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OPINION A4 HEALTHY LIVING A20 PETS A22 INVESTING A23 BUSINESS A24 REAL ESTATE B1 ARTS C1 CALENDAR C6-7 COLLECTING C8-9 PUZZLES C14 SOCIETY C22-23 CUISINE C27 PRSRT STD U.S. POSTAGE PAID FORT MYERS, FL PERMIT NO. 715 Download our FREE App todayAvailable on the iTunes and Android App Store.www.FloridaWeekly.comWEEK OF SEPTEMBER 27-OCTOBER 3, 2018 BY ROGER WILLIAMSrwilliams@ oridaweekly.com BusinessCarriers add new destination cities at South Florida airports. A24 NetworkingBonita Chamber Foundation presents endowment check to FGCU. A27 Arts & EntertainmentA trio of local acts you should not miss. C1 InvestingHold off on buying marijuana stocks those highs are an illusion. A23 Heres a simple problem: A business needs a machinist, one who can use computer models to build a product. When it advertises the position in the region no one applies, so it has to search, locate and hire from outside the area. The new employee moves his family to Southwest Florida, works a year, and decides to return home, quitting his job. The same thing happens (and used to happen a lot more) for certain jobs in health care, the construction trades or others companies spend significant money recruiting outside the area to find employees. Those workers are less likely to remain a permanent part of the fabric here than employees with the necessary skills who have roots in the region, who will stay to contribute their incomes and taxes to a more stable and robust economy. And heres a solution already underway, as new data in the sixth annual Regional Workforce Study on industries, occupations, employment gaps and future job growth shows, says Tessa LeSage, director of Social Innovation and Sustainability at the Southwest Florida Community Foundation: Connect all of the regions univer-Southwest Florida adjusting to needs of labor marketSEE LABOR, A14 The joke is on you this issue so laugh ... E HAVE COME AGAIN TO AN ELECTION Its a sobering time. We must listen to the nations finest commentators and political analysts. We must soned, fair-minded news reports. These reports deliver all of the facts some of course of action, only one way forward to that fateful day, Tuesday, Nov. 6, 2018: We must now We figure you can get plenty of the substanWe asked people whose names you may recogWant a good laugh? W AGAIN TO AN ELECTION AGAIN TO AN ELECTION ng time. We must ng time. We must ions finest commenions finest commencal ana ly sts. We must cal ana ly sts. We must d news reports. The se d news reports. These f the facts some of f the facts some of y forward to that y forward to that 018: We must now 018: We must now y of the substany of the substans you may recogs you may recogso l au gh .. E H E H It It isten isten tors tors soned, f sone d, f reports d reports d li li tat tat c c fa fa THE 2018 FLORIDA WEEKLY JOKES EDITION W W We We W W W W Vol. X, No. 49 FREE

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A2 NEWS WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY COMMENTARYGreat leadershipIts been eight years since Gov. Rick Scott took up the mantle of leadership in my state eight beautiful years of the early 21st century that have banged on by like a fast train, 2010 to 2018. R.I.P., sweet days. And now Gov. Scott is aimed at the United States Senate like a loosed arrow that will either hit its target or not in fewer than 40 days. You have until Oct. 9 to make that happen one way or another, by registering to vote. What an extraordinary change hes wrought for Floridians this decade, even just on my road alone a dead-ender populated by people, cows, a creek, a lot of woods and a herd of pickups. Here, 50-year-old palmettos and 150-year-old live oaks encircle us all, standing in awe of the Sunshine Staters weve become. Gov. Scott has so profoundly inspired us, as great leaders do George Washington, Mahatma Gandhi, Chesty Puller and Martin Luther King Jr. all come to mind that we no longer litter on my road. And neither do a lot of other people both east and west of Lake Okeechobee. No sir, we get rid of our stuff (urban runoff, septic run-off, agricultural run-off, big-development run-off) in appropriate, Gov. Scott-approved trash dumps, like the Caloosahatchee or the St. Lucie rivers. Gov. Scott has allowed us to do that for some time now, ever since he stiff-armed the federal Environmental Protection Agency, preventing clean water regulations from being enforced in Florida, and ever since he amputated the states Department of Community Affairs, which used to check every big development proposal in Florida to make sure the plan wouldnt ruin water or destroy wetlands that protect the rest of us, before permitting it. Gone. Tossed in the boneyard courtesy of the governor. Weve become more peaceful, too, under his leadership at least out here in the country. We no longer shoot up the woods near our houses, every day. Now were on a three-times-a-week schedule, near as I can figure. Not because weve lost our taste for the sharp pop of semiautomatic weapons morning and evening or that bracing smell of (not just orange blossoms from nearby groves) cordite; we havent. But simply because now, we can wander all over the state with our weapons of choice, and we know it. And we can shoot anybody we please using AR-15s or Glock handguns equipped with high capacity magazines, too, as long as we just call it Stand Your Ground. Thank you, Gov. Scott. The liberals can have other programs for their ground somewhere else, like California plowing your ground, or planting your ground, or weeding your ground (take your choice of meanings, in California) or harvesting your ground, perhaps but not here. Here, the governor has unequivocally supported Stand Your Ground, like most of his fellow Republican legislators. Thats leadership. As long as Marion Hammer says it is. Shes the NRA lobbyist, a former president of the NRA, instrumental in creating Stand Your Ground laws in Florida and elsewhere. She even got to participate in both Senate and House committee meetings following the Valentines Day tragedy at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. She had to show up in person to make sure those survivors couldnt reach the hearts of Republican legislators when the stricken students begged them to do something, like outlaw high-capacity magazines. Those men and women looked like deer in the headlights until she tightened their resolve. You want to get rid of highcapacity magazines and restrict them to 10 rounds or less? Youre a pinko, socialist lefty. You hate the Second Amendment. And whats more, if Marion says youre a pinko, socialist lefty and you hate the second A., youll never get elected again in this state, whether its true or not. Gov. Scott, I once learned, wears cowboy boots made by the same Texas bootmaker who handcrafts boots for George W. Bush, Rick Perry and other notable elephants. If my neighbors knew that and wanted to fork over the significant cash required to get such a pair of boots, theyd probably order them, too. As it is, however, there are other ways they can follow the leader: just shutting up about climate change, for example. Out here in the country, off the beaches and far from communities where king tides and flooding are becoming increasingly common and costly, many of us recognize that Gov. Scotts seemingly oddball order to state employees never to use the term climate change was delivered merely to protect our children from nightmares. Its because hes a kind-hearted, very nice guy. We all know that. Just as kids used to have nightmares when they thought the Soviets were going to nuke their elementary schools, children today envision floods or fires sweeping through their homes because of climate change. And what great leader would want children to suffer such fears? Not Gov. Scott. If we just dont mention climate change, the children wont know. Neither will business investors in Florida or coastal homebuyers. Thank you, again, sir. How else has the governor helped us prepare for the future, like every great leader? The ways are too numerous to list here, but let me name one. The governor seized the day after Donald Trumps election to the White House two years ago and virtually hand-picked his successor, another Trump lover, U.S. Rep. Ron DeSantis. Now thats some leadership for you. Rep. DeSantis even builds Trump-style walls out of play blocks in his living room with his children, weve learned. Wouldnt it be great to have four more years of such a governor in Tallahassee, to follow Gov. Scotts model of great leadership? roger WILLIAMSrwilliams@floridaweekly.com

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A4 NEWS WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY PublisherShelley Hobbsshobbs@floridaweekly.comEditorRobbie Spencerrspencer@floridaweekly.comReporters & ColumnistsEric Bretan Stephanie Davis Kristine Gill Jerry Greenfield Dan Hudak Phil Jason Myles Kornblatt Lindsey Nesmith Scott Simmons Drew Sterwald Nancy Stetson Evan Williams Roger WilliamsPhotographersPeggy Farren Tim Gibbons Vandy Major Bernadette La Paglia Charlie McDonald Bob Raymond Ivan SeligmanCopy EditorCathy CottrillFood & Wine EditorKaren Feldmankfeldman@floridaweekly.comPresentation EditorEric Raddatzeraddatz@floridaweekly.comProduction ManagerAlisa Bowmanabowman@floridaweekly.comGraphic DesignersMeg Roloff Chris Andruskiewicz Paul Heinrich Scott Sleeper Circulation SupervisorTara Rosheimtara.rosheim@floridaweekly.com Circulation Field DriverTom HumphreyAccount ExecutivesCori Higginschiggins@floridaweekly.comLexi Marklelexi.markle@floridaweekly.comNicole Ryannryan@floridaweekly.comAdam Schonberg aschonberg@floridaweekly.comSales and Marketing AssistantKatie BabkaOperations ManagerKelli CaricoPublished by Florida Media Group LLCPason Gaddis pgaddis@floridaweekly.com Jeffrey Cull jcull@floridaweekly.com Jim Dickerson jdickerson@floridaweekly.com Naples Florida Weekly 9051 Tamiami Trail North, Suite 202 Naples, Florida 34108 Phone 239.325.1960 Fax: 239.325.1964 Subscriptions:Copyright: The contents of the Florida Weekly are copyright 2018 by Florida Media Group, LLC. No portion may be reproduced without the express written consent of Florida Media Group, LLC.Call 239.325.1960 or visit us on the web at www.floridaweekly.com and click on subscribe today.One-year mailed subscriptions: $34.95 in-county$53.95 in-state $60.95 out-of-state OPINIONStinky cheeseThe human tragedy and cataclysmic damage of devastating storms like Florence, Harvey and Maria are natural disasters that mercifully divert the news emphasis, just for a while, from the unnatural disaster that is the American political system. I dont wish to be flippant about tragic and costly storms, so Ill spare you the glib analogies, other than to describe an American society that is being overwhelmed by floods of distrust. The destruction is not just the result of one man that is, the demagogic, grossly incapable Donald Trump. Instead, its an accumulation over the decades of amoral self-enrichment by those in power. It has obliterated any sense of community, the belief that we are all in this together. No longer do we trust our institutions or the people in charge of them. Thats fertile ground to someone like Trump, whose election was in large part due to millions of people being so angry at being defrauded that they were willing to take a chance on someone whos obviously unfit, just to spite the system that, in their minds, had betrayed them. Youd think those opposing him would have learned a lesson from how he took advantage of their hubristic paralysis. And some of them have. Unfortunately, its the wrong lesson: Some of the leading lights of the Democratic Party are dimming. Theyve clearly decided to play the same game as he does, to out-Trump Trump. Granted, Michelle Obamas When they go low, we go high remark was naive, at best. Still, with apologies to Michelle, be prepared to mud wrestle in the pigpen. However, When they get sleazy, dont be cheesy. Thats exactly what Sens. Cory Booker and Kamala Harris did. Theyve both been afflicted by the Democratic presidential bug and were out to make a name for themselves as they aggressively grilled Trumps Supreme Court wannabe Brett Kavanaugh. Booker was chomping at the bit at the hearing, and announced that he would risk expulsion from the Senate by publicly disclosing a confidential email. It turned out that he knew full well that the email had been cleared for public consumption. Cheesy. But no more so than Sen. Harris pathetically trying to intimidate a witness: Be careful with your answer, she said to Judge Kavanagh, before asking him if hed met with a Trump lawyer, which might have raised questions if she presented any evidence of wrong-doing. She did not. What she also did was quote Kavanaugh out of context on his abortion record, totally distorting what he had said. Not even cheesy. Velveeta maybe. Worst of all, the Democrats, namely Dianne Feinstein, really blew it when it came to handling make that mishandling the charge that Kavanaugh might have sexually assaulted a female student when they were both in high school in the 1980s. The accusations are murky and have only recently emerged, extremely late in Kavanaughs advise and consent process. The stakes are incredibly high. Supreme Court justices serve for life, so these serious accusations should have been thoroughly vetted long ago. Score another one for Democratic ineptitude, which is probably the main reason that Donald Trump and his fellow Republicans have any hope of staying in power to continue drowning this country. Bob Franken is an Emmy Awardwinning reporter who covered Washington for more than 20 years with CNN.Trump not benefiting from economic boomPresident Donald Trump is showing that its possible to preside over a period of peace and prosperity and still be notably unpopular. Over the past several months, Trump has opened even more of a wedge between the largely benign material conditions in the country and his own political standing, which is precarious and appears to be sliding backward. This isnt how its supposed to work. Republican politicos believed, reasonably enough, that last years tax cuts would stoke growth and create a good-news backdrop for Republicans in the midterms. The substantive part of this theory has worked swimmingly, with headlines about middle-class incomes increasing over $61,000 for the first time, blue-collar jobs growing at their fastest clip in 30 years, and small-business confidence reaching an all-time high. The only flaw is that the drumbeat of good news has coincided, lately, with a drop in Trumps numbers. In much of the recent polling, hes dipped back under 40 percent. He hasnt done this with any spectacular misstep. What Trump has done, predictably, week after week, is mess up the easy stuff. Its not hard through gritted teeth and insincerely, if necessary to say the appropriate things about an American hero upon his passing. Its not hard to limit your tweets on the morning of Sept. 11, for just a few hours, to the topic of the anniversary of the attacks. Its not hard to avoid attacking your own attorney general in public, in an escalating fashion meant to inflict the greatest possible humiliation. Its not hard to avoid throwing around the word TREASON loosely or to muse about changing the libel laws to exact retribution on your critics. Any president grapples with the fact that he cant control events; Trump grapples with the fact that he cant control himself. Its not as though any one thing the Stormy Daniels affair, the Cohen plea deal, the security-clearance controversy, the Omarosa book, etc., etc. is as consequential as its portrayed, but one damn thing after another adds up. Trump has an amazing ability, through the force of his personality and his mediagenic provocations, to blot out the sun. He wouldnt be president without this quality. Its just that, given the positive state of the country, less blotting and more sun are called for. Some caveats: Presidential popularity means something different in the age of Trump. He won election in 2016 with a favorable rating below 40 percent in many polls, so a return to that level may be less debilitating for him than prior presidents. Its not as though hes creating controversies in an otherwise placid environment. He is confronted with an inflamed opposition, an extremely hostile press corps and a wide-ranging, aggressive special counsel investigation. Finally, it is still possible that gardenvariety Republicans will find a way to distinguish themselves from Trump this year. All that said, business is booming, and yet the president who is presiding over the good times and signed the tax package that has boosted the recovery further isnt enjoying their full political benefit. An economic boom is a terrible thing to waste. Rich Lowry is editor of the National Review. rich LOWRYKing Features bob FRANKENKing Features

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A8 NEWS WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY An Irish priest was driving home when he was stopped for swerving. An officer walks up, notes an empty wine bottle on the passenger seat and says, Have you been drinking? The priest replies, No, just water tonight. Then why do I smell wine...? the officer counters. The priest looks at the bottle, then at the officer and says, Good Lord! Hes done it again!! Jason Maughan, attorney and Sanibel city council member A piece of string walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and asks the bartender for a beer. Sorry, we dont serve pieces of string, the bartender yelled to him. Get out of here! Disappointed and upset, the piece of string left the bar. He was still thirsty and was determined to sip a brew when an idea hit him. He tied himself in a knot and messed up his hair, then walked back into the bar, sat at the counter and asked for beer. Hey! Arent you that piece of string who I kicked out earlier? the bartender asked. The piece of string replied, Im a frayed knot. Jennifer Huber,tourism public relations manager Punta Gorda/ Englewood Beach Visitor & Convention Bureau Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Im OK, but I feel like Ive dyed a little inside. Victor Legarreta, actor, Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre, Fort Myers This duck goes up to a fruit stand and says, Got any grapes? The guy at the stand says, We dont serve ducks here, and we dont have any grapes. So the duck comes back the next day and says, Got any grapes? And the fruit stand owner says, I told you now, we dont serve ducks. But the next day the duck comes back. Got any grapes? And the fruit stand owner says, I swear if you ask me that again Im gonna nail your webbed feet to the floor. So the duck says, Got any nails? And the fruit stand owner admits, No. So the duck says, Got any grapes? Karen Schaeffer, general manager, Sweet Melissas Caf, Sanibel Island There was a doctor and every day after work hed stop by a bar to get an almond daiquiri. And Dick the bartender would have one ready every time he came in. One day he came in and Dick the bartender puts a drink in front of him. He takes a sip and says, Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick? And Dick says, No, its a hickory daiquiri, doc. Nadine, receptionist and office assistant, city of Bonita Springs What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine! What did the overly excited gardener do when spring finally arrived? He wet his plants! How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles! How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso! What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread? Lack toast intolerant! Rob Kircher, creator, producer and host of Great Neighborhood Cooks on FOX 4 Sundays at 10 a.m. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe. Why did the chef have to stop cooking? She ran out of thyme. What days do eggs hate the most? Fry Day. Lindsay Autry, finalist on Bravos Top Chef, and chef at The Regional Kitchen & Public House, West Palm Beach A woman takes her son to Coney Island Beach. As the young boy is playing in the water the tide pulls him out to sea. He begins to drown, flailing his arms. The woman seeing this frantically runs over to the lifeguard screaming Save my son! The lifeguard runs to the water, jumps in and swims out to the boy, bringing him back to shore. He then proceeds to give the boy mouth-tomouth resuscitation and finally the boy spits water out and breathes again. The mother says to the lifeguard, Thank you for saving my son, but he had a hat! Robert Cacioppo, theater director, Fort Myers Minnesotans tell jokes about Ole and Lena. Heres one: Ole calls the undertaker in Fergus Falls, Minnesota, and said, This is Ole Peterson. My wife, Lena, just died. The undertaker replied, Oh, Mr. Peterson, Im so sorry. Well be right over to pick her up. Where do you live? Ole said, I live at the end of Eucalyptus. Can you spell Eucalyptus, Mr. Peterson? asked the undertaker. Ole said, Let me just drag her over to Oak and you can pick her up there. Mike Martin, president, Florida Gulf Coast University I went up to the bar to get a couple of drinks. As I was waiting I overheard a guy near me bragging about all the people he knew. I know everybody, he said. He was going through a whole litany of names. There was no way he knew everyone. No way. Finally I heard him mention my wifes name. That was it, I could take no more. Sir, that is my wife. There is no way you know her. We have been together for 25 years. She has never mentioned you. To which he replied, Dont mean she dont know me. We talked a bit more and finally I said, OK. I will bet you she doesnt know you. He said, $1,000. Having had a few drinks, I replied, Fine, she is sitting at the table over there. The guy walked in front of me to the table. My wife looked up and shrieked, Leroy. She hugged him, they laughed. They talked for a while, reminiscing. He kept name dropping, which drove me crazy. I was out $1,000. The TV behind us had on a news update, something about the president. Leroy said, Man, Donny gets a bad rap all the time. I said, Donny? Wait, you know him too? Yeah, said Leroy. Donnys my man. We go way back. I know everybody. I couldnt take it again. I said, Leroy, the president will be at Mar-a-Largo tomorrow. I will drive you over there for double or nothing on that bet. OK, said Leroy. We arrived before the president did and waited outside the gates. Suddenly, as the presidential motorcade passed, the limo holding the president slammed on its brakes. The president hopped out and ran over. He hugged Leroy and shrieked, kind of like my wife had, as the two of them laughed with joy. The president eventually apologized that he had to go, but promised to fly Leroy to the White House for dinner with him and Melania. Mel missed him, he said. I stood there stunned. I was out $2,000. Leroy took me to the local caf for drinks. He knew the waitress, of course, and the cook, and all the patrons. Then the TV nearby showed a story on Pope Francis. Leroy smiled and said, Yep, I know him too. I thought about it. He had to be bluffing. He had to. I said, Leroy, I will use all the points on my credit card and fly us out to the Vatican, double or nothing. He said, OK. When we arrived at the Vatican there were thousands of people waiting for the Pope to come out and speak. We fought through the crowd to the front and waited. Eventually Leroy turned to me and said, How is the Pope gonna see me with all these people hanging around? Be right back. He left me alone. About 15 minutes later the Pope came out, with Leroy, their arms around each other, waving to the crowd. As the audience was cheering, the guy next to me asked, Whos that guy with Leroy? I lost $4,000 that day. Bill Taylor, founder and artistic director of Theatre Conspiracy, Fort Myers My favorite is stolen from Mitch Hedberg: I like escalators because they can never break. They can only become stairs. You wouldnt see an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only Escalator Temporarily Stairs, We Apologize for the convenience. Jonathan Foerster, community affairs director, Humane Society Naples The spit sink broke one morning at a dentists office, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, tinkered with the spit sink for 10 minutes, and handed the dentist a bill for $500. Clearly upset, the dentist said, This is crazy! Im a dentist and even I dont make $500 for 10 minutes work. The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, Neither did I when I was a dentist. Rand Hoch, retired workers compensation judge, labor mediation attorney and founder of the Palm Beach County Human Rights Council I dont approve of political jokes ... Ive seen too many of them get elected. Bill Barnett, Naples Mayor and Julie Seaver, CEO of Compass Community Center, Lake Worth Why did police arrest the man with sodium chloride and a nine-volt? He was wanted for a salt and battery. Chief Stephanie Spell, Collier County Sheriffs Office A group of artists is invited to dinner by a famous chef. In greeting the photographer, the chef comments, I love your photos. Theyre wonderful. You must have a very expensive camera. The photographer doesnt reply and walks into the dining room. After dinner, the photographer approaches the chef and says, Dinner was sensational. Very exquisite flavors, a true work of art. You must have a very sophisticated stove. Barry Seidman, internationally JOKESFrom page 1 I went on Amazon yesterday and ordered a Chicken and an Egg Ill let you know Former Sen. Garrett Richter of Naples

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY www.FloridaWeekly.com WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 NEWS A9known art and advertising photographer, who notes, Having a camera makes you no more a photographer than having a hammer and some nails makes you a carpenter. The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a donation from the citys most successful lawyer, so a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, Our research shows that even though your annual income is over $2 million, you dont give a penny to charity. Wouldnt you like to give something back to our community? The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long painful illness, and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay? Embarrassed, the rep mumbles, Uh, no, I didnt know that. Secondly, says the lawyer, Did it show that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children? The stricken rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sisters husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another who has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors? The humiliated rep, completely beaten, says, Im so sorry. I had no idea. And the lawyer says, So, if I didnt give any money to them, what makes you think Id give any to you? Bill Bone, personal injury attorney and name partner at Larmoyeux & Bone in West Palm Beach Whats the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? A rock guitarist plays three chords in front of thousands of people, and a jazz guitarist plays a thousand chords in front of three people. Susan Merritt, jazz bassist, West Palm Beach Little Timmys parents decide to sign their child up for tuba lessons after school. He comes home after the first day. How was your first tuba lesson? Great! I learned how to play a note. He comes home after the second day. How was your second tuba lesson? Great! I learned how to play another note. He doesnt come home until way late the next day. Timmy, where were you? Mother and I were worried sick about you! Sorry, I had my first gig tonight. Susan Merritt, jazz bassist, West Palm Beach A man joins an order of monks. The head monk says to the man, This is a silent order. You will only be allowed to speak once, every two years, two words only. The man says, OK, and so begins his time with the silent order. Two years pass and the man is sitting in the refectory when the head monk approaches and says to the man, It has been two years. What would you like to say brother? The man responds, Bed hard. The head monk nods in acknowledgement and says, Ah, well look into that. Peace be with you. Another two years pass and the head monk finds the man in the dormitory and says, Brother, it has been another two years. What is it that you wish to say? Food cold, replies the man. The head monk nods in acknowledgement. Yet another two years pass, and the head monk meets with the man and says, Two more years have passed. Have you anything to say? Im leaving, says the man. Yes, yes, sighs the head monk. I think thats for the best. Youve done nothing but complain since you got here. Wayne Hosford, nationally known cabaret singer and pianist based in Palm Beach County I was getting more and more forgetful, so I asked my friend Bob next door how it was that his memory got so much better. He replied, Its that new doctor I now go to who taught me to use word association, so if I cant remember something, I try to recall it by associating something else with it, that leads me back to what I was trying to remember. So I asked him, What is the name of this great doctor? Bob replied, Ah, ah, good. Its, um, um oh, shoot! Whats the name of that red flower people usually give to each other, like on Valentines Day, you know, red with thorns on it? A rose? I responded. Thats it! Thats it! Hey, Rose! Are you still in the kitchen? Whats my new doctors name? Wayne Hosford, nationally known cabaret singer and pianist based in Palm Beach County A woman was at her doctors office. The doctor asked whether shed had any unusual symptoms of late. Why, yes, she answered. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Really? the doctor replied. What are you taking for it? Black pepper. Anonymous An undertaker and his assistant had a marathon day of preparing bodies for funerals. It was after midnight when the undertaker left his assistant with one final person a traveling salesman. He began cleaning the man, and when he rolled him over, it turned out the salesman had a cork in his rear end. The assistant removed the cork, and with that, the mans rosebud began to bellow, On the road again. Cant wait to get on the road again. He replaced the cork and called his boss. The undertaker returned, and the assistant provided a demonstration. The undertaker was furious. You mean to tell me you called me in here at 3 in the morning to hear some asshole sing On the Road Again? Anonymous A man had arrived at his proctologists office for an exam. While waiting for the doctor to arrive he surveyed his surroundings and noticed the instruments table included gloves, lubricant and a can of beer. The doctor soon arrived, greeted him, explained the procedure and asked whether the patient had any questions. Yes, the man replied. I understand the gloves and I get the lube, but for the life of me, Im not sure what you plan to do with the can of beer. Can of beer? the doctor said incredulously. Nurse! Nurse! he shouted. I said a butt light, not a Bud Lite! Anonymous While speaking to a class of third graders some years ago, I went around the class asking students What do you want to be when you grow up? All the students gave the traditional answers: fireman, teacher, doctor, police, athlete, etc. Then I get to this one little boy and he said an adult. He had this serious look on his face. To date, I still dont know if he meant it as a joke. Boy, it was funny to me, and now I always think a kid might say it to me when I ask. Lee Pitts, host and executive producer, Lee Pitts Live on FOX 4 and the Lee Pitts Live Radio Show on Star 90.5 FM. What did the Burmese python say to the small Burmese python? Youre a little invasive, arent you? Geoff Roepstorff and Robbie Roepstorff, Edison National Bank So Sven and Ole are driving back from a fishing trip at Lake O the Woods. Sven says, You know, Ole, I been tinkin. Two nights at the motel, beer, leeches, ice, food, gas for da boat, gas for da car, fishing licenses, and darned if ve only caught three keeper walleye. I figure those fish musta cost more than 100 dollars each! So Ole sez, Whoa, Sven! Good thing ve didnt catch MORE of em!!! Charles Sobczak, Sanibel Realtor, novelist, and author of The Living Gulf Coast What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? You get a piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye. Pops, local biker and client at Howl Gallery/Tatoo, Fort Myers So, an actor walks into a bar, He yells, Can I get some glow tape on that? Annette Trossbach, founder and artistic director of the Laboratory Theater of Florida, Fort Myers Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them. Sonya McCarter, founder of CHANGE (Communities Harnessing the Arts to Nurture and Grow Equity), Fort Myers Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. What does Salvidor Dali eat for breakfast? A bowl of surreal. Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre? After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. Lydia Black, executive director, Alliance for the Arts, Fort Myers Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Melissa Vogt, director of sales and marketing, Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre, Fort MyersSEE JOKES, A10

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A10 NEWS WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, Why the long face? Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them. How do elephants hide in a jellybean jar? They paint their toenails the same color as the jellybeans. Does it work? Have you ever seen an elephant in a jellybean jar? Kathryn Kelly, president/CEO of The Heights Foundation, Fort Myers Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogie in it. Q: Why did the shrimp refuse to share her treasure? A: Because shes a little shellfish. Kelly Pomerville, director of marketing & PR, Charlotte Behavioral Health Care What does a subatomic duck say? Quark, quark! K.C. Schulberg, Naples, executive director of Calusa Waterkeeper, and a Hollywood writer and producer A journalist had hemorrhoids but he refused to see a doctor. He didnt want to reveal ass-sores (you know a source!). John Davis, reporter and producer for WGCU-radio, 90.1 FM and 91.7 FM, Marco Island A misogynist, a bigot, and a liar walked into a bar. The bartender says, Whatll you have, Mr. President? A 90-year-old went to the confessional in his local Catholic church. What do you have to confess, my son? the priest asked. Well, Father, he answered, Im 90 years old and at a party last week I met two gorgeous blondes in their twenties and they both came home with me and I made love to both of them the entire weekend. I see, my son, the priest said. Tell me, when were you last at confession? Ive never been to confession, the 90-year old answered. Im not Catholic. Then why are you telling me all this? asked the priest. IM TELLING EVERYBODY! the old man exclaimed. I gave the 10-year-old son of a friend a book for his birthday. He held it, looked at it, turned it over several times, then asked, How do you turn it on? Dr. Robert L. Hilliard, professor emeritus of Bostons Emerson College, novelist, playwright, poet, combat-decorated veteran of World War II, Sanibel A patient is having a candid conversation with his doctor. Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years, he asks. Do you smoke? the doctor says. No. Do you eat too much? No. Do you go to bed late? No. Do you have affairs with promiscuous women? No. Then why would you want to live more than 100 years? Terry Tincher, artist Fundraisers caveat: Beware of people with deep pockets but short fingers. Cliff Smith, president, United Way of Lee, Hendry, Glades and Okeechobee Counties We are getting ready to start a Dungeons & Dragons game with some folks from the radio station. My daughter, Guin, has decided her character will be a sorcerer I believe at least partly for her love of Harry Potter. I suggested her character could be his cousin, named Bald. After a thoughtful pause I got an enormous eye roll, then a true laugh and some praise: That was pretty darn good, she told me, looking again at my bald crown. For a dad joke, anyway. Mike Kiniry, producer, WGCU radio, 90.1 FM and 91.7 FM, Marco Island Mayor Henderson could not readily pull up a joke but offers the following quote from one of his favorites, Mark Twain. To paraphrase: We cannot begin to distort the facts until we have them all. Heres wishing you the best of luck always, for securing the facts. Fort Myers Mayor Randy Henderson (by way of a spokeswoman)Florida Weekly response: Thank you, Mayor Henderson. Here, in fact, is the actual quote from Mark Twain: Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. We in the media also wish you the best of luck always, in securing the facts. And sharing them with us. Q: How do you know when a huge celebrity has maxed out their credit cards? A: They accept a role on a new television series. Sherrie Moody, executive director Charlotte Players, Punta Gorda Two men were sitting next to each other at the Blue Moon Bar in Hamilton, Ohio. After a while, one of the guys looks at the other and says, I cant help but think from listening to you that youre from around here. The other guy responds proudly, Yes, thats right. I am. The first one says, So am I! And whereabouts from Ohio might you be? The other guy answers, Im from Hamilton, I am. The first one responds, Well, so am I. Well aint that something else. And what street did you live on in Hamilton? The other guy says, It was a nice area, it was. I lived on Pine Street in the north end of town. The first one says, What in the cornbread heck are you kidding? So did I! And what school did you graduate from? The other guy answers, Well, now, I went to Garfield High School, of course. The first one gets really excited and says, And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate? The other guy thinks for a moment and answers, Well now, lets see. I graduated in 1970. The first guy exclaims, The good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it? I graduated from Garfield High in 1970 me own self! About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his hea d and mutters, Its going to be a long night tonight, Vicky. Vicky asks, Why do you say that, Brian? Brian responds, The Riley twins are drunk again. Mike Riley, community relations officer, Charlotte County Public Schools Two snakes, Eddie and Bob, were out slithering around Charlotte Harbor. The smell of the algae got to them, so they slithered away from the bank, coughing. Suddenly, Bob stopped and said, Oh, my gosh, Eddie, are we poisonous? No, Bob, Eddie replied, were not poisonous. Thank goodness! Bob exclaimed. Why? asked Eddie. Because, Bob said, I just bit my tongue. Nancy Staub, program assistant, Florida Gulf Coast University Herald Court Centre, Punta Gorda One day, Jock was on his way home, bringing with him a bottle of fine whiskey. While he was walking, he fell. When he got up, he felt something wet on his pants. Looking up at the sky, he said, Oh, Lord, please I beg you let it be blood! John R. Wright, president, Punta Gorda Chamber of Commerce So two drifters are walking down the train tracks when after a couple of miles one says to the other Hey Howard, did you crap your pants? Howard stops, and says defensively No Joe, no I did not. Both keep walking. After another mile or two Joe stops again and says Dammit, Howard I smell poop! Did you crap your pants? Howard says, Joe, weve been friends for ages, I wouldnt lie to you. I did not crap my pants, to which Joe replies OK, I trust you. After another couple miles Joe gets another whiff and gets upset, and accuses his friend furiously, Dammit Howard I know your crapped your pants, I could smell it a mile away. Now just drop your pants and prove it to me if you say you didnt! So Howard pulls down his pants only for Joe to find a huge smelly, messy lump of crap just as he suspected. Dammit Howard, he said, I thought you told me you didnt crap your pants! Howard stops and thinks for a second, then smiles as he says Oh, I thought you meant TODAY! Eric Raddatz, host of TGIM, Fort Myers Film Fesitval founder Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C! Jenavieve Verley, filmmaker, Fort Myers Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it chances are you wont either. Mila Bridger, photographer, Fort MyersJOKESFrom page 9 How many bones in then human hand? A handful. Amberlin Bogue, cosplay extraordinaire

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A14 NEWS WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYsities, colleges and technical schools to employers and employer needs. Then find the people and train them in certificate programs to meet those needs, now and in the future. Case in point: a huge gap early in the decade between the number of open jobs and the much smaller number of registered nurses with the skills to fill them now no longer exists, according to the data, released earlier this month. Health care along with social assistance is forecast as the fastest growing industry in the region between now and 2025, adding more than 1,670 workers each year, on average, the data shows. But jobs are being filled when they open with qualified people who have educations and established lives here. I think there should be a sense of (gratitude) in the region, a sense that our labor market has been working, because we are now witnessing a dynamic market, explains Dr. Chris Westley, an economist and director of the Regional Economic Research Institute at Florida Gulf Coast University. The gaps are much smaller than three or four years ago, or completely nonexistent as is the case with registered nurses. A lot of that is because these employers who demand the labor are recognizing that the gaps exit. That forces prices up, and higher prices signals two groups: workers, who demand skills for those jobs; and the education establishments in the region, which allocate their resources in ways to meet the demands for these skills. Thats pretty much what happened. To do the study, FGCU researchers teamed with those from Florida SouthWestern State College and Hodges University to crunch the numbers across Hendry, Glades, Collier, Lee and Charlotte counties for Workforce Now, a partner in the FutureMakers Coalition, which itself is a spearhead of the nonprofit Community Foundation. There are currently 6,578 employment-gap positions in Southwest Florida, a number that came from the Florida Department of Economic Opportunity employers cant immediately fill their openings for those jobs. The goal of the report is to promote a more efficient allocation of scarce educational resources in our region, to address its workforce needs, said Dr. Debbie Psihountas, dean of the School of Business and Technology at FSW, in a press release. Knowing where to direct those resources can be difficult in a dynamic market. While the market remains dynamic, the FutureMakers Coalition, both academics and businesses, are showing remarkable agility in adjusting to the needs. While the construction industry continues to recover the recession and was the fastest growth industry from 2013 to 2017 with an increase of over 52 percent, the accommodation and food services, and retail trade, have grown immensely, said Dr. Aysegul Timur, dean of the Johnson School of Business at Hodges University. He attributes the growth both to newcomer residents and to increases in tourism, numbers that might slip in the future if regional leaders cant fix the water crises or red tides offshore and cyanobacteria in the Caloosahatchee River. The top 10 list of employment-gap jobs this year includes openings for retail supervisors, salespersons, maintenance and repair workers, supervisors for food preparation, landscaping and groundskeepers, construction trades supervisors, administrative supervisors, customer service representatives, maid and housekeeping cleaners, stock clerks and order fillers, the study shows. Median wages range from $11.08 per hour to $27.50 per hour, the study shows. Our focus here, recognized as unique, is solely on workforce development, explains Ms. LeSage, speaking of the FutureMakers Coalition. We focus on the workforce, and getting employers engaged. Were not talking about education for the sake of education, although we value that, too. But we fully buy into and appreciate and are striving to change peoples lives. To create social mobility and a stronger economy. The training includes a highly successful certificate program of six weeks a micro-credential pilot program to train certified nursing assistants, for example, and that will be expanded to include an 18-month program that can train the machinist at Immokalee Technical College, with the full support of Arthrex, a high-tech company located here, and help navigating the cost of these programs from FutureMakers and others. We have a ton of people underemployed or unemployed and a ton of open jobs that need to be filled, Ms. LeSage said. The answer is not that one size fits all when it comes to creating a skilled workforce. Thats what this study tells me. We need certified people who do not need a college degree, but we also need (college) degrees in our workforce. While retail or service-sector jobs are obviously not the most high paying, there is a demand for some very foundational skills, employability skills for our untapped workforce. So FutureMakers partners with Hodges and a variety of employers, along with CareerSource to develop training around foundational skills like customer service, communication, critical thinking skills, the ability to deal with difficult situations and still maintain highest integrity of your employers. And it works. Employers here have indicated these skill sets are challenged. So now were offering a credential around them a micro-credential program developed with local employers. That means jobs, income, better lives, and trained people who know how to educate themselves and move up. LABORFrom page 1LESAGE The Regional Workforce Study, with statistics from the ve-county area compiled and analyzed by researchers from FGCU, Hodges University and Florida SouthWestern State College, is commissioned each year by Workforce Now, a partner in the FutureMakers Coalition of businesses, academic institutions and training schools, which in turn is supported by the Southwest Florida Community Foundation. Here are noteworthy numbers from the 2018 study, released earlier this month. Top 10 employment-gap jobs (more jobs than workers): retail supervisors, salespersons, maintenance and repair workers, supervisors for food preparation, landscaping and groundskeepers, construction trades supervisors, administrative supervisors, customer service representatives, maid and housekeeping cleaners, stock clerks and order llers. Total employment gap jobs: 6,578 Top ve high-demand growth occupations and numbers needed per year, now through 2025: >> Retail salespersons, 4,355 per year. >> Waiters/waitresses: 3,477 per year. >> Cashiers: 3,154 per year. >> Food prep and service: 2,544 per year. >> Landscaping and grounds-keeping: 2,022 per year Total workers employed, 2017 Southwest Florida: 573,482 Florida: 9.68 million United States: 153.34 million Average annual wages, 2017 Southwest Florida: $42,114 Florida: $47,779 United States: $55,331 Median hourly wage of employment-gap jobs: $11.08 to $27.50 Largest industries by employment, 2017 Retail trade: 18.5 percentAccommodation and food services: 15.6 percentHealth care and social assistance: 13.9 percent Construction: 11.7 percent Administrative and waste services: 7.54 percent The gaps are much smaller than three or four years ago, or completely nonexistent as is the case with registered nurses. A lot of that is because these employers who demand the labor are recognizing that the gaps exit. That forces prices up, and higher prices signals two groups: workers, who demand skills for those jobs; and the education establishments in the region, which allocate their resources in ways to meet the demands for these skills. Thats pretty much what happened. Dr. Chris Westley, an economist and director of the Regional Economic Research Institute at Florida Gulf Coast University COURTESY PHOTOSThe study shows that there continues to be a need for more restaurant servers, but the gap in the number of health care workers is closing.

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WFTV reported that following his dismissal, Lewis waited for his boss for two hours outside the business, then chased him and his girlfriend for a mile and a half, shooting at their car and hitting the rear bumper, trunk and right rear tire. Neither the supervisor nor his girlfriend was hurt. Sanford police arrested Lewis and changed him with attempted murder. Questionable judgmentSchool resource officer and part-time police officer Maryssa Boskoski, 32, was called into a classroom at Liberty Preparatory School in Smithville, Ohio, on Aug. 30 to help rouse a sleeping student who could not be awakened by the teacher or even the principal. When Boskoski arrived, The Washington Post reported, her solution was to unholster her Taser, remove the firing cartridge and pull the trigger, causing an electric buzz that woke the student and shocked the school community. Smithville Police Chief Howard Funk placed Boskoski on unpaid leave and told WEWS news station Boskoski had been disciplined a month earlier, also for a Taser-related incident. An investigation was ongoing.Oops New Jersey resident Gregory Lazarchick, 56, made a bad day worse on July 21 when he told greeters at Disneys Saratoga Springs Resort in Lake Buena Vista hed been sent by al-Qaida to blow the place up. According to the Orlando Sentinel, the greeters told Orange County deputies Lazarchick complained of having a bad day before issuing his threat, but deputies found no bomb-making materials in Lazarchicks hotel room. The mans sister reported he had suffered a head injury several years ago and sometimes said inappropriate things. The remorseful Lazarchick posted bond after his arrest for false report of a bombing.Ewwww At Kirby High School in Memphis, things are quiet as a mouse ... or a rat. Shelby County Schools Superintendent Dorsey Hopson told the Memphis Commercial Appeal hes looking for a temporary home for Kirbys 800 students after closing the school Sept. 5 due to a rat infestation. The problem started in mid-August, when district personnel uncovered a rats nest during a renovation project. Eighty rats were trapped at the school and poison was set out. When students returned after Labor Day, poisoned rats began dying within the schools walls and the stench became overwhelming. Calling the situation an unavoidable act of nature, Hopson said he expects students to return in early November. Irony Lona and Joseph Johnson of Bellingham, Wash., survived the Las Vegas mass shooting last October and decided to get a dog to help with the trauma that haunted them after the incident. We heard that dogs are good pets to help with the healing and PTSD ... and got Jax, Joseph told the Bellingham (Washington) Herald. But on Sept. 2, neighbor Odin Maxwell, 49, shot and killed Jax, telling police the dog was chasing his chickens. An investigation showed no chickens were harmed, and Maxwell was cited for discharging a firearm.Family values Patricia Ann Hill, 69, of White Hall, Ark., called 911 on July 28 to report she had shot her husband, Frank, 65. But she had a motive: Patricia told Jefferson County Sheriffs investigators she had previously disagreed with her husbands purchase of a pornography channel on Dish Network, and she canceled the channel, telling Frank that if he reordered it, hed have to leave. That day, reported the Pine Bluff Commercial, the Dish bill arrived, revealing that the channel had been re-added, so Patricia confronted Frank in his man cave and told him to go. When he refused, Patricia fetched a .22-caliber pistol from the house and shot him twice, killing him. Hill was charged with capital murder and held without bond in the Jefferson County adult detention center. 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A20 NEWS WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY HEALTHY LIVINGSibling rivalries, jealousies can create landmines for parentsKate saw it happening, but felt that there was nothing she could do. Her son, Jim, had offered her daughter Sarahs husband Matt a position in his very successful business. Matt is a sweetheart of a guy, but in the 10 years hes been married to Sarah, hes held and lost just as many jobs. At the time Jim offered the position, Matt was out of work once again. Within weeks, Kate began to receive the phone calls. Jim called, complaining that Matt had called in sick, missing a critically important meeting. Sarah accused her brother of rudely insulting her husband. She asked Kate to speak to Jim to let up on Matt. Although Kate had promised herself that she would stay out of it, she intervened. Jim exploded, telling Kate that she always took Sarahs side and that she had never stood up for him in his entire life. Kate confessed that she then made matters worse with Sarah by suggesting ways that Matt might improve his work performance. Sarah blasted her mother stating that Kate didnt think Matt was good enough, and that she had always favored Jim. Kate was devastated by her childrens fury. She had always prided herself on being an enlightened parent and thought she had made every effort to be equally fair and attentive to both of her children. How did things turn out so terribly wrong?As parents, we certainly start out with the best of intentions. We listen to the experts and pore over the parenting guidebooks convinced that we will do it right. We will raise each of our children with the right amount of l ove, care and discipline. And in return, they will appreciate our efforts and love us back unconditionally. Oh, if only it worked that way. As demonstrated in the fictional account above, all of our children are uniquely different individuals who strive to define themselves as separate and apart from their siblings. They have very defined personalities, interests and abilities, and view the world from their own vantage points. Although parents usually take steps to be equal and fair and to promote harmonious relationships among their children, it is not in their power to orchestrate the outc ome. It is really up to the siblings to determine if they are motivated to adapt and get along with each other. Major life events throughout childhood help define the level of closeness or distance that family members experience. And milestones during adult life leaving home, getting married, major illnesses, career successes or failures, etc. have a bearing on whether siblings remain close, or rivalries fester. The choice of a spouse has an especially loaded impact on the sibling bond. In the best of circumstances, the new spouse can soften friction and add a tremendous amount to the extended family harmony. But needless to say, this new person can also bring a host of unfortunate competitions and insecurities to the mix. There can be jealousies about who makes the most money, has the bigger house or the smartest child. Parents must be acutely sensitive to these areas of discomfort, and must be very diplomatic in order to avoid stepping into the landmines. It is not uncommon for our children to test our loyalties or try to draw us in where we dont belong. If we are brutally honest, we must admit to ourselves that each of our children brings out very different parts of us. We often understand and relate to them very differently. We may unintentionally promote the resentments and rivalries that we promised ourselves we would not let happen. Our children have antennas up to observe the way we dole out our attention, compliments or criticism. It is not uncommon for a young person to carry a hurt or injustice for many years to come. Because much of the time our children are watching to see if we compare them unfairly or treat them differently, it is important to make a definitive statement to them about how we will approach important family issues. It probably will be helpful for Kate to take herself out of the fray and to consider any biases she still maintains, so she doesnt unintentionally perpetuate family frictions. Kate probably should acknowledge to Jim, Sarah and Matt that she was well intended, but had overstepped her bounds. She should emphasize that all three are very important to her and that she feels terrible that they are in such a bind. If they come to her with their concerns, she will be an impartial listener, but will not in any way pick one over the other. She should communicate caring and support, but state in a clear, emphatic message that she is counting on them to come up with solutions on their own. Linda Lipshutz, M. S., LCSW, is a psychotherapist serving individuals, couples and families. A Palm Beach Gardens resident, she can be reached in her Gardens office at 561-630827, online at www.palmbeachfamilytherapy.com, or on Twitter @LindaLipshutz. linda LIPSHUTZllipshutz@floridaweekly.com

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY www.FloridaWeekly.com WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 NEWS A23 www.HarborChaseNaples.com Like us on Naples Airport Pulling Road, N. Naples, FL b btnALFt bn* Expires //. New residents only. Some restrictions may apply. Call Today and Get Your Birthday Month FREE FOREVER!* We are passionate about bringing spaces to life.Boutique Showroom & Installation MONEY & INVESTINGHold off on buying marijuana stocks those highs are an illusionWhat is a financial bubble? It is when certain assets increase in value rapidly to the point they are priced way beyond their historical or intrinsic values and then the value crashes. Bubbles have been occurring for hundreds of years, starting with tulip prices in the 1600s and the South Sea Company in the 1700s. More recent examples include dot-com stocks, real estate prices and crypto-currencies. But last week the financial world witnessed one of the oddest bubbles in its history with the explosive rise and fall in marijuana stocks. One stock in particular, Tilray Inc., became the poster child for this volatile sector. What caused the massive price movements in pot stocks and what does the future hold for this industry? Tilray is a Canadian-based marijuana company founded in 2013. The company not only grows specific varieties of the plant desired by its customers, but it extracts various substances from it and packages the products in various forms. Tilray exports cannabis to clients in 10 countries in Europe, Latin America, Australia and Canada. The companys customers are primarily in the medical field and they provide both extracts and dried marijuana. The bubble in weed-related stocks started to inflate this past summer when Canada passed the Cannabis Act, legalizing recreational marijuana for the country starting in October. Investors clamored for the few publicly traded stocks in this sector, anticipating huge demand for marijuana once the drug became legal. Then, in the beginning of August, the bubble grew when the global beer and liquor company Constellation Brands announced that it would start to develop cannabisinfused beverages in Canada and invested $190 million in Canopy Growth Corp., the largest publicly traded marijuana company in the world. And around the same time, the beer company Molson Coors Brewing formed a joint venture with Hydropothecary Corp. to develop similar beverages. But what really put cannabis on investors radar was the announcement by Coca-Cola that it, too, was exploring the production of marijuana-infused beverages and was teaming up with Auroa Cannabis Inc. Suddenly, investors and analysts started to speculate that pot products could turn into a multi-billion dollar revenue product with global sales potential. Any company that was in this sector could be a takeover candidate or could see its sales grow exponentially as more countries legalized pot and both people and governments became more accepting of the plant. Stock prices of marijuana companies started to skyrocket. The cannabis bubble started to show signs of getting out of hand last week with Tilray. Already, the stock had increased from around $24 a share in the beginning of August to $150 a share a month later. But then the CEO of the company gave an interview on CNBC where he simply stated that he believed that pharmaceutical companies would partner with marijuana producers as patients gave up opioids and switched to pot to help them with their pain symptoms. On that news alone, the stock jumped up by 90 percent in a few minutes, giving the company a market capitalization of over $28 billion, larger than more than half of the companies in the S&P500. Then the stock started to plunge as profit-takers and day traders started to sell the stock. The stock dropped all its gains and then actually went negative for the day. Then traders started to buy the stock again and it shot up once more, ending the day up 38 percent. The stock was so volatile that it was actually halted five times during the trading day by NASDAQ for extreme price movements. Over 30 million shares of stock were traded that day even though there are only 21 million shares of Tilray outstanding. There are many reasons why Tilrays stock was so volatile, including a short squeeze, momentum trading by investors and low liquidity. I think most investors would agree that there is no rational reason why a small Canadian agricultural company that is losing money and is without a proven product should be worth more than a majority of the largest corporations in the United States. Anyone buying any of these cannabis companies should do so with extreme caution. I would recommend staying away from them until there is more certainty regarding the future of both recreational and medical uses of cannabis. And even if an investor does believe that marijuana has a bright future, I believe this asset bubble will pop and there will be a better time to buy these companies. ericBRETANestaterick@gmail.com

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My fleet features about 1,600 vehicles, and I travel more than 5 billion miles per year. Dont let my logo bite you. Who am I? Think you know the answer? Well announce it in next weeks edition. THE MOTLEY FOOLTo Educate, Amuse & Enrich Ask the Fool Fools School My Dumbest Investment The Motley Fool Take Name That CompanyWant to Invest? Email us at foolnews@fool.com, and well send you some tips to start investing. Sorry, we cant provide individual financial advice. The Beauty of Roth IRAs and 401(k)sWhen saving for retirement, you can choose between traditional and Roth IRAs; your employer may even offer both traditional and Roth 401(k)s. You might consider the Roth options for their potentially massive tax breaks. Like other IRAs and 401(k)s, Roth varieties let you accumulate money for retirement and enjoy some tax advantages at the same time. While traditional IRAs and 401(k)s are tax-deferred, permitting you to contribute pre-tax dollars, Roth accounts are designed to be tax-exempt and accept only already-taxed dollars. Imagine that beginning at age 40, you invest $5,000 of your post-tax income into a Roth IRA each year, and earn an 8 percent annual return for 25 years until you retire at 65. Your account would then contain almost $400,000 which you could withdraw in retirement tax-free. If those investments had been made in a regular IRA, youd owe taxes on any withdrawals, paying around $48,000 or so, assuming a 12 percent tax bracket during retirement, or $96,000 if youre in a 24 percent bracket. So far, this makes a great case for the Roth. But remember that if the $5,000 had gone directly into a traditional IRA, you would have reaped about $1,200 in tax savings each year at a 24 percent tax rate (more, with a higher tax rate). If that sum were also invested, the total difference between the Roth and the regular IRA would become slimmer. Still, the Roth is a compelling proposition for many investors.You may be able to roll over, or convert, your traditional IRA into a Roth by paying taxes on it you can generally roll over a 401(k) account into a traditional or Roth IRA when you change jobs, too. The 2018 contribution limit for both Roth and traditional IRAs is $5,500 ($6,500 for those 50 and older). For 401(k)s, its $18,500 ($24,500 if 50 or older). Learn more about Roth account benefits and limitations at irs.gov or fool.com/ retirement, or from a tax professional. For clear and concise retirement advice, along with stock and fund recommendations, try our Rule Your Retirement service at fool.com/services. Straightening Out an InvestmentOne of my dumbest investments was buying shares of Align Technology, the maker of Invisalign clear dental aligners and other products and then selling the shares too soon. I bought more than a decade ago, when the shares were trading for around $7, and held for a few months. After talking to several dentists (including one who was a close friend), I decided to sell when the shares were trading for about $8, moving that money into another dental-related investment that went nowhere. The first dentist to recommend selling the stock was also the one who introduced me to Align, as he had a video ad playing nonstop on a TV in his waiting room. R., onlineThe Fool Responds: Ouch. As youve probably noticed, those shares that once traded for $7 have recently been priced above $365 per share. If youd bought $3,000 worth of shares, they would be worth more than $156,000. No one makes all the right investment moves, though our regrettable ones do sting.Align Technology has posted many quarters worth of record sales, and theres still plenty of room for further growth, from international opportunities and from the companys potential to treat more severe kinds of teeth misalignment. You might jump back in if you believe in its future growth but, of course, do your own research first. (The Motley Fool owns shares of and has recommended Align Technology.) Made-to-Order GrowthMcDonalds (NYSE: MCD) is much more than a burger chain. Its all-day breakfast menu has threatened pancakeslinging chains, and the company is moving aggressively into the future with kiosk ordering, a revamped value menu, a delivery partnership with Uber and renovated stores; all suggest the companys recent growth may continue. CEO Steve Easterbrook has unlocked more profits by refranchising restaurants in China and elsewhere around the globe, and the stock has soared since he took over in 2015, with shares up 73 percent over the last three years. Refranchising has pushed the percentage of company-owned locations down to 8 percent from 19 percent at the end of 2015, reducing reported revenue but raising profit margins.While many of its peers have complained about a restaurant recession, McDonalds has posted consistently strong comparable sales growth, outpacing its rivals. Customer traffic has been growing, too. The fast-food giant is no slouch in the dividend department, either, having raised its payout annually since 1976. Recently, it yielded 2.5 percent. McDonalds has demonstrated that it can respond to shifting consumer tastes while maintaining and even boosting its profitability, earnings and direct shareholder returns. For a combination of growth, income, and security, give the Golden Arches some consideration. Splits, Sales and TaxesQA stock I own split 3-for-1. How do I figure my taxable gain when I sell the shares? L.L., Syracuse, New YorkAImagine that you bought 100 shares for $24 (initial cost: $2,400) and they were trading at $30 before the split, for a total value of $3,000. The split gives you three shares for each one you own, so post-split, youll own 300 shares, worth a third as much ($10 each), for a total of ... $3,000. Not much has really changed. For tax purposes, the cost basis of your purchase, which was $24 per share pre-split, is now a third of what it was: $8. But if you sell, your capital gain will be the same as it was pre-split. For example, selling now, your gain would be around $600 your $3,000 in sale proceeds (less your brokerage commission cost) minus your $2,400 purchase price (plus your commission cost). When a stock is split, dividends per share, earnings per share and other figures based on share count all get adjusted accordingly. ***QIs buy and hold the best way to invest? H.M., onlineAWe prefer to think of it as buying to hold, because while you might aim to hang on forever, you should keep up with your holdings regularly hanging on as long as they remain healthy and growing, or selling if their prospects change. Many investors have gotten rich holding shares of great companies for decades, through ups and downs, but you should never just buy a stock and then blindly hold it for years. Superinvestor Warren Buffett has said that his favorite time to sell is never but that doesnt mean he hasnt sold stocks. Want more information about stocks? Send us an email to foolnews@fool.com. Last weeks trivia answer I trace my roots back to a brewery William Bass opened in England in 1777; in 1876, its red triangle was the U.K.s first registered trademark. Bass company expanded into hotels with the 1988 purchase of Holiday Inn International (which excluded most U.S. hotels). A decade later, I bought a hotel company founded by Pan Am airlines founder, and later took its name. I jettisoned my brewery business in 2000, and today Im a hospitality giant, with names such as Kimpton Hotels & Restaurants, Crowne Plaza Hotels & Resorts, Holiday Inn, Staybridge Suites and Candlewood Suites. Who am I? (Answer: InterContinental Hotels Group)

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A26 BUSINESS WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY At the smaller but fast-growing Punta Gorda Airport, the Las Vegas-based low-cost carrier Allegiant has a growing number of Airbus A320s to shuttle passengers to five new cities from the Midwest to the Northeast. Heres a complete list of all the new destinations at three travel hubs across the region. Happy travels. Southwest Florida International Airport (RSW)Frontier, American, Southwest, Spirit and Sun Country have all announced new flights in total to 14 cities for the fall and winter season out of Southwest Florida International Airport in Fort Myers. These are brand new cities that have not been operated before, said RSW spokesperson Victoria Moreland. I think it shows that they see Fort Myers as one of their focus cities, that people want to come here as a destination. And vice versa. They have a lot of airplanes, theyre putting them in places they feel they can do well both inbound and outbound, she said. Earlier this year, in May, Eurowings started offering service to Germany. The regional RSW airport served more than 8.8 million passengers last year with some 370 flights per day during the height of season, from major legacy carriers such as American Airlines to low-cost carriers Frontier and Spirit. In the slowest parts of the summer offseason about 150 flights come and go each day. Along with dozens of seasonal flights that resume service starting in November, here are the new flights announced for this season, all nonstop destinations: American Airlines: Miami (MIA): double daily starting Dec. 19 Frontier: Las Vegas, Nev. (LAS): weekly, starting Nov. 17 Phoenix, Ariz. (PHX): weekly, starting Nov. 15 Salt Lake City, Utah (SLC): weekly, starting Nov. 16 Albany, New York (ALB): weekly, starting Nov. 17 Portland, Maine (PWM): weekly, starting Nov. 16 Raleigh/Durham, N.C. (RDU): weekly, starting Nov. 17 Syracuse, New York (SYR): weekly, starting Nov. 15 Southwest: Dallas-Love, Texas (D AL): daily, starting Jan. 7 Spirit: Philadelphia, Pa. (PHL): weekly, starting Dec. 13 Sun Country: Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas (DFW): weekly, starting Oct. 3 Madison, Wis. (MSN): weekly, starting Sep. 28 Nashville, Tenn. (BNA): weekly, starting Nov. 2 St. Louis, Mo. (STL): weekly, starting Oct. 3 Eurowings: Munich, Germany (MUC): weekly, began May 1 Dusseldorf, Germany (DUS): weekly, began May 3Punta Gorda Airport (PGD) Beefing up its roster with now some 40 destinations from Punta Gorda Airport, low-cost carrier Allegiant announced new nonstop flights to five cities for the 2018-19 fall and winter season: Omaha, Neb. (OMA): beginning Nov. 14 (seasonal) Syracuse, N.Y. (SYR): beginning Nov. 15 (seasonal) Appleton, Wis. (ATW): beginning Nov. 16 (seasonal) Albany, N.Y. (ALB): beginning Dec. 13 (year-round) Nashville, Tenn. (BNA): began in June (year-round) The new seasonal routes will operate twice weekly and the year-round routes will operate three times a week. The most current flight days, times and fares can be searched on Allegiant.com. Were pleased with our partnership with Allegiant and the positive impacts it has spurred, said James W. Parish, CEO of Punta Gorda Airport. Allegiant has consistently grown its commercial flight offerings, invested in a fleet of quieter, more efficient planes based here (Airbus A320s), and improved the airports infrastructure for commercial jet fueling. Not only do their flights bring in new visitors that spend millions of tourism dollars in the region, Allegiant offers our local residents about 40 destinations to visit via low-cost, nonstop air service. The new routes this season are expected to bring more than 56,000 visitors, Allegiant says. PGD served close to 1.3 million passengers last year. Allegiants partnership continues to encourage tourism expenditures and grow our local economy through new community investments, jobs and improvements at PGD, said Charlotte County Airport Authority Commissioner Kathleen Coppola. Palm Beach International Airport (PBI)Low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines is launching new, nonstop seasonal service starting Nov. 15 and running through April to five cities from Palm Beach International in West Palm Beach: Cleveland, Ohio (CLE): Sunday/Tuesday/Thursday Columbus, Ohio (CMH): Monday/ Friday Pittsburgh, Pa. (PIT): Wednesday/ Saturday Raleigh-Durham, N.C. (RDU): Sunday/Tuesday/Thursday St. Louis, Mo. (STL): Sunday/Tuesday/Thursday PBI reports that Frontier will continue nonstop service this season to Islip (ISP), Trenton (TNN), Philadelphia (PHL) and through service to Denver (DEN). PBI provided service to nearly 6.5 million passengers over the last year. Our partnership with Frontier Airlines is growing and we are excited for what this means for our passengers, said Palm Beach County director of airports Bruce Pelly. Our goal is to provide easy and convenient travel to and from Southeast Florida and the fall/winter schedule is looking positive, with nonstop service to 30 markets and over 100 departures daily. FLY ONFrom page 24 COURTESY PHOTOJust one of the additional flights Frontier will offer is a weekly flight from Fort Myers to Las Vegas, beginning Nov. 17.COURTESY PHOTOThe Palm Beach International Airport terminal and control tower in West Palm Beach. BUSINESS MEETINGS Investing in women is a speaker series hosted by Bonie Montalvo of Wood, Buck & Carmichael Attorneys at Law and Scott Hansen of Karpus Investment Management. Its mission is to help women take control of their financial well being. This weeks speaker is Bernadette La Paglia, community liaison at Hodges Funderal Home at Naples Memorial Gardens. The topic will be, Is preneed in your portfolio? Ms. Montalvo will also discuss digital asset protection. The event will take place from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. at 1415 Panther Lane. SCORE Naples hosts a social media series for business owners workshop from 5:30-7:30 p.m. on Tuesday, Oct. 2, 23 and Nov. 6 at the Naples Accelerator, 3510 Kraft Road. Attendees will learn about the importance of email marketing. $30. Sign up by calling SCORE Naples at 430-0081. The Leadership Collier Foundation and Greater Naples Chamber of Commerce present the Naples Childrens Business Fair on Saturday, Oct. 20, at Gulf Coast High School. Local children ages 6-17 are invited to apply for a vendor space, where they can showcase and sell their original products and services. Registration for booth space is $15 and closes on Sept. 10. Visit www.napleschamber. org/childrendsbusinessfair for more information. Consultants from the Small Business Development Center at Florida Gulf Coast University are available at the Greater Naples Chamber of Commerce, 2390 Tamiami Trail N., every Thursday. To make an appointment for a free session, call Suzanne Specht at 745-3704. Business Networking International goal setters and networkers meet at 7:30 a.m. every Thursday at Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 777 Mooring Line Drive. Call Jamie Bergen at 572-3720 for more information. Business Networking International goal setters and networkers meet at 8 a.m. every Wednesday at St. Monicas Episcopal Church, 7070 Immokalee Road. Call Ted Fitzpatrick at 9107994 for more information. Email business meeting announcements to rspencer@floridaweekly.com.

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY www.FloridaWeekly.com WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 BUSINESS A27 1916, Auto-Owners h as partnere d wit h in d epen d ent Since e nts to provide local service and trusted protection. ag e Protection you need, service you deserve. Fort Myers: 239.433.4535 Naples: 239.261.0428 COURTESY PHOTOS NETWORKINGBonita Chamber Foundation presents endowment check to FGCU 1. Nigel Fullick, Tiffany Esposito, Harlan Parrish, Vince Modarelli, Ray Faubion, Altony Lee III, Jan Martin, Shelton Weeks, Glenda Llorens and Gary Baker 2. Jacke McCurdy, Nigel Fullick and Arden McCurdy 3. Joe Ryan, Alex Greenwood, Jackie Greenwood and Molly Grubbs 4. Gary Tomcik and Frank Astor 5. Shelley Anderson, Cyndy Carlson and Carol Osterhou 1 2 4 5Florida Weekly welcomes submissions for the Networking photo pages from business events, grand openings, professional association meetings, etc. We need 300-dpi photographs of groups of two or more people, facing the camera and identi ed by rst and last names. Questions? Email rspencer@ oridaweekly.com. 3

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Extraordinary views & privacy. 6000+SF, 5+Den. 40 Dock + 50 Boat Slip. Soaring dramatic 20+ ceilings. Gated golf course community & marina $4,795,000 PARK SHORE SOUTHPOINTE ON NAPLES BAYExpansive Coastal & Gulf Views. Direct Gulf Views All Rooms. 3/3 Re-Mastered & Renovated. Over 1,700SF Private Terraces. True Walkouts to beach $3,995,000 Transcendent waterfront home with over 1 acre of manicured grounds and over 220 of water frontage. 5+Den / 5.5 Bath, incredibly private $10,900,000PORT ROYAL Completion Spring 2019. Top of the Line CBS Construction. 4+Den and 5 Full Baths. 3-Car Garage. 5,000SF Luxury Residence. Close to Everything in Olde Naples. $5,295,000OLDE NAPLES N Db Nt Rn Cfr Atn -b W Fr B Rr SW Frn f@.r / .. / ttt..r 2015, 2013, & 2011 #1 REALTOR COMPANYWIDE E Nbt Rb Et Snft r Bt Sbbt r On Yt PELICAN MARSHFantastic Design & Quiet Location. Furnished 3+Den / 3 Bath. Spacious + Private Elevator. 2-Car Garage $629,000 REGATTA AT VANDERBILTGorgeous long Water views. 3/2 fully furnished, amenities, garage parking, gated, walk to beach $779,000 TURNKEY FURNISHED GREY OAKS ESTATESSouthern Exposure. Golf Course & Lake Views. Elegant 4+Den Residence. High Ceilings & Expansive Lanai. 3-Car Garage $2,895,000 NEW TO MARKET LOGAN WOODSGorgeous Move-In Ready on 2.5 Acres. New Roof + New Appliances. Stunning Design With Attached Guest House. Large 4+Den, 3-Car Garage. New Picture Frame Screen Enclosure $1,195,000 NEW TO MARKETOversized Lot 190 Depth. Wide Water & Western Exposure. Charming Residence. Deep Water Direct Gulf Access. Maximum Building Envelope. Beach & 3rd Street South $4,950,000 AQUALANE SHORES NEWCONSTRUCTION PRICE REDUCTION

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY www.FloridaWeekly.com WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 REAL ESTATE B3 Dante DiSabato Follow me on: Broker Associate REAL ESTATE MORTGAGE INSURANCEWilliam Raveis Real Estate 720 5th Ave., Naples, FL 34102 Cell: 239.537.5351 DanteDiSabato.raveis.com LISTED AT $8,500,000 333 GULF SHORE BLVD SOUTH The Dunes Unit 1605 LISTED AT $1,625,000 1807 Snook Drive LISTED AT $2,995,000 Adolfo AD Diaz of Century21 Sunbelt was named one of the top 250 Latino real estate agents in the nation. Century21 Sunbelts Diaz among top Latino agentsAdolfo AD Diaz of Century21 Sunbelt was recently named one of the top 250 Latino real estate agents in the nation. He was named No. 215 overall out of more than 250,000 individuals who were entered to receive this designation. Once a year the National Association of Hispanic Real Estate Professionals reach out to offices nationwide and asks for agents to submit their credentials. This is the third year Mr. Diaz has been nominated and the highest he has been ranked yet. He attributes his success to his multifaceted experience in the mortgage lending and real estate realms. I was a mortgage broker at 19 years old, so I was on the financing side before, Mr. Diaz said. Im a real person, not a sales person. A Cape Coral resident since 1989, Mr. Diaz is proud to help place new Southwest Floridians, including many Hispanic families, into homes around the area. He enjoys empowering the Hispanic culture in the area and tries to build a culture with his sales team more than anything else of selling not just a house. Were selling more than houses; were helping people achieve their dreams and hopes.COURTESY PHOTO

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500 Admiralty Parade Michael G. Lawler 239.261.3939 $19,980,000 3443 Gulf Shore Boulevard North #507 Pat Duggan 239.213.7444 $795,000 726 1st Avenue North Krista Fraga 239.877.6745 $2,995,000 4041 Gulf Shore Boulevard North #802 Kim Price 239.248.6924 $1,325,000 8429 Abbington Circle #5-522 Frank Pezzuti 239.216.2445 $879,000 PORT ROYAL THE MOORINGS OLD NAPLES PARK SHORE PELICAN BAY1351 Spyglass Lane Michael G. Lawler 239.261.3939 $9,995,000 3400 Gulf Shore Boulevard North #G1 Ruth Trettis 239.571.6760 $749,000 505 5th Avenue South #204 Michael G. Lawler 239.261.3939 $2,195,000 4551 Gulf Shore Boulevard North #400 Erik David Barber 323.513.6391 $949,000 8477 Bay Colony Drive #301 Gilman/Hamilton/Briscoe 239.213.7463 $9,475,000 PORT ROYAL THE MOORINGS OLD NAPLES PARK SHORE BAY COLONY958 Spyglass Lane Michael G. Lawler 239.261.3939 $9,995,000 2011 Gulf Shore Boulevard North #56 Paul Arpin 239.877.4450 $699,000 631 6th Avenue South #B-304 Tess McCarthy 239.207.0118 $1,099,500 4751 Gulf Shore Boulevard North #503 Polly Himmel 239.290.3910 $795,000 8111 Bay Colony Drive #1702 Patrick OConnor 239.293.9411 $3,100,000 PORT ROYAL THE MOORINGS OLD NAPLES PARK SHORE BAY COLONY1365 Spyglass Lane Keith Buchanan 239.253.7775 $5,995,000 222 Harbour Drive #306 Robin/Tim Weidle 239.370.5515 $529,000 350 3rd Avenue South #2B Heather Hobrock 239.370.3944 $1,025,000 6576 Ridgewood Drive Gilman/Hamilton/Briscoe 239.213.7463 $2,245,000 2362 Cheshire Lane Tatyana Sallee 239.293.5017 $1,095,000 PORT ROYAL THE MOORINGS OLD NAPLES PELICAN BAY PELICAN MARSH611 Springline Drive Kim Price 239.248.6924 $3,195,000 1969 7th Street South Marybeth Brooks 239.272.6867 $8,325,000 4951 Gulf Shore Boulevard North #1501 Michael G. Lawler 239.261.3939 $1,995,000 6578 Ridgewood Drive Gilman/Hamilton/Briscoe 239.213.7463 $2,145,000 2432 Ravenna Boulevard #102 Debra McInnis 239.776.4946 $434,900 THE MOORINGS AQUALANE SHORES PARK SHORE PELICAN BAY PELICAN MARSH THE EXTRAORDINARY FEATURED LISTINGS PremierSothebysRealty.com PARK SHORE615 Fountainhead Lane Claudia Vitulich 216.470.5500 $3,385,000PARK SHORE4351 Gulf Shore Boulevard North #18N Barbi Lowe/Trish Lowe Soars 239.216.1973$7,299,999PARK SHORE4041 Gulf Shore Boulevard North #704 Kim Price 239.248.6924 $1,125,0001 2 3 2 3 1 CALL US FOR YOUR INTRODUCTION TO THE EXTRAORDINARY GREY OAKS ESTUARY | 239.262.5557 FIFTH AVENUE | 239.434.8770 DEVELOPMENT SERVICES | 239.403.2200 CENTRAL NAPLES | 239.659.0099 CAPTIVA | 239.395.5847 BROAD AVENUE | 239.434.2424 BONITA SPRINGS | 239.948.4000

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9123 Strada Place #7305 Susan Gardner 239.438.2846 $650,000 4571 Pine Ridge Road Darlene Roddy 239.404.0685 $599,000 9759 Bentgrass Bend Gilman/Hamilton/Briscoe 239.213.7463 $5,450,000 10620 Gulf Shore Drive #201 Pam Parsons 239.404.3475 $1,500,000 2004 Isla Vista Lane Sonya Shaheen 239.877.2797 $2,395,000 320 Seaview Court #1702 Helga Wetzold 239.821.6905 $469,000 6525 Roma Way Michael Husted 239.825.0857 $619,990 3431 Pointe Creek Court #103 Coburn/Umscheid 239.825.3470 $220,000 MERCATO GOLDEN GATE ESTATES ESTATES AT BAY COLONY VANDERBILT BEACH GREY OAKS MARCO ISLAND LELY RESORT PELICAN LANDING9394 Surfbird Court Susan Barreiro 239.821.0149 $574,900 1060 Borghese Lane #1804 Vince Colace 239.260.3333 $499,000 10455 Keewaydin Island Sherry Irvin 239.825.2786 $2,200,000 341 Egret Avenue Andy DJamoos 239.293.1673 $1,295,000 1215 Gordon River Trail Daniel Guenther 239.357.8121 $2,250,000 1202 Edington Place #B101 Jim/Nikki Prange-Carroll 239.642.1133 $385,000 7849 Hawthorne Drive #804 Sean Meehan 239.404.0109 $425,000 26210 Woodlyn Drive Cathy/Jim McCormick 239.850.4278 $2,137,500 GOLF CLUB OF THE EVERGLADES HAMMOCK BAY KEEWAYDIN ISLAND VANDERBILT BEACH GREY OAKS MARCO ISLAND LELY RESORT BONITA BAY2255 Imperial Golf Course Boulevard Joe Garabed 239.571.5700 $569,000 1060 Borghese Lane #1204 ML Meade 239.293.4851 $449,000 2821 4th Street NE Catherine Bordner 239.560.2921 $1,999,000 1588 Shores Court Michelle Thomas 239.860.7176 $4,275,000 9123 Strada Place #7402 Susan Gardner 239.438.2846 $989,000 3848 Isla Del Sol Way ML Meade 239.293.4851 $2,199,999 8196 Saratoga Drive #504 John Dolle 239.410.5896 $399,000 17101 Captiva Drive Stephanie Bissett 239.292.3707 $2,800,000 IMPERIAL GOLF ESTATES HAMMOCK BAY GOLDEN GATE ESTATES MARCO ISLAND MERCATO FIDDLERS CREEK LELY RESORT CAPTIVA5947 Bermuda Lane Laurie Zanelli 239.675.9777 $479,000 2931 Bellower Lane Jutta V. Lopez/Al Lopez 239.659.5113 $3,750,000 2204 Goshawk Court Don Winkler 239.961.2166 $1,695,000 2000 Royal Marco Way #2-405 Jim/Nikki Prange-Carroll 239.642.1133 $925,000 1286 Rainbow Court Becky Toole 239.297.6775 $875,000 7634 Mulberry Lane Lura Jones 239.370.5340 $719,000 25052 Ridge Oak Drive Coburn/Umscheid 239.825.3470 $1,255,000 16356 Coco Hammock Way Wil Rivait 239.464.8108 $449,000 ISLAND WALK GREY OAKS HAWKSRIDGE MARCO ISLAND GULF HARBOR FIDDLERS CREEK PELICAN LANDING COCO BAY15156 Palmer Lake Circle #202 Debbi/Marty McDermott 239.564.4231 $369,000 2504 Spicebush Lane Taryn Caero 239.287.2840 $2,595,000 5385 Palmetto Woods Drive Michelle Thomas 239.860.7176 $1,499,000 240 Seaview Court #409 Vince Colace 239.260.3333 $474,000 15918 Los Olivos Lane Kelly Kent 239.250.5480 $675,000 9288 Menaggio Court #102 Michelle Thomas 239.860.7176 $449,900 24460 Reserve Court #101 Umscheid/Coburn 239.691.3541 $324,900 5118 Bayside Villas #109 Burns Family 239.464.2984 $387,000 LIVINGSTON LAKES GREY OAKS LOGAN WOODS MARCO ISLAND DELASOL FIDDLERS CREEK PELICAN LANDING BAYSIDE VILLAS PremierSothebysRealty.comMORE THAN 22,000 ASSOCIATES | 960 OFFICES WORLDWIDE 72 COUNTRIES AND TERRITORIES GLOBALLY OVER 40 PREMIER SOTHEBYS INTERNATIONAL REALTY LOCATIONS Sothebys International Realty and the Sothebys International Realty logo are registered service marks used with permission. Each oce is independently owned and operated. Equal Housing Opportunity. Property information herein is derived from various sources including, but not limited to, county records and multiple listing services, and may include approximations. All information is deemed accurate. VANDERBILT | 239.594.9494 THE VILLAGE | 239.261.6161 SANIBEL | 239.472.2735 SOUTHEAST NAPLES | 239.449.3400 RENTAL DIVISION | 239.262.4242 MERCATO SALES CENTER | 239.594.9400 MARCO ISLAND | 239.642.2222 HARBOUR POINT | 239.213.7373 PremierSothebysRealty.com

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B6 REAL ESTATE WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYKalea Bay residents love the communitys amenities Tower 2 now under construction A clubhouse should be the social and recreational centerpiece of a community, and at Kalea Bay, the gated, luxury residential high-rise community currently being developed on Vanderbilt Drive in North Naples, that couldnt be more true. There are several reasons buyers have decided to purchase at Kalea Bay, said Inga Lodge, Vice President of Sales & Marketing for Kalea Bay. The first is the beautifully designed three-bedroom plus den/three-and-a-half-bath and four-bedroom/four-bath tower residences with Gulf views. The other is our spectacular main amenity area, which includes our community clubhouse. Not only is it a dramatic sight as residents and visitors drive into the community, but its now the envy of every community in the Naples area. Kalea Bays 88,000-square-foot main amenity area is located on the north side of the large lake at the communitys entrance. The clubhouse features three individual pools, including a resort pool, an adultsonly pool and a childrens pool, plus an expansive pool deck, an open-air bar, an indoor/outdoor restaurant, a fitness center, a snack bar, a lakeside fire pit, an Internet cafe and a gifts and sundries shop. All three pools overlook the lake and provide a multitude of recreational options for everyone who lives and visits here, said Lodge. Expansive sun decks with lounge chairs and native, tropical plants separate each of the three pools for the ultimate in privacy. If basking in the sun or taking a refreshing dip in the pool isnt on a residents schedule, perhaps meeting friends for lunch, dinner or drinks is. We have the perfect place for all three, said Lodge. The indoor/outdoor restaurant serves incredible meals throughout the day. And what better way to celebrate the good life in Florida than meeting family and friends for drinks while watching the sun set over the Gulf of Mexico. This is what living in Florida is supposed to be. Adjacent to the clubhouse is the tennis pavilion with 4 Har-Tru tennis courts, as well as eight pickleball courts. Guest suites that can accommodate overnight guests and family members are also located nearby. Residents also have a shuttle service that originates from the clubhouse and takes them to the beach. Two of the top-rated beaches in the country are only minutes away from Kalea Bay, stated Lodge. They include Barefoot Beach Preserve Park, which was ranked #2 nationally, and DelnorWiggins Pass State Park, which was ranked #9. The completion of the main amenity area at Kalea Bay coincided with the completion the communitys first residential tower, which is sold out. Thats why in May construction began on the communitys second tower, said Lodge. As of mid-September, 65 of the towers 120 residences were sold. That represents a sales volume of $138 million. Like its predecessor, Tower 200 is also 22-stories, specifically, 20 floors of residences over two floors of parking. Six floor plans are available in Tower 2. Residences 1 and 6 are 3-bedroom plus den/3.5 bath plans with 3,704 total square feet. Residences 2 and 5 are 4-bedroom/4.5 bath plans with 3,791 total square feet. Residences 3 and 4 are 4-bedroom/4.5-bath plans with 3,919 total square feet. Residents will revel in Gulf views, open floor plans, a private elevator leading directly into their residence and wood floors throughout, said Lodge. The custom kitchens have Wolf and SubZero appliances, a natural gas range, luxury cabinetry, quartz countertops, a Butlers pantry and oversized island, all standard features. Our floor plans have an open design we call lifestyle designs that blends the kitchen seamlessly into the living and dining rooms, perfect for the way people live today, said Lodge. The master bedroom includes an oversized walk-in closet while the master bath has his and hers vanities, quartz countertops, luxury cabinetry, a soaking tub and separate glass-enclosed shower. Master suites, kitchens and main living areas in most units have direct views to the water and preserve. They are perfect vantage points to watch our spectacular sunsets, Lodge said. Additional residential features include floor-to-ceiling windows and doors that open to large lanais with transparent glass rails. We take our outdoor living as seriously as our indoor living with oversized lanais on every residence, said Lodge. High-tech wiring and fully equipped laundry rooms round out the list of features. Like the first tower, Tower 200 will also have rooftop amenities including a pool, open-air fitness center and a sky lounge.Prices in Tower 200 begin at $1.4 million.For more information regarding Kalea Bay, visit the onsite sales center. It is located on Vanderbilt Drive, two-tenths of a mile north of Wiggins Pass Road. Call (239) 793-0110 or visit KaleaBay.com. Above: A fire pit at the clubhouse offers stunning views of the communitys first tower on the opposite end of the lake. Left: The second towers rooftop amenities will include a pool, open-air fitness center and sky lounge. Below: Kalea Bays main amenity area includes the communitys clubhouse which features three separate pools, an indoor/ outdoor restaurant, fitness center, open-air bar and Internet caf. Above Left: Tower 200 at Kalea Bay is 22 stories and features 120 luxury residences. Above Right: Residents of Kalea Bay have indoor and outdoor dining options.ADVERTORIAL

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PORT ROYAL4125 Gordon Drive $8,850,000 OLDE NAPLES225 North Lake Drive $3,995,000 OPEN SUNDAY 2-5 PM OLDE NAPLES SEAPORT1001 10th Avenue South #203 $1,195,000 OLDE NAPLES510 10th Avenue South #10-6 $2,350,000 NAPLES BOAT CLUB909 10th Street South #201 $1,475,000Robert A. Forbis 239.682.3700 Robyn P. Griffin 239.404.8222 RPGbb.tn Top Global Luxury Brokerage Award Winner PORT ROYAL1330 Galleon Drive $8,400,000 OPEN SUNDAY 2-5 PM MOORINGS635 Anchor Rode Drive $1,750,000 PARK SHORE4151 Gulf Shore Blvd #1704 $3,995,000

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B8 REAL ESTATE WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYStock offers new models & new neighborhoods in South Naples: Cottonwood Collection released!For nearly two decades, the name Stock Development has been synonymous with luxury homes in South Naples. That tradition continues as the company prepares for the upcoming winter season with the opening of new furnished models, the release of new neighborhoods the release of the new Cottonwood Collection at the Isles of Collier Preserve and the completion of a portfolio of beautiful ready-to-move-in homes. Stock Signature Homes is expanding its offerings at The Isles of Collier Preserve with new models, new inventory homes and the release of The Cottonwood Collection of homes, which includes pricing from the mid-$700s and a limited time offer of options and upgrades worth $25,000. This spectacular new series features a choice of eight luxury home plans, ranging in size from 2,500 to over 3,400 square feet under air and over 5,000 in total living area. These three and four bedroom designs include spacious interiors and spectacular outdoor living options. Nestled amidst a pristine natural setting minutes from Downtown Naples, Isles of Collier Preserve features a colorful update of classic coastal living. Inspired by the timeless architecture and traditions of Old Naples, homes overlook miles of scenic kayak and hiking trails. Stock has also released for sale the beautiful Canoe Landing neighborhood in Naples Reserve. Canoe Landing consists of 64 homesites, neary all of which offer waterfront views. Half of the homesites have been released in the first phase with home and homesite packages beginning at just $480s. Stocks homes are from their Classic Series and include the Plantation III, the Marathon III, the Siesta III and the Wisteria. Floorplans range from 2,445 to 3,097 square feet under air and details can be found at www.stockdevelopment.com. Stock has three furnished models open in Naples Reserve. The spectacular Cocoplum is open as a furnished model amd five new models from The Cottonwood Collection are scheduled to begin construction. The Cocoplum model, which showcases an interior by Socos Daniel Kilgore, is a 3,641 square feet residence that includes 1,004 square feet of covered lanai space. This four-bedroom, four and one-half bath home features a spacious great room deisgn with an open, islandstyle kitchen, a dining room overlooking the lanai and a formal study. The home offers a spectacular outdoor living area and a three-car garage. Stocks home prices start from $1.2 million. Located just 10 minutes form downtown Naples, the Gulf of Mexico and Marco Island, Naples Reserve is a waterfront community centered around a picturesque 125-acre lake, with endless amenities for a casual, fun-filled lifestyle. The communitys initial lakefront resort-inspired amenities have been completed. These include The Island Club social center featuring a 5,160-square-foot clubhouse and an adjacent 3,500-squarefoot fitness center with state-of-the-art equipment. Outdoors, a resort-style zeroentry pool offers dedicated lap lanes. At Fiddlers Creek, Stock Signature Homes has released a beautiful new luxury home neighborhood. Stock has released the Capistrano neighborhood in Fiddlers Creek, Canoe Landing in Naples Reserve and has new furnished models and inventory home underway, said Claudine Lger-Wetzel, Vice President of Sales and Marketing at Stock Development. It is an exciting time. Sales are strong as we continue to expand in one of the areas most desirable locations. Capistrano is a spectacular enclave of 33 luxury homes offering five brand new floorplans, featuring a variety of spectacular golf course views. Most of the homes offer views across the beautiful fairways of the championship golf Creek Course. The floorplans also give homebuyers an amazing array of choices. The uniquely designed single and twostory floor plans range from 2,627 to 3,702 square feet under air. They offer extraordinary flexibility with options that give the homes a range of three to six bedrooms. There are from three and one-half baths in the smallest home to four full baths and two half-baths in the largest plan. All of the homes include large great rooms that open to a screened and covered lanai, which features outdoor kitchen and pool bath options. Inside, homeowners may choose a formal dining room, a formal study or extra bedroom suites. The two-story plans include a large loft with a wet bar option and a bath. In each, a bedroom may also be included. All homes include a three-car garage. Prices in Capistrano begin from the mid-$500s.Visit a Stock Sales Center to find the luxury home of your dreams in South Naples!To see all that Stock has to offer, please visit the Stock Development website at www.stockdevelopment.com. Email at info@stockdevelopment.com or call (239) 592-7344. Stock Development is on Facebook at www.facebook. com/FLStockDevelopment. Top: The Cocoplum at Isles of Collier Preserve. Above Left: The Madison in Canoe Landing. Above Right: The Plantation II at Naples Reserve. Left: The Wisteria at Canoe Landing. Below: The Ulyssa at Fiddlers Creek.ADVERTORIAL

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Dont Miss This Special O er on Select Move-In Ready Homes!SAVE UP TO $60,000*Single-Family Home / Lot 195 / 2,333 AC sq. ft.2 Bedrooms / 2.5 Baths / Pool and Spa / Den / Great Room / 3-Car Garage Still able to make selections on options and nishesAvailable Oct. Nov. 2018Was: $812,890 Now: $762,890*Luxury Villa / Lot 620 / 1,780 AC sq. ft.2 Bedrooms / 2 Baths / Den / Pool and Spa Great Room / 2-Car GarageAvailable NOWWas: $560,750 Now: $510,750* PIMENTO MIMOSA Maintenance-Included Luxury Villas? Spacious Single-Family Homes? Move-In Ready Homes? have it!In town. On the water. Beyond the ordinary.(888) 707-1251 | MintoUSA.com5445 Caribe Avenue, Naples, FL 34113Located on US 41/Tamiami Trail East, just south of Thomasson DriveResort recreation at The Isles Club and more! Classic Old Florida Clubhouse | Resort-Style Zero-Entry Pool | Event Lawn | Lap Pool Cabanas | Fitness Center | Pickleball & Tennis Courts | Kayak & Paddleboard Launches Construction underway on The Overlook Bar & Grill | 5 Minutes from Downtown Naples and the Beaches Available membership at adjoining Hamilton Harbor Yacht Club with deepwater access to the Gulf of MexicoLUXURY VILLAS, COACH HOMES & SINGLE-FAMILY HOMES FROM THE MID $300s TO OVER $1.5 MILLIONGuided Boat Tours every Friday Saturday 9:30 am 4 pm and Sunday 11:30 am 3 pm Explore our nature trails and waterways on Minto bicycles and kayaks *Prices shown on MintoUSA.com do not reflect incentive. Minto Communities, LLC 2018. All rights reserved. Content may not be reproduced, copied, altered, distributed, stored or transferred in any form or by any means without express written permission. Artists renderings, dimensions, specifications, prices and features are approximate and subject to change without notice. Minto, the Minto logo, The Isles of Collier Preserve and The Isles of Collier Preserve logo are trademarks of Minto Communities, LLC and/or its affiliates. CGC 1519 880 9/2018. MICP-005492For location, hours of operation and further details about our award-winning communities, visit MintoUSA.com

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RoyalShellRealEstate.co m 239.21 3 Florida Locations: Bonita Springs/Ester o Naples/Marco Island, O North Carolina Locations: Ca s and Sapphire Vall e 1201 GALLEON DR., NAPLES http://royalshell.me/galleondrive Extraordinary 5 BR, 6 BA Estate, Over 9,700 S.F. $ 1 3 8 7 5 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 7 0 2 0 0 6 7 C a l l f o r D e t a i l s 2 3 9 2 1 3 9 1 0 0 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM PORT ROYAL150 13TH AVE. S., NAPLES One Block to Beach & 3rd Street Shopping 4 Bedrooms, 7 Bathrooms, 3.5 Car Garage $ 4 3 7 5 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 7 0 5 3 8 0 0 T h e T a r a n t o T e a m 2 3 9 5 7 2 3 0 7 8 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM OLDE NAPLES1281 STONE CT., MARCO ISLAND Direct Gulf Access Panoramic Sweeping Views of Basin to Gulf $ 3 4 5 0 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 3 0 2 5 4 K e v i n O L e a r y 6 0 3 6 1 6 6 0 1 0 OPEN 9/29 1:00PM 5:00PM MARCO ISLAND4851 BONITA BAY BLVD. #804, BONITA Visit Tavira804.com for Details 3 Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths + Den, 2 Car Garage $ 2 4 9 5 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 0 2 0 2 9 G a r y & J e f f J a a r d a 2 3 9 2 9 3 1 5 0 7 OPEN 9/30 2:00PM 4:00PM BONITA BAY TAVIRA9938 MONTIANO DR., NAPLES Furnished Burano Model w/Decorator Upgrades Immediate Occupancy $ 2 3 9 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 6 0 7 7 5 3 0 P e n i n s u l a S a l e s T e a m 2 3 9 7 7 7 7 2 0 9 OPEN DAILY 10:00AM 5:00PM PENINSULA AT TREVISO BAY9873 MONTIANO CT., NAPLES Quick Delivery Abaco Home 4 Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths, TPC Golf Membership $ 2 0 4 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 2 1 0 4 1 P e n i n s u l a S a l e s T e a m 2 3 9 7 7 7 7 2 0 9 PENINSULA AT TREVISO BAY9415 GULF SHORE DR. #301, NAPLES Spectacular Gulf Views, Beachfront Condo 2 BR, 2 BA, Furnished & Pet Friendly $ 8 4 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 7 0 6 3 9 4 9 L i z A p p l i n g 2 3 9 2 7 2 7 2 0 1 VANDERBILTBEACH9194 HOLLOW PINE DR., ESTERO 4 BR, 3 BA + Den, 3,013 S.F., Lake/Preserve View 42" Cabinets, SS, Granite, Island w/Sink in Kitchen $ 8 4 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 3 4 7 7 5 G r e g L e w i s T h e L e w i s T e a m 2 3 9 2 8 7 1 1 5 8 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM SHADOW WOOD CEDAR GLEN19447 LA SERENA DR., ESTERO 5 Bedroom, 6 Bath Estate Home New Pool & Spa w/Travertine Deck $ 7 9 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 5 6 0 6 2 H o l l y F a g a n T h e F a g a n T e a m 2 3 9 2 4 8 1 2 0 0 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM BELLE LAGO23307 FOXBERRY LN., ESTERO 3 BR, 2.5 BA + Den, Pool Home Lake & Golf Views $ 6 9 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 2 8 6 3 6 G a r y R y a n 2 3 9 2 7 3 6 7 9 6 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM SHADOW WOOD AT THE BROOKS 10218 AVONLEIGH DR., BONITA Lake View, Entertaining Family Home 3 BR, 3 BA + Den, Home Theater $ 5 4 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 4 9 0 0 4 J i m W e s t e r f i e l d W e s t e r f i e l d G r o u p 2 3 9 2 8 7 6 6 1 7 FAIRWINDS3331 GLEN CAIRN CT. #204, BONITA 3 BR, 3 BA, 2nd Floor Condo Glassed-In Lanai w/Southern Exposure $ 5 2 4 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 2 8 7 6 1 C a t h y L i e b e r m a n & C i n d y R e i f f 2 3 9 7 7 7 2 4 4 1 BONITA BAY WATERFORD9844 TREASURE CAY LN., BONITA Outstanding 2 BR + Den, 2.5 BA, Pool/Spa 2,021 S.F. Under Air, 4,063 S.F. Total $ 4 9 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 2 4 4 6 1 T h e B o e g l i n T e a m 2 3 9 2 8 7 6 4 1 4 SPANISH WELLS228 CHESHIRE WAY, NAPLES One of the Few Remaining Parcels Natural Preserve $ 4 9 5 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 4 4 8 9 3 R o g e r S t e n i n g 2 3 9 7 7 0 4 7 0 7 AUDUBON COUNTRY CLUB6509 CALDECOTT DR., NAPLES Lush Tropical Oasis Small Gated Enclave $ 4 2 4 9 0 0 M L S 2 1 7 0 5 1 8 9 4 V i t o B a u e r 2 3 9 7 7 7 7 0 8 0 LELY RESORT CALDECOTT9031 SPRING RUN BLVD., ESTERO Great View, Location & Price 2 BR + Den Attached Villa, 2 Car GA $ 3 9 9 6 8 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 5 7 6 1 8 L e a h A l f i e r i 2 3 9 4 6 4 2 8 2 9 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM SPRING RUN AT THE BROOKS10216 COBBLE HILL RD., BONITA Expansive Lake View Beautiful Pool & Spa $ 3 8 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 4 7 7 7 5 D e b A d a m s B a t e m a n 2 3 9 2 7 3 4 8 2 4 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM HAWTHORNE25211 DIVOT DR., BONITA 3 BR, 2 BA + Den, Lakefront Home No HOA, Endless List of Upgrades $ 3 7 0 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 5 2 9 6 3 T a y l o r E k o v i c h 2 3 9 3 7 0 7 7 1 5 NEW PRICE BONITA GOLF CLUB 25160 GOLF LAKE CIR., BONITA New Roof & Lanai Impact Slider April 2018 Open Plan, Vaulted Ceilings, Tile Floors $ 2 8 9 9 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 3 1 8 1 7 T o m C r e a 2 3 9 3 1 5 1 1 1 1 GREENS AT BONITA10422 AUTUMN BREEZE DR. #201, ESTERO Oak Hammock, Fabulous Views 3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, Large Lanai $ 2 8 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 4 4 9 1 0 S u e E l l e n M a t h e r s 2 3 9 8 7 7 2 7 2 6 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM SHADOW WOOD AT THE BROOKS26497 LUCKY STONE RD. #201, BONITA Mr. & Mrs. Clean Lived Here Private & Pristine Preserve View $ 2 8 4 9 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 5 7 8 6 6 D e b A d a m s B a t e m a n 2 3 9 2 7 3 4 8 2 4 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM HAWTHORNE20921 WILDCAT RUN DR., ESTERO Spacious 3 BR, 2.5 BA, 2 Car GA Villa Lake & Preserve View $ 2 8 2 5 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 5 4 0 8 3 C a r o l J o n e s 2 3 9 2 5 0 4 3 1 0 WILDCAT RUN 12275 LONDONDERRY LN., BONITA 3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms Townhouse w/Master on 1st Floor $ 2 2 2 9 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 4 8 4 4 5 J i m W e s t e r f i e l d W e s t e r f i e l d G r o u p 2 3 9 2 8 7 6 6 1 7 MORTON GROVE6820 STERLING GREENS PL. #2104, NAPLES 1st Floor, Unfurnished, 2 BR, 2 BA Serene Panoramic Views $ 1 9 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 2 7 3 4 0 M a r k S e m e r a r o 2 3 9 3 7 0 2 4 5 5 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM GLEN EAGLE

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m | RoyalShellRentals.com 3 .9100 o Cape Coral, Captiva Island, Fort Myers, cala and Sanibel Island s hiers/Lake Glenville, Highlands e y/Lake Toxaway 5889 SUNNYSLOPE DR., NAPLES 4 Bedrooms, 6 Bathrooms, 4 Car Garage Saltwater Pool, Game & Wine Rooms $ 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 7 0 5 4 2 2 9 T h e T a r a n t o T e a m 2 3 9 5 7 2 3 0 7 8 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM QUAIL WEST9933 MONTIANO DR., NAPLES Furnished Domenica Model w/Decorator Upgrades 4 BR, 4.5 BA + Den, 3 Car Garage $ 2 6 9 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 6 0 8 0 3 1 6 P e n i n s u l a S a l e s T e a m 2 3 9 7 7 7 7 2 0 9 OPEN DAILY 10:00AM 5:00PM PENINSULA AT TREVISO BAY4931 BONITA BAY BLVD. #1001, BONITA 10th Floor, South End Sky Home 4,500 S.F., Private Elevator, Rarely Available $ 2 5 6 0 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 1 4 3 8 5 C o n n i e L u m m i s T h e L u m m i s T e a m 2 3 9 2 8 9 3 5 4 3 BONITA BAY AZURE8460 ABBINGTON CIR. #1822, NAPLES Private & Serene Golf Course Views 3 BR, 3 BA + Den, Remodeled Condo $ 1 1 5 0 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 5 6 8 6 6 D o d o n a & O r n e l a T h e R o b o c i T e a m 2 3 9 7 7 6 8 1 2 3 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM PELICAN BAY CRESCENT380 10TH ST. S. #204, NAPLES Beautiful 2 BR, 3 BA + Den Townhouse Bright & Airy Floor Plan, 1 Car Garage $ 9 9 7 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 0 9 6 9 8 G a l i e t t i T e a m 2 3 9 8 2 6 5 8 9 7 OLD NAPLES MODENA23866 SANCTUARY LAKES CT., BONITA Spectacular Custom Home, 4 BR, 3.5 BA Outdoor FP & Custom Built-In Grill/Bar $ 9 4 9 0 0 0 C a l l f o r D e t a i l s S a n d y K a s s T h e F a g a n T e a m 2 3 9 2 9 2 4 0 4 4 NEW LISTING OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM PELICAN LANDING20529 SHADY GLEN CT., ESTERO Peaceful Preserve Views, Coveted SW Exposure 2 BR, 2 BA + Den, 3 Car GA w/Built-Ins & Sink $ 5 9 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 4 4 5 8 1 M i k e F a g a n T h e F a g a n T e a m 2 3 9 3 4 0 5 4 5 5 CORKSCREW SHORES27141 BRENDAN WAY, BONITA Island Style 3 BR, 3 BA w/Cabana Deeded Boat Dock on Imperial River $ 5 9 8 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 3 7 5 1 9 V a h l e T e a m 2 3 9 4 5 0 7 8 0 5 BRENDAN COVE344 CHANCERY CIR., NAPLES Natural Preserve Over 1/2 Acre on Golf Course $ 5 7 5 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 4 4 8 6 2 R o g e r S t e n i n g 2 3 9 7 7 0 4 7 0 7 AUDUBON COUNTRY CLUB 23296 SANABRIA LP., BONITA Beautifully Appointed 4 BR, 3 BA Custom Home Pool Area w/Tropical Atmosphere, 2 Car Garage $ 6 5 9 9 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 5 2 6 5 6 E l i z a b e t h L o d g e T h e F o r t u n e G r o u p 2 3 9 6 8 2 5 6 1 5 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM BONITA LAKES28180 ROBOLINI CT., BONITA Outstanding Lake, Golf Course & Preserve Views Furnished, 4 BR, 2 BA w/Pool & Spa $ 4 4 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 0 0 3 0 2 T h e B o e g l i n T e a m 2 3 9 2 8 7 6 4 1 4 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM SPANISH WELLS MARBELLA4112 BAYHEAD DR. #201, BONITA Million Dollar Lake, Marsh & Fairway Views Light & Bright 3 BR, 2 BA, 2,017 S.F. $ 4 2 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 5 9 6 2 1 L i n d a R a m s e y 2 3 9 4 0 5 3 0 5 4 NEW LISTING BONITA BAY GREENBRIAR876 HIDDEN TERRACE RD., NAPLES Immaculate Pool Home, 3 BR, 2 BA Updated Metal Roof & Solar System $ 4 2 5 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 5 7 3 5 3 L i z A p p l i n g 2 3 9 2 7 2 7 2 0 1 HIDDEN PINES9083 FALLING LEAF DR., ESTERO Beautiful 3 BR, 2.5 BA Home Upgraded Kitchen, Quartz Countertops $ 4 5 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 4 7 0 6 1 D r u & G r e g M a r t i n o v i c h 2 3 9 3 2 5 3 5 0 5 SHADOW WOOD AT THE BROOKS9681 RAVEN CT., ESTERO Waterfront, Rutenberg Islamorada Model 2 Master Suites, 3 BR, 3 BA, Pool $ 3 6 0 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 1 7 6 6 2 J a m i e L i e n h a r d t 2 3 9 5 6 5 4 2 6 8 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM ROOKERY POINTE9340 SPANISH MOSS WAY, BONITA Beautiful Lake, Golf Course & Preserve View 2 BR, 2 BA + Den, Open Floor Plan $ 3 4 5 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 1 7 8 8 0 J i m G r i f f i t h T h e B o e g l i n T e a m 2 3 9 3 2 2 2 4 0 9 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM SPANISH WELLS9231 PALMETTO RIDGE DR. #101, ESTERO 2 BR, 2 BA + Den, Offered Turnkey 2 Car Garage w/Built-In Cabinets $ 3 0 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 2 3 4 0 8 S u e E l l e n M a t h e r s 2 3 9 8 7 7 2 7 2 6 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM SHADOW WOOD PALMETTO RIDGE10274 COBBLE HILL RD., BONITA Super Clean, Upgraded, Impact Windows Oversized Corner Lot w/Lots of Privacy $ 3 6 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 5 9 8 4 6 D e b A d a m s B a t e m a n 2 3 9 2 7 3 4 8 2 4 NEW LISTING OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM HAWTHORNE7990 HELENA CT., AVE MARIA Move-In Ready, Upgraded Villa Built in 2017 3 BR, 2 BA, 2 Car Garage, 2,000+ S.F. $ 2 5 9 9 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 3 8 2 4 8 C o r y e R e i t e r T h e L u m m i s T e a m 2 3 9 2 7 3 3 7 2 2 OPEN 9/30 1:00PM 4:00PM AVE MARIA4130 BAYHEAD DR. #204, BONITA Furnished, 3 BR, 2 BA, Glassed-In Lanai Dramatic Golf Course & Long Marsh Views $ 2 5 0 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 3 2 2 8 0 C a t h y L i e b e r m a n & C i n d y R e i f f 2 3 9 7 7 7 2 4 4 1 BONITA BAY GREENBRIAR20130 GOLDEN PANTHER DR. #3, ESTERO Furnished Townhouse, 3 BR, 3 BA Lake, Preserve & Golf Course View $ 2 3 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 7 0 6 7 9 8 3 C a r o l J o n e s 2 3 9 2 5 0 4 3 1 0 NEW PRICE WILDCAT RUN1059 MARBLEHEAD DR. #0-3, NAPLES Golf Membership Included Four Miles to Downtown & the Beach $ 2 6 0 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 0 5 6 9 2 M a r k S e m e r a r o 2 3 9 3 7 0 2 4 5 5 OPEN 9/29 1:00PM 4:00PM GLEN EAGLE10321 HERITAGE BAY BLVD. #1514, NAPLES Furnished, 1st Floor, 2 BR, 2 BA Condo Only 100 Steps from On-Site Pool $ 1 9 9 0 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 5 1 7 6 2 T h e B o r d n e r T e a m 2 3 9 9 8 9 8 8 2 9 HERITAGE BAY CC1886 TARPON BAY DR. S. #1-205, NAPLES Resort Style, Preserve Views Centrally Located $ 1 9 1 5 0 0 M L S 2 1 8 0 4 4 7 4 7 D o d o n a & O r n e l a T h e R o b o c i T e a m 2 3 9 7 7 6 8 1 2 3 NEW PRICE TARPON BAY

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B12 REAL ESTATE WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYThe Isles of Collier Preserve where residents celebrate nature and active livingThe Isles of Collier Preserve in Naples by Minto Communities is an award-winning masterplanned community inspired by nature, informed by historic references to the classic southern coastal architecture of Old Naples, and designed to accommodate an active lifestyle that is connected to nature. Just four miles east of downtown Naples, The Isles of Collier Preserve provides residents with a stunningly beautiful private world bordered by Rookery Bay National Estuarine Research Reserve, Naples Botanical Garden and Dollar Bay. More than 1,300 acres of the communitys 2,400 acres are dedicated to natural habitat and nature preserves connected by a network of recreational trails, nature observation stations, bike paths and waterways for kayaking. Residents and visitors enter The Isles of Collier Preserve through a gatehouse archway distinguished by a reflecting pool. Next stop for visitorsthe Discovery Sales Center, described as more nature center than sales center. A Neighbors Room presents displays on neighbors Rookery Bay Reserve, Naples Botanical Garden, and Conservancy of Southwest Florida, among others. A rustic boardwalk encircles a recreated cypress wetland and 14 cypress tree replica. Visitors can take a virtual tour at interactive stations, take an eco-friendly electric boat ride or explore via Minto-provided bicycles or kayaks. World-class amenities inspired by Collier history The Isles Club with its inviting coastal cottage style design inspired by the original Naples Beach Hotel built in 1888 is at the communitys center. Like the original Naples Beach Hotel, The Isles Club is distinguished by a stylized cupola and large awning-shaded front porch. Residents and friends gather at The Isles Club for dining and social functions, swimming in the resort-style pool and lap pool, tennis, pickleball and workouts in the state-of-the-art fitness center. A lushly landscaped event courtyard, yoga lawn and kayak launch provide additional opportunities for outdoor recreation. Waterfront Bar & Grill now under construction Rising along quiet waters in the community is the Overlook Bar & Grill, brimming with the authentic Old Florida charm that pervades the community. Now under construction, the venue is sure to be the new heart of social life at The Isles of Collier Preserve. Residents can gather for cocktails with friends or casual dining, while enjoying vistas of vibrant sunsets over the Cypress Waterway. Home choices to meet every lifestyle Minto offers a selection of 43 innovative, energy-efficient home designs at The Isles of Collier Preserve that complement their spectacular natural surroundings and present a contemporary interpretation of classic Florida coastal home styles. Selections include coach homes, villas and single-family homes ranging from the mid-$300s to more than $1.5 million. For a limited time only, Minto is offering up to $60,000 in purchase incentives on select move-in ready coach homes and up to $50,000 in savings on select single-family and villa homes. Visit 16 furnished models Sixteen furnished models include nine single-family homes, four one-story villas, and three award-winning coach homes. Single-family homes range from 2,016 to 4,327 square feet under air, and are priced from the high-$400s to over $1.5 million. Designed for entertaining, homes feature gourmet kitchens with large seating and serving islands, open floor plans, private guest quarters, and luxurious outdoor living areas with nature and water views. Villas range from 1,565 square feet under air to 1,862 square feet under air, and are priced from the mid-$300s. Villa homes include two to three bedrooms, plus den or hobby room, great room, dining room, two baths, covered lanai and two-car garage. An award-winning master planned community A recognized leader in green construction, Minto has won many national and regional awards for The Isles of Collier Preserve. These include three silver awards from the National Association of Home Builders (NAHB), including the 2016 Best in American Living Award for Best Mixed Community, the 2017 Nationals Award for Best Clubhouse, and the 2017 Best in American Living Award for Best Community Facility. The Isles of Collier Preserve also received the Grand Aurora Award for Master-Planned Community of the Year from the Southeast Building Conference (SEBC), the largest building industry trade show in the southeast, and the Community of the Year award at the Collier Building Industry Association 2016 Sand Dollar Awards. Minto developed The Isles of Collier Preserve using its own funding sources, electing not to utilize Community Development District (CDD) funds, and saving homeowners at The Isles of Collier Preserve thousands of dollars in annual assessments. The Isles of Collier Preserve is located just four miles east of downtown Naples on U.S. 41/Tamiami Trail East. The Discovery Sales Center is open Monday through Saturday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., and Sunday, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. For information on The Isles of Collier Preserve call 888-707-1251 or visit MintoUSA.com. Waterfront homesites just released! For those interested in waterfront living, The Isles of Collier Preserve has just released coach home homesites along scenic Cypress Waterway. Coach homes include one-, twoand three-story floor plans ranging from1,621 square feet under air to 2,960 square feet under air, priced from the mid-$400s to $600s. All include two-car garages. Twoand three-story coach homes also include private elevators. Above: The Isles Club resort-style pool, lap pool, shaded cabanas and sandy beach area provide the ultimate environment for relaxation and socializing. The Isles of Collier Preserve is an award-winning master-planned community. Available coach homes offering up to $60,000 incentive. Above Left: The Overlook Bar & Grill will have the feel of an Old Florida waterside restaurant and honor the areas early fishing history. Above Right: The restaurant will include a large u-shaped bar, and dining table seating. Tiki torch gas lighting will enhance outdoor dining in the evening. Left: Available single-family and villa homes offering up to $50,000 incentive.ADVERTORIAL

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THE BEST QUALITY. THE BEST CHOICES. THE BEST LOCATIONS. MOVE-IN-READY HOMES NOW AVAILABLE! PRESENTINGSTOCKS BEST FLStockDevelopmentBROKER PARTICIPATION WELCOMED. ORAL REPRESENTATIONS CANNOT BE RELIED UPON AS CORRECTLY STATING THE REPRESENTATIONS OF THE DEVELOPER. FOR CORRECT REPRESENTATIONS REFERENCE SHOULD BE MADE TO THE DOCUMENTS REQUIRED BY SECTION 718.503, FLORIDA STATUTES, TO BE FURNISHED BY A DEVELOPER TO A BUYER OR LESSEE. NOT AN OFFERING WHERE PROHIBITED BY STATE LAW. PRICES SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. For directions and complete listings of all our models & communities please visit StockDevelopment.com2639 PROFESSIONAL CIRCLE | SUITE 101 | NAPLES, FL 34119 | 239.592.7344 ULYSSA at FIDDLER'S CREEK GLENMORE at TWINEAGLES MARIGOLD at ISLES OF COLLIER PRESERVE PLANTATION II at NAPLES RESERVE NORMANDY II at QUAIL WEST RUFFINO II at HIDDEN HARBOR QUAIL CREEKWINDSOR III FURNISHED SINGLE FAMILY HOME 4 BEDROOM/4.5 BATH 4,155 sq.ft. $2,465,560HIDDEN HARBORSIESTA SINGLE FAMILY HOME 3 BEDROOM/3 BATH 2,630 sq.ft. $464,990 + optionsMARATHON SINGLE FAMILY HOME 3 BEDROOM/3.5 BATH 2,909 sq.ft. $494,990 + optionsRUFFINO II SINGLE FAMILY HOME 3 BEDROOM/2.5 BATH 2,585 sq.ft. $614,475 MYRTLE WA TERFRONT SINGLE FAMILY HOME 4 BEDROOM/3 BATH 2,813 sq. ft. $899,170 LELY RESORTONLY 20 NEW HOMES AVAILABLESAN MARCO B COACH HOME 3 BEDROOM/3 BATH 2,919 sq. ft. $41 1,810 SAN MARCO B CO ACH HOME 3 BEDROOM/3 BATH 2,919 sq. ft. $419,385 WENTWORTH COACH HOME 2 BEDROOM/2.5 BATH 2,096 sq. ft. $421,215 NAPOLI VILLA 2 BEDROOM/2 BATH 1,882 sq. ft. $439,260 ST. ANDREWS COACH HOME 3 BEDROOM/3.5 BATH 2,738 sq.ft. $579,235TWINEAGLESGLENMORE SINGLE FAMILY HOME 4 BEDROOM/4.5 BATH 3,591 sq.ft. $1,493,495 WYNDAM FURNISHED SINGLE FAMILY HOME 3 BEDROOM/4.5 BATH 4,298 sq.ft. $2,531,825MARCO ISLANDPASADENA FURNISHED SINGLE FAMILY HOME3 BEDROOM/3.5 BATH 2,636 sq.ft. $1,695,000 NAPLES RESERVEMARATHON II SPARROW CAY SINGLE FAMILY HOME3 BEDROOM/3.5 BATH 2,896 sq.ft. $691,370WISTERIA CANOE LANDING FURNISHED SINGLE FAMILY HOME4 BEDROOM/3 BATH 2,445 sq.ft. $874,325BELFIELD PARROT CAY SINGLE FAMILY HOME3 BEDROOM/3.5 BATH 2,812 sq.ft. $899,860PLANTATION II SPARROW CAY FURNISHED SINGLE FAMI LY HOME4 BEDROOM/3.5 BATH 3,244 sq.ft. $937,275FIDDLER'S CREEK MARSH COVECHANDLER SINGLE FAMILY HOME 3 BEDROOM/4.5 BATH 3,136 sq.ft. $1, 142,130 V ALE SINGLE FAMIL Y HOME 4 BEDROOM/4.5 BATH 3,284 sq.ft. $1,198,405 LYNDON SINGLE FAMIL Y HOME 4 BEDROOM/5.5 BATH 3,609 sq.ft. $1,331,195 UL YSSA FURNISHED SINGLE FAMIL Y HOME 5 BEDROOM/4 BATH 3,196 sq.ft. $1,451,290ISLES OF COLLIER PRESERVEMARIGOLD SINGLE FAMILY HOME 4 BEDROOM/4.5 BATH 3,578 sq.ft. $1,300,655 PLUMBAGO SINGLE FAMIL Y HOME 3 BEDROOM/4 BATH 3,714 sq.ft. $1,323,205QUAIL WESTMUIRFIELD V SINGLE FAMILY HOME4 BEDROOM/4.5 BATH 3,375 sq.ft. $1,528,605 NORMANDY II FURNISHED SINGLE FAMILY HOME4 BEDROOM/4.5 BATH 4,124 sq.ft. $2,095,000 WINDSOR III EST ATE HOME 4 BEDROOM/4.5 BATH 4,155 sq. ft. $2,269,925OLDE NAPLESBRUNSWICK FURNISHED CUSTOM ESTATE HOME4 BEDROOM/5.5 BATH 3,823 sq.ft. $4,995,000 PENDING

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY www.FloridaWeekly.com WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 REAL ESTATE B15 Mangrove BayMangrove Bay has exciting construction news that we are pleased to reveal! The Coquina I on Lot 7 at 1315 1st Avenue South is fully furnished and ready for immediate occupancy. With Old Florida inspired architecture, this residence is 2,664 square feet under roof and features a 3-bedroom, 3 bathroom floor plan including a loft area as well. With superior construction features and luxury appointments throughout, the home also enjoys Gulf access with private boat slip included with the purchase. This beautiful home is available for showings seven days a week. An outstanding waterfront address close to Old Naples, Mangrove Bay provides a world-class lifestyle combining estuary views and Gulf of Mexico access with all the nearby shopping and entertainment venues of 5th Avenue South. Time to take advantage of our SUMMER INCENTIVES is running out! Through the end of September, for each new home purchased, over $100,000 in upgrades will be a complimentary inclusion. Upgrades include items such as outdoor kitchens, outdoor fireplaces and electric roll-down screens. Lots 5, 6, 12, and 16 along with the Amenity Center are UNDER CONSTRUCTION! Additionally, construction is now completed on the seawall and boat ramp. Finished models are on the way and slated for completion in Fall 2018. These include Lots 13 and 25, both featuring Coquina II at 3,232 square feet; Lot 26, Amelia I at 3,098 square feet; and Lot 31, Useppa (modified) at 3,488 square feet. Built on Old Naples last remaining significant waterfront property for residential development, the homes at Mangrove Bay are designed for those with exceptional taste desiring an unequaled residence and lifestyle. Soon to break ground is the Gulfshore Playhouse, a cultural icon in Naples which will be a wonderful complement to the Mangrove Bay community. Mangrove Bay offers a choice of one and two-story, Old Naples cottage-style luxury single-family homes complete with private pools and individual boat slips. The Amenities Center has recently begun construction and will have a private on-site concierge to cater to every residents needs which can include recommending and making arrangements for comprehensive property management services. The center will also include stateof the-art wellness/ fitness equipment and ground level storage area for residents kayas, paddle boards and jet-skis. Additionally, a multi-purpose room will be housed there which can be utilized for entertaining, fitness classes and much more. In addition, residents will enjoy easy access to the new 20+/acre Baker Park and bridge accessing the 120+/acre Gordon River Greenway Preserve with trails immediately adjacent to the community. Built by Lotus Construction, LLC the exclusive General Contractor for Mangrove Bay, these waterfront homes are available and wont last long. Come by our Sales Office to learn more about this exciting new construction waterfront community in the heart of Old Naples. ADVERTORIAL RENDERINGS OF ELEVATIONS ARE CONCEPTUAL IN NATURE. FOR ACTUAL ELEVATIONS, REFER TO THE FINAL PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONS FOR THE R ESPECTIVE HOME-TYPE AND ELEVATIONTYPE. MANGROVE BAY IS OFFERED BY GULF GULF COAST INTERNATIONAL PROPERTIES, A LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER. PRICES, FEATURES AND AVAILABILITY SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. LOGO, PHOTOGRAPHY AND ALL RENDERINGS ARE PROPERTY OF MANGROVE BAY, COPYRIGHTED AS SUCH AND MAY NOT BE USED BY A NY OTHER PARTY. R R R R R R R R T T T T T T T T T T T W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W 239.261.2200 | www.mangrovebaynaples.com201 Goodlette Road South | Naples, Florida 34102 Sales Center Hours of Operation: Monday through Friday 10:00am-4:00pm Saturday 11:00am-4:00pm, Sunday 12:00pm 4:00pm or by appointment. www.gcipnaples.comExclusively Represented by: TM Exclusive General Contractor for Mangrove Bay SPECIAL INCENTIVES FOR NEW BUYERS!!!July through September, over $100,000 worth of upgrades will be a complementary inclusion in the purchase of a new home. FEATURED MODELUSEPPA IThe Useppa I on Lot 31 at 1483 2nd Avenue South is nearing completion, just in time for season! With Old Florida inspired architecture, this residence offers a spacious ex space on the 2nd level and expansive 2nd story deck. At 3,488 square feet under roof and featuring 3 bedrooms, a bonus room and 3 1/2 bathrooms, the home includes a Gulf access private boat slip included with purchase. With superior construction features and luxury appointments throughout, this beautiful home is available for showings seven days a week. Living Area: 3,488 sq. ft. Bedrooms: 3 + Flex Space Full Bath: 3 Half Baths: 1 2-Car, Attached FINISHED MODELS ON THE WAY!Under Construction and Slated for Completion in Fall 2018. LOT 13: COQUINA II 3,232 sq. ft. LOT 25: COQUINA II 3,232 sq. ft. LOT 26: AMELIA I 3,098 sq. ft. LOT 31: USEPPA I (Modied) 3,488 sq. ft. LOT 41: KEEWAYDIN I 3,272 sq. ft.

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B16 REAL ESTATE WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY Mediterra15836 Savona Way Naples, FL 855.810.7976 mediterranaples.comQuail West6289 Burnham Road Naples, FL 239.592.1010 QuailWest.comTalis Park16980 Livingston Road Naples, FL 239.449.5900 TalisPark.comTwin Eagles11330 Twin Eagles Boulevard Naples, FL 239.352.8000 TwinEagles.comNaples Square1030 3rd Avenue South #101 Naples, FL 239.228.5800 NaplesSquare.comThe Isles of Collier Preserve5445 Caribe Avenue Naples, FL 844.838.3392 MintoUSA.comLely Resort New Home Sales8038 Signature Club Circle, Bldg 8-102Naples, FL 239.793.2100 stockdevelopment.comMangrove Bay201 Goodlette Road South Naples, FL 239.261.2200 MangroveBayNaples.comResidences at Mercato9123 Strada Place, Suite 7125 Naples, FL 239.594.9400 ResidencesAtMercato.comSeaglass at Bonita Bay26951 Country Club Drive Bonita Springs, FL 239.301.4940 seaglassatbonitabay.comKalea Bay13910 Old Coast Road Naples, FL 239.793.0110 KaleaBay.comAve Maria5076 Annunciation Circle #104 Ave Maria, FL 888.841.3477 AveMaria.comBarrington Cove DR Horton16168 Aberdeen Avenue Naples, FL 239.287.9499 drhorton.com/swfla Naples Reserve14885 Naples Reserve Circle Naples, FL 239.732.1414 naplesreserve.comEleven Eleven Central100 Goodlette-Frank Road South Naples, FL 239.302.6848 1111central.com.comOmega26951 Country Club Drive Bonita Springs, FL 239.301.4940 omegabonitabay.com 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 11 12 14 15 9 1 16 Fronterra by CC Homes8725 Madrid Circle Naples, FL 239.207.3721 FronterraFL.comMockingbird Crossing-DR Horton1546 Mockingbird Drive Naples, FL 239.225.2678 drhorton.com/swflaArtisia Lennar1347 Artesia Drive East Naples, FL 877-45-LENNAR Lennar.com/SWFLSave 17 18 YOUR NEW HOME COMMUNITY FINDER Gulf of MexicoAirport Pullin g RdBayshore Dr7th Rattlesnake Hammock RdRadio RdLivingston RdThomasson DrGoodlette RdVanderbilt Beach RdImmokalee RdFrank Blvd DrLivingston Rd SCray ton Rd111th Ave NPlateau RdGoodlett e RdGulf Shore BlvdPelican Marsh BlvdCounty Barn Rd5th AvPine Ridge RdGolden Gate PkwyLogan BlvdTamiami TrlTamiami TrlTamiami TrlBonita Beach RdSanta Barbara Blvd Santa Barbara BlvdOld Hwy 41Green BlvdGolden Gate BlvdLivingston RdFiddlers Creek PkwyDavis BlvdCollier BlvdCollier BlvdNaples Municipal Airport N Naples Reg Park Beac ParkLely Pelican Bay Naples VineyardsGolden GateIsland WalkNaplesPine RidgeVerona Walk Naples Manor Lely Resort East Naples Port Royal Pass Belle Meade Shell Island Palm River 846 31 867 951 951 84 41 41 75CENTRAL NAPLES NORTH NAPLES OLD NAPLES EAST NAPLES BONITA SPRINGS ESTEROHickory BlvdlBon ita Be ach RdImpe ria l Pkwy Impe rial B oni ta B each Rd SEOld 41 RdShangrila RdCoconut Rd 865 75 NAPLES 1 16103 9 2 4 15 A Av Av M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M A 5 6 7 s s s s s s s s ell Grade RdRandall Blvd47Oil Well Rd p Keais RdEverglades BlvdEverglades BlvdMassey St m okalee RdWilson BlvdDesoto BlvdPlateau RdDesoto Blvd N d Golden Gate BlvdCollier Blvden eOrangetreeGolden Gates Estates 75EAST NAPLES 12 21 11 L 13 14 La Morada2385 Montserrat Lane Naples, FL 877-45-LENNAR Lennar.com/SWFLSaveOrange Blossom Ranch2083 Vermont Lane Naples, FL 877-45-LENNAR Lennar.com/SWFLSave 20 19 17 18 20 19 13 218

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B AndREALTOR, SRES CNE www.BillArndt.com (239) 250-5045Bill@BillArndt.com Te o a be Ct n y23750 VIA TREVI WAY #503$995,000 Va cia Cf r u 1877 PAR DRIVE $379,000Fabulous move in condition home with golf course view. Perfect for large families. Private patio from the golfers view. OPEN HOUSE WED & SUN Richard DrosteSales Associate239.572.5117richard.droste@sothebysrealty.comJacki Strategos, P.A. Sales Associate, GRI, CREN 239.370.1222jacki.strategos@sothebysrealty.com premiersothebysrealty.comSothebys International Realty and the Sothebys International Realty logo are registered service marks used with permission. Each oce is independently owned and operated. BOATERS OPPORTUNITY1830 Menorca Ct.$650,000 Valuable direct access waterway, lovely home with brand new roof. Very large rooms, high ceilings, formal dining room, breakfast area & breakfast bar. 3 BR/2 BA boasts many windows, sliders and skylights. OFFERED FURNISHED/TURNKEYHarbour Boat Club #203$430,000 Island living at its best. Desired south end, 1/10 mile to beach entrance. Very spacious 2nd oor unit overlooks pool, landscaped area & view of canal. Laundry room in unit. Covered parking.1621 Begonia Ct.$370,000 Take advantage of this well priced water lot. Close to park, amenities, shopping & more. Desired southern exposure plus for the boater a quick out to the Gulf.521 S. Heathwood Dr.$154,900 Morning sun to brighten you day when you build your dream home on this inland lot. Eastern exposure, sewer paid, tree lined, Cleared & ready to build. Near Mackle Park. HOMESITE OPPORTUNITIES NEW TO MARKET941 Ironwood Ct.$679,000 Neat as a pin home with many new updates to major items for worry free living. The location of this 3 BR/2 BA inland home is outstanding. Very near beach entrance and central to all shopping, eateries and amenities. Is where your story begins Purchase your dream home with as little as 3% down*. *For well qualified borrowers. Get started. Call today! (239) 908-5864 Or visit www1.LMCU.org/FloridaMortgage Sue@SueMyhelic.com SueMyhelic.com Heritage Bay $219,900Furnished 2nd oor, 2BR, 2BA unit overlooking lake & golf course. 27 hole course & fabulous amenities. Cypress Woods Golf & C.C. $467,9002BR, 2BA corner lot home. Pool/spa, custom outdoor kitchen, awesome golf course view & golf equity. The Dunes $999,999Turnkey furnished 3BR, 3.5BA luxurious condo. Private terrace/spa, new A/C, 2 assigned garage spaces. ENJOY WORLDCLASS AMENITIES! ENJOY A FUN PACKED SOCIAL CALENDAR! OUTDOOR KITCHEN A GRILL MASTERS DREAM! 239-206-16724PercentageRealty.com Naples Lowest Sales Fee Active 55+ Community FULLY FURNISHED NEW HOME $145,5003 bedroom/2 bath Kitchen Bar New Appliances Walk in Closet (888) 265-0605FREE GOLF CART & 1-Year FREE Lifestyle Fees!when you purchase a NEW home at Naples Estates. 400 Palm Haven Blvd., Naples Cal-Am.com/Naples-EstatesJOIN USfor a tour of our new homes and see our huge 55+ activity center under constructionSEP 8 & 22 11am 3pm

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B18 REAL ESTATE WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY Featured Open HouseQUAIL WEST 6320 Burnham Road $2,500,000 Open Sunday 1-4pm Former London Bay Dream Home, magni cent wraparound dreamscape of two lakes, 1st fairway & 18th green views, sumptuous showplace enhanced with every amenity. Includes a GOLF MEMBERSHIP (Priced at $120k) & FURNITURE! Emily K. Bua & Tade Bua-Bell 239.595.0100 John R Wood Properties Call 239.325.1960 to be inculded in Florida Weeklys OPEN HOUSE DIRECTORY NaplesAREA ADDRESS PRICE REAL ESTATE OFFICE AGENT & PHONE NUMBER HOURS PORT ROYAL 1201 Galleon Drive $13,875,000 Royal Shell Real Estate Call for Details! 239.213.9100 Sunday 1-4pm GREY OAKS 2121 Canna Way $5,799,950 Premier Sothebys International Realty Marybeth Brooks 239.272.6867 Sunday 1-4pm OLD NAPLES 150 13th Avenue South $4,375,000 Royal Shell Real Estate The Taranto Team 239.572.3078 Sunday 1-4pm THE MOORINGS 611 Springline Drive $3,195,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Carrie Ryan 239.821.1417 Sunday 1-4pm QUAIL WEST 5889 Sunnyslope Drive $3,100,000 Royal Shell Real Estate The Taranto Team 239.572.3078 Sunday 1-4pm BELLAGIO 10620 Gulfshore Drive PH802 $2,999,999 Gulf Breeze Real Estate Sue Myhelic 239.266.6444 Sunday 1-4pm THE PENINSULA AT TREVISO BAY 9933 Montiano Drive $2,699,000 Royal Shell Real Estate Peninsula Sales Team 239.777.7209 Daily 10am-5pm QUAIL WEST 6320 Burnham Road $2,500,000 John R Wood Properties Emily K. Bua & Tade Bua-Bell 239.595.0097 Sunday 1-4pm GREY OAKS ESTUARY AT GREY OAKS 2394 Grey Oaks Drive North From $2,495,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Sales Of ce 239.262.5557 Mon-Sat 9am-5pm & Sun 12-5pm THE PENINSULA AT TREVISO BAY 9938 Montiano Drive $2,399,000 Royal Shell Real Estate Peninsula Sales Team 239.777.7209 Daily 10am-5pm THE MOORINGS 441 Wedge Drive $2,250,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Sheila Lytle 239.293.5040 Sunday 1-4pm FIDDLERS CREEK ISAL DEL SOL 3848 Isla Del Sol Way $2,199,999 Premier Sothebys International Realty ML Meade 239.293.4851 Sunday 1-4pm LAKE PARK 1187 10th Avenue North $2,049,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Melinda Gunther 239.297.2155 Sunday 1-4pm PARK SHORE 543 Parkwood Lane $1,500,000 John R Wood Properties Emily K. Bua & Tade Bua-Bell 239.595.0097 Sunday 1-4pm LOGAN WOODS 5385 Palmetto Woods Drive $1,499,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Michelle Thomas 239.860.7176 Sunday 1-4pm RESIDENCES AT MERCATO 9123 Strada Place #7125 From $1,325,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Sales Of ce 239.594.9400 Mon-Sat 10am-6pm & Sun 12-6pm TIBURON ESPERANZA 2751 Tiburon Boulevard East #101 $1,325,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Kimberly Wagner 239.571.5474 Sunday 1-4pm QUAIL WEST 4649 Idylwood Lane $1,300,000 John R Wood Properties Emily K. Bua & Tade Bua-Bell 239.595.0097 Sunday 1-4pm PARK SHORE 4053 Crayton Road $1,294,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Debra and Marty McDermott 239.564.4261 Sunday 1-4pm PELICAN BAY CRESCENT 8460 Abbington Circle #1822 $1,150,000 Royal Shell Real Estate Dodona & Ornela, The Roboci Team 239.776.8123 Sunday 1-4pm THE DUNES 295 Grande Way #02 $999,999 Gulf Breeze Real Estate Sue Myhelic 239.266.6444 Saturday 1-4pm PELICAN BAY CRESCENT 8429 Abbington Circle #522 $879,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Frank Pezzuti 239.216.2445 Sunday 1-4pm GREY OAKS 2305 Residence Circle #101 $745,000 John R Wood Properties Emily K. Bua & Tade Bua-Bell 239.595.0097 Sunday 1-4pm VANDERBILT YACHT & RACQUET CLUB 11030 Gulf Shore Drive #201 $724,900 Premier Sothebys International Realty Jon Peter Vollmer 239.250.9414 Sunday 1-4pm CROSSINGS MILL RUN 6914 Wellington Drive $659,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Dina Moon 239.370.1252 Sunday 1-4pm BENT CREEK PRESERVE 9323 Glenforest Drive $649,900 Premier Sothebys International Realty Charlina Mcgee 239.770.1911 Sunday 1-4pm IMPERIAL GOLF ESTATES 1952 Imperial Golf Course Boulevard $625,000 4 Percentage Realty Bob Dratler 239.206.1672 Open by appointment COCONUT RIVER 2537 Clipper Way $549,999 Premier Sothebys International Realty Ximena Silva 239.682.6141 Sunday 1-4pm THE MOORINGS EXECUTIVE CLUB 3300 Gulf Shore Boulevard North #116 $518,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Patricia Grace Joyce 310.739.4273 Sunday 1-4pm VANDERBILT SURF COLONY 17 Bluebill Avenue #305 $499,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Joanne MacLeod 239.272.7679 Sunday 1-4pm PORTA VECCHIO AT MEDITERRA 17005 Porta Vecchio Way #202 $479,000 John R Wood Properties Emily K. Bua & Tade Bua-Bell 239.595.0097 Sunday 1-4pm NAPLES PARK 820 110th Anvenue North $399,000 Gulf Breeze Real Estate Sue Myhelic 239.266.6444 Sunday 1-4pm TWIN EAGLES 12022 Covent Garden Court #401 $329,900 Premier Sothebys International Realty Vanya Demireva 239.565.0550 Sunday 1-4pm HERITAGE BAY 10020 Siesta Bay #9016 $305,000 Gulf Breeze Real Estate Sue Myhelic 239.266.6444 Saturday 1-4pm LELY RESORT 8986 Cambria Circle #2203 $299,900 4 Percentage Realty Bob Dratler 239.206.1672 Open by appointment VERONA WALK 8098 Chianti Lane $295,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Diane Mato 239.777.7358 Sunday 1-4pm GLEN EAGLE MONTCLAIR PARK 1059 Marblehead Drive #0-3 $260,000 Royal Shell Real Estate Mark Semeraro 239.370.2455 Saturday 1-4pm GLEN EAGLE STERLING GREENS 6820 Sterling Greens Place #2104 $199,000 Royal Shell Real Estate Mark Semeraro 239.370.2455 Sunday 1-4pmAve MariaAVE MARIA DEL WEBB 7990 Helena Court $259,900 Royal Shell Real Estate Corye Reiter, The Lummis Team 239.273.3722 Sunday 1-4pmMarco IslandMARCO ISLAND 1281 Stone Court $3,450,000 Royal Shell Real Estate Kevin OLeary 603.616.6010 Saturday 1-5pm FRENCH VILLAGE 411 South Collier Boulevard #202 $425,000 Premier Sothebys International Realty Cynthia A. 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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENTNAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY | SECTION CWWW.FLORIDAWEEKLY.COM INSIDEWEEK OF SEPTEMBER 27-OCTOBER 3, 2018 Arts CommentaryHow one woman became Americas sex expert: Becoming Dr. Ruth. C12 Cuisine ReviewA prime location and great seafood make the Boathouse a winner. C27 At the moviesTake an ax to the film Lizzie, our critic advises. Its not worth the ticket price. C17 Evie Alexander may not know where all of Punta Gordas bodies are buried, but she certainly knows where its ghosts are lurking. And shed love to show you the places. As owner of Southwest Florida Walking Tours, her most popular event is the Haunted History Walking Tour a sojourn around some of the more shall we say spiritually active parts of the city. Stopping at different venues, she recounts the stories of murder and tragedy, and points out the venues where Sances highlight Punta Gordas supernatural history THREETOSEEEBY BOB MASSEYbmassey@ oridaweekly.com SEE SEANCES, C18 THISTRIOOFLOCALBANDSISWORTHSEEINGVERY BAND STARTS OUT LOCAL. Members practice in the garage, in the rec room, in the bedroom. They take lessons, they watch YouTube videos, they teach themselves. They sing in church, play in bars and restaurants. Some of them hit it big. And while Southwest Florida isnt Austin, or Nashville, or Brooklyn, we have our share of burgeoning musicians. Inside are a few worth checking out.BY NANCY STETSONnstetson@ oridaweekly.com SEE THREE, C4 Above from left to right: Hot Buttered Nuggets, The Woodwork and Mike Imbasciani.COURTESY AND VANDY MAJOR / FLORIDA WEEKLY PHOTOS DONNA VALENTI / FLORIDA WEEKLYChris Smith, left, and medium Astariahh experiment with a Ouija board while medium Penelope waits to write down any potential messages. Marco Island | 239.642.2222 S.E. Naples | 239.449.3400 Broad Avenue | 239.434.2424 Fifth Avenue | 239.434.8770 Grey Oaks-Estuary | 239.262.5557 The Village | 239.261.6161 The Gallery in Central Naples | 239.659.0099 Vanderbilt | 239.594.9494 Residences at Mercato | 239.594.9400 Bonita Springs | 239.948.4000 Sanibel Island | 239.472.2735 Rentals | 239.262.4242

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C2 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY Heel pain in the morning can be easily resolved.1 New customized total ankle implants for end stage ankle arthritis, see us now.2 Diabetic infections kill more people than breast cancer and AIDS. If diabetic, must see us now.3 Ingrown toenails can lead to bone infection; we treat them fast.4 Dull Achilles pain can lead to ruptures, if untreated.5 Top pickleball injuries seen include foot fractures from ankle sprains.6 Moving Forward Recognized AmongstAmerican Top Podiatrists 2010, 2014, 2016, 2017 & 2018 Dr. Kevin Lam, FACFAS, DABLES, DABPSDr. Glenn Woodley, DPM, AACFAS 730 Goodlette Road, Suite #102, Naples HOURS: Mon-Fri 8am-5pm, Sat 9am-12pmDr. W. Drew Chapman, AACFAS 12250 Tamiami Trail East, Suite #101, Naples HOURS: Mon-Fri 8am-5pmDr. Rikhil Patel, DPM, AACFAS 840 111 Avenue North, Suite #3, Naples HOURS: Mon-Fri 8am-5pm (239) 430-3668 www.NaplesPodiatrist.comSame Day Appts for new & established patientsBoard Certi ed in Reconstructive Ankle Surgery. Board Certi ed in Foot Surgery. 8 New Facts About Your Feet & Ankles Avoid SurgeryLive Amniotic Stem Cell erapy For Knee, Ankle and Foot Pain. LONGEST TRACK RECORD OF FOOT & ANKLE SURGERY SUCCESS IN COLLIER COUNTYFinding gold amid the shades of grayWhile most everyone I know is on a constant quest to turn back the hands of time, I am on a mission to go gray. I want gray hair and not gloomy, drab gray hair I want long, striking, silver tresses. It should be easy, right? As one ages, ones hair naturally turns gray. Im ready to embrace that stage of life. No more hair coloring appointments every six weeks and no more fretting about my roots. There has to be a freedom in letting go and letting gray be gray. Unfortunately, its not that easy. Not all gray hair is created equal, and mine is a hot mess. The hair around my temples is as white as snow, up top and in the front there are a few lackluster gray hairs mixed with brown, while the back is completely brown. My friend Lydia, who is around 10 years younger than me, has long thick dark hair with what she calls tinsel sprinkled liberally throughout. I covet her mane. The sparkly silver hairs almost look like carefully placed highlights and they complement her big blue eyes and her youthful freckles. I recently ran into my friend Sue, who I hadnt seen in a while (shes 50-something and used to be a brunette) and she was sporting a flattering pixie cut that looked platinum. You went blonde! I said. Nope, she said, I just let my white grow in. It looked shiny and healthy and glamorous and it just grew out of her head like that! My friend Lyndseys hair is lily white shes tall with a beautiful smile and she wears happy, bright colors all the time when she walks into a room, heads turn. I recently saw a picture on Facebook of a friend I went to high school with she looked as pretty as she did in ninth grade with her upturned nose, slightly crooked teeth, and brown skin but her hair was now long, salt-and-pepper dreadlocks and she looked fabulous. I love this renaissance of not just accepting our silver, our gray and our white but embracing it, flaunting it and not covering it with chemicals and foils. Actresses like Jamie Lee Curtis and Helen Mirren look both sexy and powerful with their silver hair. And white-haired models like Carmen DellOrefice and Gillean McLeod rock runways in New York and Milan. Times have changed. It used to be that when men went gray, they looked distinguished while gray-haired women were compared to crones. But now, even hipster young girls in their 20s have taken to dying their hair gray. Gray is the new blonde and well happily take 50 shades of it. But not all of us are so fortunate to go gray gracefully. My fathers thick head of hair went completely white when he was in his 30s, but that gene passed me by and Im left with a sort of calico conundrum sprouting from my scalp. The answer is more bleach until the rest of my head gets on board with my temples and until then, Ill continue to compliment my beautiful tinselhaired friends every time I see them because I love how they smile when I say, You make gray look gorgeous. stephanieDAVIS sdavis@floridaweekly.com

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 C3 475 SEAGATEDRIVE, NAPLES, FL34103 (844) 249-5309 | NAPLESGRANDE.COM/SPA complimentary valet parkingIndulge in the ultimate relaxation at our full service luxury spaincluding hair + nail salon. Massages, facials, hair + nail services, and more. Ask about our monthly specials + customizable packages for your upcoming birthday, bachelorette, or bridal party!9am-6pm daily THIS WEEK ON WGCUTVTHURSDAY, SEPT. 27, 8 P.M. Jamestown Part 1 The announcements plastered throughout the streets of London were quite enticing. They promised passage to the New World, as well as a house, food, clothing, land, even a share of profits earned by the sponsoring company. The Virginia Company of London was desperate to populate its struggling colony in America. FRIDAY, SEPT. 28, 10 P.M. The Hispanic Heritage Awards See the countrys highest tribute to Latinos by Latinos. SATURDAY, SEPT. 29, 8 P.M. Antiques Roadshow Birmingham, Part 2 The show heads to Birmingham, Ala., not only to search for hidden treasures, but also to explore important moments in U.S. history, too. SUNDAY, SEPT. 30, 8 P.M. The Durrells in Corfu Season 3, Part 1 The series returns for a third season of eccentric family adventures on a Greek isle in the 1930s. Based on the memoirs of Gerald Durrell, it stars Keeley Hawes as widowed mother Louisa Durrell. MONDAY, OCT. 1, 10 P.M. POV Dark Money A political thriller examines one of the biggest threats to democracy: the influence of untraceable corporate money on American elections and elected officials. TUESDAY, OCT. 2, 8 P.M. The Great American Read Villains & Monsters Explore the lessons from American novels through the villains, monsters and evil forces. An episode in the PBS series searching for Americas favorite book. WEDNESDAY, OCT. 3, 10 P.M. Secrets of the Dead The Woman in the Iron Coffin In 2011, construction workers were shocked to uncover human remains in an abandoned lot in the Elmhurst neighborhood of Queens, N.Y. Buried in an elaborate and expensive iron coffin, the body belonged to a young African American woman who died in the first half of the 19th century. Who was she? Dark Money, 10 p.m. Oct. 1. Healing and transforming lives through the Arts Tickets & Information: storytellerscreativearts.org or (239) 591-6649 KALEIDOSCOPE OF THE ARTSTURNING BROKEN LIVES AROUNDA Storytellers Creative Arts BenetNOVEMBER 15, 2018, 5:30 PMHilton Naples Naples, FLAn art-lled, artful, colorful evening celebrating the healing power of the arts-with high-value silent auctions, dinner, and a kaleidoscope of entertainment! DAN MILLERJazz TrumpeterLEW DEL GATTOJazz SaxophonistBOB PETTERSONStoryteller and AuthorPAUL JOACHIMThe Chocolate GeniusSTACEY DEFFENBAUGHNBC2 News Anchor

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C4 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLYThe Woodwork thewoodworkmusic.comThe Woodwork, a four-piece Naplesbased band, describes its group this way on its website: woods, metals, skins, bones, voices. Thats kind of a visual reference to all the wooden instruments (and elements that go into our band), says Taylor Freydberg, who plays guitar and sings. The bands name, he says, is a kind of appreciation for the phrase, out of the woodwork, substance appearing out of thin air. We liked the idea of tying that into music creation, how a song or melody comes out of nowhere. In addition to Mr. Freydberg, the group consists of Christina Ortega (vocals), Mayo Coates (drums) and Julio Pintos (upright bass). The group has a Squirrel Nut Zippers vibe to it, singing swinging jazz songs. Mr. Freydberg describes their sound as folk/jazz/indie, the three genres we play around with. Weve been touching on gypsy swing, he says. We fell into that. Christina brought that vibe. She comes from more of a jazz vibe, whereas my background is more folk and fingerpicking. They try to incorporate as much of their own music as they can into their shows, but in the music scene in Southwest Florida, bands have to have three 45-minute sets worth of music, he explains. So they include covers of bands such as Devil Makes Three, Wildbelle and Brown Bird, as well as musicians such as Valerie June. Mr. Freydberg met Ms. Ortega at a local musician and artist mixer called Live Art, in Naples. They started meeting weekly and playing music together, and their relationship also became romantic. Mr. Coates, the drummer, was the original drummer for the Wholetones, a group Mr. Freydberg used to play with. He joined the group, along with Mr. Pintos, who is Mr. Freydbergs stepfather. He calls him one of the few upright bass players in Naples, explaining that in our music scene, the majority play electric. Mr. Freydberg will write a melody and Ms. Ortega will write the lyrics, or vice versa. And more recently, shes been singing a couple of songs in Spanish, too. Lately weve been trying new things, to make it more interesting, he says. The group still performs North, one of his songs from his Wholetones days. He wrote both the lyrics and melody. It was written about leaving Florida, touching on escapism, he says. Its not a bad place to be. It could be worse. Its a good place to build something. We have a lot of support down here and have built a lot of relationships. Our end goal is to travel and get out more, and play St. Pete and Tampa.>> Beginning Nov. 1, The Woodwork will play from 6:30-9:30 p.m. every Tuesday night at the Bone Hook Brewing Company on Marco Island and from 7-10 p.m. at SoHo in downtown Fort Myers during every monthly Music Walk. That band will host a concert at 7 p.m. Feb. 9 at the Norris Center in Naples, with Kyle Anne, Mountain Holler and the West King String Band, a four-piece band out of Asheville, NC. The event will include two food trucks and an art show.Mike Imbascianimikeimbasciani.comMike Imbasciani, of Port Charlotte, speaks through his electric guitar. On the cusp of turning 22, hes no longer young enough to be called a child prodigy as he was for a while, but he still plays guitar with a skill and dexterity far beyond his years. He started playing guitar when he was 5. I wanted to play the drums, he explains, but my mom said that wasnt a real instrument. She said I could either play the piano or guitar. So Mr. Imbasciani chose the guitar. He did get a drum kit when he was 7. And he started playing harmonica and piano as well. He began playing professionally at age 11 and headed a band when he was 14, Mike Imbasciani and His BluezRockerz. Hes the only one in his family who plays music. My parents are really into music, he says. My Dad grew up listening to all the music of the Woodstock era, Hendrix, Clapton. I started with The Beatles, playing a lot of Beatles and Bob Dylan, actually. The first two songs he learned to play on the electric guitar were both Beatles songs: Eight Days a Week and A Hard Days Night. His first Dylan tune was Like a Rolling Stone. Hes not self-taught. He took lessons from four different guitar teachers as well as vocal and piano lessons. I do read music slightly, he says. Im more of a feel player. And whatever it is that allows a person to express himself through guitar strings, Mr. Imbascianis got it. Ive certainly been blessed, he says. Its a God-given talent. Im lucky to have the abilities I have and do what Ive been able to do. He has performed not just locally but at BB Kings Blues Clubs in Orlando and Nashville, the House of Blues in Orlando, Tootsies World Famous Orchid Lounge in Nashville, and the now-defunct Tobacco Road in Miami. He has also played at dozens of festivals and has opened for Boney James, Spyro Gyra and Rick Braun. His favorite guitarists, and also a good representation of what I play, are Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Brian Setzer of the Stray Cats. Those are the ones I try to emulate, he says. He loves to play Crossroads by Cream, Rock This Town by the Stray Cats and Hug You and Squeeze You and Pride and Joy by Stevie Ray Vaughan. Feel is a big aspect of (playing well), he says. Just playing a bunch of notes doesnt mean anything if you have no feel behind the music. Last year he played almost 150 shows; this year, hes already booked for 170. And hes booked for almost every Friday and Saturday in 2019. I try to bring the best show possible, he says, a high energy show, with the best music for people to always remember.>> Some upcoming dates for Mike Imbasciani and His BluezRockerz include: 8-11 p.m. at Leroys Southern KitchenBar in Punta Gorda, on Sept. 29, Oct. 18 and 27; 4 to 7 p.m. at TTs Tiki Bar in Punta Gorda on Oct. 7 and 21; and 7:30-10:30 p.m. at Berts Bar in Matlacha on Sept. 28, Oct. 12 and a Steampunk Halloween Celebration on Oct. 26.Hot Buttered Nuggetswaywardst.wixsite.comThe Hot B utter ed Nuggets is like a complete vaudeville show performed by a duo. For just two people, Cape Coral-based Douglas Everton and his wife, Ruby Collins, make a lot of sound. Ms. Collins plays the upright bass or a washtub bass an antique washtub with a nylon string hanging from a closet rod while her husband plays the banjo, a high hat cymbal, sings and mimics trumpet noises with his voice. The Washington Times once compared him to Rich Little with a brass section for his accurate mimicry, and others have said the duo sounds more like a seven-piece band. Typically, when people come up and ask him how he makes those horns sounds, hell say, Rubys a ventriloquist and Ive been lip syncing all night. Hes been producing vocal horn sounds since he was 9 or 10, listening to Dixieland music. I just started listening to the old groups from the s and s, and started emulating them, he says. Their repertoire is wide, performing songs from everyone from Louis Armstrong to Louis Prima. Sometimes, hell throw in some Elvis or Johnny Cash, or even Tom Waitts. I always liked Louis Armstrong, he says. I started working on using his voice and personality and character, to inject into my style of singing. And that evolved into Leon Redbone and Tom Waitts and even Jimmy Rogers, who was someone my grandfather used to like. When Louis Armstrong played with his Hot Five, there was so much personality going on, his whole aura, thats what really sent me, I guess. I said, I want to be like that. And then, he said, there was something about the way Louis Prima and Phil Harris talked, the slang of the day. At some point, I started talking like them instead of like the other kids, Mr. Everton says. I wanted to be different. All the other kids wanted to be like everybody else. I started thinking, I wasnt very popular with the kids in school, OK. It doesnt matter if I like this music or not. What does Hot Butter ed Nuggets play? I call it hokem jazz, he says. Tin Pan Alley. Vintage Americana. Its jazz and blues and popular music from the 0s, s and s, the great era. People dont write songs like Somewhere Over the Rainbow or Hoagy Carmichael songs like Georgia on My Mind, stuff like that. Cole Porter and George Gershwin. The prettiest song I ever heard in my life was George Gershwins Rhapsody in Blue. They also dress the part, Ms. Collins in long dresses and pearls, Mr. Everton in a straw boater and suspenders. We dress like flappers and Dapper Dan kind of thing, he says. I play in my own way. We sound like some street musicians from New Orleans, with a Hawaiian twist. People think: Leon Redbone. I try to emulate my grandfather, who sounded like Leon Redbone, before I even knew who Leon Redbone was. When I first heard Leon Redbone, I thought, That sounds like my grandpa. I buy costumes that look like Leon Redbone. The old songs, he sings them true to form. And I try to do them true to form too.>> Hot Butter ed Nuggets can be seen from 7-10 p.m. at Slates in Cape Coral on Wednesday nights, at from 7:30-10:30 p.m. every Thursday at 86 Room in downtown Fort Myers. THREEFrom page 1 The Woodwork, above, and Mike Imbasciani, at left. Hot Buttered Nuggets.

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY www.FloridaWeekly.com WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT C5 Canyon 336 Exceptional quality for less than you might think Come see for yourself. Boating has always been a call to adventure, exploration and discovery. When you are aboard a vessel that is as durable, seaworthy and safe, as well as comfortable, it is natural that distant ports will beckon. So, cast off for Bimini, the Bahamas, Mexico, the Tortugas, or even to a neighboring state, but be sure you understand and stay compliant with the rules and regulations for each place you visit even if just passing through. Follow every rule to the letter including those regarding possession, size and bag limits for fish.Safety firstSmart boating travel is largely a matter of planning and paying attention to common sense safety practices. Make certain that your boat is properly equipped for the voyage, that you have plenty of supplies including food and water aboard, and that you have a contingency plan for weather. Some rules of thumb: Be sure you have all required or needed safety gear and that your safety gear is in excellent working order. This should include routine inspections of your life raft and EPRIB or PLB if applicable. Make certain life jackets are serviceable and appropriately sized for all crew. Plan, plan, plan. Make a realistic, detailed float plan and dont travel alone. Solo passages are for experts and can be dangerous. In the absence of local knowledge, proceed with caution, and carry backups for navigation and charting in case your primary fails. Consider fuel stops, docking accommodations and food/water needs when planning your travel. Discover Boating has excellent, detailed tips on boating travel and safety. Additionally, many books have been written about navigation through certain areas specifically the Keys, Bahamas and Dry Tortugas. Consider talking to someone who has voyaged to your destination before for hidden tips.Boating/fishing outside of your own state watersIf you cross into and fish adjacent state waters, nonresident fishing licenses are required. The Take Me Fishing website is a great source of information on obtaining both resident and non-resident licensing across the U.S. You can also contact fish and wildlife offices directly in the states you plan to fish. Transiting through the Intracoastal Waterway or around the Great Loop is pretty straightforward, but if you decide to stop and fish along the way be sure you know the rules and regulations in the areas you intend to enjoy. And bear in mind that things can get confusing when you cross into federal waters (3 miles) due to the lack of uniformity between states. Some states allow continuous transit, but others do not; for almost everywhere that allows continuON THE WATER Tips on trips: Visiting other places on your boatous transit, fishing gear must be stowed and the burden of proof is up to the boaters. The Bahamas require a cruise permit and some research of their own including restrictions on how fish can be taken. Plan your trip and get the licensing and information before you leave your dock. Visit the Take Me Fishing (www.takemefishing.org) website for information on how to get a fishing licensing in any U.S. state. Visit the Captain John (http://www. captainjohn.org/GL-ICW2.html) website for good information on the Intracoastal Waterway including the Great Loop.International tripsThe entire crew must have valid passports, and you must clear customs and immigration when entering foreign waters including Mexico and Canada. In the Bahamas, you will need a Bahamas cruising and fishing permit (costs are based on vessel size and trip length). On any international trip, get the latest fishing and cruising regulations in your transit areas and at your destination and follow them to the letter. This site has excellent information for any boaters planning any international trip: https://www.getmyboat. com/resources/tips-for-renters/305/ tips-for-boating-in-international-watersSo, when the distant ports beckon, research everything you can about relevant safety equipment, fishing laws and licensing laws before you cast off your home dock. Whether youre exploring the adjacent state with your family, or voyaging the Atlantic, Caribbean or Gulf with fishing buddies, stay safe and have fun.

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C6 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WHAT TO DO, WHERE TO GOTHEATERPeter & The Starcatcher By The Naples Players Oct. 3-28 at Sugden Community Theater. 263-7990 or www. naplesplayers.org. Ill Eat You Last By The Studio Players Oct. 5-21 at Golden Gate Community Center. 4701 Golden Gate Pkwy. 398-9192 or www.thestudioplayers.org.Anna in the Tropics By The Laboratory Theater of Florida on select dates through Sept. 30. 1634 Woodford Ave., Fort Myers. 218-0481 or www.laboratorytheaterflorida.com.Lets Go To The Movies By Broadway Palm Theatre through Sept. 29. 1380 Colonial Blvd., Fort Myers. 2784422 or www.broadwaypalm.com.42nd Street By Broadway Palm Theatre Oct. 4-Nov. 17. 1380 Colonial Blvd. 278-4422 or www.broadwaypalm.com. Becoming Doctor Ruth By Florida Repertory Theatre through Oct. 21 in the ArtStage Studio Theatre. 2268 Bay St. 332-4488 or www.floridarep.org.UrineTown: The Musical By TheatreZone Oct. 11-14 at G&L Theatre. 13275 Livingston Road. 888-966-3352 or ww.theatre.zone. In Flight: The Story of Sabine Van Dam By Gulfshore Playhouse in collaboration with Unitarian Universalist Congregation of Greater Naples at 11:15 a.m. Sunday, Oct. 14, at the church. 6340 Napa Woods Way. 455-6553 or www.uunaples.org. An Iliad By Gulfshore Playhouse Oct. 20-Nov. 4 at The Norris Center. 755 Eighth Ave. S. 866-811-4111 or www. gulfshoreplayhouse.org. Rehearsal for Murder By The Marco Players Oct. 24-Nov. 11 at The Marco Players Theater. 1089 N. Collier Blvd. 642-7270 or www.themarcoplayers.org.THURSDAY9.27Pups in the Garden Put your favorite pooch in the car (dont forget the leash) and head to Naples Botanical Garden for canine-friendly hours from 3-5 p.m. (also 9-11:30 a.m. Sunday and 8-11 a.m. Tuesday). Free for garden members and their dogs; regular admission for humans plus $9.95 for their dogs. www.naplesgarden.org. FRIDAY9.28Fresh & Local Golden Gate Community Center hosts a farmers market from 2-7 p.m. each Friday. 206-4339 or www.colliergov.net.Art Reception Naples Art Association hosts an opening reception for its newest exhibition, Morris Herstein: A Fusion of Photos, from 5:30-7:30 p.m. The show runs through Oct. 27. $10. 850 Park St. 262-6517 or www.naplesart.org. SATURDAY9.29To Market, To Market Stock up on fresh produce and locally made goodies at the Third Street South farmers market from 7:30-11:30 a.m. 434-6533 or www.thirdstreetsouth.com.Sail Away Naples Model Yacht Club hosts radio-control model sailboat racing at 9:30 a.m. each Saturday behind Dicks Sporting Goods. 5955 Na ples Blvd. www.naplesmyc.org.All Aboard Volunteer docents from the Naples Train Museum are on hand at the Naples Depot Museum from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. today to help visitors of all ages enjoy the outdoor and indoor trains. Corner of 10th St. S. and Fifth Ave. S. www.naplestrainmuseum.org. Party in the Estuary Rookery Bay Environmental Learning Center celebrates the 40th annual National Estuary Day with guided tours, paddleboard demonstrations, presentations and much more from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Free, $25 for VIP. 300 Tower Road. 530-5940 or www.rookerybay.org.Bless You Everglades Citys Rod & Gun Club hosts its annual blessing of the stone crab fleet followed by arts & crafts vendors, family activities, live music and more from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. 260-4577 or www.evergladeshistorical.com. Laugh-In Stage 2 Improv performs at 8 p.m. at Joan Jenks Auditorium at Golden Gate Community Park. $15. 4701 Golden Gate Pkwy. 398-9192 or www. thestudioplayers.org. Funny Guy Comedian Bob Marley performs at Off The Hook Comedy Club tonight and Sunday, Sept. 30. 2500 Vanderbilt Beach Road. 389-6901 or www.offthehookcomedy.com. SUNDAY9.30Fresh Produce Take your grocery list to the Naples Farmers Market from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the corner Pine Ridge and Livingston roads.Flashback Cinema Silverspot at Mercato screens Young Frankenstein (1974) at 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. A descendent of the mad scientist is invited to Transylv ania and discovers the process of reanimating a body. $11.70-$15.50. 5920800 or www.silverspot.net. Wind Concert FGCUs Wind Orchestra performs at 3 p.m. at Artis Naples. 597-1900 or www.artisnaples. org. MONDAY10.1Art Exhibition Artist Michaela Castaldi hosts an exhibition of her newest watercolor paintings today through Oct. 31 at her gallery in Naples Art District. 6240 Shirley St. 272-6383 or www. artworkbymichaela.com. Films for Film Lovers Centers for the Arts Bonita Springs screens Nobody Else But You (2011) at 7 p.m. A bestselling crime novelist who is desperately looking for a new story on the apparent suicide of a small-town, aspiring model who thought she was a reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe. $10. 10150 Bonita Beach Road. 495-8989 or www.artcenterbonita.org. WEDNESDAY10.3Meditation Event The Gypsy Sea Witch hosts a crystal bowl meditation from 7-7:30 p.m. each Wednesday at Koreshan State Park. $20, registration required. 3800 Corkscrew Road. 754-4449779 or www.thegypsyseawitch.com. Meet The Artist Artist Morris Herstein greets guests for an illustrated walk through his photo exhibition at Naples Art Association at 10 a.m. Free. 850 Park St. 262-6517 or www.naplesart.org. Art ALIVE The galleries and studios of Naples Art District, the area west of Airport-Pulling and north of Pine Ridge roads, open their doors to the public from 5-8 p.m. Look for the magenta and white art flags to locate participating galleries. Free. 289-5070 or www.naplesartdistrict.com. COMING UPFree Concert Rockin Horse performs from 6-9 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 4, on the lawn at Mercato. 254-1080 or www. mercatoshops.com. Om in the swamp Spiritual guide Bethanny Gonzalez hosts an outdoor meditation session at 9:30 a.m. Saturday, Oct. 6, in Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuarys natural amphitheater. $20. 349-9151 or www.corkscrew.audubon.org.Met Live Silverspot hosts a live viewing of Metropolitan Operas production of Verdis Aida at 12:55 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 6. 592-0300 or www.silverspot.net. Chamber Concert The Naples Philharmonic Chamber Orchestra performs works by Haydn, Bach and Pergolesi at 8 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 6, at Artis Naples. 597-1900 or www.artisnaples.org.Sounds of Home Blues musician Damon Fowler performs at 8 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 6, at Center for the Performing Arts Bonita Springs. $20-$30. 10150 Bonita Beach Road. 495-8989 or www.artcenterbonita.org. Cruisin Miromar Outlets hosts a display of antique, custom and exotic cars from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 7. 948-3766 or www.miromaroutlets.com. Meet the Authors Authors Steve and Kathy Doocy present their newest book, The Happy Cookbook: A Celebration of the Food That Makes America Smile at noon on Sunday, Oct. 7, at Barnes & Noble. 598-5200 or www.bn.com. Musical Moments Centers for the Arts Bonita Springs hosts a musical presentation of Halloween-themed works at 3 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 7. $25. 10150 Bonita Beach Road. 495-8989 or www. artcenterbonita.org. Chamber Concert The Naples Philharmonic Chamber Orchestra performs works by Leonarda, Hensel and Farrenc at 3 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 9, at Artis Naples. 597-1900 or www.artisnaples.org. Art Reception Marco Island Center of the Arts hosts a reception for its current exhibitions from 5:30-7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 9. $10 donation suggested. 1010 Winterberry Drive. 394-4221 or www.marcoislandart.org. Meet the Curator Jack OBrien, curator at Naples Art Assocation, leads a discussion on current art trends at 10 a.m. Wednesday, Oct. 10. Free. 585 Park St. 262-6517 or www.naplesart.org. Folk Concert Penn Johnson performs from 5:30-7 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 11, at Marco Island center for the Arts. 1010 Winterberry Drive. 394-4221 or www. marcoislandart.org. Big Boats Rose Marina hosts the Marco Island Boat Show from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Friday through Sunday, Oct. 12-14. 951 Bald Eagle Drive. 394-2502 or www. rosemarina.com. Gross Collier County Fairgrounds hosts its annual Halloween Gross House on select dates between Oct. 12-27, with a haunted house, hay rides and more. 455-1444 or www.colliercountyfair.com. Improv Night Centers for the Arts Bonita Springs hosts an improv performance at 8 p.m. Friday, Oct. 12. $15. 10150 Bonita Beach Road. 495-8989 or www. artcenterbonita.org. Tribute Show Tom and Sandy Doyle perform The Les Paul & Mary Ford Tribute Show at 8 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 13, at Center for the Performing Arts Bonita Springs. $25-$35. 10150 Bonita Beach Road. 495-8989 or www.artcenterbonita.org. How Does Your Pumpkin Grow? North Naples United Methodist Church hosts a special fall event with dunk tanks, mazes, live music, obstacle course and more on Saturday, Oct. 20, while its pumpkin patch is open each evening between Oct. 12-31. $10-$30. 6000 Goodlette-Road N. 593-7600 or www.nnumc.org. Swamp After Hours Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary hosts an evening of live animals, discovery stations, crafts exhibitors and more from 5:30-9 p.m. Friday, Oct. 12. Free for children under 18 who are accompanied by an adult, $14 for others. 348-9151 or www.corkscrew.audubon.org. Om on the Sand David Lawrence Centers Young Executives host a beach yoga session at 10 a.m. Saturday, Oct. 13, at Lowdermilk Park. $25, registration required. 455-8500 or www.davidlawrencecenter.org. Tap Man Dancer Reggie Myers performs a high-energy tap show at 2 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 13, at River Park Community Center. Free, but reservations appreciated. 301 11th St. N. www.eventbrite.com. The Studio Players debuts Ill Eat You Last, a dishy play about a Hollywood agent who spills the tea on all her A-list clients, at 8 p.m. Friday, Oct 5. With Patti Caroli taking a leading turn as loose-lipped Sue Mengers, the production will run through Oct. 21. www.thestudioplayers.org

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY www.FloridaWeekly.com WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT C7Early Birds Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary hosts a birding walk from 8-11 a.m. Tuesday, Oct. 16. $10-$25. 348-9151 or www.corkscrew.audubon.org. Free Film Mercato screens The Nightmare before Christmas at 7 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 16, on the lawn across from Silverspot. 254-1080 or www.mercatoshops.com. Meet the Author Author Stuart Woods presents his latest book, Desperate Measures, at 7 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 16, at Barnes & Noble. 598-5200 or www.bn.com. Live And Local The Alex Lopez Express performs at 6 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. Wednesday, Oct. 17, at ArtisNaples Daniels Pavilion. 597-1900 or www.artisnaples.org. Movies That Matter The Holocaust Museum & Education Center of Southwest Florida screens I Am Jane Doe at 6:30 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 18, at Temple Shalom. Free, but offerings appreciated. Reservations required. 4630 Pine Ridge Road. 263-9200 or www.holocaustmuseumswfl.org. You Belong Among The Wildflowers CREW Trust hosts a wildflower walk along the organizations marsh trails from 9 a.m. to noon Saturday, Oct. 20. $5-$10. 4600 Corkscrew Road. 657-2253 or www.crewtrust.org. Art Show Members of Naples Artcrafters host an arts and crafts show from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 20, at Cambier Park. www.naplesartcrafters.com. Met Live Silverspot hosts a live viewing of the Metropolitan Operas production of Saint-Saens Samson et Dalila at 12:55 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 20. 592-0300 or www.silverspot.net. Brew for You Mercato hosts the seventh annual Brew-Ha-Ha Craft Beer Festival with samples of over 60 craft beers, live music, silent auction, competitions and more from 5-8 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 20. Proceeds benefit Ronald McDonald Charities of Southwest Florida. 254-1080 or www.mercatoshops.com. Chamber Concert The Naples Philharmonic Chamber Orchestra performs works by Dvorac, Poulenc, Chopin and Saint-Saens featuring pianists Christina and Michelle Noughten at 3 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 21. 597-1900 or www.artisnaples.org. Dont Think Twice Bob Dylan performs at 8 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 23, at Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall in Fort Myers. $69-$129.50. 481-4849 or www.bbmanpah.org. By The Light of the Moon Fakahatchee Strand Preserve State Park hosts a moonlit tram tour from 5:30-8:30 p.m. Wednesday Oct. 24. $35. 137 Coastline Drive, Copeland. 695-4593 or www. floridastateparks.org. Wine for You Naples Gulf Shore Sunset Rotary hosts a wine walk through Mercato from 6-8 p.m. Wednesday, Oct. 24, to benefit local charities. $40 in advance, $50 the day of the event. 2541080 or www.mercatoshops.com.The Elders Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary hosts a boardwalk tour of its stand of old-growth bald cypress from 9 a.m. to noon Thursday, Oct. 25. $10-$25. 3489151 or www.corkscrew.audubon.org. Email calendar listings and high-resolution photos to Lindsey Nesmith at lnesmith@floridaweekly.com. Please send Word or text documents and jpgs with time, date, location, cost and contact information. No pdfs or photos of fliers. Deadline for calendar submissions is noon Monday. No phone calls, please. WHAT TO DO, WHERE TO GO # PLAN IT Rickie Lee Jones Rickie Lee Jones and and Anders Osborne Anders Osborne perform at 8 perform at 8 p.m. Sept. 28 at the Southwest p.m. Sept. 28 at the Southwest Florida Event Center. Florida Event Center. swfleventcenter.com swfleventcenter.com # JAM IT10.4 Sowflo, Sowflo, an original rock/ reggae band from Southwest Florida an original rock/ reggae band from Southwest Florida represented by Jacob Dorris (lead vox/guitar), Christian Yacono (bass/ represented by Jacob Dorris (lead vox/guitar), Christian Yacono (bass/ vox), Daniel Danger (lead guitar), Nick Grim (trombone) & Wesley James vox), Daniel Danger (lead guitar), Nick Grim (trombone) & Wesley James (drums) plays the Treehouse at Society. 9 p.m. (drums) plays the Treehouse at Society. 9 p.m. societyfortmyers.com societyfortmyers.com The Fort Myers Film Festival hosts Thank God for Indie Mondays (TGIM) at the Sidney & Berne Davis Art Center with short films and fun. sbdac.com10.1 Bob Dylan performs at 8 p.m. Oct. 23 at the Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall. $69-$129.50. bbmanpah.org Stage 2 Improv gets the belly laughs rolling at a performance scheduled for 8 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 29, at Joan Jenks Auditorium at Golden Gate Community Park. thestudioplayers.org Artist Philip Haas traveling outdoor exhibition, The Four Seasons, takes up a ninemonth residency at Artis Naples now through June. Pictured here is Spring. artisnaples.org9.29 Silverspot indulges in some classic Mel Brooks comedy with two screenings of 1974s Young Frankenstein at 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 30. silverspot.net

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C8 WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY 403 Bayfront Place 239.435.9353 stgermainsteakhouse.com info@stgermainsteakhouse.com SUMMER HOURS TUES-SUN 4:00-9:00PM TWO COURSE DINNER $30 PER PERSON LITE SUMMER MENU INCLUDES : MIXED FIELD GREENS SALAD OR CLASSIC CAESAR SALAD PER PERSON & BOTTLE OF WINE PER COUPLE WITH YOUR CHOICE OF: PRIME BEEF TENDERLOIN BROCHETTES 8OZ PRIME CENTER CUT IOWA BEEF NEW YORK STRIP STEAK COLD WATER NORTH ATLANTIC SALMON OVEN ROASTED AIRLINE CHICKEN BREAST FRESH HERB-CRUSTED BAKED COLD WATER NORTH ATLANTIC COD FISHERMANS STEW BEEF STROGANOFF CELEBRATING OUR 80TH ANNIVERSARY 141 TAMIAMI TRAIL NORTH, NAPLES 239.261.7157 WYNNSONLINE.COM Dare Assorted Crackers 8 ounce 2 for $5.00Must present coupon. While supplies last. Good through 10/4/18.Donna Paula Los Cardos Malbec 750mlFREE with $50 Grocery orderMust present coupon. While supplies last. Good through 10/4/18.Coconut Macaroons 5 for a $1.00Must present coupon. While supplies last. Good through 10/4/18.Wynns Assorted Pickled Products Pickles, Asparagus, Candied Jalapeos, Dilled Green Beans, Salsa Fresca, Serrano Salsa, Stuffed Olives & more$3.00 offWhile supplies last.Must present coupon. While supplies last. Good through 10/4/18.Bananas 2lbs for $1.00 Must present coupon. While supplies last. Good through 10/4/18.Chiobani Assorted Yogurts 69 EachMust present coupon. While supplies last. Good through 10/4/18. LOOK FOR OUR NEW JUICE BAR COMING IN SEPTEMBER! The Paradise Coastmen Chorus is offering a series of 6 weekly vocal workshops. Note To Self: TakeSINGING Lessons!When: Thursday evenings beginning Oct. 11 Through Nov. 15 from 7:00 to 8:30 PM Where: Our Savior Lutheran Church, 1955 Curling Ave. (behind Sam s Club), Naples Cost: FREE to all men and women who want learn the fundamentals of vocal production Register: Call (239)352-6366 or log on to YouCanSingToo.eventbrite.com Instructor : Taylor Ferranti, D.M.A, Associate Professor of Music Ave Maria University. Dr. Ferranti is an accomplished vocal pedagogue, singer, pianist, and conductor. He formally served as a tenured Associate Professor of Music at Cedarville University in Ohio. A versatile musician, he has sung leading tenor roles in opera and music theater, has served as a minister of music in several churches, and maintains a private voice studio in Naples. COLLECTORS CORNER scott SIMMONS ssimmons@floridaweekly.com In my dream, my aunt stands alone among the poinciana trees. A canal separates us, and Uncle Bob and I want to reach her, but we cant, even as the traffic zips along U.S. 27 near Lake Okeechobee. We are here, and Aunt Cleo is there, and we are separated by an easily navigable stream that for some reason, none of us can cross. Its hopeless. And then I awaken. A half-century later, I remember that dream each time I pass those trees, which still stand in front of the Herbert Hoover Dike somewhere between South Bay and Lake Harbor, a monument to the time someone lived there, farmed there and possibly died there. I never shared the dream, not with Uncle Bob or Aunt Cleo. And after all these years, I cannot begin to interpret it Bob died shortly after, and Cleo lived another decade, long enough to fill me with stories of coming to the Glades in 1923, when she was 11 years old, then returning to teach four generations of third-graders in Pahokee. I remember being fascinated with those trees and asking Cleo what had been there before. There had been a house nestled among the trees that was demolished sometime before U.S. 27 was rerouted in the 1960s, she said. The Everglades always seems to be at odds with humans, in a battle that dates back to 19th century industrialist Hamilton Disstons projects to drain the Everglades as if that ever could happen. Each time humans interfere, the Everglades strikes back. Ninety years ago this month, the area bore witness to the 1928 hurricane, one of the deadliest natural disasters in U.S. history, as upward of 3,000 people perished in the floodwaters that breached the low earthen berms along the shore. Their eyes were watching God, according to the author Zora Neale Hurston, who wrote a book that bore those words as its title. Cleo was at college in Georgia when that storm hit. But my grandfather was in Pahokee, and remembered looking on in horror at the piles of bodies some were buried in mass graves and others burned in mammoth pyres. Not all of the victims were recovered. Many of the dead still are there, their bodies now one with the muck. Perhaps their ghosts remain, stirring the breeze and a memory or two. The poincianas were blooming the last time I zipped past, on my way from the Palm Beaches to Fort Myers and back. I thought of those who had been there before me. The branches trembled slightly in the breeze and the orange and white poinciana blossoms drifted to the emerald Earth just as the random memories flitted about my brain. A bowl of Moonlight Blue, a dream and a memory or two

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 C9 A TOAST TO OPERA:LISOLA DISABITATAJANUARY 29, 2019LISOLA DISABITATA(THE DESERTED ISLAND)FRANZ JOSEPH HAYDNFEBRUARY 21 & 23, 2019BEAUX ARTS CHAMBER MUSIC SERIES: ASPEN STRING TRIOMARCH 6, 2019AN EVENING WITH MARCH 21, 2019 SPECIAL ENGAGEMENTA TOAST TO OPERA: CARMENMARCH 26, 2019OPERA NAPLES ACADEMYAPRIL 9, 2019BEAUX ARTS CHAMBER MUSIC SERIES: ROBERTO DAZ, VIOLAAPRIL 11, 2019CARMEN GEORGES BIZETAPRIL 24 & 25, 2019 ARTIS-NAPLES OPERA NAPLES 2018-2019 SEASON OPERA NAPLES ACADEMYNOVEMBER 7, 2018OPERA STARS CONCERT SERIES:MARA JOS MONTIELNOVEMBER 16, 2018A TOAST TO OPERA: TWO AIDASNOVEMBER 29, 2018AN EGYPTIAN FANTASY:OPERA NAPLES ANNUALDECEMBER 11, 2018 CLUB PELICAN BAYAIDA GIUSEPPE VERDIDECEMBER 19 & 21, 2018 ARTIS-NAPLESOPERA STARS CONCERT SERIES:NICOLE HEASTONJANUARY 11, 2019BEAUX ARTS CHAMBER MUSIC SERIES: MAXWELL QUARTETJANUARY 22, 2019WANG OPERA CENTER | 2408 LINWOOD AVENUE | NAPLES, FLORIDA 34112BENEFIT GALA CONCERTJOSEPH CALLEJACONCERTBuy tickets today! Discounts only available until Oct. 1For Tickets: 239-963-9050 | OperaNaples.org seventh ANNUAL BENEFITING LOCATED JUST NORTH OF VANDERBILT BEACH ROAD ON U.S. 41 Brewmaster VIP Tickets Buy tickets at www.rmhcsw.org/events or call 239.437.0202 Bought: True Treasures, 3926 Northlake Blvd., Palm Beach Gardens; 561-684-2812 or www.truetreasuresinc. com. The Price: $50. The Skinny: Id sworn off buying big bowls I have a veritable army of them in the kitchen and in the garage. But this one is special. Cambridge made its Everglade pattern between 1929 and 1958, when the company went out of business. These bowls are delicate the leaves stand out, placing them at easy risk of breakage. This bowl is perfect, with nary a scratch or a chip. And Cambridges pale blue color is ethereal. The company was known for its beautiful, deeply saturated colors Ive known of antiques dealers who used the term Cambridge Glass as a generic term to describe colored glass of the Depression era. Many of the pieces in this pattern bear images of tulips and buffalo that evoke other parts of the country. But these leaves of this Everglade bowl are right at home in Florida, and capture the essence of our states River of Grass. THE FIND:A Cambridge Everglade pattern bowlSCOTT SIMMONS / FLORIDA WEEKLYThis Everglade pattern bowl dates from the 1940s and was made in Ohio by the Cambridge Glass Co. Its about 12 inches in diameter.

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C10 NEWS WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY $10 Lasagna Night!NOODLES SATURDAY HAPPY CELEBRATEMust mention this promotion at time of visit. Cannot be combined with any other offer. Expires October 31, 2018. sunday sushi night4PM-9PMMust mention this promotion at time of visit. Cannot be combined with any other offer. Expires October 31, 2018. DINE IN ONLY 25% OFF ENTIRE SUSHI MENU CALL FOR RESERVATIONS 263-3474 PETER AND THE THE NEVERLAND YOU NEVER KNEW...UNTIL NOW T T T H H H H E E E N N N E E E V V V E E E R R R L L A A A A N N N N D D D D Y Y Y Y O O U U U N N N N E E E E V V V E E E R R R K K K K N N N N E E E W W W W U U U N T T T I I I L L L L N N N N O O O O O W W W W THE NAPLES PLAYERS PRESENTA PLAY BY RICK ELICE MUSIC BY WAYNE BARKER BASED ON THE NOVEL BY DAVE BARRY & RIDLEY PEARSON SPONSORED BY SPONSORED BY 239-263-7990 NAPLESPLAYERS.ORG OCTOBER 3 28 TICKETS ON SALE NOW! GET OUT FOR A GOOD CAUSEWellfit Girls, a leadership, fitness and empowerment program for teen girls, is hosting an open house event from 4:30 to 6 p.m. on Oct. 3 at Neubek Photographers Gallery, located at 6240 Shirley Street, Unit 205, in Naples. The open house is an opportunity for high school girls and their parents to learn program details, ask questions about the application process, hear from alumnae, get scholarship information and meet the coaches and director. Interested participants can download the application at www.wellfitgirls.org/apply. The application deadline for the 2019 program is Friday, Oct. 12. The 2018 North Naples Church Pumpkin Patch will be open and ready for business at 6000 Goodlette Road N., starting the weekend of Oct. 12 and will continue through Oct. 31, including a special event to ring in the fall season. The Southwest Florida community is invited to the first Fall for Naples event from 4 to 7 p.m. on Oct. 20 on the church and school campus. Activities include an inflatable corn maze, mega fun slide, live music, obstacle course, dunk tank and more. Food will be available for purchase from local food trucks. Registration is open for fifth annual Docs and Duffers golf tournament and raffle hosted by The Foundation of Collier County Medical Society. The tournament tees off at 8:45 a.m. Oct. 6 at Bonita Bay Club Naples. An awards luncheon will follow the game. Registration is $175 per person, $650 per foursome. Proceeds will benefit scholarships for students pursuing degrees in health care will help fund local health-care programs in need. A limited number of sponsorship and underwriting packages are available starting at $550. Golfers and all others can participate in tournament raffles to win TVs donated by Perfect Solutions and a variety of other prizes. For more information, call 435-7727 or visit www. ccmsfoundation.org. Toss your team in the ring for Hole Masters for Horses, the inaugural cornhole tournament to benefit Naples Therapeutic Riding Center, set for noon to 4 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 7, at the center, 206 Ridge Drive. Registration is limited to the first 32 two-person teams (all men, all women or co-ed). The competition will be double elimination format with each match consisting of a single game. Games will use cancellation scoring. First team to 21 wins; team must win by 2 points. Sign up by Sept. 28 for $35; after that, its $40 (four drink tickets for each team included). Registration closes Friday, Oct. 5. Spectators will pay $5 for admission. Food trucks will be on hand. For more information, visit https://one.bidpal.net/holemasters/welcome. Bend, stretch and find your center when the David Lawrence Center Young Executives hosts beach yoga from 8:30-10 a.m. Saturday, Oct. 13, Lowdermilk Park as part of its Elevate Wellness Series. The session will be led by Jennifer Khosla, founder and CEO of Lean and Green Body, which specializes in holistic nutrition, yoga and personal training. The class is open to all community members and all fitness levels. Registration is $25, with proceeds benefitting the various holistic services provided to adults residing in DLCs Crossroads inpatient detox and residential addiction treatment programs. To sign up or for information about sponsorship opportunities, call the DLC at 304-3505 or visit www.DLCYoungExecutives.com. The inaugural Pan-Florida Challenge for Hungry Kids golf tournament tees off Saturday, Oct. 20, at the TPC Treviso Bay Golf Club with a shotgun start at 8:30 a.m. Registration opens at 7:30 and includes a continental breakfast, greens fees and cart, lunch, prizes, and silent auction. Registration is $125, and numerous sponsorship packages are available. The tournament is the newest event on the Pan-Florida calendar, joining its signature fundraising event, the PanFlorida Challenge Ride for Hungry Kids, a bicycle ride that originates in Naples and gives riders the choice of routes from 10 to 200 miles long. PFC is a Naples-based nonprofit dedicated to ending childhood hunger by providing nutritious, kid-friendly meal packs to 2,500 elementary school children at 37 schools and aftercare sites in seven Florida counties. To register for the golf tournament or for more information, go to www.panfloridachallenge.org. SEE GET OUT, C15

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C12 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 www.FloridaWeekly.com NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY ARTS COMMENTARYHow one woman became Americas sex expert: Becoming Dr. RuthDr. Ruth wants you to have good sex. And, she wants you to be sure to use contraception. Shed also probably like it if you went to see Becoming Dr. Ruth, a one-woman play at Florida Repertory Theatres ArtStage Studio Theatre. It tells her life story. The famous sex therapist, now 90 and not even thinking of retiring, attended the show opening night and, in a rollicking talkback that lasted almost as long as the show itself, gave it her seal of approval. This humorous and moving bioplay was written by playwright Mark St. Germain, who was inspired by reading Dr Ruths autobiography, All in a Lifetime. He also interviewed her. (The two are now friends.) Theater patrons may be familiar with Mr. St. Germains work from his previous Florida Rep shows: Best of Enemies, George Washingtons Teeth and Camping with Henry and Tom, which was the ArtStage Studios inaugural show. Becoming Dr. Ruth takes place in Dr. Ruths New York City Washington Heights apartment in 1997, when the sex therapist was 69. The premise is simple: its just two months after shes buried her husband, Fred Westheimer, and the doctor is packing up her apartment, planning to move to another, in midtown. As she wraps and packs her various photos and knick-knacks, she reminisces and tells her life story. Set designer Bert Scott has made the small venue feel larger than it is, presenting us with a spacious New York apartment with a wooden parquet floor. Moving boxes clutter the floor while bookcases overflow with books, memorabilia and tchotchkes. We feel as if were right in her living room with her. Wide windows with a panoramic view of New Jersey and the George Washington Bridge spanning the Hudson River transform into a projection screen to display photographs of people and events Dr. Ruth talks about throughout the show. Susan Greenhill plays Dr. Ruth in a loving portrayal, embodying her joie de vivre and her unerring determination to keep moving forward, no matter what happens in life. The actress gets that well-known German/French/Israeli/American accent right, including her warm giggle, which was once described as sounding like a gerbil in heat. And director Chris Clavelli has her making the most use of the space, taking down items from shelves, wrapping and boxing them, taking phone calls and looking for where shed last laid down the phone. (One humorous call comes from one of her movers. Mike is about to get married and worries that his penis is too small, even though his fianc has no complaints.) While many know Dr. Ruth from Sexually Speaking, her pioneering radio show from the 1980s, or her cable shows, or her more than 40 books, this play takes us back to her origins and everything that led her to that point. She seems the unlikeliest person to become such a popular sex therapist. Her thick accent which some had urged her to get rid of became part of her appeal. That, and the fact that a woman in her 50s was giving frank sex education over the airwaves. Shed answer callers sex questions, but would not provide therapy over the phone. As she says in the play, Why did they listen? I think it was this: People needed to talk about sex, and suddenly here was a little matronly woman who did. I was not threatening. And my accent helped they thought I sounded like Sigmund Freud. And I made them laugh. A lesson learned with humor is a lesson remembered. I had gone from being a professor to a celebrity overnight. I was famous and I loved it! Who wouldnt? And at 50, I was no starlet with only 15 minutes of attention. But there is much the public doesnt know about her. In the play, she talks about becoming an orphan at age 10. She was born in Germany; when she was 10, her parents sent her to Switzerland on the kindertrain. Her remaining family was soon sent to a concentration camp and she never saw them again. As an adult, she created a family of her own (two children and four grandchildren) and tellingly, collects dollhouses. The little furniture, the little families stay exactly where I put them, she says. They never leave. They are as happy as I want them to be. In the first 10 years of my life I had a family who loved me. That is so important. Because of that l ove, I survived being an orphan. With my dollhouses I have control I never had in my world. Becoming Dr. Ruth contains a rainbow of emotions, and Ms. Greenhill has perfect pitch for every hue. She never gets too maudlin but doesnt shy away from disturbing facts either. Skillfully, she allows us to see the vulnerability and the hurt behind the upbeat personality. She also nails Dr. Ruths humor, especially when shes explaining how she met and wooed her late husband, or re-enacting her first time on the radio, doing her program Sexually Speaking. Were also given plenty of Dr. Ruthisms throughout the play, such as: Skiers are good lovers because they dont sit on the couch, they take a risk and wiggle their behinds. Becoming Dr. Ruth is one of those theatrical moments where everything comes together and works in harmony: playwright, subject matter, director, actor. Its serious, its moving, its humorous, and, just like great sex, thoroughly satisfying. Becoming Dr. Ruth>> When: through Oct. 21 >> Where: ArtStage Studio Theatre at Florida Repertory Theatre, at the historic Arcade Theater on Bay Street between Jackson and Hendry >> Cost: $55 and $49 >> Info: 332-4488 or www.FloridaRep.org nancySTETSONnstetson@floridaweekly.com Becoming Dr. Ruth at the Florida Repertory Theatre stars Susan Greenhill as the famous sex therapist.WESTHEIMER

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 C13 SEP 27 NOV 10 UP NEXT IN THE OFF BROADWAY PALM UP NEXT IN THE MAIN THEATREOCT 4 NOV 17 Enjoy a fun-filled trip back in time with this musical parody highlighting movies and movie stars you know and love! This all-movie musical revue will feature scenes and songs from all of your favorite movies and movie musicals such as Titanic, Grease, The Music Man, Moulin Rouge, Singin in the Rain, Forrest Gump, Chicago, Star Wars and more! SPECIAL SPECIAL $50 $50INCLUDES DINNER AND THE SHOWNOW SEP 29 1380 Colonial Boulevard, Ft. 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Place of Hope in Haiti holds its inaugural Drive for Hope golf tournament on Friday, Oct. 26, at Vineyards Country Club. Players will enjoy a continental breakfast and silent auction before the 9 a.m. shotgun start. Registration for $250 includes 18 holes of golf, cart rental, continental breakfast, refreshments and an awards luncheon. Hole sponsorships and other underwriting opportunities are available. To sign up or for more information, visit www.PlaceofHopeinHaiti.org. The fifth annual Chip in for DLC golf tournament to benefit the David Lawrence Center takes place Friday, Oct. 26, at Quail Creek Golf & Country Club. Lunch and registration begin at 11:30 a.m. Tee-off for the 18-hole scramble is at 1 p.m. Golfers will also be able to take part in raffles, skills challenges and a putting contest. Registration for $250 includes green fees and a cart, lunch and an awards cocktail reception. Non-golfers can attend the reception for $50. Chip in for DLC is hosted by David Lawrence Center in partnership with David Lawrence Center Young Executives. Co-chairs are Peter Michaels and Joseph Stusek. Presenting sponsors are Cigna and Brown & Brown Insurance. Other sponsors to date are Cummings & Lockwood, Gulf Coast Construction, Florida Insurance Trust, DeAngelis Diamonds, IPC, Peninsula Engineering and Chad Commers of SVN|KOVA Naples. Additional sponsorship opportunities are available. To sign up or for more information, call 354-1445 or visit www.ChipInforDLC.org. NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 C15 239-216-4337 | RiverchaseDermatology.comDOWNTOWN NAPLES 261 9th Street South, Naples, FL 34102 1-800-593-7259 keywestexpress.net*Minimum 8 day advance purchase, non-refundable fare. Cannot be combined with other offers. Weekend fee applies to any travel F riday thru Sunday. Expires October 31, 2018. 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Take this case where South was in three notrump, got a heart lead and correctly played the queen from dummy. The purpose of the queen play was twofold: If West had the ace, the queen would win, and the K-8 would constitute a stopper if West later gained the lead; if East had the ace, he would win the trick, but then South could duck the heart return, holding up the king until the third round. This would serve to neutralize Wests remaining hearts if he started with five of them. When the queen held, South cashed the A-K-Q of spades, hoping the opposing spades were divided 3-3 or that West had four of them. In either case, South would then be sure of the contract. But East showed up with four spades, and declarer went down one after East won the fourth spade and returned the heart jack through Souths king.Actually, the problem of avoiding the dangerous opponent, East, could have been solved in an entirely different way. After winning the first heart with the queen, all South had to do was to lead a low spade from dummy and finesse the eight.This would have lost to the ten, but West would then have been stymied. Nothing he could do would stop declarer from scoring nine tricks consisting of four spades, a heart, a diamond and three clubs. Finessing the spade eight after East played low was sure to bring the contract home if the spades were divided 3-3 or 4-2, and therefore offered a much greater chance of succeeding than simply cashing the A-K-Q in hopes of a 3-3 split. GET OUTFrom page 10

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 C17 239.434.6533/thirdstreetsouth.com Over 60 VendorsSaturday Mornings from 7:30 to 11:30 a.m.Stroll & Shop in the parking lot behind Tommy Bahama When your journey from a dream to a great story includes us, you travel better. Lee McCarthy, President DESTINATIONS: Mediterranean | Africa | Caribbean | Hawaii | Europe | South America SPECIALTIES: Luxury | Safari | Individual & Escorted Tours | Small Ship Cruises | River Cruising LATEST FILMSLizzieIs it worth $10? NoThe mythology surrounding Lizzie Bordens alleged murder of her father and stepmother has become the stuff of legend, to the point that her name is often associated with the most gruesome murders ever recorded. Given how ripe Lizzies story is with sensationalism, scandal and money, its a surprise its taken this long to become the subject of a feature film. It shouldve taken a little longer. Director Craig William Macneills Lizzie is a tedious bore, with only a few moments of titillation to relieve the monotony. Sure, the pace of life was slow in Fall River, Mass., in 1892, but that doesnt mean the pace of the film needs to be the same. Its as if the script wants to be more of a character study than a crime drama, and the characters just arent that interesting. The Bordens are the wealthiest family in their small town. Patriarch Andrew (Jamey Sheridan) is a successful businessman, but his daughters, Lizzie (Chloe Sevigny) and Emma (Kim Dickens), are frustrated by his frugality and controlling ways. Their stepmother, Abby (Fiona Shaw), capitulates to Andrews wishes, leading to resentment from the daughters, especially Lizzie. The only other person living in the house is Bridget Maggie Sullivan, a housekeeper whos pretty because shes played by Kristen Stewart. Bryce Kass screenplay brings a lesbian and feminist spin to the murders, which is okay given that the movie doesnt purport to depict reality (as suggested by the fact that the script was not adapted from a previously published source). The problem is that Kass doesnt spice up his historical fiction to make it more entertaining. The murder scene is memorable for a number of reasons, yet the rest of the film including a fully clothed sex scene between Lizzie and Maggie is as lame as could be. Surely its not easy to take a story from 1892 and make it relevant to the headlines of 2018, but that appears to be the intention here. This is about oppressed women revolting against their handlers in an oppressive society. By empowering Lizzie and Maggie, Macneill believes well cheer for them as well and we do, but that line stops at a double axe-murder. Viewers end up rooting for characters who prove unworthy of sympathy, and that makes it a hard watch. Sevigny is solid in the title role, but Stewart reverts back to the pained angst she used in the often-unwatchable Twilight movies. Aside from an Irish accent, she shows none of the acting chops she demonstrated in Clouds of Sils Maria and other recent films. There are certainly some gutsy moments in Lizzie that couldnt have been easy to shoot, but the character doesnt extend or push Stewart in a notable way. At some point a filmmaker will figure out how to handle the complicated character that is Lizzie Borden, and when that happens its possible a good movie will be made about her life. Lizzie, sadly, is not it. dan HUDAKpunchdrunkmovies.com >> Lizzie was shot in 23 days on location in Savannah, Ga. 239.352.5554 la-piel.comLocated at Exit 107, off I-75 6370 Pine Ridge Road, Suite 101 Naples, Florida 34119MANUEL PEA, M.D. Naples First MedispaSpend $99 on a Obagi Radiance chemical peel and receive $99 in FREE Obagi products Desserts and champagneOct. 25 from 11a-4pPeel & Reveal EventRSVP BY MONDAY, OCT. 22 TO 5 5 6 6 Cannot be combined with gift card promotion In honor of Obagis 30th anniversary, a representative will be available to answer questions, perform skin evaluations and giving out free product when you sign up for Obagi Premier Points.One lucky winner will receive a Suzan Obagi basket. Like our page and share the event on social media Must RSVP as space is limited.

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C18 WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY Our Regions Best Kept Secrets of Places To Go and Things To DoIntroducing ng g AD DEADLINES & PUBLISH DATESCall your Account Executive today!FORT MYERS, CHARLOTTE COUNTY AND NAPLES/BONITA SPRINGS EDITIONS miniFALL/WINTER ISSUE: SPACE: OCTOBER 3, 2018 CRA: OCTOBER 17, 2018 NOVEMBER 1, 2018-FEBRUARY 28, 2019 Fort Myers Naples/Bonita Springs Charlotte or visit online at www.FloridaWeekly.com Call your Account Executive today!Florida Weekly Destination Southwest Florida Mini will be distributed as a companion publication at select Florida Weekly locations semi annually organized by attractions, restaurants and more. HOTEL/CONCIERGE PROGRAMDozens of hotels and resorts in Southwest will receive Destination Southwest Florida Mini through their concierge desks. wi ll c t y DM1 YOUR GUIDE TO DINING AND ATTRACTIONS miniSPRING/SUMMER 2018 Things to do, places to go ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS TO THIS SPECIALITY AUDIENCE! WATERFRONT DINING IN VENETIAN VILLAGE t-michaels.comSunday-Thursday 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. Friday-Saturday 4 p.m. to 10 p.m. 4050 Gulf Shore Boulevard North Take US 41 to Park ShoreReservations Taken 239.261.0622 Weekend Specials NOW SERVING IN THE LOUNGE AND DINING ROOMSunday Chicken Marsala with pasta $19Monday Alaskan King Crab Legs1/2 lb$25, 1 Lb$43 Wagu Beef Short Rib $21F day N.Y. Strip 10 oz Primew/Shrimp Risotto and Fresh Asparagus $39Sa rday Prime Rib $21 add a Lobster tail for $17 more HAPPY HOURIN THE LOUNGE 4 p.m. to 7 p.m.Free Valet Parking Ask about our Free Loyalty Program $3 Samuel Adams Octoberfest & $3 Yuengling paranormal experiences have been reported. For example, in a home where 14-year-old Mary Leah Sandlin died in 1909 after she caught fire while ironing clothes, residents have reported finding their irons inexplicably unplugged or hidden away from where they left them. (And, yes, this would be an appropriate time to cue the theme from The Twilight Zone.) Ms. Alexanders latest addition to her oeuvre is primed just in time for October, that month traditionally devoted to spooks and spells. She calls it A Victorian Sance, but its as much about history as it is about hauntings. I had the privilege of attending the inaugural event earlier this month, which was held at the Price House in Punta Gordas History Park. In many ways, it was an experiment, and Ms. Alexander has since tweaked the agenda based on that nights experiences. The latest literature describes the even this way: During this two-hour time travel adventure, youll learn about life in the Victorian era. The Victorian era was inspired by ingenuity and invention. It was an epoch of hope and possibilities, of adventure and romance, of exploration and discovery. The Steampunk movement is a celebration of Victorian ideals and imagination. Whether youre a believer like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle or a skeptic like Harry Houdini, youll enjoy: A lively presentation about the zeitgeist of the Victorian age, the rise of spiritualism, and how these factors converged to influence the new town of Punta Gorda. An introduction to standard supernatural communication tools like the talking board, pendulum, dowsing rods, paranormal investigation tools, etc. A Victorian sance re-enactment. Participants can come dressed in regular attire or in the garb of the Victorian period or as their favorite Steampunk character. A Victorian Sance is just the latest in a series of events offered by Ms. Alexanders company. When she purchased Southwest Florida Food Tours at the tail end of 2017, she had another job at the time. That made it difficult to conduct the tasting tours of different Punta Gorda restaurants, which had been scheduled during the day since the business was founded in 2015.I decided to change the name to Walking Tours so its not just food, Ms. Alexander said. Haunted tours and ghost tours are very popular in a lot of cities, so I decided to do a Haunted History Walking Tour that I could do in the evening.It turned out to be just what the witch doctor ordered and remains Southwest Florida Walking Tours most popular event. We start at the free parking garage on Herald Court, Ms. Alexander explained, and then walk all the way out to History Park, then meander through the old historic neighborhood up to Retta Esplanade, then back to the parking garage. Well stop in front of the houses that have a reputation for being haunted. Ill tell stories about some of the places we cant go to because theyre too far. As it is, the two-hour tour covers a distance of about 2 miles. It has become in-demand enough that shes adding other tours: 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Wednesdays is the Food Tour. 5-8 p.m. Thursdays is the Haunted Punta Gorda Pub Tour, which is similar to the Food Tour, but with added stories about murders and tragic deaths. Food will be available at every stop, and patrons can purchase alcohol on their own at the various venues. Saturdays will be dedicated to a Garden Tour, a 2-mile, two-hour trek with a master gardener who will point out the various floras around the History Park. Ms. Alexander might add the Haunted History Tour should it be expedient. It was the Haunted History Tour that ultimately led to what would become A Victorian Sance.Eerie education Ive been doing a lot of research about Punta Gorda for the purpose of my walking tours. In several books, I encountered statements about Perry and Marian McAdow (Perry was one of Punta Gordas founders) engaging in sances and that they were strong believers in spiritualism. So I started researching spiritualism, and learned that it was a gigantic movement in the United States at that time. So this is kind of a way to disguise a history lesson with a provocative title. Its talking about the Victorian era and Punta Gorda through sort of a unique context using spiritualism. Gone from the original evening is an experiment in which participants tried to tap into otherworldly phenomena using a Ouija board, which did not go as planned. I really thought that the Ouija board experiments were going to be a lot more exciting and fun, Ms. Alexander said, so I decided I needed to change that up anyway. Instead of the Ouija board experiments, Ill have an introduction to standard supernatural communication SEANCESFrom page 1Astariahh, Evie Alexander and Penelope on a break before a sance. Participants of A Victorian Sance experiment with a Ouija board.

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tools, like the talking boards, tea leaves, crystal balls, dousing rods, paranormal investigation tools, etc. „ all the different modalities of supernatural communication.Ž Another glitch was her discovering that the county has ordinances regarding practitioners of fortunetelling, although that clearly was not a part of the program. Im a skeptic anyway,Ž Ms. Alexander confessed, so I dont want to give the impression were doing anything like fortunetelling.Ž That being said, her personal definition of fortunetelling is a broad one. At the very basic element, we can talk about the Farmers Almanac, or when you open a newspaper and it tells you that sunrise on Thursday is going to be at 7:28 a.m., or high tide at 3:15 p.m. That is divining the future based on naturally occurring phenomena. Sayings like Red tide at night, sailors delight are divining the future based on natures clockwork. You see birds migrating or bears hibernating or salmon swimming upstream or Groundhog Day. All of those are signs; those are ways of predicting the future based on animals. So thats the very lowest level. Then it goes a pendulum or a Ouija board. Thats used with earthbound ghosts.Ž For this, she gives the example of Patrick Swayzes char acter in the 1990 film Ghost.Ž Sometimes people dont know they died,Ž Ms. Alexander explained, especially if its very sudden, like a gunshot to the head. They didnt even see the bullet come. They may not know theyre dead.Ž In Ghost,Ž theres a scene where Patrick Swayze, who has been murdered but whose spirit walks the Earth, encounters another ghost who can move things in the physical world. Swayze asks the ghost how he does it, and the ghost teaches him „ but it takes practice. Thats why, at first, using the Ouija board might be a little bit slow, because the ghost is also having to learn how to do that,Ž Ms. Alexander said. Then, at the very top, is the mother of all supernatural communication, which is the sance. Thats where a psychic is actually communicating with the spirit. Most of us dont have that ability, but we have a lot of other abilities up the ladder.ŽLittle boy lostThe highlight of the evening is, of course, the re-enactment of the sance itself, conducted by mother and daughter mediumsŽ calling themselves Penelope and Astariahh. (These were not their real names. I know who they are, but Im not about to spoil the magic. Besides, theyre mediums, for pitys sake, with connections to the spirit world. I dont feature the prospect of getting hexedŽ for spilling the beans.) They came dressed pretty much as you would expect mediums to dress „ mom in a white blouse and brightly colored skirt, daughter in a black gown and black head covering, looking more the part. At the inaugural event, it was no reenactment. These folks were trying to conjure „ or, at least communicate with „ the dead. At first, the sance seemed fairly benign and uneventful „ that is until one of the participants (who was, ironically, one of the biggest skeptics in the group) started feeling the presence of a young boy in the room. She followed it with distinct impressions that his name was Bobby, and he was 9 years old. He was also sickŽ and afraid.Ž The experience was as eerie as it was unexpected. But thats the way the supernatural ball bounces. But for the October events, Were going to call it a re-enactment of a Victorian sance,Ž Ms. Alexander said. Penelope is going to do more explaining about how to open the circle, how it would proceed, how you closed the circle at the end.Ž And despite the supernatural goingson surrounding the event, its really not about that, at heart. Its more, for me, about the history, about making history alive.Ž And come alive it does. I learned last year that they just like walking around Punta Gorda after dark,Ž Ms. Alexander said. And because youre in a group, you feel safe „ although Punta Gordas pretty safe anyway. A lot of people dont even care about the haunted history, just taking a walk after hours.Ž But have the phone number handy for Ghostbusters, just in case. 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C20 WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY TIM NORRIS A2 OPINION/C.B. HANIF A4 PETS A10 MUSINGS A16 BUSINESS A19 NETWORKING A22-24 REAL ESTATE A25 ARTS B1 EVENTS B8-11 FILM REVIEW B13 SOCIETY B15-17 CUISINE B19 PRSRT STD U.S. POSTAGE PAID FORT MYERS, FL PERMIT NO. 715POSTAL CUSTOMER DATED MATERIAL REQUESTED IN-HOME DELIVERY DATE: MARCH 23, 2011 Accidental artistTransplanted sand sculptor enthralls beachgoers. A18 www.FloridaWeekly.com A Palm Beach Gardens company says it Imperial Brands Inc., a subsidiary of Belvdre S.A., launched its 4 Orange Premium Vodka last year. Other flavored vodkas are made of potatoes and such, and then have the flavors added. 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A A A18 A18 d vodkas s are made of potato made of potato es ar oe s ar are then ha e the flavors added the flavors ad d av ve e the flavo d. av ve d. s made f fr fro om the juic om the juice of Flo the juice of or rfrom the juice of Flor or rson Bro ow wn wn, Temple, Valenc enc ci ia ow wn SEE E VODKA VODKA, A20 OMER POSTAL LC CUS US STO P PO OS L C DATED MATERIAL REQUESTED IN-HOME DELIVERY DATE: MARCH E DE UESTED IN-HOME HO EL EL ME EL B m Tim dev Oran SOUTWEST FLORIDAS GUIDE TO THE ARTS ARTS PREVIEW As Preview is the insiders guide to the highlights of the seasons best peorming and fine as events. Be pa of the special section and reach your target audience.ACT IFORT MYERS, CHARLOTTE COUNTY OR NAPLES/BONITA EDITIONSPUBLISH DATE: Fort Myers November 7, 2018 Charlotte County, Naples/Bonita November 8, 2018 SPACE DEADLINE: Wednesday, October 31st @ 12pm ADS THAT NEED PROOFS: Wednesday, October 31st @ 12pm CAMERA READY ADS: Friday, November 2nd @ 10amACT IIFORT MYERS, CHARLOTTE COUNTY OR NAPLES/BONITA EDITIONSPUBLISH DATE: Fort Myers February 6, 2019 Charlotte County, Naples/Bonita February 7, 2019 SPACE DEADLINE: Wednesday, January 30th @ 12pm ADS THAT NEED PROOFS: Wednesday,January 30th @ 12pm CAMERA READY ADS: Friday, February 1st @ 10amFort Myers Naples/Bonita Springs Charlotte CountyVisit online at www.FloridaWeekly.com BONUS: PICK-UP AN ADDITIONAL MARKET FOR 50% OFF! The Village on Venetian Bay Naples Take U.S. 41 to Park Shore Drive 239.2 63.4421 mwaterfrontgrille.comJoin Us for Happy Hour Every Day From 5-7 25% OFFLounge Menu 5-7pm50% OFFHouse Wines & Cocktails$2.00 OFFImported & Domestic Beers$3.00 OFFCall, Top Shelf & Premium Cocktails$4.00 OFFPremium WinesLive Jazz with Victor Wednesday Lounge Menu Available Every Day From 5close Sunday Brunch 10am 2:30pm Lunch Monday Saturday 12pm 2:30pm Din ner 5pm 9pmNEW SUMMER HOURS! RESERVE A TABLE ONLINE AT: WWW.THEPEARLNAPLES.COMFor Reservations, Call 239-591-5939 NOW OPEN! STEAK & SEAFOOD RESTAURANT HAPPY HOUR: 2-6PM EVERY DAY! WE CATER!Now Booking Holiday Parties! Lunch Specials Sea Dog...$9.10 So Shell Crab Sandwich...$11.10 Wednesday is PRIME RIB DAY! BEHIND THE WHEELMore confidence with the new Hyundai Santa FeHyundai has developed an impressive knack for over-delivering its mainstream offerings. So when a bread-nbutter crossover like the Santa Fe gets redesigned, its time to take notice. The new 2019 vehicle is a sharp contrast to its predecessor. The old one went out of its way to look like a sleek crossover. It sold well with the public, but some feedback seemed to make minivan comparisons. So there was a conscious effort to be as macho with the new styling as possible. This Santa Fe has extra creases in the hood, a style line that runs the full profile and double-folded fender flares. They purposely created a more chiseled and maturely defined look sort of like Harrison Ford with wheels. Hyundais designer even went out of his way to point out how much the Santa Fe is not a crossover, and instead, a true SUV. It isnt. Thats not necessarily a bad thing. SUVs are meant for those whose cargo requirements are as great as the demand to carry people. Crossovers clearly make passengers the sole top priority. The Santa Fe understands this role quite well. Its a people carrier, and Hyundai is looking out for families. Safe Exit Assist is standard on every 2019 Santa Fe. Its a new child safety lock system that utilizes the blind spot radar to detect when a car is approaching on the drivers side. If danger is detected, the passenger door behind the driver is not allowed to open, even if the manual child lock is disengaged. This seems like a feature with a narrow use, but any of the few who experience it will likely be eternally grateful. Besides extra safety, Hyundai is continuing the tradition of offering good value for money. Starting at $26,480, the standard features include blind spot detection, cross-traffic alert, power drivers seat and a power lift gate. The dashboard is a handsome two-level design that also wraps around the doors for an overall thoughtful feeling. In the rear, theres a good amount of room, so even the adults are comfortable. There are few individual options available, and instead, packages are bundled across five trim lines. Our top-ofthe-line Ultimate test vehicle included a panoramic sunroof, surround-view back-up camera, head-up display and ventilated seats (a great Florida feature.) It also came with all-wheel drive and the upgraded motor. Fully loaded, the price never got above $40K. mylesKORNBLATTmk@autominded.com

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NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY www.FloridaWeekly.com WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT C21 While looking tough on the outside and adding value inside might seem unrelated at first, it all goes toward a self-assured feeling that is best understood out on the road. Hyundai is shifting its focus to driving dynamics, and the new Santa Fe shows off where the engineers spent a lot of improvement time. The predecessor felt solid on the road, but it was a bit uninspired. It likely didnt hurt sales because mainstream crossovers dont need to be sports cars in disguise. But driving the new 2019 Santa Fe instantly conveys something missing from the old one: confidence. The steering is tighter and heavier. It doesnt require more effort to use, but it does feel like theres more direct connection between the driver and the front wheels. The suspension geometry has been reconfigured for better composure over bumps. Plus, the ones equipped with all-wheel drive get torque vectoring its variable wheel speeds for inside and outside tires during cornering thats seen on sports cars like the Jaguar F-Type. All of this added composure reinforces the feeling of premium. There are two motors available. They are a standard 2.4-liter four-cylinder with 185 horsepower and an optional 2.0-liter turbocharged unit making 235 hp. Our test car was the upper-level turbo powerhouse. It felt good around town and could accelerate nicely for the highway. Hyundai focused a little more on weight savings than overall power for this model. That leaves room for a few gutsier engines from competitors like Ford and Kia with optional six-cylinders. Still, for most of us, daily driving needs wont stretch the upper limits of Hyundais turbo motor. The new Santa Fe wants to look like a strapping SUV on the outside, be a roomy family hauler on the inside and offer an extra hint of excitement on the asphalt. Its absolutely a mainstream crossover, and quite a confident one at that. FLORIDA WRITERSEducating, entertaining fiction about seniors and assisted living Dont Admit Youre in Assisted Living First Mystery: The Kiss, by Dorothy Seymour Mills. Blue Water Press LLC. 154 pages. Trade paperback, $15.95.This delightful three-part mystery series by Dorothy Seymour Mills, who recently turned 90, provides an insightful and humorous look at senior living communities. The authors model for the setting, a place she calls Locksley Glen, is her Naples home of The Carlisle. However, she is writing fiction and she means for her exploration of such a community to be representative. Readers will journey into a world of people who are past being active physically and whose ability to contribute to modern life is limited by physical decline and encroaching age-connected illness. But as the novel makes clear, these people, mostly women, are abundantly alive, curious, engaged and brimming with experiential knowledge. They offer one another vital, shareable experience in a setting made to order for their needs. When 80-year-old Locksley resident Clarence is spotted accepting a kiss from a young Greek waiter named Petros, the rumor mill starts grinding. Alice, the principal character and the narrator, wonders if this behavior an elderly man showing sexual interest in a teenage employee fits into the parameters of normality. What is the revealed relationship all about? What is the mystery behind the kiss? Some speculation about sexual activity between senior citizens follows, but the question is left up in the air. It seems less and less important as another strange event takes over the imaginations of the residents: Someone is stabbed during a Halloween party. Preparations for the party involve the creation of costumes. A most popular and attractive resident, Starr, borrows some paint from Alice, an artist who is about to have a significant exhibition of her paintings. Starr uses the paint to fashion a cardboard gun and knife as part of her outlaw cowboy costume. Somehow, the imitation knife gets replaced by a real one a steak knife stolen from the Locksley Glen kitchen and ends up being used as a weapon in a real crime against Petros father, Tzannis Papadopoulos, who Petros had been trying to prevent from being allowed into the United States. Meanwhile, the cardboard knife is found to have real blood on it. While the intrigues regarding this family which includes another son, Stavros, and a Greek woman named Ariadne are entertaining, nothing is more entertaining that the overall portrait of senior living and the quirks and unexpected vitality of the key members of the Locksley Glen community. They show inventiveness, loyalty, a cooperative spirit and the ability to energize a plan to negotiate with the authorities investigating the crime/crimes connected with the Greek family. As they work to ameliorate the familys situation, humor abounds in their personalities and actions. Locksley Glen proves to be an example of a generally well-run business whose executives and key professionals know how to manage their responsibilities. The descriptions of the important rooms and representative activities include the attention paid to providing opportunities for friendships and continued personal growth. Ms. Mills provides plenty of satiric touches, but they are touches that convey a genuine fondness for the carefully planned environment that nurtures and protects the residents. Yes, things can go wrong, but things can go wrong anywhere. The other titles in this most welcome series are Mystery Two: The Wet Bathing Suit and Third Mystery: The Phone Call. Collectively, the three separately bound short novels provide an inside view of the opportunities and limitations of life in assisted living communities. The key personalities continue, but the story lines are quite different. All present useful information for those considering such a lifestyle while offering suspense and smiles that any reader will enjoy.About the authorThis is historian Dorothy Seymour Mills 30th book. Much of her published work is in the field of baseball history. She and her husband, Dr. Harold Seymour, wrote the first scholarly history of baseball, a three-volume series, for Oxford University Press. She has also published childrens books, historical novels and a vegetarian cookbook. Two of her books, Drawing Card (a novel about womens baseball) and Chasing Baseball (a nonfiction study of the sport) have been reviewed in these pages. For more information, go to www. dorothyjanemills.com. Phil Jason, Ph.D., United States Naval Academy professor emeritus of English, is a poet, critic and freelance writer with 20 books to his credit, including several studies of war literature and a creative writing text. philJASONphiljreviews@gmail.com SEYMOUR MILLS

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C24 WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY Culinary Art.Technicolor Views. Located in the Village Shops on Venetian Bay Venetian Village 4270 Gulf Shore Boulevard North, Naples 239-649-5552 baysideseafoodgrillandbar.comSparkling Waterfront Views and Live Entertainment! VINOLearn some Italian wines, that is Its no secret that Americans love Italian wines. Because we spend so much time in Italian restaurants, and because we love the cuisine, its only natural that we usually reach for a bottle of Chianti or something similar to complement our meals. And its also no secret that Chianti and the surrounding regions are the wine regions best known to most of us. There, and also perhaps the Piedmont area where those tasty Barolos and Barberas come from. OK, and maybe well be surprised by a bottle of some yummy red like Corvina from the Veneto, the area west and north of Venice. Well, its time to expand our Italian horizons just a little bit. First, as I may have mentioned in the past, Italy is the only country in the world where wine is made in every single region. There are between 17 and 18 regions (depending how you count them) which means that places like Sicily, Apulia and even Sardinia deserve some attention. There are discoveries to be made. A recent revelation is a red wine called Teroldego, which is mainly grown in the Dolomites, the mountains due north of Venice by about 150 miles. In fact, the region is closer to Austria than to Italy. This is a charming medium-bodied red with soft tannins and flavors of dark berry fruits, like wild cherry, cassis and blueberry. In a way its a bit like a Shiraz that doesnt smack you in the face. Its softer, rounder and much more subtle. One of the new standouts among Teroldego winemakers is Elisabetta Foradori, so look for that name on the label. Its a new favorite at our house. Like most forms of life, grapes can become extinct. People stop cultivating them and they just sort of go away. One of those is a red called Piculit Neri, but its making a comeback thanks to one single dedicated (obsessed?) winemaker named Emilio Bulfon. He rediscovered this ancient varietal, and Im glad he did. He has also revived other varietals and is actively promoting them. The wine has flavors of wild berries, with hints of smoke and vanilla. You might also sense some herbaceous notes. Its a bit tannic, which makes it an excellent match for meat dishes and some poultry. Back to the Teroldego. Heres our recommendation, along with some other favorites.Foradori Teroldego Vignetti Delle Dolomite 2014 ($24) The deep garnet color in the glass promises richness on the palate with an unmistakably Italian nose of sweet black fruit, red flowers and hints of earth. The wine is very round and soft on the palate, with no clinging tannins. There is warm, dark cherry, and a persistent finish that goes on and on. We bought a case of it. WW 94. Chateau Montelena Zinfandel Calistoga 2015 ($39) While this winery is best known for its Chardonnay, the Zin is definitely worth a try. Very true to type, with smoke, bramble, chocolate and wood notes nicely balanced by bold black fruit flavors. WW 90. Bruno Paillard Champagne NV $50 A premiere example of what Champagne is supposed to be. Drinks above its price point. Fine mousse, with tangy notes of minerals and lemon. We finished the whole bottle. WW 94. Lucas & Lewellen Hidden Asset Red Blend Santa Barbara 2016 ($29) An interesting mlange of Malbec, Merlot, Syrah and a few other varietals, the 16 months of oak aging imparts complex flavors of red and black raspberry, spice and currant. Tannins are lush and rounded, for a lingering finish. WW 92. Ask the Wine Whisperer Q. Why is there sediment in my wine? Denise B., Bonita SpringsA. The solids you might see in a wine bottle consist of pigments that drop out of suspension as the wine ages. Also, the tannins sometimes bond together and settle to the bottom. These particles are harmless but its best to stand the bottle upright for a few days, then decant the wine. You can also buy a wine funnel to strain out the sediment. Jerry Greenfield is The Wine Whisperer. His book Ask the Wine Whisperer, has just been published. Read his other writings at www.winewhisperer.com. jerryGREENFIELDvino@floridaweekly.com

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C26 WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY Visit the Rib City in your Neighborhood Today! Find a Location & View Our Menu at ribcity.com CATERING SERVICES CALL (239) 209-0940 INTRODUCING OUR THREE COURSE $32 SUMMER MENU INCLUDES GLASS OF HOUSE WINE OR BEER authentic lebanese cuisine by chef Rachid kareemskitchen.com | 239.315.4167 | 4270 Tamiami Trail E, Naples express lunch menu now available! 21SpicesDining.com 239.919.8830 4270 Tamiami Trail E #21, Naples 239-231-3912 221 9th Street South, Naples,FL 34102 in the Bellasera Resort SUMMER CELEBRATION MENU HAPPY HOUR: 2-5 PM Daily BRUNCH Saturday & Sunday: 10:30 AM 2 PMFeaturing endless mimosas & other drink specials LUNCH Monday-Friday: 11 AM 2 PM DINNER 5 PM Nightly CUISINE NEWSThe 2019 Naples Winter Wine Festival announced that Richard Reddington of REDD and Red Wood will serve as the events chef de cuisine, while Daphne and Bart Aroujo of Accendo Cellars will be the honored vintners. The Napa Valley-based chef and vintners are longtime festival participants and will team up alongside 50 other chefs and vintners flying in from to kick off the weekend festival, scheduled for Friday through Sunday, Jan. 25-27, with intimate Vintner Dinners in private homes. Both Richard Reddington and Daphne and Bart Araujo have been longstanding supporters of the Naples Winter Wine Festival and Naples Children & Education Foundation, said 2019 festival co-chair Brian Brady. Their continued involvement has been crucial in our efforts to better the lives of the underprivileged and at-risk children in Collier County, by providing access to important resources and support they need to excel. Ticket packages to the festival start at $12,500 per couple and proceeds will benefit Naples Children & Education Foundation, a local nonprofit committed to serving the needs of underprivileged and at-risk children. For more information, visit www.napleswinefestival.com. Osteria Tulia hosts CRU Night, where guest sommelier Marcello Palazzi of Winebow will pour glasses from 3 milliliter and 750 milliliter bottles of the rare Castello di Neive, Barbaresco Santo Stefano 2015 on Wednesday, Oct. 10. Only 50 restaurants around the country are supplied with this specialty vintage and guests at Osteria Tulia can enjoy it only until the establishments supply runs out. Castello di Neive and its surrounding 150-acre estate are owned by the Stupino, where the Niebiolo grapes for this wine are grown in the Albesani sub-appellation inside Barbaresco, a single vineyard inside San Stefano owned entirely by the estate. Glasses will be available for $16 per glass. Osteria Tulia is located at 466 Fifth Ave. S. For more information about the wine and the event, call 213-2073 or visit www.osteriatulia.com. Take Note:The Continental continues its Craftsman lunch series with an autumnthemed meal featuring four-courses and specialty cocktails in the restaurants Bull Room from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 29. Featured drinks are the rose-pear amore (rose, pear liqueur, cane sugar), cran-apple mule (apple spirits, cranberry, apple-orange bitters, ginger), commodore daiquiri (rum, lime, cane syrup, ube, orgeat) and maple fashionista (whisky, maples, pecan, orange) with courses featuring mushrooms, root vegetables, pork and topped off with a maple pecan cheesecake. $45. 1205 Third St. S. 659-0007 or www.damicoscontinental.com. Zaza Kitchen on Marco Island celebrates National Taco Day with halfpriced tacos for guests who dine in on Thursday, Oct. 4. 1095 Bald Eagle Drive. 970-5205 or www.eatatzaza.com. Ridgway Bar & Grill celebrates its 48th anniversary with free bratwurst at any of its bars in commemoration of the sausages owner and operator Tony Ridgway sold at The Wurst Place, while guests can also snag a free carrot cake cupcake at Tonys Off Third. 1300 Third St. S. 262-7999 or www.ridgwaybarandgrill.com. Naples Originals hosts its fourth annual Foodie Camp, where locals can register for 90-minute cooking lessons with local chefs at their own establishments, from Oct. 15-25. Classes are $50 each and proceeds will benefit the culinary program St. Matthews House. Visit the website for series schedule. www.eventbrite.com. Dagnys Spirits hosts a free wine and liquor tasting from 4:30-7:30 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 27. 15205 Collier Blvd. 384-9241 or www.dagnysspirits.com. The French is offering a week of French cider specials to showcase Normandys second highest export, apples. On the menu are apple salad (bacon, candied walnuts, truffle cheese with cider-brown butter vinaigrette), ro asted pork tenderloin (Brussel sprouts, cauliflower crme and cider gastrique), apple-currant bundt cake with bourboncider glaze and the Buffalo Soldier cocktail (Buffalo Trace bourbon, apple, mint, Peychaud and strawberry syrup.) 365 Fifth Ave. S. 315-4019 or www.thefrenchnaples.com. Bonefish Grill at Naples Bay Resort offers a four-course, prix-fixe ocean mixed grill dinner through Sunday, Sept, 30, featuring entrees like wood-grilled Atlantic salmon, Caribbean cobia and shrimp and scallop skewers. $49. 1500 Fifth Ave. S. 417-1212 or www.bonefishgrill.com.

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CUISINEThe Boathouse mixes prime location with well-executed seafoodIts smack in the center of town, but theres parking to be had. It overlooks Naples Bay, but you dont have to get all fancied up or drop a fortune to enjoy a meal there. Im not sure why it took me so long to visit this cozy little oasis by the bay. Id heard about it from a couple of chefs who said they enjoy sneaking away from the more upscale destinations to enjoy the bounty of seafood served here. We made reservations and although I didnt ask for it, we landed a lovely window table overlooking the bay. To get there required a hike past the bar and a plethora of nautical knickknacks, as youd expect in a place called The Boathouse. A server arrived quickly to offer beverages. An Absolut martini ($10.75) and a Jameson Irish Whiskey ($8.75) arrived swiftly and were suitable elixirs to start a relaxing Saturday night meal. Two types of warm rolls and a generous mound of soft butter came next, helping stave off our hunger as we examined the voluminous menu. If you have trouble making decisions, this place likely will prove painful. Will it be fin fish or shellfish? Steak or prime rib? A combo platter of fin and shell fish? Steak and lobster tail? Prime rib and shrimp? Something vegetarian? Or maybe a burger? Salad? Sandwich? Im not an indecisive type, but The Boathouse presents a challenge. Highlighted items indicate house specialties and those might be helpful if you like whats contained therein. Among those is the smoked salmon carpaccio ($13.50), which my companion selected while I struggled with the six six! soups, finally choosing the New England clam chowder ($8.95), which is billed as made to order, over lobster bisque, seafood gumbo and corn and crab chowder. The carpaccio was a lovely dish, consisting of cured salmon, thinly sliced, lightly dressed with extra virgin olive oil, sweet red onions, capers, tomatoes, lemon and crisp flatbread. The portion was ample for two and our server obligingly delivered two small plates and another soup spoon when she saw we intended to share. The fish was tender with a subtle smoky flavor that melded well with all the accompaniments on the plate. Im not sure about the made to order aspect of the chowder because both appetizers arrived in fairly short order, but it was hot, chock full of potatoes, chunks of clam, celery and seasonings in a soup that was creamy but not overly thick.To accompany our meal, we ordered a bottle of Ponzi Pinot Noir Classico 2014, an excellent wine from the Willamette Valley with notes of dark chocolate and lavender in the nose leading to dark cherries and velvety tannins in the mouth. My companion had a hankering for sea bass and found it in a dish called Bourbon Street Sea Bass Oscar ($29.95). It ordinarily comes with Cajun spices, but she didnt want those so the server was happy to order it sans spice. As it turned out, the dish was just fine without it. The sea bass was lightly broiled and topped with crabmeat and spinach. As requested, the tangy citrus hollandaise came in a little cup on the side along with another of b utter f or the soft, sweet baked sweet potato she selected from the side options. (All entrees come with choice of fresh fruit, seasonal vegetable, house or Caesar salad, and baked potato, rice pilaf, mashed potatoes, sweet potato, coleslaw or linguini marinara. Sweet potato fries and French fries are available on request.) The fish was cooked just right, the crabmeat was sweet and the spinach was tender but not soggy. I liked the hollandaise, which contained a bit of citrus that added zest. I dont know what this dish tastes like with the Cajun spices, but even without them there was plenty going on. Both sides of fresh broccoli and another of zucchini and yellow squash were was cooked properly. Because the restaurant offers a number of meat choices, it seemed like a good idea to try one so I went for the beef and reef ($36.50), a combo of an 8-ounce prime rib and sauted garlic shrimp. I choose the aforementioned squash and a baked potato with this combo. The shrimp were garlicky, as advertised, plump and juicy. No complaints there. The rib, however, was on the chewy side and lacked the rich flavor Im accustomed to in prime rib. It was just an average piece of meat. It came with a cup of horseradish, which also lacked punch. We were on the upswing with dessert, however, with the house-made crme brulee cheesecake ($6.25), which had a delicate burned sugar top and a creamy texture that was just sweet enough. A gluten-free chocolate cake ($6.5) had a convincing cake consistency and a layer of creamy filling, but I was too full to take more than a few bites. Service was good throughout our meal. Our server was attentive but not pesky. She made sure all went smoothly and didnt abandon us at meals end. Next time youre in the mood for a fish feed, set course for The Boathouse. I can see why the chefs are hooked on it. NAPLES FLORIDA WEEKLY www.FloridaWeekly.com WEEK OF SEPT. 27-OCT. 3, 2018 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT C27 The Only Naples Restaurant Where Fresh Seafood is Flown in Daily From New England! 4221 East Tamiami Trail Naples billssteakandseafood.com 239.455.5111Specials good from September 20-26, 2018. Lobster prices subject to change without notice. Please call for pricing. Apply With-InALL POSTITIONSNight & Weekends included TWIN LOBSTER SPECIALS LOBSTER MANIA IS BACK! LOBSTER MANIA IS BACK! HAPPY HOURDaily 11am-9:30pm (Bar Only)Check out our new local craft beers on tap Mon-Wed 3pm-9pm Thurs-Sun 11am-9:30pmHours subject to change during summer months.Add a cup of clam chowder to any twin lobster for only $3 Twin lobsters cannot be splitSunday thru Thursday $24.99Twin one pound Maine lobsters with corn on the cobFriday & Saturday $28.99Twin one pound Maine lobsters with corn on the cob LIVE ENTERTAINMENTSun-Thu 6-9pm Fri-Sat 6:30-9:30pm Rosetta Stone Joey Fiato Friday The Consecutones Take Two Manhattan ConneceionHELP WANTED karenFELDMANcuisine@floridaweekly.com Superb Noteworthy Good Fair Poor The Boathouse on Naples Bay990 Broad Ave. S., Naples; 643-2235 Ratings: Food: Service: Atmosphere: >> Hours: 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Sunday through Thursday, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Friday and Saturday >> Reservations: Accepted >> Credit cards: Accepted >> Price range: appetizers and soups, $6.95-$14.75; entrees, $12.95-$42.50 >> Beverages: Full bar >> Seating: Conventional tables, some with a direct view of the bay, at the bar, and out on the deck >> Specialties of the house: Seafood and steaks >> Volume: Moderate >> Parking: Free lot >> Website: www.boathouseonnaplesbay.comGluten-free chocolate cake will please those with dietary issues. A beef and reef featured tasty garlic shrimp and a so-so prime rib. New England clam chowder is made to order and worth trying. Salmon carpaccio is a lovely and delicious house specialty. The Bourbon Street Sea Bass Oscar is excellent even without the Cajun spices.KAREN FELDMAN / FLORIDA WEEKLY

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Publication Dates/Deadlines/Specs e NEW1 NEWCOMERSGUIDETOLEECOLLIERANDCHARLOTTECOUNTIES INSIDEbPLACESTOGOTHINGSTODO Newcomers SOUTHWEST FLORIDA 2018 Newcomers Guide SOUTHWEST FLORIDA AD DEADLINES & PUBLISH DATESSPACE RESERVATIONS: Wednesday, October 17: Noon ADS REQUIRING PROOF: Wednesday, October 17: Noon CAMERA-READY ADS: Wednesday, October 24: Noon PUBLISH DATE: Fort Myers November 14, 2018 Naples and Bonita Springs November 15, 2018 Charlotte County November 15, 2018FORT MYERS, CHARLOTTE COUNTY, NAPLES AND BONITA SPRINGS EDITIONSOur 2019 Newcomers Guide Southwest Florida publishes November 14th & 15th, 2018. This special section will be the only welcome-back guide distributed in Lee, Collier and Charlotte counties reaching more than 100,000 people. Advertisers, use this advertising vehicle to reach seasonal residents and visitors looking for information on living in Southwest Florida. Fort Myers Naples/Bonita Springs Charlotte or visit online at www.FloridaWeekly.com Call Your Account Executive Today! ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS TO THIS SPECIALITY AUDIENCE!Our Regions Guide to Living in Paradise NEW32 FOCUS ON SWFL BY ERIC RADDATZeraddatz@oridaweekly.com OUTHWEST FLORIDA IS THE land of endless summer. The sun always shines and the breeze is always pleasant it just doesnt get any better. Thats why we asked some of the areas top photographers to share with us some of the reasons they they chose SWFL to live, work and play. Enjoy.S PHOTO BY MIKE KINIRY / SPECIAL TO FLORIDA WEEKLY PHOTO BY MILA BRIDGER / MILABRIDGER.COM 32 NEWCOMERS IIwww.FloridaWeekly.com FLORIDA WEEKLY