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VOLUME 99 ISSUE 21 .............. .. .. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22,2005



False fire alarms could mean large fees


* A NEW CITY ORDINANCE IS SET TO
TAKE EFFECT OCT. 1.

By STEPHEN MAGRUDER
Alligator Writer
smagruder@alligator.org

UF's classrooms, residence halls and stu-
dent union have received final inspections to
ensure their fire alarms are in top working or-


der before the city of Gainesville begins charg-
ing the university for false alarms Oct. 1.
Gainesville's False Fire Alarm Ordinance
will fine all residents and business owners
inside city limits who cause multiple false fire
alarms. The ordinance is modeled after a simi-
lar law regarding burglar alarms in 2000.
A false fire alarm occurs when the fire
department responds and later determines no
real emergency existed.
"Our hope is just to reduce the amount of


"Our hope is just to reduce the
amount of false fire alarms in the
city."
Shawna Traub
Gainesville Fire Rescue spokeswoman

false fire alarms in the city," said Gainesville
Fire Rescue spokeswoman Shawna Traub.
She said there are risks involved with


false-alarm responses involving speeding fire
engines moving through city traffic.
"We respond as if it was a real fire," she
said. "It puts everybody on the road at risk,
and it also takes us out of service."
GFR reports an average of 1,430 false fire
alarms per year, costing the city $370,000.
From 2001 to 2004, UF was the site of 860
false alarms, or 15 percent of Gainesville's total.

SEE ALARMS, PAGE 8


GAINESVILLE

Tenants file lawsuits


for UCorners parking


By JESSICA RIFFEL
Alligator Writer
jriffel@alligator.org

There will be no free parking
in the new University Corners if
developers get their way.
Three tenants are disputing
the $180-million project because
parking fees may inhibit business.
The Brick Oven Pizza and Pasta
Company has filed a lawsuit.
"I think that most college
students wouldn't pay to park,"
owner Ryan McGuinfiess said.
There is free parking now
for customers of Gator Plaza,
the development at University
Avenue and 13th Street, but the
proposed change is prompting
tenant Maui Teriyaki to file a
lawsuit as well.
"This is only going to be for
the rich," owner Steve Marzke
said. "People in Gainesville will
not pay to park. This is a fiasco.
This is not South Beach."


He does not plan to be a part
of "the new University Corners
because of the charge for park-
ing, as well as the higher rent.
' "We intended to be there until
2022 and beyond, but we don't
want to be in the new shopping
center," Marzke said;
The new University Corners is
planned to be a three-block com-
mercial and residential complex,
and developers said they hope
to attract more unique stores and
restaurants.
Frank Darabi, the chief execu-
tive officer of University Corners
LLC, the developer, said busi-
nesses can. pay for their own
customers' free parking.
"That would all be worked
out between the owner and the
developer," Darabi said.
However, Marzke 'said the
charge for parking violates his
lease.

SEE CORNERS, PAGE 8


Norma Lizardo, a UF junior, serves Vanita Hensel at Maui Teriyaki. Restaurant owners fear that proposed
parking costs in the University Corners development will deter their business.


UF opens new office to better, further Gator Nation


By CASSIDY MILLS
Alligator Contributing Writer

UF has moved sustainability up on the priority list all the
way up to Tigert Hall.
In hopes of meeting the needs of today's UFCommunity
and preserving resources for the next generation, UF has an-
nounced it will open an Office of Sustainability in the universi-
ty's chief administrative building.
"The Office of Sustainability symbolizes the importance of
sustainability to UF and especially to the students," Faculty


Senate Chairwoman Kim Tanzer said.
Tanzer said the office, which the Faculty Senate initiated,
should help coordinate the sustainability work
On that is already going on at UF and help prepare
CampuS for more work in the future.
The office will not officially open until
November, when an executive director is hired, but some
sustainability efforts are already underway. They include ev-
erything from advocating for living wages to the design of new
buildings.
The living-wage program was announced in 2000 for entry-


level employees. The current starting salary is $8.67 per hour.
"It is important that we don't just pay people minimum
wage. We need to provide them with enough money to live,"
said Les Thiele, a professor of political science and chair of the
Committee on Sustainability at UF.
He called the office "a good idea whose time has come."
Some results of increased sustainability practices on campus
will be more recycling, a reduction of waste, greater efficiency
of energy in buildings, greater interest in community service

SEE SUSTAINABILITY, PAGE 8


A converted full-
back, Joe Cohen
struggled as a
defensive lineman
last season. Cohen
will now have to
fill in as defensive
end for injured Ray
McDonald.
See story,
pg. 26.


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With his Southern drawl and
frequent use of "ain't," Rick
Bragg may not have given
the impression of a man
who won a Pulitzer Prize
for feature writing in 1996
this week as a guest of the
College of Journalism and
Communications.
See story, pg. 3.


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CORRECTION
Student Senate cut student
money for the Sunsplash event,
coordinated by the Caribbean
Student Association. Caribsa is
still an active and student-funded
organization.


The Alligator strives to be accurate
and clear in its news reports and
editorials. If you find an error,
please call our newsroom at (352)
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Pulitzer winner visits college


By BOBBY KEITH
Alligator Contributing Writer
Don't tell. Show.
Journalists strive to achieve
this goal in their writing, and
some might say Rick Bragg has
perfected it.
Bragg was an official guest
of the College of Journalism
and Communications at UF this
week, speaking to classrooms
full of students eager for the
opportunity to learn tips from a


world-renowned author.
"It's not about the craft. It's
not about the money," Bragg
said to the students. "It's about
the adventures you have along
the way."
With his Southern drawl and
frequent use of "ain't," Bragg
may not give the impression of a
man who won a Pulitzer Prize for
feature writing in 1996.
His jobs have taken him on a
number of adventures. Just ask
and he'll tell.


Luanne ulerz/ Hillgauor
Pulitzer-winning journalist Rick Bragg autographs his book at
the College of Journalism and Communications on Monday..


Starting at a small weekly
newspaper in Alabama, Bragg
honed his skills and became the
premier feature writer for The
New York Times.
He has written stories about
the Oklahoma City bombing,
the race riots in Miami, the Elian
Gonzalez crisis and the 2000 elec-
tion.
He even offered to "kiss a
camel on the mouth" to write
from the Middle East when he
worked for the St. Petersburg
Times. Luckily, he said, it didn't
have to come to that.
Bragg didn't just give the
facts about events he covered;
he focused on the people the
facts affected. He has so many
memorable news-feature stories
that he filled a book with them
- "Somebody Told Me."
"I've been mad, hurt, so sick
to my stomach in all my years
of doing this," he said. "But I've
never been bored."
Bragg warned young writers
about the hardships he encoun-
tered while being a journalist,
and how starting out as a writer
can be like being on the "tail end
of a dragon."
It's a job requiring more than
determination youth is also a
necessity, he said.
Bragg made national head-
lines in May 2003 when he re-
signed from The New York Times
after using a stringer to assist him
on a story without giving credit.
He denied fault in the situ-
ation, saying it was a common
practice at the paper at the time.
While he no longer has a
full-time feature-writing job, he
writes occasional opinion pieces
for various national publica-
tions.
Master lecturer Mike Foley,
who was an editor at the St.
Petersburg Times when he hired
Bragg as a reporter, introduced
Bragg to many UF classes.
Bragg now works as a profes-
sor of writing at the University
of Alabama. He said he plans to
write at least two more books.


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4, ALLIGATOR 0 THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2005


PUBLIC SAFETY

Police search for sex offender


By STEPHANIE RODRIGUEZ
Alligator Writer
srodriguez@alligator.org

A local registered sex offender vio-
lated probation Tuesday and became
a fugitive, spurring law-enforcement
agencies statewide to initiate a man-
hunt.
Edgar Baughn Bird, 43, removed
the monitoring device strapped to
his ankle.
Bird has a violent criminal history
that includes robbery and child moles-
tation, according to reports.
"We are trying to do everything
in our power to capture him," said
Alachua County Sheriff's Office
spokesman Sgt. Stephen Maynard.
A statewide alert has been issued
to locate Bird.
Bird is a white male, approximate-
ly 5'11" and 240 pounds, according to
the police report.
A picture of Bird can be found at
http://www.fdle.state.fl.us.
His last known residence is 6805
SW 51st Ave. in Gainesville.
Police are considering a reward for
anyone who knows his whereabouts.
Those with information may con-


tact ASO at 955-1818. Callers-wishing
to remain anonymous can contact
Crime Stoppers at 374-7867.

MAGAZINE POSERS: Management
at Lexington Crossing apartments
sent out a notice of the dangers of
door-to-door magazine vendors after
Gainesville Police discovered that
some of them were robbers.
"If you don't know people, don't
let them in your house," said GPD
spokesman Sgt. Keith Kameg.
"If you want to buy a magazine,
call the company."
Kameg advised residents to secure
any sliding glass doors, as those are
the easiest targets for robbers.
With the several occupied-home
burglaries of the past few weeks in
two other apartment complexes, GPD
is investigating whether both inci-
dents are related.

ATTEMPTED MURDER: A man tried to
kill two North Florida Evaluation and
Treatment Center employees because
he was denied a request for changes to
be made in his housing and counselor
assignments at the facility, reports
state.


Ramon Sanchez, 35, kicked Cindy
Hopson and Pamela Borders in the
head repeatedly while threatening to
kill them with a small knife if they
didn't comply with his demands.
Security officials at the facility were
able to contain the situation.

COCAINE POSSESSION: Two men
were arrested for possession of 35
grams of cocaine near Joseph A.
Williams Elementary School, 1245 SE
Seventh Ave.
Chauncey Presley, 26, and
Michael Spann, 21, were in a white
Buick when an officer approached
the car because they were playing
their music too loudly, according
to reports.
When the officer approached
the car, he noticed that Spann, who
smelled like marijuana, attempted to
hide a "partially smoked cannabis-
filled blunt" in his pants. As the officer
called for backup because drugs were
involved, Presley fled from the car,
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Police found baggies full of cocaine
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By DAPHNE CHARLES
Alligator Contributing Writer

Many are called, but few will be chosen for the
Preview Staff 2006 experience.
Today is the last day to turn in applications for
Preview 2006.
More than 100 students are expected to attend the
first round of. group interviews at the Reitz Union
Grand Ballroom on Wednesday, but only 40 will be
selected, said Ann Ho Becks, director for New Student
Programs.
Becks said her office is looking for ap-
Stiudent plicants who will be strong role models to
__ students and families. It seeks individuals
who are willing to do the hard work, have
an energy, passion and love for UF, as well as genuine
care and concern for people.
After all entries are submitted, applicants go through
a selective interview process, said Eva Trowbridge, se-
nior secretary of New Student Programs, who receives
the applications.
"We have to make sure. we get top quality," she
said. "It will show what a true Gator is about as far as
academics and leadership the real reasons you really
come to college riot just the partying."
Bonding and interaction among staff members and
their faculty advisers are important parts of the Preview
experience, said Adam Freehling, third-year recreation
and event management major, and Preview staff mem-
ber.
"I learned from my other staffers how to deal with
other's leadership styles, personality and diversity,"
Freehling said.


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6, ALLIGATOR N THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2005

Editorial


Hasty acts

Joe Goldberg makes

damaging decision
The topic of today's editorial is close to home.
However, with Student Government elections com-
ing up, we feel it must be addressed.
At Tuesday's Student Senate meeting, Student Body
President Joe Goldberg issued an executive order prohibiting
all SG agencies from advertising in the Alligator.
We know we may not be able to step back from this enough
to judge it in the right context. But we are the main newspaper
covering the university, and we're going to take a shot at it.
A section of the student body is upset. Somehow, that has
snowballed into SG deciding to remove itself from the entire
student population.
This move could be much more disastrous for UF students
than for the Alligator. We'll take the bullet, but students
shouldn't be hit in an all-encompassing drive-by.
Goldberg's haste has punished the uninvolved. To find out
what their tuition is buying, students will be forced to search
online and around campus for SG events, rather than open up
a readily available newspaper.
We're not sure anyone will put in the effort.
And does this mean SG agencies will'also be told not to
speak to Alligator reporters about upcoming events?
If so, we're sorry that the Alligator's news stories will lack
the views and information from the SG officials who organize
these student-funded activities.
But don't get us wrong. We'd rather they cut their adver-
tisements and talk to reporters than not talk at all.
It irks us even more that Goldberg, the lead student who
makes decisions on our behalf, has decided to break student
statutes to make his point.
He wants to take away all SG advertisements from the
Alligator, but the statutes state that certain notices be placed
in "the newspaper with the greatest circulation among
University of Florida students."
Goldberg's assertion that the UF Wednesday Update and
the SG Web site can fill this role is simply incorrect.
If SG wanted to make this move, its statutes should have
been changed. That way, Goldberg would not have broken SG
rules, and officials would have had more time to think about
making this big decision.
Furthermore, senators would have had a say. We can't tell
how many were for this move and how many were against
it. Goldberg announced his decision; he didn't ask for sena-
tors' input. When statutes are changed, however, the Student
Senate has to vote.
We don't know if Goldberg knew he was breaking rules,
but this isn't the first time he has shown a disregard for the'
laws that uphold Student Government. When he was sen-
ate president last Fall, Goldberg made several questionable
moves.
At one Senate meeting, he allowed a second meeting to
convene directly afterward despite a Florida statute that states
"reasonable notice" should be given for all such open, public
meetings.
At another session, several senators accused Goldberg
of manipulating Senate procedure in an effort to stop a cer-
tain candidate from being voted in as president for Student
Government Productions.
This is not the leadership UF students need and deserve.
Goldberg should be carefully considering what best suits the
student body. He should not be making hasty decisions.
Goldberg's attempt to make a point has revealed his ques-


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Mike.Gimignani
EDITOR
Eva Kis
MANAGING EDITOR


Emily Yehle
OPINIONS EDITOR
Andrew Meyer, Tom Durrenberger
EDITORIAL BOARD


The Alligator encourages comments from readers. Letters to the editor should not exceed 150
words (about one letter-sized page). They must be typed, double-spaced and must include the
author's name, classification and phone number. Names will be withheld if the writer shows
just cause. We reserve the right to edit for length, grammar, style and libel. Send letters to
letters@alligator.org, bring them to 1105 W. University Ave., or send them to P.O. Box 14257,
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ALLIGATOR
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Cartoon backlash incites new debate
ast week, I ran a cartoon that has received more atten- Emily Yehle cially the Opinions section of a news-
tion than I ever expected. Editorial Notebook paper. Opinion faces touchy issues.
Sure, I get responses every day that criticize and. eyehle@alligator.org Opinion hopes to provoke thought
support the cartoons and columns I place on this page. and discussion. Opinion is opinion.
The Alligator's cartoonist, Andy Marlette, has a knack And make no mistake: We are a
for pushing people's buttons when he illustrates his political student newspaper, but we are a newspaper nonetheless.
and social commentary. I will not retract something because people misinter-
But in the past, most of the backlash fell on the Opinions pret it.
section. I knew what I was getting into when I accepted this I agree that a newspaper that is not run by students would
position, and I'm happy to take the heat. probably hold off on running such a cartoon. They would
I answer every call. I respond to every e-mail that poses a wait until the word did not hold such power.
question. I welcome readers into my office to talk about their However, we are young, and we have the ability to forego
concerns, the ideas and stereotypes that are imprinted on an older gen-
This time, however, emotions are high enough that people eration's mind. It's the younger generation that.has recycled
are harassing the Alligator's reporters and News editors. this controversial term into something completely different.
To make it dear: The News section of this paper had noth- And yes, it's primarily used by popular culture and media;
ing to do with the decision to publish the infamous cartoon. not all of the black community uses it. The cartoon put Kanye
Marlette drew it, and I made the decision to run it. The editor West's words into Condoleezza Rice's mouth purposefully.
and managing editor of the paper gave it final approval. A newspaper's role is not to correct society by ignoring
The rest of the Alligator staff saw it for the first time when society; a newspaper benefits society by commenting on
it appeared in the Sept. 13 paper. And they have no say in this society.
section's response to the protests. If some students paint the Of course, the cartoon's meaning has been somewhat bur-
Opinions section as racist, they cannot use the same brush for ied under all the baggage of its language. It is unfortunate
our entire paper. that the discussion it was meant to spark is almost nonex-
I understand that some students and Gainesville resi- istent. Most of us have ignored whether Kanye West's com-
dents are offended. I regret that it hurts those who remember ments rang true, and whether Condoleezza Rice has really
it from the days when it was used as a weapon. I hate that, in made a step forward for the average black American.
some places, it is still used as a derogatory term. However, I think the conversation that is taking place is
I am most saddened by the apparent mistrust black stu- perhaps even more important.
dents have of our paper. I promise that we do welcome di- Why are so many offended when the word is simply
versity, and we know that more student interaction can only printed? Why does the context in which it's used have no
improve this publication. It was never our intent to hurt, only effect? Should blacks be able to use it because they are "flip-
to provoke discussion. ping" its meaning? Should whites be barred from using it be-
That said, I do not believe the cartoon was racist, and I cause their families have not suffered under its oppression?
think it made a salient point. I I can't answer these questions alone. I can only try to stir
If I had held it back originally, it would have been to avoid the conversation by printing a cartoon like Marlette's.
this aftermath. That is a poor way to run a newspaper, espe- Emily Yehle is a journalism senior. She is the Opinions editor.
The views expressed here are not necessarily those of the Alligator.


Reader response
Today's question: Wednesday's question:
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Letters to the Editor
Outsiders cannot use 'nickname'
This letter is not to condone the use of the
word or to trivialize this issue. I am trying to
explain how some people might feel.
In June 1995, Michael Jackson released his
HIStory two-disc set. In one song he used the
term "kike." He explained he was trying to
promote multiculturalism and that he wasn't
a racist. No one bought that explanation, and
Michael Jackson went back to the studio and
recorded a more acceptable version of the
song. This is similar to what happened to this
newspaper.
The terms that we consider derogatory that
people of various groups use with each other
are like nicknames. The nickname that your
family gives you might be one that is contro-
versial, but you know your family members
love you when they use it.
Outsiders are not as compassionate be-
cause of your nickname's connotations.
Therefore, only family gets to use your
nickname.
Arlana Shields
8JM



SG should fight all racism on campus
It's great that Student Government and the
UF administration are concerned about racism
on campus, but if they are worried about solv-


ing problems of inequality, they should look
elsewhere.
Today, at the Student Recreation and Fitness
Center, as I did my sit-up routine, Jay-Z's song
"99 Problems" came on the stereo. The chorus,
repeated numerous times, is: "If you havin'
girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99
problems but a bitch ain't one."
As I looked around the fitness center
at the women and men there, I felt embar-
rassed for all of us. Half of us were referred
to as "bitches" who should not be taken
seriously, while to the other half it was im-
plied that they are not real men if they take
women seriously.
I am confused as to why no one seems
to mind that at this UF facility women are
blatantly referred to as "bitches" and dearly
degraded while Andy Marlette's cartoon is
causing such an uproar when it made no value
judgments of any particular group.
I don't doubt that both race and socioeco-
nomic status played an either direct or indirect
role in the evacuation procedure of Hurricane
Katrina or that there is rampant racism in gov-
ernment and society at large. I also don't think
anyone can infer from Marlette's cartoon that
he would disagree.
So, if SG wants to take away funding from
the Alligator because of perceived racism, I


think it should also take away funding from
the Student Recreation and Fitness Center be-
cause of the obvious sexism it allowed.
Sarah Bidmead
4LS



Meyer has shown superiority to Zook
Andrew Meyer needs to re-watch a tape of
the Gators' first three games this season before
passing his judgment on our football team.
I agree that we have been quick to anoint
Coach Urban Meyer as the savior of Florida
football (I remember thinking, "Hey, this Zook
guy's pretty good" after his first win against
UT.) But Andrew Meyer needs to examine the
reasons behind the Gator Nation's views.
This was the first off-season in recent
memory that passed without incident, due to
the discipline instilled by Coach Meyer. The
players as also playing with this discipline
and with a heart and desire that was lacking in
three seasons under Zook.
True, Coach Meyer did call a conserva-
tive game, but I'm sure it wasn't his choice..
Tennessee's defense is talented enough to
force you to change your game plan. I'm sure
Coach Meyer wishes he could have been more
aggressive, but UT's defense wasn't allowing
enough time for these types of plays to de-
velop. Coach Meyer took what was given to


him and won with it.
If Zook was still coach, I guarantee we
wouldn't have walked away from that game
with a victory.
As for Josh Portis starting over Leak, I think
Mr. Meyer may have lost his mind.
Portis deserves to start based off what 20
plays? National championship-contending
teams don't have 17-year-old -quarterbacks
starting for them. Period. Do me a favor and
re-watch the Tennessee game. On almost
every play, Chris Leak was running for his
life, yet he stepped up and made the plays he
needed to time and time again.
He played almost flawlessly considering
the appalling lack of blocking and constant
pressure he had to face. Leak is one of the
most talented players in the country and has
the potential to be a legitimate Heisman can-
didate. Unfortunately, like most quarterbacks,
he needs time to be able to make plays.
Portis will be a great QB at UF in the future,
but this is Leak's team, and I have faith that
he will put up more big numbers this season
and next. Ask college coaches and I'd bet 99
percent of them will take the three-year start-
ing, conference passing yard-leading, 17 con-
secutive pass-completing junior quarterback
over the wide-eyed freshman who has only
completed one five-yard pass and has yet to
see action.against any real opponents.
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Cost of false fire calls may alarm students


ALAR MS, from page 1

Each building with a registered fire
alarm is allowed one false-alarm call
per year.
After that, fees start at $25 for false
alarm No. 2 and could go as high as
$400 for false alarm No. 9 and above.
UF will keep a record of any future
false alarms to understand potential
causes, such as electrical malfunctions,
heat, cooking smoke, or accidental or


intentional manual activation.
However William Properzio, UF
environmental health and safety di-
rector, said no campus alarm system
renovations were necessary.
"All our fire alarms are inspected
by the state fire marshal, and they all
meet code," he said.
In the last three months, UF has
stepped up its quality control of moni-
toring each alarm.
"We have re-emphasized and en-
hanced what we're doing," he added.


Buildings with the highest number
of false fire alarms on campus during
the past five years were residence halls
and fraternity and sorority houses.
Factors playing into the high num-
ber of false alarms include continuous
occupancy, frequent cooking and pos-
sible alarm activation by residents.
Residents now are required to
register their fire alarm with the city
at a cost of $15 and are encouraged to
check with their alarm company if they
ever have a false alarm.


Project cannot start until disputes are settled


UCORNERS, from page 1

"Parking is critical," Marzke said. "Without parking
there, it will kill a business."
The lease prohibits University Comers from demolish-
ing the Gator Plaza, as the developer plans, he said.
"They are only allowed to build above and around
us," Marzke said. "They can't demolish the building.
They say they can, so it'll be up to a judge to decide."
Michael Conroy, project manager of University
Comers, said they would like to start the project at the
beginning of 2006, but it depends on the three disputing


tenants, financial issues and negotiations with the city.
The project cannot start until the disputes are settled,
whether in or out of court.
"I remain hopeful that things will work out and it will
be a win-win situation for both parties involved," Conroy
said.
Brick Oven is waiting to set a court date, and Maui
Teriyaki anticipates filing a lawsuit.
"For now, we're going to try to fight it in court and
keep our business open," Marzke said. "We'll do every-
thing in our right to make sure the lease is enforced."
The owner of Gator Cuts, the third business in dispute,
refused to comment. -


New building designs

meet higher standards

SUSTAINABILITY, from page 1

and more courses in sustainability, Thiele said.
UF is also designing buildings that meet standards
for Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design.
Current buildings on campus with the LEED design
include additions to the Florida Museum of Natural
History and the Levin College of Law. Rinker Hall was
also built with this design.
LEED standards will be used more in the future,
said Bahar Armaghani, project manager and quality
assurance coordinator in the facilities, planning and
construction division at UF.
"As of right now we have adopted LEED to do all
of our major building renovations and construction,"
Armaghani said. On average, buildings made to be
sustainable are 37-percent more efficient than those that
are not.
Rinker Hall cost an initial 7 percent more during
construction because it was built to be sustainable, but
that initial cost will be made up in 10 years, he said.
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By STEPHEN MAGRUDER
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smagruder@alligator.org
Graduate students who receive
financial aid are encouraged to
come to tonight's Graduate Student
Council meeting to discuss their ex-
periences and offer suggestions for
improving the aid system.
The meeting is scheduled for
6:30 p.m. in Room C1-9 of the
Communicore building off Center
Drive, behind Shands at UE.
A liaison from the UF financial
aid office is expected to attend and
speak on the aid process.
Graduate student Lindsey
Collins said she and many of her
graduate friends have dealt with
a variety of complications when it
comes to receiving their money.
"I really do think graduate stu-
dents are in a different situation,"
Collins said.
One reason might be that gradu-
ate students must complete a waiver
to show how much aid they need,
whereas undergraduates do not.
"There seems to be lots of dis-
organization in the financial aid
process," Collins said.


"Sometimes it is the student's
fault, but I've noticed that a lot of
times it isn't."
Graduate students typically are
older than undergraduates, and
many occupy roles as teachers, re-
searchers and spouses in addition
to their roles as students.
"Graduate students who take
out loans depend on financial aid
- and timely disbursement as
much as undergraduates do, and
perhaps more so since they tend
to be less dependent on parents,
and sometimes have dependent
children
UF of their
Administration own," she
said.
"I have
talked to many graduate students
who have horror stories about
financial aid disbursements com-
ing weeks and months late, re-
sulting in late rent, car and utility
payments," Collins said. "Some
have said-that they have told pro-
spective graduate students that
UF is unreliable when it comes to
financial aid, and that if they need
aid to get by, UF might not be the
best place for them."
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Filmmakers need funds ff


ue Andres learned the diffi-
culties of Hollywood life the
hard way. Now all she wants
to do is give other people a start.
Andres started Student Upstart
Films in January, a student orga-
nization dedicated to all things
concerning the silver screen, from
production to print. The idea was
to get students interested in the
various aspects of filmmaking to
work together on their projects.
In mid-March, Andres made
Upstart's first request through
the Student Senate Allocations
Committee, asking for micro-
phones, lighting kits, a camera and
other basic film equipment.
While the $6,000 request
seemed reasonable to Andres,
Allocations Chairman Jason Lutin
felt differently.
Andres said Lutin informed
the group that Allocations did not
have the precedent to fund Upstart
for equipment. Instead, Lutin
suggested they borrow necessary
equipment from the university's
telecommunications department.
However, the department has
barely enough equipment for its
own students, much less some
new student group, Andres said.
"Allocations doesn't under-
stand we don't have access to
equipment," Andres said, "pe-
riod."
After a few compromises,
Upstart approached the Student
Senate with a bill requesting a por-


table hard drive for editing pur-
poses and money to make copies.
Although a few senators spoke in
favor of funding the organization,
the bill was passed as-is, without
the extra funds, April 19.
While it may seem odd that
an organization with some Senate
support doesn't receive more
funding, the decision is not an easy
one to make.
SG Treasurer Lindsay Cosimi
said it is difficult to determine how
much each organization should
receive, while remaining fair to
the others, especially in the case of
new organizations.
"Many new organizations
are what we call 'narrow-focus
groups,'" Cosimi said.
Narrow-focus groups are orga-
nizations that appear promising at
first, but drop in membership over
time, Cosimi explained. Once the
founder of the organization leaves,
the group fizzles.
"We look for growth in an orga-
nization," Cosimi said. "We look
for growth in membership, pro-
gramming, planned speakers."
Cosimi said the best example of
a rags-to-riches student organiza-
tion was the National Organization
for the Reform of Marijuana Laws.
Although NORML began as a
small organization with little
funding, in about a year it became
one of the largest student organi-.
zations on campus.
"They really branched out,"


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Student Upstart Films president Sue Andres, treasurer Natalie Andres
and member Brian Brown discuss upcoming film projects Tuesday.


granmni.ng. olt-ide funding and
kept detailed records. ot how% man',
memiiber- attended each meetLng
If this its the example Up-tart
needs to follow, Andres said she
feels they are already on their way.
"We already have 200 people
on our listserv," Andres said. "So
many people at UF are interested
in film, from all different [majors].
We have members from liberal arts
and aerospace engineering."


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Tuesday\ LUpstart ts abo worirkng
hard to raise money for the much-
needed equipment. They will hold
a car wash Saturday at the BP
gas station on Archer Road and
Southwest 34th Street.
As with any new organization,
only time will tell whether or not
Upstart will survive. However,


Andres is confident Upstart offers
enough appeal to students to keep
the club going.
"Video production is connected
to so many fields," Andres said.
"Knowing how to convey ideas on
film is a very beneficial skill."


Controversial 'Bodies' art exhibit educates, awes


In the soft lighting and quiet of the Museum
of Science & Industry, a young girl ques-
tioned her father.
"That's a heart?" she asked.
It doesn't look like the hearts on playing
cards or the heart that beats from a cartoon
character's chest.
The heart is in a display case with a short
description beside it, explaining how the awk-
wardly shaped muscle once pumped blood
through a human's body.
Such revelations are the purpose of
"Bodies: The Exhibition" at the museum in
Tampa an effort to help visitors understand
the complexity of the human body and en-
courage healthy lifestyle choices.
"To see is to know," proclaims a banner.
And there's plenty to see in the 14,000-


N This weekend the U.S. Navy's
Blue Angels will raise money for
Katrina victims by performing
daredevil stunts over the Gville
skies. Find out more, pg. 13.


square-foot exhibit that utilizes 20 whole-body
specimens and 260 organs and partial-body
specimens. The exhibit is divided into nine'
rooms, each focusing on a different part of
the body.
As patrons walk into the ..
dimly lit exhibit, a spotlight
shines on a skeleton holding
up its thumb like a hitch-
hiker. Complete with eyes, 4 ,1 1
toenails and expressions on
their faces, the bodies in the exhibit pose for
stronger impact on the observer.
"Wow, look at this soccer player!" a man
said to his daughter. The body is in midair, do-
ing a kick flip to show how the muscular sys-
tem works. It's hard to believe these bodies are
actual cadavers they are preserved using a


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process called polymer preservation, a process
by which tissue water is replaced with silicone
rubber, giving the specimen a "rubbery" look.
But they all are real: the black, cancer-
stricken lung; the wrinkly,
June cirrhotic liver; the tiny fetus
Capiello with a deft lip.
Playlist "Makes you think about
heavenue@alligator.org not smoking," one woman
said after comparing a
smoker's lung to the ivory-
white lung of a non-smoker.
UF alumnus John Vincent, 29, was fasci-
nated by the total dissection of one cadaver,
which was horizontally cut multiple times
from the feet to the head. Observers can view
the entire body as one would look at the rings
on a tree stump.


"Actually, I do not think white people
are allowed to use slang until it is ast
least a year old. So if the slang is a
little played out, you're all good."
Kanye West


"I think that was one of the most interest-
ing things I've ever seen," Vincent said.
The circulatory system is displayed in a
pitch-dark room, save for red, glowing arter-
ies that look like seaweed.
"It's beautiful," said Beth Young, 22. "It's
perfect."
Young is one of many people who were
skeptical of the exhibit.
"Everything was mind-blowing," she said.
Kim Fetner, of Largo, went to the exhibition
with her daughter and was quick to agree.
"It's good for kids to see the inner work-
ings of the body," she said.
, Comment books located at the end of the
exhibit are full of messages of positive feed-
back.
The general consensus: "amazing."


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Band rocks


past age crisis

Some bands will give you a phone interview
from their drunken post-show party. The Mid
Life Crisis Band gives you one from their
niece's baseball game.
Mark Chirico and Greg Smith, both lead guitar-
ists and vocalists, say the reason for the name of
their band is simple: It's completely true.
"We're definitely a mid life crisis band," said
Chirico in a phone interview amid cheering at a
local ballpark in Union, N.J.
"All of us are, I guess, in our 40s except for one
of us that just crossed the great divide (into 50),"
said Smith, in a separate interview.
The Gainesville band, which specializes in
blues, classic and southern rock covers, is playing
at Calico Jack's on Sept. 23.
Outside of the band, the four members lead
typical lives.
They all have wives and children except for


drummer Larry
Thompson, the
only full-time
musician in the


Playlist band.
theavenue@alligator.org AGainesville
resident since
Tom Petty and
Don Felder of the Eagles were locals, Thompson is
also in Dbl Wide and Killer Bees.
The rest of the band members are not quite
Doctor Feelgoods at their full-time jobs.
Chirico is a pharmacist, Smith is an X-ray repair
technician and bassist Tony Gray is a nurse anes-
thetist.
When they play, Chirico says, "We bring every-
body with us from the hospital in town."
Supportive friends, wives and kids are also at
their shows.
Chirico's son's band, The Fantasmics, even
plays in between The Mid Life Crisis Band's sets.
They play band and crowd favorites including
Lynyrd Skynyrd and Stevie Ray Vaughan covers.
They also play two originals, "Brand New Start"
and "Going Down to Georgia."
They aren't strangers to song requests, though
"sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't,"
said Smith.
A list of The Mid Life Crisis Band's songs and-
upcoming shows can be found on their Web site,
www.mlcrisisband.com


Sister Hazel performed at the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts on Friday night. The band, whose loyal
following refers to themselves as "Hazlenuts," performs regularly to stay in touch with fans.


Gainesville keeps nightlife new


although going to the same place,
listening to the same music and
seeing the same people is always
nice, sometimes change is good too.
As luck would have it, Gainesville's
nightlife is constantly changing, so there's
no excuse for a repetitive nightlife.
Those who look for new places,
Gainesville has two downtown club open-
ings to look forward to in the next couple of
weeks. Both are different and appealing.
The former location of Simon's, 8 S
Main St., will soon be home to Rehab, a
chic nightclub with a dance floor, lounge
and upstairs cabana bar called Moonshine.
Club manager and part-owner of Rue
Bar, Jason Mitow, said it has been com-


pletely redone and will feature padded
walls, mosaics, a $20,000 hanging fish tank,
plasma TVs and a "killer sound system."
The rooftop bar was redone with a "real
Miami flavor" and a floor
girls can actually walk on
without their high heels '.
getting stuck, he said. -
The club's big rap
and R&B nights will be
Friday and will have
various themes includ-
ing rock and '80s throughout the week.
Rehab and Moonshine should be open
within two weeks.
"It should be pretty crazy," Mitow said.
A slightly more low-key venue to look


out for is That Bar, by the owner of down-
town's That Burrito & Smoothie Place,
Chuck Owens.
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theavenue@alligator.org pressed sandwiches
and hamburgers until 3
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GAINESVILLE AIRSHOW

Blue Angels, stunt flyers soar for Katrina victims


By BRETT KELMAN
Avenue writer
It is not every day that F-18s descend on
Gainesville.
This weekend they will, as the U.S.
Navy's Blue Angels soar through the skies
at Gainesville Regional Airport as part of the
first annual Heart of Florida Airshow.
The show will include low-level aerobat-
ics routines, a fully restored B-25 Mitchell
Bomber and Otto the clown helicopter. Gates
open at 10 a.m. Saturday and Sunday; tickets
cost $15.
The airshow has been made pos-
sible by the Gainesville Regional Airshow
Consortium Inc., which made a five-year
commitment to establish the show as the
premier aviation sporting event in North
Central Florida.
The show will raise money for several lo-


cal charities and Hurricane Katrina victims to have the Blue Angels," said Christy
and will award an annual aviation scholar- Hendricks, airshow spokeswoman.
ship. Since their inception in 1946, the Angels
Hundreds of local volunteers will corn- have performed in front of 381 million fans.
prise most of the airshow staff and In 2004, they performed at more
entertain an estimated 50,000 "It is kind than 70 airshows in 34 locations
audience members. around the United States and
The stars of the show, the of neat to be flying Canada.
U.S. Navy's Blue Angels, so close to home. They The theme of the Heart of
are an elite flying team Florida Airshow is A Salute
charged with bolstering rarely have them in your to Veterans.
Navy recruitment, embody- backyard." Gainesville native and
ing teamwork and represent- Patty Wagstaff highly decorated World War
ing the "Naval forces to the aerobatic flyer II pilot John R. Alison has
United States, its elected officials been named Honorary Show
and foreign nations." Chairman.
Their aerial display, which should be the Alison first flew combat in 1942 with the
highlight of this weekend's show, is widely 75th Fighter Squadron of the 23rd Fighter
renowned for its close-unit flying like the Group. For his leadership, he was awarded
four-jet Diamond Formation and six-jet Delta the Distinguished Service Cross and eventu-
Formation. ally promoted to commander of that squad-
"We are, of course, extremely excited ron.


In 1946, Alison resigned from the Air
Force as a colonel, only to re-enlist in 1950
for the Korean War. Alison was inducted into
the Air Commando Hall of Fame in 1994.
Along with the Blue Angels, the airshow
will feature Olympic-level aerobatic flyer
Patty Wagstaff. Wagstaff has built a reputa-
tion as "The First Lady of Aerobatics" and is
famous for an unparalleled display of daring
low-level flying.
Patty Wagstaff Airshows Inc. is based in
St. Augustine.
"It is kind of neat to be flying so close to
home," she said in a telephone interview
Monday. "They rarely have them in your
backyard."
Wagstaff is the first woman to win the
title of U.S. National Aerobatic Champion
and has performed in airshows on five con-
tinents.
"I'm really working on Antarctica," she
joked.


Local electronic music scene thrives in rock domain


Gainesville Rock City. That's
us, right?
Not anymore, at least if
Christopher Miller has his way.
Miller is the head of Electronic
SubSouth, a small collective dedicat-
ed to fostering a successful live elec-
tronic music scene in Gainesville.
That's all well and good, but isn't
it an act of futility in a town best
known in the music community as
the home of seminal punk label No
Idea Records? Wrong again, said
Miller.
"The fans and the interest in the
music are already here. The problem
is the lack of venues which are will-


ing to host such events or bring elec-
tronic acts into town," he said.
Chris Kolodziej, of local elec-
tronic act On*tic, agrees.
"The fans come in droves," he
said. "I've even met people from the
Orlando and Tampa areas that drive
all that way just to see the locals."
Two venues not falling into
that category are The Atlantic,
which has hosted several ESS
shows, and The Side Bar, soon to
be home to a monthly electronic
music showcase beginning Sept.
28. But Miller's plans stretch
beyond increasing the volume of
events SubSouth has lined up for


the next few months.
"UP has had an electro-acoustic
music scene for over a decade, and
I'd like to figure out a way to partner
with that. There is also the possibil-
ity of an electro-
clash-themed
night at a newer
downtown ven-
ue," he said'-
music has a few
barriers to over-
come before it can really take off in
Gainesville. Dave LeBleu of Textual,
another local electronic act, said he
believes electronic musicians need


to put on more of a show to pull in a
bigger audience..
"There needs to be more of an
.actual visual or live experience as
opposed to just a few people sit-
ting behind their
laptops," LeBleu
Matt Clear said. SubSouth
Playlist is also looking
theavenue@alligator.org for musicians to
have "more of
a performance-
based element to
their live shows."
For this to happen, and for
new electronic acts to flourish in
Gainesville, a strong support system


needs to be in place. With SubSouth,
these factors have now come togeth-
er and the scene can only continue
to grow.
"It's the ultimate networking
tool for musicians and fans," said
Kolodziej.
Perhaps the next big thing to
come out of Gainesville will eschew
guitars and drums for a laptop and
a synthesizer. If that's the case, it
could happen because of SubSouth
and the dedicated community
of musicians and fans they have
helped bring together.
For more information, visit
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14, ALLIGATOR 0 THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22,2005


Earplugs preserve quality


By MARIA LAVERGHETTA
Avenue Writer


I If you've ever used the cheap, yellow foam
earplugs, you're well aware that sound chang-
es in the process.
Although earplugs protect your ears from
the damage caused by loud speakers at a bar,
they distort the quality of music, said John
Wiseheart, a local audiologist.
Research shows that custom-made musi-
cian earplugs can help the listener or musician
hear the quality of the music better without
damaging their ear, Wiseheart said.
The musician earplugs can either be custom
made for your ear, which cost about $150, or
can be non-custom for $15 to $20.
"Sixty percent of the inductees into the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame have hearing impair-
ment," Wiseheart said.
Normal conversation uses about 60 decibels
of sound, but the level of the ear's resources
that are used increases exponentially by every
added decibel, Wiseheart.
If you are at a rock concert, which is about
112 decibels on average, you could listen for
an hour and 25 minutes with the musician
ear plugs instead of only listening for five
minutes without causing muffled hear-
ing, ringing in your ears, or with repeated
exposure, permanent hearing loss, accord-
ing to the Etymotic Research, Inc. Web site,
www.etymotic.com.
Because the older earplugs protect against
higher-frequency sounds, the music is not
heard as well, Wiseheart said.
"It's like someone just turning the volume


down," he said. "The older, yellow earplugs
are great if you want maximum attenuation
or protection but not if you want to enjoy the
music."
Rashon Medlock, a local singer and gradu-
ate of the UF School of Music, said he sees this.
as arbitrary.
"In Gainesville, pretty much everybody,
plays as loud as they can anyway," he said.
"The quality of earplug would really only mat-
ter if you were a serious concert patron."
However, other local musicians who play
in the brass section feel as though this is an
important investment.
Dakeyan "Dre" Graham, a music education
major at UF and saxophone player in the UF
Jazz Ensemble, said the older earplugs are not
helpful when he uses them during his perfor-
mances.
"They block out the sound," he said. "They
don't allow you to tune as well as you could
because you can't use all the resources of your
ears."
Erik Augereau, a trombonist at UF, doesn't
use earplugs but understands why other play-
ers use them.
"I sit in the back, so I never use earplugs,"
he said. "There are even orchestras which-
have Plexiglass shields between the brass and
strings to protect them."
Due to the benefits of the musician ear
plugs, musicians of all kinds, including march-
ing bands and sound crews, are encouraged to
wear them. Any protection is better than none
at all though, Wiseheart said.
"People don't appreciate how easy it is to
lose your hearing," he said.


Pool keeps fun cheap


S plit between four friends,
a mere $1.63 will cover an
hour of hearty billiards fun at
Silver-Q Billiards and Sports Bar.
You don't have to pay to the door and
there's usually no line. That's a great
way to start any night.
Sure, the initial onslaught of smoke
is a little overwhelming, but it's a
pool hall. Even if no
one was smoking,
management would
most likely conjure
up artificial smoke
to be in accordance
with unspoken
rules for the pool-
hall atmosphere.
With 13 billiard tables, there's often no
wait. Simply trade your ID for a rack of
balls and pick a table.
Iliketogoupstairswherefewertables
means fewer people have the opportu-
nity to see me scratch every other shot.
Sabotage your competitive friend with
devious distraction tactics. Stir up
musketeer-like duels with your sticks
between shots. Challenge the big guy
to limbo.
Possibilities are limitless,
even for the fickle pool player.
The bar offers fast and friendly ser-


vice. Just don't put your cup on the
pool table they don't like that.
Even if pool isn't your thing, you can
shoot hoops, play air hockey, football or
watch something sports-related on TV.
Don't avoid Silver-Q just because
you don't know how to play pool.
They don't make you sign a statement
at the door stating your affinity or your
pool intentions.
Find others like
Diana Jo yourself and be ter-
Godfrey rible together. Get
Cheap Beat that cute guy or girl
theavenue@alligator.org to show you how to
line up a shot. You
may surprise your-
self and be decent. Even lucky shots
feel good.
As you call your eight-ball pocket,
consider the greats who played before
you. English and French royalty used
to play billiards much like CEOs and
salesmen play golf today. Mary,Queen
of Scots enjoyed billiards so much
she was wrapped in the cloth from
her table after she was beheaded.
When you're looking for a chill night
with friends or decide the line at :08
is too long, walk next door to Silver-Q,
225 W University Ave., for a good time.
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Calendar


today
Common Grounds, live music:
needtobreathe, Alphabet City,
Blacksnake, 10 p.m., $5
Eddie C's, live music: Funks
Incorporated, Voice of the People,
Grasshead, 10:30 p.m., $4
Orange and Brew, live music:
Adam's Out, Select Start, The
Duppies, 8 p.m., free
friday
Eddie C's, live music: Chasing
Yesterday, In Stereo, Too Late
May, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, 9
p.m., $5
Phillips Center for the Performing
Arts, live music: Lizz'Wright, 7:30
p.m., $10-$25
The Side Bar, live music: Dbl Wide,
The Alaskan Pirate and his Salty
Seamen, Rob McGregor, 9 p.m.,
$5
saturday
Cafe Gardens, live music: Mellow
Fellows Edible Jazz, 6-9 p.m.,
free
Eddie C's, live'music: Visceral, April,
False Idols, Verity, 10 p.m., $5
The Side Bar, live music: Apollo
Quartet, Dear and Glorious
Physician, Crash the Satellites,


Jason Choi and the Sea, 9 p.m.,
.$5
sunday
The Purple Porpoise, live music:
Bayside, I am the Avalanche,
June, The Forecast, Never Again,
5 p.m., $8
Reitz Union Cinema, movie: "The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,"
8 p.m, 10:30 p.m., free
monday
Common Grounds, live music:
Prefuse 73, DJ Nobody, Textual,
10 p.m., $12
tuesday
Common Grounds, live music: Battle
of the Bands (Part 2) Maxwell
Edison, Smoked Mullet, Crash
Pad, Killarney Star, 10 p.m., $5
Florida School of Massage, live.
music: Gainesville Liberation
Orchestra, time and price TBA
wednesday
Abbey Road, live music: Appetite for
Destruction, Smashing Pumpkins
Tribute Band, 9 p.m., $8
Civic Media Center, live music: Nim
Sum, Lyndon, Cara del Gato, 8
p.m., $3 $5-
The Side Bar, live music: Brentina,
On*tic, Phsychic Killers, The_
Virus, 9 p.m., $5


AUDIOLOGY o

CDs play upbeat, retro


Minus the Bear
Menos el Oso
Suicide Squeeze


WThe Seattle quintet is noto-
rious for its comedy song
titles, but just because this album doesn't
boast anything quite as ridiculous as
"Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco
Twister" doesn't mean they've decided
to drastically change their sound. "Menos
el Oso" follows the same blueprint that
made 2002's "Highly Refined Pirates"
a success jerky, post-punk rhythms
melded to electronic flourishes and seri-
ous lyrics which belie the silly song titles.
It's a formula which is particularly suc-
cessful on more upbeat, danceable tracks
like "The Fix" and "Pachuca Sunrise,"
although there is sadly nothing to match
"Highly Refined Pirates."
However, Minus the Bear's problem
has always been making its songs catchy
enough to stick in listeners' heads, and
"Menos el Oso" is no different the
unexpected time changes and the uncon-
ventional vocals of Jake Snider give the
record a certain initial level of inaccessibil-
ity. If given enough time to grow on you,
these elements can become the album's
strengths.
"Menos el Oso" is a solid record. MTB
fans will love it, but newcomers might
want to try the slightly superior "Highly
Refined Pirates" first.


The Coral
The Invisible Invasion
Sony/BMG


l Being from Liverpool can
be something of a handicap
for a band; it means that reviewers almost
invariably find some way to mention The
B--s. Luckily for the Coral, it bears no
musical resemblance.
That doesn't mean the band doesn't
look to the past for inspiration. A good
portion of the album's harmonies and gui-
tar licks are reminiscent of '60s surf pop,
often providing us with the album's best
moments propulsive opening track
"She Sings the Mourning" in particular.
But the Coral isn't just a one-trick
pony. Lead single "In the Morning," quite
rightly a hit in the band's native UK, is the
very essence of chilled-out summery pop
"The Operator" features a fantastic mock-
spooky keyboard line, and on "So Long
Ago" and "Late Afternoon," the guitar
melodies and softer vocal style (although
not the vocals themselves) recall some of
Belle &Sebastian's more upbeat numbers.
It's debatable whether this album with
its strong tendency toward the retro, will
have a lasting impact. But before the '60s
plundering begins to wear a little thin,
it undoubtedly will provide great enjoy-
ment for those looking to keep the spirit of
summer alive.
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16, ALLIGATOR U THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22,2005


SThe Future's 8o 1Bright

The future's so bright for us at UF, we have
to wear shades.
Designer couture has taken eye protection
to a whole new level. Not only do your knick-
ers have to be up to
par, but somebody's
also looking at your
eyewear from be-
hind theirs.
The style that
'was once cute and
petite or cat-eyed is
now rocking the old
school way big,
flashy and aviator.
If the eyes are
the windows to the
soul, what happens
if you're wearing
sunglasses?
I guess you're in-
cognito, you sneaky
devils.


Slummy style creates sex-life strain


My ex-boyfriend used to say he
liked taking me out to show
me off. I would wish I could
say the same.
Who wants to be shown off by a guy
whose clothes have more holes than
my fishnet stockings and buttcheeks
that peek out when he bends over?
In nature, men are the ones who are
supposed to show off.
They always have the most beauti-
ful features the male cardinal with
his brilliant red, the mallard duck with
his iridescent green, the lion with his
regal mane.
When in the evolutionary chain did
this gene disappear?
Now guys show off by competing to
see whose boxers hang out the most.
I've come to rely on healthy skepti-
cism in the beginning of a relationship
when guys tend to look their best to
win our affection.
It's not real because once they get
you after a few months, their true
style' re-emerges. Thus, you see the
paper-thin, grease-laden, pit-stained,


seethrough, once-was-white-now-is-
grey cotton T-shirt increasingly in his
wardrobe repertoire.
The clothes he used to wear he con-
siders his nice clothes, and they hang
in the closet for special occasions that
never happen.
Sure, you have a few apples who fall
far from the tree, but
for the most part, men
have turned into total
schlubs.
When did this
become OK? Because
it's not just a phase,.
it's the norm.
Women accept guys who don't care,
and the worst thing is we continue to
let them get away with it.
You've seen the mismatched couples
- the princess and the pea, the beauty
and the beast, the fair and the frog, the-
radiant and the rabid.
Why should you take the time
to look adorable if your guy walks
around wearing the same clothes to
toss the football, play X-Box, and club
hop with you and his buddies?


Please note there is a huge dis-
tinction between a guy whose look is
scruffy and the guy who just doesn't
care.
You can tell the difference. It's one
thing to be comfortable but another to
be lazy.
Some of you may consider this ma-
terialistic and vain,
Christine but it's not; it's pride
Steffens a completely dif-
Fashion a Go-Go ferent sin.
theavenue@alligator.org So, what can you
do?
I'm not here to
play devil's advocate, but a friend of
mine once withheld sex from her boy-
friend until he cleaned up his act.
He let himself go after they started
dating, but once he shaved, sprinkled
on some cologne and rid himself of his
beer belly, she had her first non-self-
stimulated orgasm in six months.
Not to say you should do the same,
but let's get the creative juices flowing.
We cannot accept less. If we see it,
let's take action; women unite.
Ladies, it's time to stop settling.


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Walk to SFCC
Roll out of bed and
into class.
$399 Gets you all this
Fully Furnished, Free Ethernet, Free Cable
w/HBO, FREE UTILITIES, W/D,
Roommate match.
379-9300
12-7-72-1

UF Living At Its Best
4/4 & 3/3 from $385 Incl. all util., cable, &
internet. On UF bus routes. Free roommate
match. MaCor Realty Inc. 352-375-8888
10-18-45-1

NS and dog-friendly roomates wanted
IMMEDIATELY! New appliances, wireless,
W/D, direct bus route and biking distance.
everything incl. for $435/mo. 386-795-5888
9-27-20-1

Large fully furnished room in a luxury 2
story house with prof. lady who is seeking
the same. The Valley off NW 39th Ave. $125/
wk. incl., cable, electric and phone. 514-3409
9-30-13-1

DUCKPOND
1 Room in 2 story 3BR/2BA House. All util.
incl. Fully furnished. W/D. 514-3409 9-30-
13-1

CUTE, CLEAN, CHEAP!-
1BR apt in large Duckpond home. Close to
UF. Pretty yard. Available now. $375/mo, utils
included. 378-4684. 9-22-5-1

FREE $250 FREE
Sublease available now thru May '06
4BR/2BA Fully furnished apt. Great female
roommates. Within 1 mile of UF Rent $390 +
util. Call Mellisa at 305-318-1040 9-23-5-1

Room. in a home w/big yard for serious fe-
male student. Non-smokers, 5 minutes from
campus, processed water, unlimited calls,
short term okay- call Barbara 352-376-9960
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SPACE. Rustic 1BR apt. $345/mo.
01BR cottage $375/mo. Call 378-9220 or
mobile 213-3901.12-7-72-2

ACROSS FROM UF
1BRs from $460
Laundry on site, pets ok.
700 sq ft, Free Parking.
Open Weekends 371-7777
12-7-72-2

LYONS SPECIAL .
$99 1st month's rent
377-8797
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Wake up & walk to UF
Studios & 1 bedrooms
Starting @ $469
Pet friendly, Pool
*Come Seel 372-7111*
12-7-72-2

JANUARY AVAILABILITY
0 HUGE floorplans! Great Pools!
1BR $530 2 BR $5751
Water/Sewer included!
Bike to UF 335-7275
12-7-72-2

LIVE DOWNTOWN FOR SPRING
Studios, 1/1s, 2/2s & 3/3s
Pool*Alarm*Pets Welcome
Available January! 338-0002
12-7-72-2


*SUN BAY APTSO
OSome furnished availed
**Walk or Bike to Campus **
1-1 $460/mo9*2-1 $520/mo
www.sunisland.info ***376-6720
12-7-72-2

1 & 2BR apts. convenient to shopping, bus
line, and just a few miles from .UF. Located
off SW 20th Ave. $375 $450, incl water,
sewer, pest control & garbage. Sorry no pets
allowed. Call 335-7066. 12-7-72-2

LEASING FOR JANUARY
Stress free living! Great-rates!
0 1BR from $460 2BR from $530
Beautiful pools/courtyards
Walk/bike to UF 372-7555
12-7-72-2

2/2 LUXURY TOWNHOUSE
Close to UF & Law School
Free Tan, 24hr.Gym,Comp.Lab
W/D incl., Free Cable & Alarm
Call for GREAT Specials 379-9255
12-7-72-2

Deluxe, Large 3 or 4BR apt/house, 60
second walk to UF. Remodeled, Old House
charm. Central AC, washer/dryer included.
Wood floors. With Parking. By Private
Owner. 538-2181 Iv message 12-7-72-2

HUGE apt! HUGE value! 2BR avail. NOW!
1,2 & 4 BR units avail Jan '06
Pool, tennis, alarm, close to everything!
FREE UF parking, pets welcome
pinetreegardens.com or call 376-4002
12-7-72-2

Deluxe, large one or two bedroom, 60 sec-
ond walk to UF. Wood firs, washer, dryer
included,, fireplace, patio deck. Can furnish.
Short term available. Private Owner. $495-
up. 352-538-2181. Lv mssg 12-7-72-2

There's no place like home!
Make us yours!
1 BR/1 BA*2BR/2BA*3BR/3BA TH
Cable*Gated*Sauna*24hr Gym*Tanning
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FREE High-Speed Internet
FREE Monitored Alarm
FREE Cable/Tanning/Gym '
W/D plus TVs in every kitchen
374-FUNN (3866)
12-7-72-2

** ELLIE'S HOUSES **
Quality single family homes. Walk or bike to
UF. www.ellieshouses.com 352-215-4991 or
352-215-4990 12-7-72-2

SUN ISLAND
1.1 from $480.00 2.1 $530.00
$99 deposit for Grad students
999 SW 16th Ave phone # 376-6720
www.sunisland.info
12-7-72-2

TRIPLE YOUR SAVINGS!
HUGE Townhouse only $1025
Cable*Pool*Free Tanning*Gym
Fall Specials on Now! 372-8100
12-7-72-2

PARK AT UF
Huge 2/2s from $625
Laundry on site, central ac.
Pets ok, private balconies.
Open Weekends 371-0769
12-7-72-2

HOUSES AT UF
2/3/5 BRs from $690
Wood Floors, W/D
Fenced in backyard, central ac
OPEN WEEKENDS 371-7777
12-7-72-2

LIVE STUDY PLAY
Luxury 3BR/3BA Townhomes
Free Cable w/ HBO/Sho, Tan, 24 hr gym,
Aerobics, W/D, Gated, Pet Friendly, Alarpn
*The Laurels, 335-4455*
*Sign today & save over $1050*
12-7-72-2

HUGE 1BR! Move-in Today
Tennis, b-ball, pool, alarm
Pinetreegardens.com
376-4002, open wknds
call about specials 12-7-72-2

You can't go wrong with FREE
FREE Rent, FREE UF Parking FREE W/D
2BR/1.5BAtownhome $669
Alarms, pets welcome, move-in today!
www.SpanishTrace.org 373-1111
12-7-72-2

**212 TWHN Avail. Nowl"
* 1.9 mi to UF~W/D*Garages
* Free Cable w/HBO & Showtime
* Free Tanning-Comp. Lab
* Pets welcome-Private dog park
* Luxury Living 377-2801
12-7-72-2

Total Elec, 2 & 3 Bedroom, $395-$550, cent
A/C, pool, tennis, B-ball waste, pest, lawn
mowing. 251b pet $15/mo. M-F 10-6 or by
appt. Alamar Gardens 4400 SW 20th Ave.
373-4244 UF bus line #20 12-7-72-2

**BR & 2BR BEAUTIFUL**
NEW kitchen, tile, carpet, paint
3BR/2BA Flats 00** $735/mo
2BR/2BA Flats 00** $695/mo
2BR- over 1100 sq ft **00 $695/mo ..
1 BR-over 800 sq ft 00** $599/mo
Close to UF, beautiful, quiet
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FREE CABLE*FREE INTERNET
RENT REBATE FOR FALL
HUGE THREE BEDROOM
CALL TODAY! 372-8100
12-7-72-2

NEWLY RENOVATED
Affordable, Quiet living
HUGE 1& 2BR Pool
Skylights 1.5 miles to UF
Furn Avail 377-7401 *
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ENORMOUS 3BR
A.vail for Current and Fall
Pool*Tennis Cts*1.5 Mi 2-UF
Ind lease, Furn & Util Avail
Great Specials*377-7401 12-7-72-2

INDIVIDUAL LEASES AVAILABLE -
NOWAND FALL SEASON
Convenient UF access
$325 to $575
Action Real Estate Services
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University Terrace Gainesville
University Terrace West
9 Month Individual Leases
W/D, Pool & Utilities $325-$350/mo.
Union Properties 373-7578
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*UPPER CLASS Students*
Perfect place to study!
FREE cable w/ HBO/Show
FREE GARAGE*ALARM*WD
Gated entry*Computer lab
Wireless poolside*FREE Tanning
1,2&3brs**338-0003
12-7-72-2

VILLAGE LOFT APTS.
1BR LOFT APTS. 650 &750 sq ft. Starting
@ $490 mo. Quiet, wooded setting. FREE
monitored alarm system. 6400 SW 20th Ave.
Call 332-0720 9-30-21-2

CHEAP RENT! 3BR 1 BA house
CH/AC, large kitchen, w/d hookups,
$625/rent, 503 A NW 19th Lane
Carl Turlington Real Estate, Inc. 372-9525
www.TurlingtonRealEstate.com 9-23-29-2

SEPT FREE! Downtown 4BR 2BA house
w/Living & family rooms, fireplace, parquet
floors, washer/dryer, $1050/rent
1525 NE 6th Terrace
Carl Turlington Real Estate, inc. 372-9525
www.TurlingtonRealEstate.com 9-23-29-2

2 bd/2ba, NW area, Central H & A/C, ceiling
fan, dish washer, W &D, 2 car garage, fenced
back yard. Close to Oaks Mall and North
Regional. Ready for Aug. lease. $860. No
section 8. Call 352-375-6754 9-30-33-2

3bd/ 2ba, NW area. Clean and spacious.
Fenced back yard. Central H & A/C. Ceiling
fans. W/D hookups. Car port. Close to law
school. Ready for Aug. lease. Call 352-375-
6754.-No section 8. 9-30-33-2

3BR/3BA COUNTRYSIDE APT.
f*.Dse to UF on bus rt. W/D, utils, cable w/
HBO,DSL incl. $400/rm/mo. No dep. Female
only. NS. 954-680-0918, 954-328-2021 9-
30-24-2

Village West Apartments
800 NW 18th Ave
1BR/1BA $460-$520/mo.
Ask about UF Parking Decal
Union Properties 373-7578
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Bel-Aire Apartments
636 NW 26th Ave.
1or 2 BRs $535-$625/mo
Ask about UF Prarking Decal
Union Properties 373-7578
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12-7-72-2

BLOCKS TO UF! Spacious 3BR 2BA, Bonus
room, Wood floors, fireplace, lawn svc,
Screen porch, w/d hookups, $1475/rent
1741 NW 6th Avenue
Carl Turlington Real Estate, Inc. 372-9525
www.TurlingtonRealEstate.com 9-23-23-2

1st MONTH FREE! 3 BR 2 BA,
Parquet floors, carport, screen
porch, w/d hookups, $875/rent
600 NW 36th Drive
Carl Turlington Real Estate, Inc. 372-9525
www.TurlingtonRealEstate.com 9-23-23-2

3/2 PARTY HOUSEAVAILABLE
NOW. 904-710-3050
9-30-28-2

HOME OR OFFICE
3 and 1.5 NW area Close to banks, busi-
nesses and shopping centers. Central Ht and
A/C. Private driveway and space for parking.
Call 352-375-6754. No section 8. 9-30-27-2

3912 SW 37th St. 3BR
Great location, wood floors, newly painted,
off-street parking $900/mo
Campus Realty 692-3800 9-22-20-2

907 NW 11th Ave.
4BR/2.5BA, wood floors, W/D, spacious inte-
rior, large yard. $1200/mo
Campus Realty 692-3800 9-22-20-2 .

Free extended Basic Cable! Pets Welcome!
1000 sq ft Split Floor PLan W/D Hook-ups
& DW. 1BR/1BA & 2BR/2BA Available. Call.
Now 372-99t3 12-7-71-2

Amazingly Affordable! HUGE 650 sq ft 1BR
1000 sq ft 2BR Townhouses & Flats
Discounted Rates Starting @ $380 & $480
Close to Santa Fe, UF & 1-75 332-5070 12-
7-71-2

4/3 & 3/2 HOUSES Walking distance to UF.
Newly remodeled. W/D, carport and huge
yard. Call 352-283-2828. 9-30-26-2

NW 39th Ave. Nice 2BR/2BA Gated patio,
trees. $510-$525.9 Extra large 2BR/2BA+
loft. With Laminate wood pattern floor good
architecture, good neighborhood convenient
$610-$6259 Call 373-8310. 9-22-19-2

NEAR LAW SCHOOL 3/1, $1200/mno. 1st,
last, sec. Pref grad student. No pets, W/D
hook up, DW, wood firs, cent A/C, gas heat,
trees. Call Tom >8pm or wkd 954-529-4031
9-26-15-2


Walking distance to UF!
Completely renovated studio
Condos in Prairiewood less than
1 mile to campus. $450.
Call 215-5155/215-5506 9-30-25-2


Looking, for an Apartment???

THE LEASING CONNECTION
1608 NW 1st Avenue
Located right behind the Florida Book Store
Plenty of FREE PARKING

FREE Apartment and Housing
Locator Service

Call 352-376-4493 or visit
www.TheLeasingConnection.com
9-30-25-2

217 NW 35th St 3BR/3BA $1050/mo
Ceramic tile, large fenced yard, W/D, dish-
washer, carport, lawn care incl. Excellent
condition!
Call Campus Realty 692-3800 9-22-15-2

Affordable 3BRs close to UFI
1418 NW6th PI.
W/D, fenced yard, private parking $950/mo
625 NW 10th Ave.
Private parking, W/D hu, Ig yard $900/mo
Campus Realty 692-3800 9-22-15-2


LUXURY 1BR/1BA overlooking creek
Washer/Dryer. Ready for immediate occu-
pancy. Near Sam's Club, on bus line. Close
to UF $560.
Andree Realty 375-2900 9-30-21-2

FUNKY LOFT APARTMENT
behind Leo's 706. Walk to UF & downtown.
$350/mo 333-9413 leave message 9-26-
17-2

SEPT FREE! 1 BR Great value!
Only $449/mos 0 $150 Deposit
CLOSE TO CAMPUS
THE WOODS 375-3077
9-30-20-2

FREE 1st MONTH! 2BR 2.5BA
TH in Kensington South, high
Ceilings, dining room, washer/dryer, pool
3901 SW 20th Ave #105
Carl Tu.rlington Real Estate, Inc. 372-9525
www.TurlingtonRealEstate.com
9-23-14-2

Cute cottage 2 bedroom 1 bath with study
$750/mo wood floors yard service
316 N.W. 20th Ave. Green Tree Realty, Inc.
Barbara 317-4392. 10-3-20-2

Melrose Bay furnished 3, bedroom 2 bath
2200 sq. overlooks Lake Sante Fe
$2400/mo Seminole Ridge Rd. Green Tree
Realty, Inc. Liz 258-2437. 10-3-20-2

-Downtown Alachua 3 bedroom 2 bath large
home $895/mo, garage,
Green Tree Realty, Inc. Barbara 317-4392
10-3-20-2

Cute 1 bedroom 1 bath with study, new ap-
pliances $495/mo 304 N.W. 19th Ave. yard
service, Green Tree Realty, Inc. Barbara
317-4392. 10-3-20-2

CUTE & CLEAN
4BR/2.5BA Vintage house in NW near UF.
Hardwood floors, cent H/AC, W/D, 907 NW
11th Ave. $1200/mo. Call 333-9413 9-26-
14-2

Nice home 3BR/2BA
Central AC, tile floors, carport, fenced yard,
W/D hookup. 328 SE 70th Street. $870/mo.
Pets neg. Sec. alarm. Avail immed 316-1637
9-30-17-2

DUCKPOND
Historic house, lots of charm, hardwood firs,
blocks to downtown, studio $400, 306 NE 6th
St. Call 538-6527, 379-4952 9-23-10-2

Near Campus Large 1 BR/1 BA $450/Mo
1 BR/1 BA Historic Area $325/Mo
4BR/2BA 1 Acre Lot $1100/Mo
Pear Tree Realty, Inc.
Realtor 335-3802 10-10-20-2

4BR/2BA Double Carport, 2200 sq. ft. ter-
razo/ tile and carpet floors, inside laundry
room, large. fully equipped kitchen, near
schools, churches & shopping. $1200/mo
3708 NW 16th Ave. 352-376-2547 9-30-14-2

1 BR/1BA Condo
Close to UF. New appliances. Call 352-213-"
3943 9-27-10-2

Nice & vey clean affordable 3BR/2BA brick
house. 1620 NW55th St. Close to UF, SFCC
& Mall. Cent. H/AC, new DW, carport, laun-
dry rm, scr porch, fenced backyard. Avail
immed. $945/mo 1st/last/sec. 352-281-4229
9-26-10-2

New 1430 sq. ft. 2BR/2.5BA townhouse.
Master suite. Pool, hi- spd. internet, security
system. New appliances. Near UF. $1000/
mo. Call 954-755-1728, 561-912-6223 9-
27-10-2

3BRs.for-rent in a 4BR/2BA. $250/mo each.
Off Williston Rd. Contact Jen 352-495-8068
or 407-947-9748 or Denise 407-509-4574
9-27-10-2

Efficiency apt. in quiet NW, perfect for prof
or grad student, $395, includes all utilities
& cable, avail Nov. 1 377-1868 6-8 PM 9-
30-12-2

Close to UF Law School. 3BR/1BA w/extra
room $840/MO. Parquet wood floors. Central
heat & air. 303 NW 36th Drive. Call Merrill
Management Inc. 352-317-3418 9-23-7-2


Casa Blanca West townhouse, 1000 sq. ft.
2BR/1.5BA, screened rm, W/D, pool, 2 bus
routes, avail Aug. $650/mo Call 352-359-
2594 9-28-10-2

1BR w/ pvt gated courtyard
Small quiet complex located at 3320 SW
23rd St. Starting at $395/mo. Pets arranged.
Call 377-2150. Please leave a message.
9-29-10-2

3BR/2BA newly renovated condo. Close to
the mall. No pets. Smoke-free environment.
$1000/mo + deposit. Call 336-6421 9-22-5-2

SPECIAL- REDUCED
3/1 1 Block to UF
1227 SW 4th Ave.
Remodeled, central heat/AC, .wood floors,
clean. $975 Call 352-514-5060 9-23-5-2

3BR/Pvt BA. Available 1/1/06. 6-12 month
lease. Perfect for grad/intl. students.
Sparkling. Furn/unfurn. Large home in
Kirkwood. $400-$500 +util. 352-375-6996 or
352-284-0979 10-7-15-2

Apartment For Rent
Gator Place Condos -
3600 SW 23rd St. Apt #4
2 bed/1 bath $695 a month
Contact: Amy 561-252-5144 9-23-5-2


La Mancha Apts.
Enjoy all-inclusive individual leases within
walking distance of UF! Swimming pool,
laundry facilities, private parking. Make your
life easier today! Short term leases avail-
able! Call Campus Realty today 692-3800
10-17-20-2

JUST THE PLACE!
Studio, One and Two Bedrooms
Pets Welcome (ask for details)
Rents start at $329! PLUS FREE RENTI
Call today! 352-373-7665 9-26-5-2

CLOSE TO CAMPUS
Available now!-
2BR/1BA Apt. $475
3BR/1BA Duplex $600
MITCHELL REALTY 374-8579x1 12-7-64-2

NEW & AFFORDABLE!
Remodeled 3/1 house in nice NW area near
UF. New: kitchen/bonus rm, bath, tile/carpet,
appliances, w/d. Central AC,big yard. $950/
mo. 305-297-4827 10-18-15-2


1st MONTH FREE
BRADISSEN PLACE Brand new construc-
tion. Large 2BR/2BA condo. W/D, patio area.
Close to Archer Rd. & UF. $725/mo. On UF
bus route. 317-5060 or 332-0841 10-4-10-2

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2BR/1BA. New tile, new carpet, new paint,
cent AC/heat, W/D hk up. Walk/bike to UF.
408-NW 5th Ave. Apt. A. $720/mo + utils. 1st/
last & sec. www.gatorpads.com 284-0316 or
281-0733 10-5-10-2

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Female 1 room in 3BR/3BA @ Univesity
Glades, 2 bus rts, W/D, internet, 24hr gym,
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mo all inclusive OBO email izard83@ufl.edu
or call 386-299-1547 10-5-10-2


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2BR/2.5BA Arbor East townhouse'$655/mo
tile floors extra storage close to UF, Shands
& shopping 1st month free 1002 sq ft pets
welcome. Call 373-1828. 9-22-20-3

Holly house 2BR/1 BA all to yourself in SE
Gainesville historical district. On top of UF/
Shands bike trail. Huge yard & front porch.
Just $625/mo. You keep $300 deposit. 335-
6975. 9-22-5-3

ARBOR APTS. 1BR/1BA. Vaulted ceilings,
all new carpet & appliances. Starting Jan 06.
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TAKE OVER LEASE for a 3BR/2.5BA with
den, W/D, DW, free cable, free gym pass,
pool, bbcourt, tennis, racquet ball. Fun en-
vironment, close to UF, SFCC $975/mo. No
dep. Call 331-9133 Shannon. 9-26-4-3

SUBLEASE FOR SPRING
Huge 1/1 in Duckpond. Wood floors. Blvd.
Apts. $480/mo 786-417-7237 9-26-3-3


Roommates


Roommate Matching HERE
Oxford Manor 377-2777 ,
The Landings 336-3838
The Laurels 335-4455
Cobblestone 377-2801
Hidden Lake 374-3866
12-7-72-4

Female roommate for one/two female UF
students. Quiet. Responsible. 60 second
walk to UF. Old house charm with all ameni-
ties. Avail Now. $400 up. 352-538-2181 .Lv
message. Private Owner 12-7-72-4

Unfurn BR for rent in brand new, spacious
condo w/2 F, UF students. NW 55th St. Call
Lisa for details @ 352-514-1763. 9-30-21-4

F NS grad/prof needed for 1BR in BRAND
NEW 2/2 condo. 2 mi to UF on bus rte. W/D.
$475 + 1/2 util/mo. Common area furnished,
tile firs. 904-386-6485 or apena13@ufl.edu
9-30-32-4

REDUCED! M/F to share 2/1.5 twnhs w/ 20yr
pre-vet M. Pets ok. W/D, DW, full kitchen,
tile, pool in Mill Run. SW 20th Ave. $300/mo
+ 1/2 utils. 828-775-8807. 9-22-24-4

Roommates bring a-friend. Share utils.
Houses on East University Ave. Bike or bus
to class. $475-550 + sec & last mo. Available
now. Call 352-375-4250 or 745-0785. 9-
22-20-4

Female student to join 2 females for your
own BR in attractive 3BR house near NW 8th
Ave, 3mi. from UF on bus rt. #43, tile/hdwd,
$275/mo + 1/3 GRU&HSInternet-digital
cable, avail Sept, 381-5597, 332-3852. 9-
23-21-4

Room in NW home. $350/mo incl utils &
DSL. No pets mature male non-drinker/
smoker. Avail immed (flex). Scott 335-8209
9-23-30-4


COUNTRYSIDE CONDO. 4BR4BA: 1BR/
1BA avail now. Ethernet, util incl. W/D, nicely
furn, secure. Exercise/pool. Direct bus UF 3
mi.$455/mo/room. Vanessa 352-217-3464,
Flo 352-157-9656 or 352-636-4814. 9-30-
26-1

2 Rooms Available at a House 705 NW 34th
St., Blocks Away from UF College of Law.. 1
for $280 or 2 for $500. Call Will at 352-375-
8699 or wcharlot@ufl.edu 9-22-10-4

Looking for female for 1 BR/BA in 3 BR/3BA
Apt at Rockwood Villas. Hi-spd internet &
cable. On UF busline. All utils. incl. for $500/
mo Rent. 407-970-0720 or 407-421-3121.
9-27-10-4

One roommate needed to live in 3BR/2BA
house on 34th St. and 16th Ave. Call
Michelle 305-322-6389. Rent $375/mo + 1/3
utilities. 9-22-6-4

Roommate 3BR/2BA, nice SW neighbor-
hood. Pool, DSL, HBO, $475/mo includes
utilities. Furnished optional. Female pre-
ferred. Call 772-201-9933. 9-23-6-4

Roommate wanted to share 1BR/1BA in
3BR/2BA house. Fully furnished, W/D, DW.
SW Gainesville, close to UF. 336-6421 or
850-496-0367. 9-22-5-4

Rooms for rent: Large, clean house. Close
to campus. High speed and cable. Large
yard. Two car garage and porch area. Rent
$425. For more info call Tre at 352-328-8878
9-23-5-4

I BR avail in cute 2/1.5 twnhs w/vet stdnt, w/
d, fncd yard, pool, hi-spd int, new carpet, tile,
pets ok. NO DEPOSITS! $350/mo +1/2 util.
alexgatr@ufl.edu 352-255-7852 9-23-5-4

1 Male roommate needed. Serious student
to share 3BR/2BA house. Located south of
UF on Williston Rd. W/D, cable, wireless
DSL, $395/mo +1/3 utils. Call 258-9116
10-14-20-4

*TULANE STUDENT NEEDS ROOMMATE
to share 2/2 condo, includes::
utilities, cable, internet, w/d, gated, pool,
racquetball, fully furnished $125/wk
352-264-9821 9-35-36 9-23-5-4

** 3BR/2.5BA Roomate needed in Cricket
Club. Allergy-free environment, covered
parking available, on bus rt. Incl. clubhouse,
pool, gym, laundry in gated community, $450/
mo incl. utils. Jodi 494-0405 10-10-15-4


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Rockwood Villas 1BR/1BA Avail in 3/3
Condo. $400/mo +utils. Close to campus
& on bus route. Call Karly at 352-514-1617
Leave msg. 10-4-10-4

ENJOY A ROMANTIC OLD HOUSE
near Library downtown. $285-$360/mo +
utilities. Free internet access. Short term. No
pets. No smoking. Job opportunity available.
378-1304 9-26-5-4

Beautiful home in tress on quiet street near
UF, Quiet for study. Gourmet kitchen, fire-
place, hi-spd DSL internet, cable TV, W/D,
cent A/C, large yard, cats welcome. $340+
utils. 352-271-8711 9-26-5-4

1 MONTH FREE. Furnished 1BR/1BA avail-
able immediately in 3BR/3BA Campus Lodge
Apt. W/D, screened porch. Great location
$534/mo 757-348-8767 9-26-5-4

Rooms. $75-$85 P/W utilities color tv max
cab. w/m on bus r/t. 3 mi from Univ Ave +
Main St. But rent + utility. (negotiable) for one
day work. 376-0384 for all info. 10-4-10-4

Roommate needed: 1BR, private bath.
House on 441 just outside Gville. Rent $250
plus half cable & utilities. Porch, garage, gat-
ed community. Females only. Pets allowed.
Call Sara 352-359-0839 9-27-5-4

1IBR wIPRIVATE BA
NE Gainesville. Quiet neighborhood $300/
mo + 1/2 utils. 1st/last/$200 security. Home
375-5377, work 373-6066 ask for Sue. 9-
22-1-4
DUCKPOND AREA: 1BR in 3BR house-
w/living & dining rm, kitchen, garage, front
& backyards. $300/mo + util. 352-256-380Q
9-28-5-4

1/1 AVAILABLE
in NEW 2/2.5 townhouse. Everything new +
W/D. $430/mo + 1/2 utils. Call 352-870-2506
or email apt4rent06@yahoo.com 9-28-5-4

Roommate needed for 3BR/2BA apt in SW
20th Ave now. $300 + 1/3 util. On UF busline.
Hi-spd inet, pool &TV cable. Free UF parking.
Call 219-7309, probook2003@yahoo.com
10-5-10-4

M/F Roommate for unfurnished room in 4BR/
4BA condo. W/D, DW, full kitchen, pool, bus
line, close to UF. $325 + shared util. Available
now. John 786-436-1657 10-5-10-4

Real Estate

Sell your house, condo, acreage, mobile
home and much more in the ALLIGATOR
CLASSIFIEDS! Reach over 24,000 possible
buyers! Mastercard and Visa accepted over
the phone. Please Call 373-Find .

Quad-, Tri-, or Duplex w/pvt parking, extra
land, 60 sec walk to UF. Exc cond. House
3/4BR, 2BA, wd firs, covered prch, concrete
patio, garage/work-shop. Pvt Owner. 352-
538-2181 Iv mssg 12-7-72-5

Existing condos & luxury condos near UF
at affordable prices. For more information,
visit www.mattpricerealtor.com or call
today Matt Price 352-281-3551 Campus
Realty Group 9-30-27-5

JACKSON SQUARE
Spectacular university views. Walk to UF &
the stadium. Classic New Orleans appeal
with state-of-the-art luxury. Reserve today.
52 units available. Starting in mid-300's. Call
Eric Wild 870-9453 12-7-80-5

UNIVERSITY TERRACE CONDO
4BR/4BA, 3 leases signed for next year. Call
for details 407-620-1555 9-30-28-5

TIRED OF RENTING? -
I can help you find a house or condo
in the UF area. Call Brett Wherry
at 352-412-8662
Century 21 Classic Properties 352-331-2100
9-23-15-5


a Furnishings


BED-Queen, orthopedic, extra thick, pillow-
top, mattress & box. Name brand, new, still
in plastic. Sacrifice $110. Call 352-372-7490
will deliver. 12-7-72-6


BED FULL SIZE ORTHOPEDIC Pillow-top
mattress & box. New, unused, still in plastic
w/warranty. Can deliver. Sacrifice $85. Call
352-377-9846 12-7-72-6

MICROFIBER SOFA& LOVESEAT
Brand new still packaged w/warranty. Must
sell. Can deliver. Retail $2300. Sacrifice
$550 352-372-7490 12-7-72-6

BED King Pillowtop mattress & box springs.
Orthopedic rated. Name brand, new, never
been used, in plastic with warranty. Sell
$170. Call 352-372-8588 Can deliver. 12-
7-72-6

CHERRY SLEIGH BED solid with Pillowtop
Mattress & Box. All new still boxed. Cost
$1500, sacrifice $550 352-333-7516

Sofa $185 Brand new in pkg 333-7516
12-7-72-6

BEDROOM SET. 7pc Cherry, Queen/ king
bed, dresser w/mirror, 2 nightstands, chests
avail. Dovetail const. New, in boxes. Can de-
liver. Retail $6500, must sell, sacrifice $1400
(352) 372-7490 12-7-72-6

SOFA & LOVESEAT 100% Italian leather.
Brand new in plastic w/warranty. Retail
$2650. Sacrifice $750. Call 352-377-9846
12-7-72-6

DINING ROOM Beautiful cherry set w/table,
6 Chippendale chairs, hutch & buffet. New,
still in boxes. Retail $5200, sacrifice $1100.
Must sell. Can deliver. 352-372-8588,12-
7-72-6

FUTON Solid oak mission-style frame w/
mattress. New, in box. $160' 332 9899

DINETTE SET 5pc $85 Brand new in box.
Never used. 352-377-9846 12-7-72-6

BEDS Full mattress & boxspring sets $49
Queen sets $89 0 Single sets $39 *King
sets $99 0 From estate sale. Safe pine bunk
bed $109. 376-0939/378-0497.
CALL-A-MATTRESS 4370 SW 20th Ave.
12-7-72-6

MEMORY FOAM same as Temperpedia.
Save 50% & more. Other close-outs. twin
sets $89 Ofull sets $129 Oqueen sets $149
eking sets $189 Student discounts apply.
4370 SW 20th Ave. 376-0953. We deliver.
12-7-72-6

Beds, Futons, Furniture, King Sealy sets
$299; new sofas for $299; oak futons $169;
sofa & loveseat $399; dinettes, desks, all
on sale *New Location* 140 NW 6th St
Morrells Furniture Outlet. 352-378-3400
12-7-81-6

**BEDS ALL BRAND NEW**
Orthopedic pillow-top sets.
**Full-$100 Queen-$130 King-$195"**
Brand name matching sets not used or re-
furbished. Still in plastic, direct from factory!
A better product at a better price. Wholesale
Furniture Dealer (3205 SW 40th Blvd. off
Archer Rd.) 376-1600. Ask for Rachel or
Brian 12-7-72-6

Bed All New Queen orthopedic pillow-top
mattress & box set. Still in plastic with war-
ranty. Can Deliver, $130 (352) 264-9799
12-7-72-6


Bed -$100 All New Full size orthopedic mat-
tress set. Brand new, still in plastic, w/ war-
ranty. Can Deliver.352-376-1600 12-7-72-6

Bedroom Set- Brand New! Still in boxes! HB
-$125, NS -$75, Dresser $135, Mirror -$75,
Chest $135. Can Deliver. (352) 264-9799
12-7-72-6

Dinette Set $125 Brand New 5 pc set in
box, never used! Can Deliver 494:0333 -

Sofa $225 Brand New! Loveseat- $170 Still
in package, never used. Can Del. 376-1600
12-7-72-6

Pool Table Gorgeous 8' All wood table.
Leather pockets, Italian 1" slate, carved
legs. Br. New still in crate. Cost $4,500. Sell
$1,350. Can Deliver. 264-9799 12-7-72-6

Hot Tub/Spa $1795.00 Brand New Loaded!
Waterfall, LED lights, cup-holders, 110v en-
ergy efficient with warranty. Free Delivery.
264-9799 12-7-72-6


DIAL-A-WASHER
Washer & Dryer leasing $160/semester or
$300/year. Call 352-318-3721 9-30-32-6

**BEDS -ALL BRAND NEW**
**Full $90 Queen $110 King $170* -
Orthopedic pillow-top sets. Brand name
matching sets not used or refurbished. Still
in plastic, direct from factory! 352-333-7516.
12-7-72-6

BED- QUEEN New orthopedic pillowtop mat-
tress and boxspring set. Brand name, brand
new, still in plastic with warranty. Can deliver.
$115 352-377-9846.12-7-72-6

Bed- All New King! 3pc Orthopedic pillowtop
mattress set. Brand NEW, still in plastic with
warranty. Can deliver. $170 352-333-7516.
12-7-72-6

Bedroom Set- $325 BRAND NEW. Still
in boxes! 6 pieces include: Headboard, 2
Nightstands, Dresser, Mirror, Chest. Must
sell, can deliver. 352-377-9846.12-7-72-6

Futon $160 Solid Oak Mission Style with
plush mattress. All brand NEW still in box.
Can deliver. 352-333-7516 -12-7-72-6

Pool Table Gorgeous 8" All wood table.
Leather pockets, Italian 1" slate, carved legs.
Brand new still in crate. MUST SELL Retail
$5500. Sell $950. Can deliver 352-377-9846
12-7-72-6

Hot Tub/Spa $1295 Brand New Loaded!
Waterfall, LED lights, cupholders, 110-v
energy efficient with warranty. Free delivery,
MUST SELL 352-372-8588 12-7-72-6

Bed-FULL size pillowtop mattress & box.
New, in plastic, warr. Can del. $90 317-4031

Sofa $185 Brand new! Love seat $150 still in
pkg. Can del 352-333-7516
12-7-72-6

FUTONS BEDS FURNITURE
LOW PRICES & LARGE SELECTION
Dumas Discount 371-4422 1201 E. Univ. Av.
New Used 0 Buy 0 Sell 12-7-59-6


Used Appliances
Washers/Dryers, Refrigerators & Stoveq
$125 each (352)378-4578 10-12-20-6

APT CONTENTS Modem furniture. Exc
cond. <2yrs old: dining table $250, sofa
$200, coffee table $120, shelf unit $25,
garden table/chairs; Ikea queen bedset incl.
mattress, 2 bedside tables, chest of drawers
$450. Kitchen equipment, lamps, port CD
radio & more. 352-219-0236. Visit 9am-lpm
Sun 9/25. Apt J-301, Haile Village Center
9158 51st Rd 3rd fir above Village Market.
9-23-3-6

PVC PATIO SET
6 pieces, fair condition, white & green flow-
ers. $150. 352-374-8451 9-28-5-6

Full size bed $60, dorm fridge $45, dining
room table w/4chairs $75, nice sofa $85,
dresser w/mirror-$75, 13" remote TV-$35,
Lawn mower $60. Call 335-5326 9-28-5-6


W& MALakmpucs. CA&!

12-7-72-7

Computer HELP fast! A+ Computer Geek
House/dorm 59 min response. No waiting/
unplugging/hassels. $30 Gator Discoint
w/student ID. M/F Cert MCSE technicians.
333-8404. www.ACorriputerGeek.com 12-
7-72-7

Cash Paid Laptop PCs
SALES SERVICE 0 PARTS
www.pcrecycle.biz 336-0075 12-7-72-7


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20, ALLIGATOR U THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2005


Computers

"COMPUTER & LAPTOP REPAIRS"
Network specialists
We buy computers and laptops
Working and Non-working
37.-4009, 607 NW 13th Street
12-7-72-7







1-2?7-69-7


GATORNERD.COM
- computer/laptop repair
- virus, spyware, hardware
- $10 discounts, cheapest!
- home/dorm 352-219-2980
12-7-69-7 .

Dual 21" Sun/Sony Flat CRT Monitors.
Perfect for Graphics & Audio Workstations.
$500 obo. John @ 850-832-0888 or
sonicj@gmail.com for Pics. Monitors located
in Gainesville. 9-26-4-7

G'ville Computer Repair
Service on all PC MAC and Networks. 1204
NW 13th St, Ste #10. 352-337-2500 12-7-
53-7


ll1 Electronics

DISCOUNT HI-FI
722 S. Main 0 The Red Bldg
WE ARE CHEAPER
12-7-72-8

GATOR CAR ALARMS Take a bite out of
crime $99.95. Installed. FREE. Gainesville's
oldest car alarm and car stereo specialty
store. 373-3754 Audio Outlet. 12-7-84-8

Car stereo, car alarms, mobile video, mobile
navigation, custom wheels and tires, and
automobile performance at Sound Depot &
Performance. 374-7700 sdp-alligator.com.
12-7-72-8

MESA BOOGIEAMP. Nomad 45 GuitarAmp.
All tubes, 3 channel. Excellent condition.
$650 OBO. Call Sunil at 352-278-0232 and
leave-message. 9-22-5-8


I ,Bicycles


In the market for a new set of wheels or just
looking to add a second to that collection?
Want personalized handlebars or a fitted
seat? Check in the Alligator Classifieds.

NEW & USED BIKES FOR SALE
Many to choose from
Best Prices in Town *
SPIN CYCLE 373-3355
424 W University Ave 12-7-72-9

YIKES BIKES
Used not abused. From basic transportation
to highend stuff. All styles. Great prices. 5
blocks from UF in College Park. 870-8693
12-7-72-9


0 1 For Sale

PARKING:
Private, Secure, Guaranteed. 60 sec to UF.
Reserve now! Reasonable rates. 352-538-
2181. Can leave mssg. 12-7-72-10

GET CHEAP TEXTBOOKS
Search 24 bookstores in 1 click!
S&H and taxes automatically calculated
T. it tiday! http://www.bookhq.com 9-
26-25-10

ANTHOLOGY
by Bob Brackin
containing
"Gainesville Stories"!'
www.bobbrackin.com 11-18-60-10

PARTY SUPPLIES: Complete line of Bar
Supplies, glassware, beer taps, draft beer
eipment. Professional Cooking Utensils.
R.,. Beaty Co. 4322 NW 13th St, Gville
RWBEATY.COM 376-5939 12-7-71-10


Gal For Sale

For Sale 55 gal
SALTWATER REEF TANK
$750 obo Micah 359-4873 9-8-5-10

Whirlpool Washer/Dryer
Large capacity, 4 yrs old. Like new. $300.
Contact 332-6664. 9-22-5-10


Washer & Dryer
Heavy duty super capacity 4 load sizes &
settings. Roper by Whirlpool. 386-682-9853
nice +. 9-22-5-10
17" TSW CHROME RIMS W/TIRES. Good
condition, 4-lug universal. Asking $400. Call
316-6353 or e-mail mkunkle@ufl.edu for
pics. 9-23-4-10


W I Motorcycles, Mopeds


** SCOOTERS **
RPM MOTORCYCLES INC
SALES, SERVICE, PARTS
Many Brands Available 518 SE 2nd St.
www.RPMmotorcycles.com 377-6974
12-7-72-11

*Swamp Cycles* Save $$$ on gas, ride to
class! Largest selection of Ebikes, scooters
& accessories. Free delivery, 1-yr warranty,
best cust. service 534 SW4th Ave 373-8823
www.swampcycles.com
12-7-72-11

***SOLANO CYCLE***
Scooters from $599. Largest selection
KYMCO, VEnto, Hyosung, Keen & many
others. Financing avail. 3550 SW 34th St.
338-8450 solanocycle.com 12-7-72-11

CASH PAID for MOTORCYCLES
.SCOOTERS, or dirt bikes in ANY condition,
Running or not. titles or not. Prompt pick up.
Call ANYTIME: 352-376-9096
Please leave a message.
12-7-88-11

*NEW SCOOTERS 4 LESS*
New location now open 1901 NW 67th Place
352-336-1271 www.newscooters4less.com
Best prices in Gainesville. Owned by Gator
grads. Will beat all Gainesville competitor's
prices on similar models. 12-7-84-11

I HURRY I
Get your U.M X-speed 50 Scooters; only
scooter with a 3 year parts & labor warranty.
RPM Motorcycles, Inc. 518 SE 2nd St,
Gainesville 377-6974
9-28-15-11

1999 KAWASAKI ZX 600
11k miles. $2500. 941-320-9522 9-23-8-11

2001 Yamaha XT225 8V. Pack Rack Dual-
Purpose. Perfect condition and extras.
$2200. Also '97 Honda Civic LX 108K $3200
Call Rich (352) 373-8238 9-23-5-11

Suzuki Katana 600cc 1999
19k mi. Runs great, good cond. Black $3300
407-590-6184 9-27-5-11


Ul1 Autos


*FAST CASH PAID FOR ANY CAR*
*Running or not!*
*NEED HONDA, TOYOTA, PICKUPS,
*Over 10 yr svc to UF students
*Call Don @ 215-7987 12-7-72-12

CARS -CARS Buy9SellTrade
-Clean BMW, Volvo, Mercedes
Toyota, Honda, Nissan cars
3432 N Main St. www.carrsmith.com
CARRSMITH AUTO SALES 373-1150
12-7-72-12

**FAST CASH PAID**
For CARS & TRUCKS
Running or Not 1990 & up only
Sell or Trade Welcome
Call Ray 352-284-8619
12-7-72-12

OVER 50 IMPORTS UNDER $10,000
SELECT MOTOR CAR -
THE YELLOW BUILDING
2715 N MAIN 377-1616
www.selectmotorcar.us
12-7-72-12


* Autos


Best Cars Lowest Prices
www.39thaveimports.com
12-7-72-12

$500! POLICE IMPOUNDS!
HONDAS, CHEVYS, TOYOTAS, ETC.
For listings 800-749-8116 ext 4622 12-7-
72-12

2001 Ford Explorer XLT, cold AC, V6, 4 liter,
rear air, PS, PW, PDrivers Seat, alloy wheels,
AM/FM, CD/Cassette player $12,400 359-
2963 9-23-10-12

MAZDA PROTEGE 5 Sporty Hatchback
Wagon 2002, automatic, 50,800 miles, great
condition, 2L, A/C, CD, AM/FM, front air
bags, alloy wheels, yellow w/black interior,
large cargo space. $8995 Tel 352-219-0236
9-28-10-12

'86 Corvette
V8, auto, coupe, great condition. 84k miles.
White, blue int. PS, PW, AM/FM/tape. $9000
OBO. Call Sunil 352-278-0232. Must see!
9-22-5-12

98 Mustang GT. Yellow/black, custom-
ized, loud, fast, attention getting car, new
Goodyear tires, brakes, shocks &struts, $92k
hwy mi, $7500, 941-726-0162 9-23-5-12

97 Nissan Sentra GXE, Automatic, Cold A/C.
AM/FM/CD, full power, 110 K Miles, $3990+
T&T University Auto Brokers 320 NE 33 Ave,
Gainesville (352)-371-2277 (352)-284-1047
9-26-5-12

98 Ford Mustang Convertable, 6 cyl. au-
tomatic, green, new top, only 75k miles,
alloy wheels, $5985 + T&T University Auto
Brokers 320 NE 33 Ave. Gainesville (352)-
371-2277 (352)-284-1047 9-26-5-12

99 Nissan Sentra GXE, Automatic Cold
A/C AM/FM stereo tape, pwr windows, locks,
$4750 + T&T UniversityAuto Brokers 320 NE
33 Ave. Gainesville (352)-371-2277 (352)-
284-1047 9-26-5-12

98 Ford Mustang CPE, Automatic, 6 cly. only
68k miles, red, AM/FM, CD, alloy wheels,
$5975 +, T&T University Auto Brokers 320
NE 33 Ave. Gainesville (352)371-2277
(352)284-1047 9-26-5-12

MITSUBISHI MIRAGE 1995
$200. 352-328-4844 9-26-3-12


*f Wanted )


LOCAL ARTIST NEEDS: GOLD,
DIAMONDS, GEMS, CLASS RINGS, ETC
TOP CASH $ OR TRADE. OZZIE'S FINE
'JEWELRY. 373-9243 12-7-72-13

THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY
NEEDS VOLUNTEER DRIVERS
Transport patients to/from treatments
Must have valid driver's license,
safe driving record & attend training session.
Call 352-376-6866 ext 114 for more info.

On-going volunteer needed: Blind lady
needs trans on Sundays only to Mass @
Queen of Peace Catholic Church or St.
Augustine Catholic Church. For more info
call 219-6948. I live in the Tower Rd area.
9-30-53-13

Blind lady needs health majors interested
in walking at lease three times a week. Call
352-219-6948. Thanks. 9-30-53-13


Help Wanted

This newspaper assumes no responsibil-
ity for injury or loss arising from contacts
made through advertising. We suggest that
any reader who responds to advertising use
caution and investigate the sincerity of the
advertiser before giving out personal infor-
mation or arranging meetings

LIKE TO WORK WITH LUXURY CARS?
Bright? Enthusiastic? Like people? Must be
over 22, stable work history, clean driving re-
cord, drug-free, pers ref. www.carrsmith.com
for details. 12-7-72-14


MI Help Wanted

Animal Care Tech looking for hard working
person to work w/ reptiles & rodents. Will
train, PT to start with more hrs possible. Start
at $6.50/hr. Flex hrs. Please call 495-9024
between 9-4 M-F. 12-7-72-14 '

CNA CLASS: Learn @ your own time and
pace. Everything you need to be a CNA and
pass the state exam is on VCR tape. 95%
pass the state exam the 1st time! $200. Call
800-566-4913 Hrs: 12N to 5PM 12-7-72-14

Phone survey interviewers wanted. Start
work today! No sales, opinion research
only! Flexible Schedule! Perceptive Market
Research 336-6760 ex 4081 Call now! 12-
7-72-14

Students in Accounting, Aviation, Business/,
Sales and IT needed for various positions.
Flexible schedules and competitive pay. Join
our team! Learn more at www.gleim.com/
employment 12-7-72-14

$$ STUDENTS GET CASH $$
For gently used brand name
Clothing/accessories & furniture
$Cash on the Spot$ SANDY'S No appt
necessary! 2906 NW 13th St 372-1226 12-
7-72-14

BARTENDING
$250 A DAY POTENTIAL
No experience necessary, training provided.
800-965-6520 ext 138 12-7-72-14

SECRET SHOPPERS
Needed for evaluations of
Local Stores, Restaurants and Theaters
Flexible Hours, E-mail required
Call 1-800-585-9024 ext 6254
12-7-72-14

EARN $60 THIS WEEK!
Donate Plasma & Save a Life

Best part-time job you'll ever have.
NEW DONORS
Bring this Ad and Earn an
Extra $5 on Your 2nd Donation.
DCI Biologicals 150 NW6th St.
352-378-9204
12-7-72-14

Mortgage lender has immediate positions
avail for college students. No exp req. $8/hr
+ bonus, flex hrs. Apply in person 2-7pm M-F
at 1900 SW 34th St Ste 206 (2nd fir above
credit union) 12-7-72-14

Would you like to be your own boss, work
your own hours, and make unlimited in-
come? Call Emma @ 352-871-4489 or e-mail
avonbyemma@hotmail.com. 12-7-72-14

Internet Marketing Specialist Detail oriented
w/strong MS Excel/Word, communication
skills. Knowledge of SEO, PPC and affiliate
management a plus. Flex schedule. Base
pay + bonuses. Fax resume 800-967-5140
10-31-66-14

HIRING KITCHEN STAFF Starting $6.15/hr.
DRIVERS $8-15/hr, and FLYERERS. PT
easy schedule. Please call 2-5pm 378-2442
or fill out application at California Chicken
Grill 2124 SW 34th St. Mon Fri. 12-7-72-14

*DANCERS NEEDED*
Private dance co. Great for students. Great
pay, fast cash & flexible hours. All to start
today! 378-3312 10-4-30-14

Five Star Pizza Downtown/Tower Road now
hiring all positions for fall and spring. In store/
driver. Great pay w/ great atmosphere. Apply
@ 210 SW 2nd Ave 375-5600 or 600 NW
75th St. 333-7979 10-3-37-14


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www.GatorHospitalityJobs.com
Find a job today at one of over 60 restau-
rants, bars or hotels. Cooks, delivery driv-
ers, bartenders, housekeepers, servers.
In high demand. 9-30-33-14

MOVERS WANTED. Need driver's license.
Apply in person at 505 NW 53rd Ave. At
GATOR MOVING & STORAGE. Mon-Fri
9-30-28-14

GATORSNEEDJOBS.COM
We need Paid Survey Takers in Gainesville.
100% FREE to join. Click on Surveys.
9-30-27-14

CASHII
Tired of sitting around w/out it? Sit here &
make it! UF FLORIDA REPDIALS seeks UF
students to raise funds. Earn up to $8.00/hr
with a FLEXIBLE schedule. Apply at 105
NW 16th St. 4th floor. Academic Classroom
Building 105, or call 392-7754 for more info.
12-7-72-14

DRIVER OPPORTUNITY
Earn between $10-$20/hrl.
Gatorfood.com
Flexible Schedule, Great Opportunity.
For info contact Meghan 379-3663 9-26-
22-14

LOOKING FOR A PARTTIME JOB?
Merchandise sales. Earn $100-$200 working
2-3 hrs. Home games only, prior to kick-off.
Contact 321-277-5523 8-321-5-14

University of Florida
Survey Research Center
408 W University Ave. Suite 106
Mon-Fri 9:30am-9pm
392-2908 ext. 105
$7/hr + BONUS + Paid Training
Telephone Interviewing NO SALES
3 eves 6-9 pm + 2 weekend shifts
or
Sat 12pm-6pm + Sun 2pm-8pm
Must work winter break
12-7-71-14
Lg Property Management Co Now Hiring
PT & FT Leasing Agent (Sales) & FT
Asst Manager openings. Great team, train-
ing, bonuses. Fax res, cover & avail sched
to 376-6269 or hr@trimarkproperties.com
12-7-71-14

COOKS NEEDED
Fill o.ut app: GatorHospitalityJobs.com.
Receive offers from over 100 restaurants &
hotels. Also needed: delivery drivers, manag-
ers & housekeeppers. 9-30-25-14

TELEMARKETING
SALES REPRESENTATIVES

Infinite Energy, a rapidly expanding
natural gas marketer with a large customer
base, has an immediate need for SALES
REPRESENTATIVES (inbound and out-
.bound calls). Flexible schedules. Need more
info go to www.infiniteenergy.com. Respond
by fax 352-240-4146 or email your resume to
wehavejobs@infiniteenergy.com. EOE/AA/
MFDV 9-23-20-14

VIRTUALLY CUBAN
Now hiring servers & prep cooks. Experience
& Spanish speaking a plus. FT apply in per-
son M-F 2-5pm. 2409 SW 13thStreet 336-
4127 10-10-30-14

Attention Smokers!
Earn about $6/hr. Smokers are needed to
participate in a study on decision making
& smoking. If interested, come to the
Psychology Bldg room 397 or call 392-
0601 ext 297 12-7-68-14


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Finance company needing office assistant
& collections associate. Young, progessive
company w/ advancement & bonuses. 25
hrs/wk. Start immediately. Fax resume to
352-378-4156. 10-31-41-14
Call center needs telephone agents for all
shifts 24 hours. 1830 NE 2nd St. Apply in
person M-F 9am-4pm. 12-7-66-14

PT & FT GROUNDS & EXT MAINT
Pickup & care of bldg & grounds. Great mgmt
team, benefits, training. Must have auto. Fax
res, avail sched to 376-6269
hr@trimarkproperties.com 12-7-63-14

Male tumbling instructor needed at
TUMBLEMANIA in High Springs. The posi-
tion is PT (10-12 hrs/wk). Previous spotting
exp. required. Must be able to spot basic
thru intermediate level skills. 386-454-1779.
9-22-10-14

FOOD SERVICE JOBS
Gator Dining Services located on the UF-
Campus is hiring for supervisors, cashiers,
cooks, line servers, and dishwashers. Flex
hours, competitive pay and a great working
environment. Apply at Gator Dining Services,
B73 Reitz Union, Museum Rd or online at
www.gatordining .com 9-23-10-14
Security Staff Needed Nowl
$6.75 hour
Help residence halls be safe.
Info and applications available
at housing office near Beaty.
392-2161 x 10125 for more info.
9-23-10-4
Female smokers, thin, feminine who
enjoy smoking socially needed for confi-
dential phone interview. Selected callers
earn $50. Leave name and number, your
call will be returned. 661-255-3940 10-
10-21-14

Attention Smokers! Do you want to quite
smoking? smokers are needed to participate
in a smoking cessaton study. If interested
e-mail the UF Smoking Lab and Clinic.
ufsmokelabclinic@gmail.com or call 328-
4944 9-30-14-14

* TEACHER'S AIDE Mon. thru Fri.
* RECEPTIONIST Mon., Wed., Fri.
* SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST or
PT ESE TEACHER
EINSTEIN CHARTER SCHOOL 335-4321
9-26-10-14

HIRING DELIVERY DRIVERS
Earn up to $12-14/hr.
Call California Chicken Grill 378-2442
12-7-59-14

YMCA Get paid to play!
Do you like to work with children? The YMCA
is now accepting applications for
Afterschool counselors. Multiple locations
throughout Gainesville. Need to be
available from approx. 1pm-6pm. Apply in
person at 5201 NW 34th St..Immediate
Openings! 9-30-14-14

INTERNSHIPS AVAILABLE!
Get paid after FREE training classes
Exciting new multimedia grade booster!
Bright, enterprising -All majors/years
email now happygrades@bellsouth.net
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NURSING STUDENTS/CNA's
Private care of elder in rehab & private home.
Call 352-332-0394 for appt. & interview.
Flexible hrs. & favorable salary. 9-27-10-14

GATOR DOMINOS
$10-15/hour DRIVERS
$8-$10/hour INSIDERS
$35-$50/year MANAGERS
Apply online at www.gatordominos.com 12-
7-65-14

CHILD CARE TEACHERS
Needed FT and PT positions. $7-$9/hr. Holy
Trinity. Call 377-2290 9-23-8-14

Responsible student wanted for babysitting
in my home. Approx 3-4 afternoons per
week. References necessary. Please call
222-1532 for questions. 9-27-10-14

Marketing Internship: Leading mobile soft-
ware company is looking for energetic and
hard working individuals for a marketing
internship. The position will include market
research, as well as promotional material
development. Interested candidates please
send your resume to jobs@usbmis.com 9-
28-10-14

Do you want to work at an airport? Apply to-
day at University Air Center or calf 335-4681.
Night shift and customer service positions
available immediately. 9-28-10-14


(ItAMTECF)

Calendar 'o6

Talent call 9/24, 9-11am at RAMTECH for
attractive women modeling & representing
RAMTECH products. Visit www.ramtech.net
for examples of pro-photography themes.
Questions:352-256-8324, rates and details
will be discussed at the talent call 3711 SW
42nd Ave. #5 9-23-7-14

HUNGRY HOWIES is now hiring. Cash
paid daily. Drivers & inside workers needed.
Flexible schedule. Full & part time avil. Apply
in person at any Gainesville location. 9-28-
10-14

PARTICIPANTS NEEDED
The Phonetics.Laboratory in the Program
in Linguistics is looking for people to par-
ticipate in a listening experiment. You can
earn $10/hour by participating in a study
of the perception of speech sounds from
foreign languages. If you are interested in
participating, please contact Jenna Silver
(jenlsilver@yahoo.com) 9-28-10-14

PRODUCTION RESPONSIBILITIES. 20-25
hrs per week. Call 9am noon. 377-6245
9-23-7-14

FT asst Mgr/FT or PT Leasing Agt. Great
customer Svcs skills. Able to handle busy
env. Some Sats req'd. Apply at 1902 SW
42nd Way or fax resume to 352-375-4434
Ventura Apts. 9-28-10-14

CUSTOMER SERVICE FT
Reps and Mgrs.
Will Train.
FAX 815-301-8667
careers@bytheplanet.com 9-28-10-14

ACCTS. RECEIVABLE/BILLING CLERK
for site work construction office. Quickbooks
experience preferred. Ideal for business or
accounting major. Flexible hours. $8-12/hr.
Call 335-1711. 9-22-5-14

HORSE FARM Barn chores in exchange for
living accommodations. Silver Ridge Stables,
Micanopy. 361-1454. 9-29-10-14

NOW HIRING DELIVERY DRIVERS
PT/FT Nights & Weekends.
Apply at any Pizza Hut
$12-$14 an hour. 9-30-11-14

FOOD SERVICE JOBS
Gator Dining Services, located on the UF
Campus is hiring! Positions start at $7.30 an
hour. Full and part time positions available,
no experience needed. Flex hours and a
great working environment. Apply at Gator
Dining Services, B73 Reitz Union, Museum
Rd or online at www.gatordining.com 9-29-
10-14


Classic Fare Catering, located on the UF
Campus, is looking for banquet staff super-
visiors. Flexible hours, competitive pay and a
great work environment. No experience nec-
essary, we will train. Apply in person and the
Classic Fare Catering Office located on the
first floor of the Reitz Union or apply online at
www.gatordining.com 9-29-10-14

GREAT PAY FOR PEOPLE WHO STAY! Park
Place Car Wash is looking for hard workers
for all positions. Cashiers (fullday availabil-
ity) & lineworkers. (AM 8:30-1) & (PM 12-6)
shifts available. 15-40hrs. your choice. Great
work environment. Apply in person. 7404
NW 4th Blvd. Across from Home Depot. No
phone calls please. 10-7-15-14

CHILDCARE TEACHERS wanted M-F, FT. &
Pt. Prev. childcare exp. Required. FT Cook
1049 Museum Rd. Kinder Care 9-23-5-14

Help wanted for the serious, hard work-
ing and trustworthy. Yard work $6.50/hour.
Carpentry, electric, roofing and plumbing
repair starting at $7.50/hour. Negotiable.
376-6183 9-23-4-14

VALET PARKING
Full time & part time people wanted. Must be
customer oriented & dependable. Call Andy
1-888-463-1954 ext. 205 9-23-5-14

Leasing Consultant '
Looking for reliable, motivated people for
busy leasing office. PT including nights &
weekends. Please fax resume to 384-3982
9-23-5-14

BLIMP GROUND CREW
MUST be willing to travel full time.
Have no criminal background,
Have clean driving record and be drug-free.
Also see CAREER BUILDER Key word
Blimp Ground Crew or cell Steve Adams
407-363-7777 9-30-10-14

DELIVERY & KITCHEN POSITIONS
available at Celebrations Catering. All shifts,
flexible scheduling. Apply at 904 N. Main St.
9-23-5-14

ADMINISTRATIVE ASST.
8-12 hrs/wk Flex schedule 352-331-0260
9-30-10-14

KARATE INSTRUCTOR
to teach @ Gainesville's Premier Facility
352-331-3557 9-30-10-14

Flyer Distributer Needed
Gatorfood.com is looking for energetic
enthusiastic people, flexible schedule. Call
Meghan @379-3663 9-23-5-14

WAREHOUSE STAFF! I
PT inventory control, flexible hours.
Great -job for students! Will work around
class schedule. Apply at Concessions Office,
South End Zone Ben Hill Griffin Stadium,
next to the Gator Sport Shop 9-23-5-14

EVENT SUPERVISORS!
PT Supervisors needed.. Days, nights,
weekends. Flexible hours. Great 2nd Jobi
Apply at Concessions Office, South End
Zone Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, next to the
Gator Sport shop 9-23-5-14

WANTED SERVERS, DISHWASHERS,
SUSHI HELPERS. Call 352-871-4381
9-23-5-14

Receptionist/front office assistant for
Dermatology office. Must have excellent
organization and communication skills. FT
M-F, 8-5 or PT at least 30 hr/wk. Insurance/
retirement benefits available. Medical office
experience desired but will train motivated
person. Fax resume to 352-332-2966 9-
26-5-14
Residential care workers to supervise &
direct teenage girls in residential program,
Assist w/record keeping & perform duties
necessary for overall care & well being of
juvenile in program. Flex sched avail. Ocala
area. Resume: Human Resources Children's
Home Society. 605 NE 1st St Gville 32601
or online www.chsfl.org EOE/DFWP 9-26-
5-14

*EDUCATIONAL RETAIL STORE*
Needs part-time help, fleible weekday hours,
plus 2-3 Saturdays per month. Please bring
in a resume to 2020 NW ith St.
10-10-15-14


Research Associate
Applied Genetic Technologies Corporation
(AGTC), a development-stage biotech com-
pany dedicated to developing Adeno-associ-
ated virus (AAV) based gene therapies for the
treatment of acquired and inherited genetic
diseases,, is seeking a full-time Research
Associate. The Research Associate will be
responsible for upstream process develop-
ment of adherent and suspension cell culture
and viral vector production, scaling to bio-
reactors, downstream unit operations, and
process monitoring, control, and automation.
Requirements: BSc or MS in chemical en-
gineering, biochemical engineering, micro-
biology, or related discipline with 2-5 years
(for BSc) or 0-2 years (for MS) of relevant
experience. The successful candidate will
be a highly motivated, self-starter able to
work with minimal supervision on multiple
tasks within the context of a face-paced,
multi-disciplinary team. Extensive hands
on experience with bioreactor cell culture
and/or viral production required. Familiarity
with process monitoring and control software
and interfacing process equipment is highly
desirable.
AGTC offers competitive salaries based
on experience, with a full range of benefits.
EOE. AGTC maintains a drug free work-
place. Please send CV or resume to: Dr.
David Knop, Applied Genetic Technologies
Corporation, 12085 Research Drive, Suite
144, Alachua, FL 32615; via facsimile (386)
462-0875, Attn. Dr. David Knop, AGTC; or e-
mail to: dknop@biotech.ufl.org. 9-27-5-14

MARIO & LUIGI'S PIZZA
Now hiring flyer distributors $7.50/hr; Drivers
$10-12/hr; Pizzamakers $7/hr. Apply at 3458
W. University Ave. Call 376-6433 or 871-
3368 9-27-5-14

SICK OF YOUR JOB?
Get paid what you're worth while working for
yourself. Take control! Call 1-800-626-0669.
www.endgamenow.com 10-4-10-14

PT help wanted 15-25/hr/wk. The Village
Market & Coffee Shop located in Haile
Village Center. Apply within. 380-0111
Directions only. 10-4-10-14

WAREHOUSE MGR F/T
SHIPPING CLERKS F/T
For major internet retailer.
FAX 815-301-9667
careers@bytheplanet.com 9-27-5-14

CASHIER/CUSTOMER SERVICE
Self-motivated & energetic. PT evenings at
the mall. 6-9 .Mon-Sat. Call Shannon 284-
2959 9-27-5-14

SALES CLERK
$6.50/hr part time. Call Sandy's Consignment
Boutique 372-1226 9:27-5-14

HOUSEKEEPER WANTED.
Students for part time cleaning. 8-11 hrs
per week. $10 hour. 339-1761.after 7p. 9-
27-5-14

IVEY'S GRILL needs part-time dishwasher/
prep cooks Fri, Sat & Sun 7:30am to 5pm
AND Thurs, Fri & Sat 4pm to 11pm. Apply
in person @ 3303 W. University Ave. Closed
Monday. 9-27-5-14

COURIERS NEEDED
FT/PT. Seeking: positive attitude, reliabe,
responsible, organized drivers. Need valid,
clean license, commit to 2(+) semesters/
6mos. We provide: company cars, cell
phones, flexible schedules, networking
opportunities w/area's most prestigious
firms. Fax resume: 378-1594, attention; Ed
Simmons. 9-27-5-14

Advanced Technologies & Testing. Lab is
seeking applications for Full/Part Time
Office Assistant and Lab Technician/
Chemist. Please email your resume to
attl@bellsouth.net or fax to 352-378-0322
9-28-5-14

PART TIME LEASING AGENT
Apply in person. Windmeadows Apt. 2712
SW34th St. DFWP. 10-7-12-14

Customer Service Sales Stock
Appiif inperson 7100 W. University Ave.
10-5-10-14


MAUI TERIYAKI
Now hiring PT/FT COOKS & CASHIERS.
Apply in person Tower Rd. & 13th St. loca-
tions. 10-13-16-14

Nurse/Medicalassistantforbusy Dermatology
office. Ideal position for health related major.,
Part-time position 16-20 hrs/wk. Minimum 1-
year commitment. Experience preferred but
willing to train motivated person. Fax resume
352-332-2966 9-28-5-14




AAA STORAGE
Close To UF, Convenient
4x4x4 $20/mo
4x8x8 $35/mo
533 SW 2nd Ave. 377-1771
12-7-72-15

IMPORT AUTO REPAIR.BMW, Mercedes,
Porsche, Volvo, VW, Honda, Toyota, Nissan,
Mazda. Quality craftsmanship, reasonable
prices, near UF, AAA approved 378-7830
www.carrsmith.com 12-7-72-15

HYPNOTIST-Stop smoking. Improve mem-
ory & concentration. Eliminate bad habits.
Past life regression. Learn self-hypnosis.
Low Student Rates. Leonard Umans AAPH,
NGH certified 379-1079. 12-7-72-15

** BELLY DANCE **
Ethnic Dance Expressions Studio
For Fun & Fitness 384-9200
www.ethnicdanceexpressions.com
12-7-72-15

HORSE BOARDING peaceful spacious
30 acres lighted arena round pens -stan-
dard & oversized- exp help 12x12 stalls 1-
352-472-2627 or Iv msg @ 339-2193 Owner
on premisis 35+ yrs exp. Lessons avail.
12-7-72-15

SLEEPY HOLLOW HORSE FARM
Quality Boarding 0 Lessons/English 0
Parties 0 Alachua County's oldest & finest
horse farm 0 466-4060 12-7-72-15

**AUTO MALL SERVICE DEPT**
Complete Auto Service
Imports & Domestics 0 Cars & Trucks
Discount for students. Call 352-380-0033
www.automallgainesville.com
12-7-74-15

EVERGLADE EQUESTRIAN CENTER
The countryclub for horses & owners.
Customer lounge w/full kitchen & bath.'250'
x 160' riding ring, round pen & jump pad-
dock. Lessons. 30 acres, 40 matted stalls, 19
separate paddocks. 24-hr security, 352-591-
3175 everglade-eqestrian.com 12-7-72-15

* GREAT BANNERS & SIGNS *
Custom Posters 0 Exhibits Awards
Top Quality Fast Service 0 Low Prices
www.signpower.com
SignMasters 335-7000
9-2-61-15

Jump start your job search at
www.college-resumes.com
12-7-72-15

AWARDS & PERSONALIZED GIFTS *
Plaques 0 Name Badges 0 Cups Etc.
Best Selection In Town
www.signpower.com
SignMasters 335-7000
9-2-61-15

ENGLISH TUTORING
English as 2nd language
Reading, Composition, Conversation
Experienced educators. Reasonable fees.
Tel: 352-335-9400 9-30-27-15

FINANCE TUTOR
Individuals or small groups:
Experienced, excellent.
375-6641 Harold Nobles
12-7-72-15 '4

Stringing If anybody can string rackets low,
EZ Tennis can string them lower. Ready in
24hrs. Express stringing avail upon request.
We have more string than all local stores
combined, please stop by or call 372-2257
10-21-42-15


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Why buy mart-cheap rackets? You can
upgrade at EZ Tennis & pay less. Stop wast-
ing money. Our name is EZ and our game
is Tennis. Call them and call us. 372-2257
10-21-42-15

Rackets Tennis Racquetball Squash
Badmitton Table Tennis. Lowest prices in
town. EZ Tennis will gladly beat lower inter-
net prices. Call us at 372-2257 10-21-42-15

PERSONAL TRAINING 300
Personal and Group Training
Flexible Scheduling Exclusive Facility
Call for a free workout
339-2199
12-7-72-15

Want to be a CNA? Don't want to wait?
Express Training Services can get you certi-
fied under 3 wks! Hands-on exp, no videos.,
Day/eve classes avail. Next class 10/3/05.
Class sizes limited. 338-1193 for details.
12-7-71-15

NEED GAS? .
Car hot? Lose your cool!
Call Rick-I'm quick! RICK'S MOBILE AUTO
A/C, All Freons-oils, computer diagnosis
40 years experience 213-2665
12-7-71-15

WRITING COACH
Strength skills & GPA *
Call Neil at (352) 377-4389 or
EmailWriteRight_@msn.com
Sliding hourly scale
9-23-5-15

MATH TUTOR 7 years of experience. B.S.
in. Engineering UF. English/Spanish. Call
Francisco @352-494-8582 or 377-2526
Sliding Scale Rates 9-26-20-15.

MUSIC STUDIES
Guitar, piano and bass. All serious students
welcome. I'm a 30 yr. pro. 376-3831 11-2-
35-15

KEEP THIS! Perfect your interviewing/
resume skills with personal consultation by
professional with years of sr. management
exp. $50/2hrs 954-461-5451 9-23-5-15

Free Long Distance Anywhere
-' 'Drldwide + FREE Coupons/Specials.
FREE Dialer = FREE Calls + Coupons.
Go to: WWW.MYADCALLS.COM/6673
9-28-15-20

TUTORING-Ph.D. Instructor
Spanish, English, Philosophy $10-per hour.
Please call & leave message 352-332-1818
9-27-5-15


ANONYMOUS-
HIV ANTIBODY TESTING
Alachua County Health Dept. Call
334-7960 for app't (optional $20 fee)


URGENT CARE/WALK-IN MEDICAL
New Location Students No Appt Needed!
FIRST CARE OF GAINESVILLE
4343 Newberry Rd. #10, 373-2340
Most Ins Accepted, Hours M-F 8am-6pm
12-7-72-16

ABORTION/ABORTION by PILL (RU-486)
IV sedation, Student Discount.
Well Woman Care & Birth Control
Bread & Roses Women's Health Ctr
352-372-1664 www.breadroses.com
1-9-72-16

All Women's Health Center
ABORTION
Free Pregnancy Test
RU-486 Available
378-9191
www.abortiongainesville.com
12-7-72-16

THE TRUE YOU!
Lose 8 15 pounds in 4 weeks
Only $99!
Gain muscle while you lose fat
Groups forming now. 339-2199.
12-7-72-16


"SEVERE DRY EYE?"
New therapy being studied! If you qualify to
participate in this research you will get free
evaluation, medication, and be reimbursed
for your rime. Call Dr. Levy @ 331-2020 for
evaluation. 12-7-71-16

"PINK EYE?" Participate in a study to treat
bacterial conjunctivitis. Qualified participants
will bet free evaluation, medication & be
reimbursed for their time. Call Dr. Levy @
331-2020 immediately 12-7-71-16

Loving, Christian couple wanting to expand
their family. If you are pregnant, and adoption
is an alternative, please contact our attorney,
Alice Murray, FBN 0794325. at 1-800-708-
8888. 10-12-20-16

Women's Health Services at Jennings.
Routine gyn. exams and contraception
info and prescriptions for all UF students.
Tuesday 12:30-4:00pm by appt. only There
is a fee for these health services. 392-1433
9-30-10-16

Massage therapy at Jennings for UF stu-
dents. Wednesday 1:30-4:30pm. Chair
massages, by appt. only, there is a fee for.
these health services. 392-1433 -9-30-
10-16





RESUMES $25 & up..
DOUBLE-SPACED REPORTS $2.50/pg.
COVER LETTERS, ENVELOPES, ETC.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Call days/eves 256--1042; bb32601@aol.com
12-7-72-17

SAME DAY SERVICE: Transcription, typing,
apps. Desktop pub: brochures, newsletters,
flyers, ads, logos. Resume service. 18 yrs
exp. 24-hr turnaround. Connie 271-2677
9-28-10-17


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ANONYMOUS
HIV ANTIBODY TESTING
Alachua County Health Dept. Call
334-7960 for app't (optional $20 fee)

SAVE ON RAYBAN/SUNGLASSES

University Opticians
300 SW 4th Ave. 378-4480.
12-7-72-18


GUNS!GUNS! GUNS!.
1800 Gun Inventory
Over 500 handguns in stock
Buy, Sell, Trade or Repair.
Reloading Supplies 466-3340
Harry Beckwith, Gun Dealer
8mi. South of G'ville on 441
12-7-72-18


*Family Chiropractic*
Since 1977. Two blocks from U.F.
373-7070
12-7-72-18

FLASHBACKS PAYS CASH FOR CLOTHES.
We buy 10-5, M-Sat: Open to shop til 6. WE
ALSO BUY HOUSEHOLD ITEM. 211 W Univ
Ave 375-3752. 12-7-72-18

VEGETARIAN?
Try BOOK LOVER'S CAFE
Inside Books, Inc. 505 NW 13 St.
10-9 384-0090
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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2005


ALLIGATOR
www.alligatorSports.org


McDonald injury thrusts Cohen into starting role


By IAN FISHER
Alligator Staff Writer
ifisher@alligator.org

For defensive end Joe Cohen, a
year made a huge difference.
Last year, he started 12 games at
end before taking a backseat to Ray
McDonald.
Now with McDonald out four to
six weeks with a partially torn ACL,
Cohen is back starting at end.
"Me, personally, I don't
think I should have been
starting last year."
Joe Cohen
UF defensive end

Starting every game last season,
Cohen failed to record a single sack.
He's the first to admit that he was
ineffective.
"Me, personally, I don't think I
should have been starting last year,"
Cohen said. "I still had a ways to
go at D-end. I still was way off on
my technique. I just needed more
work."
Cohen, a fullback before switch-
ing to defense, hadn't played on
the defensive line since ninth or
10th grade. No wonder he lacked
technique.

UF FOOTBALL


"He was a running back," fel-
low defensive end Jeremy Mincey
said. "That's the running back state
of mind: 'I want to get the ball and
run.'
"He used to pass rush like he was
running the ball sometimes."
Not anymore.
Cohen is finally getting the de-
fensive mindset, Mincey said.
Although Cohen only has one
tackle this season, Coach Urban
Meyer graded him one of four de-
fensive champions after his perfor-
mance against Louisiana Tech, even
before McDonald was injured.
"He's a guy that didn't practice
real well around here for a while,"
Meyer said. "Even before Ray's
injury, he was making a big push
about three or four weeks ago."
With McDonald gone, that push
is going to have to be harder.
Cohen will start at end with
redshirt freshman Derrick Harvey
backing him up until McDonald can
return.
But Cohen doesn't see it as a
chance to prove himself; he'd rather
have McDonald playing.
"I try not to look at it that way,"
he said. "I wish Ray was out there
with us. But so far this year I've been
trying to establish myself in second
SEE COHEN, PAGE 25


Alligator File Photo
A converted fullback, Joe Cohen struggled as a defensive lineman last season. Cohen will now have to
fill in at defensive end for injured Ray McDonald.


Portis, Thornton may see playing time against Kentucky


* POOR BALL PROTECTION HAS
KEPT RESERVES ON BENCH.

By BRYAN APP and
ANDREW ABRAMSON
Alligator Staff Writers

After earning a nod to start the season
opener against Wyoming, tailback Skyler
Thornton has apparently fallen out of Coach


Urban Meyer's good graces due to ball-han-
dling issues.
Thornton didn't play a down against
Tennessee but could see a limited role against
Kentucky on Saturday.
"He dropped the ball as well," Meyer
said. "He and Markus [Manson] had a little
ball-security issue. Skyler's getting a little
better. He had a very good week. We might
see a little more Skyler this week."
Quarterback Josh Portis also didn't play
against Tennessee due to Meyer's lack of


confidence in the freshman's ball-handling
ability.
"Are you kidding me?" said Meyer regard-
ing whether Portis' ball-handling contributed
to his lack of playing time in the 16-7 UF win
against the Volunteers.
"You lose that game if we turn the ball
over."
But Portis seems to be improving in
practices and should play in Lexington on
Saturday, Meyer said.
"There's a plan [to play Portis]," Meyer,


said. "He's doing a little bit of a better job this
week. We have a plan, and I think you guys
know what it is to take care of the football
and get in the game."

LOW OUTPUT: While UF's defense continues
to receive praise, Meyer's offense has re-
ceived a bit of criticism.
UF's offense considered one of the best
in the nation heading into the season is cur-
SEE FOOTBALL, PAGE 25


Gators must return to special teams glory; give Dee a chance


It certainly didn't happen in 2004. Tack on a big negative
in that stat category for 2003. 2002? Fat chance, and if you
see a trend developing you might as well just skip 2001.
"Come on," you must be saying, "what stat category do the
Gators have a big goose egg in dating back till 2000?"
The last time UF had a punt return or kick return for a
touchdown was when Lito Sheppard took a pair of punts to
pay dirt back when Steve Spurrier was the 01' Ball Coach five
years ago.
One of Zooker's many, many problems was the special
teams play. How many games were there that a special teams'
touchdown could have ignited the Gators? Not only would


it have re-energized a team in disar-
ray, but imagine how a game changing
play can put a 10,000-watt charge into
a sideline, coaching staff, stadium and
fan base. Just one play in four of the
Gators' five losses could have been the
Eric Esteban difference in Ron Zook retaining em-
Tenacious E ployment through 2005.
eesteban@alligator.org I don't go by the moniker of Silky
Johnson, but hating on a 3-0 team might
just be worthy of an induction to the
belated Chapelle's Show's Player Hater's Ball.


However, the question begs to be answered: why have
Florida's special teams tanked harder than a ludicrous
Alligator editorialist's Tuesday column stating that "Chris
Leak is a bad player?"
It can't be the athletes. With a talent-rich state waiting to
be plundered by Coach Urban Meyer's recruiting, there's no
reason for a capable, play-making athlete not to be in the back
throwing down the jukes NCAA Football 2006 style. Miami
has Devin Hester and Florida State has flashy freshman Fred
Rouse, but Meyer's returned so far has been flat.
SEE ESTEBAN, PAGE 25


NCAA Football
Bowling Green 20
Boise State 48
MLB
Marlins 4
Mets 5


Yards per game
1. Georgia
2. Vanderbilt
3. Arkansas
4. Alabama
7. UF


489.0
451.0
438.3
434.7
377.7


* 1956: Joe Brodsky sets the UF record with
three interceptions in a game and 162 yards
returned in UF's 26-0 win against Mississippi
State. He also became the only UF player to
catch two interceptions for touchdowns.


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UF FOOTBALL

0-line struggles to adapt


* AFTER GIVING UP FIVE SACKS TO
TENNESSEE, UF'S OFFENSIVE LINE IS
TRYING TO REGROUP.

By FARZAD SAFI
Alligator Staff Writer
fsafi@alligator.org

While most of Gainesville celebrated UF's
win against Tennessee last weekend, two
Gators could hardly enjoy themselves.
"'Seniors Mike Degory and Randy Hand
went straight home Saturday night, because
they were too angry to party.
The Tennessee defensive line sacked quar-
terback Chris Leak five times, stuffed the
Gators on a 4th-and-inches play and domi-
nated UF's offensive line for most of the night.
"Mike and I were disgusted after the
Tennessee game," Hand said. "We were mad
because beating them was one of the biggest
wins of our career and we played poorly."
But was the Gators' offensive line that bad,
or was Tennessee's defensive line that good?
"Tennessee had amazing talent on the de-
fensive line," Coach Urban Meyer said. "They
had three seniors, and all three of those guys
are going to be making a bunch of money play-
ing in the NFL next year."
Regardless, Degory believes that the offen-
sive line did not show up to play.
"Up front, that was one of the worst games
I've ever been associated with," he said.
How could a unit led by four experienced
seniors be one of the last to adapt to the new
offense?
Meyer and the players have different ex-
planations for the latest dilemma with the
offense.
"I don't think it was a lack of courage or a
lack of talent with the offensive line," Meyer
said. "I think it's a lack of technique."


"We've spent so much time focusing on
scheme," he said. "Right now, we need to fo-
cus on the fundamentals. Those guys need to
work on their base footwork and hand place-
ment, because they looked awful on film."
Meyer has changed how the offensive line
has been practicing this. week. Tight ends
coach Steve Addazio has been assigned to
work specifically with the tackles.
Sophomore tight end Tate Casey may also
see his role change in the offense until the play
of the line improves.
"I'm happy spending most of my time on
the field blocking," Casey said. "A tight end
makes his living off of blocking. Whatever
catches he makes are just bonuses."
While Meyer believes the problem is due
to a lack of fundamentals, one of the starters
thinks it's the new system.
"It's a new offense for us too," Hand said.
"The tackles have a lot more responsibility this
year because we have to make more reads.
Last year, we only had to go one way and
block somebody."
As long as the offensive line continues to
struggle, the entire offense will suffer.
Following a 247-yard performance against
Tennessee, the Gators rank seventh in the
Southeastern Conference and 60th in the na-
tion in total offense.
Meyer admitted that he has had to limit a
lot of his play calling due to the line's errors.
Conveniently, the offensive line has an ex-
cellent opportunity to boost its self-esteem this
week against injury-riddled Kentucky.
The Wildcats have the worst rushing de-
fense in the SEC, allowing 223.7 yards per
game.
"I'd be all for running the ball 50 times this
week against Kentucky to get the bugs Out the
system," Hand said. "We need to get at least
150 yards rushing to be satisfied though."


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Hungry for competition, former fullback tweaks defensive technique


COHEN, from page 23

team so it really doesn't make any
difference. I just know when I'm in
there now, I'm going 110 [percent],
giving all I've got."


Mincey has noticed that too.
"I feel good about Derrick
Harvey and Joe Cohen," he said.
"Harvey's young, but the more he
plays, the more snaps he gets, the
better he can get."
Mincey said he's confident about
Cohen, and their position coach


agreed.
"I'm not worried at all about Joe
Cohen," defensive line coach Greg
Mattison said. "Joe Cohen since day
one has been a starter for us. He's
been a starter. He's like everyone
else."
Mincey credited Mattison with


helping Cohen catch on and im-
proving his technique.
But that's not even the biggest
change in Cohen this year.
What is the main difference since
Cohen's sub-par 2004 campaign?
"I think it's his hunger for the
game," Mincey said. "Last year, he


didn't like defense as much.
"Now he's taking pride in what
he's doing, and it's making him a
better player."
How much better?
"I feel I'm more ready now than
I've ever been," Cohen said.


Gators' offense 'not very pretty'


FOOTBALL, from page 23

rently ranked just seventh in the SEC.
.On Wednesday, Meyer said the
criticism is warranted.
"They should be critical, [the of-
fense is] not very pretty," Meyer said.
"What you can't be critical about is
field position and ball security. [But]
we're here to score points."
Some Heisman watch lists continue
to rank quarterback Chris Leak in the
top five several as high as No. 3
- but there are critics who believe
Leak simply isn't suited for Meyer's
option offense.
"I think it's a combination [of peo-
ple not stepping up]," Meyer said.:
"It's not [just] Chris Leak. It's a


group of 11 people doing the jobs, and
right now they're not; it's a breakdown
here and there."

O-LINE WOES: After allowing five
sacks against Tennessee, the Gators'
offensive line could experience more
problems with an injury to offensive
guard Tavares Washington.
Coach Urban Meyer said
Washington is suffering from a sore
elbow after possibly hyper-extending
it against the Volunteers.
Freshman Jim Tartt, who has played
only as a reserve in one game this sea-
son while recovering from a shoulder
injury is receiving more practice reps
at guard, Meyer said.


Lb I LsAN, from page 23


Senior corner 'back Vernell Brown has
played beyond lights out and Meyer calling
him "The face of Florida Football" speaks
volumes of how far the Gainesville native
has come. While Meyer praised him during
fall and spring practice, I didn't buy into it.
I was busy sipping the Reggie Nelson Kool-
Aid, and yes, he has proven to be the Real
Deal Holyfield, I thought Nelson would be
starting by LSU. Brown's play speaks for it-
self-his 18 tackles leads the Gators and he
also has an interception, but his job at punt
returned has been nauseating at best. UF is


dead last in the Southeastern Conference in
punt returns and 101st in the nation, and
Brown's 13 returns for 57 yards, a 4.4-yard
average, is not what Meyer could have pos-
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The proposed solution is simple. For
those that were lucky enough to see his
recruiting film back in the day, Dee Webb
could only be described as a game breaker
while returning punts at Jacksonville's Ed
White High. Already one of the fastest
guys on the team, Webb showcased and
harnessed that speed in the spring when he
competed with the track team on top of his
rigorous football and academic schedule.
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Former soccer star a secret no longer
By LOUIS ANASTASIS But you see two reporters flank Where did this kid come from?
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lanastasis@alligator.org right about the walk-on part and may surprise you.


His dirty brown hair flaring into
a puffy tuft, No. 39 and his modest
physique trots off the practice field.
Could he be a walk-on punter?
Perhaps one of UF's water boys has
decided to have a laugh and try on
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Recruited by Steve Spurrier,
yet stuck behind a bevy of kick-
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"And so when Zook got canned,
that sort of created some anxiety
because we didn't know what a
new coach would do," Randy said.
"Sure enough, when Coach [Urban]
Meyer came, in, he recruited
[Jonathan] Phillips."
Faced with more adversity than
ever, coupled with the fact that pay-


kicking game, with fans scrambling
through media guides to figure
out who this walk-on was, a cool
Hetland nailed field goal attempts
of 40 and 47 yards in his season
opener against Wyoming. Still, gos-
sip abounded about Hetland's two
muffed extra points.
"It put things in perspective
and got me even more focused,"
Hetland said.
Did it ever. In his first-ever ac-
tion against an SEC team, Hetland
froze Tennessee with his bionic
foot.
Converting on all three field
goals of 38, 35 and 20 yards,
Hetland single-handedly booted
the Volunteers back to Knoxville
with a 16-7 loss.
What a far cry from the soccer
fields of Leesburg.


ing for "To score
tuition "Right now, I feel like if I miss [10] points
nearly and this might sound cocky-. against
became Tennessee
too burden- it's a fluke." and to
some, Hetland Chris Hetland, UF kicker have that
thought about leav- be the
.ing. Meyer, however, would difference
give him a shot. in the game, I'm going, 'Holy cow.'
"He said, 'Are you a good It's like wow," Randy said.
kicker?'" Hetland recalled. "I said, Now that everyone knows who
'Yeah.' He said, 'Well, let me re- Hetland is, it's time for the serious
phrase that. Are you a great kicker?' question. Is he ever going to miss?
I said, 'I think so.'" "I plan on making every one of
While Gator Nation -expected them," said Hetland, who is quick
Phillips the No. 2 kicker in to point out he feels comfortable
the nation at the time, according from any distance 53 yards and
to scout.com to step into the in. "Right now, I feel like if I miss
starting role, Hetland established and this might sound cocky
a training routine to overtake the it's a fluke."
freshman. Another burning issue is his
"I was like, 'He better be damn walk-on status.
good because I'm going to go out Burdened by a fourth year of
there and give it my best,'" Hetland tuition, the Hetlands are crossing
said. their fingers that something will
Sometimes with his father, give.
sometimes alone, Hetland dedi- "If he's the guy who continues
cated three to four days a week to and plays the rest of the year,
hardcore kicking this summer. he'll be on scholarship," Meyer
By the beginning of two-a- said.
days, Hetland knew he had the What a secret weapon UF has
inside track to starting, to starring, had on its hands all along. As for
Everyone else would have to wait the biggest secret of all, Hetland is
to witness UF's best-kept secret. aiming for the NFL.
"That's what his dream is,"
Mr. Perfect Randy said, "and that's why he
With the media questioning UF's went to Florida."


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Rhian Davis and the Gators must carry momentum into SEC
play. Davis has responded well to increased playing time.


* UF HEADS INTO SEC PLAY
RANKED NO. 6.

By DAN TREAT
Alligator Writer

Complacency is a word that
always makes coaches cringe, and
Mary Wise is no exception.
While the Gators' exited their
non-conference schedule with a 9-1
mark, including a victory against ri-
val Southern California, Wise wants
her players to continue progress-
ing the way they have through the
season's first month. "-
"As a coach you're always look-
ing to the future and what more
they can learn," Wise said. "'Every
time they learn something we want
to give them something else, so they
may never feel like they can ever ac-
complish everything. Because every
time they get something we're go-
ing to add something to it."
UF is now entering a stretch of its
season that could hardly be consid-
ered daunting.
Currently ranked No. 6 in the na-
tion, the Gators aren't scheduled to
play another team in the Top 25 for
the remainder of the season.


Perhaps UF's toughest remain-
ing competition is Tennessee, which
is currently receiving the most votes
of any unranked team.
The Volunteers defeated the
Gators twice last season the
first win breaking UF's streak of
145 consecutive regular season
Southeastern Conference wins,,
and the second to take the SEC
Tournament crown.
"It's like the light has come
on for Rhian. Understand that
she is incredibly fast, and
now has a better understand-
ing of the game."
Mary Wise
UF coach


Wise, however, wants to keep the
Gators focused on the next task.
"I just told the players we're 0-0."

BACK-ROW BREAKOUT: After play-
ing sparingly her first two seasons,
Rhian Davis has emerged as a ma-
jor defensive contributor for the
Gators throughout the season's first
month.
She has seen the court in every


match and has eclipsed 10 digs
three times, including a season high
15 against Florida State Monday
night.
That effort was just shy of her
career high of 17 against Minnesota
in 2004.
"It's like the light has' come on
for Rhian," Wise said. "Understand
that she is incredibly fast, and now
has a better understanding of thet
game in a position she's never
played before.
"She's really a lot more comfort-
able, and thus able to get a whole lot
more balls."

PACKING THE HOUSE: According to
the Division I Volleyball Attendance
Report, the Gators have the sixth-
highest average home-match atten-
dance in the nation.
. UF has been ranked in the na-
tional top-10 in attendance each of
the last 14 years.
The Gators are averaging 2,376
fans per game, and their total at-
tendance of 16,635 for seven home
matches so far ranks behind only
Hawaii.
UF is the only school in either the
SEC or on the east coast ranked in
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