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Title: The Jewish Floridian
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Language: English
Publisher: Jewish Floridian Pub. Co.
Place of Publication: Miami, Fla
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Subjects / Keywords: Jewish newspapers -- Florida   ( lcsh )
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Dates or Sequential Designation: Began in 1927?
Dates or Sequential Designation: -v. 63, no. 20 (May 18, 1990).
General Note: Editor: Fred K. Shochet, <1959>.
General Note: Description based on: Vol. 5, no. 47 (Nov. 25, 1932).
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VOL. II.NO. XXXVII.
MAIMI, FLORIDA, SEPTEMBER 6,1929
Price 5 Cents
JEWS DEPLORE OUTRAGES
TO MY WAY OF
THINKING
by
Rabbi Israel H. Weisfeld
What ulter drivel will often
emanate from lofty sources.
I Consider last Saturday's edi-
torial wafted down from the
I uppermost heights of the
I stately News Tower. An edi-
Itorial as inane as it was
Ir a m h ling, incomprehensihle
land lamentably inaccurate.
(The editorial writer views the
]world stirring occurences in
[the Holy Land, ponders a mo-
ment and jauntily advances
Ithe conclusion that the Jews
[have a claim to the land that
lis 8800 years of age; the
[Arabs have lived in Palestine
for the past 1300ergo, it is
(apparent, self-evident and ob-
Ivious to all but the blind that
Ithe outcome of this war will
conclusively prove whose is
the stronger claim. Master-
ful! What could be sweeter
vet simpler?
One pictures the writer
smiling benignly at the
thought of having solved so
limply a baffling internation-
lil problem, as he rushes to
the golf links to complete a
oursome.
The Aralis have a thirteen
Ihnndred year claim! What
poppycock and tommy rot! "If
|i forget thee. (). Jerusalem.
Itt my right hand forget its
fanning." Has there been ONE
moment in the more than
hull years of the Diaspora
|when the Jewish heart did
lot thrill at the mention of
Ihe name Palestine, did not
ppand with pride at the
memory of the Jewish kings
|who strode majestically on
the hills of Judah. of the pro-
phets who fearlessly and fer-
vently uttered their sonorous
brophecies of doom and sal-
pat ion .... Was there ever
moment in the history of
Itime WHEN THERE WERE
|NO JEW'S IN PALESTINE?
Why will our Gentile friends
|in\ist on calling it the Arab-
Newish war thereby raising a
[doubt in the minds of the
readers as to which of the two
paces is guilty? Why not call
[it by its real name? An Arab
[massacre of Jews? And why
pill the usually well informed
[and accurate Arthur Brisbane
|persist in writing of the "60,-
Jews in Palestine" when
[there are actually 150,000.
Superficially, and in the light
of America's 120 million
Population the difference
should not arouse consterna-
tion. But, when one reflects
that there are about 600,000
Arabs in the Holy Land, the
mythical ratio of 10 to 1 is
considerably different from
the actual 4 to 1 ratio.
Palestine Dead
Are Mourned At
Protest Meetimr
From the very start it was
| evident to the Arabs that they
(Continued on Page 2)
Every face set grimly and
depicting the intense sym-
pathy of those whose very
souls have been touched, Mi-
ami Jewry gathered at the
Talmud Torah Auditorium,
last night to express their
protest against the Ara'o
massacres of innocent Jews in
Palestine and while mourning
the loss resolve to help to
their utmost the rebuilding
and rehabilitation of the
places laid waste, not only by
resolutions but by cash.
The meeting called by the
local Zionist District began a
little after 8 o'clock with the
opening remarks by John
Wolf, who presided. Mr. Wolf
briefly outlined the purposes
of the meeting and intense
indignation of the entire civil-
ized world at the outrages
perpetrated. He then introduc-
ed Mayor C. H. Reeder who
spoke of the sympathy of the
entire world, and its hopes
that Jewish aspirations would
be achieved) and as one who
saw service in World War
said, "we who fought on the
Western Front in the Great
War to proteel civilization
will respond to the call, and
be found in the front ranks of
Palest in.' to forcefully estab-
lish the Jewish people in Pal-
i stine as a Jewish Homeland,
should the need arise." He
then offered the cooperation
of the City Commission of
.Miami and urged that any re-
solution that tlie two Rabbis
of Miami thought proper
would meet With the SUpporl
and endorsement of the City
Commissioners and offered to
personally convey the resolu-
tions to Washington on behalf
of Miami.
Mrs. l.ois Dobrin, president
of the local Hadassah then
I ictured what Hadassah had
accomplished for the Pales-
tine population regardless oi
race and creed and pledged
its utmost to help reestablish
the colonies with the aid oi
all Jews.
Rabbi Israel H. Weisfeld
was then introduced and he
minced no words in condemn-
ing the attitude of Great
Britian in permitting incom-
petent and lax officials, in
sympathy with the Arab mal-
contents, to continue in office.
He charged that these offi-
cials could have prevented the
outrages but instead encour-
aged them. In telling of the
Hebron massacre, Rabbi
Wreisfeld nearly broke down
while describing the murder
of a close personal friend and
personal classmate in the Ye-
shiva at Hebron. In closing he
made an eloquent appeal for
funds towards the Palestine
Emergency Funds and in a
short time more than six hun-
dred dollars was raised with
pledges which will probably
"LEST WE FORGET!"
O-
By PHILIP M. RASKIN
O
By the sacred soil
With blood still wet,
We repeat our oath:
Lest we forget!
By the graves of our Sons
Open yet,
We repeat our oath:
Lest we forget!
By the lives of our youth
And the doom they met,
We repeat our oath:
Lest we forget!
By a Nation's trust
And a Nation's debt,
We repeat our oath:
Lest we forget!
Let heart to heart.
Grief-beset,
Echo the oath:
I.iest we forget!
raise more than one thousand
dollars.
He was then followed by
Dr. A. D. Halpern who spoke
in Yiddish. In a brief address
he took the audience with
him to the fresh graves of
the forty-five Jews who were
massacred at Hebron and elo-
quently exclaimed "These
dead have not died in vain but
t hey call upon us to continue
the great work for which they
laid down their lives. Thej
are calling upon us to con
tinue and we must respond."
"Palestine must be built even
if the colonists must cultivate
the land with one hand and
carry a gun for protection in
the other."
Rabbi Dr. Jacob H. Kaplan
of Temple Israel then spoke
briefly and urged upon the
audience the thought that
these horrible outrages would
be the beginning of the Re-
surrection of Jewish spirit
and Jewish hopes towards the
building of a Jewish Home-
land in Palestine. He pledged
his Congregation towards the
raising of funds at the ser-
vices in the Temple tonight.
Mr. Abe Aronovitz then
spoke expressing his hope to-
wards the reestablishment of
peace in Palestine between the
Arabs and Jews.
The Resolutions Committee
consisting of Baron de Hirsch
Meyer, Abe Aronovitz and J.
Louis Shochet, then reported
a series of resolutions wheih
were presented by Mr. Meyer
in an eloquent address de-
scribing the work in Pales-
tine. The resolutions were un-
animously adopted and are to
be sent to the Department of
State, the British Ambassa-
dor, the City Commission of
Miami, the Zionist Organiza-
tion of America and the
Newspapers.
"Kol Molay Rachmim" wes
recited by acting Cantor of
Beth David, Mr. Nathan
Wrobel for the memory of
those who were slain in Pal-
estine.
Telegrams were read from
C. S. Sen. Duncan U. Fletcher.
Gov. Doyle Carlton, Mrs.
Ruth Owen, Mr. Shutzer.
president of the West Palm
Beach Congregation and U. S.
Sen. Park Trammell. The mes-
sage from Sen. Trammell re-
ceived the greatest applause
of all and reads: "I deeply de-
plore the Palestine massacres
which have shocked the civil-
ized world and elicited the
sympathy of all right think-
ing people. I desire to render
such assistance as possible to
prevent a recurrence of this
outrage."
Sisterhood Presi-
dent Resigns Post
At the meeting of the Beth
David Sisterhood held at the
Talmud Torah Auditorium,
last Wednesday afternoon, its
President, Mrs. Lewis Brown
tendered her resignation and
urged the members to accept
it immediately. After some
discussion and at the express
request of Mrs. Brown the re-
Louis Marshall
Is Critically 111
ZURICH, Switzerland, Sept.
5.The condition of Louis
Marshall, prominent New
York lawyer, who has been ill
here, today took a sudden
turn for the worse and his
condition is considered grave.
The patient has grown weak-
er.
Mr. Marshall, after attend-
ing the recent world Zionist
congress in Geneva, under-
went an abdominal operation.
He had several good nights
and while his condition was
considered grave it improved
and until today's report, the
well known Xew Yorker was
considered to be on the way
to recovery.
Rummage Sale
Is Huge Success
The Rummage sale which is
now being conducted on North
Miami Ave., adjoining the
Capitol Theatre, for the bene-
fit of the Talmud Torah by
the recently organized Ladies
Auxiliary, has been meeting
with a splendid reception both
by the buying public as well
as from those contributing
merchandise. A splendid ship-
ment of both men's and ladies
wearing apparel has been con-
tributed by the Economy
Cleaners, and from a large
number of merchants thru-
out the City.
Among those actively en-
gaged in thegood work have
been -Mrs. Manuel Kippa, Mrs.
S. Abenson, Mrs. H. Dubler,
Mrs. Belcov and others.
Jewish Resident
Dies Last Week
Last Thursday evening,
Mrs. Maurice Klein, aged 68.
of 220 S. W. 21st Road, died
as the result of lingering ill-
ness. She was the mother of
Mrs. David Gottfried, who
operated the Tennessee Kosh-
er Markets in Miami and Mi-
ami Beach for the past sev-
eral years. Mrs. Klein, was a
resident of Miami for the past
five years and had resided
with her daughter during
that time. She leaves surviv-
ing her three sons, Albert^jre-
siding in Miami, Ernest and
Julius of New York City; and
two daughters Jennie and
Rose Gottfried both residing
in Miami.
Interment was at Wood-
lawn Cemetery and Rabbi Is-
rael H. Weisfeld of Beth Dav-
id officiated at the funeral
services which were in charge
of Frank McGhan's King Fun-
eral parlors.
signation was accepted.
Mrs. Brown has been active
in Sisterhood affairs for quite
some time as well as in other
local organizations to which
she has devoted her efforts.


Page 2
THE JEWISH FLORIDIAN
Friday, September 6. 1929
THE JEWISH
FLORIDIAN
A weekly newspaper published at
Miami, Florida
by
The Jewish Floridian Publishing
Company
302 S. W. FOURTH AVENUE
Phone f74.">
THE
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EDITORIAL STAFF
J. LOUIS SHOCHET
A CHOCHOM
BEN" DOROM
A. X. ASHER
TO MY WAY OF
THINKING
Continued from Page 1)
could do as their hearts pleas-
ed. The much heralded, strong
silent policy of England's col-
onial government control
proved to be an image with
feet of clay. When the leading
Arab malcontents found that
they could molest the Jews
during divine services at the
Wailing Wall, burn their pray-
er books, attack and kill Jews
attending a funeral . when
they discovered that they
could flagrantly violate sup-
posedly inviolate status quo
agreements, trample rough
shod over the most basic hu-
man rights .... and escape
unpunished, even unrebuked.
a diabolical smile crept over
their sinister countenances
and the bloody orgy was
launched.
I say "a few malcontents"
advisedly. The bulk of Arabs
in Palestine are eminentl>
satisfied with Jewish immi-
gration and settlement. And
why shouldn't they be? Have-
n't their practically worthless
lands increased in value be-
yond their fondest hopes be-
cause of this immigration?
Hasn't the Jew's phenomenal
development of erstwhile de-
serts into flourishing groves
shamed his Arab neighbor in-
to developing his own lands
and enhancing its value?
The Arab because of his
low standard of living and
wage has successfully com-
peted with the Jewish worker
and has supplanted the latter
even in the employ of the
Jewish fruit grower. Has the
intellectual Arab gained noth-
ing from contact with the Oc-
cidental Jew and the fabulous-
ly wealthy Western culture
the latter introduced into the
Country? What has he lost as
a result of the increased Jew-
ish immigration?
yo iii-
Resume: Who is respon-
sible for the barbarous po-
groms in Palestine?
1. A handful of irrespon-
sible Arab instigators, crime
breeders and trouble seekers
..... encouraged by
2. The shamefully passive
and almost boldly Pro-Arab
attitude of the British Gov-
ernment, brought about by
3. The weak, almost apolo-
getic attitude of our own
Zionist Organization. The lat-
ter might have prevented the
occurence of these bloody
massacres by demanding jus-
tice and restitution from the
British Government at the
very first attack on the Jews
at the Wailing Wall.
A stranger came to town
delay:
And hoped that he had
come to stay;
With savings for each
rainy day.
He bought a place to live
and play.
He heard while looking at a
file:
"I wouldn't build .I'd wait
a while."
And on the street he heard :
You bet.
We haven't hit the bottom
yet!"
A clerk remarked while sell-
ing ink:
"I'll say this town is on the
blink!"
Another said, while show-
ing socks:
"This burg is headed for
the rocks."
The stranger who had hop-
ed to stay,
And build a home in town-
delay.
Remained no longer than a
day
The gloomy talk drove him
away.
* *
Speaking of home brews,
lumps on some husband's
heads are due to home bruise.
*
Work today and do your best,
Remember there's no to-
morrow.
Smile today and laugh today
Let another day take care
of the sorrow.
Remember the guy with a
continual smile
Is the guy who always
wins.
And people who smile as
they move along
Are the ones who win the
friends.
So dive in deep, roll up your
sleeves
And work and smile and
grin.
You can't expect the world
to look up to you
When you're holding down
your chin.
* >
Cluck: Why are you eating
those tacks'.'
Hen: I'm going to lay a car-
pet.
*
"Hello? Betty? This is Hal.
I've got a very attractive
friend staying with me and I
was wondering if you could
n't get a girl for him tonight."
"Why. yes. I think so."
"Fine! And try to get one
thatwell, he likes nice at-
tractive girls thatahlike
a good timeif you see what
I mean."
"I say try to get a girl
that's well, a good broad
minded voung lady."
"Wh-a-a-t?"
"Well, I meanthat is to
-ay one that has, shall we
call it the modern outlook on
things?"
"I don't seem to under-
stand."
"I mean, pick out one that He had to go to a doctor
well, nowadays when a fel- Who said he had burnt n
low goes out with a girl it's a flue,
sort of different from the old
days. I mean a girl doesn't
feel that just because she
hasn't known a man for a
long time they can't ah
partake of a little mutual en-
joyment."
"Wha-a-a-a-at ?"
"Hang it all. I mean, Ted
isn't depraved or anything
like that, but he likes a girl
to be um amenable and
congenial. You know."
"Now honestly, dear. I
haven't the faintest idea. . "
"(Jet a girlget a girl with
aha sweet disposition.
What I mean is. after all, an
affinity can't be purely intel-
lectual, and Ted's only going
to be here this one evening. I
mean I'd like to feel that he
accomplished something if
you get what I'm driving at."
"Wha-a-a-t?"
"Oh. for heaven's sake, can
you get him a girl that
PETS?"
"Ohthat! Why in the
world didn't you say so?
What sort of a girl did you
think I was going to get?
We'll be ready by eight-thirty
Cheerio."
*
The new American was be-
ing quizzed as an applicant
for citizenship. The conversa-
tion follows:
"Next!"
"Who? Me? Born?"
"Yes. sir. Where?"
"Europe."
"What part ?"
"All of me."
"Why did vou leave
rope ?"
"I couldn't bring it
me."
"Where were
lathers born'.'"
"I have only one father."
"Your business."
"Rotten."
"Where is Washington?"
"He's dead."
"I mean the capital of the
I nitedsiates."
"They loaned it all to Ku-
rop<. '
"Now do you promise to
support the Constitution?"
"Me? How can I? I've got
a wile and six children."
*
Washington crossed the
Delaware, The flapper cross-
ed her legs. But they both
got there.
*
There was a young man from
Me.
Accustomed to drinking
champe.
lint he got some bad liquor
Grew suddenly sicquor,
An,! swore, "By God. never
age."
* *
Why do they chop a tree
down to chop it up? For the
same reason that thev cut it
down to cut it up.
* *
Artie, once upon a time
A cigarette did smoke:
ine smoke got mixed inside
01 him.
And it made Artie choke.
Art once drank a bottle
Of awfully mean home
brew.
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Yiday, September 6, 1929
THE JEWISH FLORIDIAN
Page 3
Mr. and Mrs. A. Rubin were
[he hosts to the worshippers
L Bith David Synagogue last
Saturday, immediately after
(he morning services in honor
If the Bar Mitzva of their son
Martin, in the vestry rooms
If the Synagogue.
* *
Mr. Larry Fay was the host
If tin initial breakfast of the
Reason for the Bar Mitzva
joys Breakfast Club, at Beth
David, last Sunday morning.
The usual meeting was held
and a good time was had by
nil immediately after the ser-
vices. The hosts for next Sun-
Lay will be Mr. and Mrs. Sam-
Lei .1. Spector who are tender-
pnjr the breakfast because of
their son Louis joining as an
associate member of the Club.
* *
Rahbi Dr. and Mrs. Jacob
1. Kaplan have returned to
Ithe City after a three month's
vacation spent touring the
Country. Rabbi Kaplan first
[attended the convention of
[the Central Conference of
lAmerican Rabbis, officiated
lat the wedding of his niece
land then visited Northern and
Eastern points.
* *
The Ladies Auxiliary of
iBeth David Talmud Torah,
[will hold the second of its
[series of card parties next
[Tuesday evening, September
lifth. at 8 p. m. oclock, in the
[Talmud Torah Auditorium for
Ithe benefit of the Talmud To-
Irah furnishings Fund. Re-
freshments will be served and
a good time is promised all.
iMesdames B. Kandel, Nathan
lAdelman, and Charles Tan-
Inenhaum will be the hostesses
POT the evening.
* *
Mi^s Harriet Saltzberg left
Ifor New York City last week
Km the S. S. Iroquois. She ex-
pect- to return within a
[month.
*
Rabbi and Mrs. Israel H.
[Weisfeld were hosts to the
[members of the Teacher's
[Training Class of Beth David
[Sunday School, last Monday.
I Plans for the coming school
sessions were discussed and
[arrangements made for a very
[successful season. Refresh-
|ments were served.
* *
Mess. Al and Herman Meck-
llowitz have been circulating
petitions amongst the stu-
dent- of the University of Mi-
ami for the establishment of
U Hebrew Course there. The
authorities have agreed to ar-
range for Hebrew studies pro-
vided a sufficient number
Miami Showcase and
Fixture Company
General Contractors and
Manufacturer* of
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and
STORE FIXTURES
Phone 22163
228 S. MIAMI AVENUE
show their willingness to at-
tend.
* *
Last Thursday evening Dr.
and Mrs. M. D. Kirsch enter-
tained a number of friends at
a musicale in which Mr. Kirk
of New York City entertaine-t
the guests with violin solos,
and in duets with Dr. Kirsch
and a number of visiting art-
ists. At a late hour refresh-
ments were served.
* *
Mr. Bob Furr of the law
firm of Aronovitz, Furr and
Goldstein left last week for a
month's trip to North Caro-
lina and to Washington, D. C,
his former home.
* *
Dave Alper of the Rosedale
Delicatessen returned lasc
week from a brief vacation
spent visiting various Beaches.
He reports having had a very
splendid trip.
*
Mr. and Mrs. Joe Reisman
have just returned from a
three week's trip to New York
and nearby Cities, where they
spent a brief vacation prior to
opening their new store in Mi-
ami.
* *
Mr. Philip Homer returned
to .Miami this week after quite
a lengthy stay in the North
and will re-enter business
within the next few weeks at
his old stand in Miami Beach.
* *
A talk on "Foreign Com-
merce" was given by Jack
Kirchick at the meeting of
the Friendship league, Wed-
nesday evening, at the Beth
David Talmud Torah building
Dancing followed the short
business meeting. About 100
members were present.
* *
Next Monday afternoon at
2 p. m. the Beth,Jacob Ladies
Auxiliary of Miami Beach will
hold a card party for the ben-
efit of its Sunday School fund
at the home of Mrs. I. L.
Mintzer, .T27 Washington Ave.
to which the publiq,is cordial-
ly invited.
* *
Mr. and Mrs. H. M. Morris
of Atlanta. Ga., announce the
arrival of a baby girl, last
week. Mother and baby ar-
resting nicely. Mrs. Morris is
the daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
Jos B. Berner of Miami.
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Mr. and Mrs. L. Leibowitz
entertained the Monday night
Club, last week at their home
in the Wonder View Apart-
ments, at bridge. First prize
was won by David Bogen and
second prize by Mrs^Wm.
Schneidman. Among those
present were Mr. and Mrs.
Wm. Schneidman, Mr. and
Mrs. David Bogen, Mr. and
Mrs. Meyer Friedman, Mr.
and Mrs. L. Leibowitz. Miss
Bernice Loeb assisted the
hostess in entertaining. At a
late hour a delicious ice course
was served.
* *
Mr. and Mrs. S. Berg and
daughter have just returned
to the City after having spent
several months vacationing in
the North.
*
Mr. and Mrs. A. Rubin will
b ehosts at a Bar Mitzva party
in honor of their son Marvin,
en Sunday afternoon, Septem-
ber 8th, at their home 247G
Southwest Eighth street.
* "i-
The Loyalty Club of the
Emunah Chapter of O. E. S.
held the first business meet-
ing since its close last June, at
the home of Mrs. Dave Kahn,
515 N. W. 12th Ave., and
some important business was
transacted.
At a late hour refresh-
ments were served. A pleas-
ant time was spent by all.
* *
Mrs. David Bogen has just
returned to the City from a
three months stay in the
North.
*
Mrs. John Wolf was hostess
to the members of the Ladies
Auxiliary of Beth David Tal-
mud Torah, last Monday even-
ing at its regular meeting. At
this meeting the following
were reported to have contri-
buted for the purchase of
desks for the Talmud Torah:
Miss Adele Segal, 8; Avigdor
Golden, 1; Harry Schulman,
1 ; Mrs. Louis Ruscol, 1; Dave
Alper, 1; Dave Boris, 1; S.
Orenstein, 1 ; Mrs. Ed. Wolfe,
1; S. J. Spector, 1; Rosalyn
Friedman, 1; Milton Fried-
man. 1 ; Alberta Tannenbaurr,
1 ; Stanley Tannenbaum, 1;
Pearl Waldorf, 1; Esther Ne-
ham, 1; Isador Neham, 1;
Charles Goldstein, 1; Joseph
Tritt, 1; Theresa Arnold, 2:
David Warschoff, 1; Mrs.
Michael Yunis contributed fif-
ty dollars ($50.) towards the
Ladies Auxiliary. Fifteen new
members were admitted. At
the present time the treasur-
er reported that approximate-
ly seven hundred dollars was
on hand, and that desks and
blackboards had been pur-
chased.
* *
One of the largest and well
attended card parties of the
season was that arranged by
those interested in raising a
Relief Fund for the sufferers
in the Palestine Massacres.
Mesdames David Cowen, M.
D. Kirsch and Morris Solo-
mon were the hostesses for
the evening.
Prizes were awarded to the
highest scorers and during
the evening several raffles
were held. A beautiful silver
bowl donated by Julius Dam-
enstein was raffled and real-
ized quite a sizable sum. A
doll donated by Mrs. Morris
Solomon was also raffled and
helped increase the proceeds.
Much credit is due to the
hostesses who voluntarily ar-
ranged the event on hearing
of the Palestine troubles. A
sum in excess of one hundred
and fifteen dollars has al-
ready been collected and as
the tickets for the card party-
are paid for will greatly in-
crease the amount realized.
This is the first of a series of
card parties and other affairs
which will be staged to help
raise funds for the Palestine
sufferers.
*
Miss Beatrice R. Markowitz
of Hartford, Conn., is visiting
in Miami until the first of
October.
*
Mrs. J. Stollberg has left
Julius Damenstein, Inc.
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* *
Mr. and Mrs. Louis Weinkle
entertained at dinner last
Wednesday night, in honor of
Rabbi and Mrs. Israel H.
Weisfeld. Among those pre-
sent in addition to the hosts
and guests of honor were:
Mr. and Mrs. Sol. Weinkle,
Mr. and Mrs. Carl Weinkle,
Mr. and Mrs. J. Louis Shoch-
et, Miss Lena Weinkle and
Miss Sarah Shochet. The
guests of honor were present-
ed with a beautiful piece of
silver.
* *
Mrs. Chas. Tannenbaum re-
turned to Miami last Friday
after an extended trip to New
York and other northern
points.
* *
Miss Beatrice Shaff enter-
tained yesterday afternoon
with a farewell bridge party
in honor of her cousin, Miss
Beatrice Aezenshtat.
Miss Mar.jorie Predinger re-
ceived first prize, and Miss
Dorothy Kaplan the consola-
tion gift. Miss Aezenshtat
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THE JEWISH FLORIPIAN
Friday, September 6
I
SOCIETY
(Continued from Page 8)
was ted with silk i.
foi - est prize.
pn ent were Miss
Beat] ic< Sih er, Miss Fay Sil-
. Mist B atri A
Miss Selm i Spo< nt, Miss Es-
Miss S:
Rayvis, Miss Aezenshtat, M
Pre inger, Miss Ka; Ian, Mis
Miss Daisj SI
Mis Virginia I.
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Frit
r.a. ents' night at it.- met-
in th<- Beth David Talmud
'i i rah auditorium.
i;--: the ] rogresa
the min.-tn.-l .-how were mao
by Ray Young, director. Mrs.
Charles Golden gave an ad-
dress. Refreshments were ser-
ved and the following prograi
was pre "Deep Xijrht"
(Rudy Valee), "Desert Song"
(Sigmund Romberg) and
"King for a Day" (Fiorito).
sung by Joe Mandelbaun .
with accompaniment by Miss
Ida Mandelbaum: "Geogra-
phy", colored -ketch, by Mi.--
Ruth Davis; "II Trovatore."
piano solo by Miss Mandel-
baum; reading. "The Song
the Shirt" (Thoma- Hood),
by Miss Hilma Rose; vocal
solos, "Chinese Lullaby" (Ro-
bert Hood Bowers) and "Was
It a Dream?" (Sam Koslov),
by Miss Pauline Schoenfeld.
dance by little Kdna Schoen-
feld, with Miss Mandelbaum
accompanying; original piano
composition by Ray Young,
:. "The Burglar,"
by Miss Bea Silver.

Bridge party was gi 'en by
orothy Kaplan in honor
B atrice Aizenshtat,
Ala., Wt dne
at her home. Prizes
.-. |ma Spoo
M Mi ry Flitman. A
ted to Mi
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Presei t Miss beal
. i Mi :;
Margi Pn ii
Miss S Mi
man and Miss Edna Bada
an Fri
children. Mi I U I R u
returned Sunday from a thr-.-.
months' trip through tl
north. They visited fri-
and in New }
and spenl me time ir.
will bt
al I13i S. W. 2nd St.

Mr. and Mr-. Nathan A
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Ra Mrs. I-rael H.
Weisfeld. '
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by all.
West Palm Beach
(Mr-. H. Oliphant
I ndent)
Mr. and Mrs. Ed Blet hi
ompanied by Mr. and Mr-
Harry Oliphant and son El-
mer, paid a visit to Mr. and
Mrs. Meyer Schwartz lasl
Sunday at Miami.

The Beth El Sisterht
h'-ld a box sup) er at the Com-
munity House last Sunda\
night which was greatly en-
joyed by the large number
of members and friends wh
attended. A social hour fol-
lowed and bridge was played
The Committee in chart."'
of the affair consisted of Mrs.
Sam Schutzer, Mrs. Harr
Lerner and Mrs. Sam Berner.
*
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ed to her We.-t Palm Beac
home from a visit to Jack-
ille.
*
Mr. Pinky Schrebnjck has
isil ing friends in Mi-
ami for the past week.
* *
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North
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ome in Ft. Lauderdalc
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a 1
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