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VOLUME 100 ISSUE 2 We Inform. You Decide. THURSDAY, AUGUST 2006
Graham joins students to watch debate
Former senator holds Q&A ;% "ih Ifl 9-
By JESSICA DaSILVA
Though he remained silent for
most of the night, former U.S. Sen.
Bob Graham could not help him-
self from applauding the mention
of his alma mater during a debate
Grahamr sat with UF students
to watch the televised gubernato-
rial debate between Democratic
primary hopefuls Jim Davis and
Rod Smith in Tampa.
Though Graham remained
quiet for most of the debate, stu-
dents surrounding him reacted
to candidate responses with spo-
radic laughter, nods of approval
or faces of confusion.
The event, which was hosted
by Gators for Davis and orga-
nized by Student Government
lobbying coordinator Jason Lutin,
,drew about 100 Graham support-
ers to the Reitz Union to watch
The debate was followed by a
question-and-answer session led
by Graham, who asked students
for their opinions about the gu-
Hands shot into the air as
Graham addressed inquiries.
He listened to answers intently,
maintaining strict eye contact and
rocking back and forth on his toes
until students had finished speak-
.When asked what his impres-
sion of the debates was, Graham
said both candidates looked up-
tight and that he doubted that the
debate "moved a lot of people."
Graham was in the Gainesville
area for meetings about the con-
struction of Pugh Hall, which will
house a public service center to be
named in his honor, but he said
Wednesday he was glad to watch
the debate alongside students.
Graham, a UF alumnus and
former Sigma Nu Fraternity mem-
ber, said that his family has very
strong ties to the university.
SEE GRAHAM, PAGE 10
uasey anuerson / Aligaior
Former U.S. Sen. Bob Graham chats with UF students at the Reitz Union on Wednesday after viewing the
televised gubernatorial debate between Jim Davis and Rod Smith that took place in Tampa.
Research site in UF's favor
By LINDSEY FRANCO
A California-based research center will
build a second facility in Orlando to forge
partnerships with the state of Florida and two
of its universities including UF.
Gov. Jeb Bush and Dr. John.Reed, head of
the Burnham Institute for Medical Research,
held a news conference Wednesday in
Tallahassee to announce the location of the
proposed biomedical research facility. UF
President Bernie Machen also attended the
Researchers at the proposed facility will
collaborate with UF scientists to study areas
such as cancer, genetics, diabetes and aging.
UF Provost Janie Fouke said in an inter-
view Wednesday that the university's part-
nership with Burnham has been in the works
for several months.
"The match was a good match," Fouke
said. "They're interested in cancer, so are we.
....S :. They're interested in aging
'"' and neuroscience; so are
:%NAM Fouke said' she did not
know how much the facil-
ity is expected to cost but
S added that "we expect the
Buh collaboration potential to be
Both Orlando and Port St. Lucie made bids
to house the site, but Burnham chose Orlando
as the facility's future location.
The University of Central Florida, which
SEE BURNHAM, PAGE 11
VP office still vacant
By JOEY CHINDAMO
With Fall Student Government
elections just over a month away,
SG executives have yet to select
a student to fill the office of
Student Body vice president.
However, officials from sever-
al SG political parties say they are
hoping to run a vice presidential
candidate in the election, which
will be held Sept. 26 and 27.
When former Student Body
Vice President Lydia Washington
resigned from her post in July,
Student Body President John
Boyles said he hoped to an-
nounce an interim successor
within the next few weeks.
But as of Wednesday, SG's No.
2 office remained vacant.
Once Boyles chooses an in-
terim vice president, that student
will remain in office until the
September election, when stu-
dents will then vote on a perma-
The Student Body vice presi-
dent supervises the SG Cabinet
and works with other officials
to oversee SG's hefty $12 million
S e budget derived
Jardon, president of SG's newly
registered Action Party, said the
SG administration should have
been more proactive in appoint-
ing a new official to the No. 2
"They had all that time when
it was still undisclosed to deter-
SEE VEEP, PAGE 11
faced an uphill
battle after break-
ing his leg last
Caldwell is back
and could be faster
See story, pg. 30
M Dani Jahn, a
an ancient Roman
city this summer.
What she and her
would prove a
theory wrong. See
story, pg. 13.
M SFCC held
its first class
of teachers in
a new program
story, pg. 3.
in a rash of bur-
glaries that left
purses and wal-
See story, pg. 4.
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SANTA FE COMMUNITY COLLEGE
Program's first graduates transform into teachers
* GRADUATES CHANGED COURSE
TO PURSUE CLASSROOM DREAMS.
By DREW HARWELL
A lawyer, a doctor and a- scientific
researcher gathered Tuesday to celebrate
their new careers as teachers.
The Educator Preparation Institute at
SFCC graduated its first class Wednesday
Since October, these 12 graduates, and
four more who will graduate in the Fall A
semester, have participated in five eight-
hour Saturday classes and several weeks
of classes that meet two nights a week.
After completing the program, the
graduates took three tests and then earned
their professional teaching certification,
which will last five years.
Robin Edwards, coordinator for the
institute, began the program in October
2005 after noticing certain things miss-
ing in other colleges' teacher preparation
A teacher for 12 years, Edwards wanted
to create a "straightforward and honest"
program that would strengthen teachers
with work in the classroom.
"I don't want to paint a rosy picture
and then have the teachers crying ... say-
ing 'this wasn't in the textbook,'" Edwards
Nicole Safker/ Alligator
Robin Edwards, left, coordinator for the Educator Preparation Institute, speaks with
program graduates Tracy Owens, Linda-Sue Rucarean and Melissa Diblin in a recep-
tion after the commencement ceremony Wednesday evening at the Alan J. Robertson
Administration Building at SFCC.
Carmella Bright-Phillips, 41, a pro-
gram graduate, worked in insurance for
20- years, but after the painful period of
Hurricane Katrina she decided to pursue
"She wanted to be a teacher so bad, but
she couldn't afford to quit work and take
the program," Edwards said. "Everyone in
the family put together money to see her
During her speech at the ceremony,
Bright-Phillips began to. cry.
"I was touched by how.important EPI
has been to me," she said. "The instruc-
tors were always very compassionate and
understanding. They instilled a passion in
Melissa Diblin, 41, graduated alongside
After working as a civil engineer for
eight years and then working part time
to take care of her four kids, Diblin ap-
proached the principal of St. Francis
Catholic High School and told him she
had always wanted to teach math.
"He laughed," she said. "But now I
work there, so he wasn't laughing for
long." She teaches five different levels of
math to three grades of high schoolers.
Linda-Sue Rucarean, 48, another gradu-
ate, had always wanted to be an English
teacher but was discouraged by her par-
After working as an assistant teacher at
Oak Hall School, she decided to enroll in
"After working in a classroom, I want-
ed my own," Rucarean said.
She now teaches 140 sixth-graders at
Fort Clark Middle School.
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By JAMES RIGNEY
Windows were smashed, and
purses and wallets stolen this week
in a rash of auto burglaries at several
Gainesville fitness centers.
Police are looking for two men
in connection with eight burglaries
that occurred Monday and Tuesday,
GPD spokesman Sgt. Keith Kameg
Kameg said police believe Melvin
Brooks, 23, and Carlton Lee Grate Jr.,
27, are involved in the thefts.
"They're targeting cars driven
by women because they're finding
purses and wallets are being left in
plain view," Kameg said. "They're
in the car just a matter of seconds
and they're taking cash, credit cards,
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The two men and an unidenti-
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later a vehicle was broken into,"
Kameg said. "Then they fled the
The witness gave police the
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was traced to one of the men. Police
discovered they had
Public been arrested recently in
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ing into cars in fitness
center parking lots.
The burglaries occurred at the
Gainesville Health & Fitness Center
for Women, the Gainesville Health
& Fitness Center and the Girls Club
of Alachua County.
Police believe the suspects left
Gainesville, and a statewide alert
has been issued.
Police ask anyone with infor-
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Edwardson at (352) 334-2352.
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THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 2006 E ALLIGATOR, 5
Cease-fire fuels debate
By ALEX TIEGEN
Citizens of Georges Khoury's north-
ern Lebanese hometown, Batroun, have
to drive three hours to work and three
hours back home. After Israeli bombings
destroyed major roads, drivers taking sec-
ondary routes must deal with traffic jams.
"It'd be like if the highway to Miami
were destroyed," said Khoury, a UF com-
puter engineering graduate student, who
was in Gainesville during the 34-day war.
"It was a booming economy, and
it just went back to zero."
UF graduate student
Ten days after peace was achieved be-
tween Israel and Hezbollah, UF students
and faculty dealing with the conflict's
aftermath are skeptical that the cease-fire
Ayala Betzaleli, Israeli program direc-
tor for Hillel at UF, lived near the center of
Israel during the conflict. An acquaintance
of hers, Capt. Gilad Balahson of the Israel
Defense Forces, was killed during fighting
Betzaleli thinks an effective cease-fire
agreement would have rid Lebanon of
Hezbollah. She does not expect the tenu-
ous peace to last much longer than a year.
"I believe that this war is a war worth
fighting," she said, "because we're fighting
for all the countries that have ever been-at-
tacked by terrorists."
Khoury, too, feels uneasy about the
cease-fire, which was strained Saturday
when Israel launched a raid on Lebanon.
He said the cease-fire will only last if
Israel maintains a stable relationship with
Khoury's family, which runs an agricul-
tural business, is adapting to now-unstable
economic conditions in the country
"It was a booming economy, and it just
went back to zero," Khoury said.
Khoury said some of Beirut's govern-
ment buildings, roads and factories were
destroyed in this summer's bombings.
Many Lebanese must now live in trailers,
Dennis Jett, dean of UF's International
Center, is unhappy with the cease-fire
agreement. He said U.S. officials favor
Israel when they should be unbiased ar-
The 2,000-troop U.N. peacekeeping
force that the United States supports is
not enough, Jett said. He said it is only a
sentry-like force that is not taking mea-
sures to repair relations between Israel and
"The _solution being proposed by
Washington is just to stick a bunch of
peacekeepers on the border until a solu-
tion is found," he said.
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A year after the disaster,
not much has changed
Next week marks the one-year anniversary of
Hurricane Katrina. To mark the occasion (and to
prove once and for all that he does care about black
people) George W. Bush will visit New Orleans on Monday.
What's left of it, anyway.
Sure, the reconstruction effort is chugging along. But to
say that it's really succeeding would be stretching the truth.
Take the levees, for example. The levees that failed last
August have been rebuilt, but the Army Corps of Engineers
says they wouldn't withstand a Category 5 hurricane like
Katrina. If another storm hit tomorrow, the city could be sub-
But arguing about the recovery misses the point. Bush
watched or rather, didn't watch; because he wasn't paying
attention as a major American city turned into a swamp.
More than 1,800 Americans died, and thousands more were
forced out of their homes, refugees in their own country.
New Orleans went from the First World to the Third World
in record time, and Bush presided over the whole thing.
One year later, not much has changed. It's not even that
voters are blaming the wrong people they don't seem to
be blaming anybody.
So we ask: Where's the outrage? Where's the account-
ability? Michael Chertoff is still running the Department of
Homeland Security. Ray Nagin is still mayor of New Orleans.
Half of the city is still under water, and the president has the
gall to stage a photo opportunity.
It's enough to make you think our elected officials don't
care about people, period.
S summer break was fun,
wasn't it? Lazing on
the poolside, hitting the
beach with friends, watching
"America's Got Talent" for 12
hours straight however
you spent your time off, we
hope you enjoyed it. Because
if you're graduating soon,
you might not do that again
for a long, long time.
That's right: American
workers, who already put in
longer hours and take fewer
days off than pretty much
anybody, are losing their
summer vacations, too.
According to a re-
cent study, 60 percent of
Americans had no-plans at
all for this summer the
highest percentage of stay-
at-homers in 28 years. Amid
high gas prices, stingy bosses
and the BlackBerry wireless
e-mail device, the family
fishing trip just didn't make
That's why Congress
which takes a four-
month break, starting every
October should mandate
paid vacations for American
workers. It's not as crazy as it
sounds. In fact, in most of the
industrialized world, it's the
norm. French workers get 25
days a year, by law. Italians
and Britons get 20. Even the
Japanese get 10. Don't we de-
serve some "me time" too?
If there's one thing that
unites liberal and con-
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Republican, frat boy and
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like to go on vacation. So
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Signing Sharpton a mistake
When I first read that Al Sharpton was going to speak
here for $24,000 I naturally assumed that he would be
paying us. But then the coffee kicked in, and I realized that
we're paying him to preach at us in a flashy suit. I'm not
against him speaking, but seriously: $24,000 for that goof?
We got ripped off. Accent couldn't bargain him down to 50
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his shameless self-promotion, what about Al Sharpton is so
"controversial?" Two: How can he claim to champion the
poor while at the same time doing commercials for preda-
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GRAHAM, from page 1
"At last count, 16 members of
our family went, and most grad-
uated, from UF," Graham said in
an interview after the debate. "I
was born the same year that my
oldest brother graduated."
He also said three of his four
daughters graduated from the
"I have 11 grandchildren, and
I hope they graduate from here,
too," Graham said.
Though he said he has many
fond memories of his stint at UF,
Graham said one of his-favorite
memories was of talking to a
"stunningly beautiful brunette"
during his time as an under-
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science class, and he told her he
was willing to tutor her and
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years," he said. "Jimmy Buffett
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Parties critique Boyles' process
VEEP, from page 1
Ryan Moulton / Alligator
A new face for the Gator Nation
As part of UF's recent visual identity consolidation effort, a crew of workers
updated Ben Hill Griffin Stadium's north-facing logo Tuesday and Wednesday.
The updated monogram has quickly been replacing the older seal logo across
campus and in marketing materials.
mine a course of action or a list of re-
placements so that when she resigned,
they could have hit the ground running
with finding a successor," Jardon said.
Boyles and SG Press Secretary Matt
Chamoff could not be reached for com-
Jardon said the Action Party plans
to run a vice presidential candidate,
but officials have yet to select one.
Gavin Baker, a student senator with
the Unite Party, also said he was not
pleased with the way Boyles who
is charged with selecting a vice presi-
dential replacement is handling the
vacancy in his administration.
"At first, he said there wouldn't
be an application process and that he
would just appoint someone he had a
relationship with," Baker said.
"Then he reversed course, all within
the span of a day or two, to say there
would be an open forum application
process," he said.
Swamp Party leader Keith Hardwick
said that Boyles, who ran with that or-
ganization, has done a "spectacular"
job dealing with the vacancy.
"This is something that we did not
see and did not plan for," Hardwick
"For that, President Boyles and
Treasurer (Ryan) Moseley are doing a
fantastic job because they're demon-
strating again that the Swamp Party is
about opening up the doors," he said.
not confirm whether
the Swamp Party
would run a vice
S. presidential can-
didate in the Fall
election but said he
Bakr believes the party
will be searching for
a qualified student.
The Pants Party, another newly
registered SG political group, has an-
nounced it will run UF senior Bruce
Haupt for vice president.
According to a press release, Pants
Party officials hope to bring positive-
change to SG by establishing a "Pants
Cabinet," or "perhaps an armoire."
New biomedical research institute expected to generate employment, benefit UF
BURNHAM from page 1
is in Orlando, is also forming a
partnership with the Burnham
Fouke said both Orlando and
Port St. Lucie offered to provide
space for UF to construct its own
The building's close proxim-
ity will allow UF researchers and
faculty members easy access to
the Burnham Institute, she said.
The facility is expected to
provide more than 300 jobs in the
next decade, and UF officials said
they hope those slots will trans-
late to additional benefits for the
.UF "The addition
Research of the Burnham
Institute is very
just because of the research col-
laboration, but because there will
probably be employment oppor-
tunities for our graduates," said
Christine Chase, who teaches an
advanced genetics course at UF.
"I always like to see opportuni-
ties for my students."
Opportunities could be on the
horizon for UF faculty, as well.
The Burnham Institute will
give some UF researchers the
chance for joint appointments
at both UF and the Burnham
UF also has ties to The Scripps
Research Institute, another
California-based research center
that is developing a facility in
Palm Beach County.
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At Romanian dig site, student sweats for treasure
Editor's note: This is the second in a se-
ries of columns in which students narrate
working in an archaeological trench
in Romania, I was on my knees
for eight hours a day. We dug in
teaspoon-sized scoops so that we didn't miss
any small coins or bone fragments. My hands
ached, and dirt stuck to my sweaty skin.
Every once in a while, we had to chase off a
stray cow or horse.
My fellow excavators and I were digging
up the long-buried Roman city of Porolissum.
I had signed up for a foreign archaeologi-
cal field school with no training or experi-
ence. I was with 20 strangers in a country
where horses and buggies are as common
as automobiles, and where the language was
foreign to me, ready to spend a month doing
hard labor in the sweltering heat for fun.
I received no pay, no credit and no letter of
But we uncovered structures that proved
the city was bustling long after it was believed
We were briefed on the town before we
began digging. Porolissum was conquered by
the Romans in 106 A.D., and it defended the
Roman Empire at its very edge. Over time it
expanded into a civilian town.
The Romans withdrew in 271 A.D., and
many scholars believe that once they aban-
doned the area, everyone left, including the
indigenous people. But the Romanian direc-
tor of our dig, Alexandru Matei, believed
that people might have continued living there
We dug in Porolissum's forum, which is
similar to a present-day town center. It held
government buildings, shops and possibly
temples. These buildings were set up in a
rectangle around a central courtyard. We were
attempting to define the dimensions of the
forum and get a better understanding of life
Early in the dig, in the first trench that we
opened, we found a rubble layer composed of
stones and roof tiles, indicating that a building
had once stood there.
After we documented the rubble layer, we
removed it to see what was beneath. We found
what we were looking for: an intact wall that,
we guessed, outlined the courtyard of the
As we dug deeper, we found another wall
at a perfect right angle to the original wall.
In the comer of these two walls, we found
a pile of domestic animal bones. The building
rubble we found earlier must have constituted
the remains of the town butcher shop, which
would have been located along the courtyard
of the forum.
By analyzing those courtyard walls, we
eventually proved cor-
rect Matei's theory about
habitation after the Roman
withdrawal. It was obvi-
SS e ous that buildings had
My Summe been converted for use
other than their original
The walls of these buildings were not
at perfect right angles to the original walls,
which they would have been if the Romans
had built them. They were also built in a
The Romans used large stones and
mortar to build walls, but people from
later periods also used cement and small
bits of marble.
Finding these two types of walls con-
joined shows that the later people used the
Roman walls to help in their construction,
but changed the building plans for their
We also determined that most of the
trading was done locally, not with major
centers such as Rome or North Africa. This
was rare because almost all of the Roman
provinces traded solely
with Roman commerce
Throughout our dig, we
found many ceramics that,
according to past archeo-
logical findings, were fired
At one point, one of our
Romanian workers tossed a
piece of this ceramic into a
pile with a shovelful of dirt.
We saw the shard of
orange amid the flying
dirt, and we panicked.
Two of us climbed out of
the trench and raced over
to the pile to dig through it
and look for this artifact.
We found it, but from
then on we kept a closer eye
on the workers.
Dani Jahn is a fourth-year
Special to the Alligator
Top: UF student Dani Jahn spent part of her summer
in the trenches of the ancient Roman city Porolissum.
Bottom: During the dig, the group uncovered animal re-
mains where the town butcher shop was once believed
to stand, proving correct the theory that the city had life
after the Romans.
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By SHEM FLEENOR
On the surface they're unremarkable,
another band trying to be somebody. But
dig beneath the surface and you'll uncover
something much greater.
Oh No! and the Tiger Pit represents
a. part of America that is fading the
However, in recent years a more sinis-
ter, appalling version of the dream has cast
its specter across the cultural landscape
a dream of starting out rich and some-
how, regardless of talent (or lack thereof),
Oh No! harbors no such idle fancies.
The idea of spending seemingly endless
hours staring blankly out a tour van win-
dow fills the foursome with gooey, warm
The prospect of performing for disinter-
ested strangers in half-empty bars in the
middle of nowhere fills them with a sense
"A four-to-six-week tour would
make me very happy," said drummer
Evan Mitchell, 23. "It would be hard,
expensive, but we'd
always have the
Many bands label
Oh No! takes the
;:ii J, term literally.
Mitchell's garage in
S"' east Gainesville has be-
come a second home to
And what a garage it is.
The once white, pop-
corntd ceiling overhead
is -potted brown by water
For a moment, I feared the
moldy blob might morph and
s-i allow- the whole lot of us, in-
cludiLg the life size cardboard
cutout ot Yoda.
Once the paranoia passed, I
\wa s able to relax enough to enjoy
ln e songs the band jammed out in
preparation for their Friday show
at the Atlantic.
The common thread between
each track is a relentless, hard-driv-
ing beat and chunky bass lines.
However, they differ from many
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punk bands, because
they explore far more
than three chords. Many
songs have intricate
guitar solos from Jason
Sanchez, 24, and Ben
"We're jet garage,
soul rock 'n' roll with a
punk rock mentality,"
But they're not. just
rockers; they're busi-
nessmen or perhaps
They're setting out
to transform their time
and money invested
into something grander
than a reputation as just
a local favorite.
"We're starting to
come around to the
business side of things,"
said bassist Eric Gordon,
22. "But music is still the
Mattison, the least talkative during the
interview but most vocal in the garage has
taken a more Zen-like approach to the col-
"I'm just kind of rolling with it,". he
said. "It's all gravy."
They are eagerly anticipating the next
stage of evolution.
"We're hoping to get three to four new
songs recorded, in addition to the nine we
already have," Mitchell said. "Hopefully
we'll have a full length out by December."
Their demo is solid.
It was produced by Morningbell's Eric
Atria, who is notorious for helping local
bands record,book shows and promote.
The loyalty shown to one another
comes at a time when many outsiders have
been whispering of the scene's demise.
Oh No! feels that such talk is hogwash.
"No musicians here bitch about the
scene," Mitchell said. "They know how
good it is."
Gainesville might actually be in the
midst of musical renaissance.
Diverse bands such as Holopaw,
Velveteen Pink and the Mercury Program
are poised to make big splashes in the na-
The nationwide pretension that has in-
fected the indie rock scene has seeped into
It's disconcerting to see musicians
pouring their souls out on stage just to
have the crowd of too-cool-pessimists
stand motionless, as if lost in a lithium-
"We feed off of the crowd's energy,"
Gordon put the process in perspective.
"The best shows are when the band is
"A lot of times, people were laughing
and I'm like, 'I don't get it.' Some-
times when there's bad language in a
movie, my mom covers my ears."
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Photos by Jason Henry/ Alligator
Jason Sanchez (above
left) and Ben Mattison
(above right) practice
along with the band at
their practice space in
East Gainesville on Tues-
day night. Oh No! and the
Tiger Pit will be playing a
back-to-school show with
Morningbell and Velve-
teen Pink at The Atlantic
feeding off of the audience and they are
feeding off of the music," he said.
The undeniable talent of fresh upstarts
like Oh No! is perhaps the best indication
that Gainesville is currently reveling in a
golden age of local musical talent.
"The framework for a great scene is
already in place, the bands here are great."
There are tons of local publications and
venues that give bands outlets to express
themselves to an audience.
The sad irony is that many people who
come to shows often don't realize the
quality of the product in front of them.
Or if they do realize, they don't let on.
Sometimes making live shows feel more
like nightmares than dreams.
Yet, the dream is the only thing keeping
Gordon in Gainesville..
"Knowing that people like our music is
a good feeling," he said.
He planned to go away to graduate
school somewhere outside of Florida, such
as New York or Chicago, after graduating
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keeps him moti-
The band hopes
their fall lineup of lo-
cal shows, including
Friday's back to school
blast at The Atlantic, w ill
help them garner some
new fans, develop ne-\
songs but most impor-
tantly, get paid.
They're saving up tor a
grasp at the good old-ta-h-
ioned American. dream t h
.version requiring skill grit
perseverance and luck
"It's important to have
dreams," Mitchell said. But
it's an evolutionary process. We
started out doing house parties,
then gigs, then a CD and hopefully
someday a tour."
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16, ALLIGATOR U THURSDAY, AUGUST 24,2006 '
Summerbirds in the Cellar headline tour, play at 1982
Band tauts 2 each'
on guitar drums
By SHEM FLEENOR
Their toes are inching towardthe edge of a
precipice. Somewhere in the foggy murk be-
low is either self-actualization or a fiery crash
They are unique, uncompromising, hard-
working and talented.
One of their drummers, Tyson Bodiford,
is the spitting image of '70s pom star John
Needless to say, Summerbirds in the Cellar
are ready for their proverbial cose-up. They
are not merely poised to be Florida's next
great band they have the potential to be
indie rock's next big thing.
Ninety percent of baseball is pitching.
Ninety percent of being a successful band is
Their show Tuesday in DeLand marked the
beginning of the band's second tour in three
months.. This time around, they're headlining
an East Coast jaunt.
The show Wednesday at 1982 Bar was the
second leg of the 15-venue, 5-week adven-
If you happened to catch
with Now It's Overhead at
Common Grounds on Aug.
1, you might have wondered
if you were experiencing d6jA
tour, and a Ic
will be com
Summerbirds have been seno us off.
grinding in the studio work- friends who
ing on a new album. They've us in Lakel
been on the road promoting part) i*irh ev(
their full-length album, "With in to
the Hands of a Hunter It All
Becomes Dead." The strenu- Curtis
ous commitment has helped Summerblrd;
the band earn a loyal fan base fron
and respect from critics span-
ning the cultural landscape.
A catastrophe three years ago helped the
program pick up steam. The band's friend,
Chris Sapone, moved from Orlando to Los
Angeles, hoping to crack into show business
as a comedian. A few weeks after the move,
Sapone was crossing a street on foot when a
lawyer in a sports car speeding through a red
light smashed into him.
After two weeks in a coma, Sapone awoke
to a hefty settlement and a desire to start a
record label. His first recording was of the
Since its inception little more than three
years ago, the band has been on two U.S. tours
and four East Coast missions, and they have
released a full-length.album.
In addition to Now It's Overhead,
Summerbirds have performed with Rilo Kiley,
Human Television, Tilly and the Wall, Pedro
the Lion, The Kills and Hard-Fi.
If not for a speeding lawyer and a friend's
courage to put the band on blast, there is
some lingering doubt the foursome would
have shared so many incredible experiences
together. It's doubtful they would have been
in Gainesville Wednesday night.
Though they call Orlando home,
Gainesville always seems to take on the aura
of a homecoming for the quartet.
"It's the beginning of the tour, and a lot
of friends will be coming out to send us off,"
said frontman Curtis Brown. "We have a lot of
friends who grew up with us in Lakeland that
we party with every time we're in town."
Bodiford has a fondness for Gainesville's
"It's had its ups and downs the past 10 to
15 years," he said. "But I think it'll always be a
great place to find inspiring bands."
It's a bit odd to see Bodiford pounding
away, with another drummer and two gui-
tarists swaying back and forth just a few feet
away. The obvious questions:
"Where the hell is a bassist?
inning of the And how can two drummers
>t of friends possibly maintain their balance
ing out to without one?"
fe have a lot After 30 seconds of watch-
rew u with ming and listening all ques-
rewupwith tions are answered;
nd that we Their melodically infused,
ry time we're psychedelic soundscapes and
vn." their dark lighting scheme are
in a word enchanting.
3rown On paper, the modification
In the Cellar doesn't seem like it should
nan work. But the proof is in the
pudding. The quality of the
product being churned out by Brown and
his counterpart, singer/guitarist/keyboardist
Brad Register, along with percussions from
Bodiford and Mike Yardley, seems like it
would invite inevitable cacophony, yet every
note is on point, refined.
Somehow they defy logic and make it work
Florida's indie scene is plagued by preten-
tious nihilists trying to be just like the person
Photo provided by Summerbirds in the Cellar
Orlando-based band Summerbirds in the Cellar is currently headlining a tour that will
'take them up and down the East Coast in their van.
standing next to them.
This fact alone is an indication-of the skill
and courage Summerbirds have to follow
their own drummer. Hell they're following
How many underground bands dare to
even try something new let alone some-
thing so complex and innovative?
Their intellectual uniqueness is typified
by their outspoken admiration for writer and
social critic Noam Chomsky
Brown summed up the admiration:
"Chomsky once said, 'If we don't believe in
freedom of speech for those we despise, we do
not believe in it at all.'"
Their dedication to freedom of expression
is the best indicator that their long jump over
the edge has the potential to become a won-
But in an industry full of witless, hack
producers in search of bands who sound ex-
actly like the latest flavor of the month, there
is lingering doubt as to whether a band as in-
ventive, uncompromising and talented as the
Summerbirds can attain commercial success.
Collectively, the band naturally exudes the
craftsmanship and the look that could make
them indie rock's newest darling. But that's
only 10 percent of the equation
The other 90 percent is forming like Voltron
in bars, juke joints, cafes and in the cosmos,
somewhere along East Coast at least until
Sept. 28, when the tour grinds to a halt in Ybor
Time will tell whether Summerbirds in the
Cellar will have the luck needed to transform
100 percent of their product into commercial
But Wednesday at 1982 Bar, they inched
ever closer to the precipice.
The band ultimately seems unconcerned
with whether they float or flounder.
"We've found it's best to just relax and let
things unravel on their own," Brown said.
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MTV devoid of substance
1 ideo killed the radio star, but
v MTV destroyed the concept of
The station has done more to erode the
concept of the American dream than any
The old, romantic version of the dream
has been replaced by an airbrushed ver-
sion starring Paris Hilton, the Simpson sis-
ters and Britney Spears, all of whom have.
at best mediocre talent.
The networkrecently turned Shem I
25 years old. However, unlike a
fine wine, MTV just keeps.get-
ting worse with age.
It used to be a groundbreak-
ing network, with cutting edge
artists like U2, Run-DMC, the
Wu-Tang Clan and REM.
Those days have long since passed.
MTV tries to pass corporately manu-
factured, bubblegum-flavored fecal matter
off as art.
Who can blame them?
The show "Made" teaches smart,
creative, sensitive and unique kids to be
something they're not in order to fit into
the status quo.
A show like "Laguna Beach" makes it
seem like high school has some sort of pro-
found relevance to life. In reality, it's a col-
lection of confused kids facing adversity
that their own selfish superficiality creates.
They don't face any external adversity, like
illness, abuse or racism.
MTV perpetuates absurdity that the
"cool," rich girls are supposed to be evil
bitches to everyone else. They perpetuate
greed, arrogance and superficiality as sta-
tus symbols of the status quo.
On every episode of "My Super Sweet
16," the birthday girl or boy bitterly de-
dares, "there is no way that girl
leenor is coming to my party."
If I ever have a daughter
that acts the way the girls do on
"My Super Sweet 16" or "Tiara
S Girls," I'm going to give her up
"The Andy Milonakis Show"
S is mindless drivel. Watch it for
60 seconds, and somehow you've wasted
five minutes of your life. It's that bad.
"The Real World" used to be a unique
social experiment. Now, it's just "hot"
drunkards hooking up and arguing. I
can see that any night of the week on
The absolute truth is that MTV is a
cultural void, a microcosm of everything
wrong with America. It celebrates mind-
less consumerism and anti-intellectualism.
MTV not only makes my brain hurt
it makes my soul hurt.
Cigs promote 'cool' image
M(i music Writer's Warning: Cigarettes
i cause lung cancer, heart disease,
- emphysema and may complicate
pregnancy. Side effects may include coolness
and increased indie cred.
Come on, let's face it. Despite the black-
ened lungs, yellow teeth and rank odor,
smoking cigarettes looks damn cool. I mean,
everyone's doing it. Well, not me. I swear,
Music and cigarettes is a marriage made
in heaven, or rather, and more appropriately,
hell. History lesson aside, cigarettes have
been the most popular form
of tobacco since the early 20th David
century. The cigarette became
coveted for its "smooth flavor,"
"soothing" nicotine and undeni-
able visual appeal, which was
bolstered by early musicians and
especially by classic Hollywood
cinema. Seriously, look mein the
eye and tell me that Humphrey
Bogart looks stupid smoking a cigarette.
See? It's impossible.
The same results will occur when you
look at a picture of Keith Richards. He
would actually look silly if he didn't have a
cigarette dangling from his lips. The reason
is simple. In our contemporary society, we
associate cigarettes as part and parcel of the
time when The Rolling Stones were actually
making good music, the time when what we
refer to as "classic rock" was just "rock."
Think about all the bands of that era:
The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jimi
Hendrix, the Eagles, Queen, Boston. All
smokers. All well-loved. All influential.
This may help explain why many rock
bands today still smoke, even with the
deadly effects in mind.
Genre matters when it comes to smoking
and music. Take a rock 'n' roll musician -
say Jack White of The White Stripes and
give him a cigarette. He looks arty. Take a
pop -musician, say Britney Spears. Give her
a cigarette and she looks even trashier (check
the tabloids, people).
It's actually good that most mainstream
acts like Mrs. Federline are not visually
enhanced by cigarettes, for the sake of the
youth and other impressionable
Low types; however, it is comforting
to know that cigarettes still hold a
place in music today with under-
ground and indie music.
Now, I know there are some
naysayers among us, but The
S Strokes are going to be playing
the Stephen C. O'Connell Center
in September. If you're still not
convinced that smoking cigarettes looks
awesome, you obviously haven't been to a
And everyone knows that if there's any-
thing cooler than smoking prepackaged,
filtered cigarettes; it's got to be smoking
hand-rolled, unfiltered ones. I sure wouldn't
want to watch Iron & Wine's Sam Beam eat
soup, but I would love to see him lick that
Say what you will about them, cigarettes
and music are here to stay. Live fast, die
young, and leave behind a good-lookin'
corpse. Except that cigarettes kill you slowly
and age your body, but you know...
Play to premiere at Hipp
.By JENNIFER PFAFF
It's difficult enough to get most col-
lege students to think about class mate-
rial beyond the classroom, much less
crack open a textbook.
But Christafer Sobbing, 27, became so
interested in subjects he learned, he wrote
a play about it.
Sobbing, who serves as the associ-
ate director of development for the
Hippodrome Theatre, wrote the play
"Amanda Huxley" two years ago as an
undergrad at the University of Iowa.
The play will come to life onstage at
the Hippodrome Theatre only once: this
Monday at 8 p.m.
Although Sobbing was a theater major
in college, it was his sociology classes that
inspired him to write the play.
"I was taking sociology classes, study-
ing certain subjects the state of mind
in which people are able to commit
atrocious acts," he said. "I thought it'd
be interesting [to write a play] based on
Sobbing was motivated to write a
play after studying feelings of numbness
and what drives people to take drastic
measures to regain emotions. He said he
spent roughly seven months researching
the topic for his play, the ninth perfor-
mance he's directed.
In "Amanda Huxley," the titular char-
acter experiences feelings of numbness
and searches for ways to feel alive again.
When every attempt fails, her friend
Maddie manipulates her into committing
While the plot may revolve around
a murder story, Sobbing said that on a
grander scale, the story line is actually
about what drives people to commit hei-
nous acts, as well as the results that stem
from those actions.
"(In) each scene, something happens
that affects a bigger thing," Sobbing said.
"Each scene could be a short one-act play.
It has action, rising action, a problem, a
solution and an end to it."
Instead of auditioning actors for
"Amanda Huxley," Sobbing said he of-
fered roles to three performers he had
worked with before. The four-character
play features Christine Sellers, who plays
Huxley; Kellie Palladino as Maddie; and
Armando Acevedo, performing as the
characters Joshua and Nameless. The ac-
tors received scripts in May
Local and will have had roughly
Theater 22 rehearsals before open-
Although he's been
involved with theatrical performances
since he was 13, Sobbing said directing
is one of the more stressful aspects of
"It's all your fault people like it or
they don't like it," he said. "You have to
let your hands fall into the actors and
hope the designers understand exactly
what you're trying to do. And then it all
comes together, and it usually does, and
Until the curtain falls, Sobbing said
he's anxious about the performance, but
more so about the audience's reaction.
"I hope people talk about the subjects,
not just the play itself, but I hope it gets
people to think," he said. "I want people
to leave thinking about the subject that
was discussed there."
Tickets for "Amanda Huxley" are $5
and will -be on sale until Aug. 28. For
more information, 375-HIPP.
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Hippodrome Theatre, film: "A Prairie Home Companion," 5 p.m., 7 p.m., 9 S u
Harn Museum and Florida Museum of Natural History: Museum Nights, free refreshments
provided, 5-10 p.m., free
The Atlantic, live music: Velveteen Pink, Morningbell, Oh No! and the Tiger Pit, 10 p.m.,
Downtown Plaza, live music: North Central Florida Blues Society hosts Blues Night with the
Unusual Suspects Blues Band, 8-10 p.m., free
Common Grounds, live music: "Moe Fest" Hippodrome Benefit with Dear and Glorious
Physician, Band Marino, Fick and Look Mexico, 10 p.m., $5
-The Atlantic, live music: The Spam Allstars, 10 p.m., $8
Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, a cappella concert: Take 6, gospel-inspired a cap-
pella group, 7:30 p.m., $15-25
Unified Training Center, dance lessons: Tango y Te, 7:45-11:30 p.m., $10
Harn Museum, gallery talk: Kerry OJiver-Smith, the curator of "American Matrix: Part 11"
provides an in-depth look at this exhibition of contemporary American art, 3 p.m., free
Hippodrome Theatre, play: "Amanda Huxley," 8 p.m., $5
Emerald's Lounge, dance lessons: Buenos Aires-style Argentine tango, intermediate class
6:30-7:30 p.m., beginning class 7:30-8:30 p.m., milonga 7:30-8:30 p.m., $5 drink
18, ALLIGATOR S THURSDAY, AUGUST 24,2006
Fall promises sexy fun
going back to school is not all gloom
and doom. Okay, it's pretty close.
. But here are five sexy things to
look forward to as you buy your books and
miss the bus:
1. Dorms. Could they make it any
more convenient? Hooking up is just
a hop, skip and jump up the stairwell
and down the hall. I've even heard of
various RAs. getting in on the
action (but that's just between Maghan
us). Did I mention that there's
2. Free condoms. You've
read right, folks. Along with
free newspapers and joyrides
on the RTS, members of the
Gator Nation are showered
with free condoms, lube and
dental dams from GatorWell Health
Promotion Services. We're not talking
the boring stuff they've got fruity fla-
vors, psychedelic colors and extremely
convenient individually wrapped
samples (I speak from experience.) They
are super easy to acquire; keep your eyes
out for their "Health Hut," which pops
up all over campus on any given day of
3. The HPV vaccine. You should know
about this by now. As of just this week,
women can now get the vaccine at the
Student Health Care Center. I strongly en-
courage you to get this, mainly if you're a
virgin. At $150 for each of three required
stages, it might sound a little pricey, but
not only will your mom probably agree to
pay for it, cervical cancer down the. road
would be an even bigger drag.
4. Freshman. They're
IlcDowell young, beautiful and ready
to get crazy. Or at least I was.
If this is your first year in
college, I'm sure you haven't-
S missed the fact that your
S graduating class will now be
in the thousands, and that
(relatively) no one knows you.
The time is ripe for the debut
of your sexy new look. If you're return-
ing to the Swamp, you don't need me to
remind you how refreshing it is to see a
new face or two in the crowd. Kidding.
5. This column, of course! Look for
tales of love, sex and related sports ev-
ery Thursday in the Avenue section of
the Alligator. And don't forget to write
me at firstname.lastname@example.org for my highly
trained opinion on your latest adven-
tures and most heartfelt hang-ups.
Eateries offer great food
V ow that you've hopefully
learned your way around cam-
pus, perhaps it's time to explore
what off-campus dining has to offer.
For all the sushi lovers in the Swamp
(such as myself), Dragonfly Sushi &
Sake Co., 201 SE Second Ave.,
is the place to dine. If you're Nathar
not a fan of raw fish, no wor-
ries their cooked seafood
is still worth a shot. You have
probably never had anything
like a curving roll of .eel, crab
and cream cheese. The setting
is unique, as this restaurant
is located in a historic down-
For our future national champion-
ship-winning football team, you'can get
all the wings you want on Tuesdays at
Calico Jack's oyster bar, 3501 SW Second
Ave., for $9.95 (not that we need any
help crushing the Seminoles, but the
extra weight-is nice to have, especially
with its fair price). You don't need to
be a huge football player to enjoy this
place. Their big-screen TVs provide for
a great time when the Gators play away
games. They'll also be running specials
during away games, so keep an eye out
Feel like Cuban food? Then
Telaraja Virtually Cuban Internet Caf6,
2409 SW 13th St., is where you
can dine. They have two spa-
cious and comfortable dining
rooms. Pricing may seem a bit
painful for college budgets,
but that changes when you
see how much good food
you actually get. They serve
you a bowl of rice and beans to keep you
busy while they freshly prepare your
Too lazy to get up and pick up
the phone? You can order online
from a great selection of places at
www.chompmenus.com. They also out-
line specials at many, of the restaurants
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THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 2006 ALLIGATOR, 19
Fall semester promises bevy of exciting new albums
By TOM HARRIS
So far, 2006 has been a pretty solid year
for music. Releases from Herbert, Comets
on Fire, and Ghostface Killah have helped
cement their already excellent reputations,
while debuts from Beirut, Brightblack
Morning Light and Lily Allen have intro-
duced vital artists.
Despite all this, the fall is traditionally
the time of year when the highest concen-
tration of true classics are released to help
keep them fresh in the minds of critics writ-
ing end-of-year best-of lists. While it might
seem like a somewhat sly trick, it certainly
makes the fall a pretty fruitful time to get
into some new music.
Here are some of the upcoming season's
most promising releases:
Bob Dylan "Moder Times" (Aug.
29): This one comes out in
less than a week, and I'm
torn between preordering
it or standing outside Best
Buy waiting for the place to
open on Tuesday. Dylan's
last two albums, "Time
Out of Mind" and "Love and Theft," have
ranked among the best in his career, and
there's reason to believe "Modem Times"
might be a third latter-day masterwork.
The Black Keys "Magic Potion" (Sept.
12): The Black Keys are a great band that
keeps getting greater with each album.
Their most recent full-length, "Rubber
Factory," is an on-fire collection of blues-
rock swagger. And unlike that other blues-
worshipping, guitar-and-drums duo, these
guys are never anything less than entirely
sincere in their craft. Look forward to blis-
tering solos, hoarse, front porch shouting
and impeccable songwriting.
Nas "Hip-Hop is Dead" (Sept. 19):
Given that Nas has been partial to bom-
bast in the past (i.e. crucifying himself and
referring to himself as "God's son"), the
album title "Hip-Hop is
Dead" shouldn't come as
too much of a surprise.
Nevertheless, ever since
battle with Jay-Z, New
emcee has stepped back
Nas from much of his self-ag-
grandizement while still
retaining his righteous; literate sense of
fury. His most recent album, 2004's "Street's
Disciple," was a vastly underrated, kaleido-
scopic articulation of his anger and some
of his best work'since his staggeringly per-
fect debut, 1994's "Illmatic."
Akron/Family "Meek Warrior" (Sept.
25): Between their first self-titled album and
their split LP with Angels of Light, Akfrn/
Family's structurally intricate, ambitious
folk rock got a whole lot more intricate
and ambitious. With the help of renowned
free jazz drummer Hamid Drake, who has
played on sessions with legends like Don
Cherry and Pharaoh Sanders, there's a good
chance the Family might maintain their
ever-upward trajectory. -
Beck "The Information" (Oct. 3): Of
the two tracks on this upcoming release
available for preview on' Beck's Web site,
one, "Nausea," is promising. The other,
"Strange Apparition," is, unfortunately, not.
I've been a longtime fan of Beck, though,
so I'll probably shell out the cash for "The
Information." Here's to hoping Beck puts'
some teeth back into his music this time
the guide to
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across from the UF Campus
since 1976. This quaint
landmark establishment with
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dining is perfect for any date or
gathering. Don't miss the Friday
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Drink specials daily. Enjoy
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wed fri 11 am- midnight
sat 11 am- midnight
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1 120 university ave. Next to
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S For Rent
$99 1st month's rent
Wake up & walk to UF
Studios & 1 bedrooms
Starting @ $499
Pet friendly, Pool
*Come See! 372-7111*
1 & 2 BRs HUGE Floorplans!
Water/Sewer included! Pets OK
Bus/Bike to UF 335-7275 12-6-72-2
Coming Soon Downtown!
New Luxury Living at its Finest!
Studios*One Bedrooms*Three Bedrooms
Opening late 2006! 338-0002
*SUN ISLAND APTO.
O*Walk or Bike to Campus*e
1-1 $480/mo*O2-1 $540/mo
1 & 2BR apts. convenient to shopping, bus
line, and just a few miles from UF. Located
off SW 20th Ave. $419 $495, incl water,
sewer, pest control & garbage. Sorry no pets
allowed. Call 335-7066. 12-6-72-2
MOVE IN JANUARY!
Affordabel & Quality Too!
Great Rates! Pets OK!
Walk/Bike to UF 372-7555 12-6-72-2
*CLOSE TO EVERYTHING*
Our Luxury 2BR Town Homes & 3BR Flats
Starting at only $1034 with many freebees.
SFREE cable w/HBO & Show
Deluxe, Large 3 or 4BR apt/house, 60
second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House
charm. Central AC, washer/dryer included.
Wood floors. With Parking. By Private
Owner. 538-2181 Iv message 12-6-72-2
1 & 2 BEDROOMS FOR AUGUST!
FREE UF PARKING
Pool, tennis, bball, alarm
SWE LOVE PETS!
Deluxe, large one or two bedroom, 60 sec-
ond walk to UF. Wood firs, washer dryer
included, fireplace, patio deck. Can furnish.
Short term available. Private Owner. $595-
up. 352-538-2181. Lv mssg 12-6-72-2
*NEAR SCHOOL NEAR PLAY
1 BR/1 BA*2BR/2BA*3BR/3BA TH
Close to UF!*Gated*24hr Gym*Tanning
Leasing for FALL 377-2777
BEAUTIFUL AND NEW
Ceramic Tile, Maple Cabinets, TV in kitchen
Huge scr. porches, W/D, walk-in closets
Only 1.5 miles to UF
2/2's & 3/3's starting at $458/person
Hidden Lake 374-FUNN
-* ELLIE'S HOUSES **
Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to
UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or
3BR HOUSE AT UF
W/D Hook ups, carport
$470 per BR. backyard
717 NW 34th St.
Open Weekends 371-0769
Absolutely Amazing *
Luxury 2/2 & Roommate Match
Private BA, FREE Cable HBO/Sho, Tanning
HUGE 24Hr Gym, W/D, Alarm, Gated,
Call for SPECIALS. 335-4455
1 br $609, 2br $669, 3br $895
Near Butler Plaza Spacious *Alarms
Includes some utilities* Park FREE @UF
Spring Leases Available
2/2 & 3/3 townhomes
Cable w/HBO, tanning, gym
Roommate match! All the extras!
Call for specials 377-2801
Close, Comfy, Cute
1, 2, 3, or4BR apts available NOW or Fall.
Flats or Townhomes, some w/ w/d hook-ups
Gym, Bball, Tennis, 2 pools, 1 mi to UF
www.BivensCove.com or Call 376-2507
THURSDAY, AUGUST 24,2006 N ALLIGATOR, 21
ll For Rent
THE LUXURY YOU WANT...
AT THE PRICE YOU NEED
Remodeled HUGE 2 & 3 Beds
Cable*W/D*Tanning* We Love Pets
Why spend more? 372-8100
SIZE REALLY DOES MATTER
Huge 1,2, & 3BRs
$629, $729 & $849
1.3 Mi to UF* Pets Ok
Be the BIGGEST on the block!
1 or 2bdr this FALL. We love ALL pets!
Pool, Gym, Park @ UF, Bball, Tennis
Call 4 Specials! 352-332-7401
60 sec walk to UF. Short term avail. 1 or 2
rooms $425 & up. Call 352-538-2181 12-
We Love Pets
1,2,&3 BR Flats w/Screened Porches
FREE Alarm*FREE Tanning*W/D
Gated Entry*Cyber Cafe*Pool w/ Sundeck
24hr Gym & Sauna*Only 1.5 miles to UF
Hurry, they won't last long*372-0400
HUGE 2/2 Flats w/Attached Garage
20 ft. cathedral ceilings *Screened in Porch
WD*Fully Equipped Kitchen*FREE Tanning
FREE Alarm*24hr Gym w/ free weights
Pet Friendly*Gate Entry*372-0400
all I unfurnished
Live at a Legend!
The Polos of Gainesville
will give you the best college experience
with Spacious Apartments, Three Pools
with Jacuzzis, HUGE Gym, Billiards Room,
and many more amenities! Minutes from UF,
shopping and Shands. On all major RTS
bus routes. All at a rate that won't break
your bank! Call now for specials: 335-7656
,ATTENTION APARTMENT SHOPPERS!
Get a bargain on 1 & 2 BR units!
Great location, price & size!
Just a few left! 376-1248
2 and 3 BEDROOMS FOR FALL
2 bedroom unit with W/D!!!!!
Pool, pets welcome, tennis, alarm
Save $$ NOW*
3/2 flats starting @ $895
W/D, alarm, Pets OK, QUIET,
ave$ TODAY. Call 367-9910
MINUTES FROM UF!!!
3/3's from only $405 per Bdrm
4/4's from only $374 per Bdrm
FREE Cable w/ HBO/ SHOWTIME
FREE Tanning, 24hr Fitness Center
Ask About our Huge 2/2.5 Townhouses
Convenient Bus Route!
1U For Rent
SAVE $$$, GET MORE!
3BR/2BA for less than $300/person
B-ball, Comp lab, Gym, FREE UF parking
FORGET YOU HAVE ROOMMATES!
Huge 4BR townhomes w/W/D. 1662 sq.ft.
FREE gym membership and FREE cable
*AVOID UPSTAIRS NEIGHBORS*
2BR/2BA LUXURY Flat
FREE Tanning, WID, Huge 24 hr. gym,
PC lab, Gated, Pet friendly,
All amenities,Free Cable w/HBO and Show,
Filling fast for Fall 377-2777
1 AND 2 BR APTS
available in downtown Historic district.
Ceiling fans, central heat/air. No dogs, first,
last, sec. 378-3704 9-14-15-2
Fall Rentals walk to UF
Gore Rabell Realty 378-1387
*** 0.8 MILES TO UF***
2BR Historic house. Near downtown. Wood
firs, high ceilings. W/D. Pets considered.
$650/mo. 214-9270. 12-6-72-2
SOVERY QUIET 2Br/1 Ba CONDO**
Pool. Steps away from Shands, VA, Dental,
Vet.Med, Health Sci, etc. & heart of UF Grad
or profl pref $845/mo. Cat friendly. 262-0444
PET'S PARADISE $395 to $550/mo. No app
or pet fee. 2BR avail now. Some with fire-
places, privacy fences & dogwaik. 4501 SW
71st Terr, 825 SW62 Terr, short lease some
units 331-2099 9-7-21-2
Luxury 2/2 condos
Avail Aug 2006 For Sale or Lease
Corner of NW 3rd Place & 14th Street
S V 8-31-31-2
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Individual and Semester Leases
SyndIcatd Co t Convenient UF access. $420 to $575/mo
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Available from Commercial News Providers" m -9-30-2
1 BLOCK TO UF
9 3416 NW 7th Ave. 3BR/2BA $1175/mo.
Contact Michael 331-2100 8-31-23-2
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Perfect two bedroom home all up-dated with
W/D hook-ups. CA/H 2 miles to campus.
$650/mo plus $650 security 1023 NW 30th
Ave. 352-215-8815 8-25-12-2
2BR/1BA 2nd story apt in historic Gville
house, 10 min walk to UF, W/D incl, Ig
fenced yd, plenty of parking, sec sys, newly
renovated. 716 NW 4th Ave. $675/mo, some
utils incl firstname.lastname@example.org
BIG HOUSE ON BIG LAKE
15 mins from UF. Beautiful 4BR/4BA. LR
w/ glass walls FP. W/D, DW. Great for fac-
ulty or grad students $1600/mo. Call owner
359-8245 or Watson Realty 352-335-0440.
SUPER CHEAP APTI
Great location next to campus
Incl DSL, utils & cable, w/-or w/o furn
1 yr sublease starts in Aug.
Walk to UF Law School. Lg 3BR/2BA
house, cent H/A, wood floors, FL rm,
study; $1325/mo: 13 NW 26th St.
Edbaurmanagement.com. 1731 NW 6th St
- 375-7104. 8-31-15-2
Downtown 3BR, cent H/A, Ig kitchen
w/breakfast nook, wood floors, fenced
yard; $995/mo: 326 SW 3rd Ave.
Edbaurmanagement.com. 1731 NW 6th St
S For Rent
Brand new condo near dwntwn & UF,
spacious 2BR/2BA w/balcony, W/D, walk-
in closets; $1200/mo: 810 NW 19th Ave.
Edbaurmanagement.com. 1731 NW 6th St
ATTN GRAD STUDENTS!
Need a quiet spot? 1BR apt in Waldo in
newly remodeled historic house. $550/mo
+ utils 1st/last & sec. Refs req'd. Easy
drive to Gville. Call 352-378-2141 Iv mssg.
*WALK TO UF/SHANDS!!!*
Short term lease avail. Oakbrook 2BR each
w/own bathroomW/D in apt & more!Move-in
special. $850/MO Call 219-3222 8-25-
1BR/1BA No lease, Glen Springs area.
Sunny courtyard. On bus line. Quiet neigh-
borhood next to park. New paint, new carpet.
Free water. $410/mo + $410 sec deposit. No
pets. Call 374-7175 8-25-9-2
1BR APTW/PVT GATED COURTYARD
2 miles from Shands & VA. Pets arranged.
A+ 2BR Condo close to UF
Bike/Bus/Walk to UF
Balcony, W/D & Amenities
Won't last! Call 665-4106
3BR/2BA house. Spacious, efficient homes
with updated kitchen, tiled floors, biking
distance to campus. Large fenced yard. Pet
friendly. 352-372-4768 8-31-12-2
Large room in NW home $375/MO
includes utils, DSL, DVR, no pets. Prefer
mature, male grad student/professional,
non-drinker/smoker. Avail 8/1- flexible. Call
Scott 335-8209 8-29-10-2
3BR/3BA in Rockwood Villas- W/D hookups
on bus route, 2 pools, tennis & v-ball courts.
Pets okay. $1050/mo + security deposit.
2BR/2.5BA townhome in quiet Haile
Plantation neighborhood. W/D, high ceil-
ings, wooded paths and golf-course view.
First/last and sec. $975/mo. No pets. Call
WALK TO CAMPUS from this brand new
1BR condo. 1 blk from campus 13th St &
University. Fully equipped. New appliances.
Never before lived in. Covered parking, cor-
ner unit. (904) 398-0038. 8-29-10-2
NEAR SCHOOL, NEAR PLAY GREAT
LOCATION. 2BR/2BA condo, pool, RTS bus
stop. Archer Rd. near 23rd. Annual Lease.
Furished or unfurnished. Such a deal! 904-
Barn, pasture, horses allowed. Close to
Publix, mall, UF. $1290/mo. 1st/last/security/
utilities. 352-246-6056 8-31-11-2
2BR/2BA at THE SPARROWS CONDOS.
No9 pets allowed. W/D, pool, gym. Large BR
$900/mo + utils. First, last & security. 386-
1 BLOCK TO .UF!!
2 BR/2BA apt. Living room, kitchen w/ dining
area. 352-377-4530. 8-29-9-2.
*ADORABLE DOLLHOUSE 2.5 miles to UF
2BR/1BA, large fenced yard
Friendly NW neighborhood.
Remodeled, fresh carpet/paint. $650
Call 352-DREAM-IT!O 8-28-7-2
Pvt BR/BA & porch; own entrance. No
kitchen. Microwave, fridge, water & elec
provided & access to W/D. Ideal for grad/prof
student $400/mo. Lease not nec. 246-7037
2BR/2BA apt $635/mo. Available now. 1 yr
lease. On bus rte #16. Located 1 mile from
campus. Will cover security deposit. Pets al-
lowed. Call 954-422-3256 8-25-5-2
402 NW 3rd Ave 4BR/2BA
1800 sq ft New appliances
$1500/mo 352-378-6003 9-1-10-2
S For Rent
1BR/1BA3 BLOCKS to UF/SHANDS
All tile, newly remodeled, very clean, WD,
eat-in loaded kitchen, big BR/walk-in closet,
nice views, large living room, icemaker, DW,
CH/A, no pets, NS. $675/mo.352-362-6410
WALK TO UF!
1BR/1BA with hardwood floors, huge bath!
Available now! $500/mo. 108B NW7th ST.
Call Sara @ 407-484-8056 or Suzie @ 692-
2BR/1 BA poolside apt across street fror VA/
Shands $800/mo. Spacious kitchen, laundry,
on bus route. 1700 SW 16th-Ct. Call 813-
1BR/1BA 650 sq ft. Kitchen w. fridge, DW,
stove. Pvt patio, located within walking
distance to campus by Sorority Row. Call
Luxury Townhouses at Greens 2BR/2.5BA
spacious unit in gated community. Golf
and country club, W/D, alarm, garage. Pet
friendly. Rent starts @ $995/MO
Call 352-359-4438 9-15-17-2
4BR/2BA house near UF
Available NOW. $470/mo/rm
Females only. 3631 NW 19th St.
Affordable & quality. W/D & diswasher
Call 954-980-7290 8-29-5-2
2BR/1BA Cottage. Central H/AC. Fenced
pasture & horse sail. Very quiet. Avail 9/1. 1/
2 mile W of 1-75 off Williston Road. $500/MO
Call 372-0507 for more info. 8-29-8-2
1BR in 2BR DOWNTOWN APARTMENT.
Quiet neighborhood. CLOSE TO SHANDS,
UF, & LIBRARY. $400/MO. Pets ok.
Call 262-1351 8-29-5-2
CAMPUS EDGE CONDO: New Conversion.
2BR/2BA, pool, W/D, DW, on bus route.
$900/MO Handicapped accessible.
Call 352-284-8743 9-6-10-2
NEED to get out of lease.
2BR phenomenal deal. Deal of a lifetime.
Right near campus. Call 352-318-464
1 or 2 bedrooms available in a
house off 34th Kim 219-1890
$850 per month
48 NW 21 Dr. Comfortable furn rm.Quiet safe
area w/clubhouse (pool, gym, bball, tennis)
-15' to UF or bus rt 8. NS. No pets. $350 incl
utils, clubhouse key, use of W/D, TV. 336-
3572 Mr. Fernando. 8-25-3-2
1 room in nice 3/2 less than 10 min from UF.
Renovated, flooring, lighting, kitchen & paint.
High speed cable/wireless. $350/mo + 1/3
utils. Call 352-538-7938 8-29-5-2
3BR/2BA W/D, fenced in a quiet neighbor-
hood. Fireplace, first, last security deposit
required. $950/mo. 5413 NW30th Terrace. If
interested, contact Ashley @ 305-323-9742
ROOMS IN GREAT HOUSE 494-2565
2BR in 4BR/3BA house with yd. $300/$325
2406 NW47th Terr. Near SFCC and UF. W/D
NewAC, 1/4 low util & hi-speed internet.
1st, Last Deposit. 373-7578 or 328-6308
Countryside 4BR/4BA huge condo,
gated, walk-up, DW, micro, W/D, par-
tial furnish if needed (couch/loveist/
dressdwr/2 full bed jn 2 rooms) $1600/mo.
Edbaurmanagement.com 1731 NW 6th St
House 3BR/2BA, 1 car garage, 1530 sq ft,
new carpet & paint; eat in kitc, fireplace, DW,
W/D. Fenced. Avail 9/1. $1200/mo 3908 SW
6th PI. Edbaurmanagement.com 1731 NW
6th St. -375-7104 12-6-71-2
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0 For Rent
) 1 1 Subleases
) E li Roommates
House 3BR/2BA, 2 car garg,-2560 sq ft
formal Lr/Dr, Fam,room, Bkfst Bar; lots of
cabinet/counter space, DW, W/D, huge pa-
-tio4fenced yard w/irrig. $1450/mo 1944 SW
48 Ave. Edbaurmahagement.com 1731 NW
6th St 375-7104 12-6-71-2
Townhouse 3BR/2BA news ceramic tile, car-
pet & appliances; avail 8/25; Greenleaf 6922
SW 46 Ave. Edbaurmanagement.com 1731
NW 6th St 375-7104 12-6-71-2
Conto. Greens @ West End 2BR/2BA, wood
flr/cramic tile, vaulted ceiling, W/D; incl
clubhselpool/tennis/Bsktball, Golf $950/mo.
Edbaurmanagement.com 1731 NW 6th St.
2 story country house 3BR/2BA, large living
room, separate dining room, zoned commer-
cial, ideal home/office on SW Williston Rd,
near ShandsNA, $925. Call 215-1728 Kathy
-or 372-9000 9-15-17-2
CAMPUS EDGE CONDO 2BR/2BA
Vaulted ceilings, quiet, full appliances incl
W/D. Inside UF campus. Walk to Shands or
class. 352-359-0263 9-1-7-2
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2, 3, or 4BR apts, a stone's throw from UF.
Fully furn or unfurn. Incl. DSL, utilities, cable
& mnore. Call 305-318-5816
2 BR/ 2BA condo w/ DW. 6+ month lease
$800/mo for 6 months, $750/mo for 1 year.
2508 SW 35th PL, Apt #32, Gainesville, FL
32608. Gated community. 561-251-1022.
1BR/1BA in 2BR/2BA apt. Female upper-
classman preferred. W/D, pool, gym, pets
OK1 Avail now $330/mo + 1/2 utils. Call
Angela 407-929-0260. 8-30-10-3
Avail NOW! 1 year lease. $490/MO
Gainesville Place 1/1 in 4/4
Male only. Includes ALL UTILITES.
Fully furnished, W/D, DW, AC.
Call Matt 954-701-4441 8-25-6-3
1 BR/1 BAAPTAT THE WOODS
No deposit. $480/mo. 803-479-2833. 8-
Subleasing 1 BR w/ BA in a 2/2 at Oakbrook
Walk located across the street from UFI Utils
incl, fully furnished, and maid service 2x/mo.
$590/mo, willing to negotiate. Call Andrew,
Spacious 1BR in 2BR apt. Walk-in closet,
private bathroom. Minutes from UF. $430/mo
305-725-3901. Females only. 8-28-5-3
GREAT SUBLEASE FOR SEPT 1ST Large
clean 1BR apt Hawaiian Village. Close to.UF.
Only $200 deposit, rent only $510/mo. Great
deal! ALSO FREE COUCH comes with. Call
Kevin 562-2938 8-28-5-3
1BR/1BA w/study in Camelot Apts. Across
from UF 34th & University. 1 year sublease
until 7/31/07 $695/MO includes internet.
Call 352-262-1385 8-29-5-3
1 BR in 2BR DOWNTOWN APT.
CLOSE TO HANDS, UF & LIBRARY.
$400/MO Pets okay. Call 262-1351
1BR/BA apt. $479 unfurnished.
$150 Deposit will be given w/ $150 will be
paid the first month. 3751 SW 20th Ave. Call
1B.,in 3BR apartment, unfurnished. $400/
mo, utilities not included. Madison Pointe
Apartments. Contact James Trinidad at 284-
Will be moving to new house. Looking to
sublease beautiful luxury townhouse apt @
Hampton Oaks. Can move in this Sept. Free
last month rent, just pay sublease transfer
fee. If interested call (352) 333-9765 9-7-
1 BR/1 BA in 3BR/3BR at Lexington Crossing.
Male wanted. Fully furnished, full utilities,
W/D, gym. 9 month sublease. $480/mo. Call
Countryside @ University Condo 2 bed-
rooms avail in 4BR/4BA for $425/ea. Cable,
water, elec incl except phone. Call Irvin 904-
610-0967 or email email@example.com
Roommate Matching HERE
Oxford Manor 377-2777
The Landings 336-3838
The Laurels 335-4455
Hidden Lake 374-3866
Female roommate for one/two female UF
students. Quiet. Responsible. 60 second
walk to UF. Old house charm with all ameni-
ties. Avail Now. $400 up. 352-538-2181.Lv
message. Private Owner 12-6-72-4
BR/pvt BA conv loc, quiet, park-side NE
Gville home. Seek serious F student; NS,
mature, responsible, quiet, clean. No pets.
Easy bike/drive to UF/dntwn. Furn if need
$500/mo incl utils & HS net. Mary 378-3098.
Pet friendly. Big house near UF Female stu-
dents preferred. W/D, A/C, big fenced yard,
parking. $295 per room 371-9409 9-6-10-4
Roommate wanted, Male. 3BR house. Haile
Plantation. Available immediately. $450/mo.
Call 772-285-0708 8-31-15-4
Female for 1BR/1BA in 3/3. FULLY
FURNISHED. On bus route $425 + utilities.
Von 386-937-2402 8-24-10-4
Walk to UF. Huge old remodeled classic.
Individual room leases. W/D, A/C, wired,
huge fenced yard. Pet friendly. $295-$310/
mo + $35/pet. EZ parking and move-in costs.
2 rooms in 4/2, quiet family neighborhood. 1
blk from UF bus. 10 min to UF. All utils incl.
$465/mo. Fully furn, tastefully decorated.
Laundry rm & large kitchen. 954-803-4346 or
352-372-1890. Females only, no bad habits
Share completely renovated Spanish/
mission-style 4BR/2BA home in quiet, safe
neighborhood. Hardwood floors, fireplace,
Ig fenced yard, W/D. Less than 1.5 mi to UF
& 7 mi to SFCC. On busline. All utils, cable,
hi-spd wireless incl. $400-450/mo + sec.
Avail 8/5. 561-312-0074 or 561-254-1638.
M, grad student pref for 1BR w/pvt BA in
4BR/4BA condo. W/D rm, full kitchen, Walk-
in closet, 2nd fir w/balc, close to UF on 2 bus
lines. Nice pool & plenty of open parking.
Avail Aug 1-July 31.1 John 786-436-1657
1BR in 4BR/3BA. Available Aug 1, 2006. 3
min drive from UF. Beautiful house with wood
flooring, huge yards and spacious bedrooms.
Pets welcomed. $400 + 1/5 utils. Call 305-
Share 2BR/2BA MH Clayton Est 638 Queens
Rd $150 N/R dep $300/mo or $75/wk +
1/2 GRU. Handyman: work off portion. Sat
TV/HBO/ShowlStarz. Need vehicle. Caged
pets OK. Police ID req. Donna 331-3666.
To share 3BR/2BA. house. A/C, fireplace,
large yard. Fantastic SW location. $290/mo
+ utils. Prefer grad student or older. 352-
Female roommate needed 1BR in 2BR/2BA.
Responsible, quiet, clean. $500/mo utils incl.
Rockwood Villas Condo. Close to bus, conv
to UF/SFCC, shopping. Pool, vball, & tennis
cts 904-230-8647, 904-386-3253 8-24-5-4
NS, F wanted. Share 2BR/2BA condo in qui-
et SE area (Treehouse Village) on bus line.
2 pools & fitness center. Newly remodeled &
furn (except BR). W/D. Avail now. $430/mo
incl utils + dep. 321-266-7069; 321-725-4475
1BR available in 3 Bedroom house. 4 blocks
from campus. Great location! $450/MO, All
utilities-are included. Call Adam @ 765-215-
4997 or Kyle @ 765-215-1677 8-24-5-4
FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED FOR A
FURNISHED 2BR/2BA HOUSE $350 +1/2
UTILITIES. BIG SPACE, QUITE, CLOSE TO
SFCC. FOR MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE
CALL 352-262-3914 8-24-5-4
Female roommate needed for coed 4BR/3BA
house 1 block from Butler Plaza. $380/MO,
WID incl. util, cable & internet. On bus route.
2 Grad students looking for female student
roommate for 3 BR/2BA furnished house on
Rails to Trails. Barn and pasture for a horse.
$450/mo + utils. Flexible lease. Avail now.
Call 352-359-1252. 8-24-5-4
2 males need 3rd quiet student/prof room-
mate to share 3BR/2BA mobile home in
Alamar Gardens. $500/mo incl everything
except phone. W/D, DW, big living rm w/35"
TV, internet, many extras. Call 495-8280
***Private & Luxuriousk***
2BR Avail in 3BR/2.5BA house. NW Gville.
Spacious. Full Kitchen & W/D, garage avail
$400 + 1/3 utils. Call Chrissy 954-649-2690.
Roommate needed for 2BR/2BA fully fum
condo. Quick bus ride to campus. $470/mo
includes everything. Call 850-621-0010. 8-
Roommate wanted for nice, clean female in a
2/2 townhouse, available immediately. $400/
mo all utilities included. Must like animals.
Call 239-225-5259. 8-25-5-4
AWESOME DEAL!!! 34th & University.
HUGE TH w/2 g BR's avail: 1 w/walkin clos-
et, other w/ own BA. Side porch, screened-in
patio, garage, W/D, DW, lots of storage
space. $400/mo + 1/3 utils. 904-806-2470
3BR/2BA house $450/mo. Near campus. For
info call 305-525-6469. 8-25-5-4
*4BR/2BA house 0 10 min from UF*
NW Gville off 34th St Grad/prof
preferred 0 Lg pvt backyard 0 Cable
W/D internet Fur commorrareas
$500/mo util incl 386-852-9247 8-28-5-4
2BR avail in 4BR/2BA less than a mile from
UF. Mature/responsible M/F. $550/mo +
utils. 1 yr lease. Pool, cable, wireless inter-
net, W/D, Forest Ridge, quiet neighborhood,
covered garage available. 239-272-0130
ONE ROOM AVAILABLE
HURRY IT WON'T LAST
4BR/2BA, over 2300 sq ft
Bike or walk to campus
Call Eric 352-246-6265 9-5-10-4
1BR/1BA available in 3BR condo, in
Marchwood. 2 female roommates. Cable,
DSL, pool. Room unfurnished. $400 + utili-
ties. Call Bianca 352-514-4124. 8-28-5-4
1BR/1BA (furn or not) avail in 3BR/2BA
house N of Haile, new neighborhood, close
to 1-75. NS grad student/prof pref. No dogs.
Hi-spd net, W/D, fenced yard, spa, all ameni-
ties incl. $550/mo all inclusive. 745-2378
Private Bedroom, shared bathroom avail-
able ASAP. $315/mo + 1/2 utilities in 2/1
Homestead Apt. 352-359-0374. 9-5-10-4
Female roommate needed for 2BR/2BA
furnished townhouse. Next to pool. Close to
Oaks Mall. $550/MO which includes cable,
internet, and utilities. Call 386-795-4360
2 rooms for rent. Near NW 34th & 39th.
Kitchen/laundry/pool. Cable modem, wi-fi,
furnished. $475/mo, first month negotiable,
Call 375-6153 after 6pm 8-29-5-4
Female responsible non-smoker student
roommate needed for -2BR/2.5BA condo.
$475/MO Near Archer & 1-75. Call 904-642-
1857 or 904-655-2949 9-6-10-4
Responsible grad student/adult to share con-
do in NW Gainesville. Fully furnished. Close
to everything. $525/MO all inclusive, secu-
rity deposit. References required- shown by
appt. 371-2933or 727-421-0807 8-29-5-4
2 share 2BR DOWNTOWN APARTMENT.
Newly remodeled. CLOSE TO SHANDS,
UF, & LIBRARY. $400/MO MONTH-TO-
MONTH OR LONGER LEASE OKAY. Pets
okay. Call 262-1351 8-29-5-4
1 Female roommate wanted for 3BR/2BA
house $475/MO includes all utils. Close to
SFCC & UF, located off34th. Large backyard.
Wood floors. W/D. Garage. Quiet neighbor-
hood. Call 352-562-5882 8-29-5-4
Wanted female non-smoker to share 3BR/
2BA house. 1 unfurnished room avail in
furnished bouse. 15 min from UF. 5 min from
SFCC. $400/MO includes utils, TV & internet.
No pets. Quiet area. Call 352-206-0543
BR available in nice, quiet NW home.
Seeking responsible, clean roommate. $400/
MO includes high speed internet, cable,
phone, utils. Call 352-258-4701 8-29-5-4
Charming house in great,SW location 4BR/
2.5BA. We would like one more female for
August. Modem Ig kitchen. Living area, nice
front and rear yards with deck. W/D, newAC,
$330 + security. Call Megan 813-610-7698
Two laid back grad students seeks a
proflgrad female to share new home. W/D,
hi-speed internet. Have two cats. No other
pets. No smokers. $375 +113 utilities. Call
1 or 2 roommates needed for 4BR/2BA
house across from law school- 46SW 25th
St. Please call Ashley 321-403-7646 $500/
mo w/o utilities. New everything. W/D. Must
like dogs! Ready NOW. 8-25-3-4
Male roommate wanted. College Park du-
plex, 15th & 5th Ave. $475/mo. Deposit & 1st
month covered. Move in now. No pets. Call
407-277-6125 or 407-754-8039 9-6-15-4
Large 2BR/2BA, 2 blocks from campus.
Quiet area. $450/mo incl all utils, cable,
internet. Common area fum. 407-661-1911
Roommate Wanted. 2 Females looking for
tidy female. 2 miles from UF. Very close
bus stop. No pets, no smoking. $495/MO +
includes utilities 561-452-5505. 8-29-5-4
THE POLOS: Female for lbr/lba in 3/3.
Includes: HS internet, phone w/own # & long
dist, prem cable, utilities, furnished. $550.
Von 352-373-2994 9-7-10-4
Room for rent in 3BR house. Master BR with
private bath. Nice NW neighborhood, 10 min
from UF & SFCC, bus rte, $400/mo + utils.
Call 305401-6817 8-30-5-4
Spacious 1BR/BA in 3BR/3BA apt at
Stoneridge. Avail now. $355 + 1/3 utils. Quiet
and neat female grad student roommates.
Conv bus. W/D. mature and respon. Call
870-9073, 273-5245 8-25-2-4
Close to UF! One room and private bath
available for female $498/mo. + $100 dep.
Cable and Utilities. included. Call Jennifer
904-472-8149 www.oxfordmanor.org 8-
Female roommates needed in condo 1 mile
from UF, $425/MO includes cable, internet,
utilities, pool + more, beautifully renovated
and on bus route, 262-2871 9-21-20-4
1BR available in new townhouse w/fun-lov-
ing roommates. Cable w/HBO, phone, DSL,
sireless, and all amenities. $385 + 1/3 util.
1BR/1BA in 2BR/2BA at Rockwood Villas.
$450/mo'+ 1/2 electric. Call 727-742-9083
Spacious house in beautiful quiet neighbor-
hood, hardwood floors, gourmet kitchen,
huge backyard with deck and fence, W/D,
wireless internet, carport. $400 +1/3 utilities.
-Call 352-283-4571 8-30-5-4 .-
Female roommate wanted
1BR/1 BA in a 2BR/2.5BA $550/MO
Magnolia Place 352-281-3683 8-25-2-4
Female roommate for 4/2 newly renovated
home, fenced, quiet, 1.5 miles from UF. W/D,
DW, refridge, stove & micro. All utils + hi
spd wireless, cable TV include. $450/mo +
deposit. 1-561-254-4959 9-7-10-4
2 female roommates needed for 3/2 condo
in Creeks Edge. Furnished W/D, cable, HS
internet. $625 incl everything. 2nd floor, pool,
tennis, 24hr gym, park-like setting! 772-979-
9l Real Estate
Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile
home and much more in the ALLIGATOR
CLASSIFIEDS! Reach over 24,000 possible
buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over
the phone. Please Call 373-Find
Quad-, Tri-, or Duplex w/pvt parking, extra
land, 60 sec walk to UF. Exc cond. House
3/4BR, 2BA, wd firs, covered prch, concrete
patio, garage/work-shop. Pvt Owner. 352-
538-2181 Iv mssg 12-6-72-5
PRE-CONSTRUCTION, NEW, & EXISTING
CONDOS & HOUSES FOR SALE
NEAR UF AT AFFORDABLE PRICES.
SEARCH HERE OR RECEIVE A FREE
AND COMPLETE LIST VIA E-MAIL. Visit
www.mattpricerealtor.com or Call Today,
352-281-3551, Matt Price, Campus Realty.
BRAND NEW CONSTRUCTION 3
BLOCKS FROM UF. Classic New Orleans
appeal with state-of-the-art luxury.
20 units still available. Prices starting in the
Mid-$200's. Call Eric Wild at 870-9453
INCREDIBLE LOCATION! Summit House
Condos, newly renovated 1 & 2 BR units
starting at $99,900 (as-is at $86,900).
Steps away from Shands, VA, Dental, Vet.
Med, Health Sci., etc. & heart of UF. $3,000
Closing Cost Credit w/Preferred Lenders.
Call Tom Bellucci or Steve Clark at Coldwell
Banker M.M. Parrish Realtors at 352-372-
Magnolia Place: A peaceful, sophisticated
lifestyle. 1,2 & 3 bedroom luxury townhomes.
Within a gated community in the heart of NW
Gainesville. Bordered by wild wetlands and
nature preserve. Variety of floor plans & sizes
available priced from $159,700 to the low
$200,000's. Seller pays $12,000 in Closing
Costs, Upgrades and Bonuses! Contact
Coldwell Banker M.M. Parrish Realtors at
352-372-5375 or at onsite sales office 352-
377-4977. Note: Promotion does expire,
contact onsite office for info 9-29-50-5
Enjoy your own private patio in a Completely
Renovated 1, 2, or 3 bedroom Cazabella
condo across 34th St from UF campus. Walk,
bike or bus to any part of campus within min-
utes. Prices starting in the low $100,000's.
For more info visit www.Cazabella.com
or contact Coldwell Banker M.M. Parrish
Realtors (352-373-3583); Becky Cato (352-
665-0562) or Cindy Birk (352-871-2475).
THURSDAY, AUGUST 24,2006 E ALLIGATOR, 23
Pre-/Construction Pricing next to campus!
Oxford Terrace II -Walk to UF from a brand
new condo! www.oxfordterrace.com. Call.
Eric Leightman with Action Real Estate
Duckpond Condo Spacious and to-
ally updated. 3BR/1.5BA, 1CG, 2 balconies
with great views, $219,900. Mitchell Realty
Services, Inc. 352-231-3444, ext. 1.
2005 GENERAL SIZZLER MOBILE HOME
3BR/2BA Doublewide 24x44. Like new con-
dition. W/D, ref, elec range, fans. On lot in
Oak Park Village off Archer Rd. $34,000. Call
772-287-0820 or 772-260-1933 8-25-15-5
New Preconstruction Condos For Sale
2BR/2.5BA Townhomes on bus route, close
to UF/Shands, near Archer Rd off of 34th St,
on 35th PL Offering at $179,900. Contact
Cheryl Hartley or Debbie Diamond 352-
331-3828, 352-258-3906, or 352-316-6868
OCONDO FOR SALE IN BRANDYWINES
2/2 in excellent condition. Ceramic tile &
wood flooring. 1225 sq ft. Motivated seller.
Cell 352-562-4091 firstname.lastname@example.org
Luxury 2Br/2.5BA townhome. Close to UF.
Ready for fall. Call Matt Price, Campus
Realty. 352-281-3551 8-31-11-5
LOCATION-5 MIN TO UF
3BR/2BA, garage, wood floors, vaulted ceil-
ing. House in excellent condition. Possible fi-
nancing. By appt. 3642 NW7th PI. $257,500.
352-373-6080 or 352-281-4774 9-8-14-5
TIRED OF RENTING?
Invest in yourself, don't wast money on rent.
Seller pays commissions, not you! Visig
www.yourgainesvillerealtor.com or call Scott
Hancock, Campus Realty @ 352-359-1678
Why Rent when you can Buy?
1, 2 and 3BR Condos from the $120's, Only
1.8 miles from UF Campus, Up to $10,000
in Buyer's Incentives Come discover Creeks
Edge today! www.creeksedgecondos.com -
Condo 2BR/1.5BA Townhouse 930 sq. feet
Sweetwater Pines in NW Gainesville. New
carpet, paint, appliances. On bus route.
$89,000: Drive by 5315 NW 20th Way
Call 352-214-5601 8-29-5-5
Clearwater Lake in Hawthorne. 900 sq ft.
Completely remodeled. Dock & boat ramp.
$225K. Call 352-481-5433. 8-29-5-5
NW 1BR/1BA luxury condo, new appliances
incl wash/dry cent air upstairs unit wooded
view minutes to UF 1923 NW 23rd Blvd.
Rustic Springs $104,900. $92 assoc dues
incl water/gar/pest control. 352-318-7982
2BR/2BA UPGRADED CONDO
on UF bus rte. $114,500. Call for details.
AMERICAN DREAMS REALTYLLC
OShell Rock Villas: 2 BR/1.5 BA $117,000
*Shell Rock Villas: 2 BR/1.5. BA $119,500
*Shell Rock Villas: 2 BR/1.5 BA $130,000
*Sun Crest: 3 BR/1 BA- $149, 500
*Palm Grove: 2 BR/2BA- $187,500
*Parker Road: 4 BR/2 BA- $398,800
Contact Christina Holmes 352-745-1708
WALNUT CREEK 3/2, pefect condition, 2
years new. Over 1500 sq. ft., luxury master
suite, 2 car garage and maintenance free
yard. Convert part of your RENT money into
HOME EQUITY. Reduced to $214,900. Call
Harold at (352) 373-2207 to see. 9-1-7-5
IMMACULATE 3BR/3.5BA townhouse, over
1,700 sq. ft, each BR has walk-in closet
& private bath. Convenient NW location.
$264,900 EXIT REALTY PRODUCERS
ONLY $219,900 & no assoc. fees! Updated
NW 3BR/2BA home with separate fam-
ily & living rooms, fireplace, 2-car garage,
screened porch & large corner lot. EXIT
REALTY PRODUCERS 352-505-5700 9-
AFFORDABLE & PRIVATE 3BR/2BA 1997
Nobility on 2 very private acres. Open floor
plan & screened porch. ONLY $89,900.
EXIT REALTY PRODUCERS 352-505-5700
Available from Commercial News Providers"
aII Real Estate
AUCTION 3,444 Acres Prime Timberland
Randolph County, Georgia Thurs., Sept. 7,
7:00 p.m. Dawson, Georgia Dawson Country
Club This property, selling by order .of a
National Timber Investment Management
Organization, has been owned by timber
companies and estates for generations.
Property will be offered in 17 large tracts
ranging in size from 10 to 454 acres.
Significant merchantable timber, intensely-
managed. Eleven miles of road frontage.
Great opportunity for investors, developers &
sportsmen. Pay 15% down, 10% buyer's pre-
mium. GAL#2034 Call for property informa-
tion packages. (800)479-1763 John Dixon &
Associates www.johndixon.com 8-25-1-5
Major Land Auction Saturday, September
9, 10AM. 220+/- acres, subdivided, 25 lots
& tracts. Timber, 15yrs. growth loblolly on
170 ac., balance of 50ac. 2 yrs from harvest.
Creek frontage, mountain views. 1 mile Hwy.
58 frontage, Patrick County, VA. Terms:
10% deposit day of sale, 10% buyers pre-
mium. Directions www.rogersrealty.com or
(336)789-2926, NCAL#685. 8-25-1-5
Land Auction- Over 200 Putnam County lots.
August 26, 11:00am. See complete list at
http://www.goodearth.us/ or call (866)699-
SELL: Good Earth Realty & Auction AU-3285
Sept 14, 15, 16 Homes Riverfront Lots,
Lakefront Homesites, Acreage; Residential,
Commercial, Many ABSOLUTE! (800)257-
4161 higgenbotham.com Higgenbotham
Auctioneers ME Higgenbotham, CAI AU305/
Gulf front lots $595k. Homes start-
ing mid $300k. New master planned
ocean, front community on beautiful
Mustang Island, near Corpus Christi, TX..
BEAUTIFUL N. CAROLINA. ESCAPE THE
HEAT IN THE BEAUTIFUL PEACEFUL
MOUNTAINS OF WESTERN NC Homes,
Cabins, Acreage & INVESTMENTS.
CHEROKEE MOUNTAIN GMAC REAL
ESTATE. cherokeemountainrealty.com Call
forfree brochure (800)841-5868. 8-25-1-5
Priced for Quick Sale!! 3.2 acre lake lot, 148
ft of frontage. Northeast GA's largest and
newest lake, Patriot's Pointe. $98,500. More
Info: (706)213-6734 www.lakerussellproperti
With Tennessee's Beautiful Lakes &
Mountains, you are sure to find the perfect
spot to call home. Call Nancy Gaines,
Gables & Gates (865)388-7703, (865)777-
9191 www.nancygaines.com 8-25-1-5
MURPHY, NORTH CAROLINA AAH COOL
SUMMERS MILD WINTERS Affordable
Homes & Mountain Cabins, Land CALL FOR
FREE BROCHURE (877)837-2288 EXIT
REALTY MOUNTAIN VIEW PROPERTIES
NATIONAL BUILDER 0% DOWN when you
own land! HOME BUILT ON YOUR LOT
starting at $58 per square foot. Call for FREE
color brochures. (800)622-2832. 8-25-1-5
East Tennessee- Norris Lake 5.6 acre
wooded LAKEFRONT lot- $66,500 5.1
ACRE WOODED view lot- $28,900 Call
Lakeside Realty @ (423)626-5820 Or visit
North Carolina Mtns. Asheville Area Starting
@ $89,900 for spectacular parcels with
views, waterfalls, mountain streams, ameni-
ties & much more. Call for appt. (866)930-
NC: Best buy in mountains! Owner financ-
ing, three acres with spectacular view.
Paved road, gated, restricted. 3400' altitude.
$95,000, Bryson City. Call owner! (800)810-
1590. www.aewilliams.net. 8-25-1-5
GRAND OPENING PHASE II! October
28- One Day Onlyl NC Coast 5 miles. Lots
starting $119,999.00. Qualified Prospects
0-Down, No Pay 36-Months. Call (866)212-
5653, x104. 8-25-1-5
ASHEVILLE, NC AREA Breathtaking
mountain view & river parcels. 1 to 8 acres
from the $80's Nature trails, custom lodge,
river walk & much more. 5 min. from town.
) Il Real Estate
KY LAKE CUMBERLAND LIMITED LAND
SALE Up to $10,000 OFF all waterfront par-
cels! Parcels with generous 120' frontage are
being discounted for a limited time. Pool, ten-
nis, walking trails. (866)462-8198. 8-25-1-5
GEORGIA/ NORTH CAROLINA Captivating
mountain views, lakes, rivers, waterfalls.
Homesites starting @ $39,900. Log home
kits @ $39,900. Limited availability. Call
(888)389-3504 X 700. 8-25-1-5
Coastal Georgia- New, Pre- Construction
Golf Community. Large lots & condos w/
deepwater, marsh, golf, nature views.
Gated, Golf, Fitness Center, tennis, Trails,
Docks. $70k's- $300k. (877)266-7376
All water- access homesites direct from the
developer. Most amenities already in. Far
below market value, from $79,900. Possible
18 mo NO PAYMENTS! Call Now! (888)BY-
Western New Mexico Private 62 Acre Ranch
$129,990 Mt. views, trees, rolling hills,
pastureland, borders BLM. 1930's stone
homestead and barn ruins. Horseback rid-
ing, hiking, hunting. Perfect family ranch,
electricity. 100% financing. NALC (866)365-
BED-Queen, orthopedic, extra thick, pillow-
top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still
in plastic. Sacrifice $110. Call 352-372-7490
will deliver. 12-6-72-6
BED FULL SIZE ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top
mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic
w/warranty. Can deliver. Sacrifice $75. Call
MICROFIBER SOFA& LOVESEAT
Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must
sell. Can deliver. Retail $2300. Sacrifice
$550 352-372-7490 12-6-72-6
BED King Pillowtop mattress & box springs.
Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never
been used, in plastic with warranty. Sell
$170. Call 352-372-8588 Can deliver. 12-
CHERRY SLEIGH BED solid with Pillowtop
Mattress & Box. All ndw still boxed. Cost
$1500, sacrifice $550 352-333-7516
Sofa $175 Brand new in pkg 333-7516
BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king
bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests
avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can de-
liver. Retail $6500, must sell, sacrifice $1400
(352) 372-7490 12-6-72-6
SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather.
Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail
$2650. Sacrifice $750. Call 352-377-9846
DINING ROOM Beautiful cherry set w/table,
6 Chippendale chairs, hutch & buffet. New,
still in boxes. Retail $5200, sacrifice $1100.
Must sell. Can deliver. 352-372-8588 12-
FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/
mattress. New, in box. $140 332-9899
DINETTE SET 5pc $85 Brand new in box.
Never used. 352-377-9846 12-6-72-6
Beds, Futons, Furniture, King Sealy sets
$299; new sofas for $299; oak futons $169;
sofa & loveseat $399; dinettes, desks, all
on sale *New Location* 140 NW 6th St
Morrells Furniture Outlet. 352-378-3400
BED $100 NEVER USED Full size
orthopedic pillow-top set. Still in plastic
w/warranty. Can Deliver. (352)264-9799
BED $195 All New Kingl 3pc. Orthopedic
Pillow-top mattress set. Never used at all.
Still in plastic, with warranty. Can Deliver
BED $75 for Mattress Set. Brand New,
Still in plastic never slept on! Can deliver
if you need. Call 494-7789
Bed All New Queen orthopedic pilliv-top
mattress & box set. Still in plastic with war-
ranty. Can Deliver. $130 (352) 264-9799
Bed $100 All New Full size orthopedic mat-
tress set. Brand new, still in plastic, w/ war-
ranty. Can Deliver.352-376-1600 12-6-72-6
BEDROOM SET $395 BRAND NEW! Still
in boxes! HB, 2NS, Dresser, Mirror...chest
avail. Must see to appreciate! Can Deliver
Dinette Set $125 Brand New 5 pc set in
box, never used! Can Deliver 494-7789
Sofa $225 BRAND NEW! MICROFIBERI.
Still in package! Will sell with loveseat $395
for set! Can Del. 376-1600
FUTON-$80- BRAND NEW Futon mattress,
still in package! Sold with oak Futon, both for
$160. Can Deliver 352-494-7789
Pool Table Gorgeous 8' All wood table.
Leather pockets, Italian 1" slate, carved
legs. Br. New still in crate. Cost $4,500. Sell
$1,350. Can Deliver. 264-9799 12-6-72-6
Hot Tub/Spa $1795.00 Brand New Loaded!
Waterfall, LED lights, cup-holders, 110v en-
ergy efficient with warranty. Free Delivery.
**BEDS -ALL BRAND NEW**
**Full $80 Queen $1.00 King $170"
Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name
matching sets not used or refurbished. Still
in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516.
BED- QUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mat-
tress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand
new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver.
$100 352-377-9846. 12-6-72-6
Bed- All New King! 3pc Orthopedic pillowtop
mattress set. Brand NEW, still in plastic with
warranty. Can deliver. $170 352-333-7516.
Bedroom Set- $300 BRAND NEW. Still
in boxes! 6 pieces include: Headboard, 2
Nightstands, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must
sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 12-6-72-6
FUTON $60 Solid Oak Mission Style. With
plush mattress $140. All brand NEW still in
box. Can deliver. 352-333-7516 12-6-72-6
Pool' Table Gorgeous 8" All wood table.
Leather pockets, Italian 1" slate, carved legs.
Brand new still in crate. MUST SELL Retail
$5500. Sell $950. Can deliver 352-377-9846
Hot Tub/Spa $1295 Brand New Loaded!
Waterfall, LED lights, cupholders, 110-v
energy efficient with warranty. Free delivery,
MUST SELL 352-372-8588 12-6-72-6
Bed-FULL size pillowtop mattress & box.
New, in plastic, warr. Can del. $80 317-4031
Sofa $185 Brand new! Love seat $150 still in
pkg. Can del 352-333-7516
BEDS FURNITURE FUTOtS1
LOW PRICES & LARGE SELECTION
Dumas Discount 371-4422 1201 E. Univ. Av.
New Used S Buy Sell 12-6-72-6
BED SETS CLOSEOUTS
Sealed in plastic Twin sets $89. Full sets
$129. Queen sets $149. King sets $189. 352-
376-0953 or 352-378-6005 12-6-72-6
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ll Furnishings ) at Computers
MEMORY FOAM- Same as Temperpedic
Save 50% & more. Other closeouts. Twin
sets $89. Full sets $129. Queen sets $149.
King sets $189. Student discounts apply.
4370 SW 20th Ave. 376-0953 We Deliver!
*Beds *Full mattress & boxspring sets $49
Queen. sets $89 *Single sets$39 eKing
sets $99 *from estate sale. 376-0939/378-
6005 Call-A-Mattress 4370 SW 20th Ave.
REDS FUTONS FURNITURE
Quality furniture at reasonable prices.
Morrells Furniture Outlet,
140 NW 6th St. 352-378-3400
Shop ONLINE at www.morrellsfurniture.com
Sofa nice $75, full size bed $50, twin bed
$40, window AC 6000 BTU $65, new car-
pet 12x12 $75, 19" color TV $35. Like new
electric stove $75, dining table $45. Call 335-
Dorm size, 20W20D34H,
Practically new, $100
Call 665-4106 for Details
LFP'iful 8' light wood with leather pockets,
slate, 1 yr old, been in storage. Need to get
rid of. Cost $1200 bought for $1800: Call
QUEEN SIZE SLEEPER SOFA
Excellent condition. Floral pattern, muted
colors. $500. Call 352-495-1815 after 5 pm.
DIAL- A -WASHER
Washer & dryer leases. 1 semester $160. 1
year $350. Call 352-318-3721 11-1-45-6
Queen sofa/sleeper matching loveseat & ac-
cent pillows. Scotchgard, excellent condition
mattress like new. $550. Get coffee table for
free 352-381-3514 8-29-5-6
COUCH SAGE Green Velour
Very-good condition. $235. 2 side tables,
$120/each. Call 352-665-9547 8-30-5-6
* LA-Z-BOY RECLINER in excellent condi-
tion $75 262-1999. 0 SOFABED QUEEN
SIZE $100 262-1999. SOFABED FULL
SIZE showroom mint conticion $400. 8-
FURNITURE OR SALE!
1 loveseat, 1 stuffed armchair, and 1 love-
seat sleeper $30 each. 1 endtable $5. Call
SOFA SLEEPER & LOVESEAT
Excellent condition! A must See!
CASH PAID For Laptops
Power Supplies & Drives.
Joel www.pcrecycle.biz 9-6-72-7
NO^ A+ 0orakiputEr Peial
Computer Help! Now!
Computer Help Fast A+ Computer Geek
House/Dorm 59 min response. No waiting/
unplugging/hassels. $30 Gator discount w/
ID. Certified MCSE Technicians. 333-8404.
Easy, Inexpensive, Guaranteed
Computer Solutions Inc
Refer to this ad for 10% off 1-8-118-7
352.219.2980 i., lm.
- Computer/laptop repair
- Virus, spyware, hardware
- Fix it for $44
- Home/dorm 352-219-2980 12-6-72-7
COMPUTER & LAPTOP REPAIRS
We buy computers and laptops
Working and Non-working
378-4009, 607 NW 13th Street
GAINESVILLE COMPUTER REPAIR
Service On PC and MAC
Student Discount on Labor
The Ultimate Upgrade's a Call Away
Turn your computer into the ultimate
online machine with one call to Cox
Communications. Sign up for Cox High
Speed Internet for the area's fastest online
connection up to 9 megs a second. Email,
Web space, spam blockers, anti-virus, the
works. 1-888-269-9693 8-25-3-7
U l Electronics
Your roommate hasn't done the dishes in
How long?! Find a better dishwasher in the
In the market for a new set of wheels or just
looking to add a second to that collection?
Want personalized handlebars or a fitted
seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds
NEW& USED BIKES FOR SALE
WE REPAIR ALL BRANDS
Best Prices in Town*
SPIN CYCLE 373-3355
424 W UNIV AVE (DOWNTOWN)
2 Adult 720 Trek Bicycles. 21 speed.
Excellent condition. Multi-positional handle
bars, removeable toe clips, extra acces-
sories included $100/Each 386-462-5323,
I l For Sale
Private, Secure, Guaranteed. 60 sec to UF.
Reserve now! Reasonable rates. 352-538-
2181. Can leave mssg. 12-6-72-10
BOOKS BY BOB BRACKIN
Visit my website
Used Restaurant equipment for sale.
Call Ken for current selections.
60 seconds from UF. Taking new applica-
tions. Fall semester $190/4months 538-2454
Many extras. Will help you thru all license &
permits. State-approved. Call 333-6610 or
E| For Sale
) j MMotorcycles, Mopeds)
I For Sale
*** CHEAP POOL TABLES ***
Gator Recreation Depot has 8' pool tables
with ball returns in stock now for only $599!
Available with red, green, or blue felt.
Includes accessory kit. Stop by today at
6921 NW22nd St (SR 121) or call 376-6742
CAMPBELL AQUARUIUS -ORGAN
CONSOLE with benclT. Two tier w/
entertainment sounds & swinger rhythms.
Dark wood. Like new. $500/OBO Call 378-
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Crossbow by Weider
Multifunctional Home Gym. Great for upper
& lower body resistance workout. Must sell
by Wed the 30th. Call PJ @ 386-682-9853
ANNUAL GARAGE SALE
The Paddock Club Apartments will be hav-
ing their annual garage sale on August 26,
2006 at 8am 1pm. 1105 Ft Clarke Blvd.
Virgin Mobile Cell Phone
with $45 prepaid. You pay $65. Call Paul @
Taylor RAC OS Irons 3-PW. Very Good
Condition $275. Call Paul @ 392-1414 8-
U.S. Marshals Service Forfeited Jewelry 24/
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Rolexes, Cartier, Gold & Coins. www.LoneS
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GIGANTIC 3-DAY auction August 30, 31,
Sept 1, 2006, Montgomery, AL. Single,
tandem & tri-axle dumps (31 of-which are
2005-2007 year), truck tractors, cowboys,
crawler loaders & tractors, excavators,
motor graders &-scrapers, backhoes, rub-
ber tired loaders, forklifts, paving skidders,
feller bunchers, log loaders, farm tractors.
J.M. Wood Auction Co., Inc. (334)264-3265,
Bryant Wood AL LIC #1137. 8-25-1-10
METAL ROOFING SAVE $$$ Buy Direct
From Manufacturer. 20 colors in stock with
all Accessories. Quick turn around! Delivery
Available Toll Free (888)393-0335. 8-25-
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$800/day? 30 Machines, Free Candy All for
$9,995. (888)629-9968 BO2000033. CALL
US: We will not be undersold! 8-25-1-10
Looking for successful entrepreneurs only
- to open franchise businesses in town, must
be proven in management, a born risk-taker
DO NOT CALL otherwise (800)819-2634.
Earn $367.97 per day with your own busi-
ness. No B.S. No boss. Just partners. Free
training, www.wahdreamteam.com 8-25-
JOIN A LOG HOME LEADER Nationally
Recognized Old Timer Log Homes Seeks
Representatives Great Earning Potential,
Quality Products Contact Mr. Vester today!
Vending Route: Snacks, Drinks, all brands.
Great Equipment. Great Support. You choose
locations from what's available!! Financing
available with $7,500 down. (877)843-8726,
Local. BO#2002-037. .8-25-1-10
Busy Gas Station For Sale. 200k gallons.
Over $90k inside monthly. $475k plus inven-
tory. (239)334-2265. 8-25-1-10
PICK "A" PACKAGE ZERO DOWN
FROM ONLY 14.95 PER WEEK 37" FLAT
SCREENS, DVDS, XBOX 360, IPODS,
TEVOS, STEREOS, GUITARS, SPAS,
ABOVE GROUND POOLS, CALL NOW
85-100 dollars for the Fall semester. 2 minute
walk to campus. Stop by at 405 NW 13th St.
Across from ABC Liquor 352-374-7700
** SCOOTERS **
RPM MOTORCYCLES INC
SALES, SERVICE, PARTS
Many Brands Available 518 SE 2nd St.
Scooters from $699. Largest selection
KYMCO, Vento, Hyosung, Keen & many
others. Financing avail. 3550 SW 34th St.
338-8450 solanocycle.com 12-6-72-11
*****New Scooters 4 Less*****
Providing excellent service and
new scooters at great prices!
1901 NW67th Place, 336-1271
NEW website www.NS4L.com
New '06 models now in stock! 1 yr warranties
included with extended warranties available.
Our staff has over 15 years of combined ex-
perience selling and servicing motor scoot-
ers. Stop by our state of the art facility today
at 6921 NW 22nd St.(SR 121) 376-6275
**CASH PAID for MOTORCYCLES **
SCOOTERS, in ANY condition new or used.
Running or not. Titles or not. Prompt pick up
Call ANYTIME: 352-441-0442
Please leave a message.
****Save Money On Gas****
Vespa style Scooters from $899
Free Helmet for UF Gators
Free Shipping to Jacksonville
Credit Cards & PayPal
Call Now 1-877-883-2295
Blue & Black 2004 Vento Scooter
2,000 miles Good condition. Scooter lock &
key included. $1000/OBO Call Daniella 352-
New Scooters 4 Less has LOW rates and
services on any scooter. Pickup/drop off
avail. $19.99 oil change and tune ups.
Call us! 336-1271 12-6-72-11
1997 SUZUKI GSE500
Blue, good condition, runs perfect. 16k miles.
$1099/OBO. Call Mark @ 352-672-2343 9-
HONDA CT70 REPLICA 2005
Runs great, looks great. Like new condition.
$1275 OBO. 352-384-0987 8-28-5-11
2005 50cc Red, runs perfect. Like new condi-
tion. Luggange rack. Great student transpor-
tation. 3 miles on it! $1100 OBO. 384-0987
Viaggio RX 50
Great Condition. $750 OBO. Call Jonathon
Like New Gator Gas Scooter
Less than 200 miles incl 2 helmets, many
extras. $1300. 215-1729. 8-28-5-11
2004 Zip R3i Scooter; Very reliable, fast &
clean; Just serviced; new tires & battery; 2
helmets included. 4,000 miles; Paid >$1400
Asking $950 407-402-6387 9-1-8-11
Scooter 2006 Verucci Viper
150cc Only 475 mi like new. Asking $1500.
Send email for pics: email@example.com.
Local Call: 386-496-8390 8-29-5-11
Our UF Grad Mechanical Engineer can work
on any brand of scooter and we have some
of the lowest labor rates in town! Pickups
available and free estimates given for all
repairs! Stop by today at 6921 NW 22nd St
(SR121) 376-6275 12-6-72-11
2002 Scooter 49cc
Pearl grey color, 175 miles on motor,
looks & runs great $675. 466-1026 8-
2 scooters 1 is 2005, 150cc green. 500 mi
like new. Orig $1800,.asking $1200. Other
is 2005 49cc, United Motors, silver, under
manuf. warr. Just svcd. 1100 mi, exc cond.
Orig $1500, asking $1000. 954-290-8303
HONDA REBEL 250
Custom Red. Runs Excellent. $2000/OBO
pies: http://sharktek.net/rebel 8-30-12-11
2002 HONDA CBR600F41
New front tire. Recent rear tire. Runs perfect.
Adult ridden. 11.5k miles $5,000 OBO. Call
Suzuki GSXR 600 '03
Only 900 miles, female ridden. 40th
Anniversary edition. Clean bike, must see!
$6500 OBO 352-339-1844 8-30-5-11
000* WIN A FREE SCOOTERO**
GatorMoto will give away a scooter to the
person or organization that refers the most
people to purchase a scooter from us.
Contest runs until Sept. 22nd Call 376-6275
for more info. 9-21-20-11
SCOOTER YAMAHA VINO 125cc, 2005
Only 2k miles, adult owned, 2 passenger,
Goes 60mph. will get 80mpg excellent con-
dition, 4 cycle, runs perfect. Only $1,650.
SCOOTER HYOSUNG SENSE 50CC,
GOES 45MPH., only 700 miles, 2 passenger,
disc brake, very smooth, powerful, and high
quality scooter (not Chinese) Like new cond-
tion, only $995 352-262-4673 8-26-4-11
KAWASAKI ELMINATOR 125cc, 2002
3K miles, red & black, 5 speed, excellent
condition, runs perfect. Really nic bike,
great for beginners! Cruises at 60 mph. Only
$1,495 352-262-4673 8-26-4-11
YAMAHA SPORT BIKE, YZF600R, 2000,
low miles, D&D full exhaust system, 2 fresh
Avon tires, never dropped, runs flawless,
super clean bike, only $3,500 352-262-4673
YAMAHA DUAL SPORT/ENDURO XT225R,
2003, ON/OFF ROAD, STREET LEGAL, one
adult owner, only 1,100 miles, like new, never
taken off road, drive ANYWHERE! Only
$2,500. 352-262-4673 8-26-4-11
KAWASAKI KZ 650LTD (standard) 1981,
NEW PAINT, REBUILT CARBS, 28k MILES,
everything works, 4 cylinder, runs good,
looks good. Dependable transportation. Only
$1,200 352-262-4673 8-26-4-11
*FAST CASH PAID FOR ANY CAR*
ORunning or not!*
*NEED HONDA, TOYOTA, PICKUPS
*Over 10 yr svc to UF students
*Call Don @ 215-7987 12-6-72-12
Available from Commercial News Providers"
THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 2006 ALLIGATC
CARS -CARS Buy*SelleTrade
Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes
Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars
3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com
CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150
Clean. Running or Barely Running
Buy, Sell or Trade 1992 & up only
Call Ray 352-284-8619
OVER 50 IMPORTS UNDER $10,000
SELECT MOTOR CAR
THE YELLOW BUILDING
2715 N MAIN 377-1616
$500! POLICE IMPOUNDS!
HONDAS, CHEVYS, TOYOTAS, ETC.
For listings 800-366-9813 ext 4622
BEST CARS LOWEST PRICES
WE BUY CARS
91 AUCURA LEGEND
124K miles. In fair condition $2,300 OBO.
Please call for more info. 352-316-5683
93 CHEVY BERETTA
$1000/OBO. Serious inquiries only. Call 352-
73 Merz 450SEL Classic 4 door sadan. Silver
with blue leather 83,000 miles, don't miss this
one of a kind! Only $3900 in excellent condi-
tion Call 352-214-5601 8-29-5-12
For Sale a 1994, GS 300 Lexus with 128,600
miles. Ivory exterior. Very good condition,
original owner. New front and back brakes.
Only asking $5995.00. This one won't last!
Call 373-5581 to test drive or view. 8-30-
2000 MERCURY MYSTIQUE LS
V6 leather, cold AC, full records $3500/OBO.
HONDA PRELUDE '91
2 door, 195k miles, good condition. A/C,
$1500. Call 352-376-9960 8-31-5-12
02 FORD FOCUS
Great condition. Good gas mileage. AC,
6-disc CD $6800/OBO Call 828-371-8474
Silver Chevy S10
$7,300/OBO. Great condition. AC, CD,
AUTO, new tires etc. Call 335-3959 8-
93 MERCURY SABLE
120k miles, 3000cc, ABS, airbags, newtires.
$1200 OBO. Call 352-337-0618 afternoons
or leave a message. 8-25-2-12
SUN CITY AUTO SALES
Buy Here. Pay Here
We finance anyone
No credit check
SUN CITY AUTO SALES
0 down and up
2000 discount on any financed vehicle
30 day warranty on any financed vehicle
96 Nissan Sentra 1999 352-338-1999
94 Nissan Sentra 1999
90 Mazda 323 1499
95 Honda Civic 2999
00 Kia Sephia.2499 12-6-72-12
92 Honda Accord 1999 352-338-1999
90 Audi 1999
95 Mazda Protege 1999
92 Cadillac 299
91 Lincoln 299 12-6-72-12
87 Volvo 1499 352-338-1999
78 Chevy PK 999
84 Conversion Van 1999
97 Isuzu Rodeo 2999
95 Honda Passport 2999 12-6-72-12
95 HONDA CIVIC
Low miles. Complete maintenance up-to
date. Runs great $3000/OBO Call 352-332-
THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY
NEEDS VOLUNTEER DRIVERS
Transport patients to/from treatments
Must have valid driver's license,
safe driving record & attend training session.
Call 352-376-6866 ext 114 for more info.
Available from Commercial News Providers"
q W 4 1111110 4
21 Help Wanted
On going volunteer needed: Blind lady heed $100 EACH NIGHT Guaranteed .
trans on Sundays only to Mass @ Queen 13th St. or University Ave Domino's now hir-
of Peace Catholic Church or St. Augustine ing 10 drivers. Closing drivers earn $100 to
Catholic Church. For more info. call 219- $125 each night.Apply @ 3311 W.University.
6948 I live in the Tower Rd. area 9-1-70-13 377-4992. or 2106 SW 13th St. 373-2337
LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS:
* Gold Diamonds Gems Class Rings
* ETC Top Cash $$$ or Trade *
OZZIE'S FINE JEWELRY 373-9243. 4-25-
ASSISTANCE FOR BLIND LADY living in
the Tower Rd area. Need volunteer compan-
ions for EVENING WALKS and SATURDAY
MORNING TRIPS TO ANGEL GARDENS.
Prefer females. Please call 352-219-6948
WANTED: SEC rings, jerseys, watches.
904-415-3294 or email:firstname.lastname@example.org
*MARINE OFFICER PROGRAM*
201 Southeast 2nd Ave, unit 205
S Help Wanted
This newspaper assumes no responsibil-
ity for injury or loss arising from contacts
made through advertising. We suggest that
any reader who responds to advertising use
caution and investigate the sincerity of the
-advertiser before giving out personal infor-
mation or arranging meetings
LIKE TO WORK WITH LUXURY CARS?
Bright? Enthusiastic? Like people? Must be
over 22, stable work history, clean driving re-f
cord, drug-free, pers ref. www.carrsmith.com
for details. 12-6-72-14
Animal Care Tech looking for hard working
person to work w/ reptiles & rodents. Will
train, PT to start with more hrs possible. Start
at $7.00/hr. Flex hrs. Please call 495-9024
between 9-4 M-F. 12-6-72-14
CNA CLASS: $250! learn @ your own
time & pace. All you need to be a CNA
& pass the state exam is on VCR tape.
I have a 95% PASS RATE! check it out:
www.lapcnatraining.com or 800-566-4913
Phone survey interviewers wanted. Start
work today! No sales, opinion research
only! Flexible Schedule! Perceptive Market
Research 336-6760 ex 4081 Call now! 12-.
Students in Accounting, Aviation, Business/
Sales and IT needed for various positions.
Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join
our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/
$$ STUDENTS GET CASH $$
For gently used brand name
Clothing/accessories & furniture
$Cash on the Spot$ SANDY'S No appt
necessary! 2906 NW 13th St 372-1226 12-
$250 A DAY POTENTIAL
No experience necessary, training provided.
800-965-6520 ext 138 12-6-72-1,4
Needed for evaluations of
Local Stores, Restaurants and Theaters
Flexible Hours, Training Provided
Call 1-800-585-9024 ext 6254
We need Paid Survey Takers in Gainesville.
100% FREE to join. Click on Surveys.
$10 15/Hour DRIVERS
$6.40 $7.40/Hour INSIDERS
Apply online at www.gatordominos.com
Or at any of the 6 locations. 12-6-72-14
Earn between $14-$20/hr! Make your
own schedule. Fun environment, great op-
portunity. For info contact David 379-3663
Earn up to $12/hr. ALSO KITCHEN HELP
$6.50/hr. Call California Chicken Grill 378-
GREAT PAY FOR THOSE WHO STAY! Park
Place Car Wash is looking for hard workers
for all positions. Cashiers (fullday availability)
& line workers (AM 8:30-1 & PM 12-6 shifts
avail) 15-40hrs-your choice. Great work envi-
ronment. Apply in person. 7404 NW4th Blvd.
Across from Home Depot. No calls please
Private dance co. Great for students. Great
pay, fast cash & flexible hours. Call to start
today! 378-3312 9-7-10-14
Tired of sitting around w/out it? Sit here &
make it! UF FLORIDA REPDIALS seeks UF
students to raise funds. Earn up to $8.00/hr
with a FLEXIBLE schedule. Apply at 105
NW 16th St 4th floor. Academic Classroom
Building 105, or call 392-7754 for more info.
$10/HOUR + BONUS
Mortgage lender has immediate openings for
college students for telephone sales posi-
tions. No exp required. Flex hours. Apply in
person between 3 & 6pm, Mon-Fri 1900 SW
34th St. Ste 206 (2nd fir above credit union)
Gatorfood.com is looking for personable,
responsible, enthusiastic, fun people. PT &
FT available. For info call Dave @ 379-3663
WANTED: GOOD EARS
for participation in a hearing study. Please
call 352-392-0601 ext 380. 12-6-72-14
TCG PHONE REPS
Needed ASAP, evening & weekends. Must
be articulate & reliable. 371-5888 ext. 111 or
4112 NW22nd Dr. 12-6-72-14
for commercial properties needed FT only.
VALID DRIVERS LICENSE & CLEAN
BACKGROUND A MUST. Exp preferred. Call
EARN $60 THIS WEEK!
Donate Plasma & Save a Life
Best part-time job you'll ever have
Bring this Ad and Earn an'
Extra $5 on Your'2nd Donation.
DCI Biologicals 150 NW 6th St
WE NEED GOOD HELP!!
Call Damieon @ Molly and Friends Cat
Furniture Company 337-1535. Good pay!
Good job for good workers. Light duty
manufacturing. Some experience helpful
KITCHEN MANAGER *
Exciting new downtown restaurant
looking for experienced KM
call 321-388-4254 or.email
FT or PT (flexible hours) legal secretary for
small business litigation firm. Computer skills
required. Send resume to P.O. Drawer 1168,
Gainesville, FL 32602, or fax (352)375-6249
FULL TIME LEGAL ASSISTANT
SPosition available. Need at least 2 year com-
mitment. Fax resume to 352-335-2272. Attn:
M*1 Help Wanted
Bright, enthusiastic, industrious workers
wanted for toy/gift store. FT/PT. Must be
able to work weekends, breaks and holidays.
Stop by for an application @ 1510 NW 13th
Flexible schedules, resume bldr, customer
sales/svc, will train, conditions apply, 372-
THE OFFICIAL GATOR SPORTSHOP is
looking for part-time OPS help for sum-
mer and fall. Must be. able to work football
gamedays. Hours are flexible but requkie at
lease 4-hour blocks. Duties include customer
service, cashiering, mail orders and working
events. Applications can be picked up in the
Sportshop located in the north endzone of
the football stadium. 8-31-14-14
All positions open. $7-9.00/hr. Weekday or
weekend. PT or FT. Split shift or a 40 hr
week. Looking for sandwich makers, food
prep, cashiers & counter persons. Heavenly
Ham, 3832 Newberry Rd. 8-29-13-14
A loving, dependable person is needed to
assist work-at-home mother. Exp w/children
a plus. Flex hrs, good pay, long term pos.
NS, must have own transportation. 222-1786
$7.50/hr ($8 Bi-lingual) + BONUS
Apply @ UF Survey Research Center
M-F. 9am-9pm 408 W University Ave
Suite 106, Tel. 392-2908 x105
Must work eve/wknd. 12-6-78-14
i! DISC JOCKEY !!
New club opening soon
need club/ top 40/ dance DJ
Call 321-388-4254 or
email: email@example.com. 8-31-13-14
LAW OFFICE RUNNER
needed PT. Reliable transportation, experi-
ence preferred. Fax resume to 352-376-
Sun Country Sports is hiring.
Staff is needed in the following areas:
instructors, After School counselors,
Office Staff, Parties, Group Events' nd
More! Management positions available
as well! Download your application at
www.suncountrysports.com and bring it to
either location. We look forward to meeting
Sports memorabilia mail order business
seeks someone who knows sports, is a
fast typer and has good general computer
knowledge. Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop
knowledge a plus. Must have Ebay experi-
ences. Between 20 & 40 hours a weeks,
$8.50/hr. Students welcome 800m344-9103
DO YOU WANTA GREAT PAY RATE?
Are you caring & dependable? Seeking
LPNs, CNAs, HHAs & homemakers. Please
call 1-800-309-1157 or 1-800-825-9873
Hardware Engineer forfabless semiconduc-
tor co in Ocala. FT with full benefits, tution
reimb, more. BSEE/CS/CE with networking
(IP/TCP/UDP) exp in setup and config.
Good comp skills, Excel, exp with data
reduction and statistical analysis. More
info at www.intellon.com. Resumes to:
ASSOC APPS ENGINEER for fabless semi-
conductor co in Ocala. FT with full benefits,
tuition reimb., more. BSEE with networking
(IP/TCP/UDP), power supply exp, bench-
work, soldering, familiar with test equip. (os-
ciloscopes, spectrum analyzer, multimeter).
Prof. in Windows, Windows Office.,
More info www.intellon.com.
Resumes to:firstname.lastname@example.org 9-6-
PT custom framing experience preferred.
SMature, math skills a must. The Great
Frame Up 4144 NW 16th Blvd. 373-5400
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26, ALLIGATOR THURSDAY, AUGUST 24,2006
M l Help Wanted
Local nurse seeking a
for learning Khmer. 352-514-8565 Iv mssg
* Accounting Assistant
6 Shipping Tech
* Maintenance Tech
* Tech Support
* Aviation Assistant
Re ume to email@example.com www.gleim.com.
Fast-paced sports memorabilia co. in
Alachua is looking for reliable, flex person to
work in our shipping dept. 16-20 hrs/wk @
$8/hr. Tel. Rick 800-344-9104. 8-31-11-14
FT Nannies needed: 30-55 hrs,
LO, grad student welcomed, good $
in-home exp. required, must like outdoors
Noah'sArk Nanny 376-5008. 9-1-11-14
$$ NANNY JOBS $$
Start now/ FALL
Plan ahead: NOAH'S ARK
NANNY 376-5008. 9-1-11-14
LOTSA NANNIES NEEDED
AM/ PM/ MWF/ TTH
Noah's Ark Agency 376-5008. 9-1-11-14
The Alachua County Crisis Center is seeking
volunteers to become Crisis Line Couselors.
Sixty hours of in-depth training are provided.
This is an opportunity to impact lives of fel-
low community members and to gain life-
enhancing communication skills. The next
training class begins Saturday, September
16th, 2006. Please contact Ali Martinez at
352-264-6782 or visit http://crisiscenter.alac
hua.fl.us for more information. 9-15-21-14
5 Star Pizza on Tower Rd
Now hiring delivery drivers. Great pay, flex-
ible hours. Closing drivers earn $125/shift.
600 NW75th St. 8-30-10-14
Positions available. FT/PT in sales
Gator Fever Archer Rd
692-4472 or 692-5597 8-31-10-14
1 iO-FINE ART SALESSOS
Russell Grace Images seeks person-
nel to staff kiosk @ Oaks Mall. Inquire:
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER MS SQL
Server, .NET (ASP, ADO, VB), MS ACCESS
- VBA. Sorry no newbies. highly skilled only.
Call Jun Consulting 336-9607 9-7-14-14
Experienced & friendly. Apply in person be-
tween 2 & 5pm. NAPOLATANOS 606 NW
75th St. 8-31-10-14
NANNY for 8-mo-old twins weekdays, 20-
30 hours/week. Infant experience a must.
E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org with qualifications
and references. 8-24-5-14
PT/FT mechanic wanted at
NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS $8/hr
Experience w/2 stroke & 4 stroke motors a
must. 336-1271 or email info@NS4L.com
Business Internships Avail.
Gain valuable experience helping customers,
organizing, managing, shipping orders, mar-
keting, and more! Email info@NS4L.com
PT LAB TECHS NEEDED FOR ROUTINE
MICROBIOLOGICAL ANALYSIS. TUESDAY
AND THURSDAY A PLUS, EVERY OTHER
SATURDAY A MUST. SEND RESUME TO
email@example.com or Fax to 352-378-6483
Installation Helpers Wanted in GNV $12-14/
hr, M-F 8-5. CAT5 Sec./fire alarm exp. Need
to have own tools, professional appearance.
For more info, please call 904-223-2024
Childcare needed. We are looking for a warm
& energetic person to take care of our 2 &
4 yr old children 2-3 days per week. Mainly
12:30-4:30pm, occasionally Mon AM $8/hr.
Bkgioubhd check & refs required 331-8821
) Ml1 Help Wanted
needed for busy salon. Must be friendly,
.efficient & have neat appearance. Apply in
person. Gallery of Hair Design. 5109 NW
39th Ave. 8-24-5-14
needed immediately. Weekend only.
Experience with horses a must. $7/hr. Call
DRIVER FOR CHILDREN
Driver wanted for late afternoon to drive
middle school children to activities. Pay per
trip. Call 336-2493. 8-25-5-14
FISH LOVERS WANTED!!
Sales opportunity for tropical fish lover.
Experience preferred, training program.
FT/PT, flex hrs. Modern fish-only pet
store. Work w/great people. Bring resume
to AQUATROPICS 2100 SW 34th St,
Gainesville. Attn: Karen.9-1-10-14
Part-time Office Assistant
for Gainesville law office. Flexible hours.
Call 371-4000. 8-25-5-14
Needed for Jewish Day School. 2-6 pm
Mon-Fri. Call 376-1508 x 110 for more info.
RECEPTIONIST NEEDED PT
in afternoon hours for pediatric office W of
Tower Rd. Please fax resume to 352-332-
TEMP HELP NEEDED doing office work at
CINTAS CORP. $8/hr start in Sept. 352-
328-4962 for more info. 8-31-9-14
CHOOSE YOUR HOURS
Work from any computer. Involves market-
ing and property evaluations. See "Jobs" at
.REITZ UNION AUDIO-VISUAL SERVICES
HIRING: Crew members to help set-up and
operate audio, lighting, and cinema projec-
tion equipment. Fill out an online application
available at www.union.efl.edu/jobs/. Note:
You MUST select "Productions Productions
Tech Support" as your FIRST choice. You
MUST be a registered UF student to apply!
PT inventory control, flexible hours. Great job
for students! Will work around class sched-
ule. Apply at Concessions Office, South
End Zone Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, next to
the Gator Sport Shop (352) 375-4683 x6500
PT Supervisors needed. days, nights week-
ends. Flexible hours. Great 2nd Job! Apply
at Concessions Office, South End Zone Ben
Hill Griffin Stadium, next to the Gator Sport
Shop (352) 375-4683 x6500 8-25-4-14
PT Cashiers needed. Teller Exp. Preferred.
Days, nights weekends. Flexible hrs. Great
2nd Job! Apply at Concessions Office, South
End Zone Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, next to
the Gator Sport Shop (352) 375-4683 x6500
DRINK SELLERS NEEDED!!!II!
All Gater Home Football Games. Join the ex-
citement and make money too! Here's How
... Attend a sign up meeting in the South End
Zone of Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, enter at gate
18, on Aug. 19th or Aug. 26th at 10am. You
must have a Photo ID and $7.50 to purchase
required shirt. 8-25-4-14
BEN & JERRY'S seeks outgoing motivated
individuals with their own transportation.
Must thrive in a fast-paced working environ-
ment & appreciate cleanliness & organiza-
tion. Scoopers average $8.50+/hr. Email
resumes to: jen@gainesvillesbesticecream.
11i Help Wanted
The Reitz Union Productions Department
is now accepting applications for Student
Assistant positions. Productions employees
work in a fast-paced environment setting
tables, chairs, staging and audio-visual
equipment for events in the Reitz Union.
Opportunities for advancement are avail-
able in our growing department. Apply
online at: www.union.ufl.edu/jobs, and list
"Productions" as your first choice of employ-
FABRICATION & ASSEMBLY
of Olympic Rowing Shells. PT. Rowers
welcome Call Little River Marine 378-5025.
needed for very busy salon. Full or part-time.
Call 372-4568 8-29-5-14
FLYER DISTRIBUTOR NEEDED
Great pay, great opportunity, benefits
PT, Flexible schedule
For info call Dave @ 379-3663 9-7-12-14
Learn how to effectively invest in real estate
to achieve amazing results. Gainesville
Group meets weekly. Action oriented results
- Earn 10-15K/mo. Click a mouse and buy a
00* HORSE THERAPY PROGRAM 0**
in need of volunteers to help with vari-
ous activities. Horse experience a plus,
not necessary. Horseshelpingpeople.org
Hippopt@aol.com 352-331-3966, 495-0533
Country home/office needs reliable person
for odd jobs, yard work, errands. Part time.
Begin $8.50/hr. Call Sebastian 591-3000
DRIVER FOR MIDDLESCHOOLER
Reliable driver wanted to drive 12 yr old boy
from school to home or soccer. Pay per trip.
Call 514-0229. 8-29-5-14
Marketing Research Analyst
Flexible, part-time positions for motivated
persons to conduct customer surveys, follow
up on product installations, and interview
contacts in current customer base. Must
have great telephone & solid computer
skills. Excellent entry position for jump into
high tech sales and service. $10/hour. See
free Well Workplace. Send resume to:
firstname.lastname@example.org or fax to HR, 352-491-
3141. NO CALLS/EOE 8-28-5-14
COOK & CASHIER P/T & F/T.
Apply in person: MAUI TERIYAKI
600 NW 75th Street 9-8-12-14
MOE'S SOUTHWEST GRILL
is now accepting applications for all posi-
tions. Please apply at 3832 Newberry Road
or 3443 SW Archer Road or at moes.com
NEED VOLUNTEER HOURS FOR YOUR
CLASS? Opportunities at The Dignity Project
in auto or computer repair; develop/teach
computer classes; or work in after school
program. Call Coach at 371-6792 8-29-
Nanny to help care for 14 month old and be
a part of a loving family. Exp, own transporta-
tion, light housekeeping required. Non-smok-
er, 30-35 hrs/wk. Prefer Ed or Psych major.
References required Call 352-332-9811
COMMUNITY SERVICE THRU
AMERICROPS. Learn auto or computer
repair or work in afterschool program, PR/
mkting 900hr/lyr service commitment + PT,
(18 hrs/wk) +weekly living allowance + edu-
cation financial award. Call Coach 371-6792
For authentic New York- Style hand tossed
pizza. EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. $10/hr
to start. Tues-Friday, 2-10pm Call 745-0456
S 11 Help Wanted
FT VB/ASP.NET programmer needed.
Full benefits. Please email resumes to
No phone calls please. 8-28-4-14
WEB DEVELOPER- Develop custom web
applications using Photoshop, Flash, HTML,
CSS, PHP and/or Java. Austin Michael
Internet Solutions. 352-367-8525 or email to:
Glassware Technician needed for analytical
micro lab. Must be able to work Monday -
Friday 8-5 and be able to lift up to 501bs. If in-
terested please apply atABC Research 3437
SW 24th Ave. or email email@example.com
FARAHS ON THE AVE. NOW HIRING
FT & PT waitron exp & days a must.
Apply Monday-Thursday 2-4
1120 West University Ave. "8-29-5-14
for Charter High School.
$10/hour 7:30AM to 3PM
Call 495-3326 ask for Mary 8-29-5-14
Make Money by watching TV. OK, truth be
told, you won't make any money watching
TV, but it doesn't have to cost you much
either. Upgrade to Cox Digital Cable for as
little as $8/MO. Add a Digital Video Recorder
and record your TV classes. Hey, that could
help you get a job someday! 1-888-269-9693
Tutors needed for 1 on 1 tutoring elementary
school students 1-4 afternoons/wk $9.50/hr.
15-20 min drive from campus. UF Federal
work study work permit required. Volunteers
welcome 352-384-1155, firstname.lastname@example.org
REAL ESTATE AGENTS to list and sell
pest control businesses in the USA. Previous
business experience helpful. On going train-
ing period. Minimum commission $10,000.00.
See our web site: pestcontrolbiz.com, email
resume and questions to alwoodward@pest
STUDENT NEEDED FOR DRIVING
CHILDREN (12,14) FROM SCHOOL/
ACTIVITIES. Reference and background
check required. Have own car and safe re-
cord. 352-374-9652 (evenings) 8-29-5-14
Nanny for our 8 year old girl and 4 year old
boy. We need a responsible; friendly fun-lov-
ing individual to care for our two children.
1:30-6:00 M, T, TH & F and 12:30-6:00 on
Wednesday to pick up children from school
and watch them in our residence. Must love
children, be certified in CPR, provide refer-
ences and undergo a background check.
Qualified persons email us at
You deserve the best and so do we! Come
join our team of the best caregivers in town.
Gain experience working with the elderly.
Starting pay is $7.75/hour. Call our 24 hour
job hotline for more information at 331-8253
Brand Protection Agency
Legal letter representatives needed
for our Gainesville office.
Pay starts at $8/hr. FT 9AM-6PM M-F
Exp. in MS Office, and Internet.
I .Help Wanted 3
Applications now being taken. To gain valu-
able experience at a job with flexible hours,
apply TODAY at Room 1302 at the O'Connell
Center. Positions available for Usher,
Security, and Technical. Great opportunity to
work with other students as well as a chance
to learn new skills. Last day applications ac-
cepted: August 28th. 8-28-4-14
Imagine Learning Center 352-371-5450
Infants thru Preschool
Taking applications from reliable, creative
individuals w/previous childcare experience
to join our teaching staff. 8-29-5-14
$6.50/hr, part-time. Call Sandy's
Consignment Boutique 372-1226 9-6-10-14
3010 SWArcher Rd. Now hiring guys & gals
for cashiers & wash positions. 9-6-10-14
AUTO & FLAT GLASS
needed ASAP. Exp necessary. Great pay.
Air-cond shop. Call Steve 352-359-2063
NOW HIRING NOTE TAKERS
The Perfect Work Study Program
Hiring excellent notetakers in UF's 50 most
popular classes. Apply in person. Located
across from The Swamp in the UF Plaza.
Interviews only. Office employees editing
experience a plus. Office help needed. Work
from your location. Need experienced person
to write chapter summaries. Apply in person
Oak Hall School is seeking highly energetic
and motivated individuals to fill coaching va-
cancies in the school's middle school volley-
ball program. Interested applicants should
have knowledge of the game of volleyball
and a love of teaching kids. Applicants must
have availability for practice in the after-
noons and be able to accommodate a 12-15
game schedule. Please forward resumes
to Carl Martin, Varsity Volleyball Coach at
CMartin@OakHall.org in order to set up an
YMCA FALL EMPLOYMENT
We are currently seeking dedicated, ener-
getic, people-oriented individuals to fill the
* Afterschool Counselors (Gainesville,
Lake City and Crescent City)
Alachua Afterschool Site Director
Afterschool Bus Drivers (Gainesville,
Lake City, Crescent City)
Part Time Maintenance Staff (Gaineville)
Front DeskAgents (Gainesville, 12-4pm,
Childwatch Attendants (Gainesville)
Apply in person
Northwood YMCA 5201 NW 34th St 352-374-
9622 EOE DFWP 8-29-5-14
Upsale restaurant. Base pay plus
great tips. Call 352-328-7170
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COLD STONE CREAMERY will soon
audition happy, energetic Scoopers for its
Newberry Road and Archer Road stores.
Earn $8.50 while having fun! Positions be-
gin immediately. Choose either Gainesville
location when you apply on our web site.
Visit ColdStoneCreamery.com, then go
to Creamery and choose Job Center (ap-
plications only; include email address. NO
RESUMES.) Nights and weekends a must.
18+ only. 8-30-6-14
PIT POSITION at a WOMEN BIO-MED
Grad Student or Major in EE,
CISE, ME, Graphic Art.
Fax 1 page resume to Mary at 375-6111
Family looking for a housekeeper. Mon-
Fri, full time $6.75/hr. For,more info or to
schedule an interview, please call 256-3323
Friendly & dependable person for men's
clothing & footwear. PT. Apply at Soul Train
Stop Fashion, 2 E. UniversityAve. Downtown
Project Manager/Office Administrator
Project Manager/Office Admin. for psychol-
ogist's private practice and training institute
in Alachua. Strong people/computer skills
Microsoft Office & Internet. Dreamweaver
a plus. Fun Environment. $11/hr. 28 hr a wk.
Mon Thurs. Email resume to scliett@accel
Part Time Marketing/PR handle web
site creation, web content management,
and internet marketing for psychologist's
workshops and book publishing project in
Alachua. $14 hr. 7hr/wk. Email resume to
Brand Protection Agency
Internet Researchers needed
for our growing Gainesville office.
Pay starts at 8.00/hr FT 9am-6pm (M-F)
Exp. in MS Office, and Internet.
for high school 11th grade. Algebra &
subjects. Evenings non-smoker. $10/hr
GOLF TUTOR/HOMEWORK HELP
Looking for student with high academic
standards and good golf skills to provide
after school care, homework help and help
foster golf skills for 12 year old girl. 2 after-
noons a week, 3:30- 5:30. Must have reliable
"transportation: $10/hour. Call 352-336-2399.
Leave brief summary of qualifications on
answering machine & we will retum your
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PIANO TUTOR/HOMEWORK HELP
Looking for student with high academic stan-
dards and piano skills to provide after-school
care, homework help and piano mentoring
for 12 year old girl. 3 afternoons a week, 3:30
until5:30. Must have at least 5 years of piano
experience and reliable transportation. $10 an
hour. Call 352-336-2399. Leave a brief sum-
mary of qualifications on answering machine
and we will return your call. 8-25-3-14
INTERIOR DESIGN ASSISTANT/
SALESPERSON needed for assisting de-
signer w/ presentations, floor sales, custom-
er services, and other general duties. Must
be able to work flex schedule w/ weekends.
Fax resume with sal req. to 352-335-3990
STOCKPERSON needed. Must be depend-
able, hardworking, and able to follow direc-
tions. Must be able to work flex schedule
w/ weekends. Fax resume with sal req. to
FT Team player who enjoys working with
kids. Experience a plus. Includes front office
responsibilities. Fax resume after 3pm 336-
Nanny 10 min from campus. 20 hrs/wk.
Must be energetic have a great per-
sonality and love kids. Please email
email@example.com with the following;
major & yr, exp., 2 b.sitting ref, availability
On-Site Director needed for small early
childhood NAEYC Accredited program.
Bachelor's degree minimum. Experience
required. 352-377-2290 9-7-10-14
Gymnastics, Dance, Science
Teachers wanted at 02B Kids!
Apply at any location .
or call 352-338-9660 x 18
Apply: 6680 W. Newberry Rd.
or any location
JPGators. Friendly, outgoing persons for day
and night shifts. 3-5 days per week. Apply at
JPGators 1605 SW 13th St. No phone calls
BIG LOU'S PIZZERIA
Now hiring servers, delivery drivers. Great
$$$! Serious workers only! Apply in person 5
SE 2nd Ave 9-8-11-14
AM/PM positions available, starting pay
$7.50 +/hr., uniforms provided, clean DL
required. Call 352-258-0789 8-30-5-14
REAL ESTATE AGENTS WANTED
Honest hard working individual willing to
learn new things, & enjoy working with the
public. Email your resume for consideration
to: Admin@AmericanDreamsRealty.net 8-
Looking for a job with opportunities for ad-
vancement. Zaxby's on 43rd and Archer are
now hiring for cooks, cashiers, & manage-
ment. Contact Boris or Dean @ 338-0555
between 2pm & 4pm. 9-7-10-14
NOW HIRING GEOLOGIST for our
Andalusia, Alabama office. Send resume and
transcripts to CDG Engineers & Associates,
Inc., P.O. Box 278, Andalusia, AL 36420; fax:
(334)222-4018; email: firstname.lastname@example.org;
phone: (334)222-9431. 8-25-1-14
DRIVER: YOU WANT IT, WE HAVE IT!
Solo, teams, owner operators, company
drivers, students, recent grads, regional,
dedicated, long haul. Van, flatbed. Must be
21. CRST Career Center. (800)940-2778,
CAR HAULING. Southeast Region.
$1,100+/WEEK! Great Home Time!
Company Paid Benefits! PAID TRAINING
FOR DRIVERS WITH MINIMUM 1 YEAR
OTR EXPERIENCE! (912)571-9668 OR
Driver-HIRING QUALIFIED DRIVERS for
Central Florida Local & National OTR posi-
tions. Food grade tanker; no hazmat, no
pumps, great benefits, competitive pay &
new equipment. Need 2 years experience.
Call Bynum Transport for your opportunity
today. (800)741-7950. 8-25-1-14
Licensed Life & Health Agents to market full
portfolio of insurance products including a
$0 Premium Medicare Advantage plan with
Part D. Unlimited qualified leads. Earn 75k
to 125k. Management Position also available
for the right candidate. Call Larry or Steve @
(866)224-8450 ext. 5018. 8-25-1-14
OTR drivers deserve more pay and more ho-
metime! $.48/mi. 1 year experience. More
experience makes more! Home weekends!
Run our Florida Region! Heartland Express
DETENTION OFFICER: Phoenix; Arizona.
Maricopa County Sheriffs Office. $14.99/hr.
Excellent benefits. No experience necessary.
Contact (602)307-5245, (877)352-6276,
or www.mcso.org. 400 vacancies including
civilian positions. 8-25-1-14
Truck Drivers: CDL training. Up to $20,000
bonus. Accelerate your career as a Soldier.
Drive out terrorism by keeping the Army
National Guard supplied. 1-800-GO-
INTERESTED IN A POSTAL JOB Earning
$57K/yr Avg Minimum Pay? Our services
can help you prepare for the Postal Battery
Exam, Find Out How! Call Today For More
Information... (800)584-1775 Ref Code
CHANGE CHILDREN'S LIVES FOREVER
WHILE EARNING MONEY FOR COLLEGE
AmeriCorpsAlachua County READS!
FT living all + health,
child care, and Education Award.
PT Education Award
Call 955-7455 Kirby-Smith Room 209
Accomodation Provided if Requested
Part-time production assistant to work
mornings, evenings, or weekends. Must
have reliable transportation. For more
information, please e-mail your availability to
Ichiban Sushi is now hiring servers, bar
staff & bussers. 1 yr experience necessary.
Apply in person. 4401 NW 25th Place Ste.
J Between 2 and 5pm Call 352-375-8880 for
The UPS Store-Customer Service
Permanent part time position
for an associate with retail experience.
No phone calls.
Drop off resume in person at
The UPS Store
2603 NW13th St. 8-30-5-14
is now hiring WAITSTAFF, HOSTESSES,
COOKS, DISHWASHERS. Apply in person
7038 NW 10th Place. Anytime after 2PM
Gatorfood.com is looking for personable,
responsible, enthusiastic people w. flexible
schedule. PT & FT available for info. Call
Dave @ 379-3663 9-7-10-14
Help wanted- BUSBOY OR HOSTESS.
Apply in person at 101 SE 2nd Place Suite
118 LIQUID GINGER- Up-scale down-
town Asian restaurant. Call for directions
Help wanted part time DISHWASHER or
EXPEDITER. Must be reliable and hard
working. Call 352-222-8293. Starting pay
$7.25/hr. Up-scale downtown Asian restau-
wanted for shoots and office work. PT, flex
schedule. Energetic w/good people skills.
Photoshop exp. a must 374-4110 8-30-
DELIVERY DRIVER NEEDED
PT. Clean driving record needed. Call Brian
at Boston Seafood 335-7933 9-6-10-14
for a 264 unit apartment complex. Experience
preferred. Please call Charise at 352-333-
9922 or fax your resume to 352-333-9928
Help Wanted-Part time dishwasher or ex-
piditer. Must be reliable and hard working.
Call 352-222-8293. Starting pay $7.25/hour.
upscale downtown Asian Restaurant.
Experienced Notetakes and Editors
Apply online at www.SmokinNotes.com
PT FILE CLERK/RECEPTIONIST
for busy doctors office. Afternoons. Mon thru
Fri 1-5pm. Fax resume to 352-377-9577 8-
Great PT job! Flexible schedule and great
pay. Must be energetic & dependable 2-5
afternoons per week 2-3 hours per day. Work
outdoors w/fun company Contact Doug: 804-
Looking for a job with opportunities for ad-
vancement. Zaxby's on 43rd and Archer are
now hiring for cooks, cashiers, and manage-
ment. Contact Boris or Dean @ 338-0555 in
between 2PM and 4PM 9-7-10-14
NEED CASH OR TUITION MONEY?
Join other UF students & staff at
orangeandblue.org and get tuition money
or pay off those high rate credit cards! 8-
LAW FIRM NEEDS RECEPTIONISTS/FILE
CLERK. Minimum 20 hours week. Must have
good typing skills. Fax resume to 376-6554'
We want to start 30 people. All majors'Ifel-
come. Sales/service, PT/FT conditions apply
Growing Church seeking part-time staff
positions: Children's Ministries; Office
Director. Contact email@example.com
or 352-367-8005 8-30-5-14
Work behind the scenes in theater produc-
tions, concerts, and dance performances at
the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts!
The Center is now hiring for technical crew
positions. Odd shifts and weekend work is
mandatory. Paid training and opportunities
for advancement. To schedule an interview,
please call 392-1900 ext. 310 Aug. 23rd thru
Sept. 5th Please do notapply in person. This
is part time work. 9-7-10-14
Security Staff Needed Now!
Help residence halls be safe.
Info & applications available
at security office in Beaty East
392-2161 x 10125 for more info
TCBY Now hiring
Apply in person at Thornebrook Village
Store. No phone calls please. 12-6-71-14
EGO FASHIONS in Union Street Station is
now hiring exp. and fashion oriented sale
associates for fall. Drop off resume. 2(
SE 2nd Ave. Suite 111 Call 352-337-F ..
9-3pm Tuesday & Thursday availability a
must. $7-8hour. Reliability and a positive
attitude a must. Call Lindsay 352-372-5636
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j Help Wanted
FT/PT positions for sales associates &
frame manager. Make connections at all
your favorite bars & night clubs, and be a
part of the fastest growing media company
in Gainesville. firstname.lastname@example.org 912-660-
Do yu -like to go out to clubs?
Do you want to be part of the action?
Do you like to make friends and money?
Promotional positions available at Voodoo
Lounge.Call Erik Emo today at 682-5145
for 3 yr old 10-15 hrs/wk Evening, possible
mornings, but hours flexible. Call Rebecca at
359-2541 or 375-4129 8-25-2-14
EXPERIENCED PIZZA MAKERS,
DELIVERY DRIVERS & PROMOTIONAL
REPS needed for Casino's Pizza and Subs.
Apply in person at Casino's 1710 SW 13th
St. or call Greg 352-328-9508 today only.
IMPORT AUTO REPAIR.BMW, Mercedes,
Porsche, Volvo, VW, Honda, Toyota, Nissan,
Mazda. Quality craftsmanship, reasonable
prices, near UF, AAA approved 378-7830
HYPNOTIST-Stop smoking. Improve mem-
ory & concentration. Eliminate bad habits.
Past life regression. Learn self-hypnosis.
Low Student Rates. Leonard Umans AAPH,
NGH certified 379-1079. 12-6-72-15
** BELLY DANCE **
Ethnic Dance Expressions Studio
For Fun & Fitness 384-9200
EVERGLADE EQUESTRIAN CENTER
The 'countryclub for horses & owners.
Customer lounge w/full kitchen & bath. 250'
x 160' riding ring, round pen & jump pad-
dock. Lessons. 30 acres, 40 matted stalls, 19
separate paddocks. 24-hr security, 352-591-
3175 everglade-eqestrian.com 12-6-72-15
Want to be a CNA? Don't want to wait?
Express Training Services can get you certi-
fied under 3 wks! Hands-on exp, no videos.
Day/eve classes avail. Next class 9/11/06.
Class sizes limited. 338-1193 for details.
PERSONAL TRAINING 300
Personal and Group Training
Flexible Scheduling Exclusive Facility
Call for a free workout
All facilities & amenities: quality instruc-
tion. 15 min from UF. Jan at 376-7762.
Greathouse Equestrian Center. 12-6-72-15
* ** GREAT BANNERS & SIGNS *
Custom Posters Exhibits Awards
Top Quality Fast Service Low Prices
* AWARDS & PERSONALIZED GIFTS *
Plaques R Name Badges 0 Cups Etc.
Best Selection In Town
Vg .SignMasters 335-7000
1/2 head $65. Full head $85
Hair extensions, shampoo, cut, style $25
HAIR BY GLENDA (352) 258-8431
* SLEEPY HOLLOW HORSE FARM *
* Boarding $275/mo Lessons/English 0
Alachua County's oldest & finest horse farm.
Experienced Mom and Teacher will care
for one child in our home near Millhopper
Library. Daily outings. Fenced backyard.
AuntiStefi@yahoo.com 374-8561 8-25-
***ECLIPSE SALON & BOUTIQUE***
Specializing in African-American hair.
Relaxers, color, cuts, weave, twist & more.
Healthy hair specialist. Call 377-0026 or 514-
3086. 5 SE 12th St. 10-31-59-15
GET EVERYTHING DONE
Excellent service. House cleaning, dogsit-
ting, errands, groceries, cooking. All with a
smile. Call 352-283-6820 9-7-15-15
Experienced teachers will give private les-
sons in English grammar, pronunciation &
composition. Call 352-335-9400 9-29-31-15
TRUST YOUR BEST FRIEND WITH US.
Excellent equine care. Jump field, ring,
round pen. 20 minutes from campus.
References available. Call for info 352-591-
Marriage Visas Employment Visas -
Naturalization. Richard Ruth, Esq.
352-335-6748 www.ruthlaw.com 12-6-72-15
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placement assistance. CALL AIM (888)349-
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fees! Call weekdays (800)462-2000, ext.600.
(8am-6pm) Alta Divorce, LLC. Established
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*Medical, *Business, *Paralegal, *Computers
*Criminal Justice. Job placement assistance.
Computer provided. Financial Aid if qualified.
Call (866)858-2121 www.onlineTidewaterTec
Babysitter available $10/hr. 20 y/o female UF
student tons of exp. & great refs! CPR/first
aid. Call/email Brandy 386-852-6591 or
Tired of the high cost of parking? From now
until Jan. 1, pay only $90 to park DAY AND
NIGHT, 24/7, at the city-owned Downtown
SW2nd Street Parking Garage. Convenient
to nightlife and only .8 miles to campus by
bike or bus. For more information, call
334-5070 or visit www.cityofgainesville.org
Woodfloors by Wayne House
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Horschel's success continues
Billy Horschel continues to
impress at the -106th U.S. Amateur
The UF sophomore defeated
Ray Sheedy 3 and 2 Wednesday in
his first round of match play and
will advance to the second round
Horschel joined the likes of
Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and
Fred Couples on Tuesday when he
captured the individual medal at
the U.S. Amateur with a two-day
score of 5-under-par 138.
"Being in the company of the
guys who have won the medal at'
this tournament before is some-
thing special," Horschel said. "To
be the top guy out of 311 golfers
feels amazing. I'm not in shock, but
I'm overcome with joy.
"I didn't approach this tourna-
ment like I was happy to be here. I
practiced hard and worked on my
game. So far, it's paid off."
Horschel, who claimed medal-
ist honors at the 2006 NCAA West
Regional, is the first UF golfer to
earn the individual medal at the
U.S. Amateur since Brian Gay did
so in 1993 at Champions Golf Club
Horschel made headlines with
his first-round effort Monday after
posting an 18-hole tournament re-
cord score of 11-under-par 60. The
previous record score was 65 by
Marvin Giles IlI and Kurt Cox in
1968 and 1970, respectively.
Horschel's first-round score was
not only an 18-hole U.S. Amateur
record but also a United States Golf
Association championship record.
The previous mark was 62, set by
Loren Roberts at this year's U.S.
Senior Open and Christina Kim at
the 2001 U.S. Girls' Junior.
Horschel's overall score bet-
tered the score of his UF teammate,
Andres Echavarria, (147,4 over) by
9 strokes, and Horschel outshot his
coach, Buddy Alexander, (159, 16
over) by 21.
Echavarria's score was good
enough to qualify him for match
play, but he fell to Australia's
Bronson La'Cassie 3 and 2 in the
opening round. Alexander failed
Horschel's only collegiate win
came in the NCAA West Regional
last season, where he shot a 203 (-
13) in his three rounds, but he has
had nine top-10 finishes in 13 col-
His 10th place finish in the
NCAA championship was the best
of any of the Gators.
Octavian Cantilli / Alligator
UF sophomore Billy Horschel has advanced to the second round of
match play in the 106th U.S. Amateur Championship.
Knee injury ends
* UF SOFTBALL STAR LINDSAY LITTLEJOHN
COULD NOT OVERCOME HER KNEE SURGERIES.
Promising sophomore pitcher Lindsay Littlejohn has de-
cided to leave the UF softball team after sustaining what has
become a career-ending knee injury.
Littlejohn, who has already gone through multiple
knee surgeries, might have been forced to undergo knee-
replacement surgery had she decided to make a comeback
"We feel very bad for Lindsay, the pain she had to endure
and the decision she had to make," Coach Tim Walton said.
"Lindsay's potential as an athlete was endless, but unfortu-
nately her softball career has ended too soon. Lindsay is and
always will be a Gator. We look forward
to following her personal successes in the
S years to come."
S Littlejohn, the ace of UF's pitching
S staff for much of last season, played in 19
games for the Gators in 2006, making 17
appearances in the pitching circle; includ-
ing 10 starts. She posted a9-4 record in her
Littlejohn 81.1 innings of work, boasting a team best
1.72 ERAbefore succumbing to the injury
midway through the season.
The loss of Littlejohn means the Gators, who finished last
season with a record of 43-25 and went 17-13 in Southeastern
Conference play,.will have to rely heavily on senior right-
hander Stacey Stevens (20-8, 2.42 ERA) and sophomore
Stacey Nelson (13-12, 2.22 ERA).
Littlejohn became the first freshman in school history to
pitch a no-hitter when she blanked Longwood 6-0 on Feb. 19.
She followed that up with a ope-hit shutout against Canisius
on March 12 and recorded a career-high nine strikeouts ver-
sus Seton Hall on March 3.
In high school, Littlejohn had a career record of 83-4 with
a 0.12 ERA. She went 21-1 with a 0.05 ERA her senior year.
Named to the SEC Freshman Honor Roll this spring; she re-
ceived a medical exemption front the NCAA and will remain
on scholarship to finish her education at UF, where she will
continue to pursue a degree in health-science education.
Former UF star Reche urges younger Caldwell brother not to give up
CALDWELL, from page 30
Nearly one year has passed since he siuf-
fered the leg injury that could have ended
his career. A missed blocking assignment
left Caldwell vulnerable on a kickoff return
against the Volunteers on Sep. 17. A Tennessee
player slammed into his upper right leg,
crushing the femur.
What ensued could have doomed his fu-
ture. Caldwell shed 20 pounds and almost lost
hope that he would be the same player again.
It is a sickening feeling that often envelops
players who suffer what could be career-
Enter wide receivers coach Billy Gonzales,
who worked overtime to lift his spirits.
"He got skinny and just went into a funk,"
Gonzales said. "The first part was getting his
mind right again. He was extremely down, so
you have to make sure you communicate with
him. The whole staff just did a great job keep-
ing him motivated and keeping him up."
Big brother and New England Patriots re-
ceiver Reche Caldwell helped as well. Reche,
a former UF star, insisted Caldwell not give
up, citing that a football player will always
face pitfalls: It's whether you stumble or keep
trucking that determines what happens next.
The little brother bought into the logic.
"I had heard stories about Reche, but I've
learned that he's all business," said UF coach
"That's my goal: to be the man
and make every play."
UF wide receiver
Urban Meyer, who chatted with Reche when
he visited with New England during June.
"Now I've seen that Bubba is all business."
The younger Caldwell affectionately
called "Bubba" by players and coaches -
looks as good as ever. Gonzales said he squats
more weight than he did prior to the injury.
And the receiver claims he is faster, running
a team-best 4.29 in the 40-yard dash this sum-
"I know he feels really good about himself
which makes us all feel good," Meyer said.
"He's a different guy."
Caldwell could be the difference-maker for
the spread offense.
Last season UF wanted to use him in the
backfield he scored an 18-yard touchdown
on a reverse in the Tennessee game and
send him deep. Now that plan is being trans-
ferred to 2006, when Caldwell will headline a
prolific group of receivers.
"That's my goal: to be the man and make
every play just to get the fans on their feet
and help this team win," he said. "I have the
feeling that I can do that and will do that be-
cause I've worked hard enough to be back to
where I used to be."
Meyer: Gators' players incapable of producing 12-yard gains will not play
BIG PLAYS, from pg. 30
have that this year."
UF boasts five receivers with 4.4
- or better 40-yard dash speed:
Caldwell, Cornelius, Harvin, Fayson
and Riley Cooper.
The coaching staff anticipates
capitalizing on this kind of talent in
the backfield as well. By alternating
its fastest players at the H-back posi-
tion and spacing them from sideline
to sideline, UF hopes receivers will
take a short play, make some moves
and convert it into a long gain.
"I know people want to hear that
you're going to throw it deep down
the field, but big
plays also come from
someone flipping the
ball to someone who
Football can make players
miss," offensive co-
ordinator Dan Mullen said. "We've
spent a lot of times with the guys
trying to figure out who can make
something happen once they get the
ball in their hands."
Meyer has grown obsessed with
- big plays. During the off-season, he
discovered an NFL study that em-
phasizes the importance of record-
ing a play of 12 yards or more. The
study found the following: Without
a big play during a drive, a team's
chances of scoring are 10 percent;
one big play boosts those odds to 50
percent; two big plays increase the
chances of scoring to 80 percent.
"We are giving the ball to people
that have a chance to go 12 yards,"
Meyer said. "If you have no chance,
you will not touch the ball."
THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 2006
Speedy Caldwell vows rebound
By LOUIS ANASTASIS
Alligator Staff Writer
Andre Caldwell is going to make a
lot of noise this season in airports.
The senior wide receiver will likely
infuriate the Transportation Security
Administration as much as oppos-
ing coaches because of the metal rod
inserted into his previously broken
"I'm going to set off [the detectors]
every time I get checked [for road
game trips] but oh well," Caldwell
Then, quickly making his football
agenda dear, he added: "But I am go-
ing to be on that plane."
"I want to prove to the whole
world that I'm back."
UF wide receiver
And one more thing: "I think I'm
faster than before," Caldwell said.
If you have never watched the
devastating play against Tennessee,
you wouldn'thave a cue.
Caldwell has been practicing like
any other player: sprinting, slashing,
juking and even falling. When he
was tackled two weeks ago for the
first time since his injury, he quickly
climbed back to his feet a moment
he hopes will typify the way his final
season at UF will unfold.
"I probably want this more than
anybody," Caldwell said. "I want to
prove to the whole world that I'm
back. A lot of people, they probably
forgot about me because I haven't
been out there in a long time. I just
want to prove everybody wrong and
show them that I'm back where I want
SEE CALDWELL, PAGE 29
Tim Casey/ Alligator
UF receiver Andre Caldwell missed most of the 2005 season because of a broken leg but has returned, say-
ing he is faster than before.
UF brings back
By LOUIS ANASTASIS
Alligator Staff Writer
The spread is supposed to be an offense, not a
Yet you probably could excuse the agent of former
UF wide receiver Chad Jackson for confusing the
"I'm just glad he's alive and not running anymore
5-yard curls," said David Canter of his client last
Losing receivers Andre Caldwell and Jemalle
Cornelius for most of the 2005 season was compound-
ed with porous pass protection to eliminate the deep-
play threat from Urban. Meyer's
: L'- famed spread offense.
S And without deep plays, UF's
2005 offense proved about as pre-
dictable as Chris Leak's speech pat-
terns. Opposing defenses jammed
receivers and crowded the line of
scrimmage knowing that the Gators
Jackson preferred the short game..
Jacson UF failed to execute one reception
longer than 50 yards in any of its eight Southeastern
Conference games. In five of those games, the Gators
did not complete a pass longer than 31 yards. So what
has changed, if anything?
How about the health for the most part -.of
the receiving corps. Also consider that the position
has been bolstered by the additions of speed de-
mons Percy Harvin and Jarred Fayson. Then factor
in Cornelius Ingram's debut at the position. The
elusive 6-foot-4 player figures to create nightmares
for opposing defenses by matching up against slower
"We've implemented it," said wide receivers coach
Billy Gonzales of the deep game. "The bottom line is
you need depth and some bodies that can do it. We
SEE BIG PLAYS, PAGE 29
LaPorta to return for senior season; won't sign with Red Sox
* THE SLUGGER LED DIVISION-1
SCHOOLS IN HOMERS IN 2005.
The UF baseball team received a sig-
nificant boost when first baseman Matt
LaPorta attended classes Wednesday, sig-
nifying the slugger's return for his senior
LaPorta was selected by the Boston Red
Sox in the 14th round of June's MLB Draft
btiPchose not to sign with the team.
"We are excited about Matt returning
to Florida for his senior year," Coach Pat
McMahon said. "He feels that there are
team goals to be taken care of, and he has
made a tremendous commitment to the
Gators. I am very proud of Matt. He is an
outstanding person, and we look forward
to his continued leadership, both on and
off the field."
LaPorta's return means he will likely
break Brad Wilkerson's record and become
the school's all-time home-run leader.
He sits just one long ball short of tying
Wilkerson's mark of 55.
The 2005 Southeastern Conference
Player of the Year, LaPorta was a consen-
sus first-team All-American as a sopho-
more, leading Division I with 26 homers
and driving in 79 runs.
This past season, he
ators missed 13 games with an
Baseball oblique muscle strain and
hit .259 over 43 games, but
he still led the Gators with
14 homers and a .410 on-base percentage.
Over his, three-year collegiate career,
LaPorta boasts a .298 average and ranks
sixth on UF's career list with 154 RBI.
Before returning to Gainesville, LaPorta
played in the Cape Cod Baseball League for
the Brewster Whitecaps, where he earned
the starting nod at first base for the East in
the league's All-Star game and was chosen
to the season-ending All-League squad.
LaPorta was .one of UF's five draftees
who still had a year of eligibility remain-
ing. The other four catcher Brian
Jeroloman, third baseman David Cash,
outfielder Gavin Dickey and infielder
Adam Davis signed with professional
organizations and will not return to the
* Does UF running back DeShawn
Wynn have a shot at turning his ca-
reer around? Friday, alligatorSports
brings you a story on the senior
who has never lived up to the hype.
W 1982: Seven UF athletes, including hoops
standouts Ronnie Williams and Vernon
Delancy, are charged with telephone fraud
after allegedly charging $1,625 worth of
long-distance phone calls to the UAA.
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THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 2006 E ALLIGATOR, 31
Heisman hopeful Kenny Irons, who rushed for 1,293 yards and
13 touchdowns in 2005, is back to anchor the Tigers offense.
Quarterback Brandon Cox is in his second season since taking
over for Jason Campbell, making the Tigers one of the few teams
in the conference who don't have serious issues at the position.
Courtney Taylor is extremely talented and easily the team's best
receiver, but behind him is a lot of inexperience. Auburn returns
three starters on the offensive line, led by first-team AII-SEC pick
Tne Tigers retuiri six starters on a defense that was ranked just SAII6 '
in the conference last year but second in the red zone. Auburi also
led the SEC with 39 sacks in 12 games. Linebacker Will Herring is
the standout of the group, having started 36 consecutive games.
Herring, however, is in his first season at linebacker after being
switched over from free safety during spring practice. Auburn has
brought in defensive coordinator Will Muschamp to amplify the
team's defensive approach.
Last sear's record: 9-3
Washington State: Sept. 2
@ Mississippi State: Sept. 9
LSU: Sept. 16
Buffalo: Sep. 23
@ South Carolina: Sep. 28
Arkansas: Oct. 7
UF: Oct. 14
Tulane: Oct. 21
@ Mississippi: Oct. 28
Arkansas State: Nov. 4
Georgia: Nov. 11
@ Alabama: Nov. 18
Special teams: B
S Impact Player Spotlight
SWR Courtney Taylor, SR.
... Courtney Taylor has always been
able to talk a oig game.
The question now is whether his
talent on the field will equal his gift
S of gao.
S' Is he the best receiver in the SEC?
"Most definitely," Taylor said. "I'm
ew ;not going to shy away from it. I'm always ready to step
;- up'to the challenge."
How about in the country?
"Hey, I'll go there too," he said. "I feel like I'm the
best in the country."
Those are big statements from a player who caught
just 22 passes last season while nursing an ankle
injury and has had just one career 100-yard receiving
Still, Taylor showed so much potential he almost
considered leavingfor the NFL.
"He came to Auburn when we weren't a rolling ball -
a butcher knife, so to speak trying to make a name
for himself," Coach Tommy Tuberville said. "Courtney
is one of our leaders; he's one of the more outspoken
leaders of this team."
This does not mean Taylor is nalve.
"At the same time, I know I have to go out and prove
it," Taylor said. "Words are words, but actions speak
louder than words any day. I want to set the bar up
Auburn will ROCK because of Kenny Irons. With a solid offensive line, Irons should be good for
at least 100 yards every time he steps on the field.
Auburn will GET ROLLED because it plays 12 consecutive games. While the Tigers will benefit
from having eight games at home, they also don't have an off-week to give players a rest.
Jennifer LaBrie and Dan Treat/ Alligator Staff
Much of Georgia's fan base has been shouting obscenities
following Coach Mark Richt's quarterback announcement
earlier this week. After successfully recruiting prized arm
Matthew Stafford ranked the No. 1 quarterback by
Rivals.com and No. 2 quarterback by Scout.com Richt has
appointed senior Joe Tereshinski as the starter and redshirt
freshman Joe Cox as his backup. Oh, and Georgia lost stud
tight end Leonard Pope to the NFL. One more thing: the
Bulldogs suffered from Dropped Pass Syndrome last season. It
should be a fun year in Athens.
Georgia sh-,oul be decent here, though nothing spectacular.
Its defensive line is anchored by beast end Quentin Moses,
but the tackle position is lacking. Linebacker should be OK -
with Jarvis Jackson, Tony Taylor and Brandon Miller. However,
the secondary could be problematic. Gone is All-Everything
safety Greg Blue. All-SEC cornerbacks Demario Minter and Tim
Jennings left as well.
Last year's record: 10-3 (6-2 SEC)
Western Kentucky: Sept. 2
@ South Carolina: Sept. 9
UAB: Sept. 16
Colorado: Sepf 23
@ Mississippi: Sept. 30
Tennessee: Oct. 7
Vanderbilt: Oct. 14
Mississippi State: Oct. 21
Florida: Oct. 28
@ Kentucky: Nov. 4
@ Auburn: Nov. 11
Georgia Tech: Nov. 25
S) Impact Player Spotlight
DE Quentin Moses, SR.-
And now our Understatement of the Day
Si. provided by Georgia Coach Mark Richt:
q'o "Quentin Moses has certainly proved he's
. 3 one of the better players in the league
,. and in the country."
Moses is widely considered the top
Srlfa nc\ qnrl in the nation Ri it rlnn't
Special teams: B+
take our word for it.
Last season the 6-foot-5, 257-pound Moses racked up 20.5
tackles for loss and 11.5 sacks good for second in the SEC.
Moses has been selected a preseason First-Team All-American
by the following publications: TSN, Lindy's, Street and Smiths,
CBS Sportsline and Blue Ribbon. He is such a stellar player
that he shouldn't even be in college right now.
The senior surprised many by deciding to skip the NFL Draft
where Moses would have made a sure-fire first round pick.
There's more: This defensive end is well-rounded. He is a
two-time member of the SEC Academic Honor Roll.
Back to football, though. What's interesting is that Moses
does not necessarily consider himself the best defensive
end on the team. He has publicly stated that junior Charles
Johnson could hold that recognition by season's end.
However, Moses puts humility on the back burner on fall
Saturday. So is there anything he fears on the football field?
Georgia's running backs.
"I hate to see Thomas Brown one-on-one," Moses said. "You
definitely don't want to see Greg Lumpkin one-on-one, and if
you sleep on Danny Ware, he'll run you over too." -A.
Georgia will ROLL because it has always found a way to prove the doubters wrong. In 2002, a thin
Bulldogs' team won the SEC title. Last season, D.J. Shockley led the David-Greene-less Georgia to
another conference championship.
Georgia will GET ROLLED because starting Tereshinski and backing him up with Cox is nothing short of a
Jennifer LaBrie and Louis Anastasis / Alligator Staff
32,ALLIGATOR U THURSDAY, AUGUST 24,2006
_____ UF worry-free prior to opener
Tim Casey/ Alligator
UF volleyball coach Mary Wise hopes to lead her Gators to a
16th consecutive SEC title.
By JOSH ARMSTRONG
If the Gators volleyball team is
feeling pressure prior to the start of
the 2006 season, it sure was hard to
notice as players belly flopped across
the practice floor.
No. 5 UF began Wednesday's
practice with a rarely used "Follow
the Leader" drill. The drill mandates
that players mimic each other.
It began lightly, but sophomore
Kelsey Bowers eventually busted out
The Worm. Suddenly the Lemerand
Athletics Center resembled a break-
dance studio more than a practice
The Gators feel at ease prior to the
start of another expectation-packed
season. The 15-time defending
Southeastern Conference champions
will kick off the 2006 season when
it hosts South Florida on Friday at 7
The Aquafina Invitational
Tournament hits UF with tougher
competition No. 24 Utah on
.Saturday at 5 p.m.
"The goal is to play teams that will
prepare us," UF coach Mary Wise
said. "Come October, in the heart of
the SEC schedule, these weekends
will pay dividends."
Wise singled out freshman libero
Elyse Cusack as a possible standout
this weekend. The coach suggested
that Cusack's experience, with several
years of softball has helped hone her
"The goal is to play teams
that will prepare us. Come
October, in the heart of the
SEC schedule, these week-
ends will play dividends."
UF volleyball coach
"I used to think the best way to
prepare young girls for the sport of
volleyball ... was 'do gymnastics' and
'play catch,'" Wise said. "Now, I'm
thinking it's 'play shortstop' as well."
One opposing player sure to draw
UF's attention is 6-foot-7 Utah middle
blocker Emillie Toone, at least 4 inch-
es taller than any Gators player.
"Swing and duck," is the strategy
Wise gave UF regarding Toone.
"She's every bit of 6-foot-7 but
with.great floor speed," Wise said.
Junior Marcie Hampton played
against Toone in New Orleans this
"We've seen girls that jump high,
hit the 10-foot line," Hampton said.
"It's not intimidating, but it's defi-
nitely in the back of your head when
you go up to block and you see big
Still, the Utes have no seniors on
its roster and have just four juniors.
"The more experience you have,
the easier it will be communicating
[to teammates]," senior Rhian Davis
said. "There won't be that many
players in their first weekend at the
O-Dome not knowing how the crowd
reacts. We've got to come out of the
The Gators were selected as the
favorite to win the conference by
the SEC Coaches' Preseason Poll.
They received eight of 11 first-place
votes, topping LSU's two and No. 11
"It's something we try not to think
about, but it's obviously hard not to
think about it," Hampton said. "We
get everyone's best shot."
Junior Kari Klinkenborg remains
sidelined, wearing a protective boot
on the reconstructed ankle she injured
in December. Wise does not know
when she will be able to return.
"We've learned the hard way you
can't rush the healing process," Wise
said. "It's a shame this player has to
sit out, but in that comes an opportu-
nity for someone to step up."
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