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VOLUME 99 ISSUE 131 We Inform. You Decide. THURSDAY, APRIL 6, 2006



Lawmakers show their Gator spirit

Pay gap By JUSTIN RICHARDS
Alligator Staff Writer
jrichards@alligator.org

irks staff TALLAHASSEE It was a day of orange-and-blue
s ties, Gatorade toasts and championship glee.
Top UF officials, including President Bernie Machen,
several university trustees and Albert the Alligator, vis-
U FACULTY SALARIES VARY GREATLY ited the Capitol on Wednesday to lift lawmakers' Gator
BETWEEN DIFFERENT COLLEGES. spirits as they consider this year's state budget.
Following UF's victory in the NCAA men's basket-
By DAVID COHEN ball national championship game, Gator Day came at
Alligator Writer an opportune time.
Alligator Writer "It just makes everyone want to support funding
dcohen@alligator.org requests for the university," said Rep. Sheri McInvale,
R-Orlando.
She said it's barely enough to survive. RoUised by Rep. Ed Jennings' ecclesiastical speech,
Communications lecturer Diana Nagy,, the House of Representatives did the
who teaches interpersonal communication, Stat Gator Chomp and chanted, "It's great to
public speaking and family communica- News be.a Florida Gator," at the opening of its
tion classes, brings home an annual salary session.
of $29,021. "I've lost control," said House Speaker Allan Bense,
That's less than some electricians at UF's R-Panama City, a Florida State University alumnus.
Physical Plant Division. After the chamber quieted, Miss Florida Mari
Mc"I would make mthore money managing Wilensky, wearing a shimmering orange suit, sang the
McDonald's," said the science and health national anthem. A UF alumna, she was named Miss
communication doctoral student. Florida in 2005
Nagy said merit raises within the Dial The scene was more subdued in the Senate chamber
aCentereforsWritten and Oral Communication earlier that morning, though it ended with lemon-lime
are "almost a joke." She said that one year, Gatorade bottles raised into the air.
the department had $1,000 in bonuses to UF professor emeritus Robert Cade, the inventor
split between faculty. of Gatorade, was pushed around the Capitol in his
"It's almost an insult," Nagy said. wheelchair to sign posters and discuss his creation
She said lecturers, who typically teach with legislators.
and do little research, are treated as "second-
and do little research, are treated as "second "I guess it's sort of an advertisement," Cade said.
class citizens" because they can't get tenure McInvale said Gator Day, as the annual event is
and do not have many job guarantees, known, invokes the memories people have of college.
"There is a huge disparity in salary," That sentimentality stays in legislators' minds when
Nagy said of UF, where she has worked they make decisions on tuition, new buildings and
Nagy said her job's intangible factor is other funding requests.
"making a difference in people's lives." Sara Rubin / Alligator The timing of Monday night's championship game
She said that for her, it's almost as good UF President Bernie Machen (right) along with Robert Cade Sr. (left), "You want to support that, and you want to foster
as cash. the inventor of Gatorade, visit Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (center) in his that kind of environment that's going to create more
SEE SALARY, PAGE 4 office at the Capitol Building on Gator Day in Tallahassee. UF offi- national championships," McInvale said. "It translates
cials met with several legislators throughout the day to discuss this
vear's stat budr~ipt SEE GATOR DAY, PAGE 5


Gainesville plans park, parking garages for 13th Street


By DOMINICK TAO
Alligator Writer

Students may soon be sipping
coffee on a bench in a $194,225
park next to Norman Hall right
in the middle of Southwest Fifth
Street.
The park was unanimously
voted into existence Wednesday
by the College Park/University


Heights Advisory Board.
The tiny park will divide
Southwest Fifth Street at Southwest
13th Street and will sit on land
owned by both the city and UF.
It will include brick walkways,
benches and eventually a statue or
a food and drink kiosk.
Kate Parmelee, the agency's
project coordinator for College
Park and University Heights, said


"It's extremely expensive
to build in urban areas.
Construction isn't feasible
without incentive."
Kate Parmelee
Project coordinator for College
Park and University Heights

the park project has been in the


works for several years, but other
projects had a higher priority. She
also said conflicts between UF and
the city over land usage slowed
development.
Property taxes collected by the
city and county from areas be-
ing redeveloped are funding the
project.
In 2005, Parmelee said the
agency's budget was more than


$1 million.
Later this year, some of that
money will go into surveying loca-
tions around Southwest 13th Street
and University Avenue for parking
garages.
Parmelee said finding parking
solutions for the area around UF
will be essential in the next few

SEE CORNERS, PAGE 5


Former UF
forward Dalila Eshe
was selected in
the second round
of the WNBA Draft
on Wednesday
afternoon. UF's
other three seniors
did not hear their
name called. See
story, pg. 24.


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Coulter: Liberals are evil


By BOBBY EAGLE
Alligator Contributing Writer

Even the Gators' national championship
can have a political spin through the eyes of a
highly controversial conservative author.
"The really amazing part, to me, was
when Florida made it into the Final Four,
the Democrats didn't demand a recount,"
best-selling author Ann Coulter told a crowd
of about 1,100 at the Phillips Center for the
Performing Arts on Wednesday.
In a politically charged speech where she
referred to Ted Kennedy as a /'human diri-
gible," Coulter talked about why liberals are
"evil," and she promoted conservative ideals
on gay marriage, abortion and the war in Iraq.
An adoring audience laughed and cheered
between Coulter's sarcastic stabs at all things
liberal. One topic that generated a rousing
response was liberal-biased media.
Coulter adamantly bashed television news,
calling CBS "fake news" and saying the only
news channel conservatives can trust is Fox
News for now.
"Dan Rather is out, or as I say, 'One down,
16 to go,'" she said.
Another hot topic was political bias on col-
lege campuses.
"A college campus is the last place you
should send someone to inculcate them [with]


the values of America," she said.
College professors hate free speech and rely
ontenure to allow them to say anything they
want without the threat of losing their jobs,
Coulter said.
Coulter also addressed complaints about
generalizations made about Democrats.
"Why can't we general-
ize about Democrats?" she
asked. "People generalize
every moment of every
day. If you didn't general-
ize about that feeling in
your belly, you'd be peeing
in your pants all day."
On the war in Iraq,
outer Coulter said Democrats
focus too much on the lack of weapons of
mass destruction and don't understand what
true evil is.
Coulter's appearance was sponsored by
Accent, Student Government's speakers bu-
reau, at a cost of about $32,000, according to
Accent spokeswoman Nicole Trueblood.
Coulter's visit is a way to offer an alterna-
tive viewpoint to that of environmental activ-
ist Robert E Kennedy Jr., who spoke in March,
Trueblood said.
"We like to cause a little controversy and
debate, and this is definitely a speech to do
that," she said.


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The spiritual path
Clockwise from top: Cassandra Lipka, Ashlee Valdes, Emi (who would not
give her last name), Sheera Golden and Elison Howell talk about religion
after walking the labyrinth on the Plaza of the Americas on Wednesday.
They took a break from their spiritual services and multicultural counsel-
ing class to walk the labyrinth, a single path said to be a contemplative
tool for prayer, ritual, initiation and spiritual growth. The labyrinth was set
up for Religious & Spiritual Diversity Week.


By KATIE BURNS
Alligator Contributing Writer

Students experienced multiple orgasms
outside the Reitz Union on Wednesday, thanks
to a little help from the Pride Student Union.
PSU invited participants to showcase this
typically private occurrence on T-shirts in the
first-ever Paint Your Orgasm as part of Pride
Awareness Month.
The event intended to educate people
about sexual health and safety, said event
director Ricky Cortez. PSU adopted the idea
from other colleges across the nation.
"We want to break that taboo with sexuality
whether you're gay, straight or on the fringes,"
Cortez said. "It's not something you normally
talk about. When you see a shirt with 'My or-
gasm is ...' on it, it gets attention."
Pride Awareness Month provided materi-


als, including 150 white T-shirts and colorful
tubes of paint, which allowed students to
paint shirts for free. They also had the option
of decorating construction paper.
"We're going to make sure we give every
T-shirt out and that every one has an orgasm
on it," Cortez said. He added they would get
more shirts if necessary.
Because coordinators wanted to integrate
more than painting, they teamed up with
UF organization Vox: Voices for Planned
Parenthood, which provided condoms,
pamphlets and other sexual information. A
Planned Parenthood representative attended
to address any questions or concerns.
UF student and Vox member Jackie Brenner
decorated a T-shirt with glitter and paint.
"I'm painting a woman's body with the
beauty of an orgasm radiating through her,"
Brenner said. "That's what I'm calling it:
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UF faculty salaries average 15% less than those at other universities


SALARY, from page 1


A statewide issue
Provost Janie Fouke said
UF faculty salaries are about 15
percent below peer institutions
within the Association of American
Universities.
Fouke said lagging educator pay
is a statewide issue, with Florida
public school salaries ranking in the
bottom third of the country.
She said some professors choose
UF because it's a large, complex
university with an attractive climate
and the opportunity to find research
collaborators.
"If you can't offer people com-
petitive salaries, you are less likely
to be able to attract and retain new
faculty, even if there are benefits to
staying," Fouke said.
The state needs to provide recur-
ring funding for programs, she said.
"Our state is very, very good at
providing you one-time money, but
that doesn't help you keep faculty
salaries where they need to be," she
said.
Interim Associate Provost for
Information Technology Marc Hoit
said while a $10,000 art grant from
the federal government or outside
agency is considered substantial, it's
comparable to a $150,000 grant for a
program like engineering.
Hoit said that despite salary dif-
ferences across departments, every
field of study has something to
contribute, whether it is helping
Alzheimer's patients with music or
discovering the connection between
art and learning.
The real goal of becoming a Top
10 university is to become a major
research provider in areas that are
important to humanity, he said.
"It's riot the department or col-
lege you are from but the areas you
work in," Hoit said.
Fouke said academics are largely


self-motivated, but it's easy for them
to get cynical if they are not reward-
ed for hard work.
"You have to make a really
good argument for someone that
it's worth it to stay here that it's
worth a lesser salary," she said.
But UF's 4500 faculty are con-
stantly tempted with other jobs.
"People want to raid your fac-
ulty," Fouke said.


'There are other things in life'
Mathematics associate professor
Miklos Bona said he feels he is "seri-
ously underpaid" for research and
teaching in his department.
Bona, a Massachusetts Institute
of Technology graduate, makes
$57,800 annually.
"I'm a top-quality researcher, and
I am paid below the national aver-
age," he said. "What I do is above
the national average ... I would
leave if I got a better offer."
Bona said the math department's
faculty is "pretty good" but hasn't
hired any senior professors since
1999, the year he came to U. He
said the vast majority are assistant
professors mostly recent doctoral
graduates because they can be hired
cheaply.
Bona started his career at UF
making $43,000.
"We cannot attract top-quality
graduate students," he said. "They
will go where the top research pro-
fessors are. This is a problem."
He researches combinatorics, or
structure measurement, and teaches
numbers and polynomials and ab-
stract algebra.
Bona said the math department's
summer program is "ridiculously
underfunded," which forces gradu-
ate students to teach high-level
courses like linear algebra and dif-
ferential equations.
But Bona said of money, "For
a guy who does science, there are
other things in life."


The highs and lows: Comparing the salaries of UF professors who work year-round.


$220,000
$200,000
$180,000
$160,000
$140,000
$120,000
$100,000
$80,000
$60,000
$40,000
$20,000
$0


Key:
SHighest salary
SLowest salary


$110,852


S$70,988




Education
Special Education


However, Bona said that in 2002
and 2003, the math department gave
out blanket raises of 2.5 and 2 per-
cent, respectively.
"That wasn't good for faculty
morale," he said.
Bona related the situation to
communist Hungary where he
grew up. One reason communism
failed, he said, was that "egalitarian-
ism destroys the motivation."
To keep his salary up, Bona
started writing books. He's written
three in the last four years.
But despite not being paid as
much as he believes he should be,
Bona said he enjoys studying and
teaching mathematics for more than
60 hours a week.
"I love every minute of it," he
said. "My wife says she never saw
someone so happy to go work."


'Expensive game'
One of his favorite lines is "the
world is not fair."
Associate Vice President Russell
Armistead said UF's College of
Medicine competes with other
schools for federal grants and con-


Business
Economics


Computer & Info Science


tracts.
Armistead, a health affairs ad-
ministrator, said the college receives
less than 10 percent of its funding
from the state. Therefore, to keep
department salaries competitive, the
program relies heavily on grants.
The college's funding will prob-
ably remain flat and may diminish
with inflation, he said.
"It's an expensive game that we
are in," Armistead said. "Research
never makes money."
Medical professors typically
teach or work in administration in
addition to practicing their craft.
Many medical professors bring
home about $200,000 annually but
can reach over $500,000 in educa-
tion alone.
Armistead said he doesn't think
that medicine is more involving than
other academic subjects. Instead, it's
importance is just nationally recog-
nized.
"Dollars spent there have a mul-
tiple positive effect," he said.


Not done 'for the money'
Religion department Chairman


$62,796



Fine Arts
School of Music


Jennifer LaBrie / Alligator Staff
and associate professor David
Hackett said there isn't always a cor-
relation between educational attain-
ment and a high salary. He noted
that Microsoft founder Bill Gates
never finished college.
Working in education provides
both financial security and fulfill-
ment, Hackett said.
"It's misguided for someone to
simply seek fulfilment in wealth
alone," he said. "That's one of the
great lessons of life."
Hackett said academia is an
alternate career track, almost "coun-
tercultural."
"I don't think we as professors
got into it for the money," he said.
"A certain amount of security is
needed. To be paid substantially less
than others who are academics, who
are elsewhere, its disheartening."
Professor salaries could affect
UF's future plans, Hackett said.
"It is true that as long as salaries
at the University of Florida lag sub-
stantially behind the universities
which we seek to emulate, then it
will be a big factor in preventing us
from moving into the Top 10 public
universities."


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into other areas, but I think sports is a
great way to advertise."
Legislators also feel grateful to UF
after the NCAA win, McInvale said.
National championship at the state's
flagship university fixes the nation's at-
tention on Florida, where tourism is the
state's largest industry. So, when writing
the state budget, lawmakers may want
to repay UF for the money it has drawn
to Florida, she said.
UF already has many friends in the
Legislature.
Tallahassee's Gator Caucus made
up of UF alumni, their relatives and
those who represent UF's district
- comprises 34 members in the House
and nine in the Senate.
Jennings, D-Gainesville, is especially
dose to the university.
UF Vice President for Student Affairs
Patricia Telles-Irvin, Trustee Courtney
Cunningham and UF lobbyist Marion
Hoffmann met with Jennings on


Wednesday afternoon.
"You are a tremendous friend
- somebody that we look to quite a bit
to carry water for us," Cunningham told
Jennings.
Jennings has worked to fund UF's
McKnight Brain
Institute, and he is
pushing for Machen's
initiative to create a
disease study and
prevention center
on campus. During
their meeting,
Smith Cunningham asked
Jennings about his
re-election campaign.
"All my Gator friends have been so
helpful," Jennings said.
Similar meetings took place through-
out the afternoon, during which law-
makers and UF officials discussed the
university's needs. UF Trustee Carlos
Alfonso met with Gov. Jeb Bush over
Subway sandwiches.
Sen. Rod Smith, D-Gainesville, has
decorated his office with photos of UF's
campus. Smith, who is running for gov-


ernor, graduated from UF's law school
in 1975 and worked as an adjunct law
professor until January.
"We have many great universities in
the state, but this is one of the great re-
search centers'of the state a university
against which all the other universities
are measured," he said.
Smith said the morning's festivities
focused lawmakers on UF's interests.
But Rep. Bill Proctor, an FSU alum-
nus, expressed skepticism that Albert the
Alligator's thumbs-up and handshakes
would affect policy.
"I think it's a nice celebration just
like FSU Day is a nice celebration," said
Proctor, R-St. Augustine. "But I don't
think it alters legislators greatly."
He said serious meetings, like the one
he had with Machen earlier in the day,
have a more significant effect.
Gator Day ended with a reception at
the top floor of the Capitol Building, 22
floors above the city. Wine, capers, raw
salmon and green cheese were served,
and a string quartet wafted elegance
over giant inflated Gator mascots and
orange-and-blue pantsuits.


Parking solutions a priority for Gainesville officials


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Board members want to model the new parking struc-
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"We're looking at mixed-use retail structures, not just
parking," said Brad Pollitt, the board's chairman.
The board voted to allocate funds to the parking project,
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Editorial


Build it up

Some Gainesville

developers get it wrong
There is a right way and a wrong way to develop
Gainesville.
The right way looks something like Butler Plaza. It's big,
has lots of parking and is on the outskirts of Gainesville, so
it doesn't generate a lot of unwanted traffic in the middle
of the city. Butler Plaza, with its low prices and easy access,
seems tailor made to serve students.
And who doesn't love a Wal-Mart?
The wrong way to develop probably looks a lot like
University Corers. That development, across from the uni-
versity, isn't supposed to be completed for another seven
years, so entire classes of students will be unable to enjoy
the services of businesses once located there. And it will
draw additional traffic to the most overworked intersection
in the city West University Avenue and 13th Street.
The contrasts between Butler Plaza and University
Comers couldn't be more evident.
Ken Mamula, who hopes to buy Butler Plaza, has got-
ten real estate students at UF to help him plan the area's
revitalization.
University Comers, on the other hand, appears to have
been planned with no student input at all. The development
will be filled with expensive condos, expensive stores and
expensive restaurants. Those aren't exactly the kind of es-
tablishments that college students tend to patronize.
But the worst part about University Comers is that it
will have to rely on a 90 percent tax break from the city of
Gainesville just to be built. If investors aren't too keen on
putting up the cash to construct it, maybe it's not such a
good idea after all.
In an interview, Mamula expressed his ideas for Butler
Plaza. "It would be convenient for Shands, students, the
whole population in general we don't want to put a
wiure elepnanr out Mlere inla won t suin calyoUne'b lnerTo,
he said.
Perhaps developers for University Corners should be
taking notes.


Drivers need vision tests


After doing a little bit of
research, a few Tampa high
school students figured that
they had discovered a great
way to make the world just a
little bit better.
The students put together
and lobbied for a state bill
that would require drivers
to get an eye exam each time
they renew their licenses. On
Tuesday, the Florida House
Health Care Committee
unanimously approved the
bill. That means that its next
stop will be before the entire
Florida House.
And we've got to say,
we're impressed. The bill
makes a lot more sense than
most of the legislation com-
ing out of the state capital


recently.
Current regulations only
require drivers to undergo
eye exams when they renew
their licenses in person.
Since drivers can renew their
licenses twice without actu-
ally visiting the Department
of Motor Vehicles, they can
go up to 18 years without
having their vision tested.
And that can be pretty
dangerous, especially given
the rate of eyesight deterio-
ration in older populations.
The bill makes only a mi-
nor change, but it's a change
that's been needed for a long
time. In government, as
in life, maybe it's the little
things that count the most
after all.


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EDITOR
Bridget Carey
MANAGING EDITOR


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Sometimes democracy seems like cold butter on white
bread: The more you try to spread it, the more every-
thing falls apart.
The most fundamental concept in representative democ-
racy is that the people choose their leaders.
But what if the system worked the other way around
with legislators choosing their constituents?
Consider the following hypothetical situation.
What if Hamas, the majority party in the Palestinian
Legislative Council, announced a resolution that would
change the way Palestinian electoral districts are drawn
and strengthen Hamas' hold on power?
Under the real-life current system, electoral districts
are created by an apolitical body, the Central Elections
Commission, composed of nine members often lawyers,
judges and academics. CEC members have institutional
and financial independence, as well as four-year term lim-
its. While drawing these districts, the CEC is tasked with
equalizing populations, while also reflecting community
and municipal boundaries.
But consider if Hamas party leaders had unveiled a plan
to transfer redistricting control from the CEC to the legisla-
tive council, and promptly redraw the West Bank's districts,
'allegedly to better reflect the will of the Palestinian people.
Who would draw these new electoral borders? The ma-
jority party, Hamas.
Under this imaginary resolution, the majority party
would create the districts, effectively selecting whom it
wants to represent and eliminating threats to its power.
Hamas could propose a revised district map, which the
Legislative Council would likely approve. The new borders
would dilute support for Fatah, the main minority party,
and carve out safe constituencies for existing Hamas dis-
tricts. This proposed map might award Hamas about four
additional seats in the next election and diminish competi-
tion in other races.


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select constituents
i. Would this make you mad?
: Would you ask yourself, "Why
can't these people figure democracy
South Would you feel reassured that
S at least you live in America, where
you don't have to worry about stuff
Mike Day like that?
Word of the Day Well, scratch that. And worry.
letters@alligator.org That hypothetical situation is tak-
ing place right here in the U.S. And
that new hypothetical resolution?
Actually, there's nothing new about it that's how things
are done here in America, not Palestine.
In Florida and most of the U.S., elected legislators at the
state and federal level ease past elections without concern
for competition because they are in charge of selecting their
own constituencies they get to draw the district maps.
Just look at the facts.
In the 2004 races for the U.S. House of Representatives,
399 incumbents ran, and only seven were unseated. That's
a 98.2 percent retention rate.
. Not a single person in the 120-member Florida House
or 40-member State Senate was'defeated in the last elec-
tion.
Some Florida districts are drawn so deviously that they
bob, weave and jut through more than a dozen counties.
Why does this matter? Accountability.
If lawmakers don't have to worry about competition,
they won't make decisions in the best interest of their con-
stituents. Only incumbents with competition need to fear
our judgment.
Incidentally, the Palestinians actually do have an inde-
pendent elections commission.
So should we.
Mike Day is a political science senior. His column appears
on Thursday.


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Letters to the Editor
Meyer unfairly criticizes Dance Marathon
When Andrew Meyer, in his column
titled "Annual Dance Marathon is an insult
to student intelligence," claimed that this
event is a form of hazing, it not only insults
the Greek community but also diminishes
the effort and time willingly put in by all
650 volunteers. In total, the event raised
$339,000 for Children's Miracle Network
here at Shands Hospital. No member of any
house was in any way coerced or forced to
participate. For many of the dancers, this
was their third, fourth or even fifth time par-
ticipating! The participants proudly volun-
teered, and those who chose not volunteer
worked as staff, morale captains or were
glad to come to the Stephen C. O'Connell
Center to support their friends.
The Dance Marathon staff took every
precaution to ensure that all dancers were
safe, healthy and in good spirits. Meyer
suggested that they should replace Dance
Marathon with a golf tournament or other
philanthropic event. I would like to point
out that almost every chapter sponsors a
philanthropy event each year. These events
range from dance competitions to athletic
tournaments and cumulatively raise more
than $100,000 each year for charity. Two of
these 30 yearly events are in fact golf tour-
naments. Additionally, each chapter partici-
pates in countless service projects through-
out the year, and this Saturday the Greek
community is sponsoring its first All-Greek
Service Day, in which members from each
of the four councils will participate in 15
separate large-scale service events around
Gainesville. As of yesterday, 950 people
were signed up to volunteer, and not a single
one of them will be a new member. No per-


son should ever put down an organization's
philanthropic work the way Meyer did.
Community service is something the Greek
community, and UF as a whole, prides itself
on and should be encouraged in all forms.
Kevin Reilly
Interfraternity Council Public Relations
Director
2LS


Meyer column shouldn't have run in paper
I am surprised that the Alligator allowed
Andrew Meyer's column about Dance
Marathon to make it in the newspaper, as it
reflects poorly on UF's College of Journalism
and Communications. I hope the journalism
professors at UF do not teach writing based
on faulty assumptions, misinformation and
negligent research all of which riddle
Meyer's column. He supports his disagree-
ments with Dance Marathon's reasoning
with untrue information.
First, dancers are not "forced" to stand.
They stand because they raised so much
money over the course of the year and want
to support Dance Marathon's cause. Those
of us who have danced know how difficult
it is to stand for 32 hours. On the other
hand, none of us who have danced know
how difficult it is to have a heart transplant
surgery and cancer before turning 6 years
old something a child went through
and Children's Miracle Network funded
through donations like those received from
Dance Marathon.
Dancers do not stand for 32 hours to
"help the children" as Meyer claims. We
help the children by fundraising throughout


the year; indeed, almost all of the money
raised for Children's Miracle Network has
come in by the actual event. During Dance
Marathon, we put ourselves through pain
to simulate the struggle of the children we
raise money for. That pain, while substantial
to us, pales in comparison to the "torture"
that children and adolescents involved
with Children's Miracle Network have
gone through. Dance Marathon provides
more than pecuniary interest to Children's
Miracle Network and the miracle children
- it provides them with hope, love and nor-
malcy while allowing the dancers to attempt
to understand the emotional, physical and
mental plight these children have battled
with for years.
Steve Greene
3EG


Melone oversimplifies war on terrorism
What do Matt Melone, Bill O'Reilly and
George W. Bush have in common? They
spend 90 percent of their vocal time justi-
fying and encouraging war, yet not a one
has been within 10,000 miles of an active
battlefield. Melone can be likened to a per-
son suffering from bulimia yet instead of
Twinkles, fudge and snack chips, he-binges
on Fox News, Pentagon briefings and Rush
Limbaugh; and instead of a toilet, he regur-
gitates it in his Monday column.
While Melone and his ideological ilk
compare the sizes of their flag lapel pins,.
I encourage students to study the politi-
cal history of the Middle East and the U.S.
involvement in it. Our government has had
many a lurid affair and shady dealings in


the Middle East, and peace
were never the result.


and freedom

Benito Aragon
UF Alumnus


Team represented UF well in Tuscaloosa
On Sunday, Feb. 26, the Gators men's
basketball team traveled to Tuscaloosa,
Ala., to play the University of Alabama. My
husband and I are lifelong Alabama fans, as
are two of our three sons. Our oldest son,
Joe, however, is an avid Florida basketball
fan. We attend most of the University of
Alabama home games, and Joe had his
sights set on the Florida game for months,
counting the days. A dear family friend gave
him a basketball that could be autographed
for the game and offered to be his official
photographer.
After the game, we all went outside
the door where the UF team would exit.
Although the Gators lost the game, they
were so gracious to sign Joe's ball and have
their photographs taken with him. This
wasn't limited to just a few players. Every
player and coach Billy Donovan took the
time to fulfill a dream for this young man.
What fabulous ambassadors for UF. You
all should be extremely proud of how your
school was represented by this fine group of
men. We were impressed that these young
men know that today's young fans are
tomorrow's UF students and athletes.
On behalf of my son Joe a UF incoming
freshman for 2011 and future starting guard
- I'll have to say, "Go Gators!"
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Tuscaloosa, AL


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supports local culture

By BECCA GOLDMAN


or years they've been chased
r from one set of concrete stairs
to the next, but skaters are
hardly seen as martyrs by most city
councils.
Martyr Skateboards is a local
company that takes solace in proving
that skateboarding is not an eternal
damnation.
Founded by locals Josh Newman
and Dan Morgan about a year ago,
Martyr now outfits its own team with
stickers, T-shirts, boards and a posi-
tive outlet.
"The definition of a martyr is


Tim Hussin/
SMartyr skateboard team member Dante D
pops a 360 degree flip over nine steps at
Park on Tuesday.


someone who destroys themselves
for a cause," Newman said. "In
skateboarding, you're constantly
hurting yourself in order to further
your skill."
Newman, 26, is a martyr in his
own right. He and Morgan started
the company with $3,000 out of their
own pockets. Right now, they barely
break even.
"That's a choice we make," he
said. "We could make $100 bucks a
week or we could put it towards our
riders and more boards."
When Newman is not working as a
supervisor on construc-
tion sites, he fills his
free time driving mem-
bers of the Martyr team
to skate competitions
and parks or working
on his latest project: a
-. .. Martyr DVD.
"Basically, that's
how you get your name
out there," he said.
"I'm here to help them
out, even help them
get sponsored by other
companies."
Riders range from
ages 12 to 22. The team
of six is more like a fam-
ily said Miles Mathia,
Martyr's youngest
skater.
"We help each other
out," he said. "I kind
of give them props for
tricks they're trying to
do because it's always
good to have backup."
Mathia has been
with Martyr for three
months and said he
likes the shape of the
custom boards. Each
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Clockwise from left: Tommy Tran, Kevin Dowd, Josh Newman, Dante Debose,
and Miles Mathia sit with custom-made Martyr skateboard decks.


boards flaunts designs from local
artists and the original Martyr logo
created by Gainesville resident Cloud
Broomell.
Prices range from $35 to $45 for
the board at Freeride Surf Shop, 420
NW 13th St., and other skate shops in
Florida and Tennessee.
"We come out with new graphics
pretty much every time we order new
boards," Newman said. "You can get a
high quality board with an original
graphic for about the same price as a
blank deck."
Jaq Renaldi is designing his third
Martyr graphic. As an artist and skate-
board enthusiast, Renaldi said he began
decorating his own boards a couple
years ago using stencils and spray
paint. With Newman's help, he said
they are constantly working on new
ideas for Martyr.
"These new graphics are totally
awesome, I think," Renaldi said. "They
have a pretty rough, punk rock look."
Renaldi said the Martyr skaters are
just as tough as the artwork on their
boards.
"Those kids will skate pretty much
almost anything," he said.
Music and art are huge elements of
the skateboarding culture, said Tommy


Tran, a UF student and long-time em-
ployee of Smoke Skate Shop.
Tran, 22, said he has been skat-
ing with Martyr for six months and
remembers when Newman came to
him with the idea of making his own
boards.
"In such a short amount of time,
he's been able to bring so many people
together," he said. "He's already got a
mini network forming."
With a buzz circulating around the
company, Tran said riders are coming to
Gainesville from all over to skate with
the Martyr team.
"The friendships are forming," Tran
said. "It's starting to get back to that bro
feel."
Tran said he sees nothing but good
in Martyr's future. He said Newman's
genuine attitude is responsible.
In addition to gi'ingS out tree
boards, Tran -aid Ncinuian is-
always a po-iti e influence onli
the riders.
"These kids can talk to
him about thin;- they
might notwanit to talk to
their pops aboul.' he
said. "I would .sai
he's more lke an
older brother


* Check out the unique musical
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Music fest tests senses


By KENT RUSSELL
Avenue Writer

This weekend, hundreds of Gainesville
residents will wrap their hands around video
game controllers to make extra points or bul-
lets fly. But only one will be making music.
James Paul Sain, associate professor in
UF's School of Music, plans on using special-
ized game controllers to manipulate and im-
provise music during his performance at the
15th annual Florida Electroacoustic Music
Festival, a free event open to the public.
Sain is just one of the many unique per-
formances expected during "The joke is t
the .festival, which begins
today and runs until April 8 that n one
at the Phillips Center for the Matthei
Performing Arts. Florida Electr
Electroacoustic music is a Festival techni
merger of classical art-music
tradition and music technol-
ogy, Sain said. While there's no solid consen-
sus on its definition, electroacoustic music
often explores the textures of sound rather
than the more "traditional" style of music
composed with rhythm and melody.
"The joke is that it's techno that no one can
dance to," said Matthew McCabe, a UF grad-
uate student and member of the festival's
technical crew.
McCabe, who has previously composed
pieces for the festival, said electroacoustic
music is more akin to hip-hop than it is to a
four-piece rock and roll band. Much like how
a DJ samples sounds and creates a musical
collage, electroacoustic composers combine
real-world audio clips and reorganize them
in unconventional ways.
"This kind of music is about the way the
sound sounds, not about what the sound is
doing," he said.
Sain, who founded the festival when he


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arrived at UF 15 years ago, said he wanted
to provide an outlet for his students' work
while also creating an electroacoustic com-
munity here in Gainesville.
"A composition isn't realized until it's
performed," Sain said.
Since its inception, the festival has grown
tremendously in size and influence, he said.
Not only has the festival attracted renowned
composers, but attendees from UF's festivals
have gone on to start electroacoustic events
across the nation.
This year, musicians from the University
of Birmingham in England will trek to the
at its t o Black Box Theatre in the
at techno Phillips Center to perform
an dance to. their unique sound on the
McCabe Great and Thunderous
acoustic Music Octophonic Resonator, or
ii crew member G.A.T.O.R., a massive collec-
tion of subwoofers and one
dozen speakers.
The 10,000-watt behemoth can not only
diffuse sound laterally, like a surround-sound
set-up, but it can also move sound vertically.
In most performances, the theater's lights are
dimmed so G.A.T.O.R. can create an aural ex-
perience devoid of other bodily stimulation.
Attending the festival is unlike any other
concert-going experience, said Christopher
Miller, an electronic music promoter in
Gainesville who has been to four of UF's fes-
tivals. He said attendees can count on enjoy-
ing something new -but shouldn't expect to
be able to describe it afterwards.
"One guy had a [Nintendo] Power Glove-
like deal," Miller said, referring to a past
composer's performance. "It looked like he
had arthritis or something, but he was play-
ing an electronic harmonica."
The festival will include daily perfor-
mances and presentations beginning at 9:30
a.m. and ending after each 7:30 p.m. concert.


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lic, $10-$33.50 for UF students
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04.07


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10 p.m., $5

04.08


Florida Museum of Natural History, Reconstructing Past Environments: Utilizing Fossil
Teeth to Infer Ancient Ecology, 2 p.m., $4 for students
University Auditorium, live music: New Arts Trio with clarinetist Mitchell Estrin, 4 p.m.,
$20-$30

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Booty Band shakes it


By WILL AFFORD
Avenue Writer

With a live show that's even more
fun than saying their name, Yo Mama's
Big Fat Booty Band has attracted quite a
bit of attention.
The group, a seven-piece party band
from North Carolina,
combines reggae, hip- The sheer
hop, blues and funk their live s
and claims to have a pelled then
live show like no other.
They'll be in town to Jason
prove it tonight at 10 Yo Mama's Bi
at Eddie C's Hot Rock ma
Lounge with Intellekt
and DJ Dirty Digits. Tickets are $5.
Jason Gibson, the band's manager,
described the band's sound as "a fusion
of funk and party hip-hop they like to
call 'bounce.'"
Their shows include costumes, a
portable dance pole and the frequent
exchanging of instruments between
band members.


"The sound and style is always
changing because they're always
changing instruments," Gibson said.
Although the members of the Booty
Band have been playing together for
three years and are fairly popular in
the Southeast, they've yet to release
a studio album. Currently they are
working on an album in
!putation of Echo Mountain studio
ow has pro- in North Carolina.
to this level. "The sheer reputa-
tion of their live show
Gibson has propelled them to
Fat Booty Band this level," Gibson said.
ager A live compilation
album, "Live Greatest
Hips," will be available through their
Web site, http://bootyband.com, this
week. The CD is a-compilation of 2005-
2006 performances to hold fans over
while the band works on the studio
album.
"They put the live' back in live mu-
sic," Gibson said. "I guarantee it will be
the best live show you've ever seen."


Media give games bad rap


Sne oppressively muggy day dur-
ing Spring Break, I abstained from
the beach and found solace in the
decades-old ass-groove in front of
my old PC at home. I was playing my buddy,
Collin, in a multiplayer match of "Winning
Eleven 8." We tested each other's wits and
disproportionate thumb strength over the
course of many online soccer matches.
At one point, my mother walked
by. She was concerned. Kent
"You're not playing one of those
violent games, are you?" she asked. f.
Now, this is the same woman,
bless her heart, who thinks Kevin
Bacon plays basketball. She asks how
many innings are left in the football
game. So when she questioned the
moral appropriateness of her 20-year-old son
playing virtual soccer, I wasn't too bothered.
But to me, it represented a bigger problem.
My mom keeps hearing about "super-
violent" video games from "60 Minutes" and
"Dateline." They, in effect, tell her that any
child who touches a DualShock 2 will go rabid
and start ripping at throats.
So my mom believes them because she's
never played a video game. She doesn't even
like to watch me play them. For the record, my
father tried to play "Ken Griffey, Jr. Presents


tF


Major League Baseball" with me some 10
years ago. He lost 55-1 and still won't make
eye contact with me when I'm playing games.
Granted, a study in 2004 showed that
19 percent of Americans over the age of 50
played video games. But there's still a vast
majority whose only knowledge of games
comes from Andy Rooney's inane, post-cur-
mudgeon word vomit about how harmful
video games are.
Russell And it's this kind of ignorance
and media hype that has both
* 1 parents and legislators like Joe
Lieberman scrambling to pass
bills banning the sale of games
with questionable content to mi-
Snors. Never mind that a 10-year-
old can go into Borders and pick
up "Tropic of Cancer" without any interfer-
ence.
These laws haven't been passed. They will
never be passed. Courts will always rule in
favor of the First Amendment.
So what's my point? When and if you de-
cide to ruin your life by having children, be a
parent. Don't demonize a form of expression
and don't look to the government to do your
job for you. Monitor what your children play
or play with them. Hey, you may even score
some runs.


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've noticed two phenomena recent-
ly, and by "recently" I mean since
I've been a sexually mature person
- if there ever is such a thing.
In a nutshell, why is it that it's generally
acceptable for two women to be sexually in-
timate, while the same is almost a taboo for
men? And why is a woman not labeled "gay"
or "bisexual" for getting to second base with
her roommate, while if a man so much as
confesses that Brad Pitt is "sorta sexy," his
roommates get the heebie-jeebies?
Unless you've been camped out in Library
West recently (which you dearly haven't),
you've noticed the overabundance of young


women passionately kissing each other on to spend his sexy time alone?
top of bars, at drunken parties, in pictures I'm sure the recently popular gay cow-
from dubs and so on. It seems to me that their boys didn't achieve all that success from gay
primary motivation is the thrilled men alone, despite how many of
young men rooting them on. Maghan McDowell them might call Hollywood home.
If one hot girl is good, then two Certainly some woman other than
hot girls would be great, right? So me must find that at least as sexy
that's why a photo spread featur- as two women.
ing two showering coeds is accept-, Hopefully, the success of films
able because women are beauti- like "Brokeback Mountain" and
ful, and even if they're "straight," others will continue the same-sex-
they can't help but notice the beauty of the is-OK trend. I believe, and certainly hope, that
other. So why, then, am I not seeing the same the real reason we don't see as many "straight"
situation in a certain sexy woman's mag? men getting it on, or openly "bisexual" men, is
Why is every "guy-without-his-shirt" forced because they are not ready to admit its appeal,


whether to themselves or to others.
I personally find it incredibly sexy when a
man is confident enough to admit a bisexual
fantasy or two. I'm also pretty confident that
there's a bit more going on behind closed
doors than men let on and, naturally, I've
got the statistics to back it up. A survey cited
in "Sex on Campus" stated that 14 percent of
heterosexual females had kissed someone of
the same sex and only 12 percent of men had.
But get this: While only 4 percent of hetero
females had experienced oral sex with a
woman, as many as 7 percent of males had
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THURSDAY, APRIL 6, 2006 ALLIGATOR, 13




Diverse dances bring end to month-long celebration


By JOANNA BLAZ
Avenue Writer

The girls' silk skirts fly through
the wind as they kneel to plow
through the fields. The boys look on
anxiously, their hearts pounding to
the beat of the drums they play.
"Everyone back in their places."
Suddenly, the dancers from Indian
Inc. are snapped back to reality:
They're not celebrating harvest on
the warm fields of India; they're
at the Reitz Union on a crisp night
practicing their dance routine for the
Volunteers for International Student
Affairs 44th annual Talent Show.
The event, more commonly
known as the VISA Talent Show, is
one of the final events of a five-week
celebration of diversity. The show
will be held on Saturday at 7 p.m. at
the Stephen C. O'Connell Center.
"We practice for three hours
at least four times a week," said
Nithya Lingam, sophomore and
dancer in Indian Inc.'s rendition of
the Bhangra folk dance.
The traditional Indian dance is
characterized by movements that
symbolize farming. Danced to cel-
ebrate harvest time, it is still used
in some parts of India and Pakistan.
Indian Inc. has chosen the Bhangra
dance, among other traditional
Indian dances, in hopes of finally
placing first.
Last year, Indian Inc. was sepa-
rated into two competing teams:
the Indian Student Association
and Bhangra. The Indian Student
Association won third place,
Bhangra won second place and the


Filipino Student Association took
first.
A combination of last year's frus-
trating results and this year's theme
of "One Love" for International
Month and "Tribute to Diversity"
for the talent show, inspired ISA and
Bhangra to converge their styles and
form one team, Indian Inc. This new
team, combines the more modem
and upbeat style of Bhangra with
ISA's more traditional routines.
"Our cultural roots are both from
India, so we thought, 'if we're all
Indian, why don't we try doing it
together and see what happens?'"
said Sneha Shah, treasurer of the
ISA. "Its all about cultural unity
and putting drama to the side to just
have fun."
With more than 200 active mem-
bers in both clubs and the large
Indian student population at UF,
Indian Inc. is feeling the pressure
to finally achieve its longtime goal
of first place.
"I hope the fact that we're col-
laborating keeps us in the top three,"
Shah said. "[But] the other teams
have outstanding performances."
Another team of determined
competitors is the Filipino Student
Association, who has a strong his-
tory of wins and has captured the
top spot for the past two years.
"I'm sure I'll feel the pressure as
it gets closer," said Kayla Gutierrez,
one of FSA's more than 40 dancers.
She describes this year's dance as
"a fusion of modem and tradition-
al," with a few hip-hop beats mixed
with traditional costumes.
Although Indian Inc. and FSA


both seem determined, they still face
seven other competitors: African
Student Association, Club Creole,
Friendship Association of Chinese
Students and Scholars, Greek
American Student Association,
Hispanic Student Association and
the Romanian Student Association.
Although there are only eight
participating in the Talent Show, all
VISA organizations have been par-
ticipating in International Month,
which gave them a chance to show-


case their heritage and culture.
"[The talent show is meant] to
show what this campus has to of-
fer and that we really have a lot of
diversity," said Jessica Marshall,
sophomore psychology major and
talent show director.
Besides keeping up with nu-
merous rehearsals, working with
the O'Connell Center and the
public relations team and helping
oversee the details of the event,
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The winner will walk away with
a trophy, bragging rights and good-
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"Each group has something
to offer," Marshall said. "They all
identify with the theme of 'One
Love.' They all come with a love of
their culture and who they are."


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operated by the award-winning staff of Steve's
Cafe Americain's Courtyard and offer Happy-
Hour prices from 5 to 7pm Monday through
Saturday.
12 West University Ave. 377-9468






Saigon Legend
Delicious traditional Vietnamese cuisine with
popular Asian favorites as well. Pho, Banh-Cuon,
Banh Xeo, Banh Tom Ha-Noi. Enjoy great food
at great prices. Big new room! Family owned
restaurant. Next to Holiday Inn downtown.
Dine in or take out. Catering available.
Mon-Sat 10:30am-9:30pm, Sun 11:30am-9pm.
374-0934, 1228 W. Univ. Ave.






Farah's
Gainesville's premiere Hookah Lounge A
landmark since 1980. Serving lunch & dinner
in our glass atrium or dine by our fireplace.
Famous for our award-winning wings, burgers,
steaks, and gyros. Large mediterranean menu.
Drink specials daily. Enjoy our cozy Hookah
Lounge. We sell only the finest of pipes, natural
charcoal and premium tobacco. Saturday night
belly dancing performances. Call for details.
mon tues 1 lam-1Opm
wed fri 11 am-midnight
sat noon midnight
closed sunday 378-5179
1120 university ave. Next to Bank of America


Mildred's Big City Food
Meals made from scratch vith organic lucai
produce, fresh meat. & seafood daily baked
breads & desserts by Gainesville's most
awarded chef. Consistently voted best chef,
menu salad, seafood, martini, wine list, wine bar,
dessert
& service. 3445 W. University Ave
37 1-1711 Lwvvw mildredsbigciryfood.com

George's at Phil Nicks, Inc.
Chef specialties include old fashion beef stew,
barteque pulled por+ Iresh vegetable platter,
barbeque ribs and homemade las-gna. This
Downtown Institution 1i located at 37 North
Main Street. offerirj a comrorjrab:e atmosphere
to meet your breakfast Ifrom E 30 to 11 COOsm)
and lunch from I 1 to 3pm-i needs C renng
vour private part.' is a.aailable
Call 376-8269 or Fay 367-4395






Leonardo's Pizza
Pizza legend since 1973. Whole pizzas &
slices. Open 7 days a week 9am-1 1pm Sun-
Thurs.; Fri & Sat till 12am. Call ahead for
pickup 375-2007. For delivery call 379-FOOD.
Located next to Bistro 1245. Leo's Cafe open
daily Sam. Flavored coffees, espressos & fresh
baked pastries. 1245 W. Univ. Ave. 375-7007
www.Leonardos706.com

Mellow Mushroom
Take a trip to mellowmushroom.com. Since
1974, we've been dishing out high-quality ingre-
dients in all of our specialty pizzas, monumental
hoagies, and scrumptious salads. And yes, we
deliver Dom. Buckets $7, Mon. Trivia 9pm $.
1209 W. University Ave. 367-0012.





Bennigan's
Happy Hour specials all day everyday. Great food
and attentive service. 3208 SW Archer Road
373-2800. Open Monday-Saturday 11am-2am,
Sun 11-11.


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8IB For Rent
furnished

*S OF SHARING A BATHROOM?*
Get your own this fall!
2Br/2Ba flats, *3Br/3Ba townhms
FREE Tanning, W/D, 24hr gym
PC Lab, Gated, All Amenities, Pt Friendly
Leasing for FALL*377-2777
4-26-72-1

Super Clean Studio
Walk to Shands-
Annual lease
Now as low as $355 monthly
inc all utilities ph 336-9836
4-26-72-1


NEED ROOMMATES?!
All Inclusive 3's and 4's
FREE Roommate Matching
FREE Cable, Utilities, Internet
FREE Furn, Tanning, 24hr Fitness Center
Ask About our Huge 2/2.5 Townhouses
336-3838 TheLandingsUF.com
Convenient Bus Route!
4-26-72-1

Just Bring Your Clothes
Preleasing Huge 2&3 Beds
Cable *W/D*Pool*Gym*Pets Ok
All we need is you! 372-8100
www.greenwichgreen.net
4-26-72-1

NEWLY RENOVATED
HUGE 1,2, & 3BR Pool
Affordable & Quiet living
Indv lease avail 1.5 miles to UF
Renting for Fall 377-7401 4-26-72-1


1, 2; 3, 4BR Apts.
www.ApartmentslnGainesville.com
et-,u-72-1


GET YOURS!
Furnished Luxury @ Its Finest
PC lab New 24 hr GYM*
Located in the heart of G'ville!
From $499 352-271-3131
4-26-72-1

FREE PARKING AT UF
Roll Out of Bed & Into Class
$439 Gets you all this!
Fully Furnished, Free Ethernet, Free Cable
w/HBO, FREE UTILITIES, W/D,
Roommate match. 379-9300
4-26-72-1


a l For Rent
furnished


ACTION REALTY
Furnished apartments close to UF
Individual Bedroom Leases
Semester leases
$399-$620/MO
www.action-realtors.com
352-331-1133
4-14-61-1

UNBEATABLE MAY SPECIALS!
2BR/2BA*3BR/3BA*4BR/4BA
Roommate matching*Cable w/5
HBO's*FREE ethernet*Cyber Cafe*
2 Pools*24 Hr Gym*Tanning
Leasing for May! *373-9009
4-26-52-1

GET REAL @
LEXINGTON CROSSING
2BR/2BA*3BR/3BA*4BR/4BA
RMM Match*Cable w/5 HBO's
FREE Ethernet* Cyber Cafe
2 Pools*24 Hr Gym*Tanning
373-9009
4-26-52-1

HUGE Townhouses
The closest apts to UF! Rent includes:
Ethernet, Electric, Cable, Roommate Match,
Furniture package. Indiv leases! 372-3557
VIRTUAL TOURS & PHOTOS
www.LiveNearCampus.com
4-26-50-1

Countryside Condo 4BR/4BA Ethemet,
util incl. no cap, W/D, furnished, secure,
excercise/pool, bus to UF 3 mi. $465/mo/rm.
Vanessa 352-217-3564, Flo 352-357-9656
or 352-634-4814, Sebastian 352-874-8905
5-30-32-1

LOCATION, LOCATION *
Windsor Hall. Luxury living for women.
2 BIks to UF Rent incl furniture, utils,
cable, ethernet, pvt BA, kitchenette,
security, pool, gym, sundeck.
352-337-9255 or www.windsorhall.com.
4-26-26-1

Live in Luxury this Summer!
Brand new 2 bed, 2.5 baths walk to shops,
movies, restaurants and cable, wi-fi, utili-
ties included! Call Scott at 954-288-7762
4-18-20-1

Roommates wanted for 4 bedroom house
with pool. Two miles from UF Some furniture
available. Move in starting Summer. $465/
MO includes everything. Call (954) 401-3738
4-19-20-1


S For Rent
furnished


COLLEGIATE LIVING ORGANIZATION
Summer leases. Includes util, ethernet,
meals & parking. Only 1 block from campus.
377-4269
Only $460/Summer A or B, $920/Summer C
4-26-23-1

UTG, 10 min to UF & Shands
2BR/2BR May 1-Aug 1 $350/mo
352-472-9778 or 305-299-3485 4-7-10-1

4BR/4BA CONDO. University Terrace West.
SW 20th Ave. W/D, $350/mo per room. Avail
Aug 15th. Pool, hottub. Call 352-586-6468
4-26-21-1

CONDO- Countryside at Un. 4 Bed 4-Bath
$425/mo. On.2 bus routes; close to UF. Call
772-633-0516 or email hamklh@aol.com.
4-26-19-1

SUMMER SUBLEASES
3 rooms in 4 Bed/ 4 Bath condo. All utils,
cable, and high-speed internet incl. $425/mo.
Call Josh (352) 494-2394. 4-13-10-1

Room for $350/mo incl. elec. W/D, king
sized bed. Close to campus. Contact Sandy
Daytime (352) 374-5245 ext. 293. Evenings
352-379-3158. 4-11-5-1

CUTE, CLEAN, CHEAP
Furn 1 BR apt. in older Duckpond home.
Avail. Aug.lst. $390/mo. Call 378-4684.
4-11-5-1

Fully furnished 3BR/3BA avail in 4BR/4BA
@ Countryside. Individual leases. W/D, pool,
gym, security, utils, cable $420/mo each in-
cls. all. Call 813-713-6485 4-26-15-1

SMALL EFFICIENCY CONDO. Newly reno-
vated. Fully furnished. Coin W/D on prem-
ises. Lease until July 31st $425/MO Mins.
from UF. Call 866-205-9440 4-7-2-1

Campus Club 1BR available in 4BR apt.
shared BA. Male preferred. May 6- August
11. $1000 up front or $375/mo Call Michael
@ 352-562-5055 4-12-5-1


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For Rent
unfurnished


*QUIET, CLEAN, LOTS of GREEN SPACE.
Rustic 1BR apt. $345/mo.
*1BR cottage $375/mo. Call 378-9220 or
mobile 213-3901.4-26-72-2


I For Rent
unfurnished


Available Now at UF
1 and 2 Br's from $555
Laundry on site. Pets ok!
Wood floors, balconies available.
Open until 8PM Weekdays 371-7777
4-26-72-2


LYONS SPECIAL
$99 1st month's rent
377-8797
4-26-72-2


Need a Rental Home or Condo?
Need A Tenant?
CALL THE BEST!





Watson Realty Corp. RFALTORS*
www.watsonrent.com
Property Mgmt/Rentals 352-335-0440
Full Service Sales 352-377-8899
gvillepm@watsonrealtycorp.com
4-26-72-2

Wake up & walk to UF
Studios & 1 bedrooms
Starting @ $489
Pet friendly, Pool
*Come See! 372-7111*
4-26-72-2

AUGUST AVAILABILITY!
* 1,2 & 3 BR's! HUGE Floorplans!
* Water/sewer included! Pets OK
* Affordable $559-$799
* Bus/Bike to UF* 335-7275 4-26-72-2

BIG CITY LIVING DOWNTOWN
Stylish Studios, 1/1's, 2/2's, & 3/3's
Pool *Alarm Pets Welcome
Leasing for Fall: 338-0002
4-26-72-2


eSUN ISLAND APTSo
*Some furnished avail*
**Walk or Bike to Campus 0*
1-1 $480/moO@2-1 $540/mo
www.sunisland.info 0*0376-6720
4-26-72-2

1 & 2BR apts. convenient to shopping, bus
line, and just a few miles from UF. Located
off SW 20th Ave. $419 $495, incl water,
sewer, pest control & garbage. Sorry no pets
allowed. Call 335-7066. 4-26-72-2


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2 For Rent: Unfurnished 7 Computers 12 Autos 17 Typing Services 22 Tickets
3 Sublease 8 Electronics 13 Wanted 18 Personals 23 Rides
4 Roommates 9 Bicycles 14 Help Wanted 19 Connections 24 Pets
5 Real Estate 10 For Sale 15 Services 20 Event Notices 25 Lost & Found

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W For Rent
unfurnished

AFFORDABLE & QUALITY TOO!
* Your Home For Fall! Great Rates!
0 1BR from $489 2BR from $559
* Beautiful pools/courtyards Pets OK
* Walk/Bike to UF 372-7555 4-26-72-2

*CLOSE TO EVERYTHING*
Our Luxury 2BR Town Homes & 3BR Flats
Starting at only $1034 with many freebees.
FREE cable w/HBO & Show
Fitness Center*Tanning*Pool*Pets
Leasing NOW/FALL*379-9255
4-26-72-2

Deluxe, Large 3 or 4BR apt/house, 60
second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House
charm. Central AC, washer/dryer included.
Wood floors. With Parking. By Private
Owner. 538-2181 Iv message 4-26-72-2

COZY, CONVENIENT, CLOSE!
1 & 2 bedrooms for.Fall
pool, tennis bball, alarms
FREE UF PARKING
376-4002 Pinetreegardens.com
4-26-72-2

Deluxe, large one or two bedroom, 60 sec-
ond walk-to UF. Wood firs, washer dryer
included, fireplace, patio deck. Can fumish.
Short term available. Private Owner. $495-
up. 352-538-2181. Lv mssg 4-26-72-2

*NEAR SCHOOL NEAR PLAY
NEAR PERFECT!*
1 BR/1 BA*2BR/2BA*3BR/3BA TH
Close to UF!*Gated*24hr Gym*Tanning
Leasing for FALL*377-2777
4-26-72-2

BEAUTIFUL AND NEW
Ceramic Tile, Maple Cabinets, TV in kitchen
Huge scr. porches, W/D, walk-in closets
Only 1.5 miles to UF
2/2's & 3/3's starting at $458/person
Hidden Lake 374-FUNN
4-26-72-2

** ELLIE'S HOUSES **
Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to
UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or
352-215-4990 12-6-168-2

Sun Bay Apartments
Summer ~ Fall Special
Reduced summer rates on
15 Month lease, one bedroom apts.
352-376-6720 4-26-72-2


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I For Rent
U unfurnished


AFFORDABLE 2BRs at UF
From $589. Pets ok.
Laundry, Free Parking
Open Weekends. 371-7777
4-26-72-2

STUDIOS ACROSS FROM UF
From $489. Pool.
Laundry. Pets ok
Free Parking. Avail Fall.
Open Weekends 371-0769
4-26-72-2

All about the Extras!
Luxury 1/1, 2/2, 3/3 TH
FREE Cable HBO/Sho, Tanning, Aerobics,
HUGE Gym, W/D, Alarm, Gated,
We have SPECIALS, Call 335-4455
4-26-72-2

-**FIDO FRIENDLY****
1 br $609, 2br $669, 3br $895
Near Butler Plaza Spacious *Alarms
Includes some utilities* Park FREE @UF
www.SpanishTrace.org 373-1111
4-26-72-2

ULTIMATE LUXURY
HUGE 2br/2ba & 3br/3ba TNHMS
W/D* Alarm*Gated*Garages* Tanning
ENDLESS-AMENITIES- private dog park
FREE Cable* Close to UF & SFCC
RoomMateMatch
Leasing for Summer/Fall 377-2801
4-26-72-2

"1BR & 2BR BEAUTIFUL"
NEW kitchen, tile, carpet, paint
3BR/2BA Flats 00 $839/mo
2BR/2BA Flats 00 $725/mo
2BR- over 1100 sq ft ** $725/ mo
1BR-over 800 sq ft 00 $625/mo
Close to UF, beautiful, quiet
High-speed wireless internet
$450 deposit 0 376-2507
4-26-72-2

THE LUXURY YOU WANT...
AT THE PRICE YOU NEED
Remodeled HUGE 2 & 3 Beds
Cable*W/D*Tanning* We Love Pets
Why spend more? 372-8100
4-26-72-2

HUGE*AFFORDABLE*1,2 & 3BR
Starting at just $639
Pool*Tennis Cts*1.5 Mi 2 UF
Indiv lease & Util Avail
Call Now 377-7401*
4-26-72-2


For Rent
Sunfurnished


CLOSE TO CAMPUS
Available now!
2BR/1BA Apt. $475
MITCHELL REALTY 374-8579x1 4-26-72-2

Be the BIGGEST on the block!
1 or 2BR this FALL. We love ALL pets!
Pool, Gym, Park @ UF, Bball, Tennis
Call 4 Specials! 352-332-7401
4-26-72-2


STUDIO APT..
60 Sec. walk to UF. 1 or 2 rooms. Short
term avail. $350 & up. Call 352-538-2181
4-26-72-2

BIG & CHEAP
2/1.5 apt 1100 sq. ft. $595
3/2 apt 1300 sq ft $695
1800 NW 4th St. Over 20 houses also avail.
373-4423 www.maximumre.com
8-16-131-2


Campus Realty
Great homes for rent in the
UF area! 352-692-3800
www.campusrealtygroup.com/rentals
4-26-72-2

GIGANTIC
1, 2, & 3BR flats w/porches
FREE Alarm, FREE Tanning, W/D
24hr Gym, PC Lab, Pool, w/Sundeck
Gated Entry 372-0400
4-26-71-2

BIG LUXURY
2/2 Flats & 3/3 Townhomes w/Garage
FREE Tanning*FREE Alarms*W/D*
Cyber Cafe*Gated Entry*Screened Porches
24hr Gym & Sauna*Pool w/Sundeck
We Love Pets* ONLY 1.5 miles to UF
Now Leasing for Fall*372-0400 -
4-26-71-2

NEWLY REMODELED AT UF
Studios and 1BR's from $599
Central Air/Wood Floors available
Reserve for Fall 371-7777
4-26-69-2

ACROSS FROM UF
Studios/1/2 BRs from $589
Central Air, Wood Floors.
Pets ok, Laundry on site.
Reserve for Fall 371-0769
4-26-69-2


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For Rent
unfurnished


ACTION REALTY
Individual and Semester Leases
Available immediately
Convenient UF access. $375 to $620/MO
352-331-1133
www.action-realtors.com
4-14-61-2

Live at a Legend!
The Polos of Gainesville
will give you the best college experience
with Spacious Apartments, Three Pools
with Jacuzzis, HUGE Gym, Billiards Room,
and many more amenities! Minutes from UF,
shopping and Shands. On all major RTS bus
routes. All at a rate that won't break your
bank! Call now for specials: 335-7656 4-
26-69-2-

1BR & 2BR/1BA with W/D, central heat/air,
dishwasher, ceramic tile, private patio, pets
arranged. Off SW 34th St. Near bus rt. From
$545. 377-1633 4-26-18-2

SW Lg 1br, lba. Walk-in closet, d/w, w/d
hkups, near Shands, Vet School & UF, $395
- $425 edbaurmanagement.com 375-7104
4-26-65-2

Apartment Bargain Shoppers.
Check out our spacious 1 &2 BR. units &
compare the $$. Our location, price & size
will have you puzzled.
Call ahead to avoid waiting 376-1248.
4-26-64-2

PRIVATE BACKYARD
1/1, 2/2, & 3/2 Villas with backyard
Newly Renovated, Full Appliances
FREE cable w/HBO & Showtime
Starting at $428/person
Hidden Lake 374-FUNN (3866)
4-26-62-2

MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK
3 & 4 Bedrooms for Fall!
FREE UF PARKING, tennis,
Affordable, Pool, Pets, Alarm
376-4002 Pinetreegardens.com
4-26-60-2
*Your Search is Over*
1/1 & 3/2 Flats starting @ $699
W/D, Alarms, Pets OK, QUIET
Close to UF and Archer Rd.
Save $ Today, Call 367-9910.
4-26-60-2

MORE FOR YOUR MONEY
1, 2, & 3 BR Apartments Starting @ $380.
352-331-8225 or 332-5070. 4-26-57-2


MINUTES FROM UF!!!
3/3's from only $405 per Bdrm
4/4's from only $374 per Bdrm
FREE Cable w/ HBO/ SHOWTIME
FREE Tanning, 24hr Fitness Center
Ask About our Huge 2/2.5 Townhouses
336-3838 TheLandingsUF.com
Convenient Bus Route!
4-26-60-2

BLOCKS TO UFI 4BR houses from $1500/
MO, 3BR houses from $1075/MO, 2BR apts
from $495/MO, 1BR apts from $450/MO.
Owner operated. See dalyproperties.com
or Call Carol 377-3852 4-26-55-2

Lofts & Townhomes
Sign now forAug! 20flplns 1-5BR next to UF
VIRTUAL TOURS & PHOTOS
www.LiveNearCampus.com ** 376-6223
4-26-50-2

Walk to UF and Shands
1BR/1BA$375-$475
2BR/1.5BA Townhouse
Washer/Dryer $575
Gore-Rabell Realty 378-1387
www.gore-rabell.com
4-26-44-2

PET'S PARADISE
No app or pet fee. Townhouse 2BR, fire-
place, new carpet, paint, appliances, privacy
fence. 1000 SW 59 Terr $495/mo 331-2099.
Private owner please-leave detailed msg.
4-11-25-2

HOUSES, DUPLEXES, CONDOS, OR
TOWNHOUSES Walk/bike/bus to UF. Neat,
clean good quality. Visit www.gatorpads.com
for available units or call 281-0733 or 284-
0316. 8-16-58-2


S For Rent
unfurnished

3BR/1.5BA HOUSE
Large fenced backyard with screened porch.
W/D. Pets ok. Avail May 1, $900/mo. Call
352-466-7091. 4-20-30-2

Luxurious Victoria Station Condo.
2BR/2.5BA, W/D, alarm, internet, bus route
every 15 mins. 1 mile from UF. Avail for fall.
352-222-4235. $875/MO. Walking distance
to Butler Plaza 4-26-33-2

3bd/1.5ba house. N.W. area. Central AC/HT,
ceiling fans. Extra space for den or home of-
fice. Carpet and tile. W&D hook ups. Fenced
back yard and'private drive way. $930 one
year or $870 two year lease. Call (352) 375-
6754. No section 8. 4-7-20-2

2bd/2ba house. N.W. area. Up-scale neigh-
borhood. Well equipped kitchen. Central Ac/
Ht. Ceiling fans. Screened back porch, W&D.
2 car garage. Fenced back yard. New paint
and tile. $890 one year or $850 two years
lease. No section 8. Call (352) 375-6754
4-7-20-2

SAVE $$$, GET MORE!
3BR/2BA for less than $300/person
B-ball, Comp lab, Gym, FREE UF parking
www.SpanishTrace.org 373-1111
4-26-49-2

1105 NW 14th Ave. Avail. May 10. 3BR/
2BA. 2000 sq. ft. 1 mi from UF. $1200/mo.
Andree Realty. 352-375-2900 4-10-20-2

0 GREAT HOUSES FOR FALL *
Close to UF. Fenced yards
Email: SBR@JacksonLLC.com
1614 NW21stAvenue 3/2 $1000
2006 NW 35th St 4/2 $1365
520 NW 52nd Terr 3/2 $975
600 NW 54th Terr 3/2 $1155
4430 NW 16th PI 3/2 $1485
918 NW 39th Ave 3/1 $750
4-26-31-2

**HISTORIC VICTORIAN HOUSE**
10 BIks to UF. Quaint 1BR/1BA apts in High
ceilings, wood floors, ceiling fans, AD/Ht.
$475/mo avail Aug 1st. 225 SW 3rd Ave.
Some pets ok. 376-2184 4-26-31-2

3 BLKS FROM TIGERT HALL 2BR/1BA
apt, cent A/C, new paint, $630/mo. Upstairs/
hd wood floors. $610/mo downstairs/carpet.
Incl. water, sewer, trash, pest cont. Laundry
on site. No pets,. Avail 8/1/06 352-316-4474
4-11-18-2

3BR/2BA 1700 sq ft house for rent. Wood
floors, screen porch, jacuzzi, W/D. 1 mi
south of campus. Avail 8/1. $1300/mo. Call
352-258-9116 4-13-20-2

Avail May-Aug. All units 1/2 mi from UF
campus. Eff $340; 1BR/1BA $475-$445;
2BR/2.5BA $750; 2BR/1BA $715-$550;
3BR/2BA $1000. SD, NS, no pets, 1 yr lease.
Call 904-513-1431 or gvll32601@gmail.com
4-26-26-2

FORGET YOU HAVE ROOMMATES!
Huge 4BR townhomes w/W/D. 1662 sq.ft.
FREE gym membership!
352-332-7401 4-26-26-2

* SORORITY ROW AREA *
Live in luxury @ Windsor Hall. 2 Blocks to
UF. Incl everything + pool, gym, sundeck.
Starting at $410/mo. 336-9255.
4-26-26-2

** WALK TO UF **
From any of our studio, 1, 2, 3, or 4BR
classic apts or vintage homes.
Starting at $350/mo.Come by
and pick up one of our availability lists @
821 NW 13th St. or call 375-8256
4-26-26-2

** WALK TO UF **
4BR/1 BA beautiful brick house.
Hardwood floors, fireplace, cent A/C,
$1600/mo. 313 NW 11th St. Call 375-8256
4-26-26-2

** WALK TO UF k*
Sorority Row area. 2BR/1 BA apt in historic
stone building. Beautiful hardwood floors,
cent AC/heat, 911 SW 6th Ave.
$750/mo. 375-8256
4-26-26-2


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*SORORITY ROW AREA*
Beautiful stone cottage. 3BR/1BA,
hardwood floors. Must see. $1300/mo.
375-8256
4-26-26-2

** 5 BLOCKS TO UF **
Beautiful 2Br/1 BAw/hardwood floors &
fireplace. $1200/mo. Call 375-8256.
4-26-26-2

LUXURY CONDOS! GOLF COMM
in Jonesville area 2/2.5 w/garage.-
gated, b-ball ct, tennis, pool
gym, carwash, move-in spec avail
MAGNOLIA REALTY 352-200-4992
4-18-20-2

HISTORIC HOUSES DOWNTOWN.
Studio, 2BR, 1BR $375-750. Wood firs.
vaulted ceilings. Native landscape. Quaint
settings. Must see at::
pleasantstreet.net 4-26-24-2

1 Rm in 4Br/4Ba Countryside
Apt. Close to UF on bus rte. W/D, utils, cable
w/HBO, and DSL incl. $400/mo. No deposit.
F only. NS. ,954-328-2021. 4-6-10-2

HOUSES 1.5 mi to UF for Aug. 1st.
630 NW 35th St. 3/2 fam. rm $1200, 611 NW
34th Terr. 3/2 fam rm. $1200, 642 NW 35th
St. 3/2 $1100, 816 NW 37th Dr 3/2 fam& gar.
$1300. Please drive by then call 331-0095.
7-27-43-2

Avail May 1st. 2BR/1BA in triplex in quiet
neighborhood. $600/mo. 1st, last, & sec. Call
332-5585 5-16-24-2

One BR apt. for rent. 1 person, 1 car, no
smoking, no pets, no fleas. It is small but has
it all. All util. pd. $360/MO, unfurnished. Call
Charlie "Whitey" Webb. 375-4373 Stop by
1215 NE20thAve. 4-7-10-2

Countryside apartment. Rent 2BR/2BA in a
4BR/4BA 1 room furnished, 1 room unfur-
nished for summer A-C; all utilities included.
Cable, ethernet, W/D, near pool. Info 305-
979-7862 OR 786-412-9337 4-14-15-2

Union Street Station 2BR/2BA luxury,
apartment. W/D, alarm, Berber carpet, bal-
cony, 3rd floor, free parking. $1250/mo. Call
Eric @ 352-870-9453 4-24-20-2

705 NW 10th Ave. Spacious home. 8 rooms
+ 400 sq ft screened porch, 3BR/1BA,
W/D, short bike to UF. $1230/mo + util.
No pets. Lease for fall. 275-1259. Email
ATucker458@aol.com 4-10-10-2

*AVOID NOISY NEIGHBORS*
2/BR/2BA Flat
FREE Tanning, W/D, Huge 24 hr. gym,
PC lab, Gated, Pet friendly, Free Cable,
Leasing for Fall: 377-2777
4-26-19-2

Countryside at the University
Female for 1BR/1BA in 4BR/4BA, $425/mo
incl. utils, cable & internet. On bus rt #9 &
#35. Avail now 352-377-1283, 561-575-3821
4-10-15-2

NEAR LAW SCHOOL 3/1, 1/1, 1st last, sec.
Pref grad student. No pets, W/D hook-up,
dish, W/D flrs, cent A/C, gas heat, trees.
Call Tom >8pm or wkend 954-529-4031 4-
26-18-2

APTS and HOMES for Rent
visit our website at:
www.merrillmanagement.net
Merrill Management, Inc. 372-1494 4-7-5-2

1B 1BA apts 1 BLKTO UF
1236 SW 4th Ave $485/Mo
Carpet, Central H& Air,
Laundry Facilities. Call
Merrill Management, Inc. 372-1494 4-7-5-2

Efficiency. Cottage across from
Stadium $475/Mo Newly Remodeled.
Tile Floors, Full Kitchen, Bathroom
Screened Porch. 1806 1/2 NW 2nd Ave.
Call Merrill Management, Inc. 372-1494
4-7-5-2


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3 BLKS TO UF!
1BR 1BAApt with extra room
1029.W 3rd Avenue $485/Mo
Carpet, Central H &Air, Call
Merrill Management, Inc. 372-1494 4-7-5-2

lBR 1BAApt! BLKTO UF!
1218 SW 3rd Ave. $425/MO
Carpet, Window A/C, Nat Gas ht
Includes Wtr, Swg, pest control. Call
Merrill Management, Inc. 372-1494 4-7-5-2

2BRVQA apt 5 BIks to UF
840 Sq ft. $550/Mo St Croix Apts
Central H &Air, Includes, Wtr, Swg, Pst Ctrl
& Garbage. 829 SW 5th Avenue
Call Merrill Management, Inc. 372-1494
4-7-5-2

2BR 1BAApt 1 BLKto UF!
1234 SW 1stAve. #B $600/Mo
Central H &Air, Carpet. Call
Merrill Management, Inc. 372-1494 4-7-5-2

*WALK TO UF*
*SORORITY ROW AREA*
New Oxford Terrace Condo
2BR/BAAvailable.
Newly furnished common area.
$499/mo. 407-432-0911
4-14-10-2


4BR/2.5BATownhouse $1100/mo
3BR/2BA House $1100/mo
1BR/1BA Duck Pond $495/mo
Ask about Move-In Specials!

30+ PropertiesAvailabel! ,
www.Bosshardtpm.com
352-371-2118
4-26-17-2

Downtown Studio/Garage Apt. Off-street
parking H20 incl. $370/mo. 1st., last, +
security. Call 373-6551. Leave message.
4-14-8-2

Avail.-a.Aug. 2BR/1BA in duplex in quiet
neighborhood. $550/mo, first, last security.
Small pets ok. 332-5585. Leave message.
4-26-16-2

* 3BR/1BA house. 3 blocks from campus.
Ceiling fans. Central heat/air. $1100/mo.
* Efficiency $450. No dogs. First, last, sec.
* Also one and two BR's avail, in Fall 378-
3704. 4-26-16-2

3/2 House, Dining Rm, Living Rm, Family
w/ fireplace, single car gar; 3929 SW 1
Ave., Shady yd. $1300/mo.-Mary Fletcher;
Realtor/Owner. 352-332-3000. Available
now. 4-11-5-2

PREMIUM PARTY HOUSE 6BD/3BA
$600/mth. + 1BDIIBA new eff $900/mth
neg & disc; < 3 mi from UF on 34th, iso-
lated, >3000 sq. ft, pool/diving, fire pl. Mike
352-256-6704. 4-11-5-2

3BR/1BA duplex. Bike to UF. Cable & two
phone lines, new refrigerator, paint & carpet.
Large fenced yard, small pets okay. Custom
kitchen, W/D, lots of storage. H/AC, lawn
service included. N/S $895 376-7529
4-19-10-2

STOP HERE
& get half off huge 2BRs near UF & SFCC.
Short term leasing. Open Saturday. Ventura
Apts. 1902 SW 42nd way. 352-376-5065
4-14-7-2

Large one room efficiency with a private
bathlrm & entrance. Handicapped ac-
cessible. Female preferred $400/mo, $200
deposit includes utils, linens, dishes & cable
for TV. Call Betty 372-1191 4-12-5-2

Beautiful, spacious 1BR/1BA 750 sq. ft.
Condo located By Oaks Mall $550/mo w/
great amenities- Call 786-325-9478 Available
Now! 4-26-15-2

Spacious Rooms in Great Location
GreaJfor students.
You must see this 6BR/3BA
Bike or walk to campus
Call Eric for details 682-7424 4-12-5-2


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Apartments Available Now
All Florida Areas: All Major US Cities
Browse our listing FREE
WWW.SUBLET.COM
1-877-For-Rent (367-7368) 4-6-1-2

Brand new 1/1 Condo behind Leonardo's
Pizza. Water/high speed intemet/WD in-
cluded. All new Whirlpool appliances $900
month/lst/last/security Call 954-410-8353
4-12-5-2

Amazing Pool Home
Spacious Rooms in Great Location
You must see this 6BR/4.5BA
Within 2 miles of campus.
Call Eric for details 682-7424 4-12-5-2


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1BR/BA avail, in 4BR apt. Campus Club.
Individual lease, Furnished, priv/BA, $400-
includes EVERYTHING. Avail. starting May.
Contact Alicia 352-246-3302. 4-6-20-3

New site offers solution for subleasers: a
marketplace to match leasers with tenants!
Only national service of its kind. No mat-
ter the need, you can find it here! Free to
register! Visit: www.SubleaseAuction.com
4-6-20-3

Male @ Oxford Manor. 1BR/1BA In 3BRI
3BA. Furnished, Starting May through
August 7, $450/mo. Great amenities. Call
Alex 786-897-6965. 4-10-15-3

1BR/BA @ Oxford Manor, furnished, starting
May, 1 mi from campus, $719/mo w/o utilities
+ internet, PRICE NEGOTIABLE. Call 305-
815-2456 4-11-15-3

***Female Sublet 1BR/1BA of 3/3 apt. in
the Laurels. Large walk-in closet, upstairs
with balcony in bedroom. $413/mo, leasee
will pay assignment fee. Please call 352-476-
3860 or email smonroe@tampabay.rr.com.4-
26-26-3

1BR/BA in 2BR/2.5BA NEW townhouse.
W/D, internet included. $600/mo + utilities.
3 blocks to campus. Avail May-Aug. email
witgator@ufl.edu 4-7-13-3

LEXINGTON CROSSING
Bedroom w/ private bathroom
May thru August $400/month
Everything is included
GREAT DEAL 954-610-4120: David .4-11-
15-3

Summer Sublease Windsor Hall. Girls bldg.
Behind sorority row! Furnished, deluxe single
suite w/refrigerator, microwave, 2 Ig closets
& pvt bath. All utils incl. $550/mo. Avail 5/8/06
Contact Lauren for details! 407-616-9070
4-26-25-3

1BR for female in 4BR/2BA @University
Commons. May thru August $295/MO +utils.
Short bus ride to UF. Pool, gym, wireless in-
temet. Call Polly 919-824-0201 4-11-14-3-

Summer sublease 05/14 08/05. $600/mo.
1BR/1BA'fully furnished. Regency Oaks. Util,
hi speed, dig cable incl. Call Stephanie 804-
381-8072 4-7-10-3

Countryside @ University Condo 2 bedroom
avail, in 4BR/4BA for $425/ea. Cable, water,
elec. incl. except phone. Call Irvin.(904)610-
0967 or e-mail icheng@bellsouth.net. 4-6-
10-3

Summer Sublet May- August $325/MO
Roomate needed for Master bedroom in fully
furnished 2BR/2BA apt. Near campus, pool &
gym. Pets are welcome. Call 786-543-9418
OR nia1787@ufl.edu 4-7-10-3

1BR/1BA in 4BR/4BA available May 6-
August 6 in Lexington $325/mo OBO?
Includes everything. Best deal! Call Taylor
321-890-6199 4-7-10-3

Sublease apartment April-July.
Female roommate wanted.
Walk to campus $300/MO +1/2 util.
954-258-8485 4-7-10-3

Sublease @ The Laurels
2BR/2BA in 3BR/3BA. Upstairs w/ balcony,
walk-in closet. $350/mo; Downstairs $335/
mo. Avail May thru Aug. 352-328-4210
4-10-10-3


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**2 BLKS from UF! e.
Summer C. 2BR in 3BR/1.5BA. On NW 2nd
Ave behind Swamp. Hdwd firs, big rms, furn.
M/F. $350/mo + utils/OBO. 941-380-1783
4-7-8-3

Female for 1BR/1BA in 2BR/2BA in BLDG A
at LOOKING GLASS APTS. 30 seconds to
UF. Floor Plan B $505/month plus utilities.
Availalbe May 8th August 12th. Call 407-
808-1814 4-26-21-3
1BR in 2BR/2BA townhouse for sublease. W/
D availalbe. 20 & 21 bus passing by. Walk to
supermarket & UF gym. 3640 SW 20th Ave.
Ask for $270 + 1/2 util. Free deposit. Call
352-262-6912 after 5pm. 4-11-10-3

** 1 Mile From UF! **
3BR apartment/private bath. Gated com-
munity. Lg pooV hi spd. int. $504/mo Call
904-542-6969 (day), 904-563-3825 (eve).
4-11-10-3

1st MONTH FREE
Pvt. BR/BA in 2BR/2BA apt. The Estates.
Fully furn. Hispd inet. pool, 24 hr. Fitness ctr.
$400/mo. Female only. Call Jessica 352-551-
7776 4-6-7-3

Furnished room in great location on NW 10th
Ave. May 15-Aug. 15. $325 + 1/3 bills. No
pets/smoke. Possible renew for fall year.
Ph. 871-5633. Hurry! 4-11-10-3

WALK TO SCHOOL/SWAMP summer sub-
lease 1,2, or 3 BR Avail., in house. W/D,
wireless internet, parking, fum./unfum.
$335/385 mo. w/o util. OBO Call 352-246-
1379. 4-11-10-3

The Polos
2BR/2BA. Unfurnished. W/D
May June July. $600/mo + util.
Call 239-887-1342
email sylviar484@gmail.com 4-6-5-3

Sublease: Big 1BD/1BA in 4/4 apt. Near
SFCC. Place is at front of complex. Includes
utils., cable, washer + dryer, furnished,
$399. Call Eric for details (352) 209-3516.
4-6-5-3

Summer sublease avail. May-Aug for $295/
mo. 1 BR/ 1BA in 3/3. Call Brittany at 239-
699-4594. 4-20-15-3

1 Block to UF. 1227 SW4th Ave, Apt. #1
1or 2BR in 3BR apt. First BR $350, Second
BR $370. Call Richard 331-0590, or 514-
5060 cell. 4-13-10-3

Take over lease 1BR/1BA apt. April to July
$440/mo. Option to renew. Near campus.
(Frederich Gardens). Call 870-1319. 4-
6-5-3-

Summer Sublease. 2 min Walk to Smathers.
May-July 1 BR. apt. $400/mo. Vegetarian
wanted. Call Ravi 375-6597. 4-6-5-3
2 Bed 1 Bath Sublease in historic downtown
Gainesville. Avail. ASAP. Call 352-256-4067
to work out details. 4-14-10-3

1BR/1BA in 3BR/3BA house, $340/
negotiable, all util incl, W/D, furnished if
needed, Shady Forest (behind hilton) May-
mid Aug. Call Josh 850-830-1314 4-7-6-3

Monticello 3BR/2.5BA. 4942 NW 1st Place.
$1150/mo clubhouse, pool, busline. Avail
April to Aug. Call Union Properties 373-7578
4-13-10-3

Royal Village 1BR in 4BR/2BA apt. 1/2 mi to
campus. Avail April to Aug. $440/mo incl all
utils. Call Colleen 941-720-0844. 4-13-10-3

Summer sublease. 1/1 or 2/2. Fully fur-
nished. EVERYTHING incl. $365/mo. Each
room. Females only. 352-271-1320. Leave
message. 4-7-5-3

1BR Avail after May 1st. $439/mo on
20 bus. Call 352-359-0663. E-mail:
trytowin38@hotmail.com. You can keep the
deposit. Near to Butler Plaza and grocery
stores. Contact me! 4-14-10-3
Master BR w/BA avail from May 1st to July
26th in 2BR/2BA apt in Bellamy Grand.
$427.50/mo. Must be professional or re-
sponisible. Small pets ok. W/D, DW. Fitness
center, pool. 352-225-1425 4-7-5-3
Female 1BR/1BA @ Countryside. May 8
-Aug 5 w/Aug free. $393/mo all util incl. Fully
furn, 9, 35 bus. Pool, gym. Call Lauren 352-
870-9902 4-11-7-3


2BR/1BA apt available. May 15th $589/mo.
Homestead 352-335-1572 or, 239-671-8399
4-14-10-3

1 BR/1BA summer sublease for female in a
4BR/4BA apt @ University Club $400/mo incl
utils. Avail May 1 to Aug 8. Contact @ 813-
727-3407 4-7-5-3

* $100 CASH *
2BR/2BA in The Estates for 2006-2007
school year. $555/mo util incl. Call 954-290-
9169 4-7-5-3

Summer sublease!! Located close to cam-
pus at Windsor Hall. Girl roommate needed.
Fridge, own bathroom, pool, workout room,
study lounges and laundry on each floor. Call
Cara @ 256-426-4118 4-7-5-3

Oakbrook Walk. 1BR/1BA in 2/2. 1st floor
poolside. Walk to campus! All util incl. Cable
+ internet, Wash/dry, furnished for $375/mo
May -Aug! 585-507-2601 4-14-10-3

Lexington Crossings
Spacious 1BR/1BA in a 4BR. Washer/Dryer.
Gym & Pool $300 a month May-Aug. Call
305-323-5967 or Guy98@ufl.edu 4-14-10-3

Sublease 2BR/1BA apt. 1BR available May
1st, 2nd BR available June 1st. Walk to cam-
pus. College View. Carpet, nice scenic view
& very functional. On first floor. 352-514-
3877. $325/mo + 1/2 utils. 4-10-5-3

1 BR apt @ Windmeadows
Sublet 1 to 4 months. $572/mo. 371-0176
4-10-5-3

1, 2, or 3BR/2BA fully furnished apt. @
University Commons for'$395/mo OBO.
Includes rent & utils. May-August. New gym,
5 min to campus. Call Shira.407-697-9644
srg18@ufl.edu 4-10-5-3

For summer C. 1 or 2BR avail in house. 16th
& 3rd. Furn, util incl. Walk to class & bars.
Asking $400/mo OBO. Call Shana 954-295-
3564 4-10-5-3

Looking Glass 2BR/2BA apt for Summer C.
Appliances, W/D incl, lots of parking. Across
street from campus. Approx $550/each incl
util. Contact 941-661-1044 or 239-462-3664
4-10-5-3

Sublease 2BRs in 4BR/4.5BA townhouse 1
bik from campus. Avail 5/15 7/31. $500/mo
+ 1/4 until per BR. 2 weeks free rent. Call 407-
718-2660 or407-484-9681 4-10-5-3


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Summer sublease. May 1 July 31. 1BR
apt/house. Has kitchen and bathroom. Only
blocks from campus, walk or ride bike. Only
$450/mo. Call Jason 386-804-6768 4-17-
10-3

2BR/2BA in 2BR/2BA apt furnished in the
Estates. Indiv summer leases, everything
inc. + great amenities. $525/mo/each. OBO.
561-543-6068, 561-762-8898 4-17-10-3

Summer sublease 1BR/1BA in 3BR/3BA
Windsor Park. Fully furn, ethernet, 2nd
floor, indiv lease, everything incl. $460/mo
NEGOTIABLE. Call 904-662-9600 4-17-
10-3

Summer sublease @ Lexington. 1BR/1BA in
4BR/4BA. $450/mo Avail May thru Aug. Price
negotialbe! Everything included. Call 727-
776-3380 orjoshf44@ufl.edu 4-10-5-3

2BR/2BA unfun. apt. in the Polos. Avail. May
1- July 26 w/option to renew. $756/mo. Pet
friendly. Private balcony. W/D. Call 352-373-
0705. 4-11-5-3

1BR in 2BR house across from law school.
May-Aug. $300/mo. + util. Internetincluded.
Walk to campus or bars. Call Alec @ 850-
443-4349. 4-11-5-3

April through July, April, + May are paid for.
2BR/1BA for female. $275/mo + util. Large
yard, near Butler Plaza. Call Eve 407-924-
6947 or email everenae@aol.com. 4-11-
5-3

Summer sublease @ Lexington, 1 BR/ 1 BA
in 4 BR/4BA. $390/mo avail. May- Aug. Call
Sean @ 561-346-5110 for more information
or email at finfansd@ufl.edu. 4-11-5-3

SUBLEASE FOR SUMMER
Directly Across 13th St. from UF
Own Room, Pool-frontApt.
$399/mo Utilities/DSL/Cable Incl.
hypel234@ufl.edu, 407-497-0371. 4-7-3-3

Female for 1BR/1BA in 4/4 @ G'ville Place.
May-Aug. Furnished, all util. incl, cable, eth-
ernet, wash/dry, gym, pool, comp lab. $430/
mo. Negotiable. 352-.346-8465. 4-11-5-3

Summer C sublease. 1 of 2BRs, $262/mo.
Fully furnished. Yard, fire ring & hammock.
Porch, wood firs & gas stove. 1403 NW 6th
PI- 6blks. N. of campus. (727) 686-1967. 4-
18-10-3


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*May 1-Aug 8* 1BR in 2BR/1BA Frederick
Gardens. Furnished,. internet. $290 +util.,
RTS 16, 10 minutes to campus, nice room-
mate, pool view. exc@ufl.edu, 871-2428
4-12-5-3

CAMPUS LODGE $400/MO
Apartment Available for sublease this
Summer A and B. Contact Matt at 561-445-
6372 4-10-3-3

2BR/2BA available at Oak Forest .5 mile
from campus. 9 month sublease, fall 06-
spring 07. Only $699/MO Call 904-386-1305
or email kliz@ufl.edu 4-18-10-3

CHEAP SUMMER SUBLEASE Lexington
Crossing $300/MO Incl. everything May to
Aug. 1 BR/1 BA in 3BR/3BA. Two other rooms
available also. Call 727-687-0867 4-12-5-3

HUGE cheap 2BR/2BA for sublease May-
July in Camelot apts. Incl. pool, gym. Minutes
from UF & law campus. On bus route. Also
available for fall. Call 561-213-2369
4-12-5-3

Great location! 3 minute walk to campus & to
University bars, 1BR in 4BR/2BA furnished
house. May, June & July. $325 +1/4 utils.
Behind the Swamp. 850-570-3384 4-19-
10-3

Summer Sublease avail to Female for 1BR/
1BA in 2BR/2.5BA townhouse. 2 blocks from
campus, W/D, balcony, porch. Furnished if
wanted. $490/mo +cable. Electricity paid for.
Call 321-508-9413 4-12-5-3

Melrose apartment $325/mo utilities included.
Apt. available May 8-August 7. Female, NS,
wanted for 1 BR/1 BA in 3BR/3BA. Everything
included. Fully furnished. If interested call
Lucia @ 407-697-0009 4-12-5-3

1BR Studio apt. downtown Gainesville.
Arlington Square. Now thru August 6th $500/
mo Call Adam @ 904-514-3134 4-26-15-3

May, June & July SUBLEASE
We will pay $200 on first months rent. Oxford
Manor on SW Archer Rd. Master BR w/BA
321-228-1469 4-26-15-3


Roommate Matching HERE
Oxford Manor 377-2777
The Landings 336-3838
The Laurels 335-4455
Cobblestone 377-2801
Hidden Lake 374-3866
4-26-72-4

Female roommate for one/two female UF
students. Quiet. Responsible. 60 second
walk to UF. Old house charm with all ameni-
ties. Avail Now. $400 up. 352-538-2181.Lv
message. Private Owner 4-26-72-4

Need roommates for my huge home! Choose
master BR or reg. room. Fun home w/ W/D,
bar, hi-spd, cable, big porch! Near UF, 2 bus
rts. -~$400+ utils. 335-4533 davem@ufl.edu
4-12-604

Female roommate wanted 2BR/2.5BA $465
+1/2 util./mo Cable/phone/HS int., AC, alarm,
DW, W/D, parking, pool, gym, bus stop, near
campus. Non-smoking 407-782-2105 4-
6-36-4

Female roommate wanted
in 3/3 in rockwood Villas. $500/MO Available
now! Call Jen 954-295-9211 4-26-48-4

**ROOMMATES NEEDED ASAP**
To share w/grad student. 3BR/2BA new
townhome. Bus to UF, pool, gym, volleyball,
tennis courts, gated $350/mo + util. Call
727-729-1561 orceltic67@ufl.edu
4-10-30-4

-FEMALE ROOMMATE SEEKING SAME
ASAP** Private Bed/Bath in a 2BR/2BA apt.
Fully furnished in Unversity Commons West.
Avail. now through August $375.00/ mo.
352-258-1184. 4-11-25-4

FEMALE ROOMMATES WANTED. Fully
furn. new home. Close to UF, bus stops
nearby, huge pool & backyard. Wireless in-
ternet, HBO cable, sec. aim, util. incl. $500/
mo. Jacqueline 395-7462 or 941-780-3526
4-26-22-4

Avail May 2 rooms in large house, 1 blk from
13th & University. $300 + split util. Sec dep,
NS, no pets. Contact gvll32601@gmail.com
or leave message at 904-513-1431 4-26-
26-4


2BR/1BA apt May 1-Aug 1 $450/mo Walk
to campus & WinnDixie, pool, gym, laundry, Available June 1. Large room. Hardwood firs.
route 13&16 bus stop. 1001 SW 16 Ave Sun w/pri BA. M/F, 5 mins. to UF. Sparkling home
Key, call Vladimir work: (386) 418-1650, in Kirkwood. 6-12 mo lease. W/D, nicely dec-
home: (352) 692-5999 or vfrud@yahoo.com orated-new paint, furn./unfur. $425/mo +util.
4-12-5-3 352-375-6996 or 352-284-0979. 4-18-20-4


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Summer lease. 2 rooms in 4BR/4BA condo.
W/D, pool, full kitchen, bus lines. Avail May
1-July 31. $325. John 786-436-1657
4-5-10-4

1 Rm in 4 BR/4 BA Countryside
Apt. Close to UF on bus rt. W/D, utils., cable
w/HBO, and DSL incl. $400/mo. No deposit.
F only NS. Call 954-328-2021. 4-6-10-4

Two females looking for tidy female.
Casablanca West. Two miles from UF. Close
to bus stop $475/mo includes utilities. No
smoking or pets. 352-846-8168 or 561-329-
7231 4-7-11-4

Roommate needed to share 2BR/2BA
Vintage View condo w/grad student. Quiet
and clean community. $495/mo includes all
utils., wireless intemet & cable Call Matt
407-702-8019 4-21-20-4

Need roommate to share 2BR/1BA condo
with yard & deck in nice residential area with
male grad student $400/MO- all util. incl.-
cable/int Ineal67@yahoo.com 309-868-2234
4-14-15-4

Two roommates needed! 4BR/2BA house
w/fun & clean UF students. Furnished house
(.8 miles from campus.) $375/MO & 1/4
utilities. To contact please call 941-650-7164
4-7-10-4

Room for rent, W/D, phone, satellite TV, big
yard. Safe neighborhood.$300/mo Call Mike
352-372-7387 4-7-10-4

Avail immediately! M/F needed for spacious
BR in 3BR/2BA house located seconds to
Butler Plaza. #12 bus rte. Pet friendly. Giant,
fenced-in pvt backyard. $300/mo + 1/3 utils.
No sec dep! Meghan 352-871-6922. 4-
7-10-4

ENJOY A ROMANTIC OLD HOUSE
near library downtown. $285 $360/rm + util.
Free internet access. Short term. No pets.
No smoking. 378-1304 4-26-22-4

* PRIVATE AND LUXURIOUS *
2BR avail in 3/.25 spacious north Gainesville
home. $400 + 1/3 util each. Avail summer/
fall. 954-649-2690 4-26-20-4

SHARE 2BR/2BA in Clayton Est. $200
N/R dep. $350/mo or $100/wk. Incl. util.
Handyman can work off portion. Need truck.
Small/caged pets ok. Police I.D. req. Only
interest need apply. Donna 331-2344. 4-
13-10-4

Furnished room w/pvt bath. University
Terrace Gainesville. W/D, A/C, cable, inter-
net. $350/mo. Call 352-472-9778 or 305-
299-3485 4-7-5-4

Male, NS, non-drinking, quiet, needed to
share 3/3 furnished apt. at Rockwood Villa.
All util included except phone. No pets. $430/
mo, 407-766-7103 or 321-331-7411. Avail in
Aug. 4-14-10-4

2 roommates needed to share large NW
home 1.5 mi to UF $425/mo incl internet,
utils & cable. No smokers, no pets. 284-0771
4-7-5-4

Need 1-2 roommates for tight house
6 blks to UF. Game/music room,
furnished, free cable+ wireless.
May->Aug or Dec. $310/mo. Will
work details. Pete 352-870-7427 4-10-5-4

Room for rent in beautiful 4BR/3BA house.
$400/mo. and includes everything cable, in-
ternet, and utilities. House has fireplace and
wood floors. 561-389-8017. 4-11-5-4

Roommate needed. 4014 NW 20th Terr.
$530/mo all incl. Summer lease Avail. Great
house. Won't last. Call Loypa at 786-295-
2368. 4-18-10-4

1BR in a 3BR/2BA house in Northwood
Oaks. Fully furn. Hi spd wireless internet,
cable, local phone, W/D, Ig yard, pvt parking.
15 min. from UF. Off bus route $400/mo +
utils. Avail immediately. Call 352-283-2005.
4-26-16-4

1BR avail in charming 3BR house in NW
Gainesville, near Ward's Grocery. Quiet
neighborhood, W/D, cable, internet. Prefer
professional/ serious student. $275/mo.+ 1/3
util. No lease. Avail May 1. Call 338-2086.
4-11-5-4


Rm. for rent in 3BR/1BA house. DOg ok,
W/D, 5 mi. from UF, close to Hawthorne Trail.
$300/mo. Plus 1/2 until. 381-8652. 4-11-5-4

Female roommate for 3BR/2BA house on
36th & Univ. Avail. May $360/mo. Call Katie
@352-514-5985. 4-26-16-4
Male roommates needed 4BR/2BA on
the corner of 34th and university. Close
to Campus. $350 + utilities!! WOW!!
Call David @ 954-817-9101 or email.
David@bankonit.com 4-12-5-4

Share 3BR/2BA 1550 sq. ft. towrihome. pvt.
BA. Located off Newberry by mall. Modern
updated. New furn. W/D, hi-spd, internet, ca-
ble, phone & all utils. incl. $480/MO Female
only Call Helena @ 727-501-5191 4-26-15-4


ar Real Estate
Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile
home and much more in the ALLIGATOR
CLASSIFIEDS! Reach over 24,000 possible
buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over
the phone. Please Call 373-Find

Quad-, Tri-, or Duplex w/pvt parking, extra
land, 60 sec walk to UF. Exc cond. House
3/4BR, 2BA, wd firs, covered prch, concrete
patio, garage/work-shop. Pvt Owner. 352-
538-2181 Iv mssg 4-26-72-5

NEW PRE-CONSTRUCTION AND
EXISTING CONDOS NEAR UF
AT AFFORDABLE PRICES Visit
www.mattpricerealtor.com or call Today
Matt Price 352-281-3551 Campus Realty
4-26-115-5

*NEW JACKSON SQUARE*
Spectacular university views. Walk to UF &
the stadium. Classic New Orleans appeal
with state-of-the-art luxury. Reserve today.
52 units available. Starting in mid-200's.
Call Eric Wild 870-9453
4-26-72-5

Great homes close to UF
STOP Renting. Buy now.
FREE LIST OF HOMES
www.Homes-Near-UF.com
Campus Realty Group 4-26-72-5

Hot Student Condos Near UF
Save Thousands When You Buy Now
FREE LIST OF UF CONDOS
www.Condos-Near-UF.corr
Campus Realty Group 4-26-52-5

2 4BR/4BA's FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Countryside and University Terrace.
Near pool. Great location. On bus line.
2 miles from campus 407-620-1555
4-26-45-5

2BR/2BA CONDO
in beautiful Treehouse Village.
Less than 2 mi from campus. Will sell
furnished. $115,900. Call Scott Hancock,
Campus Realty for more info. 352-359-1678
4-5-25-5

LOOKING TO BUY A CONDO?
Do your homework; check out:
www.CollegeCondominiums.com.
One stop shop with direct links to sites.
Fast, Free, & Easy. LOOK HERE FIRST.
4-26-34-5

2BR/1 BA condo located close to UF, Shands,
and VA. A must see starting at $89,000. Two
different complexes to choose from. Call
Kenny Gibbs with Campus Realty at 352-
494-0012 4-10-20-5

Many homes and condominiums near UF
available. Please call Kenny Gibbs with
Campus Realty at 352-494-0012.
4-10-20-5

Great 4BR/3BA home with in-law suite just
off NW 34th St. A must see at only $229,
900. Call Kenny Gibbs with Campus Realty
at.352-494-0012 4-10-20-5

Nice 3BR/2BA home close to UF and Shands
justoffofWilliston Rd. in SW Gainesville. A
great neighborhood for only $215,000. Call
Kenny Gibbs with Campus Realty at 352-
494-0012 4-10-20-5 -

JUST WHAT YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR. 4BR/3BA, 1500 sq ft home only 10
min to UF. Priced @ $182,000. Count On
Compean for ALL your real estate needs.
ERA Trend Realty 352-745-6118 4-11-20-5


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INCREDIBLE LOCATION! Summit House
Condos, newly renovated 1 and 2 BR units
starting at $99,900 (as-is at $86,900). Steps
away from Shands, VA, Dental, Vet. Med,
Health'Sci., etc. & heart of UF. $3,000
Closing Cost Credit w/ Preferred Lenders.
Call Coldwell Banker M.M. ParrishRealtors
at 352-372-5375 or at onsite office 352-376-
2410. 4-26-28-5







Magnolia Place: 1,2 & 3 bedroom luxury
townhomes. Within a gated community in
the heart of NW Gainesville. Bordered by
wild wetlands and nature preserve. Variety
of floor plans and sizes available priced
from $149,700 to the low $200,000's. Seller
pays $8000 in Closing Costs, Upgrades and
Bonuses! Contact Coldwell Banker M.M.
Parrish Realtors at 352-372-5375 or at onsite
office 352-377-4977. 4-26-28-5

3/2 home in NW Gainesville neighborhood.
Great condition w/1 car garage and fenced
yard. Convenient to UF/Shands. $167,000.
Please call for Appt. 352-373-8176. 4-18-
20-5

View 50+ DIFFERENT CONDOS NEAR UF
Online at www.ufcondominiums.com.
1 new listing 3 blocks from UF at
835 SW 9th St. Call Eric Leightman
with Action Real Estate 352-219-2879
4-18-20-5

2BR/2BA CONDO for JUST **$135k**
Right off Archer Road at University
Commons West. View TODAY. Call
Eric Leightman with Action Real Estate
352-219-2879. 4-18-30-5

Graduating? Need to sell your house or
condo? Call Kate today! Recent!.UF-grad,
student housing specialist. Kate Wallis, ERA
Trend Realty, 359-1112. 4-26-26-5

Tired of renting? Why waste $$ on an apt.?
Invest in a home of your own! Call Kate
Wallis, ERA Trend Realty, 359-1112. Seller
Pays commission! 4-26-26-5

University Terrace Gainesville. 4BR/4BA
condo. W/D, pool, buslines, great location.
Leased through July. $179, $500. John 786-
436-1657. 4-13-10-5

Malore Gardens
5506 SW 17th Ct.
4/2, FL Rm w/Wet Bar
New Septic System $259,900
386-462-5653 or 386-462-5400 4-21-20-5



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Enjoy your own private patio in a Completely
Renovated 1, 2, or 3 bedroom Cazabella
condo across 34th St from UF campus. Walk,
bike or bus to any part of campus within min-
utes. Prices starting in the low $100,000's.
For more info visit www.Cazabella.com
or contact Coldwell Banker M.M. Parrish
Realtors (352-373-3583), Becky Cato (352-
264-3121) or Cindy Birk (352-264-3141).
4-26-21-5

INCOME PRODUCING
4/4 Condo @ Countryside. Fully furnished,
rented, & appliances. POOL VIEW in $190s.
Call SIDNEY 770-851-1292. 4-26-21-5

ENJOY DOWNTOWN LIVING in adorable
2BR/1BA condo. 2 condos available. 4 blks
E of Hippodrome 5min to UF. 923 sq ft w/
gorgeous Italian tile throughout. $101,099.
Call Liberty Phoenix w/Prudential Preferred
Properties of Gainesville 224-1243 4-6-5-5


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BRANDYWINE 2/2 1226 sq ft. $120,000 ap-
praisal 2006. Range, refrigerator/dishwasher.
Call Bettye Stoney Allen 352-318-3931.
Century 21 John Merrill. MLS262907 4-
14-10-5


4BR/4BA UTW Condo for Sale by owner
Newly remodeled building. Great for stu
dents. Close to campus, mall, store
highway. On two bus routes. Call Maggi
561-445-2314 4-12-5-5


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BED-Queen, orthopedic, extra thick, pillow-
top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still
in plastic. Sacrifice $110. Call 352-372-7490
will deliver. 4-26-72-6
BED FULL SIZE ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top
mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic
w/warranty. Can deliver. Sacrifice $75. Call
352-377-9846 4-26-72-6
MICROFIBER SOFA & LOVESEAT
Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must
sell. Can deliver. Retail $2300. Sacrifice
$550 352-372-7490 4-26-72-6
BED King Pillowtop mattress & box springs.
Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never
been used, in plastic with warranty. Sell
$170. Call 352-372-8588 Can deliver. 4-
26-72-6
CHERRY SLEIGH BED solid with Pillowtop
Mattress & Box. All new still boxed. Cost
$1500, sacrifice $550 352-333-7516
Sofa $175 Brand new in pkg 333-7516
4-26-72-6
BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king
bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests
avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can de-
liver. Retail $6500, must sell, sacrifice $1400
(352) 372-7490 4-26-72-6
SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather.
Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail
$2650. Sacrifice $750. Call 352-377-9846
4-26-7Z-.,
DINING ROOM Beautiful cherry set witable,
6 Chippendale chairs, hutch & buffet. New,
still in boxes. Retail $5200, sacrifice $1100.
Must sell. Can deliver. 352-372-8588 4-26-
72-6
FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/
mattress. New, in box. $140 332-9899
DINETTE SET 5pc $85 Brand new in box.
Never used. 352-377-9846 4-26-72-6
Beds, Futons, Furniture, King Sealy sets
$299; new sofas for $299; oak futons $169;
sofa & loveseat $399; dinettes, desks, all
on sale *New Location* 140 NW 6th St
Morrells Furniture Outlet. 352-378-3400
4-26-72-6
BRAND NEW FURNITURE
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Mattress Sets $169
5pc. Bedroom Sets $495
And Much More! Delivered to your door!
www.gowfb.com Chpck it out!
Or call (352) 376-1600 4-26-72-6
Bed All New Queen orthopedic pillow-top
mattress & box set. Still in plastic with war-
ranty. Can Deliver. $130 (352) 264-9799
4-26-72-6
Bed- $100 All New Full size orthopedic mat-
tress set. Brand new, still in plastic, w/ war-
ranty. Can Deliver.352-376-1600 4-26-72-6
BEDRQM SET $395. BRAND NEW! Still
in boxes! HB, 2NS, Dresser, Mirror...chest
avail. Must see to appreciate! Can Deliver
352-264-9799 4-26-72-6
Dinette Set $125 Brand New 5 pc set in
box, never used! Can Deliver 494-0333
Sofa $225 BRAND NEW! MICROFIBERI
Still in package! Will sell with loveseat- $395
for set! Can Del. 376-1600
FUTON-$80- BRAND NEW Futon mattress,
still in package! Sold with oak Futon, both
for $160. Can Deliver 352-494-0333 4-
26-72-6


Pool Table Gorgeous 8' All wood table.
Leather pockets, Italian 1" slate, carved
legs. Br. New still in crate. Cost $4,500. Sell
$1,350. Can Deliver. 264-9799 4-26-72-6
Hot Tub/Spa $1795.00 Brand New Loaded!
Waterfall, LED lights, cup-holders, 110v en-
ergy efficient with warranty. Free Delivery.
264-9799 4-26-72-6
*BEDS -ALL BRAND NEW**
**Full $80 Queen $100 King $170**
Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name
matching sets not used or refurbished. Still
in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516.
4-26-72-6
BED- QUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mat-
tress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand
new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver.
$100 352-377-9846. 4-26-72-6
Bed- All New King! 3pc Orthopedic pillowtop
mattress set. Brand NEW, still in plastic With
warranty. Can deliver. $170 352-333-7516.
4-26-72-6
Bedroom Set- $300 BRAND NEW. Still
in boxes! 6 pieces include: Headboard, 2
Nightstands, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must
sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846. 4-26-72-6
FUTON $60 Solid Oak Mission Style. With
plush mattress $140. All brand NEW still in
box. Can deliver. 352-333-7516 4-26-72-6
Pool Table Gorgeous 8" All wood table.
Leather pockets, Italian 1" slate, carved legs.
Brand new still in crate. MUST SELL Retail
$5500. Sell $950. Can deliver 352-377-9846
4-26-72-6


Hot Tub/Spa $1295 Brand New Loaded!
Waterfall, LED lights, cupholders, 110-v
energy efficient with warranty. Free delivery,
MUST SELL 352-372-8588 4-26-72-6

Bed-FULL size pillowtop mattress & box.
New, in plastic, warr. Can del. $80 317-4031
Sofa $185 Brand new! Love seat $150 still in
pkg. Can del 352-333-7516
4-26-72-6

FUTONS BEDS FURNITURE
LOW PRICES & LARGE SELECTION
Dumas Discount 371-4422 1201 E. Univ. Av.
New Used Buy Sell 4-26-72-6

BED SETS CLOSEOUTS
Sealed in plastic Twin sets $89. Full sets
$129. Queen sets $149. King sets $189. 352-
376-0953 or 352-378-6005 4-26-63-6

MEMORY FOAM- Same as Temperpedic
Save 50% & more. Other closeouts. Twin
sets $89. Full sets $129. Queen sets $149.
King sets $189. Student discounts apply:
4370 SW 20th Ave. 376-0953 We Deliver!
4-26-63-6

*Beds *Full mattress & boxspring sets $49
Queen sets $89 OSingle sets$39 *King
sets $99 Ofrom estate sale. 376-0939/378-
6005 Call-A-Mattress 4370 SW 20th Ave.
4-26-63-6

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PARKING:
Private, Secure, Guaranteed. 60 sec to UF.
Reserve now! Reasonable rates. 352-538-
2181. Can leave mssg. 4-26-72-10

Antique 4 record set in original booklet.
78rpm. Exc cond. "It is Florida's Favorites"
UF Div of Music, performed by Univ Band &
Men's Glee Club, circa 1930's-40's.Accepting
offers until 4/30. Call 435-477-8798 4-17-10-
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BOOKS FOR SALE
Thousands of books in all categories. Call for
directions to our warehouse. (352) 378-6370.
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** SCOOTERS **
RPM MOTORCYCLES INC
SALES; SERVICE, PARTS
Many Brands Available 518 SE 2nd St.
www.RPMmotorcycles.com 377-6974
4-26-72-11

Swamp Cycles
534 SW4th Ave. Largest Selection of
E-bikes, Scooters, Accessories and more!!
Best Prices and Customer Service!!
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Scooters from $699. Largest selection
KYMCO, Vento, Hyosung, Keen & many
others. Financing avail. 3550 SW 34th St.
338-8450 solanocycle.com 4-26-72-11

*NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS*
Owned by Gator grads. 1901 NW 67 PI
352-336-1271 www.newscooters4less.com
Best prices in Gainesville. Will beat all Gville
competitor's prices on similar models. 4-
26-72-11

***GatorMoto*** Our new state of the
art facility is now open! We will repair any
brand of scooter and we have some of the
cheapest labor rates around! Pick up/dropoff
available. 6921 NW 22nd St. 376-6275
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**CASH PAID for MOTORCYCLES **
SCOOTERS, in ANY condition new or used.
Running or not. Titles or not. Prompt pick up
Call ANYTIME: 352-441-0442
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SCOOTER 2006 VERUCCI
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Scooter 2005 Mandami 50cc.
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*Over 10 yr svc to UF students
*Call Don @ 215-7987 4-26-72-12

CARS -CARS BuySSell.Trade
Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes
Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars
3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com
CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150
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For CARS, TRUCKS & MOTORCYCLES
Buy, Sell or Trade 1992 & up only
Call Ray 352-284-8619
4-26-72-12

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SELECT MOTOR CAR
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2715 N MAIN 377-1616
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HONDAS, CHEVYS, TOYOTAS, ETC.
For listings 800-749-8116 ext 4622 4-26-
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SUN CITY AUTO
Test drive any vehicle and
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1998 TOYOTA CAMRY LE
Asking $3500. 95k. Well maintained. Call
Laura @ 352-258-2029. 4-13-10-12

2000 Silver CRV LX.
Sport utility. 1 Owner. All records. 89,500 mi
$7,300. Good condition. 2 W.D. 215-8154.
4-6-5-12


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door, 4 cyl. Take over payments.
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THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY
NEEDS VOLUNTEER DRIVERS
Transport patients to/from treatments
Must have valid driver's license,
safe driving record & attend training session.
Call 352-376-6866 ext 114 for more info.

Gardening Companion, wanted for blind lady
on Saturday mornings would need transpor-
tation to go to Angel Gardens hopefully living
in the Tower Road area. Call 352-219-6948
4-14-59-13

On going volunteer needed: Blind lady need
trans .on Sundays only to Mass @ Queen
of Peace Catholic Church or St. Augustine
Catholic Church. For more info. call 219-6948
I live in the Tower Rd. area 4-14-59-13

LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS:
* Gold Diamonds Gems Class Rings
* ETC Top Cash $$$ or Trade *
OZZIE'S FINE JEWELRY 373-9243. 4-26-
57-13


WANTED Female for 2hr stationary engi-
neering study in car, around 5'10", 145 Ibs.
$50. Call ASAP. Leave message indicating
exact height/weight 375-8710 4-7-6-13

SWANTED FORD F150 pick-up truck, 1997
to 2004 for 2 hr stationary engineering study.
1999 preferred. $50. Call ASAP leave mes-
sage 375-8710 4-7-6-13

MUSICIANS & SINGERS NEEDED
SCall Freedom to Worship Family Church at
4 352-214-1270 www.fwfcfl.org 4-10-5-13


1 i Help Wanted


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ity for injury or loss arising from contacts
made through advertising: We suggest that
any reader who responds to advertising use
caution and investigate the sincerity of the
advertiser before giving out personal infor-
mation or arranging meetings

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by April 7, 2006. We will contact you for an
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Sales and IT needed for various positions.
Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join
our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/
employment 4-26-72-14

$$ STUDENTS GET CASH $$
For gently used brand name
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26-72-14

BARTENDING
$250 A DAY POTENTIAL
No experience necessary, training provided.
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SECRET SHOPPERS
Needed for evaluations of
Local Stores, Restaurants and Theaters
Flexible Hours, E-mail required
Call 1-800-585-9024 ext 6254
4-26-72-14

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Telephone Interviewing
NO SALES
$7.50/hr ($8 Bi-lingual) + BONUS
Apply @ UF Survey Research Center
M-F 9am-9pm 408 W University Ave.
Suite 106, Tel. 392-2908 x105
Must work eve/wknd
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HR elp Wanted 1

GATOR DOMINOS
$10- 15/Hour DRIVERS
$6.15 $7.15/Hour INSIDERS
$35K-$50K/year MANAGERS
Apply online at www.gatordominos.com
Or at any of the 6 locations. 4-26-72-14

GATOR DOMINO'S is now hiring delivery ex-
perts & outgoing, friendly customer svc reps.
Apply online or at our Jonesville location at
14300 W. Newberry Rd. No exp necessary.
Will train the right people! 333-3333 4-
26-72-14

$100 EACH NIGHT Guaranteed
13th St. or University Ave Domino's now hir-
ing 10 drivers. Closing drivers earn $100 to
$125 each night. Apply @ 3311 W.University.
377-4992. or 2106 SW 13th St. 373-2337
4-26-72-14

Summer Jobs
*$2100
OCo-Ed Camp
OSeven weeks
*Room and Board Included

Get Paid to Playl
The Florida Elks Youth Camp (FEYC) needs
male and female Summer Camp Counselors
ages 18 and up. FEYC is an overnight camp
located off of Highway 450 in Umatilla, FL
The camp runs June 5-July22 Please contact
Krys Ragland at 1-800-523-1673 ext 251 or
352-669-9443 ext 251 4-26-72-14

DRIVER OPPORTUNITY
Gatorfood.com
Earn between $14-$201hrl Make your
own schedule. Fun environment, great op-
portunity. For info contact Julian 379-3663
4-13-64-14

MARIO & LUIGI'S PIZZA Now hiring
Flyer Distributors $7.50/hr, Drivers $10-
12/hr, Pizzamakers $7/hr Apply at 3458 W.
University Ave. Call 376-6433 or 871-3368
4-26-72-14

Call center needs experienced telephone
agents for all shifts 24 hours 1830 NE 2nd St.
Apply in person M-F 9am-4pm 4-26-71-

FREELANCE ONLINE TUTORS WANTED
Work from the convenience of your loca-
tion. Brainfuse is provider of supplemental
services to US students grade 3-12. Send
resumes to jobs@brainfuse.com *Bilingual
preferred. 4-26-56-14



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Sales & customer service exp.
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Career Advancement!
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352-375-2152 X301
email: employmeht@teamparadigm.com
www.teamparadigm.com
4-26-55-14

400 counselors & instuctors needed!
Co-ed summer camps in Poconos, PA.
Top salary, travel paid, best staff.
Apply @ www.lohikan.com or call
1-800-488-4321 4-26-55-14

COUNSELORS Camp Wekiza, Wekiza
Springs State Park, Apopka, FL Residential
Environmental Summer Camp. Orientation
6/6-9. Boys' camp 6/10-24. Girls' camp 6/24-
7/22. Contact mj.meherg@worldnet.att.net
4-26-41-14

UPBEAT, OUTGOING HOSTESS to invite
& greet guests at Jewell's. 4 positions
avail, $7/hr ALSO BARTENDERS &
WAITRESSES. Apply in person M-F, 2-
5pm, 108 S. Main St. 4-14-30-14



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S Help Wanted


ARC dfAlachua County, Inc.
Apply at: 3303 NW 83rd. St., or fax
resume to: 352-334-4030, or email
alapage@arcalachua.org EOE, Drug Free

Residentail Habilitation Tech: Looking for
caring, honest & energetic persons to as-
sist developmentally disabled adults and
children. 2yr. education or 2yrs. exp. work-
ing w/developmentally disabled, children
or elderly. Flexible scheduling/job sharing
opportunities 4-7-22-14

DELIVERY DRIVERS
Earn up to $12/hr. ALSO KITCHEN HELP
$6.50/hr. Call California Chicken Grill 378-
2442 4-26-34-14

Experienced SHIFT RUNNERS needed.
Apply after 5pm at 3458 W University Ave.
MARIO & LUIGI'S PIZZA
871-3368 4-7-20-14

GREAT PAY FOR THOSE WHO STAY! Park
Place Car Wash is looking for hard workers
for all positions. Cashiers (fullday availability)
& line workers (AM 8:30-1 & PM 12-6 shifts
avail) 15-40hrs-your choice. Great work envi-
ronment. Apply in person. 7404 NW4th Blvd.
Across from Home Depot. No calls please
6-1-37-14

HELP WANTED- Valid driver's license re-
quired. Local moving and storage company.
Apply at 505 NW 53rd Ave. Gainesville 374-
4791 5-30-34-14

TCG Phone Reps needed ASAP
evenings and Sat. Must be articulate and reli-
able 371-5888 ext 111 or 4112 NW 22nd Dr.
4-18-20-14

Childcare provider starting May. Afterschool
pick-up. Full time from June to Aug. Must be
energetic, great attitude & enjoy children.
Required: non-smoker, swimmer & outdoor
activities. Please call 317-0625 to discuss
details. Job location near Haile Plantation.
4-18-20-14

Web Programming Contractor -
ASP, ASP.net, VB Script, C#, SQL knowl-
edge. $25+ per hour. Email resume to:
jobSX@352media.com 4-26-26-14

Camp Counselors needed for great over-
night camps in the Pocono Mtns. of PA.
Gain valuable experience while working with
children in the outdoors. Teach/assist with
athletics, swimming, A&C, drama, pilates,
archery, gymnastics, scrapbooking, ropes
course, nature, and much more. Office &
Nanny positions also available. Apply on -line
at www.pineforestcamp.com. 4-26-26-14

HIRING LIFEGUARDS at $7.25/hr,
SWIM INSTRUCTORS at $7.60/hr.
Call 352-393-8358 for more information and
training schedule. 8-10-49-14

LANDSCAPERS NEEDED FT/PT
0 VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE MUSTS
Call 352-222-1904. 4-26-26-14

G8RBAY.com
* Get Paid & Have Fun .Flexible Hrs &
Competitive $ 0 HTML Java Flash Exp.
* Transportation Required S Resume To
g8rbay@bellsouth.net 4-11-15-14

NOW HIRING. ALL POSITIONS.
ZAXBY'S ON 43RD STREET.
Contact Boris or Emil Phone 376-8700
4-12-15-14

Attention All Majors: Summer Internship
still avail. Bus & Mgmt training. Aug profit
- $8484, 3hrs credit. Call for info session,
Dahnell Clervil 352-258-5807 South
9;lstern. 4-26-25-14

VALET PARKING
FT and PT. Flexible hours, will work around
schedule. Must be customer oriented and
dependable. Call or leave message for
Andy 1-888-463-1954 ext. 205- Good pay!
4-26-23-14

LIFEGUARDS NEEDED
Gainesville Cuntry Club seeking Lifeguards
& Swim Instructors May- Sept. Apply in
person at 7300 SW 35th Way. Experience
preferred 4-7-10-14


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Oak Hall School is seeking energetic, cre-
ative, and enthusiastic individuals with a love
for children to staff its summer day camp
program. Positions in the camp are available
in our Preschool day camp, our Kindergarten
day camp, and our elementary school age
day camp. Individuals for the day camp
should be available to work daily from June
5-July 28. Interested applicants should sub-
mit a resume to Jeff Malloy, Oak Hall School-
-8009 SW 14th Avenue Gainesville, FL
32607 or via e-mail at jmalloy@oakhall.org
by April 13, 2006. Interview information re-
garding group interview on April 15 will be
sent out upon receipt. 4-12-13-14

Are you energetic and motivated? Are
you looking for a flexible job? LifeSouth
Community Blood Centers, Inc. is cur-
rently seeking part-time Donor Scheduling
Representatives to help maintain the com-
munity blood supply. Evening and weekend
shifts are available. To apply, please call
(352) 224-1741 after 5pm Monday through
Thursday and leave a message. EOE/DFWP.
4-21-19-14

TENNIS STAFF NEEDED

The 30th Annual GATOR TENNIS CAMP is
now hiring good tennis players for the four
weeks in June. Only quality players need
apply. Excellent Pay, working approx 9 hrs
per day. Camp is held on UF Campus, us-
ing Ring Complex & the Flavet Courts. If
interested, please call M,B. Chafin, Camp
Director, at 392-3538, or in the evenings
376-8030. If no answer, please leave a mes-
sage. 4-11-10-14

Professional Waitstaff:
Gator Dining Services, located on the UF
Campus, is looking for experienced, profes-
sional waitstaff and bartenders for a new
bistro. Must have exceptional customer
service skills and a knowledge of wines. Pay
is based on experience, we offer competitive
benefits and a great working environment.
Apply online at www.gatordining.com. 4-
11-10-14

COFFEE BARISTAS:
Gator Dining Services, located on the UF
Campus, is looking for Coffee Baristas.
Positions are open for early morning and
daytime hours. We offer competitive pay,
benefits and a great working environ-
ment. Apply at Gator Dining Services,
B73 Reitz Union, Museum Rd or online at
www.gatordining.com 4-11-10-14

Spanish-speaking professional with excel-
lent phone skills for online jewelry sales. Call
224-1857 between 1:00-3:00, M-F only. Or
fax resume to 377-0488 4-11-10-14

AUTOCAD PT Mon thru Fri daily 15+hrs/wkly.
$9/hr. Opt FT for summer. Must be depend-
able & good knowledge of basic AutoCAD.
1 mi from UF. Email wells@ridgwaytruss.com
or call Wells 219-1183 4-7-5-14

SEARS, OAKS MALL
Now Hiring! Sales & stock positions. See
store for inquiries. May apply online. AA/
EOE. 4-7-8-14

Project Manager/Office Administrator to han-
dle psychologists Training Instutute, Private
Practice and Small Publishing Business in
Alachua. Skilled in people interaction, com-
puters, software, data bases, office work:
Excellent opportunity for individual to learn
professional practice. B.A. required. $10.00
to start. 28 hrs/wk. M-Thurs. Email resume to
scliett@acceleration.net. 4-6-6-14


*DANCERS NEEDED*
Private dance co. Great for students. Great
pay, fast cash & flexible hours. Call to start
today! 378-3312 4-26-20-14

HIRING COOKS & SERVERS
Apply between 2 & 4 pm Mon-Fri, CALICO
JACK'S 3501 SW 2nd Ave. Creekside Mall
4-12-10-14

SALES AGENT
Growing real estate company seeking new
agents with license. Please fax resume to
352-338-7077 4-7-7-14

MOMMMY'S HELPER
Busy professional woman needs help with
life's details: kids, errands, household
chores, etc. $8/hr to start + gas money. Must
have reliable trans. Call 379-0619 Iv msg
4-12-10-14

5 STAR PIZZA ON TOWER RD
Now hirng delivery drivers.Great pay, flex-
ible hours.Apply in person 600 NW 75th St.
4-12-10-14


$500 $1000 per week. New business op-
portunity. For information call 904-522-0524
or email fruitoftherainforest@yahoo.com
4-17-10-14

Camp counselors, lifeguards (will train),
nurses, arts/crafts director, equestrian staff.
Min. age 18. Salary + meals & housing. 6/5-
7/30. dridgway@girlscouts-gateway.org or
800-347-2688 or EOE/DFWP 4-26-17-14

The Florida Book Store is hiring for tem-
porary cashiers for Spring Book Buyback
and the first week of Summer A/C classes.
Applicants with previous cashiering and
customer service experience are preferred.
This position requires availability during
the following times: Monday, April 10th
through Wednesday, April 12th for train-
ing and Monday, April 17th through Friday
April 21st; work Monday, April 24th through
summer A/C rush. Apply in person at 1614
W. University Ave, complete an application
and ask for Michelle to schedule an interview
for April 10th. Please do not drop off ap-
plications on Saturdays. Equal Opporutnity
Employer. 4-7-4-14


PT Marketing PLA4-26-15-1
Needed for Law firm. Flexible hours. PLANET SMOOTHIE
Reliability a must. Call 376-0006. 4-13- Now hiring. FT/PT Please apply at 1620 W
10-14 UniversityAve. 4-11-5-14 a


HUNGRY HOWIES is now hiring.
Cash paid daily. Drivers + inside workers
needed. Flexible schedule. Full + part time
avail. Apply in person. 3105 SW 34th St.
4-13-10-14

TGI Fridays
Now Hiring ALL POSITIONS
Apply in person. 3598 SW Archer Rd. Mon
thru Thursday. btw 2&4PM or anytime onlie
at Fridays.com. Summer availability required.
4-7-6-14.

Law firm OFFICE ASSISTANT P/T, answer
phones & support duties. Indicate the. days
of the week & which hours you are available
on those days. Fax resume to 335-6415 4-
7-5-14

MEDICAL OFFICE
Experience for Pre-Med or Grad Student. 20-
25 hrs/wk. Call 373-4107 4-7-5-14

YMCA SUMMER JOB FAIR
APPLYAND INTERVIEW IN ONE STOP!
Saturday, April 8th from 9am-Noon

We are hiring: Day Camp Counselors,
Sports Camp Counselors, Gymnastics Camp
Counselors, Lifeguards/Swim Instructors,
Customer Service Representatives, Fitness
Staff & Transportation Staff.

Call 374-YMCA for more information.
Northwood YMCA 5201 NW 34th Street
4-7-5-14

Part time lab techs needed for routine
microbiology analysis. Send resume to
janies@abcr.com or fax to 378-6483 4-26-
18-14

Get paid while you train to become a
licensed Medical Technologist / Clinical
Laboratory Scientist?

LifeSouth is looking for individuals with a
Bachelor's degree in a chemical or biologi-
cal scientific discipline to hire full-time with
benefits for our Medical Technologist training
program. LifeSouth is an equal opportunity
employer, and a drug free workplace. Please
call 352 224-1660 for an appointment.
Background check required. 4-10-5-14


BIG LOU'S PIZZERIA
Now hiring servers, food-runners, drivers.
Serious workers only. Great money potential.
5 SE 2nd Ave. 335-7123. 4-18-10-14

Rehab Tech. High School Diploma, at least
1 yr. exp. working w/children, must be able
to work shift-work, wkends & holidays, bkgrd
ck reqd. Call btwn. 9AM-1PM 352-378-7074.
4025 NE 1st Terr., G'ville, FL 32609 4-26-
16-14

Deli Store. Sandwich/Salad Maker. M, W, F
orT, Th., Sat. 10 AM-3 PM. $7.50/hr.
HEAVENLY HAM
3832 Newberry Road. 4-11-5-14

RGIS INVENTORY SPECIALIST
* Year-round-hourly work
* No Experience Necessary
* $8 an hour to start
Apply online at RGISINV.COM
Or by phone at 1-888-242-RGIS 4-26-16-
14

CASHIER PT Mornings 10-2 Mon thru Fri
Ada's Clothes Repair 371-1824
4-12-5-14

HOST/HOSTESS
Only apply in person @ the Sovereign
Restaurant after 2PM Service entrance 12
SE 2ndAve. 4-10-3-14

Seeking reliable clean-freak for weekly
HOUSE CLEANING/ERRANDS.
Very flexible hours. E-mail coocoo4coacoa@
yahoo.com 4-14-7-14

1000 ENVELOPES = $5000.
Receive $5 for every envelope stuffed with
our sales materials. Guaranteed! Free
Information: 24 hour recording 1-800-796-
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IMPORT AUTO REPAIR.BMW, Mercedes,
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COUNTER MANAGER, COSMETICS
Let Your True Colors Shine Through
Your leadership and sales skills can be best
applied at a Clinique counter.Belk depart-
ment store currently has opportunities avali-
able for a cosmetic Counter Manager.You
will manage and guide a staff for this

prestigious retailer.You'll also be provided
with the training, flexible scheduling and
performance based compensation you'll
need to shine.Evening and weekend work
is required.
BELK DEPARTMENT STORE IS NOW
HIRING AT THE OAKS MALL
Equal Opportunity Employer
CLINIQUE 4-12-5-14

SUBWAY OAKS MALL
Happy, energetic, fast, reliable, honest peo-
ple. No HOT greasy fries. No grease traps.
Call 305-773-3592

Hiring Camp Counselors!make a difference
in someones life. Residential counselors
needed, salary, room/board. Apply today &
start on May 21. Download an application
www.camochallengefl.com or 352-383-4711.


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** BELLY DANCE **
Ethnic Dance Expressions Studio
For Fun & Fitness 384-9200
www.ethnicdanceexpressions.com
4-26-72-15


EVERGLADE EQUESTRIAN CENTER
The countryclub for horses & owners.
Customer lounge w/full kitchen & bath. 250'
x 160' riding ring, round pen & jump pad-
dock. Lessons. 30 acres, 40 matted stalls, 19
separate paddocks. 24-hr security, 352-591-
3175 everglade-eqestrian.com 4-26-72-15


FINANCE TUTOR
Individuals or small groups.
Experienced, excellent.
375-6641 Harold Nobles
4-26-72-15 .


Want to be a CNA? Don't want to wait?
Express Training Services can get you certi-
fied under 3 wks! Hands-on exp, no videos.
Day/eve classes avail. Next class 4/17/06.
Class sizes limited. 338-1193 for details.
4-26-72-15

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PERSONAL TRAINING 300
Personal and Group Training
Flexible Scheduling Exclusive Facility
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HIP MOVES STUDIO
Personal Training $35 per hr
Belly Dance & Yoga Classes
Your first class FREE


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FOIL HI-LITES, TypingServies
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692-0132 nicomadance.com 4-26-19-15 SAME DAY SERVICE: transcription, typing,
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Affordable cleaning with a woman's touch exp. 24-hr turnaround. Connie 271-2677
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UF WRITING CENTER
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Champions to visit White House


* THEY WILL BE THE FIRST UF
TEAM TO VISIT D.C. SINCE THE
200'WOMEN'S TENNIS TEAM.

By DAN TREAT
Alligator Staff Writer
dtreat@alligator.org

Billy Donovan and Joakim Noah
have become masters of the basket-
ball universe during UF's run to the
Southeastern Conference Tournament
and national championships. Today
they'll have the opportunity to rub
shoulders with one of the most power-
ful men in the world.
More than 75 players, family mem-
bers and staff representing the team
will travel to Washington, D.C., today
to meet with President Bush at the
White House.
They will be the fifth national
championship team from UF to visit
the nation's capital, and the first since
the 2003 women's tennis team.
The celebration is one more in a
long line of parties planned for the
Gators this week, as they already
whooped it up in Indianapolis and
then shared their joy with fans in
Gainesville on Tuesday afternoon after
a sleepless night for many, including
Donovan.
"There were so many people I
needed-4o thank, and because of that,
I probably need to stay up another
whole day," Donovan said.
In the next couple weeks, Donovan
and his'assistant coaches will spend a
good chunk of time out on the road
recruiting, trying to build on the mo-
mentum of the championship and en-
tice players to play for the Gators.
The Gators will lose just one senior,
forward Adrian Moss.


But Moss will get one more ovation
at the O'Connell Center.
UF has planned a celebration for
Friday night at the O'Dome so the fans


who made the trip to Indianapolis can
celebrate in Gainesville with the team.
Gates will open at 5:30 p.m. for the
7 p.m. event.


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UF men's basketball coach Billy Donovan waves to fans after arriving at
Gainesville Raceway on Tuesday afternoon.


.' FOOTBALL


Meyer praises


Moss, Leak

By IAN FISHER
Alligator Staff Writer
ifisher@alligator.org

A week into spring practice, UF coach Urban
Meyer praised a pair of his players as being the
most improved Wednesday.
Defensive end Jarvis Moss is high on Meyer's
list right now, as is quarterback Chris Leak.
"[Leak is] a completely different human being
right now," Meyer said. "It has something to do
with confidence, it has something to do with lead-
ership, it has something to do with commanding
respect, and he's doing a heck of a job."
As for younger players that have impressed
Meyer, sophomore cornerback Avery Atkins
and redshirt freshman offensive lineman Ronnie
Wilson drew his praise. Perhaps most surprising
was Meyer's praise for incoming freshman offen-
sive lineman Maurice Hurt, who graduated high
school early and enrolled at UF in January in order
to participate in spring workouts.
"He's really good," Meyer said. "He should
be getting ready for the prom, and he's going to
play for us next year."

SPRING SCUFFLE: Receivers Louis Murphy and
Kenneth Tookes got into a scuffle at the end of
practice during a receiving drill.
"The one way to bring out intensity in practice
is either self-respect, or it's also a competition,"
Meyer said. "And that's what I think you're see-
ing out here: a lot of competition, a lot of guys
getting heated.
"I think when you see that kind of nonsense,
it's nonsense, but you know what, it's not. If
someone is not holding up their end of the bar-
ain, he's going to be called out. If a leader calls
you out, that could get ugly sometimes."


Former UF forward Eshe drafted in WNBA's second round


All-SEC player chosen by Seattle


By NICK ZACCARDI
Alligator Staff Writer
nzaccardi@alligator.org

Four seniors and their coach got
together to watch the WNBA Draft
on Wednesday, but only one player
heard her name called.
Former UF forward Dalila Eshe,
an All-Southeastern Conference
first-team selection, was drafted
by the Seattle Storm in the second


round with the 25th overall pick.
"This is something I've dreamed
about ever since I started playing
basketball," said Eshe, who will
report to rookie orientation April 20.
Brittany Davis, Sarah Lowe,
Danielle Santos, Eshe and UF coach
Carolyn Peck waited as selections
were announced. The Minnesota
Lynx drafted former Louisiana State
guard Seimone Augustus with the
top pick. Augustus, the two-time


reigning national player of the year,
will join former UF center Vanessa
Hayden on the Lynx.
Four former SEC stars followed
Augustus. But Eshe didn't mind
the wait.
"At that point I was [drafted] at, it
didn't matter," she said. "If I had an
opportunity to get on as a free agent,
it still would have been alright. It's a
dream to play in the WNBA."
Eshe will join the star-laden 2004
WNBA champions, which feature
guard Sue Bird and forward Lauren


Eshe


Jackson. Playing
time will be at
a premium on
the perennial
playoff team, but
Eshe expects to
contribute to the
Storm in a re-
serve role.


"I'm sure 1' be more of a role
player this year," said Eshe, who
started all 30 games for the Gators
last season. "I think I'll be able to
come in off the bench."


The draft lasted three rounds and
42 players were chosen, but Davis,
Lowe and Santos were left to ponder
their futures. Eshe said that all three
might still play professionally, pos-
sibly by signing a free agent contract
with a WNBA team.
"It was tough," Eshe said. "It
doesn't by any means mean that
they can't play in the WNBA."
Eshe's selection pushed UF to
a three-year streak of having play-

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freshman quarterback Terry Dean throws
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UF SOFTBALL

Seminoles sweep Gators


By BRIAN STEELE
Alligator Writer
The UF softball team must not enjoy be-
ing ranked.
The Gators were ranked No. 19 during
the preseason, but after a 2-3 outing in the
Houston Tournament, they fell out of the top
25 the first week of the season.
Now at No. 24, UF (31-14, 10-5
Southeastern Conference) was back in the
rankings today, but another poor showing
could have them exiting the polls.
The Gators were swept by Florida State
on Wednesday, losing 4-0 and 6-5 in extra
innings.
When asked what the problem was, UF
softball coach Tim Walton had an immediate
answer.
"We didn't play very good defense," he
said.
Even though the Gators have won several
games in their final at bat, clutch hitting es-
caped them against the Seminoles. After des-
ignated player Whitney Buckmon singled to
lead off the bottom of the eighth, it didn't
take long for FSU to finish the job. Shortstop


Yuruby Alicart then doubled down the left
field line to score Buckmon for the game-
winning run.
"We're usually a team to jump out
on them first. The first game, we
weren't able to do that."
Kristen Butler
UF catcher

Though the Seminoles won the game in
their final at bat, UF catcher Kristen Butler,
who led the Gators with three RBI, feels UF
had actually lost the game before that.
"We're usually a team to jump out on them
first," Butler said. "The first game, we weren't
able to do that. They took all the momentum
after scoring first, and we had a hard time get-
ting our sticks going in the first game. We just
need to make better plays on defense."
Butler feels that UF simply let itself down.
"We beat ourselves tonight," She said.
"FSU's a great team, but we beat ourselves.
Our biggest foe on the field is ourselves with
us committing errors that we haven't been
committing."


Santa Fe falters early


By RYAN ACQUAVITA
Alligator Writer
Poor Santa Fe pitching and a
scorching Seminole offense were the
problems Wednesday afternoon as
the Saints fell to Seminole Community
College 12-4.
Baseball scouts were scattered
among the small Santa Fe crowd,
watching the performance of Seminole
pitcher Mike McClendon (7-3), who
earned the win by going eight innings,
allowing nine hits and four runs while
striking out three.
"That kid's a pretty good pitcher,
I don't think he had his best stuff, but
he battled today," Saints coach Harry
Tholen said. "He's one of the best in the
conference and one of the best in the
state, and he beat us today."
Santa Fe's starter, Billy Whitaker,
didn't fare as well, going just 6 2/3
innings and giving up five runs on 12
hits. Seminole's hitting was timely; its


first five runs all came with two outs. :
With two outs and one on in the sec-
ond, Seminole second baseman Steve
Kellum ripped a line-drive double into
the outfield, just past the outstretched
glove of Saints' right fielder Tristan
Rainone. Rainone was shaken up on
the play, left the
game, and was re-,.
placed by Jeff King.
'Kellum would
later score on an er-
Sror, when Santa Fe
Center fielder Luke
Selph misjudged
Whitaker a ball, as it soared
over his head to give
Seminole. an early 2-0 lead that it did
not relinquish.
Tholen said he thinks his team can
still make a run at the postseason, but
it's going to be difficult.
"We've. got to win," Tholen said.
"We've probably got to go 8-1, but
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JUMPBALL

Stay or go? College or pro? UF's Noah faces NBA payday


Joakim Noah is on top of the world.
.,, He is easily the big man on campus
right now.
He is the king of the school, king of the
town. He has been on the Sports Illustrated
cover three of the last four weeks, which has
to be some sort of record.
Why mess with perfection? What hap-
pened to "If it ain't broken, don't fix it?"
The only reason my esteemed colleague
Loit wants Noah to leave is so he can take
the big man's title of most outrageous hair on
campus.
Joakim is having the time of his life right
now. If all of the Gators besides Adrian Moss
come back again, they'll contend for another
championship. Last we heard, on Tuesday,
Noah was adamant that he was staying.
"Oh, but of course," he said.
Sure, there are millions of dollars waiting
for Noah should he decide to jump to the
National Boring Association. But they're not
going anywhere. If Noah is having nearly
as much fun as he says he is, he should stay
another year.
"I believe these kids love the University of
Florida," UF coach Billy Donovan said. "They
love one another. I think all of them have a lot
to improve on and get better at. I do believe
they're different in terms of enjoying the col-
lege experience."
Billy knows then better than I do. If he
has a hunch they're staying, it's good enough
for me.
It's true that your average person might
jump for the green, but Noah is not your
average person. For one thing, his father is


a pop star in France
and won a French
Open. His mother is a
former Miss Sweden.
Something tells me
Noah isn't exactly
lan Fisher hurting financially.
Extra lannings This is the same
ifisher@alligator.org Noah who walked
around campus in a
maternity dress, as the
picture that surfaced on Collegehumor.com
depicts. Clearly, Noah thinks differently.
He should talk to Matt Leinart. Leinart
came back after a championship and may
have cost himself a couple of draft spots. But
he probably had the best year of his life.
Money can't buy the fun and lack of re-
sponsibility that is college especially when
you virtually own the town.
Some say there is a risk of injury if he
returns. NCAA insurance policies are lucra-
tive enough that Noah would be set for life if
something tragic occurred, which is less likely
in basketball than football.
Noah says the NBA is boring, and I
couldn't agree any more. The passion in col-
lege basketball is almost infinitely greater. All
you needed to see was Noah virtually dry
humping the national championship trophy
Tuesday to know that.
Call me naive if you want. I've been lied to
by plenty of athletes and coaches. But when
Noah says he loves it here and doesn't want
to leave, for some reason I believe him.
And I believe that is the right decision.
Oh, but of course.


Here's a simple question for my
reading audience: Ever walked by
a dollar bill, noticed it and left it on
the sidewalk to rot and decay?
Now, picture New York Knicks gen-
eral manager Isaiah Thomas as the foolish
passerby who drops Benjamins on the
ground for fun. Don't laugh. He actually
does this through Central Park for exer-
cise. Anyhow, so Thomas notices this stud
of a player on his CBS affiliate Joakim
Noah. So Thomas calls Noah (of course
nobody in the NBA would do something
this illegal, right?) and promises to take
him with the first pick of the NBA Draft.
For those of you who follow shuffleboard
instead of professional basketball, being
drafted in the first round guarantees you
a three-year contract. And being drafted
in the top five guarantees you millions
and sometimes a contract with Icy Hot.
So what would you say if you were Mr.
Noah?
"Umm, Mr. Thomas sir, as much as I
feel sorry for your ineptitude at managing
a bank account and your penchant for as-
sembling teams full of turds, I have to say
no. I don't want guaranteed financial free-
dom for the rest of my life. I want to risk
getting injured in my junior season at UF.
"Actually, the real reason I want to
wait a year is I don't like. attention. I'm
a real quiet guy who would never pound
his chest in public. Anyway, I want to be
drafted behind Greg Oden next season.
Who wants to be a No. 1 pick, silly?"
This conversation won't take place


L
Louis
Anastasis
Louis in the Bullpen
lanastasis@alligator.org


because Thomas
munches on DDT
for breakfast and
would never acquire
a player this good.
But someone from
the Orlando Magic
could call for Noah.
Houston coach Jeff
Van Gundy is good
friends with Billy
Donovan and you


know he'd love someone on his team who
could actually swat Yao Ming in practice.
The fact of the matter is that Noah is
on top of the world, and it wouldn't make
any sense for him to come down. College:
check. National title: check. Final Four
Most Outstanding Player: check.
There's no logical reason why Noah
should decline financial security for the
rest of his life just because 48,000 students
have already begun building gold statues
of him. Yes, his father has money, but
Noah is his own man.
My esteemed Alligator colleague
despises the NBA because he has less
athletic ability than a pug, hence he greed-
ily would prefer that everybody, athletes
included, rot with him in college. Yannick
should swat him with a Wilson for sug-
gesting something so ludicrous.
The draft will be held on June 28 in
New York City. Yeah, Noah's going to turn
down being chosen No. 1 in his hometown
of all places. I'll believe it when I don't
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averaged 4 points per game going into her senior year.
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lead the Gators back to the NCAA Tournament. Eshe led UF in-*
points per game (14.2) and rebounds per game (7.1).
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UF TENNIS

Gators vie for SEC crown


By ANTONIO GONZALEZ
Alligator Writer

The Southeastern Conference women's
tennis champion likely will be decided this
weekend.
With matches against two of the top three
teams in the SEC, the Gators could clinch the
league title heading into next week's finale
against South Carolina.
.o. 3 UF first will face No. 7 Vanderbilt
on Friday at the Ring Tennis Complex at 3
p.m.
Entering Friday's match against
Vanderbilt (18-2, 8-0 SEC), the Gators are
314-16 all-time against the SEC and 129-1
all-time at home. The lone loss came at the
hands of Georgia in 2002.
UF (15-1, 8-0 SEC) lost 4-3 to the
Commodores last season in Nashville.
The doubles team of Lolita Frangulyan
and Diana Srebrovic has won 12 straight
matches for the Gators.
"Doubles will be real important this
weekend," Thomqvist said. "It will help set
the tone for singles."
Junior Nina Suvak has helped the Gators
in singles play, winning a team-high 10 con-
secutive matches.


After Vanderbilt, UF will play No. 22
Kentucky (14-6, 7-1 SEC) on Sunday at the
Ring Tennis Complex at 1 p.m.
The Gators fell to the Wildcats last season
in Lexington 5-2, and Kentucky went on to
claim the regular-season SEC crown.
"I'm a little surprised at their record to
be honest with you," Thomqvist said. "We
know they've been playing good, but at the
same time,we're peaking at the right time."

NO SUSPENSION: UF
men's tennis sophomore
Nestor Briceno has
declined to speak with
the media following his
outburst toward a chair-
Briceno umpire on Sunday.
Briceno jabbed his
racket at the umpire during his loss to
Auburn's Nick Lane and received a two-
game penalty for his actions.
After the match, Briceno tried to confront
the umpire and had to be restrained by UF
coach Andy Jackson.
Briceno has not been suspended by
UF or the NCAA. Jackson said he be-
lieves Briceno's two-game penalty during
Sunday's match was sufficient.


UF set for regional meet


By CHRIS WHITE
Alligator Writer

It's time for a UF-UCLA rematch,
gymnastics style.
The Gators will head to Arkansas
today for Saturday's NCAA Regional
Championships.
Despite being the meet's top seed,
the Gators'expect no less competition
than they faced at the Southeastern
Conference Championships on March
25.
No.. 3 UF will be grouped with
No. 9 UCLA, No. 18 Arkansas, No. 30
Illinois, No. 42 Illinois-Chicago and
No. 49 Southeast Missouri State.
The Gators met Arkansas twice and
Illinois once this season, outscoring
the Razorbacks and Illini each time,
but they aren't ready to write off their
opponents.
"Not being a higher ranking doesn't


mean you're not good on a certain
day," UF junior Katie Rue said. "These
teams are all very talented. ... They all
did something to get to regionals."
UF coach Rhonda Faehn said fac-
ing her alma mater, UCLA, always
has been a pleasure and will pro-
vide UF with an idea of what it may
face if it qualifies
for the NCAA


Championships by
finishing in the top
two at regionals.


RAI OUT FOR SEASON: UF sophomore
Tracey Rai underwent surgery to re-
move a bone chip in her right elbow
and will be out for the rest of the
season.
"She'll miss regionals and nation-
als, but we want to give her enough
time to heal and start training again
for next year," Faehn said.


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