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NOAAA satellite image of Hurricane Charley bearing down on Florida. Its all about happenstance, just as it was on Aug. 13, 2004, seven short years ago. Its simply a matter of what happened, what might happen again someday, and what will happen based on your own preparations. Beginning on a life-altering summer Friday, Hurricane Charley blew a hole through Sanibel and Captiva islands in Lee County, blasted across Charlotte Harbor, then hurtled right up the Peace River Basin, decimating Punta Gorda, Port Charlotte, Cleveland, Fort Ogden, Nocatee, Arcadia, Zolfo Springs and a lot of other places. It exited the state like a high-velocity round, through Orlando. Charley was nobodys idea of fun. A small, powerful storm with winds blowing up to 150 miles per hour, it offered only a single blessing: no storm surge. It left OR THE THIRD YEAR RUNNING, Florida Weekly abandons the pretensions of the best modern media that aim to provide serious, substantive journalism to astute readers and careful thinkers concerned with thorny contemporary issues, enlightened cultural events, and lively societal values. Enough already. Were rocketing right past that to get to the Truth. We begin by asking a difficult, age-old philosophic question: Why did the chicken cross the road? What were offering here may or may not be the answer. But at the very least its a double belt of fun on the rocks with a selection of our current favorite jokes. We arent kidding around, either. 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Rick Perry called on his Christian constituents to devote a day to fasting and prayer last weekend, and he held a much-heralded religious rally at Houstons Reliant Stadium to underscore that point. Mr. Perry invited his fellow governors to participate, but only two chose to do so: Gov. Sam Brownback of Kansas was there in person; the Moses of the Everglades, Floridas very own Gov. Rick Scott, was too busy screwing up things in Tallahassee to make an appearance, but he did send a video asking the 30,000 or so celebrants who assembled in the 71,000-seat stadium to pray for more jobs. Ordinarily, a Neanderthal Texas governor corralling a bunch of televangelists and right-wing fundamentalists (one participant famously denounced the Statue of Liberty as a false idol) for a biblical dogand-pony show would be of little interest to anyone outside of Amarillo or Lubbock. But Gov. Perry is the Next Big Thing in Republican politics and a likely candidate for the partys presidential nomination. Therefore, it was not only the eyes of Texas that were focused on his prayer party. I dont mean to pick at nits, but I found it unsettling that Gov. Perry urged Texans to fast. Texas is one of our poorest and hungriest states. About 17 percent of its residents live in poverty, which just about equals West Virginias rate, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. It also ranks second (behind Arkansas) in the percentage (25 percent) of children who are chronically malnourished. Really, governor, wouldnt it have made more sense to call for a day of feeding the starving? Gov. Perry has captured the fancy of reactionary elements within the Republican Party, and there are good reasons for that. He is ruggedly handsome and dresses like a GQ model (no one fills an empty suit better than the Texas governor). If you like your Christianity harsh and judgmental, hes your man. He is the darling of the oil barons and oligarchs in Dallas and Houston who created him and who retain the title to his soul. Contemptuous of the federal government and its authority, he absurdly flirted with taking Texas down the road of secession. He plays the role of the macho cowpoke to the hilt. He packs a pistol when goes out for his daily run, and there are innumerable photographs of him in jeans and denim shirts doing all sorts of rugged outdoor activities. This carefully cultivated frontier persona is oddly familiar, for Gov. Perry is really nothing more than Sarah Palin with testicles. His supporters will tell you that during his tenure Texas has created 850,000 jobs, which is more than all other states combined. That is true. It is also true that Mr. Perry increased the number of state jobs by almost 11 percent. His backers conveniently overlook that nasty $27 billion deficit and the draconian budget cuts that will shut down hundreds of nursing homes and medical facilities. Public education also got slammed on his watch something the state can ill afford, since Texas already ranks 44th in education spending per student. Gov. Perry, who was lieutenant governor under George W. Bush, became governor in December of 2000, when Mr. Bush departed for Washington. I was living in Texas at that time, and I can assure you that very few people took Gov. Perry (a former agriculture commissioner) seriously. The Bush/Perry tandem was routinely referred to as Dumb and Dumber. That may have been a tad harsh, but there is good reason to believe that few wheels spin behind Mr. Perrys engaging Marlboro Man smile. The governor of Texas wields scant power. The legislature calls the shots. Sadly, the Texas legislature is larded with Rick Perry clones. The Texas governor does set the tone for the state, however, and the tone in Texas now is that of disdain for anything that doesnt conform to the fears and prejudices of the extreme right wing. If Gov. Perry enters the race, poor Michele Bachmann will have to double the dose of her migraine medication. The swaggering honcho from Austin will steal a large chunk of her supporters the moment he announces. Hell cause problems for Mitt Romney, too. Gov. Perrys furious Wild West energy contrasts sharply with Mr. Romneys rigor mortis-like demeanor and patrician manner. Having followed Gov. Perrys career, one fact seems inescapable: His candidacy will have a short shelf life. He, like Ms. Palin, will not wear well. Good looks and boundless vivacity will take a candidate so far. At some point, he must demonstrate that he is a serious man with serious thoughts. Thats a steep hill for Gov. Perry to climb. There also is the Texas problem. Are we really ready for another Texan in the White House? The wounds inflicted by Mr. Bush have yet to heal, and that smirking, grating gunslinger shtick he so prized lingers in our collective memory. Gov. Perry has distanced himself from Mr. Bush, his onetime mentor. Seems that Gov. Perry now believes the former president was too progressive. That should send a shudder through the more enlightened elements of the electorate. As part of his preparation for a presidential campaign, Gov. Perry has sought the dubious advice and counsel of former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on matters relating to the military and foreign affairs. Mr. Rumsfeld makes periodic trips to Texas to tutor the cowboy candidate. DONALD RUMSFELD! What does it say when a candidate turns for guidance to the architect of the greatest foreign policy debacle (remember Iraq?) since Vietnam? If the unrepentant Mr. Rumsfeld has Gov. Perrys ear (and apparently he does), that alone should disqualify him from serious consideration. Gov. Perry informed acolytes at Reliant Stadium last weekend that God does not belong to a political party. That may be so, but it seems as if Gov. Perry, Ms. Palin, Ms. Bachmann and others of that ilk expend enormous amounts of time and energy in an effort to drag an apolitical Almighty into their small-minded and unfeeling wing of the Republican Party. The cowboy candidate billCORNWELL bcornwell@floridaweekly.comCOMMENTARY


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PublisherShelley Lundslund@floridaweekly.comManaging EditorCindy Reporters & ColumnistsLois Bolin Bill Cornwell Karen Feldman Artis Henderson Jim McCracken Jeannette Showalter Nancy Stetson Evan Williams Roger WilliamsPhotographersPeggy Farren Bernadette La Paglia Dennis Goodman Marla Ottenstein Charlie McDonald Bob RaymondCopy EditorCathy CottrillPresentation EditorEric Raddatz eraddatz@floridaweekly.comProduction ManagerKim Boone kboone@floridaweekly.comGraphic DesignersPaul Heinrich Natalie Zellers Hope Jason Nick BearCirculation ManagerPenny Kennedy pkennedy@floridaweekly.comCirculationDavid Anderson Paul Neumann Greg TretwoldAccount ExecutivesNicole Masse Cori Higgins Jeff Jerome jjerome@floridaweekly.comSales and Marketing AssistantSandi HughesBusiness Office ManagerKelli CaricoPublished by Florida Media Group LLCPason Gaddis Jeffrey Cull Jim Dickerson Street Address: Naples Florida Weekly 9051 Tamiami Trail North, Suite 202 Naples, Florida 34108 Phone 239.325.1960 Fax: 239.325.1964 Subscriptions:Copyright: The contents of the Florida Weekly are copyright 2011 by Florida Media Group, LLC. No portion may be reproduced without the express written consent of Florida Media Group, LLC.Call 239.325.1960 or visit us on the web at and click on subscribe today.One-year mailed subscriptions: $29.95 in-county$49.95 in-state $54.95 out-of-state NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYA4 NEWS WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 OPINION Ronald Reagan, God rest his soul, has been dead for seven years. This is long enough for liberals to feel safe making him their pet Republican. In their telling, Reagan raised the debt ceiling 18 times, passed tax increases, negotiated with the Soviets and then pretty much called it a day, adjourning to share a friendly after-hours drink with his bosom buddy, Democratic House Speaker Tip ONeill. These heterodoxies would get him ostracized in todays Republican party, proving that the GOP has been hijacked by dangerous extremists. Needless to say, thats what they called Reagan and his supporters back when the Gipper was alive and governing. Beyond their obvious opportunism, though, the newly minted Reagan nostalgics of the Left have a point: Reagan didnt get everything he wanted, and he had to compromise. This isnt a telling polemical point so much as a banality, a truism about any leader in a robust democratic society. Reagan inevitably had to make choices. Confronting a Democratic House, he could cut taxes and fund a defense buildup, or try to balance the budget. He had the right priorities; the economic growth he fostered and victory in the Cold War made the budget surpluses of the 1990s possible. The liberals hankering for Reagan is only possible when they abstract him from the context of his times and focus on his pragmatic tactics to the exclusion of his fixed ideological goals. Some conservatives make the opposite mistake by ignoring Reagans adept maneuvering, as if the only ingredient to his success was maintaining the right convictions. Both sides, then, tend to misunderstand the well-springs of Reagans achievement. Having grand goals is easy, if you dont care much about r eaching them. Cutting deals is easy, if you dont care much about where they take you. Knowing how to accommodate reality, when to give way and when to stand firm, while never deviating from your ultimate purposes is the stuff of statesmanship. When such statesmanship is in the service of transformative and noble ends, it deserves honor for all time. It is what defines a Reagan or a Lincoln. The Great Emancipators later career was partly devoted to the perilous work of slowly pushing the envelope of public opinion toward the abolition of slavery. The abolitionists hated his compromises and caution. He, in turn, hated their self-righteous purity. But both the abolitionist agitation and the shrewd political leadership were indispensable to changes unimaginable on the cusp of the Civil War. Lincoln called radicals in his party the unhandiest devils in the world to deal with but after all their faces are set Zionward. The Tea Partiers in Congress will have to make their own bows to statesmanship. If David Gergen is ever on CNN praising them for their supposed responsibility, they might as well not have come to Washington in the first place. They should never become house-broken. On the other hand, they cant let tactics become destructive to their ends, or oppose anything that doesnt meet a test of absolute purity. The road to Zion is always frustrating and winding. Rich Lowry is editor of the National Review.Reagan the statesman richLOWRY Special to Florida Weekly President Barack Obama touted his debt-ceiling deal Tuesday, saying, We cant balance the budget on the backs of the very people who have borne the biggest brunt of this recession. Yet that is what he and his coterie of Wall Street advisers have done. In the affairs of nations, Alexander Hamilton wrote in January 1790, loans in times of public danger, especially from foreign war, are found an indispensable resource. It was his first report as secretary of the treasury to the new Congress of the United States. The country had borrowed to fight the Revolutionary War, and Hamilton proposed a system of public debt to pay those loans. The history of the U.S. national debt is inexorably tied to its many wars. The resolution this week of the so-called debt-ceiling crisis is no different. Not only did a compliant Congress agree to fund President George W. Bushs wars in Iraq and Afghanistan with emergency appropriations; they did so with borrowed money, raising the debt ceiling 10 times since 2001 without quibbling. So how did the Pentagon fare in the current budget battle? It looks like it did fine. Not to be confused with the soldiers and veterans who have fought these wars. This year is the 50th anniversary of (Dwight) Eisenhowers military-industrial complex speech, William Hartung of the Center for International Policy told me while the Senate assembled to vote on the debt-ceiling bill. Speaking of the late general turned Republican U.S. president, Hartung said: He talked about the need for a balanced economy, for a healthy population. Essentially, hes to the left of Barack Obama on these issues. Michael Hudson, president of the Institute for the Study of Long-Term Economic Trends, explained the history of the debt ceilings connection to war: It was put in in 1917 during World War I, and the idea was to prevent President Wilson from committing even more American troops and money to war. In every country of Europe England, France the parliamentary control over the budget was introduced to stop ambitious kings or rulers from waging wars. So the whole purpose was to limit a governments ability to run into debt for war, because that was the only reason that governments ran into debt. The Budget Control Act of 2011 assures drastic cuts to the U.S. social safety net. Congress will appoint a committee of 12, dubbed the Super Congress, evenly split between Republicans and Democrats, to identify $1.2 trillion in cuts by Thanksgiving. If the committee fails to meet that goal, sweeping, mandatory, across-the-board cuts are mandated. Social services would get cut, but so would the Pentagon. Or would it? The Congressional Black Caucus and the Congressional Progressive Caucus opposed the bill. Congressional Black Caucus chair Emanuel Cleaver called it a sugarcoated Satan sandwich. For fiscal years 2012 and 2013, the discretionary funding approved is split between security and nonsecurity categories. Nonsecurity categories like food programs, housing, Medicare and Medicaid (the basis of any genuine national security) will most likely be cut. But the security budget will get hit equally hard, which Democrats suggest would be an incentive for Republicans to cooperate with the process. The security category includes Department of Defense, the Department of Homeland Security, the Department of Veterans Affairs, the National Nuclear Security Administration, the intelligence community (and) international affairs. This sets up a dynamic where hawks will be trying to cut as much as possible from the State Departments diplomatic corps, and foreign aid, in order to favor their patrons at the Pentagon and in the weapons industry. Hartung explained that the contractors, in addition to having the support of Speaker of the House John Boehner, had Buck McKeon, the head of the House Armed Services Committee, whose biggest contributor is Lockheed Martin, whos got big military facilities in his district, (and) Randy Forbes, whose district is near the Newport News Shipbuilding complex, which builds attack submarines and aircraft carriers. They used their influence to get people on the inside, their allies in the House, to push their agenda. President Obamas debt-ceiling deal is widely considered a historic defeat for progressives, a successful attack on the New Deal and Great Society achievements of the past century. Congresswoman Donna Edwards, D-Md., summed up the disappointment, in which half the Democrats in the House voted against their president, tweeting: Nada from million/billionaires; corp tax loopholes aplenty; only sacrifice from the poor/ middle class? Shared sacrifice, balance? Really? The Project on Government Oversight says of the Super Congress that the creation of the committee doesnt come with many requirements for transparency. Who will be the watchdog? With the 2012 election coming up, promising to be the most expensive ever, expect the committees deficit-reduction proposal, due by Thanksgiving and subject to an up-or-down vote, to have very little to give thanks for. Amy Goodman is the host of Democracy Now!, a daily international TV/radio news hour airing on more than 800 stations in North America. She is the author of Breaking the Sound Barrier, recently released in paperback and now a New York Times best-seller.War, debt and the president I W amyGOODMAN Special to Florida Weekly


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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYA6 WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 COLD LASER THERAPY LASER FOR FUNGAL NAILS DIFFICULT ACHILLES/HEEL PAIN INGROWN TOENAILS PEDIATRIC FOOT AND ANKLE CARESELECTED TO BE AMONGST: AMERICAN TOP PODIATRISTS 2011**NEW PATIENTS WELCOMEwww.NaplesPodiatrist.comEmergencies and Same-Day Appointment Available Of ce Hours: Monday through Friday *Board Certi ed: American Board of Lower Extremity Surgeons Reconstructive Foot/Ankle Surgery OUR RESULTS WALK FOR THEMSELVESDOWNTOWN NAPLES 239.430.FOOT {3668}Goodlette Medical Park 661 Goodlette Road, Suite 103LELY 239.417.2256Gridley Building (across from the Lely horses) 12250 Tamiami Trail East, Suite 101 DR. KEVIN LAM, DPM* ** DR. BRIAN TIMM, DPM* ** DR. MALINOSKI, DPM DR. SADIA ALI, DPM Several activities are planned in the community as part of a nationwide Keep the Spirit of 5 Alive effort. The Greatest Generation breakfast, underwritten by Arthrex, is set for 7:30-11 a.m. Saturday, Aug. 13, at the Hilton Naples. Preferential seating will be given to WWII veterans. RSVPs required by calling 649-2300 An Evening at the USO will be recreated from 5-11 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 13, at Pinchers Crab Shack in Tin City. Veterans of all wars and those who want to thank them are welcome to join in a nostalgic night of music, fun and friends. There will be a Rosie the Riveter lookalike contest and The Kiss competition. Naples Backyard History will scan wartime photos for the Wall of Honor. All veterans and their guests are welcome; WWII veterans and their spouses eat free, courtesy of The Glenview at Pelican Bay. Taps Across America will take place locally at 7 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 14, at the Naples Pier. In what could become a new national tradition, buglers will begin playing Taps at the WWII Memorial in Washington, D.C., and the musical salute across America will end at the Punch Bowl in Honolulu, Hawaii. For more information, visit Several meetings are on the calendar allowing the public to review proposed changes to district boundaries of the Collier County Board of Commissioners and the District School Board of Collier County. After a brief staff presentation, the audience will be encouraged to comment and ask questions. Everyone is welcome. Meetings will take place from 7-9 p.m. as follows: District 1: Tuesday, Aug. 16, in the Board of County Commission chambers at the Collier County Government Center, 3299 Tamiami Trail E., Naples District 2: Thursday, Aug. 18, at Veterans Community Par k, 1895 Veterans Park Drive, Naples District 3: Tuesday, Aug. 23, at the Golden Gate Community Center, 4701 Golden Gate Parkway, Naples District 4: Tuesday, Aug. 30, at the countys Growth Management Division Planning & Regulation office, 2800 N. Horseshoe Drive, Naples District 5: Monday, Aug. 29, at Immokalee Community Park, 321 N. First St., ImmokaleeThe proposed redistricting maps can be viewed at more information, call David Weeks at 252-2306 or e-mail Keep the Spirit of AliveFind out what proposed redistricting would mean for commission, schools

PAGE 8 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYA8 NEWS WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 Humor is the good-natured side of Truth. And truth is serious business. When it comes to American jokes in particular, we tend to hold a mirror up to nature (as that Brit, Shakespeare, once pointed out about drama), whether we intend to or not. Our jokes have always reflected our prejudices, our current attitudes about ourselves and the world, and our ambitions. Just as they have always revealed us at our best and our worst. Once, for example, the go-to jokes about lazy people tended to describe Mexicans, or those about criminals tended to describe blacks. Jokes about fools or the stupid pointed either to blondes or Poles (and before Poles, it was the Irish or the Italians or somebody else). Californians were the butt of spacey jokes, and regionally, Crackers came to be characterized as ignorant country rubes. All of it was true, but the Truth defined the joke tellers, not the joke tellees. Thats changed, mostly, although such jokes still float around but probably not in the pages of Florida Weekly. Americans, more than any other are razor-sharp self-critics, and our jokes reflect that power and talent as well. The first and most sacred amendment to the Constitution protects free speech, and that means the jokers among us can celebrate the world in their own sharply comic fashions without being banished, imprisoned or killed. Our jokes can be firecrackers ribald, brassy, bold, earthy or vulgar little explosions. They can also be political, social, sexual or psychological missiles. Almost always theyre merry, and not infrequently theyre unrestrained by etiquette or political correctness. Sometimes they dispel pretension. But before we analyze this any further, lets remember once again E.B. Whites famous biology lesson: Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. So why did that chicken cross the road? Probably for the same reason youll turn the page. And when you do, enjoy. Roger Williams A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where hes going. Im on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body. The policeman asks, Really? And whos going to give a lecture at this time of night? My wife. What do you call a parrot under an umbrella? Polly unsaturated. When I was young, I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesnt work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. A scientist clones himself. But the clone grows to be foulmouthed. Nothing can stop him. In anger, the scientist pushes his creation out a window. Hes charged with making an obscene clone fall. What did the sick comic say in the hospital? Im here all weak. Question: What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Lying in bed, the 72-year-old man was seriously ill. Knowing that death would come soon, the man called his lawyer. I was thinking how you told me I could get a law degree if I had enough money to buy one. How much does it cost again? Its $65,000, replied the lawyer. But you are dying! Why would you want to have a law degree now? That is none of your concern, replied the dying man. I want you to get me that law certification! Within the week, the sick man had received his law degree. Of course his lawyer quickly came to his side, to make sure the bill would be paid in full. Within moments the old man began having trouble breathing and was gasping for air. It was clear he would not live much longer. The lawyer was going nuts not knowing why this man would want a law degree and pay so much for it when he knew the end was near. Please, please cant you tell me why you wanted this law degree so desperately before you died? Barely able to speak and on his last dying breath, the old man said, One less lawyer... Two snowmen are standing in a meadow. One snowman turns to the other and says, Do you smell carrots? A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live. The patient asked, Oh doctor, what should I do? The doctor replied, Marry an accountant. Will that make me live longer? asked the patient. No, said the doctor, but it will SEEM longer. A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says, Theres nothin special... we just flat out tell em theyre gonna die. A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man. The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years. A woman was her lawyers office when she noticed an unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse, about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a single woman in black walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The onlooker had to know what this was about. She approached the woman walking the dog. I am so sorry for your loss, she said, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you. But Ive never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it? Well, that first hearse is for my husband, the lady in black replied. What happened to him? My dog attacked and killed him, the lady replied. The observer inquired further, Who is in the second hearse? His mistress, the lady said. She tried to help my husband, then the dog turned on her. There was a thoughtful moment of silence between the two. Can I borrow the dog? the woman asks. Get in line. Q: According to Hemingway, why did the chicken cross the road? A: To die, alone, in the rain. Charles Dickens walks into a bar and says, Please, sir, Id like a martini. The bartender asks, Olive or twist? Q: How do you make a Kleenex dance? A: Blow a little boogie into it. Q: Why cant seagulls fly by the bay? A: Because that would make them bagels. Though William Shakespeare wrote prolifically, he never knew which pencil to use for putting words on paper: 2b or not 2b? A doctor, a lawyer, and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says, For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems. The doctor says, Its better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health. The manager says, Youre both wrong. Its best to have both so that when the wife thinks youre with the mistress, and the mistress thinks youre with your wife you can go to the office and do some work. When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil. A giraffe, a priest and a pro wrestler walk into a bar. Bartender says: What is this, a joke?JOKESFrom page 1 Do you smell carrots? ISSUE J J OKES 2011 2011


NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 NEWS A9 A man in New York calls his mother in Florida. Man: Ma, how are you? Mom: Im fine. I havent eaten in 23 days, but Im fine. Man: You havent eaten in 23 days?! Whats wrong? Mom: I didnt want my mouth to be full in case you should call. Im on a whiskey diet. Ive lost three days already. A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son was just a head! But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso popped out! The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, Take another drink! Take another drink! The bartender shook his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms popped out! The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, Take another drink! Take another drink! But the bartender ignored the whole affair. By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs popped out. The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over. The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, He should have quit while he was a head. An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. Im a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke? The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, No, not if Im gonna have to explain it five times. Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person. He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasnt on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didnt eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Q. What do you call a deadhead after he breaks up with his girlfriend? A. Homeless Q. How do you know a deadhead broke into your house? A. Hes still there. A man who led a debaucherous lifestyle dies and finds himself in the waiting room of Hell. A devilish imp comes out and starts to speak to him. You have been condemned to a life in Hell, I am your counselor. Do you have any questions? Ive always heard Hell to be such an awful place, what is it like? the mansaid. Well let me run you through a typical week. Do you like to drink? Why yes, I do. Well, Mondays are our alcohol days. We drink all day, and because youre dead, you wont get sick, die or wake up with a hangover. said the imp. Well, thats not so bad, I guess. How about food? Do you like to eat? Yes,replied the man. Tuesdays are our all-youcan-eat days. The finest cooks from around the underworld will make countless dishes. And because youre dead, you will not gain weight. Youre going to love Tuesdays. Have you ever taken any drugs? Ive been known to engage in that sort of activity. Youre going to love Wednesdays. All the drugs you can imagine taking all at once. You will be higher than you ever been. Plus, you cant overdose and you wont have a nasty withdrawl. This is sounding like a great deal. What are your opinions on gambling? Ive made my share of wagers in my day. Well Thursday is gambling day. Everyone gets a million dollars to gamble and if you lose it all, guess what? You get another million. You will absolutely love Thursdays. This place is going to be excellent. What about Friday? the man eagerly asked. Do you like gay sex? No, said the man,Never really appealed to me. Ooooh, well youre going to HATE Fridays. A guy is sitting on his sofa when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, theres a knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, What the hell was that all about? Two strings walk into a bar. One of them asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, we dont serve strings in here, get out. They walk out of the bar. One string turns to the other and says, I have an idea, and then takes the top of his friends head and ties it around his body and then messes up his hair. The friend then does the same to the other string. They walk back into the bar and the string asks for a drink again. The bartender says, Didnt I just tell you, we dont serve stings in here? The string says, Im afraid not. A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied I dont know, it all happened so fast. Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says, Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here. A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it? The husband says, What do I look like, Mr. Plumber? A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, Honey, the car wont start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me? He says: What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench? Another few days go by, and its raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, Honey, theres a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it? He says, What do I look like, Bob Vila? The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them, she says. Great! How much is that going to cost me? he snarls. Wife says: Nothing. He said hed do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him. Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make? asks the husband. What do I look like? she says, Betty Crocker? Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. Ill go into town for a doctor, the other says. He runs 10 miles to a small town and finds the towns only doctor, who is delivering a baby. I cant leave, the doctor says. But heres what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground. The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. What did the doctor say? the victim asks. He says youre gonna die. A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: Hes allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. Cold floors, he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, Bad food. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. I quit, he says. Thats not surprising, the elders say. Youve done nothing but complain since you got here. A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. I charge $50 for three questions, the lawyer says. Thats awfully steep, isnt it? the guy asks. Yes, the lawyer replies, Now whats your final question? Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet? A: To stamp out fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out burning ducks. Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To prove he wasnt a chicken. What the hell was that all about? ISSUE J J OKES 2011 2011

PAGE 10 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYA10 NEWS WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 9101 STRADA PLACE NAPLES, FLORIDA 34108 SATURDAY AUGUST 20TH from 11:30am 3pmStorewide buy-one-get-one savings Safety fun with the Collier County Sheriffs Ofce and North Naples Fire Department Sampling in each department and outdoor cookout School supply drive benetting the Education Foundation The rst 50 people to arrive at 11:30 receive a free reusable shopping bag communities in southern Lee and Collier counties relatively untouched, instead devastating Charlotte and DeSoto counties. Ultimately, it cost Florida and Floridians $13 billion. Thats what happened. What might happen at any time is another Charley, or something much more dangerous, with storm surge. Forecasters for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration last week predicted as many as 14 more named storms, 10 of them potentially hurricanes, before the season is out. Their confidence in those predictions is up from 65 to 85 percent. What will happen, however even if such a storm should arrive anywhere in Southwest Florida is nothing like what did happen in those fateful days seven years ago. But it could be rough, anyway. That would depend on storm surge, notes Wayne Sallad, director of Charlotte County Emergency Management. What many people dont realize is that what we went through was a relatively surgical strike. Charley had no storm surge. Now emergency management centers in Collier and Lee have made significant changes in the way they prepare, following the lead of Charlotte County, which is arguably the point-man model for how it should be done anywhere in the world. Looking northward at the impact of Charley that led everyone who thought hurricanes were just (emergency management business) to recognize they had a responsibility, too, notes Colliers emergency management coordinator, Rick Zyvoloski. Now, the preparation is community-wide. Collier itself has a brand new emergency services center headquartering emergency management itself, the Sheriff, dispatchers and the 911 program. In Charlotte, where emergency management officials from Texas, Alabama and Mississippi come to learn how its done right, Mr. Sallad describes three key components of the battle plan. We have a stronger community now because everything we did since the hurricanes of 2004 and is new code. We rebuilt, restructured, and re-roofed everything, and all the new constructions hotels, schools, churches, event centers all are built to the new Florida Unified Building Code. Thats one. The second new component is a fresh evacuation study and storm surge model completed just last December, which includes 7,000 collars on stop-sign posts at 7,000 intersections in Charlotte, color coded to let drivers know what zone theyre in (zones could have separate evacuation plans) and how close to the water they are. And the final new component, practiced by Lee and Collier as well, is the use of social media Facebook, Twitter and the like. Im thinking someday this is going to save some lives, Mr. Sallad says. Others agree. Everything we do is tremendously different now, but one of the biggest changes is the upstart of social media and information handling, explains Gerald Campbell, chief of planning for Lee County emergency management. We do things in the way of outreach now that we wouldnt have thought of in 2004. Following Charlottes lead, Lee County now has a Twitter site for use in storm emergencies, officials are putting in place a system of intersection signs identifying evacuation routes, and theyre developing an iPhone application that could save lives. This will tell people what evacuation zone their phone is located in, in real time. And if that area goes under an evacuation order, theyll be able to see the order instantly, Mr. Campbell says. In the old days, we did things just in case we taught people to be ready just in case. Now we focus on just in time. We still do the old school things, but now were giving you information when you need it, with the directions you need. At least thats the idea. CHARLEYFrom page 1FLORIDA PHOTOGRAPHIC ARCHIVE PHOTOAbove: A view of a home destroyed by Hurricane Charley in Punta Gorda.


NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 A11 Dead mans partyFor years, many traditional funerals in Taiwan especially in rural areas or among working classes have included pop singers and bikinied dancers, supposedly to entertain the ghosts that will protect the deceased in the afterlife. According to a recent documentary by anthropologist Marc Moskowitz, some of the dancers until 20 years ago were strippers who did lap dances with funeral guests, until the government made such behavior illegal. Contemporary song-and-dance shows, like the traveling Electric Flower Car, supposedly appeal to lower gods who help cleanse the deceased of the more mundane vices such as gambling and prostitution (compared to the higher gods who focus on morality and righteousness). Cant possibly be true Californias state and local governments are rarely discussed these days without the pall of budget cuts looming, but apparently the Los Angeles County Museum of Art is safe because it is spending a reported $1.5 million to move a big rock in from Riverside, about 60 miles away. Its a 340-ton boulder that the museum intends to display above a sidewalk (Levitated Mass). The move will require a 200-foot-long trailer with 200 tires, with one semi-tractor pulling and one pushing, at night, maximum speed 8 mph. Tennessee State Rep. Julia Hurley apologized in July and said she would pay for the refinishing of her desk in the legislative chamber after it was revealed that she had carved her initials in it during a January session. It was like one in the morning on the last day of the session, she told WSMV-TV. I wasnt thinking straight. Rep. Hurley, 29, who has a daughter, 14, unseated a nine-term incumbent legislator in 2010 with a campaign that touted her time as a Hooters waitress. If I could make it at Hooters, she wrote in the restaurants magazine, I could make it anywhere. In June, the California Court of Appeals threw out the three counts of possession of child pornography for which Joseph Gerber had been convicted, even though what Mr. Gerber had done was paste face shots of his own 13-year-old daughter onto ordinary pornographic photos. The U.S. Supreme Court decided in 2002 that a conviction for making child pornography requires actual sexual abuse. (Mr. Gerber had also been convicted of supplying the daughter with drugs and the court ordered Mr. Gerber resentenced.) Confusing headlines Woman Missing Since She Got Lost (Chicago Sun-Times, 5-17-2011). Teen Dies of Shaken Baby Syndrome (Chicago Tribune, 3-9-2011). Man With Clown Nose in New Cumberland Poses No Serious Threat (Patriot-News, Harrisburg, Pa., 7-3-2011). Return of the Giant Carnivorous Hermaphrodite Snails (Yahoo, 6-3-2011). Showboat Casino Hotel to Become First Dog-Friendly Casino in Atlantic City (Press of Atlantic City, 2-3-2011) (Guests dogs can be admitted to the floor, but dogs are still forbidden to play poker.) NEWS OF THE WEIRD BY CHUCK SHEPHERDDISTRIBUTED BY UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATEPolice blotter Arrested in Woodbridge, Va., in July for burglary after being discovered by police inside the MVC Late Night adult store: U.S. Army officer Justin Dale Little Jim, 28 (who was found physically engaged with a blow-up doll). Little Jims chances for acquittal are slim under News of the Weirds insightful theory of criminal culpability known as the Three First Names hypothesis. In June in the Houston suburb of Alvin, Texas, a petite, 42-year-old Walmart customer came across three men running out of the store carrying shoplifted beer. She decided that it was up to her to take a stand because, as she said later, she was sick of the lawlessness. The woman (whose name, coincidentally, is Monique Lawless) chased the men, climbed onto the hood of their getaway car, even jumping up and down on it, to delay their escape. The three were eventually arrested: Sylvester Andre Thompson and his brothers S ylvester Durlentren Thompson and Sylvester Primitivo Thompson. Unclear on the concept Georges Marciano, co-founder of the clothing company Guess? Inc. and ostensibly in no trouble with IRS, nonetheless demanded in 2009 that the agency audit him over the previous several years. The IRS turned him down, and he sued the agency in federal court in Washington, D.C., but in July, a judge rejected the case, declaring that federal law and the U.S. Constitution do not give anyone a right to demand that IRS collect more taxes from them. (Marciano perhaps hoped for the IRS to uncover cheating by his former employees and accountants, whom he thought were stealing from him. Paying higher taxes might have been worth it if the agency had made it easier for him to sue any cheaters.) A Singaporean army draftee caused a public stir in March when he was photographed by a visitor as he underwent physical training in army fatigues but with his maid following behind him carrying his backpack on her shoulders. (Army officials told reporters the draftee had since been counsel(ed).) In May, following near-record floods in fields south of Montreal, Quebec, farmer Martin Reid made sure to apply for his fishing license because he had learned the hard way that when his land gets flooded, he cannot remove the fish washed onto it unless he is a licensed fisherman. After flooding in 1993, Mr. Reid and his father failed to secure a license and were fined $1,000. A second offense brings a fine of $100,000. 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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYA12 WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 BONITA SPRINGS 24231 Walden Center Drive Appointments: 239-348-4404 PHYSICIANS REGIONAL-COLLIER BOULEVARD8340 Collier Boulevard, Naples Appointments: 239-348-4560 PEBBLEBROOK CENTER 15215 Collier Boulevard, Naples Appointments: 239-348-4054 PHYSICIANS REGIONAL-PINE RIDGE 6101 Pine Ridge Road, Naples Appointments: 239-348-4001 SCHOOL & SPORTS PHYSICALS / EYE EXAMS SCHOOL & SPORTS PHYSICALS Goodwill Industries of Southwest Florida will host a job fair to recruit employees for its soon-to-open retail and donation center in Naples as well as for its other centers from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Monday, Aug. 15, at Southwest Florida Works, 3353 Radio Road.Goodwill seeks more than a dozen workers for the new store in Freedom Square shopping center, near the intersection of Tamiami Trail East and Collier Boulevard. Positions include part-time customer service associates and cashiers, merchandise processors and donation attendants. The Freedom Square store is scheduled to open in late September.Our employees arent just retail sales clerks, theyre also the spokespersons for our mission, says Robert Randall, vice president of retail and operations for Goodwill. Applicants who are cheerful and friendly will really stand out, as well as folks who have a real passion for helping people. Goodwill Industries of Southwest Florida serves Collier, Lee, Charlotte, Hendry and Glades counties. Revenue earned at its 25 area thrift stores supports programs and services for people with disabilities and other disadvantages. In a typical year, the American Red Cr os s responds to 150 single-family fires in Southwest Florida. Volunteer members of the Red Cross Disaster Action Team assist the victims of these fires, no matter the time of day. DAT volunteers play an integral part in how the Red Cross carries out its humanitarian mission across Southwest Florida. There are more than 500 certified DAT volunteers in the region, but more are needed. Standard Red Cross volunteer courses are required, and specialized training is provided for DAT members. They must be able to work directly with people following disasters, be at least 18 years old and have a valid drivers license. DAT teams work on-call in shifts. Typical shifts are 12 or 24 hours, although DAT leaders work carefully to consider individual scheduling needs. If you are interested in becoming a DAT volunteer for the Red Cross in Collier County, contact Andy Jerant or Donna Barineau at 596-6868. For more information, visit Goodwill recruiting for retail and donation centersRed Cross seeks disaster volunteers


NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 A13 And so will the joy and optimistic outlook on life they represent when you consider the newest choice in retirement living in the Naples and Marco Island area The Arlington. Now you can look your best for the best years of your life in the easies t and most natural way possible. By appreciating each day for the wonder it brings. By giving up work and worry and gaining freedom and peace of mind. By taking control over decisions that affect your future. By being with others, having fun and laughing all the way. Its all part of The Arlingtons life nourishing, life ourishing and life af rming approach to retirement living. One that celebrates aging and every one of its many gifts. Laugh lines included. MODEL AND INFORMATION CENTER12276 Tamiami Trail East, Suite 501, Naples, Florida 34113 (239) 206-2646 or toll-free (866) The Arlington of Naples welcomes those of all faiths, beliefs and tradi ons.Located on Tamiami Trail East, across from the Freedom Horses Monument at Lely Resort. Open 8:30 a.m to 5:00 p.m. Monday through Saturday, and Sundays by appointment. Laugh lines never looked so good. FREESpecial Upgrades During August a style for every point of viewBlindsBudget Collier County businesses celebrate Success in the City at the Greater Naples Chamber of Commerces annual trade show from 3-7 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 18, at the Naples Beach Hotel & Golf Club. More than 120 booths representing a cross section of Collier County commerce will afford chamber members an opportunity to showcase their products and services to the public and fellow businesses. Vendors range from personal and professional services to attractions, restaurants, real estate and retail. Everyone is welcome. Admission includes hors doeuvres, raffles, prizes, samples, coupons and valet parking. Success in the City sponsors are: the Naples Daily News, BB&T Oswald Trippe and Company,, First National Bank of the Gulf Coast, Lutgert Insurance, Florida Weekly, The Arlington of Naples, The NewsPress Media Group and Waste Management. Advance tickets for $15 are available online until noon on the day of the show at or at the chambers Visitor Information Center at 900 Fifth Avenue South. Admission at the door is $20.Call 262-6141 for more information. The Economic Development Council of Collier County hosts its annual pre-legislative luncheon with the Collier County legislative delegation from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 18, at Vergina, 700 Fifth Ave. S. Cost is $40 for EDC Investors and $50 for others. Register online at www. or call 2636021. An array of designer mistakes, leftovers, extras, pictures, fabric and wallpaper, furniture and other household items goods will be up for grabs during the Dog Days of Summer designer garage sale from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 13, in the parking lot of the 10th Street Design Group, 141 10th St. N. Proceeds will benefit education programs of the American Society of Interior Designers-Florida South Chapter. For more information, call 784-1746. Chamber hosts annual trade show Aug. 18Pre-legislative luncheon set for Aug. 18 Designers plan Dog Days garage saleSuccess in the City


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Pictured here are Collier County Commissioner Donna Fiala with Bayshore CAPA executive committee members Chick Heithaus, Chellie Doepke and Dwight Richardson. For more information, PHOTOOrganizers of the 15th annual Undy Sunday collection drive for socks and underwear hope for more donations than ever this year, as more school children than ever are in need. The effort benefits students at 34 Collier County public elementary schools, as well as young clients of Youth Haven and The Shelter for Abused Women & Children. Forty-five churches and synagogues will set out donation boxes on Sunday, Aug. 14 and 21, to collect new socks and underwear for boys and girls sizes six through 12. Monetary donations also are welcome and will be used to purchase backpacks and school supplies. Since the first Undy Sunday organized by John Fitzgerald in 1997, the number of churches and synagogues joining the cause has more than doubled, and about 650,000 undergarments have been distributed. If you cant get to a collection site on Aug. 14 or 21, donations can be dropped off at Catholic Charities, 2210 Santa Barbara Blvd. between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. Monday-Thursday and from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Friday. For more information, call 455-2655. The call is out for instructors for fall 2011 (starting in October) and winter/spring 2012 (JanuaryMay) classes at the FGCU Renaissance Academys 12 locations throughout Collier, Lee and Charlotte counties. In Collier, classes meet at the FGCU Naples Center in downtown Naples, at Bentley Village in North Naples and at the Marco Island Yacht Club on Marco Island.There are no advance degree requirements for instructors, who give single lectures or lead short courses in the following categories: art, business, computer instruction, ecology, environment, government, history, law, life enrichment, literature, music, philosophy, psychology, religion, science, sociology, medicine and U.S. and world affairs. The academy pays an honorarium of $75 per lecture.Those interested in lecturing can download a course proposal form from or can arrange to receive one via mail by calling 425-3272. For more information, call John Guerra at 434-4838 or e-mail Needy kids benefit from Undy SundayHumane Society Naples and Coastland Center have joined forces to have an HSN satellite adoption center near Sears at the busy mall.Part of our mission is to reach out to the community to encourage them to adopt pets, says Michael Simonik, HSN executive director. This satellite adoption center will enable the public to view and adopt more pets, which in turn will save the lives of many more orphaned animals.Set to open Thursday, Sept. 15, the center will house up to 50 cats and dogs and likely the occasional rabbit, hamster, guinea pig or cockatoo that need permanent, loving homes. Patricia Worcester will manage the center, and HSN staff and volunteers will help with daily operations. Hours will be those of all stores in Coastland Center: 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. Monday through Saturday, and noon to 6 p.m. Sunday. Those who would like to find out more about volunteering at the satellite adoption center or at HSN headquarters on Airport-Pulling Road are encouraged to attend an informational meeting from 10-11 a.m. Saturday, Aug. 13, in the education center at HSN, 370 Airport-Pulling Road N. The annual Fur, Fun n Food open house at the agency is set for 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 20. For more information, call 643-1555 or visit Humane society to have a home at Coastland CenterVolunteer information meeting set for Aug. 13Share your knowledge at FGCU Renaissance Academy


The next time you hear a croak, wouldnt it be fun to know what the creature making the noise looks like? Learn about different frogs and their sounds during an encore presentation of Frog Calling 101 by experts from the Naples Preserve. The free, family-friendly class starts at 8 p.m. Friday, Aug. 12, in the community building at Fleischmann Park. After the lesson, which will include a CD of frog sounds to take home, the group will venture out on a field trip (van transportation provided) to listen for frogs. Dress for mosquitoes and wear shoes appropriate for walking on a gravel road. Because seating in the van is limited, reservations are required. Call 213-3020.Also coming upGeocaching is the modern-day equivalent of a scavenger hunt that involves the use of GPS technology. Learn the basics of this fun and education pursuit during a free workshop conducted by staff at the Naples Preserve at 9 a.m. Saturday, Aug. 13. After a brief introduction, the class will head outdoors to search for treasure troves around the preserve grounds. The Naples Preserve is at 1690 Tamiami Trail N. For more information, call 261-4290. NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYA18 NEWS WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 25%DISCOUNT ON EYE GLASSESSTUDENT EYE EXAMS $69 STUDENT SPECIAL 21 and underGood vision and healthy eyes are key in academic success. Rick Palmon, M.D. Richard M. Glasser, M.D. Penny J. Orr, O.D. Leonard Avril, O.D. Brian Marhue, O.D. Cannot be used in conjunction with any insurance or other promotions. Offers expire 10/31/2011NAPLES 594-0124 Cataracts LASIK Laser Vision Correction Cornea Treatment Glaucoma Dry Eyes Comprehensive Eye Exam Pediatric Eye Care Glasses & Contacts FREE CONSULTATIONNo Recovery No Fees or CostsOut of Area Call 1-800-852-65853515 Del Prado Blvd., Suite 101 Cape Coral 1629 K. Street NW, Suite 300 Washington D.C.www.lawinfo.cc239-540-3333 INJURED William M. PowellPracticing Law in Florida for over 28 years. Former President Cape Coral Bar Association Former Cape Coral City Attorney. Serious Bodily Injury Medical Malpractice Hospital/Physician Errors Wrongful Death Trucking Accidents Auto, Motorcycle & Plane Nursing Home Paralysis Slip & Fall Failure to Diagnose Drunk Drivers Brain Damage Birth Defects Get Ready for the PRIME of your Life RON ECHOLS / COURTESY PHOTOGreen tree frogRibbit! Frog-calling class back by popular demand Worried about spots on your tomato plants? Wondering what and when to feed your flowerbeds? Find out from those who know when Collier County master gardeners dole out free advice and answer questions from the public from 9 a.m. to noon and 1-4 p.m. every Thursday in the visitor center at the Naples Botanical Garden. Coming up at 10 a.m. Friday, Aug. 19, landscape entomologist Doug Caldwell, aka Dr. Dougbug of the Collier County Extension Service, will discuss how to identify and manage the new and unique pests that can wreak havoc on Southwest Florida landscapes, from the gumbo whitefly to croton scale and chili thrips. The free class will be held in the Kapnick Research & Education Center. Registration is required. Call the extension service at 353-4244. Masters offer free help at the GardenThe Summer of Sharks at the Rookery Bay Environmental Learning Center wraps up a presentation titled Shark Nurseries in the Ten Thousand Islands Estuaries by Pat ODonnell, long-time fisheries biologist with the Rookery Bay National Estuarine Research Reserve, from 5:30-7 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 17. Admission is $5 for Friends of Rookery Bay members and $10 for others. Doors open at 5 p.m. and refreshments are served. Seating is limited. Sign up by calling 417-6310, ext. 401, or visiting The environmental learning center is at 300 Tower Road. While there, guests are welcome to peruse the Sharkabet traveling exhibit of paintings by Alaska-based artist Ray Troll. On display through Sept. 2, the exhibit panels Volunteers are lining up to help Keep Collier Beautiful by pitching in for Coastal Cleanup Day from 8 a.m. to noon on Saturday, Sept. 17. Teams will gather at sites including Wiggins Pass, Vanderbilt Beach, Lowdermilk Park, the Naples Pier, Bayview Park, Bay Marina, Rookery Bay National Estuarine Research Reserve, Cedar Bay Yacht Club, the Marco River Marina, Tigertail Beach, the Ten Thousand Islands Nature Preserve and various canals in Golden Gate.Businesses and community groups are encouraged to sponsor a beachhead for the day. For more information, call 580-8319 or e-mail litternot@ Summer of Sharks winding downSign up to help keep the coast clearA xenacanth shark by Ray TrollCOURTESY PHOTOSRay Trolls scissor-tooth sharks are drawn from Mr. Trolls shark alphabet book of the same name.


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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYA20 WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 Help us make sure that every child in our area has the basic school supplies they need to get the best education possible. Were proud to partner with education foundations in Tampa Bay and South Florida to collect school supplies for local students in need. To help, drop o your supplies at any Fifth Third location.August 8 26Thanks for helping to make education possible for every student in our area.Fifth Third Bank. Member FDIC. Equal Housing Lender. Participating Education Foundations in the following counties: Collier, Lee, Charlotte, Sarasota, Manatee, West Palm Beach, Polk, Pasco, Hillsborough, Pinellas. Supporting students across Tampa Bay and South Florida! GIVING YOU THE POWER TO SAVEGet the tools you need to budget your energy usage. 4980 Bayline Drive, North Fort Myers, FL 33917 239.656.2300 | www.LCEC.netOnline. On the phone. And yes, we even make house calls. Choose the option thats convenient for you! LCEC offers powerful information to help you save money and energy. ONLINE Monitor energy usage with kiloWATCH, improve energy efficiency with Calc-U-Saver, and learn about green energy tips BY PHONE Get answers to your questions from an energy consultant or an LCEC Virtual Advisor ON PREMISES A certified energy advisor will conduct a FREE on-site energy survey of your home or business Gator Club kicks off a new party seasonGet into the Gator spirit when the Southwest Florida Gator Club kicks off the new football/fund-raising season at 5:30 p.m. Friday, Aug. 19, at The Edison restaurant in Fort Myers. The next day, the club stages its second annual Big Wheel race, the Tour De Chomp II, beginning at 5 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 20, at Hooters in Fort Myers. Both events are fundraisers for the clubs scholarship fund. The game-day party will have a silent auction, buffet dinner, drink specials and tailgate activities. Tickets are $10 for members of the University of Florida Alumni Association and $15 for others. The Edison is at the Fort Myers Country Club, 3583 McGregor Blvd. In the Tour De Chomp II, adults pedal kiddie Big Wheels around an obstacle course. Up to 12 teams can participate. Registration is $500 for a team of five. To sign up, contact Chris Spiro at cspiro@ are welcome to watch the races and enjoy drink specials and more. Hooters in Fort Myers is at 4411 Cleveland Ave.The Southwest Florida Gator Club is an affiliate organization of the UF Alumni Association. For more information, visit Get acquainted with newcomersThe Naples Newcomers Club welcomes women who have been permanent residents of Naples for no more than five years and who want to meet others who are new to the area.CLUB NOTES COURTESY PHOTOPaxon Roan and Nancy Thorsen admire a Psychopsis kalihii at the most recent meeting of the Naples Orchid Society. Members and guests meet at 7 p.m. on the first Thursday of every month at Moorings Presbyterian Church. Attendance is free, and all are welcome. Call 403-7155, visit or e-mail for information about upcoming programs. The club meets for luncheon at 11:30 a.m. on the second Thursday of every month at country clubs throughout the area. In addition, groups within the club plan outings and programs to share varied interests. Prospective members are invited to coffee at 10 a.m. on the first Thursday of each month. For meeting locations and more information, call 298-4083 or visit www. Bonita Springs Newcomers Club members and guests meet for lunch at area country clubs on the third Thursday of every month. For more information, e-mail or visit www.


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PAGE 22 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYA22 NEWS WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 HEALTHY LIVINGWith 36,041 inpatients and 106,082 outpatients to serve each year, we sometimes lose sight of the many innovative and compassionate activities occurring daily in the halls of NCH. For example: An incidental finding of parasitic ring forms in a routine blood smear caused medical laboratory technologist Janet Keddell to raise suspicion for blood parasites. She presented the smear to microbiology laboratory manager Robin Williams, who identified it as the blood parasite Babesia, which can infect humans from a tick bite. Babesiosis is also known as Nantucket disease. How can a rare New England parasite be discovered by a Florida clinical laboratory? The answer is that our NCH laboratorians have years of experience in recognizing unusual or atypical parasites and pathogens that are present in our diverse community of immigrants, vacationers and well-traveled folks. The recent Babesia case is just one example of how our laboratorians, physicians and nurses bring travel and clinical history together with diagnostic findings to confirm a disease process. Another unsung-yet-critical area is interventional radiology. Dr. Paul Dorio, an interventional radiologist, writes: We see the sickest patients on up to the relatively healthy outpatients here in the interventional radiology suite. We are available 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year and provide rapid, compassionate and highly-skilled care. One example of this units essential role in the care process is the call Dr. Dorio received from a Fort Myers gastroenterologist, asking if he could send five patients to NCH for TIPS work. The Transjugular Intrahepatic Portosystemic Shunt procedure is a high-end, technically challenging and life-saving measure typically performed to stop variceal bleeding risk or to diminish refractory ascites in cirrhotic patients. NCH could be counted on to complete the TIPS procedure, just one of the many sophisticated medical procedures that our interventional radiologists perform routinely. Were proud of them and the entire subspecialized radiology group, especially in a day where more specialists are moving exclusively to the outpatient setting. Kristin Miller, R.N., nurse manager and project coordinator for our chest pain center, explained NCHs plans to become accredited through the Society of Chest Pain Centers, an international, nonprofit organization that assist facilities to adapt best practices and implement new ideas to ensure the highest quality of care for patients suffering acute coronary syndrome (heart disease due to hardening of the arteries). Our success over the last 12 month in consistently performing at 100 percent for all acute myocardial infarction (heart attack) core measures and door-to-balloon in less than 90 minutes underscores our quality. Finally, Laura Rosen, community relations manager for our Community Blood Center, received the following from a grateful blood recipient: I went to OPIS (Outpatient Infusion Services) weak and in a wheelchair. I walked out on my own. Thank you is really too small for the precious gift I received two units of someones blood. I hope to be cancer-free for a year, so that I can give back myself. We all should be willing to donate blood. And everyone at NCH should be thankful for and proud of what goes on here each day things that might not receive fanfare, but that often save lives and serve so well the community we love. Proud to save lives and serve the community, 24/7TO YOUR HEALTH allenWEISS Florida UntamedHospital exhibit highlights the wild side of SWFLP atients, staff and visitors at Physicians Regional-Pine Ridge are enjoying Florida Untamed, a new exhibit of photographs and carvings organized by the Naples Art Association. More than 30 works by Neapolitans John Brady, Dennis Goodman and Bill Robinson represent the wild side of Southwest Florida. The artists have encountered black bears, poisonous snakes, pythons, gators and millions of mosquitoes all in search of the perfect subject matter in its natural habitat. They have spent countless hours of observation and interaction in order to give viewers a glimpse at wildlife in its natural setting. Mr. Brady fondly recalls getting his first camera as a gift from his grandmother when he was 12 years old. She told him he was a descendant of Matthew Brady, one of the most celebrated 19th century American photographers best known for his Civil War images. This gift and family inspiration started as a creative pastime that years later turned into a second career. Today, he hikes or travels by a Boston Whaler and gheenoe into the Everglades, Ten Thousand Islands and Big Cypress National Preserve. After spending hours to reach his subject matter, he may spend many more hours waiting for the ideal light and wind conditions. My photography is my escape, Mr. Brady says. Some people enjoy books, I enjoy being in the wilderness with my camera. Everything slows down and your senses are heightened. Mr. Goodman, also a photographer, affectionately describes his work as a hunt for treasure. Its a spiritual expedition to see nature untouched, he says. He, too, spends hours looking for the perfect sunrise, quiet winds, ideal water reflections and perfect shadows. He has braved mosquitoes and deer flies to track down pop ash and pond apple trees in the wettest sloughs of the Everglades for that rare encounter of a ghost orchid in bloom. He has captured panthers, eagles and other elusive animals on film and takes great pride in documenting them to share with others for the purposes of education and preservation. Mr. Robinson developed his love for wood carving STRAIGHT TALK SPECIAL TO FLORIDA WEEKLYParkinsons group has lunch plans, various programsThe Parkinson Association of Southwest Florida hosts the August Lunch Bunch beginning at noon Wednesday, Aug. 17, at the Olive Garden, 1565 Fifth Ave. S. The association holds exercise, speech and art therapy classes at locations in Naples and Bonita Springs for those who suffer from Parkinsons disease. Support programs for families and caregivers are also offered, and various opportunities are available for volunteers at PASFl headquarters, 2950 Tamiami Trail N. For Lunch Bunch reservations or more information about PASFl classes, programs and volunteer jobs, call Executive Director Ruth Hubing at 417-3465, e-mail pasfied@ or visit Hospice program, Alzheimers group at Juniper VillageJuniper Village at Naples and Vitas Innovative Hospice Care present Deciding When Hospice is Needed from 4:30-6:30 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 24, at Juniper Village. Attendees will gain understanding of the dying process and the challenges involved for patients, families and health-care providers in assessing hospice care. RNs, LPNs, NHAs and social workers can earn one CEU. Dinner will be provided. RSVP required by Wednesday, Aug. 17. Also coming up, a support group meeting for family and friends of Alzheimers patients from 10-11 a.m. Dr. Catherine Cruikshank, director of education for the Florida Gulf Coast chapter of the Alzheimers Association, will discuss changes in speech and personalities. Caregivers will be onsite, and refreshments are served. Juniper Village at Naples is at 1155 Encore Way. Attendance at both of the above programs is free. RSVP by calling 598-1368. SEE HEALTH, A23 SEE UNTAMED, A23 John Bradys Gathering Storm COURTESY PHOTOSEagle Eye by Dennis Goodman s i yit by 0 i s e s e COURTESY P Eagle Eye byDi e n n l s s y g g c a r e kJo ohnBradys Gathering Storm m Goodman COURTESY PHOTOS Eagle Eye by Dennis Goodman e


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Coupon Expires 08/31/2011Naples Bonita Springs www.doctorquigley.comFREEEYE EXAMFOR NEW PATIENTSNo Hidden Charges: It is our policy that the patient and or any other person responsible for payment or be reimburse by payment or any other service, examination or treatment Offer does not apply to Avantica managed insurance plans including Freedom, Optimum and some Universal.CODE: FW00 Physicians Regional has free seminarsPhysicians Regional Healthcare System presents the following programs at Physicians Regional-Pine Ridge, 6101 Pine Ridge Road: Incisionless Surgery for Severe Heartburn Presented by Dr. Thomas Bass at 5:30 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 16 Weight Loss Surgery Options Presented by Dr. Thomas Bass at 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 16 Whats New and What Works for Painful Knees and Hips Presented by Dr. Robert Behr at 6 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 18Attendance is free, but seating is limited. For reservations or more information, call 348-4180 or visit Geriatric psychiatrist discusses dementiaThe Mental Health Association of Southwest Florida presents Naples psychiatrist Daniel Deutschman with a lecture about Delirium/Dementia Diagnosis and Treatment at 7 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 22, at MHA headquarters at 2335 Tamiami Trail N. Mental health professionals can earn one CEU. Attendance is free. Registration is required and can be completed by calling Brian Follweiler at 261-5405 or e-mailing HEALTHFrom page 22 Simple steps can save babies from heatstrokeAs we move into the height of the summer, the Cuddlebugs program offers tips for parents and guardians to ensure infant and toddlers are protected from heatstroke. First and foremost, never leave your child in a car unattended. Always lock your car doors and secure the keys when youre home. This will reduce the chance of a child sneaking into the vehicle without your knowledge. Get into the habit of placing your purse or wallet in the backseat next to your child. This will force you to look back at your child before getting out. When a child is missing, check your vehicle and trunk immediately. Be sure to unload your children before the groceries. The ice cream will always refreeze.Symptoms to watch forHow can you tell your baby is experiencing heatstroke? Symptoms in infants include a temperature of 103 degrees Fahrenheit or higher but no sweating; hot, red, dry skin; rapid pulse; restlessness and irritability; vomiting; lethargy; rapid, shallow breathing; and unconsciousness.If it happensWhat do you do if your baby develops heatstroke? Time is of the essence. You must bring your babys internal temperature down as quickly as possible. First, call 911. Then, undress your baby completely and lay her down in a cool area. If youre outside, find some shade. But if at all possible, move your child into a cool room. While waiting for the ambulance, sponge your infants body with a washcloth or a rag thats been dipped in cool water. Fan your baby with either an electric fan or simply your hand or a magazine. Speak reassuringly to your baby and do not give them anything to drink. And though you may be tempted to give your baby acetaminophen, it wont lower a temperature caused by heatstroke.About CuddleBugs CuddleBugs is a free program designed to provide answers to new and expectant moms from the earliest stages of pregnancy through post-delivery including guidance for newborn care. For more information, visit >>Myth or fact: Your child is safe from heat stroke if you leave the windows cracked for only a few minutes. This is a myth. The temperature inside a car can quickly rise to 120-140 degrees Fahrenheit on a typical summer day. in the know e i g ht o f eb u g s r ents f ant te d v er n atof ll t i t y r o W a m b u l infant s cl ot h o dipped in bbithit as young teen, creating duck and fish decoys using a small hatchet and kitchen knife along with leftover 2-by-4s. He went on to support his family with a career in the automotive industry in Detroit as a modeler of wood and clay. A decade or so before retiring, he started carving fish and bird decoys for fun and competition. My favorite subject matter is the birds of prey, Mr. Robinson says. In particular, I love the screech owls. Florida Untamed is on exhibit at Physicians Regional-Pine Ridge through Nov. 14. Admission is free. Gallery hours are 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. Monday-Friday and 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. 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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 NEWS A25 The Humane Society of the United States and the Humane Society Wildlife Land Trust are offering a reward of up to $2,500 for information leading to the identification, arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible for illegally killing a black bear in Collier County. According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, on July 22 the body of a dead black bear was found wrapped in a tarp at the end of 12th Avenue N.E. and Desoto Boulevard in the Golden Gate Estates area. The bear appeared to have a gunshot wound to the body. Black bears are a threatened species in Florida. Killing one is a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison and fines up to $5,000. Wildlife officials estimate that for every wild animal killed legally tens of millions of animals per year another is killed illegally. Every year, thousands of poachers are arrested nationwide; however, it is estimated that only 1 percent to 5 percent of poached animals come to the attention of law enforcement. Anyone with information about the recent incident in Collier County should call the FWC Wildlife Alert Hotline at (888) 4043922. Callers can remain anonymous. Reward offered in Golden Gate black bear killing Volunteers and adoptable animals from Brookes Legacy Animal Rescue will be at Petco, 6424 Naples Blvd., from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, Aug. 13-14. Everyone is welcome pets included to stop by for a scoop of ice cream and, perhaps, to meet and fall in love with a dog or cat to add to the family. Special frozen treats for canines from Top Dog Kitchen will be for sale, with a portion of proceeds going to the rescue organization. Brookes Legacy Animal Rescue volunteers will be selling regular ice cream.The summer special adoption fee for adult cats is $50 and includes a certificate for a complimentary first visit to the veterinarian, cat litter and all vaccinations. Most cats are microchipped and spayed/neutered.For more information, call 4347480 or visit Give a foster pet a forever home 239-261-7157 141 Ninth Street North Naples For over 70 years offering Wholeseome fresh products to our customers. Wynns is now carrying a large selection of Natural, Organic, and Gluten-Free products. Free with a $20 Grocery OrderTwinings Cold Brewed Tea 20 bag boxMust have coupon at time of purchase Free with a $35 Grocery OrderCampo Viejo Rioja 750 ml.Must have coupon at time of purchase

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 NEWS A27 Due to the increasing need for specialized pediatric services in Collier, Lee, Charlotte, Hendry and Glades counties, we are responding. A new state-of-the-art facility will be constructed at HealthPark Medical Center in South Fort Myers. Our new Childrens Hospital of Southwest Florida will house 150 beds and all of the ancillary specialty services to treat the most critically ill children and their families. Please join us as we embark on this amazing journey of hope and care for the children of Southwest Florida. For more information on how you can help save a childs life, please call 239-343-6950, or visit Keep Children Close to Home for Health Care W e are responding to the increasing need for specialized pediatric servic es in Southwest F lorida by building a new state-of-the-art Childrens Hospital Our new Childrens Hospital of Southwest F lorida will house 148 beds and many specialty servic es to treat the most critically-i ll childr en and their families.For more information on how you can hel p save a chil ds life, p l ease ca ll 239-343-6 950, or visit www.LeeMemorial .org/Foundation The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. Bob Dylan Whos peekin out from under a stairway, calling a name that lighter than air? Whos bending down to give me a rainbow? Everyone knows its Windy.... And Windy has stormy eyes that flash at the sound of lies. And Windy has wings to fly above the clouds. The Association Blow away, Dandelion. Rolling StonesThe compass rose has appeared on charts and maps to indicate direction since the 1300s. But before the pragmatic and grounded sensible compass rose, the wind-rose was used to orient. In this schema, it was not by the ground that location was established. Rather, the wind-rose groundlessly indicated direction via the winds. In the classical world, no distinction was drawn between the directions and the winds coming from them. Winds were named for the directions from which they came. And there was no standardization, since different regions had different winds coming from different directions. Homer is credited with naming the winds, personifying them, giving them genealogies, and telling their stories. The Tower of Winds built in Athens in 100 BCE, still intact, carved the names of the winds into stone. Often we say it and mean it: Everything we know was given to us by the Greeks. So, what do you know: We have tried to settle it like this. The logorrhea of all the stories, our life of periphrases, our movement of windswept scenarios: We feel that which we cannot see, this and that which moves us in and out. We cannot bear the beauty, the raw ecstasy, the impossibility of capture. So our flatulent attempt to conquer speaks and proceeds us. Where is the wind? It is closer than close. It is moving in the breathing that sustains life. Moving through ceaselessly, unfathomably. Speaking unutterabl y in kaleidoscopic unrepeatable sensation, not findable. We can gather the outside wind into breath to send dandelion seeds sailing. Or we can watch the rolling in of clouds and fog. Or we can be blown away. But even the earth is formed by the winds. The formation of earth by wind is known as the Aeolian processes, named for Aeolus, the ruler of the winds in Greek mythology. There are three wind rulers named Aelous, and even the ancient Greeks could not tell them apart. An example of Aeolian process is the yardang. These are streamlined hills that look like the hulls of ships. It is believed that the Great Sphinx of Giza is a modified yardang. And she, born of the wind, is another blustery riddle crafter. For many years, the riddle answer was concealed. It has since been revealed, solved by Odysseus. Odysseus answered that the creature who goes about on four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three late in the day is human, as infant, adult and elderly with cane. But there is another riddle that often claims to originate with the wind-swept Sphinx: Who are the two sisters who give birth to each other? The answer is day and night, both feminine words in Greek. And both rolling in on windy wings. But whatever the riddle, the Sphinx was bested and leapt to her death. When Jean Cocteau told the story, the Sphinx gave Odysseus the answer so he would fall in love with her. He didnt. So she rode the wind into the sky. Airplanes take off best when pointed into the wind. Some things never change. At least not the stories we tell about them. Rx is the FloridaWeekly muse who hopes to inspire profound mutiny in all those who care to read. Our Rx may be wearing a pirate cloak of invisibility, but emanating from within this shadow is hope that readers will feel free to respond. Who knows: You may even inspire the muse. Make contact if you dare.MUSINGS Rx Windy


BUSINESS & REAL ESTATENAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYA GUIDE TO THE NAPLES BUS INESS & REAL ESTATE INDUSTRIES BSECTIONWEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011Summer soireesNetworking at McCormick & Schmicks, the Marco Island Yacht Club and more. B8-9 INSIDEAsk the FoolReader seeks information about colleges and financial aid. B6 NewsmakersSee whos making the news in local real estate. B11 A MAJOR OVERHAUL IN HOW FLORIDA handles unemployment compensation took effect on Aug. 1, and no one yet can say whether the sweeping changes will prove to be boon or boondoggle. One thing seems certain, however: The balance has shifted decidedly in favor of the state and its businesses at the expense of the unemployed, who will find it harder to file for unemployment compensation and face new mandates that could lead to more denial of benefits. Gov. Rick Scott an ardent proponent of the new legislation signed HB 75005 into law last June. Florida already had one of the lowest unemployment compensation rates it tops out at $275 a week but the new law will also reduce the maximum amount of state benefits the unemployed can receive. The maximum amount of weeks a recipient can draw unemployment has been slashed from 26 weeks to 23, which is the lowest in the United States. Other provisions of the law make it more onerous for laid-off workers to file for unemployment insurance. No longer can applicants file by telephone. All applications must be filed online. Claimants must also contact five potential employers each week and relay that information online also. Furthermore, applicants must complete an online skills review to be eligible. The problem is that many of the unemployed do not have access either to a computer or the Internet, meaning they must go to a library, a job training center or rely on a friend to tap into theObviously, anything that makes it more difficult to collect (benefits) can have an impact. People could get behind on their utilities, have trouble buying food ... We really dont know what will be the result. Louise Hawthorne, United Way of Lee CountyBY BILL CORNWELLbcornwell@ SEE CRACKDOWN, B7 Unemployment crackdownFiling for jobless claims just got harderSCOTT Looking for a job? Youre not alone. With unemployment at a soaring rate of 9.2 percent according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, many job hunters are turning to online job boards to post their resume and search for work. The Better Business Bureau warns job seekers to proceed with caution before sharing their personal qualifications and inquiring about jobs found online. As much as the Internet has made searching for jobs easier, it also provides an opportunity for ID thieves to take advantage of eager and unsuspecting job seekers. Craigslist,, and now even Facebook are all breeding grounds for unethical activity. Before posting your resume to a career site or inquiring about a job, make sure you know with whom you are dealing, advises Karen Nalven, president of BBB serving west Florida. The organization advises job hunters to watch out for these red flags: Employer e-mails are rife with grammatical and spelling errors. Most online fraud is perpetrated by individuals outside the U.S. Their first language usually isnt English, and this is often evident in their poor grasp of the language. E-mails purporting to be from job posting websites claiming theres a problem with a job hunters account. Phishing e-mails like this are designed to convince readers to click a link within the message to fix the issue. But the link actually takes them to a website that will install malware or viruses on their computer. An employer asks for extensive personal information such as Social Security or bank account numbers. Some job seekers have been surprised to learn theyve gotten a job without having to do a single interview. Suspicions were raised, however, when the employer then asked for per sonal information in order to fill out the necessary paperwork. Regardless of the reason or excuse given by the employer, a job applicant should never give out his or her SocialID thieves can hide in online job offersSPECIAL TO FLORIDA WEEKLY SEE THIEVES, B7

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A simplistic recap as of the close last week might be as follows: the flight into the Swiss franc and the Japanese yen (and out of the dollar vis-a vis these currencies) continues; the foreign equity markets also continued in their decline; the U.S. equity markets had wide intraday swings and the S&P close on Aug. 5 at 1,198 represents a decline of 12.5 percent from 1,367 this past May; gold hit a new high of $1,683; crude oil closed Friday at $87 but traded down to $83 during the week from the 2011 high (not the all-time high) of $115; and U.S. government bond prices held steady. Now that is far from everything but it paints something of a broad financial market landscape. Investors want to know what to do. They want to know if we will have more of the same. Specifically, will U.S. equities continue to be so volatile? Any answer to that is merely opinion, but my opinion is yes. There will be more of the same since the fundamental, critical problems will take years to resolve and the resolutions might be unfavorable to the U.S. dollar and markets. Multiple sovereign debt defaults/restructurings for multiple countries, continued U.S. budget deficits in the context of $14 trillion existing U.S. federal debt; high unemployment and a continued job shift to China, India (and beyond); and, possibly most importantly, the inability of Washingtons leaders to craft meaningful, long-term solutions and find ways to pay for them. All this will continue. So unless you plan to hide under a rock, you will have some degree of investment exposure to market volatility. What is an investor to do? Know more? To know more, you might have to: figure out the all the details of the many critical problems facing the U.S., Europe and the other countries and use that knowledge to come to a summary conclusion. Its a daunting task. Then what do you do with the information? Maybe pick a stellar investment or the single asset class that will outperform; possibly hide all assets in cash; maybe be confused; and the list goes on. I do not think that these investment approaches are optimal for most investors. Before you assume active portfolio management, consider that most mutual fund portfolio managers underperform their relevant market. The percentage of managers underperforming their index after all fees for the five years ended Dec. 31, 2010, was: S&P 50057 percent; Wilshire U.S. Large, 62 percent; MSCI 750, 65 percent. As for bonds, the results were worse. (Source: Vanguard, The Case for Indexing, February 2011). And dont forget that the critical element in portfolio performance is asset class allocation. After considering the market moves of the past week, maybe other questions are relevant. What investment or trading approaches have the potential (i.e. the capacity, but not a certainty) to benefit from volatility? What does a truly diversified portfolio look like? Is there overexposure to the U.S. dollar? Is the portfolio totally dependent on fundamental analysis (people thinking), excluding any and all technical analysis and/or computerized trading? Is the portfolio long only, excluding short positions? Are cash/money management rules used? Not addressing these issues might well expose you to risks that can be mitigated. Here are some ideas: 1. Create a truly diversified portfolio that includes assets not correlated to U.S. equities and U.S. bonds. These alternative assets, while expected (not guaranteed) to deliver positive returns, have historically not moved in tandem with U.S. bonds or U.S. equities. A portfolio of a hundred equities does not protect you from a decline in overall portfolio value because equities are highly correlated with each other. When added to a portfolio of traditional assets, these alternatives might actually increase return and decrease risk. In the case of commodities, studies by Harvard professor Dr. Lintner and the Chicago Mercantile Exchange have confirmed that by adding a diversified portfolio of commodities to a traditional stock and bond portfolio, risk was actually lowered while overall profitability rose. 2. Hold more than just one currency and maybe the currency is gold. The dollar index (DXY) has fallen 54 percent since February 1985. Might it turn around? Anything is possible. Remember that owning foreign equities is not the same as owning the foreign currencies; a currency can appreciate while its equity market is falling. 3. Allocate a portion of your portfolio to be traded using computerized, technical systems as used by hedge funds, sovereign wealth funds and institutions. Systems are not dictated by human emotions of fear or greed. Sometimes they trade 23.5 hours/7 days a week and they often utilize strict money management techniques to cut losses and let profits run. They frequently go both long and short; and some systems do all of the aforementioned and more. 4. Consult your adviser to determine suitability and several advisers for breadth of counsel and, instead of solely using investment generalists, consider the professional services of experts in the various asset classes. There is a substantial risk of loss in trading commodity futures, options and off-exchange foreign currency products. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Jeannette Rohn Showalter, CFA, can be reached at 444-5633, ext. 1092, or Her office is at The Crexent Business Center, Bonita Springs. jeannetteSHOWALTER, CFA


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Carlos Herrera has earned a Robert Wood Johnson Foundation grant to work as a research assistant in the Florida State University College of Medicine program at CHS Healthcares Isabel Collier Read Medical Center in Immokalee. Mr. Herrera earned a bachelors degree in psychology from FGCU and will primarily be assisting with the evaluation of a BMI screening program. Higher Education Fredrick Morgan II has been promoted to director of Project HOPE (Help One Person Excel) at Edison State College. He will oversees the Project HOPE scholarship program, which offers firstgeneration, at-risk students starting in ninth grade, financial assistance with college tuition and books, mentoring, tutoring, leadership training and more to help ensure their academic success. Mr. Morgan graduated cum laude from South Carolina State University with a bachelors degree in public administration. A Fort Myers native, he joined Edison State College in 1984 as a minority admissions counselor before becoming a minority recruiter for the college. In 2003 he was named coordinator of the Project HOPE scholarship program. Hospitality Christina Adams has competed the Next Generation program at McDonalds, which trains sons and daughters of current franchisees to become McDonalds owner-operators. Ms. Adams is the daughter of Mike Adams, who owns and operates 16 Collier County McDonalds restaurants and whose involvement with McDonalds restaurants in Southwest Florida dates back to 1973. Ms. Adams supervises the McDonalds locations in East Naples, Marco Island, Davis Boulevard and at Walmart on Davis Boulevard. Jim Magnusson has been named marketing and membership sales director for Tiburn, the WCI Communities development neighboring The RitzCarlton Golf Resort, Naples. Mr. Magnusson is responsible for developing and implementing marketing programs to promote membership sales, golf events and food and beverage services at Tiburn Golf Club. He previously led marketing and sales for WCI Communities amenities division. Prior to joining WCI in 2004, he was director of marketing and sales for PGA Golf Properties and oversaw PGA Championships and the Ryder Cup. He graduated from the University of Iowa. Peggy Brogan has been promoted to area senior sales manager representing The Ritz-Carlton, Sarasota and The Ritz-Carlton Resorts of Naples. She will work exclusively with the Florida State Association market. Starting with The Ritz-Carlton Hotel Company in April 2001, Ms. Brogan served as a senior sales manager and an opening team member for The Ritz-Carlton, Sarasota. She has managed the Florida State and National Association market for the past 10 years. She holds a bachelors degree from Michigan State University and an MBA from the University of Miami. Law Jeff Wright, assistant Collier County attorney, received an award from the Florida Association of County Attorneys for his work on the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill Legal Task Force. The statewide task force was assembled following the April 2010 oil spill for the purpose of advising local governments on legal issues relating to the oil spill. Cardillo Keith Bonaquist Attorneys at Law recently celebrated its 35th year in Naples. In addition to partners John Cardillo, William Keith and James Bonaquist, the firm includes attorneys Christopher Marsala, John Cardillo and Scott Rowland. They handle personal injury cases as well as business and construction litigation, wills, estate planning, probate, real estate services, family law and criminal law. All three partners have served terms as president of the Collier County Bar Association and have held various positions appointed by Floridas governors and the Florida Bar. Nonpro t Organizations Heather Meech has joined the staff at The Immokalee Foundation as event coordinator. She has more than seven years of experience with events including Making Strides Against Breast Cancer, the Stiletto Sprint, the Campiello Golf Invitational, the Tommy Bahama Coconut Classic and the Naples Winter Wine Festival. Ms. Meech attended the University of Akron and earned a bachelors degree from Florida Gulf Coast University. Professional Associations Margaret Jacobs of Florida Home Realty has been named president of the Naples chapter of the National Association of Professional Women. Recreation Frank Carleton has been named director of tennis at Miromar Lakes Beach & Golf Club. He has nearly 30 years of tennis teaching experience, including coaching elite junior players. For the past five years he has served as director of tennis at Tarpon Cove Yacht & Racquet Club in Naples and previously held professional coaching and teaching positions at clubs including the Arthur Ashe Tennis Center in Philadelphia and the Chris Evert Tennis Academy in Boca Raton, Fla. Mr. Carleton holds a masters degree in education from Acadia University in Pennsylv ania. Wealth Management Erica Frye has joined Legacy Family Office as executive assistant to Tamara Surratt, president of the Naples-based firm. Prior to joining Legacy Family Office, Ms. Frye was the executive assistant and office manager for Wennsoft, an international software integration firm. Her experience in accounting software applications, project coordination and office management will enhance the concierge level of financial affairs coordination delivered by Legacy Family Office. She holds a bachelors degree in management with a minor in accounting, and is pursuing a masters degree in accounting. Insurance Management Consultants LLC, a professional advisory firm specializing in wealth transfer planning for affluent families, business owners and charitable organizations, has relocated its main corporate offices from Cleveland, Ohio, to Naples. The new office is at 780 Fifth Ave. S., Suite 200. Michael Benson is the chairman and CEO of the company, which is a member of the M Financial Group. MORGAN ADAMS WRIGHT FRYE MAGNUSSON

PAGE 34 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYB6 BUSINESS WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 THE MOTLEY FOOL According to a Birinyi Associates statistic cited in Fortune magazine, U.S. companies are on track to make 2011 the thirdbiggest stock-buyback year ever, with $273 billion worth announced through midJune. Buybacks can be good or not.Heres how they work: When a company buys back stock, it typically does so on the open market it doesnt buy your shares, unless you happen to be selling them. You keep your shares. In theory, the more shares a company buys and retires, the better off shareholders are. Imagine that the Whoa Nellie Brake Co. (ticker: HALTT) has 100 shares outstanding. If you own 25 of them, you own 25 percent of the company. If the company buys back 50 of its own shares, then 50 shares will remain. Youll still own your 25 shares, though, so you now own 50 percent of the company.Thats extreme, but it demonstrates how your portion of a companys earnings grows as more shares are bought back. 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Sorry, we cant provide individual financial advice. Not So Clever Urging y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y rt o d ay g est rld s a ny. n d a n d I ng n 0 0 m a e v I m in 2 mast in on l i n Know with Fool yo ull be en nifty prize! The Bonita Springs Area Chamber of C ommerce hosts Business After Hours from 5:30-7 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 11, at Zing Quality Closeout Furniture. Call 992-2943 or visit The Collier Building Industry As socia tion holds its general membership meeting and dinner Thursday, Aug. 11, at Olde Cypress. Florida Weekly is the sponsor. Guest speaker Nick Casalanguida will discuss recent changes in Collier Countys Growth Management. Networking begins at 5:30 p.m. Cost is $25 per person. Call 436-6100 or visit to sign up. The Women Council of Realt ors-B onita Springs Estero Chapter meets at 11:30 a.m. Friday, Aug. 12, at The Club at Grandezza. Past presidents will share their Nuggets of Wisdom. Cost is $20 per person. Sign up online www. Business After Five with the Mar c o Island Chamber of Commerce takes place from 5:30-7 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 17, at the Marco Island Center for the Arts, 1010 Winterberry Drive. Call 3947549 or visit The Public Relations Society of AmericaGulf C oast Chapter meets at 11:30 a.m. Tuesday, Aug. 23, at the Hilton Naples. Guest speaker Joan Stewart will discuss How to Keep the Media Wolves at Bay. Cost is $24 for members and $29 for others. Sign up by Aug. 19 at The Collier County Lodging & T ourism Allianc e presents Marketing Your Business to Area Hotels at 8 a.m. Wednesday, Aug. 24, at Bellasera Hotel, 221 Ninth Street S. Attendance is free and limited to two individuals per organization. Registration is required by Aug. 17. E-mail Pam Calore at pam. Success in the City is the theme of the 2011 tr ade show sponsored by the Greater Naples Chamber of Commerce from 3-7 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 18, at the Naples Beach Hotel & Golf Club. The Collier Building Industry As socia tion holds a members mixer from 5-7 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 15, at Ferguson Bath and Kitchen Gallery, 3406 Domestic Ave. Call 436-6100 or visit to sign up. The next Business After 5 with the Gr ea ter Naples Chamber of Commerce takes place from 5:30-7:30 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 15, at Real Seafood Company, 8960 Fontana Del Sol Way. Cost is $5 in advance, $10 at the door, $25 for non-members. Sign up at www. The Bonita Springs Chamber o f C ommerce holds its annual meeting and awards luncheon Wednesday, Sept. 21, at the Bonita Bay Club. The members-only event costs $45 per person. Sponsorships are available starting at $250. Call 992-2943 or visit www. BUSINESS MEETINGS


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Mr. Cunningham also notes that the new legislation will save employers more than $50 an employee in unemployment insurance costs. This will result in a savings of about $103 million to businesses in the state, he says. This could easily spur more hiring and more economic growth. Some economists, however, believe that tinkering with unemployment insurance during an economic downturn is counterproductive. A study conducted in 2009 found that for every dollar paid out in unemployment compensation, $1.63 was pumped back into the economy. A U.S. Labor Department study last year concluded that each dollar of unemployment compensation yielded a two-dollar return. In essence, some economists have characterized unemployment benefits as one of the most effective means of stimulating a sluggish economy. Additionally, fewer people on unemployment could result in a greater strain on social service agencies. Obviously, anything that makes it more difficult to collect (benefits) can have an impact, says Louise Hawthorne of the United Way of Lee County. People could get behind on their utilities, have trouble buying food. There could be increased demand for food stamps. We really dont know what will be the result. It is too early.Regulating behaviorOne of the more controversial provisions of the new legislation allows employers to deny benefits to employees who are dismissed for misconduct away from the workplace. Previously, only misconduct committed within the workplace was deemed as a sufficient reason for denial. This could have wide-ranging application in the realm of social media, says Sandie Peterson, who works as a human resources consultant in Fort Myers and Naples and is president of the Human Resources Management Association. If an employee posts an embarrassing picture or makes a derogatory comment about his employer on Facebook and is dismissed, would that be reason enough to deny unemployment compensation? These are things that will have to be addressed in a companys policy manual, says Ms. Peterson. But the truth is that a policy manual cant cover every possible scenario. Overall, Ms. Peterson says the tougher restrictions and lower costs may encourage more employers to hire workers as full-time employees. This may ease the fear barrier somewhat in that regard, she says. Libby Anderson, another human resources expert, is somewhat wary about the new law. I am very curious to see how this is going to play out, she says. I think this is going to be a hassle for everybody, she continues. It strikes me as another great idea that nobody thought through all the moving parts. For one thing, Ms. Anderson says, consistency will be key. Rules must apply across the board. Should a mailroom employee get drunk and create an embarrassing display away from work, then the same standard must apply to a CEO who gets soused and out of control at the country club. And how are you going to define what constitutes misconduct away from the workplace? she notes. There will have to be a clear policy about off-thejob behavior, and that policy will have to apply to everyone, top to bottom. Ms. Anderson agrees with Ms. Peterson that social media present vexing possibilities. Doesnt an employee have the right to free speech away from work? she says. These are not only policy questions, they are civil rights concerns. If this is going to work at all, the policy must be clear, put in writing and communicated widely, which would include what the consequences are for violating the policy, she says. This is a very slippery slope, she adds. It is a little like Big Brother watching all the time.When the going is toughTo job-seeker Dillard Pierces way of thinking, the new rules and regulations were set forth with only one goal in mind. They want to make it as hard as possible to collect unemployment, and they want to keep as many people off the rolls as possible, he says. OK, I understand that, and if thats the position they want to take, thats fine, although they apparently dont have a clue as to how to create jobs, which would really bring down claims. But I hope these guys understand that when you push a persons back to the wall, they get desperate, and desperate people do desperate things. The unemployment rate in Charlotte County stands at 11.1 percent. It is 11.3 percent in Collier County and 11.6 percent in Lee County, which amounts to 55,000 people without work in Southwest Florida. That is a lot of desperation. CRACKDOWNFrom page 1 Security or bank account numbers over the phone or e-mail. An employer asks for money upfront. Aside from paying for a uniform, it is rarely advisable for an applicant to pay upfront fees or make a required purchase to get a job. Most recently, the BBB of Metropolitan Dallas uncovered a scam where job hunters were told they had to pay $64.50 for a background check before they could be considered for a cleaning job. Predictably, after paying for the background check, the job seeker never heard from the company again. The salary and benefits offered seem too good to be true. The adage holds true for job offers: If the deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Phony employers might brag about exceptionally high salary potential and excellent benefits for little experience in order to lure unsuspecting job hunters into their scheme. The job requires the employee to wire money through Western Union or MoneyGram. Many phony jobs require the prospective employee to cash a check sent by the company through the mail and then wire a portion of the money on to another entity. Reasons given for this requirement vary from offer to offer. Whatever the reason, the check might clear the employees bank account but will eventually turn out to be a fake and the employee is out the money he or she wired back to the phony employer. The Better Business Bureau is a nonprofit organization that sets and upholds high standards for fair and honest business behavior. Every year, more than 65 million consumers rely on BBB Reliability Reports and BBB Wise Giving Reports to help them find trustworthy businesses and charities across North America. Visit for more information.THIEVESFrom page 1

PAGE 36 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYB8 BUSINESS WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 We take more society and networking photos at area events than we can t in the newspaper. So, if you think we missed you or one of your friends, go to www. and view the photo albums from the many events we cover. You can purchase any of the photos too. Send us your society and networking photos. Include the names of everyone in the picture. E-mail them to society@ Summer soiree at McCormick & Schmicks with the FGCU Alumni Association The Arlington hosts Lunch n Learn at the Marco Island Yacht Club 1. Michael Fly, Joey Cantens and Brynn Richter2. Tracy Hoogervorst and Kerry Loso 3. Kim Williams and Lindsey Touchette 4. Andy Enfield, FGCU mens basketball coachCOURTESY PHOTOS 1 4 2 3 BERNADETTE LA PAGLIA / FLORIDA WEEKLY LA PAGLIA / IDA WEEKLY1. Darlene and Dwayne Russell 2. Kay Ulinski, James OConnor and Ruth Anderson 3. Jack and Ann Wilson 4. Cari Cascio, Scot Shepard and Nicole DeBusman 5. Marsha Warnke and Pat Cashin 1 2 3 4 5


NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 BUSINESS B9 We take more society and networking photos at area events than we can t in the newspaper. So, if you think we missed you or one of your friends, go to www. and view the photo albums from the many events we cover. You can purchase any of the photos too. Send us your society and networking photos. Include the names of everyone in the picture. E-mail them to society@ YP Naples and the American Marketing Association-Naples networking at Flemings 1. Austin Kelly and his dad, Ken Kelly 2. Ava and Tom Mihalik 3. Michelle Sehulster and Reagan Rodriquez 4. Chad Phipp and Richard Muller 5. Jo Lynn Ensor, Sharon Thierbach and Nancy Susteric 6. Diane and Dan Butchko 7. Camden Smith and Stefan Mende 8. Lu Doan and Gibranna LaCava 9. Richard Hailer and Wendy King 10. Blase Ciabaton, Ken Kelly and Sam SaadBERNADETTE LA PAGLIA FLORIDA WEEKLY 1 10 7 6 5 4 3 2 8 9


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For a light, bright, relaxing and calming look, Ms. McDonald says, she has chosen a pale tte of buttery yellows, soft greens and a spectrum of blues and aquas. Wide white baseboards and crown molding will enhance the colors. Its a fresh look thats unpretentious yet elegant and sophisticated, the designer says. The four-bedroom, four-bath Cortez, with 3,822 square feet of living space, is one of three new estate floor plans offered in Tiburns Marsala neighborhood of 56 home sites. Prices start at $595,000, not including homesite. Tiburon is a WCI Communities development. The Cortez is targeted for completion in late fall. Three inventory homes representing each of the plans available in Marsala are expected to be completed by years end. In addition to the Cortez, WCI is building the 3,526square-foot Treviso and 4,412-squarefoot, two-story Estrella, Marsalas largest floor plan. For more information, visit www. Light, bright, relaxing COURTESY PHOTOSThe Cortez has four bedrooms and four full baths. REAL ESTATENAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYA G UIDE TO THE NAPL E S R E AL E STAT E I N DU STR Y B11WEEK OF AUGUST 11-18, 2011 Paul Erhardt has been promoted to senior vice president of community development and operations for WCI Communities. Mr. Erhardt has responsibility for all community design and planning, including land acquisition and entitlement, permitting and land development; he also oversees the companys community operations, clubs and marinas. He previously managed multiple projects for WCI, overseeing community product mix, new home floor plans, pricing and construction budgets. Prior to joining WCI in 2003, Mr. Erhardt was a management consultant with Booz Allen Hamilton and a practicing CPA with Arthur Andersen LLP. He holds both a bachelors degree and an MBA from the University of Michigan with a concentration in corporate strategy and operations. Linda Gallo was named Salesperson of the Month for July at Tiburn in North Naples. With more than 28 years experience in sales and marketing, Ms. Gallo previously served as vice president of national sales and business development for Lifetime Television Network. She joined WCI Communities in 2006. Scott Campbell has joined the Naples office of Downing-Frye Realty as a sales associate specializing in the Pelican Bay, Bonita Bay and Mediterra communities. Originally from Salem, N EW SMA KERS MCDONALD ERHARDT GALLO SEE NEWSMAKERS, B16 Ben Jones has purchased .92 acres of industrial zoned vacant land at 602 Fifth Ave. S. for $201,000 from EVERBANK. Bill Gonnering of Investment Properties Corp. negotiated the transaction. Best of Everything has renewed its lease on 10,102 square feet of retail space at Tower Plaza, 3650 Tamiami Trail N., from Commercial Trust Real Estate Services Land Trust. Bill Young of CB Richard Ellis Fort Myers/Naples brokered the transaction. Bliss Salon of Naples LLC has leased 800 square feet of retail space at 10265 Tamiami Trail N., Unit 9, from Patton Avenue Holdings LLC. Paige Eber of Investment Properties Corp. negotiated the transaction. Boca Executive Realty has leased 1,005 square feet of retail space at the Shoppes at Naples Bay Resort, 1444 Fifth Ave. S., from NBR Shoppes LLC. Mike Concilla of CB Richard Ellis Fort Myers/Naples brokered the transaction. Cypress Commercial Development LLC has purchased at auction 1.28 acres of commercial land at the corner of Immokalee Road and Randall Boulevard for $177,500 from the FDIC. Dan OBerski, Matt Frederickson and Walter Nelson of CB Richard Ellis Fort Myers/Naples represented the seller. Discount Cleaners of Naples LLC has leased 3,000 square feet of retail space at 4388 Tamiami Trail N. from Alaedin & Majdi Investments Inc. Patrick Fraley of Investment Properties Corp. negotiated the transaction. Doctors Natural USA LLC has leased 2,153 square feet of office condo space at 400 Fifth Ave. S., Units 203 and 205, from Foglio (USA) Inc. Fred Kermani of CB Richard Ellis Fort Myers/ Naples represented the tenant, and Rocco Roppo of Downing Frye Realty represented the landlord. Greenbelt LLC has purchased 8,250 square feet of retail space at 4500 Tamiami Trail N. for $1,285,000 from Brown Boswell and Patricia Boswell. William Gonnering and David Stevens of Investment Properties Corp. negotiated the transaction. Gulf Coast Cowboy LLC has purchased a 1,064 square-foot restaurant building with drive thru, the former Saltwater Cowboys Raw Bar & Grill, at 4800 Golden Gate Parkway, from Arcan Dev Inc. for $300,000. The buyer intends to convert the property to a Dunkin Donuts store. Fred Kermani of CB Richard Ellis Fort Myers/Naples represented the buyer, and Donald Arnold of Arnold & Arnold Real Estate represented the seller. Gulf Shore Apothecary has leased 2,814 square feet of retail space at Charleston Square, 1400 Gulf ShoreR E C E NT TRANSACTI ONS SEE TRANSACTIONS, B19 Jinx McDonald has designs on newest Tiburn modelSPECIAL TO FLORIDA WEEKLY


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PAGE 44 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYB16 BUSINESS WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 N.H., Mr. Campbell studied computer technology at the University of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology. He is a member of the Naples Area Board of Realtors and the Florida and National associations of Realtors. Dorata Gora has been named the on-site sales representative for Black Bear Ridge, a gated neighborhood of single-family homes being developed by Stock Development in North Naples. Ms. Gora has 12 years of real estate experience. She began her real estate career at Toll Brothers Florida West Coast Division. In 2006, she became a sales associate with Centex/ Pulte Homes until joining Prudential Florida Realty. She is a member of the Naples Area Board of Realtors and the Womens Council of Realtors, Napleson-the-Gulf Chapter. Craig Jones has joined Premier Sothebys International Realty as a sales associate in the office at 390 Broad Ave. Ms. Jones most recently worked with John R. Wood Realtors and before that held principal positions in advertising and management consulting firms in St. Louis, Mo., and New York City. She is also a former associate dean at the University of Missouri-St. Louis. She belongs to the Naples Area Board of Realtors as well as the Florida and National associations of Realtors, and is a 2005 graduated of Leadership Collier. She is the first recipient of Gen. Colin Powells Neighbor-to-Neighbor Award. John Rebimbas was named Salesperson of the Month for July at Manchester Square, the WCI Communities neighborhood on Livingston Road between Vanderbilt Beach and Pine Ridge roads. Mr. Rebimbas joined the WCI sales team in 2010 and has more than 15 years experience in high-end resort sales and management. Previously with The Ritz-Carlton Resorts of Naples and LXR Luxury Resorts & Hotels of Sanibel and Captiva Islands, he became a licensed real estate professional in 2006. NEWSMAKERSFrom page 11JONES GORA REBIMBAS Discover the latest interior design and color trends for 2012 at Miromar Design Center on Saturday, Aug. 13. Janet Bilotti, ASID, of Naples-based Janet Bilotti Interiors recently attended design shows in Atlanta, Dallas and High Point, N.C., and will share her insights during a free seminar beginning at 11 a.m. Ms. Bilotti has designed homes for discriminating clients throughout the United States and Europe. Miromar Design Center presents a free seminar for the public on the second Saturday of each month. The August seminar will be f ollowed by a complimentary light luncheon. Seating is limited, and reservations are r equired. Sign up at For more information, call 390-8207. Miromar Design Center hosts Naples designer Janet BilottiBILOTTI COURTESY PHOTOThese interiors are by Janet Bilotti of Naples. btnfrtbbttt !"#rbtnfrtrfrttttftfr btnttfrnrtrtntttbtntttrtrntrttrntrfrtt nn trtbnbtfttnrtbtttbtr rnrttttftt!tntfrnbtnbt t"#$$!ttt"%tnn&t'tttrtnnbtfnttr!tftntrtbnnt& "$%&'()%*+,)ff)-%+. *r/!"34r2tt678:;;t bt!#


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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 REAL ESTATE B19 btnfrtbbttt !"#rbtnfrtrfrttttftfr btnttfrnrtrtntttbtntttrtrntrttrntrfrtt nn trtbnbtfttnrtbtttbtr rnrttttftt!tntfrnbtnbt t"#$$!ttt"%tnn&t'tttrtnnbtfnttr!tftntrtbnnt& "$%&'()%*+,)ff)-%+. *r/!"34r2tt678:;;t bt!# Blvd. N., Suite 100, from Charleston Square of Naples LLC. George Atkinson and Doris Taylor of CB Richard Ellis Fort Myers/Naples represented the tenant, and Paige Eber of Investment Properties Corp. represented the landlord. Kathleens Hair Studio has renewed its lease on 975 square feet of retail space at Pelican Plaza, 707 Bald Eagle Drive, Marco Island, from 102 Development Co. LLC. Bill Young of CB Richard Ellis, Fort Myers/Naples brokered the transaction. Misir Drugs LLC has leased 1,860 square feet of retail space at St. Andrews Square, 8793 Tamiami Trail E., Suite 201, from Lely Square Partnership. Dave Wallace of CB Richard Ellis, Fort Myers/Naples represented the landlord, and Dorene Clark of Sun Realty represented the tenant. Naples Nuvia Medical Weight Loss Inc. has leased 2,000 square feet of office space at 55 Bryson Drive, Suite 301 from K. and Krishnaveni Srinivasan. Clint Sherwood of Investment Properties Corp. negotiated the transaction. Naples Pack and Ship has leased 1,200 square feet of retail space at Tower Plaza, 3650-3666 Tamiami Trail N., Suite 112, from Commercial Trust Real Estate Services Land Trust. Bill Young of CB Richard Ellis, Fort Myers/ Naples brokered the transaction. Patrick Neale & Associates has leased 1,000 square feet of office space at 5470 Bryson Court, Suite 103, from Jose Lago. Clint Sherwood of Investment Properties Corp. negotiated the transaction. Patten Partners has leased 3,549 square feet of office space at 821 Fifth Ave. S. from Westbury International Corp. David Stevens and Patrick Fraley of Investment Properties Corp. negotiated the transaction. Richard Milburn Academy of Florida Inc. has leased 4,950 square feet of office space at 9230 Brookwood Court, Bonita Springs, from Bernwood Enterprises Inc. Jim Boback of Boback Commercial Group negotiated the transaction. TD Ameritrade Inc. has renewed its lease on 2,835 square feet of office space at 405 Fifth Ave S., Suite 405-D, from Granite Naples 405 LLC. Dan OBerski, Matt Frederickson and Walter Nelson of CB Richard Ellis, Fort Myers/Naples represented the tenant, and Rod Castan and Jeffrey Clapper of Courtelis Company represented the landlord. Xiuhong Lan has leased 1,200 square feet of retail space at 28441 Tamiami Trail S., Suite 203, from Bonita Servus Venture LLC. Paige Eber of Investment Properties Corp. negotiated the transaction. TRANSACTIONSFrom page 11


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PAGE 54 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYB26 REAL ESTATE WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 41 41 41Bonita Springs Bonita SpringsNaplesImmokalee RoadLivingston RoadBonita Beach Road3 Oaks PkwyCoconut RdOld U.S. 41Old U.S. 41Pine Ridge Road Golden Gate Blvd. Davis BlvdCollier Blvd Collier Blvd Airport Pullimg RdGulf Shore Blvd.Park Shore Dr. Rattlesnake Hammock Road Goodlette Frank RoadVanderbilt Beach Road Radio Road Marco Island Florida Weeklys Open Houses Open Houses are Sunday 1-4, unless otherwise marked15 ESTUARY AT GREY OAKS 1485 Anhinga Pointe From $1,499,000 Premier SIR Call 239-261-3148 M-Sat: 9-5 & Sun: 12-516 OLD NAPLES 877 7th Street South $1,699,000 Premier SIR Marty/Debbi McDermott 564-4231 17 GREY OAKS ESTUARY MARSH WREN 1535 Marsh Wren Lane $1,750,000 Premier SIR Call 239-2613148 for more information 18 OLD NAPLES 663 11th Avenue South $1,795,000 Premier SIR Carol Steeves 240-7809 19 OLD NAPLES 383 2nd Avenue North $1,995,000 Premier SIR Marty/Debbi McDermott 564-4231>$2,000,000 20 PARK SHORE ESPLANADE CLUB 4551 Gulf Shore Blvd. N. #703 $2,095,000 Premier SIR Susan Barton 860-1412 21 VANDERBILT BEACH MORAYA BAY 11125 Gulfshore Drive From $2,500,000 Premier SIR Call 239-5145050 M-Sat: 10-5 & Sun: 12-5>$3,000,00022 OLD NAPLES 175 3rd Street South $3,450,000 Premier SIR Celine Van Arsdale 404-9917 23 OLD NAPLES 155 20th Avenue South $3,995,000 Premier SIR Jan Martindale 896-0360>$5,000,000 24 GREY OAKS ESTUARY 1481 Anhinga Pointe $5,100,000 Premier SIR Jeannie McGearty 248-4333 25 PARK SHORE 345 Devils Bight $5,250,000 Premier SIR Richard/Susie Culp 290-2200 >$6,000,00026 PORT ROYAL 3999 Rum Row $6,950,000 Premier SIR V.K. Melhado 216-6400>$200,0001 VILLAGE WALK 3250 Village Walk Circle Ste #101 Low $200,000s to Mid $400,000s Illustrated Properties Real Estate, Inc. Joanne C iesielski 239-5 96-2520 Mon-Fri 11 to 4 & Sat-Sun 11 to 4>$400,0002 THE STRADA AT MERCATO Located just North of Vanderbilt Beach Rd on US 41 From $400s Premier Sothebys International Realty Call 239.594.9400 M-Sat: 10-8 & Sun: 12-83 PARK SHORE VENETIAN COVE CLUB 3500 Gulf Shore Blvd. N. #304 $425,000 Premier SIR Pat Duggan 216-1980 4 WYNDEMERE VILLA FLORESTA 100 Via Napoli $425,000 Premier SIR Susan R. Payne 777-7209 5 LEMURIA 7172 Lemuria Circle #1602 Prices from the mid $400s Premier SIR Tom Gasbarro 404-4883. Open Mon-Fri: 11-4 & Sat/Sun: 1-4>$500,0006 BONITA BAY ESPERIA & TAVIRA 26951 Country Club Drive New construction from the mid $500s. Premier SIR Call 239.495.1105 M-Sat: 10-5 & Sun: 12-57 MARCO ISLAND 1562 Jamaica Court $569,000 Premier SIR Roe Tamagni 3981222 8 MOORINGS GULF BAY 2800 Gulf Shore Blvd. N. #103 $569,000 Premier SIR Beth McNichols 821-3304 >$600,0009 THE CROSSINGS MILL RUN 6941 Mill Run Circle $644,000 Premier SIR Dave/ Ann Renner 784-5552>$700,000 10 THE DUNES GRANDE PRESERVE 280 Grande Way Starting in the $700s. Premier SIR Call 239-594-1700 M-Sat: 10-4 & Sun: 12-411 PELICAN ISLE YACHT CLUB CONDOS 435 Dockside Drive $749,000 to $1,499,000 Amerivest Realty Bridgette Foster 239-2538001 12 PELICAN BAY ST. RAPHAEL 7117 Pelican Bay Blvd. # 1608 $779,900 Keating Associates Kathy Dunlevy 239-404-0190 13 PARK SHORE ESPLANADE CLUB 4551 Gulf Shore Blvd. N. #202 $799,900 Premier SIR Phyllis ODonnell/Patrick ODonnell 269-6161>$1,000,00014 BONITA BAY AUGUSTA CREEK 26364 Augusta Creek Court $1,149,000 Premier SIR Harriet Harnar 273-5443 2 4 3 5 15 6 10 16 17 13 14 11 7 19 8 9 12 18 1 20 22 23 25 24 26 21


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Close to shopping, dining, beaches & Philharmonic. 4+Den/4.5 (H5769) Michele Harrison, 580-9889 $1,200,000 Pelican Bay 6001 Pelican Bay Blvd, #702 REDUCED $100,000 recently renovated, extraordinary nishes, new furnishings, beautiful Gulf views from all bedrooms and living areas. 2,583 A/C SF. 3/3 (C6890) Friley Saucier, PA, 293-3532 $1,150,000 Vanderbilt Beach 405 Flamingo Ave 1st Time Oered! Waterfront home with Gulf access; pool, dock, canal & mangrove views. Over 3,000 SF with 12 ceilings. Amazing kitchen and open oor plan. 3+Den/3 (H5913) Doug Stewart, 777-8686 $1,100,000 Park Shore 4400 Gulf Shore Blvd N, #103 Southern exposure, 180 degree views of Venetian Bay, 3 large balconies, open oor plan great for entertaining guests. Deeded beach access & boat docks to lease. 2+Den/2 (C7516) Dustin Beard, 289-2650 $995,000 Park Shore 4751 Gulf Shore Blvd N, #1801 Breathe-taking views of Gulf & Venetian Bay. Fully furnished, neutral palette, movein ready. 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Text MGH2 to 97063. 4+Den/2.5 (H5938) Michele Harrison, 580-9889 $629,900 Vineyards 411 Palo Verde Dr Beautiful 2900 sf custom built home w/spectacular lake view over pristine pool & lg lanai. Light & bright and Immaculate. Naples premier CC community. 1 story. 4+Den/3.5 (H5945) Bobbie Dusek, 6596132, Alexander Dusek, 207-7263 $615,000 Old Naples 555 5th Ave S #PH-3 Penthouse Beach Club Retreat, Village of Old Naples 14 ft ceilings, detailed wood moldings, classic ceramic tile work, granite tops, nest nishes. 2/2 (C5119) Michele Harrison, 580-9889 $595,900 Pelican Marsh 2380 Mont Claire Dr, #102 Perfection awaits you. Serene lake front coach home in desirable Mont Claire of Pelican Marsh. Redesigned w/current color trends. Well priced move right in. 3/2.5 (C7088) Michele Harrison, 580-9889 $500,000 Park Shore 4001 Gulf Shore Blvd N, #1102 A bright and dramatic color palette enhance this exceptional beach-front condo. is 11th oor unit will amaze you with spectacular Gulf, Bay and city views. 2/2 (C5914) Dustin Beard, 289-2650 $499,000 Pelican Bay 6020 Pelican Bay Blvd, #105 Exceptional lake and golf course view, corner unit, large rooms, extremely large wrap around lanai, new hurricane rated sliders and windows. 3/3 (C6906) Friley Saucier, PA, 293-3532 $499,000 Tidewater Island, 6081 Tidewater Island Cir Private & quaint gated boating community! Spacious pool home on canal w/boat dock & lift. Just minutes to the Gulf via beautiful Estero Bay. Large in-law suite. 4/3 (H4835) Debra Pelitera, 250-6865, Patrick Dearborn, 877-4340 $495,000 Island Walk, 4795 Martinique Way Perfect Carlysle DiVosta model 4 beds, 3.5 baths, roomy living areas. Sparkling white and granite kitchen, stainless steel appliances, heated pool, lake view. 4/3.5 (H5928) Monte Gerard, 784-4437 $485,000 Imperial Golf Estates 1816 Imperial Golf Course Blvd Wonderful golf front home with soaring ceilings. Light and bright with sparkling pool. Floor plan is delightful, open and spacious. 3+Den/2 (H5796) Debbie Frost, 250-8701 $425,000 Twin Eagles 11720 Carradale Ct Enjoy the future of Twin Eagles in this pristine home with endless views and privacy. Home of the 2012 Ace Group Classic Golf Tournament. 2+Den/2.5 (H5855) Lynn Bower, 438-6784 $419,000 Imperial Shores 4865 Regal Dr A Boaters Dream & priced to sell. Unique Key West style home w/ boat dock, lift & seawall. Super southern views of canal & bay to Gulf. Bi-level lanai. Short sale. 3/2 (H4238) e HutchisonCarmony Team, 272-7000 $409,000 Imperial Golf Estates 1969 Imperial Golf Course Blvd Lovely Classic home located on lake & parkette. 2800 T. Sq Ft. Carefree Naples lifestyle awaits you. 5 Min drive to Beach. Pristine condition, turnkey furnished. 3/2 (H5822) e Hutchison-Carmony Team, 272-7000 $399,000 Imperial Golf Estates 1916 Countess Ct Wonderful lake front pool home with gorgeous sunsets. Beautiful large tile ooring, stainless steel appliances, granite and more. Must see. 3/2 (H5323) Debbie Frost, 250-8701 $375,000 Moorings 3200 Gulf Shore Blvd N, #217 A beautiful setting, perfectly priced. Enjoy a vacation lifestyle year round from your second story bay front condo on Gulf Shore Blvd across from the beach. 2/2 (C7667) Michele Harrison, 580-9889, Sharon Kennedy, 595-2032 $349,900 Goodland 506 Coconut Ave E Fishermans Dream getaway. 3 level home 3/2 with lots of extra bed space. Covered 2 lift boathouse 20ft to Coon Key Channel & the Gulf. Great views. 3/2 (H5627) Bobbie Dusek, 659-6132 $345,000 Stonebridge 1675 Winding Oaks Way, #202 All inclusive Golf Course Comm Stonebridge beauty. Spacious 2nd turnkey furnished. 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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYARTS & ENTERTAINMENTA GUIDE TO THE NAPLES ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT SCENE CSECTIONWEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 BROUGHT TO YOU BY: INSIDEThe High-Rises at Bonita Bay 495-1105 Estuary at Grey Oaks 261-3148 The Strada at Mercato 594-9400 The Village 261-6161 The Gallery 659-0099 Old Naples 434-2424 North Naples 594-9494 The Promenade 434-8770 Fifth Avenue 643-3445 Marco Island 642-2222 Rentals 262-4242 Heres to marriageAntique wedding cups said to ensure matrimonial bliss. C18 Successful switchDan Hudak says this new spin on an old premise works. C11 Catching a flickSee who showed up for the Film Societys screening, and more fun around town. C24-25 Brooders, alcoholics and lone wolves: a look at Nordic crime novelsThe Naples Art Association proudly presents approximately 200 works created by children ages 5 to 14 during the eight-week summer art education program at The von Liebig Art Center. The annual ARTScool exhibition kicks off with a preview reception from 1-4 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 14, at the art center, where it will remain on display through Aug. 26. Admission to the reception and exhibition is free, and the public is invited to attend. Nearly 1,000 students attended ARTScool and took part in nearly 50 different class offerings taught by professional art teachers and certified instructors. Each class was designed to teach an underlying lesson of art history, geography and/or math. Children learned new skills and techniques and experimented with new mediums such as batik, clay, and tie-dye. The exhibition showcases 2D and 3D work and includes painted masks, paper mache sculptures, pencil drawings, acrylic paintings, jewelry and more. I am amazed with the quality and variety of work produced by our ARTScool students, says Callie Spilane, director of education for the Naples Art Association. Not only did I see big smiles each day leaving our classrooms, I also saw tremendous creativity, expression and individualism. The NAA awarded more than 30 scholarships to students from low-income families so that they could attend ARTScool. Funds for the scholarships were provided by individual donors. Exhibit celebrates a way-cool summer of art COURTESY PHOTOCharles ForestumlautNOIR:WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT AMERICANS WOULD BE SO taken with umlauts? Of course, theyre not as enthralled with Swedish punctuation as they are with what the double dots are punctuating: books stuffed full with Swedish crimes, punk girls who are techno wonders, and plenty of gratuitous sex, both consensual and abusive. Stieg Larssons Millennium trilogy, starting with The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, was a runaway best-seller not only in Sweden, but in the U.S. as well. And now the inevitable is happening: Publishers are praying lightning will strike twice. Mr. Larsson died in 2004 but his books have been so successful, everyone in the business now hopes to sign the next Stieg Larsson. Those who already have one or more Swedish mystery writers in their stable of authors are positioning them that way, or as novelists who write in the style of Stieg Larsson. With all the hoopla, youd think Mr. Larsson created the genre.BY NANCY STETSONnstetson@ SEE UMLAUT, C4 SEE ART, C9 SPECIAL TO FLORIDA WEEKLY >> Summer ARTScool exhibition >> What: Works by children enrolled in The von Liebig Art Center summer classes >> When: Aug. 14-26, with opening reception 1-4 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 14 >> Where: The von Liebig Art Center >> Cost: Free >> Info: 262-6517 or in the know

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PAGE 60 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYC4 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 But Scandinavian mysteries existed way before his Lisbeth Salander arrived on the scene, and many of those mysteries are much better written and crafted than the Millennium books. The world of Nordic crime literature is broader and deeper, but as with icebergs, many Americans are aware of only a small portion of the genre and are unfamiliar with other great Scandinavian writers. In the s, Danish writer Peter Hegs Smillas Sense of Snow spent 26 weeks on The New York Times best-seller list. It was also named the 1993 Book of the Year by both Time magazine and Entertainment Weekly. (A movie based on the book and starring Julia Ormond and Gabriel Byrne came out in 1997.) And the Swedish writing team of Maj Sjwall and Per Wahl are considered the grandparents of the genre in their country. Their classic mysteries, with titles such as The Laughing Policeman and The Fire Engine That Disappeared, are still in print. Will readers who loved the Millennium trilogy devour other Swedish or Scandinavian mysteries? Its hard to tell. Would lovers of fast food develop a taste for fine French cuisine? Would Justin Bieber fans start appreciating the Beatles and the Rolling Stones? Sadly, Americans can be a pretty xenophobic lot, so its anyones guess if theyll move on to reading books by other foreign authors. Itd be great if they do. But consider this: Even though the Millennium books were made into Swedish movies, American filmmakers still feel the need to make American versions of them. Sigh. If you loved the Millennium trilogy and want to see what else is out there or if you hated them and want to read some better quality mysteries written by Scandinavians heres just a small sampling of what else is out there. Maj Sjwall and Per WahlSTARTING IN THE 1960S, THIS HUSband-and-wife team wrote a series of 10 books about Martin Beck. In his nonfiction book Bloody Murder: From the Detective Story to the Crime Novel, Julian Symon wrote about the Martin Beck series: They might come under the heading of Police Novels except that the authors are more interested in the philosophical implications of crime than in straightforward police routine. And mystery writer Val McDermid, whose introduction can be found in the beginning of the couples book, The Man Who Went Up in Smoke, says, Reading the Martin Beck series with 21st century eyes, its almost impossible to grasp how revolutionary they felt when they first appeared almost 40 years ago. So many elements that have become integral to the point of clich in the police procedural subgenre started life in these ten novels. So many of the features we take for granted and sigh over in a world-weary way have their roots in a couple of journalists turned crime writers. It is Ms. Sjwall and Mr. Wahl who turned the genre into something deeper, a way of reflecting the evils of society, rather than something just meant to entertain, Ms. McDermid says. Their Martin Beck books, from Roseanna to The Terrorists, are known collectively as The Story of a Crime. According to Ms. McDermid, their book The Laughing Policeman was the only translated novel to have won the Mystery Writers of Americas Edgar Award for Best Novel. Henning MankellTHIS SWEDISH MYSTERY WRITER created the Kurt Wallander series. Ive fallen in love with Henning Mankells books; initially, theyre deceptively simple, almost as if Anne Tyler were writing Swedish mysteries. His simple, elegant sentences, however, build upon each other quietly, like snow, like the clues that slowly reveal themselves to this brooding police inspector. The weather and the locale of Ystad, Sweden, are as much characters in the book as the people. This is the writer the Washington Post dubbed the godfather of Swedish crime. His books have sold more than 40 million copies and been translated into 40-plus languages. Among his many awards: two Swedish Crime Writers Academy Best Swedish Crime Novel Awards, the Crime Writers Association Gold Dagger for Best Crime Novel of the Year and the Glass Key Award for Best Nordic Crime Novel. In 2008, he was the ninth best-selling author in the world. Hes even outsold Harry Potter in Germany. Through his character Inspector Wallander, Mr. Mankell comments on the changing society in Sweden as well as familial conflicts and how we age and face our mortality. (PBS made a series of adaptations based on the Wallander books, but Kenneth Branagh, who plays Wallander, seems too lightweight and pretty for the role.) The last book in the series, The Troubled Man, came out earlier this year and was a New York Times best-seller. Theyre best read in the order they were written, as, just as in real life, the characters age and change as time passes. When it comes to Swedish mystery writers, Mr. Mankell is the heavyweight champion. Arnaldur IndridasonARNALDUR INDRIDASON, AN ICE-LANDIC crime writer, can be consistently found on Icelands best-seller lists. His series about Reykjavik detective Erlendur Sveinsson began in 1997, with Sons of Dust. The third book in that series, Jar City, was the first to be printed in the U.S., where it earned critical acclaim. (A movie of the same name, based on the book, was released in 2006.) Erlendur (Icelandic people refer to each other by first name) is a loner, divorced, with two grown children. His daughter is pregnant, but still using drugs. Murder is rare in Iceland, but Erlendur is involved in solving many of them. The books are solidly written and as bleak as an Icelandic landscape. Mr. Indridasons books have been published in more than 30 countries and have sold more than 6 million copies. The latest in his series in the U.S. is Hypothermia.Jo Nesb JO NESB, A NORWEGIAN MYSTERY writer, has published eight books in his Harry Hole crime series; only half of them have been published so far in the U.S. (His name isnt pronounced Joe Nez-bow, but more like You Nes-bah.) Mr. Nesbs protagonist is Henry Hole (pronounced HER-ler), a detective inspector of the Crime Squad in Oslo, Norway. At one point during his most recent book, The Snowman, he gets a description of another policeman: unhealthy attitude toward alcohol, difficult temperament, lone wolf, unreliable, doubtful morality and very blemished record. My spiritual doppelganger, Hole thinks. Though riddled with personal failures, the character is someone you cheer on. In this page-turner of a book thats part police procedural, part thriller and (small) part horror story, Hole matches wits with a serial killer dubbed the Snowman. It seems to be his best, and might be the one that earns him a larger American audience. Mr. Nesbs titles have sold more than 6 million copies worldwide (1.5 million in Norway alone,) and his work has been translated into 40 languages. He received the Glass Key Award for Best Nordic Crime Novel. Karin FossumI FIRST CAME UPON NORWEGIAN WRITER Karin Fossums books by reading one of her stand-alone novels. Broken opens with a man standing at the foot of the authors bed at night. It turns out theres a line of characters standing outside, waiting to be written about; though he was close to the front, he has jumped the line and is insisting to be written about next. The chapters alternate between the book the author then begins to write, and her interactions with the main character, who shows up to ask the author questions or make suggestions. An interesting book about the creative process, it reminded me a little of the French movie, Swimming Pool. Ms. Fossum, known as Norways Queen of Crime, has written a series about Inspector Sejer. The one Ive read, The Waters Edge, is about a boy who disappears and is found raped and murdered. Then another boy goes missing. The plot sounds well worn, but Ms. Fossum elevates it above clich. She has great psychological insight to her characters, and writes with depth. She gives us a window into her characters innermost emotions. I dont know any other writer who would devote a chapter apiece to each mother, talking about her child and her emotions in an almost stream of consciousness. The story also contains an abusive husband who, thrilled by discovering the dead child, becomes obsessed with the case. Ms. Fossums latest novel, Bad Intentions, was just released in the U.S. on Aug. 9. Based on Broken and The Waters Edge, I plan to read all her Inspector Sejer mysteries in order. Anders Roslund and Brge HellstrmBETTER KNOWN AS ROSLUND AND HELlstrm, the Swedish writing team of Anders Roslund and Brge Hellstrm write gritty mystery novels that could also be classified as thrillers. Mr. Roslund is an award-winning journalist; Mr. Hellstrom is described in the jacket copy as an excriminal. Their latest book, Three Seconds, was recently published in the U.S. Almost 500 pages long, it tells the story of Piet Hoffmann, a criminal whos being used as a secret operative by the Swedish police. He infiltrates the Polish mafia, who are set to take over the amphetamine distribution within Swedens prison system. It takes a criminal to play a criminal, he keeps telling himself. During a drug deal, another undercover police officer is killed, and the police, not knowing that Hoffmann is working undercover for them, start searching for him. He winds up being wanted by both the police and the mafia. As the authors write in an end-of-thebook explanation: The Police Service has for many years used criminals as covert human intelligence sources. A cooperation that is denied and concealed. In order to investigate serious crime, other crimes have been marginalized and a number of preliminary investigations and trials have therefore been carried out without the correct information. Three Seconds was a top 10 bestseller in Sweden for eight months and received the Swedish Academy of Crime Writers Award for Swedish Crime Novel of the Year. H kan Nesser SWEDISH AUTHOR HAKN NESSERS crime series revolves around Chief Inspector Van Veeteren in the fictional city of Maardam. The country is never named, but the names he uses are mostly Dutch. His works have been translated into various languages, and hes a three-time winner of the Best Swedish Crime Novel Award. His Carambole was awarded the Crime Writers of Scandinavia Glass Key Award for Best Crime Novel. I read the latest in the series, The Inspector and Silence, in which Van Veeteren goes to the country to help solve the murder of a young woman who was attending a religious sects camp. Suspicion is on Oscar Yellinek, the selfstyled prophet and leader of the Pure Life sect. But the leader doesnt come across as all that pure himself. Both the police and the sect are closed groups that are suspicious of outsiders. Mr. Nesser doesnt take the easy way out and stereotype either group. His chief inspector even unknowingly quotes the Bible to himself, saying, at one point, Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. Van Veeteren has a strong inner life that readers are privy to; in this book, hes weary of the work, weary of the dead bodies, and contemplating quitting to take a job in a bookstore. Though this one can be read on its own, I had the feeling that I had walked in during the middle of the action, and plan to read the four earlier titles: Borkmanns Point, The Return, Minds Eye and Woman with Birthmark.No mystery hereIf you like crime novels with good writing, good plots and brooding Scandinavians, you cant go wrong with any of these writers from Sweden, Norway and Iceland. If anyone tells you theyre the next Stieg Larsson, dont believe them. These writers are much, much better. And there are many more where they came from. UMLAUTFrom page 1


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Run For Your Wife By the Off Broadway Palm Theatre, Fort Myers, through Aug. 28. 278-4422, or Annie By the Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre, Fort Myers, through Aug. 13. 278-4422 or Disneys Aladdin Jr. By the Broadway Palm Childrens Theatre, Fort Myers, through Aug. 12. 278-4422 or www. Thursday, Aug. 11 Island Time The Center for the Arts of Bonita Springs hosts a reggae dance party with island music by Cool Runnings at 7 p.m. at the Promenade. 4958989 or Along the Avenue Enjoy a leisurely Evening on Fifth from 7-10 p.m. with music and more along Fifth Avenue South. 692-8436. Acoustic Rock The High Chiefs take the stage at 9:30 p.m. at Freds Food, Fun & Spirits. 2700 Immokalee Road. 431-7928. Funny Guy Donnell Rawlings appears tonight through Sunday at the Off The Hook Comedy Club, 599 S. Collier Blvd., Marco Island. 389-6900. Friday, Aug. 12 Fashion Show A fashion show to benefit St. Matthews House takes place from 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. aboard the Naples Princess. Presented by Karis Kreations with Ellies Shoes and featuring wearable art by Leigh Hernson. $45 per person. 649-2275. Saturday, Aug. 13 All That Jazz The Naples Jazz Masters play Dixieland favorites from 1-3 p.m. at The Norris Center. $15 per person, $25 for two. 213-3049. Full Moon Fun Lululemon Athletica and Bala Vinyasa Yoga present free paddleboarding from 9-10:10 p.m. and beach yoga with Leigh Dally from 11 p.m. to midnight on the beach at Eighth Avenue South. 598-1938 or info@bvyoga. com. Dont own a paddleboard but want to try? Call 272-7811. Sunday, Aug. 14 Sunday at Shanes Enjoy music from the Rolling Stones to Elvis Costello when the Banana Logic trio takes the stage from 5-8 p.m. at Shanes Cabana Bar at Stoneys Steakhouse. Coming up: Matt Jollie on Aug. 21 and Wendy Williamson on Aug. 28. 495 Bayfront Place. 732-6633 or Monday, Aug. 15 Movie Night The Fort Myers Film Festival presents Delicious Peace Grows in an Ugandan Coffee Bean at 6:30 p.m. at the Sidney & Berne Davis Art Center, downtown Fort Myers. $5. 810-6323. Tuesday, Aug. 16 Make It and Take It The Center for the Arts of Bonita Springs hosts Raku and You from 5:30-8:30 p.m. at 26100 Old 41 Road. Enjoy a picnic-style meal and take home your raku masterpiece. $40. 495-8989 or Free Film Gulf Coast Town Center presents Finding Nemo beginning at 8:30 p.m. under the stars in Market Plaza. Wednesday, Aug. 17 Kids Crafts Activities for kids ages toddler-12 are offered from 10 a.m.noon at Playland at Miromar Outlets. Open Mic Sit in for open mic/ singer/songwriter night from 7-10 p.m. at Freds Food, Fun & Spirits. 2700 Immokalee Road. 431-7928. 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Get Ready for the PRIME of your Life There I sat, in that house that must have been as old as time itself. I sat, staring out that same window, my eyes seeming to wander off in a vacant stare. Raindrops smeared the windows, like the tears that ran down my face. I was remembering the day the day it all happened. The day my best friend Molly and I were playing out in the street. The day he came in his old pickup truck and just scooped her up like a hawk, catching his next prey. I remembered that wicked, disturbing smile he gave me as he drove away. I was in shock, not really sure of what had just gone on, but there was nothing I could do but panic and scream. Mollys mother rushed out and the moment she saw her daughter was gone, she raced inside and picked up the phone. Within a few minutes, a black car drove up, though there were no lights or sirens. A tall man in an expensive looking suit and tie stepped out and made his way up to the house. I followed him inside. He sat down with Mollys mom. I wanted to see what was going on, but they made me go upstairs. Instead, I sat at the top of the staircase and listened closely. He introduced himself as Detective Rogers and asked Mollys mom a lot of question. Did you see who took your daughter? Do you have any enemies that could be possible suspects? Have you had suspicions about anyone in your neighborhood lately? When he asked or any witnesses who might be able to give more details, I got called down. Detective Rogers looked at me and smiled. Honey, did you see who took your friend Molly? When I nodded, Mollys mom rushed over to my side. She put her hands on my shoulders, looked into my eyes and said, Who took her? You know you can tell us anything, Jessie. Please, where is my daughter? Tell me who took my little girl! She was scared and desperate for answers. I told them everything I could. It was the man in the old red pickup truck. He wears those big glasses and I think he lives in the house at the end of the street. I was only 6 years old. I had only seen that guy three times at the most. There wasnt much I could give them. I just wanted Molly back. Detective Rogers thanked us and started heading for the door. He left us with these words: I promise, the next time I return, it will be with Molly, safe and sound. Unfortunately, that was a promise that was never kept. It was reported Wednesday afternoon at 2 p.m. (just three days after Molly went missing) that a body had been found in the woods tied up in a trash bag less than a mile away from Joseph Reeds house. When they showed Josephs picture on TV, I knew it was him. The body was later identified as my best friend, Molly Hartley. Joseph Reed was found guilty of murder in the first degree and was sentenced to life in prison. Though that monster might have been brought to justice, the Hartley family and I havent been the same since. I remember the look on Ms. Hartleys face when she saw the news. She looked like she had just been punched in the stomach. She fell to the floor and started trembling, screaming and crying. I wanted to do the same. Yet for some reason, I was just too upset to grieve. All the pain and sorrow was there inside me, but it was locked away. And it feels like it just keeps building up. There is a gaping hole in my heart that might be able to get stitched up, but it shall never truly heal. Later that day, my parents came over to the Hartley house to pick me up and also pay their respects. During the drive back home, no one spoke, and it felt like it took longer than usual. When we were home, it was even worse. It felt like something was missing. I can still feel the absence of Molly herself. Its all so unsettling, and whenever it gets to the point where I just cant take it anymore, I go upstairs and I just sit, staring out that same window.Coincidentally, there seems to be a pattern. Every time I go to look out that window, a terrible storm falls among the town; but every time a storm ends, a magnificent rainbow appears. WRITING CHALLENGE A new Writing Challenge begins this week, after the one based on the rainy-day photograph (below) prompted nearly 40 original short stories and poems by Florida Weekly readers who were inspired to spin tales of fairies and aliens, dogs and war heroes, birthday parties, field trips, mysteries, murders and more. Our last two submissions based on that photograph appear below. Now were on to the next round of the Writing Challenge, using the photograph shown at right as the prompt. It comes from the Florida Memory archive and was shot in Southwest Florida.The assignment, for those who accept the challenge: Compose an original work of fiction, prose or poem, using this photo as a starting point for your creative process. Keep it to no more than 1,000 words and e-mail to us as an attachment in Word format or pasted into the message box. Send to by Saturday, Aug. 27.Be sure to include your name, address and contact information. And if you like, send a picture of yourself.Well pick some of our favorites to reprint on these pages in the weeks ahead. Thanks for taking the challenge. Writers face a new challengeThe Remembrance of Molly Daughters Healing Rainy Reveries BY TATYANA YSAGUIRRE____________________Naples / Seventh gradeOn rain-soaked days, daughter sits by her windowpane, Stares somewhere out beyond scenes blurring in the rain. Standing watch, in our hall, from questions I abstain. But, she knows Im here, one parent who still remains. Mostly sunny days in South Floridas terrain, Good friends, music, sports, school all help her to sustain Strength, purpose, hope, and her normality maintain. Still, rain reminds of when official notice came. As we cried, hugged, Taps was played in soft, misting rain. She was his angel, daughter needing no constrains. I learned fine fathers leave their examples ingrained, Arming kids with tools that allow them to retain, Warm love and guidance, fend off depressionss stain. Yet, todays dreary summer afternoon of rain, Reminds of our hero who went down with his plane, How, still, in hearts, his love and courage will remain. BY NICK KALVIN____________________Naples NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT C7 YSAGUIRRE

PAGE 64 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYC8 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 NAPLES Also try our traditional Italian dishesfeaturing CHICKEN PARMIGIANA, SPAGHETTI WITH MEATBALLS, CHEESE MANICOTTI, MOZZARELLA CAPRESE and many more! LOBSTER SPECIALS Summer Lobster Ravioli series together After we do enough, people will instantly recognize our books. Were one of the few not doing photographs and were not using the kind of stereotypical images used on these covers. Overall, Mr. Johnson says, hes pleased with the launch. The series is doing well. And the company offers a yearly deal to lovers of crime novels: 12 books a year, one a month, mailed out 30 days in advance of the publishing date, for $100 a year. Weve had a lot of takers, he says. Theres plenty of evidence that Americans really dont care where a book comes from or what the authors name is: If its a good book, theyre going to read it, he says. I think the response to our crime series shows an interest in other places, other kinds of people and other cultures. A lot of people read crime books like travel literature; they want to experience an armchair vacation Manuel Vazquez Montalbans character always talks about what hes eating. Hes a gourmand, always going to restaurants, cooking, talking about the food. The author also wrote cookbooks, as if written by his character, Mr. Johnson adds. As the series grows, Mr. Johnson is looking to Africa, Asia and South America for more mystery writers. Theres a big world of things waiting to be found out, he says. far, the publisher has released approximat el y 20 titles in the series. The list is growing fast, Mr. Johnson says. We do a lot of translated work; Im well-read in European literature. Every now and then I come across a crime novel that seems like a Melville House book to me, and not like the crime fiction other houses are doing. As an example, he points to Manuel Vazquez Montalban, a writer from Barcelona, Spain. Melville House will publish his books in Spring 2012. While most are set in Spain, Mr. Montalbans protagonist also travels to other Spanish-speaking countries. The crime always grows out of politics, Mr. Johnson says. For example, hes in Barcelona, the hotbed of the Spanish Civil War, so a lot of his books are somehow rooted in the war: Your father was a Communist, my father was a Fascist. And the crime emanates out of that situation. I find these books really interesting. Theyre not only whodunits, but also interesting history lessons, interesting discussion of politics, theyre very smart books in addition to having a lot of action. Its also true of most of the books weve done in the series. Mr. Johnson plans on publishing five of Mr. Montalbans books. Also included in the series are a number of books by German writer Jakob Arjouni, whose detective, Kemal Kayankaya, is a Turkish immigrant in Germany. In Germany there are a couple of generations of Turkish immigrants, so theres racism, Mr. Johnson explains. Its like the American southwest, white Americans vs. Mexicans. There are immigration politics. The books take place in the aftermath of the Bosnian wars, so there are a lot of former soldiers dont know what to do with themselves. These are stories steeped in very modern political situations. Theyre not just somebody got mad and killed their husband; theyre all very complicated and very involving on several levels. Audrey Kurkovs book, Death and the Penguin, revolves around Vicktor, an out-of-work writer in Kiev whose only friend is Misha, a penguin he rescued from the local zoo. When hired to write obituaries of local dignitaries obituaries written in advance so the newspaper will be ready when someone ARTS COMMENTARY Melville Houses International Crime series publishes books from all over the world Germany, Israel, Ukraine, Africa, France, Spain. Everywhere but Sweden. We do have one rule: no Swedish writers, says publisher Dennis Johnson. Im joking, he hastens to clarify. But, he acknowledges, all the other publishers are looking for Swedish mysteries. Everybodys doing them, he says. So hes not looking. Thats not to say he wouldnt buy one if he came across something that grabbed his interest. Its really picked over, he says. Were trying not to do what everybody else is doing. Were trying to do it differently, and not be part of the same old-same old. Thats the only way we can compete in a world with all these giants. In an industry full of publishing Goliaths, Melville House Publishing, based in Brooklyn, N.Y., could definitely be considered a David. Its an independent publishing house born out of the book blog MobyLives. Mr. Johnsons not a big crime reader, but admires what he calls classic American stuff: Chandler, Hammett and Cain, the holy trilogy of the founding fathers of noir. I think the crime genre is the one genre that can attract people who like serious literature, he says. People who like to read Tolstoy dont want to read science fiction or romance, but the idea of crime doesnt put them off. Dostoyevsky wrote crime novels. Theres more potential for the genre than most crime publishers are doing. We dont think we need to publish to the lowest common denominator; our books are very smart. They have all the interesting suspense of a crime book and yet you can learn some history, learn some politics, really get into another culture in a very deep way through these books. Thats something that really pleases me to publish. The Melville House International Crime series began in Fall 2010; so f m s w n nancySTETSON A world of crimedies he realizes that the people hes writing about are actually dying soon after he pens their obituary. Death and the Penguin was reviewed positively in The New York Times and The Cleveland Plain Dealer and was also a best-seller on Amazon.I feel these books keep to the original noir genre created by those great California writers (Raymond Chandler, Dashiell Hammett and James Cain), Mr. Johnson says. They were very literary writers, and writing out of the politics of the moment. The stories were rooted in the Depression, in the politics of the time, a desperate economic moment in our countrys history.Its a very political genre. The commercial stuff can have hints of that and be very gritty, but it doesnt seem to be telling a story of the moment like those great books. Those are the kind of books Im looking for. Theyre not just commercial entertainments. The publishing companys art director, Christopher King, came up with the idea to make the covers look like posters for Hitchcock movies. Were really trying to break the mold and look different with the books, Mr. Johnson says. We came up with a look for each writer within the series. For example, all the books by Jakob Arjourni, the German writer, (designed by Kelly Blair), are a bright color with a single illustration a knife, a person running away on a color field. All the books for each writer will look similar, and all the books in the entire series will look as they belong to the same family. We hope that overall, people will realize that there is some kind of thing linking the wri t y w i l mes tell t ers reall boo k wa n


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PAGE 66 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYC10 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 SEE ANSWERS, C9 SEE ANSWERS, C9011 King Features Synd., Inc. World rights reserved. 011 King Features Synd., Inc. World rights reserved.FLORIDA WEEKLY PUZZLES HOROSCOPES A PLUS By Linda Thistle LEO (July 23 to August 22) Good new s: A trusted friend comes through for you. But you still need to shed that last scrap of self-doubt and once more become the cool, confident Cat we all know and love. VIRGO (August 23 to Sept ember 2 2) Things should be getting back to a less hectic pace. Enjoy the more peaceful atmosphere. You earned it. But dont forget about those still-unresolved issues. LIBRA (September 23 to October 2 2) A more positive family relationship develops as misunderstandings are explained away. A job situation appears promising, but check it out before you act on it. SCORPIO (October 23 to N o vember 2) Congratulations. That on-the-job situation is working out as youd hoped. Nows a good time to relax and to enjoy the company of family and close friends. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 t o Dec ember 21) You might feel as if youre caught in an emotional tug-of-war. But dont be rushed into a decision on either side. Wait for more facts before you act. CAPRICORN (December 22 t o J anuary 19) The Goats usually high level of self-confidence is brimming over these days. This should help you deal with a situation that youve avoided for far too long. Go for it. AQUARIUS (January 20 to F e bruary 18) Relationships become more intense. But be careful not to be pushed into decisions youre not comfortable with. Remember: Youre the one in charge of your life. PISCES (February 19 to March 20) Y ou need t o show more confidence in your ability to reach your goals. Make that long-delayed decision, and avoid floundering around in a sea of self-doubt. ARIES (March 21 to April 19) A tr oubling situation tak es a positive turn and moves toward a resolution that should please you and your supporters. Meanwhile, make time to deal with new domestic issues. TAURUS (April 30 to May 20) I t s a good time to reassess your goals and consider shifting directions. Remember to keep an open mind, and be prepared to make changes as new opportunities arise. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) R el y on your strong Mercury aspect to help you close that communication gap before it becomes too wide to cross. A sibling or other family member has news. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Y ou re about to get off that emotional roller coaster and start experiencing more stability than youve been used to. This is a good time to let someone new into your life. BORN THIS WEEK: Although y ou appear t o be strongly opinionated, you can also be open to other ideas so long as they are presented with logic and clarity.Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row across, each column down and each small 9-box square contains all of the numbers from one to nine.Sponsored By: Moderate Challenging ExpertPuzzle Difficulty this week:


NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 C11 The body-switching comedy (Freaky Friday, Vice Versa) is a subgenre we dont see very often, largely because these movies have limited potential for creativity. The Change-Up is no different than the rest: It features the standard mystical transformation, awkward moments as one person tries to be another, and a predictable ending we all expect.But you know what? Its funny. Raunchier than expected (baby poop flies in Jason Batemans face in the opening scene), no doubt, but never too crass or disgusting. This is a film that easily couldve been terrible but that actually makes for a fun night out.Mitch (Ryan Reynolds) and Dave (Jason Bateman) have been friends since third grade, but now their lives couldnt be more different. Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband to Jamie (Leslie Mann) and a father of three. In contrast, Mitch is a single, quasi-employed actor who has never met a bong he wouldnt hit. For each, the grass is greener on the other side. Understandable. After a drunken night out together, they urinate in a park fountain and wake the next morning each trapped inside the others body. Now Mitch, in Daves body, has to pick up the kids and close an important deal at work, whereas Dave, in Mitchs body, needs to act in a soft-core porno film and maintain Mitchs delinquent image. Of course, they find that the others life really isnt that great: Dave learns Mitch isnt quite the playboy he thinks he is, and the joys of marriage, money and fatherhood arent as enjoyable for Dave as Mitch believed. What makes the movie work is the chemistry between Mr. Bateman and Mr. Reynolds. Their characters bicker like old friends do, making it appropriately creepy that they now so intimately know the others body. Mr. Bateman, who usually plays a buttoned-up, know-it-all square, nicely lets loose and has a lot of fun during his Mitch moments. And Mr. Reynolds, who wowed us with a stellar dramatic turn in Buried last year and easily shifts between romantic comedies (The Proposal) and action (Green Lantern), is more foul-mouthed and despicable as Mitch than weve ever seen him before. Mitch might use the f-word repeatedly, but Mr. Reynolds makes him likeable and vulnerable, particularly when Mitch meets with his disapproving dad (Alan Arkin). Director David Dobkin (Wedding Crashers) paces the film well and makes the most of the script by The Hangover scribes Jon Lucas and Scott Moore. Most importantly, the story grows organically, makes sense and never feels forced. For example, knowing that Dave has a crush on co-worker Sabrina (Olivia Wilde) means it wouldve been very easy for Mitch, while in Daves body, to try to seduce her. At least Daves body could sleep with her even if he cant. Instead, Dave (as Mitch) gets to take Sabrina on a date and thereby fulfill the wild oats he desires to sow by being away from the responsibility of family. Its a nice scene that comes late in the story and feels genuine something many comedies struggle to achieve. The Change-Up probably doesnt set the gold standard for body-switching comedies, but its smart and funny and warm, which is everything it should be. Dan Hudak is the chairman of the Florida Film Critics Circle and a nationally syndicated film critic. You can e-mail him at and read more of his work at & Aliens (Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig, Olivia Wilde) In the Old West, a thief (Mr. Craig) and a cattle rancher (Mr. Ford) team up to stop aliens from kidnapping their townspeople and stealing their gold. Thats right: The aliens care about gold. What a joyless, life-suffocating, cross-genre mess this is. Not only that, its boring beyond belief. Rated PG-13.The Smurfs (Neil Patrick Harris, Hank Azaria, Sofia Vergara) Evil wizard Gargamel (Mr. Azaria) chases the tiny blue Smurfs from their enchanted village and they all end up in New York City, where the Smurfs befriend a loving couple (Mr. Harris, Jayma Mays) about to have a baby. The animated Smurfs mesh well with the real world, but its all so cutesy that this is strictly for kids. Rated PG.Crazy, Stupid, Love (Steve Carell, Julianne Moore, Ryan Gosling) After his wife (Ms. Moore) tells him she wants a divorce, a father (Mr. Carell) gets advice from a lothario (Mr. Gosling) and becomes a surprising ladies man. Theres also a love story involving Mr. Goslings Jacob and an aspiring lawyer named Hannah (Emma Stone), but herein lies the movies biggest problem: The love entanglements of older and younger generations dont complement one another, and the movie isnt funny enough to keep us entertained in spite of its narrative flaws. Rated PG-13. 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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 C23 And luxuriate in an inviting and welcoming boutique hotel in the heart of Downtown Naples. With 87 elegantly appointed rooms and suites, an intimate spa, inspired dining at Trulucks, lively McCabes Irish Pub & Grill, just steps from the beaches and everywhere you want to be.This summer, enjoy Florida resident rates from as low as$99/night. Ask about our Loyal Treatment summer rewards program. fth avenue south699 fth avenue south, naples, orida 34102 888.403.8778 | 239.403.8777 | authenticallynaples. distinctivelydowntown. staycentered NONPROFIT NEWS The second annual Thinking Outside the Box seminar is set for 9 a.m. to noon Thursday, Aug. 25, in in the Community Room at the Naples Daily News. The free program offers creative suggestions for thinking about fundraising, donors, boards, media, community alliances, volunteer appreciation and more. Guest speakers are: Sue Huff, owner of E. Sue Huff & Associates; Scott Robertson of Scott Robertson Auctioneers; Paul Kessen, president of Allegra of Naples; Karl Salath, director of institutional advancement at Seacrest Country Day School; Penny Moore of the Naples Daily News; and Kelly Capolino, a Naples real estate agent and the founder of the Diamond Volunteer Program.For reservations or more information, e-mail The Community Foundation of Collier County presents Understanding Collier County: Helping Nonprofits Plan for the Future from 8:30-11 a.m. Thursday, Oct. 6, at the Rookery Bay National Estuarine Research Reserve, 300 Tower Road. The workshop will help nonprofit organizations visualize and plan for changes that could occur in the county over the next five years. Attendees will hear statistics, trends, projections and expert opinion about several areas, including planning and growth, residents and visitors, legislative issues and the economy. Guest speakers include County Manager Leo Ochs; Jack Wert, director of the Collier County Convention & Visitors Bureau; Tim Cartwright, chairman-elect of the Collier county Economic Development Council; and Norm Feder and Nick Casalanguida from the countys Growth Management Division. Registration is $25 per person. Costco Naples will provide refreshments. Sign up with the Community Foundation of Collier County at For the fourth year, the United Way of Collier County has awarded a $20,000 grant to Edison State College for its Project HOPE (Help One Person Excel) Scholarship Program. Starting with studetns in the ninth grade, Project HOPE offers first-generation, at-risk students mentoring and tutoring, leadership training and financial assistance with college to ensure their academic success.The United Way grant will help pay for a part-time instructional assistant, school supplies, enrichment workshops and more. Focusing on new ways of thinking Visualizing and planning for the future United Way helps HOPE thrive at Edison


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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT C25 1 1 1 1 1 1 8 8 8 8 8 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 K K K K K K W W W W W W E E E E E E 7 7 7 7 7 7 2 2 2 2 2 2 5 5 5 5 5 5 9 9 9 9 9 9 ww ww w w. se se k ak ak ey ey we we t st st ex ex pr pr es es s s. co co m m Reasons to VISIT KEY WEST August 12th KEY WEST LOBSTER FESTFestivities include Fridays Lobsterfest Duval Crawl, Street Fair and FREE concert Saturday, and Sunday Lobster Brunch.August 17th SHOWCASE OF KEY WEST BUSINESSES TRADE SHOWAugust 18th TROPICAL HEATAugust 27th 2ND ANNUAL SUMMER JAMFeaturing Howard Livingston and the MM 24 Band at the Key West Harbour Yacht ClubSeptember 2nd 2ND ANNUAL KEY WEST BREWFEST $ 5 OFFFull Fare Roundtrip AdultCannot be combined with other offers Naples International Film Festival at Silverspot CinemaFLORIDA WEEKLY SOCIETY We take more society and networking photos at area events than we can t in the newspaper. So, if you think we missed you or one of your friends, go to www. and view the photo albums from the many events we cover. You can purchase any of the photos too. Send us your society and networking photos. Include the names of everyone in the picture. E-mail them to society@ 1. Jean Pikus and Evelyn Cannata 2. Susanne Kuhn, Aline Bailey, Naomi Rosen and Madeleine Michaels 3. Sam and Amy Saad 4. Evelyn Cannata, Rowan Samuel, Denise Samuel and Tamela OBrien 5. Lisa Lipman, Jennifer Kozlowsky and Meredith Frankel 6. Rainer Fulthaut, Juergen Mross and Rowan Samuel 7. Nancy Mooney and Eleanor Mooney 8. Sandy and Sandy Cohen 9. Kathleen Silverman and Judy Herzog 10. Eric and Trisha Borges, the evenings sponsors 1 6 9 7 8 5 3 4 2 10MARLA OTTENSTEIN / FLORIDA WEEKLY

PAGE 82 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYC26 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 *Rates are in US dollars, per person, based on double occupancy and subject to availability Government taxes and fees are additional. A non-refundable and non-transferable deposit is required at the time of booking. No name changes are allowed. Restrictions apply. Request Early Saver. Ships Registry: The Bahamas and Panama. Carnival reserves the right to re-instate the fuel supplement for all guests at up to $9 per person per day if the NYMEX oil price exceeds $70 per barrel.4 Convenient Locations to Serve You!www.cinaples.comPelican Bay 597-6700 Get-Away Club 597-2961 Village Walk 514-2047 Verona Walk 430-1254 Enjoy a lively Fun Filled Cruise. Or, just take it Breezy. Experience Carnival and dont be surprised if your vocabulary is reduced to OOHS and AAHS. 6 Day Caribbean SailingsRoundtrip from Miami to Key West, Grand Cayman & Ochos Rios Rates from $399*8 Day Caribbean Sailings Roundtrip from Miami to Nassau, Grand Turk, Falmouth & Grand Cayman Rates from $579*Europe Carnivals newest Fun Ship, Carnival BreezeSM will debut in June of 2012 and o er various 12 Day Mediterranean Cruises thru October 25, 2012. Roundtrip from Barcelona ~ Rates from $1049* Livorno (Florence/Pisa), Civitavecchia (Rome), Naples, Dubrovnik, Venice & Messina AVacation sure to please the whole family! Key to ratings Superb Noteworthy Good Fair Poor Here are some capsule summaries of previous reviews: Chrissys at Bayfront, 369 Bayfront Place, Naples; 353-4444 Veteran restaurateur Chrissy Bianchi offers omelets, pancakes, Panini and such for breakfast and lunch in a sparkling waterfront setting. Dine inside or out on items such as smoked salmon Benedict, tenderloin and mushroom omelet and banana Foster French toast. The meat in the omelet was on the chewy side, but the smoked salmon Benedict was a refreshing variation on the standard. The standout of the meal was the bananas Foster French toast, featuring thick-sliced challah sauted to a fluffy golden brown and topped with chunks of ripe banana, sauce and whipped cream. The place was busy and service a bit on the choppy side, but the setting is so lovely that staying a little longer didnt prove a hardship. Soft drinks available.Food: Service: Atmosphere: Reviewed March 2011The Fish House, 4685 Bonita Beach Road, Bonita Springs; 495-5770 Dont judge this one by the weatherworn face it presents to Bonita Beach Road. Whats beyond the ho-hum faade is a fetching view of the tranquil back bay waters, an ultra-casual atmosphere, cheerful servers and a simple, wellexecuted menu. If you like your seafood good straightforwardly grilled, broiled, blackened or fried then paired with homey sides like hush puppies, fries and slaw, theres plenty to like here. I particularly like that the menu indicates heart-healthy dishes. I can recommend the steamed clams, the coconut shrimp basket and, my personal favorite, grouper tacos. The Jamaican jerk tuna was good, too, lightly grilled so the interior was rare but with a lively assortment of seasonings forming the crust. Homemade Key lime pie wasnt bad either. Service was good throughout the meal. Full bar.Food: Service: Atmosphere: Reviewed June 2011Mimis Cooking, Orange Pine Plaza, 2099 Pine Ridge Road, Naples; 566-2275Theres no bad time to visit Mimis, but the slow summer season means there likely wont be a crush of people there, leaving the staff to lavish its wonderful service and great food on you. The intimate dining room has the charming ambience of a Parisian caf, and the kitchen serves up food to match. Both the classic bouillabaisse and coq au vin were flawless, as were appetizers of endive salad with spinach, Roquefort cheese chunks and sesame dressing and organic carrot and ginger soup. Portions are realistically sized, just right for a single sitting. Dont miss dessert. We shared an outstanding warm apple tarte tatin with whipped cream. Service was efficient and warm. Beer and wine served.Food: Service: Atmosphere: Reviewed June 2011Omei Chinese Cuisine, 14700 Tamiami Trail, Naples; 254-8973 Lovers of authentic Chinese food finally have a place in which to celebrate a widely misunderstood cuisine. Mark and Mary Cheng bring an elegant new standard to the region with their exceptional food and service. Youll find no egg foo yung or crab Rangoon on this menu, just imaginative, artfully plated real Chinese food. Never mind the name: Order the salted pepper calamari, which consists of tender tubes of squid fried to perfection and topped with toasted garlic and onion. The Peking duck is always available and well worth ordering. Chilean sea bass with two sauces hearty black bean and delicate garlic was terrific, as were the mango prawns, with sweet mangoes and hot red peppers topped with pine nuts. Service was as polished as the cuisine. Full bar. Food: Service: Atmosphere: Reviewed May 2010Sea Salt, 1186 Third St. S., Naples; 434-7258 Chef Fabrizio Aielli was the darling of the Washington, D.C., political elite before he and his wife, Ingrid, decided to head south. And so was born Sea Salt. No expense has been spared in the chic, modern dcor, the voluminous wine list or the painstakingly prepared food. Curry coconut black mussels and a salad of red and gold beets with mache and pecan-crusted goat cheese were excellent starters, although those with a taste for carpaccio, raw oysters or meats and cheeses will find suitable options as well. The menu changes regularly so some dishes arent going to be available but the limoncello-marinated salmon with green lentil mustard sauce, as well as the wild halibut and veal osso buco ravioli were outstanding. Desserts include housemade gelato and a sushi-style menu of Norman Love chocolates. The pistachio gelato with tomato marmalade was rich and velvety, the tiny almond linzer torte three bites of bliss. Our pair of servers were true professionals, adding polish to an excellent meal. Full bar.Food: Service: Atmosphere: Reviewed February 2009 PAST REPASTS it s won d er f u l y ou. 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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF AUGUST 11-17, 2011 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT C27 Have a meal at Bayside Seafood Grill & Bar and theres no doubt youll savor the panoramic views of Venetian Bay, the lovely sky above and the dramatically designed homes that flank it. After a major renovation last year, both the bar downstairs and the more formal grill upstairs are vastly enhanced contemporary spaces in which customers dine and drink in style. Large windows, artful lighting and comfortable furniture create a pleasurable spot in which to socialize. A recent dinner in the upstairs grill was my first since the renovation. From an aesthetic view, Bayside has improved significantly. In terms of food and service, theres still work to be done. The menu focuses on seafood, with a wide range of preparations. One of the features I like best is the wealth of small plates available 13 plus five salads, making it easy to dine lightly on two or three of these rather than a full-sized entre. (The bar downstairs also offers a nice assortment of starters along with a few sandwiches and full-sized entrees that are slightly less expensive than their upstairs kin.) Things started promisingly enough. Our server delivered a well-chilled bottle of Chateau DEsclans Whispering Angel 2009 rose, a crisp, dry vintage that will appeal to those who prefer a minimum of fruit aromas and flavors in their wine. Warm, chewy rolls and sweet butter arrived shortly thereafter, followed by appetizers of blue crab spring rolls ($14.95) and a crispy iceberg wedge ($10.95). Both dishes were attractively plated. Two hot, crisp spring rolls possessed excellent crab flavor that was complemented by sweet and spicy red Thai chili sauce, a mound of wakame and slices of pickled ginger. Simple but elegant, the salad consisted of a good-sized wedge of iceberg lettuce topped with diced tomatoes, crumbled bacon and chunky Maytag blue cheese dressing. To go along with his appetizer, my companion chose an Asian-style entre of miso-glazed pan-seared sea bass ($34.95). I headed for a French classic, bouillabaisse ($34.95). Both dishes looked appealing enough when the server delivered them. The sea bass fillet was thick and meaty, resting on an equally generous portion of lobster mashed potatoes, topped with a dollop of wakame and a side of shoestring vegetables. The fish was properly cooked with what appeared to be more of the red Thai chili sauce that had graced the spring rolls. Had the menu indicated what sauce was served with the sea bass, we might have ordered something else to avoid the repetition. The lobster mashed potatoes had just a couple of pieces of lobster (the tips of the claw, which have a thin, grainy end). Id expected more numerous, bite-sized chunks throughout the mound of potatoes, rather than a couple of large and less-thanchoice pieces. On the plus side, the veggies a mix of carrots, yellow squash and zucchini were tender-crisp and lightly seasoned. The bouillabaisse was the low point of the meal. The large bowl was filled with shrimp, mussels, clams, fish and lobster (more claw tips) all nestled in what was described as a tomato-saffron broth. The saffron was evident, but the broth was overpoweringly sweet and lacked the complexity of this traditionally herb-laden dish. I could taste no garlic or seasoning of any kind beneath the cloying sweetness. The flat broth imparted no flavor to the seafood, rendering it bland and lifeless as well. I ate no more than a third of this disappointing dish. When the server came to clear our plates, he picked up the almost full bowl without a word, never asking if I wanted it boxed or whether there was something wrong with the dish. For dessert, we shared a piece of Emilys warm chocolate cake ($9.95). Considering the speed with which it arrived at the table, Im assuming it was microwaved. It was barely warm, light on chocolate flavor and would have been dry without the whipped cream and chocolate sauce that came with it. This was not a dessert worth $10.I expect to pay more to dine at a waterfront restaurant. Given the location, its reasonable to assume that the overhead is higher than average, so prices are, too. But the quality of the food ought to be better than this, especially considering the fact that there are competing establishments in the same complex that can meet the standard. The same applies to service. Although our server delivered courses in a timely fashion, he wasnt particularly attentive, even though the place was far from full. We wound up pouring our own wine and having to ask for refills on water. In most restaurants of this type, a manager stops by the table to find out how the meal is going. If there was a manager on duty, he or she wasnt working the room. Theres no question that the remodeling brought Baysides ambience up to par. Now the management needs to lavish the same effort on improving the food and service. karenFELDMAN food & wine CALENDAR Thursday, Aug. 11, 5-7 p.m., Bleu Pr ovence: Ross from all over the world are featured in this weeks tasting with hors doeuvres; $10 (credited to those who stay for dinner), 1234 Eighth St. S.; 261-8239. Thursday, Aug. 11, 5:30-7:30 p.m., ABC F ine W ine & Spirits: Join fellow wine lovers to taste up to 50 varieties along with hors doeuvres, receive a complimentary wine glass, chat with the stores wine experts and sample a cigar (outdoors); $10, 2755 E. Tamiami Trail; 775-6411. Thursday, Aug. 11, 6-7 p.m., Whole F oods: Enjoy light refreshments while discussing the elements of sake and sake cocktails, including the history of Japanese sake, info about premium imported Japanese sake, how its produced and understanding terminology and classifications; $5, Mercato; 5525100. Advanced registration required. Register online at lifestylecenter. Friday, Aug. 12, 6-7 p.m., Whole F oods: S tart the school year by learning how to make the best of school lunches as well as how to save money and the environment by packing lunch for school or work; $5, Mercato; 552-5100. Advanced registration required. Register at www. Saturday, Aug. 13, 9-11 a.m., Ridgw a y Bar & Grill: Chef/owner Tony Ridgway guides participants through the process of smelling and tasting morsels of cheese, discusses their flavor profiles then assists in pairing them with champagne, wine, beer and condiments; $55, 1300 Third St. S.; 262-5500 or visit www. Saturday, Aug. 13, 3-5 p.m., Whole F oods: Taste a variety of wines every Saturday in August; Chile is the featured country this week; free, Mercato; 552-5100. Wednesday, Aug. 17, 7 p.m., Angelina s Ristorante: The summer wine dinner series continues with wines from Frances right bank; $89, 24041 S. Tamiami Trail, Bonita Springs; 390-3187.Farmers markets Friday, 11 a.m.-2 p .m., the Government Complex farmers market, 3335 E. Tamiami Trail. Saturday, 7:30-11:30 a.m., T hird Street South, behind Tommy Bahamas between Third Street and Gordon Drive. Saturday, 8 a.m.-1 p .m., North Naples Green Market, 2320 Vanderbilt Beach Road behind Liberty Bank. Saturday, 7 a.m.-noon, the B onita Springs Lion s Club farm market, The Promenade, 26851 South Bay Drive, Bonita Springs. Sunday, 8 a.m.-noon, F r eedom Park farmers market, 151 Golden Gate Parkway. Send items to cuisine@floridaweekly.comFLORIDA WEEKLY CUISINE Baysides a beauty, but not everything is as fabulous as the view Bayside Seafood Grill & Bar >> Hours: Lunch starts at 11:30 a.m. daily; dinner starts at 5:30 p.m. daily >> Reservations: Accepted >> Credit cards: Major cards accepted >> Price range: Appetizers, $6.95-$16.95; entrees, $22.95-$39.95 >> Beverages: Full bar >> Seating: Outside at the bar (upstairs) or at waterfront tables, indoors at conventional tables or at the downstairs bar >> Specialties of the house: Maine lobster bisque, blue crab spring rolls, escargot in puff pastry, crispy mahi-mahi, Bell & Evans chicken breast, let mignon, grilled sea scallops >> Volume: Moderate >> Parking: Free lot>> Web site: www.baysideseafoodgrillandbar.comRatings: Food: Service: Atmosphere: 4270 Gulfshore Blvd., The Village on Venetian Bay; 649-5552SuperbNoteworthyGoodFairPoor In the know the Gov r s market Thid KAREN FELDMAN / FLORIDA WEEKLYIceberg lettuce topped with tomatoes, bacon and Maytag blue cheese dressing is a simple, fresh starter. Blue crab spring rolls get a flavor boost from red Thai chili sauce, wakame and pickled ginger. Miso-glazed, pan seared sea bass is served with lobster mashed potatoes and shoestring veggies.Emilys warm chocolate cake comes with whipped cream, chocolate sauce and fresh berries. omainthesamecomple x ma o th. o n in the same comple x th at c an m ee t t h e s tan da rd The sam e Em i lys w arm chocola t e ca ke comes w ith whi pp ed crea m, c h oco l ate sauce and fresh berries om om ro ff r ed excellent crab m ha k gi nt a e de sc ribed t sc ri be d as a t o ed excellent crab m ented b y a i chi li ame i nt des scribed as a to scribed as a to to s af f r o n b Th e s a f Bouillabaisse had lots of fresh seafood, but the broth needed seasoning.