earlier this season. to be made right rest of the season.
beating Florida handed them IT IIASNT taken Lotz before game time concerningwho And he mentioned it wouldbe
I UF FRESHMAN CENTER LARRY BREWSTER right in Lexington last season. much pondering to figure out his starting center will be awful nice winning that big
may get starting lob against 'Cats But the talented Kentucky how his team can upset this against Kentucky. Freshman one in Lexington

I : Gator wrestlers travel for double dual meet 'I'IBy I

CHRIS GARRITY ISS: -wdl have their hands full tor the Gators. e, : ,1
Alligator Sports Writer Schneider said he plan to wrestle Saville against Walker
and Lubell against Auburn's Moore, while Davis will wrestle H 55
After a two-week hibernation, the Gator wrestling squad both matches.
will travel to Auburn. Ala., for a double dual meet with "This will be Jeffs first match at 158 and I think he will be r1V1ll tS
Southeastern Conference SEC foes Auburn and Tennessee able to handle this class easier than 167," Schneider said.
Saturday. OTHER CHANGES for UF will come in the 118, 126, and 4
The Gator grapplers will have a chance to look at their 167 classes.
competition Friday night when Auburn entertains Tennessee Freshman Vic Holloway and senior Bob Roberts'will
beror the Gators wrestle Tennessee Saturday afternoon at one wrestle in the 118 and 126 weights according to how Friday's
o'clock, and Auburn that same night at 8 p.m. match goes and freshman John Orr will fill in at 167.
GARY SCHNEIDER head wrestling coach for UF said he Last year the Gators defeated both Auburn and Tennesseein
expects Tennessee to be the tougher of the two, but added. duel matches but Auburn edged UF in the SEC tourn-
"Auburn is awful tough in four weight classes: 126. 134, 150, ment winning their third straight crown.
and 158." SCHNEIDER SAID, "I'm. extremely happy with' the way
Included in this group"are Auburn's Pat Moore two-time we're going and the progress we've made so far," and added
I SEC champion at 150. ,and Gary Crews, two-time SEC that the matches will be important for two reasons.
t runnerup at 158. "It will help our wrestlers with SEC seeds and in outs'
t Tennessee also figures to be strong in these two weight national ranking if we can come up with two solid victories;
classes. SEC champs Buddy Walker and Ethan Reezes will 'he said.
... wrestle at 150 and 158. respectively. If the Gators come up with two victories it would boost their photo by erlc ruin
150-POUNDERS Bob Saville and Dan Lubell. and senior Jeff string to 29 dual meet wins, a streak that stretches back two WRESTLING COACH GARY SCHNEIDER
Davis -. who recently dropped from the class ,i '
167-pound to years. .'Tennessee to be tough'I



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Gourmet Fresh Seafoods By RICK ADELMAN > :,'"
Alligator Sports Writer
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Lobster .
All-America track stars
Scallops Crab Claws fl..tiwrt Doug Brown and Darwin
Bond have graduated but the
Mullet Shrimp Tennessee Volunteers

promise to be as tough as ever
Rock Shrimp
Trout In Unxeploited Areas Saturday night when they face
Stone Crab Claws Private Parties the Gators in Knoxville.This .

is UF's only dual meet
Everything Prepared Fresh For You of the season and Gator
assistant coach Dave Adkins
said a victory over the
= defending SEC and NCAA f kt .
OUR NEEDLECRAFT KITS champions could really prove
beneficial later on."IT .
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psychological edge going into
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going to hand us a race. .
We're going to have to do our
AFGHANS | best."

The Vols have yet to run
Seen in current Needlecraft j
their full team this season so GATOR HIGHJUMPER STEVE OTt
/ 'J publicationsIt's their overall strength is not takes on rival Mark Branch Saturday nightUNIVILORIDAJ

for you at the Handicrafters But coach Stan Huntzmandoes Senior Bowl meet as Cartier sprint coach Ben Vaughanfeels In the 1000 yard run the
\1 VA" along with quality materials, have established people broke the tape in 4:13.7.: that Mike Sharpe, Willie Orange and Blue will, be
reasonable prices, personal in SEC cross country champ Betts will double in the 880- Wilder, or Stan Harris could represented by Senior Bowl ,
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Jones and highjumper Mark and Tom Doerr. who has run a 9.1 hundred. Swede Par Wallin. Hesley
< Branch. BOTH TUITT and Doerr "But if he's ready," warned Bostic is slated for the
JJandwwbteftgIN THE GATORS will .were victorious at the Senior Vaughan "he'll be awfully hurdles.
Bowl. Tuitt won the 600 but tough." The high jump finds two
counter Davey in the two mile
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Wimpy will be a Gator longsuit. UF's Steve Ott has made 7'/.
Cartier also joins Frank Alexander will fill Tuitt's 600 Brown has exhibited signs of SEC champ Will Freemanwill
Betts in the mile run for the vacancy. greatness in winning at both pole vault while Fletcher
second consecutive meet. The The 60-yard dash could be the CYO Invitational and the Lewis competes in the long
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I Gator actionThe .: ;
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UF women's tennis Joining the Ga tor line-up is LAST YEAR UF's only two Saturday in Alligator Alley at Gainesville, Fta. 32601
team swings into action freshman Judy Acker who losses in their 8.2 season came 2 p.m.
Saturday as it opens its season took over the number one slot at the hands oT Rollins THE LADY'Gators, with a
against Florida State from Keyes in a ladder College and the University of 3-1 l record,defeated Rollins atWinter
University in Tallahassee. tournament, and Barbara Miami. Both were 9-0 shut Park 57-41 earlier this

Lady Gator coach Sue Black, a Miami-Dade transfer outs. season. a
Whiddon says her team is .the student. "That won't According 'to Coach Paula
strongest it has ever been. COACH WHIDDON said any Welch the Gators have both
more, predicted the Gator
"WE ARE definitely that the season opener would coach. height and speed advantageover
stronger, and have better give the netters a chance to Rollins."I MIDWINTER'CAR
depth than we've ever had," check their strengths. and am very confident thatwe
"Our is
said the coach, adding that weaknesses. team definitely will win this one," Welch
there are three returning "We're, trying new doubles contention stronger and with very Rollins.much" She in said and predicted her team SERVICE DEAL!
players and two new freshmanon team" explained the coach, said that scholarships have over Rollins by at least 10
scholarship. emphasizing the importance points.
Returnino Lady Gators of.doubles points. made competition tighter, WELCH SAID that the pt'
include (eyes, senior.. "As far as I'm concerned "and place a big question Lady Gators still need to be 4 Whee1..10
She pIa)'... jn the number one doubles points are crucial. mark on" all up-coming more aggressive on defense,
spot last year, but starts off You have got to have them or but was pleased offensively.,
this season filling the numbertwo you just aren't' going to win "We could do with less spurtsof
position.. Sue Eiges, a matches. I think our new ... good play and look smoothall 1 sr
junior, and Debbie Dunkin. a combinations will work, of the time but we're
sophomore, are both back to giving us some depth that The UF women's basketballteam doing well."
compete for UF. we've lacked in the pas ." faces Rollins Collegetop The Lady Gators are
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LOUIS BRANCACCIO find a very strong South swimmers two weeks ago quadruple meet Saturday at
Alligator Sports Writer Carolina team.HARLAN and their absence may play a noon. ALL
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independent flag football. Competition starts Monday., already beaten Miami's diversin doing is practicing as if it CAR SERVICE
Contact the 1M office, 229 Fla. Gym, 392-0581, Miami and that is an were the real thing," explained
Student wive's badminton league starts Monday,Jan. 27, in accomplishment in itself. the coach, adding AT LOW LOW PRICES !
Norman gym. Team representatives need to pick up their Assistant Coach Pete "We've been pressure
schedule. Orschiedt said the' South training both mentally and
Sensei Shigeru Takashina., chief instructor of the South Carolina team is "very wellcovered" physically.",
Atlantic Karate Assoc. will be the UF Shotokan
visiting or has more than While 'the Lady Gators
Karate Club Fri., Jan. 24 4:30: p.m., for special instructionand adequate depth. have yet to win a meet this
demonstration. Mr.Takashina is a fifth degree black belt "They also have a new season, Coach Philips said the LUBE and FRONT ENDALIGNMENT
from Japan.All assistant coach this year who team spirit is good. OIL CHANGEIncludes
Univerity Special Events in Foul Shooting for men and was a former American "Our routines are looking to 5 quartsof Precision alignmentby
women will be held from 5-8 p.m.. Saturday,Jan. 25. record holder" Orschiedtsaid. much more polished, and I high up grade oil. skilled mechanics.
The UF Judo Club will ,sponsor the Senior Invitational think that we can do well.
Tournament Saturday Jan. 25, at 10 a.m. to be held in the UF's record is currently 4.3 We've had a really good
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' But mother Linger fickin' good!

never warned me (EAST ST. LOUIS, III. A sign of the times? Harry

Brown, owner of Brown's Food Store reports a steady
about the nights....... trade in two dishes popular during the Depression
among southern sharecroppers raccoon and
Face it. We're on the edge of another Depression.But opossum. Since Nov. 9, 1974, Brown says he has sold .
don't worry because we're gonna have a great about 500 pounds of raccoon and about 40 pounds of
time, just like our parents did in the last one. Forgetall opossum for 69 cents a pound. According to Brown,
those scare stories you grew up with about the raccoon Is best prepared' barbecued and opossum
1930s and how "You kids got it good, yo shouldaseen parbroiled. -
what we went through."
Granted, the""30s brought tight money situationsand

a scarcity of f jobs. But, American: society, in its Two factsCount
noble I tradition, responded with its usual degree of
unreality so that the decade was marked with plentyof .
'em )
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out and-out craziness. The'30s' gave birth to some Like lemmings,
great things: the five-day week, monopoly, bathtub 1. 15,407 moonshine stills were seized in 1931.
gin, Shirley Temple, pinball machines, Flash Gordon, the multitudes flockto 2. Between 1930-36( the production of cigarettes
the five-cent apple, the Lone Ranger, Social Security, their miniature climbed from! 123 billion to 158,billion.Dropping .
Benny Goodman, the jitterbug, some truly golf .courses

magnificent gangsters and lots, lots more. with'
On Nov. 7, 1929, less than two weeks after the yoyo'sAfter
bottom fell out Sand $30 billion had been blown into the crash, most people agreed that what the c\ :c44

thin air, a couple of sickeningly optimistic country really needed was a new industry -
songwriters hit it big with a.number that started off:: something that would revitalize a sagging economy.In '? 6q 7

this case, necessity was the mother of absurdityand
er I "So long sad times, Go 'long bad times, rl Miniature Golf was born.
We are rid of you at lastl I "J Filled with the "Happy Days" spirit, carefree
Howdy gay times! Cloudy grey times crowds shucked their troubles and flocked to
You are now a thing of the past. roadside courses during the winter of 192930. Yes, ...
'Cause Happy Days are here again." while the real world struggled on, millions of :
= M Americans actually set about knocking. little balls \.'.. :
OAr' "'Happy Days are Here Again" along cottonseed greens, down drainpipes, through
Jack Yellen and Milton Ager mouseholes and over wooden barricades.It .

was all great fun and Miniature Golf courses
cleared over $125 million during the first' year of
operation, at the height of the Depression.. Y
And, as if to show that there was no monopoly on .
the market, shrewd American
absurdity out... .
businessmen came up with a perfect toy for the
timesthe The market died with
Yo-yo. Yo-yo post
"Did you hear about the fellow who engaged a
World War II affluence and the principal hotel room and the clerk asked him whether he
manufacturer Duncan Co., went out of
Yo-yo "
wanted it for sleeping or jumping?
arM'MM .ww .t.NIWM iy !9. Ms Rh. w <.GRR.-YICY.NAn business in 1965. But now, with "Happy Days" back
"No, but I heard there were two men who jumped
again, Duncan has reopened and its 1 14 man team of "
hand-in-hand because they held a joint account.
Gear today Yo-yo pros is once again touring the country. This (yuk, yuk)
; time they've updated a bit and the 1975 Yo-yo line
tomorrow features "The Satellite" ($2.49)) with battery-
gone powered bulbs that light up from centrifugal force..
,Damn the economic Indicators, f full speed ahead I Get of free
"Depression shows man as a senseless cog in a jail
t' machine which is beyond
senselessly whirling *** * * * * * *
human understanding and fails to serve any .purpose' *"Life is just a bowl of cherries. i (Do not pass,go but collect $200 anyway)

but its own." '*Don't make it serious., P .: So, now that you're ready.to make the best of the.

Peter F. Drucker *Life is too mysterious.,. /' jf "Happy Days" why not go all the way'and'start.the
,. Depression with ,lean! slate. Do what more than
Rudy Vallee I ,>1931 *. ,10,000 other U.S. students_ have done; in the past
... .y. . ., . .. ...y. 4'.'* decode -: declare' bankruptcy. Forget the social

stigma ((155,707 U.S. citizens did !it in 1973 alone),
Big bucks in rubber duckiesAs scrape together$50 and kiss your creditors goodbye.
Besides the relative cheapness 'filing for
bankruptcy, you don't need the services of an at-
the of the 30s
else, movies
with everything torney. But,;the best thing about i It is that t.once you
added to the absurdities of the times, proving that have filed ',and creditors have been notified, .
only in unreality could genius have free reign. The Light fire! > your '
and my \\ any money you receive after all yours--scot free.
Walt Disney film was'a huge popular: success
But you better act fast. The Federal Bankruptcy Act
"Snow White" was actually cited by one critic as the Rumor has it that ,either ABC,or CBS will soon, is scheduled toundergo revision this year and talk is
"happiest thing that has happened In the world spring a new attempt to capture,the a.m. news that student, 'loans will be made into non-

since the Armistice." market now held by NBC furthermore, dischargeable, debts. Happy daysl! _
And while the whole country was humming"Helghh the new show will be based,arf FDR1popular ," 9' '. ,.' .
and"Whittle While You Work." the toy .,,' .. .t
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business was, thriving. During the first part,of{ 1938, i 1't 'show will l>e'"called "Gens'< t"1'r f' > .r -
$3 million J' .
when, still tough, over "
thlngs were, pretty r 'tr.. : English Muffin Hour,. ,
wortr&f f Disney toys'were' sold. That summer, while "Prosperity. is just! around. the 'corner .: :'?
the wheels of most factories were turning only In- *l'1.f ,Herbert Hoover,,1931 '
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was three weeks behind orders making rubber .1 '
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to school and then raced up a few'flights of stairs so people feel/ 'good. '
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t whole body is throbbin' You made it before the bell rang,but that only gave has led to abuses.In .
you extra time to bend over"'a'microscope.Your .- early times, massage was often linked to bath
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Good News! you. 'The United States today is more promiscuous
What you need may not be aspirin, or anything society," said Bruce Simer, a'member of the Florida
stronger for that matter. Maybe you just need a little' Board of Massage and president of the Florida State
therapy by lynda homier body therapy a massage. ,Massage Association.

As early as 1,000 years before Christ, people like "Massage may be used as a guise for prostitution
photo by John moran Homer were using massage as a relaxant for tired and other illicit activities," Simer said.

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recently, closed down five call girl fronts in Miami. friends spill fragrant oils on each other in attempts at tegration, or "rolfing," as it is called after its
According to Simer's apprentice, Judy Keathley, massage. originator Ida Rolf. ,
Florida has the strictest set of codes governing There are two ways a person can become,licensed 'The philosophy behind rolfing is that man is a
massage except for a small area in Germany. to practice massage in Florida. One is to become an whole being and that the body is plastic and capableof
"I 1 guess that's because they,are concerned about apprentice to a licensed person for nine months. The change," said Rick Sword who has studied the
preserving and improving on the image of massage' other way is to attend a licensed school for ten technique in New Jersey and Colorado for two years.
she said. months, or 1,050 contact hours. He hopes to finish his study in May and then set up a
Simer preserves the image in his private practice at Before Simer opened his school in Gainesville, the practice in Gainesville.
Simer's Institute of Massage Therapy here, by splittingup closest accredited school was in Miami. Now a personcan "Rolfing is not a type of massage," Sword said. "It
the workload according to sex. His apprentice learn massage technique, anatomy, physiology, is very different. Rolfing works on connective tissue,
massages only women. Simer works on the men's hydrotherapy and physical fitness right here. whereas massage works on muscles. The goals are
muscles.His On the non-professional side, there are classes In also different. Massage is mainly to relax the IndividuaL -
patrons go to him with hypertension, arthritis, Gainesville geared to body awareness rather than to increase circulation. Rolfing
high blood pressure and back and neck problems. licensing. systematically works on different parts of the body to
Some just go for the enjoyment and relaxation. James Nelson teaches two classes at Santa Fe establish balance and order.

Simer is concerned with professionalism in Community College and one at the University. All are Dr. Rolf now more than,80 years old developed the
massage. non-credit. technique after her arthritis, became disabling. She
'There is a tendency among popular youth groupsto "I i teach more on a sensitivity approach than a, refused to stay in a wheelchair, Sword explained.Since .
degenerate massage you massage me, I'll technical one. The atmosphere is 'awareness', the the development the 1920's the Guild for
massage you. Actually massage is a therapy that touch of bodies. I can get as technical as students Structural Integration has been established. Based in
should only be practiced by someone familiar with want. Some students have already learned anatomy, New Jersey and Colorado, the guild approves all new
anatomy and proper technique. so I don't teach it from that viewpoint," said ,Nelson, rolfers.
"Practicing without a license is a violation of state who besides having a small private practice is "You must be rolfed completely before you can
law, a misdemeanor. We don't like to enforce it that currently student in Asian Studies. become a" rolfer," Sword said. "You cannot know
way, but technically if a friend massaged you and Nelson learned some of his techniques in Japan, what an organized body is like until your becomes
caused injury, your friend would be liable," Simer which may explain his interest in shiatsu, or polarity ,organized.
said. "The body is easily injured.' therapy. Like acupuncture, Shiatsu makes use of "Rolfing sometimes feels good, sometimes some
Still,'The Massage Book," "The Art of Sensual certain sensitive zones' in the body. Pressure may be pain is involved. It is an experience In growing," he
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It's a job that most newsmen only dream of : 1 '
traveling around the United States looking for personality by jane tolbert ., .
outlandish or interesting people and events. Things "
like musical saw players, swimming pigs and "worm- artwork by bill day' ..
grunting" not to mention tree-sitting marathonsand :
egg-holding contests.
But for Charles Kuralt and the crew of CBS's "On the America and t the United States covering wars, riots With this change of power, Kuralt said, "The first thing v
Road", searching for out-of-the-ordinary. glimpses of and other crises. .. I thought of was the idea for the series. So, I tried the !,
America is a way of life., It was en route to the scene of one of these news idea on' him and his deputy, Ernest leiser' They said,
Kuralt has said that ". .when CBS goes out to shoota events that Kuralt got the idea for the series. 'Sure, well try it and make a three month project out
documentary, they take along a cameraman a "A cameraman named Jimmy Wilson and I were of it.' : c
soundman, an electrician, an assistant cameraman, a flying out to Cleveland on a very clear night, probably That was over seven years ago.The series has been s: r
researcher a producer. .But when the"On the Road" around January or February. We were flying out to running since October, 1967. '
crew strikes out, it's just Charlie, Charlie, Izzy and Cleveland, looking down at the lights and drinking I "On the Road" now receives the second largest'' c
Larry. suppose, and talking about how each one of those amount of mail at CBS News. Mike Wallace and "60
Charlie number one is Kuralt, who thought up the lights probably represented a story and how it wouldbe Minutes"gets the most, and ", .he asks for it," Kuralt : t
series back in 1967. The other Charlie is Charlie nice to go on the road to just do little features said. Approximately 200 to 300 letters a week come in
Quinlan the electrician. He's covered all kinds of riots, about people who wouldn't otherwise be on for Kuralt's series from viewers all over the country, !
,freedom marches,demonstrations and says he has the television." suggesting people, places and l events to cover. This is I '
scars to show for it. Then there's Izzy, Isadore Block- Kuralt went to New York and tried out the idea on where some of the ideas for stories come from, along I
man, the cameraman, who's been with the series for Fred Friendly, who was then the president of CBS with stories the crew runs'across In its travels. f
four years. Larry is Larry Gianneschi, the soundman'who News. Friendly thought it w ould be a "waste of time;" With all these ideas pouring into CBS News one I .
worked for Edward R. Murrow's "See It Now." however,he did suggest"that if Kuralt wanted 'to do wonders how the actual stories for the "On the Road" r
The crew cruises the backroads of the countryside, something similar, on Vietnam, that "that wouldn't bea series are selected from the .pile. "Part of it i is experience -"
in a white Cortez motor home, with an insignificant- bad idea." ," Kuralt said. "Somehow when I read a ,I
'looking CBS eye on the side and an inscription In Kuralt said he figured that would make him the person's letter or read an old yellowed newspaper :
small blade letters, "On the Road.'When the small "Ernie Pyle of Vietnam or something' "ttt. 'X>n the.Road" crew arrives to do' a story, it's more "But, I had been to Vietnam'enough. I felt it was a feeling about the story. I cdn' maglne how it might
like,friends dropping in and less like a production. pretty good idea, too, but I really wanted to do turn out_to be a good one and'it almost always does.
Kuralt had ,been a regular newspaper reporter and, something about the home country about America.But Part of it is being burned In the past. There is'a certain
worked for nearly ten years in television news before Friendly turned the idea down.". category of stories that sound funny or poignant. But, i his "dream"assignment of "On the Road" began; His Shortly after Friendly's rejection of, the proposed when you arrive, on the scene, they're' not." !: I
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puch places as Sopchoppy, Florida where Kuralt did write the script until I arrived.We plates instead of numbers. ," ,
story on "worm grunting." were at dinner and Kuralt was telling us about We did find a 10JQA, ((10, Jack, Queen, King, Ace.)

In San Marcos, Texas, Kuralt how the story was coming along and said, "I 1 think I'll And, I chased (on foot) down the main street,of Reno,

overed a story on a swimming! pig which he said was end it with, 'Afterwards we remembered that's how a Mazda with a plate that said "HMMMMM," which

J robobly the "low point" of the series. And, in Mohr's those others felt, those earlier shepherds bearing Kuralt used in the script to say, "And everybody knows

Nwt, Degraff, Ohio, Kuralt reported on an egg. gifts.' the piston engine goes 1x>ing, being, boing/ but the

W'ng' contest. The 'champ held thirty eggs. We all agreed that it sounded like a great Christmas Mazda goes, 'HMMMMM.' "

!Kuralt say "On the Road" does not represent an" story the old sheep rancher fixing the toys for We found a "MAXINE" In a parking lot, who Kuralt

empt "to prove anything." children compared with the shepherds bearing gifts figured 'triust be a hairdresser tomato-red VW witha
"don't have any philosophy about it. All it is, is lust when they went to Bethlehem to see Jesus. tag that read "TWO-MATO," and we followed "8
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? effort to put little feature stories on'the air. .1 I thinkS But, Kuralt suddenly '
"nice to acknowledge, once In a while, that the shepherds brought gifts- it was the three wise men." went up a steep hill. '
'hole country Isn't In flames. I think there's a value in We couldn't remember if the shepherds had brought After Reno' the next stop was Santa Cruz, where '

". once in. a while, reminding) '! people that the big anything. So, that night we all retired to our hotel Kuralt was planning to do a story on a musical saw

lack headlines all the violence that accompanied rooms to look up the Christmas story in those bibles player. The saw player, ,Tom Scribner, had Written

*' civil rights revolution, the Vietnam War after that, the Gideons leave in every room. about his "Lost Sound Band,"composed of Tom on the '

nd Watergate after. that and Inflation after that Kuralt was right. And the ending was changed to, first saw, Herman Olson or Ollje on the second saw' .

e things which attention, are, after ", .we remembered that's how those others felt, and Arlene Sutton'on the piano.
II; |lust part of what's consume our though they are too. those earlier shepherds who came with the The production took nearly five hours, and 2700 feet.
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To be on the road anywhere is good medicine, but "Well anyways," he continued, "The first railroad
traveling State Road AlA on Florida's east coast can yard we came to,. we saw one of the yard men
give the transient a unique dose of diversity. a'comin' toward our car: My'brother and I hid in the
There are sand dunes on Anastasia Island and corner as he slammed the door shut and we figuredwe
crumbling concrete jungles in ,Daytona. There are was safe.Well, 'bout eight'days later they openedthe
cowboys in Oak Hill and mullet fishermen in Jupiter. box car and we was in Seattle,Washington."
AlA passes through it all and gives an'aware travelerthe With raised eyebrows I interrupted and said, "Aw
chance to see how really different Florida's land come on Mr. Neck, how did you live in a box car for''
and people can be. eight days with no food or water?"
To obtain the 'full benefit of this experience I "Bananas, son. Why that box car was just packedfull
recommend taking your time and hitchike, camp of bananas. We was eatin' bananas the way to
whenever possible, and keep your eyes and ears Seattle. Yeah, I'll! never forget the look on them .
open to absorb the people and places. You will yardmens' faces when they saw us two road monkies
discover some pretty interesting personalities.My sittin' in the middle of all them banana peels and all
t Ax breakin' away lost weekend got off to a good that stinkin' yeller banana dung."
start when a wrinkled old man named Archie Neck "Yes sir," he said grinning from ear to ear, "Them
stopped to give a lift from Gainesville to Palatka. Witha were good times."
spit and a cough, his ancient Rambler rumbled off as For the remainder of the ride with Archie Neck, the
he asked me where I was heading. smile and dreamy glaze never left his face.
I told him I was going to the beach and most I intersected AlA at St. Augustine'and my first Im-
anywhere my thumb would take me. That must have pressions of the town were negative. Everywhere I
hit a retrospective nerve in old Mr. Neck because he looked were tourists and tourist traps: Zorayda
e smiled and seemed to pass into a dreamy-like daze Castle the enchanted palace of, Spain; Ripley's
memories so often bring. Believe It or Not, (I couldn't believe it, especially
"yeah Yeah, when I was younger," he said, opening display'a life-size stuffed Chinaman with
'I 1 use to travel abouts. My brother was ten and I was four eyes); and Potter's Wax Museum where Joan of
y R seven when we first decided to go a huntin'! ad Arc points a sword at you as you walk down the street.
venture. We was always fascinated with trains so one When I got away from the tourists, however, I
day we jumped into a box car on a freight. passin' discovered they were all missing the real class of St.
through Palatka. We didn't know where the train was Augustine. Like Flagler College, an absolute
goin' and we didn't much care. Mostly it gave us a monument in brick architecture; the restored Spanish
break from the school-I I guess like you're doin'right structures, built on cobblestone streets in the center of
now." the city; and of course, the beach.These are all placesGO

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DON'T TAILGATE," (I could read it pretty clearly)
and in the back of the wagon were some cages with
little black poodles in them looking at us.

Suddenly, this guy I am riding with freaks out and
starts flashing his headlights and honking his horn,

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town, could you drop me off here?"

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traveling State Road AlA on Florida's east coast can yard we came to,' ,we saw one of the yard men
give the transient a unique dose of diversity. a'comln'; toward our car. My brother and I hid in the
There are sand dunes on Anastasia Island and corner as he slammed the ,door shut and we figuredwe
crumbling! concrete jungles in Daytona. There are was safe.Well, 'bout eight days later they openedthe
cowboys in Oak Hill and mullet fishermen in Jupiter. box car and we was in Seattle,Washington."
AlA passes through it all and gives an'aware travelerthe With raised eyebrows I interrupted and said, "Aw
chance to see how really different Florida's land come on Mr. Neck, how did you live in a box car for
and people can be. eight days with no food or water?"
To obtain the full benefit of this experience I "Bananas, son. Why that box car was just packedfull
recommend taking your time and hitchike, camp of bananas.We was eatin' bananas all the way to
whenever possible, and keep your eyes and ears Seattle. Yeah, I'll never forget the look on them _
open to absorb the people and places. You will yardmens' faces when they saw us two road monkies
discover some pretty interesting personalities.My' slttin' in the middle of all them banana peels and all
breakin' away lost weekend got off to a good that .stin ln' yeller banana, dung."
t ,\ ? 4.%'Gp ffikallw start when a wrinkled old man named Archie Neck "Yes sir," he said grinning from ear to ear, "Them
stopped to give a lift from Gainesville to Palatka. Witha were good times."
spit and a cough, his ancient Rambler rumbled off as For the remainder of the ride with Archie Neck, the
he asked me where I was heading. smile and dreamy glaze ,never left his face.
I told him I was going to the beach and most I intersected A1A at St. Augustine 'and my first Im-
anywhere my thumb would take me. That must have pressions of the town were negative. Everywhere I
hit a retrospective nerve in old Mr. Neck because he looked were tourists and tourist traps: Zorayda"5
+ smiled and seemed to pass into a dreamy-like daze Castle the enchanted palace of Spain; Ripley's
memories so often bring. Believe It or Not, ((1 I couldn't believe it, especially
,, "yeah Yeah, when I was younger," he said, opening display -'a life-size stuffed Chinaman with
'I use to travel abouts. My brother was'ten and I was four eyes); and Potter's Wax Museum where Joan of
seven) when, we first decided to go a huntin' adventure Arc points a sword at you as you walk down the street.
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through Palatka. We didn't know where the train was Augustine. Like Flagler College, an absolute
goin' and we didn't much care. Mostly it gave us a monument in brick architecture; the restored Spanish
break from the school -I I guess like you're doin' right structures, built on cobblestone streets in the center of
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hallucinogenic feeling after waking from a night on BROILED STUFFED SHRIMP Shrimp Stuffed with Our Own Devil Crab 3.25
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My next ride heading south on AlA was unusual. It LAND & SEA Half Florida Lobster Served with a Delicious Filet :

was with a man about 25 in a souped up Mustang witha Sirloin Steak Cooked to Perfection . . .. . .". . .. . 5.7S;
little engraved plaque on his dashboard reading OYSTERS AUGRATIN Succulet Oysters Baked in.a Delicious Sauce . .. 2.95 ....

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was going. He opened his, mouth and I thought he was ,
to answer, but instead he tossed ITALIAN FLOUNDER Tender Flounder Baked in the Italian
going some multi- Fitherman't Own Special'Garlic Same . .. . . .. . 2.4S
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colored capsules down his throat and the RED SNAPPER-Regarded by Most at the King of the Sea SPAGHETTI .
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I was kind of startled, but didn't SCAMPI Tender Shrimp Broiled in the Italian Fisherman, Own
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concerned until he pulled within four feet of this Fried or Broiled .. . . .. .. .:.... .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. 2.95 VEAL PARMAGIANA Veal Prepared with Meat. Sauce,Monuarella 255
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and Served with
station wagon driving in front of us. The wagon had a Broiled Only. .. . .. :. .. .. .. ". .. .. ..'.,',... J 25 i SHRIMP PARMAGIANA- Delicious Spaghetti Shrimp Smothered in Our Own 2 95
bumper sticker on its fender that read "SHOWDOGS FRIED FISH SANDWICH Delicious Flounder on a Toasted Bun .:....1.25 Sauce,Topped with Mon//arclla Cheese .. .. .. ......_. .. .. .... . .. 295CHECK
- DON'T TAILGATE," (I could read it pretty clearly)
and in the back of the wagon( were some cages with
little black poodles in them looking at us.
Suddenly, this guy I am riding with freaks out and
starts flashing! his headlights and honking his horn,
then turns to me and literally screams, "That's true, I Iairt't
accept Charge
showdogs tailgate.
never seen no .
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Deciding this guy was definitely a psychopath, I and BankAmericard I.J
looked at my road map and calmly said, "So this is liiiJ ,
Painter's Hill. Say I've got a buddy who lives in this
town, could you drop me off here?"

"Ah sir, thanks. for the lift?"
With his eyes just staring at those poodles and his OUTDOMINO'S
foot glued to the gas pedal, he said nothing.

"You see sir," my voice cracking and. growing J
rather meek, ''"I've got this, buddy. "
Then like somebody just kicked him in the fun-

nybone,. he bellowed out in deep laughter, "You PIZZAWhen
should a seen their eyes, boy, them little poodles was
really shook." Then he stopped the car.
I bolted out the door and watched him drive away
thinking how much he would have enjoyed seeing my
eyes. you're in the mood for a delicious pizza with

One thing to keep in mind about hitching down AlA your favorite items on top. .why wait any longer than you
is that you have got to take it all in stride, because have tol Just call Domino's and have your pizza delivered hot,
actually it's you traveling on their turf fast, and free. Enjoy your delicious pizza without the hassles
. Another thing to remember is not to stop in Painter'sHill 9 of fighting the traffic or waiting in lines

under any circumstances. I waited for about To help check us out. .we're going to help
three hours in that town and then, as if I was jinxed, you out with a check good for$1.00 on a large or .50 on a 'fo\.

my next ride took me to Daytona. small pizza.
It was near dark and it was becoming evident that I

was going to have to (gasp) spend the. night in the
Wrinkle City.Daytona .
So the next time want a pizza in a hurry
Beach must rank as one of the top cities in you
the nation for pure fascist harassment and just all l' J check out the Domino's nearest you
around of the you'll be glad you did.
unpleasantness. It is definitely .one .
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Horses rented by the Hr. tb. sandwiches
Also hones for sale. 591- lor Iwrieft at 'You just say the word yogurt .
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REISANDa crowd last weekend, decided to focus their attentionon drove through the empty countryside he
the few travelers passing through town. A back large billboard advertising a Seventh
REDFORDTOGETHERI pack was the'only bait needed to'draw them and they Church with huge bloodshot eyes

marched down the beach, one after the other, ARRIVED STONED graffitied on it.
rounding up transients like cattle. "This is Mims, Florida," he said. "If
WIIl! >; ..-JI!!:' J 411l ... ... ,,",,{,.-!v "'''' Spaced about 15 minutes apart, the police would seen the sign, you'd a missed the city.

,,.., 1fI" approach, fire 'off strings of questions; "Lemme see But it was in Titusville I caught what
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IJ\\ me to show him how much money I had and when he and in a high nasal voice said, "Hi, my
\ looked in my wallet and saw only two dollars he clair Righteous, \I'm in yogurt.

a ,WAY'' chuckled sarcastically, "You can' count on themhippies It all came so quick that I looked< at.
a to 'whip inflation now."' and then down at his seat, half

t ,WE WERE Anybody can put up with the hassles, but it is the be sitting in a pool of strawberry ; I
Every thing seemed so "FA sheer depression of Daytona Beach that can really get hadn't found my voice before he
important then.... ven)iovet you down. Newcomers in town walk along the' "Yep', it's the next best thing! for a

..........ovn ,, ',_, ,.....,: t "famed" Daytona Beach boardwalk in awe and say, 'sex. You ever tried it?"
COCUMBIA PICTURES w. IWPRODUCTIONSfrnrtlMYSTWK-SYONOPOlWCK vme.abnrrr "Where is it man?" "Yogurt?" I asked.
MARVIN IWILISCH,*....II ARTHUR) lAURENTS'****II RAY STARK,frtcMbMttY POlLACK.ftHAVISION The boardwalk along AlA, supposedly the tourist "Sure," he said, with his voice so I
I IPGI":: rr.rraw.aanoFRI. 'I center of Daytona, is just a slummed-out rendition of thought it could attract dogs, "You twist

I b SAT. JAN 24 & 25 Atlantic City. The generation of pinball fanatics and one of those yoga positions, you know,
5-00 800: HflO: bumpercar freaks has obviously come and gone. style, and you chant between
2ND FLOOR AW 50 Many of the arcades are shut down and the ones that I found myself become interested in

The corrected time for the second showing of The Way We are open display only a little man in a little booth, of Mr. Righteous and I asked what kind
Were is 8:00. with a lonely mechanized drawl, "Try your fuck, three would use for this yogurt meditation.
Due to an advertising error, it was printed as being 8:30.: shots for a dollar, win your sweetheart a prize." But "Why it's simple," he said. "You just

there is no one there to hear. yogurt backwards, over and over.

the Beach is trug-oy., It can be a very enlightening
Spending night on Daytona strictly
I was a little that this
forbidden and In times other than Easter, it is strictly suspicious guy Pr"h
pulling leg I asked him 'where he
MORTES. enforced. You risk a trip to jail if you're caught.
the ritual. Then he told me he was a
sleeping on the beach
I had to sleep somewhere that night, and I wasn.'t; salesman and day in and day out he ,

\ quite financially prepared for t Daytona Hilton, so I selling his product.
When I asked what the of
hitched about 10 miles south of Daytona and 'camped
meditation his narrowed
on the beach in some palmettos and pines near the was eyes
Glauber Rocha received the Best Director award of the 1969 squeaked like
a "Yogurt
Cannes Film Festival for this folk-epic with elements of town of Wilbur-by-the-Sea. A fellow traveler warnedme parrot
history, superstition, social Injustice and melodrama. An about Wilbur saying it was full of rattlesnakes and unwind after a long day of work'too you
tonio, the landlord's assassin hired to kill a bond of peasant rednecks. But seeing what Daytona Beach was full of, I took his word for it and got out, at.the F
rebels, joins them Instead.An ecstatic song of violence set In catch a ride to Cocoa 'Beach., ,
I figured I'd be better off with the rednecks ,and
an unearthly landscape, the film builds a rhythmic crescendoof This stretch of AlA from Cocoa'lo 'J
primitive and violent symbolism of and snakes.
myth legend. A the most enjoyable, most beautiful
Brazilian film in Portuguese with English subtitles.
In the morning I left AlA and took US 1 to bypass opinion most! sane.
SUN.,JAN. 26 7:00 9:30
2ND FLOOR AUD. 50; cents Cape Canaveral. If you follow: lA along the cape as For surfers, the beach break adjacent
far as it goes'about( 15 miles south of New Smyrna! ) 'Force Base and the inlet break of
you will come to an ,incredible stretch of beach that finest waves 'on Florida's''cbast:''" **"

REPULSION'C'Ii.lPolanskl's looks'like no other human being had ever set foot on. Excellent fishing can be found'all"ai

It would be a topnotch place tocamp'! for a weekend, River with special l hot spots off the jetties
but,hitching along the dirt road to get there,would be, Inlet and in the surf off Hutchinson
virtually impossible ,because of the complete absenceof Clams are also plentiful along this 100
traffic. ', of beach and all 'it takes to get a bu :

I By mid-morning I had made it around-the Cape,and along a sandbar and wiggle your
back out to the ocean at Cocoa Beach. (h t was good to surface until you feel them under your ;
I be back on AlA but US 1 rivaled 'it closely' by But it is probably the people along this
providing some pretty exotic rides. ,that makes it so appealing. Their life

One ride was with this'rancher from;Oak Hill in a satisfying.. .
: pickup truck. He had a bumpersticker on' his rear Sitting around a driftwood fire" on
Roman direction I Is at Its 'very best In this window (just under the gun racks) that: read, "I'M A last,night with a group of,beach bum
macabre and
erotic of a girl tom between her
for and loathing of men. Her psychopathic tendicies, craving,are ROPER, NOT A DOPER."' He said that if he didn't start little beer and eating clams,--got'me to'
revealed bit by bit In a shocking mirror-rattling horror tale getting better prices for his beef he would have to go pleasing ,this!: was compared ta
of,alarming reality. Everything ,about this movie make into rustling full time. yogurt gurus, and showdog:sadists. '- I
your blood chill. The New York Times called It' "an absolute Then this kid who couldn't have been more than have missed them for the"world. '
knockout of a movie!r' 13 picked me up in a 'van and started telling me; (in You can't fully appreciate t the place

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Kuralt also polnte out that the editors in New York not thought out. Also, by not talking about the Interview people. The stories_ about people are really the
will only be able to use one or two tunes. in advance, the subject does not become successful ones."
"As I write it, it calls for two or parts of two tunes. "talked out" on a !topic. Kuralt said that sometimes for,the Cronkite News
So, it really was kind of pointless to let them go on After the filming and sound for the story was they like the "silly" stories- such as the story on the
playing. But it's a way to get a running start on a completed, Kuralt still had to write the script and tree-sitting" contest "or those things because they're
story." record it. The voice-over narration was recorded silly. But, nobody remembers those for a day."
"In a way we kind of wasted that first, ,roll) of film in. inside the "On the Road" bus. Then, we all went to Kuralt's favorites are those on people, not only
order to break the ice and to let the people play a the San Jose Airport to ship,the film, audio tape and because they are more successful, but., because theyare
little bit let them feel good about having per- the script to New York where the film was edited. more meaningful.'The .
.. formed for us and to give me a chance to really'get When writing the script for the "On the Road" story we did about Tom Scribner is one I'll
into the story -- to think about it, while they were stories, Kuralt does not have the film to refer to as,it is never forget. I mean, I'll! never forget that man. If
playing and to Imagine how It might go together." processed and edited in New York. But, he knows we successfully press a man's life and career, or a
The Musical Saw was an atypical "On the Road" basically what is on the film and the length of the woman's-, Into fbJr minutes with a few snatches of
story because it was filmed .in one location. "With shots. dialogue and a few well-shot pictures, well enough to
most stories," Kuralt pointed out, "there are several Kuralt summarized his technique for "On the Road" make people understand what sort of person:! this is,
locations." saying, 'The big thing is working together, The thingto then It's a successful story."
Although music halls were available for the filmingof remember is that !it t really is Useful to know I left the crew just before Christmas to come back to
this piece, Kuralt preferred to use Arlene Sutton's everything about the camera-work, everything about Gainesville. Kuralt was returning to New York and
living room. This is the place where the Lost Sound the sound, know all the technical things you can and Charlie, Izzy and Larry were going' back t to Chicago,
Band practices every afternoon. And, ,a music hall know the film editor's problems'- that's the biggest where their families live.
would Have made the story look "too much like a thing of all" The "On the Road"crew was going to meet aroundthe
production," said Kuralt. In addition to understanding the technical problemsof beginning of January at Pier 24 in San Francisco,
Before the actual filming of the story, Kuralt refusedto a piece, the writer must have a feeling for the where .we had left the bus during the vacation. They ,
talk about the Interview or anything relating to subject. ". .you have have to ,be genuine you don't have any agenda of stories to cover.,They'll lust
Tom's playing the musical saw. Instead, Kuralt said, "I 1 have to really care. If you pretend to care, that shows wander around the country until they ''find another
,try to talk about the weather, or anything. ." This through." home-spun Kuraltian character who will give'some
way, the answers Tom would give in the interview "Now," Kuralt says, "we are getting away more more insight Into the "Individualism" and "yankee
would not be rehersed they would be natural and and more ,from events and doing more stories on ingenuity" that still exists in America. X

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