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SERVICES


END


HOLIDAYS


lebrations Fea-
ture Closing of
Succos Holidays

At Beth David Synagogue,
e last days of the Succos
holidays will be celebrated by
e usual early Friday night
services at 6:15 p. m. o'clock
d Saturday and Sunday
mornings at 9 a. m. Rabbi Is-
ael H. Weisfeld will preach
t both theSaturday and Sun-
ay morning services. Special
izkor services will be held
n Saturday morning with
Rabbi Weisfeld preaching an
appropriate sermon. Satur-
day night there will be special
orah services with the usual
rocessional during the even-
ing. Services Saturday night
will begin at 7 p. m. There
will be a Kiddush on Friday
and Saturday nights, and Sat-
urday morning.
On Sunday afternoon there
will be a gala Simchas Torah
celebration for all the chil-
dren at 2:30 p. m. o'clock in
he large Succah of the Con-
egation which is being ten-
ered the children by the
dies Auxiliary of Beth Da-
id Talmud Torah.. .Eruits,
ndies, cakes and other good-
ies will be distributed to the
children.
The usual Friday night ser-
vices will be held at Temple
Israel with Rabbi Dr. Jacob
H. Kaplan preaching a sermon
on "Sukkoth of the simple
Life," in honor of the Sukkoth
holidays. In connection with
the services there will be a
special service because of the
Bar Mitzva of Mitchell A. Ma-
gid, the son of Mr. and Mrs.
Harry I. Magid. For this
event there will be special
music by the choir. A recep-
ion for all will follow in Kap-
n Hall in honor of the Bar
itzva.
At Sunday school on Sun-
day morning there will be a
celebration of the Rejoicing
f the Law in the school rooms
to which all the parents are
invited.
In the evening, Sisterhood
of Temple Israel will hold a
Simchas Torah celebration in
the form of a dinner in Kap-
lan Hall to which all members
are cordially invited.
At Beth Jacob Synagogue
on Sunday morning" immed-
iately after tI eices there
will be a oKirddl jr all the
members to g6brate Sim-
chas Torah. seif s will be
conducted at 6i Fri-
day and e ,
and 8 a.m.id Sn-
a morning. .YiiKor sBrvices
g.be heldS:turdy morn-
OnSt. -... .


Mens Club Discuss Hebron Yeshiva
Childs Hospital Student Ordained


Last Thursday night the
Mens Club of Miami held a
special meeting to discuss the
matter of final plans for the
Childs Hospital being project-
ed by the organization, which
project has been promised the
support of a number of
wealthy philanthropists. In
the absence of the President,
Mr. Abe Aronowitz, and the
first Vice Pres., Mr. Louis
Shochet, the second Vice pres-
ident, Mr. I. Lasky presided.
The Hospital project was re-
ported on by the secretary
Mr. Chas. Tobin. and the fin-
al plans will be submitted to
the entire membership with-
in a very short time.
Plans are now being made
for a big get together for all
the members and their wives,
definite details of which will
be announced within a very
short time.


Jerusalem, Oct 19. One
American student of the ill-
fated Hebron Yeshivah, which
was the scene of the most
brutal massacre during the re-
cent outbreak when more than
40 students were killed, inclu-
ding 8 Americans, was ordain-
ed by Chief Rabbi, Dr. A. J.
Kook.
The student to receive
"S'micha" was Zevi Gottes-
man, who came to the Hebron
institution from the Rabbi
Isaac Elchanan Yeshivah in
New York. He is the son of
Rabbi Abraham Joseph
Gottesman of Brooklyn. Zevi
Gottesman happened to be
away from Hebron on the fa-
tal day of the massacre.
One of the American stu-
dents who was killed, William
Berman, of Philadelphia a
close friend of Rabbi Israel H.
Weisfeld of Beth David. was
to have been a candidate for
ordination.


REJOICING OF THE LAW


This Feast of the Law all your gladness display,
To-day all your homages render.
What profit can lead one so pleasant a way,
What jewels can vie with its splendor?
Then exult in the Law on its festival day,
S The Law is our Light and Defender.

My God I will praise in a jubilant way,
My hope in Him never surrender,
His glory proclaim where His chosen sons pray,
My Rock all my trust shall engender.
Then exult in the Law on its festival day,
The Law is our Light and Defender.

S My heart of Thy goodness shall carol always,
S Thy praise I ever will render;
While breath is, my lips all Thy wonders shall say,
Thy truth and Thy kindness so tender.
Then exult in the Law on its festival day,
The Law is our Light and Defender.

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Miami Beach Con-
gregation Elects
TA.i T ff^Oara


dent, Mr. L. Abrams the out-
going president was elected
Treasurer and Mr. I. L. Mint-
zer one of the most active


t1sj I vN W V e LiR'L" workers of the Congregation
was elected Secretary. Mr. B.
At a special meeting called M. Herman, C. Kaplan, J. Al-
for the purpose of electing of- bert, S. Lipnitz and Mr. Levin
fliers, Congregation Beth Ja- were chosen Trustees for the
cob, of Miami Beach elected ensuing year. Mess. A. Rau-
Jacob Becker, formerly of To- zin, J. B. Berner and C. Kap-
Iontio Ca~ada, and for the lan were chosen as the Board
pt several years an active of Education.
- w er. o Miami The installation of officers
, lmt of the. Con- will be bhld .arlv i ,
mR i M. IIzIg AbrOM a


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Welfare Bureau
Campaign Is Now
in Progress Here
The membership campaign
begun last Sunday evening on
behalf of the Jewish Welfare
Bureau is progressing splen-
didly according to the various
officials of the Bureau. The
team captains consisting of
Messrs. Eugene Mann, Her-
bert Kleiman, Abe Aronowitz,
A. L. Kantor, Lewis Brown
and J. Richter, and Mesdames
I. Buckstein, I. L. Seligman,
H. I. Homa, Stanley C. Myers,
Meyer Schwartz, J. B. Ber-
ner and Harry Rubin met at
the Talmud Torah Auditorium
and received their instructions
last Sunday night and to-
gether with their team mem-
bers began an active house to
house canvass on Monday
morning. The final reports of
the campaign will be made at
the annual meeting of the
Jewish Welfare Bureau which
will be held at Kaplan Hall,
in Temple Israel, next Wed-
nesday evening, October 30th,
at 8 p. m. o'clock. The election
of officers and Board of Di-
rectors will take place at this
meeting and allmembers and
friends of the Bureau are ur-
ged to attend.

Talmud Torah
Auxiliary to Hold
Special Meeting
A special meeting of all the
members of the Ladies Aux-
iliary of Beth David Talmud
Torah will be held at the Tal-
mud Torah Auditorium on
next Tuesday evening, Octo-
ber 29th, at 8 p. m. o'clock.
All members are urged to at-
tend as matters of grave im-
portance will be acted upon.

Bnai Brith Holds
Debate at Meeting
As we are going to press a
very interesting meeting of
the Bnai Brith is taking place
at which time an interesting
debate on Palestine will take
place between several of the
prominent young Jewish at-
torneys of Miami. A splendid
program of entertainment has
been prepared and members
and their wives present.

Choir Boys Guests
of Congregation
The choir boys of Beth Da-
vid Synagogue were the guests
of the Congregation at the
Ringling Bros. circus last
Monday night as a token of
appreciation for their services
to the congregation. Present
were: Milton Friedman, Har-
ol Ta um. Arthur
i. oehet,


To My Way of
Thinking
by
Rabbi Israel H. Weisfeld

Woodrow Wilson, the apos-
tle of peace was lying criti-
cally ill in his bed in the
White House. Morosely disap-
pointed he pondered over the
peculiarities of a civilization
that had just emerged from a
bloody bath and yet turned a
deaf ear to his incessant pleas
for a universal guarantee
against a possible recurrence
of that ghastly experience. A
sense of futility swept over
him and he turned deathly
pale. His personal doctor,
standing by, nodded his head
doubtfully and in his case-
hardened eyes, tears glisten-
ed.

Suddenly the door opened.
In trooped four Senators of
the minority, who had come
to convince themselves and
their fellow skeptics in the
House and Senate that the
President was actually sick.
One of the quartette, a great-
er azus ponim than the rest,
approached the bed and pull-
ed off the coverlet from the
stricken man that he might
the better convince himself of
the actual condition. A crim-
son flush suffused the sunken
cheeks of. the invalid. The
physician fumed at this indig-
nity to the great man. Braz-
enly insolent, the senator
shrugged his shoulders con-
temptuously. He was convinc-
ed.

Shortly after, President
Wilson died. Years passed.
Once more the adage of Ben
Johnson that "we never know
the height of tree until it has
been felled" was proven only
too true. The people who jeer-
ed him and his "puerile, ideal-
istic dreams suddenly turned
into fervent admirers and
staunch propogators of his
ideas.
The intelligentsia finally
realized that it might have
been considerably more tol-
erant; that the weak points in
his projects might well have
been overlooked because of
the magnitude and broad
outlook of the project. The
League of Nations idea was
really not so absurd. Supreme
Court Justice Louis Brand-
eis, appointed by Wilson, the'
a Jew was startling the coun-
tr with his clear, incisive lo-
gic, with his sciftillatingly
brilliant decisions and hisi
fresh, liberal attitude. A
supposedly "wrong step"
.takea by the deBeased ys
not merely justified bat t-:
spired. In a word, they. w
condemned rBlmemid ta r
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Friday, October


THE JEWISH FLORIDIAN


(Continued from Page 1) er exclaim, "Because thou


the insolent senator. From an
obscure senatorship repre-
senting New Mexico, Fall rose
to membership in Harding's
Cabinet. He was now Secre-
tary Fall. Soon rumors spread
that the Secretary in a friend-
y chat with a millionaire oil
friend, had leased government
property to him. The latter
to express the high esteem in
which he held his boyhood
friend who had risen to such
illustrious heights and at-
tained a Cabinet membership,
on leaving left a check for
some hundred thousand dol-
lars.


Peculiarly enough, the coun-
try couldn't conceive of his
check to have been a pure
friendly gesture. Secretary
Fall was indicted. After a pro-
tracted delay he was brought
to court. Now he was no long-
er his former robust, bluster-
ing self. Subdued, frail, his
claim, supported by a coterie
of costly physicians, of severe
illness was rejected by the ob-
durate court. He must be ex-
amined by a court physician
in order to establish whether
he was actually sick . And
who was appointed to examine
him? None other than the in-
furiated doctor who had wit-
nessed the vulgar act he had
committed against the occu-
pant of the highest office in
the land.
What strange pranks time
plays on self-inflated person-
ages. The irony of Fate. Ver-
ily did Hillel, upon beholding
askull floating upon the wat-


hast drowned others, there-
fore wast thou, too, drowned."

And yet this little story,
novel, tho' it may seem finds
its counterpart in the Bible.
Saul, the first Jewish king,
fearing the valiant youth Da-
vid as a potential rival for
the crown, pursues him into
the hills. While the king
sleeps, David glides by the
guard, approaches the sleep-
ing monarch whom he respects
as the Divine appointee, and
contents himself with cutting
off a piece of the king's robe.
This is to show Saul upon his
awakening that he had been
in the power of his supposed
arch-enemy who had graci-
ously spared his life.

However, David now king
over Israel and Judah and
very powerful, suffers in his
declining years for the indig-
nity he had inflicted.
For we read (Kings I, Chap-
ter I) "Now King David was
old and stricken in years; and
they covered him with clothes
but he gat no heat."
Uncanny how history re-
peats itself, isn't it?

The holidaymaker spent a
successful day fishing, and
presented his landlady with
enough fish to supply the
whole boarding house.
At the end of the week his
bill included the item. "lard
(for frying fish)-$.35."


SELFISH HEARTS

Ci Oh, selfish hearts who kneel and prey,
Why seek ye but for self,
Ye know full well the righteous way,
Yet sell your souls for pelf?

Why preach of brotherhood and peace,
And chant about good-will,
Yet set your talents to increase
SThe instruments that kill?

Why prate about humility
i And love for all your foes,
Yet tgloat of your ability
| To profit by their woes ?

Why grieve about remote distress
And glorify the meek,
Yet in the mad rush for success
SE You trample down the weak?

Why hope salvation to attain
By virtue of mere faith,
Or deem that Heaven you can gain
While still you nourish hate?

t The selfish never truly live
Nor win reward above,
God gives alone to those who give,
And loves but those who love.
Bernard Gould,


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j Mrs. Cohen Gets
Settled
in America

By\ Emabelle Stein
(Continued from last Week)
ven dese elivators shoot you
up all of a sudden vitoit giv-
ing you no notice, you tink
in yourself you are going to
even, and begin to tink of
God and to pray He shood
give you a nice reception case
you didn't come down to de
oirt no more, and you kind of
vonder in yourself, if you got
stuck on de tventy-sevent
story for instant or higher
yet, vatt vood happen to de
cabbages you left boiling on
de stoff? But de voist of all
is de going down on dese eli-
vators from so high. You feel
your hart is going up in your
mout and your stummick and
ever-ting in your lower region
is falling down, down in de
basementical vere you vill
have to look for it if you cum
oit alive. Vell, maybe you tink
I did not feel tankful ven I
got oit of dat soul-trap vat
shakes de insides oit of a pois-
sen? I give fifty sents to de
foist poor boy I see on de
street for because I excaped
vit my life and de rest of me.
"I shopped in so many
stores I had a big hunger, so
I vent down in a store base-
mentical vere you get some-
ting to eat. I set down by a
table a vave vit my hand to
a goil vit a vite paper crown
on her head and a vite apron.
She don't come to me rite a-
vay like she shood and makes
off she don't see me, so I vave
vit bote my hands to her; den
she comes running kwick to
me 'What's the matter?' like
she did not know for vat I
was dere.
'I vant something to eat
and bring it rite avay if you
don't vant me to faint in
here,' and she begin to pay
me attention like I was de on-
ly von dere.
'We serve only sandwiches
here,' she tells me.
'Sand-?' I says vit puz-
zlement.
"'Which kind sandwich do
you want?' she ask me.


"'Vich sand vich'? Vat you
mean I don't vant no kind
sand! I don't vant noting I
don't vant! For vy you give
sand for peoples to eat. You
can't sell me no kind sand if
I starve!' and I get up and go
oit. Den I go to anodder eat-
place, and a goil vat vaits by
tables ask me: 'Madam'- (I
like her already for because
she was so politik), 'Madam,'
she said "we have beef and
pork-,
"Oi mine Gott! Pig-meat
she vants to give me, Sonia!
"'For noting vood I eat pig-
meat!' I tell her. 'For vat you
take me? Don't give me no
pig-meat, I ain't dat kind of
vooman. It makes me sick to
smell suts an abummination.'
I cood vomited, Sonia, on de
look of de pig-meat. Tfui! De
goil looks on me kind of funny
and I can see she vants to
laff but she don't.
"'--and hot dogs-'
"'Hot dogs!' I cry, not
knowing vat to tink or if I
vaing or sleeping or dream-

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ing, and de hole room and ev-
erting in it begin to svim
around before my eyes and de
goil to Charlestein in it, but
I catch de corner of de table
kwick and save myself from
falling from de chair. 'You
mean you eat hot dogs in dis
country? Vat kind for peoples
are you?' I ask her. She looks
on me like she don't see me,
and I look on her like she vas
crazy and don't belong in a
place vere peoples eat. Den
she vants to give me cat soop
yet vit de hot dogs as if dat
cood help it some. 'Taint enoff
yet she tries to sell me hot
dogs, she vants me to eat cat
soop yet too! I am sa mad I
cood do something to some-
body!
'No. You can eat all de
cats and dogs you vant for
yourself but you ain't going
to make me eat dem!' I says
to her. 'I don't vant no dogs
from cold dog. You see I am
of a experementin toin of
mind and I like to find oit ev-
er'ting. Yoseph says experings
is de best teacher. Anyhoi it
can't hoit me noting to look on
him. So I go back to de goil.
"Leave me see your hot
dogs, only von, and don't
bring him too near me.'
"Vat you tink it was, Son-
ia? So big like Yoseph's mid-
dle finger and haff curled up
like a huntsback, like it had
koivichure of de spine. A baby
sausage! I never seen some-
thing like it. De boocher in
our town, you know, never
had dat kind. I s'pose he had


not vant to bodder
sausages.
"I vish you vas he
You vood die lafft
some of de funny tinl
Yoseph makes more
villsend you a ticket
over here, only you
if dey are hot or if
cold, or vit or vitoit eat
I cood see she vood
get rid from me, vichl
me more mad yet, ani
away. Den I re-betink
dat it vill not do me
to see like vat dat
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Friday, October 25, 1929
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THE JEWISH

FLORIDIAN
A weekly newspaper published at
Miami, Florida
by
The Jewish Floridian Publishing
Company

302 S. W. FOURTH AVENUE
Phone 8745



EDITORIAL STAFF
J. LOUIS SHOCHET
A CHOCHOM
BEN DOROM
A. N. ASHER

EDITORIAL

Criticism-
Destructive and
Constructive

YOU needn't believe every-
thing you read in the news-
papers.
Once we were visiting a
friend, and a fire happened
to break out before our very
eyes. Calmly, for there was
no emergency, we got the
family together, walked down-
stairs into the street, and
watched a very efficient fire
department put out the small
blaze. A reporter hurried to
the scene. And in a few mo-
ments he did more damage
than the fire. He got the name
of the family wrong. Our
friend, who had escorted his
frightened mother to the
street, was transformed into
the husband of his mother;
we turned out to be the broth-
er of his sisters. Sometimes,
as the movies have it, it's a
cockeyed world.
We thought of that fire,
somehow, when we opened up
a newspaper the other day
and turned to a syndicated
feature on Psychology. Now,
there is more rubbish that
gets into print on that one
topic than on any ten others.
And this daily gem was no
exception. For it tried to re-
late destructive criticism to
some mental trouble of the
critic; only "constructive"
criticism was healthy, it said.
There is confusion here.
houses used to be built of
wood; then, of stone; then, of
steel. Before we could build
of stone, we had to take down
the wooden structure. Before
we could construct, we had
to destroy-to clear the way
for something new. Much so-
called destructive criticism is
of precisely this nature. It
clears the way for something
new; it carts off intellectual
deadwood; it does away with
debris. Some persons this
newspaperr psychologist inclu-
ed, confuse fault-finding
ith destruction. There is


Plenty of fault to be found,
and we might tell our amateur
PsYchologist a few things a-
bout the kind of person who
has a fear of being told what's
he trouble with his ideas. In
fact, our friend is in need of
a little destructive criticism,
nd maybe that's why he-
or she---so dislikes it.
The man who is always
Paising-who is, in a word,
8lays "constructive" is
Agerous. He's the fellow
ho 0. K.'s rotten bridges.
Who passes buildings that


THE JEWISH FLORIDIANPage 3


haven't conformed to the fire
laws. The man who is forever
finding fault is equally dan-
gerous. He saps the ambition
out of us. We need both types
of criticism, destructive and
constructive. Some people are
so made that they can see on-
ly troubles; we can use them
as red-light signals. Others
are so made that they behold
only the rosy side of things;
we need them, too, to spur us
on. As usual, when we try to
make hard and fast distinc-
tions, we should rather tie the
ends. There is no real quar-
rel between destructive and
constructive critism; they are
two brothers who lend each
other mutual aid in the task
of building a finer structure
than the one they replace.
Words shouldn't fool a psy-
chologist; but, you see, some-
times they do.

Being Neutral

It Is easy to avoid the re-
sponsibliity of having an opin-
ion. Simply say that you are
tolerant, and that you see
both sides of the question.
There is an old saying that
to understand all is to forgive
all. It is equally true that
there are two sides to every
dispute. On the other hand,
living means making decis-
ions and acting upon them.
What is more, if everybody
adopted the neutral attitude,
nothing would ever be done
about anything. We learn, not
by theorizing, but by putting
our theories into action and
seeing how they work out. If
they don't work, the best thing
to do is to admit our error
and to try again. If they do
work, then certainly all is
well. But to stand by and do
nothing, and then to expect
credit for such neutrality, is
asking too much of human
nature.
The man who never does
anything is always in a posi-
tion to proclaim his superior
merits as a philosopher. Since
he does nothing, he cannot
make a mistake. But give us,
rather, the mistakes from
which we learn than the inac.
tivity that breeds only more
inactivity.


SGLCHASER
I| i I ] ii ii


"What's a yacht?"
"Well, take any old leaky
scow, add wine, smokes and
song, invite all your friends,
and it's a yacht!"
*
Teacher: Johnny, what is
a "decanter?"
Johnny: A decanter is
something that horse breaks
into.

According to a woman's
way of thinking, the man who
fails to make love to her is
l)ashful.
*
Sometimes when you see a
bride march up to the altar
and repeat after the minister
"I do," and then look at what
she brought along with her,
the thought obtrudes that
there is a girl who success-
fully passed the blindfold
test. Also deaf and hopelessly
dumb.
*
Garbage Man: Hey, mister,
have you got any garbage?
Mr. Henpeck: Come around
later when my wife is here.
*
One farmer was telling an-
other farmer that he had a
two-legged calf on his farm.
"I know it," replied the other
armer. "He came over to see
/my daughter last night."
*
"I hate to put it over you
boys like this," said the reck-
less driver, putting his car
down the street at the rate
of seventy per.
*
Funny, but freight sent by
ship is called cargo and freight
sent by car is called shipment.
*
Herbert told the story of a
man who entered a darkened
theatre, groped his way to a
seat and forthwith proceeded
to sit in a woman's lap. Her-
bert takes it for granted that
every man has had the same
trying experience and he says
that as everybody else's ca-
reer, this particular gentle-


MAKE ME A FRIEND
IS----
Here's to the kindly hearts of Earth,
) That make this good old world
worth while;
S Here's to the lips with tender words,
That bring the caressing smile;
S And, I ask my soul this question,
When my goodly gifts I see:
SAmI a friend to as many friends
As have been good friends to me?

When friends speak a word of praise,
Y My wavering will to aid,
I ask, if ever their long, long ways,
aMy words, their pathways have
My wors,
brighter made;
Then to my heart I speak again,
This eager, earnest plea-
L Make me a friend to as many friends
As have been good friends to me.
-Anonymous.


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man simply went through the
usual formality of humbly
begging the lady a thousand
pardons for his awful blun-
der, starting, of course, to get
away as rapidly as possible.
But to his surprise and su-
preme pleasure, she "put her
arms around him and whis-
pered, "Don't go-sit down by
me in the next seat.' Thrilled
to death as the flappers say,
he slipped over in the next
section of the same pew and
lost no time in organizing a
24-carat, stem-winding, self-
starting snuggle party for
two. As his eyes became ac-
customed to the darkness and
his vision slowly returned,
holding her dainty hand in
his the while, our friend says
he decided to take a good look
at his fair companion so as to
make certain whose wife she
was, as the weather is too
darned hot to get al messed
up fighting over a woman. He
looked squarely into her eyes,
and had no trouble in recog-
nizing whose wife she was.
She was his, his own 99 per
cent. "Honey," she said, "how
in the world did you find me
in this dark place?"
*
Alex: It's only a difference
of a pinion.
Zander: What?
Alex: Why, a bird with one
wing and a bird with two.

Lots of people who would
use a battering ram to get in-
to society wouldn't make the
effort to lift the latch to get
into the gates of Heaven.
*
A little loving now and then
Will raise the Deuce with
married men.
For nothing's secret in this
life:
It always gets around to wife.

A little loving now and then
Might help a lot of married
men
To lead a bright and happy
life
If each would get it from his
wife.
*
"Poor Sarah; the engage-
ment is all off, and she has
lost her young man."
"That's too bad."
"Yes; he was so sleek he
got away."
"Well, she used to brag that
he was a pretty smooth pro-
position."

Little Miss Muffet
Decided to tough it
On the farm in a quiet way,
But the farmer's son, Niel,
In his automobile
Took her to town night and
day.
*
A recent issue contain what
is claimed to be the eight
longest words in the English
language of 600,000 words:
Philoprogentiveness.
Subconstitutionalist.
Honorificibiltudinity.
Incomprehensibleness.
Disproportionableness.
Velocipedestrianistical.
Proantisubstantionist.


Transubantionableness.
Read them over carefully
BI7TlOT lT FDTM T A "XT


and then exercise your maxi-
lary muscles in trying to pro-
nounce them.
*
Talk is cheap, and women
are fond of bargains.
*
Fine dreams are an abso-
lute waste unless converted
into something tangible.
*
When a wise man does play
the fool on occasion, he never
has any halfway business
about it.
*
A woman's idea of an intel-
ligent conversationalist is one
who will let her do all the
talking.
*
Abie & Ikey: Ve vant our
pictures tooken vit glass
pants ?
Photographer: What do
you mean, glass pants?
A. & I.: You know, glass
pants; wit dem togedder.
Photographer: Oh, clasped
hands. Why didn't you say
so?
*
"Why did you break your
engagement with that school
teacher ?"
"I didn't show up one
night, and she wanted me to
bring a written excuse signed
by my mother."
*
He: I saw something last
night I'll never get over.
She: Oh, dear, tell me what
you saw!
He: The moon.
*
He: That's a good looking
dress you hav eon.
She: You're pretty well
built yourself.

Teacher: Johnny, if your
father earned forty dollars a
week and gave your mother
half, what would she have?
Johnny: Heart failure.

Scientists who have been
growing baldheaded and near-
sighted trying to get some
inside information on the real
nature of electricity, can now
give their addled wits a rest.
Some unknown genius has at
last worked out a satisfactory
(?) definition which runs like
this:
"Electricity is something
that starts the Lord knows
where and ends in the same
place. It is 1-36 of a second
faster on its feet than its
nearest competitor-backyard
gossip and when turned
loose in Europe will get to the
United States five hours be-
fore it starts, daylight sav-
ings time. Nobody knows ex-
actly what it is because it has
never stood still long enough
If you are person of lively
imagination you may think of
electricity as science gone
goofy with the heat, and you
will be very close to the truth.
If you can understand its
curves you can do anything
with it except open a jar of
peanut butter at a picnic.
Electricity was locked up in
ignorance for centuries until
Ben Franklin let it out with


a pass key. Since then it has
been pulling off more stunts
t than a pet monkey. With it
you can start a conversation
or stop one permanently, cook
dinner, curl your hair, press
your trousers, blow up a bat-
tle ship, run an automobile or
signal Mars, and many more
cute tricks for it to do are be-
ing invented."

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SOCI


Miss Hannah Berner enter-
tained Sunday afternoon at
her home, 202 Ocean Drive in
honor of Miss Faye Schemer's
birthday, and the return of
Miss Sophie Neham from N.
Y. with a bridge.
A delicious Salad Course
was served and enjoyed by
all.
First prize was won by Miss
Beatrice Shaff and consola-
tion prize by Miss Beatrice
Silver. The guests of honor
were also presented with love-
ly gifts.
Those present were: Misses
Helen Lipnitz, Beatrice Shaft,
Beatrice Silver, Edith Berner,
Ann Weiss, Esther Hyman,
Terry Reisman, Selma Spoont,
Gertie Abbot, Celia Pertzman,
Faye Schemer, Sophie Neham
and Hannah Berner.
*
Informal reception was giv-
tn by Mr. and Mrs. Louis
Gerson at their home, 213 N.
E. 17th terrace, in honor of
their son, Samuel Gerson, of
Wilmington, Del., who, with
Dr. Morton Winheld of Atlan-
tic City, motored to Miami
for a visit. Yellow and red
roses adorned the tea table.
During the evening Miss
Rosemary Gerson and Miss
Frances Druckerman present-
ed a musical program.

Bouffant skirts of a fancily
dressed doll hid the gifts
which composed a linen show-
er Saturday afternoon when
Mrs. Joseph Weintraub and
Miss Edith Katz entertained
with a party for Miss Ethel
Tauber, who will become the
bride of Emden Herzog.
Bridge was played and prizes
were awarded for high scores.
The hostesses served a salad
course during the afternoon.
Guests included: Miss Es-
ther Weintraub, Miss Faye
Weintraub, Mrs. L. W. Boy-
er, Mrs. Syd Beskind, Miss
Addie Ross, Mrs. Edward
Wexler, Mrs. W. Hirsch, Mrs.
A. Seiden, Mrs. Leo Rosen,
Mrs. E. Salzberg, Mrs. S. Av-
ner, Mrs. A. Rosenthal, Miss
Lila Tatum, Miss Reggie
Goldstein, Mrs. Mitchell Wolf-
son, Mrs. S. Hollender, Mrs.
H. Sepler, Miss Sylvia Katz,
Mrs. H. D. Williams, Mrs. J.
Cromer, Miss Norma Wolf,
Miss Thelma Samet, Mrs. L.
L. Lichenstetter, Miss Flor-
ence Alpert, Mrs. M. D. Katz,
and Mrs. J. Pearlman.

The Ruth Bryan Owen Ora-
torical club will meet at 2:30
p. m. Friday at the home of
Miss Rose Mary Gerson, 213


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N. E. 17th terrace. Mrs. Joe
Williamson will preside.
"The Division of Florida"
will be one of the topics dis-
cussed. Mrs. A. L. Kantor will
take the negative side and
Mrs. A. E. Rosenthal the af-
firmative. Mrs. Herbert Scher
will talk on "Benefits That
Miami Would Derive From An
Enlarged Port."
At the meeting held Friday
at which Mrs. A. L. Kantor
presided, Mrs. A. E. Rosen-
thal chose as her topic, "Ruth
Hanna McCormick," congress-
woman from Illinois, and Miss
Helen Farkas, "Florence
Kahn," congresswoman from
California.
Three-minute current event
talks by members choosing
their own subjects included
"Correct Pronunciation of
Miami," Mrs. David Bogen;
"The Textile Strikes," Mrs.
Gerald Lewis; "The Mediter-
ranean Fly Pest," Mrs. Scher,
and "Peace Disarmament
Plans," Miss Gerson.
*
For the second year, mem-
bers of the Upsilon Lambdu
Phi sorority of the University
of Miami have won the schol-
arship cup offered by the Mi-
ami Woman's Pan-Hellenic
Association. The girls were
presented the cup Tuesday
morning at a special assembly
at the university. If they win
it again this year, the cup will
remain the property of the
sorority.
Members are: Miss Fay
Weintraub, president; Mrs.
Martha Myers, Mrs. Marcella
Kanner, Miss Gertrude Hul-
bsch, Miss Rosa Ripas, Mrs.
Rose Shayne, Mrs. Ruth Oro-
vitz and Miss Beatrice Iral-
son. Mrs. Freda Lutsky is an
honorary member and patron-
esses are Mrs. Jacob Kaplan,
Mrs. Benjamin Axelroad and
Mrs. H. R. Hamel.
Program of interest featur-
ed the tea shower given
Sunday afternoon by Mrs. Al.
bert A. Seiden in honor of
Miss Ethel Schonfeld, who
will be married to Dr. George
Jay Gerson, Nov. 21.
Taking part was Miss
Rose Mary Gerson, soloist;
Mrs. Martha J. Weintraub,
pianist; Miss Lillian Chisling,

AMBULANCE SERVICE
W. H. Combs Co., Estab. 1896
COMBS FUNERAL HOME
Phone Miami 32101
1539 N. E. tad Avenue
MIAMI BEACH FUNERAL HOME
Phone M. B. 5-2101
1236 Wasuhinton Ave

Florida Iron and
Equipment Co.
519 N. W. Third Avenue
Wholesale Dealers in Machinery and
Contractors' Equipment
MIAMI, FLORIDA
PHONE 6602


"PERPBTUA
WOODLAWN E


When m the Taumii Trail, we shi
our new Jewish sctio, operated


reader, and Miss Betty Be-
thune soloist.
Invited for the occasion were
Miss Jane Schonfeld, Miss
Martha Weintraub, Miss Lil-
lian Rifas, Miss Ethel Tauber,
Miss Molly Weinstein, Miss
Lola Greenfield, Miss Helen
Hantzes, Miss Addie Ross,
Miss Laurette Simmons, Miss
Dorothy Mitchell, Miss Helen
Wolpert, Miss Ethel Goldberg,
Miss Chisling, Miss Reba En-
gler, Miss Rosenhouse, Miss
Yetta Stone, Miss Gerson,
Miss Bethune, Miss Edith
Katz, Miss Sylvia Katz, Mis.
Frances Druckerman, Miss
Dorothy Brill, Miss Lila To-
bin, Miss Reggie Golstein,
Miss Norma Wolfe, Miss Tilly
Predinger, Miss Ida Schwartz,
Miss Theresa Reisman, Miss
Beatrice Turkle, Miss Bluma
Crockin, Miss Helen Farcas,
Miss Irene Farr, Miss Helen
Freed, Miss Sylvia Farr, Miss
Minnie Blank and Miss Ethel
Schonfeld.
Mrs. L. Brown, Mrs. J. N.
Morris, Mrs. M. Solomon, Mrs.
D. Solomon, Mrs. I. Rauzin,
Mrs. M. Rippa, Mrs. Joe Wil-
liamson, Mrs. Jules Pearlman,
Mrs. L. Bronner, Mrs. M. Cro-
mer, Mrs. L. Klein, Mrs. Av-
ent Levin, Mrs. Sol Zalka,
Mrs. Herbert Schor, Mrs. N.
Hantzes, Mrs. E. Salzburg,
Mrs. Max Orivitz, Mrs. A
Orin, Mrs. S. Weseal, Mrs. W.
Karns, Mrs. D. Kaplan, Mrs.
E. Wexler, Mrs. W. Hirsh,
Mrs. C. G. Williams, Mrs. A.
E. Rosenthal, Mrs. Sydney
Beskind, Mrs. Joe Weiss, Mrs.
Sydney L. Weintraub, Mrs.
Isidor Cohen, Mrs. C. Feld-
man, Mrs. Leo Rosen, Mrs.
Syd Avner, Joseph Weintraub,
A. M. Kanner, Stanley Myers,
S. Hyman, Lou Rifas, L.

DE SOTO SIX
(Product of Chrysler)
SALES and SERVICE
We have a number of Used
Cars in exceptional condition
at very low prices.
KNIGHT MOTOR CO.
55 N. W. First St. Phone 5357
Phone for Demonstration


King
Undertaking Co.
29 N. W. THIRD AVENUE
Phones 25355-31624


Julius Damenstein, Inc.
JEWELER
The Store With a Reputation
10 W. Flagler St. Phone 4701
MIAMI, FLORIDA


L CARE"
BURIAL PARK
a11 be plemed to have you inspect
according to the Jewish rituaL


Lichenstein, J. Cromer, L. Hy-
man. Max Reisman, Aaron
Fan'r, Mrs. Louis Gerson, Mrs.
W. Person, Charles Green-
field, Joseph Schonfeld and C.
Ludwig.
*
The Loyalty Club an auxil-
iary of the Emunah Chapter
of the (. E. S. held one of
the prettiest card parties of
the season at the Talmud To-
rah auditorium, last Thurs-
day evening. During the even-
ing refreshments were ser-
ved. Prizes for high score
were awarded to Mrs. Marks,
Mrs. Jack August, Mrs.
Schwartz, and consolation
prize to Mrs. Goldstein. Door
prizes were awarded to Mrs.
A. Ia'n blnIm and Mrs. Na-
than Adelman.


Roof


Off!


Stock Wet!




A SALE OF





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Continuing All this Week

Our roof blew . Our entire stock was water-soaked
. . and we were compelled to vacate our store at
Flagler and Tenth. This stock has been moved to our
new location and the last dollar's worth is to be sold to
make room for new goods now en route.


NEW CREDIT PLAN
$1.00 per Week pays for $80 Worth
$2.00 per Week pays for $160 Worth
$5.00 per Week pays for $400 Worth

OPEN EVENINGS TILL NINE
ALL THIS WEEK

MIAMI-MATHER CO.
North Miami Ave., at Fourth Street

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Friday, October 25, 1929

Mr. and Mrs. Morton Fagan
and daughter Sunshine, re.
turned to the City the early
part of this week after hav.
ing visited friends and rela.
tives in New York State and
Chicago. They were away for
about three months.
*
Mrs. Dave Kahn is still at
her home convalescing from
a recent illness.

Mrs. Morris Small is a pa.
tient at 716 S. E. First Street,
after having left the Victoria
Hospital where she had been
confined for sometime.
*
Mr. Max Goldenblank is
still a patient at the Jackson
Memorial Hospital.
*
Mr. Jack Lear left for Ha.
vana on a business trip for
the Miami Life on whose staff
he is employed, by aeroplane
last Monday and is expected
to return to the City the lat.
ter part of this week.
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SOCIETY


( Continued from Page 4)
An important meeting c
the Yeddidim Club was hel
last Wednesday night an
election of officers too
place. Those elected were:
president, Eddie Miller; Vic
president, Robert A. Schweii
zer; Secretary, Harry Feir
stein; and Treasurer, Morr
Kronberg. The next meeting
of the club will be held at th
American German Hall N. I
Second Ave. and 37th strec
on Thursday, November 7th
when a dance will be given fo
the benefit of the Club tre
sury to which admission wi
be $1.00 per couple. A spler
did program of entertainer
and refreshments have bee
prepared.

Mr. Jacobs popularly know
as "Pa" Jacobs of the Bi
cayne-Collins Hotel, Mian
Beach, returned to the cit
after having spent his sun
mer vacation in the north.

One of the best attended
and enjoyed events of th
early winter season was th
bridge luncheon given by th
Miami Chapter of Hadassal
at the Alcazar Hotel, la.
Wednesday afternoon whe
the officers elected at th
close of last season were fo
mally presented to the men
bership. Mrs. M. D. Kirsch d
livered the invocation at th
opening of the luncheon ar
then introduced the presided
of Hadassah, Mrs. Max D
brin who in a very splend
address made a plea for he
for Hadassah and an intere
in Palestine work. Mrs. He
bert Kleiman, chairman of tl
Membership committee rea
a list of the members recent
admitted to the chapter ar
asked for additional member
Mrs. Sonya Snowe sang "R
chem" and she was accompai
ied at the piano by Mrs. A
ler. Prize for high score wf
awarded to Mrs. J. S. Fields
*
Mrs. Joseph S. Fields e;
tertained at her home in Ho
eman Park, Tuesday evening
for members of the Fortnigh
ly Book-Review Club. She r
:iewed "The Well of Lonel
ness," and followed with a u
ique demonstration of "A 1
mon and its uses". Presei
were: Mrs. A; L. Kanter, Mr
I. A. Russcol, Mrs. Adele
Rose, Mrs. Harry Orlin, Mil
Rae Rosengarten, Mrs. Albe
E. Rosenthal, Miss Ani
MIinsk, Mrs. Alex Goldstei
Mrs. Charles Rosengarte
and Mrs. Henry Berg.
*
The Ladies Auxiliary
Beth David Talmud Tora
held a meeting of its execi
tive Board last Monday ever
ing at which time a full a
tendance was on hand and in


portant matters were discus
ed. The dance to be held
the Talmud Torah Auditor
um on November 19th
Which Mrs. Meyer Friedma
18 chairman was discuss
and tickets distributed among
the members for disposal 1
the public. Plans for the Sil
chas Torah celebration for th
Sunday School children th
coming Sunday were outline
and the Committee in chars

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SLET ME SMILE

f Lett me smile, though the skies may be dreary,
d $ And somber the clouds overhead,
kd Let me smile, though my heart may be weary
| And haunted by some secret dread.
e For the birds of the forest are singing
t- ,, Their care-free and love-laden tune
i- And the zephrs glad tidings are bringing
is That the earth is awaiting its June.
le
I. P Let me love, though my loving be wasted,
et Like dew on the desert's bleak face,
I.-, Let me love, though its bliss be untasted,
)r % And spurned is my eager embrace.
I But the thrill that comes in devotion,
ni The impulse to live for Love's sake,
n- .,
it + Like the winds of the wild, surging ocean,
n All my worth-while emotions awake.

n Let me serve, from my duty ne'er swerving
To lighten some burden or grief,
Ss- Let me serve even the Undeserving,
;y While still I can render relief.
_- For the glory that blesses our giving,
The sheer joy of doing our part,
Lends a meaning to Life, and all living,
ed And a purpose to strengthen our heart.
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he s Miami, Fla.

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looks like, and how dey eat
him and if he barks difference
in dis country like you used
to cood oncet. Dey don't want
nobody eksept Nordic peoples
to immigrant here. Yoseph
showed me some Nordicers on
de street. Dey are light, vit
yelow hair and eyes like milk
ven all de cream is took off
from it, and so blue and so
tin like de blood vatt flows in
kings and kveens. I don't see
of Mrs. M. Schonfield as
chairman were authorized to
spare no expense to make the
affair a success.
* *
The Friendship League had
the best attended meeting of
the season at the Talmud To-
rah auditorium last Wednes-
day evening. Plans for the
Hallowe'en dance to be held
on October 30th were an-
nounced. Prizes for the best
costumes will be awarded and
refreshments will be served.
A good time is promised all
and the public is invited to at-
tend.

At a special meeting of the
Ladies Club of the Workmens
Circle, itwas decided to hold
the raff e for the Russian
Samovar, ch has been in
progress for several months,
on Sunday evening, October
27th, at 8 p. m. at the Work-
mens Circle Hall, 701 N. W.
5th Ave. A splendid musical
program has been arranged
and refreshments will be ser-
ved free of charge. The com-
mittee in charge consists of
Mrs. Henry Seitlin, Mrs. Ro-
sen, Mrs. Schwartz, Mrs.
Gross and Mrs. Elkin.


vy dey shood like dese peoples
bedder den all de odders; dose
I seen looked so foolish and
faded, but dey say de Presi-
dent likes dem de best. I
s'pose somebody must take
care of dem. God takes cares
of de fools. 'Seimer adeinoi
peshoim,' like Yoseph alvays
says. If de United States did-
n't nobody else vood.
"I forgot to tell you I go to
night school tree times a veek
ever sinceed de foist veek I
come over here. My teecher
said I loin very good and she
likes to hear me talk and tell
her tings aboit myself. She
said ven I loin bedder to speak
Inglish I shall rite aboit my-
self and my experings. Yos-
eph can read Inglish good, he
can read a hole noozpaper in
von evening.
"I go all alone down town
now, because Yoseph can't al-
vays stay oit from voik and
go vit me, and I like to get
inkvainted vit de streets. De
foist time I vent alone it vas
hard. I go on de street car and
give de conductor de carfare.
He don't vant to take it so I
set down; den he goes up to
me and talks mad like I vas a
tief and ekcherly vanted to
steal from him five sents. So
I go back vit him and I give
him de carfare again. Again
he shakes his head, and don't
vant to take de money. Vell,
for de foist time in my life do
I see a man vat refuses to
take money expecilly ven it is
coming to him. Den he points
to something vat stands near
him, something of a miscon-
struction from iron vit a hole
in it, and I see dere some more
nickels and sents so I under-
stand rite avay vat for dat is
and trow in my nickel too. For
five sents he vood make me
a tief! I shood know vat for
datt ting is!
"Oi Sonia, yon shood see de
airplain-I don't know vy dey
call dem plain, I tink dey are
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AUTO PARTS
MIAMI AUTO WRECKING CO.,
-Incorporated-
Has Parts For Your Car
606-608 North West Fifth Street
Phone 5050 (fifty-fifty)
BLOOM AUTO REPAIR
& PARTS CO.
N. W. 17th Ave. at 23rd St.
Phone 23631
The Largest car wreckers in
Florida
L. (Pop) GERSON
Buyer of All Kinds of Scrap Metal
We Sell Auto Parts
2141 N. W. SECOND AVE.
Phone 20621

BAKERIES
GOLDSTROM 'BAKING CO., Inc.
1349 Washington Ave.
Phone 2836 Miami Beach
The finest in Bread and Cakes
Obtainable at the
Rosedale Delicatessen, Nwe York
Delicatessen and Empire
Delicatessen

BAGS and METALS
AMERICAN BAG & METAL CO.
Phone 21147
610 North West Fifth Street
EAST COAST BAG & METAL CO.
(Inc.)
I. L. MINTZER
MACHINERY OF ALL KINDS
435-445 N. W. 8th Street
Phone 4485
PEPPER METAL CORP.
Scrap Metal and Machinery
N. W. Cor. 5th Ave. and 14th St.
Phone 22546

BUILDING SUPPLIES
J. SIMPSON
Building Materials,
Roofing Paper, Asphalt
423 N. W. N. River Drive
Phone 7251

DELICATESSEN
ROSEDALE DELICATESSEN
170 N. W. 5th St.
We Supply Your Every Want

FISH & SEA FOODS
STANDARD FISH CO.
629 W. Flagler St.
Phone 2-3362
EAST COAST FISH CO.
"The Best in Fish and Sea Food"
Curb Market S. W. 2nd Ave.
Phone 22736


FOUNTAINS
Cold Drinks
Candies and Lunches
THE SHRADERS
Corner 1st St. N. W. and 3rd


Ave.


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West Flagler Market, No. 2, Inc.
941 S. W. 22nd AVENUE.
The Home of
CHOICE GROCERIES, FINE FRUITS AND
VEGETABLES


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BUSINESS DIRECTORY


FURNITURE

FURNITURE EXCHANGE,
INC.
321 N. Miami Ave.
We Buy and Sell Furniture

INSURANCE
Life Fire Casualty Bonds
RAUZIN INSURANCE
AGENCY, Inc.
Phones 22565 32452
137 N. E. First St.
Miami, Fla.
JOSEPH M. LIPNITZ
"Service That Makes Friends
and Keep Them"
Insurance Underwriter
Lawyer's Bldg. Phone 2-0317 2-1522
LEON ELKIN
Is now Local Representative of the
Metropolitan Life Insurance Co.
and is ready to serve his friends.
Residence
1620 N. W. 30th STREET
Phone 26085

LAUNDRIES
NATIONAL LAUNDRIES, INC.
"Trustworthy Service"
1048 N. W. 5th Ave.
Phone 8131

PHARMACISTS
BRYAN PARK PHARMACY
Chas. Tannenbaum,
Pharmacist
(reg. pharmacist for 17 years)
Cor 22nd Ave. and 8th St. S. W.
CRYSTAL PHARMACY
Dr. A. D. Halpern, Ph. G. Ph. D.
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-M son s Assault Made on
SMrs. ohen Gets Jews at Harvard
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very fancy. You vill maybe
not b'leve me but I am telling
you de true, I seen peoples fly
in dem myself. It is a sheep
vat can sail in de air so easy
like sheeps sail in de vater.
You gett inside von of dem
(not you but de odder von)
and all of a sudden you fly up
in de air vit vinks, only you
leave de vinks outside. Some-
times I tink in myself maybe
I am in paradise but I don't
tink dey had sutts tings in de
Garden of Eden in dose days,
did dey? Anyways I can't find
noting aboit dem in de Bible.
Den dere is de Radio. Oi, I
don't understand it a tall.
Dey say it vas voncented by
a man. I can't hardly believe
it, it ain't human, seems to me
like it was run by spirits.
Somebody talks in Texas or
Canada or Soitt America and
it can be hoid anyveres, in
Noo Yoik or Boston or San
Franchisco or even in Minne-
sota. I wonder if I could not
maybe send you a letter by
Radio dat vay-jost trow it
in de air and it vill get to you
de same vay like voids and
songs do. I don't vant to think
too mutts aboit it, I am afraid
I vill get crazy from to mutts
thinking. Yoseph said he vill
get a Radio so soon de chil-
dren grow up and pay for it.
De telephone is anodder great
ting you never seen. It is
something like a candlestick
only it is difference. It's got
a little black cup on top and
you talk in it, den dere is a
black rubber ting vat is shap-
ed like a longsome bell. You
hold it to your ear and you
can hear vat de poissen is say-
ing on de odder side of de
rope. I got a telephone in my
hoise. Yoseph put von in for
me so soon I come over. De
foist time I talk on it I poody
near had a exsident, only it
didn't happen. I shure died!
De voice sounded like it come
from de odder voild, and ven
1 hoid dat ghost voice talking
I got so scared I fainted. Yos-
eph said he hoid me fall down
from de chair, and ven he run
in to see vat vas de madder,
I vas lying on de floor. Ven I
come to myself (or myself
come to me, I don't remember
vich), I was in bed and Yos-
eph vas sprinkling cold vater
on me like I was a babtize-
ment. For a long time I vood
not talk on dat scary ti g but
ven it ringed and Yoseh was
gone to voik and de children
vas in school and nobody else
to anser I had to do it and so
I got used to it. Now I talk
on it all my friends and lissen
in yet to vat de neighobrs
are saying. I thought it vood
be a good vay to loin Inglish.
Ve have a party line, tree on
de same line, and dey lissen
in too, I know because my lit-
tle goil vas dere by Mrs. Pet-
erson once and she seen dem
*lift up dat bell ting and lissen.
Yoseph said I should not do
it, it ain't nice to do sutts a
ting, but I ain't hosting dem
noting if I hear vat dey say. I


am awful anxious to loin de
Inglish kwick so I can rite
aboit tings, and maybe get


OUR


seething and rumors are ram-
pant as to what will be the
outcome of the assault upon
Jewish students and a Chin-
ese student at Harvard by an
initiate of the Hasty Pudding
Club, Harvard's most aristo-
cratic student organization,
to which some of the foremost
Americans belonged while at
college.
Officers of the university
last night would not comment
upon the affair, but it is un-
derstotod that a far-reaching
probe of the initiation activi-
ties of the blue-blooded clubs
has been instituted.
* The initiate, George R.
Clark, acting presumably up-
on orders from higher-ups in
the Hasty Pudding Club
started a rumpus that nearly
reached the proportions of a
riot. It started when he ap-
peared on the steps of the
museum with a bucket of wa-
ter and started to wash his
feet publicly as an initiation
edict. In addition to this, Clark
attempted to keep all Jewish
and Chinese students out of
the museum. In keeping one
Chinese student out, the lat-
ter is said to have been hurled
down a flight of stairs, land-
ing on his head.
During the performance,
Clark is said to have been ob-
liged by his fraternity orders
to yell loudly: "I don't like
kikes." The young man stirr-
ed up a near riot among the
Jewish students before he
carried out his part of the in-
itiation.
When several Jewish stu-
dents laughingly paid no at-
tention to the orders of
Clark, he attempted to re-
move them forcibly from his
audience, and only the inter-
vention of cooler heads pre-
vented what gave all eviden-
ces of developing into a racial
riot. When Clark started a
flow of oratory directed
against Jewish students in
which he stated that no
kikess" were going to enter
the museum, cries of protest
went up from the gathering
of student onlookers, and
Clark finally quieted down af-
ter his attempts to drive away
all young men he thought
were Jewish.

paid for it yet, but de spell-
ing is so hard. Yoseph is too
p'ticler aboit vat I lissen in.
"Veil, maybe I bedder stop
writing some more because if
I keep on writing my letter
von't never get finished. If
you don't receive dis letter
let me know and I vill send
you anodder von rite avay.
"Vit mutts love from us all
to you over dere, I remain ov-
er here
"Your loving sister vat
vishes you de best vishes,
"SARAH"


THE JEWISH FLORIDIAN
than men it is pointe
Jewish Boy Elect- the ratio being about 12
jGovernor Carlton is
ed to H. S. Office le to deliver the pr
____ address tonight.
The Boy's Glee club of Ida Delving into record
M. Fisher High school, Miami medical examiners mad
Beach, one of the largest mus-
ical organizations in the
school, organized for the year
Tuesday, electing Warren24
Locke as president. Bill Milli-
ken is the new vice president; NOTH
Winston Clark, secretary and MIAMI
treasurer; and Ralph Kirsch, AVE.-.
librarian. Henry Roberts, a
member, was winner of first
prize in the state school vocal
contest in the spring at Tam- C
pa.
Ralph Kirsch who was cho- COAT A
sen librarian is the son of Dr.
and Mrs. M. D. Kirsch of Mi-
ami and Miami Beach and
prominent in local communal C 0
work. Ralph has been very ac-
tive in school circles and now
holds the championship of the
Beach tennis courts. *
SE
Iodine Properties
of Florida Shown K

Bradentown. Oct. 24. Gov.
Doyle E. Carlton and a num-
ber of other people prominent
in agriculture and chemical
circles met here today for a
two-day study of iodine de-
posits found on the west cen-
tral coast of Florida, particu-
larly around Sarasota and
Bradenton.
The presence of iodine in the
soil was discovered ly chemi-
cal tests of fruit and veget-
ables grown in the district,
made by state officials in
Gainesville and a chemist in
Tampa. Spinach was found to
have 519 parts iodine to a bil-
lion component part; eggplant
showed 487 parts iodine; Irish
potatoes 293; squash 216, Regulai
and canned grapefruit 423.
No other state was said by $12.95
authorities to show as high Values
a percentage of this medical
asset.
Iodine, according to medi- "WE DE
cal experts, is necessary to
human life and a factor in the
treatment of goitre, an en-
largement of the thyroid
glands.
Women suffer more oftei


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